Hello and welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast.
Yes, this is a special review episode for you guys.
Just to see what's happened over there.
The season, the series, what listeners' stories have gone on,
what quotes we have, what are the big topics and all that stuff.
But of course, like we usually do, we're going to start off with the week.
So Alice, clearly, how has it gone for you?
It's gone alright actually, yeah.
Good, good.
I don't know whether I've said this, but I've got 74 in my biology.
Did he say?
I don't think so.
Well done.
I actually played Jordan Hokey today as well.
I got two goals.
Oh, there you go.
I'll take that.
Yeah.
Lessons.
Yeah, how has yours been Will?
Good, thanks.
What is it, Tuesday?
Well, actually it's been a very eventful week.
I don't think we're supposed to say this stuff because it's not our news,
but there's that.
A bit of drama.
It's getting worse by the day.
He's definitely changed.
And that person, he told me that you're on their side.
No, or not.
Who, me?
Yeah, you.
Oh, I'm not on any sides in this argument.
But the thing is, is Josh is Dylan's friend.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my God, sorry.
Can we bleep that out?
No, I don't know.
Surely editor.
Knowing the budget we pay him, which is the high amount and what the work he does.
He wouldn't do that.
So you probably knew that.
I swear you said this before and we've told you.
I swear we got rid of him.
We were just.
Yeah, I swear.
I swear you said you edited them yourself.
Yeah, you said that you got rid of the editor.
I got rid of the editor before I got in.
So you got the editor back?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I got a new one who is cheaper.
But still expensive and just as bad.
No offense.
Why don't you do it yourself then, Will?
Well, I don't have the time.
I don't have the time.
And to be honest.
Alex, why don't you do it?
I don't have the time either.
Oh, okay, Alex.
Anyway, it's not who you think it's.
You may have heard the person, but it's not to do with what you may have thought it was.
It's not to do with love.
That's the relationship.
It's like a completely separate topic.
Yeah.
And so that's just a bit of a bit of drama.
What was I saying?
Oh, no, that's not really important.
Just a little show, a little play, a musical going on.
Not bad.
You have to buy the tickets.
The school play School of Rock.
Yeah, that thing.
Yeah, that's what you're in a while.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Lessons?
Nothing.
Nothing crazy, really.
Maths is back to normal as a range mime and bottom set maths, by the way.
You probably know that.
But we went back to normal teach back from Covid.
And you can't get just getting back to that normal level of.
That's really not fun.
Go on the computer.
Miss Miss skin.
I had the last year.
Yeah.
There's worse.
I feel like there's worse.
Yeah.
I think sport.
Oh, oh, football wise.
How? Why didn't know why I haven't got this?
Oh, my God.
Well, there's a lot of things.
First of all, I want to say Chelsea won my team.
I know something about football.
Okay, we'll go to you in a sec.
I want to say that Aston Villa won as well.
It's the only big, big, big palace, didn't they?
One goal, wasn't it?
Yeah, with an own goal.
Yeah.
A mid table battle as usual.
Chelsea won one, though.
Yeah.
They're a very basic game.
What do you think about the man United game?
Oh, I was going to say about Alex.
It was ridiculous.
Completely.
That was an absolute shambles.
Now, let me then we go for a little run.
Hello.
I just need to say.
They are a very good team.
I love my United, to be honest.
They are a very respectable team.
Man United.
They have that attitude of winning hunger.
They won the Carabao Cup and stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That as well.
I always celebrate when they took the last minute goal against Chelsea.
One, one last minute.
I've seen this clip so many times and Casemiro is hitting the badge,
shouting with passion at the fans.
It gets me going like, hello, Chelsea fans.
First of all, you can't score.
Chelsea.
First of all, you can't score.
Second of all, where is that hunger?
You know, that passionate.
I know these players, some of these players that Chelsea have obviously have the passion.
They love the club.
They they they're devoted to a few of them.
What out?
But I feel like United have that winning mentality that they just will win anything.
I know it's a seven nil loss, but what my nice fans are worried and a lot of them.
Okay, little blimp.
Go, go, go.
It's Alex Ferguson.
He had a poor results.
One one week and then next week.
They go and smash it.
I think ten hours a great manager as well.
Alex, you agree?
Ten.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's he's getting good.
Yeah.
He's bringing them, bringing them to a very good stage.
Yeah.
I think last year, what the hell?
They got Europe, Europe League football.
Just just scraped that.
Didn't they?
They were competing with West Ham for that.
Yeah.
So it was shambles last year, but 10 hard.
I think.
Well, yeah, you could say our test on one of the best managers.
Of course, you got pep and clop and the conversation all the time.
They're obviously greatest managers, but 10.
You know, you know, he's also doing quite well for us.
And then I disagree completely.
I think he's definitely underachieved.
I definitely prefer him to Gerrard.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's a different story.
That's Gerrard.
And Dean Smith.
I prefer him to both of them.
Yeah.
Well, that's just tip.
They're not great managers.
Every reason.
Well, in my opinion, world class manager, I just don't think he.
But he's got he's got a disjointed Aston Villecai, which lost what?
A great player and a manager.
Very good atmosphere in the changing room.
Lost him.
Next season, Aston Villecai's players, they got I think Aston Villecai can definitely be a very high competitor for that kind of.
Yeah.
You know, Europe Conference League.
Yeah.
In my opinion, like they are very they have very good players.
Yeah, but we just don't use them to the best of their ability.
Kamara.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I agree.
Kamara is wow.
He was great.
What?
Marseille wasn't he at all?
I don't know who was at last.
What a player.
But well, it's all over the place there.
Yeah.
My United 7-0, like I said, a little blimp.
Hopefully they get over it.
To be honest, for the world of football, I hope my United can over it.
If my United are ruined, I'll be very sad because they're just a top team.
Yeah.
I don't dislike my United.
I do.
Yeah.
How can you?
Yeah.
They're a great team.
Champions League football tonight.
Chelsea, Dortmund, they're already one mill down.
They're playing at the bridge tonight.
So come on, Chelsea fans, bootstop the bridge.
Yeah.
We need that.
Yeah.
I think the Villa fans have their explicit chants and stuff like that.
They're not very PG.
No.
I have to say that.
Every chant you hear from Aston Villa Stadium is just...
Yeah.
Although it is passionate.
Yeah.
It's just passion.
Like I said, with 10 Hardin's name, it's passion.
Yeah.
I love that one chant.
Yeah.
The Villa boys from Aston.
I love that one.
I don't know that one, but...
Well, Aston.
Yeah.
They were in Cheriton Blue.
We even conquered Europe in 1982.
Alley, alley, alley.
Oh yeah, they did.
That one.
Alley, alley, alley.
Yeah, yeah.
Well done, Alex.
We're proud of you for that.
It was a really, really good rendition of the chant.
Anyway, sorry, Jermail.
We got me and Alex got distracted with football there.
Yeah.
What's going on with you?
How's your week been?
Okay.
It's been...
What day are we on?
Tuesday.
We've not had much of the week.
I don't like my face, but it's scaring me.
I had my Lambda exam on Saturday.
It went very well.
And I'll make sure to, when I get the results back, to share.
Yeah.
My brother had his competition.
He didn't win it, but it's not a surprise because he was the youngest and there was
people...
He was 17 and it could go up to people 21 years old.
So it wasn't really a surprise.
He didn't win it because he was the youngest there.
He still did really amazing.
And so did my cousin.
So well done to both of them.
Both did very good.
The rest of the week...
Yesterday was naff.
Nothing happened.
Sure, nothing happened.
Nothing.
Nothing happened.
Is something...
I don't know.
No, just curious.
No, I've got a drama school drama trip tomorrow after school.
I have to go to choruses and then go to relishes.
It's a bit of a hassle, but no, it's not been eventful to be honest, everyone.
It's just like school.
You know?
School.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Well, I know we've been drawing on the week section for a while, but...
I enjoyed that football chat to be honest.
It kind of just got off a bit of steam.
Well, this is a bit of a flashback kind of thing.
See what we got in our hoot.
Now, Jamila, if you think Alex is newer, so may not get as many quotes.
I remember every episode because I've listened to every single one.
Yeah.
So, okay, both of you.
Do you know any major amazing things that's happened to us or funny things that people have said?
I remember some, yeah, obviously.
So, I remember...
So, I remember this is still a thing.
This is a thing that is going to stay with me forever.
It's me teaching Will what musical I was going to go and see throughout these podcasts.
I've seen it now.
Will, do you actually remember, Will?
Hamilton.
Yes.
That is an achievement in my life to teach Will that.
So, that I have really, really liked about the podcast.
I've also, there's been classic moments.
What was that quote Dylan said about a child?
It was like, you can't just abandon your child.
A child like that, yeah.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Yeah, Dylan.
Yeah, Darcy had a list of loads of quotes, didn't she?
He did, but we were going to get them up, but she's not texting me back.
She's probably doing something.
But if we get them during the podcast, we'll save them.
Yeah.
Alex?
I remember episode two.
Episode two, yeah.
Yeah.
That was, yeah, that was very fun.
That was the best episode.
Okay.
Best episode.
Episode two.
The really long silence.
Yeah.
Oh, at the end.
Yeah.
Just ignore that.
But yeah, there was long silence.
Everyone says it's a good episode.
We've had a few messages from listeners saying it was a good episode.
Yeah.
Can you get that style back, really?
That.
We're trying.
Yeah.
Episode one, diet.
Everyone went around saying, what is a healthy diet?
Yeah.
What is a healthy diet?
Episode one.
That's so long ago now.
Yeah.
I remember the episode with Josh Wood on it was so funny.
That was funny.
That one.
Yeah.
Josh Wood is such a funny guy.
Go check that one out if you haven't already, guys.
That's my favorite episode to record.
It's my favorite as well.
It just makes it.
We used to get him back on season two.
Just get ready for Josh Wood.
He's coming back.
Yeah.
Top notch.
Yeah.
I mean, it wasn't that long ago, but the one where we had Tom Little and Unico on.
Oh, yeah.
And yeah, it was the whole funky bunch.
In replacements for Dylan and Darcy then.
Yeah.
Because they couldn't make it.
So that has actually gone up in views that one.
Yeah.
More than the other older ones, actually.
A few older ones.
That's a popular one.
Yeah, I don't know why.
It was a bad episode, but yeah.
Yeah.
You could.
Yeah.
I won't say that was that's downing our episodes and guests.
But yeah.
So that's a few old episodes, the ones that you point out.
Two quotes from Jemima.
Now, be honest, who is your favourite guest that has arrived on the show?
Like, not your favourite person or that one, but who did the best job?
Josh Wood.
All the way for me.
No offence, everyone else on this had been amazing.
Everyone's been great.
But Josh Wood, he just had something about him.
He was so funny.
I don't know.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
I also like Charlie Pittock when he came on once.
I thought he was quite good.
Yeah.
Charlie Pittock.
Yeah, I agree with Josh.
Everyone's been really, really good.
He's come on.
Of course.
Yeah.
Josh just brought that vibe.
Yeah.
And of course, we had Alex Crudie on as a guest before he was officially on.
Who of course is top class.
Yeah.
Old quotes.
I want to do this thing.
This looks, I don't know if we're going to get it.
I don't know if we can hear each other.
But we'll do a test of them.
Jemima, can you make a duck noise for you?
Duck.
Okay, that works.
Okay.
Alex, can you make a duck noise?
Duck.
All right, you worked.
Okay, so we can compare sounds.
Good.
I want to see who is the most accurate sound.
Who gives the most accurate sound?
So if I said let's do a train noise.
No, not a train noise.
Let's say a helicopter.
You would do a helicopter noise.
Oh yeah.
And she would be the closest.
Can we go one at a time, obviously, so we can like.
Yeah.
So yeah, I feel like I want to judge you on that.
So we're going to.
Random.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just felt like it.
We're going to go into it.
Then let's say drinking a potion in Fortnite.
You can go first.
I don't know what that sounds like.
You got you got like the chugged splash one.
Yeah.
Alex yours.
Yeah, the chugged splash one.
I don't know what that sounds like.
Oh my God.
I'm against that.
Do you mind against that?
Yeah.
Even though it is rubbish.
It's like a splash tomato.
That's just.
Just.
Put a point on my.
Yeah.
Tick, tick, tally up the points.
Well, we'll see next season who's won the most things.
Obviously Alex wouldn't have, but we'll see who overall.
Who's won the most.
Challenges that we've done.
Yeah.
Let me think.
Let's do a.
Animal.
A lion roaring.
Jemima.
Give me that.
Sound like a dead cat.
Alex.
Yogo.
I'd.
He's so bad.
Do it again.
I didn't hear it.
I'm going with Alex.
It was like.
It was, it was, it was a struggling cat.
Like cats are obviously lions are cats.
Yes.
But yeah.
Yeah.
But.
I mean, a cat cat, a pet cat.
Not.
Like a little.
Meow.
Yeah.
Not a.
A gazelle eating, killing blood squatting.
Two.
Nine.
Yeah.
Let's do.
Oh no.
That's.
Could be taken the wrong way.
Let's do a seal.
Jemima.
I should probably do that.
Alex.
That's more of a walrus.
But I like it.
No, no.
Walrus is a.
They're just beautiful.
They're just.
Mutants in my opinion.
They're just weird lab experiments that went wrong with.
Yeah.
I really like it though.
Like a, like a woolly mammoth crossed over seal.
Yeah.
I want to give a point to.
Alex.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
It feels more real.
So Alex is on.
Okay.
Everyone.
If you disagree with Will's judging, you tally up your points on, on our Instagram
or someone in email and we'll read them out and see if it was judging is fair.
I think my judging is fair.
Let me think that a gun going off.
This is, this is one that catches people off.
It's a gun.
That's like a bajillion different types of guns.
Give me a pistol.
A pistol.
Okay.
Alex.
My God.
I don't know what I'm listening to.
Okay.
I'm going to get the point to Jemima.
Yeah.
More of a song.
It's terrible.
Yeah.
What?
It's a hard one.
The gun is, is an interesting one.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
You know, a mini gun, a Gatling gun.
Like the, the, the sprayers.
Jemima.
Oh yeah.
Did you just do?
It's like a shotgun.
Okay.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Just take that.
Okay.
Let me try again.
I'll try again.
Okay.
Ooh, that's an obscure one.
Okay.
Alex.
Can you do it again?
Jemima, can you do yours?
Do yours again?
Alex, you win.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
That was dreadful.
I think that Alex should win that one as well, because I didn't know what I was doing.
Yeah, that was horrible.
But.
This is so random.
Yeah, it is random.
This was just, here it is, just to make weird and losers.
Let's do, ooh, I want to do some, I want to do, um, a Harry Potter spell going on.
Let's say, um, Expelliarmus.
Jemima.
Okay.
Um, yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay.
Alex.
I don't know.
That end bit.
That's fucking firework going off.
And Jemima wins, definitely, but.
Yeah, but she's watched like every Harry Potter, like three times.
More than three times.
Oh, oh, I got it.
A football champ.
More Alex's cup of tea.
Come on, Jemima.
You've been to a few Reading matches?
Like, not in like three years.
Um, um, um.
Can Alex go first so I can think of a football chant?
No.
I don't.
You don't have to sing a chant, you can just get that vibe going in.
Okay, okay.
Alex.
Okay.
Alex.
First word.
Yeah, you win that.
What's the score?
I've got three.
Joanne's got three.
I think Alex's got five, haven't you?
Yeah.
Alex is crushing.
I'm going to give you three more rounds.
This could decide it all.
Um.
Let me think.
That's two.
No, you probably don't know that enough, Jemima.
You're as leaving as Alex.
Um, let's think.
Oh, this is a nice one.
The set of the noise of the net when that goes in a football match.
You know, the bulge of it.
When you hit the ball, it scrapes along the net.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
I'll just make this up.
I'll just make it up.
Okay.
What?
Oh, I don't get a Christmas.
If it was longer, I could see that.
Yeah, Alex, you'll go.
Alex wins that.
Yeah.
All right.
Do you mind?
I can't win.
Good to give you the other two rounds though.
I want to see how try would have done.
Let's do, um, you know that like beatbox beatbox sounds.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I got this one.
Alex.
Alex wins that.
You can just about hear it, but it wins it because it kind of got that beats vibe.
Yours is a bit mixed match and kind of bit of random jazz over there and a bit of beats
and boots and bits over there.
All right.
You know, the, the Samsung, the original Samsung like message thing.
Yes.
Give me it.
Come on.
Wait, I don't have a Samsung.
Okay, right.
I don't have a Samsung.
You should still know it.
It's famous.
When you hear hear me do it, you'll know it.
Oh yeah.
I know that one.
You'll go Alex.
I like Alex's.
It's not, do you mind if I win?
Yeah.
But I like Alex's.
I wish they'd done that.
It's kind of like, yeah, it was a bit more jazzy.
Yeah.
Just like, love it.
It's not so like mismatched.
Like they made it.
Yeah.
Well, um, there you go.
I actually crushed you.
But, uh, Hey, that was, um, that was a good little, see what you got in your head with
beats and stuff.
And what comes in your mind?
First thinking like that.
Um, well, a few minutes left.
Save that for season.
Riddle.
We're going to go for riddles.
Okay.
Go, go for it.
Get, get, Brian, just.
Are we going to save the stories for season two?
Uh, well, yeah.
Oh, stories.
Oh, stories are Tuesday ones.
Ah, yes.
We're going to save it for season two.
Okay.
How many letters are in the answer to this riddle?
What is that the question?
Yeah.
What?
How many letters are in the answer to this riddle?
Oh, one.
Yeah.
I didn't get it.
It could be any, you could have said anything.
Yeah.
It could be any, you could have said any single number and it would have been right.
If I said a hundred.
Yeah.
I said six thousand.
Yeah.
That's, that's okay.
No, I don't understand it either.
Wow.
Okay.
Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
Where can you finish a book?
Well, oh, a picture book.
No.
What?
Well, that's a story.
It's true though.
It's true.
I mean, it's correct, but no.
Where can, like a library?
Is it the same as that?
No.
Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
A dictionary.
No.
Don't think, don't think, don't think sentences in like, like the dog went to the park.
Think different.
How could you?
You can, you just can.
Don't, don't, don't think of like a random sentence, like as in English, just like.
Oh, how can you finish a book without finishing?
How can you finish a book without finishing?
Jail sentence.
Yes.
Prison.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Well, I wouldn't have got that.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Do you want one more?
Yeah.
Okay.
What walks all day on its head?
I was going to say a coin, but coins don't walk.
So.
Walks all day on its head.
On its head.
I mean, think of animals.
But it's not an animal.
I mean, you might not get it.
A horse.
No, it's not an animal, but it's something to do with the horse.
Something to do with a horse.
Yeah.
Oh.
A hoof.
No, not quite.
Not quite.
You're very close though.
That buckle thing that goes on the hoof.
Horseshoe, you're even closer.
Oh, what?
How does it get attached?
Screws?
Walled pretty nearly.
What the hell is that?
It's my hammer.
My hammer.
And then my something.
Oh.
Chisel.
Chisel, no.
A shoe.
Nail.
A nail in a horseshoe.
What the hell?
The nail in the horseshoe walks all day on its head.
Wait, what?
It looks like a head.
Yeah, it does, the flat bit.
Oh, I say yeah.
That's so stupid.
I actually hate the riddle, but I hate it.
I didn't understand it when I finally saw the answer.
Thank you Alex.
So there were some good riddles.
Other than the last one.
Yeah, that was a brain teaser.
Yeah.
Well, before we end it, I'd just like to ask what has your favourite listener story been over the episodes?
Hard. I love them all.
We all love them all, but yeah.
Oh, I know, I know.
Well, the one about that Christmas and the guy said to his wife.
Oh yeah.
Three reasons I'm not going to get up.
Oh yeah.
The only three reasons I'm getting up, to either reach the remote control.
It was like to get my daily steps in or go to the toilet. It was something like that.
Yeah, to go to the toilet. Yeah.
To burn off a few calories.
That was a really good one.
That was a good one, yeah.
Alex, yours?
What other good ones have there been?
There's been...
I'm trying to think.
I'm not sure.
Oh, oh great. Well, um.
Well.
There's been some like not very PG ones and then there's been...
Others.
Yeah, my favourite one is that one. But yeah.
Fair enough.
Well, my favourite one, thank you Alex for asking, is the first one on episode three, the girl in the poo.
And the... Oh yeah. It's just what started the listening stories after, didn't it?
Yeah.
Great to see.
Well, that'll be it for season one.
Guys, thank you for going along with us with all the rows, with all the bad episodes, all the complaints, all the highs and all the positive feedback.
All the kicking outers of cast members and all the bad, bad, what do you call them?
Guests. Of course, we all love the guests. And all the inappropriate listening stories. I'd just like to thank all of you for listening.
We hope to be back on Friday.
With season two.
With season two. With new things, new mechanics, like I said.
Don't know where I put my notes on what we're going to do, but I put them somewhere.
We're still looking for a few more cast members.
Well, not cast members, what are we doing here? But what's crew? But yeah, thanks for listening, everyone. See you next time.
Thank you. See you on season two. Bye guys.
Bye.