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Welcome to Fit to Be Real and a little extra.

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If you listened to last week's episode,

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bless you, yes, bless you number one.

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And number two, don't expect that.

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Oh no, today is nothing like that.

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I've never been in such shock

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of what was going on in life.

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Well, we got so many text messages like,

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oh my gosh, can we come to your family parties?

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That episode was so funny.

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The dynamic is hysterical.

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And I was like, it was a blur.

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It was a blur.

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Also a regular day.

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Also every day of our lives.

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Yes.

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And I was like, I don't know what we learned.

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Oh, we didn't learn anything.

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Okay, all right, just making sure it wasn't just me.

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We learned that neither of them can sing a hustler baby.

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That's about it.

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I'm a hustler baby.

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That was such a high.

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That episode was such a high.

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People were listening to it twice.

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I honestly think someone told me they started it again

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when they got back in the car for the third time.

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I mean, I listened to it twice

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and I was there for the in person.

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And I still listen to it twice.

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Cause I was like, did this really happen?

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Did they really say these things?

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But I also had the visual in my head of mom sitting

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on her hands trying not to talk

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and us just like completely losing it.

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So I was thinking of that in my head

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while I was listening to it.

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So if you think of it like this,

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last week's episode was taking that hit of the piece plate.

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No, what's the sugar?

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What was the sugar stick that we used to like?

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Oh.

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There's literally just sugar in it.

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And then you dip, fun dip.

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Fun dip.

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Oh, we could be fun dip.

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No, a pixie stick or a pixie stick.

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Oh, pixie stick.

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Cause I want to thank you.

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Either way, a bag of sugar and now we're crashing.

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Yes, we have crashed.

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This episode is the crash.

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So.

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We'll bring it back up next week.

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But right now, yes, we're in a lull

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because you can't top that.

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You can't top that.

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You can't even follow that.

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We're gonna do the best we can.

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We should have taken a week off to have people forget

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and then be like, hey, it's us again.

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Wait, before we start,

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I have to talk about two things really quickly.

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Number one, if you listened to last week's podcast,

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Victoria and I bought each other coffee this morning.

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So if you know, you know.

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You know.

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And I also doubled down and bought you also a bag of coffee.

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You did.

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Yeah.

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So I'm better.

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However, second, as we were driving over,

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as I was driving over here,

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there's something that I need to get out

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and see if anybody else agrees with me.

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Or Victoria is very scared.

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I am scared.

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Is it intensive purposes or intense and purposes?

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This is serious.

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Is it in?

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Intent, intense.

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So for all intensive purposes.

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Not intensive, not like serious, intense.

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Right, intensive purposes.

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My purposes are very intense.

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Intent, like intention, intent for all intent and purpose.

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So is it intent and purposes or intense and purposes?

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For all intents, all intents, all of them.

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I think it's plural.

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All intents and purposes.

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Everybody say it.

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One, two, three.

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Intensive purposes.

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No, it's not intensive.

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It's not like a specialist major.

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Intensive.

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It's not a program.

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I was saying this to myself in the car.

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I was listening to a podcast.

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And they said it.

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And they said intents and purposes.

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And I was like, are they saying intensive purposes?

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And then I kept saying it because I couldn't figure out

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how to say it.

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For all intents and purposes.

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For all intents.

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All intents and purposes.

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For all really, really intensive purposes.

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What's the word you guys, you and mom can't say right?

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Yeah, yeah, let's bring that up.

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No, what is it?

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I'm thinking.

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And dad was like, you're saying it wrong.

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Aficionando.

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Aficionando.

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All right, we'll put it on the list.

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It's right under aficionando is intensive purposes.

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You're an aficionando of intensive purposes.

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I had to get that out because I would be thinking about it

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this whole time.

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Well, it's lost all meaning now.

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Right.

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It's like saying the word yellow, yellow, yellow over

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and over again, like your nails.

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Her nails are painted yellow and it's my absolute hate

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trade on nails.

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Every color is your absolute hate trade on nails.

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That's not fair.

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You can't discriminate to yellow.

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Well, don't get all over my intensive purposes.

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It's just.

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I'm an aficionando in a color.

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Let's start.

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OK.

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I'm Victoria.

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Hey, guys, I'm Carly.

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And we're not OK.

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We're not well.

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But we're here just like you, which is the purpose of this

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podcast.

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We hope you're still here.

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I mean, for all intents and purposes,

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we hope you're still here.

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What are we talking about today, Victoria?

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Listen, if you're on the East Coast and you're around where

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we are, it feels like winter.

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It's horrible.

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But the spring equinox just happened on March 19th.

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I was wondering how you were going to circle back and figure

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out what we were talking about today.

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The spring, the first day of spring,

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it's where the sun hits the celestial equator at the exact

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moment where night and day, it's the equal amount of time

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and spring and days get longer.

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So like we should be getting happier.

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We were last week.

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But it's 30 degrees.

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I put my heat on for you.

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It's been 48 in here.

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Well, thank you because it is so cold outside.

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Last week, it was spring.

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It was a little summery.

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It was in the 60s.

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It was warm.

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Like high 60s, 71 was the top, which is out of season for March.

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It's unseasonal.

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It's like windows open, windows shut, windows open,

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windows shut.

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It's like, what are we doing here?

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And it's just cold.

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I turned my heat.

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I mean, March hit.

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And I was like, it's March.

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I'm not keeping my heat on.

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I'm not doing it.

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You're so mom.

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Well, number one, Pico.

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Listen, Pico, for all intents and purposes, you stink.

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It's so expensive.

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Wait, we're going to play a drinking game.

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Drink every time one of us says intensive purposes.

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I hope you all put Baileys in your morning commute copy.

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But Pico is expensive.

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And it's, you know, if you can put on an extra sputter,

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we lounge like that anyway.

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But 48 degrees.

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I know.

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I know.

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I'm shivering.

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And so I did.

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I put the heat on when I left for yoga this morning

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because I wouldn't want you to freeze out.

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Complain.

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Well, it was cold.

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It's cold in here.

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48 is really cold.

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As I've gotten older and the winter months,

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it is harder and harder for me to drink water.

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I know.

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If it's cold, especially in the winter, I drink lukewarm.

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I like when you say water, like people are coming at you.

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But like you decide and choose to do that.

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No one I think is ever coming at you for how you say water.

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My kids, because Andrew says water and my kids say water.

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And they're like, mom, it's water.

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I'm like, no, you're you were born here in Delco.

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We say water.

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She's like, and Melody said, mom, when I'm with you,

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I'll say water.

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But I'm with dad's family.

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I say water.

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I said, no, you say water all the time.

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Oh my gosh.

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But see, you don't say water.

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You say water.

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She adds an R after the two O's.

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His second.

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Have we told them what we're talking about today?

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Oh, spring.

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We are talking about spring, which is why we were talking

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about how cold it is.

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So it is still spring.

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The season is technically changing.

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The technically.

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The trees are blooming.

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I mean, I have a dog would write out my window

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and they close every night and they open every morning.

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And it's gorgeous.

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It actually, I'm not a you know, I hate flowers.

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And I pulled up this morning.

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I was like, wow, that's really pretty when it's in bloom.

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It's really pretty.

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And it did it in the nice days.

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So now I'm afraid all the flowers are going to die.

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Because it's so cold.

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But I guess this happens any year.

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But in any case, it is springtime,

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where it's at least budding into springtime.

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So what is what we think about?

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We think about spring cleaning.

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I think about it a lot.

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Do you?

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Do I do it?

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I think about it.

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I think about wanting to start.

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And I feel like it's just like working out.

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You want to, you want to, you want to, but you're too tired.

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And then you make all the excuses of why you don't have time today.

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And then it like racks up.

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Yeah, just like working out.

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Or stacks up.

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It stacks.

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It doesn't rack.

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No, for all intensive purposes, you use that right.

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It stacks up and then it gets dirtier or it just gets unorganized.

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So spring cleaning doesn't have to mean actual scrubbing like Cinderella.

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It could just mean organization.

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And Feng Shui, Feng Shui, Feng Shui.

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I'm not even going to go there because.

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Because you don't know.

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I don't know.

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We're rearranging your house.

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There you go.

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Is a big part of spring cleaning.

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But I looked up like, when did that start?

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Why don't we have a winter cleaning?

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Yeah, we have fall cleaning, especially because winters.

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When you shut everything down and you're enclosed.

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Right.

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But like spring is like the only time we really talk about like.

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Cleaning, purging your outfits or you know, your closet.

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I just did that.

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Did you did just do that?

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Don't act surprised.

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It gave you a bag of clothes.

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I know I rejected every single one.

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We do not have the same stuff.

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No, I loved them all, but we do not have the same size.

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But I did enjoy all of them.

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I really liked your plaid green pants.

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Okay, so spring cleaning is dates back to quite literally the olden days of when it

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was wood fire pizza.

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Yes.

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Wood and fireplaces to heat up the house in the winter time.

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So once it starts getting cold, but that creates a layer of soot and a layer of like

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dust and grime so you have to as you open the windows and you get into spring.

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That's how spring cleaning started.

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I don't think I would have survived back then.

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Like I'm just picturing the soot on like women's faces and the.

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Yeah.

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I'm no stranger to hard work.

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I'm not saying that I couldn't do it.

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I'm just saying like to clean.

301
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I do like to clean, but I wouldn't survive at the olden days.

302
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Yeah.

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I depends on how old and we're going.

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Renaissance.

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No, don't give me a boil.

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I can't handle a boil or a stew.

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I'm not a stew person like with meat and potatoes over rabbits.

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No, there's no vegetarians in the in the Renaissance.

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Okay, so I don't think you would have lasted very long.

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Okay, it's a pescatarian and a Presbyterian or whatever.

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So so yeah, that's where spring cleaning derived from, which I just thought was a fun

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little tidbit because it is definitely shifted. We have electricity.

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We have, you know, gas.

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We have different types of living, but we still call it spring cleaning and we still

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kind of do that tradition.

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So I think that's interesting.

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So we're just going to go through some tips, easy tips to get into your spring cleaning

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mode, like turn on spring cleaning mode.

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These are all real tips and real extra ones.

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So we're giving you so many today.

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Add them up. That's true.

322
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Okay, actually, real quick, a lot of them I didn't know.

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You think you know everything about spring cleaning, but I was like, oh, you can do

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that. And the general consensus with everything I read was like vinegar is God.

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White vinegar, white vinegar when it comes to cleaning lemon and lemon and vodka.

326
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Vodka altogether, like are you drinking?

327
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Yeah, did you just make a drink?

328
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So you put the vodka in some orange juice and then you take the white vinegar and you

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start cleaning and that's the only way to get through.

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And cover up the smell with a lemon.

331
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Oh, that's what I meant. Lemon and vodka.

332
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That sounds horrible.

333
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I couldn't do it.

334
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I couldn't do it either. Some people can, I feel like.

335
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Isn't that like on the straight up or straight up now, tell me.

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Do you love me forever?

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Oh, oh, oh.

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As soon as I said it, I paused because I knew I knew what was happening.

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I was like, OK, those are like the cleaning supplies that you should just have in your house.

340
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Natural. No, like, you know, chemical ones, eco-friendly ones.

341
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Yeah. All right, go ahead.

342
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You go first. Thank you.

343
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Freshen up your white sneakers or your light colored sneakers, which I wouldn't have thought

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for spring cleaning because that's not cleaning your house.

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And that's really what I think about.

346
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However, we also purge our clothes and do all that stuff.

347
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So if you want to freshen up your shoes, which I do regularly, I know you do it.

348
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I need to do it instead of buying another pair of shoes.

349
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I need to clean my ones that are fine, just dirty.

350
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Yeah. Cleaning them up, though, it just makes you feel refreshed.

351
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It makes you feel revived.

352
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And it's it's just a really good way to keep something really small and simple.

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Feel like you've got something brand new.

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All right. Clean your stainless steel appliances in your kitchen, your microwave,

355
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your oven, your fridge.

356
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This is getting a little bit of olive oil, putting it on a rag

357
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and wiping down your stainless oil, olive oil, olive oil, like a very small

358
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on like a cleaning cloth.

359
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I can see myself doing way too much.

360
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Wait, you can't grip the microwave and it slips and hits in the face.

361
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No, it buffs your stainless steel olive oil.

362
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And if you are like me and have a.

363
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Stainless steel fridge, you know that the front, there's no mag like you.

364
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Oh, right. Can't put any magnets.

365
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You can't hide. Right.

366
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So what we do is for the kids, aren't we tape it to our fridge?

367
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Well, what happens?

368
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The tape gets stuck to the front of the fridge.

369
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And then when you take the art off,

370
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you're left with little pieces of tape all over the front of your fridge.

371
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Yeah. And it takes it right off. Olive oil.

372
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That's a good. I didn't know that.

373
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I know. And it's always smudgy.

374
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And like if you try to use a lice all the way, but just streaks.

375
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Yeah. Yeah.

376
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So a little bit of olive oil on a on a little buffing cloth.

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Take a spoonful, put it on the microwave.

378
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Take a spoonful, put it in your mouth.

379
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All right. Here's another one that's not technically cleaning,

380
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but organize your refrigerator, organize the food in your refrigerator.

381
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If you go to Carly's house,

382
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first of all, field trip to Carly's house to just look at

383
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the museum that is Carly's refrigerator.

384
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It's where things go to die.

385
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It's literally.

386
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But I there was something last week that I needed to store in there,

387
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I think for the parade. And I was like, Andrew, can I put this in there?

388
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And he was like, you can find a spot.

389
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Yeah. I mean, we have another fridge downstairs.

390
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That was supposed to be for drinks.

391
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It was, but it's full of like all not drink overflow.

392
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Yeah. Overflow.

393
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But a really good way to organize is to organize a refrigerator.

394
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It's something you go into every single day, however many times a day.

395
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And so.

396
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Cleaning it out, how many of those open salsa jars are probably in the back

397
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that should probably be thrown out? Oh, yeah.

398
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That type of thing, yogurt.

399
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Ew, I know. But that's they're alive.

400
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I know. Cool lip.

401
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It like you open them up.

402
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It's got the green moss on the top.

403
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Hello, friends.

404
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They're just dead in the back, but I don't get to them.

405
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Yeah, because there's so much going on.

406
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So the organization is is a really good idea.

407
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And it's pretty simple.

408
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All you're doing is taking things out and putting them back in where you can see everything.

409
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I know there's like a fad right now of taking things out of containers

410
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and putting them in clear plastic containers like within the refrigerator

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to make it look nice or because it actually helps.

412
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I think it's aesthetic, like aesthetically pleasing.

413
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But I also think it's because you can see.

414
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You can see everything from front to back or has translucent.

415
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But I also saw.

416
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Can you see translucent again? I can't.

417
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Translucent.

418
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I had intense imperposes.

419
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Drink.

420
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I saw someone like this is a brilliant hack.

421
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The other day had nothing to do with today's episode, but it works for this one.

422
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What do you do when you normally like say you're stocking refrigerator

423
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for the first time ever, you put condiments and like maybe drinks

424
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if you have cans on the side, like the door and butter or whatever at the top.

425
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And then all of your drawers, which are what they're technically made for.

426
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One has like a temperature controlled for vegetables and another drawer or whatever.

427
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They put all of their vegetables in smaller bags and put them where

428
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you put your condiments on the side of the door and put all the cans

429
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and the condiments in the drawers because where they end up throwing food out

430
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is those drawers where they forget that they had the broccoli at the bottom of the drawer.

431
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So if you keep them all on the side where you're going to open and be able to see everything,

432
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then you don't waste as much food.

433
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:17,940
Oh my gosh.

434
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Because the condiments you always know, they can't go bad really anyway,

435
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:24,060
depending on if it's like that's such a good idea.

436
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I thought that was a great idea too.

437
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,820
So it also depends on the size of your refrigerator and.

438
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Well, what happens is I tend to over buy because I forgot that there's a box

439
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of strawberries in the back of the fridge that are moldy and green.

440
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So I bought a new one, but I forgot that those strawberries were back there.

441
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They're still there.

442
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I didn't need them.

443
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Taking up room.

444
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Yeah.

445
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And and I forgot.

446
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So we didn't eat them.

447
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Yeah.

448
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So yeah, that's a good one.

449
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I'm going to try it.

450
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I'll report back.

451
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Report back.

452
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This next one is one I'm just going to let you know right now.

453
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I'm never going to do it.

454
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But you guys should.

455
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Okay.

456
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I have a very nice soaking tub in my bathroom.

457
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So I'm not doing this.

458
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If you want to clean your oven racks, what you do, your oven racks,

459
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you pull them out.

460
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,220
Oh yeah.

461
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,220
You know, like we, I make monkey bread all the time.

462
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What happens to the cinnamon and the brown sugar?

463
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It falls and it's all over the oven.

464
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Like it bubbles over top.

465
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Carly's is our stove.

466
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The whole house smokes up and it's just like preheating.

467
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There's a thing in it.

468
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We don't clean our oven or use it that often.

469
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But when you do, it's monkey bread.

470
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And when I do, it's a total mess.

471
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Yeah.

472
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So I, what they say to do is pull out the baking racks, put them in your bathtub

473
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and soak them for two to three hours with lemon and white vinegar and water

474
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and put a straw on the tub.

475
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Yeah.

476
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And then you sit with your vodka on the bench next to the tub.

477
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You watch it come off.

478
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But the suggestion is also to put towels down on to save your tub,

479
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like put bath towels that you don't like anymore underneath so that yes,

480
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when all the grime comes off, it's just a little bit easier to clean.

481
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It's not directly on your tub.

482
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It's like a stain, but it'll be more work for you.

483
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:08,220
Yeah.

484
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:12,220
But instead of like getting on your hands and knees and scrubbing those things

485
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and you can't put them in the sink, the racks are way too big to clean over the sink.

486
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You just let them soak in your tub and it goes away.

487
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I have a hard time letting myself soak in my tub.

488
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Same.

489
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But I think I would do that.

490
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Yeah.

491
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I'm not going to.

492
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But you said it.

493
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Andrew might.

494
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He might.

495
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All right.

496
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This one seems simple, but I don't think about it.

497
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Clean your doormat or your back doormat.

498
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I'm a big supporter of take your shoes off when you get into the house.

499
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Like Japan style.

500
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I'm sure.

501
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Because listen to what think about.

502
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Think about what goes on to your shoes.

503
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,220
Yes.

504
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:55,220
Think about what goes on to your shoes on the street at the store.

505
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I don't want to think about it.

506
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Right.

507
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:02,220
So but but you're tracking that around your house on your carpets where your toddler

508
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or your babies are crawling with their hands on the floor.

509
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Or your dog.

510
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:10,220
That's why I put boots on my dog in like gross weather.

511
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Because number one, I don't deal with wet dog, but they're like claws in the mud and

512
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:19,220
grossness in any case.

513
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:23,220
The first thing you do is you get to a doormat and you wipe your shoes before you get into

514
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the house.

515
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,220
If it's like a gross, you know, wet day out.

516
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:31,220
You've clearly never seen the sex in the city episode where they make Carrie Bradshaw

517
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:35,220
take her shoes off at the party and then somebody takes her Malone Blonix.

518
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Okay.

519
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I hate that you remember that.

520
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,220
Number one.

521
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:43,220
Number two, I have seen that episode and I didn't feel bad for her at all.

522
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:46,220
Well, she shouldn't have been asked to take off her very expensive shoes.

523
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,220
It's in New York City.

524
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:51,220
People defecate on the sidewalk in New York City.

525
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:56,220
So you want people to wear ugly, ugly, ugly shoes so that they can take them off people's

526
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,220
houses.

527
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,220
Well, get better friends that won't steal people's shoes at a house party.

528
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,220
Number one.

529
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,220
What are you saying?

530
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,220
And number two.

531
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,220
I side with Carrie Bradshaw.

532
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,220
I side with not getting the flu.

533
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,220
So just clean your doormats.

534
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,220
You don't have to replace them.

535
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,220
Just clean them.

536
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:14,860
I actually would like to replace mine, but here's another one that I actually will do

537
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:19,220
because after reading about this, it loses me out and I know it's going to grow as Victoria

538
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,220
out.

539
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,220
Sweet.

540
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:25,220
So take your pillow sheet, your pillowcases.

541
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,220
They're not pillow sheets.

542
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,220
I love a pillow sheet.

543
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,220
Love it.

544
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:35,220
So take your pillowcases off your pillow and put the pillow in the washer, not just the

545
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220
pillowcase.

546
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,220
I don't wash my pillows.

547
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,220
Do you?

548
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,220
I haven't.

549
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:47,220
So half of your pillow, the weight of your pillow, 50% of the weight of your pillow are

550
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,220
dust mites.

551
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:49,220
Stop.

552
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,220
Yeah.

553
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,220
With teeth.

554
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,220
50% of your pillow's weight.

555
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,220
My pillows are so heavy.

556
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,220
Yeah, I know.

557
00:21:56,220 --> 00:22:01,220
So you need to wash them or honestly get rid of them after a year.

558
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:05,220
I mean, I've had my pillows for years, but they're so expensive.

559
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,220
Like good pillows.

560
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:09,220
Well, then put them in the wash.

561
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,220
Then put your pillows in the wash.

562
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:17,220
But when I read and multiple, multiple sources said 50% of your pillows are weighted with

563
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,220
dust mites.

564
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:20,220
You're sleeping on that.

565
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:23,220
If that doesn't gross you out and make you want to throw your pillows in the wash right

566
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,220
now, I don't know what, what will.

567
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,220
Cause I'm doing it today.

568
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:31,220
Well, no wonder we're always like, why do we have adult acne?

569
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:34,220
Cause we're cleaning our pillow sheets.

570
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,220
I know, but not the actual pillow.

571
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:37,220
But not the actual pillow.

572
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,220
So we either get new ones once a year or put them in the wash.

573
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:43,220
I got to look into mine cause mine are bamboo and they're king size.

574
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:47,220
So I would have to dry clean mine or like go to a big laundromat with a bit.

575
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,220
You know what I mean?

576
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,220
Yeah, you could put them in mine.

577
00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:52,220
Cause mine are like, honestly, they're like 10 pounds each.

578
00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:54,220
Well, you can just sleep on dust mites skin.

579
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,220
It's fine.

580
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,220
Oh my gosh.

581
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,220
Whatever you want to do.

582
00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,220
Never sleeping again.

583
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,220
Whatever you want to do is fine.

584
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:04,220
Wash your reusable bags for the grocery store.

585
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,220
What?

586
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,220
Yeah.

587
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220
Really?

588
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,220
So reusable bags are usually fabric of some sort.

589
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,220
So they say to wash them because what are you doing?

590
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:18,220
You're putting, if you think about it this way, you're putting items that everyone has

591
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:21,220
either grabbed in the grocery store and put back.

592
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:24,220
People's fingerprints and other people's, you know, who knows what's on their finger.

593
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:27,220
They sneeze on their hand, putting them in these bags.

594
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,220
Ew.

595
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:33,220
You're putting the bags in the shopping carts that hopefully people are wiping down, but

596
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,220
yeah, anymore, that's not really happening.

597
00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:37,220
So the bags themselves are just kind of like gross.

598
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:42,220
And I'm sure there's been a spill of some sort of, you know, product in the bags at some

599
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,220
point.

600
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:44,220
So you just, that's easy.

601
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:47,220
I mean, how many times do you put meat in your bags?

602
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:48,220
Chicken or turkey?

603
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,220
And it's like, it comes, you know, sometimes the packaging leaks.

604
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,220
Yeah.

605
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,220
And I just put vegetables right on top.

606
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,220
Probably just the bags.

607
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:58,220
So you know what I'm going to serve these for lunch today?

608
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,220
I love chicken.

609
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,220
Okay.

610
00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:01,220
All right.

611
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:08,220
So those pillows that you put in the wash before you put your pillowcases in the wash,

612
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:16,220
if you have a ceiling fan, put the pillowcase, one pillowcase on each blade before you dust,

613
00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:19,720
you don't want to dust it or turn the fan on and then the dust goes everywhere.

614
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:26,100
Say you haven't used your fan in five months, you know, six months, whatever, it's collected

615
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,100
a lot of dust.

616
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:31,060
The last thing you want to do is turn it on and then the dust flies everywhere.

617
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:34,820
You also don't want to just put one of those swifters up there because it's all going to

618
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,220
fall down the sides.

619
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,220
Right.

620
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:43,220
So what they say to do is put a pillowcase on each blade and then put one hand on the

621
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:47,220
top, one hand on the bottom and pull it off.

622
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:52,220
So all the dust goes into the pillowcase, shake that out outside and then put the pillowcase

623
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,220
in the wash.

624
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,220
That's a really good idea.

625
00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:59,620
Just go to the dollar store and get four or five dollar store pillowcases and just only

626
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,620
use it for that.

627
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,220
You just burn the house down.

628
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:03,220
Yeah.

629
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:06,220
I would just go for that.

630
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:08,220
I like that one.

631
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,220
I like that one.

632
00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,220
I don't have any over head fans.

633
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,220
No.

634
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:16,220
I love a ceiling fan, but I got to clean.

635
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:20,220
This is not an actual tip, but clean your box fans too if you sleep with a box fan.

636
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:21,220
You know how gross they get?

637
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,220
Yeah.

638
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,980
I think you have to actually screw drive and take the front of them off so you can get

639
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:30,940
into the fan itself, but nobody does that, but we really should.

640
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:31,940
Should we?

641
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:32,940
Moving on.

642
00:25:32,940 --> 00:25:35,220
Reorganize your drunk.

643
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,220
No.

644
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,220
Say it again.

645
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,220
Do it again.

646
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:45,220
Reorganized your junk in the drawer.

647
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,220
Your drunk drawer.

648
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:47,220
Oh my gosh.

649
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,220
Wait, let's say it 10 times fast.

650
00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:49,220
Ready?

651
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:50,220
Say it again.

652
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:51,220
Junk drawer.

653
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:52,220
Junk drawer.

654
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,220
Junk drawer.

655
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,220
Junk drawer.

656
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,220
Junk drawer.

657
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,220
Junk drawer.

658
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:57,220
Junk drawer.

659
00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:58,220
I lost all movement in my mouth.

660
00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,220
Literally, this is not even 9 a.m. yet.

661
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,220
So sure isn't.

662
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:04,220
We're not drinking anything, but lots of apology coffee.

663
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:06,980
Maybe that's why.

664
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:11,260
Your junk drawer, which we all have.

665
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:12,460
Carly has three of them.

666
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,460
Oh, no, you have a whole cabinet.

667
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:16,460
I have a house.

668
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,460
Yes.

669
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,900
And you know what?

670
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,860
It's Andrew's, I think, biggest pet peeve with me.

671
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:26,700
It's a junk cabinet, microwave, junk drawer.

672
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,460
She doesn't store things in the microwave, but the microwave is in between them just

673
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,540
to be clear.

674
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:33,980
It's close because the papers are just all over the place.

675
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:35,820
Oh, yours is with paper too.

676
00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:38,300
It's not just like pens and rubber bands.

677
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:43,420
I mean, you can't even shut the drawer sometimes because there's so many pens and markers and

678
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,420
screwdrivers.

679
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,420
Yeah, it's horrible.

680
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:46,420
Yeah.

681
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:48,260
I will pat myself on the back.

682
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:51,900
My friend Colleen, hey, Coll, she said I have the most organized junk drawer she's

683
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,540
ever seen in her entire life.

684
00:26:53,540 --> 00:27:00,500
I because first of all, when we move houses or apartments or whatever, mom gets the kitchen.

685
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:01,740
Yes, she does.

686
00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:03,860
She loves a good kitchen, but she also hates doing it.

687
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,220
But we're always like, yeah, mom, you go to the kitchen.

688
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,380
You do the kitchen.

689
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:09,700
And she cleans and she puts away the plates and organizes.

690
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:14,020
So when everything's said and done, I'm like, okay, tour me around the kitchen.

691
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:15,020
Where's all my stuff?

692
00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:19,380
But she loves the container store.

693
00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:25,780
And so my junk drawer has all of the dividers, all of the little container holds the rubber

694
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:30,860
bands, this one's for safety pins, this one's for pens and highlighters and stuff like that.

695
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:36,540
And I keep them as organized as I can, but they do get a little wild.

696
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:40,140
Oh, mine was like that for like three days.

697
00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:41,140
Nice.

698
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:42,140
Nice.

699
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:43,140
The way mom did it.

700
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,540
And then it completely went to SHIT.

701
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,060
I looked, you don't even have rubber bands.

702
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:50,340
I looked for rubber bands the other day and I was like, this is alarming.

703
00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:52,420
Or paper clips.

704
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,180
I didn't have to look for those, but I believe that.

705
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,740
I have a lot of dried out glue sticks.

706
00:27:56,740 --> 00:28:01,780
So if anyone's in the market for some dried out glue sticks, I have not thrown them away.

707
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,900
They're in my junk drawer.

708
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:07,740
Put them in the back of the refrigerator with the strawberries.

709
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,820
Wait, so what are we supposed to do?

710
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:10,820
Just reorganize.

711
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,540
Oh, just reorganize it.

712
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:17,220
Like get yourself together, take everything out, organize it, maybe actually purchase

713
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:21,540
some of these little organizational bins so that you feel a little bit better.

714
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:26,300
Put your post it somewhere and make sure that you know and can hand or easily get in there

715
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,260
with your hand and grab what you need.

716
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:33,460
And then it just, I think the purpose is to, when you organize anything, you feel a little

717
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:37,460
bit lighter in the headspace because you don't have to work so hard to look for the rubber

718
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:40,820
bands that literally don't exist in your house.

719
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:41,820
Sounds fun.

720
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,820
I have all the rubber bands.

721
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:49,820
This one you might not think is a spring cleaning one, but it's an all seasons.

722
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,860
It's an all play.

723
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,580
It's clean your phone.

724
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:58,540
Really not like de-friend or unfriend people or black people.

725
00:28:58,540 --> 00:29:01,340
It means to clean the bacteria off your phone.

726
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:04,460
I mean, we all know what you're doing on the toilet.

727
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,980
And it's how close is it to the toilet, right?

728
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:11,780
So turn your, I know this, this went somewhere else.

729
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:13,620
Turn your phone off.

730
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:14,820
Number one.

731
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:16,820
Then get that same like buffering cloth.

732
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:20,940
You can get them at the dollar store and put a little bit of white vinegar and lemon

733
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:26,700
in the cloth and wipe down your phone like a microfiber cloth and basically buff your

734
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,740
phone and disinfect it for all the bacteria.

735
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,900
It's worse than your toilet.

736
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,620
And the case I would venture to say, right?

737
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:36,540
Like the grooves of the casing.

738
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,020
You can get a Q-tip and you can go in and out.

739
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:45,220
I mean, my phone, you can get in there and you can actually see dust in my phone, like

740
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,180
in the grooves of my phone.

741
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:52,220
Yeah, that is, if I think about it too hard, I don't want to.

742
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:57,140
But like when you go to a restaurant, you have to go to the bathroom and you don't bring

743
00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:58,860
your purse, but you're holding your phone.

744
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:02,700
Because God forbid we leave a phone on the table or even if you leave it on the table,

745
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:06,860
it's on the table where other people have put their hands and sneezed and then you put

746
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,860
it up to your face.

747
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,380
Well, I'm never going out again.

748
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,380
I know.

749
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,620
We're just disinfect your phone.

750
00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:12,620
Oh my gosh.

751
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:13,620
So gross.

752
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:14,620
All right.

753
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:17,580
This one might seem simple.

754
00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:18,580
Cool.

755
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:23,620
But it's also something that I know unless it gets outlandish.

756
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,500
We don't think about it a lot.

757
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:30,500
But replace, it's twofold, replace the shower curtain liner.

758
00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:32,900
I was going to do this one and then I skipped it.

759
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:33,900
Like get rid of it.

760
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,980
Get a new one if it's plastic.

761
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:38,660
And if it's fabric, wash it.

762
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:42,500
And the shower curtain, this is the second part, wash the shower curtain.

763
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:43,500
Yeah.

764
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:46,700
I never do that because they're next to the toilet.

765
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:47,820
And we put our hands on it.

766
00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,220
We open and close the shower curtain, but it's right.

767
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:53,620
I mean, when you flush, I don't know if you guys know this, but when you flush the toilet,

768
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:58,620
you should always close the lid because the bacteria from the flush jumps six feet.

769
00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:01,740
You always tell me this, like hide your toothbrushes.

770
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:07,860
Hide your toothbrushes if they are open on the counter in your bathroom because the toilet,

771
00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:13,180
even if you shut the toilet, there's still open spaces in the seat.

772
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,180
And it gets out there.

773
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:17,620
That's why in public bathrooms, I use my foot and I run.

774
00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:18,620
I know.

775
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:22,260
She's such a, she also is like a high functioning germaphobe.

776
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,780
I'm not an actual germaphobe.

777
00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:26,140
I just, no, I said high functioning.

778
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:30,380
Oh, for all intensive purposes, you are a high functioning germaphobe.

779
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:32,540
We're fishing in the middle of germs.

780
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:33,940
All right.

781
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:34,940
Last one for me.

782
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,860
And this one is very serious.

783
00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,660
And it's something I've never done before.

784
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:42,340
You need to clean your coffee maker.

785
00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:44,980
How often do you clean your coffee maker?

786
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:46,940
Not often enough, but it gets grimy.

787
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:51,900
So to get rid of the grime and not just put it through water and soap, you put water and

788
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:57,820
vinegar and just run water and vinegar without any, clearly any coffee beans or anything

789
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:58,820
like that.

790
00:31:58,820 --> 00:31:59,820
No, no, no.

791
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:00,820
Please don't do that.

792
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:06,980
Just run it through like you would make regular coffee, but 50% vinegar, 50% water, and it

793
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:08,820
cleans from the inside.

794
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,380
Oh, I don't do that.

795
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:14,900
I just put the pot in the dishwasher.

796
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,500
Well, I don't do that either, but run the vinegar.

797
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,900
It gets all the insides.

798
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:20,900
Interesting.

799
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,900
I actually will do that.

800
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,060
Yeah, I think I will too.

801
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,060
All right.

802
00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:30,340
My last one doesn't even pertain to me, but if you have the children, that same tip of

803
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:35,860
cleaning the stove racks in the bathtub, clean your kids' toys.

804
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,100
What?

805
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,740
Put your kids' toys.

806
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,740
Plastic toys.

807
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:44,220
Plastic fabric would be, I mean, if you can do fabric, put them in the washer.

808
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:50,220
But plastic toys, Legos, pieces that are out all the time, soak them in the bathtub.

809
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:51,420
Fill it up with water.

810
00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,420
Get that.

811
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,180
You should drink every time we save vinegar, but it's a little late now.

812
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:59,500
Vinegar, the lemon, all the things, and just let them soak for a little bit and then put

813
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:03,580
them on a towel and let them dry because they're coming home from school.

814
00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:06,220
They're getting, I mean, your kids get little colds all the time.

815
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,220
They're sick right now.

816
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:10,180
They're probably wiping their hands on their sweater.

817
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:12,460
Toys and their sweaters.

818
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:17,020
So they're kind of gross, especially, and if you have pets, the pets lick things.

819
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:20,340
So you just want to clean things up, especially if they're going to go into your, if you have

820
00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,500
a toddler, their mouth or anything like that.

821
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,500
But I wouldn't think to clean the kids' room toys.

822
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,000
I would think to organize.

823
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,420
I wouldn't think to like deep, deep clean.

824
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,420
Neither would I.

825
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,420
It's a good idea.

826
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,860
And I don't think I ever have.

827
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,420
You're nine years in.

828
00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:35,420
Right?

829
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:40,700
Well, piggybacking off of that, you need to clean their stuffed animals.

830
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:46,580
I mean, I don't want to because there's 97 on each of their beds and that takes a while,

831
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,220
but also your dogs stuffed animals.

832
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:55,420
So if you were kids stuffed animals and your dog toy stuffed animals, we just cleaned a

833
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:59,500
couple of Pippi's like stuffed giraffes or stuff like whatever.

834
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,700
And I was like, Oh, did that get in there by mistake?

835
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,180
And Andrew said, No, I washed them.

836
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:04,180
It was disgusting.

837
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,420
I was like, I mean, yeah, they get gross.

838
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:07,420
Yeah.

839
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:08,420
But he put it in with our clothes.

840
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:11,340
Don't put it in with kids clothes.

841
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,340
Put it by itself.

842
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:13,340
It's still getting washed.

843
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:15,140
I know what that grosses me out.

844
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:18,620
Her slobber was all on the clothes.

845
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:23,260
That grosses you out out of a lot of things.

846
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,540
That's a good idea, though.

847
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,660
I do that to her blankie that she like, yeah, same thing everywhere.

848
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,020
Pet bed or whatever, like put it all in the wash.

849
00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:34,300
Just wash the things that you don't normally wash and that will instantly refresh your

850
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,060
mind if nothing else.

851
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:40,740
So that to wrap this up of the tips and stuff, that's the point of spring cleaning.

852
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:47,860
It is to refresh, rejuvenate and reset your house, your closet, your kitchen, whatever

853
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:53,700
it is that is kind of fogging up the mindset of getting out of the winter so that you can

854
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,260
open the windows and just feel like brand new.

855
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,780
That is the whole point of spring cleaning.

856
00:34:57,780 --> 00:35:01,580
Besides the soot from the olden days.

857
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:04,980
So there's so many more tips on the link that we're going to put in the show notes.

858
00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,660
There's like 40 some of them.

859
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:07,660
Check them out.

860
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,260
They're not just like clean your carpets.

861
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:13,500
I know it sounded like we did like 39, but I think we only did like 12.

862
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:16,460
So all right, well, we have a little game.

863
00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:21,220
Victoria was like, you got a cleaning game?

864
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,660
I was like, yes, yes, I do.

865
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:24,660
She's going to fail.

866
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,140
I mean, clean terribly.

867
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:28,340
Like miserably, miserably, she's going to fail.

868
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,340
I'm going to fail.

869
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:33,620
It's called clean up your act.

870
00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:34,900
That's original.

871
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,060
These questions are not.

872
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:37,420
Oh, okay.

873
00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:38,740
Okay.

874
00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:39,900
Clean up your act.

875
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,140
You need to fill in.

876
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,140
I do.

877
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,500
I'm going to say a fact.

878
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,500
This is a mad lib.

879
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,500
Yeah.

880
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,500
You need to fill in what it is.

881
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,500
Okay.

882
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
But correctly.

883
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,500
Correctly.

884
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,500
And you're not going to get one of them right.

885
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,500
So I'm just letting you know that.

886
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,500
You're setting me up for failure.

887
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,500
Yes.

888
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,500
Cool.

889
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,500
Yes.

890
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,500
For all intents of coffee tomorrow.

891
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,260
For all intents of purposes, you'll get a 24 ounce.

892
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,580
Okay.

893
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:07,540
Cleaning for two hours burns how many calories?

894
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,540
Cleaning?

895
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,540
Just cleaning your house.

896
00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:10,540
200.

897
00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,540
Yes.

898
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:14,140
You said I wasn't going to get any right.

899
00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,460
Oh my gosh.

900
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:20,220
So if you don't exercise today, but you clean your house, know that you burned around 200

901
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,220
calories.

902
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,220
It's actually pretty interesting.

903
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:23,220
And I guess totally.

904
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:30,100
If you aren't using natural or eco-friendly cleaning products like vinegar, lemon, vodka,

905
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,620
then you're horrible.

906
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:40,420
The air quality in your home is how much, what percentage worse than the air outdoors?

907
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:43,500
If you are using like Windex and all that kind of stuff.

908
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,500
Harsh chemical.

909
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,500
Harsh chemicals.

910
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,620
It's how much worse than the actual outdoor air.

911
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:52,500
So if the outdoor air is like 100% clean, is that the number I'm going off of?

912
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,500
Uh, 50?

913
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:55,500
500.

914
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,500
Huh?

915
00:36:56,500 --> 00:37:04,060
It's putting chemicals into your home in the air and it's making it 500 times worse

916
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,060
than the air outside.

917
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,060
Oh my gosh.

918
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:07,220
Isn't that horrible?

919
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:11,860
That's why so many people are going to eco-friendly products and sustainable living.

920
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,860
Yes.

921
00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:13,860
Wow.

922
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:17,180
That's worth the price of sustainable living because it is expensive a little bit.

923
00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:21,980
If you don't know what sustainable living is, you need to go to refill in Havartown.

924
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:22,980
Yes.

925
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:25,700
Owned by EverFresh, the yoga studio that we love.

926
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:31,340
They in the back of their shop has an entire shop of products that are safe for your home,

927
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:34,660
safe for your kids and will even out the outdoor indoor air.

928
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:35,660
I can't believe it's 500%.

929
00:37:35,660 --> 00:37:36,660
500% worse.

930
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:38,660
I said 50.

931
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:39,660
Yeah.

932
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,980
Oh, this one, you're done.

933
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:45,420
What is the cleanest country in the world?

934
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,420
Cleanest country.

935
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420
Cleanest.

936
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:50,140
It's not Delco.

937
00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:52,420
It's not a country.

938
00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:55,940
It feels like its own passport, but it's not a country.

939
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,940
Okay.

940
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:57,940
Cleanest, let's say.

941
00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:58,940
What does it say?

942
00:37:58,940 --> 00:37:59,940
What does it say?

943
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:00,940
Okay.

944
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:01,940
Sweden or Norway or Iceland?

945
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:02,940
Iceland.

946
00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:03,940
Iceland.

947
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,940
What?

948
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,940
I would have never thought that.

949
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,980
I'm picturing the postcard and it's just so blue.

950
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:08,980
Wow.

951
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:10,780
And the second one is Sierra Leone.

952
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:11,980
Oh wow.

953
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:16,740
That's due to air quality, transportation, all that air pollution.

954
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,380
I think they're ahead of the game on all this stuff.

955
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:24,460
So what contains more germs, the toilet or your kitchen sink?

956
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:25,460
Kitchen sink.

957
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:26,460
Kitchen sink.

958
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:27,460
That I actually did know.

959
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,460
Really?

960
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:29,460
That's part of my germophobia.

961
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:30,460
You're doing better than I thought.

962
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:35,580
What percentage of dust articles in your home, dust articles are made up of dead since

963
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,580
skin cells?

964
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,580
Oh my gosh.

965
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:38,580
What percentage?

966
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,580
This is disgusting.

967
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,580
190.

968
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:47,460
So the dust around your home when you're cleaning, 90% of it are dead skin cells.

969
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:51,580
And if you're around Carly, it's about 500% because she picks her cuticles.

970
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:52,580
Oh my gosh.

971
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:58,300
But that's how I know I'll be found when somebody murders me because you will follow the trail

972
00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,300
of dead skin cells.

973
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:03,740
No, you're going to get convicted of a lot of murders that you didn't do because of

974
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:04,740
my dead skin.

975
00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,740
You're everywhere.

976
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:06,740
Oh my gosh.

977
00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:08,380
That's actually kind of disgusting.

978
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,380
Yeah.

979
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,380
Isn't that gross?

980
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:15,220
Most antibacterial cleaners must be left on the actual surface for how many seconds

981
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,220
before you wipe it away.

982
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,220
Oh.

983
00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:22,220
Like if you lice all, if you spray lice all, if you spray Windex, how many seconds do

984
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:23,940
you leave it before you wipe it?

985
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:25,580
Like five?

986
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:26,580
60.

987
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,580
What?

988
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:28,580
I know.

989
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:29,580
That's why cleaning takes so long and I don't do it.

990
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:30,580
A whole minute.

991
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:34,260
You have to spray it and then wait a minute for it to actually soak in and work before

992
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:35,260
you wipe it away.

993
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,260
This is stupid.

994
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:37,260
Okay.

995
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:38,260
Did not know that.

996
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,260
Have never done that.

997
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:41,220
The average woman.

998
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:42,220
Average.

999
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,220
Average.

1000
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,220
Okay.

1001
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:45,220
Woman.

1002
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:46,220
Not you.

1003
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,220
Cool.

1004
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,900
So not me.

1005
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:53,620
Cleans the house how many hours in her life?

1006
00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:54,620
In a lifetime?

1007
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:57,120
Lifetime.

1008
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,120
Post renaissance.

1009
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,380
Because we know that's all they did.

1010
00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:02,500
Oh my gosh.

1011
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,860
Well, I don't, rapid fire.

1012
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,860
Pick a number.

1013
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:06,860
100 hours.

1014
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:07,860
Are you serious?

1015
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:08,860
Is it 100?

1016
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:09,860
No.

1017
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:10,860
It's 12,896.

1018
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:11,860
Oh my God.

1019
00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:21,220
100 hours is what I do in like a year because I have so many parties.

1020
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:24,980
I am not good at picking like, guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.

1021
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,980
Clearly.

1022
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:26,980
Clearly.

1023
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:28,940
How many hours does an average man clean the house?

1024
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:29,940
Average.

1025
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:30,940
Because Andrew cleans way more than I do.

1026
00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:34,020
I was going to say two, but you just ruined it with Andrew.

1027
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,020
So what was the woman's?

1028
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,020
12,896.

1029
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:37,020
So what was the woman's?

1030
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,020
12,896.

1031
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,020
So what was the woman's?

1032
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,020
12,896.

1033
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,940
You know, 9,000.

1034
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:42,940
6,448.

1035
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,940
Sorry guys.

1036
00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:48,340
I was trying to help you out.

1037
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:49,340
6,000.

1038
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:50,340
Only six.

1039
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,340
That's the average.

1040
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,340
That's the general statement.

1041
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:54,140
Like dad loves cleaning.

1042
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,140
Dad cleans a lot.

1043
00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,140
Yes.

1044
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:57,140
Andrew loves cleaning.

1045
00:40:57,140 --> 00:41:00,260
I mean, he can't go to bed unless the kitchen is spotless for the next morning.

1046
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:01,980
Like that's average.

1047
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:06,900
And also I can't go to bed unless the cleaning lady comes once a month.

1048
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,500
How are you married to each other?

1049
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,500
Because we have a cleaner.

1050
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:18,340
Honest to God, that is a fact that we budget into it for our mental health.

1051
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,340
Cleaning lady.

1052
00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,300
A cleaning service.

1053
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:22,380
And I love my cleaning service.

1054
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,500
If you need one, I will give you her name.

1055
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:31,180
But it's in our budget for mental health because it's a clean house is very important for your

1056
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,180
mental health.

1057
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:36,260
And literally it becomes one of the biggest fights between couples because I think he's

1058
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,940
blaming me that I can't keep the house clean.

1059
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:40,580
And I'm like, I do so much.

1060
00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:41,580
Right.

1061
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:42,580
I can't do it all.

1062
00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:43,580
Right.

1063
00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:44,580
Something's got to give.

1064
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:45,580
Like that's why people get cleaning services.

1065
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:47,940
But that's a really valid point.

1066
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,220
And it's a met for us.

1067
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:53,580
It's like for our mental health and knowing that she's coming once a month is like a sire

1068
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:54,580
relief.

1069
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:57,300
I just thought you were bougie.

1070
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,300
And lazy.

1071
00:41:58,300 --> 00:41:59,700
I am that too.

1072
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,740
Wait, wait, it's all it's a package in a little bow.

1073
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:05,500
All-incumbissing.

1074
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,500
Moving on.

1075
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500
What?

1076
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,500
A couple more.

1077
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,020
A fruit can be used to polish silver.

1078
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:15,780
It's the outside of a fruit.

1079
00:42:15,780 --> 00:42:16,780
Banana peel?

1080
00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:17,780
Yes.

1081
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,780
Yeah.

1082
00:42:18,780 --> 00:42:19,780
You knew that?

1083
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:20,780
I did.

1084
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:21,780
I did.

1085
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:24,280
But if you didn't say the outside, I would have said like something citrusy, but I did

1086
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,280
know banana peel.

1087
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,580
So I'm glad that you gave me that little heads up.

1088
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,620
It's annoying.

1089
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:34,700
What condiment can be used to remove watermarks on wood?

1090
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:37,300
And we know this condiment very well.

1091
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,620
Manies?

1092
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:39,620
Sweet.

1093
00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:40,620
What?

1094
00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:42,860
Manies and a hair dryer.

1095
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:45,180
So you rub manies on the watermark.

1096
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:48,740
If it's been there for a long time, if the watermark's been there for like years, you

1097
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:54,420
rub manies on it, get a hair dryer, and you put it like a couple inches away and you then

1098
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:55,420
you wipe it.

1099
00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:56,420
Oh my gosh.

1100
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,420
You wipe it away.

1101
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:59,100
See, that just makes me concerned about manies.

1102
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:01,460
Like why are people eating that if you can clean with it?

1103
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:03,460
And like Coca-Cola, that stuff.

1104
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,460
All right.

1105
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:05,460
Last one.

1106
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,660
Another condiment.

1107
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:12,820
What condiment can be used to bring back the shine on tarnished brass or corroded?

1108
00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:13,820
Brass.

1109
00:43:13,820 --> 00:43:14,820
Yeah.

1110
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,820
What condiment?

1111
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:16,820
It's not manies.

1112
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,820
We can't do all the mayos can't do everything.

1113
00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:23,260
They already have a clinic and everything, you know?

1114
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:24,260
Overachievers.

1115
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:29,060
A condiment, but brass not stainless steel like specifically brass?

1116
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:31,060
Specifically brass.

1117
00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:33,060
Mustard?

1118
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,060
Catch up.

1119
00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,060
Catch up.

1120
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,580
So you get catch up on that microfiber?

1121
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:42,900
Cloth and you rub it on brass and the corrosion and the like it the tarnish.

1122
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,020
That's comes off weird.

1123
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:45,020
I know.

1124
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,020
That seems weird to me.

1125
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,020
Also something that you put in your body.

1126
00:43:47,020 --> 00:43:48,180
So is it tarnish?

1127
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,180
Is it cleaning up your insides?

1128
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:51,660
Can we look at it like that?

1129
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:55,620
Oh, wait, I want to leave you with this last one that's really going to gross everybody

1130
00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:56,620
out.

1131
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:57,620
Why?

1132
00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:00,180
I would love to leave that sort of taste in your mouth.

1133
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:03,060
Mattresses can contain.

1134
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:05,020
How many dust mites?

1135
00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:07,140
Your mattress?

1136
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:08,540
How many dust mites?

1137
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:11,860
Dust mites are living living organisms in your mattress.

1138
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:14,020
Why are you doing this?

1139
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,020
Because I love hurt you.

1140
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:17,020
I love a good shock value.

1141
00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:18,020
Disgusting.

1142
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,420
Because I'm never going to sleep again.

1143
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:27,060
I'm disgusted that I'm sleeping on dust mites and on my head and my mattress.

1144
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:29,820
How many like you want me to count the families?

1145
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,820
Yeah.

1146
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:31,820
Dust mites like the little.

1147
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:35,700
I don't know, a thousand.

1148
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,700
Mm hmm.

1149
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:38,780
10 million.

1150
00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:41,340
What in your mattress?

1151
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:43,900
10 up to depending on the size of your mattress.

1152
00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:45,180
So you have a king.

1153
00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,180
I'm a king.

1154
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:51,660
We both have kings up to 10 million dust mites in your mattress.

1155
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:56,780
So what that means is you need to what they say is you spray lavender on it because lavender

1156
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:57,780
kills dust mites.

1157
00:44:57,780 --> 00:44:58,780
Oh my God.

1158
00:44:58,780 --> 00:44:59,780
I'm about to bathe.

1159
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:04,180
I'm going to spray lavender and then vacuum your mattress.

1160
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:05,180
Vacuum the mattress.

1161
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,460
You vacuum those dust mites up because they come up for the lavender.

1162
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,460
Oh.

1163
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:10,460
Isn't that gross?

1164
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,460
Oh my gosh.

1165
00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,460
It's like a murder.

1166
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,460
Oh my God.

1167
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,460
I'm just kidding.

1168
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:15,460
Okay.

1169
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:16,460
You sleep on the dust mites.

1170
00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:17,460
I'm just kidding.

1171
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:18,460
I will do that.

1172
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460
I will definitely do that.

1173
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:22,100
That's very alarming and upsetting and I'm upset.

1174
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:23,340
I'm sorry I left you with that.

1175
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:24,980
But guess what?

1176
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:25,980
You actually won.

1177
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:26,980
I think I did.

1178
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:30,900
You know a lot more about cleaning than I thought you did.

1179
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:31,900
I'm like dad.

1180
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:32,900
Yes.

1181
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:35,060
I have a little bit of the OCD with it.

1182
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,220
However, I can also go.

1183
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,980
I mean, if you look at my floor, I need to sweep.

1184
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:40,420
I need to vacuum.

1185
00:45:40,420 --> 00:45:44,100
I try to do it once a week, but life just gets in the way and I get tired.

1186
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:48,940
So I have a lot of tips that are things that in our tips that I need to do.

1187
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:52,060
I have a lot to tell our cleaning service that she has to do.

1188
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:55,980
What's funny is that I was going to plan to do a Carly on the spot.

1189
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:56,980
That's bad.

1190
00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:57,980
That's bad.

1191
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:58,980
That's bad.

1192
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:04,060
And the Carly on the spot was going to be, do you get satisfaction from cleaning or

1193
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:07,060
do you get satisfaction from your cleaning service that you go?

1194
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:08,060
My cleaning service.

1195
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:10,940
Because I know you like, you guys clean on Saturdays sometimes.

1196
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:11,940
Yes.

1197
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:16,540
After class, but we come home and Saturdays is like our cleaning day, but we are the

1198
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:20,140
type of household that has to clean before the cleaners.

1199
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:23,540
And I know there are a lot of you out there, but like we scramble.

1200
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,540
You mean organize?

1201
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:25,540
Like get stuff out of the way.

1202
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:30,140
But like get the dishes out of the sink, get the, put the laundry away because we want

1203
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:33,420
her to clean and not put our stuff away.

1204
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,420
Right.

1205
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,420
That's our job.

1206
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:36,420
Right.

1207
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:40,620
We want her to lice all and do all that kind of stuff, do the windows and stuff that you

1208
00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:44,420
can't get to the windows if there's a pile of laundry in front of it or whatever.

1209
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:45,740
So you straighten up.

1210
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:46,740
We straighten up.

1211
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:47,740
Yeah.

1212
00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:49,260
We don't, to allow the cleaner to do the scrubbing and all that.

1213
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:52,340
We don't index and stuff before she comes over, but yeah.

1214
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:57,460
You know, I would say I get more satisfaction when I come home and the house smells like

1215
00:46:57,460 --> 00:47:01,580
lemon and I'm like, oh my gosh.

1216
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:04,980
That's on my own breath as I walk in the house.

1217
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:05,980
Like, man.

1218
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:07,540
But yes, I would get more satisfaction.

1219
00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:09,900
I don't get satisfaction out of cleaning myself.

1220
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:12,540
I get satisfaction out of organizing.

1221
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:20,500
Like my, you know, my junk closet, you know, I have a junk closet that's six tiers high.

1222
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:24,260
When I clean that out, I look at it and I'm like, man, I've really done something with

1223
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:25,540
my life and it's a mixture.

1224
00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:32,820
It's games, it's party plates and serving stuff, supplies, games, art, crafts, it's

1225
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:33,820
a mess, suitcases.

1226
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:34,820
Oh yeah.

1227
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:37,460
And it's six tiers high.

1228
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:43,700
So like, I mean, shelves for all of us peasants, six tiers high, I mean shelving.

1229
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:48,300
But when I clean that out, I honestly feel like I could do anything.

1230
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,300
Yeah.

1231
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:50,300
It takes a while though.

1232
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,380
It takes an entire day.

1233
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:55,780
I feel like that when I do the carpets.

1234
00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:56,780
Hit that again.

1235
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,780
I just wanted you to feel like it was last week with Carmell and Vicky.

1236
00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:02,380
So I just want to hit the microphone a little bit.

1237
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,620
I have that little, I don't know what it's called actually.

1238
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:10,500
It looks like a spatula type of thing and you can get the things in the carpet that

1239
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,500
you don't know exist.

1240
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,500
Oh, like a vegetable peeler.

1241
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,500
Yes.

1242
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,500
Yeah.

1243
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,500
Not a spatula.

1244
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,260
Yeah, mom got me one too and it's been in my closet with my shoes for a while.

1245
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,260
That's weird.

1246
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,740
I thought it was for something else.

1247
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:22,460
Have you not used like your heels?

1248
00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:23,460
It's for the carpet.

1249
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,460
It's for the carpet.

1250
00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:28,260
Oh, I thought it was like a foot thing, but it looks like a, that's what it is.

1251
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:29,260
It's for the carpet.

1252
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:30,260
Don't use it on your heels.

1253
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:34,260
Really, our cast system here is just so different.

1254
00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,260
It is amazing though.

1255
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,260
Our cast system.

1256
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,260
It is.

1257
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,260
C-A-S-T-E.

1258
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,260
Our cast system.

1259
00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:45,220
I am the peasant and Carly is wearing the big puffy sleeves and she doesn't know anything

1260
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:46,220
about anything.

1261
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:47,820
I'm, you put them in your shoes.

1262
00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:50,220
I can get the soot off my shoes.

1263
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,220
I can't.

1264
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,220
You peasant.

1265
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:57,180
I have soot all over my face, but this little, this little, you know, potato peeler thing,

1266
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,620
it is alarming.

1267
00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,620
Yeah.

1268
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:01,700
After you vacuum, you're not actually done.

1269
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,140
I don't even vacuum the carpets anymore.

1270
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:07,580
I just use that thing because I fill up an entire trash bag of dead skin cells, kind

1271
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:11,500
of your fingers and my hair and everything else.

1272
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:14,020
Nobody come up to me and asked to look at my fingers.

1273
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:16,380
Number one, you will think I need to go to the hospital.

1274
00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:17,380
You'll run away.

1275
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:20,460
I look like Michael Jackson and I have a band-aid on every single one.

1276
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:21,460
Let's see.

1277
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:22,460
I only have five today.

1278
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:27,700
That's why when we're on stage and I'm like, Carly, clean up your band-aids at Seafit.

1279
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,620
That's, they just fall off.

1280
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:30,620
But I don't have anxiety.

1281
00:49:30,620 --> 00:49:31,620
I just have band-aids.

1282
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,620
Yeah.

1283
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,620
No.

1284
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:38,300
Maybe if you cleaned more, you'd get the anxiety out, but we won't get into that.

1285
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,300
Let's next week.

1286
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,300
Yeah.

1287
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:47,340
Well, we hope, we hope that you are feeling springtime in your hearts and your mom's

1288
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:53,460
minds and a little bit of the, maybe not cleaning, maybe it's just reorganizing your house or

1289
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:56,860
maybe it's getting rid of all of the friendly little dust mites.

1290
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860
Yeah.

1291
00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,860
Oh my God.

1292
00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:59,860
That's so upsetting.

1293
00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:03,180
Oh, wait, really quickly.

1294
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,700
You're going to be annoyed by this.

1295
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,700
Cool.

1296
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:12,780
But a good way to clean the air in your bedroom is a snake plant.

1297
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:13,780
Yep.

1298
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,780
I am annoyed.

1299
00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:15,780
Yeah.

1300
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:16,780
Mom got you one.

1301
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:19,500
And they're very, very hard to kill.

1302
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,660
Look up snake plant.

1303
00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:21,660
You know exactly what they are.

1304
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:22,660
You see them.

1305
00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:30,860
They're just green and normal, but they re-purify the air like a dehumidifier in your bedroom

1306
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:31,860
or any room.

1307
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:32,860
I have one in every room.

1308
00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:39,380
But they're going to live so long.

1309
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:44,940
The tip that I want to tell you about the snake plant is that you have to clean the

1310
00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:48,740
leaves because if they get dusty, you have to, I saw you have to dust your plants.

1311
00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:51,060
I thought that was for people with fake plants.

1312
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:54,100
Well, yes, because that's gross.

1313
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:59,820
But now they, if they can't re-purify the air, if their pores are closed up with dust,

1314
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:01,300
so you have to clean them off.

1315
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,300
Oh, wow.

1316
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,300
And they can't breathe.

1317
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,820
They basically, right, they're suffocating them.

1318
00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:05,820
Oh yeah.

1319
00:51:05,820 --> 00:51:06,820
That's why mine died.

1320
00:51:06,820 --> 00:51:07,820
I can kill a cactus.

1321
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:08,820
It's a special skill.

1322
00:51:08,820 --> 00:51:09,820
It's a special skill.

1323
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:14,100
What's your special skill, little girl?

1324
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:15,100
I can kill a cactus.

1325
00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:19,100
I don't know why anybody's calling me little girl these days.

1326
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:20,100
I don't know either.

1327
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,100
Oh my gosh.

1328
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:25,700
It would have been better if you were like, well, for all intents and purposes, I can kill

1329
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:26,700
a cactus.

1330
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:31,260
I can say the alphabet backwards, name all 50 states and kill cactuses.

1331
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,900
Can you do those things?

1332
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:38,420
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia,

1333
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:43,620
Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts,

1334
00:51:43,620 --> 00:51:49,340
Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire,

1335
00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:54,620
New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania,

1336
00:51:54,620 --> 00:52:01,060
Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas.

1337
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:02,060
I can't even help you.

1338
00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,060
Something.

1339
00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:09,180
Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington,

1340
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:17,380
West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, first of all, incredibly impressive that you remember

1341
00:52:17,380 --> 00:52:23,700
that song and you looked exactly the way you did at eight when you learned it.

1342
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:25,940
Second of all, I really love the state of IOE.

1343
00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,940
I love IOE.

1344
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:32,460
I think it was IOA.

1345
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:33,660
I would like to visit that state.

1346
00:52:33,660 --> 00:52:34,660
I enjoyed it.

1347
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,660
That was its original form probably.

1348
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:37,660
IOA.

1349
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:38,660
IOA.

1350
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,660
Listen, my gosh.

1351
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:44,220
Don't say that you didn't learn something from this podcast today.

1352
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:45,700
Don't you dare say it.

1353
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,020
We're all intents and purposes.

1354
00:52:48,020 --> 00:52:49,220
We did.

1355
00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:50,500
Let's piggyback off that.

1356
00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,020
Do you know?

1357
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:57,580
Don't you dare is really saying, do not you dare.

1358
00:52:57,580 --> 00:52:58,860
Don't is do not.

1359
00:52:58,860 --> 00:53:00,420
Don't you dare.

1360
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,660
Do not you dare.

1361
00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:04,460
Do not you dare.

1362
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:06,940
Do not you dare.

1363
00:53:06,940 --> 00:53:07,940
Don't you dare.

1364
00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:08,940
It doesn't make any sense.

1365
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:09,940
I know.

1366
00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:11,180
So why do we say don't you dare?

1367
00:53:11,180 --> 00:53:12,180
Don't you dare.

1368
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:13,180
Don't.

1369
00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:14,180
You should not dare.

1370
00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,180
Do not you dare.

1371
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,180
Do not you dare.

1372
00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:17,180
I just read that.

1373
00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:18,300
So then it should be don't dare.

1374
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:19,300
Do not dare.

1375
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,300
Don't dare.

1376
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,300
Don't dare.

1377
00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:22,300
Do not you dare.

1378
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:26,020
No, I'm going to say do not you dare.

1379
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,020
Anyway.

1380
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:30,780
Well, we just would like you to remember Alabama.

1381
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:33,180
Oh, that's got Arizona, Arkansas.

1382
00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:35,180
Do not you dare.

1383
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:48,100
Just remember you are always fit to be real and always allowed to be a little extra.

1384
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,300
For legal reasons, we have to tell you that this podcast is meant for entertainment and

1385
00:53:51,300 --> 00:53:53,100
educational purposes only.

1386
00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,300
We are not healthcare professionals.

1387
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:59,380
For all of your health, wellness, fitness and self care needs, please refer to the medical

1388
00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:01,100
professional in your life.

1389
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:06,220
Your primary care physician, your therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may be.

1390
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:10,300
And then let us know what they say because I guarantee we need to know what to do.

1391
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:11,300
Okay.

1392
00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:31,300
Bye.