WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.280 Five, six, seven. Oh, see what I did there? That 00:00:04.280 --> 00:00:09.619 was... That was... Paper one went terribly, because 00:00:09.619 --> 00:00:11.859 I missed that question. Oh, that... It was an 00:00:11.859 --> 00:00:13.820 eight marker. It was really hard. I wrote a load 00:00:13.820 --> 00:00:18.899 of crap. Absolute crap. It was really hard. I'm 00:00:18.899 --> 00:00:22.820 happy with my English language. I got... Hello 00:00:22.820 --> 00:00:24.940 and welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Tianga's 00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:30.899 podcast. Hello! I'm Jemima McVitie, the people, 00:00:31.019 --> 00:00:34.479 the reason, the person you're here for. I don't 00:00:34.479 --> 00:00:37.000 know. Yeah, they are here for Jemima. They're 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:39.140 here for me. Sorry. I heard it here first. She's 00:00:39.140 --> 00:00:42.539 here for me. Who isn't here for Jemima? Who isn't 00:00:42.539 --> 00:00:45.500 here for me? Me. Who are you here for then, Will? 00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.560 I'm a people's man. Oh, thank you. So you're 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:51.700 JJ, are you? What? Sorry? JJ, the Spider -Man. 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:56.140 JJ? Yeah. Or Miles Morales. I'm deeply in love 00:00:56.140 --> 00:00:57.840 with Miles Morales. Did you know that? Which 00:00:57.840 --> 00:01:01.869 one? Cartoon or? Oh, any version. He's just got 00:01:01.869 --> 00:01:05.030 the swagger. Wow, right. Okay, anyway. Hello, 00:01:05.170 --> 00:01:07.290 welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. As you can 00:01:07.290 --> 00:01:10.870 see, this podcast drifts whenever it has a moment 00:01:10.870 --> 00:01:18.030 to. Don't, don't. That was not there when we 00:01:18.030 --> 00:01:21.349 started. No, it's moo. I'm sorry, I just saw 00:01:21.349 --> 00:01:25.230 that. Don't worry. The audio from us screaming. 00:01:26.069 --> 00:01:29.909 Oh, is it loud, is it? Sorry, headphones. We'll 00:01:29.909 --> 00:01:37.609 keep them rolling. We're going to continue. Yes, 00:01:37.609 --> 00:01:39.230 that's exactly what we're going to do. I'm going 00:01:39.230 --> 00:01:46.549 to start this segment off with... Stop. This 00:01:46.549 --> 00:01:48.349 is exciting. He's reached down to get something. 00:01:48.609 --> 00:01:50.390 I've got something. Now, you guys are not going 00:01:50.390 --> 00:01:54.879 to be excited with this. Now, addictions. Obsessions, 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:57.319 not addictions, obsessions. It's Pokemon cards. 00:01:57.620 --> 00:02:00.120 It is Pokemon cards. Now, ever since Christmas 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:02.579 last year, I stopped collecting Pokemon cards. 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:05.500 I had a really bad year. I got barely anything. 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:08.020 And my mum, the people who bought the money, 00:02:08.080 --> 00:02:10.319 bought the cards for me, had lost a lot of money. 00:02:10.439 --> 00:02:13.020 And me, because I buy some extras to open up 00:02:13.020 --> 00:02:15.539 on Christmas Day with Evie last year. And we 00:02:15.539 --> 00:02:18.800 didn't get a lot, did we? No. No. She's listening. 00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:21.740 No, we didn't get a lot. But recently I've had 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:24.930 the urge. To go back. Well, you're not really 00:02:24.930 --> 00:02:26.689 having a bit of a struggle with addiction right 00:02:26.689 --> 00:02:29.469 there. You know, if you get the urge for it, 00:02:29.530 --> 00:02:32.990 it's okay to do it again. Of course it is. Can 00:02:32.990 --> 00:02:38.949 you just... Context? No, just never mind. Never 00:02:38.949 --> 00:02:41.909 mind. We've got cake. We have cake. Lemon drizzle. 00:02:42.409 --> 00:02:46.289 No, it's not even in the subject. We've got cake. 00:02:46.409 --> 00:02:48.889 Get out the Pokemon cards. Now, what's up? Because 00:02:48.889 --> 00:02:50.990 Evie has an obsession at the moment. And what 00:02:50.990 --> 00:02:54.169 is that obsession? Every time Evie comes over, 00:02:54.330 --> 00:02:59.189 she hops on the PlayStation to play Minecraft. 00:03:01.469 --> 00:03:04.050 She's a Minecraft girl. You're a Minecraft girl? 00:03:04.870 --> 00:03:07.150 You know that I go between Minecraft and Spider 00:03:07.150 --> 00:03:10.189 -Man, right? Oh, really? When I've built something 00:03:10.189 --> 00:03:12.009 in Minecraft, I will go on Spider -Man for a 00:03:12.009 --> 00:03:14.689 bit. That's a 16 -rated game. You shouldn't be 00:03:14.689 --> 00:03:17.870 playing that. You're the one who made me play 00:03:17.870 --> 00:03:43.120 in the first place! Listen, okay, the clock's 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.439 mostly part of the conversation. Shut it off. 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:50.300 Turn it on. I don't know how it works. This is 00:03:50.300 --> 00:03:52.719 the one I had when Nanny and Grandad went off 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:56.900 on holiday. You just... Back to my conversation. 00:03:56.939 --> 00:03:59.860 So Evie likes Minecraft. She's really bad at 00:03:59.860 --> 00:04:02.000 killing the creepers, everybody. They are really 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:06.199 annoying. They blow up my dogs. Dogs. I don't 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:07.539 really know anything about Minecraft. I'm not 00:04:07.539 --> 00:04:10.879 really a Minecraft guy. I tame all my dogs. Gold. 00:04:11.219 --> 00:04:15.819 I got the diamonds. I did. I got them. She likes 00:04:15.819 --> 00:04:19.779 to switch between cheating and... No, I do. That's 00:04:19.779 --> 00:04:22.379 only because when I've got to build stuff, I 00:04:22.379 --> 00:04:25.000 try to get the blocks in. Because you can't find 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.439 concrete just lying around, can you? For coloured 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.500 buildings. Can you? Can you, mate? Your accent 00:04:30.500 --> 00:04:32.199 goes all over the place. That's one thing I've 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:34.939 noticed today. Yeah, it does. It flicks between, 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:40.149 like, Yorkshire. Like Manchester and like Cornwall 00:04:40.149 --> 00:04:42.970 all at once. I go between accents quite a lot. 00:04:43.050 --> 00:04:45.790 I can go from being like really, yeah, what do 00:04:45.790 --> 00:04:48.129 you want, man? To going very posh like Will. 00:04:48.310 --> 00:04:50.790 Classic London. To going a bit like... Will's 00:04:50.790 --> 00:04:53.029 accent's not that... I go quite posh like Will 00:04:53.029 --> 00:04:56.089 sometimes. We've got quite similar accents. Yes, 00:04:56.089 --> 00:04:57.870 yeah, we're quite... No, no, Jeremy's got a different... 00:04:57.870 --> 00:04:59.790 Jeremy's got a different... You guys are both 00:04:59.790 --> 00:05:01.629 well -spoken, yeah. But Jeremy's got a different 00:05:01.629 --> 00:05:04.029 accent to Will. We're not posh like each other. 00:05:04.209 --> 00:05:09.360 No, we're not. We're not like... That's disgusting. 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:13.879 But yeah, we're well spoken. I'm not. Pokemon 00:05:13.879 --> 00:05:16.740 cards. Pokemon cards. Now... Where did mine come 00:05:16.740 --> 00:05:19.079 into this, Will? It was addiction and I wanted 00:05:19.079 --> 00:05:20.980 to just tell everyone that your addiction is 00:05:20.980 --> 00:05:25.740 real. So... Thanks! I bought this card. Now, 00:05:25.819 --> 00:05:27.800 can I have some predictions how much I bought 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:30.139 this for? My first purchase... Too much money. 00:05:30.339 --> 00:05:33.100 It is Japanese. Since... My first purchase since... 00:05:34.219 --> 00:05:36.879 Christmas last year. I don't want it to be, but 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.860 I'm going to say £25. I was going to say £30 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:44.339 -plus. I'll let you see it now. That's a nice 00:05:44.339 --> 00:05:49.740 card. Sorry? Surely that's bad if it's got writing 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:52.620 on it. Surely that lowers the price. It's on 00:05:52.620 --> 00:05:56.620 the case, isn't it? It's on the sleeve. Oops. 00:05:57.079 --> 00:05:59.819 No, it's not on the ruddy sleeve. It's on the 00:05:59.819 --> 00:06:03.829 sleeve. Sleeve! Now I have to damage my chances 00:06:03.829 --> 00:06:07.810 of getting a PSA 10 just to show this turd. Look 00:06:07.810 --> 00:06:09.629 at that. It shines beautifully. It's beautiful. 00:06:09.949 --> 00:06:12.149 People. Is it a trainer card? No, it's not a 00:06:12.149 --> 00:06:14.889 bloody trainer card. It's a bloody whale. It's 00:06:14.889 --> 00:06:16.990 a whale and a fish. It's a bloody whale. Not 00:06:16.990 --> 00:06:18.850 a trainer card. Not a trainer card. The one with 00:06:18.850 --> 00:06:21.350 the yellow corners. It's a whale. Tag team. That's 00:06:21.350 --> 00:06:23.269 it. How much do you think it is? So you said 00:06:23.269 --> 00:06:26.410 20, 23, 25? I'm saying 22 pounds for that. I 00:06:26.410 --> 00:06:30.199 said 30 plus. It's quite a nice card. It's been 00:06:30.199 --> 00:06:31.959 mint condition. It's Japanese. It's got to be 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:33.740 worth quite a bit. There's a nick at the bottom. 00:06:34.160 --> 00:06:40.180 Okay, I'm taking it down to £19. £28. By the 00:06:40.180 --> 00:06:42.720 way, if I had this graded at £10, so when it's 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.800 put in a plastic slab, it would be worth about... 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.899 No, it would be worth about £400. No, it wouldn't. 00:06:47.899 --> 00:06:51.079 Don't lie. It's a piece of card with a bloody 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:54.920 weight on it. It would be. There's a card for 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:58.569 over £1 ,000. That's PSA, isn't it? I literally 00:06:58.569 --> 00:07:01.329 own one of those PSA cards on my bookshelf. No, 00:07:01.329 --> 00:07:03.870 that was worth about £30. You told me I would 00:07:03.870 --> 00:07:08.350 make hundreds. No, no, but the market's inflating, 00:07:08.350 --> 00:07:12.410 so it may increase in price. I paid £43 for this. 00:07:13.189 --> 00:07:18.910 £43. Nah. I told you it was £40 plus. £43. For 00:07:18.910 --> 00:07:21.269 one card. Please tell me you're joking, William. 00:07:21.910 --> 00:07:25.079 No, and I'm not done there. Look me in the eyes 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:29.639 and tell me you paid £43 for that. I paid £43 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.319 for this son of a... You look so sorry for him. 00:07:32.379 --> 00:07:36.420 I'm a fish. Well, you've just earned money on 00:07:36.420 --> 00:07:39.339 your new cafe job and now you're bloody spending 00:07:39.339 --> 00:07:43.860 it on a whale. I'm... It makes it sound like 00:07:43.860 --> 00:07:45.699 he's sponsoring one of those whales in, like, 00:07:45.699 --> 00:07:47.199 Antarctica or something. How do you think he's 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:49.560 sponsoring a whale in Antarctica? Probably be 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:53.160 a better cause, to be honest. I'm going to send 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:56.000 that off to get graded. And I really, really 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:57.879 want it to make a 10. It won't make a 10 now 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:01.379 I've seen it, which is unfortunate. But yeah, 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:03.839 that's my addiction. And I thought you guys should 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:07.259 know that I am going back into it now. I'm committed, 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:09.420 fully committed. Brilliant. Before we move on, 00:08:09.459 --> 00:08:12.500 Jav, have you got any addictions? Yeah. Addictions, 00:08:12.500 --> 00:08:13.720 that's right. That's a good question. Something 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.279 that you just can't stop. Like, can't stop. Say 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:18.500 it's like a TV show. Like, can't stop watching 00:08:18.500 --> 00:08:26.230 it. I do like toast. I do have an addiction. 00:08:27.610 --> 00:08:33.730 I do. My addiction is really niche. What does 00:08:33.730 --> 00:08:38.210 niche mean? Abstract. Sorry. The program Outnumbered. 00:08:38.210 --> 00:08:44.850 Do you know it? No. Australian. English. Australian. 00:08:45.570 --> 00:08:50.299 English. It's like this family. And they're based 00:08:50.299 --> 00:08:54.120 in Little House. I think it's in like, I don't 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:56.799 know. Can I get a guess here? Is it to do with 00:08:56.799 --> 00:09:02.100 a big family? Not really. There's only four of 00:09:02.100 --> 00:09:06.299 them. Five of them. Basically, it's comedy. But 00:09:06.299 --> 00:09:09.620 the kids were improvising the lines as they filmed 00:09:09.620 --> 00:09:12.820 the show. So it's hilarious. I recommend it. 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:14.639 That's really my only addiction. When was it 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:17.049 made? Oh, well, years ago now, it's really old. 00:09:17.210 --> 00:09:21.649 Like 90s, 80s, 2000s, 2010s. You're a controlled 00:09:21.649 --> 00:09:24.570 person then. I don't really get addicted to things, 00:09:24.649 --> 00:09:26.429 really. I do. I get very addicted to things. 00:09:26.509 --> 00:09:28.509 I will find something, obsess, addict over it, 00:09:28.570 --> 00:09:30.690 and then I'll just go completely off it. Music. 00:09:32.070 --> 00:09:36.149 Bands. Bands, Minecraft, everything. Just certain 00:09:36.149 --> 00:09:38.950 bands that I'll go on and off. That's interesting. 00:09:39.210 --> 00:09:41.529 I don't know why. Do you not do that? I do. I 00:09:41.529 --> 00:09:43.549 get very pissed. I was very pissed with Green 00:09:43.549 --> 00:09:48.730 Day. I've gotten off them a bit now. I think 00:09:48.730 --> 00:09:53.250 my new obsession is MCR. MCR? Is that K -pop? 00:09:53.610 --> 00:09:57.629 No, they are not K -pop. No, it's not. They're, 00:09:57.629 --> 00:10:01.750 let's just say, emo, yeah. Oh, yes. It's rock, 00:10:01.929 --> 00:10:03.909 it's not emo. Do you know what emo actually means? 00:10:03.990 --> 00:10:05.450 It's a shortened version of emotional, right? 00:10:06.090 --> 00:10:10.309 Yeah, that is exactly what you are. Be nice! 00:10:10.350 --> 00:10:12.370 I just kicked him under the table and I don't 00:10:12.370 --> 00:10:15.330 believe you. Okay, anyway. But they're not. I'm 00:10:15.330 --> 00:10:17.429 actually going to see them next year. Really? 00:10:18.110 --> 00:10:22.149 Emos? They're not. They're classed as emo rock, 00:10:22.309 --> 00:10:24.350 but then again, some of their music isn't. Some 00:10:24.350 --> 00:10:25.909 of their music isn't. So they are emo. I'm confused. 00:10:26.210 --> 00:10:27.750 Are they emo or are they not emo? Okay, I'm going 00:10:27.750 --> 00:10:30.230 to set you up. They are emo is what we're getting 00:10:30.230 --> 00:10:31.809 at. By the way, we're eating, I don't know if 00:10:31.809 --> 00:10:33.309 we mentioned cake. Yes, do you remember what 00:10:33.309 --> 00:10:34.850 we did? Do you remember what we talked about 00:10:34.850 --> 00:10:37.470 today? Lemon drizzle. Lemon drizzle. British. 00:10:37.690 --> 00:10:40.110 We've got cake. British. This is written all 00:10:40.110 --> 00:10:47.370 over it there, lads. Official mug. Check it out. 00:10:49.070 --> 00:10:54.610 Merch. We're branding. People consider them as 00:10:54.610 --> 00:10:59.029 emo. People consider them as emo, although their 00:10:59.029 --> 00:11:01.549 band's music is alternative rock and pop punk 00:11:01.549 --> 00:11:05.110 and punk rock, but it also needs different things. 00:11:05.269 --> 00:11:07.990 Their aesthetic is emo, but their music isn't. 00:11:09.830 --> 00:11:12.710 That's what you pretty much said there. Do you 00:11:12.710 --> 00:11:15.059 know what? I stand for it. Maybe I'll try listening 00:11:15.059 --> 00:11:17.080 to some emo music before we next record and I'll 00:11:17.080 --> 00:11:19.539 give my review next time. No, listen. Their music 00:11:19.539 --> 00:11:22.860 is heavier than emo music. Listen, emo music 00:11:22.860 --> 00:11:24.899 is more like Panic at the Disco, Pierce the Veil. 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:26.460 My conclusion is it's a completely different 00:11:26.460 --> 00:11:29.440 type of disco. Slow down, man. Sorry. Okay, so 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.860 emo sounds more like Panic at the Disco. I'm 00:11:31.860 --> 00:11:33.179 sorry to break it to you, but I have no idea 00:11:33.179 --> 00:11:34.899 what that is. I don't know what any of these 00:11:34.899 --> 00:11:36.879 are. It's fine, it's fine. And Pierce the Veil 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:38.820 type of stuff, okay? Yeah. But my conclusion 00:11:38.820 --> 00:11:41.720 is it's got more like rock. punk type of sound 00:11:41.720 --> 00:11:45.120 to them. Right. They sound less emo than the 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:47.159 other bands do. They're a bit more like the Beatles. 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:53.340 Yeah. They're not like emo Beatles. No. Emo Beatles. 00:11:53.500 --> 00:11:55.559 They are the emo cousins of them. In the black 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:58.960 submarine. We all live in the... Yeah, but it's 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:04.720 emo. Five, six, seven, eight. We all live in 00:12:04.720 --> 00:12:10.830 the black submarine. Sorry, Chubb. You say this. 00:12:11.149 --> 00:12:14.470 We need to stop ganging up on anything. I don't 00:12:14.470 --> 00:12:16.549 mind classing them as emo. It's just when people 00:12:16.549 --> 00:12:19.610 go like, oh, you listen to an emo band. You are 00:12:19.610 --> 00:12:21.629 emo. Yeah, well, you do that. Yeah, you do do 00:12:21.629 --> 00:12:23.330 it. You call me emo all the time, Will. You go, 00:12:23.409 --> 00:12:27.070 oh, yeah, she's emo. She's such an emo kid. State 00:12:27.070 --> 00:12:30.250 the facts. Just the facts, Will Jones. It's not 00:12:30.250 --> 00:12:32.629 a fact. It's not a fact. Just the facts. Very 00:12:32.629 --> 00:12:36.350 smart, very smart. Moving on. We're really on 00:12:36.350 --> 00:12:39.539 a tangent. What were we talking about? Addiction. 00:12:39.539 --> 00:12:52.419 We're past addiction. Hot goss, is it? You guys 00:12:52.419 --> 00:12:55.179 are going to do your... What was it? Hot off 00:12:55.179 --> 00:12:59.480 the table. Okay, hang on. We've got a brand new 00:12:59.480 --> 00:13:04.600 segment. It's called... Hot off the table. No. 00:13:05.460 --> 00:13:19.559 Hot off the group chat. a brand new segment for 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:22.799 you. It's crazy. It's called... Hot off the group 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:30.000 chat. Now explain. Me? Well, they'd like to make 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:33.039 this segment of where I have got it from my age 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:35.740 group. Yeah, we don't know. Because I'm younger 00:13:35.740 --> 00:13:41.860 than them. That is so old. Like two years ago. 00:13:42.399 --> 00:13:49.309 That's from a long time ago. Gossip. I'm not 00:13:49.309 --> 00:13:52.610 very into gossip that much. Oh, I don't believe 00:13:52.610 --> 00:13:58.370 that. You're a girl. You're a girl. You're a 00:13:58.370 --> 00:14:01.830 girl. It's true. It's true. Girls are always 00:14:01.830 --> 00:14:05.330 a goss. Right, come on. Spill the beans. Or an 00:14:05.330 --> 00:14:07.970 actual group chat. Just anything. What's been 00:14:07.970 --> 00:14:11.009 going on? What's the hot goss? What has Kylie 00:14:11.009 --> 00:14:13.769 said to Maya? You know, that kind of thing. But 00:14:13.769 --> 00:14:16.269 don't use their names. Yeah, you can use fake 00:14:16.269 --> 00:14:18.600 names. There is no Kylie, there's no Maya in 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:23.340 my school. There is now. Okay. I think the most 00:14:23.340 --> 00:14:28.000 recent gossip I remember is... So on our actual 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.840 group chat, we've got this year eight group chat, 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:35.940 obviously. So this girl, Leavers... Carry on, 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:38.500 carry on. This girl, we're going to call her... 00:14:38.500 --> 00:14:43.179 Aula. Aula. Aula, okay. We're going to call her 00:14:43.179 --> 00:14:45.870 Aula. She's on the group chat and you know how 00:14:45.870 --> 00:14:48.110 the biggest new thing to sit down is like six, 00:14:48.250 --> 00:14:50.149 seven. Yeah, we learned about this last time. 00:14:50.610 --> 00:14:52.330 Six, seven. Should we have a practice? Five, 00:14:52.350 --> 00:14:57.490 six, seven. Oh, see what I did there? That was 00:14:57.490 --> 00:15:03.009 subtle. Thank you. Okay, okay. So, ready? Yeah. 00:15:03.250 --> 00:15:04.309 You guys have got to do it because I can't do 00:15:04.309 --> 00:15:06.629 it. Oh, we're doing it. I'm holding a microphone. 00:15:07.129 --> 00:15:10.889 Six, seven. It's so weird. You have to go like 00:15:10.889 --> 00:15:14.779 this with your hands. Six, seven. Not a shimmy 00:15:14.779 --> 00:15:17.460 well, it's like... Six, seven. Did we do it good? 00:15:17.820 --> 00:15:20.320 You did it alright, just well. Because what we 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:21.539 were doing next, you're like, no, I didn't do 00:15:21.539 --> 00:15:27.639 it in the well, and I was like, yeah. Stop. Sorry. 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:32.720 It sounded like you were talking Welsh. I got 00:15:32.720 --> 00:15:37.899 really bad speech, right? You know, you're doing 00:15:37.899 --> 00:15:40.759 a dance, okay? It's more like... Anyway. Carry 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:44.399 on. Anyway. So all of a sudden, she said, like, 00:15:44.399 --> 00:15:46.000 one message, right? And it said, six, seven. 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:49.120 Okay. And so this girl I usually be friends with, 00:15:49.220 --> 00:15:53.539 let's call her Maya. Oh, Maya. And she goes, 00:15:53.779 --> 00:15:57.600 shut the hell up to her. That's bad. And then 00:15:57.600 --> 00:15:59.179 she's having a go at it, saying, you're so annoying. 00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:01.620 What is wrong with you? Oh, my gosh. You just 00:16:01.620 --> 00:16:04.620 need to shut up sometimes. It's not true. And 00:16:04.620 --> 00:16:07.759 then this other girl, another girl, her friend. 00:16:08.259 --> 00:16:10.659 Wait, who's friend? Maya's friend. Yeah, Maya's 00:16:10.659 --> 00:16:13.799 friend. Let's call her Kylie. Kylie. Ooh. She 00:16:13.799 --> 00:16:16.399 comes, she starts, she starts joining in. It's 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:18.279 like, I say like, oh my God, you're just an annoying 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:20.000 person. They're getting up on all of us. You're 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:22.740 so, you're so weird. Nobody likes you, there's 00:16:22.740 --> 00:16:24.399 something wrong with you. You don't know, you 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:25.740 don't need to, you don't need to, you don't need 00:16:25.740 --> 00:16:29.360 to just shut up and be left alone. So then, um, 00:16:29.500 --> 00:16:35.299 Alda's friend. Yeah. Cool, let's call her, let's 00:16:35.299 --> 00:16:38.509 call her Gwen. Oh, yeah, nice. Sorry. Let's call 00:16:38.509 --> 00:16:40.250 her Gwen. She comes on. She's like, you guys 00:16:40.250 --> 00:16:41.789 don't need to stop being mean to her. She doesn't 00:16:41.789 --> 00:16:43.470 know how much. She sent, like, one message. There's 00:16:43.470 --> 00:16:45.850 nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Like, there's 00:16:45.850 --> 00:16:48.990 really nothing wrong with that. So then Maya 00:16:48.990 --> 00:16:53.470 comes back, and she's like, okay, you guys need 00:16:53.470 --> 00:16:56.110 to stop talking right now. You guys never shut 00:16:56.110 --> 00:16:58.929 up on this group chat. You just need to stop. 00:16:59.590 --> 00:17:02.509 Just stop, okay? You don't like Maya? No, Maya's 00:17:02.509 --> 00:17:06.990 a bit of a, you know, I own the place. I'm a 00:17:06.990 --> 00:17:12.569 popular kid. She is. So, the admin on the group 00:17:12.569 --> 00:17:16.150 chat. Oh, the person that can remove people? 00:17:16.349 --> 00:17:21.430 Yes. Let's call him Jimmy. He comes into this, 00:17:21.470 --> 00:17:25.109 okay? And he's like, what's happening? He's the 00:17:25.109 --> 00:17:28.970 main character. He is, he's the admin. And so 00:17:28.970 --> 00:17:31.589 he's like, okay. And so they tell him what happened, 00:17:31.710 --> 00:17:33.809 and then he's like, alright. Just look back at 00:17:33.809 --> 00:17:35.430 the old messages, you brat. You don't have to 00:17:35.430 --> 00:17:40.019 tell him what happened. He removes Orla. And 00:17:40.019 --> 00:17:46.019 he removes Gwen. What? Why is Maya not being 00:17:46.019 --> 00:17:48.619 removed? Why is Maya still on the group chat? 00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:51.960 This is outrageous. Now we've got another group 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:55.920 chat from the Minecraft group chat. Is it one 00:17:55.920 --> 00:17:58.000 without Maya? Please tell me you made one without 00:17:58.000 --> 00:18:00.700 Maya. It is. But the admin on our group chat 00:18:00.700 --> 00:18:03.319 is the same one on that one. And he decides to 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:05.460 remove her from that one as well. What? So who 00:18:05.460 --> 00:18:08.410 did he move? He removed Orla. Okay. Clearly, 00:18:08.690 --> 00:18:10.730 Mr. Admin thinks... He has a thing for Maya. 00:18:11.150 --> 00:18:13.410 He has a thing for Maya. Yes, yes. It's blatantly 00:18:13.410 --> 00:18:15.369 obvious. Yes, he's like, he wants to be in with 00:18:15.369 --> 00:18:18.329 a popular lad. He wants a girlfriend. He removes 00:18:18.329 --> 00:18:21.349 her from the group chat, okay? And so Orla, she 00:18:21.349 --> 00:18:24.490 gets this message from a girl who's friends with 00:18:24.490 --> 00:18:28.349 Maya and Kylie. Let's call her Molly. Okay, so 00:18:28.349 --> 00:18:32.210 hang on. Orla does... Oh, yeah, okay. So, Molly 00:18:32.210 --> 00:18:34.289 comes in. She's texting her privately as well. 00:18:34.750 --> 00:18:38.269 like she's got she's found her number she's like 00:18:38.269 --> 00:18:40.289 texting her like what the hell are you doing 00:18:40.289 --> 00:18:42.289 why are you being so mean to why are you being 00:18:42.289 --> 00:18:45.289 so mean to maya why is everyone getting up and 00:18:45.289 --> 00:18:47.829 all this isn't nice is it thing so this is like 00:18:47.829 --> 00:18:50.470 um my phone goes off at a certain time obviously 00:18:50.470 --> 00:18:53.589 so i was not here for this when this happened 00:18:53.589 --> 00:18:57.089 because i was like nighttime yeah so she so they 00:18:57.089 --> 00:18:59.519 would just buy themselves at this point They 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:03.339 were texting up. She's like, how did you get 00:19:03.339 --> 00:19:06.519 my number? Can you just leave me alone? And for 00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:10.559 some reason, Gwen started crying. Wait, who's 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:15.500 Gwen? I don't know. She's the friend. She's the 00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:20.400 friend, okay. And so after this, right, Maya 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.279 and Kylie are on the group chat saying how annoying 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:28.759 she is. She's typical girly. Bitchy behaviour. 00:19:29.019 --> 00:19:35.200 And ever since they removed Maya and Gwen. No, 00:19:35.240 --> 00:19:39.279 not Maya. No, Orla. Orla, yeah. There has been 00:19:39.279 --> 00:19:44.059 no talking on the group chat for like a week. 00:19:44.140 --> 00:19:48.819 Wow. Because she... End of an era. People liked 00:19:48.819 --> 00:19:51.519 talking to her. People really liked her. People 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:53.099 liked talking to her because she was like a nice... 00:19:53.099 --> 00:19:54.759 She's a nice person. She's a really nice person. 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:56.539 She's one of my friends actually. I feel bad 00:19:56.539 --> 00:19:59.180 for Orla. Yeah. Give all of my condolences. And 00:19:59.180 --> 00:20:01.799 they all ganged up on her as well. Oh, so were 00:20:01.799 --> 00:20:03.599 you just a bystander in this, reading the messages? 00:20:04.059 --> 00:20:06.160 I was, like, a day after reading the messages. 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:08.339 So I was, like, scrolling through, like, oh, 00:20:08.339 --> 00:20:10.380 my God, what the hell happened here? Just because 00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:13.119 she said 6 -7 one time. Yeah, one message. That's 00:20:13.119 --> 00:20:15.079 where 6 -7 gets you. I mean, she probably stepped 00:20:15.079 --> 00:20:18.160 the line there. She did step the line, but the 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:21.180 overreaction was, yeah, it was an overreaction. 00:20:21.180 --> 00:20:26.910 It was ridiculous. It was. But, yeah, 6 -7. say 00:20:26.910 --> 00:20:31.369 that. That's ridiculous. What an outcry. That 00:20:31.369 --> 00:20:34.109 was some hot goss. That was crazy. The year 8 00:20:34.109 --> 00:20:36.230 drama is hustling and bustling. It is. Don't 00:20:36.230 --> 00:20:38.829 get that in what are we in year 12. 12 that's 00:20:38.829 --> 00:20:44.230 it. Sad. We used to have that sort of drama. 00:20:45.490 --> 00:20:50.190 Now we're just specks. Specks of dust. No the 00:20:50.190 --> 00:20:51.890 thing is year 12 is more important than year 00:20:51.890 --> 00:20:54.890 8 though. Yeah exactly. You get more recognition. 00:20:55.130 --> 00:20:57.650 You get more respected. That's true, but... We're 00:20:57.650 --> 00:21:02.549 treated like dirt. We are not treated well. Year 00:21:02.549 --> 00:21:04.329 7's got all the fancy treatment. They're like 00:21:04.329 --> 00:21:08.210 angels. They are. So did you have the prime year 00:21:08.210 --> 00:21:11.730 last year? Nah. Because my head of year is such 00:21:11.730 --> 00:21:13.369 an annoying person. I thought you were going 00:21:13.369 --> 00:21:15.190 to say something else then. I was like, easy. 00:21:15.529 --> 00:21:19.210 But no. Anyway. But she is so annoying because 00:21:19.210 --> 00:21:23.750 she is really... She can be nice. She's a history 00:21:23.750 --> 00:21:26.480 teacher. She's got that boring aspect to her 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:29.259 as well as that mean aspect to her. I've known 00:21:29.259 --> 00:21:31.839 a few boring history teachers in my time. I know 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:34.640 who you're thinking of. You've got to look at 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:45.319 us so sideways, I'm scared. Biscuits. Yeah. Yeah, 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:49.220 yeah, yeah. Can I think of any more gossip? Any 00:21:49.220 --> 00:21:53.500 more gossip, yeah. Grab a bit of popcorn or a 00:21:53.500 --> 00:21:57.650 cup of tea, anyone? Grab a pause and press the 00:21:57.650 --> 00:22:00.150 pause button. We can have a conversation while 00:22:00.150 --> 00:22:02.710 I think. Okay, well, I will bring up a conversation 00:22:02.710 --> 00:22:07.009 if that's okay. Go for it. Oh, and this is the 00:22:07.009 --> 00:22:09.509 main one that I thought we'd bring up. We stole 00:22:09.509 --> 00:22:15.170 things. Shut up. We were quite the thief artists 00:22:15.170 --> 00:22:17.009 back in Ireland. Please tell me this is not from 00:22:17.009 --> 00:22:19.970 an actual shop. No, no, it's not from an actual 00:22:19.970 --> 00:22:29.680 shop. You'll like where it's from. No, so not 00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:34.440 from actual shops. No, from... Holiday Club. 00:22:34.819 --> 00:22:39.579 And aftercare. From holiday... I knew it. Didn't 00:22:39.579 --> 00:22:42.279 we say come from the... Good news. Yeah, the 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:45.400 good news. Yeah, well, that's like a... Charity 00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:47.640 place, pretty much. Stole from the charity. You 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:51.460 stole from the charity? No. We were really good 00:22:51.460 --> 00:22:53.940 people. I think I also stole from... You know, 00:22:53.980 --> 00:22:57.549 like brownies. I stole the teddy. So they give 00:22:57.549 --> 00:22:59.549 you a teddy, you know, from... They give you, 00:22:59.609 --> 00:23:01.809 like, a teddy bear, like a book, and you've got 00:23:01.809 --> 00:23:03.750 to, like, write about your journey with the teddy, 00:23:03.809 --> 00:23:05.230 right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I stole the teddy. 00:23:05.470 --> 00:23:07.910 You stole the teddy. And what did you say to 00:23:07.910 --> 00:23:11.410 them? I couldn't find it. You couldn't find it? 00:23:11.470 --> 00:23:13.369 Because it was, like, after COVID. Why didn't 00:23:13.369 --> 00:23:15.809 you just give it back? Because of Will. He told 00:23:15.809 --> 00:23:18.809 me to keep it. Oh, Will. It was, like, after 00:23:18.809 --> 00:23:20.069 COVID, and they were like, I had to go back, 00:23:20.109 --> 00:23:22.589 and Will was like, keep it. Just keep it. They 00:23:22.589 --> 00:23:24.119 don't need it. They can get another one. That's 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:26.500 awful. And they got another one. They got a massive 00:23:26.500 --> 00:23:29.019 one now. So Evie had a little tiddler and they 00:23:29.019 --> 00:23:30.619 had a big... So she kind of helped them out. 00:23:30.940 --> 00:23:33.940 Yeah. So do you still have it? Yeah. Oh my gosh. 00:23:33.980 --> 00:23:35.460 We're going to have to bring it into this room. 00:23:36.220 --> 00:23:39.259 We are. Now I did... I stole from Holiday Club. 00:23:39.380 --> 00:23:41.779 Let's explain what that is. So it's like a kind 00:23:41.779 --> 00:23:44.480 of... So in the summer holidays or the half term, 00:23:44.599 --> 00:23:47.819 you can go to school and then do a little club. 00:23:47.980 --> 00:23:49.839 Yeah, but it's not like lessons and stuff. It's 00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:52.000 just like activities and art. Like going to what's 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:55.750 it called? Go on, try it. The Beach Place. Western 00:23:55.750 --> 00:23:57.509 Supermare. There you go. Western Supermare, yeah. 00:23:58.130 --> 00:24:01.210 Long trip. Yeah. Long trip. Long trip. Very long 00:24:01.210 --> 00:24:06.029 trip. Nicky. Nicky. I will just say her actual 00:24:06.029 --> 00:24:09.849 name because... I did go. Yes, Maya did go. Now, 00:24:09.990 --> 00:24:13.690 what I stole from One Day Club is... I'll name 00:24:13.690 --> 00:24:17.910 a few. You know, Ben 10, his watch. I remember 00:24:17.910 --> 00:24:21.410 that. That's why we have two. That's why we had 00:24:21.410 --> 00:24:23.599 two. Yeah, but this one was better. This one 00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:27.019 was the original Ben 10 watch. I also stole a 00:24:27.019 --> 00:24:29.440 little notepad of a monkey with a French outfit 00:24:29.440 --> 00:24:33.559 on. Oh, that's random. Very random. But from 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:36.059 the charity, I stole a Pokemon figure. He's in 00:24:36.059 --> 00:24:37.480 the other room. Why didn't you just buy it? It 00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:39.519 was probably only like £1. It was probably, yeah. 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:44.259 It was free. It was free. I know, we weren't 00:24:44.259 --> 00:24:46.259 very good civilians. No, you weren't very good 00:24:46.259 --> 00:24:47.920 civilians. We really weren't. And you can't come 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:50.140 and arrest us because it's an old crime and plus... 00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:54.140 We did give them back. We borrowed them. Sure. 00:24:55.119 --> 00:25:00.539 Definitely. About Holiday Club, you know my brother. 00:25:01.180 --> 00:25:04.779 Yes. He's a very well, like he wouldn't do things 00:25:04.779 --> 00:25:07.000 like that. No. You know what I mean. He's a very 00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.000 proper man. You work at Holiday Club. He doesn't 00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:12.099 do cheeky things, but this is one of the only 00:25:12.099 --> 00:25:14.099 times I've ever seen my brother angry. He's also 00:25:14.099 --> 00:25:16.539 a very calm guy. You know him. He's just a very 00:25:16.539 --> 00:25:20.470 nonchalant guy, my brother. Yes. No. So, basically, 00:25:20.650 --> 00:25:23.210 my mum works, well, she used to work at the school 00:25:23.210 --> 00:25:26.190 in which we used to attend. Yes. So, she would 00:25:26.190 --> 00:25:28.769 donate our old toys to the holiday club sometimes. 00:25:28.990 --> 00:25:30.690 Really? To be nice. Yeah. So, you might have 00:25:30.690 --> 00:25:33.029 stolen something of mine. Yeah. Was it the men's 00:25:33.029 --> 00:25:36.289 head watch? Sadly not, but I wish I did. It was 00:25:36.289 --> 00:25:40.890 called my phone. But, no. My brother's car collection 00:25:40.890 --> 00:25:43.650 got sent to the aftercare without my brother's 00:25:43.650 --> 00:25:47.210 consent. I hate it when parents do this. And 00:25:47.210 --> 00:25:49.630 Bertie didn't know this. And my mum was like, 00:25:49.710 --> 00:25:51.309 oh, I just lost it, Bert. I don't know where 00:25:51.309 --> 00:25:53.930 it's gone after he was complaining. We went to 00:25:53.930 --> 00:25:57.210 holiday club. He goes, do you mind if we come 00:25:57.210 --> 00:26:01.269 over here? I go over. His whole car. And he was 00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:29.710 like, I hate it. I'll show you what I'm going 00:26:29.710 --> 00:26:32.809 to do later. So I go away. And then we get into 00:26:32.809 --> 00:26:36.029 the car later. He opens up his bag and I'm like... 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:46.890 Oh, the car just... There's over 50 just... Ran 00:26:46.890 --> 00:26:50.309 into his bag. He's showing me and he's like, 00:26:50.410 --> 00:26:52.769 don't tell mum. So we're in the car home and 00:26:52.769 --> 00:26:54.589 I'm like, I'm like scared, like, what if mum 00:26:54.589 --> 00:26:58.910 finds out? And she's like... And I was like, 00:26:59.069 --> 00:27:02.930 don't know why. And my brother was like, yeah, 00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:06.250 don't know why. And we get home and he puts them 00:27:06.250 --> 00:27:07.910 all back on his shelf where they were before. 00:27:08.450 --> 00:27:30.900 That night when my parents were talking. the 00:27:30.900 --> 00:27:36.059 pressure. I would actually lie for Will. That's 00:27:36.059 --> 00:27:38.700 good. Especially when he cut my hair. Apparently 00:27:38.700 --> 00:27:42.519 I was like, oh yeah, I cut my hair myself. I 00:27:42.519 --> 00:27:45.480 definitely wasn't Will. I wasn't nothing. I would 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:47.440 always hit the blame for him. She's a very good 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:49.259 sister. One of the best sisters you can get. 00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:51.880 Oh, thank you. I wasn't a good sister in that 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:55.640 moment. No, what happened? Cracked. My mum compromised. 00:27:55.700 --> 00:27:58.000 She said, you can pick your favourite three cars 00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:01.220 and keep them. I was at 50! And my brother was 00:28:01.220 --> 00:28:05.000 like, no, you're not. These are my cars. I'm 00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:09.799 putting my foot down. And he's such a calm guy. 00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:11.960 It's so out of character. And he's like, if you 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.559 lay hands on my cars again, I'm going to do something 00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:20.460 bad. I'm going to say a naughty word. And my 00:28:20.460 --> 00:28:22.539 dad was like, what naughty word will you say, 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:25.339 Bertie? And he was like, I can't say that now. 00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:28.400 You have to wait and see. And he stormed off. 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:31.640 The cars were kept, and I still have most of 00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:33.000 the cars. We've got rid of some of them now, 00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:35.400 but we've still got about 20 out of the 50, and 00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:37.420 they're still in our house. And I do remember 00:28:37.420 --> 00:28:40.740 Nicky asked if my mum, like, did you donate the 00:28:40.740 --> 00:28:42.319 cars? And my mum was like, no, you must have 00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:46.420 dreamt that. Blimey, that. Blatant lying. Blatant 00:28:46.420 --> 00:28:48.839 lying because of my brother's misbehaviour, even 00:28:48.839 --> 00:28:50.259 though it was kind of my mum's fault, in my opinion. 00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.500 Yeah, she should have asked. Parents should ask 00:28:52.500 --> 00:28:53.859 you if they're going to give something of yours 00:28:53.859 --> 00:28:56.039 away. Definitely. So that's a crazy story for 00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:58.450 you. That is crazy. That's a crazy story. That 00:28:58.450 --> 00:29:00.269 is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. 00:29:00.410 --> 00:29:04.289 That was so funny. Right, shall we get on to 00:29:04.289 --> 00:29:06.670 the main... The main event. Yeah, the main event. 00:29:06.750 --> 00:29:09.049 Why are we spending that? Too long, too long. 00:29:09.210 --> 00:29:13.230 But it's fun. So, we're going to reveal our GCSE 00:29:13.230 --> 00:29:20.069 results in just a tick. First of all, Evie. What? 00:29:20.069 --> 00:29:22.329 You were looking at me. Do you think your... 00:29:22.329 --> 00:29:25.710 By the way, GCSE, everyone knows what GCSEs are. 00:29:25.710 --> 00:29:27.589 If you Americans don't know, get a life and Google 00:29:27.589 --> 00:29:32.049 it. It's basically you guys' SATs before... They 00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:33.930 don't know what that is, love. The end of elementary. 00:29:35.170 --> 00:29:37.490 It's just some ridiculously hard exams you have 00:29:37.490 --> 00:29:39.250 to do when you're 16 for no reason. It's stupid. 00:29:39.470 --> 00:29:41.670 It's stupid. Anyway, Evie, what do you think 00:29:41.670 --> 00:29:44.390 you would get on your GCSEs, going from maths 00:29:44.390 --> 00:29:47.150 all the way to English? Just go to all subjects 00:29:47.150 --> 00:29:48.750 that you do now. What do you think you would 00:29:48.750 --> 00:29:52.470 get in a grade? Then start with maths. Maths. 00:29:53.130 --> 00:29:57.250 I think history. I'm not going to take it, but 00:29:57.250 --> 00:30:00.369 if I did, probably like a four or five. I'm not 00:30:00.369 --> 00:30:02.789 very good at history. Geography, maybe like a 00:30:02.789 --> 00:30:07.349 seven, maybe. Geography, maybe a six. Seven, 00:30:07.450 --> 00:30:11.059 seven. You said seven. Once you've done your 00:30:11.059 --> 00:30:14.640 GCSEs, we're going to... Yeah. Okay. From... 00:30:14.640 --> 00:30:20.980 What other lessons do I do? German. German. Oh, 00:30:20.980 --> 00:30:24.079 yes. I do German, not Spanish. German. I'm not 00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:25.940 going to think of any languages because you don't 00:30:25.940 --> 00:30:28.420 have to take one. Yeah. But if I did, I'd probably 00:30:28.420 --> 00:30:31.859 get like a five. French, probably like a four. 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:37.380 I'm not very good at French. Drama. We don't 00:30:37.380 --> 00:30:39.519 take it anymore. You're not allowed to take it 00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:43.319 until GTSC is. I know. No comment. I know. It's 00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:45.240 really unfair. They replaced it with English. 00:30:45.819 --> 00:30:47.220 So now you've got, like, double... You have to 00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:49.779 do English. No, like, in the timetable, you triple 00:30:49.779 --> 00:30:51.819 English now. I got triple English because they 00:30:51.819 --> 00:30:55.740 got rid of drama. Not good. If we saw the drama, 00:30:55.859 --> 00:31:00.440 I'd probably get a six. Okay. Music, five, maybe. 00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:04.740 I can see his frustration in his face. No, no, 00:31:04.779 --> 00:31:13.349 music, I'm not even... Okay. English. For what? 00:31:13.470 --> 00:31:16.269 For language? What about literature? What's the 00:31:16.269 --> 00:31:18.609 difference? She's not there yet. Okay, never 00:31:18.609 --> 00:31:22.869 mind. Yeah, let's just go with that. Sorry. Science. 00:31:23.529 --> 00:31:26.329 Science. Biology, are we doing all three or are 00:31:26.329 --> 00:31:28.829 we going for... All three. All three. All together 00:31:28.829 --> 00:31:32.009 or separately? Separately. So, biology. What's 00:31:32.009 --> 00:31:35.910 in biology? So, plants, cells, back then. Because 00:31:35.910 --> 00:31:39.549 of Will, probably seven, eight. Because of Will 00:31:39.549 --> 00:31:42.410 and his... What are the parts of the cells? You 00:31:42.410 --> 00:31:43.990 must know them off by heart. Oh, that's good. 00:31:45.130 --> 00:31:52.829 Mitochondria and cytoplasm and... Lovely. It's 00:31:52.829 --> 00:31:56.609 quite hot in here. Poor curtain. Okay, what else 00:31:56.609 --> 00:31:59.450 in physics? Electricity, you're talking about 00:31:59.450 --> 00:32:06.930 components. Probably six, seven. Seven. Chemistry 00:32:06.930 --> 00:32:10.440 is like, you know... Covalent bonds. Oh, like 00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:13.599 five, six. I'm not very good at that type of 00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:16.380 stuff. I think the thing I'm best at is biology. 00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:21.480 In my science. Yeah, me too. William. Shut up. 00:32:21.700 --> 00:32:23.059 I'm going to throw this at you if you say one 00:32:23.059 --> 00:32:25.819 more negative thing with your eyebrows. Okay, 00:32:26.660 --> 00:32:29.859 what else is there? No, no, computer science. 00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:33.220 I would hope to get quite a high score in computer 00:32:33.220 --> 00:32:36.299 science. I would hope to. Maybe like a seven 00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:39.059 or an eight. Lovely. you do a lot of coding in 00:32:39.059 --> 00:32:42.480 gcc's computing there don't you no idea i think 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:43.940 i think you have to do quite a lot of like python 00:32:43.940 --> 00:32:45.440 and stuff like yeah yeah you'll get you gotta 00:32:45.440 --> 00:32:47.519 like create an app or something like that yeah 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:51.079 uh what else is there is that it i think that's 00:32:51.079 --> 00:32:54.140 everything you don't do pre oh p uh probably 00:32:54.140 --> 00:32:57.740 like p y like a four you've also got business 00:32:57.740 --> 00:33:01.779 and law You've also got DTA and tech styles. 00:33:01.779 --> 00:33:04.119 What do you do for DTA? Making cakes, I think. 00:33:04.539 --> 00:33:06.220 Well, there's cooking. You can take the cooking. 00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:07.940 I think I'm quite a high -scoring cook. I like 00:33:07.940 --> 00:33:10.920 cooking. Ending that conversation there. You 00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:13.200 can't take a cooking GCSE. Yes, you can. You 00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.920 can. You can take it. I think it's like an equivalent 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:17.859 qualification. Well, it's not equivalent, but 00:33:17.859 --> 00:33:19.579 they say it's equivalent. No, no. It's not by 00:33:19.579 --> 00:33:24.799 the GCSE people. You can take cooking. It's like 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:30.819 you've got a three, four -hour lesson. where 00:33:30.819 --> 00:33:34.079 you've got to cook. No, it's not that easy, Will. 00:33:34.339 --> 00:33:37.579 I'm like my master chef. You cook like a three 00:33:37.579 --> 00:33:40.759 to five course meal. You do a lot of cooking 00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:43.980 in GCSEs. Oh, food prep. Yeah. High school off 00:33:43.980 --> 00:33:47.240 that. Yeah, that is a thing. Okay, DT. You also 00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:48.980 have to do like the biology of the food. Yeah, 00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:51.940 obviously. You've got DT. No, that's plants. 00:33:52.740 --> 00:33:56.500 Glycogen. No, no. Sarge was right, Will. I don't 00:33:56.500 --> 00:33:58.579 know, I'm forcing it all now. It's more like... 00:33:59.949 --> 00:34:02.829 Nutrients and bacteria. Pathogens. That's what 00:34:02.829 --> 00:34:05.609 I learned in year seven. And stuff like that. 00:34:05.849 --> 00:34:07.490 But then you've got DT, which is like woodwork 00:34:07.490 --> 00:34:09.969 and vectorizing. And like 2D design. What did 00:34:09.969 --> 00:34:16.349 you get? Maybe a six or a seven. And then textiles. 00:34:16.349 --> 00:34:18.750 I haven't done that yet, but it's the next step 00:34:18.750 --> 00:34:21.190 of DT now. They've taken out vectorizing and 00:34:21.190 --> 00:34:26.849 they're turning it into textiles. Yeah. And I'll 00:34:26.849 --> 00:34:29.849 probably get like a five. Right, okay. Let's 00:34:29.849 --> 00:34:33.809 reveal this. This is big, guys. This is it. We've 00:34:33.809 --> 00:34:36.090 not told each other and it's so long ago since 00:34:36.090 --> 00:34:38.849 we found out. I'm quite nervous, actually. This 00:34:38.849 --> 00:34:40.210 is important because Jemima and I have grown 00:34:40.210 --> 00:34:43.230 up so much through subjects. We used to have 00:34:43.230 --> 00:34:47.610 maths with you. You're not supposed to say names 00:34:47.610 --> 00:34:50.949 that are too far in there. We had maths with 00:34:50.949 --> 00:34:55.550 that man and it was awful. It was horrendous. 00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:59.409 We knew nothing. That's so bad. What, 5 % of 00:34:59.409 --> 00:35:01.050 tests? Will you explain to me what the number 00:35:01.050 --> 00:35:04.130 69 meant in maths? That's all I can remember 00:35:04.130 --> 00:35:07.030 in year 7 maths. That's all I remember. Wow. 00:35:07.150 --> 00:35:10.630 I mean, that's important, of course. But, yeah, 00:35:10.710 --> 00:35:12.949 we've gone through a lot together, and we're 00:35:12.949 --> 00:35:14.989 about to reveal... I'm going to cry. I can't. 00:35:15.429 --> 00:35:19.010 Okay. Oh, I forgot to bring the papers. Well, 00:35:19.030 --> 00:35:21.010 I'm just going to have to... I know them. Yeah, 00:35:21.150 --> 00:35:24.570 she knows them. Right, okay. So let's start this 00:35:24.570 --> 00:35:27.829 off. So for example, we're going to do like a 00:35:27.829 --> 00:35:31.690 tallying system. A tally? Grab a pen. Oh, you've 00:35:31.690 --> 00:35:33.289 got a pen, don't worry. Oh, I've got a pen. Yeah, 00:35:33.349 --> 00:35:36.269 so write it. So Will, Jemima, and then you do 00:35:36.269 --> 00:35:37.969 points. I've got to put my mic down, by the way. 00:35:38.889 --> 00:35:41.190 So I won't be speaking very much. What? No, you 00:35:41.190 --> 00:35:43.429 don't. You just put the pen and then just write 00:35:43.429 --> 00:35:50.449 it with the other hand. You are the most criticising 00:35:50.449 --> 00:35:55.860 person, Will. B. C, do I understand? Right, yeah, 00:35:56.099 --> 00:35:58.320 right there, and then just put the score we get, 00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:01.099 okay? So if it's a nine, it's a nine, and then 00:36:01.099 --> 00:36:03.800 if it's a one, if it's a four, then it's a... 00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:06.699 Well, that doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. 00:36:06.820 --> 00:36:08.139 Okay, never mind. You just put, like, the letter 00:36:08.139 --> 00:36:11.619 next to it. Okay. So, for example, music will 00:36:11.619 --> 00:36:13.500 be compared to art. Okay, yeah, yeah. So we'll 00:36:13.500 --> 00:36:15.920 do that. Okay, right. Should we start a maths? 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:19.079 Or should we leave maths? Leave maths, leave 00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:20.570 maths. No, should we start... English language? 00:36:20.710 --> 00:36:23.210 Yeah. Because I feel like none of us, not really 00:36:23.210 --> 00:36:26.849 our jam. No, not at all. Right. Do you want me 00:36:26.849 --> 00:36:29.550 to say? Yeah, you go. I'm happy with my English 00:36:29.550 --> 00:36:32.449 language. I got a six. Really? Yeah. Really? 00:36:32.590 --> 00:36:35.250 Good. I'm happy with. What is your English language? 00:36:35.989 --> 00:36:41.809 Stupid example. The Welsh one. W. Whatever it 00:36:41.809 --> 00:36:43.650 is. Yeah. Something like that one. You know which 00:36:43.650 --> 00:36:45.610 one I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Horrendous. 00:36:45.610 --> 00:36:48.630 You had to, like, like you got given a text. 00:36:48.780 --> 00:36:52.780 Write an article based on the text you were given. 00:36:53.019 --> 00:36:55.239 Really? We could just write an article on a statement. 00:36:55.500 --> 00:36:57.659 I wish we could do that, but no. It's like be 00:36:57.659 --> 00:37:00.860 pernickety. It was just a stupid example. They've 00:37:00.860 --> 00:37:03.360 changed the example in school now. Good, good, 00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:22.280 yeah. Right. Six. Yay! Yeah, but six. One paper 00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.340 for English language, that's it. Oh, no, I did 00:37:25.340 --> 00:37:27.880 two, but I got a six in both of them. Right, 00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:30.960 yeah. So, yeah, we had this stupid thing. And 00:37:30.960 --> 00:37:33.719 also, in my English language exam, there was 00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:36.719 an interruption. We do it online for some stupid 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.000 reason. That's pretty weird. But the whole system 00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:42.820 crashed. So, we got... So, yeah, we buggered 00:37:42.820 --> 00:37:45.860 it up pretty much. So, what did you do? We had 00:37:45.860 --> 00:37:47.659 to just reload it and then we carried on. We 00:37:47.659 --> 00:37:48.500 got extra time. That must have been really stressful. 00:37:48.829 --> 00:37:50.849 Yeah, it was. Like, that takes a toll on you 00:37:50.849 --> 00:37:52.570 because that's, like, been stressful. It ruins 00:37:52.570 --> 00:37:56.010 the flow. Yeah. But, yeah, I'll take it any day. 00:37:56.070 --> 00:37:57.489 Definitely, because English is not my strong 00:37:57.489 --> 00:37:59.949 suit. Yeah, me neither. Should we do lit while 00:37:59.949 --> 00:38:03.269 we're here? Just get English done? I'm also surprised 00:38:03.269 --> 00:38:06.449 with my English lit. Really? It was good. I hate 00:38:06.449 --> 00:38:09.070 English literature. We do mice and men. Better 00:38:09.070 --> 00:38:13.170 than we might do. Great Expectations, Charles 00:38:13.170 --> 00:38:16.030 Dickens. Ah. Horrendous. Is it? So horrible. 00:38:17.409 --> 00:38:20.119 Literature's... And we also do poems, and it's 00:38:20.119 --> 00:38:23.500 not fun. For my literature, I'm happy with this 00:38:23.500 --> 00:38:25.619 because I hate English. You've got a seven, so 00:38:25.619 --> 00:38:28.360 I'll take that. Lovely. So did I. Yeah. Oh, my 00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:29.820 gosh. We're going so far. We've got the same. 00:38:30.019 --> 00:38:32.860 Yeah. I'll take that anyway. English, I hate 00:38:32.860 --> 00:38:34.739 English so much. Me too. I'm so glad to get English 00:38:34.739 --> 00:38:37.719 out of my life. Yeah. So that's out of the way. 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:40.280 I'm pleased. So I think we can move on. That's 00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:42.639 enough said for English. Should we go to science? 00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:47.340 So we did the same example for science, AQA. 00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:51.139 did combine as well. Yes. So we're going to, 00:38:51.139 --> 00:38:55.460 for combined you get like two grades. Yeah. It's 00:38:55.460 --> 00:38:59.139 like less science. Did you guys get a mark for 00:38:59.139 --> 00:39:01.760 each science, like biology, chemistry? Yeah, 00:39:01.820 --> 00:39:03.719 but then they combine it all together. Okay. 00:39:03.860 --> 00:39:06.019 So should we go with that? Have you got a separate 00:39:06.019 --> 00:39:10.260 one? Should we just say what we got? Separate? 00:39:10.579 --> 00:39:12.679 Like how we can do it? Should we just say the 00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:16.039 final grade we got? Okay, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You 00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:19.420 don't want to do biology? Oh, we could. If you 00:39:19.420 --> 00:39:21.679 want to. I don't know. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:25.000 yeah. For biology, I got... There's two papers. 00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:27.860 I got a six in one paper and a seven in the other 00:39:27.860 --> 00:39:29.739 paper. Great, yeah. Great, yeah. So do I not 00:39:29.739 --> 00:39:33.460 make them or just one of them? One of them. Seven, 00:39:33.539 --> 00:39:35.059 do the highest. Yeah, do the highest. Right, 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:43.199 you for bio. For biology, so in... But biology 00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:46.380 is the... He's a bio kid. Yeah, biology is known 00:39:46.380 --> 00:39:49.780 to be the easiest out of the sciences. So, yeah, 00:39:49.820 --> 00:39:52.960 biology is cool. You're such a science guy. It 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:54.739 really is. Do you remember me in first form? 00:39:54.820 --> 00:39:56.619 You were so bad. And then suddenly you just started. 00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:59.079 You must have been. You were. You were like 43 00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:03.579 % with me and everything. 30s and 20s, I remember. 00:40:03.599 --> 00:40:05.860 And now look at you go. I mean it in the lightest 00:40:05.860 --> 00:40:07.739 way I can. You are a nerd. I mean it nicely. 00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:16.519 No. No. No, I mean it like... That's so disgusting. 00:40:16.780 --> 00:40:18.960 Don't say that again. That sounds like a mum 00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:22.460 that's a really geeky lady. Don't care what the 00:40:22.460 --> 00:40:26.340 other kids say. You're an academic weapon. You're 00:40:26.340 --> 00:40:30.099 going to make it big in your life. Physics. Let's 00:40:30.099 --> 00:40:34.360 do physics. Physics was rough. The first paper 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:38.480 I found very hard. People said this. Did you 00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:40.559 not find it hard? I found the first paper really 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:47.869 hard. I got lower in paper one. one and a six 00:40:47.869 --> 00:40:50.070 in paper two, which for physics and me is very, 00:40:50.110 --> 00:40:52.409 I'm not a science. No, no, no, no, no. Take, 00:40:52.489 --> 00:40:54.550 take that. Yeah. Physics is, physics is hard. 00:40:54.829 --> 00:40:57.210 Yeah. Physics is really hard. Bet you got, well, 00:40:57.329 --> 00:40:59.630 you're good at science. I got a nine and a nine. 00:40:59.849 --> 00:41:03.150 Shut up. Yeah. Wait, how did you get a lower 00:41:03.150 --> 00:41:04.789 score in the first one than the second one? Because 00:41:04.789 --> 00:41:08.730 like marks wise. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, no, I 00:41:08.730 --> 00:41:11.050 don't know how to be honest, but I'll take that. 00:41:11.110 --> 00:41:13.750 Physics is, physics is hard. I'm so happy I didn't 00:41:13.750 --> 00:41:15.269 take that. What's a nine? You got the highest 00:41:15.269 --> 00:41:18.199 score. What do you mean? Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 00:41:19.300 --> 00:41:21.920 but if you take it for A -level, you're pooping 00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:23.119 your pants. There's apparently something like 00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:27.280 antimatter and photons. In my brother's year, 00:41:27.380 --> 00:41:29.719 a lot of his friends took physics A -level and 00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:31.860 they all came out crying. Even the teenage boys, 00:41:32.099 --> 00:41:34.199 the 18 -year -old boys came out crying of the 00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:39.780 physics A -level. What? That's crazy. That is 00:41:39.780 --> 00:41:44.079 crazy. Chemistry. Chemistry. the bane of my existence. 00:41:44.699 --> 00:41:47.000 My least favorite thing in the entire world is 00:41:47.000 --> 00:41:49.679 chemistry, but I didn't do too bad. Good. My 00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:51.760 teacher was really happy. Good. In paper one, 00:41:51.900 --> 00:41:54.780 I got a six. Yeah. And in paper two, I got a 00:41:54.780 --> 00:41:56.940 five, but I was only one mark off a six. Yeah. 00:41:56.940 --> 00:41:59.480 So, can't grumble. Are you not going to appeal? 00:42:00.900 --> 00:42:03.619 I don't care about science that much. Besides, 00:42:03.820 --> 00:42:05.780 it wouldn't have changed my final grade because 00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:08.119 of how it, like, you know what I mean. Yeah. 00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:10.639 So, what'd you get? Chemistry? I like chemistry. 00:42:11.139 --> 00:42:13.250 Chemistry's my favorite. So we already know what 00:42:13.250 --> 00:42:16.269 you've got. Yeah, 9 -9. Yeah, 9 -9. 9 -9, yeah. 00:42:16.349 --> 00:42:19.610 Very respectable. Yeah, and in chemistry paper 00:42:19.610 --> 00:42:23.789 two, I only got seven marks off. Shut up. Shut 00:42:23.789 --> 00:42:27.070 up. Paper two was so easy. Paper two was easy. 00:42:27.070 --> 00:42:31.050 I remember messaging you. Like, for me, that 00:42:31.050 --> 00:42:33.670 tells you that paper was easy because I'm so 00:42:33.670 --> 00:42:37.909 bad at chemistry. I can't show enough how bad 00:42:37.909 --> 00:42:39.820 at chemistry I am. I didn't... know what a molecule 00:42:39.820 --> 00:42:42.539 was until the week of the first chemistry exam. 00:42:42.860 --> 00:42:46.139 Wow. But that's a pretty respectable result for 00:42:46.139 --> 00:42:48.119 that. Yeah, no, definitely. So then, in total, 00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:51.619 I got 5 -6 in science, and that's all I needed. 00:42:51.619 --> 00:42:56.360 You have to... I bet you DJ Hips didn't get that. 00:42:56.559 --> 00:43:00.139 No. And, well, you got 9 -9. That's not really... 00:43:00.139 --> 00:43:03.420 Yeah, 9 -9. Which I was really happy with. Even 00:43:03.420 --> 00:43:06.320 when I got my results, I didn't actually... I 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:08.539 wasn't able to grab my result before my chemistry 00:43:08.539 --> 00:43:10.820 teacher came up to me and told me my result. 00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:13.420 Oh. So he spoiled it for me, but it was fine. 00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:15.719 That's fine. It was fine. Yeah. So that's that. 00:43:15.739 --> 00:43:17.960 I'm really happy. I love that. Well done. Thank 00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:20.960 you. Well done. Right. Where should we move? 00:43:21.139 --> 00:43:24.579 Should we do, let's do drama. Drama. Yeah. And 00:43:24.579 --> 00:43:37.690 I'll do business. Business, yeah. Business? Oh, 00:43:37.710 --> 00:43:39.929 my gosh. It's not like business. I don't like 00:43:39.929 --> 00:43:43.590 business. Last year, I wanted to take business 00:43:43.590 --> 00:43:47.670 A -level, history A -level, not sciences, not 00:43:47.670 --> 00:43:50.510 chemistry, biology. No, you told me like... Politics, 00:43:50.710 --> 00:43:53.670 history, and business. That was it. And I wanted 00:43:53.670 --> 00:43:55.650 to be a business entrepreneur and all that, make 00:43:55.650 --> 00:44:00.230 money. Last year for my mock, I got grade 6. 00:44:00.710 --> 00:44:03.309 I dropped off, so I got a 9, then I got a 6. 00:44:03.650 --> 00:44:05.710 I dropped off, and this time of the year, my 00:44:05.710 --> 00:44:07.739 business... exam was at the same time as my history 00:44:07.739 --> 00:44:10.980 exam for both of them and I was just like so 00:44:10.980 --> 00:44:15.420 I focus on history but out of the blue and this 00:44:15.420 --> 00:44:17.460 one shocked me the most I got a nine in business 00:44:17.460 --> 00:44:20.940 I know well done I know I know that that shocked 00:44:20.940 --> 00:44:22.900 me because you were talking to me like you were 00:44:22.900 --> 00:44:24.800 gonna you were saying to me like I'm gonna get 00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:26.619 a four in business you kept saying that yeah 00:44:26.619 --> 00:44:29.260 I didn't I was not living loving business in 00:44:29.260 --> 00:44:31.880 the end but out of the blue yeah I'll take that 00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:37.880 anyway yeah a drama I wanted a nine No, no, no. 00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:41.860 I got an eight. I'm not happy with an eight. 00:44:43.820 --> 00:44:46.639 It's probably going to get remarked. Because 00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:49.860 I'm only four marks off. My teacher is reviewing 00:44:49.860 --> 00:44:52.019 my paper this week. But I'm probably going to 00:44:52.019 --> 00:44:54.539 send it off because he's already said. Because 00:44:54.539 --> 00:44:57.699 for my coursework, I got a nine. So if I'm only 00:44:57.699 --> 00:45:00.219 four marks off, it will be quite easy to bump 00:45:00.219 --> 00:45:02.760 it up in drama. So hopefully I can update as 00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:05.179 of a few weeks time. Hopefully it will be a nine. 00:45:05.630 --> 00:45:08.110 But as of right now, it's an eight. But that 00:45:08.110 --> 00:45:10.989 exam board is known for downmarking people in 00:45:10.989 --> 00:45:14.550 drama. My whole class was one grade lower than 00:45:14.550 --> 00:45:17.690 predicted. Really? So a lot has been remarked. 00:45:17.849 --> 00:45:21.110 So I'm not too mad about it because I have a 00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:22.750 feeling it could go up, if you know what I mean. 00:45:22.889 --> 00:45:24.869 Yeah, you definitely deserve a nine in drama. 00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:30.090 Great drama. What do you do in drama? You've 00:45:30.090 --> 00:45:36.820 got to do like... have to come up with a 30 minute 00:45:36.820 --> 00:45:41.860 piece of drama from that. Like a play kind of 00:45:41.860 --> 00:45:44.219 thing, yeah. Like five of you, four of you in 00:45:44.219 --> 00:45:48.119 a group. And then you do one monologue which 00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:49.800 you have the script for and you just learn and 00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.000 perform. And then one duologue you have the script 00:45:52.000 --> 00:46:14.570 for. That would be horrible. That's what drama 00:46:14.570 --> 00:46:17.210 A -levels are like. Is it really? It's hard. 00:46:17.809 --> 00:46:20.309 It's hard. But A will be fine. I mean, I understand 00:46:20.309 --> 00:46:31.309 it, so it's fine. Let's do PRA. I'll do geography. 00:46:31.650 --> 00:46:35.849 I'm happy about this. It's been remarked. It 00:46:35.849 --> 00:46:39.170 was an A, but it's now a 9. Yay! There's only 00:46:39.170 --> 00:46:42.070 one mark off a nine. And my teacher looked at 00:46:42.070 --> 00:46:44.530 my paper and she was like, yeah, easy. They've 00:46:44.530 --> 00:46:46.030 undermarked you. They were like, yeah, she was 00:46:46.030 --> 00:46:48.510 like, easy. So I've got a nine. Great. Yeah. 00:46:48.650 --> 00:46:51.070 Can't be happier with that because it's such 00:46:51.070 --> 00:46:55.349 a time -pressured exam as well. Yeah. Good one. 00:46:55.389 --> 00:46:58.070 Please. Yeah, PRA is hard. There's a lot of hand 00:46:58.070 --> 00:47:09.400 cramps. So photography. And nine in paper, one. 00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:13.039 And then eight in paper, two. And then eight 00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:16.480 in coursework. So overall, eight. So I'll take 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:19.460 that. Geography, it's known for having tough 00:47:19.460 --> 00:47:22.860 grade boundaries. But it's known for being quite 00:47:22.860 --> 00:47:27.699 easy. But yeah, so yeah. Very good. Right. I 00:47:27.699 --> 00:47:33.539 want to lean towards maths. Yeah, let's do maths. 00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:38.480 Our journey. They made me do foundation maths. 00:47:39.420 --> 00:47:43.980 I didn't want to. You can only get five. That's 00:47:43.980 --> 00:47:45.780 the top grade you can get. I could have done 00:47:45.780 --> 00:47:49.199 higher. You know me, I'm quite pessimistic. I 00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:51.340 wouldn't say that if I could. I could have done 00:47:51.340 --> 00:47:53.900 higher. I think I could have got a six. But, 00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:57.440 no, I did foundation. You did higher. I did do 00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.900 higher. I got a five. Yay! And I only dropped 00:48:00.900 --> 00:48:05.760 14 marks across the two papers. So, can't complain 00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:08.190 with that. Should have done higher, but, you 00:48:08.190 --> 00:48:11.449 know. Oh, well. Well, a pass in maths. It's over. 00:48:11.730 --> 00:48:17.550 It's over. Maths is gone. Thank you. So, in maths, 00:48:17.630 --> 00:48:19.809 I am completely shocked. And I just want to thank 00:48:19.809 --> 00:48:23.150 my maths teacher this year, the GOAT. Not my 00:48:23.150 --> 00:48:27.570 tutor. My maths teacher. Oh, your tutor. I know 00:48:27.570 --> 00:48:30.230 who your tutor is, actually. I don't know who 00:48:30.230 --> 00:48:39.480 is your teacher. James. He's a goat. He's so 00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:44.059 good. So, in total, I got seven in maths. I'm 00:48:44.059 --> 00:48:46.199 really happy. After the journey of maths. After 00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:49.500 the journey. It never felt like it was possible. 00:48:49.960 --> 00:49:09.449 Ever since back in the... is a handshake of many 00:49:09.449 --> 00:49:12.510 years. I'm going to cry. Since year six when 00:49:12.510 --> 00:49:14.289 we sat together in March. That's when we probably 00:49:14.289 --> 00:49:17.210 became closest because of maths. Yeah. So, thank 00:49:17.210 --> 00:49:19.289 you. We might not have been here without maths. 00:49:19.349 --> 00:49:20.849 I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. I'm going 00:49:20.849 --> 00:49:25.030 to cry. Wow. Wow. Yeah, let's move to music. 00:49:25.409 --> 00:49:29.130 Music. Right. Do you ever hear music? No, I don't. 00:49:30.150 --> 00:49:33.849 Shame. What has happened here then? Because you 00:49:33.849 --> 00:49:37.400 were hinting at, you know, a catastrophic It's 00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:40.400 not catastrophic, but I'm gutted. I didn't get 00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:43.579 a four, but I'm gutted. Yeah, obviously I didn't 00:49:43.579 --> 00:49:46.539 get a four. I got a nine in my coursework. I 00:49:46.539 --> 00:49:48.500 only dropped two marks across the whole thing. 00:49:48.659 --> 00:49:50.440 Full marks in performance, two marks dropped 00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:52.739 in composition. What more can you want, really? 00:49:53.300 --> 00:49:55.599 No one gets full marks in composition. Two marks 00:49:55.599 --> 00:49:58.179 dropped is, everyone gets that. For the highest, 00:49:58.320 --> 00:50:05.269 so you know. The paper, I thought... say was 00:50:05.269 --> 00:50:06.949 good. I thought I answered the questions correctly. 00:50:07.309 --> 00:50:11.289 I knew the cadences. I knew the keys. I was locked 00:50:11.289 --> 00:50:14.610 in. Got the paper back and it says I got a seven. 00:50:15.150 --> 00:50:18.250 Well, that's not bad. I know, but I was predicted 00:50:18.250 --> 00:50:21.250 a nine for the whole two years. I've been getting 00:50:21.250 --> 00:50:23.630 nines in every single paper I've been doing. 00:50:23.730 --> 00:50:25.570 I've got a nine in the mock. I've got a nine 00:50:25.570 --> 00:50:28.269 in every single paper. My teacher looked at my 00:50:28.269 --> 00:50:30.690 paper and he was like, this is ridiculous. They've 00:50:30.690 --> 00:50:32.489 undermarked you by far. There's so many things 00:50:32.489 --> 00:50:34.809 I would give marks for. We sent it back, still 00:50:34.809 --> 00:50:37.130 a seven. And I was only one mark off an eight 00:50:37.130 --> 00:50:38.750 and they haven't even bumped me up one mark. 00:50:40.869 --> 00:50:43.949 So I'm, yeah. That's it. I know a seven isn't 00:50:43.949 --> 00:50:46.349 bad. No, it's not bad at all. In something that 00:50:46.349 --> 00:50:48.449 I was predicted a nine, it is gutting. That is 00:50:48.449 --> 00:50:50.590 gutting. Oh, I'm really sorry. Because you're 00:50:50.590 --> 00:50:53.869 very damn good at music. And that. They've switched 00:50:53.869 --> 00:50:56.949 the exam board now because there's a guy in my 00:50:56.949 --> 00:51:00.000 music class who is like insane. I've never met 00:51:00.000 --> 00:51:02.059 someone so musical in my entire life. And he 00:51:02.059 --> 00:51:05.000 got a seven as well. Really? The whole of my 00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:09.960 class was down two grades. That's terrible. Maybe 00:51:09.960 --> 00:51:12.239 it was the teaching. I don't know. Our teacher's 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:15.659 not great. But the thing is, we're all not stupid 00:51:15.659 --> 00:51:18.739 people. No. So we did the revision. Anyway, gutting, 00:51:18.739 --> 00:51:21.019 but it is what it is. I'm really sorry about 00:51:21.019 --> 00:51:24.119 that. It's all right. I don't know if I've already 00:51:24.119 --> 00:51:27.079 told you this. I got this back ages ago before 00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:31.019 the result thing. I got a six in art, which I'm 00:51:31.019 --> 00:51:33.440 taking anyway. Yeah, you didn't vibe well in 00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:37.300 the end, did you? Art was a horrible, horrible 00:51:37.300 --> 00:51:40.159 subject. So much work to do, and it messed with 00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:42.320 all your other revision. You had to spend so 00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:45.119 much time into doing this book, cutting and painting. 00:51:46.179 --> 00:51:47.719 Especially when you're not very good at it, and 00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:49.119 then your teacher comes on and goes, uh -oh, 00:51:49.139 --> 00:51:52.599 wow, this is shit, in so many words. That's really 00:51:52.599 --> 00:52:01.510 encouraging. Our old tutor, that one. Oh. I remember 00:52:01.510 --> 00:52:03.369 she told you off for sleeping in tutor once. 00:52:03.630 --> 00:52:06.469 What? And you were like, I was awake till 4 a 00:52:06.469 --> 00:52:08.570 .m. And she was like, why were you awake till 00:52:08.570 --> 00:52:11.670 4 a .m.? And you were like, just watching Fortnite. 00:52:36.300 --> 00:52:40.559 I know Will used to sleep in lessons. He used 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:42.599 to sleep in learning support with me. He used 00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:50.300 to be fast asleep. For people who are a bit slow 00:52:50.300 --> 00:52:57.659 in their heads. It's a separate lesson, but you're 00:52:57.659 --> 00:52:59.800 helping them. They teach you how to write and 00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:19.889 read. This is the last one, isn't it? History. 00:53:20.730 --> 00:53:23.690 Yeah. Now, as we know, my history mark went awful. 00:53:24.070 --> 00:53:28.710 Yeah. What did you get? Four. Four to five? I 00:53:28.710 --> 00:53:30.409 didn't know it was four. It was four in one paper, 00:53:30.409 --> 00:53:33.530 five in the other. But I count out four, because 00:53:33.530 --> 00:53:35.070 I shouldn't have got a five in that one paper. 00:53:35.090 --> 00:53:39.989 That was pure luck. Yeah. History, that's been 00:53:39.989 --> 00:53:43.030 worse than chemistry. What? So many tears over 00:53:43.030 --> 00:53:44.849 history. I used to be so good at it, but the 00:53:44.849 --> 00:53:49.210 GCSE took it out of me. It was so hard. I used 00:53:49.210 --> 00:53:52.750 to be the opposite. It was so hard. We did some 00:53:52.750 --> 00:53:56.510 of the same stuff, but then I had to do the stupid... 00:53:56.510 --> 00:54:01.070 I had to do the stupid... It's a serious issue, 00:54:01.110 --> 00:54:02.989 but it should not be taught because people... 00:54:02.989 --> 00:54:05.329 It's still not solved. The Middle East crisis 00:54:05.329 --> 00:54:07.530 that's going on right now is still to this day. 00:54:07.570 --> 00:54:09.969 What? They make GCSE students struggle, and they're 00:54:09.969 --> 00:54:12.650 writing about all the different conflicts, and 00:54:12.650 --> 00:54:14.849 that was the hardest thing I've ever done in 00:54:14.849 --> 00:54:17.010 my life. Yeah. Because you have to be so unbiased 00:54:17.010 --> 00:54:19.809 as well. Really? Because it's going on now. So 00:54:19.809 --> 00:54:23.849 you have to be careful. I did Britain instead 00:54:23.849 --> 00:54:28.409 from like... Just after the war. It's way better. 00:54:28.570 --> 00:54:30.690 Why don't we do that? Have we done Napoleon? 00:54:31.590 --> 00:54:36.170 No. Napoleon. But it was not... Britain was boring 00:54:36.170 --> 00:54:38.150 because you have so many acts, like acts of... 00:54:38.150 --> 00:54:42.989 The act of the rhythm. The Beaumont Society. 00:54:43.929 --> 00:54:46.849 Helped protect trans rights. I always remember 00:54:46.849 --> 00:54:52.070 that. Quite recently. 1960. Yeah, it was quite 00:54:52.070 --> 00:54:56.570 recent, but Jemima's was more recent. So, yeah, 00:54:56.590 --> 00:55:00.150 but we did USA. Yeah, we did. Cold War. USSR. 00:55:00.429 --> 00:55:03.730 Russia. USSR, yeah. I quite liked Russia. That 00:55:03.730 --> 00:55:06.150 was my favourite bit. Yeah, definitely. Okay. 00:55:06.570 --> 00:55:10.489 You go first. Because you usually do well in 00:55:10.489 --> 00:55:12.920 history. Yeah, I mean. Not back in the day. You 00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:14.659 remember first form with the biscuit? You were 00:55:14.659 --> 00:55:17.960 worse than me. Yes, much, much worse. And then 00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:20.579 second form, I did okay, and then I picked it 00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:24.519 up slightly. Paper one went terrible because 00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:29.780 I missed out a question. Which question? Coalitions. 00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:33.019 Oh, it was an eight marker. It was really hard. 00:55:33.059 --> 00:55:35.599 I wrote a load of crap. Absolute crap. It was 00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:40.460 really hard. Yeah, it was rich. And then, but 00:55:40.460 --> 00:55:42.000 the rest of the paper, I think, went quite well. 00:55:43.579 --> 00:55:47.519 Yeah. And then Paper 2 went really well. Yeah. 00:55:49.139 --> 00:55:51.940 Everyone hated Paper 2, but I loved it. I thought 00:55:51.940 --> 00:55:53.539 it was really good. My whole school hated Paper 00:55:53.539 --> 00:55:56.440 2, but I loved it. You were saying it was a bit 00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:59.719 weird. It whipped out about women. Yes. I didn't 00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:01.659 really focus my revision on women. I was lucky 00:56:01.659 --> 00:56:04.699 I crammed it the night before. Oh, my gosh. I 00:56:04.699 --> 00:56:07.079 was lucky with that. Yeah. But overall, I got 00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:12.860 a 9, so I will take that. 13 marks and considering 00:56:12.860 --> 00:56:16.300 i missed that question the eight mark so i'll 00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:23.300 take that definitely yes it's a bit of a shock 00:56:23.300 --> 00:56:27.920 i got an eight really i got an eight that was 00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:30.400 all thanks to my brother's tuition my brother 00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:33.500 is a history guy he did history a level he could 00:56:33.500 --> 00:56:48.530 have done it at uni So, yeah, he coached me through 00:56:48.530 --> 00:56:51.170 and I got an A, which I'm exhilarated with because 00:56:51.170 --> 00:56:53.670 it could have gone so wrong. It really could 00:56:53.670 --> 00:56:55.829 have. I could have failed. There was a point 00:56:55.829 --> 00:56:57.789 where it really looked like I could fail. That's 00:56:57.789 --> 00:57:00.570 true. We pulled through. Wow, I'm really pleased. 00:57:00.650 --> 00:57:02.789 We've done really well. We've done great. We've 00:57:02.789 --> 00:57:04.469 done really well compared to a lot of people 00:57:04.469 --> 00:57:06.889 who I've been hearing their results and I'm like... 00:57:06.889 --> 00:57:20.409 Did you revise or what, mate? Someone... got 00:57:20.409 --> 00:57:22.429 a 4 in Classics, which he was going to take for 00:57:22.429 --> 00:57:24.610 A -Level, so he couldn't take it for A -Level, 00:57:24.690 --> 00:57:27.449 and then he didn't get a high enough mark for 00:57:27.449 --> 00:57:29.230 Maths, so he couldn't take that for A -Level, 00:57:29.250 --> 00:57:31.349 so he didn't come to the school in the end. Oh, 00:57:31.409 --> 00:57:36.730 he's left! Oh, that's really sad. So, tough, 00:57:36.889 --> 00:57:39.469 tough for him. Tough crowd. Yeah, but I think 00:57:39.469 --> 00:57:40.849 we've done great. We've done really well. Let's 00:57:40.849 --> 00:57:44.969 handshake it for the third time. Okay, right, 00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:48.849 well, these are scores. Yep. I think if you have 00:57:48.849 --> 00:57:50.369 a look at it, you'll see you've got the higher. 00:57:52.389 --> 00:57:54.210 But then again, you did do really well, Jemima. 00:57:55.429 --> 00:57:59.050 Oh, okay. SP, does that mean science, physics? 00:57:59.449 --> 00:58:03.630 Yeah. Sorry, I put S down first. That's okay. 00:58:03.750 --> 00:58:05.670 Right, okay. I look at here. So if you look at 00:58:05.670 --> 00:58:08.349 English language, 6 -6. So we're equal. We're 00:58:08.349 --> 00:58:11.869 1 -1 at the moment. Then English fit, 7 -7. It's 00:58:11.869 --> 00:58:15.710 2 -2. Then we get to physics, 6 -9. I'd taken 00:58:15.710 --> 00:58:19.409 it 3 -2. And then biology, 9. So 4 -2. And then 00:58:19.409 --> 00:58:25.429 chemistry, 5 -2. But now we... Drama. Drama. 00:58:25.730 --> 00:58:29.730 Drama. Drama and biology. Drama, maybe. Remark, 00:58:29.789 --> 00:58:32.070 right? Yeah. Hopefully a 9. Hopefully. But we 00:58:32.070 --> 00:58:34.050 don't know. And then I had business. That was 00:58:34.050 --> 00:58:38.710 it. And that was a 9. So it's like 6 -6 -2 at 00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:42.670 the moment. But then, PRE, 9. Pulling through. 00:58:42.929 --> 00:58:55.670 Lovely. Maths, five. Maths, seven. So, seven. 00:58:56.489 --> 00:59:01.030 Seven, three. And then music, seven. Art, six. 00:59:01.510 --> 00:59:05.030 That's... Seven, four. Seven, four. And then 00:59:05.030 --> 00:59:07.610 history, eight. And history, nine. But I think 00:59:07.610 --> 00:59:09.949 that history, eight, is more like history, nine, 00:59:09.969 --> 00:59:11.929 from where you came from. So, I'd say that's 00:59:11.929 --> 00:59:13.730 another... I'd say that's a draw. So, eight. 00:59:14.190 --> 00:59:16.489 But overall, we've done great. We've both done 00:59:16.489 --> 00:59:19.190 really well. It's just the sciences that boost 00:59:19.190 --> 00:59:22.090 up the score. It is like... I'm not a science 00:59:22.090 --> 00:59:24.289 gal. I've never been a science gal. No, if you 00:59:24.289 --> 00:59:26.110 look at the scores, they're pretty much equal, 00:59:26.230 --> 00:59:30.489 except the sciences. Like, PRE, better. Maths, 00:59:30.489 --> 00:59:33.550 except maths. But music, in history, equal, pretty 00:59:33.550 --> 00:59:35.969 much. But the math wasn't your fault, though, 00:59:36.030 --> 00:59:38.130 because you weren't allowed to... Maths, I couldn't 00:59:38.130 --> 00:59:40.150 get any higher than a five, yeah. Yeah, exactly. 00:59:40.210 --> 00:59:41.909 So, Jemima did the best she could. So, technically, 00:59:42.469 --> 00:59:45.269 what score was your maths, Jemima? Seven. Technically, 00:59:45.309 --> 00:59:47.260 Jemima got higher than your maths. Because she 00:59:47.260 --> 00:59:49.619 got the highest mark she could. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 00:59:49.619 --> 00:59:51.159 yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. It is an easier 00:59:51.159 --> 00:59:55.880 paper. Yeah. Oh, well. We've done well. We've 00:59:55.880 --> 00:59:58.599 done great. We've done really well. GCSEs, the 00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:01.860 torment is over. They're done. Now on to A -levels. 01:00:01.940 --> 01:00:04.519 Harder? Yeah, yeah, definitely. You guys make 01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:08.239 it seem so, like, terrifying and so traumatising. 01:00:08.539 --> 01:00:10.219 It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. If you 01:00:10.219 --> 01:00:12.320 don't work hard, then you don't go through it 01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:15.619 as much. But if you care, we cared. Yeah. We 01:00:15.619 --> 01:00:17.800 wanted to do well. Then it is a lot. It's a lot. 01:00:19.980 --> 01:00:25.420 That's crazy. Yeah. That's mad. I didn't want 01:00:25.420 --> 01:00:28.019 to help you anyway. Text up. Sorry, I'm joking. 01:00:28.079 --> 01:00:29.420 That was a joke. That was a joke. That was a 01:00:29.420 --> 01:00:33.059 joke. Of course I would help you with your sciences 01:00:33.059 --> 01:00:36.780 and everything else. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I wasn't 01:00:36.780 --> 01:00:40.800 great at English. Anyway, I think that's a great 01:00:40.800 --> 01:00:43.320 way to end. That's a great wrap. Yeah, thank 01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:44.800 you guys for listening. I hope you enjoyed our 01:00:44.800 --> 01:00:48.579 GCSE results. That's it. Thank you. We'll see 01:00:48.579 --> 01:00:52.039 you guys in episode four. We've got a lot coming 01:00:52.039 --> 01:00:54.039 up in that episode. Remember to check out the 01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:55.320 Halloween episode that's going to come at the 01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:59.260 end of October. October. Don't remember.