One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
It's early.
It's earlier than we've ever done.
Let's say excuse for when we do it at ten.
Well I took it down.
If I did normal key.
One, two, three, four, five.
I don't think that's wrong.
One, two, three, one, two, three, four, five.
This one, two, three, four.
That's how I'm feeling today.
Are you warming up?
One, two, three, four, five.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
That's mom's range.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Baritone.
Bass.
Death.
Oh my god, yeah.
So yellow is bright and sunny.
Imagine my ring.
Your jaundice.
Your nails are jaundice.
I've liver damage?
Yes.
I'm not from all the drinking you do.
I knew as I was putting it on.
Actually, I was buying it.
I was like, Carly's gonna have a problem with it.
I don't like colored nails.
I like red or coral and that's it.
Ew.
Yeah.
Like I hate hot pink.
It doesn't go with everything.
Or black.
I love black and white and French.
French is so early 2000s.
Yeah, it's 2000 and late.
That's when I peaked.
I don't think anybody's doing French anymore.
I think they're doing the reverse ombre.
Like the white goes in the nail bed and then it slowly goes the other way.
Yeah, but they're not doing the harsh, like solid line.
No, I like a thick straight line at the top.
Square cut.
Or sport cut.
And short.
Short.
With a tan and a little Playboy bunny right on my hip.
You did the Playboy bunny?
Mm-hmm.
Ew.
Well, when you're trying to hide tanning from your mom, you might as well go all in and
get the Playboy bunny.
Oh my God.
She used to pay for mine.
Yeah, because you're the third.
Well, because in the spring you get, like, you don't want black or the darker, like,
grays.
I mean, right now we have light blue sneakers on.
We're wearing the same sneakers.
And I bought them first.
She did.
And I was like, can I buy them too?
I bought them first.
And it's, you know, there's lots of different ways to clean the white sneakers.
We're not going to get into all of those.
So look that up.
Good, good.
Give them some homework.
Yeah.
But that's like one of my pet peeves is when you turn a fan on and the dust goes everywhere.
Yeah.
It's just like, ah, nobody cleaned that?
There's cleaners that I pay for.
Nobody cleaned that?
Nobody else in the house has cleaned this?
How dare they?
That's true.
That same stove rack washing in the bathtub was really hard.
I couldn't think of the word stove.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I'm going to try that again.
I'm a very dirty person.
Okay.
Hold on.
Cut.
She said cut.
Okay.
Ready?
Well, yeah.
Because you can clean a lot of things with Coke.
Yeah, not cocaine.
That's true.
Just the inside of your nose.
All right.
Last one.
Another condiment.
Do not you dare.
You didn't teach you anything today.
Do not you dare.
I'm not sure which was worse last week or this week.
Yeah.