Welcome to fit to be real and a little extra
We're going silly this week. We are we know we are I'm in charge today
I'm the boss. I'm the captain now. You missed your moment. What was that from?
the captain no
The the one with Tom Hanks and the ship and the boat and the guy Wilson, but that's not the name of the movie
No, Carly. That's a different movie
That's called cast away. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that one. It's not Wilson
I'm talking about Tom Hanks and then this group of pirates jumps aboard and it was like a local guy
That wasn't an actor. It was like the whole big thing and he gets on. Oh, what Tom Hanks?
Yeah, I know and he gets on the ship and he goes I'm the captain now
Tom Hanks gets like put into you know
Pirate Jail, Pirate Jail. I gotta look it up. I think it's called the captain
So this is basically how this is gonna go today. How well we started it can only go up from here
Who's the boss?
Tony Danza and me I
Mean captain Phillips. I was close. I've never seen that movie. I googled captain
Are you kidding? No, it's Tom Hanks. Yeah
Tom Hanks and Harrison Ford. You can't miss either movie from them. Okay, good to know life lessons
You're definitely not the captain. Anyway, you are the stowaway
Since I'm the boss today, I thought that we'd go a little more fun a little less heavy shocking and
Absolutely, we were gonna laugh today. So we're gonna do hypotheticals. What's a hypothetical Victoria?
It's things that could but it's basically anxiety. Yes
It's everything that we do not like it's things that you project that
You would you know if there's an event then maybe you would react like this and you talk about it
That's exactly right. I'm gonna give
Victoria and myself because I don't really know these questions either some hypotheticals and we're gonna see
What kind of people we are? Okay, so this whole thing's just a giant game. Yes, you know, yes
Yes, can we win the game?
Yes, you can continue to live. Oh
It's good games
I've never seen that me either, but I know if you die when you use the game wait for real
I it's it's like a horror thing. Oh, but you don't really die
I'm so no, I mean no, it's a movie. It's fake. Okay. Okay. What I don't know. I've never seen it
What do you think this is like a North Korean game? We're all just like laughing about I don't know. Oh my gosh
The hunger games let's get into it. Yeah, that's real life
Maybe odds be ever in your favor
I'm Victoria. Hey guys, I'm Carly and I'm concerned
Hypothetically speaking she's concerned. Yeah
So this is gonna be fun. Are you ready to start? I mean, yeah, I mean, what would you do?
I bet that I think I am what would you do if your son was at home?
Cry alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy's gone somewhere spoken rock now in and out of lockdown. I ain't got a job now
So for me, this is just a good time for me. This is what I call life
Mmm, I went the wrap route. Yeah, I went the opera route
That's why it works. Yeah, okay, we should start. Yeah
Okay, hypothetically
I'm gonna say that would a lot. Okay, what would you do if you found a bag of cash on the street?
Where don't ask questions
Answer the questions
This is gonna be horrible because you take forever to answer and also you don't like ultimatums
Just like answer the question. You never said rapid fire. So jokes on you. Okay, also
I'll do my best to change who I am. So just for 30 minutes, please change for your
I'll do anything. Are the two options bring it to the police or keep it for myself. There's no options
This is a hypothetical situation if you walked outside your door and found a bag of cash on the street. What would you do? It?
Doesn't have to be so hard. I know what I would do. I would pick it up and I run
I wouldn't even look around
Uh, I mean if I'm gonna be honest
I want to say I'd bring it to the popo
but
I would I would you know
Take it as a matter from heaven
And keep it for myself. Okay. That's that's what I would do, but I said it a lot faster
I don't need you to yell it with me right now
In this hypothetical world, you're still a bae
Okay, I really like this one
What would you do if your friend came to class with no pants on what kind of cool?
Are we talking naked yoga? I mean
Are we talking school? Mom's forgotten to put on a skirt before so this
Hypothetically has happened. This is true. However, she did have leotard and tights on so she was not like blown in the breeze
But no pants
What would you do? All right, so maybe I'm wearing a skirt. I'm not technically wearing pants. That's great
What would you do if your friend walked into class without pants on? Oh?
Oh, oh, oh, is she wearing a skirt?
Like can it be another option? I know what I would do
I would say hey friend wear your pants
Oh my god
This is going horribly. Okay. Well, you know I
support
nudity if that's something that you're into but I would probably take whatever
jackets of sorts that I had and and provide some coverage
That's what I would do. Okay. I probably would ignore it and pretend that she did have pants on and just ignore the situation all together
You're a horrible friend. I know that's horrible. Listen if she came to class with no pants on she knew she wanted to do that
I'm uncomfortable
I'm gonna ignore it. I'm gonna decide she's wearing biker shorts. Oh god
What would you do?
I'm just gonna ignore all your hypotheticals if you heard someone saying bad things about you
You overheard somebody saying bad things about you. What would you do?
Confront them you would
Oh, yes, I've done that many a time. Really?
Yeah, yeah, don't you remember Italy? Yes, I remember Italy
I I did a semester in the summer in Italy and the two girls that I traveled with ended up hating me
And I get it if we want to dive into that
They technically weren't wrong. I technically wasn't wrong. However, I read their dms
via facebook because nothing else existed back then
And about me about how they need to ditch me and doing all these things and saying it was horrible
It's absolutely horrible. It was and I yeah, I the moment they came home or the moment I saw them
I can't remember the situation. I immediately talked to them. Yeah
We're very different
I do this to you now where I'm like shut it down. Yeah and say why are you talking about me like that?
Shut it down. Shut it down. Thank you new girl
Um, I want to hypothetically say that I would shut it down, but I know if I overheard somebody saying bad things with me
I would
Do a walk a walk away. Why?
Because it's confrontation that I don't want to deal with
Yeah, but then all you're gonna do is ruminate and think about it and ruin your day because you didn't go
Hey, why are you saying that you want to talk? This was supposed to be fun
This is supposed to be hypothetical
Hypothetically you're weak. I
No, that's pathetical
That's pathetical
Okay, um, yeah, that's what I would do. I would ignore it until I could no longer ignore it
What would you do if someone pushed in front of you in line when you're waiting to get your coffee?
I would confront them. I would say hey, excuse me. Is there something I can help you with?
So many people have button-line in front of me and I just let it I let them
I let them let them theory though. Well, maybe their day is horrendous and they butted in front of me and I have
a
Okay day, so you know what? But you still have to I feel like hold your ground or you'll always put your head in the haystack
Like what's it on ostrich? Yes, so like holding your ground and not necessarily not doing to let them theory but being like
Hey, I've been standing here this whole time
Yeah, what's the deal you having a bad day? Absolutely stay there, but like I notice I see you. Yeah, right next time somebody does it
I will you hypothetically not do that
What skill would you like to have hypothetically if you could instantly receive it right now?
What skill the ability to
Teleport
That's not a skill. What that's a skill. No
In skill
Teleport or telepathically listen to people's thoughts. That's like a superpower
That not a skill. I would
Probably
be more
house conscious like I'd be like a plumber or
A an electrician so I could just fix my own problems in the house
You do that you talk to your husband and he makes a phone call. No our toilet has been running for I don't know three weeks
Yeah, neither of us have fixed it see fit to yeah. Yeah, so three years so hypothetically
That's the skill I would you would want to trade. Okay. Well, I would blink my eyes and I would go to the plumber's office and then go
Hey, come with me hold my hand and I would physically in one second flat
Bring him to you
I already know how you're gonna answer this but I'm gonna ask you anyway
Would you be able to give up 30 years of your life in exchange for saving a stranger?
So the stranger lives, but you lose 30 years of your life, right?
It's like contact remember contact guys where they go to the
Go into space, but like everyone else is aged and they're the same age, right? And remember it's a stranger
Right stranger danger
Is this a good person or a bad person? No questions. Okay. I'm going to go. Yes
If I'm 35 now, I would be 65 and people that are 65 are just like loving life in in you know, let's pretend I become a retired person
Which will never happen in my lifetime
But that person stays alive. So I'm okay with that. Yeah, I'm not
I'm keeping my 30 years
And unfortunately the stranger lives
35 years and unfortunately the stranger must perish
Would you take something that removes your body's need for sleep if it was given to you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, would you say it again?
Would you take something that removes your body's need for sleep if it was given to you?
Like if you could pill if there was like a pill that said your body doesn't need to sleep and you'll be totally fine
living the days without sleep
I have a question though
What can this be an on and off situation like I don't take the pill
Can I choose to sleep one day? No, no, and then when I no no sleep for the rest of your life
You're gonna take this pill and you don't sleep for the rest of your life. No, you feel fine. No
Yeah, unless I had the money on those eight hours
That the rest of this side of the world is sleeping and I had the money to travel to the world. That's awake. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah, then yes, but you're not making any money from the hours of 12 to 6
So basically you're just upstanding and staring at the wall, right?
And unless anybody else in your circle that you want to also be awake is also taking this supplement
I'm taking it. Absolutely
Tap me out
Give me take away 30 years of my life
fast forward
Do not be kind do not rewind. I am not taking the pill. I love my sleep
Would you rather have to say anything that comes to mind all the time or never have anything to say at all?
basically say all your opinions no matter if it hurts anybody's feelings or
You just have nothing to say like like there's an inability to not say something and basically the inability to say anything
Since it's hypothetical sure
I'll punch you in the face. That's not hypothetical
That's pathetical
Does it hurt me in any way? I don't know
the specifics like holding it in and not saying anything does that like give me cancer?
Or does saying anything out loud do I ruin all my relationships and have no this is so exhausting pinching her nose?
I'm closing her eyes. I thought this would be fun and you are so exhausting
I don't I don't like I know you don't all right. All right fine. I would hold it in. It's basically what I do now
Bump bump
Wait no don't don't don't
Did I fall down the stairs?
I was like a cartoon splatting on your bottom
Um, yes, I would prefer not to say anything at all. So I I do that anyway, so it's very you'll kill a stranger
For sure, but you won't make any confrontation of being like this is blunt
I'm gonna say it but you'll just let him die. Yes because being blunt and all that stuff to me creates confrontation
So I'd rather just not say anything at all. You'd rather just kill them with kindness. What is this game of thrones?
Oh my god
Okay, this one's a good one prove it
No questions
What music would you prefer if you could just listen to one type for the rest of your life?
I hate this question. I refuse to answer this question
Hypothetically if you only have one genre of music, I don't want to put these words out in the universe. Great. I'm starting with
You know, I'm all about the in sync. You know, I'm all about the boy band
What about ben plaque? But I'm going with I know I
You know, there's gonna be a couple people upset with me, but hypothetically I'm going Celine Dion
Celine Dion has hype music you can dance to she's got
Slower ballads. She's got it all. I can dance to it. I can go to sleep to it. I'm going Celine Dion
Genre though, so you're not just listening to Celine Dion. You're listening to people like her
So like you're also doing Whitney. Sure. Yeah, it's a genre. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. Okay. Now you love cool
Um, all right, I'm gonna go Ben Platt JP Cooper. Okay. Lovey, but also
Remixed and then also sleepy and then I'll hang out with you so we can just listen to our two genres together
No, no, no, I'm not taking the pill. I'm asleep. I'm asleep. Sorry your music time is at 12 a.m. My bad. Thank you
What show would you like if you had to be trapped in a tv show for a month?
Of what show would you be in for a month? What's this one doesn't bother me so much? Okay?
Thank the lord because it's like stupid. It would never happen
Uh tv show new girl
Yeah, I mean, I mean I already picked that in my head
Need you said that so which one's gonna be the new girl you or me?
Oh, no, I'm winston
And we all know our nick Miller
You are not no, I am Schmidt. You are Schmidt. I am Schmidt your Schmidt. I I'm a mix of
Nick and winston and Schmidt and winston, but I've been told I was like jessica day and then I never saw that guy anymore
He stopped talking to me. He never saw the show clearly
Yeah, new girl would you do if you found out you could stop time?
Hypothetically it stopped time
What would you do if I know if I do I have the knowledge of knowing about time travel?
Because if you mess up time travel you you could mess up the world
I'm gonna kill you and I'm gonna what am I doing to stop time?
No, what are you doing while you stop time if you could stop time? What are you freaking doing? Oh?
Oh, oh, okay
I's ever hear us fight before
It's going down
Right now in real time. What happened here like don't like confrontation
Oh, I'll confrontate with you any day. Oh
I'm not going back and redoing anything
No, I would stop time to take a nap if I had no time in the day
I would stop time take an hour nap and then continue on as if that didn't happen. You're so boring. I know you're so boring
I know I'd go like
explore the ocean or
I don't know something adventurous, but not
Not what you're doing
Oh, okay. I know you're gonna have so many questions about this and I'm just letting you know
I'm not answering any of them and there are no questions
I just want to say you're giving me my anxiety breathing and I'm having a hard time taking a breath
Well, stop time get your breath and move along
Hypothetically
What would you do if you were kidnapped? No questions. Just answer it. Oh, I would annoy the shit out of them
So that they'd either kill me
Or return to sender
I would cry maybe I would give you're so boring. I would just cry that's not gonna save you
I would give them either my friend dresser
How do you say her last name? Yeah dresser or oh my god
I don't think you would be that calm. You wouldn't be able to go there immediately
You'd be like trying to figure out how to kick your way out of the trunk
Oh, I know how to do that. There's a button
But do you not watch true? No, no, no, no, I do. I know how to get out of it too
But you know, I would just cry. I would scream cry the whole time. You'd be dead. Yeah. Oh, yes
I would not be good kidnapped
I'd want to say I do a full-on one woman musical for them until they let me go
But I don't think that I would be able to be in my right singing voice at that time
Well, we've heard your right singing voice
And we've heard your wrong singing voice and I think both are
They're very on par for kidnapping situations. Yeah, very similar. Yeah. No, I'm a goner
What would you do if you went to a public restroom and discovered that there was no paper?
This isn't hypothetical. This has happened to all of us. Yeah, this is like real time. No paper like in the stall. Yeah
Uh, you shake it. Do you? Yeah, you shake it. You definitely don't ask the person next to you. Oh, oh, no
No, you would never do that. That's disgusting. That's disgusting
What if they what if they're
What if they sneezed and
No, no, you shake it
No, and if it's me, I always have like a second pair of something in my bag
So you just use your clothing and switch out because you're 90 years old
I think I like to think of it as Mary Poppins
I would just shake it till you break it
What would you do if you were at home alone at night and heard someone in your house?
I don't have a baseball bat by my bed like I used to I do I have one underneath my bed
So I would just get my taser out probably you have a taser. I sure do
I weirdly bought it when I moved home from New York
And did not have it in New York because it's much scarier in the suburbs than it is in New York City at least at the time
Uh, I have it in my car. So I would have to that's not gonna help you in that
I would well if you're in a parking garage, you need it in the car and you know, I don't know spring for the second taser
I yeah, I would buy another taser probably but I do live across the street. I thought about this from the police station
Yeah, so I have thought about how to get out of the house and directly run and bang on the doors and their doors are always locked
So I probably will die either way. Yeah, I thought I look at my windows and all my kids no judging
I don't want to hear about this. I don't want to get a text. I don't want to get an email
Wait, what all my kids sleep in my room. So I constantly think about this
How am I gonna get them all out of the house and I have in my mind?
I have like Hulk strength and I put all the furniture in front of the door of my bedroom and then I throw them out the window
And then we live next to a police station as well. So I would say run to the police station to murder them
No, no, no, you're throwing them out the window. I'm getting them out of the house. They're not gonna make it
Our children they're not gonna make it. You're going to splatter them and they will crumble
I don't live that far from the ground. So they will run to the police station
But I have thought about what furniture is going in front of the door. And yet you're the most ungrounded person that I know
What would you do if you saw someone in public with toilet paper stuck to their shoes?
I told them. Oh, you would of course in a nice way. I've done it many times
You step on it yourself
And you just give them a little like tap of like hey, you got toilet paper, but I got you and then you let them go
Yeah, I just let them go. You are really not a great person. I know I know I said this episode is gonna show our true colors
Started too high
Is anybody listening?
Oh
God, this is great hypothetically your boss was embezzling company funds. What would you do?
And let you know about it. It's
Embezzling company fund that means they're keeping it for themselves. Yes
Report them or blackmail them. Oh, I like the blackmail option. Yeah, that's probably what you
I would totally do that you wouldn't because that means confrontation and you wouldn't have the guts
You're right. I probably wouldn't say anything and just hope that the law finds them. Yeah
But then you would get called in and subpoenaed because you work for him and they want to know what you know
So if you know then you're going to jail because you didn't report it. So
Yeah, I'd report it. Yeah, I know you would
What would you do if you found out someone from your past was planning to kill you?
This is something I think about all the time. Harley. Nobody cares about you that much. I everybody says that
Nobody cares about you that much to want to kill you. I know but in my mind
Somebody I know from my past has been like stalking me for years and like is going to kill me one day
Like because I wasn't nice to them in the hallways of high school. Like that's where my mind goes
Right, right. What are you gonna do if you can't report them if nothing's happened? We know that
Mm-hmm. You just kind of torture yourself in wonderment or you you know kill them first
This one I did read ahead of time all the other ones. I really didn't but this one I did and
I don't know hypothetically with how I feel if it turned out that your entire life was only a dream
Would you want to know sweet? Yes, you would why the heck not?
Because then your whole life would be a lie
It's just a dream
But then you wake up and you realize what your actual life is and then you already know some situations if that were to come to fruition
It's like you get to live two lives at the same time
I would be like I'm working my butt off daily for a dream
No, yeah, I don't think that would bother me. I think
I think it would be jarring because
WTF
But then I I mean I feel like that's that's a cool opportunity
Oh, like what is time anyway?
technically
We're living a lot of lives at the same time like every decision that we make we're on a specific like
Timeline path. So if you make a decision that takes you to the left path now your entire life goes that way
So like what's the difference?
Oh, yeah, I don't know anything about that, but I know that I don't want to know
I just want to keep on trucking you are an ostrich
Hypothetically, would you rather be dumb or ugly?
Would you rather be dumb?
Hypothetically or ugly. I would rather be ugly same because if you're smart you can figure out
A means to not be ugly, but also who decides that you're ugly
Oh, I don't know this is why it's hypothetical
Right, so I'm smart enough to know that who decides if you're ugly. No one's ugly
So, I mean your soul's a little bit ugly right now
Your are a little black some of you out there are like oh carly doesn't have to pick
It's been chosen for her
Oh shut up
You know you're pretty
What you just rolled your eyes. No, it means I know you're dumb
Mom stop. Oh my god. I know you're gonna get such a talking to you later. I'm going to
This is all gonna be my fault. Yes. Yes
If you could hear what someone is thinking for a day, which person's thought
Would you want to hear? I like that you parentheses the s thought
Yeah, my first initial reaction hypothetically would be moms, but like then at the same time. I know
You already know them. She says them. Yeah, I can't handle that. Sorry mom. She says them
Pepper
My dog come on. She was trotting her little booty all along our walk this morning rolling around
Actually smiling like I want to know and then she was staring at a bumblebee and I want to know what she was thinking
Yeah, no, it's it is the safest option because I don't want to know what the hell anyone's thinking
Okay, what would you do if you saw someone crying on the street?
I would ask them why and see what they need and help them. I would too
You would poke them with a stick. No, but but then I'd ask them
Is this was making you cry?
Poop who would you make disappear from history if you could?
But that would change history now it would change history. Yeah
I mean, I feel like the obvious answer is hitler. I was gonna say hypothetically too, right or
Change the assassination of martin luther king jr. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one
What other job hypothetically would you do if all jobs paid the exact same?
psychic medium
Oh
Yeah, that's a good one easily. I'm making the same as a doctor. Uh-huh for less work and listening to dead people
insulting not that psychic mediums don't work a lot but like
Oh
There's no surgery. There's no blood. There's no on call 20. Well, actually psychic mediums are on call
Everything you're saying is wrong. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of blood scenes in my head
I can see a lot of murders. I see dead people. I see dead people. I'm looking one right now
Yeah, I think psychic medium because you can still help
A lot of people you're still getting paid. Whatever the wage is let's assume that it's really good money
And it's something that I'm actually like super at wanting to do and would love to be so it's a win-win-win
There's only two wins. Um, I would we all know this be a bridal dress consultant. Oh, yeah
I would pick everyone's perfect bridal gown
But I don't know if you'd want me to because I don't know if I'd be able to be completely honest and tell you that the dress looked
Good on you if it didn't because I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings
You just want the commission. Let's be honest. We know
Don't go to carly's boutique
It would be called a boutique
What would you do I'm upset if you were the last person on earth
You were the last person on earth
I would run amok
and try to
Save the rainforest to you know keep the animals alive and maybe create some more ecosystems that we've lost and then who knows
What would happen after that?
Maybe caveman would come back after I die. Well
We all know what I would do just cry
Cry until I die. That's what I would do. Yeah, really you you thought about this
No, I just I mean in the past 30 seconds. Think harder. I know myself think for another 30
Okay, what else would you do after you're done crying after I'm done crying?
I would gather some food
Like from Dairy Queen
You'd eat everything you've ever wanted and not care honest to god if I was the last person on earth
I would probably stick to my house and just continue to live and just
Stay hoping that more people would come around if you relate
To you like aliens because if you're the last person on earth, there's no one coming up from the ground
If you relate more to carly there there are many help lines. I'm sure out there
For your well-being and your mental health. I don't know what they are but find them
What would you eat most often if every type of food was healthy? Uh two things what tacos and s'mores?
Oh
balanced diet. Mm-hmm tacos and s'mores you get the veggies you get the ceviche you get the fish you get the salt
You get the cheese. I miss cheese and then s'mores is like all I need in life. Yep
I would choose
Chocolate peanut butter ice cream
Yep
and a big old juicy
Blue burger blue cheese burger
This is the first time I've ever been happy for you
This entire conversation I approve
Okay
What hypothetically would be the first thing you did if money did not matter? I would
Stop world hunger because that would be like pennies to trillionaires
Or even billionaires
I would
Just one just one thing the government just one thing
Just the one thing you would do that's it. Okay, that's it
Okay, get out of the bow geek, okay
Um
Good you stopped word hunger. That's it. I mean that's a lot congrats to you but that is well well no
I'm gonna take it back. I'm not gonna stop world hunger
I'm gonna close the the gap of everybody would get money
And so they could feed themselves and that would feed the world hunger of that right everyone would get money
To make it an equal playing field got it
And if nobody would have too much or too little or whatever so then you can do whatever, you know, they would save themselves
I like that. Yeah me too because then all world hunger will still be
Taking care of except you I'll take money from you
You owe the tax
For the people you owe the tax for the people
Yeah for all the good you've done you have tax for sure
What would you do with your money Carly? No, not dresses. Would you buy not the it's not the money?
It's what would I do if I could yeah, what is it again?
If I had the power for
Of the country, that's not the question. What was the question?
What did I ask you hold please we have to play this back
So we just played it back and the question was what would you do if money didn't matter?
That was the question. I liked mine and it was less than 30 seconds ago
Uh, if I had so much money I would if money didn't matter you fool
Besides paying the tax, what else would you do? I would
I would make sure and I don't know how this would be possible
But I would make sure that all children had a home
I don't know how that's possible
But I'm sure if I had an unlimited amount of funds that I would figure it out
Well, you would have an unlimited amount of resources right pay the right people
Yeah hard part with that is weeding out the you know the bad homes. That's right. Yeah, yeah, that's a hard or maybe it's just
really
rebuild
the system
in terms of like orphanages foster care and all that stuff yeah, this is where they can go to be safe and like really change that and make them
Like a place where it's okay to go. Yeah, because that whole system is actually horrifying
That's what I would do
What question would you like to ask now? Let's remember one that I'll remember. Yeah
Hypothetically we only have two left, but also pathetically we only have two left
Everything's been pathetically
What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found out you were six years old again?
This is kind of like big
Mm-hmm. Remember the movie big with Tom?
Hank. Yeah except he was older
He but yeah, yeah, but he had the mind
Of his young self like a 12 year old this would be 35 as a six year old like so much knowledge
And then I think you would be famous
You'd be like mom
I know I'm a singer. I know I'm good dancer like bring me that out audition. I'm doing it. I am going to crush it
Oh my god, baby Victoria
Oh my god, baby Victoria as Alphaba
You show up to Broadway
And she's like
And everyone's like this is normal
I think that would be like
Frightening and then awesome. Yeah, like you would be scared out of your mind of like
Not in my clothes fit me. Yeah, and then
What can I do with this
If I woke up and I was six and we were back in 1991
Don't you add to this hypothetical? It didn't say you could go back in time
It just said you're now six years old. Yeah, I would go back to bed hoping that I woke up 38 again
Because I don't know if I'd want to be a six year old in today's world, you know, yeah
If I was a six year old in 91
Yes, bring on freeze pops and you know running around in your bathing suit in the backyard with a hose
Today's six year olds while they can also do that. I don't know both things can still be done
You did not pick very 90 1990 era specific thing
I want to watch Doug and TGIF
You can you still can
It's more like where the movies was a big deal going to AMC Marple in this area
Was like everything and you didn't pay $100 for popcorn and soda
That's true. That's more 90 specific. However, I got to still stick with mine because you know what if that's the curveball
I'll go with it. Yeah, I have to be scared out of my mind
I know you're all shocked. I know you're all shocked
This is the biggest hypothetical question of the day. Are you ready for this?
What would you say if I told you I loved you?
This is actually one of the questions I didn't just make that up
I'd look for the zipper on your meat suit and I would try to see what alien you were and unzip you
I love you and I'm sorry are not in Carly's vocabulary
Oh my god, you can just tell you can see it in my eyes. I don't need to say it
You know, you usually cry every hypothetical you've been crying. No, so your eyes are closed
That that's and I love you and I'm sorry if I'm crying you can see it
I think I would ask you if you knew it was your last day on earth
You would cringe
You would cringe. You've done that
Our brother texted us something really nice and she was like what's wrong
Yeah, I was like are you in pain? Why what's happening? Did you get a diagnosis?
So yeah, that was a very hypothetical last question. She answered it correctly
I would be wearing a meat suit and if she said it
You are wearing a meat suit. You're literally wearing a meat suit on top of your bones
Would cringe and say are you healthy? Are you good? What did the doctor say?
Hypothetically, I'm gonna ask you one
If you could only pick one for the rest of your life
You'd have to save one thing your phone
Oh, yeah
With access to you know, whatever a phone has access to or your children
Oh my god
Shut up
I'm just kidding. Your phone or coffee
Oh no, come on. Pick the children
No, the children are not real
That's not real. It's phone or coffee
I mean, I guess the phone so I can order a coffee
No, no, no, no, no, no, coffee doesn't exist
It's either the phone exists or coffee exists
Well, I'd have to pick the phone so I could Google how to make the closest thing to what would have been a coffee
And make that
But somebody on Google would know how to make an fake coffee
A fake coffee?
Impression, yeah
Impressionist?
Impression?
Impersonation of a coffee
Imposter?
Yeah, there's no way. That's not real. That's just as hard as picking my children or if
That should be easy. Wait, that was the easy question
No, it was hypothetical
And pathetical
Well, we hope you've learned nothing today
Because we were not here to inform you about anything real
All hypotheticals, all fine, no, nothing serious
This whole episode is a hypothetical
No, it's a dream
Is it in your mind?
You're living in a dream, wake up
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
That was enough
Yeah
Well, hypothetically, I'm upset
But also, we'll be back to our regularly scheduled program next week
Well, there's no easy way to segue into a goodbye
So we just need to remind you that you are always fit to be very real
And you are always allowed to be a little extra, hypothetically
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We are not healthcare professionals
For all of your health, wellness, fitness and self-care needs, please refer to the medical professional in your life
Your primary care physician, your therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may be
And then let us know what they say because I guarantee we need to know it too
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