Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jumaimah McVitie.
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
Hello!
Hola!
Ciao!
Bonjour!
And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode 15.
That's what I heard there with the old poor internet connection.
Come on, studio, hurry up and get it all finalized, please.
Yeah, because this isn't...
I've gone black and white on Will's screen.
Can't even see my card, I can't even see Will.
No.
It's sad.
It's really...
Oh, I need to be in the studio so badly.
Yeah.
I can't even feel this anymore.
I can't.
Can't.
Anyway, we are back with a...
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Shut up.
And that's it.
It's me.
Okay.
Thanks Will.
I'm just feeling it.
Just feeling it.
I can't find...
Feeling it.
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
Anyway, let's jump into promotion.
Yeah, just a second.
What?
I'm feeling it.
Definitely not gonna be massive, everyone.
But we have a new blog out, and no posts are coming out yet until season three, but the
page is there, the blog, the about page, the contact page.
Go check it out.
Go subscribe.
Go like it.
Please everyone.
We have so much support.
We are putting so much time and effort into this, so.
Please show your support.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
I'm just like, I don't know, your voice is like, um, before your mouth.
So is yours.
Oh no.
Come on Riverside you turds.
Oh no.
Is the audio gonna be messed up?
No.
No, just the video.
Okay, looks fine then.
I think so, yeah.
Um, anyway.
Sorry, sorry, I just popped up on my screen saying, uh.
Sorry, that's just some weird, something about nudes popped up.
What?
I don't know.
On your screen?
Yeah.
Nudes.
Right.
Never mind.
Yeah, that's not good.
Anyway, um, what's happened to you recently?
What's happened to me?
Oh, right.
Okay, so basically what we're gonna do guys, so, because of what?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, enough, enough.
And that's why I wanted you to say, I was just, sorry.
Okay.
So, as we said in the previous podcast, um, I'm going away, we're worried the internet's
not gonna be able to handle the recording because it's quite hard internet wise.
Um, so we, we actually record, this is Friday.
So we're recording this on the same day that our last episode came out.
So we can't really do weeks because we've said it all.
So we're just doing some little stories from our life that has happened from recently.
We're just maybe a bit further away.
We'll just go with it.
You know?
So yeah.
Yeah.
Just, just not only how we chat, just, um, no weeks.
That's technically it everyone.
Yeah.
Okay.
Mr. Jones.
Sir.
That's me.
Yeah.
Well done.
Okay.
Um, to start this off, I'm going to ask you a very important question.
What do you call this part of your body right here?
The forehead.
Forehead.
Correct.
So I want to now I met this girl.
She's from up North in England.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
They do not call it a forehead.
This is news to me.
Now what they call it is not to blow your mind.
Okay.
A FOD.
F O D. FOD.
A FOD.
Just a FOD.
Yeah.
This is a FOD.
A FOD.
Yeah.
I don't know how it came up in conversation, but somehow forehead got mentioned and I said
forehead and this was like, what?
And I was like, what?
Forehead.
And I pointed my forehead and she was like, oh FOD.
And I was like, FOD.
What?
And then, and then apparently I Googled it.
Apparently FOD is a slang abbreviation of forehead.
Who ever knew?
How weird is that?
Oh my gosh.
My FOD aches today.
Yeah.
They actually say that.
She didn't know forehead was a word.
I know.
Common.
No offense, but you're just bloody common.
Yeah.
But nevermind.
I mean, FOD.
FOD.
Oh, you're FOD.
Oh, what a girl with his FOD.
Wonder.
Okay.
I'm going to have to use that.
That's quite cool.
FOD.
God.
You know, I went on holiday recently.
Yeah.
When this episode comes out, it was a kind of a week ago.
I got some epic GoPro action, actually.
GoPro action.
So I had like three sessions in the sea, I'm pretty sure.
It would be running around in the sea.
And then I had one nice setting where it was just me and you could see the sea.
And I was, I was spying through my binoculars looking around the beach.
Just the GoPro action.
Yeah.
Another one is me going for a walk.
I had really cool pan shots.
So me walk.
So you know how it is in some YouTube videos when they put the GoPro, they put like a GoPro
down and then you, they walk onto the shop and open the door.
But yeah, they come back and pick it up.
That's what I did.
I put it there, walked past the sign, walked on.
That's how I nearly had dangerous footage and nearly falling off a cliff with my GoPro.
Trying to get that cool action shot.
Well.
Yeah, I know.
It's sad.
But also my grandmother had, we were in this cave in a castle and we had this, I was looking
up, you know how it's like in some documentaries and there's like voiceovers, but then they're
actually looking up and around whatever they're looking at.
Yeah.
So I was looking around, looking at all the cool ceiling this and then my grandma came
along and did like a pan shot when you pan past their face.
And it was like, it was so cool.
It was professional.
I got to go edit that now and maybe I'll get it up on the blog.
Go check out the blog everyone.
Stupid opinion blog, blog, stupid opinion blog.
Nope.
No, no, no.
Got it wrong.
Stupid opinion pod dot business dot blog.
Yeah.
Read anything there off by heart.
Got it.
Right.
Okay.
Here's another thing.
This one's going to make you angry.
This one.
So I was going to the garden center with my granny.
I was at her house for the day helping her out just with some general stuff, you know,
helping her in her garden stuff.
Went to the garden center and she wanted to go get some new plants and she wanted to have
lunch there.
So off we went.
Now we went into the garden center.
My grandpa was also there, but he's not very relevant in this story.
So basically what it was for lunch is you could either get the hot meal, but the hot
meal was like curry and we didn't want that.
We could get like go to the salad bar, which is what we decided to do.
And what you could do is you could pick like, I think it was four different things from
the salad bar.
They put it on a plate and it was all for like 9.99.
You get the whole plate, four different things.
Like you can choose whatever you like.
Yeah.
Right.
So my granny, she goes up, she knows what she wants.
She wants whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
And this lady, she picks up the spoon and starts spooning things onto the plate.
Like not what my granny wanted, just random stuff.
And she was like, and then she tried to hand it to my granny and my granny was like, I'm
sorry, but I didn't want any of this, which was totally fair enough of her because I mean,
she didn't want that.
And so, and so the lady goes, oh, right.
Slams the plate down, picks up another plate and goes, what do you want then?
Literally like really stroppy to my grandma.
At this point, I'm just like, right.
Okay.
And then my granny's like, can I have this one please?
And this one please.
And she's like, oh, I don't think you'll like that one.
Back off.
Come here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
What?
And then, and then, and then my granny goes, oh, I do.
I want that one, please.
Fair enough.
She was getting a bit stroppy at this point, but I don't blame her because this woman was
actually telling her what to order.
And then one was like, okay, fine.
Dollops onto the plate.
She says, what else then?
My granny tells her the final things.
And once she like, so basically they like give them to you on the tray.
Yeah.
She slammed it down so hard.
I swear the tray could have fallen off.
My granny was sitting in a wheelchair at the time and hit my granny in the face.
And I literally, I was next to the thing.
I grabbed onto the tray and I was like, and I gave this woman and I was like this.
Right.
Yeah.
And so I just still furious about this story.
This story was about a month ago now, but this still really annoys me every time I think
of it because how does she think she can be so rude?
Like my granny also, she was struggling to hear it was really loud and that was quite
overwhelming for her obviously.
And then this woman was just being really rude, which I just know.
Right.
Well, first of all, she's getting a complaint.
That's for me.
And then another thing, she's not going to hear the freaking end of it.
I'm going to belt out so many swear words at her.
She will not hear the end of it.
I get kicked out.
I get in trouble.
Don't care.
As long as she's scarred for life.
You lady never ever treat the elderly like that.
Exactly.
I'm coming to the house.
I'm going to give you a big smack on the good old peach.
Yeah, that's a nice one.
Peach.
There you go.
Illegal smack.
That was horrible for my dad.
Yeah.
Just dumb people.
So rude.
I know.
Let's get into something, a question that I'm going to ask you.
Best crisp flavour?
A hundred percent.
Hands down, salt and vinegar.
Great answer.
We don't have to disagree.
It's salt and vinegar.
It is.
You can't beat a good old bag of salt and vinegar.
I don't know who these people are saying ready salted is the best.
It's so bland.
Boring farts.
Most flavour.
Exactly.
I know.
I think it's salt and vinegar for me in every single type of crisp.
Timberwolves, Walkers, some of these off-brand Walkers you see at Lidl's or something.
Waitrose Finest, Tesco's Finest.
It's all salt and vinegar.
Sorry if you have a little cheese onion fan out there.
Poor cocktail.
No.
We're all, I mean, somehow the most broad ones, we did this in our chase quiz.
Cheese and onion somehow.
I know.
But I swear I've never seen someone openly choose cheese and onion over salt and vinegar.
I've seen people choose ready salted.
My brother would choose ready salted over salt and vinegar.
Yeah.
So bland.
But cheese and onion, I mean, who's actually eating them?
Let's be honest.
It's disgusting.
Makes me feel sick thinking about it.
I would get cheese and onion on a bar of crisp.
It's got to have some salt and some just flavour to it, not some plain old little smacks of
things that don't go together well.
I mean, it's eww.
I know.
No.
That gives you the gibby gibbies that does.
Anyway.
Oh, by the way, I know there's a little promotion.
I'm going to just promote to you guys Instagram.
Oh, no, that's not my job.
Never mind.
I'm going to promote Facebook to you guys.
Check out the Facebook.
We're not too lively on there, but we do post sometimes.
And I'm going to say again, because we really love this thing.
Check out the blog.
We really, really love the blog.
So much time going into that.
And check out Sunday content, which is going to...
Well, you just had a video of Sunday content, haven't you?
Yeah, just had it.
Yeah, definitely.
We haven't recorded that yet.
But it'll be great.
Check it out.
Yeah.
I've already brought this up in a conversation before, guys, but Snapchat filters.
I love Snapchat filters.
He does.
Let me pull up some Snapchat filters and describe them to you.
Oh, no, they're so far back now.
I remember there was one with Ronaldo and Ronaldo was like...
What?
Yeah.
And then you can actually live speak to him, not actually speak to him, but pretend you're
on a FaceTime call with him.
What are you laughing at?
You.
You get so excited over these Snapchat filters every time they come up in conversation.
Too loveless.
Yeah, I really do.
I know what you do.
You can't beat a good old Snapchat filter.
I like to play them daily now.
Oh, my gosh.
Have you seen the one...
Have you seen the one where it's people's birthdays and it says like, happy birthday,
and then it says that person's face and it's like a little party hat?
I never do that.
Never do that.
No?
I'll send that to you on your birthday.
Good.
Yeah, I'll try that one.
Sorry, it's a long straw.
I do have a lot of interesting pictures in my phone.
Yeah.
There was another one when you could have a...
When there's this man with his armpit up in the air.
Yeah, and then I did the same thing.
My armpit was like...
Oh, here it is.
Oh, he's got it.
There he is.
There's the bald man.
You can do it as well.
Oh, my God.
You got the Nokia brick.
Yeah, don't worry.
Nokia brick with my face stitched up.
To pretend like I don't know how to use it.
There's also one with two gentlemen kissing and then you got your face in the FaceTime
corner.
Yeah, I can see that.
Love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
That's literally it.
Wow.
I really like them.
I like to play around with them and twiddle with them.
You got Peppa Pig, Mario Kart, I think.
Minecraft, Villager.
Oh, yeah.
I'm quite happy.
What else do you have?
Animals.
You can be animals.
There's this specific one where you can be a bunny and then it starts dancing.
Have you seen that one?
No.
It's not like an actual bunny.
It's like a bunny suit with your face in it and then the bunny's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Someone comes on.
It's so funny.
I'll have to show it to you after this.
Okay.
Also, I want to remind you, I did have a maggot on my pool recently.
A maggot?
Yes, a maggot.
Those white, crawly things crawled all the way up to the top.
It was horrible.
What did they do?
I saw two of them on the floor.
Do they suck your blood?
Is that a maggot?
That's not a lice, is it?
It's a... no, oh my God, not a lice.
It's a leech.
Leech?
What does a maggot do?
The maggot, they're little things that live in bins.
They're baby flies.
I swear they do something to you.
Baby flies?
Baby flies.
How come I never knew this?
I don't know.
How come I never knew this?
Every single fly has been a maggot.
What?
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
Hang on.
Oh, okay.
Double check me.
I want some interest.
Fact checking you.
Okay.
Don't... don't fact check me.
I'm right.
What?
See?
I don't think you're right.
What?
I know I am right.
Oh no, you are right.
I'm right.
Oh, it's going to be really spicy.
I can't.
I just threw my phone once at my desk because it was all about the maggots laying eggs and
being all over the place.
I can't.
Right, I'm moving on.
I've got another topic.
I'm moving on.
I've got something else.
Right.
Now, here's one for you.
This one is also going to annoy you.
I don't think it will annoy you as much as the last one, but...
Oh, okay.
I'm going to throw it at you.
I know it won't be as bad as much as the last one, but it will also annoy you.
For example, this is just an example.
Say you're doing something for... I don't know, a public event, you're practicing... No,
let's use your football, for example.
Say you're in some football training.
People come along with their phones out.
There's a clear sign that says,
do not take photography, do not film,
right plonk in front of their face.
They've got their phones out filming you.
Then let's say your coach goes over and says,
can you stop filming please?
They say, okay, put the phone away,
go round the back and start filming you
from the other angle thinking you're not gonna notice.
What?
Sorry, this has happened to me.
Obviously I'm not using my own scenario
because it kind of gives away a lot.
But that's why I'm using your football.
But something very similar to me happened about this.
And the person who was in charge started shouting.
When I say shouting, I mean shouting.
They were like, there is a sign.
Two people who it could be.
Is it? Okay.
They're quite,
right, Mrs. Is it one of them Mrs.?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's who I'm on about.
And she was shouting and she slammed her hand down
and she was like, how dare these people film
when it clearly says not to.
And I was just there like, right.
And then she stormed out of the area we were in
and went to one of the other people
that like helps run the things.
I started saying to him, I've had enough of these people.
You need to take more in charge
because I'm trying to run this.
You need to be using your eyes
and seeing what people are filming.
She's shouting.
She comes back in, she looks at me
and some of the other people that are there
and she goes, ha ha, ha, hoo.
Right, let's continue.
And then outside, outside nothing happened.
And I was just like, you just followed shouting a second ago.
And now you're like acting like we're in the Bahamas.
Oh, honestly, that's just a story I wanted to share
because it makes me chuckle every time I think of it.
But these people, how rude can you get
when it clearly says not to?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's not right.
Against the rules, as they say.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have one big reveal
and one interesting thing before the time's up.
I fell asleep in the library actually.
A few listeners will know this.
I did fall asleep in the library
in an English lesson, yeah, lesson, lesson.
Right.
Yes.
That's it really.
So were you reading?
It was like a library lesson, you were like reading?
It's a library lesson.
Yeah.
When you read, yeah.
And we were all gathering in the main center area, you know?
I'm over by the side.
Well, I think pretty close to the teacher
and I fell asleep on the bike, on my chair, sleeping.
And it took me quite a while to wake up, I think.
What did your teacher do?
What did my teacher, she didn't do anything.
She kind of just laughed.
I can't even think who your teacher was.
Your most dreaded teacher.
Oh, did we used to have her?
Yeah.
Me and you.
Yeah, she didn't like me much.
No, I liked her.
Yeah, and then we had her for something else,
not just English that year.
And me and you did a Jeeves and Wooster play.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that was so good.
I actually miss those good days.
They were good days.
I think I should have taken drama to be honest.
I think I would have been a decent drama.
Director, drama student.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, he's actually good at drama.
And then he had this whole thing of hating it.
If you've watched the business video,
after our Harry Potter play,
Will decided he'd never do anything to do with drama again,
even though he was actually really good.
Me and him used to have the best time in drama,
and then he was really moody in drama
all the time after that.
Yeah.
You're seeing the plots that my acting skills
for certain things are quite interesting.
Yeah, unique.
I regret it.
I keep my words today.
I'm working it up.
I regret it so much, but there you go now.
It's over.
The dream's dead.
Oh.
Now, what are you looking at right now?
It's blurry, isn't it?
I have no idea.
It's too, I can't say.
Oh, that's a picture of a seaside with seagulls.
Like a painted, is that a postcard maybe?
Postcard?
Yeah.
Boats.
Sea, yeah, two boats.
Sea of, is that not boats?
Boats, yeah, boats.
Yeah.
What, what, boats?
What am I hinting at here?
Oh, boat go.
Boat go, yeah, boat go.
You got an update?
Well, a small update.
Ooh, for when?
Looks like we found the time, actually.
When?
That sounds so sexual.
Yeah.
Um.
What?
I know.
It's the day before the full night season.
The 24th of August.
That's really soon.
But didn't you agree to go to the middle of nowhere?
Weymouth, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, how are you gonna get to Weymouth?
That's door to door, say.
That's no good.
You're gonna drive?
Yeah, I'm gonna ride.
Not you, obviously.
Well, yeah, I'm not, no, no, no.
Yeah.
I'm not taking a cab.
Are you gonna send me pictures, please?
Send you pictures, yeah.
Yeah.
Nice boat trip, we'll enjoy it.
Yeah, but are you gonna like,
actually ever tell me who the boat guy is?
I wonder if I have.
Actually, I was trying to reveal it.
Yeah, can you reveal it, please?
No, I think just like Hooked on a Feeling,
we need to say that to the end of the season.
Oh, no, but the thing.
You have to look forward to, and you do as well.
Oh, the end of the season is episode 21.
We're on episode 15.
We are on episode 15, yes.
That's only six episodes left.
We'll be done in no time.
Oh, that means six weeks, are you realising?
No, two, two weeks.
Oh, no, three weeks.
Boom.
Three weeks.
Three weeks, okay, can you have a clue, though?
Their name starts with O.
Oh, no, I don't believe you, though, that's the thing.
I don't feel like you would have said it that easily.
Okay, okay, okay.
I know you too well, Will.
Okay, interesting.
Good, good, good.
Good, now that you know me.
Before we get time, you know what, no, no.
I'm gonna save the pooing in the host's bathroom
for another day.
What?
I know the story, I'm sure.
Yeah, we've gotta save that for next episode.
That would be great.
Anyway, our main topic in inverted commas is guess,
no, not guess, guess the episode.
So what we are going to task each other
is we're going to say some things in the episode,
say what it's about, hint the things,
and then we're gonna guess what that episode is.
Yes.
And play along at home.
Yes, play along at home.
Guys, trust me, we're gonna test if you are true OG
and see if Jemima actually knows her podcast episodes
because I know she's not like a loyal supporter
like me who goes through this.
No, because the thing is,
is I don't listen to them as they come out.
I listen to the old ones
because I find it really dull to listen to the ones
that week because we just recorded them.
So I can remember exactly what we say.
I love listening to like the ones from earlier in the week
because it is so like early on in the season
because it's so funny, you get the memories
and I remember all these stupid conversations we've had
and I find out I reveal way more about myself
than I like realize in the moment.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Right.
Okay.
Who wants to ask the questions first?
All right, I'll ask you one.
Okay, I'm gonna go for this one.
Okay, can it be from either of the series
or just series two?
Either.
Yeah.
Okay, right.
Most embarrassing moments.
Oh, I love this one.
Right.
Most memorable childhood story
and also what not to say on a date.
By the way, we're not looking at the episodes
as while we guess guys.
We're like, John I'm here is like to say,
but to say what happened in it.
I'm reading it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't.
Yeah.
Okay.
What not to say on a date.
Right.
This is hard because it's either episode season two,
episode six or it's season two, episode four.
I think season two, episode four is
how to wake up at 4 a.m.
But maybe not it isn't.
What not to say on a date.
Season two, episode four.
Season two, episode three.
I had a feeling it was that after I said it.
It was after the 10 things of not to say to teenagers
and stuff.
Yeah.
Right, phone going off.
You see well?
Phone going off.
I don't.
Stan.
That's your other phone.
Yeah.
Stan, that's your picture updated.
It's still the old will.
Yeah, it's still.
What?
Like, wait, what do you mean?
It's still the creepy version of you.
What's that?
I was saying it was the.
No, I don't know.
But that's because I was clicked on an episode.
Oh, okay.
I see.
Clever.
Okay, that's interesting.
Interesting.
I'm so scared.
I'm gonna literally mess this up.
I'm so bad at remote.
I just, I'm so bad at remembering.
This is an easy one.
Okay.
Newspapers first introduced back into the groove.
Looking forward to the rest of the season.
Back into the groove, right.
Now, obviously, the easy one would be series two,
episode one, but I feel like that's too obvious.
I'm just trying to think about when newspapers
were introduced.
They weren't at the start of the series.
I don't think they were.
Okay.
So I'm pretty sure it was after a short break.
But we didn't have any short breaks in the early season.
So it must be the first episode.
I don't remember doing newspapers in the, no.
No, we, yeah, okay.
Series two, episode one.
Correct, yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Episode one, we are back.
Yeah, we did introduce newspapers, but the old ones.
Oh no, web apps.
That was it, yeah, it wasn't like the proper.
Yeah.
By the way, I'm looking at it right now, everyone.
I'm gonna promote one more thing.
Do the Q and A in the Spotify section,
if you are on Spotify.
Please do, it helps out so much.
And drop a rating as well.
Out of five, please do.
It helps out so much to grow this podcast.
Helps out so much.
The Q and A question is,
what do you think about the season?
Rate it out of 10.
Rate it, reply.
Just helps out a bunch.
Thanks everyone.
Jemima, you can take it away.
Right, okay.
Okay, in this one, we discuss about robots
and whether they should be in the human world.
And it's Alex Cluely's very first episode
as a proper presenter, actually hired before.
Yeah.
You're gonna fall asleep.
Fall asleep for what?
What was this?
I don't know, you were gonna go to sleep.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think I know what it is though.
Come on.
Episode nine, actually, season one, episode 19.
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
How did you get that?
I know what the episodes, you know.
I know the episodes.
Okay.
Right, okay, let's get you a little bit more sure.
Oh no.
Oh God.
Well, here we go.
Dylan is back.
He also is joined by his girlfriend Darcy.
Darcy.
Talking about stress.
Yeah, I remember this episode really well.
It was really long.
It was quite long.
I felt like it was.
It was six minutes.
You're thinking of the second one.
Yeah.
It's only the episode two.
No, it was the one where Darcy went off
and got her pack of cards and was showing it to us.
I remember it.
Right, so obviously series one, season one, obviously,
because Dylan's in it.
Right.
Darcy came on.
Hang on, read that.
Wait, joined by Dylan's girlfriend Darcy.
It's not number two because that was a really long one.
Number one was just us three.
Season three's been deleted for some reason.
Oh yeah, episode three's been deleted.
We don't know what's going on.
Yeah, don't try to watch that.
I don't know why.
We'll try to look into that.
I reckon it's episode six I'm gonna go for.
Could be completely wrong.
Yeah, yeah, it's episode six.
Yeah, it's actually.
Also talking about stress, yeah.
That was literally a guess.
I knew it was between four, five, six, seven.
I knew it was around six felt right.
We promised we're not cheating.
This really sounds like we're cheating.
We're not, I swear.
We're not, we're not.
This is actually, Will could see the genuine fear in my eyes
of me trying to work that out.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, right.
It's a bit obvious that one, isn't it?
This is hard.
I'm gonna give you a hard one, okay?
And the description that you wrote is very short as well.
So this episode, we listened to listener stories,
Hotel Poo, Dork Boy, and A Bird in a Coma.
It was the one where we did listening stories all episode.
I actually may know this one.
Might you?
Options, I think it's season one, episode eight.
You set your final answer?
Oh God, that feels like it's wrong though.
Right, okay, season one, episode eight.
So we had Josh Wood come on in season one, episode seven.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, great episode that one.
Good episode, really good, funny.
Check it out, still check it out.
I still keep closing it, it's great.
And Will's voice sounds so squeaky
when you listen to the old episodes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Episode nine, I can't remember that one.
So it could be that, I think episode 12
is looming around there.
Episode 11, oh no, I've really done episode,
no we haven't, that was episode 11.
Oh, gee, this is hard.
All 13.
13, season one, episode 13.
I'm going with it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just remembered it.
When you said eight, I was like, wow, he's far away.
What was eight?
Yeah, I know what it is.
Okay.
Okay, I'm ready.
Oh God, no.
We're not gonna, no, that's just, no,
that was one of the worst episodes ever.
I know which one you're talking about.
Well, probably Valentine's Day special wasn't great.
That was my one.
I wasn't in that one.
I was, I don't know what I was doing.
I think I was.
It's just me and Alex clearly.
I think I had a show that night.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is a good episode.
School uniform, we talk about school uniform
and how it's like,
school unit, we talk about school uniform
and how uncomfortable it is.
Fellow teenagers would know and a listener had a hard breakup.
Now this is hard because if you know the episode as well,
we talk about school uniform more than once on the podcast.
Three times I think, twice.
Yeah.
So yeah, okay, so, okay.
It's a hard one.
I'll give you one more hint.
I don't remember.
Yeah, can one more hint please.
Love can be confusing.
Jeremy, love can be confusing, Jeremy.
Oh, okay, that's series one.
I remember very well now.
That's definitely series one.
Yeah.
Oh, I listened to this episode quite a few times actually.
It's one of my favorites personally.
I love the listener story in it.
It's so funny.
Oh good.
So I'm just thinking,
I'm imagining the Spotify in my mind.
Scroll up.
It's quite, it's quite far in.
There's 21 episodes.
I reckon it's around,
I don't know for certain,
but I'm gonna say series one episode 15.
Is that your final answer?
Yeah, cause I don't know.
Okay, I'm gonna dial it in.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not dialing in.
Well, now I'm debating it.
I'm debating it.
But now I'm debating it.
It might be like way lower now
cause I don't remember it very well,
but I don't know.
Okay, I'm gonna go for,
okay, series one episode,
let's go,
have we done 12?
Yeah, that was the thing we won.
Right, so I'm gonna go 13.
Episode, season one, episode 11.
11.
Oh, 11.
That's close.
We'll do one more each.
Yeah, right.
Here you go, sir.
This is fun.
This is fun, good.
How are you getting along listeners at home?
You doing well?
Tell me in the screen.
Oh yeah, very well.
Well done guys.
Good, also another way you can get involved with us
is going to the blog page.
Oh my God.
Type in the message in that way.
Just gonna promote it, you know,
a personal message, we'll read it and read it out.
Unless you don't want us to read it out, just saying.
Since when is our first episode only 19 minutes?
How the heck did we squeeze everything into 19 minutes?
19 minutes.
And then our second one's an hour 44,
the inconsistent.
Oh, no, they're all, they range from like half an hour
to 45 minutes now, which is quite a good.
That's decent time.
Oh, I love this one, so we're doing this one.
Singing contest.
So I'm giving you singing contest.
I think I know what this is actually.
Okay.
This is, yeah, I think I know what this is.
Episode six, no, we didn't.
Oh, I know it because we've, Alex clearly in it.
So it's definitely not episode six.
I know what it is.
Season one, episode 16.
What?
No, what?
No, you said it so confidently, no.
No, what?
Okay, well.
So,
do you want another guess?
Yeah, I'll take another guess, yeah, yeah.
Okay, come on then.
I'm trying to think.
Right, I mean, I read a message from someone.
I thought it was six, oh, I'm going, okay.
Oh, Alex Crews debut, when was that?
That was 12, no, that was 19.
It's a pure presenter.
Yeah, but he came on as special guest, remember?
I didn't believe what I'm seeing when it says this number.
Episode 14.
No.
What was it?
12.
We've done 12.
It's really early on.
Look, episode 12 singing contest.
It's so far down, I thought that was near the end of the season.
Wow.
What?
I know.
That's crazy.
I'm not gonna lie, some of these descriptions are so bad.
Yeah, they are.
They're like, yeah, done, they're slapping it in.
They're like, yeah, they're like,
they're like, they're like, they're like,
yeah, done, they slap it in, post it out.
Yeah.
Great.
One more for you, don't I?
Yeah.
Just checking if our episode is, no.
Sorry, I'm having problems uploading our last week's episode.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
All right.
Okay, I think I got it.
Yeah, positive feedback for this, when it came out.
No, that's so, I was gonna do last week's episode.
Why?
No, the week before that episode.
Okay, this one.
Talking about cost of living.
Oh, God, this is about the food.
We will talk about this soon.
Hope you guys enjoy, I know.
Listener story, that was it, that's all I can tell you.
Conversation of living.
Yeah, I remember this one was so boring
and I can't stand to listen to it.
So I'm really sorry we put that out.
It was the most, this is meant to be a comedy
and then we were talking about cost of living crisis.
I don't know what we were doing.
Right.
Okay.
Sorry.
So obviously series one, Alex clearly was there again.
So.
Yeah, just three.
It's gonna be later in the series.
Went for a bad spell there, surprisingly, actually.
I wonder why.
Yeah.
I'll think about that overnight.
Oh, dear.
Okay, I'm gonna go, so it's later on.
So 21 and then you've got the review.
22.
21 was the review, wasn't it?
No, I feel like 21 was the last one and then 20.
Oh no, it was, yeah.
21 was the review.
Don't ask us why we did 21 episodes of Ron.
We can't remember.
No idea.
I mean, we're even thinking of shorting it for next season
because it is quite long, but you know, maybe not, maybe.
Unless if you liked it long, I'm not.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go 18.
Series one, episode 18.
So you're thinking it came before the robots?
No, no.
Episode...
Okay, series one, episode 19.
That was the robots.
What?
I said it's episode 20.
It was not the last one before the review.
Well, maybe it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
I'm going, yeah, I'm going 17.
17.
No, 18.
18, 18, 18.
It's 20.
I mean, I don't know why we put it as 20.
Was that such a boring conversation?
No, no, we did not.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, we didn't.
What we had was 21 was the final act of the series,
which was just waffle probably.
And then we have the review, which was different.
So that's 22.
So we have 22 episodes.
22 episodes each series.
Well, we need to talk about this afterwards.
That's ridiculous.
Sorry, guys.
If you guys want us, what number do you think
we should wrap it on everyone?
And obviously we're going to need more season,
so you don't need to worry about that.
But like, that's no, because yeah.
We've short, so you can have longer series
with more content, or you can have shorter series
with better, more constant, more thought out content.
Yeah.
We don't mind.
Whatever you do.
Maybe sometimes if you want, actually no, no, no,
nevermind, yeah.
There you go.
Yeah. Perfect.
See you.
Oh my 44 minutes long.
Oh, blimey.
I can't believe she's waffling.
Right, we better wrap up.
Yeah, let's wrap up.
Thanks guys for watching or listening.
Great episode today.
Hope you guys enjoyed.
Peace, and I'll see you next one.
Bye.
Bye guys.
Peace.