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Hello and welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, episode 4.
Season 4, episode 4, the end. The end. Hello up there. Hello. That is YouTube. YouTube. If you get on YouTube. Yeah. I'm sure we will. Hello.
No, do you like that? It's like a camera, a roof footage. Yeah. Hidden camera. Yeah, security camera footage. Yeah, quite nice. Anyway, here we are. Yeah. This is it. Crazy.
And by the way people, if you've taken notice to our first setup in the
Halloween thing, we've always recorded not looking each other. Like against where you
guys are. Yeah, there's a pink wall right there with the shelves. You're on top of
the shelves. Yeah. We're in a different... we can see each other now. Because we could never see each other and it was really awkward. We were like, so yeah, we can see each other.
And now we can. This is it. This is the last episode of the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast. The last podcast episode we are going to record.
For this podcast. For this podcast. Ever. Ever. So, well, we need to address some things. We do. Okay.
Right. Don't cry yet. I'll cry later. Don't cry yet. Okay, why we're leaving? Let's hop into that. Here you go. Okay, right. This is gonna get quite deep.
Okay. We started the podcast, what, nearly two years ago now. December 20... 28. So, not nearly. Like one and a bit years ago. Yeah.
And although that doesn't sound like... 2022. 2022, exactly. So now we're in 24 now. So, you know, now it doesn't sound like that long ago. But actually, mentally, we've aged a lot.
A lot, a lot. A lot of change since then. A lot of change. We've now grown up. Grown up. Yeah. Don't go to school together anymore. No.
You know, it's all changed. It's all changed. And really the reason we're ending this is for two reasons. Number one, we're going into GCSE next year. You know, exams. We've got to be focused.
Right. Recording takes... It takes a day. Well, it doesn't take a day, but you know what I mean? It's a whole day. It's a whole day of doing this because we have to set up.
We have to do it, which actually takes... Us recording takes a lot longer than the actual episode. Yeah, some chunks. Yeah. We've got to plan it and stuff. We've got to check things through and all that.
It feels really weird after that. And then... And so that takes a while. Yeah. And the other reason is we grew up. We've kind of outgrown the podcast. We love it to pieces and we always will, but you know, it started a long time ago with an idea that was born, a Fortnite podcast. Yeah.
Meet you, Dylan. Yeah. And we never thought it would come to this. No, we actually did it, which is the crazy thing. We actually... Not a Fortnite podcast, but we actually did a podcast. Which is crazy. The confidence to do that. I know.
Quite cool. Yeah. Something to remember. What's your side of why we're leaving it? Well, same reasons. Anything more? Just... Yeah, I don't want to drag things on for too long. I don't want to do an unnecessary rest of the season. Yes. When it could just be... There's no point. We're not enjoying it if it's going to go on that long. We want to finish it on a good note.
Yeah. And we're happy with the podcast. We're happy with how it's ended. Yeah. And we wanted to make this last episode as good as it possibly could. So we went back to Cafe Nero, everyone. Oh, we went back to Cafe Nero. If you remember in the season two, episode 14, we went to Cafe Nero.
Season two, episode 15, we came back with the studio ideas, people. And we talked about it. We did a table. We don't have a table. I mean, we have that little table here. You can't see that. And that's just got some stuff on it. It's got Gertrude on, which we introduced last episode. The dog pissed on it. But weed on it.
Yeah. I put some aftershave on it. She's lost all her colours and things because it's out of season, of course. And because you put aftershave on a plant. I don't know about that. But we've also got a fake one here and we've got then another lavender cactus kind of thing. Her name is Lavender.
Lavender. What's that one called? Placement fake plant. Placement fake plant. PF. PF! PF still that. Where's the crow? Oh, hang on. Oh, oh. Sorry. DJ. PF. Look at him.
Oh, she's a bit cold, Webby. They sat in the corner for you. Ooh. Yeah. So these have been the Teddys who have sat with us the whole time. These have been our pals. Yeah.
And Pia's been sat in the corner, really. And so has this fellow as well. But, you know, they share the memories of some of the best episodes we've ever recorded. Yeah. Halloween over there. Halloween. And Christmas. Christmas. Probably my two favourite episodes ever. Yeah, I agree. Right. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Yeah, it's a bit messy down there. Some chocolate fingers. Empty box. Yeah, I ate most of it. Evie and I, we share that. Jemima had three. Three? I've still got one here that you told me to reserve.
So, yeah, I think we've just grown up and it's time to move on, people. And I'm sure you do. You all agree as well. You've had enough of us quittering on. So enjoy your years coming up, especially if you're the same age as us and you're our friends or close, close, I don't know, close the age.
Like, just people that we know personally that listen to us. Good luck. And every listener, good luck. Yeah. Life is a horrible thing, but enjoy the good moments because, you know, you have to go for the good, you have to go for the bad moments.
Go for the good moments. Remember that. That was inspirational. Yeah, I know. Thank you. I think that is why we left it off. That's why.
Right. Okay, everyone, we are now going to get into the highlights of the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast. Let me just go for a few basic rules first. Rules? So the highlights are from every season and every moment of Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast. Yeah. Everything.
Understood. Understood. Understood. Understood. Right. Okay. Do you want to go first? Okay. Right. I'm not going to go in like order or anything. I'm just going to kind of skip around my notes. Okay. Just so everyone's in. He just got out his chewing gum. Showed it to me. I'm stuck on the top of his water bottle. It's there for later. That's grim. Okay. I'm not going to go in order. I'm just going to skip around my notes. See what I'm feeling.
Careful. They can spy on you there. Oh, no peeking. Okay. Where should I start? I'm going to start with something we briefly mentioned earlier. Halloween. Okay. Okay. I'm going to give a bit of a round off. This one is the whole episode is my highlight. It was the first episode we were in the studio. We were pumped. We were like, we were so excited. We were really excited. This was it. We actually had to go.
We've done it. We've done it. We were we were so excited. I love that. And we even premiered it on YouTube to everyone. Yeah. Everyone can see us in the moment. And we decorated. Yeah. I brought in Christmas Halloween decorations from random skulls and crossbones.
We have a massive spider. Oh, yeah. I just found in my garage about 20 minutes before coming. I was raided it and found everything I could. And it was very nice. I just really loved it. I have it written down. That episode was everything. The pod was meant to me. It was fun. It was happy. It was hilarious. I painted your face. You painted my face. Who doesn't want to watch that? Yeah. You look great. It was great. And it was just such a positive experience.
And it was just such a positive vibe. Yeah. So I don't know. Whenever I think that I just can't help but smile about that episode. There wasn't a dull moment in that. Not at all. That's when I do. I watched that one back on YouTube because I love to see us smiling and so happy. I just love that one.
All right. Well, I'll go for another good episode. Same season. Christmas special. So good. What a banging episode this was. This was again, this was everything that is what everything what everything that suit is about. Yeah. You know, I mean, this is funny. Teens having fun. Life is fun. You know, yeah, fun. And we even had some.
We had a quiz that quiz. Now that was one of the best because we've ever done. Yeah, because we've done a lot of awful quizzes, but that one that one was good. Yeah. That was funny. Just I just about won it. Yeah. But at one point or something. Yeah.
We also guessed the reindeer. Yeah, that was that was hard. I said some weird ones like pricks in. I opened up my Christmas advent calendar. Little snowman. Yeah. Came up to the camera. So that and we tried to do it on YouTube, but we actually couldn't get it out.
No, we have it. We haven't. It won't upload. It looks really nice. Nice life and we have a P.F. P.F. Yeah. It's Hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Christmas special. Another good episode. Yeah.
well that's all I had done, but it's crazy this I am loving this.
I'm going to get to that later. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to hop into one.
The singing contest.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Hilarious.
Amazing.
I must admit, like, it's not our most listened to episode.
It's very underrated, actually.
So underrated.
If you've not listened to it.
Do it, it's hilarious.
Yes, if you're going to never listen to an episode again
other than one, go to the singing contest.
It's hilarious.
It's great.
And I am trying to, you can, me and Will have listened
to this back, actually, together,
and you can hear me trying to be so nice
when some of, some was so awful, some little bits,
and I'm like.
Me, I can take that.
I was not a great singer.
But you tried your best, and it was just so funny.
And it was never meant to be best of the best singers.
Exactly.
The whole point was, it was comedy.
Comedy, terrible singers, having a go, having a crack,
and being a butterfly, spraying the wings.
And you and I just clearly drew,
and never did a rematch.
Yeah, we never did a rematch.
We will do that.
We will do it.
It shouldn't have been.
He was a much better singer than me.
Now listen back to it.
I was probably a bit biased.
Biased.
Understood, right.
My next one is Mike Mann Dylan, right.
Oh yeah.
You have to put him in.
No matter what, Dylan was the man
we wanted to start it with.
He was, he was made to be S3.
And then obviously things got in the way,
piano lessons was a pain in the ass.
Yeah.
I don't think he does it anymore.
I just not.
Get him back on.
Yeah, get him in.
He was actually supposed to be on this,
but he couldn't come.
It would have been great to have him,
but he's on holiday in a way.
Yeah, but Mike Mann did an epic.
Epic, you know.
He, season one he was great.
With Darcy, they had some good chemistry.
We all did.
He didn't come back for season two,
but season three he did come back for a little checkup.
Yeah.
Are relationships supposed to happen in school?
And that was certainly interesting given the circumstances.
Exactly.
Just had the breakup.
Yeah.
I hope they're all doing very good both of you.
I'm still in contact with both,
and both of them have moved past,
wish each other well.
So we're all, just so you know,
there's no beef, they're all good.
I mean, they're not the best of friends, but.
No, no, but no.
Civil.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
What have I written here?
Okay, this one I don't think you'll expect me to put in.
I'm not putting it in for the episode.
I'll explain why.
Series two, episode one.
I put that in, yeah.
Did you?
The actual episode, I don't like.
No.
It's quite bad.
Yeah, that's what I didn't, yeah, yeah.
But the reason I put it in
is not because of when we recorded it,
it's because the night before, right,
we were sat, like you might not remember this,
but we were sat, I think we were on call actually,
which is very unlike us, we were sat on call.
Yeah.
And we were just talking things through.
We hadn't talked about the suit in a while.
It was a bit of a taboo topic.
Yeah.
Because we'd not recorded in about four months.
Yeah.
We don't really know how it stopped, it just did.
Kind of just went into a halt.
And you just randomly said, you said it to me,
we should do suit again.
That is one of the happiest memories of my life.
It really is.
I was like, I was like, yes.
Oh, shoot.
And you were like, let's do suit again.
And that's the reason I've got that down as a highlight,
because that episode, I was so excited, we were back.
We were back.
We were back?
I don't know what it, what was it called?
We are back.
I think it was, we are back.
We are back.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
It was a shit episode.
It was awful.
I don't like the episode.
I don't listen to it.
No, me neither.
But the memories of like pre-recording
when we were sat on Zoom talking about
what we were gonna do, like just, yes.
Yeah, I put down, we stopped four months.
We stopped for four months.
Wow.
And that, what you said, is adds that extra bit of,
it was special.
It was special.
This podcast is special.
It's not just a little,
it's not one of those podcasts you just see.
No, it's not one of the big celebrities
just wanting more money.
We didn't do this for the money.
No.
Not at all.
We did this for the last.
We did this to have some fun,
away from the reality of the world, you know?
Yeah.
Season, episode, no, season one, episode four.
You're gonna have to remind me of the title.
Our new manager.
Yes, I'm with it.
Janika was our manager.
This went horribly wrong.
Yeah.
She didn't do anything.
I don't think, she did the posts.
She did some Instagram posts.
Social media manager in the end.
Yeah.
She was supposed to be presenter, manager of everything.
Yeah.
Didn't work out.
We had to do this on our own back again, I think.
It's in the next episode.
Yeah.
It all collapsed.
So why have you got that in highlights then?
Because I feel like we should mention it.
You know, we tried to get some,
we tried to seem quite big.
Like, you've got manager, look at us, you know?
Yeah.
Why not?
We're not big.
We're not big, we're just little.
You know, we're little.
We've done this on our own.
You know, we've been resilient.
Yes.
With every podcast,
I remember sending you this stuff.
Yeah, most podcasts are, what, three and five?
One and five or something?
Quit after the 10th episode.
Yeah, you did send me that, didn't you?
Yeah.
But, no.
We didn't.
10th episode was just before Love is Confusing, Jeremy.
Yes.
Which is a listener story.
Go check that one out by the way.
Yeah.
Yeah, just before that.
Just before that.
That's what I meant.
We didn't quit.
Resilience.
Oh, great.
Okay.
You probably know this is gonna be in there.
It's definitely probably not gonna be one of your highlights,
but mine.
Boat.
Girl.
I didn't put that down for a reason.
You just knew I was gonna say it.
I did, yeah.
I was invested.
So were the listeners.
Everyone was. I've been told.
I've been told.
Well, the thing is, is, you know,
usually we're quite open with each other.
We just say things outright.
We tell each other stuff, but you weren't.
And I liked that.
It was, you know, it was like,
giving little hints every week.
I was like, oh, try to piece together the puzzle.
Yeah.
I felt like a bit of a detective.
And then, and I also have written here.
Where is it?
That, the review, season two,
you revealed all about Boat Girl.
Oh yeah.
And the problems you had.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Do you really wanna mention this?
I want to mention this.
I just, I don't know.
Boat Girl, hello, if you're listening.
You're probably not.
You probably don't.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I can't even remember her actual name.
I just remember she's Boat Girl.
I want to say Olivia, but I don't know.
Yeah, no, yeah, that rings a bell.
That rings a bell.
It's just the general, it was good.
That was just a, it was a nice little add in.
You know, we could have scrapped the week, put in that,
but you know, kept the week.
I'm not a fan of the week.
Sorry.
If you didn't like the week, blame me.
Yeah, I always said we should get rid of it.
Anyway, Boat Girl, she's just, she's up there.
She was good, she was good.
I was always, I didn't want to say it, but you know,
why not just express, because people were interested.
We went to, what?
It starts with a W.
Seaside town.
A W.
Western Superma.
With me, with me.
I want to say W.
Seaside towns.
Yeah, we went there.
The boat trip was all prepared, planned out,
and then it went wrong due to the age difference.
Still go check out the episode, review of season two, yeah?
Yeah, review of season two.
Check that out.
If you want to go through the whole story,
remember to go check out the rest of season two.
Yeah.
Didn't propose to Darcy.
I'd forgotten about that.
Yes!
What an episode, baby!
This is a fan favorite from people I asked.
Yeah.
What's some of your favorite moments?
Alex Cooley singing, and this.
Yeah.
Yeah, banging, absolutely cracking.
Dylan proposed to Darcy.
It was just great, it was just a moment.
Yeah, exactly.
And Darcy's reaction makes it even better.
Oh, she took it so seriously.
Yeah, she was like, I think we're a bit too young for now.
Is that what she said?
It was something like that.
We're not at that stage yet.
Not at the, yeah, it was.
And I remember that, me and you, we were writing,
we were texting each other as they were doing this.
We were cracking up.
Cracking up.
We couldn't, we couldn't hold it in.
That is amazing.
If you listen back, you can hear muffled giggling.
That's us.
What a banging episode, what a banging moment.
That is probably one of the highlights,
the biggest highlights, because it's just so,
do you see that on podcast?
Someone proposing to someone?
No.
You don't?
No.
That was funny.
That's so funny.
This one, I've not got written down.
Just this conversation has sparked a memory in me.
I'm gonna say.
I don't know what episode, because I didn't look,
but actually, I think it was one of the first.
It was me, you, Darcy, Dylan, us four.
We did a quiz.
Okay.
We sat on Zoom and we, me and you had just,
we'd been playing around beforehand.
We discovered there's a Zoom chat
and you can text people in the Zoom chat.
Oh yeah.
We were messaging the whole episode
and it came to this quiz and you messaged,
I want to win this, you or me, let's cheat.
And the whole quiz, one of us would Google it
and type it in the chat
and we were telling each other the answers, cheating.
It's in one of the first ones.
And then I think it was joint first.
And they were like, oh, that's so funny.
You got the same ones right or wrong.
And we were like, just so alike.
Because we just cheated our way.
Oh fun.
They never, they don't know that.
If you're listening Darcy and Dylan, yep, sorry, we cheated.
I don't think, I don't think, no, that episode didn't go out.
Did it not?
No, we did Darcy and Dylan episode, season two episode,
season one, episode two.
Then we did another one, which was a quiz episode.
Didn't post that.
Well, that was, you've never heard of them, but.
It's on there, it's on the computer.
It's on there.
But no, no one's ever heard that.
Yeah, well we cheated.
Not very moral of us though.
The murder upstairs.
I forgot about that story.
Bingo, yeah.
Season one, episode seven with Josh Wood.
Someone was killed upstairs and someone was accused.
It was the, yeah, the guy,
the guy that was sent in the listen story, he was.
He was accused. Yeah.
Yeah, so someone upstairs was killed.
He was accused and he went to, well, prison,
just for a bit, I would have thought.
And he had to use his money to bail him out or something.
Yeah, and he hadn't even done it.
I mean, that's what he tells us.
I don't know who to trust either, though.
So I thought I'd just point that out,
because that is another banging listener story.
Yeah.
I don't think I have any others.
Oh, hang on, before I move on, Jake.
I have that written down.
I'll leave that for you, I'll leave that for you.
You can tell them about that.
Jake.
So he's, he was a troubled man.
Oh, yeah, he was.
It was near, it was, it was a Christmas.
It wasn't Christmas special, but you just threw it in.
No, but it was a Christmas story.
It was a Christmas story,
but we did it in like October or something.
Yeah.
So basically, he, he'd had an argument with his wife.
I can't, it was a long time ago, I can't quite remember.
But, and he said, oh gosh, I'm trying to remember.
There was three things.
Three things he would rather do than go help.
Go help the washing up or something.
Yeah.
Sit down and watch Pointless, the special.
Smoke by the bins.
What was the third?
Oh my gosh, come on.
What do you think?
Not drink alcohol, no, no.
Might have been, it's not coming to me.
No, I don't know.
I don't know, but it was just hilarious.
It was funny.
It was one of the best listener stories.
It's my all time favorite.
Yes, we read it out on an episode
that we couldn't get posted.
You probably don't, we read it out, just me and you.
Read it to each other.
And we had to redo it.
We had to redo it.
And we kept postponing the, reading the listener story
until we were done in the Darcy.
We read it out to them.
Yeah, yes, because we, because we knew what happened.
Because we'd read it, but the episode couldn't come out.
We had a lot of episodes not coming out,
but we had a lot of problems back in the day.
A lot.
That's not a highlight.
Let's talk about that.
Just adding on for that, another listener story.
This is a classic.
I don't know what it's called,
but it's the one that Dylan shouts at this lady
for losing her kids.
Ah, yes.
I can't remember the name.
I can't remember anything else about it.
Cause it was probably the first, second, it was very early.
But all I remember is Dylan had to go with this poor mother
for losing her kid and he ripped her to shreds.
That's Dylan, isn't it, for you?
He would just be honest with you.
He would just say it how it is.
Say it how it is.
You need people like that, don't you?
Yeah.
Another listener story that comes to my head,
the first ever one,
which we set out in episode three of season one.
I know.
Episode is now taken down
due to knife references from Jemima's little story.
There was a man, oh, I don't think I have to say it.
I know what you're on about now.
I know what you're on about.
Spotify, that was just,
that was just, you know, we were just talking about knives,
cutting meat with knife.
Yeah, yeah.
Rump steak.
Yeah, moving on.
Then a girl fell into some poo.
Yes, I'm remembering this.
This guy walking by,
saw it happen and he had a go at the mum for not helping.
She just, she helped, but she told him to help.
And he's like, oh, I don't want to help.
And she had a go at him.
And she's like, it's not like a little bit poo.
It was like a whole horse patch.
Big patch.
And he was a big, she was a large woman, I remember.
Yeah.
Describing her as, I can see it.
Yeah.
Poor lady.
Poor lady, poor lady.
I've said the singing contest, haven't I?
We also had an episode of advice on how to create a podcast.
I would not put that in my highlights.
I know.
I put it in for a reason.
Okay.
This obviously is terrible advice.
We had been doing a podcast for only a few months,
let's be honest.
We didn't know what we were doing.
We don't.
We're experienced podcasters now.
We're comedians.
Comedians.
And this is a bit ironic, really,
how advice on how to create a podcast,
because I mean, that's all I'm gonna say.
Because, yeah, I'm just trying to hint at it.
Yes.
Yeah, but, yeah.
Just get your eyes peeled.
And listen to the end of the episode.
Listen to the end of the episode.
And you know what?
I might go listen to that episode tonight, you know?
Yeah.
Wanna know how to.
Oh yeah.
Start it out.
Right.
I'm trying, I'm trying to think.
Yeah, it was obvious.
What have I got?
Okay.
I'm not gonna say, this one's too,
this one's very sentimental.
So I'm gonna do the last one, I say,
because it's a bit emotional.
Oh my God.
I don't know really what I've got written there.
This is obvious.
You won't say it, because you're the one that did it,
but hooked on a feeling and Pina Colada.
Will's singing.
Yeah.
Just, I've got nothing really to say,
other than it's my highlight.
I love it.
Yeah, it's good.
I sang Pina Colada on my own.
Because I'd gone to bed.
Enough said.
But we, keep your eyes peeled for the end of the episode
again for some more tunes.
More tunes, and let's just say,
maybe both of us are singing.
Let's just say it's quite a hooky feeling.
Oh.
I'm sorry we did that.
Alex Cluley, another one for me.
Yeah.
He came in episode 11 with Jeremy.
Yeah.
And that was good.
Have another, it didn't work out,
but it was good to have another man, Pina.
Yes.
The only thing, maybe you should have said a few more things.
Yeah, but.
A bit quiet, but you know.
Love Alex.
I love Alex.
Got any more?
I have.
I have a whole bunch.
I have, oh, I've got more.
Don't worry.
We'll probably quite far,
but this is a long episode anyway.
We've got to admit it.
Right, Will and the Pip Pop Pat.
I know a lot of listeners don't like this episode.
I've been told.
They don't like it.
Really?
Yeah.
This is one of my personal favourites.
Yeah.
Will and the Pip Pop Pat is great.
You knew Will was in a band.
I, yeah.
Obviously.
But yeah.
I never knew this about you.
And this podcast, this is kind of,
it's sentimental here.
This is kind of,
this podcast, I think we've got to know each other.
Exactly.
I know that sounds odd
because we've always been great friends.
We always have been, but.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's some little things
that we just wouldn't have talked about
if this podcast didn't exist.
Like the fact you were in a band when you were younger.
No reason you would have mentioned that
if we didn't have a podcast.
So I don't know.
That's just a highlight for me.
It's not really the Pip Pop Pat,
but the fact that we got to know each other
about things we would never probably say, you know?
Yeah.
No, that's a bit random.
That hit me.
Yeah, that's true.
It's a good podcast.
Given us a lot.
Yeah.
Given us a lot.
Instagram, I put this in because it is quite historic.
Historic.
It's good.
Instagram, go check it out.
It's not gonna be getting too many posts going on there.
Yeah, I know you're not gonna go check it out
because I've been asking you to check it out
since about season two.
Yeah, we're talking to you.
You.
And your friend next to you.
74 followers we have.
Wow, that doesn't,
do you know how many listens we have in total?
It's quite good.
5,300.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're not jokers, people.
We have listeners.
Just don't check the Instagram.
And it's really sad because I don't care
if you don't have Instagram, download it.
Because a lot of stress has, you don't know how long,
you know those Instagram posts with like,
where you can hear little snippets of us talking?
Oh, they're my favourite.
They take me about an hour and a half.
That's why there's not many of them.
They are so long to edit together.
I love them.
But I'm gonna do one for this episode, obviously,
because it's historic.
But check it out or I will personally be very angry.
Thank you.
You.
Oh, me.
Okay, this is gonna make you tear up.
This isn't really a highlight, but this is just,
well, it is a highlight.
It's a highlight, the podcast is a highlight of the podcast.
Okay, this makes sense.
The fact that we've, you know,
we've grown up on this podcast, as we said earlier,
that's a highlight for me.
The highlight, like, you know.
I'm laughing, I can't stop.
It's just, I don't know.
I don't really know how to say this,
but I know what I'm thinking,
but I can't really get it out.
We grew up on this podcast,
and I think that is my main highlight of the podcast.
Our friendship.
I mean, that doesn't really make sense, but.
No, I know what you're trying to say.
The bond has got stronger because of the podcast.
You know what I mean?
We're always close, but I don't know.
I feel like it's just,
I don't know what I'm saying, but.
It's got stronger.
Yeah, I know what you're trying to say.
You know what I'm trying to say.
I agree, I agree.
It has got stronger.
This podcast is, you can't really say it.
You can't say it.
It's something that you can only feel.
Yeah.
You can't get the words out.
No, words don't really sum it up,
but we know what we mean.
Sorry listeners if you don't, but we know.
Yeah.
This is,
that's all I've got to say,
because it is like that.
The good moments, you know, just,
that mug.
That mug, again, I remember us designing the t-shirts.
Yeah, the t-shirts. Orange.
That was our, that's our main primary color.
It's our color. Orange.
Orange.
Stupid people, you know, it looks great.
This room, us designing it, us having ideas,
table, everything.
Just from day one to right now,
to us sitting in this room,
it's been a hell of a journey.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Well, I'm about to ruin that for you all
and go with Sunday content.
Highlights, Sunday content.
That's not in the highlights.
True, I probably should miss that.
And go to the Chase episode.
That was even better than Sunday content.
Okay, something listeners might not know
is Will loves the Chase episodes.
I love it.
I don't know why it's got so much hate.
I hate it.
I'm a hater of the Chase episode.
A lot went on behind the scenes for that episode.
Henry Forrest came on.
He was not the original.
No, he wasn't the original, was he?
No.
He was supposed to have a love bird
of Jemima to come on.
And he was all set up and then he couldn't get on.
Couldn't get on, just like Dylan.
Yeah.
Because we had to go record on Zoom with Dylan.
He couldn't get on and he was ready to come on
and it was gonna be really great.
Yeah.
He came on.
Come on, we have some good questions
heading into the question board we have ready.
Yeah.
There were like, how, like,
there were some relationship-based ones
because we were trying to dig.
Yeah.
But.
You can ask, kind of like, who you dating?
Who you dating?
Who do you like?
Will was gonna get some questions in.
That's why he was the Chase master.
That was the whole idea came from was,
we didn't even know who were gonna post it,
but then it all went wrong and Henry Forrest came on,
which to be fair, Henry was good.
I like that.
That was fun.
It was a fun episode, but I associated with sad things.
Yeah, I see why.
Yeah.
Understood.
If you have any more, I might just.
I have one more, but I want to save it to the last thing we say.
I'll just keep throwing the map.
Yeah, just keep going.
The weird thumbnail on the Pickpockpatch episode.
Don't ask people.
Why did he do that?
I didn't know he was gonna do that.
He didn't tell me.
We usually discuss these things.
You know, just, it was a Pembrokeshire special.
Pembrokeshire special?
I do go on holiday there quite a lot,
but now it's over, we're not going on holiday there anymore.
Are you not?
No, it's done.
It's not happening again.
Yeah, that's it.
We've had enough.
We need to change.
Yeah.
Go check that episode out if you want to see the thumbnail.
That's quite cool.
And obviously it's a good episode.
Yeah, love that episode.
Season two, oh, I flip, I forgot.
Review of season one.
What do you want to rate it out of 10?
Hang on, I've got my notes.
People at home think what you rate,
what you rate the season one review, okay?
It was Alex Clooney, Jemima and I,
doing sounds.
Closest to the sound.
Closest to the sound, who was closest to the sound,
and we went through some highlights of the season.
What do you rate it?
This is my lowest.
Okay.
You're not gonna be happy with this.
I'm not.
Four.
I knew it was gonna be four.
Why four?
What I have written down here is just not a vibe.
I see why.
When we recorded it, we were quite stressed.
I seem to remember we were stressed about this episode.
I wasn't happy.
I remember she listened to me saying, hello everyone.
Will was in a bad mood.
Hello everyone and welcome back
to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast.
When Will was in a bad mood in the episode,
she puts me in a bad mood.
And so then it was only Alex to be in a good mood,
and Alex, he just, he wasn't,
I don't think he was in a good mood either.
I remember having Fortnite Deadpool on in the background.
So Deadpool was, yeah, I didn't care, I didn't care.
So it wasn't a vibe.
And I also wrote, we didn't know what we were doing.
I remember we didn't have a plan.
You said, I can't be asked to plan.
Let's just go into it.
I remember that very specifically.
And I was like, okay.
Because I didn't wanna argue with you
when you were in a bad mood.
So I was like, yep, okay.
Go in with it and then you can tell it was a plan.
I just don't like it.
Okay, I see your rating now.
Understood.
What's yours?
Mine, six.
I did enjoy it.
I like it just because it's the end of season one.
Which is kind of a relief at some stages
near the end of season one.
It kind of got a bit repetitive.
Yes.
A bit of, I think.
So yeah, six for me.
Season two though, we had a review episode for that.
We talked about it today.
What do you rate that out of 10?
Much higher.
Eight.
I knew it was gonna be an eight, yeah.
You just know me.
Right, I wrote notes down for this as well.
Wrote Girl Revealed.
It was the big reveal I'd been waiting for.
It was great.
Hooked on a Feeling.
That was good because I also sang it
and we had music in that, like the outro.
Check this out.
We had an actual Hooked on a Feeling song in the outro.
Yeah, un-copyrighted.
It took Will a long time to find that.
Yeah.
But yeah, so eight.
I just, it's a better vibe than season one.
We clearly cared more by season two.
We started thinking, you know what?
We've done it.
We're at season two now.
We've done two whole seasons.
Let's do this review.
We were ready for season three as well,
which we thought the studio would come with at the start.
It didn't.
It didn't, it came halfway through.
Yeah.
So I think eight, I would say an eight as well.
It was just perfect really.
Not many episodes get nine and 10,
except for Christmas and Halloween.
Yeah, and get the nine and the 10.
I'm gonna miss that out, because that is just embarrassing.
Tom Holland romance.
Now, you brought up Boat Girl.
I'm gonna bring up Tom Holland.
I absolutely forgot we had this conversation
on the podcast.
I only remember having this conversation with you
not on the podcast, but now you said it.
We have had it on the podcast.
Yeah.
What about sit there?
It's just.
Why? Why?
I've already asked this question.
We've had this conversation so many times.
Why?
What do girls see in Tom Holland?
What about Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield?
You can't miss these guys out.
Hey, Tobey Maguire.
I'm gonna play him, playing right with you right here.
They're just not as hot.
They're both like, and also if you watch Tom Holland
interviews, he's just a nice guy.
A nice guy.
No, right, right.
It's just because Tom Holland isn't your favorite.
Maybe not, yeah.
I don't know what it is.
I'm past that, I'm past that now.
That was old, Jemima.
Oh, right, so you're not interested.
Not interested in Tom Holland anymore, no.
Every guy I ever, just every guy I ever.
The producer says no.
You can see why though.
She can see why.
It's just, just girls, it's just a thing.
I don't know, just girls.
At least I'm not one of those girls with cardboard cutouts.
That's what I said before on the podcast.
At least I don't have a cardboard cutout of him in my room.
That's a point that's stung one, very specifically.
Yes.
The mess up of season three.
The mess up, I was supposed to say,
I swear we're here, but the mess up of season three.
It just was a shambles.
I remember our old producer, Josh Wood, saying,
what the hell's happened to season three?
Because we were, you know, we were screwed really.
We flipped it up.
I can't remember.
We started off with Tweedledum and Dumbo on that.
Yeah.
On Riverside.
And we had episode two, which was You Gone.
You Gone.
And three was All the Guests.
Hate that episode.
I don't mind it.
Henry Forrest is in there.
Chased episode.
No music though in that one.
No.
And the next one is Nightmare in the Moon.
Yeah.
So we're getting a bit better in my opinion.
Five is something I can't remember.
I quite forget it.
I can't remember either.
Six could be the Halloween.
Yeah, six is Halloween.
Six is Halloween.
That's why it picked up.
Picked up.
Everyone viewed us.
Everyone.
Views went higher.
Yeah.
Everything was great.
The next one, we pulled it.
Grizzly bear.
We ruined it.
That was our second episode.
We know that's a bad episode.
We know it.
Who's good?
We know it.
The one after that.
I think it was Back to School.
Oh.
Back to School.
I hate Back to School.
I don't know.
Back to School.
That's it.
And then we had after the pulled it one, your birthday.
My birthday.
You haven't listened to that, have you?
No, I can't listen to it.
I listened to the first bit and I was like, nope.
I listened to the first bit for five minutes
and I was like, I hate this.
Never listening to this.
I quite like it.
It's not terrible.
That is eight.
Then nine was Christmas and that is it.
That's the whole of season three.
So it's just a bit,
I think the problem with season three is it's a bit.
It's a bit, there's a lot of specials
and it's inconsistent.
Inconsistent.
We didn't even have a review.
Review.
We didn't have one of them for the season.
That's the only season we haven't had one.
Today is a review, technically,
but we're not gonna title it that.
No.
Yeah.
Season three just messed up
and we were hyped for it.
We were hyped.
We were hyped for it.
And that is it.
That's it, I've got one last.
And obviously, what do you rate season three review today
out of 10?
Season four review?
Season four review, sorry, yeah.
10.
10?
Wow.
I have high hopes.
High hopes.
I mean, obviously, we're long already.
This is gonna be very long.
Yeah, tune in.
Get a snack, sit down.
I just, this is what,
this is exactly how I pictured the end of suit.
Us talking and laughing and reminiscing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
I would say a 10, nine.
Yeah.
Your last thing, this is it.
The highlight section is done, everyone.
Your game with your Teddys.
Top chumps.
Now you might be wondering.
I skipped this out for a reason.
No, I'm saying it for a reason.
I've got a present for you.
What's this, people?
What's going on here?
Suit podcast top chumps.
Every single episode in a top chump.
And we have the last one here
that we're gonna fill in at the end.
I'm trying to hold my tears in, man.
You don't wanna know how long this took.
I have my touch.
Yeah, take them.
My, my, my suit, this is.
This, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Some of the episodes I am brutally honest
and there are zeros in some of the categories.
Yes. Oh God.
I'm so happy.
You've done this, wow.
Yeah.
Obviously that might be quite,
I thought because there are so many,
you could, if you wanted a quick game,
you know, you could, you always do like per season.
Yeah. Like season one.
We're gonna play this after.
We're gonna play this after, yeah.
This is one of the best things I've ever experienced.
Really? I mean, thank you.
I mean. You're welcome.
I wanted to say thank you just for the suit.
Hey, hey, give me a hug.
Oh. We're doing a hug.
We're doing a hug.
Oh, okay, okay, now.
Oh. Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow. We never hug.
That's so out of character.
We just never hug.
Wow. Wow.
I don't know what to say.
This is, this is amazing.
I, unspeeched, I should probably put them aside
because I'm gonna, okay, go ahead.
I'm gonna not say anything, but yeah.
We'll see you on the next part.
See you on the next part.
Okay, guys, right.
This section is very nostalgic.
Very. We're excited.
Listener stories.
They're back to the last episode.
They're back.
We've sent out a post on the Instagram
saying to have some listener stories, just a few.
Wow.
We gotta laugh.
God.
We were overwhelmed with what we got.
We don't have time to read all of them.
So we're just gonna do four.
Sorry if yours didn't get read out.
Sorry.
Sorry, but we chose to select four.
So should we just hop straight in?
All right, you're going first, aren't you?
Why, like, hello.
Hello again.
Hang on, I don't have the.
Your phone.
I thought you were.
I don't have it.
I don't have the Instagram.
Knocked up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, everyone.
We just had lunch break, so we're kind of out of it.
It was good.
Good food.
I've lost him.
This is from.
Well, I'll let Will explain.
Okay, this is from.
What the fuck?
I know.
Okay, this is from Joe Dunn, 24.
Joe.
Joe, hey, Joe.
Right, story of Tim.
Tim is an English translator we hired to tell us information
about the places we visited.
But Tim couldn't speak English.
What?
You can't be an English.
You can't be an English translator
who can't speak English.
Our story starts on day six to seven on this trip,
where we met Tim at the railway, where we said goodbye.
Hello and goodbye.
Oh.
Oh, no.
How do you say goodbye if he can't speak English?
Maybe he could say goodbye.
Tim used one of his few English words he knew.
Hello.
Where's he from?
Is that it?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I was gonna say.
From there, we fell in love with Tim
and how we answered yes or no to questions with okay.
But we sadly had to say goodbye.
The trip had ended.
Some tears were shed.
This is a picture of Tim.
I'm showing it to the camera.
Bye, Tim.
Now, I wanna say, I can't say a lot.
I don't even know him.
He seems like a bit of an idiot.
I'm a bit confused.
Why is he, how has he got the job?
Yeah, and I'm confused how they communicated with him.
If you can Google translate.
Yeah, like, yeah, Google translate, yeah.
And then what's the point in having a translator?
If you're translating everything the translator's saying.
It's a silly idea.
Silly.
Tim, I love you now.
Love you, Tim.
You're part of the podcast.
Ha ha ha ha.
It's a great pic.
Why is he not smiling?
He's just, he's just like, he got that.
Is that, what's that, like his profile pic?
Well, they just go like, smile for the camera, Tim.
Okay.
Because that's what he says.
That's what he could say.
He doesn't say what country, does it?
No.
Love that.
Thank you.
I'm gonna just finish my ball, mum.
Thank you for that, Joe.
I'm gonna, sorry for the noise.
Okay.
I'm whipping up a story from an old pal.
Mike Mandillon.
We couldn't get him here today, but he said,
he really wanted to be part of it somehow,
so he's brought a listener story.
Good.
And I think he wants a bit of advice with his story as well.
It's like a story and then we give a bit of advice.
It's about his relationship, like, what's the word?
Advice or relationship troubles.
Relationship troubles, right.
Let me just find it.
Okay.
It's brief.
It's brief, but yeah.
He says, okay, well, the relationship is that
I really want a girlfriend.
And these girls.
No, it's just how you're saying it.
Not the story.
Sorry, Tim, sorry.
It's just, I can't reach.
Because he's put all the, like, the GF and R.
I'm trying to work it out.
Stop reading it like a robot.
Okay, well, I'll go again.
Okay.
Well, the relationship is that I really want a girlfriend.
I just, I didn't know I'm laughing.
I just keep looking at you and laughing.
Right.
Let's stand.
Yeah, don't look at me.
Okay.
Well, the relationship is that I really want a girlfriend.
And these girls who I like either have a boyfriend
or they can't get over an ex, which pisses me off.
It's like, it's like, it's just, we need to get.
Okay.
So, so the problem is, is he, so.
He likes a girl.
The girls he likes either have boyfriends
or they can't get over an ex and that pisses him off.
Yeah.
I can't understand why that pisses you off, Tim.
It's annoying.
So he needs some advice.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is there no girls that are single that you could go for?
There's quite a lot of single girls these days.
And if you can't do that option
and you really like these girls, okay, try, be yourself.
Yeah.
Woo them.
Yeah.
Be sweet kind.
Do what, you know, take interest in things that they like.
But don't, don't like try and ruin their relationship.
Yes.
Now we know a lot about that.
Yeah.
Like you, you can be like,
just don't ruin your friends' relationships.
Don't do that.
If they're happy together, then realistically,
if you like the person, then you should be happy
that they're happy.
Yeah.
And with these people who can't get over their exes,
just try and convince them, try and go like,
come on, forget about the past, think about the future.
Yeah, just send some nice messages.
Just chat.
Chat?
No, communicate.
Communicate, communication is key.
Yeah.
A footballer, we did a cameo
when a celebrity videos themselves saying the words.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This footballer, you wanna know who it is?
Tim Aconola.
Who the bloody hell is that?
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
He's an Academy Arsenal player
that no one in the world has heard of, but,
you could say one thing.
What?
Communication is key.
Hear that, mic man?
Relationship.
Really?
Football, family, girlfriends and boyfriends.
Communication is key, Dylan.
So there you go.
There's some advice from us.
Advice to you listeners as well?
Yeah.
Just, you know, be yourself.
Exactly, be yourself.
Oh, it's you over there.
Oh, is this mine?
This one, while you whip it up, I'll explain.
So we got this one a long, long time ago
on the old suit email, actually, and we've saved it
because we were like, we're gonna save it till the lot,
because we got it, like, we knew the suit
was coming to an end a while ago.
We knew it was coming to an end at some point.
Yeah.
And we were like, we want one last listener story
for the end.
We didn't realise we were gonna get loads more.
So we saved this one because it was the one we had.
So here it is.
Hi guys, sad to hear that Dylan and Alex have left,
but the new season looks great.
It wasn't great, I'm sorry.
Season two, no, sorry, you got some bad taste.
Joe.
Joe, again.
Another Joe.
I still remember the exhilarating feeling
of being in the wild,
miles away from the chaos of the city life.
As I hiked deeper into the woods, I revealed,
rev, rev, it's not reveled, same thing.
In the sounds of the nature, untouched by the serene,
but the tranquillity shattered in an instant.
The wing picked up sharply, rustling in the treetops above.
And before I knew it, I was pinned beneath a massive tree
that had come crushing down.
Oh gosh.
This is serious.
The pain hit me like a red hot puka.
Simile, that was.
As the weight settled on my legs,
crushing any sense of security I had felt moments before.
I screamed for help, but the only thing that answered
was ominous silence of the forest,
leaving me stranded alone.
I was stretched into eternity as I fought deeper
into despair.
All my energy was directed towards wriggling my legs,
a frustrating combat against the immense weight
of the fallen trunk.
The light began to fade and with it, my hope.
Just when I had started to believe I would die alone
in those woods, I heard voices in the distance.
I strained to call for help again,
willing my voice to reach them.
Miraculously, it did.
Two hikers appeared, frantic and determined to get me out.
And they managed to lift the tree.
Oh wow, it must be strong.
Crikey, two people lifting a whole tree.
Oh, enough for me to squirm free,
relief washed over as I stumbled away,
their hands gripping my shoulders
as they led me to safety.
That day, I learned the fragile, fragile, fragile,
fragile, I can't say it.
You know, fragile, like fragile.
Fragility. Fragility.
Of the life and the unbreakable spirit of survival.
Love what you're doing, Joe.
That's a proper old listener story.
That's an old story.
That is a, that's a cold, cold story.
That's, wow.
That's a traumatic experience.
Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear it.
I hope you're all right now, Joe.
Glad you got out.
Yeah, imagine if there's no hikers.
They didn't hear him.
That would've been awful. He's dead.
Just under the tree.
Apparently, you have those Apple Watches.
You see in these adverts, Apple Watch,
like reports when you've had an accident.
Oh, right. In the adverts.
Surely, surely in these day and age, everyone has phones.
So maybe he couldn't get his phone, though.
Maybe it was just trapped under the...
Trapped under the old pocket.
Okay, crush.
That's crazy.
Sorry, Joe.
Crikey, this is deep, isn't it?
We're, oh.
I swear that camera's moved.
Maybe not.
No, wait.
We're not fighting the one already.
Final story, yeah, four.
We probably said we chose four.
Crazy.
This one is from a friend of mine, actually.
You don't know her.
No. You know of her.
Jemima Garrett.
Hey, Jemima.
Same name. Hey!
Same name.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Quite a lengthy story, actually.
Thanks, Jemima.
Right, I've no idea.
Let's just hop in.
Let's hop in.
She, I'm sorry.
Uh, when, okay.
When we first got our dog, Hufflepuff, who was a Shih Tzu,
we are all very excited.
Obviously, it was all new and weird for him,
but he seemed perfectly happy.
We had put his bed in our utility room,
which had a couple of doors into our back garden,
as well as a supposedly blocked cat flap.
Oh, supposedly.
Foreshadowing.
So, on his first morning with us,
we were all very excited to go see him.
But when we opened the door to his room,
as you may have guessed, he was gone.
Oh, no!
Hufflepuff!
We panicked and searched everywhere until, eventually,
my sister found him in the corner of our garden,
very wet and cold.
Poor guy.
Poor lad.
We spent most of the day making sure he was okay
and not traumatized by the whole thing,
which I think he was a bit.
The next night, my dad put a stick on the other side
of the cat flap to stop him from opening
and left him to sleep.
When we got up and found him in his room,
but rather still, when we got up to find him in his room,
he was still rather wet.
The stick had propped up the cat flap door,
meaning he could come back in after doing,
as we discovered later, some business.
What?
What does that mean?
What the fuck?
Jesus!
We finally fixed the problem and put a bin against it,
and he has stayed warm and dry every night since.
Jemima.
Ah.
Her little shit-soul.
So it just got out the cat flap every night
until they put a bin up against it.
Didn't he learn?
Like, from the night before.
But he must have liked it out there.
Yeah.
Well, glad he's all right now, Jemima.
Thank you for the story.
Yeah, thank you for the story.
Right, well, that is all the stories we've whipped out.
What a banger.
So we'll see you on the next part.
So, today's opinion, and yeah,
we are doing an opinion on the last episode
because it's a special opinion.
It's a special one.
Was this podcast worth starting?
Cold.
It's, yeah.
As per usual, we've not discussed it.
Should we just say, should we just like go three to one
and then we both say yes or no?
Okay, right.
I didn't just think over my answer.
You knew we were doing this for about three weeks.
Okay, I know what I'm gonna say.
Okay, three, two, one.
Yes.
Ah.
Right, should we just hop into why?
Do you wanna go first with your main reasons?
We've learned a lot, like I was saying earlier.
Yeah, it's been worth starting just because,
obviously, friendships have evolved.
We've learned what not to do, what to do.
We've, this podcast has given us a lot, a lot.
We did, this is unbelievable, really.
It's crazy to think we started a podcast
and I think no matter how many podcasts
we do in the future, if we do any,
this one is gonna be the catalyst.
This is gonna be the main one.
The main one, this is gonna be the one we always,
it's always got a place in our heart.
Exactly, suit.
Suit.
Wow, this is crazy.
I think it was worth starting, yeah,
because, well, all the obvious reasons,
it's an amazing achievement.
I mean, we, when we, like some, most people I've talked to
don't believe we have no adult help.
They're like, oh, but they help you set it up.
No.
Honestly, we do this ourself.
The only thing that adults help with
is my parents drive me to the studio
and Will's grandparents supply the food.
That's the only, that's the only adult help we get,
this whole thing.
That's it.
We haven't, they don't do the scripts,
they don't do the producing.
No, because even the producing is done by Will's sister.
Exactly.
Hey.
It's crazy.
It is.
So we did it on our own.
We can say that.
And then again, then, then for me,
the main reason the podcast was worth starting was,
it's not for the listeners, I'm sorry.
Love you guys, but it's not for the listeners, it's for us.
Okay, because I'm saying it.
I don't think you want me to say it.
This podcast saved the friendship.
Oh my gosh, you said it.
I said it.
Right.
We were debating as to whether we say this or not.
Story time.
And we weren't going to say it,
but I think I will always regret
if we don't explain to the listeners.
Yeah.
Do you want to tell me what side of the story?
Oh, I don't want.
No one's gonna mind.
We've moved past those times.
Okay.
Where do I go?
Year nine.
Good for.
Trouble in the friendship.
I don't know really why.
Let's blame me.
Just blame me really.
Yes.
It was my fault.
I kind of ignored, is that the word?
Ghosted.
Ghosted, ah right.
Ghosted Jemima.
Only in occasional conversations we had.
A little chat here and there.
Like, oh yeah, you wanna play tonight?
You played?
Didn't really talk too much while playing.
No, we just sat there in silence.
It was very awkward.
Yeah.
But then, playing Fortnite,
got to a ribbon a bit.
This year was hard.
This is a big reason why Jemima left our school.
She wasn't happy there and I wasn't helping it at all.
No, don't say that.
No, no, no, no.
So,
oh gosh.
Yeah, the year went on.
No talking still.
You didn't wanna give me your card, did you?
Okay, so it was Will's birthday.
I was like, he's not talking to me,
but I wanna get him something anyway,
so I just bought a dairy milk bar.
It's all I got.
And I was terrified to give it to him
because we didn't talk.
We were in the same physics class.
I didn't go to him.
We were in the same physics class.
I didn't go to him.
He comes in the room and I'm waiting.
I'm like, this is when I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I walk up.
I just give it to you.
I'm like, happy birthday.
And I walk off.
I remember it.
I remember.
I didn't open it until I got back home, I don't think.
And it was nice.
I did, but I, huh.
I didn't think that was the reason why I was like,
maybe we should start talking again.
Not the dairy milk.
No.
I don't know what day it was.
Probably wasn't, but I don't know.
It's very hard to explain.
I don't know why we just did start talking again.
Yeah.
Do you know why?
I seem to remember one night you said, can you play?
And I was like, I always said yes.
I always said yes.
Cause I was like, maybe it's time.
Even though sometimes I hated it
cause we just sat in silence.
And I was like, I don't want this to end.
But I stuck it out.
And then that particular time I'd said yes.
And we were sat in, I remember,
no, I've never told you this.
So I remember this.
We were sat in this game.
It was like a war.
It was on Fortnite.
It was on this creative map.
It was like a war thing.
And there was loads of tanks everywhere.
Not the one with Dylan.
No.
A different one.
Yeah.
And basically we were put on the same team
and we were talking like, oh, soldier over there.
Like we usually do.
And then I built up the confidence.
You're going to remember this.
I said it.
And I said, I just said, play my,
why won't you talk to me at school?
I was shaking.
I was so scared.
And you went, you know, reasons.
And I was like, the reasons being,
and if you don't know me personally,
I'm quite, I don't do confrontation.
I'm quite, I don't do this.
And I was, and I don't get in a strop very often.
So I was like reasons being,
and you were like, I don't know really.
And I was like, well, why aren't we talking then?
And you're like, I don't know.
The next, next day is when?
Soup.
That's when you asked.
The next day, after that convo.
Wow.
Yeah.
Here we are.
Cause in physics, it was physics again.
It was physics.
Cause we sat next to each other in physics.
Yeah.
And you were just like,
do you want to make a podcast?
Cheesy Twats podcast.
Cheesy Twats.
That was the original name.
Cheesy Twats.
But I said I didn't want a name with Twats in it,
which was a bit petty.
Anyway.
Child friendly.
Because of that.
Yeah.
And then it came to this.
It took a while, but that was,
when was that?
No.
It took a few months to get going.
Yeah.
Cause we started in December.
Yeah.
Hang on.
I'm gonna look.
Cause we were talking for...
I don't know.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Let's put that up.
Does it?
No.
We still weren't talking properly.
When we started the podcast.
Oh really?
So it was still a bit.
It's a bit awkward.
Yeah.
It's probably why Dylan,
I mean, obviously we wanted Dylan,
but he helped.
Yeah, he helped.
Wow.
So to sum up really,
we did not get on for a while.
Well, recording the start of the podcast,
we weren't the best of friends.
You can't really tell.
No.
You can't really tell.
But the podcast saved that.
It's evolved it.
This is why it's one of the best things ever.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
It's built the friendship stronger
than it was before all that.
Yeah.
Definitely.
It's crazy, yeah.
Some people didn't like it.
No.
A few friends didn't like it.
No, still don't.
Still don't.
But hey, what can we say?
We're comedians.
Comedians.
Podcast presenters.
Podcast presenters and maybe future podcast presenters.
Oh.
Maybe.
Don't know what's gonna happen, guys.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
Anyway, I'm happy to happen.
Me too.
That's what I say.
It definitely is one of the best things
we've seen in our lives at the moment.
Yeah.
So to cut the long story short, yes.
This podcast was worth starting
because, well, it's great.
It's great.
Can't complain.
And now for some thank yous, guys.
Thank you, everyone.
I know I look like a bit of a plum with my baubles
that I don't know what I'm gonna do with.
I'll just leave them there.
Thank you.
This podcast means a hell of a lot to us.
A lot.
Yeah.
Why, I think Jemima and I have some different opinions
on this. Yes.
Why we started the podcast.
I wanted to start the podcast to become famous,
to get listens.
Did you feel the same?
No.
Yeah.
Oh.
I started the podcast really to become a friend again.
I thought we would never get listens.
I thought, to be honest, hmm.
I was gonna swear.
I thought this was gonna be an absolute shamble.
Really?
Yeah.
I thought we would, I thought it would end
in the first two episodes and we'd just, yeah.
But it didn't.
And I thought we'd get no listens,
but I was proven wrong.
So thank you listeners for actually proving me wrong
and proving Will right, which I don't really
usually appreciate, but.
But this time it has worked and I wanna say something.
And both, I think we both do, but I don't think we should.
I think we should, but this is perfect.
If you know what I mean.
Yeah.
Guys, this podcast is great.
We wanted to end it.
New school year, new all of that.
And we, this podcast is great.
And Jemima didn't wanna do it.
I mean, this one originally, but.
We're gonna start a second podcast.
And I want to this time.
We're gonna start a second podcast.
Because I, by halfway through season one, I fell in love.
I fell in love with being a podcast presenter.
I just, I loved it.
And so we're doing another podcast
because we both agreed that we'd be too depressed.
We're gonna do a second podcast.
Should we say the name in three, two, one.
Never Have I Ever.
That took a long time to think of.
Yeah, it's gone through a few different naming stages.
That Never Have I Ever, which is perfect, I'd say.
The basis of the podcast, reaction based comedy.
That's all you need to know.
There'll be some more we're gonna say on the,
our Instagram. Yeah, on the Instagram.
Our personal Instagrams, check them out.
And then there'll be a whole new Instagram
for Never Have I Ever.
And this time guys, this is it.
We've upgraded. Yeah.
A few rules.
We've grown up. We've grown up.
Not necessarily family friendly,
if you don't wanna hear swear words.
No, we're gonna swear
because Will can't control himself.
We're just gonna get it out.
But we're gonna be having constant listener stories.
Constant listener stories,
from all different places like Reddit.
And if you guys wanna send some in via the Instagram,
please do.
Because the reason,
the idea stemmed from us loving listener stories.
Exactly. We're like,
that's what we're gonna miss most.
So we were like,
why don't we make a whole podcast of listener stories?
Exactly.
This has been in the works for not a while actually.
No, about a week.
Yeah, about a week.
But we wanted to do it.
We wanted to do it for a while now.
Because we knew this was gonna come to an end.
Yeah.
But the start of Never Have I Ever
is just around the corner.
So guys, get ready.
Obviously, I reckon I will post on the Suits Instagram
the day Never Have I Ever is coming out.
Just so you know, all know,
switch your attention to that.
Because that's gonna be,
and I'll link the account
because that one's gonna be active.
Suits gonna be on active.
But yeah, and we're doing it on Zoom because logistics.
Don't worry.
Good mic quality.
Because we had some issues with,
oh.
Do you know what?
We're just gonna leave that.
If you, okay, just explain what just happened.
I have, my storage is gone on my phone.
So there's not enough camera recording.
No, and we'd already recorded this twice.
We're not gonna do it again.
No, so that's gone, bye.
YouTube guys, what we're gonna do there
is just put a picture of us.
Put a picture of us, yeah.
Sorry.
We'll take a picture.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good, right.
Where were we?
Giggles and Gap.
Never Have I Ever.
Giggles and Gaps was what it was going to be called,
but it's Never Have I Ever now.
Makes more sense with a reaction podcast.
Listen to people's stories.
Never Have I Ever.
Blank.
Blank, blank, blank, blank.
Listen.
Yeah.
So it will be good.
It's gonna be coming out soon.
End of September.
We will be recording it mid-September, but.
Coming out end of September.
Coming out then.
Wanna break?
We're ready.
This podcast, this is where we step up.
We are comedians now, guys.
Comedians.
Experienced podcasters.
We know what we're doing.
We know what we're doing, we do.
Yeah, we do.
We're ready.
This leads us on to ending of this.
Saying thank you to everyone.
So, thank you to you listeners, really.
Thank you.
Couldn't have done this without you,
even though young, naive Jemima
thought you wouldn't be here.
You're here, so thank you.
Thank you.
Everyone.
Sorry.
Choking up?
Yeah.
Listeners.
No, no.
Presenters.
Alex Cooley, Darcy Dillon.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dillon.
I mean, what a man.
What a man.
He's always welcome.
Yeah.
Great man.
Thank you, Darcy and Alex, of course.
Great as well.
Thank you to all the guests that have been on over time.
Gotta try and name you all now.
There's a lot of you.
Yeah.
Well, Dillon, Darcy, Alex, Cooley.
Some might call them guests, so them.
Yeah.
Unika, Tom, Josh,
Charlie.
Henry Forrest.
Thank you.
Thank you all.
I think we got all of them.
Sorry if we missed you out.
Yeah, sorry.
Listener stories.
Yes.
Thank you.
Bottom of our hearts, Jemima, Joe.
Joe again, and Dillon, thank you.
And thank you to everyone from the years.
Jeremy.
Jake.
Katie.
Katie, the bird lady.
Coma.
Yeah.
I can't remember the rest of your names.
Guy slept on mould.
There's so many of you.
There's so many.
Thank you.
So.
Thank you, Evie.
Oh gosh, how can we forget about the presenters?
Producers.
Wow.
Producers.
I don't know what's going on, man, I'm losing it.
Presenter.
Producer.
Producers.
Producer, Will.
Producer, producer.
Evie.
From the bottom of my heart,
we've done this already once before, but thank you.
I really do mean it.
You've been here every single episode,
clicking the start button.
So dull for you.
And just listening to us chat.
No edits, no pause button, nothing.
So thank you.
And you've heard us mess up a bajillion times,
so thank you for not getting fed up of us laughing
through every single intro ever.
Exactly.
Thank you.
And Josh as well, who was here for two episodes.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart as well.
I remember going through this day, paint on my face,
playing OG Fortnite after the session.
It was great.
And we all fit in in one day, and it was great.
Thank you.
And just thank you everyone that's listened.
Thank you everyone.
Exactly.
You know, I can't believe it.
Me neither.
It's mad.
We've accomplished everything we wanted to
with this podcast, really.
Yeah.
I think we really wanted anything else.
No.
And thank you Will for birthing the idea.
Thank you Jemima for coming along with the idea.
And thank you Dylan.
Thank you Dylan.
We miss you mate.
He's not mad, but you know, yeah.
We miss you.
Onto the next part.
This is gonna be a blast.
Stay tuned.
Ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga chaka
I'm stuck this feeling deep inside of me
Girl you just don't realize what you do to me
Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga chaka
Let me know everything's alright
Cause I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
The lips are sweet as candy
The taste is on my mind
Girl you got me thirsty for another cup of wine
But for you girl, I don't need no cure
You're pure, I see your bubbles in the same bowl
And the good love when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, can you turn me on
Cause I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
Ba ba ba ba do do do do do do do do do
Ba ba ba ba ba
Yeah!
Woo!
Ooga chaka ooga chaka
Let me know everything's alright
Cause I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
Feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
See you guys next time, bye!
Thank you for watching!
And even if I wanted to, I can't stop.
My love is like a rocket with your blast off.
And even if I wanted to, I can't stop.
I'm levitating, it's the Milky Way, we're bound again
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you, all night, come on dance with me
I'm levitating
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby let me take you for a ride
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm levitating
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby let me take you for a ride
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you, all night, come on dance with me
I'm levitating
You, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you, all night, come on dance with me
I'm levitating