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Hey guys, I'm Carly!
That's about as dramatic as you just did it.
I think, if not, I'm totally off base.
Hey guys, I'm Carly and I'm in charge today.
Hey guys, I'm Carly!
Help me! Help me!
Subliminal messages.
Yeah.
Hot talk is a taco cousin.
This is like the red-headed cousin.
Look in the mirror.
Okay.
Yes!
I say over to.
That's what the hotels do.
I feel like you're an animal if you do it the other way.
Yeah man, you're put an animal.
Get out of here.
Speaking of animals.
Carly, you're lazy.
You're just lazy.
I'm gonna garbage disposal you.
Okay.
And then, oh, live your best life.
You wanna wear the toe free life, but you're like not sure, so you put a sock on.
Well, cats are not just happy to be here.
They're actually very spiritual animals and can see ghosts.
If you ever see a cat stare up into the corner at nothing, it's seeing something.
I also do that.
Best 30th birthday of my life.
Oh, that was amazing.
We also ended it with a drag queen show.
It was great.
But there's no way we're the only ones.
And I do think there's a few documentaries.
No way.
You saw a documentary?
Oh my god.
Tell us.
That I watched.
I'm not gonna tell you the details.
Why does it have to be better?
Okay, what would you rather?
I'll change the freeze all the gene.
Why does it have to be?
What would you rather?
Staycation or vacation abroad?
I'm really kind of stuck on the hot dog taco thing.
That was number one.
Because there was, I think, your most brilliant question.
Oh my god.
I did 50.
We did?
No, I don't know.
I didn't count.
Shocker, I know.
So you've passed your quiet hour, so we have to get a new one.
Because you are not quite at the one o'clock time for your brain.
Come on, sometimes it's fun to just have fun.
And not think too deep about anything in particular.
Or speak well.
The first time around.
You're the worst.
And that is not debatable.
Just hit my hat on the microphone.
The great debate, how do we wrap this up?
So for our real tip and our extra tip, they also go hand in hand.
Just like debates.
What?
No, OK, do it again.
Wrap it up, Carly.
Wrap it up.
Do it again, do it again.