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So boys 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:20.919 and girls on the internet, you can't see what 00:03:20.919 --> 00:03:22.819 Shane did, but he was just playing with his finger 00:03:22.819 --> 00:03:27.370 in a very interesting sort of way. Anyway, now 00:03:27.370 --> 00:03:28.610 we're going to get back to what we were talking 00:03:28.610 --> 00:03:30.849 about. Yeah. Because we like talking about Costco 00:03:30.849 --> 00:03:33.629 on this show. We do. They should give us an affiliate 00:03:33.629 --> 00:03:36.650 link. They should. Because I'm about to sing 00:03:36.650 --> 00:03:41.189 their praises. Are you? Minus the old guy? Minus 00:03:41.189 --> 00:03:43.009 the fucking old bitch. What happened with the 00:03:43.009 --> 00:03:46.770 old guy? All right. Costco, Costco, the same 00:03:46.770 --> 00:03:51.759 thing. OK. I have a problem with Costco. I'm 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:54.780 a nice, chill guy. Costco turns me into a different 00:03:54.780 --> 00:03:58.180 person. Yeah, I get it. And, like, I go there 00:03:58.180 --> 00:04:01.599 to get a bunch of staples for cheap. Right. That's 00:04:01.599 --> 00:04:05.979 why anybody goes. Exactly. Anyway, I got through 00:04:05.979 --> 00:04:11.280 most of Costco without much incident. Right? 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:15.569 But on the way out, right, we left... The cash 00:04:15.569 --> 00:04:18.009 register, we're on our way to the door. Like 00:04:18.009 --> 00:04:20.410 you're out, you can see the finish line. We can 00:04:20.410 --> 00:04:22.750 see the finish line. Without incident. Yeah. 00:04:22.910 --> 00:04:25.790 It's that long ass walk from the cash registers 00:04:25.790 --> 00:04:28.149 to the door. Where the guy checks your receipt. 00:04:28.310 --> 00:04:31.009 Where the guy checks your receipt and, and there's 00:04:31.009 --> 00:04:33.430 almost nobody there. It's like a clear shot, 00:04:33.430 --> 00:04:36.709 except for one guy who's already a third of the 00:04:36.709 --> 00:04:39.850 way down. So I, I expect by the time I get to 00:04:39.850 --> 00:04:41.230 the end. He's going to be out. He's going to 00:04:41.230 --> 00:04:44.990 be out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, except as I start walking, 00:04:45.149 --> 00:04:48.189 he starts slowing down and he starts getting 00:04:48.189 --> 00:04:51.629 slower and slower and coming to a crawl right 00:04:51.629 --> 00:04:55.910 at a place where it's like least convenient to 00:04:55.910 --> 00:04:59.089 get around him. And then he comes to a complete 00:04:59.089 --> 00:05:03.949 dead stop before the guy. Yeah. Yeah. About. 00:05:04.149 --> 00:05:07.870 So he's so he comes to a complete dead stop. 00:05:08.890 --> 00:05:13.189 And, and so I, I make a honestly kind of dangerous 00:05:13.189 --> 00:05:15.670 pass. Right. Cause there's not a lot of clearance 00:05:15.670 --> 00:05:18.449 here, but I've been watching this guy slow down 00:05:18.449 --> 00:05:22.730 and by the time he stops, I have gone from serene 00:05:22.730 --> 00:05:27.810 to fucking like foaming at the mouth. Yeah, that 00:05:27.810 --> 00:05:31.050 would get me too. Yeah. And so as I pass him. 00:05:31.230 --> 00:05:33.470 Not only do I come within about half an inch 00:05:33.470 --> 00:05:37.209 of clipping him with my cart, I didn't mean to. 00:05:37.389 --> 00:05:39.389 I just, I just, I was sure he didn't. I was so 00:05:39.389 --> 00:05:41.410 impatient by that point. It almost happened. 00:05:42.069 --> 00:05:44.370 But as I'm passing him, I just look to see what 00:05:44.370 --> 00:05:48.970 the fuck his deal was. And he had stopped to 00:05:48.970 --> 00:05:52.870 read his receipt. If he was curious, if he was 00:05:52.870 --> 00:05:55.610 curious about what was in his receipt, letting 00:05:55.610 --> 00:05:58.379 me do it when he got out of the register. They 00:05:58.379 --> 00:06:00.300 just pulled to the side right there. He could 00:06:00.300 --> 00:06:02.560 have just pulled to the side anywhere. Yeah. 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:06.579 That whole long stretch. Yeah. There's a whole 00:06:06.579 --> 00:06:09.660 area off to the side where you can find a little 00:06:09.660 --> 00:06:12.480 nook, pull over out of everyone's way and do 00:06:12.480 --> 00:06:13.939 whatever the fuck you gotta do. Yeah, and every 00:06:13.939 --> 00:06:15.600 Costco is both the same. So if you know, you 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:19.620 know. Yeah. And this... this old bitch just stopped 00:06:19.620 --> 00:06:22.600 him because he just wanted to read his fucking... 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:28.079 his fucking... I almost lost my... fucking mind. 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:30.779 Did you say anything to him? Thank God Kira was 00:06:30.779 --> 00:06:34.259 right there next to me. Thank God for the wife. 00:06:34.420 --> 00:06:38.480 Yeah. And she just, she, she took me by the arm. 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:42.660 She's like, breathe. We're almost out. We're 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:46.939 almost out. Yeah. It's like, and then you just 00:06:46.939 --> 00:06:51.509 mean mug a dude. You just mean mug him. I didn't 00:06:51.509 --> 00:06:54.949 even mean mug him. I should have fucking said 00:06:54.949 --> 00:06:57.449 some words. I could mean mug somebody and make 00:06:57.449 --> 00:06:59.350 him feel like I don't like him really quick. 00:06:59.870 --> 00:07:02.730 I can mean mug somebody into fucking like having 00:07:02.730 --> 00:07:05.750 trouble sleeping that night. Yeah. But this guy, 00:07:06.509 --> 00:07:10.550 I just, after I got past and Kira took me by 00:07:10.550 --> 00:07:14.050 the arm and I just... I kept on walking, but 00:07:14.050 --> 00:07:16.569 god damn it. And I, you know, you know what makes 00:07:16.569 --> 00:07:19.230 it sometimes I get pissed off about something. 00:07:19.230 --> 00:07:22.410 It is what it is. I'm a human being, but when 00:07:22.410 --> 00:07:25.829 I'm right, that's when it's the worst. I know 00:07:25.829 --> 00:07:28.490 it's the same way. When I'm, when I know I'm 00:07:28.490 --> 00:07:32.569 right, when I know for a fact that my anger was 00:07:32.569 --> 00:07:38.110 righteous and that person, I honestly, if I, 00:07:38.110 --> 00:07:40.449 if I had stopped to think about it, I should 00:07:40.449 --> 00:07:43.269 have done something to fucking like intervene 00:07:43.269 --> 00:07:45.990 in their bad behavior so that they wouldn't do 00:07:45.990 --> 00:07:50.110 it again. Luckily your wife is there. Luckily 00:07:50.110 --> 00:07:51.589 the wife was there. Yeah. Cause I don't need 00:07:51.589 --> 00:07:53.829 to get banned from Costco for assaulting old 00:07:53.829 --> 00:07:55.730 men. Yeah. And they'd have your picture up there 00:07:55.730 --> 00:07:58.050 and don't let this guy in. Yeah. They got a bunch 00:07:58.050 --> 00:08:00.350 of cameras. You can't, you can't just fucking 00:08:00.350 --> 00:08:03.069 accost some 70 year old dude and get away with 00:08:03.069 --> 00:08:07.009 it. And he's 70. Yeah. So I mean, I get it. I'm 00:08:07.009 --> 00:08:09.689 getting old. Hey, this guy was old enough to 00:08:09.689 --> 00:08:12.220 know better. But not old enough for that to be 00:08:12.220 --> 00:08:14.600 an experience. But see, here's the thing about 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:16.480 getting old that I'm starting to realize. Yeah. 00:08:16.579 --> 00:08:18.040 Because I just had a birthday a couple weeks 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:20.459 ago, and I'm getting up there. Happy birthday. 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:23.639 Thank you. And I'm getting up there. Yeah. Right? 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:27.100 Almost 87 and a half. Almost 87 and a half years 00:08:27.100 --> 00:08:31.279 old. I got to pee a little more than I used to. 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.019 I'm not really 87 people, but for podcast's sake, 00:08:35.059 --> 00:08:37.659 we're going to say I'm 87. Yep. And maybe I'll 00:08:37.659 --> 00:08:40.649 tell you my real age. I don't know. But I realize 00:08:40.649 --> 00:08:42.629 there's like two different old people you could 00:08:42.629 --> 00:08:45.970 be, right? You could be the onry old person. 00:08:46.950 --> 00:08:48.990 It just makes a big deal out of fucking everything. 00:08:49.710 --> 00:08:52.009 Like, you know, back when I was young, that kind 00:08:52.009 --> 00:08:55.009 of guy. Yeah, that sounds good. Right? Or you 00:08:55.009 --> 00:08:58.049 could be, well, three. You could be the dumbfounded 00:08:58.049 --> 00:09:00.789 old person that gets lost in fucking Costco and 00:09:00.789 --> 00:09:03.240 does absurd things like, you know. gets in front 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:05.059 of Max. Stop in the middle. Stop in the middle. 00:09:05.820 --> 00:09:08.220 It's preposterous. All right. And here's the 00:09:08.220 --> 00:09:10.379 third one. Yeah. Here's the third one. You could 00:09:10.379 --> 00:09:13.500 be that old guy that kind of does creepy stuff, 00:09:13.620 --> 00:09:16.360 but people are like, oh, he's just an old man. 00:09:16.840 --> 00:09:19.299 It's all right. That kind of does creep. Not 00:09:19.299 --> 00:09:22.500 like really creepy stuff, but like when you see 00:09:22.500 --> 00:09:24.100 a girl, you can actually say, when you see a 00:09:24.100 --> 00:09:25.720 pretty girl, you can actually say, oh, you're 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:29.279 a pretty young woman. Oh, yeah. Like, not too 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:31.919 creepy. Yeah. Not like, follow, hunting down, 00:09:32.059 --> 00:09:34.879 I mean, not like, not like, stalker creepy. Right. 00:09:35.179 --> 00:09:37.080 But like, you know, just, you can say little 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:39.259 snide comments and get away with it and they'll 00:09:39.259 --> 00:09:41.080 look at you and be like, oh, you're a sweet old 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.970 man. Yeah. Right? And here's the other thing 00:09:43.970 --> 00:09:46.769 that I figured out that was probably the coolest 00:09:46.769 --> 00:09:49.009 part about it, is you could wear those fucking 00:09:49.009 --> 00:09:51.990 Depends, and if you're in the middle of Costco, 00:09:52.769 --> 00:09:55.629 you could shit yourself, not only shit yourself, 00:09:56.230 --> 00:09:59.009 but you could just fucking drain the vein, right? 00:09:59.110 --> 00:10:02.059 You could just take a piss. right there in the 00:10:02.059 --> 00:10:05.759 middle of Costco in your pants. And people would 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:09.419 just be like, oh, poor old man. And you may even 00:10:09.419 --> 00:10:11.259 get a discount on the shit you're buying because 00:10:11.259 --> 00:10:13.639 you pissed yourself. Because people would feel 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:17.000 sorry for you. Shane, this took a turn I wasn't 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:22.580 expecting. I was just thinking about it as I'm 00:10:22.580 --> 00:10:24.960 getting older, right? Like, what kind of old 00:10:24.960 --> 00:10:27.259 man do I want to be? And you want to be the shitting 00:10:27.259 --> 00:10:28.960 yourself kind of old man? No, I don't want to 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:31.100 be the shitting myself old man. I was just describing... 00:10:31.100 --> 00:10:34.679 Because from the way you delivered the options, 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:36.799 that sounded like the one you were leaning towards. 00:10:36.820 --> 00:10:38.960 No, no, no, no, no. Like, boy, I can't wait till 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:41.100 I can get away with shitting myself in Costco. 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:43.120 I want to be the guy that can get away with saying 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:47.960 little absurd wisecracks and like saying things 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:51.259 to women like... Oh, you're a pretty woman. Shane, 00:10:51.460 --> 00:10:53.340 I'm going to tell you right now, you're not going 00:10:53.340 --> 00:10:56.240 to be that guy. I can dream, though, can I? You 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:59.440 can dream. I'm just telling you because I know 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:02.549 you. And I know you're a well -meaning person, 00:11:02.590 --> 00:11:05.470 but I also know if you try to be that guy, you're 00:11:05.470 --> 00:11:07.710 not gonna get away with it. I know, it's just 00:11:07.710 --> 00:11:09.990 not gonna work. It's gonna come across as creepy 00:11:09.990 --> 00:11:13.129 if I do it. And if I piss or shit myself in the 00:11:13.129 --> 00:11:14.570 middle of Costco, it ain't gonna work the way 00:11:14.570 --> 00:11:19.110 I think about it. Unless I make a big deal, unless 00:11:19.110 --> 00:11:22.029 I look at everybody and everybody's looking at 00:11:22.029 --> 00:11:23.909 me while I'm shitting myself or pissing myself 00:11:23.909 --> 00:11:25.730 and they're like, oh my God, that old man's pissing 00:11:25.730 --> 00:11:28.500 himself. And I can just be like... This is what 00:11:28.500 --> 00:11:32.679 old men do, and they just leave me alone. You'll 00:11:32.679 --> 00:11:35.440 get banned from Costco if you do that. I figure 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:39.480 if I'm 87, and I get banned from Costco, it's 00:11:39.480 --> 00:11:41.919 gonna be okay. It doesn't matter how old you 00:11:41.919 --> 00:11:47.179 are. If you mess yourself in public on purpose, 00:11:47.659 --> 00:11:50.399 and everybody knows you did it not because you 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:52.639 have a condition, but because you just goddamn 00:11:52.639 --> 00:11:54.740 felt like it and wanted to make a statement, 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:58.879 they're not gonna let you back in. Yeah, and 00:11:58.879 --> 00:12:02.559 let's say play the senile man card No, even if 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:06.340 you play the Sierra if there's plenty of there 00:12:06.340 --> 00:12:08.320 are plenty of demented people that they don't 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:10.620 let in places Here's the thing I thought about 00:12:10.620 --> 00:12:12.500 other thing I thought about though, too Yeah, 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:14.519 that would kind of make it hard for me to get 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:18.299 to Costco if I was really 87. Mm -hmm Driving 00:12:18.299 --> 00:12:21.879 because I really hope when I'm 87 Like there's 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:24.879 a law that says like if you're in your 80s, you 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:29.659 can't drive Yeah because I've been, been behind 00:12:29.659 --> 00:12:31.740 some crazy old people that you're just like, 00:12:31.740 --> 00:12:34.100 what are you doing? Well, once you get to a certain 00:12:34.100 --> 00:12:36.480 age, they, they check up on you whenever they 00:12:36.480 --> 00:12:39.620 read your license. I really don't want to drive 00:12:39.620 --> 00:12:42.399 when I get really old. All right. So don't like 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:44.940 I get, cause I could just picture having this 00:12:44.940 --> 00:12:47.659 big old Cadillac or something like having a big 00:12:47.659 --> 00:12:50.320 old car and be one of those guys that just does 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:52.799 20 miles an hour everywhere and just kind of 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:57.659 weaves around on the road. Cause I already know 00:12:57.659 --> 00:13:00.559 I got bad eyesight when I drive, so I have to 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:04.000 wear glasses, right? But I'd be that guy, that 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:06.559 old man that just forgets his glasses at home 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:08.720 when I got to go somewhere and I'd just be driving 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:11.200 20 miles an hour, fucking swerving everywhere 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:15.000 where I drive. I don't want to do it, dude. Because 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:17.899 again, I know you and you got a bit of a lead 00:13:17.899 --> 00:13:20.539 foot. Yeah. So you're not going to be the guy 00:13:20.539 --> 00:13:23.240 who goes too slow winding around. You're going 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.679 to be the guy who goes too fast winding around. 00:13:25.700 --> 00:13:27.960 And I hit something. Yeah. I don't want to do 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:29.879 that. So I really hope when I'm old enough, when 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:33.899 I'm that old, when I'm really 87, they're just 00:13:33.899 --> 00:13:38.799 like, nah, dude, nah. Yeah. I also hope that 00:13:38.799 --> 00:13:43.100 I hope that I hope you don't choose to shit yourself 00:13:43.100 --> 00:13:47.059 just to like challenge people to say something. 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.460 I hope you don't do that. What do you got to 00:13:49.460 --> 00:13:53.639 say, young man? Just be on the bus. Yeah, and 00:13:53.639 --> 00:13:56.240 what I would have to say is leave and don't come 00:13:56.240 --> 00:14:00.340 back. There's a list for people like you. What 00:14:00.340 --> 00:14:03.080 you got to say, young man? You're afraid of pooping 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:06.740 yourself? No, I just don't want people pooping 00:14:06.740 --> 00:14:10.539 next to me. The other thing I was thinking about, 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:13.559 too, is I went to the movies a few months ago. 00:14:14.419 --> 00:14:16.720 I've been meaning to talk about this. For some 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:19.509 reason, I... Never I go like have an idea in 00:14:19.509 --> 00:14:20.929 my head that I want to talk about on the show 00:14:20.929 --> 00:14:22.330 and I'm like, yeah Yeah, I'm gonna talk about 00:14:22.330 --> 00:14:24.389 that. Let her rip. Anyway, I went to the movies 00:14:24.389 --> 00:14:26.190 a couple weeks ago and you remember when going 00:14:26.190 --> 00:14:29.049 to the movies was like a thing Yeah, and it like 00:14:29.049 --> 00:14:31.450 the movie theaters were nice. Mm -hmm and like 00:14:31.450 --> 00:14:34.070 everything worked like the sound was cool Like 00:14:34.070 --> 00:14:36.649 the curtains worked. Yeah, the seats were relatively 00:14:36.649 --> 00:14:38.929 in good condition. Yeah, and there wasn't shit 00:14:38.929 --> 00:14:42.070 on the floor everywhere Yeah, I paid 14 bucks 00:14:42.070 --> 00:14:44.049 for a ticket. All right, that's cheap these days. 00:14:44.090 --> 00:14:47.679 Yeah, maybe it was more I can't remember The 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:50.299 curtains, the curtains for the theater, right? 00:14:50.500 --> 00:14:53.000 Yeah. How they pull them back? Mm -hmm. Didn't 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.639 open through the whole, all the previews. Okay. 00:14:55.899 --> 00:14:57.759 Which is a bummer, because I wanted to see some 00:14:57.759 --> 00:14:59.679 of the previews. They didn't open the curtains 00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:02.799 to reveal the screen? No, they, like, the screen 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:04.440 was there. You could see what was on the screen. 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:06.100 Well, yeah, they were projecting onto the curtains, 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:09.740 not the screen. Yeah. Yeah. And there was shit 00:15:09.740 --> 00:15:11.320 everywhere on the floor. Like, when I tell you 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:13.139 there was shit everywhere on the floor, not literal 00:15:13.139 --> 00:15:15.120 shit, but like, there was like popcorn, there 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:18.820 was like... fucking Milk Duds, all over the place. 00:15:19.820 --> 00:15:22.799 And there was like, like the sound was messed 00:15:22.799 --> 00:15:25.539 up and somebody, it was like me and two other 00:15:25.539 --> 00:15:27.179 people in this theater. And we went, I went and 00:15:27.179 --> 00:15:28.919 saw that new Captain America movie and I thought 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:31.440 it would be packed. It was like me and two other 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:34.059 people. The one guy, one of the guys, I was just 00:15:34.059 --> 00:15:35.740 like, I was like, you know, they're going to 00:15:35.740 --> 00:15:37.399 fix it. I was like sitting there thinking, I'm 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:38.639 like, they're going to fix it. Cause I don't 00:15:38.639 --> 00:15:40.580 mind going to a movie by myself. I actually kind 00:15:40.580 --> 00:15:43.220 of like it. And I'm like, they're going to fix 00:15:43.220 --> 00:15:45.450 it. They'll fucking realize what's going on, 00:15:45.970 --> 00:15:49.710 right? The movie's starting. And they still haven't 00:15:49.710 --> 00:15:51.470 fixed it. They still haven't fixed it. The lights 00:15:51.470 --> 00:15:54.210 haven't dimmed yet, all the way down. So finally, 00:15:54.269 --> 00:15:56.129 one of the guys, there's only three of us in 00:15:56.129 --> 00:15:58.730 the movie theater. One of the guys, because I 00:15:58.730 --> 00:16:01.129 was like, maybe I should get up, maybe I shouldn't. 00:16:01.309 --> 00:16:03.509 I'm debating. At that point, you definitely should 00:16:03.509 --> 00:16:05.809 get up. Well, this one guy wearing a Marvel shirt, 00:16:05.909 --> 00:16:09.149 so you can tell he was a Marvel fan, got up, 00:16:09.210 --> 00:16:11.690 walked out, and you could hear him. He's like, 00:16:11.769 --> 00:16:16.330 hey! Hey, can somebody fucking pull the curtains 00:16:16.330 --> 00:16:22.830 on the movie? Yeah. And they stop the movie. 00:16:22.929 --> 00:16:26.830 Good. Turn on the lights. Good. Apologize. Good. 00:16:27.509 --> 00:16:30.250 Turn the movie, turn the lights back off. Yeah. 00:16:30.690 --> 00:16:33.669 And to open up the curtains finally. Good. Back 00:16:33.669 --> 00:16:38.070 in the, back, even in like a couple years ago, 00:16:38.470 --> 00:16:41.210 before COVID even, like going to the movies was 00:16:41.210 --> 00:16:44.120 a thing. Yeah. Like, it was a, you look forward 00:16:44.120 --> 00:16:46.600 to it. Yes. Right? You go out to your fucking 00:16:46.600 --> 00:16:49.059 Applebee's or whatever, and you get something 00:16:49.059 --> 00:16:51.480 to eat beforehand at the Applebee's at the mall. 00:16:51.620 --> 00:16:54.860 Yeah. And then you go see a movie in a nice clean 00:16:54.860 --> 00:16:58.080 movie theater. And I was debating with somebody 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:01.399 about this, like, why people don't go to movies 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:03.639 anymore. I think it was an online debate. Yeah. 00:17:03.820 --> 00:17:05.220 Because they were like, oh, I love going to the 00:17:05.220 --> 00:17:07.539 movies. And I'm like, dude. Not me, not anymore. 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:10.220 I also love going to the movies, but that sounds 00:17:10.220 --> 00:17:12.680 like a bad movie experience. Yeah, and it was, 00:17:13.059 --> 00:17:16.480 where was it? It was in Petaluma. Which one in 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.240 Petaluma? I don't know, I can't remember. Because 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:20.079 there's a nice theater in Petaluma. It wasn't 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:23.099 that one. Yeah. So it wasn't the downtown? No, 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:27.339 it was, no. But it was, like, awful. I just remember 00:17:27.339 --> 00:17:30.380 it, because I'm like, I just remember, man. Like, 00:17:30.380 --> 00:17:32.440 movies were, like, a thing. Like, you went there, 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:34.640 and, like, it was nice, it was air -conditioned, 00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:36.420 it was hot out. There was a whole experience, 00:17:36.579 --> 00:17:38.319 man. And, like, this person was saying, oh, people 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:39.880 don't appreciate going to the movies anymore. 00:17:39.940 --> 00:17:41.680 And I'm like, people probably would appreciate 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:44.220 it a little more if, like, they, people, like, 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:47.539 worked there, did their job. And, like, the theater 00:17:47.539 --> 00:17:50.339 was presentable. Yeah. And, like, you could see 00:17:50.339 --> 00:17:52.839 the previews when the movie, before the movie 00:17:52.839 --> 00:17:57.200 starts. Yeah. Like, Paid 14 15 bucks or whatever 00:17:57.200 --> 00:17:59.359 to get in the movie theater part of what you're 00:17:59.359 --> 00:18:01.119 paying to see is the preview Yeah, yeah, and 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:04.500 I like the previews. Yeah, right Especially for 00:18:04.500 --> 00:18:06.779 a Marvel movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it was 00:18:06.779 --> 00:18:08.839 just man. It was just awful And then the movie 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:11.000 the movies are right think the Captain America 00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:14.680 movie was all right But yeah, man, it was just 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:18.039 I was bummed out about I was like I don't think 00:18:18.039 --> 00:18:20.019 I'm gonna be going to movies movie theater anymore 00:18:20.019 --> 00:18:21.900 I'll just fucking wait and watch them at home 00:18:22.500 --> 00:18:24.599 For a lot of movies now, you don't even have 00:18:24.599 --> 00:18:27.200 to wait. Right. Yeah, there's movies that come 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:29.640 out really quick that were just in the theater 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.759 and two weeks later they're available. Well, 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:35.640 there's a lot now that they'll do just theater 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:39.579 for opening weekend maybe, or they just go straight 00:18:39.579 --> 00:18:42.859 to streaming the same day that they open in the 00:18:42.859 --> 00:18:46.119 theaters. Yeah, it was just an interesting experience. 00:18:46.519 --> 00:18:48.480 I mean, it bummed me out, man. It really bummed 00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:50.259 me out. Yes, I was like, dude, I remember, like, 00:18:50.259 --> 00:18:52.119 when you could go out, you could get a burger. 00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:56.660 Yeah, no, you described the meal already. Yeah. 00:18:57.400 --> 00:19:00.339 It's a bummer, dude. It is. I went to a movie 00:19:00.339 --> 00:19:03.720 in January, and it was nice. Yeah, there's another 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:06.079 nice theater up here in Santa Rosa, the airport 00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:09.019 theater. That fucking one's nice. I haven't been 00:19:09.019 --> 00:19:10.839 to that. Yeah, you have reclining chairs. You 00:19:10.839 --> 00:19:13.539 could, like, order, like, your shit to your... 00:19:13.609 --> 00:19:16.349 You could order your shit from your chair. Nice. 00:19:16.589 --> 00:19:18.670 Yeah, it's pretty nice. So that was something 00:19:18.670 --> 00:19:20.970 I was thinking about. And I was thinking about 00:19:20.970 --> 00:19:24.250 this. So I'm on the dating site. I'm on this 00:19:24.250 --> 00:19:26.589 dating site, right? Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. 00:19:26.589 --> 00:19:28.650 I'm only on one, and right now it's partly for 00:19:28.650 --> 00:19:30.869 entertainment purposes. Mm -hmm. Just because 00:19:30.869 --> 00:19:33.190 I'm not seriously looking for anything. It's 00:19:33.190 --> 00:19:36.009 just like, I like scrolling. Yeah. So when I 00:19:36.009 --> 00:19:38.170 scroll, I'd rather scroll on the dating site 00:19:38.170 --> 00:19:40.920 than anything else. You might really get into 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:42.859 this topic because I've been wondering about 00:19:42.859 --> 00:19:46.180 this one. So a lot of these, a lot of these women 00:19:46.180 --> 00:19:47.920 lately, they're putting stuff in their, they 00:19:47.920 --> 00:19:50.720 put stuff in their profile. I think, you know, 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:52.640 I want somebody to hang out with, whatever. It's 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:54.420 all nice stuff. Until they get to this part, 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:56.660 and this has literally happened, I would say 00:19:56.660 --> 00:19:58.859 probably on 10 profiles that I've seen in the 00:19:58.859 --> 00:20:04.640 last two weeks, I want a God -fearing man. So 00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:07.640 like, so are they talking about, when they say 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:10.750 God -fearing man, Are they saying like the kind 00:20:10.750 --> 00:20:13.670 of God that that old -timey God that smites you 00:20:13.670 --> 00:20:16.950 if you're doing the wrong shit? Yes Why they're 00:20:16.950 --> 00:20:18.609 they're talking about somebody who's afraid of 00:20:18.609 --> 00:20:25.230 going to hell why? Look, I don't understand Okay, 00:20:25.410 --> 00:20:27.990 first off. I'm not religious either Am I and 00:20:27.990 --> 00:20:30.569 I try not to judge people who are either do I 00:20:30.569 --> 00:20:33.470 but it's happened But I I don't like a religion 00:20:33.470 --> 00:20:36.630 first off. I think maybe they're not reading 00:20:36.630 --> 00:20:41.049 into or they're not fully grasping what God -fearing 00:20:41.049 --> 00:20:45.589 means. Because God -fearing is just a traditional 00:20:45.589 --> 00:20:47.930 thing you would say to mean somebody who actually 00:20:47.930 --> 00:20:50.869 believes in their religion and acts accordingly. 00:20:51.089 --> 00:20:53.230 And if they act out, they're going to get smited. 00:20:53.549 --> 00:20:56.250 Yes. Because fucking lightning shot down at you. 00:20:56.710 --> 00:20:59.349 Yeah, but a God -fearing person isn't going to 00:20:59.349 --> 00:21:01.369 get the lightning because they're God -fearing 00:21:01.369 --> 00:21:05.549 and they will act accordingly. Right. It does 00:21:05.549 --> 00:21:11.069 imply... that you believe your God is an asshole. 00:21:12.950 --> 00:21:15.970 Sorry to laugh. No, no. I mean, it just is what 00:21:15.970 --> 00:21:19.569 it is. I just don't see, I don't see how people 00:21:19.569 --> 00:21:22.930 could be like, you know, I believe in God. My 00:21:22.930 --> 00:21:25.250 God is an asshole. Yes. Well, here's, here's 00:21:25.250 --> 00:21:27.890 the thing. Here's the thing. If you believe in 00:21:27.890 --> 00:21:31.579 a God. Right. You don't necessarily choose the 00:21:31.579 --> 00:21:33.819 God you believe in. Right. Right. Once you believe 00:21:33.819 --> 00:21:35.640 in it, like if you believe in a God and you're 00:21:35.640 --> 00:21:38.140 like, I believe in that one. Right. Then whether 00:21:38.140 --> 00:21:40.079 he's an asshole or not isn't up to you. It's 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:43.079 up to God. Right. Right. And, and like the, the 00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:46.279 Bible God, right? Right. The one for, for whom 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:49.579 people are God -fearing. Right. He's an asshole. 00:21:50.059 --> 00:21:52.690 No, I get that. Like if you read, say like, Yeah, 00:21:52.730 --> 00:21:56.069 you read some old timey stuff. It's like, and 00:21:56.069 --> 00:21:58.529 then God got angry and fucking flooded a village 00:21:58.529 --> 00:22:00.990 or some shit like that. Yeah, there's like all 00:22:00.990 --> 00:22:04.609 that. Or just basic shit that they tell you is 00:22:04.609 --> 00:22:07.029 part of the sales pitch. They tell you about 00:22:07.029 --> 00:22:09.549 heaven, and they're like, and also there's hell. 00:22:10.210 --> 00:22:13.069 And you say, what's hell? And they're like, oh, 00:22:13.069 --> 00:22:15.069 I don't know. Like, if you use the Lord's name 00:22:15.069 --> 00:22:18.109 in vain, like, he takes that personally and he'll 00:22:18.109 --> 00:22:21.529 torture you for eternity. Sorry to laugh again. 00:22:21.769 --> 00:22:25.309 Yeah, I just think I you see but but change change 00:22:25.309 --> 00:22:30.450 change. God is love. Yeah I just think hell is 00:22:30.450 --> 00:22:33.329 Like I've watched a lot of TV shows and there's 00:22:33.329 --> 00:22:35.109 this one I watched and I can't remember what 00:22:35.109 --> 00:22:37.089 what it was But there's this version of hell 00:22:37.089 --> 00:22:41.160 where the sky and did suburbia And this is his 00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:42.980 version of hell, right? Because everybody has, 00:22:43.259 --> 00:22:45.220 according to the show, everybody had their own 00:22:45.220 --> 00:22:47.980 version of hell, right? It's different for everybody. 00:22:48.380 --> 00:22:50.299 Which I could kind of get behind, right? It's 00:22:50.299 --> 00:22:52.519 not like you're, it's not like you know your 00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:54.339 soul's being tortured, right? You just think 00:22:54.339 --> 00:22:57.200 you're living, you don't even, like, in this 00:22:57.200 --> 00:22:59.680 theory, I guess, is that you don't even realize, 00:22:59.720 --> 00:23:02.380 like, you're fucking dead, right? You live in 00:23:02.380 --> 00:23:05.160 suburbia, you have this house, and I'm like... 00:23:05.049 --> 00:23:06.769 Things are normal, like you're waking up, having 00:23:06.769 --> 00:23:08.390 breakfast, you're talking to your kid, you're 00:23:08.390 --> 00:23:10.670 talking to your wife, right? And the wife goes, 00:23:10.809 --> 00:23:12.970 hey, could you go down to the basement and grab 00:23:12.970 --> 00:23:15.589 some fucking something from the basement or whatever? 00:23:15.589 --> 00:23:17.769 Uh huh. We're at a toilet paper, you go to the 00:23:17.769 --> 00:23:19.890 basement and you're walking down to the basement 00:23:19.890 --> 00:23:21.950 and you know, there's something, you're kind 00:23:21.950 --> 00:23:24.069 of like something like, no, no, no, there's something 00:23:24.069 --> 00:23:26.589 kind of fishy about this basement thing. Okay. 00:23:26.910 --> 00:23:28.470 And you get down to the basement and there's 00:23:28.470 --> 00:23:31.750 some fucking big org fucker down there. Uh huh. 00:23:31.990 --> 00:23:34.400 And he torches you. Okay. And then you wake up 00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:36.940 and the whole day starts over again. Yeah. That's 00:23:36.940 --> 00:23:39.299 like one person's version of hell in this TV 00:23:39.299 --> 00:23:41.680 show. Yeah. That's like this person's version 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:43.779 of hell. Imagine the surprise and the terror. 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.279 Yeah. That's part of it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, 00:23:46.279 --> 00:23:48.380 if you wake up and you know what you're in store 00:23:48.380 --> 00:23:51.460 for, they've given up on surprise and, well, 00:23:51.460 --> 00:23:53.539 there's probably still terror, but they've given 00:23:53.539 --> 00:23:56.099 up on the showmanship of it. Right. I mean, come 00:23:56.099 --> 00:23:57.859 on. I think they just, like, as soon as you're 00:23:57.859 --> 00:23:59.779 tortured enough, they just kind of wipe your 00:23:59.779 --> 00:24:01.319 mind or whatever, and you just start the day 00:24:01.319 --> 00:24:03.920 over. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. That 00:24:03.920 --> 00:24:07.140 doesn't sound bad, I mean... That doesn't sound 00:24:07.140 --> 00:24:10.400 bad? Going downstairs to get some toilet paper 00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:12.279 and being tortured for the rest of the day by 00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:15.559 an orc? Okay, in the grand scheme of hells. Yeah? 00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:19.500 Not knowing that I'm dead. Yeah. And just repeating 00:24:19.500 --> 00:24:21.940 the same thing over and over again. Uh -huh. 00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:24.700 It sounds way better to me than actually knowing 00:24:24.700 --> 00:24:28.039 I'm dead, being down in this fiery pit of hell, 00:24:28.579 --> 00:24:31.119 and getting my soul tortured over and over again. 00:24:31.339 --> 00:24:33.700 Yeah, well, that's the hell you're gonna go to. 00:24:34.339 --> 00:24:37.539 Because God knows that's worse for you. And because 00:24:37.539 --> 00:24:43.140 you used his name improperly. And so he got angry 00:24:43.140 --> 00:24:46.000 and he's gonna torture you for eternity in the 00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:48.839 fiery pit, where they fucking take the skin off 00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:51.779 your living body. That's not gonna be fun. I'd 00:24:51.779 --> 00:24:54.039 rather have the suburbia one. You'd rather have 00:24:54.039 --> 00:24:56.140 the suburbia one? Yeah, I'd rather wake up in 00:24:56.140 --> 00:24:57.880 suburbia and think everything's cool until I 00:24:57.880 --> 00:24:59.799 go down to the basement. Think everything's cool 00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:01.660 until you go down to the basement and get fucking 00:25:01.660 --> 00:25:03.980 sex dungeoned by an orc. Yeah, that's great. 00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:06.619 That's better. That's the better option than 00:25:06.619 --> 00:25:09.660 fucking getting my skin killed. No, I mean, I'm 00:25:09.660 --> 00:25:12.160 with you, man. That's the one I would choose, 00:25:12.259 --> 00:25:13.779 too. That's how I know I'm going to the fiery 00:25:13.779 --> 00:25:17.420 pit as well. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I kind of I 00:25:17.420 --> 00:25:18.859 kind of think I've already been through hell, 00:25:18.859 --> 00:25:21.369 so. Well, it can't be as bad as what I've been 00:25:21.369 --> 00:25:22.829 through. Oh, there's always something worse. 00:25:23.269 --> 00:25:27.609 True. Yeah, true. Anyone else? I had to adult 00:25:27.609 --> 00:25:30.289 yesterday, dude. And I was thinking about this 00:25:30.289 --> 00:25:33.109 the other day. You know me. You're 87 years old. 00:25:33.329 --> 00:25:35.690 You had to do that sometimes. 87 and a half. 00:25:36.289 --> 00:25:41.109 Yeah. So I threw on my Depends. I had to go fucking 00:25:41.109 --> 00:25:43.910 do some shit, right? I had to go register. I 00:25:43.910 --> 00:25:45.890 had to go get my car smogged. I had to go pay 00:25:45.890 --> 00:25:48.450 my registration. And I was thinking about it, 00:25:48.769 --> 00:25:50.740 man. Like, I don't fucking... There was a time 00:25:50.740 --> 00:25:52.339 where I didn't care about any of that stuff. 00:25:52.539 --> 00:25:55.160 Yeah, I remember. Yeah, I'm like... I'm like, 00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:57.799 dude, I don't care if I'm driving around on expired 00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:01.059 tags... Yeah. ...until I can't get my license 00:26:01.059 --> 00:26:03.319 back. And then I'm like, why can't I get my license 00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:06.420 back? Oh, this is bullshit. Yeah, exactly. Fucking 00:26:06.420 --> 00:26:09.819 victim mentality, right? Uh -huh, yeah. Oh, oh, 00:26:09.819 --> 00:26:12.960 I thought I took care of... Oh, man. You know, 00:26:13.000 --> 00:26:14.819 you throw the DMV some money, guess what? You 00:26:14.819 --> 00:26:17.640 get your license back. Mm -hmm. It's my experience 00:26:17.640 --> 00:26:19.799 anyway. So anyway, I was taking care of this 00:26:19.799 --> 00:26:21.099 stuff and I was thinking about that. I was like, 00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:23.700 man, I'm really, I'm actually kind of glad I 00:26:23.700 --> 00:26:26.160 get to do this now. Like I don't have to fucking 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.940 worry about fucking driving down the road and 00:26:29.940 --> 00:26:32.740 getting pulled over. Cause you know how bad it 00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:34.579 was. Like the cop would pull, I would get pulled 00:26:34.579 --> 00:26:37.220 over and the cop would be like, oh, so back in 00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:41.660 1989. Right. Yeah, I remember all this, yeah. 00:26:41.940 --> 00:26:45.000 Back in 1989, you had a driving with like something 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:47.519 stupid, dude. And I was too afraid to go to court 00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.740 and show up to court. It wasn't like I was trying 00:26:49.740 --> 00:26:52.000 to get away with something. It was like, I was 00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:54.440 too afraid. Like, honestly, like I was a kid. 00:26:54.539 --> 00:26:57.380 I was like this guy that was just, I don't want 00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:00.039 to go in front of a judge. Yeah. Right? And I 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:01.799 wouldn't tell anybody any of this stuff. And 00:27:01.799 --> 00:27:03.380 I would just try to figure it out. And then I 00:27:03.380 --> 00:27:06.920 wouldn't go. And so that turns into a fucking 00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:10.240 $2 ,000 fine. Right? Twenty years later, yeah. 00:27:10.259 --> 00:27:12.900 Twenty years later, I'm driving down the road, 00:27:13.259 --> 00:27:15.380 and I think I'm cool, right? Because they gave 00:27:15.380 --> 00:27:17.859 me my license back, so I think it's okay. Like, 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.839 I have it in my wallet. And I'm driving down 00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:22.960 the road, and they're like, oh yeah, by the way, 00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:26.619 in 1989, you were driving without a fucking seatbelt, 00:27:26.660 --> 00:27:29.160 and you didn't go to court. So there's a warrant 00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:33.440 from 1989 for you. And we don't really care about, 00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:36.460 you know... Nevada cops dude, they would just 00:27:36.460 --> 00:27:38.619 pull me over they would pull me over and be like 00:27:38.619 --> 00:27:42.119 I'm like, dude Are you serious 1989? Are you 00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.599 serious? You're like, yep 1989, dude now in in 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.079 all fairness at the time you were driving a drug 00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:50.640 dealer car You weren't a drug dealer, but you 00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.299 were driving a drug dealer car. Yeah. Oh, yeah, 00:27:53.299 --> 00:27:56.400 it was I was driving that fucking BMW Yeah, I 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.259 fucking hated that that car was cool to have 00:27:58.259 --> 00:28:02.039 for like a month. Yeah, I I drove that car from 00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:05.000 I drove that car from where it was. It wasn't 00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:07.480 a drug dealer car. And I drove that thing from 00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:09.579 where it was impounded in the South Bay all the 00:28:09.579 --> 00:28:12.420 way up to Marin. Oh, that must have been nice. 00:28:12.660 --> 00:28:14.319 Because that car didn't move. It was, man. It 00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.200 was a cruise. I didn't even realize how fast 00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:19.160 I was going until I... That car, you had to go 00:28:19.160 --> 00:28:21.980 80. Like, you just had to. There was no... Like, 00:28:21.980 --> 00:28:23.720 you went 60 or something like that. You were 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.180 going too slow. Yeah. But at the same time, like, 00:28:26.180 --> 00:28:28.700 I knew if I fucking dug into, like, a hole in 00:28:28.700 --> 00:28:31.019 the upholstery or something, God only knows what 00:28:31.019 --> 00:28:33.640 you're gonna find in there. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.740 that car was my ego car, right? That was full 00:28:36.740 --> 00:28:40.919 ego, full fucking, like, I want a nice car. And 00:28:40.919 --> 00:28:43.559 it used to be a nice car 10 years before you 00:28:43.559 --> 00:28:45.920 acquired it. Yeah. And then, and then it had 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:49.000 like a CV problem, like the CV, like I needed 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:51.240 a new, what was it, to get it to pass smog, I 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:53.140 needed something. It was like a CV joint or some 00:28:53.140 --> 00:28:57.140 shit like that. And it was like $5, it was like 00:28:57.140 --> 00:29:00.220 800 bucks. Yeah. And I just remember, I just 00:29:00.220 --> 00:29:01.640 remember being like, dude, I don't want to deal 00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:05.000 with that. And I just drove it around. You just 00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:08.200 drove it illegally. Yeah. I learned my lesson, 00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:10.059 man. See, here's the thing, people is like, I 00:29:10.059 --> 00:29:12.000 can laugh at all this shit now because I've dealt 00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.259 with it and I've learned my lesson and I don't 00:29:14.259 --> 00:29:16.759 do that shit anymore. Like all that said, though, 00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:20.220 in that situation, maybe like the responsible 00:29:20.220 --> 00:29:23.940 thing to do. Oh, yeah. Was just to drive it around 00:29:23.940 --> 00:29:27.119 illegally until the police pulled you over, took 00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.279 it away. Then you pay then you pay the fine for 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:32.660 driving an unregistered vehicle if there is even 00:29:32.660 --> 00:29:35.359 a fine for that. But you let them keep the car. 00:29:35.470 --> 00:29:39.369 Well, no, I wound up donating it and got a tax 00:29:39.369 --> 00:29:41.809 write -out for it. I remember. I'm just thinking 00:29:41.809 --> 00:29:45.589 about it now. And I did do the responsible thing 00:29:45.589 --> 00:29:48.809 and I stopped driving it. Yeah, I remember that 00:29:48.809 --> 00:29:51.549 too. Like, because it was just like, dude, that 00:29:51.549 --> 00:29:53.269 car just, it was just like all of a sudden, it 00:29:53.269 --> 00:29:55.990 was just like too much. And I remember like deciding 00:29:55.990 --> 00:29:58.470 right there and then like whatever it took to 00:29:58.470 --> 00:30:00.609 get my license back. Like that's what I was going 00:30:00.609 --> 00:30:02.630 to do. Like I was going to, I'll pay the money, 00:30:02.630 --> 00:30:04.609 I'll pay whatever. And thank God for student 00:30:04.609 --> 00:30:06.950 loans. Cause I was in school at that time and 00:30:06.950 --> 00:30:09.809 I used my student loans to pay back all my shit 00:30:09.809 --> 00:30:14.650 for my license. And I, and I used it for some 00:30:14.650 --> 00:30:18.410 books and books for the classes I took. Look, 00:30:18.490 --> 00:30:20.569 it's, it's perfectly legitimate to use it for 00:30:20.569 --> 00:30:23.089 transportation to class. Right. Yeah. Right. 00:30:23.269 --> 00:30:26.630 And I swore, and I also swore that day, like 00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:30.789 I'm going to get a nice, like incognito car that, 00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:33.630 that I could go kind of fast in that they're 00:30:33.630 --> 00:30:35.549 not going to be like, it's not going to be like 00:30:35.549 --> 00:30:36.789 every time they see it, they're going to pull 00:30:36.789 --> 00:30:38.690 over and like, I got a car that blends in because 00:30:38.690 --> 00:30:40.650 there's so many of them on the road. Yeah, you 00:30:40.650 --> 00:30:42.730 got a nice Nissan. No, it's not a Nissan. It's 00:30:42.730 --> 00:30:44.750 a Hyundai. It's a Hyundai. Whatever it is, it's 00:30:44.750 --> 00:30:48.589 a cool little fucking Korean car. Yeah, and there's 00:30:48.589 --> 00:30:51.329 so many of them out there that I just blend in. 00:30:51.329 --> 00:30:54.450 Yeah, you got to just... The color I got, everything, 00:30:54.470 --> 00:30:56.049 and I did it on purpose. Yeah, fuck, you got 00:30:56.049 --> 00:30:58.190 it in silver. That's a counting color. Yeah. 00:30:58.230 --> 00:31:00.190 Yeah. Yeah, and there's so many of the same color. 00:31:00.450 --> 00:31:02.309 Like, I could drive like an asshole if I wanted 00:31:02.309 --> 00:31:04.910 to. And I'm going to be like, oh, it was the 00:31:04.910 --> 00:31:07.970 other guy. But I'll tell you what, since that 00:31:07.970 --> 00:31:11.319 lesson I've learned... Right? With the BMW. I 00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:13.240 have not been pulled over for driving without 00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:15.460 a license. I have not been pulled over with driving 00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.859 without insurance. And I have not been pulled, 00:31:17.900 --> 00:31:19.960 and that was like, what, 10 years ago? Yeah. 00:31:19.980 --> 00:31:22.119 Yeah. So in 10 years, I have not been pulled 00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:24.980 over for any of that shit. Well, you couldn't 00:31:24.980 --> 00:31:27.920 be because you had a license, insurance, and 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:31.140 registration. Yeah. But, I mean, even if they 00:31:31.140 --> 00:31:33.420 did pull me over, like, like even going through 00:31:33.420 --> 00:31:35.539 DUI checkpoints now, I'm like happy to do it. 00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:37.660 And I'm just like, oh, here's my license. Yeah. 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:39.559 They're not gonna, they're not gonna be like, 00:31:39.720 --> 00:31:43.279 Hey, by the way, 1987. Yeah. Which, which they 00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:45.200 used to, you know, that was a concern before. 00:31:45.539 --> 00:31:47.599 I remember I used to have to avoid them. You 00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:50.539 know, I, I, I, I one time had the experience 00:31:50.539 --> 00:31:53.940 of coming up on a DIY checkpoint and realizing 00:31:53.940 --> 00:31:57.920 like, Oh shit, my registration's late. And fucking 00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:00.619 like darting, like darting out of the way last 00:32:00.619 --> 00:32:03.980 minute, hoping one of the fucking like, like, 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.440 cause they, they always keep a couple of cops. 00:32:06.670 --> 00:32:09.690 a couple of blocks back to chase people who do 00:32:09.690 --> 00:32:12.089 that. I was like, I hope they didn't do that. 00:32:12.430 --> 00:32:15.069 Cause I got, I got, I got away with it. Yeah. 00:32:15.210 --> 00:32:16.829 I did. I tried to do that a few months, like 00:32:16.829 --> 00:32:19.490 a month ago, there was a checkpoint by my house 00:32:19.490 --> 00:32:22.390 and I was coming up on a, I had one of my headlights 00:32:22.390 --> 00:32:24.210 was out. So I was driving them on a bright sun 00:32:24.210 --> 00:32:27.210 and I didn't realize it when I came off the freeway, 00:32:27.450 --> 00:32:29.009 they were still on because I usually just turn 00:32:29.009 --> 00:32:31.190 them off. Yeah. until I could get that headlight 00:32:31.190 --> 00:32:34.150 fixed, right? And I'm coming off the freeway 00:32:34.150 --> 00:32:36.950 and the brights are still on, and I see the checkpoint, 00:32:37.650 --> 00:32:40.309 and I'm like, I usually, I don't like dealing 00:32:40.309 --> 00:32:42.809 with the cops around here. I just don't like 00:32:42.809 --> 00:32:45.390 dealing with them. Well, Roanard Park police 00:32:45.390 --> 00:32:50.730 are kind of, they're sketchy. Yeah. So I turned 00:32:50.730 --> 00:32:53.230 right by Rayleigh's shopping center to get to 00:32:53.230 --> 00:32:54.750 my house, because that's the other way I could 00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:58.789 go. And I got pulled over, right? And the guy 00:32:58.789 --> 00:33:00.900 was like, hey, You know, you look, you got your 00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:02.359 head, you got, what do you have your brights 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:04.359 on? And I was like, oh, I just got off of work 00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.279 and I was getting off the freeway, yadda, dadda, 00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.539 dadda. Right. And he was like, oh, do you have 00:33:09.539 --> 00:33:11.359 a headlight out? And I was honest with him. I'm 00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:13.980 like, yeah, I got a headlight out. And he asked 00:33:13.980 --> 00:33:15.960 me for my laces. He checked my shit and I was 00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:18.380 clean. And he came back and he was like, okay, 00:33:18.500 --> 00:33:20.119 just, you know, when he pulled, get off the freeway 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.680 until you get that fixed. I just turn off the 00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:25.829 brights. And I was like, holy shit, that's like 00:33:25.829 --> 00:33:28.250 almost never, like the guy pulled me over inside 00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:31.390 the Rayleigh shopping center. And I was like, 00:33:31.529 --> 00:33:33.069 I've never gotten away with it. He's like, I'm 00:33:33.069 --> 00:33:35.029 not gonna write you a ticket or anything because 00:33:35.029 --> 00:33:37.309 he asked me what I did for work and I told him 00:33:37.309 --> 00:33:40.049 and I was like, I just got off like a 10 hour 00:33:40.049 --> 00:33:43.150 shift. So he's like, okay, yeah, just get that 00:33:43.150 --> 00:33:47.549 fixed. So yeah, and then I got it fixed the next 00:33:47.549 --> 00:33:52.000 day. Well, headlights are easy enough. Pop the 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.500 thing out, put a new bulb in, there you go. Bingo 00:33:54.500 --> 00:33:56.880 -bungo. Yeah, I just don't mess around with that 00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.839 kind of shit anymore. It's just like you live 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:02.000 a little, maybe that's why I'm not gonna go to 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:05.119 hell. Have you ever used the Lord's name in vain? 00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:08.179 Plenty of times. Well, he'll hate you forever 00:34:08.179 --> 00:34:11.659 and peel the skin off you in the fire pit. I 00:34:11.659 --> 00:34:13.059 don't know if that's the hell I'm gonna get, 00:34:13.260 --> 00:34:15.559 Max. You used his name in vain. You're not gonna 00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:18.119 get off easy with the Orc Sex Dungeon. Yeah, 00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:21.329 that's kinda what I want. I mean, tough shit, 00:34:21.889 --> 00:34:24.889 man. Like, if I had a choice in hells, like, 00:34:24.989 --> 00:34:27.949 give me the orc fucking sex dungeon now, repeating 00:34:27.949 --> 00:34:30.789 the same day over and over again. Uh -huh. And 00:34:30.789 --> 00:34:33.090 just being oblivious and I'm just repeating the 00:34:33.090 --> 00:34:36.690 same day over and over again. Yeah. Or the woe 00:34:36.690 --> 00:34:40.269 of knowledgably spending eternity in the pit 00:34:40.269 --> 00:34:44.050 of fire and torment. Yeah. Yeah, like, you just 00:34:44.050 --> 00:34:46.489 know you're in there and it's gonna suck for 00:34:46.489 --> 00:34:49.579 eternity. Yeah. Or the other place to be, the 00:34:49.579 --> 00:34:51.480 other cool, the other, not cool, but the other 00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:53.719 place to be that wouldn't be so bad probably 00:34:53.719 --> 00:34:56.159 would be, what's the place between heaven and 00:34:56.159 --> 00:34:59.900 hell? Purgatory? Purgatory. Okay, like traditionally, 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:02.559 do you know what purgatory really is? Not traditionally, 00:35:02.860 --> 00:35:05.159 no. I mean, I don't know. I just know it's a 00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:07.500 place where spirits go that just can't go to 00:35:07.500 --> 00:35:10.159 either heaven or hell. So it's purgatory because 00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:13.000 that's where they purge the sin out of you before 00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.179 they can let you into heaven. Everybody's got 00:35:15.179 --> 00:35:18.320 some sin. Right. So for some period of time, 00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:21.840 whether it's 15 minutes or 15 ,000 years, nobody 00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:25.480 knows, but they will peel the skin off your living 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:28.380 body in the pit. Yeah. Until all the skin has 00:35:28.380 --> 00:35:31.639 been purged. No, it's the same fucking thing. 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:33.920 It's just for a limited period of time instead 00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:35.099 of forever. So maybe it would be better if I 00:35:35.099 --> 00:35:37.480 was just a lost soul and I just haunted people. 00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:41.199 And I would hump a fuck out of people. Yeah. 00:35:41.980 --> 00:35:44.019 Just pick somebody random and just fucking haunt 00:35:44.019 --> 00:35:45.900 their house. You don't have to pick someone. 00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:49.380 I mean, pick someone. Pick someone. Like, find 00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:51.139 someone who you're really interested in haunting. 00:35:51.420 --> 00:35:54.320 Just be like, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. 00:35:54.460 --> 00:35:56.380 And just fuck with them. Here's the thing about 00:35:56.380 --> 00:35:59.599 purgatory. It is a limited amount of time followed 00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:03.679 by eternity. in the light of the Lord. Right, 00:36:03.900 --> 00:36:06.280 and I assume heaven would be your personal, whatever 00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.019 your personal heaven would be, you know what 00:36:08.019 --> 00:36:10.639 I mean? However bad hell is, heaven should be 00:36:10.639 --> 00:36:12.480 that good. Right. You would think. Yeah, you 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.699 would think. Yeah. So, but having a God -fearing, 00:36:15.940 --> 00:36:18.780 being a God -fearing person though, would you 00:36:18.780 --> 00:36:21.960 be afraid that heaven would be that good? What 00:36:21.960 --> 00:36:23.559 do you mean afraid that it would be that good? 00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:27.260 Like if you fear God. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And 00:36:27.260 --> 00:36:30.659 your promise is paradise of heaven. Don't know. 00:36:30.659 --> 00:36:32.679 I just think it would be like a too big of a 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:35.139 promise for somebody like that's too big of a 00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:37.820 thing to actually think it's true I just rabbit 00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:40.440 fear God. I don't know that didn't make sense. 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:44.619 No You're saying somebody would believe in hell 00:36:44.619 --> 00:36:47.300 and be like but heaven sounds too good to be 00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:51.179 true. Yeah No, yeah, he'll send my soul to a 00:36:51.179 --> 00:36:54.920 pit of eternal torment and torture But heaven 00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:57.000 seems too good to be true. But what do you really 00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.590 hope for is inky blackness? would it really be 00:37:00.590 --> 00:37:03.130 like paradise? You know what I mean? I guess. 00:37:04.210 --> 00:37:05.969 I don't know. Anyway, I think that's gonna do 00:37:05.969 --> 00:37:08.590 it for our episode. Yeah. We've been going on. 00:37:08.730 --> 00:37:11.230 And look, we're not experts in God. And we're 00:37:11.230 --> 00:37:14.489 not spiritual. Well, kind of. But we're not fucking... 00:37:14.489 --> 00:37:16.550 We're not religious. We're not religious. We 00:37:16.550 --> 00:37:19.150 don't go to church. No. We don't read any holy 00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:22.190 books. But I was just curious why people say 00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:25.449 on their dating profile, I'm looking for a God 00:37:25.449 --> 00:37:27.550 -feared man. Yeah, they just want someone who 00:37:27.550 --> 00:37:32.179 takes their religion seriously. And by their 00:37:32.179 --> 00:37:34.480 religion, I don't mean they're looking for a 00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.900 man who takes his religion seriously. They look 00:37:37.900 --> 00:37:41.719 for a man who takes seriously as his own the 00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:44.460 religion that that woman believes. Right. I got 00:37:44.460 --> 00:37:47.860 it. Yeah. So that's going to do it for our episode. 00:37:48.219 --> 00:37:50.679 Hope you guys listen to the whole thing. Yeah. 00:37:51.820 --> 00:37:54.139 And until next time, people. Yeah. Don't show 00:37:54.139 --> 00:37:57.500 yourself in Costco while making eye contact. 00:37:58.909 --> 00:38:01.110 And being like, yeah, what you gonna do about 00:38:01.110 --> 00:38:04.730 it? Don't do that. Don't. Do it on public transportation. 00:38:04.989 --> 00:38:08.429 Don't do it. Anywhere. Until next time, people, 00:38:08.449 --> 00:38:39.139 don't be a dick. All right. free audio post -production 00:38:39.139 --> 00:38:41.980 by alphonic .com