WEBVTT 00:00:00.270 --> 00:00:04.370 Mike Randall, our Mark Randall, used to go to 00:00:04.370 --> 00:00:07.750 Waitrose. Then his trust hit. Inflation hit. 00:00:08.529 --> 00:00:11.929 Guess what happened? The man had to shop at Lidl's. 00:00:12.009 --> 00:00:15.529 The drop -off was significant. The food I was 00:00:15.529 --> 00:00:21.030 eating was made out of bananas. Buttocks. Jemima's 00:00:21.030 --> 00:00:32.759 in hospital. Back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers 00:00:32.759 --> 00:00:38.359 podcast, season five, episode five. Hello. Hey, 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:42.219 guys. Hello, Evie. Hello, Will. Hello, Jemima. 00:00:43.619 --> 00:00:47.719 Jemima? Jemima? Hello? She's not here. Where 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:51.320 is she? Well, Will, she's in hospital at the 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:54.979 moment. Jemima's in hospital. That's right, guys. 00:00:55.079 --> 00:00:59.530 It's only Evie and I today. Yes. jemima's in 00:00:59.530 --> 00:01:03.829 hospital why is that we don't know to be honest 00:01:03.829 --> 00:01:07.189 i'm not sure she hasn't actually told us what 00:01:07.189 --> 00:01:10.549 she wanted to make she wanted to sorry i'm mumbling 00:01:10.549 --> 00:01:14.329 she was planning to come today but then she can't 00:01:14.329 --> 00:01:16.450 well she cancelled because she's in hospital 00:01:16.450 --> 00:01:19.489 all day sadly but she was planning to come today 00:01:19.489 --> 00:01:22.730 and tell us why she was in hospital previously 00:01:22.730 --> 00:01:26.390 she's been in hospital all week apparently and 00:01:26.390 --> 00:01:28.359 that's not good I thought she was in and out 00:01:28.359 --> 00:01:29.900 for like a minute. Yeah, in and out all week, 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:35.040 yeah. And, oh gosh, sorry. Oh, oh no, that's 00:01:35.040 --> 00:01:39.500 a huge bunk. Break the mug. So, we don't know 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:41.340 why she's in hospital, but we're going to ring 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:43.200 her now. She probably won't pick up. She's not 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:45.840 really the best at picking up. So, let's see 00:01:45.840 --> 00:01:48.579 if she does pick up. But how are you today? I'm 00:01:48.579 --> 00:01:51.359 actually very good. Have you, what's been going 00:01:51.359 --> 00:01:54.920 on today? I played a match. In what? Football. 00:01:56.109 --> 00:01:59.349 A football match? Yes. Really? Well, yeah, we 00:01:59.349 --> 00:02:01.129 do know you do play football. I do play football. 00:02:01.269 --> 00:02:05.090 For an undisclosed team. Yes. That you do not 00:02:05.090 --> 00:02:07.170 like for some strange reason. I don't know. I 00:02:07.170 --> 00:02:09.870 prefer you on a different team. It doesn't matter. 00:02:10.110 --> 00:02:13.349 How did it go? It went quite well. We drew. Really? 00:02:13.389 --> 00:02:15.490 1 -1. 1 -1. We were winning most of the match. 00:02:15.530 --> 00:02:17.250 Literally the last two minutes. The guy went 00:02:17.250 --> 00:02:20.270 two minutes left. Yeah. And then they scored. 00:02:21.330 --> 00:02:23.610 Really? It was in the corner, though, so it wasn't 00:02:23.610 --> 00:02:26.699 goal. It was like... Right in the corner. In 00:02:26.699 --> 00:02:28.199 the corner? In the corner, in the corner. What, 00:02:28.219 --> 00:02:31.340 like a bottom corner finish, you mean? Yes. Deadly 00:02:31.340 --> 00:02:34.159 finishes, deadly finishes. What was it, like 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:36.960 a prime strike at Haaland, bottom of the corner? 00:02:37.259 --> 00:02:38.960 Oh, no, it was like an accent on one as well. 00:02:39.099 --> 00:02:41.539 Oh, really? They were like, they tried to kick 00:02:41.539 --> 00:02:44.360 it, and you didn't have that much power, except 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:48.419 for our goalie. Stop doing that. Because, like, 00:02:48.419 --> 00:02:50.439 all the strikers were usually on my side, because 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:53.080 I was playing left today. I hate playing left. 00:02:53.099 --> 00:02:54.979 Left back. Oh, yeah. I hate playing left back. 00:02:55.139 --> 00:02:56.979 Yeah. Because they were all on my side, and they 00:02:56.979 --> 00:02:59.020 kicked it to the left, and my goal was not expecting 00:02:59.020 --> 00:03:00.699 it. Because our goals are quite big, obviously. 00:03:01.379 --> 00:03:04.180 And so she was on the left, not the right. Oh, 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:07.259 really? And the ball just went in. So the keeper 00:03:07.259 --> 00:03:10.159 was on two. She was too one -sided. Yeah. Oh, 00:03:10.180 --> 00:03:13.000 dear. Oh, dear. Anyway. That was because, like, 00:03:13.020 --> 00:03:14.699 five strikers were running down with the ball 00:03:14.699 --> 00:03:16.520 on the left. Oh, okay. And what were the defenders 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:19.780 doing? Farting around. Well, we had two mids 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:22.419 and two defenders going for them. Okay. Well, 00:03:22.460 --> 00:03:23.520 I guess the defenders are all out of position. 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.719 I also got a boot to the face. I don't know if 00:03:25.719 --> 00:03:27.259 I told you that. A boot? A boot to the face. 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:30.939 Really? Yep. Studs? Yep, studs in my lip. Really? 00:03:30.939 --> 00:03:32.319 I don't know if you can see it, but there. No, 00:03:32.379 --> 00:03:34.860 I can't see it. On my lip. It was bigger earlier. 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:37.080 Yeah, you're lucky it's not that big now. But, 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:39.879 yeah, it's because studs are plastic. They're 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:42.539 not metal. Oh, okay. But I was going in for the 00:03:42.539 --> 00:03:44.340 ball. Yeah, yeah. To get out because it went 00:03:44.340 --> 00:03:46.560 right above my head. And I tried to kick it from 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.400 the other team. And I guess you got the foul, 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.349 right? No. They didn't even stop the game. Because 00:03:51.349 --> 00:03:53.430 the referee, the ball hit my face, not her foot. 00:03:53.770 --> 00:03:55.550 Really? But her foot went right into my mouth. 00:03:55.729 --> 00:03:57.729 Really? Because I don't know, how did she get 00:03:57.729 --> 00:04:00.949 her leg up that high as well? Well, it's possible. 00:04:01.310 --> 00:04:03.349 Yeah, it's definitely possible. And it's definitely 00:04:03.349 --> 00:04:06.969 a foul. That's dangerous play, referee. But I 00:04:06.969 --> 00:04:09.310 guess your refs are probably part -time students. 00:04:09.590 --> 00:04:13.289 Well, actually, no. He's older. And he's actually 00:04:13.289 --> 00:04:15.110 a very good referee, to be honest. Really? He 00:04:15.110 --> 00:04:17.329 taught us the timings. And he would be very supportive 00:04:17.329 --> 00:04:19.610 to both teams. He was not biased. Good man, good 00:04:19.610 --> 00:04:21.250 man. That's what you want to see. Sometimes you 00:04:21.250 --> 00:04:24.250 get the second coach of the other team manage 00:04:24.250 --> 00:04:26.490 the rest of the game. You're like, oh, for flip's 00:04:26.490 --> 00:04:29.470 sake. It's literally their coach, so he's going 00:04:29.470 --> 00:04:32.110 to be quite biased. And you always see the biasness 00:04:32.110 --> 00:04:35.170 in him. Usually we get some 19 -year -old. He 00:04:35.170 --> 00:04:39.089 doesn't speak. He just walks around like... And 00:04:39.089 --> 00:04:40.670 then he always gets in the way of the ball as 00:04:40.670 --> 00:04:44.449 well. Foul. He's just always there in front of 00:04:44.449 --> 00:04:49.829 the ball. That's a shame. That's a shame. Right. 00:04:50.930 --> 00:04:54.310 Jemima didn't pick up. So I think, why don't 00:04:54.310 --> 00:04:57.149 we record a little voice memo for her? Like a 00:04:57.149 --> 00:05:01.389 get well soon message. Yes. From both of us and 00:05:01.389 --> 00:05:04.009 all of you guys from the podcast. So at home, 00:05:04.149 --> 00:05:06.629 maybe not out loud because you may be embarrassed 00:05:06.629 --> 00:05:08.209 that Timmy in the other room is going to hear 00:05:08.209 --> 00:05:13.029 you. But in your heads, wish Jemima a happy recovery. 00:05:13.930 --> 00:05:17.170 Hey, Jemima. Hey. We're on the podcast live right 00:05:17.170 --> 00:05:19.230 now, so you'll probably see this in the episode, 00:05:19.329 --> 00:05:23.189 but we both hope you get well. Say something. 00:05:23.470 --> 00:05:26.750 Yeah, we hope you get better soon. Yeah. Hope 00:05:26.750 --> 00:05:30.230 you're all right. Yeah. So, yeah, we hope you 00:05:30.230 --> 00:05:32.730 do well, and tune in to the new episode, Stupid 00:05:32.730 --> 00:05:34.910 Opinion Teenager Podcast. This is a free promotion, 00:05:35.110 --> 00:05:37.430 so send this to your friends. Thanks, Jemima. 00:05:37.490 --> 00:05:40.930 Get better soon. Bye. Get better soon. Bye. There 00:05:40.930 --> 00:05:43.629 you go. Little 30 -second get -well message. 00:05:43.829 --> 00:05:46.730 Right. That was... Okay, so football, you've 00:05:46.730 --> 00:05:51.230 had that today. How about you? Well, today I've 00:05:51.230 --> 00:05:54.129 been at work, so there's not really a lot to 00:05:54.129 --> 00:05:56.370 report on, really, because it was quite a chill 00:05:56.370 --> 00:05:59.550 day today. So there's nothing really to report 00:05:59.550 --> 00:06:03.069 on there. Yesterday I had football as well, which 00:06:03.069 --> 00:06:06.029 we won 2 -0 in. Well done. We didn't concede 00:06:06.029 --> 00:06:08.470 in the last minute. Did I tell you about my other 00:06:08.470 --> 00:06:14.110 score from last week? 3 -1. No. No. 8 -2. Oh, 00:06:14.129 --> 00:06:16.129 yes, you did 8 -2. Yeah, sorry, I should mention 00:06:16.129 --> 00:06:18.829 that. 8 -2. I can't remember telling you. No, 00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:21.050 yeah, you did. Did you contribute to any of the 00:06:21.050 --> 00:06:25.889 goals? Well, I'm defence. Yes, but I know if 00:06:25.889 --> 00:06:27.910 you're on fullback, then you're sprinting down 00:06:27.910 --> 00:06:30.050 the wing and you're getting some balls in, or 00:06:30.050 --> 00:06:32.149 you're going to get your head on a corner. Okay, 00:06:32.230 --> 00:06:35.610 well, I pay defence, not mid. Yeah, you get your... 00:06:35.610 --> 00:06:38.069 Do you know the difference? What did I just say? 00:06:38.069 --> 00:06:40.990 Our wings are mid to do that. Well, do defenders 00:06:40.990 --> 00:06:44.069 go up for corners? Hello? Well, one does. One 00:06:44.069 --> 00:06:45.970 goes up and two stay back. Well, yes, I know, 00:06:46.009 --> 00:06:48.769 but maybe a midfielder. What about that little 00:06:48.769 --> 00:06:53.129 Chubbo? She wasn't in today. Chubbo's not very 00:06:53.129 --> 00:06:57.029 good, in my opinion. Don't be so rude. Anyway, 00:06:57.290 --> 00:07:02.230 yes, so I had football, which was fun. Chelsea 00:07:02.230 --> 00:07:04.850 also played. I'm not going to go into that because 00:07:04.850 --> 00:07:08.279 no one cares. I care. Chelsea won 3 -0. There 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:11.079 you go. Against Nottingham Forest. I'm sorry 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:13.939 to go off topic again, but I had an argument 00:07:13.939 --> 00:07:16.279 with an entire boss full of people about what 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:18.620 a better team is. And they were all saying, like, 00:07:18.639 --> 00:07:19.759 Liverpool and Manchester United are the only 00:07:19.759 --> 00:07:24.899 person there going, it's Chelsea. Okay, yeah, 00:07:24.980 --> 00:07:29.079 definitely, definitely wrong there. Me? Yes. 00:07:30.300 --> 00:07:35.089 I love my boys. Me? I love my boys, but... We're 00:07:35.089 --> 00:07:37.149 not a very good team. Oh, no, we're not at all. 00:07:37.189 --> 00:07:40.610 But you won. But I just like arguing with people 00:07:40.610 --> 00:07:43.170 about teams. Yeah, well, Liverpool lost currently. 00:07:43.470 --> 00:07:46.589 Liverpool lost a few minutes ago. We're recording 00:07:46.589 --> 00:07:50.790 on a Sunday, the 19th. They lost to Manchester 00:07:50.790 --> 00:07:54.290 United. So whoever says Liverpool are good. Yeah, 00:07:54.329 --> 00:07:55.449 I love how we're going to be like that. They 00:07:55.449 --> 00:07:58.050 lost that one match, but Chelsea lost an entire 00:07:58.050 --> 00:08:01.009 season. What do you mean they lost an entire 00:08:01.009 --> 00:08:04.620 season? I'm just... They would be relegated if 00:08:04.620 --> 00:08:08.139 they lost an entire season. No, I mean like overall. 00:08:08.620 --> 00:08:10.279 Yeah, I know what you're trying to say. Anyway, 00:08:10.339 --> 00:08:12.100 we're moving on from football. We don't have 00:08:12.100 --> 00:08:15.500 many football listeners, I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. 00:08:15.899 --> 00:08:18.019 Anyway, that's pretty much what's happened this 00:08:18.019 --> 00:08:20.800 week. It's end of term for me. So schools complete 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:23.100 the mundo this week. I don't have to go in next 00:08:23.100 --> 00:08:27.740 week. Evie does. Which is fun. I've had all my 00:08:27.740 --> 00:08:32.000 tests this week. I mean, I would report on some 00:08:32.000 --> 00:08:36.080 scores, but I'm not going to. I had cake as well. 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:38.080 Because I bet you got like 100 in all of them. 00:08:38.940 --> 00:08:42.179 No. Doesn't want to upset me. I get like really 00:08:42.179 --> 00:08:44.240 bad scores. No, no, she doesn't. She's a very, 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:53.220 very good academic scholar. So, every other Friday 00:08:53.220 --> 00:08:58.820 in chemistry, I have cake, chemistry cake, or 00:08:58.820 --> 00:09:03.460 cake with Colin. Chemistry cake. Chemistry cake. 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.139 Do you make it with the leftover... Chemicals. 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:10.700 No, no, we don't use bloody potassium and, you 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:14.200 know, all the sodium to make up a cake. No. So 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:17.639 on the rota, so, you know, register, whoever's 00:09:17.639 --> 00:09:19.360 next in the register has to bring in a cake. 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:22.220 So it was my day to bring in a cake, and I brought 00:09:22.220 --> 00:09:25.679 in a cake, a caramelised chocolate cake, and 00:09:25.679 --> 00:09:28.980 we had it in the chemistry lesson. Which was... 00:09:28.980 --> 00:09:32.440 That's dangerous. Don't worry, we had it outside 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:34.679 of the classroom. There's no contamination. Sorry, 00:09:34.700 --> 00:09:36.100 I just wanted to say that. That's very dangerous. 00:09:36.460 --> 00:09:37.879 Yeah, don't worry. There's a physics teacher 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:41.200 in my school who's like, you can't wait in the 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:43.200 classroom if there's no teacher in there. So 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:45.519 you have to walk out of the classroom and wait 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:49.519 until your teacher spawns in. Well, my old science 00:09:49.519 --> 00:09:52.100 class, the door would always lock and you wouldn't 00:09:52.100 --> 00:09:54.059 be able to open it from the outside. So we'd 00:09:54.059 --> 00:09:55.179 be waiting there for like five minutes because 00:09:55.179 --> 00:09:56.980 our teacher would have to go round the stock 00:09:56.980 --> 00:09:59.940 cupboard to get in to open the door. And you 00:09:59.940 --> 00:10:01.679 would have to get your water bottle and stand 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:03.600 outside. So even in the very back of the classroom, 00:10:03.679 --> 00:10:04.940 you'd have to walk all the way out just to get 00:10:04.940 --> 00:10:08.740 a drink. Or back in. There's levels, Chubb, and 00:10:08.740 --> 00:10:11.539 your levels are dropping when I hear this. This 00:10:11.539 --> 00:10:13.720 is not good. What do you mean by my levels? Well, 00:10:13.759 --> 00:10:17.990 just your levels of quality of life. Imagine 00:10:17.990 --> 00:10:19.970 having... I can just drink in the classroom. 00:10:20.090 --> 00:10:22.049 I just go glug, glug, glug, glug. That's dangerous, 00:10:22.129 --> 00:10:23.850 though. According to my teacher, it's very dangerous 00:10:23.850 --> 00:10:25.590 because of chemicals that can be used on the 00:10:25.590 --> 00:10:27.250 tables. Yeah, but when you're a sixth form, you 00:10:27.250 --> 00:10:30.070 get away with it, let's say. They don't care 00:10:30.070 --> 00:10:32.669 if you die. No. You're in sixth form. I think 00:10:32.669 --> 00:10:34.789 they just... They know that... If you don't have 00:10:34.789 --> 00:10:36.769 tough lookies, who cares? They know that distilled 00:10:36.769 --> 00:10:38.590 water is not going to bloody kill you. Or they 00:10:38.590 --> 00:10:42.169 know that bits of iodine from your iodine test 00:10:42.169 --> 00:10:44.470 isn't going to kill you. They've got brains, 00:10:44.629 --> 00:10:47.419 you see. They've got brains. Anyway, moving on. 00:10:47.500 --> 00:10:49.379 Have we said everything in the week? You don't 00:10:49.379 --> 00:10:53.919 need to add anything. Yeah, pretty much. Awesome. 00:10:54.059 --> 00:10:55.779 Right. Okay, so we've got a few things planned 00:10:55.779 --> 00:10:58.320 this week. How we're 10 minutes in. Awesome. 00:10:58.500 --> 00:11:01.059 So we've got a few things planned this week. 00:11:01.220 --> 00:11:05.720 Evie and I had a former podcast that didn't actually 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:07.720 get published in the end due to legal reasons. 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:13.720 AKA me. Yeah, due to Evie. Butt cheek. Anyway. 00:11:13.980 --> 00:11:19.679 Excuse me. We, in that podcast, siblings, sit 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:22.120 down, by the way. We... You won't be able to 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.340 check it out. No, it's not up there. But we rated 00:11:26.340 --> 00:11:30.320 the UK supermarkets. Which ones are the best? 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:36.840 Yes. We did do that. Sorry, I'm just thinking. 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:39.620 Great. Okay, anyway. Yeah, so what we're going 00:11:39.620 --> 00:11:42.419 to be doing is we're going to actually re... 00:11:42.889 --> 00:11:46.309 jig that conversation into stupid opinion of 00:11:46.309 --> 00:11:49.470 teenagers podcast the best podcast uh because 00:11:49.470 --> 00:11:51.909 i've completely forgotten what we said and i've 00:11:51.909 --> 00:11:53.850 actually got a tier list up here now so i can 00:11:53.850 --> 00:11:56.250 actually keep track of what we say so i'm gonna 00:11:56.250 --> 00:12:00.830 skip out the ones like farm food and heroin food 00:12:00.830 --> 00:12:07.669 oh no no it's here on food there was a little 00:12:07.669 --> 00:12:11.700 mark that looked like it said heroin Or heroin. 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:16.200 Heroin. Anyway, it's not heroin food. Okay, so 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:19.100 let me give you the supermarkets that we're going 00:12:19.100 --> 00:12:21.620 to actually rate today. And everyone who lives 00:12:21.620 --> 00:12:25.360 in the UK will know shops like Lidl's. The arse 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:28.399 -cheekin' Lidl's. And then, no, Waitrose, which 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:30.620 is... That's Lidl on Price. Sorry? That's Lidl 00:12:30.620 --> 00:12:33.500 on Price. Oh my gosh, I saw this. I saw this. 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:38.460 It said, what was it? Good quality and Lidl on 00:12:38.460 --> 00:12:41.750 Price or something. Good quality food and packaging 00:12:41.750 --> 00:12:46.330 and little on price. No, no, no. Little on price. 00:12:46.490 --> 00:12:49.370 And it's literally, it's little on quality and 00:12:49.370 --> 00:12:52.149 packaging, little on price as well. Because little 00:12:52.149 --> 00:12:56.509 are f***ing terrible. I saw an advert that said, 00:12:56.610 --> 00:12:59.710 oh, come get your freshest food. Freshest food 00:12:59.710 --> 00:13:03.570 from Lidl's. Oh, let me tell you, they're fish, 00:13:03.950 --> 00:13:07.879 they're meat. Their vegetables are absolutely 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:10.919 crap. It may be the area we live in, but it's 00:13:10.919 --> 00:13:13.080 crap. It probably is. If you want fresh food, 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:16.440 go to a farm shop. Morrison's, Sainsbury's. Obviously, 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:18.299 I mean, Waitrose and... I get fine stuff from 00:13:18.299 --> 00:13:21.679 Morrison's. Do you? Yes. Fresh food? Yes. You 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:23.519 don't even have meat, so I'm not going to ask 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:25.700 about fresh meat. Because I'm vegetarian. Yes. 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:30.580 Anyway. How is a vegetarian? Is it tough? Very 00:13:30.580 --> 00:13:32.360 nice. Is it weird? I don't miss meat at all. 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:36.789 Oh my gosh. She answer. Yes, she did. I'll read 00:13:36.789 --> 00:13:38.830 out Jemima's message later. No, it was a personal 00:13:38.830 --> 00:13:44.110 one. So, how is it being vegetarian? It's not 00:13:44.110 --> 00:13:46.450 hard at all. Really? You just don't eat meat. 00:13:46.649 --> 00:13:49.830 Yes, I know, but does it... I mean, maybe you 00:13:49.830 --> 00:13:51.970 miss, you know, eating the steak. No, I agree. 00:13:52.269 --> 00:13:54.590 The blood. When I was younger, I did not like 00:13:54.590 --> 00:13:59.149 meat. Really? I found chicken too, like... That 00:13:59.149 --> 00:14:02.269 makes it smooth. Does that make any sense? Sausages 00:14:02.269 --> 00:14:04.080 are too thick. Whenever I would eat, especially 00:14:04.080 --> 00:14:06.759 here, you'd bite down on it, and there'd be like 00:14:06.759 --> 00:14:10.080 a little bit you couldn't chew. You know what 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:12.860 I mean? And it would be there. Oh, no, I know 00:14:12.860 --> 00:14:15.059 what you mean. It's just a certain cut. Some 00:14:15.059 --> 00:14:17.360 pieces of chicken will be... Oh, I'm talking 00:14:17.360 --> 00:14:20.080 about sausages. Oh, sorry, I zoned out for a 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:23.419 second. Sausages. Some sausages, the ones in 00:14:23.419 --> 00:14:25.740 my school, used to have big chunks of fat in 00:14:25.740 --> 00:14:31.879 them. It was disgusting. But, yeah, no, I understand 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:34.940 sometimes some meat can be imperfect. They're 00:14:34.940 --> 00:14:37.580 all disgusting. Fine. Unless it's very cruel. 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.620 Just be like, ooh, big farm of cows. Kill them. 00:14:41.659 --> 00:14:43.360 Yeah, I know, but I have to bring out the thing 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.320 I've said to you multiple times. Can I just say 00:14:45.320 --> 00:14:47.399 one more thing? Okay, yeah. What do they do with 00:14:47.399 --> 00:14:49.840 the meat that people don't buy? They just kill 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:51.899 that animal for no reason. Yeah, but they will 00:14:51.899 --> 00:14:54.320 sell most of the meat from the animal. I mean, 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:57.019 not the bloody... the empty bits that no one 00:14:57.019 --> 00:14:59.159 wants, but the actual cut. Yeah, because they've 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:00.639 just gone rid of loads of it. Do you know how 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:03.240 much you get from one single cow? Yeah, and they 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:06.539 use all of it. A cubic metre. And they use all 00:15:06.539 --> 00:15:08.980 of it. They can feed nearly a thousand people 00:15:08.980 --> 00:15:11.779 with a full cow. I mean, the eyes will probably 00:15:11.779 --> 00:15:14.200 be sent to a specific... That's disgusting. But 00:15:14.200 --> 00:15:17.860 why do they need a whole 10 million cows? They 00:15:17.860 --> 00:15:20.080 don't have 10 million cows. A farmer doesn't 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.600 have too many cows. They've got loads of cows. 00:15:22.980 --> 00:15:25.740 A farmer probably has, what, 20 cows? And obviously 00:15:25.740 --> 00:15:28.480 he'll breed them. He'll have his calves for certain 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:31.820 ones that are the breeding cows. Then maybe they'll 00:15:31.820 --> 00:15:34.539 have milk cows. Then they'll have the killing 00:15:34.539 --> 00:15:37.100 cows, which obviously just kill them. Okay, I 00:15:37.100 --> 00:15:38.340 was going to do a disclaimer before we continue 00:15:38.340 --> 00:15:39.799 this. Didn't hear a word you said. No disclaimer. 00:15:40.059 --> 00:15:43.679 No disclaimer. I am not vegan. What is the difference? 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.340 I am not the vegan teacher. I am vegetarian. 00:15:46.700 --> 00:15:48.259 What is the difference between vegetarian and 00:15:48.259 --> 00:15:51.799 vegan? Vegans don't eat meat. And they also don't 00:15:51.799 --> 00:15:53.659 eat meat products. So they don't eat stuff like 00:15:53.659 --> 00:15:58.559 honey and milk and eggs. Nothing that comes from 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:01.919 animals. Okay. Vegetarians do eat that stuff. 00:16:01.980 --> 00:16:04.500 They just don't eat the actual animal. Okay, 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:07.639 so you can eat eggs. So I can eat eggs. I want 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:10.399 to drink milk, but I don't like it. I can eat 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:12.379 eggs and honey, but I just don't eat the animals. 00:16:12.659 --> 00:16:16.139 Okay, I didn't know that. I'm not a vegan teacher. 00:16:16.460 --> 00:16:18.659 I don't know what a vegan teacher is. Just as 00:16:18.659 --> 00:16:20.840 Lady Razzle about being vegan and how everything 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:25.259 you do is awful. You use Crayola pens. You're 00:16:25.259 --> 00:16:29.899 an animal abuser. What the heck? Crayola pens 00:16:29.899 --> 00:16:32.139 are the goated pens. I know, they're the best 00:16:32.139 --> 00:16:34.779 pens. They always got the best colouring picture 00:16:34.779 --> 00:16:41.620 books. Anyway, moving on. to what shops are we 00:16:41.620 --> 00:16:43.019 actually going to rate today? So we're going 00:16:43.019 --> 00:16:47.100 to rate the spa. Hang on, hang on. We know the 00:16:47.100 --> 00:16:50.419 spa, don't we? No, I don't. Spa. Think of spa. 00:16:50.559 --> 00:16:53.740 Oh, spa. The spa. I was thinking like S -P -A. 00:16:54.500 --> 00:17:00.840 So spa. S -P -A -R. Do you mean the bottle? Sainsbury's. 00:17:01.639 --> 00:17:03.840 Sainsbury's, okay. The goats. The goats. The 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:11.259 goats. Aldi. Asda. Morrison's. Poundland. Oh, 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:12.619 wait. Do you know that they removed a lot of 00:17:12.619 --> 00:17:14.700 Poundlands recently? Really? They've gotten rid 00:17:14.700 --> 00:17:16.880 of most of them. Well, they're a bunch of shite 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:19.859 anyway, Poundlands. Bunch of crap. So, good. 00:17:20.140 --> 00:17:22.880 And then Home Bargain. Home Bargain. I think 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:25.339 I know Home Bargain. I don't go there very often, 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:27.119 but I know them. I thought it was like shopping, 00:17:27.220 --> 00:17:30.920 like adventure items. It's there. It's on the 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:34.559 list, so we're keeping it. Iceland. We know Iceland. 00:17:34.740 --> 00:17:37.380 We used to get some in Iceland. Yeah, yeah. Poundworld. 00:17:39.210 --> 00:17:43.549 I've never heard of Pound World. Why did you 00:17:43.549 --> 00:17:47.710 skip the food warehouse? What do you mean the 00:17:47.710 --> 00:17:49.730 food warehouse? Isn't that before Iceland? Does 00:17:49.730 --> 00:17:51.630 that say food warehouse? No, that's home bargain. 00:17:53.089 --> 00:17:55.730 That was food warehouse. No, no. I swear it's 00:17:55.730 --> 00:17:59.569 that. Sorry. Pound World, yeah, we've done that. 00:17:59.650 --> 00:18:03.450 Lidl's. Lidl on price. Lidl on price, yeah, seriously. 00:18:03.769 --> 00:18:08.009 Co -op. Get your co -op funerals now. You've 00:18:08.009 --> 00:18:10.430 not seen that advert? No. Marks and Spencers. 00:18:11.690 --> 00:18:17.089 Tesco. Let's go. Tesco Club Hard. Accepted. And 00:18:17.089 --> 00:18:20.289 Waitrose. Okay? There you go. Why do you give 00:18:20.289 --> 00:18:21.930 all the same fancy to everyone and then you go, 00:18:22.009 --> 00:18:27.410 and Waitrose. Waitrose. I love Waitrose. Waitrose 00:18:27.410 --> 00:18:29.509 are the goats. Okay, Waitrose are the... We already 00:18:29.509 --> 00:18:31.470 know Waitrose are the best. We're saying it now. 00:18:31.549 --> 00:18:34.390 What about Stacey's and Morrison's? Hang on. 00:18:34.589 --> 00:18:37.269 Let's get into it. Let's do spa first. Everyone 00:18:37.269 --> 00:18:42.529 at home, type in your comments, please. It is 00:18:42.529 --> 00:18:44.750 part of a gas station, but there's millions of 00:18:44.750 --> 00:18:47.990 spas all over the world. I've been to a spa. 00:18:48.269 --> 00:18:51.009 Not over the world, but I don't know if they're 00:18:51.009 --> 00:18:54.710 worldwide. So, what do you think about spas? 00:18:54.750 --> 00:18:57.789 You know spas. Yes, they're pretty good. Are 00:18:57.789 --> 00:19:00.029 they? Not amazing. Here they are. See, no, spa 00:19:00.029 --> 00:19:01.930 is a shop. Have you never been to them before? 00:19:02.609 --> 00:19:05.799 No. No, I have been to a spa before, but I've 00:19:05.799 --> 00:19:07.720 not really gone like, oh, let's go down to the 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.200 spa, because I love spa. What are the rankings? 00:19:11.140 --> 00:19:13.579 Oh, that's a very good point. I was just thinking 00:19:13.579 --> 00:19:15.980 we just rank them best and whatever, but yeah. 00:19:16.339 --> 00:19:20.240 S tier, A tier, B tier, C tier, D tier. I would 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:23.220 say spa is like a C, from what I can see on here. 00:19:24.950 --> 00:19:28.369 Okay. What would you say? I would say, yes, Spa 00:19:28.369 --> 00:19:31.049 is a C. Spa isn't that bad. I feel like Spa does 00:19:31.049 --> 00:19:33.250 have some good things, if I can remember correctly. 00:19:33.609 --> 00:19:35.150 Yeah, it's got some good stuff. It's good quality. 00:19:35.529 --> 00:19:37.950 It's more of your local kind of shop. You're 00:19:37.950 --> 00:19:40.329 not going to see that in... You won't see that 00:19:40.329 --> 00:19:43.970 in Northampton. Or, yeah, anywhere. Or Liverpool. 00:19:44.470 --> 00:19:47.049 Yeah. All the fancy places in the world. Yeah. 00:19:47.660 --> 00:19:48.940 I mean, you're definitely not going to see that 00:19:48.940 --> 00:19:51.380 in London or just down the road in Nottingham. 00:19:51.420 --> 00:19:53.819 You're not going to just see that. Get there. 00:19:54.380 --> 00:19:57.980 I don't know. No, I don't want to hear anything 00:19:57.980 --> 00:20:02.720 about that. American listeners, we'll give you 00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:06.259 your own separate episode about Walmart and Target. 00:20:07.380 --> 00:20:10.599 7 -Eleven. Yeah, that place. Okay, next one. 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:14.140 Sainsbury's. Now, everyone. Go to Estia. Just 00:20:14.140 --> 00:20:17.079 go straight up to Estia. I love Sainsbury's. 00:20:17.119 --> 00:20:19.960 Sainsbury's, no, no, no. Hold on, lady. Yeah, 00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:22.039 no, Sainsbury's is probably my favourite shop, 00:20:22.180 --> 00:20:27.259 but is it the best? Yes! No! Yes! It's not an 00:20:27.259 --> 00:20:30.619 S -tier shop. It is an S -tier shop. It is Sainsbury's. 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:35.140 Sainsbury's. Come on, tell me why it is an S 00:20:35.140 --> 00:20:36.839 -tier. Don't just say because it is. It's got 00:20:36.839 --> 00:20:40.539 amazing quality. It has decent. It has very good 00:20:40.539 --> 00:20:42.460 quality. Very good, but it doesn't have the best 00:20:42.460 --> 00:20:50.289 quality. No, there was this old miserable worker 00:20:50.289 --> 00:20:53.009 once who didn't want to put my jelly back on 00:20:53.009 --> 00:20:56.569 the thing. It was an open jelly. It had an open 00:20:56.569 --> 00:21:00.069 slit in. Usually they're very nice. You've obviously 00:21:00.069 --> 00:21:03.490 got next prices. Yes, but with a Tesco club card, 00:21:03.609 --> 00:21:06.829 you have a Tesco club card, you know? Yes. Prices 00:21:06.829 --> 00:21:10.470 are cheaper than Tesco's. No, they're not. No, 00:21:10.690 --> 00:21:12.630 they're not. Yes, they are. No, they're not. 00:21:13.049 --> 00:21:16.880 Sainsbury's are not cheaper than Tesco's. No, 00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:20.400 they're not. Trust me, lady. Sainsbury's are 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:27.539 not cheaper than Tesco. Tesco's is generally 00:21:27.539 --> 00:21:31.839 cheaper than Sainsbury's. Evie, Tesco's is everybody's 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:35.740 shop, from poor to ultra -rich. Tesco's covers 00:21:35.740 --> 00:21:39.259 it all. Tesco's is ultimately the best shop. 00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:43.640 For every level. This is the Tesco sponsor, William 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:47.259 Jones. No, we're not sponsored by Tesco. But 00:21:47.259 --> 00:21:51.160 I am saying that Tesco covers it all. Sainsbury's 00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:54.200 is... Sounds like an advert. Sainsbury's, I'm 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:56.460 sorry, but if you're working at Jeremy Lynch's 00:21:56.460 --> 00:22:00.619 local mechanic shop and you're earning 2p an 00:22:00.619 --> 00:22:03.700 hour, which is way below minimum wage, maybe 00:22:03.700 --> 00:22:06.799 there is someone out there who's basically... 00:22:07.069 --> 00:22:09.789 doing that he's not going to sainsbury's is he 00:22:09.789 --> 00:22:13.250 this jam he's not going to sainsbury's i know 00:22:13.250 --> 00:22:16.970 but you know what i'm trying to say though yeah 00:22:16.970 --> 00:22:22.029 he's not gonna eat actually anyway um sainsbury's 00:22:22.029 --> 00:22:25.309 i think we put it in a yeah he's going for the 00:22:25.309 --> 00:22:30.410 bins the scraps he's like ratatouille um sainsbury's 00:22:30.410 --> 00:22:37.859 in a fine thank you We're not being an in -betweener. 00:22:38.759 --> 00:22:43.319 Aldi. Aldi. I remember Aldi. I haven't shopped 00:22:43.319 --> 00:22:45.460 at Aldi in a while because the Aldi near us, 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:47.599 you know, is terrible. I remember going there 00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:49.960 after dropping you off to school. My grandad. 00:22:50.059 --> 00:22:54.319 Do you? Yes, I do. Oh. Sorry. I'm not a big fan 00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:57.880 of Aldi, to be honest. No. No, nothing wrong 00:22:57.880 --> 00:22:59.680 about it. I'm not being offensive. I feel like 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:03.529 Aldi wanted to copy Lidl. Just look at them. 00:23:03.609 --> 00:23:06.309 They look very... They D -L to end it. You know, 00:23:06.309 --> 00:23:08.730 they got L. They're like, if you take away the 00:23:08.730 --> 00:23:15.450 A... D -L to end it. L -D. Look at it. Look at 00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:17.269 that. If you take away the A in L -D, it's... 00:23:17.269 --> 00:23:21.990 It's D -I. It's I -D -I. No, if you have the 00:23:21.990 --> 00:23:26.609 L, L -D -I, take away the A, so it's L -D -I, 00:23:26.650 --> 00:23:29.539 so it's going to be... Little, little, little, 00:23:29.700 --> 00:23:32.660 little. Like, not little. It's going to be little, 00:23:32.740 --> 00:23:34.880 little, little. Like that. I don't know how you're 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:39.039 getting that. I'm so confused. Okay. As, as da, 00:23:39.299 --> 00:23:43.180 as in as, no, there's one more about as da. Yeah, 00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:48.759 what are you on? Aldi. Oh, no. Would be L -L 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:53.970 -D -I. L -D. Oh, yeah. L -D. L would be... Okay, 00:23:54.009 --> 00:23:55.849 well, yeah. Liddle would be... No, but actually, 00:23:55.910 --> 00:23:57.609 no, if you turn it on the other way, if you go 00:23:57.609 --> 00:24:02.029 I -D -L, it's... Oh, yeah. Liddle. Lid. It's 00:24:02.029 --> 00:24:04.569 lid. Oh, no. It's liddle. Yeah. It is literally 00:24:04.569 --> 00:24:06.190 liddle. It is liddle. Yeah. Turn it around and 00:24:06.190 --> 00:24:08.650 put an L in front. It's liddle. Exactly. Thank 00:24:08.650 --> 00:24:09.769 you. No, I thought you were getting me with that. 00:24:10.109 --> 00:24:13.130 So, I think we put... I'm being... I'm saying 00:24:13.130 --> 00:24:17.049 it now. This is a hot shake. What? With Gello? 00:24:18.289 --> 00:24:22.500 Poundland's in this bloody thing. So? Okay, for 00:24:22.500 --> 00:24:25.380 now, okay, yep. I may be a bit biased, but I 00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:26.779 like Poundland. No, no, but think. If I'm saying 00:24:26.779 --> 00:24:31.460 Lidl, it's literally... No, yeah. Oh, well. Aldi, 00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:37.240 Aldi, D. No. Yes. Okay, yeah. You're not putting 00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:39.519 Poundland in D. Okay, we're coming to that. You 00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:43.000 put Poundland in D, but not Poundland. I've got 00:24:43.000 --> 00:24:45.359 some pretty good deals at Poundland, okay? Is 00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:47.740 it good quality? The quality is low. Most of 00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:49.759 it is, just not the mascara. Don't buy the mascara 00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:51.779 at Poundland. No, we're just going to buy... 00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:54.079 with Scarra from Poundland. I did. Someone in 00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:57.680 their right mind wouldn't do that. I did. And 00:24:57.680 --> 00:24:59.119 it gave me an electric reaction on my eye. Couldn't 00:24:59.119 --> 00:25:01.519 see out of my left eye. I'm not surprised. No 00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:05.500 wonder. I don't want to know what they put in 00:25:05.500 --> 00:25:07.220 that. I don't want to know because it's going 00:25:07.220 --> 00:25:09.539 to be some horse shit they've pulled up from 00:25:09.539 --> 00:25:16.640 the bloody backyard. It's terrible. We'll come 00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:21.460 to Poundland. So, yeah, Asda. I don't like Asda. 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:25.519 I don't like the 80s. Yeah, there's a theme going 00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:28.779 on there. No, but seriously, Asda's a decent 00:25:28.779 --> 00:25:32.779 shot, but I don't like Asda because they don't, 00:25:32.779 --> 00:25:36.420 the quality's okay. The quality's okay. It's 00:25:36.420 --> 00:25:40.059 better than Lidl's, definitely, but I've never 00:25:40.059 --> 00:25:42.779 liked Asda just for some weird, the environment. 00:25:43.059 --> 00:25:44.940 So we're going to have a few categories that 00:25:44.940 --> 00:25:47.000 we kind of pinpoint through all of this. It's 00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:50.400 environment, quality. price pretty much that's 00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:52.279 the basic and we could add an extra one in and 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:55.579 i've literally just said the quality is okay 00:25:55.579 --> 00:25:57.980 and the price is the price the price is reasonable 00:25:57.980 --> 00:26:01.079 no but i think the environment personally is 00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:08.359 whereas with spa c tier i think it no no spa 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:12.740 can stay in c tier but it hits all of those environment 00:26:12.740 --> 00:26:17.359 price and i think yeah but you know it hits all 00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:20.410 of them but at a decent level. Oh, okay. So it's 00:26:20.410 --> 00:26:22.349 like, okay, you hit it, but it's... You could 00:26:22.349 --> 00:26:26.650 put Asda in C. I think Asda's a C. Asda's a C 00:26:26.650 --> 00:26:29.470 tier, but it's a low C tier. So would that be 00:26:29.470 --> 00:26:31.930 D? Yeah, no, no. It's not a D tier, but it's 00:26:31.930 --> 00:26:35.789 a low C tier. It's... Asda's iffy. I don't know 00:26:35.789 --> 00:26:38.549 about Asda. They're good, no, but they're very 00:26:38.549 --> 00:26:41.190 good, but no, they're B tier. Okay. Asda are 00:26:41.190 --> 00:26:43.329 B tier. But I see the next one. I was going to 00:26:43.329 --> 00:26:46.529 say right now it's S tier. Lady, lady, can I 00:26:46.529 --> 00:26:49.759 just... Calm down. Calm down. I've got three 00:26:49.759 --> 00:26:54.019 favourite shops. Sainsbury's, Morrison's, and 00:26:54.019 --> 00:26:57.519 I've forgotten the name of the other one. Waitrose, 00:26:57.660 --> 00:27:00.099 Iceland. Waitrose. Okay, never mind. I've got 00:27:00.099 --> 00:27:04.799 four. Waitrose and Co -op. Four. Okay. Morrison's. 00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:08.279 This is the one you've seen. Morrison's. Estia. 00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:12.059 Estia. You want me to put Morrison's? There is 00:27:12.059 --> 00:27:14.559 no option. Estia. You want me to put Morrison's 00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:18.230 and Estia? Estia. Evie. Evie. S tier. Nice environment, 00:27:18.529 --> 00:27:22.750 nice prices, and nice quality. It's very good 00:27:22.750 --> 00:27:25.609 quality. Very, very good quality. Yeah, the quality 00:27:25.609 --> 00:27:28.750 is not very... Their quality is very good. It's 00:27:28.750 --> 00:27:31.630 not amazing. It's not the best. Well, no shop's 00:27:31.630 --> 00:27:33.910 got amazing quality. No, Waitrose ticks the box 00:27:33.910 --> 00:27:37.089 for amazing quality. And Marks and Spencers, 00:27:37.170 --> 00:27:40.970 surely. Because they're the luxury shops. Marks 00:27:40.970 --> 00:27:42.809 and Spencers. They're the luxury shops. Their 00:27:42.809 --> 00:27:45.490 prices are extremely high. You wouldn't be able 00:27:45.490 --> 00:27:50.380 to put that... Yes, but it's definitely justified. 00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:52.559 Their prices are justified by their quality. 00:27:53.140 --> 00:27:55.500 Morrisons are justified by their quality. Okay, 00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:58.339 you know what? No. Morrisons are not very expensive. 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:02.720 They're a decent price. They are a good environment, 00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:04.859 like you said, and the quality is decent. So, 00:28:04.900 --> 00:28:08.119 yes, Evie, actually, it's not the best, but it's 00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:10.900 definitely a nest here, Morrisons. Yes! I'll 00:28:10.900 --> 00:28:13.599 give you that. Think of it. Morrisons, for the 00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:16.019 quality they have and the price they set, it's 00:28:16.019 --> 00:28:23.240 definitely justified. Well, Sainsbury's now... 00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:25.519 Well, no. Sainsbury's definitely is an A. I feel 00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:27.500 like Sainsbury's sometimes is a B. It's very 00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:30.619 good, but... I don't know. Sometimes it's very 00:28:30.619 --> 00:28:35.839 good. Poundland. B. No, not B. Not B. C. Okay, 00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:37.779 thank you. You're being reasonable. I didn't 00:28:37.779 --> 00:28:41.539 mean to say B. Yeah. I would put Poundland in 00:28:41.539 --> 00:28:44.000 D, but I do see people get a lot of bargains 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:45.720 there. Yes, you've got some very nice bargains 00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:47.519 there, because everything's reasonable price. 00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:50.660 I have a friend who... Works at Poundland. No. 00:28:51.410 --> 00:28:53.670 I have a friend who bought some sunglasses from 00:28:53.670 --> 00:28:56.470 there. They were white with, you know, shaded 00:28:56.470 --> 00:29:00.369 glass in the middle. Yeah, they were called the 00:29:00.369 --> 00:29:02.210 Pivot Pros. If you get it, you get it. Oh, I 00:29:02.210 --> 00:29:03.910 know who he is. Yeah, if you know, you know. 00:29:04.170 --> 00:29:06.730 So they were golden. They were proper classy. 00:29:07.349 --> 00:29:09.309 But they were bargains. And that's why you love 00:29:09.309 --> 00:29:11.910 the Poundland and the Pivot Pros. So, yeah, C 00:29:11.910 --> 00:29:16.910 tier. The quality is definitely crap. It's not 00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:21.250 that bad. Oh, come on. Listen, there are... You're 00:29:21.250 --> 00:29:23.349 saying this. The quality's good when you were 00:29:23.349 --> 00:29:26.269 f***ing blinded by... I like to talk about how 00:29:26.269 --> 00:29:28.990 bad the mascara was, okay? That's the quality. 00:29:29.289 --> 00:29:31.190 Because I was very done by buying it because 00:29:31.190 --> 00:29:33.849 I wanted to get a bargain because the shot I 00:29:33.849 --> 00:29:36.849 went to before that, the mascara was like 20 00:29:36.849 --> 00:29:40.289 quid. I'm not spending 20 quid on mascara. Pelham 00:29:40.289 --> 00:29:44.269 was like 99p. Yeah, well, there you go. I'm not 00:29:44.269 --> 00:29:46.109 spending... You kind of walked into your own 00:29:46.109 --> 00:29:48.559 gap there, didn't you? My hair went in both eyes 00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:50.000 because she put it on both. I only put it on 00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:51.400 one, which has a difference between my mascara 00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:53.720 and this Pan Am mascara. She put it on both. 00:29:53.779 --> 00:29:56.119 She got blinded in both eyes. Really? Yes. Oh, 00:29:56.119 --> 00:30:00.200 dear. Shame. Shame, shame, shame. Home Bargain. 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:02.660 Don't know too much about Home Bargain, really. 00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:05.480 I've heard it's pretty good. I've been there. 00:30:05.539 --> 00:30:08.200 It's a bit like Home Sense, but with food. Oh, 00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:10.599 okay. Should we just put them in C, really? Yeah. 00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:12.059 Because we don't really know a lot about them. 00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:15.059 We'll put them in the top of C. They can go in 00:30:15.059 --> 00:30:17.500 there. Right, Iceland. We do know a bit about 00:30:17.500 --> 00:30:18.839 Iceland. We used to get our food from Iceland, 00:30:18.940 --> 00:30:20.839 and it was pretty decent quality. It wasn't amazing. 00:30:21.220 --> 00:30:24.619 Is Ocado on there? Ocado is, isn't it Waitrose? 00:30:24.720 --> 00:30:26.759 It's like joint with Waitrose. I'm pretty sure 00:30:26.759 --> 00:30:29.099 it is. Oh, never mind. I think so. So, Iceland 00:30:29.099 --> 00:30:31.119 was pretty good. It was obviously frozen stuff, 00:30:31.319 --> 00:30:35.279 mainly. Yeah. It had a very good quality. It 00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:38.059 was good quality. I think Iceland's a B, a high 00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:40.599 B tier. High B tier. High B tier. It's good quality. 00:30:40.700 --> 00:30:43.259 I've never been in the shop. I have. Have you? 00:30:43.359 --> 00:30:47.309 A good environment? Well, there's not many workers 00:30:47.309 --> 00:30:49.630 there, to be honest. Oh, really? But it's quite 00:30:49.630 --> 00:30:52.849 nice. It's one of the prettiest. So it's more 00:30:52.849 --> 00:30:54.829 of a little, it's like a co -op. It's not a big 00:30:54.829 --> 00:30:56.650 supermarket. No, it's pretty big. Oh, really? 00:30:56.910 --> 00:31:00.670 So if you have been to, I'm not going to say 00:31:00.670 --> 00:31:03.769 it, but if you knew where Old Toys R Us was. 00:31:04.109 --> 00:31:07.750 Yeah, I know. Go to the left, go to the right 00:31:07.750 --> 00:31:11.809 of it. You've got some shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:31:11.890 --> 00:31:14.670 And then you've got Iceland. Okay, I didn't know. 00:31:14.750 --> 00:31:16.569 I went in there once with a friend and a mum. 00:31:16.690 --> 00:31:19.289 Yeah. You would basically just make a load of 00:31:19.289 --> 00:31:21.470 freezers and crutches. Oh, really? But it wasn't 00:31:21.470 --> 00:31:24.029 a bad environment. It wasn't bad. Okay. Because 00:31:24.029 --> 00:31:26.190 I didn't feel, like, scared or anything. No, 00:31:26.190 --> 00:31:28.049 no, no, okay. Well, yeah, I think B justifies 00:31:28.049 --> 00:31:32.990 Iceland, though. Yeah. Pound World. Didn't even 00:31:32.990 --> 00:31:35.630 know they existed. But I just want to take the 00:31:35.630 --> 00:31:37.029 piss out of them. I don't want to search up. 00:31:37.930 --> 00:31:40.930 Pound World, from right now, they are the biggest 00:31:40.930 --> 00:31:44.650 scams of Poundland. So right now, you get to 00:31:44.650 --> 00:31:48.730 go in detail. Pound World is arse. Pound World. 00:31:50.089 --> 00:31:52.029 Let me have some pictures. Show me some pictures. 00:31:52.849 --> 00:31:54.710 It looks like a bookstore from what I can see. 00:31:54.930 --> 00:31:57.450 She's probably putting some... Pound World just 00:31:57.450 --> 00:31:59.490 isn't... Everything's one pound. Jeez, look at 00:31:59.490 --> 00:32:02.630 that. Oh, look at that horse shit place. That's 00:32:02.630 --> 00:32:07.029 terrible. More toys, more savings. Yeah, Pound 00:32:07.029 --> 00:32:08.930 World goes straight at the bottom. It's like, 00:32:08.970 --> 00:32:11.960 you know, the works. All those signs say £1. 00:32:12.180 --> 00:32:15.140 There is no... Who's going in? Proper... Yeah, 00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:16.740 okay. There is a lot of people in there. What 00:32:16.740 --> 00:32:23.559 are you on about? Look at that. Yeah, okay. Moving 00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:29.000 on, moving on, moving on. Yeah, maybe they want 00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.579 some bargains on the expensive stuff. Maybe they 00:32:31.579 --> 00:32:33.960 reach £1 .50 and people are like, my gosh, it's 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:37.720 dropping to £1. This is unbelievable. I don't 00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:41.000 know, you never know. Lidl's. Lidl on quality 00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:42.559 and Lidl on price because they're absolutely 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:45.319 dog shit. Listen, I've heard a lot of people 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:48.059 who back Lidl because of the Lidl's bakery. The 00:32:48.059 --> 00:32:50.079 Lidl's bakery... That is very nice, to be honest. 00:32:50.619 --> 00:32:53.440 I used to have the Lidl's bakery every single 00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:58.140 day. And let me tell you, Lidl's is just an average 00:32:58.140 --> 00:33:01.559 bang smack in the middle. Their food, their pastries, 00:33:01.579 --> 00:33:04.960 their bread is... It's okay from the bakery. 00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:08.400 It's okay. The tiger bread is nice. Yeah, but 00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:12.559 let me tell you... Marks and Sparks or Tesco's 00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:15.460 or Sainsbury's whip out better bakery stuff. 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:21.200 So people who say Lidl's bakery is epic. Lidl's. 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:23.220 Can I make a new category? Is that possible? 00:33:23.839 --> 00:33:27.900 Can I make a worse category for this? Well, everybody, 00:33:28.220 --> 00:33:31.200 everybody. Lidl's goes in ungradable category 00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:33.440 because Lidl's, I don't want to grade. I will 00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:35.779 not grade them because they're dog crap. I have 00:33:35.779 --> 00:33:44.200 Lidl's. There's a tragic story. People know that 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:46.440 it's below D. It's ungradable. Let me tell you 00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:50.539 people, inflation is trust. She's stupid. She 00:33:50.539 --> 00:33:53.220 looks like a clown. No, of course she's not. 00:33:53.299 --> 00:33:57.140 She's probably smoking tequila on the Mallorca 00:33:57.140 --> 00:34:04.279 sunset. That's not the point. Mike Randall used 00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.660 to go. to Waitrose. Do you remember that? I remember 00:34:07.660 --> 00:34:10.460 that time. He used to shop at Waitrose. He lived 00:34:10.460 --> 00:34:14.579 the luxury. Then his trust hit. Inflation hit. 00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:18.739 Guess what happened? The man had to shop at Lidl's. 00:34:18.820 --> 00:34:22.320 The drop -off was significant. The food I was 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:27.239 eating was made out of bananas. Buttocks. So 00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:29.780 Lidl's goes in the ungradable because I am clearly 00:34:29.780 --> 00:34:31.820 biased against it and I will not hear anything 00:34:31.820 --> 00:34:34.019 for it because it's crap. Moving on swiftly. 00:34:34.460 --> 00:34:38.230 Co -op. Co -ops, yeah, yes. I'm happy you didn't 00:34:38.230 --> 00:34:41.730 say S. I'll give you that. I wouldn't say it's 00:34:41.730 --> 00:34:44.809 the top of the top. No, but when you want something, 00:34:44.929 --> 00:34:47.150 just pop down to the co -op and it's there. Exactly. 00:34:47.489 --> 00:34:49.409 It's there. And it's a pretty good product as 00:34:49.409 --> 00:34:51.789 well. It does the job. It does the job. It's 00:34:51.789 --> 00:34:54.670 just that the prices are okay. I've never tried 00:34:54.670 --> 00:34:57.289 the bakery stuff. No, no, I've not tried the 00:34:57.289 --> 00:34:58.309 bakery stuff. But I like the fact that if you 00:34:58.309 --> 00:35:00.389 buy a certain amount of things, the price goes 00:35:00.389 --> 00:35:03.050 down. I'm pretty sure, well. No, I'm not talking 00:35:03.050 --> 00:35:09.909 about cup. I'm talking about if you buy one drink 00:35:09.909 --> 00:35:13.289 and a packet of crisps. You get like a deal. 00:35:13.489 --> 00:35:17.170 You get a deal for it. If you buy three chocolate 00:35:17.170 --> 00:35:20.969 bars, you get it for like the price of one and 00:35:20.969 --> 00:35:25.010 a half. So if you buy three, should you get it 00:35:25.010 --> 00:35:27.210 for two? That seems more justified. You get it 00:35:27.210 --> 00:35:29.369 for one and a half, that's fair. Because if you 00:35:29.369 --> 00:35:31.469 do the math, it's not half, it's one and a half. 00:35:31.630 --> 00:35:33.920 Yeah, that's fair enough. Okay, we're getting 00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:35.820 to the big daddies now. You know, we're looking 00:35:35.820 --> 00:35:38.059 at, you know, Big John and his old friend Paul. 00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:41.820 This is when it gets serious. Marks and Spencers. 00:35:42.380 --> 00:35:44.420 Marks and Sparks. M &S. Whatever you want to 00:35:44.420 --> 00:35:48.119 call them. Nice quality. Very good quality. Very, 00:35:48.119 --> 00:35:52.519 very nice quality. And very high price. The quality 00:35:52.519 --> 00:35:55.500 is high, but so are those prices. Yeah, but I 00:35:55.500 --> 00:35:57.480 feel like the prices are justified. I do say 00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:02.539 that. And the environment's nice. Yeah, the clothes 00:36:02.539 --> 00:36:04.460 are good. The clothes are cheaper than the food 00:36:04.460 --> 00:36:06.900 is. Yeah, but the clothes are also very good 00:36:06.900 --> 00:36:08.780 quality, in my opinion. I think the clothes are... 00:36:08.780 --> 00:36:11.599 I would prefer to go to Marks and Sparks than 00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.699 Primark. I mean, Primark, luckily, maybe we do 00:36:14.699 --> 00:36:16.940 a... Primark shorts. I mean, Evie just lives 00:36:16.940 --> 00:36:18.380 in Primark, pretty much. All our clothes are 00:36:18.380 --> 00:36:20.079 Primark. Well, actually, this is M &S. Well, 00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:22.579 okay. Okay, that's lucky. Lucky, lucky. This 00:36:22.579 --> 00:36:26.119 is also a vintage shop in Bournemouth. That's 00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:28.610 very nice, actually. Harley Quinn. I thought 00:36:28.610 --> 00:36:30.650 so. I thought so. It says on the back, property 00:36:30.650 --> 00:36:35.789 of the Joker. Very nice. Very nice. So, yeah, 00:36:35.869 --> 00:36:38.070 no, I would prefer to, we're going to do a clothes 00:36:38.070 --> 00:36:41.329 shop, like H &M or H &V or whatever it's called. 00:36:41.510 --> 00:36:43.929 H &V is not, H &V is just bandies. H &M is like 00:36:43.929 --> 00:36:47.530 a shop. No, H &M is the shop for clothes. H &V 00:36:47.530 --> 00:36:50.510 is more like music and like anime and stuff. 00:36:50.809 --> 00:36:53.349 Fine, fine, fine. We'll do a clothes ranking 00:36:53.349 --> 00:36:54.690 because Primark are going to be right at the 00:36:54.690 --> 00:36:56.530 fucking bottom. No, they're not. They do pretty 00:36:56.530 --> 00:36:59.420 good quality clothes. I hate them. Sorry, sorry. 00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:03.139 Jeez, Will. Marks and Sparks, I think, as good 00:37:03.139 --> 00:37:06.320 as they are, they're the best of A tier. Okay? 00:37:06.619 --> 00:37:09.179 It's just their prices. Their prices are high, 00:37:09.300 --> 00:37:12.239 and they are justified, but they're not justified. 00:37:12.260 --> 00:37:14.519 That gets them into S tier. I think that's when 00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:17.059 you get to Waitrose, you can say, yeah. That's 00:37:17.059 --> 00:37:20.880 S tier. Can you put that in now? Oh, we're just 00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:22.659 going to skip Tesco's. We're going to put Tesco 00:37:22.659 --> 00:37:25.860 in in a minute. Waitrose goes in there, in S 00:37:25.860 --> 00:37:28.699 tier. In S tier. Right. Let's get to Tesco. It's 00:37:28.699 --> 00:37:31.420 the final man of the hour. What were you going 00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:35.639 to say? I'm probably going to be biased here. 00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:38.820 I'm not the biggest fan of Tesco. Really? Yep. 00:37:38.940 --> 00:37:41.280 I don't like the environment in our local, in 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:44.760 our closest Tesco. I know the Nottingham Tesco. 00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:49.039 I mean, down there. I'm not the biggest fan of 00:37:49.039 --> 00:37:51.320 them. Every time I go in, it's like, it's not 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:56.590 my favourite thing to go in. No, I agree. The 00:37:56.590 --> 00:37:59.150 environment for me is not good. This is a personal 00:37:59.150 --> 00:38:01.190 preference, the environment sector, and I don't 00:38:01.190 --> 00:38:03.670 like it. Neither do I. I think the prices are 00:38:03.670 --> 00:38:06.329 obviously good, and I feel like the quality is 00:38:06.329 --> 00:38:09.369 good. Everyone shops at Tesco's. Everyone shops 00:38:09.369 --> 00:38:13.469 at Tesco's. Yeah. So I... Tesco's are the biggest, 00:38:13.610 --> 00:38:17.090 biggest... No way. You can't... Tesco's are the 00:38:17.090 --> 00:38:19.210 biggest worldwide. You can't compete with Tesco's. 00:38:19.730 --> 00:38:27.630 I think Tesco's... ATL? Yes. I'm not going to 00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:31.610 say S tier personally. I'm going to say A tier. 00:38:32.210 --> 00:38:35.409 Okay. A tier. They are, maybe they're the best 00:38:35.409 --> 00:38:37.929 of A tier. No. Okay, Marks and Sparks are the 00:38:37.929 --> 00:38:40.230 best of A tier. So are Sainsbury's, I tell you. 00:38:40.409 --> 00:38:42.250 No, Sainsbury's, they're in A tier. We've got 00:38:42.250 --> 00:38:45.010 a lot of A tiers. What are the other three? No, 00:38:45.030 --> 00:38:48.250 these guys, farm food and heroin food, we're 00:38:48.250 --> 00:38:50.670 not counting. What's on before it? I don't know. 00:38:50.769 --> 00:38:52.889 It just looks stupid and we're not counting it. 00:38:52.909 --> 00:38:55.130 It doesn't matter. No one's heard of those bloody 00:38:55.130 --> 00:38:58.510 shops. Anyway. We're going to give out our rankings 00:38:58.510 --> 00:39:02.510 right now, everyone. So, D tier. Bottom. Sorry. 00:39:03.130 --> 00:39:05.849 Ungradable tier. Lidl's. They're just irrelevant. 00:39:06.110 --> 00:39:09.110 Moving on. D tier. Pretty much the bottom of 00:39:09.110 --> 00:39:13.449 the bag. Pound World. You know. It's in the name. 00:39:13.630 --> 00:39:16.429 It's in the name. They're just crap. Aldi. We 00:39:16.429 --> 00:39:20.230 put Aldi in D tier. Hot Take, maybe. I don't 00:39:20.230 --> 00:39:24.130 know. They're okay. C tier. Poundland. Okay. 00:39:24.210 --> 00:39:27.429 Does the job. Spa, again, does the job. And Home 00:39:27.429 --> 00:39:30.090 Bargain, I think it does the job from what I 00:39:30.090 --> 00:39:32.630 know. You think? B tier. Now we're getting into 00:39:32.630 --> 00:39:37.289 some decent stuff. Asda. Okay. You know. Iceland. 00:39:37.530 --> 00:39:40.730 Yeah. Good. And then A tier. This is when you 00:39:40.730 --> 00:39:43.469 can't go wrong. Okay. You can't go wrong if you 00:39:43.469 --> 00:39:46.309 shop at one of these shops. Okay. Marks and Sparks 00:39:46.309 --> 00:39:48.190 is expensive, but when you get your food, you're 00:39:48.190 --> 00:39:50.349 going to be like, yeah, I think it was worth 00:39:50.349 --> 00:39:51.849 it, definitely. But it's not where you go for 00:39:51.849 --> 00:39:53.789 your daily shop. No, it's definitely not. Unless 00:39:53.789 --> 00:39:57.070 you're part of the world family. Well, no, they 00:39:57.070 --> 00:40:00.570 get their own specials. Unless you're rich. Very 00:40:00.570 --> 00:40:03.769 rich, very rich. It's more like your Christmas 00:40:03.769 --> 00:40:06.369 dinner and people are coming over, you want to 00:40:06.369 --> 00:40:09.869 have fancy food. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Then we 00:40:09.869 --> 00:40:13.519 have Tesco's. Yeah, we talked about that. Of 00:40:13.519 --> 00:40:15.619 course. Sainsbury's. What does it say there? 00:40:16.139 --> 00:40:19.280 I love Sainsbury's. No. Well, yes, I know you 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:21.219 do, but it's for Sainsbury's. It says live well 00:40:21.219 --> 00:40:25.380 for less. Wow. We are still not cheaper than 00:40:25.380 --> 00:40:27.179 all the other ones we've talked about. I love 00:40:27.179 --> 00:40:31.219 Sainsbury's. Co -op. Then after Sainsbury's. 00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:32.960 Co -ops are good as well. So we were talking 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:34.800 about some good shops there. Then S tier, the 00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.019 best shops. You cannot go wrong with their price, 00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:40.449 their environment, and their quality. Stop. Spot 00:40:40.449 --> 00:40:43.829 on. It suits the shop. It suits the people it's 00:40:43.829 --> 00:40:46.730 trying to aim for. Waitrose, it's trying to reach 00:40:46.730 --> 00:40:49.610 a high -class audience. It's trying to reach 00:40:49.610 --> 00:40:51.309 people who have got a bit of cheddar, and it 00:40:51.309 --> 00:40:55.090 meets that high quality. It's very good. Morrison's. 00:40:55.210 --> 00:41:00.130 The everyday people. It's for the higher, lower 00:41:00.130 --> 00:41:02.929 class, or the middle class. I shop at Waitrose. 00:41:03.150 --> 00:41:05.969 No, not Waitrose. I don't think you do, buddy. 00:41:07.030 --> 00:41:13.239 We shop at Morrison's. Middle class or higher, 00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.079 lower class. No, you're not. We ain't got the 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:18.480 money for that one. Okay, Morrison's then. Take 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.920 you off on there. Okay, Morrison's good. It's 00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:23.219 for the everyday people. Everyday people, there 00:41:23.219 --> 00:41:26.239 you go. Fine. There's our ranking. Okay, yeah, 00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:28.500 so we just had a quick break and Evie just brought 00:41:28.500 --> 00:41:32.400 up what top I have on. And I have a French national 00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:34.880 team top on. And I actually wanted to bring this 00:41:34.880 --> 00:41:41.820 up. This is, by the way, Zidane, 1999. It's France. 00:41:41.900 --> 00:41:44.860 It's a French top. I wanted to do this with Jemima, 00:41:44.980 --> 00:41:47.280 but she's not here. I wanted you to, whenever 00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:51.659 I wear a football top, rate it out of 10. Rate 00:41:51.659 --> 00:41:54.440 it? Rate it. Out of 10, this top. What am I rating 00:41:54.440 --> 00:41:58.000 it on? It's looks. It's, you know, practicality. 00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:00.139 If I was just walking around in life. It's not 00:42:00.139 --> 00:42:01.860 very practical. What do you mean very practical? 00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:06.739 Just think of it. So? Is it nice colour? Will 00:42:06.739 --> 00:42:08.480 it fit in with the environment? It's nice coloured, 00:42:08.539 --> 00:42:12.139 yes. I'm not a big fan of design. You look like 00:42:12.139 --> 00:42:16.320 a mob boss. Okay. It's like 90s. Okay. Yeah. 00:42:16.440 --> 00:42:19.599 I look like a mob boss around there. Okay. Out 00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:26.579 of 10? Mm -hmm. Six or five. Wow. Zidane. The 00:42:26.579 --> 00:42:29.519 classic French Zidane top. It's not a very nice 00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.480 looking top. World Cup. Especially with your 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:33.159 chain and your watch. It's just really putting 00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:35.000 off. Yeah. No, to be fair, the chain and the 00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:36.840 watch doesn't actually help in this situation. 00:42:37.179 --> 00:42:40.119 You look like a mob boss. Okay. So moving on. 00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.940 Maybe there's your cigar. Okay. I don't actually 00:42:43.940 --> 00:42:46.860 have one with me, but maybe I will come up and 00:42:46.860 --> 00:42:49.420 become, you know, what do you call me, eh? How 00:42:49.420 --> 00:42:52.019 you doing, Al? How you doing, brother? I don't 00:42:52.019 --> 00:42:56.739 know. That was a mix of gang man in London and 00:42:56.739 --> 00:43:00.599 Italian mafia boss. That was horrendous. I'm 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.039 so sorry. How you doing, brother? I don't know. 00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:06.219 Sorry. Sorry. You always know who's getting this 00:43:06.219 --> 00:43:08.380 film, don't you? It's actually Al Caput. Al Caput. 00:43:08.739 --> 00:43:12.190 I can't say it. Al Caput. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. 00:43:12.369 --> 00:43:13.989 You always just see him going, how you doing 00:43:13.989 --> 00:43:16.730 there, brother? Yeah, Al Pacino doesn't do that. 00:43:17.170 --> 00:43:22.869 I have a question for you. Go on. A simple question. 00:43:23.389 --> 00:43:28.210 Okay. If you had a time machine, would you travel 00:43:28.210 --> 00:43:31.489 to the past, okay, or would you travel to the 00:43:31.489 --> 00:43:34.409 future to meet your ancestors or descendants? 00:43:35.510 --> 00:43:36.650 Well... I don't want to go to see my ancestors, 00:43:37.050 --> 00:43:39.110 but I'd go to the past. You'd go to the past? 00:43:39.269 --> 00:43:41.449 Yes, very simply go to the past. Why? What would 00:43:41.449 --> 00:43:42.789 you want to go see if you went to the past? If 00:43:42.789 --> 00:43:45.889 you weren't going to see your ancestors? Do you 00:43:45.889 --> 00:43:51.630 know me? I would go to these mega concerts. In 00:43:51.630 --> 00:43:54.610 the past? Just for fucking concerts, man. I'd 00:43:54.610 --> 00:43:57.090 go to see Woodstock 99. I'd go to the Green Day 00:43:57.090 --> 00:43:59.889 Mud Fight. In that concert, that'd be amazing. 00:44:00.570 --> 00:44:03.829 Maybe. Going to when Caesar was stabbed in the 00:44:03.829 --> 00:44:06.050 back by Brutus would be quite interesting, actually. 00:44:06.090 --> 00:44:09.889 Or maybe going to see, I don't know, Henry Tudor 00:44:09.889 --> 00:44:11.469 get crowned. Do you know what I would also do? 00:44:11.849 --> 00:44:15.030 I'd find the person who thought it would be nice 00:44:15.030 --> 00:44:19.590 to put no pockets in jeans and dresses. Well, 00:44:19.590 --> 00:44:21.590 you would go and kill them, would you? Yes. I 00:44:21.590 --> 00:44:23.690 would stop them from getting their mention. Because 00:44:23.690 --> 00:44:28.730 you know how awful no pocket jeans are. Bad, 00:44:28.730 --> 00:44:30.590 aren't they? It's like... It's like they had 00:44:30.590 --> 00:44:32.789 a deal with purse companies like, we're not going 00:44:32.789 --> 00:44:36.269 to put pockets in their clothes so that you can 00:44:36.269 --> 00:44:45.710 sell them purses. It's all a fix. Oh, gosh. Okay. 00:44:45.929 --> 00:44:48.570 Talking about concerts and music, you've actually 00:44:48.570 --> 00:44:53.590 led me beautifully into... Oh, you didn't actually 00:44:53.590 --> 00:44:56.110 say this because the episode didn't go out. But 00:44:56.110 --> 00:45:01.710 I am every week... revealing to you a little 00:45:01.710 --> 00:45:05.349 secret. Evie, tell the people about my music. 00:45:05.650 --> 00:45:08.610 He listens to nothing. He hates everything. I 00:45:08.610 --> 00:45:10.750 hate music. He doesn't, he doesn't. I try and 00:45:10.750 --> 00:45:12.269 show him music, he comes in, I've got this one, 00:45:12.289 --> 00:45:16.409 he's like, turn that rubbish off. Okay, that's 00:45:16.409 --> 00:45:21.650 okay. But no, yes, this is why. Do you remember 00:45:21.650 --> 00:45:24.469 Boat Girl, guys? Remember Boat Girl? Be bringing 00:45:24.469 --> 00:45:27.119 you on a story. of what's going on, what's going 00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:29.139 on. This is like a mini boat girl before the 00:45:29.139 --> 00:45:30.679 actual boat girl comes. There's going to be an 00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:34.300 actual boat girl. Okay, we'll see. But this is 00:45:34.300 --> 00:45:36.739 going to be a little mini side quest that you 00:45:36.739 --> 00:45:38.159 guys are going to learn because at the moment, 00:45:38.260 --> 00:45:42.719 I hate all fucking music. Pokemon music. Are 00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.800 we playing Pokemon? No. They've got little side 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.000 quests. Oh, I see what you mean. Okay, very funny. 00:45:49.739 --> 00:45:53.639 But yes, I will reveal to you because I do like 00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:56.750 one type of music. Game music, isn't it? I mean, 00:45:56.809 --> 00:45:58.710 film music. I guess that doesn't count, though. 00:45:58.789 --> 00:46:00.349 That's not intro. Why would I do a whole little 00:46:00.349 --> 00:46:03.250 mini side quest just to tell you, oh, I love 00:46:03.250 --> 00:46:06.150 James Bond's main theme tune or Star Wars. No 00:46:06.150 --> 00:46:10.389 one gives a fart! This one is embarrassing. Is 00:46:10.389 --> 00:46:13.389 it a band or is it a singer? It's a band. I told 00:46:13.389 --> 00:46:15.949 you this last time, I think, if it was a band 00:46:15.949 --> 00:46:20.050 or a singer. And now my secret to tell you, a 00:46:20.050 --> 00:46:23.920 little hint. I guess it would tell me. I'll tell 00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:27.320 you next time when Jemima's here. Okay. If you 00:46:27.320 --> 00:46:29.980 get it right. But if you don't, keep guessing. 00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:38.219 It is a band that was quite relatively popular 00:46:38.219 --> 00:46:41.380 and it was quite new for its era. Okay. It was 00:46:41.380 --> 00:46:46.019 quite... The Beatles? No. There wasn't too many... 00:46:46.019 --> 00:46:49.539 It kind of lit up the new... I'm going to really 00:46:49.539 --> 00:46:52.079 give it away. So I don't want to say it. You 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:54.139 said new. Are you talking about new metal? There's 00:46:54.139 --> 00:46:56.760 a lot. Okay, actually. The band. I told you it 00:46:56.760 --> 00:47:00.159 was a band. Think. Everyone at home. What band 00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:03.599 has a lot of members in it? I know that there's 00:47:03.599 --> 00:47:04.880 a lot of bands that have a lot of members in 00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:06.840 it. But they have a lot of members who sing in 00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:09.519 it. How are members we talk about here? I have 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:12.860 no idea. All I know is that. I can't just tell 00:47:12.860 --> 00:47:15.360 you straight up. It's Amber, isn't it? No. You're 00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:20.539 like, listen. You're like, what? No. No. All 00:47:20.539 --> 00:47:22.420 I can tell you is that there's a lot of... They 00:47:22.420 --> 00:47:25.219 all sing. They all sing. They all sing. They 00:47:25.219 --> 00:47:30.500 all sing. Yeah, and... Spice Girls. What is that 00:47:30.500 --> 00:47:33.280 guess? That's a ridiculous guess. Girls Aloud. 00:47:34.340 --> 00:47:38.239 You said it was... You know the song's called... 00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:42.400 I used to like the mother system. No, no, no. 00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:46.300 But you said it was embarrassing. You're on to 00:47:46.300 --> 00:47:48.440 something. You're on to something. Is it a girl 00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:52.730 band? Don't stop guessing stupid things. So, 00:47:52.789 --> 00:47:55.670 you know the Masked Singer? Yes. It's going to 00:47:55.670 --> 00:47:59.670 be like that. Keep a guess in your head. You've 00:47:59.670 --> 00:48:01.929 said the Spice Girls. You said Girls Aloud. Keep 00:48:01.929 --> 00:48:04.190 it in your head because then you can have an 00:48:04.190 --> 00:48:06.030 extra guess. You can actually put a final guess 00:48:06.030 --> 00:48:07.630 in. Well, not a final guess, but you can put 00:48:07.630 --> 00:48:11.750 a locked guess in next week. Okay, after I give 00:48:11.750 --> 00:48:12.989 you another hint. Are you going to give me any 00:48:12.989 --> 00:48:15.269 more clues? Yeah, next week. Any more clues today? 00:48:15.469 --> 00:48:18.230 No. Of course not. The episode's got to end, 00:48:18.329 --> 00:48:20.800 everybody. And that is it. Yeah, we have to end. 00:48:20.840 --> 00:48:22.079 We're on 15 minutes. We've got to end quickly. 00:48:22.300 --> 00:48:25.280 But we have a message from Jemima to end the 00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:29.000 episode with. She's written it. And I will read 00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:31.780 it out to you. Jemima is ill. Many people will 00:48:31.780 --> 00:48:35.579 miss her. Many people will not miss her. They're 00:48:35.579 --> 00:48:39.800 all here for Jemima. You said this. Hello from 00:48:39.800 --> 00:48:42.340 me, everyone. Can't wait to be back for the Halloween 00:48:42.340 --> 00:48:46.219 special. Coming next episode, by the way. I have 00:48:46.219 --> 00:48:49.880 some... I have some fun things up my sleeves. 00:48:50.420 --> 00:48:53.340 And thank you. I'm starting to get back better 00:48:53.340 --> 00:48:58.219 much slowly. Am I just extremely dyslexic or 00:48:58.219 --> 00:49:00.380 was she reading this wrong? I'm starting to get 00:49:00.380 --> 00:49:04.820 much better slowly. But surely. So in other words, 00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:07.119 Jemima's getting better and she'll see you next 00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:10.280 week. So see you guys. See ya. Thank you for 00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:14.059 tuning in and we'll see you next time. Bye. Goodbye.