I'm just kidding.
I think that worked and that was very evil.
And I was also like doing it in a way that was protecting my instrument.
Like from your diaphragm?
Yeah, like you know, there's like, you know, people that do that.
I mean, I know-
Like singers?
Yeah.
Opera singers, theater people.
Is that why we never made it?
We never laughed protecting our instrument.
I made it.
I made it to off, off, off Broadway in the worst production of a Christmas Carol.
Oh my God.
There ever was.
Yup.
And right before that, let's take it off you for a minute and bring it back to me.
Oh, good.
I told you I was pregnant with Lewis right before.
At dinner.
At the diner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
Was it before or after?
I think it was right before your show.
We met for coffee.
We came mom and I came up for the day, met for coffee and then we saw your basement version
of a Christmas Carol.
I'm Victoria.
Hey guys, I'm Carly.
I actually want to do that again.
It came out so fast.
I didn't even stop myself.
I don't think fast was the problem.
It just came out.
I couldn't stop myself.
It was like a squawk.
I'm crying.
Hold on.
It was like a bird getting squeezed and squawking.
Do it again.
I actually don't think I can.
Okay.
I'm Victoria.
Hey guys, I'm Carly.
Don't look at me.
If you don't look at me, I'll do it right.
One more time.
Third time's a charm.
I actually don't think you should look away and then look back at the microphone because
that's where you snap your head and then I think something snaps in your brain.
If you just focus on the microphone, maybe you won't yell.
Focus on me.
Okay.
You ruined everything.
Now that we have sidetracked slightly, mo money, mo problems.
I'm going to ignore that.
My closet.
Next one.
Like I said that, it's because you're going to turn that episode off and then you can
find time while you're eating the most amazing meal.
It can all be done, people.
I'm not going to edit that out, but I really want to.