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Ciao.
Bonjour.
And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, season two, episode fourteen.
Yeah.
So.
We're fourteen, yeah.
Um, or you can call our podcast, Pinky Pog podcast.
Yeah.
Well, if you know what we're talking about, just, yeah, you know, you're the OGs, you
know.
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Not really the OGs.
What was the last episode?
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But because they're the OGs because they watch every episode.
So what I was getting at.
We know we're going up there, Mr. J. J.W.
Yeah.
And others, but you know, clearly don't personally know you.
But we love you so.
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Okay.
Weeks.
Now we're going to move on swiftly.
Swiftly, swiftly.
So how's week gone?
My week?
I'm pretty bland to be honest.
Nothing much really.
Just to be honest.
Yeah.
Nothing really.
Just general stuff.
Music theory.
Channel.
All that jazz.
I organised my desk drawer today actually and it looks really professional.
Like professional now.
You know like those, you know those like people that like they like have their like their
rooms and their life is like perfect and like they're like where's the stuff?
Nothing like that.
And they're like they like get they have like the perfect mood.
They're like they're all their notes are highlighted perfectly and all that.
That's the vibe I'm going for with this desk.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah like like a fucking office obsessor.
Yeah.
Office obsessor.
That's the vibe we're going for.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't have much more to say about my week other than that.
I'm sorry.
A bit pretty disappointing but I'm sure you have many stories from your holidays so away
with you.
No I'm not on the read of this.
No no no.
This is my life.
It's never interesting except this one thing.
I played I did I did lifeguards with my sister actually.
Lifeguards okay.
Lifeguards so we jumped this is the last day of the holiday.
We jumped in the old sea and we went out on our old bodyboards.
We went to see imaginary people in the water.
We did this when we were younger and we just felt like it would be a bit of nostalgia.
Yeah okay.
And lifeguards and go come here bitch.
Wheel them in and then like oh my god two kids out there.
Sub they're over there.
I'm moving I'm moving I'm moving.
I repeat.
Sub we're moving.
It was really it was really it's fun.
I recommend you do it with your family everyone at home and then you should buy it's lifeguard.
I'll check that out all my next holiday.
Yeah thank you thank you.
Great.
I had nothing else to be honest I went for a smaller walk.
What are you pointing at?
Oh it's maddening window because you need to tell the window story.
Oh it's so funny.
I'll tell you after I'll just tell you that I nearly fell down a cliff.
Um yeah.
Um are you okay?
Yeah I think so.
I was trying to get some GoPro action but then nearly fell down.
I know.
I started to laugh all night.
I was trying to get all these cool little photos, cool camera shots but you can't actually
think about your scene.
No no what of them.
As long as they have the cool pics that's what matters.
Okay yeah.
Anyway the window story everyone not Windows Microsoft bloody Windows I mean Window.
So the door was locked in my house and we uh McKees we thought we had lost.
They're my grandma's jeans so they were and we lost them.
We thought we lost them.
I had to climb in through the little window so in my bedroom it was all left open because
you know like a bit of air ventilation in my room.
I had to climb in I banged my head on the freaking little side.
It really feels like a lump right there.
Really hurts.
You can't see it but it really hurt and I banged it.
I was like oh bloody hell.
My grandma was like well you're alive.
You're alive.
Sitting there.
Did your granddad go through the window or was he outside like.
No no he was outside waiting for me to open.
So you were sent in to go round and open the door I see.
You think he's gonna climb in like the Tom Cruise through the window.
I don't know I hadn't really considered it.
Gangsta granddad now.
What an epic scene.
Oh and also my room was um hell.
Yeah my head phase unplugged so then you had yourself free the mic and yeah.
But you saw I sent you a picture of this.
My accommodation room ceiling had stains of like dampness on it.
So it was grim.
It was grim.
It was grim but surprisingly that's probably the nicest place I've stayed at at a wedding.
Gosh where your family renting were.
I know I always ask the same question.
Oh it's an issue on it's holidays.
There's always like lice in the bed.
Do you remember when you went all residential in like I don't know what year it was and
you told me that there was that was like a prince nest in your room or something.
Oh my god everyone.
Oh this is horrible.
Our first residential year seven.
Bumperda we're rolling up.
It's quite a nice first night you know we're talking.
Well I don't.
I slept with two in-testing human beasts.
One of them is actually quite clever and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Quite clever but they're all talking about interesting things to do and interesting things
that you know what I'm on about.
And then and then you know yeah talking about their dream girl.
We're gonna get into all the nasty stuff in a minute but I'm just describing the story.
Old time's sake.
But his dream girl was I told you this I remember telling you this.
I don't know how to not give it away but you know you know you know the person I'm thinking
about you know.
I'm pretty sure I knew you were talking about I think yeah.
Malfent Malfent.
No well guess their heads.
Their heads so somebody's head.
I feel like there's multiple.
Yeah multiple people in the room.
Oh this is probably the one he'd say.
No no.
He was obsessed with her.
I didn't make it up.
Oh okay yeah yeah.
So somebody's head.
I'll get into the chest part of the minute and then someone's someone's legs.
That person I just said legs and bottom.
And then someone else's.
So three people.
Someone else's and that's.
Chest.
What.
Oh I don't think this will give it away.
A.
I think I know.
Wait there's two options.
Sorry this is a bit running guys but you know you're just hearing out dirty we were back
in year seven.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah.
I think I think I know who we're talking about.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
It's a really hard name to lip read.
Yeah yeah and then their chest.
So you know who.
Someone said someone's.
Oh no.
Well it's quite random but I guess you could see why at the end of the day.
And they were supposed to be taller.
There you go.
Oh okay.
He doesn't like small.
Oh yeah.
We know that one.
I.
Oh oh oh.
Well you're zoning out.
Sorry I was zoning out there sorry.
That idea.
Yeah anyway my room my room in the residential was.
Horrible there was little ants crawling all over the room in the corner.
I actually I asked.
I asked one of my colleagues in the room.
One of my roommates to come down to like the bottom row while I slept on the top because
I was freaking terrified.
And you know that was a spider the massive spider in one of the boys is in the one of
the boys room next to us and it was I thought it was gonna crawl through.
I don't know the ants long shivers but then this was the worst part was all the bathroom
had mold on the toilet on the toilet mold.
That's like.
Oh the seat.
And like you know where you have like the backboard you know when you lifted up the
back the lifting backboard.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Then you have this little seat that you can lift up it was in between them the little
hinge there.
Yeah I mean I know I know we're 11 minutes in and we haven't really gotten to a lot but
I want to go into our next residential because it doesn't get disgusting but it gets.
Uncomfortable.
Horrible.
This was the way you came.
I was allowed on this one.
This was horrible everyone horrible it was eventually ever.
I mean first of all the last day we had to walk miles to the bus.
The miles.
The bus.
Walking.
Miles.
Well it wasn't actually to the bus it was like to the beach.
She.
No apparent reason and then like back to the bus like it was like.
Yeah I know what you mean.
It was so stupid.
But this residential was a massive it was not a massive but a decent size tent that's
say the size of your living room maybe a tad smaller.
Yeah.
With a good amount of boys and I mean selling guys.
Mine had 10 girls.
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Come on.
But nine boys in one tent nine and a ten for Jemima.
I mean that's really hard to get sleep.
Bessie our 10 was the noisiest was the noisiest because we get two clowns mixing it out.
I'm taking it up extra washing up and they'd call it positive three strikes like they'd
give you like strikes and then was 10 got way past the strike.
Yeah.
The two clowns anyway we cleaned up the washing up.
We had one of them actually one of the strikes I'm pretty sure was for for Cando do and his
bringing them in snoring.
Isn't those now.
Why the guy walking around what it was it was it was a fake snore.
That's it.
Oh my gosh we got a strike because one of the girls was standing up in the tent but
that's the only reason we got strike.
She was literally just standing up because I can't remember what she was doing now.
I think she'd gone to get her water bottle.
Actually she just stood up got her water bottle and then we got a strike to the guy was shouting
out now girls to sleep and we were like calm it mate she's getting water.
Let's take a chill pill.
It was strict it was ridiculous and then our head of years started shouting at us the next
morning because we had put these people through so much pain.
It was freezing cold every blimmin night.
Yeah.
My little pyjamas and my not warm sleeping now this was a thin sleeping bag I had at
the time was horrible freezing.
Did you not put on an extra jumper to sleep?
I did in the end.
Yeah I put on I think I ended up over my pyjamas putting on joggers and a hoodie to try and
sleep and I was still cold.
It was absolutely freezing every single night.
It was like below zero degrees every night.
I don't know what they were expecting us to be doing what we did how many doobies or anything
it was being freezing.
Even though it was terrible there was so much more.
This this why this residential was terrible.
I'm not going to go into it because there's so much but you know it was it was terrible.
The coast steering was fun actually we did do coast steering and I didn't enjoy that
and then the other next residential this is our last one don't worry I wouldn't bore you
for too long.
This was a good one in my opinion it was it wasn't good no it was good it wasn't great
but it was okay.
You didn't come on this one did you?
I don't think so no no I didn't.
You didn't come on it?
It just just just happened.
Yeah no I didn't come on it.
I literally didn't know anything about it.
No one said anything about it so.
Here we go.
Yeah?
It was okay I enjoyed it to be honest we had a nice big space we could obstacle course
you know play rugby in the morning and nights football night good good good matches it was
it was enjoyable.
The activities were good we slept in a tent which to be honest wasn't oh yeah it definitely
wasn't cold let me tell you it was boiling too hot yeah and I had to slide it I had to
sleep with Piv and Willenny so it wasn't enjoyable but Piv well I feel like um no George Piv didn't
do too much to be honest not at all he kind of didn't mess up I mean I know he did Mr.
Enny he was all over the place he was like that's gonna stealing food.
He had no other forces with him he still attacked me and then and it was always a soundball
but you know I enjoyed it it was really fun even though he doesn't tidy up after himself
a lot Mr. Enny but yeah enjoyable.
The activities were quite lacklustre especially the night activities I missed I mean I really
I mean they were terrible what a waste of time yeah go orienteering is a terrible one
is that that's what when you go on the mat yes orienteering yeah what was the best oh
I what's it um gorge walking when you walk through rivers and jump into the river oh
yeah really good that was the best and then yeah it was tiring anyway that is our residentials
at Don's I mean the first one was the nastiest the second one was horrible and torture literally
total torture no norms and then and then then the third one was very peaceful nice nice
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your dude weirdo will shall we start there yeah i'm sorry my story was a bit strange
i'm a strange chap yeah yeah well yeah yeah okay um i'd like to tell you a story about when i was
at home once when i was 15 i was when i was 15 i was sticking my lego up my nose
oh what and my only friend jerome i'm sorry still wrong his weird name
o-m-e jero oh my god that you know he's not um jeroam rung me up and asked if i wanted to play
video games i thought it would be a bit silly because why would i want to stop sticking my
legos up my nose well i prefer to go around the get old game boy and the blood wing and the stick
yeah yeah that's not like put emmick emmick like that come on emmick stick up you know from the
lego movie yeah yeah no because the lego bricks have those like little bumps and wouldn't it like
oh what do you got like beats out of your nose your nose is really inclinative because like put
pressure on it and the inside it bleeds quite quick for me yeah i love that sniff when i'm as
young as you see that that assist you know remember the the spiffer thing i'd
then the whole all the soil or whatever it's called
jim because i was thinking about like when you say snow well you did this until about a month ago
yeah yeah i went sniffing that stuff all the time and it made my lonely so often
yeah anyway finishing the story um um because why would i want to stop sticking legos up my
nose jeroam then told me he spends all night playing video games i thought this was a bit
silly what do you guys think of teens and video games oh good question what do you think of
teens and video games well we are teens we do play video games don't we yeah yeah so you will
what do you play all of your switch games okay just dance such a good game well don't do that
thing i did that after they'd come up like boom
no no no because there's such a good game animal crossing it's a good game god i actually remember
now harry potter lego harry potter world yeah i haven't paid it in a day that chef forgot that
game i ate the game now so actually this i think they're making a new one no joke ready you read
the one coming out good because the characters noises is back right
where are the five hits wait what else is there i swear i'm missing so many i don't
know oh yeah fortnight yeah um mario kart that's a good family friend that's a good family one
me my family always sit down play mario kart we remember it like i think that's made by mario
kart but it's not mario kart what's it called like oh god i can't remember mario parsnip
is that like the board game one yeah yeah that that yeah i don't know it's quite a game actually
underrated game yeah it's underrated yeah um and yeah i think that's it
oh god okay that's a small roster but i mean i can go on very good but i'll give you the main ones
all of the fifa's up to fifa 15 yeah there you go okay um gf a battlefront 2 star wars edition
fortnight obviously i'm a little fortnight nerd except i'm not playing as much as i used to i
used to play 10 hours a day daily back in chapter 2 season 2 covid times yeah they were the good
days though so you know does it what else do i play spider-man or both the spider-man games ps4
and marz morales and that's literally all the games have got downloaded but there's so much more
like car games lego games lego star wars i you don't want to hear me go on but yeah what do we
think about teens and video games um i'm gonna be completely honest here i think it's quite bad
bad yeah even though i play them a lot a lot but i try to get off them now really try to change it
around they are dangerous yes i mean you can just sit here and growing as a little old turnip
sitting around just sitting as an old turning it's not great you want to get out in my room
it's so hot and stuffy i like sometimes i can barely breathe proper air you know it's just
hot there i always complain about this i mean i i just i'm sleeping in my sister's room don't
tell her that but i'm sleeping in my sister's room because it's got so much actual dripping
air in it i mean it's unhealthy in here why don't you just move into your sister's room and then
there's a lot of stuff to move in i mean it's oh yeah i suppose yeah
yeah well what about you me um yeah i mean obviously it's fine to play a bit like every
now and again you know talk to your friends and play with your family a bit as a good like social
thing but obviously don't all day every day because that's just not a thing don't do that
if i'm going to play video games i make sure i've done number one all my homework first all my music
practice gone outside like make sure i've done everything like because i mean you've got to
make sure you've done what you need to do because yeah so i always make sure i've done everything i
need to do beforehand um made sure i've gone outside exercised all that jazz before i would
even open a video game um so i mean obviously it's fine if you do it like that i'm perfectly
i don't have an issue with it if you like play it's a bit like that i don't really see an issue
but obviously it becomes the issue where people play like all day every day don't do anything else
in their lives which is like you know bill yeah 1890s and stuff you know yeah and like those
people that like not trying to point any fingers or anything but they get so annoyed about a game
like they're like you're trying to talk to your your really really good friend you're trying to
talk to them i'm not talking from experience or anything you're trying to talk to a guy that's
like a brother to you let's say it's a strange scenario this is strange and then there's this
other person there and they managed to kill them really badly that you and this other guy sometimes
even end up face timing each other to try and get each other through the pain but not talking
from experience but there is no type of people that should be playing video games
yeah definitely
it's
i just it had to come out i it's i've been feeling it a long time
if i get an hour gotta get it out some some people might know who is definitely not talking about
this is not our scenario will no no no no no yeah big cross that was a great question will um yeah
will great question i think we'll come back to that one day because it's a big yeah you can get a big
fun and serious topic about it but i mean that was enjoyable i mean i think games have to be
limited definitely and you need to watch what games you play i keep seeing coming up on my
playstation recommended this poke lady with big um chests yeah chests you know what i mean and
jiu-jitsu keeps coming up on my playstation store and it's quite annoying i haven't downloaded it
don't think i have good good man and you should watch out for 18 rated games like that all that
like violent games for like isn't violent guns yes but it's a little kids games and it kind of
yeah i see why the 12 kind of because it's got guns in it but it's also so unrealistic it's funny
we don't actually barely ever play the actual game just so people know we just use the creative
we don't play the actual game because it's inflatable death roll
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great show uh great to be involved with all of you see you guys later bye bye
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