1 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,160 Hey, welcome back to the Shane and I show my name is Shane. My name is Max and I need a haircut. 2 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:42,720 Yeah, you do. I remember when you had long hair too. I was just thinking about that the other day. 3 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,640 Yeah, that was back when my hair had a lot more color in it. 4 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,040 Yeah. Didn't you donate at all or something? 5 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:49,540 Yeah. 6 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:51,040 You do need a haircut. 7 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,120 I do need a haircut. 8 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,680 You look like a dirty hippie. 9 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,600 I feel like a person with too much hair. 10 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:01,120 Yeah, you look like a person with too much hair. That's the beauty of just getting a two all the way around. 11 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,960 You could get a two all the way around. 12 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Yeah, that's what I do. 13 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,760 But me, I'm not going to do that. 14 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,240 People are like, why do you still pay for it? 15 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,640 And I'm like, well, you know, because... 16 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,480 They do a good job. 17 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,200 They do a good job. 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:10,880 They do better than you. 19 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,840 During the pandemic, I learned that I can't fucking cut my own hair. 20 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,200 Dude, it's harder than it looks. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,920 Yeah. Anyway, this is the podcast about nothing. 22 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,040 That makes you think of something. 23 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,200 Hey, we got some sponsor stuff to get taking care of real quick. 24 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,320 We got a new sponsor for this podcast here. 25 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:28,640 We have Black Label Supplements. 26 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,040 Black Label Supplements. 27 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:30,880 I am actually... 28 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,160 People don't know this. 29 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,840 Maybe you don't know this in the podcast world. 30 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,920 Maybe you think I just live for fun, but I am actually a powerlifter. 31 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,720 A competitive powerlifter. 32 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,480 Man, as a competitive thrifter. 33 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:45,080 And Black Label Supplements is one of my sponsors for powerlifting. 34 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,160 And I asked them if it was OK if I threw them on a comedy podcast 35 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,480 to shout out their sponsorship for me. 36 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,480 And they said, no problem. 37 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,560 I don't think they know what they're in for. 38 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,400 But here we are. 39 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,080 So Black Label Supplements, they are third party tested. 40 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,480 If you need your pre-workout, you need your protein or what have you, 41 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,800 whatever you need, go to blacklabelsupplements.com. 42 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,360 Yeah. 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Very proper. 56 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:35,920 All right. 57 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,560 So all those people have passed on this for sponsorship. 58 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,600 You know what? 59 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,200 Yeah, fuck you. 60 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,080 Now we got two. 61 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,000 Now we got two. 62 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:42,680 Yeah. 63 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,520 And one of them isn't even my own company. 64 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,280 Yeah, that said, if somebody's willing to pay me to do it, 65 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,360 I'll do an hour of just sponsorship. 66 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,080 Yes. 67 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,960 And you can also go to our website, www.shayneandyshow.com. 68 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:59,640 And we have a little thing there where they come up. 69 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,040 And if you want to donate to the podcast, a little thing comes up. 70 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,920 It says donate to the podcast. 71 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,720 You could donate three bucks. 72 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,240 Send us a little message and we'll give you a shout out on the show. 73 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,280 Hell, yeah. 74 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,200 You want to donate more? 75 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,400 You could donate more. 76 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,520 It's up to you. 77 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,040 It's up to you. 78 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,680 We try to keep the thing as as inexpensive as possible, 79 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,480 but sometimes we have expenses. 80 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,440 There are expenses. 81 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:25,680 Yeah, it's not free to produce a reasonably OK podcast. 82 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,600 Reasonably OK podcast. 83 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,000 That's what we are. 84 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,200 You can for free produce a real dog shit podcast. 85 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:32,800 We've done that. 86 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,400 Yeah. 87 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,560 But to produce a reasonably OK one, it costs money. 88 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,200 Yeah. 89 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,200 I'm going to keep that to myself because every time I say that, 90 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,680 I think that's going to be the name of the episode. 91 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,560 I always change my mind. 92 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:45,240 I don't know. 93 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,200 I think a reasonably OK podcast. 94 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,920 What? 95 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,120 Why we had one episode I called an average podcast. 96 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:52,840 So. 97 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,360 Oh, yeah. 98 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,440 All right, that one's taken. 99 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,240 But let's move on. 100 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,440 Yes, let's get to the show. 101 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,600 Yeah, I was thinking about this. 102 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,760 You know, I was I was getting a little anxious coming over here. 103 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,640 I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about? 104 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,160 Like, it's been a while. 105 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,760 Like, we last episode we did was like August 30. 106 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,920 It was was it really? 107 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,360 Yeah. 108 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,160 So it's been a while. 109 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,240 That's close to a month. 110 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:16,720 Yeah. 111 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,200 Yeah. 112 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,800 And before that, it was like three weeks. 113 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,080 So we're a little out of practice. 114 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,760 And I was like, what the fuck are we going to talk about? 115 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,680 And I was like, you know what? 116 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,600 It's a podcast about nothing. 117 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,920 Yeah, we don't have to. 118 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,680 We could just sit here and do this. 119 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,600 Yeah, the whole episode and not mention anything worthwhile at all. 120 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,360 And we will fulfill our need for what our show is about. 121 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,080 We will have we will have kept up our side of the. 122 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,240 But I got some things. 123 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:39,680 All right. 124 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,760 I got a few things that I've been thinking of. 125 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,000 All right, tell me. 126 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,560 I've been thinking about this for a while 127 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,880 because I saw a friend of mine posted on Facebook 128 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,280 because some people that I know still post on Facebook. 129 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,600 Yeah. 130 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:51,520 And I agree with them. 131 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,480 He posted something to the effect of how he did because Oasis, 132 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,600 the band Oasis is having a reunion. 133 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,600 Oh, look, oh, so we're cool and British from the 90s. 134 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,520 Yes. 135 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,440 Yeah. 136 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,200 And I don't get Oasis, dude. 137 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,640 Well, you're my Wonderwall, baby. 138 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,680 I don't get it, dude. 139 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,440 But I remember them being like everybody was like, oh, they're 140 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,160 so dangerous and there's some British. 141 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,440 And they're so dangerous. 142 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,480 And like their music was just like fucking boring. 143 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,160 They were kind of like to me, to me is like the British incubus, 144 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,040 even though incubus came after Oasis. 145 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,480 I think they came around the same time. 146 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,800 They came around the same time. 147 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,160 It was all that 90s crap. 148 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,040 And to me, they're very, very similar. 149 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:31,400 Yeah. 150 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,040 Their sounds are slightly different, but they're just 151 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,960 there's something very similar about them. 152 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,400 But it's just like, you know, I was trying to talk to somebody 153 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,600 about it the other day and they're like, how do you not get Oasis? 154 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,760 And I'm like, look, man, I like guns and roses was fucking. 155 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,480 You want to talk about like dangerous matched up to the image 156 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,800 like the music was fucking there guns and roses. 157 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,720 Guns and roses. 158 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,520 You didn't know it. 159 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,360 You didn't know if they were going to fucking make it to their second record. 160 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,760 I mean, guys were fucking. 161 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,760 They kicked the drummer out because he did too much fucking heroin. 162 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,160 Yeah. 163 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,000 During recording, like. 164 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,560 The music matched the fucking. 165 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:04,800 Yeah. 166 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,600 And the music was fucking good. 167 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,240 Yeah. 168 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,920 And like with the Oasis, it was like, it was like, dude, you know, 169 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,480 I wonder why maybe you see this guy fucking whining about his brother 170 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,440 and he's hitting his brother on the fucking stage. 171 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,440 And it's like, that's not dangerous, dude. 172 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,720 You were just an idiot for getting in a band with your brother. 173 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,400 Yeah, that's that's not dangerous. 174 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,760 There's just being a petulant little bitch because you don't get along with your brother. 175 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,840 Yeah, that's all that is. 176 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,120 Yeah, you just replace your brother and get a difference, 177 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,520 probably get a better singer. 178 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,240 Yeah. 179 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,000 I got to say, though, like the guy, the other brother, the guy, 180 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 no, no, I'll know whatever. 181 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,200 No, is it no or no? 182 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,120 Well, I can't remember. 183 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:39,480 Don't know. 184 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,520 Don't care. 185 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,480 His solo stuff is actually pretty good. 186 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,160 Good for him. 187 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,720 But like, I always just as a whole, like, I don't get it. 188 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,560 But they're they're getting back together. 189 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,720 They're getting back together for like a buttload of money 190 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,040 and people are now making bets on how many. 191 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,240 How many shows are they going to make? 192 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,880 Shows they're going to make it. 193 00:06:55,880 --> 00:07:00,560 Look, if you honestly, like if somebody offered me a whole bunch of money 194 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,560 and they're like, all you have to do is just be with the guy you hate the most. 195 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,320 All you have to do is four shows a night, four shows a week 196 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,440 with the guy you hate the most for a couple of months. 197 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,240 For a couple months. 198 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,440 And and and you get and you get your million dollars or whatever. 199 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,920 You guys can even have a little argument on stage. 200 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,320 You know, OK, as long as you show up for every show, you know what? 201 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,600 I would do my utmost to make that happen. 202 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:26,320 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's British money, but it's still a buttload of money. 203 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,200 A pound is worth more than a dollar. 204 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,720 Yeah. So that's that's the one thing I don't get. 205 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,480 And then like the chains of day, everybody's flipping out 206 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,200 because James Addiction got into a fight on stage and it's like, dude, 207 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,240 it's like if I remember right, James Addiction didn't get along when they were big. 208 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,520 Yeah. Also, James Addiction, another band that I just don't get it. 209 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,520 Yeah. They're another band that I don't get either. 210 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,320 Yeah. I'm like, you know, they they they had a couple of fun songs, but that was it. 211 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,880 Yeah. I just I just don't get it. Yeah. 212 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,960 I agree. No, I agree. 213 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:59,800 I mean, I think maybe there are too much into the heroin, but I just never got it, dude. 214 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,360 Like I was just like, all right, I understand the Smashing Pumpkins. 215 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:04,840 They're actually pretty entertaining. 216 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,800 The Smashing Pumpkins are great, man. 217 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,200 And some of that 90s stuff, but like James Addiction is like, 218 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,960 I don't really care that they're back together and I'm not going to pay 219 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,360 a buttload of money to go see a band that's probably going to do one fucking 220 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,480 one more tour and then fucking hate each other, except they only did three stops. 221 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,280 And they got into a fight on stage. 222 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,560 Oh, oh, shit. 223 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,120 So they didn't they didn't make it. 224 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,640 And now they got to pay all these people back that paid them 225 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,960 that like paid them up front for the tour. 226 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,840 Good luck. 227 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,560 That's what happens when you cancel a tour. 228 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,440 That is what happens when you cancel a tour. 229 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,760 So there's that. I mean, we're not a music show, but, you know, 230 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,680 those are the couple of things that are going on in it. 231 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:44,120 Well, I mean, there's a whole, you know, baby oil incident. 232 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,160 The excuse me. 233 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,520 How do you not know about I don't know anything about a baby oil? 234 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,480 I know about the diddler, the diddler, the diddler. 235 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,760 Oh, my God. 236 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,040 I would just continue. 237 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,840 All right. You don't know about Diddy. 238 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,080 Oh, did he? Yes. 239 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,480 Like Sean Diddy come. Yes. 240 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,640 Puff Daddy. Yes. 241 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,760 Yeah. No, I heard he got in trouble for some shit. 242 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,160 Yeah, dude, he's going down. 243 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,800 He and a bunch of people had these freakout parties. 244 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,200 Yeah. 245 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,240 Where they just had these crazy fucking crazy 246 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,680 word yeasts or whatever. OK. 247 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,320 With underage women, underage dudes, whatever have you. 248 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,200 OK, yes. So did he's going down. 249 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,600 And when one of the raids they found over a hunt, 250 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,080 they found something like a thousand bottles of baby oil. 251 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:24,600 That is a lot of baby oil. 252 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,280 Dude, did he? 253 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,200 What are you doing with that? 254 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,360 A bunch of baby oil. 255 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,440 So much baby. 256 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,440 Also, because with baby oil, a little bit goes up very long. 257 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,040 Yeah. But dude, like, 258 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,400 that's like a storage unit full of baby oil. 259 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,680 That it have. Have you ever have you ever used baby oil for like, 260 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,680 like fun time stuff? Yes. 261 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,280 Yeah. First off, first off, you get you have to get over the fact 262 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,960 that it has baby in the name. Yeah. 263 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,880 And they found. Yeah. 264 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,560 But it's very effective stuff. 265 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,880 And a little bit goes a long way. 266 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,960 Yeah. And and there's other people that are involved in this. 267 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,760 Endowment, a thousand bottles over a thousand bottles. 268 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,640 Oh, my. Yeah. 269 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,560 That's so much. Yeah. 270 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,360 There's other people like he record. 271 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,480 They found recordings of all this stuff. 272 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,800 They found like not only like video, but audio. 273 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 Yeah. 274 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:15,560 So he would bug rooms of people at his house having sex. 275 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,600 So you're like just video, just audio, just audio. 276 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,800 And so there's a lot of video. 277 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,800 But dude, there's like people that big, pretty famous people that are 278 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,880 like fucking involved in this and are like going down. 279 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,320 How do you not know about this whole case? 280 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,320 I mean, I heard something about puffed daddy getting in trouble and. 281 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,120 Yeah, he got it right. He got arrested. 282 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,960 Dude, he got arrested by the feds. 283 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,280 So they, you know, it's a pretty fucking big deal. 284 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:41,240 Yeah. Well, I heard about it and I don't care enough to look into it. 285 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,720 And I just. Either do I. 286 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,880 And it was all over the place and everybody was talking about it. 287 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,680 Yeah. I figured it is just some other rich, powerful guy who got in trouble 288 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,920 because he let his dick make decisions. 289 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,840 And you're not supposed to let your dick make all the decisions. 290 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,600 He didn't. He didn't more than make his dick make decisions. 291 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:01,520 Well, it sounds like what got him in trouble was letting his dick make decisions. 292 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,320 But yeah, man, he's going down. 293 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,760 And he he there's a bunch of other people that are pretty famous 294 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,920 that are like wiping all their shit clean of them. 295 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,320 They're trying to get there. 296 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,520 But like they were there. 297 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,040 Yeah, everybody knows they were there. 298 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,480 They could fight shit. You delete shit. They could find it. 299 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,840 And this is the feds, man. 300 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,760 That means they got a fucking case. 301 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,960 Yeah. They denied him bail. Right. 302 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,280 So he was like, I'll put up 50 million dollars. 303 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,440 I'll put up two of my mom's houses. 304 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:33,840 So I'll put up two of my mom's houses. 305 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,120 I'll fucking wear an ankle bracelet. 306 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,640 And then the judge was like, no, you're going to sit in jail. 307 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,320 Yeah, not only is he sitting in jail, 308 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,960 he's like sitting in like one of the toughest jails in Brooklyn. 309 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:50,600 OK, well, I mean, that's probably what he gets for fucking letting 310 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,200 his dick make all these decisions. 311 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,200 Totally your dick decisions. 312 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,640 Yeah, you know what the, you know, dude, that's like that's just I mean, 313 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:04,080 you can't like, I mean, it's pretty it's pretty like freak off parties. 314 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:04,760 You know what I mean? 315 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,320 Like he had freak off parties. 316 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,400 So yeah, I guess you're right. 317 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,000 He was letting his dick make decisions. 318 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Yeah, look, if you're going to. 319 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,240 OK, first off, like no judgment if you're going to have sex parties 320 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,680 where everybody is a fucking consenting adult. 321 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,040 I think that's the key is consenting. 322 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:24,240 Yeah, I don't think these people are consenting to having video and all that shit. 323 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:24,960 Right, right. 324 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,600 So it's one thing if you're doing a party with consenting adults 325 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,960 and you're not secretly recording shit, right? 326 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:35,360 It's another thing if any of those if any of those like particulars 327 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,800 the consenting the adult, the recording for on secret, if that happens, 328 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,000 if that's not good, you fucking Jesus fuck, did he? 329 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,280 I mean, what the fuck? 330 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,520 He's getting he's getting charges like one of the charges is like racketeering, 331 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,200 dude, because he would blackmail people after he had the tapes. 332 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,440 He would fucking blackmail people. 333 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,600 So we got like we got like an Epstein situation almost. 334 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,880 Yes, yes, because that was his deal. Yeah. 335 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,480 Well, fuck, man. Yeah. 336 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,280 Let's so I know what's going to happen now. 337 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,360 I know it's going to happen. 338 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,360 Yeah, we go to a dark place because I was going to keep this light. 339 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,560 Well, can we just say we know what's going to happen? 340 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,920 Because I know what's going to happen to. 341 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:13,200 I also know it's going to happen. 342 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,760 And we don't need to say it, I don't think. 343 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,360 Well, I'm going to say it anyway. I'm going to say it anyway. Go ahead. 344 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,680 Look, a lot of a lot of fucking details are going to come out. 345 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:24,720 And then suddenly they'll fucking like nobody will talk about them. 346 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,640 At least nobody like, you know, who matters will talk about them. 347 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,920 And then shit will get swept under the rug. 348 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:34,560 And, you know, a few folks will have to fucking hide their faces for a couple of years. 349 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:39,000 But all the fucking all the fucking important people are going to get away 350 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,040 with going to Diddy's rape parties. 351 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. 352 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,920 The feds have a fuck. 353 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,520 They have they have a pretty fucking good case. Yeah. 354 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,440 Then I don't think I think Diddy's going to pay the price. 355 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,160 Yes, they oh, no, Diddy's definitely going to pay the price. 356 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,480 Right. Just like Epstein paid the price. Right. 357 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,520 Did you you're talking you're talking about people associated with the freakout parties? 358 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:03,000 Yeah, the like the the important people who were associated with that. 359 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,040 They hide their face for a little while. They're going to get away with it. 360 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,680 Yeah. Diddy might just like and I'm doing air quotes now, 361 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:13,480 he might commit suicide in his cell and beat himself up in the process. 362 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,840 You know, just like Epstein. Yeah. I don't think. 363 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,880 Hey, man, it's just weird. 364 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,840 Like if you get rich, the thing with rich people, 365 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,920 I was thinking about this, dude, the thing with rich people is like, 366 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,240 do they just get bored and they're just like, I got all this money now. 367 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,040 Why don't I just have freak out? 368 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,040 Why don't I just have fucking orgies? 369 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,360 I could rent an island and have orgies on an island, 370 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,840 which by the way, of and by itself would be cool. 371 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah. But if you're Epstein, you can buy the island. 372 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,640 Yeah. And as long as everybody's consenting, right? 373 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,600 Everybody going to the adult and adult and everybody going to the island is like, 374 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,120 OK, this is what we're going for. 375 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,080 You sign a little NDA or whatever and you're like, OK, yeah, 376 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,680 it's not going to leave the island. 377 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,920 Right. We go and have fucking crazy sex and it'll be good. 378 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,720 Mm hmm. Yeah. 379 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,360 That's OK. Yes. 380 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,960 But when you do it in secret and you're like, oh, by the way, 381 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,560 you remember that party you were at last week at my house? 382 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720 Yeah. At my island. 383 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:09,960 Now, that that said, depending on where you are and how you use it, 384 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,640 it's not illegal to fucking record people. 385 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,440 Right. But it is if you're using it to blackmail. 386 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,240 It is if you're using it to blackmail. 387 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,320 Which is where the racketeering charge comes from. 388 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:24,160 Yeah. Apparently, it's a pretty it's pretty deep as far as racketeering goes. 389 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,280 Well, sure. Yeah. 390 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:30,080 So but I was I was talking to I was talking to a friend of mine 391 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,360 who works in the adult industry. 392 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,880 And she was saying it's like she was saying it's like, OK, 393 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:39,960 like we know when we go to set or whatever, like it's consenting. 394 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,080 You sign paperwork and all that, you know, you're being filmed or whatever. 395 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,400 If I go someplace, if consenting adults are doing that, it's OK. 396 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,240 Yes. But if you're recording it in secret, that's not OK. 397 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,120 That's not OK. 398 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,240 Yeah. She's like, and it's weird. 399 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,640 It's it's just weird when you get that much money and you're just you're. 400 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,120 I don't know if you're just like I'm bored, like I have a wife and four kids, 401 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,240 but I'm bored. 402 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,040 I have a theory of this. 403 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,880 You played on me. All right. 404 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,320 A lot of times people seek money 405 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,880 because they're trying to find fulfillment. 406 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,040 Right. And, you know, that's kind of a basic. 407 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,360 If I have my million dollars, I can take my nice vacation and get fulfillment. 408 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,640 Right. Right. 409 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:26,640 But then then then sometimes people like Puffy, maybe will get all that money 410 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,360 and still be unfulfilled because it turns out money can't buy love or whatever. 411 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:36,480 Right. And so they just keep pushing the boundaries further and further 412 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,280 looking for that fulfillment. 413 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,960 They can never find it. 414 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,520 Until eventually they've pushed it to the point where they get rated by the feds 415 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,240 and all the shit goes down and and yeah. 416 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,040 And dude, they're talking like you stuff since the mind is, bro. 417 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,640 Of course, that was when Puffy was his most puffy. 418 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,000 That was that was back when he was still puff daddy. 419 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,160 So there's that. 421 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,400 Yeah. The second the second he went P. Diddy, 422 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,280 he wasn't even cool anymore. 423 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,920 No, he wasn't. 424 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,360 That was when you know he got the money and it wasn't enough. 425 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,120 So he's like, I'm going to reinvent myself. 426 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,000 I'm going to be I'm going to be the only person I ever reinvented themselves 427 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,440 to be cooler was Prince Prince. 428 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,680 Yeah. When he was just a symbol because he was mad at the record company. 429 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,160 Yeah. He was fucking taking a stand on principle. 430 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,160 Yeah. Yes. 431 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,400 But that's the only person I've ever seen in the music industry that's been like, 432 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,920 yeah, I like I'm taking a stand. 433 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,000 I master everything. 434 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,200 I play every instrument. 435 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,480 Why am I giving them money? 436 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,280 Yeah. So here's my new name. 437 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,160 It's a symbol. 438 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,600 It was a symbol. Yeah. 439 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,480 Try to market this. Yeah. 440 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,200 But there is that. 441 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,800 And then and then the other thing is this is kind of a weird episode, I guess. 442 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,560 But the other thing is I've been watching kind of watching a few friends, 443 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,760 a couple of friends of mine just kind of go through some shit. 444 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,120 Kind of like one guy got caught up in the ditty thing. 445 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,200 No, didn't get caught up in the ditty thing. 446 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,120 It's this is I'm trying to get away from that. 447 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,920 So it's not such a dark episode. 448 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,080 But maybe this is going to make it a dark episode, too, because like, you know, 449 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:10,960 I've watched that I've watched one friend of mine just like walk away from his life. 450 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:17,560 Like what like kids off himself or just fucking go on a walk about something. 451 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,880 Just fucking walk away. 452 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,040 Huh. 453 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,400 I don't want to get into detail. 454 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,520 I don't know. I mean, I'm kind of trying to keep it general, but just like, 455 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,520 you know, I don't know the circumstances or anything like that. 456 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,040 I just know like he was just like all of a sudden one day, he's like, oh, yeah, by the way, 457 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,240 by the way, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah. 458 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,240 All right. So I'm going to move to the city or whatever. 459 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440 And it's just like it's weird. 460 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:46,640 I guess watching friends go through, I guess, what would be a midlife crisis? 461 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,520 Right? Yeah. 462 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,840 Because I feel like right now, like I'm not I 463 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,400 there's no need for one for me, right? 464 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:00,440 But watching other people, it's just like, dude, I had mine when I was 18 somehow. 465 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,400 Yeah, but it's coming again, dude. 466 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,560 I'm telling you. 467 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,640 You're telling I'm not quite 40 yet. 468 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,240 Yeah, it's going to hit. 469 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,080 It's going to hit. 470 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:08,880 You're going to hit. 471 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,640 It's going to hit. 472 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,040 And you dudes do one or two things. 473 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,520 You either get all crazy and you try to buy sports cars. 474 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,800 I got a camper in a truck. 475 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:21,720 Yeah. But then another dude's regressed to like their fucking 15 year old selves. 476 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,040 Yeah, they fucking buy video games. 477 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,280 They fucking that's the new trend, right? 478 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,680 That's the new thing I see guys doing that hit like. 479 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,880 Well, it's it's it's a lot easier to afford than a new fucking sports car. 480 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,760 They buy video games or they and they fucking start acting like a 15 year old 481 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,000 when they're like 40, 45, which I guess is more a little less harmless 482 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,520 than just walking away from your life. 483 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840 Yeah, definitely. 484 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,240 I mean, I got an Xbox last year, but I almost never touched the thing. 485 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,200 Yeah, I thought I would get along with you. 486 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,280 It's just weird watching people and I'm trying not to do this because like I don't know. 487 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,120 Like I said, I don't know the circumstances. 488 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,600 Maybe it was he was just in a horrible put it was a horrible marriage 489 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,280 through the from the beginning or whatever. 490 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,320 You know what I mean? Maybe at a stroke and and I don't know. 491 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:12,040 The circuit as a person observing, I'm going to say this as a person observing. 492 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,160 It's just when you think somebody has it all together 493 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,120 because you like look at some people and you're like, man, that guy just has it all together. 494 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,200 Yeah, it all. Yeah. 495 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,480 And then you see something like that and you're like, oh, I guess maybe not. 496 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,960 Yeah, that's kind of my point. 497 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,720 OK, right? 498 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,280 You never judge a book by its cover, I guess. 499 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,080 Well, maybe that's what happened to Diddy. 500 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,960 Except instead of walking away from everything, hey, instead of walking away from everything, 501 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,880 it's like, you know what? I'm just going to have freak parties now. 502 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,840 I'm just going to have freak parties. 503 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,360 Yeah. How do you explain that? 504 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,680 Shit, your kid, he's got like four kids, dude. 505 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,600 I bet he has more than that. 506 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,360 He does. Yeah, we don't know about it. 507 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,560 But so yeah, there's that. 508 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,400 I don't know. You got anything else? 509 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 We haven't done this in a while. 510 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,720 So all right. 511 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,960 Well, let me let me let me try to survey where we've been. 512 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,320 We went, did he? 513 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,840 Yes, to Epstein, back to Diddy. 514 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,360 We did the whole British. 515 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,640 We did the British thing. 516 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,680 We did the whole James Addiction thing. 517 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480 You know, it's kind of. 518 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:15,720 Yeah, man, I had more to say, but, you know, let's just start shooting the shit, I guess. 519 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,400 Yeah, let's what it is. 520 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,000 So people want to know why we haven't been recording on a regular basis, I guess. 521 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,400 That's the other thing that's been coming up. 522 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,680 A lot of it is I've been doing a lot of camping and a lot of camping. 523 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:30,440 Yeah, and and also just not structuring structuring my time back in town very well. 524 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,440 Right. So a lot of that's really on me. 525 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,880 Right. Yeah. 526 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,680 So it's not really my fault. 527 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,360 No, it's not. It's not Shane's fault. 528 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,320 It's Max's fault. 529 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,320 That's the thing about when you do a show like this. 530 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,720 So like I I was thinking about it the other day. 531 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,920 I was thinking about it like I could go get guests. 532 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,600 But I mean, I don't think the show would keep the same thing that we have 533 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,160 if we started bringing in guests. 534 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,880 I just don't what we'd have to try it. 535 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,840 Where it's not like we have one guest one time 536 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,080 and now we're committed to doing guests forever. 537 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,520 Right. Right. 538 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,760 Hey, so if you're out there and you want to be a guest in our show. 539 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,320 Oh, yeah. Send us an email. Send us an email. 540 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,240 If you want to talk about nothing, I'm not. 541 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,280 We won't interview you about anything that you got going on. 542 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480 We'll talk about nothing like we are right now. Yeah. 543 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,920 But if you want to talk about something, I'll be happy to have that. 544 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,280 Excuse me. 545 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,120 I'll be happy to have your something as a topic within reason. 546 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,320 Within reason. 547 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,800 But I can't guarantee I'll stick to the topic. 548 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,240 Yeah. Yeah. 549 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,240 You know, let's see if it works, because I've tried telling people 550 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,520 we're going to have guests on before. 551 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,960 And it's like part of it's my fault because I don't want to fucking book people. 552 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,800 Like I'm too lazy. OK. 553 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,640 Like people are like, oh, yeah, send me an email about your downloads and shit. 554 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,160 Maybe I'll be on your show and I'm like, I want to do that. 555 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,280 Yeah, nobody. 556 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,640 Our fucking metrics are not going to get anybody to. 557 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,560 I mean, we're pretty. 558 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,600 Hey, we're pretty fucking solid on our metrics. 559 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,600 We're a show that's been around for as long as we are. 560 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,320 Oh, yeah. That's the one thing I know is that, you know, 561 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,840 we have pretty solid downloads. 562 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,760 All right. Yeah. 563 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,640 We're not in the crazy, like, you know, 564 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,680 thousand downloads per episode category, but our downloads are steady. 565 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,080 And they're like it's we're in the 500 download range pretty much every episode 566 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,360 we release, so it's steady. Nice. 567 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:21,800 You know, and it's our downloads are pretty good. 568 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,000 Our engagement's good. 569 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720 You know, people like to show. 570 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800 Yeah, we don't get too many bad reviews. 571 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,440 Yeah. In fact, I don't remember getting a bad review. 572 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,840 I mean, in the beginning, we got a few. 573 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,960 I believe it because of our sound. 574 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,080 Oh, yeah. No, our sound was well, that was back when we that was back when we were 575 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,040 trying to do it for free. 576 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040 Yeah. Yeah. 577 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,200 Yeah. So if you're one of those people that are if you're doing a podcast, 578 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,560 like actually doing an audio podcast, like an old school podcast, 579 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,800 make sure you get a couple good microphones, get some of the record on. 580 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,000 Don't use your phone. 581 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,200 That's the mistake we made. 582 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,320 Do they do non audio podcasts now? 583 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,000 They do YouTube. 584 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,960 To me, to me, it's just. 585 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,400 You mean videos? Yeah, video. 586 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,800 Yeah, yeah. No, people people do videos too. Yeah. 587 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,000 Yeah. Yeah. 588 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,960 But that's like the big that's the big thing they're trying to get people 589 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,600 more people to do is video and I'm maybe it's just a rubble in me, but I'm just 590 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,000 like our show has been audio from the beginning. 591 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,440 Our show, this version of the show. 592 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,760 Yeah, the audio version of the show has been audio from the beginning. 593 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,320 Yes. 594 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,760 We did a short video show for years before we did this. 595 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,480 And we did. 596 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,760 We did Sean and I before that. 597 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,200 Yeah. But I mean, it's it's one of those things where it's like, 598 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,560 I think you could tell a pretty good story for audio. 599 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,960 Like even though we're a podcast about nothing and I we're just getting into 600 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,520 this now, I don't know why we're going here, but we're going here. 601 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,520 This is what happens. 602 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,120 Sometimes I think for our podcast about nothing, we tell a pretty good story 603 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,680 about nothing. Absolutely. 604 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800 We have a pretty good conversation every time we record. 605 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,960 Yeah. And listen, I'm not what, you know, we say we have a podcast about nothing 606 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,840 that makes you think of something and it doesn't mean that we don't talk about 607 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,440 worthwhile stuff. Yeah. 608 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,600 Because there, you know, there's there's an idea that, you know, 609 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:07,800 in a way, everything is important and because of that, nothing is important. 610 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,440 So we're going to be talking about something that's important. 611 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,600 So we talk about nothing. 612 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800 Yes. And every once in a while, you'll listen to an episode of ours 613 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,800 and you'll be like, huh, I learned something from that. 614 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,440 Yeah. And we maybe you learned from this episode that you should not have 615 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,400 freakout parties. You should not have freakout parties. 616 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,760 And if you do have, if you do stuff like that, make sure it's consensual. 617 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,320 Uh huh. Make sure it's consensual. 618 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,240 Yeah. No, you can you can absolutely host orgies. 619 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:40,240 Just stay within the the rules of both the law and basic decency. 620 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,520 Yes. Yeah. 621 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,520 And don't try to blackmail people afterwards. 622 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:49,320 I think that that's staying within the rules of the law and basic decency. 623 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,120 I was just having an image in my head in my in my head, like not even like you 624 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,280 have your one of your you have an orgy at your house, right? 625 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,760 Yeah. Suburban fucking orgy, right? 626 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,360 Mm hmm. You have your neighbors over. 627 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,960 You don't tell them you're you pull a ditty. 628 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,920 You don't tell them you're fucking recording. 629 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,480 And three days later, you just go to your neighbors. 630 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,640 He's like out blowing the water. 631 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,560 Or just start knocking on doors. Just go out there and be like, Hey, by the way, 632 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,400 there's a new HOA. 633 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,680 There's a new HOA election coming up. 634 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,440 Yeah, I'm going to need your vote. 635 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,400 I'm going to need your vote. 636 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,880 Otherwise, this video of you getting not getting down. 637 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,840 Yeah, here I'm texting you a little clip of something. 638 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,920 It's going to go it's going to go it's going to go live on Tiktok or whatever. 639 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,280 Yeah, I'm just going to post it. 640 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,400 But, you know, if you want to if you want to, you know, not do that, 641 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,760 but just vote for me for the HOA. 642 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,360 Yeah, Max for HOA. 643 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,960 Max for HOA. 644 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,440 HOA President Max. 645 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,440 HOA President. 646 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,040 And you know what? 647 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,200 I'll make I'll let you even paint your house whatever fucking color you want. 648 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,320 As long as it's within the new rules that I set in the HOA. 649 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560 And we'll have more fucking orgies at my house. 650 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,160 Maybe. Maybe. 651 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,080 I mean, if you dare show up. 652 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,040 If you dare show up. 653 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,360 And again, what have you got to lose? 654 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,200 I've already got this spicy vid. 655 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200 Yeah. Yeah. 656 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640 Yeah, how would your wife feel about that? Yeah. 657 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,080 Well, I mean, I guess your wife was there too. 658 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,240 But still, yeah, she didn't know you were upstairs in that other room. 659 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,400 Yeah. So. 660 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,840 But yeah, could you imagine if you're just like a regular HOA dude and you. 661 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,680 That'd be a hell of a way to take control of the HOA. 662 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,280 Right. 663 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,240 Fucking just invite the whole neighborhood over. 664 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,560 I do it for a fucking orgy. 665 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,480 And fucking Zome without them knowing about it, then fucking Blackville 666 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920 and get yourself a racketeering job. 667 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,280 That's how you do it in suburbia. 668 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,880 That's how you do it in suburbia. 669 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,880 Yeah. 670 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160 That's how you get an HOA racket. 671 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,760 That's how you get a racketeering charge in suburbia. 672 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,320 Yeah. 673 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,840 Fucking bribe your way onto the HOA presidency. 674 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,400 HOA presidency, man. 675 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,720 What the fuck does an HOA even do? 676 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,840 They associate the homeowners. 677 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,320 Yeah. But do they do like can they tell you like what you can and cannot have in your house? 678 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,840 Because there's not not not not there's this lady on TikTok 679 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,920 that keeps putting up HOA videos of this guy coming up. 680 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,960 And I think it's a fucking and I'm starting to figure out that it's a fucking she it's made up. 681 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,440 It has to be made up because there's fucking they just I just watched the video 682 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,000 where he was just like the HOA guy was like, hey, look, we just passed this 683 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,720 into bylaws and you weren't at the meeting. 684 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,920 So it's fuck you. 685 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,360 But we now have pet charges say $50 for every pet that you have. 686 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,200 $50 for every pet you have in your house. 687 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,120 That's a fish, whatever. 688 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,960 You need to register with the HOA. 689 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,880 Because the HOA. 690 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,840 Yeah, HOA needs money. 691 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,040 And I'm starting to think that but it's in Utah, too. 692 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:41,040 So look, look, there there are sometimes when a neighborhood is built 693 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:47,160 and an HOA is set up, there are different rules of what that HOA can and cannot do 694 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,040 and how it operates. 695 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,960 But you guys don't have an HOA. Do you? 696 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,920 Oh, God, no, no, we would not have moved here if there was an HOA. 697 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,080 Yeah. Yeah. 698 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,400 I don't I don't need somebody telling me what I can and cannot do on my own property. 699 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,120 Right. See, that doesn't make sense to me. 700 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,440 It's like, how could they tell you? 701 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,040 Oh, you can't have fucking that kind of light bulb. 702 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,320 On your porch light, because it's too bright. 703 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,920 Yeah, but they can. 704 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,440 Yeah, that's stupid to me, though. 705 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,960 Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what you signed up for. 706 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,840 Right. So I see. 707 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,160 I think these videos, I think the videos are fake now. 708 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,920 Have you seen them? 709 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,000 No. 710 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,800 The guy always going to the front door with the doorbell cam on 711 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,760 and the lady's always like, what do you want now? 712 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:35,040 And he's always like, look, you cannot have fucking black cards in this neighborhood. 713 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,920 The HOA voted on it. 714 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,120 You can't have black cards and stuff like that. 715 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:39,800 You know what I mean? 716 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,240 Yeah, that that also it's possible that this is true. 717 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,800 But this guy is some some dude who somehow talked his way. 718 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,920 Maybe he used blackmail. 719 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,760 He had like a freak party recorded everybody. 720 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,120 Somehow he became president of the HOA. 721 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,720 Yeah. 722 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,680 And now he thinks he's like the boss of the neighborhood. 723 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,600 Yeah. Which I really doubt is the case. 724 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,800 Right. It's it's also in Utah, too. 725 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,120 So that's the other reason. 726 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,160 Yeah, I think it might be true. 727 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,920 Utah's weird, man. 728 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,000 Utah's a weird place. 729 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,040 It is. 730 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,440 But they could have freak up parties for their HOA. 731 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,880 They absolutely in Utah. 732 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,040 Yeah. Oh my God. 733 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,640 Do you know, do you have any idea how I'm not going to get into? 734 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,480 Oh, I know, dude. 735 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,040 I'm not going to get into that. 736 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,080 I know, I'm just. 737 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,160 I have an actual experience of hooking up with the Mormon girl 738 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,000 when I was like 19 years old in Utah. 739 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,240 And running out of it and jumping out of a second story bathroom window 740 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,520 in the middle of winter because her dad pulled up. 741 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,120 Oh, God damn. Yeah. Yeah. 742 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,080 Don't want to get caught there. 743 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,040 Yeah. 744 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,320 Mormon girls. Freaky. 745 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,120 Yeah, Mormon girls. 746 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,520 So they could have freak out parties. 747 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,000 They absolutely could have freak out. 748 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,480 And like they have. 749 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,760 No, I'm just not going to go where I was going to go. 750 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,760 So I could see this guy working his magic to get into the HOA presidency, 751 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,760 just like we talked about. Yeah. 752 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,480 And maybe that's how he's getting because some of it's weird, dude, 753 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,000 because there was this one video I watched the other day 754 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,880 and I'm so invested in this point that I'm just like, 755 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,880 now I got to figure out if it's fake or not. 756 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,000 OK. 757 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,560 She she got delivery and the like the Amazon driver just left. 758 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,440 The guy comes two seconds later. 759 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,840 And he's like, hey, this package was just dropped off. 760 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,040 We can't have packages on the on your porch for more than five minutes. 761 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Or are you getting fined? 762 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,160 The HOA voted on it. 763 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,800 I think that's crazy. 764 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,480 Yeah. Yeah. 765 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,640 I would I do that. 766 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,400 I can never I would never live in a neighborhood with an H&O. 767 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,440 A some HOA's are chill, but just generally. 768 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,960 And I think some people really like living in a neighborhood with an H&O. 769 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,720 A right. 770 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:53,400 Because there are people who have like very particular expectations 771 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,120 of the things around them. Yes. 772 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,400 So an HOA suits them quite nicely. 773 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:57,720 Right. 774 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,120 Because every house has to have a lawn that's kept green 775 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,640 and can only be painted certain colors or whatever. 776 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,800 Right. That makes their brain feel better. 777 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,080 Yeah. I guess so. 778 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,680 I would I would imagine so. 779 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600 I think we're going to wrap this episode up. 780 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,240 Yeah, why not? 781 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,000 Well, let's let's get something bright in here. 782 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,440 Well, yeah. Something. 783 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,840 Sherry. What do you got? 784 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,280 Something bright, something cheery. 785 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,680 Well, you want you want me to have? 786 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,840 Yeah, I guess I brought it up. 787 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,720 I guess I don't have any bright and cheery. 788 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,280 Yeah, no, we've been we've been kind of a bummer this week. 789 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,720 You think kind of a bummer this episode? 790 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,520 All right. All right. 791 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,600 Here's one. Summer's coming to an end, but Halloween. 792 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,680 But Halloween's coming up. 793 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,200 Also, you know, that reminds me, I got a I got a story that's going to brighten it up. 794 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,040 All right. Do it. 795 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,680 I'm going to talk about a work thing. 796 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,280 All right. With a client of mine. 797 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,080 OK. He's just a fucking funny dude. 798 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,760 All right. Just just just keeping in mind, 799 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,040 last time you brought up a client of yours, we had to cut that episode entirely. 800 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,000 We also did one about the guy that Uncle Kevin and the onesie, and that was fine. 801 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,480 All right. All right. 802 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,920 This is fine. This is fine. 803 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,560 OK. He's a big dude, right? 804 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,400 All right. He's like he's like my height and he's big. 805 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,640 He's like he's like three. 806 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,760 He's almost two hundred and like 95 pounds. 807 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,920 That's a big guy. 808 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,840 So we go walking to help him lose weight. 809 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,080 We go walking. 810 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080 We go walking at Spring Lake. All right. 811 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,800 He loves when we're out there. 812 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,880 He loves trying to find. 813 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:22,160 He loves walking up to the Rangers and asking him what time the garbage truck comes. 814 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,240 Oh, he likes the garbage truck. 815 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,960 Yeah. He has a thing with garbage truck and the mail truck. 816 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,440 Hey, when I first off, I drive a mail truck and they're fun. 817 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,560 But secondly, when I was a kid, I loved the garbage truck. 818 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,760 Right. We were at the other. 819 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,160 We were out a couple of Fridays ago last Friday. 820 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,040 We were out. 821 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,880 And the other thing he does is he'll walk up to people and he'll do this 822 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,440 just right out the bat. 823 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360 And I'm not going to imitate him 824 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,160 because I don't know if that people are going to find that rude or not. 825 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,760 But here's what he says. 826 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,960 He you'll be walking by him and he'll be like, what's your name? 827 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,320 Mm hmm. 828 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,600 What's your dog's name? 829 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,680 Mm hmm. 830 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,040 Where's your wife? 831 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040 Mm hmm. 832 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,720 And sometimes in the last time, this last time we did that, 833 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,320 I'm like, I'm usually 90 percent of the time everybody's fine. 834 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320 They play along with them. 835 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,040 Yeah. This last time, one time this last time, 836 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,040 I had to go use the restroom and I come out of the restroom and he's talking to this guy. 837 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,840 And he's like, he's on the where's your wife? 838 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,840 He's like, where's your wife? 839 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,120 And he's like, I'm gay. He's like, where's your husband? 840 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440 I mean, he's like, I don't have a husband. 841 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,720 He's like, why? 842 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,000 And I'm like, oh, dude, you just. 843 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,040 I'm like, Dave, sorry, his name's not Dave. 844 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,840 I was like, dude, you can't ask people where their wife or their husband is. 845 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,560 That's a little too. 846 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,240 It's a little too personal. 847 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,080 Like, it's OK to walk up to somebody like, what's your name? 848 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,680 But like, here's that he doesn't like this. 849 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,120 He'll be like, what's your name? 850 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,640 They'll tell him his name and then he won't say anything about him. 851 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,680 Like, he won't say my name, my name's so and so. Right? 852 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680 Right. 853 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,040 He'll just start asking a question. 854 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,920 He'll go into the where's your wife? 855 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,680 Where's your dog? Yes. Right. 856 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,560 And then they'll be like, what's your name? 857 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480 And they'll tell him his name. 858 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,520 And sometimes if you let him sit there, if you let it like this one guy, 859 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,440 he was just like, he just let him he just let him keep going. 860 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,800 He's like, where's your where's your husband? 861 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,800 He's like, I don't have a husband. 862 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,720 He's like, why? And he's like, I don't know. 863 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,880 I'm just I don't I'm not dating anybody right now. Why? Yeah. 864 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,240 Yeah. I'm like, we got to go, man. 865 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,800 He's like, he's like, why does man have husband and no wife? 866 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440 I'm like, did he tell you why? 867 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,880 And he's like, makes no sense. 868 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,960 OK. He's like, makes no sense to me. 869 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880 I'm like, it's all right, Dave. It's all right, so and so. 870 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,920 I'm trying not to say his name. 871 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,640 All right. 872 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,480 But it's funny to me when people react to him. 873 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,960 And this guy was just he was because he had this dog 874 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,000 and he kept asking about the dog and he was like, 875 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,320 do you want to pet him? 876 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,440 He's like, no. 877 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,600 And the dog got closer. 878 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,600 He's like, dogs getting too close. 879 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,520 He's like, no, pet the dog. He's like, no. 880 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,480 It's funny sometimes. 881 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,720 I guess you just have to be there. 882 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,080 But I'm trying to brighten it up, man. 883 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,880 It's a funny, innocent story. 884 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,440 It's not see it's not dark. 885 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480 Yeah. Yeah. OK. 886 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,520 There's nothing wrong with that. OK. 887 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,200 Guy asked questions. 888 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,280 Sometimes people don't always like. All right. 889 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280 I don't know, man, I'm trying to do something. 890 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,760 Well, it's very, very good. 891 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,480 I appreciate the effort. I applaud. 892 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,560 But yeah, man. 893 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,960 And so if you're out and about on your mail on your mail 894 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,400 tracking and you're you're in the neighborhood, 895 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,520 you might see a guy who's definitely not named Dave. 896 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520 Yeah. 897 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,560 How about his name is Junior? 898 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,440 We'll call him Junior. 899 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,360 All right, Junior. 900 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,960 We need to make up a name for him. 901 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,840 I feel like it's a little late at this point. 902 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,360 But I said his name's not Dave. 903 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,360 OK, cool. 904 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,800 His name is Junior. 905 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840 His name is Junior. All right. 906 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,760 That's his real name. 907 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,400 Real name is Junior. OK. 908 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,960 The guy named Junior comes up to you 909 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,960 and starts asking you a bunch of questions. 910 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,240 I'll be like, hey, do you know a guy named Shane? 911 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,240 Yeah. 912 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,600 My roommate convinced him. 913 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,160 Yeah. My roommate convinced him 914 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,440 that he has eight sisters and eight brothers. 915 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,720 Uh-huh. 916 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,600 And every time I work with him, every time I work with him, 917 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,680 every time he asks me how my roommates, 918 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,080 eight brothers and sisters are. 919 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,720 So I make up names and they make up little stories. 920 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:10,880 Hell, yeah. 921 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,640 And then it will ask me again. 922 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,880 One of the brothers is a is a is a is a is a. 923 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,760 That's a rodeo. 924 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,360 Oh, what are they called? 925 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,360 A rodeo or. 926 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,920 Yeah. He's how they're called. 927 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,880 Like when they ride the bull, a bull rider. 928 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,360 A bull rider. Yeah. 929 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,760 And he's like the most famous. 930 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,920 I made up this whole story about how he's like 931 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,960 the most famous bull rider in Oklahoma. 932 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,840 Oh, that's a big bull riding state. 933 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,120 It's the best thing I could come up with off the top. 934 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,440 Oh, that's good. I like that. 935 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,440 All right. And. 936 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,640 And he asked me about that, brother. 937 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,760 I made up a name. 938 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,520 His name is Pete. 939 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,520 The bull rider. 940 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,520 Pete, the bull rider. 941 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,920 Bull riding Pete. 942 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,800 And he'll ask me. 943 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,400 He's like, how's Pete? 944 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,320 And I'm like, you know, Pete's doing pretty good. 945 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,520 He got thrown off the bull, though. 946 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,720 The other the other week, he's got injured. 947 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,200 He didn't make it the six seconds. 948 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,200 Yeah. 949 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,520 He got injured pretty bad, but he's going to be OK. 950 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,360 He's going to, you know, he's going to bounce back. 951 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,600 Bullhorn went right through his thigh, but it'll be better. 952 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,480 I've made up stories about all these people, right? 953 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960 Yeah. Just he'll ask me about them. 954 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,680 And I'll just keep making stuff. 955 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,080 Just keep making stuff up. 956 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,360 That's the way to do it, man. 957 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,120 Also, that keeps the mind limber. 958 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120 Yeah. 959 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,760 The oldest is the second oldest brother. 960 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,520 His I named him Don. 961 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,160 Don. That's a good one. 962 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,400 And Don is a stockbroker in New York. 963 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400 Mm hmm. 964 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,840 And Don has like four kids and one of his kids just got a scholarship to Princeton. 965 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,520 Well, God damn. Yeah. 966 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,880 Yeah. So how does he feel about his kid moving to New Jersey? 967 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,560 Don. Yeah. 968 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,120 He isn't too tired of it. 969 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,520 I mean, they're New Yorkers, dude. 970 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,320 Yeah, I mean, New Yorkers. 971 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,000 New Yorkers, from what I understand, do not like New Jersey. 972 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,200 Yeah, Princeton's cool. 973 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,320 But it is in New Jersey. 974 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,360 I just watched this whole thing about when the Giants actually the New York 975 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,320 football Giants when they actually moved from New York to New Jersey, 976 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,480 how fucking people were mad and upset how New Yorkers were like, 977 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,800 I'm never going to a Giants game in New Jersey. 978 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,040 And then they did. 979 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,720 Some of them didn't. 980 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,120 OK, and some of them did. 981 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,000 And some did. 982 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,760 And then some people from New Jersey who never went to a Giants game 983 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,000 in New York started going to Giants. Yes. 984 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,520 And the Giants gave not one shit except for having cheaper rent. 985 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,480 Yeah. All right. 986 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,400 They had a stadium built for them. 987 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,480 Of course, they did on the taxpayers' dime. 988 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,080 I'm sure it always fascinates me how these teams are just like, oh, 989 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,800 we need to do a stadium and then all of a sudden you're all the taxpayers 990 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,520 are paying for the. It's like, how did I put what tax in my pain for a stadium? 991 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,520 Right. And a lot of times here's what happens is they won't. 992 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,400 They won't put a new tax on you to pay for the stadium. 993 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,600 They'll just cut a service that's important. 994 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,720 So it'll be like, OK, no more, no more. 995 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,080 No more that after school program. 996 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,280 No more after school program because, guys, the Giants are coming to town. 997 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,960 Do our kids really need an after school program if the Giants are coming to town? 998 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,160 Do we really need a debate team? 999 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,280 Yeah, we don't fucking need a debate team. 1000 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,960 We need the Giants. Yeah. 1001 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,200 Guys, we don't. We have all these police officers and a medium amount of crime. 1002 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,360 The Giants are coming to town. 1003 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,200 I mean, if anything, that probably means we'll need more police, but. 1004 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,040 But the Giants are in the old school mob. 1005 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,400 We really want the Giants here, too. 1006 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,960 So yeah, that's the other thing I pick New Jersey is famous for is the mob. 1007 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,120 The mob, yeah. Fucking Tony Soprano. 1008 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,200 Yeah, yeah. And Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. 1009 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:36,040 Yeah. And Billy Joel and Mike chemical romance. 1010 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,600 There's some New Jersey. Hey, there you go. 1011 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:44,160 And there's there's there's more to Man, New Jersey really has put out some national treasures 1012 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,800 because it's such a horrible play. 1013 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,160 But yeah, it's like it has this reputation somehow of being the armpit of America 1014 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,400 when really Baltimore is the armpit. 1015 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,480 Really? Is it? I've been to Baltimore, dude. 1016 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,720 I don't think I've been bad. 1017 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,080 I honestly, I don't know. 1018 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,600 I just heard somebody say that one, so I thought I'd throw it out. 1019 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120 It didn't seem that bad to me. 1020 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,920 I mean, I was I went to Baltimore. 1021 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,400 My mom lives at my mom recently. 1022 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,880 I would wager that Baltimore is a pretty nice city, actually. 1023 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,480 It didn't look that bad to me, but I was in a nice part of Baltimore, 1024 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,320 from what I understand. 1025 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,040 I think if I was told if I walked four blocks, five blocks to the left, 1026 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,400 yeah, like it wouldn't be so every city has a nice part and crappy part 1027 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400 and multiple of either. 1028 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,600 But I would I would think Baltimore is pretty nice. 1029 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,840 If for no other reason than it's right next to DC and DC. 1030 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,360 I mean, I don't know what if you live in Baltimore, tell me is it nice? 1031 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,720 Yeah. Hey, some of our Baltimoreians. 1032 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,880 Oh, their baseball team's name is the Orioles, so we'll call them Baltimore 1033 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,600 Orioles, but their football teams, the Ravens. No, their football teams, the 1034 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,480 the Baltimore Ravens. No, that's Atlanta. 1035 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,280 No, I trust me, dude. 1036 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,160 I know football is Baltimore Ravens. 1037 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,800 The Ravens moved from Atlanta. No, they always been in Baltimore. 1038 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520 Yes. Who's in Atlanta? Atlanta Falcons. 1039 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,080 I knew it was a bird. 1040 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,640 I knew it was a bird. 1041 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:12,000 Anyway, if you're in Baltimore, tell me if it sucks or not. 1042 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,720 Then what are the nationals? 1043 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,920 Is that a the nationals or Washington? 1044 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,120 They're Washington. Yeah, but I don't think they're. 1045 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,600 But I think they play in Cleveland's one that had to change their name 1046 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,120 because everybody got offended that they were the Cleveland Indians. 1047 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,920 Yeah. So they change it to the Cleveland galaxies. 1048 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,320 Really? Yeah. Fuck, man. 1049 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,400 The one that gets me still to this day is is the Reds. 1050 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,800 Washington Redskins for years were the Washington Redskins, 1051 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,440 which which is honestly probably the racistest of all the. 1052 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,880 See, I know Indian guys that didn't mind. 1053 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,080 I know people that are that are full blooded in Indian. 1054 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,960 They're like, no, they're the Washington Redskins. 1055 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,440 Yeah, no, I get that. 1056 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,720 Like the people that they're actually the people that get pissed off 1057 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:52,960 are our liberal white folks. Yes. Yeah. 1058 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360 I understand that. 1059 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,120 And they change their name to the Washington Commanders. 1060 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,400 The Commanders. Yes. Well, that's kind of cool. 1061 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,440 Yes. But they'll always be the Redskins. 1062 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,600 To me, at least always be the Redskins. 1063 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,360 Is Atlanta still the Braves? Yes. 1064 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,760 Cool. I'm glad they got off that. 1065 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,200 Because Braves is pretty cool. 1066 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,080 Yeah. Like people like, oh, no, it's racist. 1067 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,240 And I'm like, I think because it was an Indian guy 1068 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,480 and they didn't like the mascot and something. 1069 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,880 I think they changed the mascot. 1070 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,680 All right. 1071 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,680 Because Braves are even if that is like a like 1072 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,200 an a name for an Indian warrior. 1073 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,320 I mean, it's like a warrior. 1074 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,680 Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. 1075 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,960 The Braves, man. 1076 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,120 Yeah, it's not a derogatory name for a warrior. 1077 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,680 It's a brave. Literally. 1078 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,800 It's in the name, right? Yeah. 1079 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,720 So I think that's going to do it, man. 1080 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,960 I think we we turned it around. 1081 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,280 Absolutely. 1082 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,400 And we're going to end this episode. 1083 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,800 Yeah, I want to say one last thing. 1084 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,360 What's that? 1085 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,880 October is coming up. 1086 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:48,240 Nicest month of the year, 1087 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,080 weather wise in this part of the world, 1088 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,600 the part of the world in which we live. 1089 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,000 Yes. And I'm looking forward to it. 1090 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,680 Yes. I don't really enjoy this heat right now, but. 1091 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,200 You know, the heat's been a bit oppressive lately. 1092 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,280 Just this week, it's been like fucking balls hot outside. 1093 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,200 Yeah. And it's supposed to drop to like 1094 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,720 it's supposed to drop tomorrow considerably. 1095 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,920 All good. 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And within reason. 1116 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,800 And I've said this before, within reason, I will say anything for money. 1117 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,320 And if it's enough money, I don't even need reason. 1118 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,480 Yeah. I'm with you. 1119 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,480 Yeah. I'm with you. 1120 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,800 Yeah, we'll make some shut up about a friend of yours. 1121 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,680 Yeah, you know, oh, Peach to Willaker. 1122 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,480 I know that guy to be to Willaker. 1123 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,240 Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the episode. 1124 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,120 If you listen all the way through, thank you. 1125 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,960 And until next time, don't be a dick. 1126 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:44,960 Don't be a dick.