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The body once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest. No one would believe that I shut up in the shed. I

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No one would believe that I was an actual singer. I don't think anybody believes me

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You're not giving them a reason to be honest with you

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This is one thing I wanted to do. I was an operatic soprano

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prove it

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No, no, no, no, no, no

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Um, I think you meant

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Try to make me go to rehab. I say no no no

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We're in a base

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Oh

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This is fun

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I'm hungry I have apples. Oh no, I want lunch. It's 10 20. It's lunchtime

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I know I'll have my grapes. Oh my god, Christina and Jacqueline ripped me apart yesterday for eating grapes

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Christina walked in and was like, oh, you got grapes. Oh, let me go eat my grapes

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Why?

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From the episode

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And then

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Um, I left and they were still talking or whatever

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And I was like stopping friends without me and they're like, we're just talking about how much we love grapes

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And I just happened to have an entire pack of grapes in my front seat

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And I held it up. I guess yeah

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Sounds amazing

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I like big grapes and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny when a big little grape comes

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I don't know the rest of the words

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I don't think those were the words at all. My anaconda don't want none unless you've got grapes, huh?

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You can do sandbends or something, but please give me those grapes. No

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Oh, okay. Well, we all have our faults, you know, and it's okay. So

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So it's interesting. Mo money mo problems

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No, unless you want to go organic. Hold on less money mo problems. Okay, we're gonna move on

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You know what I was thinking the other day wouldn't it be more?

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Wouldn't it be more?

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Okay

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Did you know this

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Wait, what was that show? Did you know that was that from bill nye the science guy? I have no idea

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I do not know that

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If you don't like blood we should have given you a trigger warning in the beginning

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That question about hotness is not actually related. Just like, you know, do I get a red bathing suit?

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It could be a bonus. Okay

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All right, we got two more because I can't handle this anymore

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This is just horrible. This is for the Uggs and the bathing suit. This is how Uggs became popular because Baywatch used to wear the Uggs and the red bathing suit on the beach together

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Okay, keeping it laughing actually he's