1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,340 Welcome to Fit to Be Real. 2 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:07,340 And a little extra, we are playing a burning questions game. 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,760 All the things that you never thought you wanted to know 4 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,740 with us and Carmella. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,160 However, we don't even know what the questions are. 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,000 That is correct. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,300 We have cards in our hands. 8 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,060 We're gonna ask the other two 9 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,540 and hopefully get the most honest answer. 10 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,600 Yes, mom, you're allowed to talk. 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,800 Go ahead, say hello. 12 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,340 This is like truth or dare. 13 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:32,040 Honest answers. 14 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,000 Wait, but there's no dare. 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,760 There's no dare. 16 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,400 I don't like that game anyway. 17 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,240 Oh. 18 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,560 That's good. 19 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,880 That's good. 20 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,880 I'm Victoria. 21 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:48,960 Hey guys, I'm Carly. 22 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,840 And I'm Carmella. 23 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,640 You two are the same. 24 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:58,200 I am, I am Carmella. 25 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,400 You are both awkward. 26 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,600 You are both awkward. 27 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,720 I'm gonna get the ball rolling. 28 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:05,560 Okay. 29 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,880 I, first, nobody asked me, 30 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,000 but I'm gonna tell you anyway, 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,800 I thought this would be a good idea to do 32 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,520 because we didn't really get to celebrate Mother's Day 33 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,440 because we had to work, we had so many things to do, 34 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,880 so I thought it'd be really fun. 35 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,120 And I think everybody should do this with their mothers, 36 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,160 depending on the questions that are about to come up 37 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,880 because I'm not so sure what we're about to ask. 38 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,720 Is it appropriate? 39 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,040 I really hope so. 40 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,600 Cool, cool, cool, cool. 41 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,320 You did not even like look through the box. 42 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,480 No, because then I wouldn't know 43 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,800 and I like, I love surprises. 44 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,200 Just to be clear, this is a box set called Burning Questions 45 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,000 and it is just a set of cards, so. 46 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,360 Got speed. 47 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,680 All right, here we go. 48 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,880 Nice. 49 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,880 Are you okay? 50 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,240 Nice, nice. 51 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,240 Yeah, yeah. 52 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,120 I don't know. 53 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,440 I loved Cusby. 54 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,760 She thinks you're funny. 55 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,960 Ready? 56 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,560 All right, you two. 57 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,680 Name the top three things you would take 58 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,400 during a zombie attack. 59 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,160 So, Mom, you go first. 60 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,200 In other words, I would be running away from them 61 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,560 if they were attacking the town. 62 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,200 Yeah, so let's say you're, yeah. 63 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,040 My, just three. 64 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,600 My, unfortunately, my phone. 65 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:26,680 Oh. 66 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,720 Your dad, they already came. 67 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,000 You waited way too long. 68 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,240 And you didn't bring a charger, so you're going to dead. 69 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,120 Yeah, a charger and a bottle of water. 70 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,760 I thought you were going to say wine. 71 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,600 Yeah. 72 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,280 Okay, that's it. 73 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,120 And my sneakers. 74 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:40,960 No, that's four. 75 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,760 So I could run faster. 76 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,600 No. 77 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:45,440 Why aren't they on your feet? 78 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,280 And my black clothes. 79 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,120 No, stop. 80 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,160 Your black clothes. 81 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,240 Well, I could hide. 82 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,080 And if you wear bright colors, they can see you. 83 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,120 There's zombies, Mom. 84 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,000 Your logic is frightening. 85 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I want to see the difference right now between 86 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,400 your 17 things that you're only allowed to bring three 87 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,680 and Victoria's three things. 88 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:07,680 Okay, I am bringing pepper, a multi-tool. 89 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,600 Oh. 90 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,600 I want to bring a multi-tool. 91 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,600 No, you're done. 92 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,440 No. 93 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,440 And a joint, because I'm going to need it. 94 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,440 Mom's so happy. 95 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,440 I'm running away with you. 96 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,440 Yeah, but you're bringing too much, so I'm going to ditch you at some point. 97 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,440 All right. 98 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,440 All right, go ahead. 99 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:31,440 Next question. 100 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,440 Have you ever spent a night in jail? 101 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 No. 102 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,440 No. 103 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,440 Boring. 104 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,440 Only one person in our family has done that. 105 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Billy. 106 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:48,440 Billy for knocking a stop sign down with his hand. 107 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:56,440 If you had to get back with an ex, who would you choose? 108 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,440 I only have one ex, really. 109 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,440 Patrick. 110 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,440 And he likes boys. 111 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,440 And he likes boys, so I get back with him any day. 112 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,440 I am back with him actually. 113 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,440 You are actually. 114 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,440 It is three's company. 115 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:11,440 None. 116 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,440 None. 117 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,440 None. 118 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,440 Yeah, I would say none for you. 119 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,440 Not one. 120 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:20,440 I, not even for the sake of the game, can I entertain that thought? 121 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Yeah, I'm seconding that. 122 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,440 They're horrible. 123 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Yeah. 124 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,440 No, no, no. 125 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,440 No, once you're gone, you're gone. 126 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,440 Bye. 127 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,440 Next question. 128 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,440 Okay. 129 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,440 I like this game. 130 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,440 Oh, yeah. 131 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,440 How would you dispose of a dead body? 132 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:43,440 I don't like this game. 133 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,440 Mom, go seriously. 134 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,440 Oh gosh. 135 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:49,440 No, I would dig a hole in the backyard. 136 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Oh, very stupid. 137 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 You're going to get caught. 138 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,440 You're going to be the first one in our family in jail. 139 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,440 Second one. 140 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,440 And I would dig a hole and put it in there. 141 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,440 Okay. 142 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,440 After it was wrapped in plastic. 143 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,440 Okay. 144 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:09,440 I think I would like cinder block it. 145 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,440 Oh God. 146 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,440 In the ocean. 147 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Oh, drop it in the ocean. 148 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Yeah. 149 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,440 Yeah. 150 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 Let's talk about that. 151 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,440 Well, then we have to get a boat. 152 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,440 Yeah. 153 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,440 There's a lot of other factors that I don't have prepared, but digging a hole in the 154 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,440 backyard would not be it. 155 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,440 And I can't dismember. 156 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,440 I don't want anybody else to find out about it. 157 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,440 So I would have to dig that hole by myself, but see. 158 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:38,440 You would have to rent a boat and tell somebody to drive the boat. 159 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,440 Ask me. 160 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,440 Ask me. 161 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,440 Okay. 162 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,440 What would you do? 163 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,440 How would you get rid of him? 164 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,440 I would call Billy. 165 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,440 He'd report you. 166 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,440 He would not. 167 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,440 That is an awesome idea. 168 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,440 Yeah. 169 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,440 I love that. 170 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,440 What's the closest you've ever come to being arrested? 171 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,440 Oh my gosh. 172 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,440 What pile did you give me? 173 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,440 I don't know the closest I've ever come to being arrested. 174 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:11,440 Oh, I got pulled over one time with one of my friends in high school and she had alcohol 175 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:16,440 in the car and we were underage and I was not drinking because I didn't drink in high 176 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:20,440 school, but I know I was boring. 177 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,440 I was like too afraid. 178 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,440 Safe. 179 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,440 I was afraid of losing mom's business. 180 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,440 Oh my God. 181 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,440 But we got pulled over and he saw it in the backseat. 182 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:33,440 I mean, and I was with them, but luckily she was dating another police officer. 183 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,440 Let's go. 184 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 Ew. 185 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 I know. 186 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,440 No. 187 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,440 So, but a police officer was dating an underage. 188 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,440 That's what I mean by ew. 189 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,440 Hence the ew. 190 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,440 Yeah. 191 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,440 How about you, mom? 192 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,440 We were in college in the 70s. 193 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,440 That explains it all. 194 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:57,440 And we were all at a party and somebody banged on the door and said police and I was like, 195 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,440 I said police and we were scrambling. 196 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,440 What were you doing, mom? 197 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,440 It was, what? 198 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,440 We were out the lie. 199 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,440 Figure out the lie. 200 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,440 We know, no, it was grass. 201 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,440 There was a lot of grass there. 202 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,440 No, we're so old. 203 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,440 There was grass and there were brownies. 204 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,440 No brownies in the grass. 205 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,440 No, the grass was in the brownies. 206 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,440 Oh, oh, oh. 207 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,440 And so anyway, somebody banged on the door and said police. 208 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,440 Oh my gosh. 209 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,440 We scrambled. 210 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:34,440 Here it was one of the guys pretending he was the police. 211 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,440 So you were not close to being arrested? 212 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,440 That's called fear. 213 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,440 We were afraid. 214 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,440 All they had to do was walk in the room. 215 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,440 You were high. 216 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 Yes. 217 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,440 And paranoid. 218 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,440 Ask the question, mom. 219 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,440 Amazing. 220 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,440 Okay, my turn. 221 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,440 What's one thing you only do when you're alone? 222 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,440 I mean, it's been so long for you. 223 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,440 Yeah, I never get that. 224 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,440 But I think what do I do? 225 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,440 I sit and I binge watch my bad TV shows when Andrew's on out for 226 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,440 work and the kids are asleep. 227 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,440 I'm technically not alone, but I will sit and binge watch and I 228 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,440 will eat dinner in bed. 229 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,440 Not in the kitchen. 230 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,440 I would never just like I used to when I was in New York because 231 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,440 my living room was my bedroom was my kitchen. 232 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:28,440 I eat dinner in bed and watch my shows that I want to watch. 233 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,440 And that's a splurge. 234 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,440 I don't know. 235 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,440 I live alone. 236 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 I'm alone all the time. 237 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,440 So I would live my life. 238 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,440 I would do exactly what I do every day. 239 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,440 Daily function. 240 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,440 I brush my teeth. 241 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 Yeah, normal. 242 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,440 That's funny. 243 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,440 Ask me, ask me. 244 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,440 Okay, mom, what would you do? 245 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 You also live alone. 246 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,440 Oh no. 247 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,440 I play actorto. 248 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,440 Sorry. 249 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Actorto. 250 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,440 That is word. 251 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,440 God bless you. 252 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,440 That is word. 253 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,440 Eight times over. 254 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,440 Do you know wordle? 255 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,440 Yes, we know wordle. 256 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,440 Well, you do eight words. 257 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,440 That's what you do. 258 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 And I time myself. 259 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,440 So you do it every day. 260 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 Yeah. 261 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,440 Pretty much. 262 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,440 The first thing I do. 263 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:12,440 All right. 264 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,440 Next one. 265 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,440 Who's calls do you avoid? 266 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,440 Mom's gonna ask. 267 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Mom's gonna lie. 268 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,440 No. 269 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,440 Unless she says it's me. 270 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,440 No, I know. 271 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Oh, you're asking me? 272 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,440 Yeah. 273 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,440 Who's calling? 274 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,440 Someone. 275 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,440 Anyone. 276 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,440 Who? 277 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,440 Anyone who calls while I'm teaching. 278 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 Yeah. 279 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,440 Anyone who calls. 280 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,440 When I'm doing something else. 281 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:49,440 She's trying to be so good. 282 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,440 She will not say a name. 283 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,440 And anyone I know who wants a long conversation. 284 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,440 Like, and I can't do a long conversation at that time. 285 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440 So I'll call them back. 286 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,440 You call them back. 287 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,440 I do. 288 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,440 I text them back. 289 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,440 Yeah. 290 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,440 You don't call them back. 291 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,440 How about you? 292 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,440 Any number I don't have. 293 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,440 Yes. 294 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,440 I don't answer. 295 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,440 No, you can't answer right here. 296 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,440 That's not like a void, I guess. 297 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,440 So much nicer. 298 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,440 But I don't answer any number I don't know. 299 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,440 And you leave a voicemail on then I could decide 300 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,480 if I would like to avoid you or not. 301 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,440 And what about you, Karly? 302 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,440 I don't answer numbers that I don't know. 303 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,440 You don't answer anybody! 304 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,440 Get out of here. 305 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,440 What was the best phase in your life? 306 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,440 I would say... 307 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:50,080 all of them, I would say they're all good, but my, if I could go back for like, I'm changing 308 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,960 the question, if I could go back for like a week to a phase of my life that I loved, it would be 309 00:10:54,960 --> 00:11:01,600 like living in New York, no responsibilities, and just living in New York. It's a shame because you 310 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:07,440 had a lot of responsibilities, you just ignored them. A little different, a little different. 311 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,840 No, we went to New York like, I don't know, a month ago, and we were there for two days, 312 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:16,560 no offense to the kids, but we didn't have any kids, we saw shows. I didn't have any money to 313 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:24,000 like go do all the stuff that we did recently, but it was so awesome to just have no time constraints 314 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:30,160 and just run around New York for two days. When we lived in New York, when I lived in New York, 315 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:37,360 and I was single, all I had the money to do was to go to work and make money so I could pay rent, 316 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:45,520 take lessons, go to auditions. I never socialized, I didn't go out to dinner, I didn't go see shows. 317 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:52,480 I did, I did do all that. Oh yes, okay, I've do, Victor, Karlie, you're right. I loved my childhood, 318 00:11:52,480 --> 00:12:00,720 I loved my teenage years. I'm annoyed. I'm okay with my college years, but I made lifelong friends 319 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:07,280 in college. She doesn't remember because of the grass. I love my New York. I love my New York 320 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:14,560 days after and then I love my early moms and I love my when the kids were teenagers. We're not going 321 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:25,120 through 70 years here, Carm. I love my life now. Go ahead. No, move it. Next. What's, what is your 322 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:32,400 worst habit? I have a very, very bad habit of picking the skin around my fingernails to the point of 323 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:40,240 blood. Yeah. Oh, I look like Michael Jackson with the band-aids on my fingers. That's exactly. 324 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:46,720 Yep. But I'm perfect, so I don't know. Yeah. Have you ever stolen anything? 325 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:54,800 Yes, when I was five, the hardware store at the bottom of the street had colorful containers of nails. 326 00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:01,840 Like hammer nails? Hammer nails and they were little capsules, little tiny, 327 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:06,880 bigger than a pill capsule, but they were and they were all different colors. So when I went to the 328 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:12,560 hardware store with my father, I took a handful and put them in my pocket because I thought that was, 329 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:20,880 I love color, color, anything color. I haven't stolen anything directly, but there was one 330 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:25,360 purchase. I can't even remember the store, but it said it was delivered and it actually wasn't 331 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,800 delivered. So I reported it to get a refund and I got the refund and then it got delivered. You 332 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:36,080 didn't steal anything. But I didn't know I did. I got the clothes and the refund. So those clothes 333 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:40,400 were free because I got my money back, but I didn't go, hey, you actually sent them. I was just like, 334 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:46,720 I'm tired of this. Oh, I stole everything. What? Mom, you know this. Oh, that's right. In kindergarten, 335 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:55,360 she was. I stole everything that I possibly could. Why? Because I wanted it. And she swore up and down 336 00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:08,000 that she didn't. Would you consider a polyamorous relationship? No. No. Mom, what does it mean? 337 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:15,680 It means you have a relationship with more than one person. Very good, mom. Right. Or more than one sex. 338 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,200 Right. Or are you just describing poly? 339 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:25,760 More than one? Both of our answers are no. 340 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:37,280 Oh, what was the last food you binged on? Oh, licorice. This morning. This morning. 341 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:46,000 I haven't. Yeah. Because that means I have to buy food. I haven't bought food in a while. I would 342 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,040 say probably something at Christmas. That's like the last time I can think of like not feeling well. 343 00:14:54,160 --> 00:15:04,960 Question. What's your biggest insecurity? We went from binging food to biggest insecurity real fast. 344 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:12,160 Body image. That's a good one. Good one. Everybody needs that. 345 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:23,920 No. Do you know what an insecurity is? It makes me uncomfortable to be in situations I'm uncomfortable 346 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:30,480 in. So I do awkward jokes. That's ridiculous. That's every situation. Why do you make the 347 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,640 awkward joke? Because I don't like to feel uncomfortable. That's the insecurity. Got it. 348 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:42,400 I'm feeling uncomfortable. Chandler. Yes, I am the woman version of Chandler. 349 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:50,800 Yeah, but he's funny. You're awkward. No, she is funny. Mom thinks I'm funny. Could you be anymore wrong? 350 00:15:54,560 --> 00:16:03,120 What's your biggest pet peeve? Oh, my biggest pet peeve. I can tell you what it is and I can tell 351 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:12,160 you that I deal with it every day. Cool. I hate when I have to say things over and over and over 352 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:18,240 and over. I.e. when I tell Andrew the same thing 20 times a day and then he asks me the question, 353 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:23,360 wait, where do I have to be at this time? I'm your kid. That is. Yeah, that is my biggest pet peeve 354 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:32,640 when I have to retell. I have so many pet peeves, but I can't think of one of them right now. 355 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:48,320 You know, this is in my second pet peeve. I can't think. I really can't think. I've got so many 356 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:55,200 because I say that's a pet peeve of mine. That's a pet peeve of mine. Pet peeve is starting to sound 357 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:02,720 weird. Pet peeve. I think when I think when people are late for class and they don't say 358 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:09,840 they don't apologize like I'm so sorry I'm late or when they do something that is wrong and they 359 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:16,240 don't apologize. Yeah, that is a pet peeve. The rude people. Yeah, rude people. I don't like listening 360 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:23,040 to people chew. Yes, you don't. I don't like extraneous noise. Yes, like don't. Background noise. 361 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:33,920 But the chewing thing or that mom sucks her teeth. I don't know why, but she does this. 362 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,560 Ew, stop. I can't stand it. 363 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:44,880 If you were given a choice to choose your manner of death, how would you die? 364 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:54,560 I would die naturally in my sleep. Boring. That would be mine. Go for it, Victoria. Cinder blocks. 365 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:06,960 Boat in the ocean. I know a guy. That's amazing. No, see, she is funny. Skydiving, I don't know. 366 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:14,560 Something like with a thrill. Victoria, you're such a chill person and then you want this dramatic 367 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:21,360 death. I'm not dying. So if it's like a fantasy, I mean, what do you want me to say, dragons? 368 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,880 Zombie attack. In a Harry Potter Voldemort situation? 369 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:35,040 Natural in my sleep. If you were invisible for a day, what is the first thing you would do? 370 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,840 Kill you in your sleep and make you think that it's natural. 371 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:51,040 Oh, I'm me. What was the question? I liked the answer. If you were invisible for a day. 372 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:59,680 Invisible. I would eat. Everything that I'm not supposed to eat. Mom, you live by yourself. 373 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:07,200 You're invisible in your house every day. You can eat. Okay. I'm good. You're the worst. 374 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:15,680 You're invisible in your house. Screw you, family home. Get out of here. I just mean you're by 375 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:20,560 yourself. You can pretend you're invisible at home. All you singles out there. Did you hear that? 376 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:27,280 Did you hear that? No, no, I didn't get it. Wait a second. If I were invisible, oh, you know what 377 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:36,560 I would do? I like what do you call it? Not eavesdropping, but I like to voyeur. So I would go 378 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:44,800 into people's houses and I would just sit and watch them live. I like that. You like to private. I 379 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:50,720 don't want to do weird things. I just like to be part of their conversation. I just want to hear 380 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,800 their conversation. I would mess with people. I think you would mess with people. Yeah. 381 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,040 Like if you thought that you put something down over there, I'm going to put it somewhere else. 382 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:04,800 I'm like, I'm going to ruin your day. Oh, that's clever. Or maybe I'll sign some laws and people 383 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:10,240 don't know how they got passed. That's a good one. I'm going to prank the world. Yeah, I like that. 384 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:18,720 I'm definitely going to kill Carly first. Okay. What's something you can't go a day without doing? 385 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:23,440 I'm going to sound like a broken record and I'm going to sound really horrible and annoying. 386 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:31,360 I have to decompress at night no matter how late I get in and watch stupid TV like Friends or 387 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:36,960 Shits Creek or New Girl for at least an hour before I go to bed. I have to. You've never 388 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:43,040 gone home and just gone to bed. No, I have to not pretend I'm having my time, but I need to 389 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,360 sit there and feel like I had a night of something that I wanted to do. I think that's called... 390 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:56,160 It's the doomsday. I forget. I know there's doom scrolling, but to do that act, to make it feel 391 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:02,640 like you've had a day and it's not just wake up, repeat, rinse, it's called like a doomsday 392 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:07,440 situation because you feel you need to zone out. You need to pretend like you've had time to yourself. 393 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:12,560 Yes, and it is sort of is pretending because I'm literally watching and zoning. I'm not even doing 394 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,840 anything, but I have to do that every single day even if I get in at midnight. Yeah, I do that. 395 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:23,920 Go ahead, Mom. I forget the question. Oh my God. Mom, what can you not go a day without doing? 396 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:30,240 Don't say brush your teeth. It's Instagram. Oh, wordle, octordle, and chordle. Oh my God, 397 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:37,280 stop just saying words. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. And I also say the one thing before I get out of 398 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:46,000 bed every day, oh my God, help me remember that there's nothing in this day that can happen 399 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:52,080 that you and I can't handle. God's confused because that didn't make sense. Work on your prayer 400 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,760 a little bit before you say it because I think he's not going to understand. He's not listening 401 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:02,480 because it's already too confusing. Too many negatives. Oh my God, help me live. 402 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:09,760 Question. Question. Present with the opportunity. Every time she says it, all I can think of is 403 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,680 question. Tell me what you think about me. 404 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:21,680 Presented with the opportunity to be immortal. Immortal? Would you take it? 405 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,440 Live forever? Absolutely not. Yes. Okay. 406 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:42,720 Breed. Garly's afraid of death. That's why. Victoria's afraid of living. No, I just want to do it again. 407 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:49,120 Why would you want to do the same life forever? No, it would just be the same life. It would be, 408 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:54,640 you wouldn't die and come back. Right, Victoria. Immortal means you're not going to die. 409 00:22:54,640 --> 00:23:02,400 So why would I want to live this particular life forever? Oh, so you want to die? I would want to 410 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:08,400 come back as something else, do it differently, try new things, even if you don't have the memory. 411 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,560 No, I love consistency and routine and mundane. When are you going to do it? 412 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:21,600 Everybody you know and love is going to die. What? Yeah, you're going to outlive everybody. 413 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,840 What? Yes, that's what immortal and they won't be. You'll watch your kids die. 414 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:33,520 Oh, wait. Yeah. Hold on. That's why I'm going to kill you. Oh, well, then we've got it. 415 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,480 We've got it all planned out. I'm coming back as Voldemort. 416 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,600 He could do anything. He can kill the immortal. All right, fine. 417 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:48,160 You skipped me, but go ahead. Good. You're going to live forever. You get to do this again. 418 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:54,480 What's the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? 419 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:01,040 Okay, that I don't really know what's going on. No, we know that. 420 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,400 That's very much understood. She's as dumb as a fox. 421 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:15,840 Oh. Oh, because I'm smart. That's right. You're as dumb as a fox. I was like, Mom, 422 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:22,880 you're not helping my kid. No, no, no, no. She knows. No, no, that's it. Just that I 423 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,560 know exactly what's going on, even if I act like I don't know what's going on. 424 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:33,680 People misunderstand my niceness for being naive. Yes. 425 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:43,840 And mine is that I'm actually an introvert. I am. I just, she's looking at us because we don't 426 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:51,120 believe that. I know she doesn't. She doesn't like to be social. I do love to be social at social 427 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:59,200 times, but boy, do I love walking in my house and not having anything to talk about. 428 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:09,360 And even Kashmir knows. Who's Kashmir? Our cat and she knows. All she has to do is cuddle. 429 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:15,920 She doesn't have to talk to me. Do you hear voices in your head? Yes. 430 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:21,040 Is that why you feel like you don't live alone? Yes, actually. That's good. What about you? 431 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:29,360 I do talk to myself a lot and I sing to myself a lot. Makeup songs. You talk to other people a 432 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:34,480 lot too. And sing to them too. I do. I do talk a lot and I do interrupt. 433 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:44,400 I think you just interrupted yourself. I did. I did. Okay. 434 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,160 What are, what do people misunderstand about you? My existence. 435 00:25:53,600 --> 00:26:00,880 Moving on. Okay. Out of the positive emotions of compassion, positivity, 436 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,440 enthusiasm and initiative, which one is your biggest strength? Can you say that again? 437 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:11,040 Compassion, positivity, enthusiasm and initiative, which one is your biggest strength? 438 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,000 Okay. I know which one mine is. Oh, what is it? 439 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:19,840 Enthusiastic. Yes, I would agree with you. And it's genuine enthusiasm. I thought of 440 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:28,240 this the other day while she's thinking that I've been perky my whole life. 441 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:38,960 Oh my God, mom. No one's questioning that. Why was that so dramatic? 442 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:44,480 She was doing the mom a lot. Because I remember being perky as a four and five-year-old and driving 443 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,200 my parents crazy. I think that's called ADD. Yeah, yeah, that's true. 444 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:56,960 I'm going to check off positivity. It's not that. And not enthusiasm. 445 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:05,040 I guess compassion. Oh my God. Compassion and initiative, those are your huge things. 446 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,920 Yeah. When you want to do something, you do it. You pick one. I know. Do you guys know how to do 447 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:20,880 these? You pick one. Compassion. Yeah, compassion. You care about that. I'm passionate right now. 448 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:26,000 Oh my gosh, this is like the exact same question. Okay. Out of the negative emotions, 449 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:36,480 of greed, anger, jealousy and hate, which one would you say affects you the most? 450 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:45,440 Oh. Well, I don't hate anything or anybody. No, what affects you? What affects you the most, 451 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:53,040 not what do you possess? Oh. What affects you the most? Greed, anger, jealousy or hate? Greed. 452 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:01,360 That affects you? I, yes, greed. Greed makes me, it's a pet peeve of mine. 453 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:10,720 We passed that question. I would say I think jealousy affects me the most. 454 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:18,320 Jealousy of what? Both ways. Being jealous and jealous. People being jealous of you? Both. 455 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,400 Wow, you're all humble. Yeah, but aren't you? 456 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,480 Victoria texted me the other day and she was like, I said, I did something really good and 457 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:33,680 she's like, what? So you think you're pretty? I was like, yeah, I do. But you're not jealous? 458 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:39,920 Oh, yeah, I am. Of other people? I can be. I'm not. Okay, good for you. 459 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:47,920 Carly's jealous of how some people don't have to work as hard. Yes. It's that type of thing. 460 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:53,120 It's not a superficial beauty thing. No. I think it's more of Carly's tired. 461 00:28:53,120 --> 00:29:00,000 I feel like I work 20 times harder than everybody else, but other people can just get it so much 462 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:05,760 faster. And I'm like, how do I do that? But not because I like look at somebody and say, 463 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,920 oh, I want to be like her. I want that life or I want whatever. No, yeah, she's tired. 464 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:17,840 I also need a, I need Victoria to follow me around and explain what I'm talking about. 465 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:25,040 She can do it in like three words. I know. Question. 466 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:34,000 If you could be given the date of your death, why are I getting all the death questions? 467 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:41,040 Would you want to know it? I'm mixed about this. 468 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:50,560 Yes, because why not? And you could live it up and know when, how long you have. And no, because 469 00:29:51,520 --> 00:30:00,960 you could die tomorrow. So you might as well do that either way. I agree. But I, if my death date 470 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,920 was tomorrow, I think I'd panic all day today. Instead of just like having the best time of 471 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:12,640 your life and doing the things that like saying goodbye properly, put it in perspective of like 472 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:17,120 you don't get to say goodbye if you don't know. That's true. But sometimes isn't that better? 473 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:23,840 For who? For you. I'm always thinking of myself. Yeah. That's better for the person dying is not 474 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,640 better for the people around them. Oh, I don't know about that. I, I'm both. 475 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah, that's a safe way. I'm not going to answer that question. Oh, you're not? No, 476 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:41,360 because I don't know the answer. It's okay. It's hypothetical. Everything's okay. She's like, 477 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:49,040 if I say yes, then it will happen. I'm going to find out. Yeah, it's scary. All right. Who's next? 478 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:57,600 Oh, yes, she's not answering. Okay. Would you change your name and what to? No. 479 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:08,320 No. I used to hate my name, but now I love it. I don't know. Maybe like Princess Samantha Mumba. 480 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:14,640 No, Samantha Mumba is a person. Not Princess Samantha Mumba. Princess Samantha Mumba. 481 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,160 Jackson Greengrass. Jackson Greengrass. I don't know. 482 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:25,920 What reality show would you love to be on? 483 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,600 One. One. The answer is one show. But you know what? I wouldn't want to be on the Housewives 484 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:42,640 because I wouldn't want people to know about me. Like what I do. They know. You tell me. Oh, they know. 485 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:50,000 No, they don't know. Only because of the podcast. I don't know. I would be afraid to have cameras 486 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:57,760 all the time around me to see literally how often I sit and watch Housewives. Oh, I think it's not 487 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:02,640 as true as you think. Like if you had a camera on you 24 seven, you would be on. My best behavior. 488 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,360 And then when the camera was off, you would be you. Right. Like you would be your real self. And I 489 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,640 think that's what happens to them. Also, this is the hypothetical pick the freaking answer and say one. 490 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:21,520 I would be Housewives of Delco. And I would be on the Bachelor at no, the Bachelor. And I would 491 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:26,960 like to be one of the women that, you know, there's the guy and then the woman. I don't even watch it. 492 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:35,360 But with the intent of not wanting to win, I don't want to win. I just want to get to the final 10 493 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:44,000 and just watch. Just sitting be an invisible warrior and just watch. But then that's not how it works. 494 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:50,000 And have you seen the show? If you're in the final 10, you're in the game. Yeah, I don't want to win, 495 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,440 but I would like to be that would be the only one. I don't big brother, maybe. Yeah, because that's 496 00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,640 about watching other people in a house. Yeah. Yeah. But if you're on Big Brother, you're not 497 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:06,000 watching, you're playing the game. Oh, no, no. Can I change my answer? Obviously, the great race. 498 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,200 See, I haven't said it right yet. The great race. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. 499 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,840 You have a team member and you do something around the world. 500 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,120 She's looking out the window. She's looking out the window in the world. 501 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,800 And you have to get there first. And then it's all these obstacles that you have to. 502 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,360 Is it called the great race? Yeah, the amazing race. The amazing. You want to do that? No, 503 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:38,480 you can be on the great race. Yeah, I would like to do it and show people that old people can win. 504 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,760 I feel like you should do naked and afraid. 505 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,280 See, you're funny too. Yes, I know. Wait, what would you be on? 506 00:33:53,280 --> 00:34:02,000 The boat one. Oh, Below Deck. Oh, yes. Below Deck. Only because I thought one doesn't make me want to 507 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,680 die. Yeah. Or Love is Blind because I think it's really funny. But I don't want to be on it. I'm 508 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:13,840 going to watch Love is Blind. But I would be on it just to mess with people within the. 509 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:20,960 Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. I think you would be good on Below Deck. I feel like that's the closest 510 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:27,200 reality show to being in a show and living together in a cast house. What I think would be a great 511 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,800 reality show is if cameras went into a summer stock theater or an actors theater and did the 512 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,960 lives of the actors. I agree. Just like Below Deck. The real people thrown into one house. 513 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,760 Yeah. That didn't know each other the day before. I think. I agree. I agree. 514 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:52,160 What is something that you hate that everyone else loves? Oh, Carly. 515 00:34:54,800 --> 00:35:00,320 That's not. Mom, she's kidding. She's funny. It was annoying. 516 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:10,240 One thing that you hate that everyone else loves besides Bravo. I know my answer right off the bat. 517 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:17,280 Oh, sushi. Oh, you do hate sushi. And everyone else loves it. Yeah. She, what did you say to me 518 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:22,560 once you were like, sushi is the number one thing that you can retell the conversation that will 519 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:28,320 happen when someone orders sushi? And I was like, what? You were like, yeah, you're going to get it. 520 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,600 You're going to open it. You're going to take a bite and be like, oh, I really like this one. 521 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,520 You got to try this one. Oh, no, you're not going to try that one. Oh, this one's really crunchy. 522 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:40,640 Do you taste that? And you just like have this exact conversation. And I remember ordering sushi 523 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:46,160 and being like, oh, you got it. And I started laughing because I was like, you're right. You 524 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:52,000 have to talk about it. You narrow rate your meal. You do narrow rate about 40 minutes to order because 525 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:58,640 you don't know what role what sushi means because I always forget is sushi. Is it sashimi? Is it 526 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:05,200 the role like I always and make you make you. And I've been ordering sushi for 20 years and I 527 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:11,040 still don't know what comes on top of the rice. Yeah. That's not sushi. Oh, no. Is this sushi? 528 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,640 No, sashimi comes on top. No, sashimi is just strips of raw meat. No rice. 529 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:22,480 Dude, this is a 40 minute combo before I order. She doesn't care. 530 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,760 Besides, and I don't hate Bravo, so that's not that's not true. I tuned into Scandal. 531 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:37,120 I hate that everybody else likes Starbucks. Oh, yes. She does not like Starbucks. 532 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:42,720 I'm not going to tell you to boycott it. I just know. No, thank you. No, but there goes, 533 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,960 you know, your chance of Starbucks promoting you. Our sponsorship. Well, sponsorship. 534 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:54,480 Yeah. Now we're knocking them out the door, you know. So many are approaching and we're just like, 535 00:36:54,480 --> 00:37:00,320 you know, we don't have time. What do you spend too much money on? Clothes. 536 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:06,480 I have a dream closet of clothes and look what I'm wearing. Yeah. Yeah. 537 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:11,040 See fits sweatshirt with a target sticker on it. Because I wore it yesterday. 538 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,280 Did they give you a sticker at Target? Dean gave it to me. Yes. And sweatpants. 539 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,800 I swear there's that meme that says I work out seven days a week and eat clean to look like this. 540 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,720 To wear this. Yeah. A baggy sweatshirt and baggy sweatpants and that's all I wear, 541 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:31,360 but I spend so much money on clothes. Yep. Well, they say be careful of what you wear 542 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,320 because that's going to be your ghost outfit if you die that day. I'd be very happy in this 543 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,880 tie dye sweatshirt with a smiley face on it. Yes. That would haunt me for sure. And I hope 544 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:50,800 see fit haunts everybody. What do I spend? Chachka's. I spend a lot of money on Chachka's. 545 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:57,760 She is a, she sponsors the dollar store. Yeah, I do. I do. Any little trinket that can be put 546 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,960 on a shelf and collect us and she'll just give you them too. No, I don't keep them for myself 547 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,680 anymore. Don't say you like it because it'll be on your front door tomorrow. Did you get your backpack? 548 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,880 Yeah. Yes. Thank you. Yes. I said I liked Victoria's and the next day she went to six CVSs to get me it. 549 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,160 Groceries. 550 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,000 You do. I mean, we all do. Spend too much money on groceries. Yeah. 551 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:27,840 Not me. Just Twizzlers. Just Twizzlers. I don't even want to tell you. 552 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:35,280 What is the weirdest thing about you? We don't have time for this. 553 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,840 What is the weirdest thing about you? 554 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,920 Look at them. They're looking at each other. I'm literally looking you up and down. 555 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,880 Why are you guessing me? Because I can't think of myself. The weirdest thing about Carly 556 00:38:52,880 --> 00:39:02,160 is that you're a nerd low key, but not because you're smart and read books, 557 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:08,320 not because you like fantasy renaissance fairs, not because you're a gamer 558 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,120 in the way that mainstream will say that, you know, nerds are nerds. 559 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,480 You're definitely a Patty Simcox, which rest in peace that actress just passed away. 560 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,320 Oh, yeah. That's me. You're a Patty Simcox nerd of like, 561 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:30,560 thinks I'm cool. Think you're cool. But I'm not. But you're not. But you're not also necessarily 562 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:37,520 nerdy in a specific genre of like I'm obsessed with Zelda or anything like that. You just like 563 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:43,440 are the cheerleader for enthusiasm. Your mom. 564 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:53,680 Mom. You're low key a nerd now for real. I am. That is my weirdest thing. I love to be trendy. 565 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:59,920 And at the same time, no, that I'm not because you dress the part. But I don't know if you 566 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:07,680 are actually. No, I take that back because you dress the part and you are trendy like you are 567 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,200 because you could be on Real Housewives. You wear the gold hoops, you wear the gold chain, 568 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,400 you have the cutest clothes, you know the styles. Then I open my mouth. But then you speak. 569 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:27,040 But then you speak. I should just keep it shut and let the vision be it because then I open my 570 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:36,240 mouth. Don't be all uncool. Be cool. Be all uncool. Okay. Go in. I'm a housewife. Okay. 571 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:41,840 Okay. Like that. Like right there. Like that. People will get that. And what's the weirdest 572 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:48,320 thing about you? No, that's what we don't have time for. Victoria is the epitome of weird. 573 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,120 I think it's your mom. 574 00:40:55,680 --> 00:41:02,720 The weirdest thing about both of you is that you were raised to be weird. Both of you. Yes, 575 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:11,040 but Victoria embraced that. Victoria embraced it 100%. I have been trying to fight that my whole 576 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:17,760 life. But I've had the problem is that I didn't feel accepted for it. That's why I'm in therapy. 577 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:23,440 We're accepting you now for your weirdness, but you are weird. And what does mom say? You are weird 578 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:31,120 as cat shit. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but why? You like what makes me like. 579 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:38,880 Everything that everybody else doesn't. So not weird in a bad way, but you, if it's trendy, 580 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:45,840 most likely you do not like it. You like off the beaten path. It's not a bad thing, but you like. 581 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:53,520 I know. Yes, I've always known. You like the off the beaten path stuff. Anything that's off of the path. 582 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:54,080 That's been me. 583 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,560 You know, she opened her mouth. Damn it. 584 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:14,160 Mom's having a heart attack. That's all the cars. Your death day is right now. 585 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:21,200 No, she just lives in a bubble of weird and we accept her and she didn't feel accepted growing 586 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:27,200 up. A lot of it that I had to deal with that and I stand by it. I mean, I'm not taking it back. I 587 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:35,360 stand by it, but I, but I, that's your, your weirdest thing about you is that you are weird. 588 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:46,800 I supported that. I raised that. I was, congrats, did not. I did not want you to conform. 589 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:53,120 All I wanted to do was conform. I just wanted to conform. I didn't get designer clothes. I didn't 590 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,800 get Nike. I didn't get any of that stuff because I wanted you to be your own person. 591 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,200 Carly wanted to wear the champion sweatshirts. No, no, we had champion. I wanted Nike. You 592 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:13,120 wanted Nike. Right. I was wearing a horse shirt with rhinestone jeans and cow pants. 593 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:19,600 And like thinking that that was cool and me being still mortified, but I have grown out of that and 594 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:25,840 I let you be who the weird person that you are and I embrace it and I am also weird. 595 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:31,840 And guess which one goes to the Renaissance fair? Guess which one? I like being weird. Yeah, you 596 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:40,080 married it. I love. He allows you to feel comfortable in the weird. He forces her. 597 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:48,400 He forces her. The weird is inside of her and he allows her to touch her weird. 598 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,960 Stop, stop, stop. Thank God this is the last one. 599 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,240 What a way to end. What a way to end. 600 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:09,520 But it's true. Okay. We're both weird. 601 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:12,800 Very weird. 602 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,240 But it works. 603 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,760 You're both. Thank you for raising us weird. 604 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,560 You're welcome. Is that what you wanted? 605 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:31,520 Oh my God, this is about you. It's true. What makes you weird, mom? 606 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:39,600 I wanted my mother wanted three little girls to march in a straight line and 607 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:53,840 Jeannie followed Vicki, but I bucked the system and I went my own way and I became weird. 608 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:59,840 And they, while Vicki was weird because she was a book nerd, Jeannie was way cool. 609 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:05,040 And so to be opposite of Jeannie, I found my own weird. 610 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:10,240 Right. I'm going to use the quote fingers. I'm going to use the quote fingers. 611 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,600 We found her weird because your weird was that you were just a gypsy and who loved musical 612 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,760 theater and dancing. Well, Vicki, that's not weird. No, Vicki loved musical theater. I got that love 613 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:30,160 from Vicki and my parents. Right. But what I'm saying is you, you not following the path and 614 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:36,800 veering off the beaten path that you taught Victoria was not weird. It was just you were into 615 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:47,040 theater. Her cow pants. I dress like little Joe Cartwright. My mother got me an outfit, 616 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:54,720 not like the girls on Bonanza. I dress like little Joe Cartwright, a cowboy. And that's what I wore 617 00:45:54,720 --> 00:46:00,400 proud as punch. And that was weird in the 60s when everybody was into the Beatles. Number one. 618 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:08,800 And into like, if you love little Joe Cartwright, then you dress like a girl. Not, I mean, I didn't 619 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,640 want to be little Joe Cartwright. And then I came home from the monkeys concert and my mother made me 620 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:23,840 a monkey's outfit. And I dressed like Davy Jones and Mickey Dahlins. Yeah, and I wore it proudly. 621 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:29,440 Plus the fact that when you had curly hair back there, then there was no hair product. 622 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,240 It was this, it was frizz. You should see her now. You had to. 623 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:42,160 No, you horrible right now. You had to accept you had to find yourself like the boys called 624 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:47,520 you weird. The girls called you weird. So you were like, okay. So you're like, let me have two 625 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:53,280 daughters and raise them weird. So they know what it feels like. No, then you accept yourself and 626 00:46:53,280 --> 00:47:00,080 then you become, I got inner strength from being made fun of all the time because I had curly hair. 627 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,400 Well, just took a turn. 628 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:11,200 These are awkward. She's uncomfortable. I was like, we're just having fun here. Mom's about to cry. 629 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:16,880 We've, she was really upset when you call me weird. She was really upset. And especially when 630 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,960 he said, I didn't feel accepted as a child. She got rubs. Like, oh great. She can talk to me later 631 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:25,920 about this. I'm going to get a text message later about my childhood. Give it up four hours. 632 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,440 And then she's going to yell at me and say, why were you so mean to her when she was little? 633 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,520 Okay. She yells at me every single week because she says, I make you sound dumb. 634 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,640 No, I make myself sound dumb. You're as dumb as a fox. 635 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,520 So, so you strayed from a beaten path that your mother want to be on a straight path. 636 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,960 You went right, left, right, left. And then you had us and you were like, 637 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,800 Hey, this beaten path is right, left, right, left. And I was trying to do right, left, left, 638 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,480 left, right, left, left, left, left. And you were like, Nope, you need to be right, left, 639 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,440 right, left. So it was the same thing. It was just a little bit skewed. 640 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,600 I just wanted to go straight. I just wanted to go straight. I live in a busy town and I just 641 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:05,840 wanted to go straight and nobody would point their finger. This was Carly's idea because she's 642 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,200 smart as a fox. 643 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,320 You're being weird. 644 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,240 All right. And it was fun. So we, you know, we highly recommend it. 645 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,560 We highly recommend you go to Kohl's and you buy this with your mother's Kohl's card. 646 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,520 And then when she receives the bill, say, but mom, didn't we have fun? 647 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:41,120 Well, we hope this Monday episode or whenever you're listening to it, we hope this was just 648 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,640 entertaining and maybe made you think a little bit about some of the questions. 649 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,200 Would you like to know when you're going to die? 650 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,360 How would you dispose of a dead body? 651 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,640 We'd love to know. 652 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,840 And what would you bring to run away from zombies? 653 00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,320 Well, what would you not bring is really how your question went. 654 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:07,120 And we want to thank Carm for being available because, you know, if you remember, 655 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,520 she's saying girl and she's invisible because she lives by herself. 656 00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,960 So the fact that she's available is pretty easy. 657 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,640 I don't know. She's going to be on The Bachelorette soon. 658 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,480 So yeah, I don't think that's the game she was describing. 659 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,080 I think it was The Amazing Bachelorette. 660 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,520 Yes, The Amazing Bachelorette. 661 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:34,240 So just remember, you're fit to be weird and you're fit to be real and always allowed to be a little extra. 662 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,560 Go ahead, mom. You want to say one more thing? 663 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:47,760 Weird. 664 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,000 Maybe say goodbye. 665 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,320 Oh, yes, this was wonderful. 666 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,320 For legal reasons, we have to tell you that this podcast is meant for entertainment 667 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,080 and educational purposes only. 668 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,240 We are not healthcare professionals. 669 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,200 For all of your health, wellness, fitness, and self-care needs, 670 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,000 please refer to the medical professional in your life, 671 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,480 your primary care physician, your therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may be. 672 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,640 And then let us know what they say because I guarantee we need to know what to do. 673 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:50,640 Okay, bye.