1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jumaimah McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,400 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:36,320 Hello everyone, welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast with me, your 11 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,080 host Will Jones. 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,040 And yes, you're just one host. 13 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,520 Jumaimah has left. 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,520 Just joking. 15 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:44,520 And she hasn't. 16 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,520 She's not. 17 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,520 She has. 18 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,280 She just, we'd be recording all night to be honest. 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,360 And we've had so many technical issues that we actually just can't record tonight. 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,360 It's too late. 21 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,360 It's too late. 22 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,000 We've got to get a video out to you guys. 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 So it's in PolyTV. 24 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 A long one. 25 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,720 We have some content in it. 26 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,800 Just from me. 27 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,440 You're plain old. 28 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:09,040 Um, Lying's been a very stressful one. 29 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:14,360 Jumaimah's been again in her, in her, in her rut. 30 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:17,000 She's been all over the place. 31 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Not good. 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 In her, wow. 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,720 She actually, I'm not a tearful laddie. 34 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,800 I like to point out. 35 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:33,240 But you know, we were recording parts for that video, for that episode. 36 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,320 Content areas. 37 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:40,280 And you know, it was, what was, what was the topic? 38 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,600 Our nitpicky bits about each other. 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,600 Right? 40 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:48,560 And one of mine was when she sides with people over me and then they're not like her long, 41 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,600 good friends, her best friends that she hangs out all the time. 42 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,600 Like you friends. 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,320 But no, no, I was wrong. 44 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:06,040 And she said that, that, that I'll, wow, one of the most important people to her. 45 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,320 And yes, literal will. 46 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,120 He cried. 47 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,120 He cried. 48 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,120 He cried. 49 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,320 He did cry. 50 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,800 Yeah. 51 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:22,240 So, sorry for the soft entrance, everyone. 52 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,440 But I just thought I'd tell you that. 53 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,040 I don't know a good reason why Jemima isn't there. 54 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,040 Great person. 55 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,880 I know she's listening to this right now. 56 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,280 Yeah. 57 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,840 Yeah. 58 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,240 Cool. 59 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,720 Right. 60 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:44,840 So, we couldn't record tonight because of, what do you call it? 61 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:45,840 These technical issues. 62 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,320 You know, I'm not good on the old technical. 63 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:51,120 So I could be missing something, but I don't think I am. 64 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,200 I'm just going to scour around. 65 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,000 Oh, no, no. 66 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 We're okay. 67 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 We're okay. 68 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,040 So that's that. 69 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:04,480 So I'm going to give you some basic content, what we talked about over the recording tonight. 70 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,480 And then I'm going to call it a night. 71 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,680 It's going to be a short episode, a little chat, a little apology. 72 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,400 Because you know, we don't want to disappoint you by posting nothing. 73 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,400 Get to know me a bit. 74 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,520 So hi, I'm Will. 75 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,920 I am English. 76 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:22,240 Well, 50% English. 77 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,280 And I live in England. 78 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,460 This is so bad. 79 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:36,840 What we talked about was our, which are the most useless and unhelpful emojis. 80 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:41,440 Let me just find some. 81 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:47,760 We were talking about this very random, very random. 82 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,760 Jemima's idea. 83 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:54,280 We were talking about how there was like Pac-Man emojis, cowboy emojis that were just so pointless 84 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,520 and you should never use them. 85 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:01,040 I want to talk about the ones I love. 86 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 I mean, I love emoji. 87 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,040 I'm an emoji guy. 88 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,040 You know, I like to use eggplant, unicorn. 89 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,640 No, I like to use. 90 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,520 Moving on. 91 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,520 I don't know why. 92 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,960 I think the useless one is a nerd emoji. 93 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,680 They're pointless. 94 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,760 The one where he's actually like, he's green. 95 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:25,760 As a green emoji. 96 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,120 I think it's supposed to be Hulk. 97 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,120 Green emoji. 98 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,880 I mean, it's just useless. 99 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,880 Green emoji. 100 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,880 I mean, there's a sick one. 101 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,880 I don't know if it means you're supposed to be sick. 102 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,880 I don't think it is. 103 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:43,440 There's a Hulk emoji, which why isn't there an Iron Man or a Captain America emoji? 104 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,000 So Hulk emoji is pretty weird. 105 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,640 You got some devils. 106 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,640 You got some, some. 107 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,080 These are these purple devils. 108 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,080 Devils aren't purple. 109 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,080 They're all purple. 110 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:59,480 Well, maybe if you put that, I want to try this devil. 111 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,480 That's the eggplant. 112 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:04,480 Eggplant is my freaking new silkspayings into accents. 113 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,480 Yes. 114 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,480 There you go. 115 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,480 I mean, that looks, that just kind of correlated. 116 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,480 Very nice. 117 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,480 Okay. 118 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,480 Very nice. 119 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,240 What I, what I, I wrote down a little bit for the section of the podcast. 120 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,240 We've been talking about it on the actual podcast. 121 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,920 I'm going to bring it up now. 122 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,920 Pig. 123 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,720 So this is my order. 124 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:29,280 So pig, monkey, eggplant, peach, cloud, water droplets. 125 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:41,760 So it's the pig getting touched by the monkey, by his large eggplant, which is vegetable. 126 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:46,120 And then the pigs. 127 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:51,480 Peach is where the eggplant is being inserted gently. 128 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:59,600 It gets faster and faster until this white puff cloud pops out, also gets a bit ribbily 129 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,800 in there, this way you get the water clouds. 130 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:08,120 And then what you can do, you can get a person emoji and get that one where he's like, oh, 131 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,120 like that. 132 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,120 He's like moaning. 133 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,120 So you got the moaning one. 134 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:18,240 I know my six is a bit... 135 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:25,280 This stuff is quite hormonal, so you can put the crying emoji and then you can put the 136 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:33,680 googly eyes emoji where he's like, a bit like a noony, a bit like your local paparazzi man. 137 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:37,480 I tried to make story and emojis. 138 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,440 Oh, this is fun. 139 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,800 We all know another emoji, so it's quite easy to do. 140 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:47,360 And then we could do the dripping, dripping emoji where he's like, wah. 141 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:57,600 And then he's going, we're going to get the, the, the mustachio emoji where you got the 142 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,480 guy with the glasses and the big, big mustache. 143 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,200 That's going to be a random one. 144 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,160 No, no, no, no, it's not going to be random. 145 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,120 That's gonna be the monkey. 146 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,840 The monkey is going to be the mustachio man. 147 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,040 What we're going to get now is the egg, well, there's the peach, it's in my section. 148 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,080 So he's looking at the peach walking by. 149 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:23,920 Oh no, the pig's angry. 150 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,680 You get the cursing emoji with the little red face. 151 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:30,520 Oh, there is red hulk in this actually. 152 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,520 Red hulk. 153 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,360 There's red in, I don't know why there are red. 154 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,840 That's stupid, isn't it? 155 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 Idiots. 156 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:44,760 So you've got the swearing emoji, the little angry one, because now the pig's angry. 157 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:53,160 He's hungry at the monkey for looking at peach walking by and it's bendy little peach bottom. 158 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,680 And then this is, this is the monkey now who's, who's hot. 159 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,240 You get the hot emoji, then you're like, you're red, but you're hot. 160 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:01,960 Stop it, drip, drip coming down from it. 161 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,760 He's, he's like, oh my God, oh, we're so hot. 162 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,520 You get the one where he's like blue and yellow and he's got a little drip coming down and 163 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,520 was like, oh my God. 164 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,320 Oh no, what have I done? 165 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,320 I've looked at it. 166 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,080 Now pig's angry. 167 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,000 Yeah pig, pig's coming along. 168 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:25,320 What he's going to do, he's going to get the sink emoji out and he'll be like, then he 169 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:31,240 turns into devil for his big, greedy teeth. 170 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,280 This is where we use the fingers and you get the middle finger. 171 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:44,160 Now young kids, a middle finger is, is the thumbs up, let's say of swear words. 172 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,160 So don't use it. 173 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,440 No, no, no. 174 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,440 It's not a good thing. 175 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,440 Even though it's a thumbs up, it's not a good thing. 176 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,440 So you get that emoji. 177 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,240 You can make it black because it's always black. 178 00:08:54,240 --> 00:09:01,360 Put that one up, which is, which symbolize anger first. 179 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,280 So let's get a bit of scrap going on. 180 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,800 So you get fist, so get two fists so you can get white fist. 181 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,000 No, no, no, no. 182 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,400 I've done it the wrong way around. 183 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:19,080 White fist versus black fist. 184 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,960 There's a fight going on. 185 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,160 Fist on fist. 186 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,720 What happens in the end is that lady. 187 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:34,600 I just, that peach sign walks over. 188 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,720 She's a ginger. 189 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,120 Because that's the closest emoji. 190 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,160 Somehow that's in the frequent we use. 191 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,240 But well, don't ask. 192 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:53,860 So she's there and then she is going to point the point emoji points at him. 193 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,680 What she does then is you can go off to go. 194 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,840 I think you have to go to a separate section for this. 195 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 Yes you do. 196 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,000 You have to get the boxing emoji out. 197 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,920 Bring it out and she punches them up. 198 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,200 You pull six of them. 199 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200 Then you get the old dog. 200 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,200 The guy with the sword. 201 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,640 Old dog. 202 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,960 This is in the sports section and the activity. 203 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,960 Sorry. 204 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:22,280 You bring it up and then what you can do, you can then bring up. 205 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:27,720 You need to find the British flag. 206 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,680 Because you know it's apparently superior. 207 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,200 So if you get the British flag up. 208 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,520 There it is. 209 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,520 Both of them. 210 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,520 The English and British. 211 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:42,600 You can stick it on there and then they win. 212 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,920 There's my emoji story. 213 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:51,320 So if you want to be an angry ginger follow my story. 214 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:57,280 Because it's a safer space. 215 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,280 Pinkity punk. 216 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,280 Pink. 217 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,280 Punk. 218 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,280 Punk. 219 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,280 Pink. 220 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,840 Pinkity punk. 221 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,520 Stop right now. 222 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,960 Stop don't say no. 223 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,480 I'm not done. 224 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,360 I'm not done. 225 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,400 I'm just pretending there's cool badass music going on. 226 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,400 Like you know from Cobra car like. 227 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,240 I'm just playing that's going on right now. 228 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,240 Just stop. 229 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,240 Okay. 230 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,600 Yes there hasn't been a lot of content out tonight. 231 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,600 But I. 232 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600 God damn. 233 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,600 Teach. 234 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,600 Weird. 235 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600 Habits. 236 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 Okay. 237 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,600 Weird habits. 238 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,880 Now all the people are going to blog weird habits. 239 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:40,280 I'm going to read you out of view right now. 240 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,600 It's a good room. 241 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,600 I made you a few. 242 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:53,720 Wake up at 830 to switch on the geyser and sleep for another two hours. 243 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,000 I love what it means. 244 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Moving on. 245 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:01,880 All doors and wardrobes in the ring have to be completely shut when people are sleeping. 246 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,080 Yeah I see that. 247 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080 Wardrobe. 248 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,080 You don't have to reside in there. 249 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,240 Oh my god it's Jerry. 250 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:12,240 Oh. 251 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,240 That's going to give me nightmares. 252 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:18,240 Oh god no. 253 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,920 Oh god. 254 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,920 Right. 255 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,920 Right. 256 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920 Moving on. 257 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:29,600 I can sing a whole song in my head without really knowing the lyrics. 258 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,800 I can sing it out loud. 259 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,800 I can't sing it out loud. 260 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,800 That makes sense. 261 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,800 Fair enough. 262 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Yeah I can do. 263 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Yeah. 264 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,800 Yeah I see what you mean. 265 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,800 When you. 266 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,800 For example. 267 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,800 Pina colada. 268 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,600 Yeah I'm singing it in my head right now. 269 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600 Yeah that's amazing. 270 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600 I can't sing it out loud. 271 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600 I can't sing it out loud. 272 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,600 I can't sing it out loud. 273 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Oh god I forgot the first line. 274 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,600 If you love pina coladas. 275 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,600 Getting jowling in the rain. 276 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,280 United to your girl. 277 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:01,720 You've heard half of the link. 278 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,780 If you like making love at midnight. 279 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,520 In the dunes of the caves. 280 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,120 You the man or woman. 281 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,160 You the man that I've looked for. 282 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,160 Da da da da da. 283 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,160 Da da da da da da. 284 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,160 Da da da da. 285 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:30,600 Oh my god I want to sing that so badly right now. 286 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,960 Maybe I will at the end of this episode. 287 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,960 Moving on. 288 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,960 Moving on. 289 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,920 I can't go to sleep without flipping my pillow to the cold side first. 290 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,920 Yes. 291 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,920 This is. 292 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,560 Sometimes I do this cold side. 293 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,680 Oh my god. 294 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,600 Don't check my pants because I can get quite happy. 295 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,200 Oh my gosh the cold side is so nice. 296 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Yes. 297 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,200 The cold side. 298 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,080 Oh you have to do that. 299 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,480 Completely getting naked while while peeing. 300 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,840 Oh why are these focused around me. 301 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,240 Oh my gosh. 302 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,240 I do this. 303 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240 Me too. 304 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240 Well I'm in the wee. 305 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,240 Not all the time. 306 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,840 Unless my stomach really like you know when you get like stomach cramp or whatever. 307 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:17,760 It is like your stomach really hurts and like I just take a more close up. 308 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,920 Sometimes when I do that when I do when I have a poo I always take my clothes off. 309 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,480 Completely get naked and just sit down the thing and just have a poo. 310 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,480 Let it out. 311 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,480 Natured. 312 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,120 Just it's nice. 313 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,640 I don't know why. 314 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:35,440 I guess you maybe you're just scared of a bit of poo landing on your time being there. 315 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,920 It's nice. 316 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,480 Naked massage in your living room. 317 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,960 Oh my god this is so big. 318 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Yes. 319 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,040 Naked massage is the one times the groin. 320 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,880 Yeah it gets a bit tight and sometimes. 321 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,240 But the groin yes the groin. 322 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,240 Ouch. 323 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,240 Ouch. 324 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,240 That's a nasty one. 325 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,240 Not nice ones have massage. 326 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,920 What do you know what I do like. 327 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,920 I do love the knee. 328 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:58,920 I have knee problems. 329 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,280 Oh get right in there. 330 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280 Like oh daddy. 331 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,920 Oh that's all nanny isn't it. 332 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,040 Sniffing private part hair. 333 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040 What. 334 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,920 I mean you're actually bending down there somehow like. 335 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920 Down there. 336 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 Sniff. 337 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,320 Because that's not my cup of tea. 338 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:21,280 I mean sometimes you may itch down there and you go to wipe your blood itch your eyes and 339 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,760 you're like oh god not again. 340 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,080 I've done that trust me. 341 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,480 And it's maybe more than maybe that I'm quite a weird cupcake. 342 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:34,960 So I'm that cupcake that sticks out in your jar you know what I mean. 343 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,560 Okay yeah I eat shit you smell it. 344 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,240 You're like oh that's dark. 345 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 I've gone down there again. 346 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240 Have I. 347 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,240 There. 348 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:49,360 Okay before I end it I'll give you a bit of a joke. 349 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,480 Joke. 350 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:56,240 I tried to start a hot air balloon business but it never really took off. 351 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,160 Don't fucking laugh at me at that. 352 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,160 Oh that's amazing. 353 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,640 Yes that makes so much sense. 354 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,400 I tried to start a hot. 355 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,800 I start I tried to start a hot. 356 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,640 Oh my god I need to get my words out. 357 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:14,360 I tried to start. 358 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:19,560 You know what I said I tried to start a hot air balloon business but it never took off. 359 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,560 Get it because. 360 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,560 Air balloon. 361 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,560 That's funny. 362 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,680 That's funny in my opinion. 363 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,680 That's really funny. 364 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,680 I'm gonna look pin a flower to it. 365 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 The lyrics. 366 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:33,120 I'm gonna sing this song in the review. 367 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,120 I just ate a spli. 368 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,120 Oh. 369 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,120 I just ate a fly. 370 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,120 Oh my god. 371 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,120 Oh god. 372 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:44,200 Oh I'd sell the window now. 373 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:59,600 Just let more in now. 374 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,200 Bollocks. 375 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,200 Sorry about that everyone. 376 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,920 I think my mic's slightly wet. 377 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,960 Oh it's still in there. 378 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,680 Oh it's a little one as well. 379 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,680 Oh they're all. 380 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,360 Oh that's actually horrible. 381 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,360 Oh that was horrible. 382 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:20,600 I just spit all the walteress all on my clothes. 383 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,640 Right let's look at the pinacolada lyrics Dan. 384 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,520 Oh great. 385 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,400 Why is my brightness now so low? 386 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:32,440 I don't even know how you turn up the blimmin brightness. 387 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,960 Do you know how to blimmin brightness? 388 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,400 Actually can you tell me guys in the comments how to turn up the brightness. 389 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,600 I guess I have no idea. 390 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,920 Alright I got it. 391 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,920 Oh my god here we go. 392 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:46,920 Oh my god oh my god. 393 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920 Hello. 394 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,920 I see you in the next recording. 395 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920 Pinkity ponk. 396 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,920 Pink. 397 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920 Ponk. 398 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,920 Ponk. 399 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,920 Pink. 400 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:55,920 Pinkity ponk. 401 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,920 Right okay let's see if this works. 402 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:05,080 Hopefully the music is on right behind you guys. 403 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 Okay. 404 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:10,840 Well not right now when I sing otherwise I'm gonna do a recording anyway and I'm gonna 405 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,840 have it when I'm singing it. 406 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,840 That'll be cool. 407 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,160 Anyway lyrics. 408 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:20,120 Let's sing pinacolada. 409 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:31,280 I was sad of my lady. 410 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:35,160 We've been together too long. 411 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,160 Like a one-up recording. 412 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:42,140 Of my favorite song. 413 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:45,680 So while she laid there sleeping. 414 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:52,680 Or at the paper in bed. 415 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,560 There was this letter I read. 416 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,600 If you like pinacoladas. 417 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,840 Getting caught in the rain. 418 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,020 If you nodding to your girl. 419 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,020 You had heartbreak. 420 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:14,280 If you're not making love at the midnight. 421 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,920 In the dunes of the chair. 422 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,120 That number low that you look for. 423 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:38,080 Right to me and escape. 424 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,240 I don't think my lady. 425 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,280 Oh well that says kind of me. 426 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,320 But me and my old lady. 427 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,140 Have fallen into the same old old routine. 428 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,560 So I ripped to the paper. 429 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,080 Took out a personal ad. 430 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,720 And threw down nobody's poet. 431 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,280 I thought it wasn't half bad. 432 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,360 Yes I'm not painting a collage. 433 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,400 Getting caught in the rain. 434 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,280 I'm not much into health food. 435 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,400 I'm into champagne. 436 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,120 I'm up to meet you. 437 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,480 By tomorrow noon. 438 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,040 I cut through this red chain. 439 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,600 And I buy a cold old Miley's. 440 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,280 Where old campland are escape. 441 00:20:37,280 --> 00:21:03,680 So I waited with high hopes. 442 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,560 And she walked into the place. 443 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,280 I knew her smile in an instant. 444 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,440 My god there's a massive grandfather fly right. 445 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,120 I knew the curve on her face. 446 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,280 It was my lovely lady. 447 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,000 My god it's getting close up. 448 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,240 And she said oh it's you. 449 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,440 Let me laugh for a moment. 450 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,320 And I said I never knew. 451 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:37,000 Like you're not painting collages. 452 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,760 Getting caught in the rain. 453 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,440 And the feel of the ocean. 454 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,680 And the taste of champagne. 455 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,560 If you like making love at midnight. 456 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,920 In the dawns of the camp. 457 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,040 You're the lady that I've looked for. 458 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,240 Come with me and escape. 459 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:04,360 If you like painting collages. 460 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,480 Getting caught in the rain. 461 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,400 If you're not into yoga. 462 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,400 If you have half a brain. 463 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,760 If you like making love at midnight. 464 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,240 In the dawns of the chain. 465 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,800 And the feel of the love that I've looked for. 466 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,840 Right to me and escape. 467 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,800 Yes I like painting collages. 468 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:34,080 Oh my god that grandfather fly getting close in the rain. 469 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,960 I'm not marching to have food. 470 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,880 I'm into champagne. 471 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,960 Down about. 472 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,080 I've got to make it tomorrow noon. 473 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,280 If you're through this old red tape. 474 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,720 At the bend. 475 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:53,600 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la It's right on my arm. 476 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,200 Oh my god. 477 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,560 Ah. 478 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,480 Oh lucky escape. 479 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,800 It's the end of the song anyway. 480 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,760 I'd love to sing it when it's dreadful but. 481 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,520 You know. 482 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,600 Don't you all have a laugh? 483 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,960 If you don't have a laugh. 484 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,640 Get off this pork gloss right now. 485 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,120 Okay? 486 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,240 Because you know you're boring. 487 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,520 That grandfather fly. 488 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,840 I'm out of pickup rides. 489 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,600 No feet. 490 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,000 Well then. 491 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,560 Good night everyone. 492 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,520 Good night. 493 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,120 Grandfather. 494 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,360 I lost him anyway so I can't be spotty gone. 495 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,040 Good night everyone. 496 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:32,880 Thank you for listening. 497 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,960 What an episode. 498 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,040 I quite enjoyed this. 499 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,120 See you guys next time. 500 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,520 Promise there's an episode on Friday. 501 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,600 Proper throughout content. 502 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,360 Thanks for listening. 503 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,160 Check out the blog. 504 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:41,920 Check out the Instagram. 505 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,560 Check out everything. 506 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,600 Make sure you follow and rate the review. 507 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,680 I love you guys. 508 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,760 Trust me. 509 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,920 You mean a lot to us. 510 00:23:48,920 --> 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