1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Welcome to Fit to Be Real and a little extra. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 We're getting all the extra field goal points today. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 All of them. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 That was hard for me. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Field goal points? 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Yeah, that was hard. 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Because they don't think that's right. 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I was trying to be sports. 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,000 We are breaking down the rules of the game of football. 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 The American football. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,000 We're talking, you know, Taylor Swift type football. 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Taylor Swift. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 That's not a thing. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 And Travis Kelsey football. 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 And we have a special guest for you. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Our brother is coming on to explain the rules of football for all you Swifties out there. 17 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 And for the dummies. 18 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Like us. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Like us. 20 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I'm wearing my sports shirt. 21 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 It's my favorite shirt. 22 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Victoria's ever gotten me. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 It just says sports. 24 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,000 It's from a very, very fancy story called Steve Billo. 25 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Again, it's French. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Yeah, she loves the French. 27 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:13,000 But anyway, we are going to be dissecting the game of football in case you already knew if you wanted to know, or if you're always sitting at the family party watching the game and are just clueless like us. 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 He's going to break it down. 29 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 We're about to change your lives. 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 And we're about to ruin our relationship with our brother. 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Let's do it. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm Victoria. 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Hey guys, I'm Carly. 34 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Hey guys, it's Billy. 35 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Why is yours higher than mine? 36 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 It's so much better. 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Hey guys. 38 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Because he's a real football fan, so he needs the scruff and gruff. 39 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Billy, do you know what you're here to do today? 40 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:56,000 I'm here to teach all you people how to watch football. 41 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Yes. 42 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 How to watch it or how to understand it? 43 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Because I can watch it real good. 44 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 You know what? 45 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 After this, I have some questions for you, actually. 46 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Do you think we'll make it through this? 47 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Do you think our relationship will hold up? 48 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 No, you're the first to get the hell out of me. 49 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,000 You lived in the greatest sports city in the country for your whole life and you can't name me six players. 50 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Oh, Donovan McNabb. 51 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Donovan. 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Donovan. 53 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Is he Irish? 54 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Donovan. 55 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Well, as you know, Taylor Swift has really put football on the map. 56 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah. 57 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 No, football has put Taylor Swift on the map. 58 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 I don't know. 59 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Her concert sales would beg to differ. 60 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,000 I think Travis Kelsey is like bomb right now. 61 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Hey, what position does Travis Kelsey play? 62 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Well, that's what we're going to talk about. 63 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 He has a tight end. 64 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 He does have a tight end. 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Oh my God. 66 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Oh my God. 67 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 So does Jason Kelsey. 68 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 He's got a tight end. 69 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 He's got a little saggy, flabby. 70 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Don't you talk about him that way. 71 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 So you disagree that that football is now on the map because of Taylor Swift? 72 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I'm not going to go forward with this podcast if that's the deal. 73 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 All right, well, let's get right into it. 74 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Victoria and I, I feel a little bad for you. 75 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,000 You did grow up in a family that was not sports. 76 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Well, no, just the three of you are not sports. 77 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 The rest of the family was. 78 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Do you feel like you missed out on life? 79 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yes. 80 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Oh, stop it. 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,000 The first NFL game I went to was I was in grad school with Andy Brown. 82 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 It was a Eagles Steelers preseason game. 83 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 That was the first NFL game I ever went to. 84 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Well, you know musicals. 85 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yeah, but I spent hours and hours learning the soundtrack to Pippin and 86 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 watching the damn Tony Awards. 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:54,000 And doesn't that make you the most well rounded person we know? 88 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:00,000 He stands on the sideline and he goes, but oh my God. 89 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Well, we are going to preface this with Billy was a cheerleader and he cheered 90 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 for the Eagles. 91 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, I did. 92 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 When was that? 93 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 When did you cheer for the Eagles? 94 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I think it was the it was the N.S.T. 95 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Championship game against the Buccaneers when Ronde Barber intercepted 96 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 McNabb, right back. 97 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Cool. You just you just spoke a different language. 98 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 It was in the early 2000s. 99 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Thank you. 100 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 In the early 2000s. 101 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 That when you learned. 102 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I did it for three years. 103 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 You did it for three years. 104 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I did for three seasons. 105 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Yeah. 106 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Wait, and you cheered right before and then they didn't go to the Super Bowl 107 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 that year, but they were almost going to go to the Super Bowl, right? 108 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Yeah, we lost to I forget who we lost. 109 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 We didn't make it. 110 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000 We lost to the N.S.T. Championship game. 111 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,000 My first year we lost to the Bucs one year and then they lost to Chicago 112 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 and Soldier Field the next year. 113 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,000 All I can remember going to Nova care complex and getting all my 114 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 credentials. 115 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 It was the NFC Championship game right before we got all the credentials 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 and everything for the Super Bowl for the flights. 117 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Just to get everything ready. 118 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 And then they lost. 119 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Yeah. 120 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Well, let's talk about that. 121 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Football, football, football, football. 122 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 How many players play? 123 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Well, there's an offense on a team or on the field total on the field at one 124 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 time. 125 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 So there's 11 on each side. 126 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Carly do simple math. 127 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 22. 128 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Thank you, Victoria. 129 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 There you go. 130 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And then go. 131 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So there's 12 people on the field at one time. 132 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 So I understand that there's an offense and then a defense or sorry, 133 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 two people on the field. 134 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Whoa. 135 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Wait, okay. 136 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 So I understand there's offense and defense. 137 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 I am smart enough to know that I do not know what a safety team is. 138 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 What a safety team is. 139 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I don't know what that is. 140 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I mean, special teams, special teams, special teams. 141 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000 I need you to move out of Philadelphia. 142 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I still come visit it won't be on Sundays because Philadelphia watches the Eagles, 143 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 but I'll come over and watch anything else with you. 144 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Please. 145 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 You're an embarrassment to the 610. 146 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 What's a special team? 147 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 God damn it. 148 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Special teams is a group of individuals that do kickoff, kickoff return, punt 149 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 return and punt. 150 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Also extra point. 151 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 That's a lot of responsibility. 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Well, it's special. 153 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 It's all the special stuff. 154 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 All right. 155 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Here's a couple. 156 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I'm going to ask you all the questions that I wish I knew while I was watching the 157 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 game. 158 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 What is the difference? 159 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 You're not allowed to make fun of us. 160 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Yes, I am. 161 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Okay. 162 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,000 What's the difference between a quarterback and a tight end? 163 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I feel like this is a joke. 164 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I can't be a real question. 165 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah, no, no, it's serious. 166 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 A quarterback is the man who stands behind the center and receives the ball. 167 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Okay. 168 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:20,000 And decides to throw the ball, run the ball or hand the ball off. 169 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Okay. 170 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 A tight end is an offensive position, mainly a blocker. 171 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 However, they are also considered some sort of receiver. 172 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Some risks. 173 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Some tight ends are listed as blocking receivers or sorry, blocking tight ends. 174 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Their main job is to block. 175 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Okay. 176 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Others like Travis Kelsey are horrible blockers, but they are great receivers 177 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,000 of Philadelphia, Philadelphia receiving tight end, very, very good. 178 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:53,000 But also very bad at blocking was the future Eagles Hall of Fame or probably 179 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Zach Erps. 180 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 So. 181 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Okay. 182 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Some, some tight ends are very good at blocking and they're very integral in the 183 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:07,000 running game. Other receivers are horrible at blocking and are much better past catchers. 184 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Okay. 185 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:13,000 So it's the lead role as the quarterback and the supporting lead is the, no, no, no, 186 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 no, no, no, no, no, this is not, this is not a Broadway show. 187 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 There's no supporting leads. 188 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Okay. 189 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 He's an offensive player. 190 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,000 This is what I meant before when I said safety teams and I meant special. 191 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 What is a safety? 192 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Oh Christ. 193 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:37,000 A safety is when the offense is very close to the goal line when they're basically standing 194 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 in the goal line, the other teams go line. 195 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Gotcha. 196 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Oh, sorry. 197 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:50,000 They're, their teams goal line and the defense tackles the quarterback or it tackles anybody 198 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000 in their end zone. 199 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,000 That is a two point play for the defense and they get the ball back. 200 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 So here's my other big question. 201 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Why do sometimes they don't go for the touchdown and they do the three point field goal instead. 202 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I like the grammar and that's how we shut up. 203 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Because well, there's lots, lots of reasons. 204 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:18,000 One, cause it's four down and they're too far away from the first down marker to get 205 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:24,000 it and they're too deep in there too far away from the end zone to make it worth going for 206 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 two or start going for the first down. 207 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 The other is that they're way too far away and if the defense stops them and they get 208 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 the ball there, then it's a short field for them. 209 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Other times it's they only need two points to win and it's the fourth quarter, three seconds 210 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 left. 211 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 A field go wins and they end the game. 212 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Well, this brings me to my next question. 213 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Explain. 214 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Timeout. 215 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Tell me your listeners, you understood a single word I just said. 216 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 No, I'm going to go back and listen to this whole thing again. 217 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 I need to make index card. 218 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:01,000 I need flashcards, but I, I want to know this is like a huge one. 219 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000 I think everybody wants to know that doesn't know anything about football. 220 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Explain the downs. 221 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 First down, second down, third down, fourth down. 222 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 What, what is it? 223 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 They get closer to the goal. 224 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Yes, but what makes a down? 225 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 You, you play as the down. 226 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:23,000 You have four chances to go 10 yards, 10 yards or that's it. 227 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Every time you go 10 yards, you, it's, it's, it's new down. 228 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:31,000 You get four new downs every time you go 10 yards. 229 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:37,000 If your defense stops you within 10 yards or the offense fails to convert, 230 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 convert a fourth down, whether they fumble, drop in complete pass, whatever, 231 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,000 then on fourth down, you have the option to go for it. 232 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,000 But if you get stopped, if you don't get the 10 yards and the defense gets the 233 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 ball right where the ball was stopped. 234 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Gotcha. 235 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:02,000 So on fourth down, mo, if it's, if, if it's fourth and short nowadays, 236 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 the best couple of seasons offenses have been going for traditionally the 237 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 offense punts the ball to the defense to get them as far away from the end zone 238 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 as they possibly can. 239 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Okay. 240 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:18,000 How do they know where the downs are when the yellow line is only on the TV 241 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 screen? 242 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Oh my God. 243 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 That's a legit question. 244 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 They have, they have what's called the chain gang. 245 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:34,000 They have line officials that have two poles and a 10 yard chain between the 246 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 two of them. 247 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And then they have a down official and these officials. 248 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:47,000 They have to follow the plays down the sideline and mark off each 10 yard 249 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 increment. 250 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,000 There is a down official that has this, I don't know what it is now. 251 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 It used to be a little orange arrow. 252 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I think that's a pile on because they put a camera in it. 253 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 That the on field official spots the place of the ball. 254 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And then the down official puts the marker, whether it be an, an orange arrow. 255 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Again, I think it's now a pile on last night in the Giants game. 256 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I think they had a pile on with a camera in it that marks the, the sideline 257 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 official spot of the ball. 258 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 You think Python? 259 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Yep. 260 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 It's a python. 261 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 That whole time. 262 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 It is a Bermes, uh, reticulating Python 10 foot length. 263 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I've wanted to sing that entire time he was talking. 264 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:34,000 That's the sound of a man working on a chain. 265 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Yeah. 266 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Oh, don't you know? 267 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 I don't know. 268 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I don't know. 269 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I don't know. 270 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I don't know. 271 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I don't know. 272 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 I don't know. 273 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 I don't know. 274 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Anyway, um, 275 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I'm legitimately embarrassed for the city. 276 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I want all of the secret listeners to know that you would rather choose 277 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 a Renaissance fair dressing up like an elf than watching that happen 278 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 two years. 279 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 That's it. 280 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 It's happened multiple times. 281 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 It's happened multiple times where you have chosen. 282 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 You had your steaf it games over the Eagles game yesterday. 283 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 The Eagles game was on 12 different televisions. 284 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000 And what was the score of the Eagles game? 285 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 30 a lot to not as much. 286 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 I do know. 287 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Because I watched. 288 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 No, no, no, we went into over not over time. 289 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000 But they got the point and then they had to do another play. 290 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Uh huh. 291 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 And we won. 292 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 We got the three point conversion. 293 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Yep. 294 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 The three point conversion. 295 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Oh, no. 296 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 I thought you were going to tell me I was right. 297 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 She got really excited. 298 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I did. 299 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 I like sat up. 300 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 So it was 30. 301 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Yeah. 302 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 It's 4 to 31. 303 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Correct. 304 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 You just looked it up. 305 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 No, she didn't. 306 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I'm looking at her. 307 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I really didn't. 308 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 She didn't. 309 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 It was 31 31 over time. 310 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And then I had to make another three point conversion. 311 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 It's kind of like a three point shot basketball. 312 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 If you shoot the football far enough, you get three points. 313 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 So I was right. 314 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 We got the three point conversion. 315 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Sure. 316 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Carly. 317 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Okay. 318 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Jake Elliott kicked a field goal to win the game. 319 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Yes. 320 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I just remember that. 321 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 I was like, yes. 322 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I was like, yeah, I'm just kidding. 323 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 I was like, okay, I'm just kidding. 324 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 That's just my first question. 325 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 This brings me to my next question. 326 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 What is a Hail Mary? 327 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 And then there's a prayer in the realm of Catholic tradition 328 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 that you say. 329 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 What is a Hail Mary to hope you win the game? 330 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 So let's, let's talk through this carly. 331 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 What is a Hail Mary? 332 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 It is a prayer. 333 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Correct. 334 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 So now I want you to equate that to football. 335 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 What do you think a team would need to pray for? 336 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,520 Because they need to win. 337 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:37,440 Right, and do you think this is going to be an easy win or do you think it's going to 338 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,920 be like they need a prayer because it's really, really hard? 339 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,480 I like this description, by the way, because this I understand, they need a Hail Mary because 340 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,480 it's going to be really hard. 341 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,840 Right, they need the help of God, right? 342 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,720 So they need the help of God to win this game because it's so unlikely that they're 343 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:53,800 going to win. 344 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,040 They need to throw a very, they have one play. 345 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:02,200 They need a prayer, a Hail Mary to score to win the game. 346 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,120 Love, love the way you describe that. 347 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,640 And I appreciate that. 348 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,080 So now let's talk about this. 349 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,600 Would a five yard pass to win the game be a Hail Mary? 350 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,000 No, that's easy. 351 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,480 No, would a 10 yard pass be a Hail Mary? 352 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,480 No, that's like so easy. 353 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:21,880 Right, so we're, we're probably looking at like a 25 to 50 yard distance away from the 354 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,960 end zone for it to be, I wouldn't say 20, probably 30 plus yards for it to be a Hail 355 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,960 Mary. 356 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960 Yeah, it would probably have to be in the line of scrimmage. 357 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:34,760 Yeah, in the line of scrimmage, again, the line of fire, it's war. 358 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,760 What's a line of scrimmage? 359 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,320 I thought I was going to use that correctly. 360 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,480 I even looked it up. 361 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:47,760 Line of scrimmage is the imaginary line on the field from sideline to sideline that the 362 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,240 ball sits on. 363 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,320 See, it's an imaginary line. 364 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,320 It's Broadway. 365 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,320 It's Broadway. 366 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,840 You have to believe that it's there. 367 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,840 Use your imagination. 368 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,160 All right, here's a big question. 369 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,080 Why are there so many coaches? 370 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:04,720 Like, how many coaches are there on a football team? 371 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,040 I mean, I don't know the answer to that. 372 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,960 You have a head coach. 373 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,080 You have one head coach for every team. 374 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:17,240 You have his assistant coaches. 375 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:21,760 Those coaches are offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator. 376 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,000 You have special teams coach. 377 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,960 Then you have position coaches. 378 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:30,440 You have cornerback coach, safety coach, linebacker coach, defensive line coach. 379 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,160 You have offensive line coach. 380 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,160 You have tight end coach. 381 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,160 You have quarterback coach. 382 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,160 You have running back coach. 383 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,600 You have wide receivers coach. 384 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,880 All of those coaches have assistants. 385 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,240 Then you have quality control coaches. 386 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:46,560 Then you have, good God, I think I said special teams coaches. 387 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,440 You have a punting coach, a kicking coach. 388 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:55,920 You have an analytics coach that goes over the numbers. 389 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,920 You have, you know. 390 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,120 So there's a lot that goes into this. 391 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,120 Oh my God. 392 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,120 Yes, Carly. 393 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,120 All right. 394 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,600 This is a multi-billion dollar industry. 395 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,600 Yes. 396 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:09,360 Well, one of my questions was why do they make so much money? 397 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,360 But I understand. 398 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,200 I understand they put their bodies through a lot. 399 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:17,920 What my last big question and something I've always wanted to know, what is unnecessary 400 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920 roughness? 401 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,720 I'm going to hurt. 402 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,560 I'm going to unnecessary roughness to you right now. 403 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,560 What is it though? 404 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 Why is it unnecessary? 405 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,880 Well, let's talk about this, Carly. 406 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,360 What is something that is unnecessary? 407 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,360 This episode. 408 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 Oh my God. 409 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,360 This is very necessary. 410 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:39,160 No, this is necessary because now we can sit and chat on Sunday and watch the game and 411 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,600 I'll know what's going on. 412 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,360 If you talk to me, I'll wait. 413 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,240 We're going to text you the whole time. 414 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,400 No, we'll be with him. 415 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400 Oh, okay. 416 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,240 So what is something that's unnecessary? 417 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240 Something you don't need. 418 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240 Right. 419 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,320 Something that probably didn't need to happen. 420 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320 Right? 421 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320 Yeah. 422 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,800 So football is a rough game. 423 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:02,120 What would something that would maybe be too rough for the game of football, something 424 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,760 that may cause a safety issue? 425 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,800 If like you grab their helmet off. 426 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,000 Correct. 427 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:16,040 Or maybe if you hit them after the whistle or if you blindsided them, like you hit them 428 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:21,320 in the back and they didn't see it coming or you, I mean, there's a lot of unnecessary 429 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:27,080 roughness calls to the quarterback these days, but something that is not a, that was not 430 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,680 towards the action of the play. 431 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:35,400 So let's say if you're on one end zone and someone runs over or sorry, one sideline and 432 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:41,080 then somebody, someone crushes a guy on the other sideline that wasn't looking. 433 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Right? 434 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,600 So they were away from the play. 435 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,520 It's called an off ball play. 436 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:55,560 Or something after the whistle or punches or, you know, a helmet to helmet. 437 00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:01,400 Well, that's a different play helmet to helmet, but something that, that, that that isn't 438 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,640 a football play or wasn't near where the ball was. 439 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,640 Okay. 440 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,640 That makes sense. 441 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,160 And it causes a safety concern for the player. 442 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,880 I could do some unnecessary roughness with some tight ends. 443 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,880 Okay. 444 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,880 I hate both of you. 445 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,880 Oh my God. 446 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,880 I hate both of you right now. 447 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,880 I'm hanging up. 448 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,880 Don't hang up yet. 449 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:26,200 I have a legitimate question that is the same question I ask every single time I watch football. 450 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,480 Why? 451 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:34,960 Why for the love of God, why do they run into a clump of giant men and not run around them 452 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,000 to go for the goal? 453 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Why? 454 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,280 Like, like, why do they run between the tackles? 455 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,320 They literally run into a group of men. 456 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:50,240 It's like the quarterback, the leading player, throws the ball and then whoever catches it 457 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,600 just runs straight into the clump of everyone, like, growling and hitting each other. 458 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,720 Why not go around? 459 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 I never understand that. 460 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,040 Are you talking about a pass or a run? 461 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,040 A run, I think. 462 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,040 Well, Victoria just said pass. 463 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Yeah, yeah, pass. 464 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,040 I don't know. 465 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:10,120 Like, when you pass the ball and literally the guy catches it and he runs into a clump 466 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,120 of bigger men. 467 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:16,360 I don't know how else to say it. 468 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,560 I mean, I'm really confused. 469 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,040 I mean, they don't try. 470 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,080 A wide receiver normally tries to get yak yards, right? 471 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:30,200 So they're trying to, like, run around other defenders. 472 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:35,920 Some bigger players, if they're about to, if a smaller player is going to tackle them, 473 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,960 like, let's take, for instance, AJ Brown. 474 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,400 Carly, do you know who AJ Brown is? 475 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I do. 476 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400 Okay. 477 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,680 So he's a very large human being. 478 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,840 Yeah. 479 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:49,120 He has the ability to run over people. 480 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:55,400 So sometimes it's easier and more effective to just run through a cornerback or DB or 481 00:20:55,400 --> 00:21:00,320 safety than it would be to try and juke because juke sometimes takes time. 482 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,040 Other defensive players can get to him. 483 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,840 Maybe he only needs one yard for a touchdown or first down. 484 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,960 So he will just run through the soul of another player. 485 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:14,400 But if we're talking about rushing where the quarterback hands off the ball, every play 486 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,800 has a specific hole on the line that they're supposed to run through. 487 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:27,680 And the offensive line, other running backs tight ends are, are, have jobs to have specific 488 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,520 blocking schemes. 489 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:37,040 And so there's supposed to be a hole open in the offensive line for that running back 490 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,880 to run through. 491 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:43,840 Sometimes it doesn't work that well and the defense plugs the hole and tackles the quarterback 492 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840 or running back. 493 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:45,840 The plumbing issue. 494 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840 I know. 495 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,320 You're very good at explaining. 496 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:53,040 You're very good at explaining. 497 00:21:53,040 --> 00:22:00,000 And I'm confused as to why you haven't done this earlier with us and why you do. 498 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,280 Because you don't care. 499 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,280 I do care. 500 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,280 I would. 501 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280 Yes, I do care. 502 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,440 I'm wearing my sports shirt. 503 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,440 I would love. 504 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,440 Oh my God. 505 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,440 Stop it. 506 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:13,600 I would love to sit there and know what I'm looking at. 507 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,920 No, you would rather host a party and serve drinks and make food and drink wine in the 508 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920 kitchen. 509 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,040 You don't give a damn about the Eagles. 510 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:27,640 Well, we would if we knew what was going on and why the little man kicks the ball. 511 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,640 And you know what? 512 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:33,760 We're going to play a little game. 513 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,960 It's called You Watch Your Frisology. 514 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,560 Oh my gosh. 515 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,560 I'm going to hate. 516 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:42,880 Yes. 517 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:50,680 You're so well versed in both sports and musical theater that I have found terms that are either 518 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,680 football related. 519 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,680 Stop. 520 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,680 Broadway related or both. 521 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,960 And you need to tell us if it's football, theater or both. 522 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960 Are you ready? 523 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,960 You're full of Merid. 524 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:06,280 Victoria, tell everybody. 525 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,000 Where does French for shit? 526 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Shit. 527 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 All right. 528 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Let's play. 529 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,640 You watch your Frisology. 530 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,080 Is this rapid fire? 531 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:20,760 Just say football, theater or both line men. 532 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,760 Both blocking. 533 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,560 Very good. 534 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,560 Fourth wall. 535 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,280 Broadway. 536 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Sits probe. 537 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,280 That is not football. 538 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:39,080 Sounds like something that happens at a guest party. 539 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,280 A sits probe. 540 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,280 Good day. 541 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,280 Thrust. 542 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,720 I'm not answering this question. 543 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720 What is it Billy? 544 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,280 I mean, thrust is a term. 545 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,280 Broadway or football? 546 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,280 Broadway. 547 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,280 Okay. 548 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,280 Rush. 549 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,280 Football. 550 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,280 Both. 551 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,040 What in Broadway is called a rush? 552 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:08,040 And it's they're called rush tickets there when advanced ticket sales are sold out. 553 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,400 You should have said rush tickets. 554 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400 Oh, shut up. 555 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,400 Rush, you're wrong. 556 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400 It's Broadway. 557 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,400 It's you're wrong. 558 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,000 No, no, you're wrong. 559 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 You don't own me. 560 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I don't work for you. 561 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 You're wrong. 562 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Oh, I do. 563 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Okay. 564 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Open ended run. 565 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 That's Broadway. 566 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Play. 567 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 F. 568 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 I hate. 569 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 I hate. 570 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 I hate. 571 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I hate. 572 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 I hate. 573 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I hate. 574 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I hate. 575 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000 I hate. 576 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Both. 577 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Downstage. 578 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:41,600 But Broadway, Carly. 579 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,600 Fullback. 580 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,560 They're not even using football anymore really. 581 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,000 But football. 582 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Both. 583 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 You are. 584 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 What's fullback in Broadway? 585 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,840 It is when you turn your face away from the audience. 586 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,000 It is called a fullback. 587 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I mean, like when you turn fully backwards, shut up. 588 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 That's so dumb. 589 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 That's so dumb. 590 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,360 We're close to the end. 591 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,360 You shut up. 592 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,160 You shut up when you're talking to me. 593 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,160 What's front forward called? 594 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,000 When you turn forward, shut up. 595 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,960 I'm going to cut both of you. 596 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,960 Playbooks. 597 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,960 Oh my God. 598 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,960 Both. 599 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,000 You're so right. 600 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Line of scrimmage. 601 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 No, wait. 602 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Technically it's not. 603 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Technically it's called a play bill. 604 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 I'm awesome. 605 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 You suck. 606 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Line of shut up. 607 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Line of scrimmage. 608 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Next question. 609 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 I'm not going to answer that question. 610 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Football. 611 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Stunt. 612 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Cheerleading. 613 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Actually both. 614 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 What's a stunt in? 615 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I know what the stunt in football is. 616 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 What's the stunt in Broadway? 617 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Come on, Billy. 618 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Like a stunt. 619 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Like you want it to be a stunt man. 620 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Like stunts. 621 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 That's the best. 622 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 That's the best. 623 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 That's the best. 624 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 That's the best. 625 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 That's the best. 626 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,000 That's the best. 627 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 That is so. 628 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Did you make the supper? 629 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000 You stunt in a sentence. 630 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Don't stun my growth. 631 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 You stun in a sentence in Broadway. 632 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 I do stunts on Broadway. 633 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 No, that's not true. 634 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Okay. 635 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Next one. 636 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Next one. 637 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Sack. 638 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Oh my God. 639 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 No football. 640 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 No. 641 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 No. 642 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Uh, false start. 643 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Football. 644 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Kickoff. 645 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Football. 646 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Kickline. 647 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 If you could see my face right now. 648 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 If you could see my face. 649 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 We're almost there. 650 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 What's kickline? 651 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Broadway. 652 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Okay. 653 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Snap count. 654 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Brawler football. 655 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 It's football but it could also be from West Side Story. 656 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 How many times do you snap in West Side Story? 657 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Snap count. 658 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I'm hanging up. 659 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Snap count. 660 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Snap count. 661 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 I'm hanging up. 662 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 This is the dumbest game ever. 663 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Instant replay. 664 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000 But also chorus line when they say, now do it again. 665 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Turning away from the mirror. 666 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 That's an instant replay. 667 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 That is not true. 668 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 That's not true. 669 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 So you made this shit up. 670 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Okay. 671 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Like you just made this up. 672 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Two more. 673 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Two more. 674 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Face mask. 675 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 I feel like you're going to say both. 676 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Yep, correct. 677 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Both. 678 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 What is a face mask on Broadway? 679 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 When you wear a mask on your face. 680 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Have you never seen Phantom of the Opera? 681 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 I am hanging up. 682 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 That's technically a half a mask. 683 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Last one. 684 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 A pup list. 685 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 What? 686 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 A PUP list. 687 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Physically unable to perform list football. 688 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Physically unable to perform. 689 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 It's both. 690 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 I'm going to say bye. 691 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Bye. 692 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 It's not both. 693 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Billy, guess what? 694 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 What? 695 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 You won. 696 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 But I feel like I've lost. 697 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 You may have lost some minutes of your life, 698 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:04,000 but you have won this game. 699 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000 You know just as much about Broadway as you do about football. 700 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 You are the most well rounded person. 701 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:17,000 The time I just spent with you has physically made me dumb. 702 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Who's your favorite T-fit sister? 703 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Andrew. 704 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Well, Billy, you have opened our minds to a whole new world. 705 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 A whole new world. 706 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 I was just going to say. 707 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 See? 708 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 So you're going to be home for the Eagles this upcoming game. 709 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Yes, I will sit right next to you. 710 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 I have a question. 711 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 What? 712 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Who were the Eagles playing this week? 713 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Hey, Siri. 714 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Stop it. 715 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Stop it. 716 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Who are the Eagles playing this week? 717 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 You're not allowed to do that. 718 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 I don't know. 719 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 That was last week. 720 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Siri. 721 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 God darn it. 722 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 I don't know. 723 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 The Rams. 724 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000 The Rams. 725 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000 The Rams. 726 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000 I knew that because mom asked the guy in the doctor's waiting room, 727 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 are you an Eagles fan? 728 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Where are they playing this week? 729 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 He said LA. 730 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 LA Rams. 731 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Put it all together. 732 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 I listen. 733 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 I love that you were at the doctor's with mom. 734 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 That's what I took from that story. 735 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Why are you at the doctor's with mom? 736 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Because you wanted to go with me. 737 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000 I don't know. 738 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 We wanted to talk football stats. 739 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 740 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Why do you still go to the doctor with your mom? 741 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 That's a different podcast and a different problem in my life. 742 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,000 No, I want you to tell everyone on this podcast why you go to the doctor with your mother. 743 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 It's been such a great time talking to you as always. 744 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 You've been such a darling. 745 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000 A darling? 746 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:53,000 In your next Hail Mary, we hope you pray to Taylor Swift for all the good things she's 747 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 brought to the ball and your life right now. 748 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Hey, what is the name of the Rams leading wide receiver? 749 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Oh my God. 750 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,000 He's the number one rider she really fell right now. 751 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 It's not Brady. 752 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 He retired. 753 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000 His name is Puka Nakua. 754 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Yep, definitely would not have gotten that one. 755 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yep, Puka Nakua. 756 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Well. 757 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Alrighty. 758 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 We lost. 759 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 We lost. 760 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:29,000 We're sorry about your life and how you had to go through your whole childhood without, 761 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:35,000 you know, not that sorry because you took your aggression out and tying us up with your karate 762 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 belts to the banister. 763 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 So it's a boom. 764 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:46,000 My transition from Tony awards to the Super Bowl has been epic. 765 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Yeah. 766 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000 You went from Tony awards to cheering at the Eagles games to being the biggest sports 767 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 fan of that. 768 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I know. 769 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 I don't know a bigger Eagles fan in my life. 770 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Yeah. 771 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000 No, we need to practice that. 772 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 I do love sports. 773 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I will watch sports, but I do not love all sports. 774 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I my I am 99.999% all Eagles all day. 775 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Pickleball is not your thing. 776 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Oh, I love pickleball. 777 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Pickleball is the bee's knees. 778 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Yeah, pickleball. 779 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 The bee's knees. 780 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Yeah. 781 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 It's been such a joy, Billy. 782 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Thank you for your football knowledge. 783 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,000 We all will watch the games a little bit. 784 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 We'll be able to do that. 785 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:33,000 You know, easier and we'll be louder and we're going to sit right next to you 786 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 so that we can show you how much we've learned. 787 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Oh, I'd like got canceled. 788 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Yeah. 789 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 That's a shame. 790 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 All right. 791 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Thank you. 792 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 You're welcome. 793 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Bye. 794 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Hi guys, it's Billy. 795 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Bye. 796 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 See you. 797 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Bye. 798 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Listen, it you come to a point where it's just like my time has passed. 799 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 It's over for me, but it's not true. 800 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Well, mom learned football late in life because she wanted to be able to watch 801 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 the games with Billy. 802 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Yeah. 803 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 And so she understands football. 804 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 My problem, according to Billy, not according to Billy, right? 805 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000 My problem is being with mom, like standing at the doctor's office 806 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 and she'll go up to a guy and be like, do you like the Eagles? 807 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Oh my God. 808 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000 And like literally this happened yesterday. 809 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 We were at the doctors and she goes, oh, are you do you like the Eagles? 810 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000 He's like a little bit. 811 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,000 And so she started like doing some sports jargon and like he's talking back to her, 812 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000 but it's just like not the place or time, but she knows what she's talking about. 813 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000 So you can learn. 814 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 We can learn. 815 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 We can do this. 816 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Do you like the Eagles? 817 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 I love green. 818 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000 I especially love the Kelly Green. 819 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Yeah. 820 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Bring it back. 821 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,000 I have a cute apparel and I want to wear it and actually know what I'm talking about. 822 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Let's do it. 823 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I'm less apparel and more like dip. 824 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000 I love a good chip and dip. 825 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Oh wait, I think that's what they call apparel. 826 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Oh no, that's drip. 827 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000 They call a cool outfit. 828 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 What's your drip? 829 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Stop it. 830 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 That's your drip. 831 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah, like fresh drip. 832 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000 That they're called fits. 833 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Not dip. 834 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 What do we know? 835 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 We don't even know cool slang. 836 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 I don't think we know anything. 837 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 You go to a party to eat the drip in your new. 838 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 No, you go to a party to eat the dip in your new drip. 839 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Football. 840 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Well, we really hope this helped all of you watch a Sunday game a little bit safer. 841 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Mentally prepared. 842 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:53,000 And we really hope that you get into the game past the salsa and chips and your drip, but 843 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 definitely get into your drip. 844 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Don't drip the salsa onto your drip clothes. 845 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000 It's very complicated. 846 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I mean, I think it's more complicated than the actual game. 847 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Clearly, if this episode alone has taught you nothing else other than the fact that you 848 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000 just have to keep it real because clearly we still don't know what's going on. 849 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:21,000 So remember, you're always fit to be real and you are always allowed to be a little 850 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:30,000 extra. 851 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 For legal reasons, we have to tell you that this podcast is meant for entertainment and 852 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 educational purposes only. 853 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000 We are not healthcare professionals for all of your health, wellness, fitness and self 854 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 care needs. 855 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Please refer to the medical professional in your life. 856 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000 You can be a primary care physician, your therapist, a certified coach, whoever it may 857 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 be. 858 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,000 And then let us know what they say because I guarantee we need to know what to do. 859 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Okay? 860 00:34:53,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Bye.