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I don't really want to insult Snoop Dogg anymore, so we're gonna move on.

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We're gonna move on.

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Wrong. Do it again.

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Hey guys, I'm Carly.

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No, I really thought you were gonna read my eyes.

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Hey guys, I'm Snoop Dogg. You've ruined it.

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There was your chance to be funny.

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I am who I am.

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Naturally.

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I am no one else, but me. I cannot be Snoop.

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You're not funny either.

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You have no comedic timing as well.

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Should I start singing I am what I am and what I am?

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LaCache is an illusion. It's true.

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It is Pride Month, so that's appropriate.

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Alright, so start us off.

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It's been 20 minutes talking, beating around the bush.

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But none of them are gonna hear that.

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None of them heard the 20 minute talk.

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You want me to go first?

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I don't know what you have.

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So one of the...

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Hold on, I guess I gotta get that.

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Not right now, buddy.

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I'm almost done though, okay?

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And then I'll worry about you.

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Boom. Truth. Yeah.

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Mic drop.

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So I have really tried to turn on the

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Detachment volume a little bit louder these days in the past year, I would say.

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Very hard.

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A little bit louder now.

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A little bit louder now.

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Why are we getting softer?

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Wait a second.

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That's the problem.

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It's uncertain.

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I don't know.

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It's pretty certain.

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Yeah, I can control that.

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We're a hot mess.

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I have no Dean.

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So with that said, wait a second.

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This is like that email, like when you have a meeting, but it could have just been done

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in a one sentence email, and you're at work and you're like, we seriously had a 30 minute,

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one hour long meeting when this could have been done in one sentence.

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Because we kept circling back.

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We're so corporate.

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We're so corpy.

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Love it.

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Love it.

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Anyway.

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Are you talking to yourself?

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Yeah.