Hey, y'all. Welcome to the Hosts of Black Girl podcast.
I'm not sure if that's really going to be the title yet, but we're going to see.
This is the pilot episode.
And I'm your host, Kamri.
And I have my co-host with me today.
I have Kella, this is Nadeira,
Myaja, Tati.
But before we get into everything, I just want to give you a little background
on my brand.
So I came up with Hosts of Black Girl after I started myself Love Journey.
I always knew I was into like creating content and just like speaking
on controversial issues, spreading mental health awareness
and just being my best authentic self.
So while I was on my journey, I was just finding out different things
through like reading books and like researching and watching documentaries.
And I thought, hmm, like how can I
how can I censor black women and also share like the information that I'm learning?
So then that's when I came up with like Hosts of Black Girl.
So my brand is basically about us just like promoting sex positivity,
sexual wellness, mental health.
And we just educate you all on like a bunch of different topics.
So now we're going to get into everything.
So I want to do like a mental health check in with my co-host.
And then I'm going to go there.
So first, we're going to go with Kella.
You can introduce yourself.
Say whatever. Hey, y'all.
My name is Kella and.
Where am I at right now?
I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to grad school for.
That's about it. Um.
Yeah, just a broke girl.
Tell me your sign.
I'm a Leo and I'm 22.
She definitely give off Leo energy like she she seems shy right now,
but she definitely energy like she's very
I want to say cocky, but in a good way.
I know I'm like cocky and I'm the same way.
So was you gave your mental health check in?
Yeah, I'm just I'm just confused.
Hey, that's that's sufficient.
Hey.
Shut up.
OK. OK. Hi.
My name is Nadira. I'm 23.
I'm cancer.
And mentally, I'm kind of where Kaila is.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
If y'all remember that scene like with SpongeBob
where he was running around his mind and he had all the papers flying around.
That's me right now. I'm crying.
I'm all over. I'm all over the place.
What's your sign?
You say you sign already.
All right. All right.
Hey.
My name is Myasia.
You can also call me Mimi.
Whatever floats your boat.
Big Mimi, not the little one.
Not the little ever. OK.
Anyways, how am I mentally conflicted?
I felt that though.
For real.
I want to quit my job.
Do it. She was just talking to me about this too.
Do it. OK.
Just a side note.
I'm tired of working.
I mean, make sure you got another job.
But also quit that job if you don't like it, y'all.
Quit that job. Period.
Don't listen to them. You got bills to pay.
What the f***?
I said make sure that you have another job lined up.
I got a backup plan.
It could be selling pussy. It don't matter.
Exactly. Don't listen to them.
Sex work is work.
As long as you know that that job is bringing in that rent money,
do what you got to do.
I mean, you don't have to sell it either.
You can do what I did in college and just be a sugar baby and not give no sugar.
Period. That always works.
It's valid when you sell it though.
So what you do if he wants the sugar?
Well, OK. OK.
So you never f***ed a sugar baby before?
Let Tati go. Let Tati go.
Oh, s***. I'm Tati.
I'm 21.
She the youngest.
I'm a careful coin.
That's it.
Your mental health check in.
Hello?
I'm not really at all.
OK.
I guess I'm going to go last.
I said it already. My name is Kamri. I'm 23.
My mental health check in.
I feel like I'm kind of in a transitional space.
I'm just beginning to figure out who I am and what I'm really into, what I like.
Just trying to figure out my personality traits.
I feel like I'm finally getting to that point where if somebody asks me,
you know how when you go on an interview and they be like, tell me about yourself?
And that'd be the hardest question.
I feel like I'm getting to that point where I can't answer it.
So that's just where I'm at right now.
But yeah, that's my mental health check in.
To start, I did want to touch on like black women
and the pressure that we always have to be strong all the time.
So I feel like sometimes people can dehumanize us
and strip us of our vulnerability and our softness
because everybody sees us as superhuman.
And it just makes us feel as though we have to be strong all the time.
So do y'all have like experiences in that?
Like any of y'all, do you have like an example of a time?
Or is that just like everyday?
It's like everyday.
I've been wanting to cry and my mom just be like, yeah, you need to really straighten up.
I would get in trouble if I cry in front of groups of people.
She would really just be like, yeah.
You ever be crying when you was younger and they'd be like,
y'all better stop all that crying.
Fuck you, something to cry about.
Like bitch, the fuck?
And I cry? Like the fuck?
Like, please, girl.
Yeah, it's a lot.
But I'm not a strong black woman no more.
I don't really care about that.
I'm a damsel in distress.
Please, save me.
Help. Help.
I'm not a damsel and I'm not distressed.
You know what? How about this?
I'm a damsel and I put you niggas under stress.
How about that?
Do y'all feel like it's a pressure for like black men to be strong too?
Mm-hmm.
Yes, absolutely.
Fuck these niggas.
Well, fuck be strong.
I hate niggas.
I'm so serious.
I really hate niggas.
Y'all could be strong.
But you know what?
I kind of get that.
I kind of get that in a sense because they don't be...
Sometimes, this is just me personally from my experience.
I feel like a lot of...
I'm sorry.
Shout out to the niggas that are around right now.
No.
But look, but look, look, look.
I feel Tati though because sometimes I feel like a lot of black men,
this is just in my experience and y'all probably share the same experience as me.
I feel like a lot of black men, they don't really hear black women out.
At all.
Somebody with Tati's response, I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
I just feel like...
I'm conflicted.
I think that sometimes it makes me feel...
I feel like that when black men will say something
and they'll make an excuse as to why it's happening.
Like, niggas ain't cheating you like shit because look at you.
You're a masculine woman.
You're always trying to do this.
And that's why sometimes I feel like it's hard for us to have empathy
for black men when they...
I don't know, I guess when they go into maybe their mental health phases
and stuff like that, like the negative mental health phases,
I think that's why sometimes black women may not be as, I guess, empathetic.
My thing is mental health isn't an excuse to treat people like shit.
For real, that's true.
Sorry.
It's true.
Because even when you have more advanced disorders like schizophrenia,
bipolar disorder, things of that nature,
it still doesn't excuse the harm that you cause.
You can't just come down from a manic, a really extremely manic state
and then be like, damn, that wasn't even me, bro.
I'm sorry.
Kanye.
They be putting us through a lot of shit.
They be expecting us, even in relationships,
they dog us the fuck out and they just be wanting us to...
They want you to be alive or die.
You're supposed to be strong, so oh, she can deal with it.
And I think that's what it is.
I think that a lot of times...
And this is not even just black men.
This is just people in general.
They see black women and they be like, yeah, they got it.
Exactly.
They got it.
And it's just like, do I?
Do I?
And then they always mistake our apprehensiveness for being aggressive.
What you're saying doesn't match up what you're doing.
Exactly.
And that's for everybody.
Corporate America, niggas, parents.
You telling me that you're going to do something and you don't follow through
or you're telling me that you feel this way but you're not showing me,
why would I be nice to you?
Right.
Why would I be nice to you after that?
Plus, also, I feel like as black women, we have to overcompensate with our niceness.
We're not allowed to be the quiet girl in the corner because if we are, then,
oh, she has an attitude problem.
She never speaks to anybody, blah, blah, blah.
But when it's a white bitch who just sits there in the corner and just looks at people,
it's fine because she's an introvert.
She's cool.
She's quirky.
She's not like other girls.
It's okay.
But if we do that shit, then it's, oh, she got an attitude problem.
Oh, she thinks she better than everybody.
You know how much I got there growing up.
Babe, I have social anxiety.
For real, I'm just trying to breathe right now.
I'm actually focusing on breathing.
That's fixed.
But even in the media, when we saw the Megan and Tori situation, how they treated Megan
with the whole, and then we saw that Tori, I think he assaulted August Alsina, something
like that.
That story was not clear.
It had to take another nigga getting harassed by that man for y'all to be like, oh, maybe
he did.
Not Skeletor.
Poor baby goes on his last leg, and you just trying to kill him off like he already half
dead.
But you know what?
In the whole Megan situation, a lot of people didn't believe her because, this is what I
think.
I feel like if Megan was like, if she looked differently, people would believe her.
Like if she was a white girl, people would believe that she-
All I'm saying is, if Megan Thee Stallion looked like Ice Spice, y'all would have came
to her defense.
Or Lado.
And that's just dead on that.
Or Lado.
And here's an example, because when Lado came out about how Kodak was sexually harassing
her or whatever, everybody believed her.
Everybody.
She didn't say a name.
Or somebody that was darker.
She did not say a name.
She didn't say a name, but we all know it was fucking Kodak.
Let's be honest.
We are not getting sued.
She did not say a name.
What they gonna sue me for?
Allegedly.
What are they gonna sue me for?
$26,000 stat?
That's what they gonna sue me for?
The point is, the point is, a lot of people didn't believe Megan just because she's a
very sexually confident woman.
She's also tall.
She has very, I feel like it also has something to do with her being a very vocal woman.
And then she also has very Afrocentric features.
I feel like that has a lot.
Like, me and Kella was talking about it off camera, like desirability in politics.
And even like pretty privilege.
Like Lato is an example.
Not that, not saying that Lato was pretty or anything like that.
But socially, like she's more accepted because of how she looks.
So when she came out about being harassed by blank.
By blank.
Most people believed her.
So it's just, I be understanding why a lot of black women are very apprehensive about,
are not as sympathetic towards black men when it comes to their experiences.
Just because I feel like a lot of black men, they kind of dug us out in the media a lot.
So, yeah.
Especially black women that are very sexual.
Like for example, I don't want to say Chloe is super sexual, but she's coming into her sexuality.
She just figured out what she said.
Yeah, she.
Yeah, because.
And I feel like we've all been through that stage.
I know for sure, especially last year when I got out of my relationship, I was definitely in that space.
I feel like I definitely, like I over sexualized myself a lot.
I did a lot of cringey shit, but it's all part of the phase.
She's figuring herself out.
And I don't think we really give black girls the space to do that.
And that's another thing, people were saying it feels forced.
And I'm just like, you know.
But to me, I don't know.
Of course it's going to be forced to you because you don't know her.
So of course it's going to feel forced to you.
And it's different from what you've seen her.
Because you're not used to seeing her in that light.
Yeah.
And you know, like she's just trying to figure herself out, child.
Come on.
But to me, like she don't seem forced to me.
Like she, I don't know, she exudes sex appeal to me.
Like I just don't.
I don't know, it would be awkward for me.
I just be looking like.
Okay, listen, the lollipop video.
The lollipop video.
The lollipop video, yeah.
I was like, girl, what is you doing?
I would have kept that in the draft.
I definitely would have kept her.
But go off, Sting.
It's just certain things that she does and I'm just like, you comfortable with that?
But we love Chloe.
We love Chloe over here.
We do.
I didn't like how they was comparing her to like her sister a lot.
Because I guess because Holly is more, I don't want to say conservative.
I feel like they're in two different lanes though.
They are.
But you know.
I feel like they're two different archetypes.
I feel like Holly is kind of coming into her sexuality too.
Like, but it's just in two different ways.
Like if that makes sense.
See, here's what I think.
She can't pop too into her sexuality because she still has that brain to it.
Oh yeah.
She has to keep it squeaky clean.
Okay.
I mean, as long as she's not out here smoking weed or nothing like that, she be good.
You cannot tell me, you cannot tell me that off cameras behind closed doors that bitch
is not rolling up a blunt smoke.
I know.
Because I really.
Because I would.
She's an Aries.
Holly is an Aries.
Oh shit.
What does that mean?
Aries are like, Aries are very like wild, free spirited.
Like what?
So I'm like really into astrology.
I was like.
I'm really into astrology.
But basically Aries women, like they're very like free spirited, very wild, but they might
come across as like real quiet and stuff.
Like, so that's why I said that.
But I feel like both of them is both coming into their sexuality.
And speaking of sexuality, I also want to talk about the state of female rep right now.
Because.
The girls are fighting.
Yeah.
Y'all the girls are fighting.
Hold on.
Before we start.
I was talking to my friend about this yesterday.
For all the shit that Nikki be causing.
She look like she cannot fight.
Y'all.
Like.
I promise you.
She really do.
I'm glad someone said it.
Because I was going to say it, but I was too afraid to say it.
And before the Barb's attack us, before the Barb's attack us, we love Nikki over here.
We love Nikki.
Nikki is very talented.
I'm going to always give her her props.
But she's very messy.
Like she do a lot of messy shit.
Trying real hard to separate the art from the art.
But it's getting real hard out here.
It's getting real hard.
Divorce that man.
Please divorce that man.
I beg.
I don't know what's going on with that.
She always surrounded herself with predators and abusers.
I just, I don't get it.
I be trying to defend her sometimes.
For the longest I was trying to defend her.
But then I was like, I can't do this no more.
Like I can't.
But did y'all see what happened with her and Lato on Twitter?
Who did?
No Tasi had me cracking the fucking.
So Tasi, do you want to give everybody a background on what happened or do you know?
Okay, so.
What happened?
So they thought we were supposed to-
It was about a song.
Oh yeah, her super freaky girls.
So basically super freaky girl, the Grammys was going to put that in the pop category.
But that had nothing to do with Lato.
It was supposed to be rap, but they put it in the pop category.
Yeah.
And then she had went ahead and used Lato's song as an example.
Yeah, because Lato's was in the rap category and not the pop category.
So she used Lato's song as an example and Lato was like, I think Lato said something
like, I don't feel comfortable with you saying my name, especially because they said they
had-
How we left off or whatever.
Yeah, and I don't think she said nothing disrespectful.
And then Nicki was just real messy.
Like she posted screenshots.
But not all of them.
Good thing, good thing Ms. Lato had the rest of it.
Oh, real shit.
People was on Lato though.
Even after the full-
I would record the conversation.
I would record it too.
That bitch Nicki is messy.
She got problems with everybody.
Y'all can say that, but y'all can't say y'all didn't laugh when she called her 35.
She said, I thought you was at least 35.
I was freaking-
I don't think Lato looked 35 though.
She don't look like, she don't look 35, but she don't look 21 either.
Lato looked 35, but like that was funny as hell because she half white.
Now you know what?
Now what killed me was when she got her scratch off ticket.
I was like yo, scratch off ticket is crazy.
They were both really petty.
I'm glad she didn't say slut machine or something like that.
Do y'all like the state of female rap right now?
Like I know a lot of niggas, like it was this one nigga I was talking to, he was saying like,
oh like all these girls rap about is sex and they pussy.
And it's just like, I don't see the big deal because I feel like niggas rap about the same shit all the time.
I'm sorry?
What do we think that male rap is about again?
What's the difference between a nigga talking about another girl pussy and me talking about my own?
I don't understand.
Let's really talk about it.
And honestly that's some powerful shit to talk about your pussy.
Like I feel like it's powerful.
It empowers me.
I be feeling like that bitch.
I'm sorry.
In fact, give me a second because you know what?
Who are y'all favorite rap girls right now?
Oh damn.
Mona Leo.
Okay, Mona Leo.
Y'all know I love Megan.
Lado, Kenna Man.
Okay, I'm going to read off a verse real quick from a Drake song.
Okay.
I never really talk about dick that I want to give you or places I want to get to.
Neck grab, head grab, arch back, heart attack.
I need it nasty like Evil Angel, like Vivid.
You know, nasty like how they give it.
You know, I need you to be open like Kai's kitchen.
That kind of sound like waves hitting.
Soothing.
Keep it right there.
No moving.
Make my way around the basis.
I want to take you to Oasis.
But y'all mad that we rapping about our pussies.
The fuck y'all think these are favorite rappers are rapping about?
But they want the girls to be civil rights activists.
Like the girls are like in their 20s.
We want to rap about our pussy.
We want to rap about love and like dating and having fun and shit.
Like we don't want to rap about that shit.
I'm sorry.
And I'm not freaking sorging their truth bitch.
No real shit.
I'm fucking not.
Oh my God.
What people don't understand is like we didn't earn a fucking model list.
And it's like yes, we can talk about popping pussy.
I'm not fucking hearing you talking.
I'm not fucking rapping about saving y'all niggas.
What I'm going to rap about is what I want to rap about.
And if I want to rap about a nigga eating me from the back to the front.
That shit's on period.
For real.
And then the girls that actually do rap about like you know like they're like socially conscious.
They don't pay them no mind.
Like no name.
They don't pay them no mind.
Except that one time.
You don't pay Janelle Monae dust.
And I still don't appreciate that.
No.
Get out of your flowers.
Janelle Monae.
Did she put something out recently?
I haven't listened.
I never really listened to her.
No not really but like when it comes to like consciousness.
Wait a minute.
Wasn't she like ain't Janelle Monae like a they them now?
Yeah.
Is she?
I mean they them.
Yeah.
Okay.
They them.
I didn't know that.
Sorry for misgendering you babe.
We respect pronouns around here.
We do.
But I haven't I don't think I ever really listened to Janelle Monae.
Like what's a project you would suggest by her?
Or do you listen to her like that?
Dirty Computer was pretty good.
That was the only one I ever really.
Do y'all know Janelle Monae?
I listen to niggas.
I'm sorry.
And you know what no matter how Rod Wave.
Rod Wave.
I listen to niggas.
I love Rod Wave.
But you hate them.
I hate niggas but I just love.
This bitch voluntarily listens to Rod Wave.
Bitch are you okay?
Yeah.
What's wrong with Rod Wave?
He's depressing.
He do be crying on the track babe.
He be booing on the track.
And I be like I don't even know.
I can't get into him.
Give her a shot like.
But you know.
I'm sorry.
But Jasmine Sullivan.
When she dropped Toe Tales though.
Like what was that?
A year ago?
Or two years ago?
Yes she dropped Toe Tales.
And I did ask all of them off camera.
I was like alright.
So y'all all got picked like a favorite tale.
Like which tale did y'all resonate with the most?
Ari's tale.
Ari's tale bitch.
Okay wait we gonna go around.
So we gonna let Tati go first.
You gonna say which tale you resonated with the most and why?
Alright Ari's tale because she talk about how she let good dick control her.
And to this day I'm still trying to forget about this nigga.
He left Philly a year ago.
A year ago baby.
A year ago.
So I haven't had that dick in a year.
So deprived.
Pressed.
This is why I hate niggas cause you did not have.
You didn't have to move away from Philly bitch.
You didn't have to move away from Philly.
Adam.
You could have took me with you.
Say the name.
No.
Alright who that?
Mija.
Which tale?
Mona's.
Okay why?
Cause I like to fuck for sport.
Harriet.
I think I too resonate with Ari's tale.
I won't say much but all I'm gonna say is a couple days ago I had it so good that I
was about.5 seconds from running to Target and buying an air tag and dropping that shit
in his car.
And I did.
You wanna know what the fuck I did?
I paid half this man's rent.
What?
Are you serious?
I'm so confused.
I didn't live there.
You paid half his rent.
Okay.
But I can't talk.
I remember I paid for a nigga bedroom set one time.
I paid for a nigga PS5.
And then I had the nerve to get his initials engraved in his controllers.
Oh my god.
I paid for that?
I paid for it all.
Yeah I paid for a nigga bedroom.
How much extra was that?
I think this just made me realize maybe I'm not that damn bad.
Maybe I'm not that damn bad.
Listen as soon as you start fucking me good all my money is your money.
I become a trippin.
You don't have to fuck me that good.
For real?
You don't have to do all that.
I have to compensate you.
You fuck me too good.
I'm gonna just assume you just want me to be delusional over you.
For real?
That's what I'm gonna assume.
And I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm
gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be
I'm not supposed to stop fucking with this nigga.
I'm about to fuck him after this actually.
Why?
It cannot be.
Are you serious?
No, no, no, no, no.
Bitch, are you serious?
He just texted me.
Oh!
Bitch, you told me you blocked it.
I was lying.
You told my name?
Bitch!
Oh!
I said, I don't, I don't.
I said, I don't.
I'm sorry.
I said, I don't, please.
Why would she say his name?
That's not his name, it don't even matter.
I'm right.
Oh yeah.
You know what, you're right.
Y'all.
No, no, no, listen.
He gave her a fake name.
If anything, that nigga should be called Satan
because that's what the fuck he is.
He gave her a fake name.
We not.
Did the nigga call his name?
Yes!
I know his name.
I knew his name.
I know his name, but that's like.
After.
Yeah.
After she played for our background search.
Oh my God.
Do you wanna also, do you wanna also,
do you also wanna give the laundry list of things?
What you mean?
Wait, the, the COVID thing?
No, the ventilator joint.
The ventilator thing?
We not gonna talk about that.
We will talk about that on the.
We'll talk about that on the episode.
All right.
But I'm definitely down bad.
I ain't gonna lie.
This nigga lied to me about a lot of shit.
He said.
Including about being on the ventilator.
A lot of shit.
And I'm still gonna fuck him.
Yeah.
In the house.
All up there.
I'm still gonna fuck him.
Okay.
You are.
Wait, but Kayla, you didn't pick your favorite tone.
You didn't pick your favorite tone.
Oh my God.
Get the energy off of me.
Cause y'all can't do it too much.
We open the windows.
Favorite tell, Kayla.
Wow.
My favorite tell.
It's probably Ari's.
All of us at Ari's, so.
I'm gonna be pregnant.
I feel like.
Y'all don't like to fuck for sport?
I mean, I resonate with both.
But I've been spending money.
Like I really do.
Like I will really.
I don't like to be taped.
Why y'all have so.
You.
That's my favorite thing.
Because you choke.
Exactly.
You like to be choked.
Listen to all of us.
Who doesn't?
Me.
No, I swear to God.
I swear to God.
Every nigga that has choked me,
I swear to God they've tried to kill me.
Because I couldn't breathe.
I couldn't fucking breathe.
That's the whole point.
No, no.
You supposed to do a little trick.
No, I'm saying.
No, them niggas tried to kill me.
I'm not lying.
I was cracking up.
I can never.
I will never.
Right.
What if he was just.
Okay, so I think we've came to the conclusion.
Tati likes vanilla sex.
Anyways.
Vanilla sex?
Are y'all.
You can ask Kamri.
I asked Kamri.
Yeah, yeah.
She not.
I know, I'm kidding.
Are y'all pillow princesses though?
Yes, yes, yes.
No.
Y'all know what that is?
Yes.
You are?
Yes.
I'm not.
Would you say you like to fuck for sport?
Okay.
So you a mix of both.
Yeah.
Me too.
I would say that.
Wait, do you know what a pillow princess is?
Yeah.
No.
I'm not though.
No.
I feel like, but if I really like you,
then I won't be a pillow princess.
Yeah, exactly.
Like.
But I'm not fucking no nigga that I don't really like.
Exactly.
So.
I don't know though.
Sometimes you just be like.
Sometimes I just be doing shit in the morning.
For the plot.
For the plot, literally like.
I don't know like.
Let's say your favorite nigga don't like respond back.
You just like, okay, I'll fuck you.
Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly.
I'ma just stay home then.
Me, yeah, I respond back.
I don't know.
I don't prefer.
What's y'all favorite position?
Standing up.
What?
Standing, she keep saying this.
Standing up is fun.
Standing up.
Yeah.
So like on a balcony.
My Asia.
Anywhere.
My Asia, you're very short.
I was about to say that.
How that would work because you like tall niggas.
So how does that work?
Yeah.
That be scaring me.
Why do, why do the small, like real short girls
love tall men?
I do.
But the short kings, they be.
That's what I'm saying.
Let me tell you something.
Just because you short, the only sex of my life
is from short niggas.
The best sex of my life was from a man
who was under five nine, okay?
I just recently had an experience.
But that dick ain't not five nine, it's six five.
That dick is six five.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I don't know what she's talking about.
Yeah.
So you're standing up.
I fuck the short men.
You said standing up.
I fuck the short men and.
Oh you had a bad experience.
You had it on one day.
The dick wasn't there.
It wasn't there.
You had it on one friend.
It wasn't there.
Oh.
It wasn't, it wasn't little but it just wasn't there.
What was it like?
So you like the big, you like big dick?
You like big men dingo dick?
It's like for me.
Ah!
I'm not saying it gotta be like,
but like damn have a little something.
Was it like skinny or something?
Right.
Like a strong?
It just wasn't, it wasn't there.
So like what was.
Or it wasn't, it wasn't not girthy.
Cause I thought.
It wasn't girthy.
Cause she would've known.
Oh yeah.
Y'all like big dicks.
Ah!
Yes but no.
It's like I like them,
but it be painful in certain positions.
So it's like.
Yes but no.
I'll take the pain.
Yeah yes but no.
Like I'll fuck somebody with a big dick,
but like I just always like it's gonna hurt.
It's a matter of you knowing that your dick is big
and knowing that there are certain things
that you really can't do.
Because it will fucking hurt.
Like because I feel like niggas be,
niggas with big dicks be thinking
that they gonna like jackhammer.
Oh my God.
And they wanna crazy shit.
Yes.
And it's like sir, you are bruising my cervix.
No real shit.
Relax.
They could be like oh but she running from the dick.
Bitch you're hurting me.
You're hurting me.
Like.
But I can't.
I actually do be running.
I'm sorry.
Oh you know.
I don't know.
I'll crack it up.
What was y'all best sexual experience?
Oh my God.
So.
Like I said, my man, my man, my man.
You know what I'm saying?
The nigga that left.
You know what I'm saying?
Damn.
At him.
No.
You got to now.
He not infiliate.
What's the point?
Okay so yours was that guy.
What about you my agent?
Can you recall?
I know mine.
Y'all know mine.
Both of y'all.
Wait hold on.
Before you even speak.
I'm actively trying to find a man to replace that man.
Look in the camera.
So far all you niggas I done had
disappointed the shit out of me.
I hope y'all watch this.
Cause y'all wasn't there.
Okay.
It wasn't good what it was supposed to get.
At all.
Damn so.
Oh shit not you.
Not oh.
Oh my.
Hello.
Not you.
You know who you are when I.
I'ma touch you afterwards.
That's deep.
What was your best sexual experience?
I want to know Kella.
Cause I know she got some stories.
I know she.
Let me think.
Well they was.
All right while you thinking I'ma talk about mine.
So they was so basically we had a lingerie party for Tati.
Oh.
Oh shit.
I hope he don't watch this yo.
He's gonna watch it.
We had a lingerie party for Tati because she got off of.
You got off probation right?
Probation.
She got off probation.
Yeah.
And like a couple days.
Shout out to her.
A couple days before that it was this nigga that I had found.
No everybody like hold on.
Nah it was something minor.
But look so it was a nigga that I had found on Instagram.
He was like a artist slash musician you know.
You making it real hot.
So I had shot my shot at him or whatever.
And then we had made plans or whatever.
And we was at an Airbnb and he pulled up.
It was like around like 11 or something.
And we was talking at first.
And when I tell you that was like the best experience
I ever had because with him it was just real different
for me because he was very.
What's the word?
He was very gentle with me.
Attentive?
Yeah attentive.
And it was very intimate.
Like whereas before the nigga I was fucking before.
It was like don't get me wrong I do like rough sex.
But like he was like very like rough.
Like very aggressive.
Like what this nigga he was like kissing all over me.
He was telling me I was pretty.
He was kissing on my neck.
All that shit.
I was screaming so loud.
Let me tell you something.
They said you sound like Mary J.
This bitch was giving Mary J.
God's hands.
Okay.
They were at the door.
Real bad.
First of all we're real immature for this.
I will say we're kinda childish for this.
Like we were standing at the door.
We were like.
We like.
I didn't even know they was at the door.
And that's how I was feeling.
And the funniest thing is I'm pretty sure
they heard us giggling.
Like we had.
No he heard y'all when we was done
because we did like two rounds.
When we was done he was like.
He was like was your friends listening by the door?
I was like I don't know.
So then I texted them.
I went out to see if they was still there.
Them bitches left me.
We went out.
So then I texted them and I was like
was y'all listening by the door?
And Ida was like uh yeah.
I mean we weren't listening.
We could hear it.
It was definitely a great experience
because that was my first time really having like
I guess passionate sex.
Because before it was just me just fucking.
Like it's a difference between fucking somebody
and just having like just passionate sex.
So like that was like my best sexual experience.
It was real good.
But yeah.
Now Kella what's yours?
Huh okay so my best sexual experience.
Well it was with.
There's so many stories.
You gotta pick one.
Pick one.
Just pick one.
The most recent one you remember.
She looks so stressed out.
She like.
If you can't think of one.
If you can't think of one what sign gave you the best sex?
Sagittarius.
For me it was a tie between Libra and Pisces.
I'm gonna say that.
Sagittarius.
I'm gonna say that.
Sagittarius though I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
This now I know my best sexual experience.
Okay I'm ready.
And the sad part about it was in the car.
My God.
Oh my God.
But it was in the back of my jeez.
He nailed me to the mother of shit back in.
I'm cracking up.
Oh my God.
Wait.
No.
Mine was.
I don't remember the car but wow.
And he was a short king too.
I was so adamant on tall men but like short kings
they both have good means.
And you know it was better cause he was short
cause the car was kinda small.
So it was both small in here.
You get the best sex too when you gotta angle.
Yeah.
I think I'll nail him to the wall.
Now how would y'all describe y'all love life right now?
Complicated.
I would definitely say very much so ghetto.
I feel like Philly niggas is so corny.
Like they don't be wanting to do shit.
All they be wanting to do is like Kelly Jive,
the movies or they house.
And I'm sick of it to be honest.
My best sexual experience was at Kelly Jive.
Not Kelly Jive bitch.
Oh my gosh and the thing is we almost got caught
by the police like almost four times.
Cause it was in the middle of the day.
I mean in the middle of the day, in the middle of summer.
In the middle of everything.
It wasn't even like early in the morning.
It was literally like 11.30.
Oh my God.
On a summer morning.
Just oh my gosh.
And then we had the nerve to be like,
maybe he did do aftercare.
Sex aftercare.
Because we was in the car naked.
Just chilling.
Just talking.
That's all I did.
What?
Nadeira, do y'all know what that is?
Absolutely.
We didn't talk about Nadeira.
Oh wait, hold up.
It's mine.
Okay Nadeira, before we get into that,
let's ask Nadeira her best sexual experience.
Lawn chair.
Are you going to say lawn chair?
Okay, listen.
Cause he, wait.
Is his name lawn chair cause he folded you like a lawn?
Yes.
What?
Had my ass folded.
Rub it.
So tell us about it.
But you know what?
He's not in Salih anymore either.
If you see this, come see me holiday break.
Oh, that's the one and a half word.
Uh huh.
Shut up.
Sorry.
They ain't going to know.
They ain't going to know who it is though.
He's probably going to listen to it.
He's got no.
Who cares?
I don't give a fuck.
Who cares?
I mean.
Well, just know that you did her so good.
That she gave you a nickname.
You got a nickname.
You have a code name.
But also, there's also somebody else.
Somebody knew that I was fucking with.
The one who I really wanted to drop the air tag in the car.
Obviously I'm not going to say his name
for insurance purposes, for reasons.
But basically, he's a Capricorn.
He's a Capricorn.
He's 24.
He's in school just like me.
Real, real cute.
Real short king.
Chocolate.
Real nice.
But yeah, that man.
I was a sprinkler for a day.
I'll just keep it that way.
I'm period.
Ryan.
I was a sprinkler for a day.
I was at waterpark.
Ryan.
Built in waterpark.
That's sprinkler.
Now when y'all have y'all.
Well, wait, let's talk about sex aftercare first.
So what?
Did you want to share yours, my agent?
Yeah.
Share with the class.
You got sexual experience or do you not want to share that?
You already know with that French man.
Wait, no, you want to hear about the French man.
The French niggas can fuck what you do.
Intimate.
He was all caressing you.
And then he made me crapes afterwards.
What?
He made you crapes.
I'm jealous.
You.
I would be like.
So he made you a cream pie and he made you crepes.
Real.
He didn't want to marry me, but it's okay.
Wait, no, no, no.
So he made you a cream pie and then he made you crepes.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm a crack up.
Listen, cream pies and crepes.
We love crepes.
That's sex aftercare.
That's crepe pie to crepes.
That's sex aftercare.
It is.
It really is.
For me, do y'all do sex aftercare?
I mean, yeah.
I don't even know what that is.
It's like.
Tati.
It's like.
So for example, like after sex, I like to cuddle.
Same.
And I like to talk about it too.
I like to talk about the sex.
On a scale of one to 10, how good was it?
Yeah.
That's my favorite question to ask.
That's my favorite.
Yeah.
And you better say 10, bitch.
Or you gotta get the fuck out.
I would crack it up.
So what about you?
You like to cuddle?
Not Nara?
Not Nara.
Oh, absolutely.
She's a cancer.
I'm a fucking cancer.
She's a cancer.
Duh.
She is a cancer.
Tati, you?
No, I hate you.
No, she don't.
Yeah.
I hate niggas.
Well, I ask people on Instagram.
I ask them what their favorite sex positions were.
I really hate these niggas.
Like, why do you exist?
I be so sick, you niggas.
I ask everybody.
That's fucking funny.
It looks like one of your niggas is calling you.
I ask everybody on Instagram.
Hold up, y'all.
I ask everybody on Instagram
what their favorite sex position was.
So I'm gonna read some of the comments.
And I'm gonna put y'all ads.
I'm sorry.
This is what this podcast is about.
So Saint Lamar 7 said,
the older I get, the more it becomes missionary.
It's great for talking through a nut.
Ooh, I wanna talk about that.
Because the nigga I was just telling y'all about,
I really wasn't a fan of missionary until I fucked him.
And now I like missionary a lot.
I used to be a back shots kind of girl.
I am a number one missionary stan.
I like missionary now,
but I think I only like missionary with him
because he be making eye contact with my eyes.
That would make me really, really uncomfortable.
I'd be like, what the fuck you looking at, nigga?
Ew.
Maybe because I was drunk.
I don't know.
Then goddess said, back shots,
I like hearing and feeling my ass clap
and the dick just feels even better.
Ooh.
For real.
See, y'all ever be doing back shots
and y'all like feel your ass moving.
Yes.
Like I love that.
Ah.
And I be like, I hope he's recording this shit.
I really hope so.
Real shit.
Oh my goodness.
Shermina Geneva, my girl, she said missionary
because I need to see them being pleased by me
plus more click action.
That's true.
Okay.
That is true.
I'm a click early.
Do you use toys during sex?
Absolutely.
Yes the fuck I do.
I've never done that yet.
Yes.
I have to.
It was so good.
I need you to feel that like now.
Like ASAP.
Like after you move here.
Okay.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna try it.
So next person, Natch.
She said missionary, both legs on the same shoulder.
The dick feels like it's going deeper
when your legs kind of close to the ground.
You want both legs on the shoulder?
Oh no, I'm sorry y'all.
I will be the first to hit.
I cannot put both of my legs on the shoulder.
I feel like one leg on the shoulder, you know.
One leg is enough.
I hate that position so much.
Yeah it's like you're like this.
So like this?
Yeah.
It feels great, at least to me.
In my chest?
I feel like you have to be flexible.
Touch my heart.
Touch my brain.
Touch all of that.
But I feel like when I'm drunk,
I can push my legs back farther when I'm drunk.
You gotta be flexible in order to enjoy it.
I hate that position.
Do y'all like riding?
Yes.
I like to ride, I do.
That's why I don't like missionary.
But when I'm drunk, I can go for a longer.
Like I don't feel shit in my body.
It don't even matter.
I just feel like, okay bitches is whispering.
Yeah.
You're smoking they weed.
It's still rolling.
Excuse me.
That's why I'm looking like every like.
I got it.
I'm gonna edit it out though.
They gotta edit it out.
Okay then.
Where was we at?
What was we talking about?
Missionary.
No, we was talking about liking to ride.
Yeah, riding.
I like to ride, but I can only ride
when the nigga is like, like when he's sitting up.
When he's giving effort.
When he's sitting up, I like to ride.
I don't like to ride when they just laying down.
It's harder for me.
Really?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
When they sitting up and I have something to balance.
All you have to do, no, you don't even have to lay back.
All you have to do is act like you're just twerking.
That's it.
Really?
See, I'm gonna try it.
Y'all ever been like fuck straight before?
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
Like when he, like he's on top.
What does that mean?
You're on the bottom street and he's on the top street
and his dick is in you.
The bottom street.
Like hump.
Hello?
Not humping, but like.
Humping?
Fuck y'all.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I never heard that one before.
When he's, you're on the bottom, he's on the top,
his dick is in you and he's just like.
Oh, like when you're like undocking
and you like accidentally just go ahead and you just.
You just laying on your stomach?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Why you always say that?
Like I like that, I do like that.
What else, what else they got?
Smokemind704 said, there's no favorites to be honest.
Gotta enjoy every moment of every position.
Okay bitch, we ask for your favorite.
That's not true.
Okay, so then somebody said T is for Tory.
She said missionary so I can steal his soul.
Period.
I just feel like.
So why didn't nobody say sucking dick?
That's a position?
Yeah.
No, like 69.
Volunteering pleasure needs men?
69?
That's what I'm saying.
I was saying.
I'm freaking out.
No.
I do like to suck dick though.
I kinda do too.
I'm really a throat goat.
I'm a throat goat.
I know, how do y'all know when you giving good ass hugs?
You can't breathe when you can't breathe.
Yeah.
If I'm not in crying and all that shit.
Lashes halfway off her eye.
You know that's where I resonate with Mona's tail
because like.
That's my specialty.
Yes like.
I feel like you suckin' dick better
once you start crying.
Yeah, once the tears get involved.
Once the tears start getting involved, oh yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Once you feel like your food about to come up.
Oh yeah.
When his clothes start cr-
Cr-
Ah!
Don't throw it up gang size.
That's how I know I'm going in.
That's how I know.
Wait, but have y'all ever threw up on a nigga?
No.
No, no, no, I haven't done that yet.
No.
But I heard niggas like that when you throw up on a-
Ew!
I heard that, I heard that.
Ew!
I heard that.
I didn't mean to do that.
I think that they like when you-
Have fetishes for that shit.
No, they like when you gag.
Like they like that.
I'll never eat shit and shack again.
But-
Yeah, that's how it happened.
He just kept liking that sound and it-
We just have to deal with this.
Here you go.
Uh-uh.
You want to make it into the scene?
No, come on.
No, listen, I had Dunkin' Donuts, right?
No, stop the fist-
Stop the fist-do-up-her-ice-coffee.
I had-
Wait, you had a sandwich, you had a-
No, I had the chocolate munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts.
No, no.
So you put chocolate munchkins over his niggas.
What?
No!
Why she was sucking dick?
She had to eat the chocolate munchkins like-
Why you was sucking dick?
No, no, no.
While I'm sucking dick.
That's insane.
That is insane.
He got munchkins and then-
And then-
Started sucking dick.
Uh-huh.
And then he just kept putting my head down.
Hang on.
To much.
Came out.
I'm not gonna lie.
She poured a suki.
She poured a suki!
No, listen!
No, listen, listen.
So I'm sitting there like, okay,
it happened at the same time that he nut.
So I'm trying to convince him that that's his nut.
Nut, it was chocolate!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bitch, it's specks of chocolate in that shit.
I'm cracking up!
You gotta fucking, like, something wrong with her.
Yeah, I'm gonna bust.
I sat there trying to convince this man
that that black split.
I'm cracking up!
Yo, you're wild.
I really don't know.
Your gaslighting skills are immaculate, bro.
No, but Tati, she can suck some dick.
I'm sorry, I don't need to put you in the box.
Did you see videos?
Yes, I've seen a video.
I've seen a video.
I'm sorry, but she can suck some dick.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, she can.
I'm sorry, but it's good for you.
I cannot, I cannot.
But the thing is, for sucking dick.
I know, now, favorite part about sucking dick, though,
for me, for me, I just.
Ah!
What?
For me, it's like a mental thing.
Like, I just feel so powerful.
Like, I feel like a powerful ass bitch.
Of course you want to pleasure the nigga,
but for me, I just like to feel like a powerful,
boss ass, bad ass bitch.
That's really why I like doing it.
Like, it's more so about me and how it makes me feel.
I don't know.
You feel that way?
Kinda sorta.
Being in control kinda seems fun.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Okay, so this is about to get real weird,
but has anybody else been sucking dick
and then getting intrusive thots?
Just be like, bite it.
Yes!
Oh my God!
Bite it.
Yes.
But.
I'm gonna break it up.
It's just the truth and facts.
It's just like.
No.
Of course not.
No.
But I be thinking it.
I be thinking it like.
I'm not really just like this bitch right now.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I really wish I could tell you.
It's just intrusive though.
It's like when you driving or whatever
and you just like.
And just like.
I don't really fuck this car right now.
Like, just crash.
Everybody don't think that way.
Oh, crack your ass.
Oh shit, I thought everybody did.
Okay, I was just gonna say.
When I'm on a highway, I just be like,
damn, I could really just drive into that river.
But.
Yeah, like.
We all suck everybody dick.
Like, no.
She said yeah.
No, Tati.
Possibly.
If you cool as shit and I fuck with you.
Possibly.
How can you have sex without head though?
Like.
Easy, I'm not sucking every nigga dick.
My nipples.
That's your dick.
I'm not doing it.
Remember when we was.
No.
If they give me head, I'll give them head.
No, I gotta talk about that.
I gotta talk about that when we went to New Orleans.
Tati, tell them why we went to New Orleans.
I don't recall New Orleans at all.
What do you mean you don't recall New Orleans?
First of all, me, Tati, and my other friend,
we all went to New Orleans and the last night we was there
was the littest night because we all had one night stands.
We all had one night stands.
I don't wanna tell Tati business.
Tati, you can.
You can.
No bitch, you tell it.
You tell it.
No, go ahead.
No, you tell it.
She wanna talk about it.
They was fucking, oh my God.
They was fucking.
Yeah, I fucked this one dude.
I will say he made me love a dick with girth.
I will say that.
We was waiting out in the hallway, me and Aaliyah.
We heard Tati just getting good.
I was, no, no, New Orleans men,
they know how to eat some pussy.
They do?
Yes.
That man.
You know what, no, I can't lie.
He didn't know me, but you could've.
Third part munches.
If, mm, y'all was there, y'all could've,
y'all would've thought that we was drunk.
You ain't recorded?
I wish, I was too drunk, but.
No, that man, he, I thought he loved me.
I thought he loved me.
No, it was, I was like, oh, okay, all right.
I wanted a fucking nigga that worked at the hotel
we was staying in.
And.
You not dragged me to that man, buddy.
It was very chaotic.
Now that I'm looking back at it, it was like,
it was very dangerous the way we went about it,
because first of all, we went to,
where was they at?
It was Third Ward or something?
No, it was the Seventh Ward.
We was in the hood.
Yeah, we was in the hood.
At least he paid for our Uber, though.
He paid for our Uber.
We'd get there, whatever.
And we started fucking, and it's like,
well, I don't even wanna say that was fucking,
like, I feel like I was scissoring him or something,
because his dick was so little,
but I felt so bad that I just let him fuck.
And I ain't feel shit.
Can I say something?
What?
I feel like this man ended up having multiple kids,
but you fuck like that.
That's embarrassing.
How the fuck do you have nutro-
You have a bunch of nut trophies
to chauffer what the fuck you did.
Chicken nugget eaters.
And that's what you do?
A whole bunch of chicken nugget eaters.
No, he gave me head.
It was good at first, and then towards the end,
it got kinda bad.
How the hell did that work?
I don't know, girl.
I don't know.
Then when we started having sex, it's like,
he couldn't, I just didn't feel nothing.
So then I tried to turn around,
and I was like, okay, let's try something different.
I still ain't feel shit.
Did it feel like you were getting figured?
Yes, that's literally what it was.
And I remember while I was laying down,
because he was a missionary, while I was laying down,
because Tati came with me to his house,
and his homie was there too.
And Tati was getting fucked in the other room
by his homie.
But I remember while he was in me,
I was literally on my phone texting Tati,
like, this shit is trash.
I lied to you not.
And he was like, while he's going in and out of me,
he's like, why are you on your phone?
Are you not enjoying this?
I'm like, obviously not.
Like, you're not doing nothing.
If you had to ask.
No, real shit.
I don't know about her, but I had a blast.
I'm jealous, she had a blast.
And he was fucking all this shit before we got there,
like, I'ma fuck this shit out of you.
I know where he popped up.
It be them, it be the niggas that talk about
they gonna fuck this shit out of you,
and they don't fuck you nothing.
Are you gonna suck this New Orleans dick?
I couldn't do nothing but suck that New Orleans dick.
That shit was trash, bro.
And then after the fact, he was asking me my sign.
He was trying to cuddle.
He was asking me my sign and shit.
Then he was telling me yes.
Shitty sex is a no-no.
Yeah, it's a no-no.
I was like, yeah.
You should be here, you should just leave.
I'm like, yeah, I'ma go.
I'ma go.
I was mad as shit because I was really looking forward
to that, because he was really talking heavy.
Like, he was really about to put in work.
He ain't putting nothing, like nothing.
When we left and we got in that Uber, I was pissed off.
I was playing Tragic by Jasmine Sullivan.
That's how pissed off I was.
I'm like, I know that.
This did not just happen to me, yo.
Just don't talk about it, and then it just never happened.
He was leaving mad, and I was leaving with like.
If you want me to be honest, think about it this way, though.
That's how I feel about it.
Don't mention it, and it never happened.
Imagine being the girlfriend he had for several years
that ended up calling you.
Imagine being her.
Yo, wait, let's talk about that.
Imagine conceiving kids from that shitty ass dick.
Let's talk about that, though.
Imagine conceiving kids from that terrible dick.
That shit could be a lot worse.
Imagine conceiving a child.
Let's talk about that, though,
because when I got back to Philly, literally the next day,
I'm getting a call from my 504 number,
and I'm like, who the fuck is this?
So I answered the phone call, and it's a girl,
and she's like, hey, do you know Isaiah?
I always just say Isaiah, because I don't remember the name.
I don't remember the name.
She's like, do you know Isaiah?
And I'm like, I don't know him, but I know of him.
And she was like, yeah, this is his girlfriend.
You didn't know that he had a girl, or he had kids,
or da da da da da.
I'm like, no, I didn't know none of that.
It was a one-night stand.
She's like, you didn't see a crib or nothing?
I'm like, no, I didn't see none of that.
I didn't see none of that.
So she asked me, she's like, oh, did y'all,
she was like, did y'all fuck?
I'm like, yeah, we definitely fucked.
And then she was like.
Definitely.
Now we fucked, but we definitely fucked.
He was in the background, too.
He was in the background during a phone call,
and they was arguing or whatever.
And then she asked me, she was like, did he give you head?
And I'm like, yeah, he gave me head.
And then that's when the phone dropped.
I heard the phone drop, and they was fighting in the background.
That was really what took her over the edge.
Once I said he gave me head, she got mad as shit.
Because she kissed her ass the next day.
And he better have brushed his fucking teeth, too,
because I know niggas be dirty.
I don't crack up.
Have y'all ever done that, though?
What?
Y'all ever suck the nigga dick and then kiss another nigga?
Yes.
I never did.
I plead the fifth.
Yes, I ain't going to lie.
I never did.
Have y'all ever fucked two niggas in one day?
Yes.
No.
That's too much dick.
No.
What's wrong with y'all?
I have.
In the span of two weeks, yes, but like.
Yeah, like one day.
One day.
My coochie was really sore after.
I want to share something, but it's too in detail
that people are going to think I'm a nasty bitch.
So I'm not even going to share.
OK, and we respect nasty bitches on this podcast.
So a secret's never fun unless it's shared with everyone.
OK, so don't judge.
All right, y'all, don't judge me.
It's not nothing too crazy, but I
feel like it's so explicit.
But it was this one nigga, I was comfortable
letting him fuck me raw.
And he actually nutted in me.
And then like a couple hours later, I fucked another nigga.
He was like, oh, this shit's so wet.
And I'm just like.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
You didn't shower?
That's all right.
Wait.
Oh, damn.
I did shower.
But you know how when a nigga nut in you, you still.
It still come out even if you shower.
So he's like, whole time he in me, he like, yeah, this shit's
so wet.
I'm thinking the whole time that's a nutting nigga.
Like.
Oh.
I crack up.
You're devious.
What?
That was crazy.
That was a crazy day.
You ain't laugh?
Huh?
You didn't laugh?
No.
I was holding it in.
I would have been crying.
Really wild.
That was wild.
Sorry.
I don't be so narrow.
But no.
No, that was a vibe though.
But no, that was a vibe when we went.
Definitely some memories.
Even though I had some shitty sex there, it was definitely
a good little vibe.
And now when we go back, because we're going back in February.
Are you going with us, Kayla?
I don't know, girl.
Now we go back, I feel like we're
going to have even more fun.
Because now, well, I've been.
I'm going.
I'm 23.
But everybody's of age.
The people I went with last time.
Tati wasn't 21 yet.
I'm not 21.
Damn.
Did it stop you from getting drunk?
No.
Exactly.
I was drunk as fuck.
Yeah, we was drunk as hell.
It was so many crazy things that kept happening down there.
It was at one point, we had somebody's credit card
in our wallet.
And her wallet.
It was your wallet, right?
I don't know how I got in there.
Then it was another nigga that harassed us
in front of a sex store.
It was a lot of crazy, chaotic shit that was happening.
Then we were smoking outside of our hotel.
And it was this white man that kept watching us.
He came over and started talking to us,
asking us our plans in New Orleans and shit like that.
Trying to scoop y'all up.
I got scared.
I thought he was trying to.
It was like sex trafficking or something like that.
Yeah, that's what it's getting.
It's very scary.
I wish I would have went on this normal trip.
I still got the footage.
We ran right back in there.
In February.
What are you talking about?
You wish you went.
You're going in February.
So we're going to make new memories.
Very true.
And I feel like I definitely ate a lot down there.
I feel like that.
Tati feel like she didn't really eat a lot.
Y'all, we had three meals that entire trip.
You really think so?
No.
Maybe my epic taste.
You was probably too drunk to remember.
Yeah.
I was going to say, you were drunk.
No, we did not eat that entire.
We had three meals.
One breakfast meal.
Two meals.
She was drunk every day.
She don't remember.
I had a lot of low vibrational plates, though.
I'm glad that we're on that topic right now.
Because I have some things to say.
What do you have to say?
I like low vibration.
So I'm just going to keep on eating my low vibration plate.
I'm going to tear it up.
Well, first of all, I just want to let y'all know.
I don't know if y'all know who Stormi Wellington is.
But that was the low vibrational plate bitch.
Yeah.
So she runs a pyramid scheme.
She pedals fucking tea to people that's supposed to magically
make them lose weight.
And people are really buying into that shit
and are paying this lady thousands of dollars for her
to degrade them.
It's embarrassing.
And this bitch only makes money because she's
running a pyramid scheme.
She's making people recruit other people.
I'm sorry.
That just made me mad.
That irritated me, that video.
Because I don't know if anybody that's watching
will know what we're talking about.
They probably will, though.
They will.
But it irritated me because she had the same shit
on her plate, bro.
The same exact shit.
It's just she had love.
Two pieces of shrimp and two chicken wings.
And with the tip still on it.
That is just.
It's kind of fat phobic.
It really is.
Yeah.
It really is.
And the thing is, I watched another interview with Stormi
where somebody else was interviewing her and calling
her out on her shit.
Oh, funky Deneva.
Oh my god.
I saw that.
Yeah.
I saw that.
He ate it the fuck up.
It kind of reminds me of my life.
Everything you do is low vibrational and ghetto.
It's not like that.
He said, when we look at your page,
you always give her a ret.
I said that.
Yeah.
OK.
So basically, she was explaining how the friend who she was
talking shit about, basically, she was saying, well,
she used to be big.
And she lost all this weight.
And she got weight loss surgery and X, Y, Z.
And I can't have her eating like that on camera
because it's bad for my brain.
X, Y, Z. Because I want people to know this tea works.
Bitch, it doesn't work.
Yeah.
I mean, it does.
It just makes you shit.
It makes you shit.
It's just like any other.
But these are the same bitches Debbie, Shaymin, Lizzo.
Like, exactly.
Exactly.
And honestly, I don't know why everybody pick on Lizzo.
She cool as shit.
I love Lizzo.
She cool as shit.
She seem like a sweetheart.
Lizzo, if you're watching this, can we be besties?
But everybody be coming for her just because she a big girl.
She do everything that everybody else do.
She do the same shit Megan do.
She be twerking.
And then it's an issue.
She be twerking and playing the flute.
That bitch got talent.
Exactly.
OK, here's my thing.
She was co-signed by Prince.
People always talk about how, oh, she's promoting obesity.
She's promoting being unhealthy.
OK, I watch her TikToks.
What about her vlogs?
She eat vegan or something?
On her vlogs, she eats like a fucking bird.
Yeah.
Drinks smoothies and shit.
And she'll be eating chia seeds and all that shit.
And it's like.
The cost is crazy.
Nah, but.
And it's like, this bitch can twerk and play the flute
at the same time.
And it's like, she can give entire dance
routines and performances.
And what about that screams unhealthy?
What about girls?
OK, let's really talk about it.
Because yeah, because yeah.
They just hate black women.
That's all it is.
Period.
Y'all never complained about Rick Ross, right?
Y'all never complained about Rick Ross being fat, right?
And on top of being fat, not only is he being fat,
but he also franchises a fuck ton of Wingstop locations.
What about Wingstop is healthy?
They got corn.
What?
What's a corn?
What?
Fuck Rick.
That's like the only.
And it's heavily secreted.
Heavily secreted.
It's corn.
I've never seen them on TV.
But no, they don't say nothing about the bigger
dudes in the industry.
They don't say nothing about them.
They don't say nothing about Fat Joe, Big Pun.
No.
They ain't about Kevin Cowell's big ass either.
And Lizzo don't be bothering nobody.
She be minding her business.
All she do is shake her ass, play the flute.
Insane.
No, what killed me, what killed me,
is when Aries Spears said something about her.
His ugly ass.
Let's talk about it.
Ain't he a pedophile?
That man is built like he swallowed a plasma screen.
Like, how?
How?
I don't know.
You haven't got a single pot to piss in or a window
to throw it out of.
Like.
Yeah, I don't get that.
And Kanye came for her too.
Kanye West that got lipo?
Kanye West who?
Kanye.
Kanye West that got lipo?
Suchin?
Yeah.
He came for Lizzo.
I don't get that.
Let's talk about Kanye though.
Oh, god.
I mean, what does it say?
Honestly, there's nothing really to say.
He's a coon.
We going to pray for him.
Bless his heart.
No, I'm not.
Dr. Umar, we gotta call Dr. Umar to have a chat with him.
I don't even think that'll work.
Because honestly, they got the same energy, low key.
Yeah, they do.
They kind of do.
I'm thinking we're doing bad.
Some of Dr. Umar's ideologies aren't really
that far off from Kanye's.
Dr. Umar, he just funny as shit.
That's it.
Like.
No.
Dr. Umar's funny without any pressure.
If I'm in a bad mood, I would just look up his best clips.
Yo, I swear to god.
I was like really close friends with him.
Really?
Yes.
Like, how many?
I want to meet Dr. Umar.
That nigga funny as shit.
I'm sorry.
Yo, he really is funny.
He said donation.
Devon, he's like, black women are beautiful.
Black women are beautiful.
But let me, no, no, no.
This was, you may not bring your white wife.
No, you may not bring your white wife.
I got to do a coon analysis.
I got to do a coon screening.
Oh my god.
No, what was it that he said?
He said, we love you.
What was it that he said where he was like,
I'm going to open a school for the mentally ill?
Or something like that.
Oh, I know.
I know.
Don't wait.
What did he say?
I don't remember.
I got a fuck ton of Dr. Umar's piss on my phone, bro.
But he said something like, oh, yeah, he's
like, I'm going to open up a mental hospital.
Because I know that some of you are mentally ill.
He said, I'm going to hospitalize you, coons.
Dr. Umar, funny as shit.
Him being from Philly is so on brand.
It is.
The fact that he's from Philadelphia is ridiculous.
He's hilarious.
But I heard that Dr. Umar be scamming people.
He do.
We can cut that out.
But I heard Dr. Umar be scamming people.
He do, bro.
Donations.
He went to donations.
He said, what did he say?
He said, sister, you sent $10.
Next time, make it $20 or something.
I was like, damn.
Damn.
But he's hilarious.
Dr. Umar is hilarious.
Did he get married to two women because he
believes in polyamory?
I think he did.
He be calling black women that wear weaves coons.
I think he be saying something like that.
Guess I'm a coon then.
Rush it.
Wait, say that again.
He be saying black women that wear weaves or wigs and shit.
We like coons or something like that.
So should I start my literal dance?
Like, Dr. Umar is so.
So if that makes me a coon, should I just start
my menstrual dance?
Like, should I just start?
Yeah, I guess I be shucking and jiving.
Dr. Umar, he be preaching sometimes.
But sometimes he just be saying some problematic and shit
I just can't fuck with.
I feel the same way about Jay-Z.
I know Nadira, you have your thoughts about Jay-Z.
And his capital.
Why would you just bring up the nigga from Brooklyn?
Why would you just do that?
I know you had different words about Jay-Z and his capitalist.
Listen, Jay-Z as an artist, wonderful.
Absolutely.
Jay-Z as a businessman.
Oh, she had to sit up for this one.
Why?
OK, so hear me out.
He's one of those billionaires that I feel like is
so out of touch now.
It's like he had money for so long that now he'll
look at somebody and just be like, yeah, you know,
because you could do it.
Go out and get it.
And invest in stocks.
Respectfully, the average person can't do what you do, babe.
And I need you to really understand that and get it
for reality.
But a lot of these black billionaires
don't realize that.
They're so detached from reality.
What they don't understand also is for some reason,
they use black capitalism as a get out of racism free card.
And respectfully, the white people
that you're shucking and jiving for, at the end of the day,
when you leave the room, they're still
going to call you a nigger no matter
how much money you have.
That's fair.
That's like period.
That's facts.
Like.
And a lot of these.
So who around those white people that call you,
why can't we be around the white people that don't?
Like who?
No?
Listen, I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
But.
You gotta be around the racist.
But a lot of these black billionaires,
they claim to be so woke and so conscious,
but they don't even be reading books.
They don't read books?
They don't be reading books.
And now, over time, it's like, how are you a billionaire
and you don't give back?
Like.
A lot of them idolized the Black Panthers and all that.
Whole time not even realizing that the Black Panthers,
they stood against everything that a lot of these billionaires
stand for.
So it's like, that's how you know that they
don't pick up a book and read.
They don't.
Because if you did, you would know that.
And they got enough money to pay somebody and then like,
give them like the little cliff notes of everything.
Exactly.
Like, they don't.
In fact, I'm glad that we're kind of
onto the whole black billionaires spiel,
because I just recently watched a video about like, you know,
Rick Ross and like his Wingstop franchises and stuff like that.
How they.
He don't be paying people.
He doesn't pay his fucking workers.
Yeah, he don't pay people.
And hear me out.
Get this.
So Rick Ross is from Mississippi, right?
No, he's from Florida, right?
I think he's from Mississippi.
He's from the South.
He's from the South, right?
Mississippi is having a water crisis right now.
Do you think that he's going to donate a single dollar?
No.
Exactly.
Thank you.
And a lot of these billionaires is like that.
You don't know, though.
I think Black people.
But they might.
They might do the.
They might because, you know, all those donations and stuff,
those are tax write offs.
So I just want to know a lot of people idolize billionaires.
And in a sense, a lot of billionaires are very smart.
I'm not going to say that, like, you know, they don't have time.
Or like they don't.
They're not smart in any kind of way.
But a lot of black people idolize them and a lot of them don't really care.
I feel like it's the sense of delusion that they have to where they feel like
if they side with them and they're in proximity with them,
then they'll in some way indirectly get to their level,
not understanding that like you guys are not the same.
Babe, you work at KFC.
It's not it's not giving it like you sitting up here defending these billionaires
like Jeff Bezos or Warren Buffett know that shit.
It's not going to get you anywhere because at the end of the day,
they don't care about you.
They don't.
They really don't.
So that's why I just don't understand the obsession with it.
I think the obsession is I think a lot of black people, like we just so used to just being in poverty
that we just have this image of just being like we just we're just obsessed with wealth.
Yeah, we don't care about mental health.
We don't care about, I don't know, community care, love.
We don't care about none of that shit.
We just care about getting rich.
And I don't like I don't like that our community is like that.
I understand why it's that way, though.
I do get it. But like and like, you know, we're also very used to being sold
like the image of like rags to riches, like, you know, how like people always like give,
you know, the reference to Jay-Z.
Jay-Z, he used to sell drugs.
He used to do X, Y, Z. But now he's a billionaire.
He used to. He probably still out there selling drugs.
No, I wouldn't doubt it.
I don't doubt that at all.
I wouldn't doubt it.
I wouldn't doubt it either.
Shit. Now that you now that you mentioned it.
Shit. That's a lucrative industry.
It is. It is. It is.
But shout out to all the hood pharmacists.
For real. Shout out to y'all.
But I need you to get my therapist.
I need you to get my agent faster because y'all be taking forever.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Also, buy weed from women because you got to set up an appointment
to get weed now for some reason.
Like, I don't understand that. Why?
Set up an appointment to get weed.
Yeah. You'd be like, hey, can you come in 30 minutes?
No, I can come at six, but I actually can come in 30 minutes.
Because what if I got to come in six?
Oh, shit. Right.
Well, as a hood pharmacist, y'all, buy weed from women.
Thank you. We had we're going to wrap up everything.
But to end it, we're going to do a shoot your shot segment.
So everybody, everybody that's sitting in this room,
my co-host, my co-host, I'm talking about y'all got to shoot your
shot at somebody that y'all like,
either somebody that y'all like, y'all want to fuck or, you know.
This is a good fucking.
I hate every niggas. I don't. Please, Tati.
Come on. It could be a celebrity.
It could be a celebrity. You don't got to like.
I hate every nigga in the world.
All right. We're going to skip Tati.
What about you, Paige?
Who are you going to shoot your shot at?
OK. They not going to do it.
They not going to kill us.
That's like, let me find some.
I'm scared.
Do I have the name? Do I have the name?
No. Right. What if they watch this?
That's what I'm saying.
You being bold. That's the point of this.
It's not being bold because what if they text you and embarrass you?
Like, OK, all right.
Imagine losing out on the party dick because you want to be on Instagram.
Like, describe y'all crushes.
Like, if you're seeing this, if you see this, then just describe them.
You don't got to like.
OK, hold on. So who want to go first?
Oh, I know at the entire YNH crew.
The entire crew that I follow, that I follow because I'm following some of y'all.
So yeah, the entire YNH.
YNH crew.
I want to fuck.
I'm cracking up.
All right, my agent, you want to go?
You want to describe a crush or?
I'm a woman of God.
Here this bitch go.
You not going to.
You said, OK, well, I mean, I kind of already like talked about him.
No, not the entire crew.
Oh, not the entire crew.
Cut it out. Cut it out.
Can you all cut it out?
But the the short Capricorn who turned me into a human sprinkler.
I period. I love you, baby.
She don't want to be a sprinkler no more.
She wants to be a water park.
I want to be a water park stink.
Me, I already shot my shot at him.
You know, he is.
So I guess I just say that.
No, bitch, you said you wanted.
All right. All right.
It's not a nigga though. It's not a nigga though.
I ain't going to say his name.
His name, Elliot. Oh, um, he you find it.
Shit. He's got it.
I'm definitely shooting my shot.
So if you see this or if you're watching this, definitely have my DMs. OK.
Mm hmm.
I don't you do black. I don't you do black.
Um, yeah, I can't. You can't.
All right. Well, it don't even matter if you're a nigga with money.
Just, you know.
Yeah. Well, the next episode,
you're definitely going to have to get some gross and balls.
Oh, but that.
But that wraps everything up.
Thank you all for tuning in and I'll see you all the next episode.
Thank you. Bye.