1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 I'm just kidding. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:09,600 I think that worked and that was very evil. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:16,960 And I was also like doing it in a way that was protecting my instrument. 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:17,960 Like from your diaphragm? 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,640 Yeah, like you know, there's like, you know, people that do that. 6 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,640 I mean, I know- 7 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:23,640 Like singers? 8 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,640 Yeah. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,640 Opera singers, theater people. 10 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:26,800 Is that why we never made it? 11 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:30,600 We never laughed protecting our instrument. 12 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,880 I made it. 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:38,560 I made it to off, off, off Broadway in the worst production of a Christmas Carol. 14 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,960 Oh my God. 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,960 There ever was. 16 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:41,960 Yup. 17 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,520 And right before that, let's take it off you for a minute and bring it back to me. 18 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,520 Oh, good. 19 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,600 I told you I was pregnant with Lewis right before. 20 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,600 At dinner. 21 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,600 At the diner. 22 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 23 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,600 Right. 24 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,600 Was it before or after? 25 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,160 I think it was right before your show. 26 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,120 We met for coffee. 27 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:04,040 We came mom and I came up for the day, met for coffee and then we saw your basement version 28 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,840 of a Christmas Carol. 29 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,840 I'm Victoria. 30 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:07,840 Hey guys, I'm Carly. 31 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:12,840 I actually want to do that again. 32 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,840 It came out so fast. 33 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,840 It came out so fast. 34 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,360 I didn't even stop myself. 35 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,480 I don't think fast was the problem. 36 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,840 It just came out. 37 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,120 I couldn't stop myself. 38 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,480 It was like a squawk. 39 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,480 I'm crying. 40 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,480 Hold on. 41 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,920 It was like a bird getting squeezed and squawking. 42 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:34,920 Do it again. 43 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:35,920 Do it again. 44 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:42,000 I actually don't think I can. 45 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Okay. 46 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I'm Victoria. 47 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,880 Hey guys, I'm Carly. 48 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,880 Don't look at me. 49 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,920 If you don't look at me, I'll do it right. 50 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:51,920 One more time. 51 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,160 Third time's a charm. 52 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,840 I actually don't think you should look away and then look back at the microphone because 53 00:01:56,840 --> 00:02:01,320 that's where you snap your head and then I think something snaps in your brain. 54 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:07,520 If you just focus on the microphone, maybe you won't yell. 55 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:10,520 Focus on me. 56 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,520 Okay. 57 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,560 You ruined everything. 58 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:22,000 Now that we have sidetracked slightly, mo money, mo problems. 59 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,880 I'm going to ignore that. 60 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,480 My closet. 61 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,480 Next one. 62 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,520 Like I said that, it's because you're going to turn that episode off and then you can 63 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,240 find time while you're eating the most amazing meal. 64 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,040 It can all be done, people. 65 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:54,600 I'm not going to edit that out, but I really want to.