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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

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It's early.

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It's earlier than we've ever done.

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Let's say excuse for when we do it at ten.

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Well I took it down.

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If I did normal key.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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I don't think that's wrong.

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One, two, three, one, two, three, four, five.

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This one, two, three, four.

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That's how I'm feeling today.

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Are you warming up?

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One, two, three, four, five.

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Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

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That's mom's range.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Baritone.

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Bass.

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Death.

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Oh my god, yeah.

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So yellow is bright and sunny.

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Imagine my ring.

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Your jaundice.

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Your nails are jaundice.

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I've liver damage?

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Yes.

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I'm not from all the drinking you do.

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I knew as I was putting it on.

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Actually, I was buying it.

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I was like, Carly's gonna have a problem with it.

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I don't like colored nails.

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I like red or coral and that's it.

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Ew.

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Yeah.

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Like I hate hot pink.

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It doesn't go with everything.

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Or black.

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I love black and white and French.

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French is so early 2000s.

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Yeah, it's 2000 and late.

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That's when I peaked.

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I don't think anybody's doing French anymore.

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I think they're doing the reverse ombre.

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Like the white goes in the nail bed and then it slowly goes the other way.

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Yeah, but they're not doing the harsh, like solid line.

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No, I like a thick straight line at the top.

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Square cut.

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Square cut.

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Or sport cut.

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And short.

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Short.

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With a tan and a little Playboy bunny right on my hip.

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You did the Playboy bunny?

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Mm-hmm.

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Ew.

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Well, when you're trying to hide tanning from your mom, you might as well go all in and

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get the Playboy bunny.

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Oh my God.

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She used to pay for mine.

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Yeah, because you're the third.

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Well, because in the spring you get, like, you don't want black or the darker, like,

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grays.

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I mean, right now we have light blue sneakers on.

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We're wearing the same sneakers.

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And I bought them first.

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She did.

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And I was like, can I buy them too?

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I bought them first.

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And it's, you know, there's lots of different ways to clean the white sneakers.

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We're not going to get into all of those.

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So look that up.

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Good, good.

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Give them some homework.

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Yeah.

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But that's like one of my pet peeves is when you turn a fan on and the dust goes everywhere.

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Yeah.

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It's just like, ah, nobody cleaned that?

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There's cleaners that I pay for.

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Nobody cleaned that?

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Nobody else in the house has cleaned this?

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How dare they?

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That's true.

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That same stove rack washing in the bathtub was really hard.

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I couldn't think of the word stove.

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Oh, my God.

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I know.

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I'm going to try that again.

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I'm a very dirty person.

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Okay.

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Hold on.

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Cut.

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She said cut.

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Okay.

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Ready?

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Well, yeah.

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Because you can clean a lot of things with Coke.

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Yeah, not cocaine.

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That's true.

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Just the inside of your nose.

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All right.

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Last one.

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Another condiment.

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Do not you dare.

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Do not you dare.

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You didn't teach you anything today.

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Do not you dare.

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I'm not sure which was worse last week or this week.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

