1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,440 Welcome to fit to be real and a little extra 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,040 We're going silly this week. We are we know we are I'm in charge today 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:16,240 I'm the boss. I'm the captain now. You missed your moment. What was that from? 4 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,320 the captain no 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:26,120 The the one with Tom Hanks and the ship and the boat and the guy Wilson, but that's not the name of the movie 6 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:28,120 No, Carly. That's a different movie 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:32,400 That's called cast away. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that one. It's not Wilson 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:37,640 I'm talking about Tom Hanks and then this group of pirates jumps aboard and it was like a local guy 9 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,600 That wasn't an actor. It was like the whole big thing and he gets on. Oh, what Tom Hanks? 10 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,780 Yeah, I know and he gets on the ship and he goes I'm the captain now 11 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,960 Tom Hanks gets like put into you know 12 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,660 Pirate Jail, Pirate Jail. I gotta look it up. I think it's called the captain 13 00:00:53,660 --> 00:01:00,500 So this is basically how this is gonna go today. How well we started it can only go up from here 14 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,300 Who's the boss? 15 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,580 Tony Danza and me I 16 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:14,100 Mean captain Phillips. I was close. I've never seen that movie. I googled captain 17 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:19,220 Are you kidding? No, it's Tom Hanks. Yeah 18 00:01:19,220 --> 00:01:24,220 Tom Hanks and Harrison Ford. You can't miss either movie from them. Okay, good to know life lessons 19 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:28,180 You're definitely not the captain. Anyway, you are the stowaway 20 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:36,660 Since I'm the boss today, I thought that we'd go a little more fun a little less heavy shocking and 21 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:45,020 Absolutely, we were gonna laugh today. So we're gonna do hypotheticals. What's a hypothetical Victoria? 22 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:49,380 It's things that could but it's basically anxiety. Yes 23 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:53,820 It's everything that we do not like it's things that you project that 24 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:59,140 You would you know if there's an event then maybe you would react like this and you talk about it 25 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:01,580 That's exactly right. I'm gonna give 26 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:07,460 Victoria and myself because I don't really know these questions either some hypotheticals and we're gonna see 27 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:13,420 What kind of people we are? Okay, so this whole thing's just a giant game. Yes, you know, yes 28 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,420 Yes, can we win the game? 29 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,580 Yes, you can continue to live. Oh 30 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:21,140 It's good games 31 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:25,420 I've never seen that me either, but I know if you die when you use the game wait for real 32 00:02:25,420 --> 00:02:28,940 I it's it's like a horror thing. Oh, but you don't really die 33 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:38,940 I'm so no, I mean no, it's a movie. It's fake. Okay. Okay. What I don't know. I've never seen it 34 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:44,060 What do you think this is like a North Korean game? We're all just like laughing about I don't know. Oh my gosh 35 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,860 The hunger games let's get into it. Yeah, that's real life 36 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:50,020 Maybe odds be ever in your favor 37 00:02:57,460 --> 00:03:01,220 I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm Carly and I'm concerned 38 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:05,540 Hypothetically speaking she's concerned. Yeah 39 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:12,260 So this is gonna be fun. Are you ready to start? I mean, yeah, I mean, what would you do? 40 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,900 I bet that I think I am what would you do if your son was at home? 41 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:23,540 Cry alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money 42 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:29,140 And his daddy's gone somewhere spoken rock now in and out of lockdown. I ain't got a job now 43 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:33,540 So for me, this is just a good time for me. This is what I call life 44 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:37,500 Mmm, I went the wrap route. Yeah, I went the opera route 45 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,780 That's why it works. Yeah, okay, we should start. Yeah 46 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,140 Okay, hypothetically 47 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:53,420 I'm gonna say that would a lot. Okay, what would you do if you found a bag of cash on the street? 48 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,300 Where don't ask questions 49 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:58,220 Answer the questions 50 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:03,980 This is gonna be horrible because you take forever to answer and also you don't like ultimatums 51 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:08,620 Just like answer the question. You never said rapid fire. So jokes on you. Okay, also 52 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:15,060 I'll do my best to change who I am. So just for 30 minutes, please change for your 53 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:21,740 I'll do anything. Are the two options bring it to the police or keep it for myself. There's no options 54 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:28,300 This is a hypothetical situation if you walked outside your door and found a bag of cash on the street. What would you do? It? 55 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:32,540 Doesn't have to be so hard. I know what I would do. I would pick it up and I run 56 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,460 I wouldn't even look around 57 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:39,580 Uh, I mean if I'm gonna be honest 58 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,460 I want to say I'd bring it to the popo 59 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,220 but 60 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,220 I would I would you know 61 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,700 Take it as a matter from heaven 62 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:54,460 And keep it for myself. Okay. That's that's what I would do, but I said it a lot faster 63 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,460 I don't need you to yell it with me right now 64 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:59,660 In this hypothetical world, you're still a bae 65 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,660 Okay, I really like this one 66 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:09,260 What would you do if your friend came to class with no pants on what kind of cool? 67 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:12,140 Are we talking naked yoga? I mean 68 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,060 Are we talking school? Mom's forgotten to put on a skirt before so this 69 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:23,900 Hypothetically has happened. This is true. However, she did have leotard and tights on so she was not like blown in the breeze 70 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:25,500 But no pants 71 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,260 But no pants 72 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:32,060 What would you do? All right, so maybe I'm wearing a skirt. I'm not technically wearing pants. That's great 73 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:36,620 What would you do if your friend walked into class without pants on? Oh? 74 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,620 Oh, oh, oh, is she wearing a skirt? 75 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,940 Like can it be another option? I know what I would do 76 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:47,580 I would say hey friend wear your pants 77 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,100 Oh my god 78 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:54,460 This is going horribly. Okay. Well, you know I 79 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,460 support 80 00:05:56,460 --> 00:06:00,540 nudity if that's something that you're into but I would probably take whatever 81 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:04,860 jackets of sorts that I had and and provide some coverage 82 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:11,980 That's what I would do. Okay. I probably would ignore it and pretend that she did have pants on and just ignore the situation all together 83 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:18,380 You're a horrible friend. I know that's horrible. Listen if she came to class with no pants on she knew she wanted to do that 84 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:21,020 I'm uncomfortable 85 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:24,460 I'm gonna ignore it. I'm gonna decide she's wearing biker shorts. Oh god 86 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,140 What would you do? 87 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:33,980 I'm just gonna ignore all your hypotheticals if you heard someone saying bad things about you 88 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:37,740 You overheard somebody saying bad things about you. What would you do? 89 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,100 Confront them you would 90 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,300 Oh, yes, I've done that many a time. Really? 91 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:48,220 Yeah, yeah, don't you remember Italy? Yes, I remember Italy 92 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:55,660 I I did a semester in the summer in Italy and the two girls that I traveled with ended up hating me 93 00:06:56,140 --> 00:06:58,380 And I get it if we want to dive into that 94 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:04,860 They technically weren't wrong. I technically wasn't wrong. However, I read their dms 95 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,900 via facebook because nothing else existed back then 96 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:12,540 And about me about how they need to ditch me and doing all these things and saying it was horrible 97 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:17,580 It's absolutely horrible. It was and I yeah, I the moment they came home or the moment I saw them 98 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:21,420 I can't remember the situation. I immediately talked to them. Yeah 99 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,580 We're very different 100 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:28,620 I do this to you now where I'm like shut it down. Yeah and say why are you talking about me like that? 101 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,900 Shut it down. Shut it down. Thank you new girl 102 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:39,100 Um, I want to hypothetically say that I would shut it down, but I know if I overheard somebody saying bad things with me 103 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,380 I would 104 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:43,020 Do a walk a walk away. Why? 105 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:46,940 Because it's confrontation that I don't want to deal with 106 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:53,500 Yeah, but then all you're gonna do is ruminate and think about it and ruin your day because you didn't go 107 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:56,700 Hey, why are you saying that you want to talk? This was supposed to be fun 108 00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,820 This is supposed to be hypothetical 109 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,820 Hypothetically you're weak. I 110 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,500 No, that's pathetical 111 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,620 That's pathetical 112 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:18,300 Okay, um, yeah, that's what I would do. I would ignore it until I could no longer ignore it 113 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:26,060 What would you do if someone pushed in front of you in line when you're waiting to get your coffee? 114 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:31,900 I would confront them. I would say hey, excuse me. Is there something I can help you with? 115 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:36,300 So many people have button-line in front of me and I just let it I let them 116 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:45,820 I let them let them theory though. Well, maybe their day is horrendous and they butted in front of me and I have 117 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:47,180 a 118 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:53,100 Okay day, so you know what? But you still have to I feel like hold your ground or you'll always put your head in the haystack 119 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:59,020 Like what's it on ostrich? Yes, so like holding your ground and not necessarily not doing to let them theory but being like 120 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,260 Hey, I've been standing here this whole time 121 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:08,860 Yeah, what's the deal you having a bad day? Absolutely stay there, but like I notice I see you. Yeah, right next time somebody does it 122 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:11,820 I will you hypothetically not do that 123 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:19,100 What skill would you like to have hypothetically if you could instantly receive it right now? 124 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,100 What skill the ability to 125 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,100 Teleport 126 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,380 That's not a skill. What that's a skill. No 127 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,380 In skill 128 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:33,260 Teleport or telepathically listen to people's thoughts. That's like a superpower 129 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:37,020 That not a skill. I would 130 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,100 Probably 131 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,100 be more 132 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:45,100 house conscious like I'd be like a plumber or 133 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:49,100 A an electrician so I could just fix my own problems in the house 134 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:55,500 You do that you talk to your husband and he makes a phone call. No our toilet has been running for I don't know three weeks 135 00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:02,300 Yeah, neither of us have fixed it see fit to yeah. Yeah, so three years so hypothetically 136 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:09,580 That's the skill I would you would want to trade. Okay. Well, I would blink my eyes and I would go to the plumber's office and then go 137 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:14,140 Hey, come with me hold my hand and I would physically in one second flat 138 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,020 Bring him to you 139 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:21,020 I already know how you're gonna answer this but I'm gonna ask you anyway 140 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:27,900 Would you be able to give up 30 years of your life in exchange for saving a stranger? 141 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:31,500 So the stranger lives, but you lose 30 years of your life, right? 142 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,020 It's like contact remember contact guys where they go to the 143 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:40,940 Go into space, but like everyone else is aged and they're the same age, right? And remember it's a stranger 144 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,380 Right stranger danger 145 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:49,980 Is this a good person or a bad person? No questions. Okay. I'm going to go. Yes 146 00:10:51,260 --> 00:11:00,860 If I'm 35 now, I would be 65 and people that are 65 are just like loving life in in you know, let's pretend I become a retired person 147 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,860 Which will never happen in my lifetime 148 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:06,540 But that person stays alive. So I'm okay with that. Yeah, I'm not 149 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,580 I'm keeping my 30 years 150 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,580 And unfortunately the stranger lives 151 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:15,180 35 years and unfortunately the stranger must perish 152 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:22,220 Would you take something that removes your body's need for sleep if it was given to you? 153 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, would you say it again? 154 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:28,380 Would you take something that removes your body's need for sleep if it was given to you? 155 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:33,100 Like if you could pill if there was like a pill that said your body doesn't need to sleep and you'll be totally fine 156 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:35,980 living the days without sleep 157 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:38,140 I have a question though 158 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:42,060 What can this be an on and off situation like I don't take the pill 159 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:47,740 Can I choose to sleep one day? No, no, and then when I no no sleep for the rest of your life 160 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:51,500 You're gonna take this pill and you don't sleep for the rest of your life. No, you feel fine. No 161 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,340 Yeah, unless I had the money on those eight hours 162 00:11:55,740 --> 00:12:01,260 That the rest of this side of the world is sleeping and I had the money to travel to the world. That's awake. Yeah, you know what I mean? 163 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:05,900 Yeah, then yes, but you're not making any money from the hours of 12 to 6 164 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,940 So basically you're just upstanding and staring at the wall, right? 165 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:15,580 And unless anybody else in your circle that you want to also be awake is also taking this supplement 166 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,460 I'm taking it. Absolutely 167 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,140 Tap me out 168 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:24,300 Give me take away 30 years of my life 169 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,940 fast forward 170 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:31,580 Do not be kind do not rewind. I am not taking the pill. I love my sleep 171 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:39,500 Would you rather have to say anything that comes to mind all the time or never have anything to say at all? 172 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:45,340 basically say all your opinions no matter if it hurts anybody's feelings or 173 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:53,500 You just have nothing to say like like there's an inability to not say something and basically the inability to say anything 174 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,500 Since it's hypothetical sure 175 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,060 I'll punch you in the face. That's not hypothetical 176 00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:01,100 That's pathetical 177 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,540 Does it hurt me in any way? I don't know 178 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:10,380 the specifics like holding it in and not saying anything does that like give me cancer? 179 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:18,220 Or does saying anything out loud do I ruin all my relationships and have no this is so exhausting pinching her nose? 180 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:23,260 I'm closing her eyes. I thought this would be fun and you are so exhausting 181 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:31,900 I don't I don't like I know you don't all right. All right fine. I would hold it in. It's basically what I do now 182 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,820 Bump bump 183 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,820 Wait no don't don't don't 184 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,820 Did I fall down the stairs? 185 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,620 I was like a cartoon splatting on your bottom 186 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:51,500 Um, yes, I would prefer not to say anything at all. So I I do that anyway, so it's very you'll kill a stranger 187 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:55,900 For sure, but you won't make any confrontation of being like this is blunt 188 00:13:55,900 --> 00:14:01,660 I'm gonna say it but you'll just let him die. Yes because being blunt and all that stuff to me creates confrontation 189 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:07,260 So I'd rather just not say anything at all. You'd rather just kill them with kindness. What is this game of thrones? 190 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,140 Oh my god 191 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,700 Okay, this one's a good one prove it 192 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,220 No questions 193 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:22,380 What music would you prefer if you could just listen to one type for the rest of your life? 194 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:26,540 I hate this question. I refuse to answer this question 195 00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:33,180 Hypothetically if you only have one genre of music, I don't want to put these words out in the universe. Great. I'm starting with 196 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:39,100 You know, I'm all about the in sync. You know, I'm all about the boy band 197 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,060 What about ben plaque? But I'm going with I know I 198 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:47,180 You know, there's gonna be a couple people upset with me, but hypothetically I'm going Celine Dion 199 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:51,260 Celine Dion has hype music you can dance to she's got 200 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:57,340 Slower ballads. She's got it all. I can dance to it. I can go to sleep to it. I'm going Celine Dion 201 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:03,020 Genre though, so you're not just listening to Celine Dion. You're listening to people like her 202 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:07,980 So like you're also doing Whitney. Sure. Yeah, it's a genre. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Okay. Now you love cool 203 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:14,140 Um, all right, I'm gonna go Ben Platt JP Cooper. Okay. Lovey, but also 204 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:20,460 Remixed and then also sleepy and then I'll hang out with you so we can just listen to our two genres together 205 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:27,340 No, no, no, I'm not taking the pill. I'm asleep. I'm asleep. Sorry your music time is at 12 a.m. My bad. Thank you 206 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:34,220 What show would you like if you had to be trapped in a tv show for a month? 207 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:38,940 Of what show would you be in for a month? What's this one doesn't bother me so much? Okay? 208 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:42,220 Thank the lord because it's like stupid. It would never happen 209 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,020 Uh tv show new girl 210 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,100 Yeah, I mean, I mean I already picked that in my head 211 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:52,780 Need you said that so which one's gonna be the new girl you or me? 212 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,580 Oh, no, I'm winston 213 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,940 And we all know our nick Miller 214 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:05,340 You are not no, I am Schmidt. You are Schmidt. I am Schmidt your Schmidt. I I'm a mix of 215 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:13,260 Nick and winston and Schmidt and winston, but I've been told I was like jessica day and then I never saw that guy anymore 216 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,940 He stopped talking to me. He never saw the show clearly 217 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:22,140 Yeah, new girl would you do if you found out you could stop time? 218 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,780 Hypothetically it stopped time 219 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:29,020 What would you do if I know if I do I have the knowledge of knowing about time travel? 220 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,900 Because if you mess up time travel you you could mess up the world 221 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,740 I'm gonna kill you and I'm gonna what am I doing to stop time? 222 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:43,100 No, what are you doing while you stop time if you could stop time? What are you freaking doing? Oh? 223 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,780 Oh, oh, okay 224 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,780 I's ever hear us fight before 225 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,860 It's going down 226 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:54,460 Right now in real time. What happened here like don't like confrontation 227 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,860 Oh, I'll confrontate with you any day. Oh 228 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,580 I'm not going back and redoing anything 229 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:04,620 No, I would stop time to take a nap if I had no time in the day 230 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:12,300 I would stop time take an hour nap and then continue on as if that didn't happen. You're so boring. I know you're so boring 231 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,020 I know I'd go like 232 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,020 explore the ocean or 233 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,980 I don't know something adventurous, but not 234 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:23,020 Not what you're doing 235 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:27,020 Oh, okay. I know you're gonna have so many questions about this and I'm just letting you know 236 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,820 I'm not answering any of them and there are no questions 237 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:34,540 I just want to say you're giving me my anxiety breathing and I'm having a hard time taking a breath 238 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,740 Well, stop time get your breath and move along 239 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060 Hypothetically 240 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:48,540 What would you do if you were kidnapped? No questions. Just answer it. Oh, I would annoy the shit out of them 241 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,180 So that they'd either kill me 242 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,180 Or return to sender 243 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:58,140 I would cry maybe I would give you're so boring. I would just cry that's not gonna save you 244 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:01,180 I would give them either my friend dresser 245 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:06,220 How do you say her last name? Yeah dresser or oh my god 246 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:11,660 I don't think you would be that calm. You wouldn't be able to go there immediately 247 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,980 You'd be like trying to figure out how to kick your way out of the trunk 248 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,020 Oh, I know how to do that. There's a button 249 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,380 But do you not watch true? No, no, no, no, I do. I know how to get out of it too 250 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:28,220 But you know, I would just cry. I would scream cry the whole time. You'd be dead. Yeah. Oh, yes 251 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,980 I would not be good kidnapped 252 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:35,020 I'd want to say I do a full-on one woman musical for them until they let me go 253 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:39,580 But I don't think that I would be able to be in my right singing voice at that time 254 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,020 Well, we've heard your right singing voice 255 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,740 And we've heard your wrong singing voice and I think both are 256 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:54,140 They're very on par for kidnapping situations. Yeah, very similar. Yeah. No, I'm a goner 257 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:59,820 What would you do if you went to a public restroom and discovered that there was no paper? 258 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:06,060 This isn't hypothetical. This has happened to all of us. Yeah, this is like real time. No paper like in the stall. Yeah 259 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:12,380 Uh, you shake it. Do you? Yeah, you shake it. You definitely don't ask the person next to you. Oh, oh, no 260 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,900 No, you would never do that. That's disgusting. That's disgusting 261 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,900 What if they what if they're 262 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,660 What if they sneezed and 263 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,660 No, no, you shake it 264 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:28,060 No, and if it's me, I always have like a second pair of something in my bag 265 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,420 So you just use your clothing and switch out because you're 90 years old 266 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,060 I think I like to think of it as Mary Poppins 267 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:36,860 I would just shake it till you break it 268 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,820 What would you do if you were at home alone at night and heard someone in your house? 269 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:45,980 I don't have a baseball bat by my bed like I used to I do I have one underneath my bed 270 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:50,780 So I would just get my taser out probably you have a taser. I sure do 271 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,500 I weirdly bought it when I moved home from New York 272 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:58,700 And did not have it in New York because it's much scarier in the suburbs than it is in New York City at least at the time 273 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:03,660 Uh, I have it in my car. So I would have to that's not gonna help you in that 274 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:10,140 I would well if you're in a parking garage, you need it in the car and you know, I don't know spring for the second taser 275 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:16,380 I yeah, I would buy another taser probably but I do live across the street. I thought about this from the police station 276 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:23,180 Yeah, so I have thought about how to get out of the house and directly run and bang on the doors and their doors are always locked 277 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:28,460 So I probably will die either way. Yeah, I thought I look at my windows and all my kids no judging 278 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,020 I don't want to hear about this. I don't want to get a text. I don't want to get an email 279 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:35,100 Wait, what all my kids sleep in my room. So I constantly think about this 280 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:39,580 How am I gonna get them all out of the house and I have in my mind? 281 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:46,780 I have like Hulk strength and I put all the furniture in front of the door of my bedroom and then I throw them out the window 282 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:52,540 And then we live next to a police station as well. So I would say run to the police station to murder them 283 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,620 No, no, no, you're throwing them out the window. I'm getting them out of the house. They're not gonna make it 284 00:20:57,100 --> 00:21:01,900 Our children they're not gonna make it. You're going to splatter them and they will crumble 285 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:05,900 I don't live that far from the ground. So they will run to the police station 286 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:11,180 But I have thought about what furniture is going in front of the door. And yet you're the most ungrounded person that I know 287 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:19,180 What would you do if you saw someone in public with toilet paper stuck to their shoes? 288 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:24,300 I told them. Oh, you would of course in a nice way. I've done it many times 289 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,180 You step on it yourself 290 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:34,060 And you just give them a little like tap of like hey, you got toilet paper, but I got you and then you let them go 291 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:41,740 Yeah, I just let them go. You are really not a great person. I know I know I said this episode is gonna show our true colors 292 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,380 Started too high 293 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,300 Is anybody listening? 294 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,300 Oh 295 00:21:56,780 --> 00:22:03,340 God, this is great hypothetically your boss was embezzling company funds. What would you do? 296 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:06,460 And let you know about it. It's 297 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:10,060 Embezzling company fund that means they're keeping it for themselves. Yes 298 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:15,820 Report them or blackmail them. Oh, I like the blackmail option. Yeah, that's probably what you 299 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:20,220 I would totally do that you wouldn't because that means confrontation and you wouldn't have the guts 300 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:24,140 You're right. I probably wouldn't say anything and just hope that the law finds them. Yeah 301 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:27,980 But then you would get called in and subpoenaed because you work for him and they want to know what you know 302 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,580 So if you know then you're going to jail because you didn't report it. So 303 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,540 Yeah, I'd report it. Yeah, I know you would 304 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:40,380 What would you do if you found out someone from your past was planning to kill you? 305 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:50,380 This is something I think about all the time. Harley. Nobody cares about you that much. I everybody says that 306 00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:56,300 Nobody cares about you that much to want to kill you. I know but in my mind 307 00:22:57,420 --> 00:23:03,500 Somebody I know from my past has been like stalking me for years and like is going to kill me one day 308 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,580 Like because I wasn't nice to them in the hallways of high school. Like that's where my mind goes 309 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:12,540 Right, right. What are you gonna do if you can't report them if nothing's happened? We know that 310 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:18,140 Mm-hmm. You just kind of torture yourself in wonderment or you you know kill them first 311 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:25,020 This one I did read ahead of time all the other ones. I really didn't but this one I did and 312 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:31,740 I don't know hypothetically with how I feel if it turned out that your entire life was only a dream 313 00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:37,100 Would you want to know sweet? Yes, you would why the heck not? 314 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,820 Because then your whole life would be a lie 315 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,660 It's just a dream 316 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:48,140 But then you wake up and you realize what your actual life is and then you already know some situations if that were to come to fruition 317 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:50,140 It's like you get to live two lives at the same time 318 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:56,060 I would be like I'm working my butt off daily for a dream 319 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,420 No, yeah, I don't think that would bother me. I think 320 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:01,420 I think it would be jarring because 321 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,780 WTF 322 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,900 But then I I mean I feel like that's that's a cool opportunity 323 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,860 Oh, like what is time anyway? 324 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,140 technically 325 00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:17,420 We're living a lot of lives at the same time like every decision that we make we're on a specific like 326 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:23,740 Timeline path. So if you make a decision that takes you to the left path now your entire life goes that way 327 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,580 So like what's the difference? 328 00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:29,340 Oh, yeah, I don't know anything about that, but I know that I don't want to know 329 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:33,420 I just want to keep on trucking you are an ostrich 330 00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:39,020 Hypothetically, would you rather be dumb or ugly? 331 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,460 Would you rather be dumb? 332 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:54,780 Hypothetically or ugly. I would rather be ugly same because if you're smart you can figure out 333 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:58,700 A means to not be ugly, but also who decides that you're ugly 334 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:02,060 Oh, I don't know this is why it's hypothetical 335 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:06,220 Right, so I'm smart enough to know that who decides if you're ugly. No one's ugly 336 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,100 So, I mean your soul's a little bit ugly right now 337 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:14,380 Your are a little black some of you out there are like oh carly doesn't have to pick 338 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,980 It's been chosen for her 339 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,140 Oh shut up 340 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:24,140 You know you're pretty 341 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:27,420 What you just rolled your eyes. No, it means I know you're dumb 342 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:36,300 Mom stop. Oh my god. I know you're gonna get such a talking to you later. I'm going to 343 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:39,260 This is all gonna be my fault. Yes. Yes 344 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:44,700 If you could hear what someone is thinking for a day, which person's thought 345 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:49,580 Would you want to hear? I like that you parentheses the s thought 346 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:57,260 Yeah, my first initial reaction hypothetically would be moms, but like then at the same time. I know 347 00:25:57,580 --> 00:26:01,100 You already know them. She says them. Yeah, I can't handle that. Sorry mom. She says them 348 00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:03,100 Pepper 349 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:09,340 My dog come on. She was trotting her little booty all along our walk this morning rolling around 350 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:15,180 Actually smiling like I want to know and then she was staring at a bumblebee and I want to know what she was thinking 351 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:21,660 Yeah, no, it's it is the safest option because I don't want to know what the hell anyone's thinking 352 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:26,300 Okay, what would you do if you saw someone crying on the street? 353 00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:31,180 I would ask them why and see what they need and help them. I would too 354 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:35,340 You would poke them with a stick. No, but but then I'd ask them 355 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,140 Is this was making you cry? 356 00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:43,580 Poop who would you make disappear from history if you could? 357 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,860 But that would change history now it would change history. Yeah 358 00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:56,140 I mean, I feel like the obvious answer is hitler. I was gonna say hypothetically too, right or 359 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:03,180 Change the assassination of martin luther king jr. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one 360 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:12,220 What other job hypothetically would you do if all jobs paid the exact same? 361 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,180 psychic medium 362 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:16,940 Oh 363 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:25,180 Yeah, that's a good one easily. I'm making the same as a doctor. Uh-huh for less work and listening to dead people 364 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,580 insulting not that psychic mediums don't work a lot but like 365 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:31,580 Oh 366 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:37,580 There's no surgery. There's no blood. There's no on call 20. Well, actually psychic mediums are on call 367 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:41,260 Everything you're saying is wrong. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of blood scenes in my head 368 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:46,460 I can see a lot of murders. I see dead people. I see dead people. I'm looking one right now 369 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,380 Yeah, I think psychic medium because you can still help 370 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:56,300 A lot of people you're still getting paid. Whatever the wage is let's assume that it's really good money 371 00:27:56,300 --> 00:28:04,540 And it's something that I'm actually like super at wanting to do and would love to be so it's a win-win-win 372 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:11,340 There's only two wins. Um, I would we all know this be a bridal dress consultant. Oh, yeah 373 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:15,740 I would pick everyone's perfect bridal gown 374 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:22,220 But I don't know if you'd want me to because I don't know if I'd be able to be completely honest and tell you that the dress looked 375 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,540 Good on you if it didn't because I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings 376 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,860 You just want the commission. Let's be honest. We know 377 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,060 Don't go to carly's boutique 378 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,500 It would be called a boutique 379 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:39,740 What would you do I'm upset if you were the last person on earth 380 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,700 You were the last person on earth 381 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,500 I would run amok 382 00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:48,780 and try to 383 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:56,940 Save the rainforest to you know keep the animals alive and maybe create some more ecosystems that we've lost and then who knows 384 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,540 What would happen after that? 385 00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:01,580 Maybe caveman would come back after I die. Well 386 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:04,540 We all know what I would do just cry 387 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:11,420 Cry until I die. That's what I would do. Yeah, really you you thought about this 388 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:17,260 No, I just I mean in the past 30 seconds. Think harder. I know myself think for another 30 389 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:22,140 Okay, what else would you do after you're done crying after I'm done crying? 390 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,180 I would gather some food 391 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,700 Like from Dairy Queen 392 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:33,980 You'd eat everything you've ever wanted and not care honest to god if I was the last person on earth 393 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:39,020 I would probably stick to my house and just continue to live and just 394 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:43,820 Stay hoping that more people would come around if you relate 395 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:49,100 To you like aliens because if you're the last person on earth, there's no one coming up from the ground 396 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:54,540 If you relate more to carly there there are many help lines. I'm sure out there 397 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:59,980 For your well-being and your mental health. I don't know what they are but find them 398 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:09,500 What would you eat most often if every type of food was healthy? Uh two things what tacos and s'mores? 399 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:11,580 Oh 400 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:18,060 balanced diet. Mm-hmm tacos and s'mores you get the veggies you get the ceviche you get the fish you get the salt 401 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:24,220 You get the cheese. I miss cheese and then s'mores is like all I need in life. Yep 402 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,340 I would choose 403 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,620 Chocolate peanut butter ice cream 404 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:31,900 Yep 405 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,460 and a big old juicy 406 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,340 Blue burger blue cheese burger 407 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:39,820 This is the first time I've ever been happy for you 408 00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:43,820 This entire conversation I approve 409 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:47,180 Okay 410 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:52,780 What hypothetically would be the first thing you did if money did not matter? I would 411 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:57,740 Stop world hunger because that would be like pennies to trillionaires 412 00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:00,540 Or even billionaires 413 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:01,820 I would 414 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,220 Just one just one thing the government just one thing 415 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:08,700 Just the one thing you would do that's it. Okay, that's it 416 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,220 Okay, get out of the bow geek, okay 417 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,020 Um 418 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:19,740 Good you stopped word hunger. That's it. I mean that's a lot congrats to you but that is well well no 419 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:21,740 I'm gonna take it back. I'm not gonna stop world hunger 420 00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:25,740 I'm gonna close the the gap of everybody would get money 421 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:30,780 And so they could feed themselves and that would feed the world hunger of that right everyone would get money 422 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:34,380 To make it an equal playing field got it 423 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:40,060 And if nobody would have too much or too little or whatever so then you can do whatever, you know, they would save themselves 424 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:43,980 I like that. Yeah me too because then all world hunger will still be 425 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:46,860 Taking care of except you I'll take money from you 426 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,580 You owe the tax 427 00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:52,220 For the people you owe the tax for the people 428 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:56,060 Yeah for all the good you've done you have tax for sure 429 00:31:56,060 --> 00:32:01,820 What would you do with your money Carly? No, not dresses. Would you buy not the it's not the money? 430 00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:04,860 It's what would I do if I could yeah, what is it again? 431 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:07,580 If I had the power for 432 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:10,940 Of the country, that's not the question. What was the question? 433 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:18,140 What did I ask you hold please we have to play this back 434 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:26,940 So we just played it back and the question was what would you do if money didn't matter? 435 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:31,660 That was the question. I liked mine and it was less than 30 seconds ago 436 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:39,980 Uh, if I had so much money I would if money didn't matter you fool 437 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,460 Besides paying the tax, what else would you do? I would 438 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:50,460 I would make sure and I don't know how this would be possible 439 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,060 But I would make sure that all children had a home 440 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,940 I don't know how that's possible 441 00:32:57,260 --> 00:33:02,700 But I'm sure if I had an unlimited amount of funds that I would figure it out 442 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:06,860 Well, you would have an unlimited amount of resources right pay the right people 443 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:14,860 Yeah hard part with that is weeding out the you know the bad homes. That's right. Yeah, yeah, that's a hard or maybe it's just 444 00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:17,980 really 445 00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,500 rebuild 446 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,100 the system 447 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:28,060 in terms of like orphanages foster care and all that stuff yeah, this is where they can go to be safe and like really change that and make them 448 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:33,100 Like a place where it's okay to go. Yeah, because that whole system is actually horrifying 449 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,100 That's what I would do 450 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:40,300 What question would you like to ask now? Let's remember one that I'll remember. Yeah 451 00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:47,100 Hypothetically we only have two left, but also pathetically we only have two left 452 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,100 Everything's been pathetically 453 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:54,860 What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found out you were six years old again? 454 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,100 This is kind of like big 455 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,100 Mm-hmm. Remember the movie big with Tom? 456 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,100 Hank. Yeah except he was older 457 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:05,100 He but yeah, yeah, but he had the mind 458 00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:12,460 Of his young self like a 12 year old this would be 35 as a six year old like so much knowledge 459 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:17,180 And then I think you would be famous 460 00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:19,100 You'd be like mom 461 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:26,140 I know I'm a singer. I know I'm good dancer like bring me that out audition. I'm doing it. I am going to crush it 462 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,020 Oh my god, baby Victoria 463 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:33,020 Oh my god, baby Victoria as Alphaba 464 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:35,020 You show up to Broadway 465 00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:37,020 And she's like 466 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:41,020 And everyone's like this is normal 467 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,020 I think that would be like 468 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:49,020 Frightening and then awesome. Yeah, like you would be scared out of your mind of like 469 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:53,020 Not in my clothes fit me. Yeah, and then 470 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,020 What can I do with this 471 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:59,020 If I woke up and I was six and we were back in 1991 472 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:05,020 Don't you add to this hypothetical? It didn't say you could go back in time 473 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:13,020 It just said you're now six years old. Yeah, I would go back to bed hoping that I woke up 38 again 474 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:17,020 Because I don't know if I'd want to be a six year old in today's world, you know, yeah 475 00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,020 If I was a six year old in 91 476 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:25,020 Yes, bring on freeze pops and you know running around in your bathing suit in the backyard with a hose 477 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:31,020 Today's six year olds while they can also do that. I don't know both things can still be done 478 00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:37,020 You did not pick very 90 1990 era specific thing 479 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:41,020 I want to watch Doug and TGIF 480 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:43,020 You can you still can 481 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:48,020 It's more like where the movies was a big deal going to AMC Marple in this area 482 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:54,020 Was like everything and you didn't pay $100 for popcorn and soda 483 00:35:54,020 --> 00:36:01,020 That's true. That's more 90 specific. However, I got to still stick with mine because you know what if that's the curveball 484 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:06,020 I'll go with it. Yeah, I have to be scared out of my mind 485 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:10,020 I know you're all shocked. I know you're all shocked 486 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:16,020 This is the biggest hypothetical question of the day. Are you ready for this? 487 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:19,020 What would you say if I told you I loved you? 488 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:26,020 This is actually one of the questions I didn't just make that up 489 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:32,020 I'd look for the zipper on your meat suit and I would try to see what alien you were and unzip you 490 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:37,020 I love you and I'm sorry are not in Carly's vocabulary 491 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:41,020 Oh my god, you can just tell you can see it in my eyes. I don't need to say it 492 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:46,020 You know, you usually cry every hypothetical you've been crying. No, so your eyes are closed 493 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:50,020 That that's and I love you and I'm sorry if I'm crying you can see it 494 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:53,020 I think I would ask you if you knew it was your last day on earth 495 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:55,020 You would cringe 496 00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:57,020 You would cringe. You've done that 497 00:36:57,020 --> 00:37:02,020 Our brother texted us something really nice and she was like what's wrong 498 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:07,020 Yeah, I was like are you in pain? Why what's happening? Did you get a diagnosis? 499 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:13,020 So yeah, that was a very hypothetical last question. She answered it correctly 500 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:16,020 I would be wearing a meat suit and if she said it 501 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:21,020 You are wearing a meat suit. You're literally wearing a meat suit on top of your bones 502 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:28,020 Would cringe and say are you healthy? Are you good? What did the doctor say? 503 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,020 Hypothetically, I'm gonna ask you one 504 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:38,020 If you could only pick one for the rest of your life 505 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:41,020 You'd have to save one thing your phone 506 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,020 Oh, yeah 507 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:48,020 With access to you know, whatever a phone has access to or your children 508 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:49,020 Oh my god 509 00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:51,020 Shut up 510 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:54,020 I'm just kidding. Your phone or coffee 511 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:58,020 Oh no, come on. Pick the children 512 00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:01,020 No, the children are not real 513 00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:04,020 That's not real. It's phone or coffee 514 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:07,020 I mean, I guess the phone so I can order a coffee 515 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,020 No, no, no, no, no, no, coffee doesn't exist 516 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:12,020 It's either the phone exists or coffee exists 517 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:18,020 Well, I'd have to pick the phone so I could Google how to make the closest thing to what would have been a coffee 518 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,020 And make that 519 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:26,020 But somebody on Google would know how to make an fake coffee 520 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:27,020 A fake coffee? 521 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,020 Impression, yeah 522 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,020 Impressionist? 523 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:30,020 Impression? 524 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:32,020 Impersonation of a coffee 525 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,020 Imposter? 526 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:38,020 Yeah, there's no way. That's not real. That's just as hard as picking my children or if 527 00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:42,020 That should be easy. Wait, that was the easy question 528 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,020 No, it was hypothetical 529 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,020 And pathetical 530 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,020 And pathetical 531 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:51,020 Well, we hope you've learned nothing today 532 00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:55,020 Because we were not here to inform you about anything real 533 00:38:55,020 --> 00:39:00,020 All hypotheticals, all fine, no, nothing serious 534 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:02,020 This whole episode is a hypothetical 535 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,020 No, it's a dream 536 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,020 Is it in your mind? 537 00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:08,020 You're living in a dream, wake up 538 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:11,020 Sweet dreams are made of this 539 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:15,020 Who am I to disagree? 540 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,020 That was enough 541 00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:18,020 Yeah 542 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:21,020 Well, hypothetically, I'm upset 543 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:26,020 But also, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled program next week 544 00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:30,020 Well, there's no easy way to segue into a goodbye 545 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:35,020 So we just need to remind you that you are always fit to be very real 546 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:40,020 And you are always allowed to be a little extra, hypothetically 547 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:47,020 For legal reasons, we have to tell you that this podcast is meant for entertainment and educational purposes only 548 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,020 We are not healthcare professionals 549 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:55,020 For all of your health, wellness, fitness and self-care needs, please refer to the medical professional in your life 550 00:39:55,020 --> 00:40:00,020 Your primary care physician, your therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may be 551 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:04,020 And then let us know what they say because I guarantee we need to know it too 552 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,020 Okay 553 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:10,020 Okay, bye