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Hey guys, I'm Carly!

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That's about as dramatic as you just did it.

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I think, if not, I'm totally off base.

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Hey guys, I'm Carly and I'm in charge today.

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Hey guys, I'm Carly!

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Help me! Help me!

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Subliminal messages.

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Yeah.

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Hot talk is a taco cousin.

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This is like the red-headed cousin.

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Look in the mirror.

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Okay.

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Yes!

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I say over to.

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That's what the hotels do.

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I feel like you're an animal if you do it the other way.

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Yeah man, you're put an animal.

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Get out of here.

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Speaking of animals.

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Carly, you're lazy.

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You're just lazy.

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I'm gonna garbage disposal you.

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Okay.

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And then, oh, live your best life.

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You wanna wear the toe free life, but you're like not sure, so you put a sock on.

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Well, cats are not just happy to be here.

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They're actually very spiritual animals and can see ghosts.

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If you ever see a cat stare up into the corner at nothing, it's seeing something.

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I also do that.

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Best 30th birthday of my life.

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Oh, that was amazing.

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We also ended it with a drag queen show.

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It was great.

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But there's no way we're the only ones.

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And I do think there's a few documentaries.

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No way.

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You saw a documentary?

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Oh my god.

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Tell us.

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That I watched.

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I'm not gonna tell you the details.

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Why does it have to be better?

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Okay, what would you rather?

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I'll change the freeze all the gene.

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Why does it have to be?

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What would you rather?

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What would you rather?

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Staycation or vacation abroad?

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I'm really kind of stuck on the hot dog taco thing.

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That was number one.

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Because there was, I think, your most brilliant question.

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Oh my god.

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I did 50.

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We did?

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No, I don't know.

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I didn't count.

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Shocker, I know.

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So you've passed your quiet hour, so we have to get a new one.

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Because you are not quite at the one o'clock time for your brain.

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Come on, sometimes it's fun to just have fun.

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And not think too deep about anything in particular.

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Or speak well.

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The first time around.

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You're the worst.

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And that is not debatable.

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Just hit my hat on the microphone.

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The great debate, how do we wrap this up?

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So for our real tip and our extra tip, they also go hand in hand.

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Just like debates.

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What?

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What?

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No, OK, do it again.

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Wrap it up, Carly.

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Wrap it up.

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Do it again, do it again.

