1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jumaimah McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,440 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,480 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:16,480 Hello and welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode 13. 11 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,560 And yes, I can say this with enthusiasm this time. 12 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:24,320 We are back people. 13 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:30,200 One main episode, I'm pretty sure, through our main episodes and one Sunday content. 14 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,800 Cheese, a long time. 15 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:38,160 I think maybe, no, maybe it wasn't too. 16 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,760 We've been gone for a long time because Jumaimah was on a little trip, first of all. 17 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,280 Yeah, a little trip. 18 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:49,800 And then I'm here on holiday in somewhere in Wales. 19 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,800 I don't know. 20 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:57,960 Yeah, but it's in Wales, but it's great to be back everyone and trust me, I need this. 21 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,960 I need this. 22 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:04,560 Because we're about to experience a horrible traumatic experience in a minute. 23 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:14,960 And yeah, then my week, my day has been quite chaotic. 24 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:21,000 The, because I'm in Wales right now, a completely different setting for me. 25 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,360 It's quite nerve wracking a holiday. 26 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:30,360 I don't like it because they're quite boring. 27 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,440 So some parts can be boring, for example, repeating the same, because we've been going 28 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,560 to Wales for 18 years now. 29 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,600 Eight whole years. 30 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,560 And it's quite, you know, maybe it gets a bit repetitive. 31 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:48,440 We're a bit boring and it definitely is starting to feel like that. 32 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:53,240 Especially when I was changing the other day, because I don't like changing in the blimmin' 33 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,760 pebbles because then they hit you in the little shape. 34 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,960 I have one of those big coats you see, so no one can see your ding dong flapping around. 35 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:02,960 Oh well. 36 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,080 I don't use any bad words. 37 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,080 I just said ding dong. 38 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:13,840 I mean that could be your top or shorts. 39 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,800 Yeah, that's what he meant. 40 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,600 So I'm changing it and it stank so much. 41 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,600 Don't change in the carpark. 42 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:27,640 No, not the carpark, the side road near the little sewers and the public toilets. 43 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:28,640 Don't change that. 44 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,640 So it's... 45 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,640 I'm confused. 46 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,200 Were you changing it to get into the sea? 47 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,200 No, I was changing it to get out. 48 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,080 Oh, I was going to say, why weren't you just wearing your swimming trunks under joggers 49 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,080 or something? 50 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,080 Okay, that makes sense. 51 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,080 Okay, sorry. 52 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,080 It stank. 53 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,080 It stank horribly. 54 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,080 I couldn't... 55 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,080 I had barely changed. 56 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,080 I was about to be sick. 57 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,080 Picture ratting. 58 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,080 Yeah, but obviously it was quite bad. 59 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,080 It was horrible. 60 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,080 And also, in... 61 00:03:52,080 --> 00:04:10,280 Where I was going to the beach time, I'm not anymore, luckily. 62 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:19,240 I don't want to be hit by this stupid man in his car moving to the north of Wales. 63 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,800 But there was a crazy man driving and he... 64 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,200 This was at night. 65 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,200 I didn't see it. 66 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 It's on the news. 67 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,200 It's on the news. 68 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,200 It's a big, big story. 69 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,080 He was driving down too fast, overloaded car. 70 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:36,640 It toppled over three times and bashed into a camping site and a baby was trampled on. 71 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 It's alive. 72 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,640 It's alive. 73 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,640 It's alive. 74 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,640 God, phew. 75 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:45,080 It's just, I think six people injured, main people injured, nine in total. 76 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,040 And the baby, luckily the cot saved the baby. 77 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,240 The cot, it was sleeping, saved the baby. 78 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,240 Really? 79 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,240 But... 80 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,720 Not epic, but amazing, it's still alive. 81 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,720 You phrasing. 82 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,840 Oh, I was... 83 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,200 I have been near a crime scene now, I can say. 84 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,200 Well, not really well done. 85 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,200 Crime, but... 86 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,200 I was near a crime scene. 87 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,200 Quite, quite pleased with that myself. 88 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,040 What, what, what, is that a bad... 89 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,040 What? 90 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,040 You're pleased? 91 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,040 What? 92 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,040 You could have got hurt. 93 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,040 What? 94 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,040 You could have gotten hurt. 95 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,040 Oh, that's... 96 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,040 Wow. 97 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,040 Um, I'm quite pleased. 98 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,040 Um, but how's the week gone? 99 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,040 How's the week gone? 100 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,040 My week? 101 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,040 Now, it's been very, very good. 102 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,040 For? 103 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,040 Course was... 104 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,040 No. 105 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,040 Good. 106 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,040 But... 107 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:37,040 Um, the course, the course was like really, really good. 108 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,040 It was great. 109 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:45,040 I'm not going to say too much detail because otherwise it's quite easy to get trapped. 110 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,040 But it was great. 111 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,040 Made a lot of friends. 112 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,640 Had a really good week. 113 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:53,320 But it was very tiring because it was like getting up early every day, going to bed late 114 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,280 every day and a lot of just like no breaks really. 115 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,280 But it was really good. 116 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,280 I got back... 117 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Well, I got back yesterday. 118 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:06,680 Um, yesterday evening because I had to pick my brother up from the night before. 119 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,680 As it was all very complicated. 120 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:13,440 But I got back yesterday evening and do you know that feeling where you've been away from 121 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:18,440 your own bed for so long and then you lie back in your own bed and it's just like so 122 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,600 nice and I was just like, oh my gosh, yes. 123 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:30,240 I didn't get up till like 11 because I was just enjoying my bed so much, honestly. 124 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:34,080 Just the softness and the stuff. 125 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,080 So nice. 126 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:42,120 Um, now this isn't about my week, but this is just a little, little thing that I'd like 127 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,640 to say. 128 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,800 William Jones has had a haircut. 129 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:53,600 Oh, I may have had some sort of trim as they say these days. 130 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,600 Trim. 131 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,600 Trim. 132 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,600 It's a trim. 133 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 Well, I won't. 134 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,600 Your hairstyle, yes, but it's... 135 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,600 It's not a trim. 136 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,720 It's more of a... 137 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,880 It's more of a... 138 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,160 It's definitely not a trim. 139 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,160 You cut a lot off. 140 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,160 Yeah, it's gone. 141 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,840 It is ready for the wave. 142 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,640 Oh, shit. 143 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,800 The wave. 144 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:27,560 Don't you think you are some guy off subway surfers? 145 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,600 The waves are going to be like this. 146 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,760 What? 147 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,080 You're doing that to your... 148 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,800 We're talking about that after this. 149 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,200 No, you're not. 150 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,280 We're going to talk about that afterwards. 151 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,280 No. 152 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:44,600 You know, waves, guys, you know, you're going to be like, well, dude. 153 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,600 Yeah. 154 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,600 Well, no. 155 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,600 You're not getting waves. 156 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,600 We've already discussed this before. 157 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,120 Do you remember when you said, do you mind if we should get waves about a year ago? 158 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:55,760 And I was like, you can, but no one's going to like it. 159 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,040 And you were like, yeah, no one's going to like it. 160 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,040 Well, well. 161 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,600 Everyone likes it. 162 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,800 Everyone likes waves. 163 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,760 I'm just checking up on the wave situation. 164 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,760 See if I'm remembering it wrong. 165 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,320 See if maybe it will look good on you. 166 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,280 And I'm just remembering it wrong. 167 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,280 Waves. 168 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:19,040 Yeah, you've probably been doing your forgettable memory. 169 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:23,240 You like them, don't you? 170 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,560 No, I really don't. 171 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,560 I mean, it depends. 172 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,640 There's different types of it, I guess. 173 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,640 This type is okay. 174 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,040 I can't like the mean. 175 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,040 What's that? 176 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,040 Well, it's better than that. 177 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,040 That's atrocious. 178 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,040 Terrible. 179 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,040 It is. 180 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,040 Kind of like that. 181 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,040 Maybe I'll get mine like that. 182 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:51,560 Still looking red. 183 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,560 We catch you the ladies. 184 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:58,160 I was just thinking. 185 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:03,000 I don't know, I know I just think about random things, but I was just thinking. 186 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,560 Have you ever accidentally text the wrong person? 187 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:08,560 Yeah. 188 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,560 All the time. 189 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,880 I did it this week. 190 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,480 It's an absolute shambolic thing to do. 191 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,480 It's very embarrassing. 192 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:21,960 And then the worst thing is you forget to delete the message or you didn't notice. 193 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,360 And then it's like, oh, sorry. 194 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:29,720 Oh yeah, I've done that before. 195 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:35,000 And you know what I actually did this morning, which is very similar to that. 196 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,280 I was making the new Instagram post. 197 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,680 I didn't realize I was on my personal account. 198 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,000 I posted it. 199 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Don't worry. 200 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,560 It once had been posted. 201 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,680 It said Jermaine McVitie and I was like, oh my God, no. 202 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,960 I deleted it within two seconds. 203 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,960 No one saw it. 204 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,200 I went over to the podcast and then re-posted it. 205 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,080 So I had to write the caption again, but the whole caption I had to rewrite, which was 206 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,200 really annoying. 207 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,760 But yeah, that was an experience. 208 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,800 That's an absolute mess up for you. 209 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 Yeah. 210 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 It's a whole spot. 211 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,800 I'm not yawning. 212 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,800 Yeah. 213 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,800 I don't really think. 214 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:12,800 Yeah. 215 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,800 It's so embarrassing. 216 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:19,000 It gives me the shivers just like, you know who? 217 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:28,920 I mean, yeah, but I believe it's something else I was about to say. 218 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,320 Oh, I'm forgetting a lot of the day. 219 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,320 Today's been a dreadful day, by the way. 220 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,480 What have you just? 221 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,840 I was just checking, but we're good. 222 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,840 We're good. 223 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,840 Oh, that's beating. 224 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,000 Oh, this was it. 225 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,360 Remember last episode, I was listening to it ages ago when it first came out. 226 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,160 But the end of the last episode. 227 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,160 Oh, yeah. 228 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:58,040 And they're brapped. 229 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,040 You may start there. 230 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,040 Blame you. 231 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,040 Blame you. 232 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,040 I'm blaming you. 233 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:07,880 Because how do you not shake your headphone jacks plugged in? 234 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,320 I don't know how I didn't chat. 235 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,320 I don't know. 236 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,360 So it's just me talking to myself and then I muted you. 237 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,360 I mean, some good memories. 238 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 I'm going to have to check. 239 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,360 It's really funny. 240 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,360 The whole episode, sorry. 241 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,360 It's a good episode. 242 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,360 Yeah. 243 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:31,680 But if you listen to it, it ends with me having a little argument. 244 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,560 Now some people might think that we were putting that on. 245 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,320 No, we stopped recording and we were still arguing. 246 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,320 Yeah. 247 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,320 Yeah. 248 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,320 Yes. 249 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,160 About 20 minutes of still arguments about that. 250 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:51,880 Um, guess, guess what? 251 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Guess what? 252 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,880 Um. 253 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,880 You said what? 254 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880 What? 255 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:56,880 Guess what? 256 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:01,880 You know, you know, you know, Bo girl. 257 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,880 Yeah. 258 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Why? 259 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Bo. 260 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:13,880 You going on that boat trip? 261 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:18,000 When do we last speak about this? 262 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:22,040 Like two weeks ago, a week, no, week, a week ago. 263 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,880 No, a week and a half, week and a half. 264 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,560 Week and a half? 265 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,200 Something like that. 266 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,200 It was ages ago. 267 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,640 Anyway, there has been developments. 268 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,840 Oh, tell me. 269 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,840 We chose the spot. 270 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,160 We chose the spot for the boat trip. 271 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,160 Okay. 272 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,160 Okay. 273 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,160 Okay. 274 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,160 Okay. 275 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,160 So is it, is it actually like official this is happening? 276 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,160 I don't know. 277 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,160 It depends. 278 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,160 I think it's, I don't know. 279 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:55,600 I just said it's a random place that has sea and boats near it. 280 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,600 Is it Naingdo? 281 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,600 No. 282 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,760 We're Weymouths in Dorset, isn't it? 283 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,760 Yes. 284 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,240 Why the heck have you chosen there? 285 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:07,240 There's boats. 286 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,000 I don't know if you can, can you fish on the boats? 287 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I don't know. 288 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 If you go out to sea. 289 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:16,320 I don't think if you go in the sea, you can fish on the boats. 290 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,720 I feel like you have to have like a special plan there. 291 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,720 I don't know though. 292 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,720 No. 293 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,760 Well, yeah, but I don't know. 294 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,680 But you can, you can, you can get with a man. 295 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,720 You can go like a fishing trip, can't you? 296 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,720 You can hire. 297 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,720 Yeah, I think so. 298 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,720 But I think it's really expensive. 299 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,720 But yeah. 300 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,720 Oh well. 301 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,480 Just, just a, just a duo will do. 302 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,480 Go on their own. 303 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,880 He probably stab us to death with his little, civil, whatever you call it. 304 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,160 He stabs us to death and then he, what, cheville? 305 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,160 Yeah. 306 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,160 What the heck is that? 307 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,160 I don't know. 308 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,160 I made it up. 309 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,160 He's like, that's the knife, isn't it? 310 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,320 You know one of those little knives you use in prison. 311 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,320 No I don't, but okay. 312 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,720 But he'll kill us all with him. 313 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,120 He uses his sharp bait and then we'll be eaten to death. 314 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,680 And you'll be like, oh, I'm going to eat some sharp today. 315 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,160 You go out to a little restaurant. 316 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,640 Oh, om nom nom. 317 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,680 Then you see a piece of me in it. 318 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,720 And he like, whirr, and then he re-entites. 319 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:17,040 And I'm being shot up by the man and then by the shark. 320 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,640 Yeah, but no, it will be a lovely boat trip. 321 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,640 In the sand. 322 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:27,360 Yeah, well, you want to keep us all posted on this boat girl. 323 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,880 Cause you see, he still hasn't told me who it is. 324 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,360 This isn't a code name just for the podcast. 325 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,360 It's a code name forever. 326 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,360 Cause he's not telling me who the girl is. 327 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,160 Yeah, I know. 328 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,840 And he's going to tell me who the guy is, isn't he? 329 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,560 No, I'm not. 330 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,560 He is. 331 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:47,560 I'm not. 332 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,200 And Jude, it's a friendly boat trip. 333 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,800 You know, you know, the boat trips aren't romantic. 334 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,400 Have you, have you, have you really? 335 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,600 Boat trips are like the most romantic thing. 336 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,560 I don't know, I don't know. 337 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,000 Whatever you're going with. 338 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,360 You're going with Jude as we talked about on the podcast, the boat trip? 339 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,960 Yeah, maybe we have. 340 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,560 Oh, you have? 341 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,480 No, no, that's not what I said. 342 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,480 That's not what I meant. 343 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:16,920 I've never been on a boat trip with a man other than my dad, obviously. 344 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,200 And my brother, but yeah. 345 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,160 Not a man named Jude. 346 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:27,520 No, no, just to clarify, just to clear everything up, I have not. 347 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,480 Um, no, no, no, we're good stuff. 348 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:39,000 Anyway, I was talking with Boat Girl the other day and we were talking about saw bum cracks. 349 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,680 I don't know, no, this is, this is random. 350 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,680 I know. 351 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:44,680 And it's quite a weird topic. 352 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:48,080 But have you think of the sawness of a bum crack? 353 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,280 Right, okay. 354 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,280 What about it? 355 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,360 What, have you had one before? 356 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,720 A saw bum crack? 357 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,720 Probably. 358 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,600 I don't particularly remember, but maybe. 359 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,240 I don't know, isn't it a saw bum crack? 360 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,240 Everyone's just stepping around. 361 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,360 Is it being a good guy? 362 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,360 Where are they? 363 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:14,520 Saw bum crack. 364 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,160 Saw bum crack. 365 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,240 I think that's it, a gift. 366 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,080 Oh, oh, oh, luckily I have safe search on. 367 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,360 Oh, oh, oh, oh dear. 368 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,000 I think it's just, oh, itchy arseholes. 369 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:34,920 No, I mean, when you've got like an itch in there. 370 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,920 Cockadeenia. 371 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,920 Delia. 372 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,920 That's how you say it. 373 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,920 Coci-deenia. 374 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:48,240 Cockadeenia, I'm gonna call it a cockadeenian. 375 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,680 A pain in the butt! 376 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,680 Exclamation mark. 377 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,680 Oh, god. 378 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:58,160 It's, oh no, I don't want to give them a shout out. 379 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,160 No way. 380 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160 Bloody companies. 381 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,480 But, I never had a saw bum crack before. 382 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,760 I've never had a saw bum crack. 383 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,240 No, not that I remember. 384 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240 No, I don't think so. 385 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,240 I think it's when like the crack is just, itch. 386 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,560 Imagine if it actually right in the crack. 387 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,080 What are the talking about? 388 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,680 You know what I mean, like right in there. 389 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,240 Oh, I must be really annoyed. 390 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,520 Like you're just trying to sit down and... 391 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,320 What do you got buddy? 392 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,320 Add it some here for him. 393 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,320 Oh no. 394 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,320 That would be nasty. 395 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Look over here. 396 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320 Oh, give me strength. 397 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,320 Awesome. 398 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,320 Saw bum crack. 399 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,320 Yes. 400 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,320 Saw bum crack. 401 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,320 What do you got? 402 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,320 I got a saw bum crack as well. 403 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,320 Okay, that was random. 404 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,320 In and out. 405 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:52,200 You know what I did the other day? 406 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,320 Got your hair cracked? 407 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320 No, no. 408 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:00,280 Actually it's just beautiful wig ears. 409 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,280 It's not a wig. 410 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:09,280 But what I did the other day, instead of walking down the stairs and falling down it, I walked 411 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,560 into a window. 412 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,160 And I know, I know. 413 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,120 It was one of those windows, you know? 414 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,600 The big ones, not the little ones. 415 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,600 The big ones. 416 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,600 No, I don't know. 417 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,600 What? 418 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:27,600 A big like... 419 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,600 A big window. 420 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,600 Like an arched window like that. 421 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,720 No, no, no, no. 422 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,720 Like a... 423 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,080 Not a balcony window. 424 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,080 Like a... 425 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:41,440 Oh, like the door, like the... 426 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440 The door window. 427 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440 Yeah, yeah. 428 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 429 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,440 Those things. 430 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,480 I walked into one of them the other day. 431 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,680 And oh, I still have... 432 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680 I don't know if you can see it. 433 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,680 There's a little red mark on my little nose. 434 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,280 And I was like, boom, right there. 435 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,920 I couldn't stop going like... 436 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,360 Look, has he ran it's start? 437 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,200 No, I mean it in the first setting. 438 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,360 There was no... around it. 439 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,360 It was just... 440 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,360 It looked weird. 441 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:13,920 It was a futuristic, futuristic building. 442 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,720 It was quite dodgy. 443 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,160 To be honest, I really wish I saw that. 444 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160 Yeah, yeah. 445 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,160 Of course you did. 446 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,200 Anyway, let's get into our... 447 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,840 This isn't really a listeners story. 448 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,440 This is what I'm scamming you guys, okay? 449 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,000 This isn't a listeners story. 450 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,840 This is... 451 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,840 Listener question. 452 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,840 You're like... 453 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,840 For me. 454 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:46,880 Okay, where is it? 455 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:56,760 So, I am subscribed to Kaora Digest or Digest. 456 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760 Oh, yeah. 457 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,480 No, no, I know. 458 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,480 Digest, I think. 459 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,480 I think. 460 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,480 That place. 461 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,360 And it comes up with top stories for Will. 462 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,360 And I'm gonna... 463 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,520 It's not from a listener, but this is what we're encouraging for... 464 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,320 I don't give you the little I like... 465 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,560 No, no, no, but we're encouraging you for season three. 466 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,200 Well, you can send it in this season if you want. 467 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,040 It only takes a few minutes out of your day. 468 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,280 One minute max. 469 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,840 Send it in, type in a question and say, what do I do about it? 470 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,840 That'll do. 471 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,600 But technically season three would be... 472 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600 That's what I'm gonna be doing most of the time. 473 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Yeah. 474 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,960 Dang it, this is a top story for Will. 475 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:37,240 I walked in on my daughter's shirtless, but with a bra. 476 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,080 I feel disgusted and she hasn't talked to me for a day. 477 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:43,000 What do I do? 478 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,880 This is advice for all of you guys as well. 479 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,880 This is a dad? 480 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,520 I mean, I would have thought so. 481 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520 That's just... 482 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,520 Yeah, it's probably a dad. 483 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,520 Yeah. 484 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,520 Dang it. 485 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:01,520 I walked in on my daughter's shirtless with a bra, but I feel disgusted. 486 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,120 She hasn't talked to me in a day. 487 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,640 Why didn't you not? 488 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,640 Idiot. 489 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,080 You could have helped them out, helped them out, lot lot lot. 490 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080 What? 491 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,080 You should have done. 492 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,080 Oh, sorry. 493 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080 Well, just for next time. 494 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,080 Not, you know, not, not, yeah. 495 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080 Yeah. 496 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,560 Um, what would you do at home, listeners? 497 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,480 Okay, just think about that. 498 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,040 I don't know what I'd do. 499 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,440 That's a hard one. 500 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:34,840 Oh, have a family sit down, get everyone in that, get everyone in the living room. 501 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:44,040 Listen, I walked on to, I walked into, I don't know, a girl's name, girl's name, girl's name. 502 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,040 Jane. 503 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,120 I walked into Jane. 504 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,440 You know what experience I've had with Jane on... 505 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,440 What? 506 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,440 Me too. 507 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,440 No, that's my physio's name. 508 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,440 No, I don't. 509 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,440 Sarah. 510 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440 Sarah. 511 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,440 Sarah, perfect. 512 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,600 I walked into Sarah's room without any clothes on, but she had a bra on. 513 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600 Don't worry, honey. 514 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,520 Now, can we get this straight? 515 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,880 I am not a perv. 516 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,800 Okay, honey, I love you as a child. 517 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,800 I don't want to... 518 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,800 Oh my God, stop. 519 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,800 Okay. 520 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,800 I'm... 521 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,800 That's, that's what I would do. 522 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:18,800 All right, let me just ask you a question about that. 523 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,800 Okay? 524 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,800 Yeah. 525 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:38,040 Just for the purpose of this scenario, your dad lives with you, your sister, he walks 526 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:41,840 in on your sister in the same scenario. 527 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:48,120 How would you feel if you were told that you have to sit in a room while they were discussing 528 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,240 this about you and your sister in front of you? 529 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,760 I don't know what you're saying about that. 530 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,960 I wouldn't be laughing out loud. 531 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,960 I wouldn't be... 532 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 Tears. 533 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960 I would... 534 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,600 That would be funny. 535 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,080 I would laugh. 536 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,800 Then she learns where she'll talk to her dad like, fuck you, dad. 537 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800 That's the stuff. 538 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,800 Right. 539 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,800 Yeah. 540 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,800 Okay. 541 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800 I don't know what I'd do. 542 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,000 I'd just be like, I'm really sorry. 543 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,320 I'll make sure to knock next time. 544 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,320 Oh, I don't know. 545 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,320 I just like, I don't know. 546 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,320 I don't know what I'd do. 547 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,320 Apologize. 548 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,320 Yeah, apologize. 549 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,800 Just try and like, and then like forget about it. 550 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,280 Like, pretending never happened. 551 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,000 Oh, I have an idea. 552 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Oh my God. 553 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,320 You know how people do something. 554 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:44,440 So if you hit them with a water balloon and they get really pissed at you and you're like, 555 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,200 sorry, I won't do it again and they say, can I hit you with one? 556 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,720 And then you're like, fine, I guess it makes up for it. 557 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,200 And then they hit you with water balloon. 558 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,200 Yeah. 559 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200 And what about? 560 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,160 You walked into her room and she was not clothed. 561 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,680 Then she walks into his room and he is enclosed. 562 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,680 Boom, we're equal. 563 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,600 Yeah, but would she want to see that? 564 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,920 Well, it would solve a problem. 565 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,360 I guess. 566 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:14,240 Maybe it would break the ice, if you know what I mean. 567 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:22,200 Yeah, I mean, I know what goes on in families these days, do you? 568 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,200 That's true. 569 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,200 Like shenayan. 570 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:31,600 Oh God, like it's giving me the heebie jeebie. 571 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,160 Yeah, that's giving me shivers. 572 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,160 Let's move on. 573 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,160 Ill, no, move on. 574 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,200 Man, that's making me feel sick. 575 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,680 It's really sick. 576 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,160 Oh, update on the Mac. 577 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,840 Macapacca, Woody card game. 578 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,840 Yeah, like that. 579 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,440 Plus others. 580 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:55,240 My top trumps on the other side of the bed over there. 581 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,440 I brought with me four chopped trumps. 582 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,440 Put a laugh. 583 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm laughing. 584 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,520 I brought William the dog. 585 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:12,720 I brought, uh, yeah, I brought Macapacca, of course. 586 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,960 And Woody, Mr. Grumpy. 587 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,840 And I don't know if you know this ad. 588 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,840 Hang on a second. 589 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840 Grab the little old teddy boy. 590 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840 Right. 591 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840 Oh, yeah. 592 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:34,040 While we're scramming that to the Instagram plug, make sure to follow our Instagram at 593 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,400 the underscore a pin. 594 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,120 Oh my God, I messed up. 595 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,600 This has been done this in too long. 596 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:45,400 The underscore, stupid underscore, the underscore of underscore teenagers. 597 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,720 Sorry, that was a struggle. 598 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,720 Was back though. 599 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,720 Right. 600 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,920 Now, I don't know. 601 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,000 I think it's from a coffee ad, if I'm sure. 602 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Coffee ad there. 603 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,400 Bro, here we go. 604 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,440 Come on, come on, please. 605 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,760 Come on. 606 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,240 No, shoot. 607 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240 I don't have him. 608 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240 But this guy. 609 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240 Yes, yes, I know. 610 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240 I know. 611 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,240 Yeah. 612 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240 Well, what is he from? 613 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,240 Oh, I swear it's a coffee guy, isn't it? 614 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240 Yeah. 615 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,240 For that Ness. 616 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,240 Ness? 617 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,240 Ness? 618 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,240 What is it? 619 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,240 Bought the flips Ness. 620 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240 Nessel. 621 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,240 Nessel. 622 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,240 Hang on. 623 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,240 Nessel. 624 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,240 Um, Nessel. 625 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240 Nessel. 626 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240 Nessel. 627 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240 Nessel. 628 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240 Nessel. 629 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,240 Nessel. 630 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,240 Nessel. 631 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240 Nessel. 632 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,240 Nessel. 633 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,240 Nessel. 634 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,240 Nessel. 635 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,240 Nessel. 636 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,240 Nessel. 637 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,240 Nessel. 638 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,240 Nessel. 639 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,240 Nessel. 640 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,240 Nessel. 641 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,240 Nessel. 642 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,240 Nessel. 643 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,240 Nessel. 644 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,240 Nessel. 645 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,240 Nessel. 646 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,240 Nessel. 647 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,240 Nessel. 648 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,240 Nessel. 649 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,240 Nessel. 650 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,240 Um, Moscott. 651 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240 I don't know. 652 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,540 That's not it. 653 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,280 I got the wrong guy. 654 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,280 Love. 655 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,280 Um, okay. 656 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,280 Bear T. 657 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280 Muskot. 658 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280 Oh, Henry is! 659 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,400 For the P G tips! 660 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,400 Henry is?! 661 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:10,520 So if you know the listeners, if you know who we're talking about, where was the teddy 662 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,520 of that guy? 663 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:18,920 I don't know how I've gotten him. 664 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,920 He's a monkey. 665 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,920 Oh, who's the bear? 666 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,920 Yeah. 667 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,920 Oh no no no no, I don't like that. 668 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,920 I can go back there. 669 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,920 Bye bye. 670 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,600 Anyway, can we have the results of the top jumps? 671 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,680 Oh well, I haven't played it yet. 672 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,680 Oh my god. 673 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680 Sorry, we'll play it. 674 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:37,680 We'll play it. 675 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,680 Well tonight I'm quite tired. 676 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,280 But I wish you know I have a lot of free time on my hand. 677 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,640 I may play it tonight. 678 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,080 I'll play it before next episode. 679 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080 Yes. 680 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,320 Because we want to hear the results. 681 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:56,480 Trust me, you guys will love what I'm about to do to Macapacka the cheeky bastard. 682 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,480 What? 683 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,480 You! 684 00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,480 Crap. 685 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,840 Anyway, of course I love him, but I think he cheats. 686 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,920 I think he has like, you know in poker they have a little thing up there, a little hand. 687 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,920 Yeah. 688 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,760 Like an extra thing or something. 689 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,760 That's what he has. 690 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,440 He has like an extra Gwen Tenniston up his hand. 691 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,160 Yeah, it makes sense. 692 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,960 Well it does make sense. 693 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,960 Just think of him. 694 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,960 Cheatier. 695 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960 Cheatier. 696 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,960 Sounds like Macapacka. 697 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,960 Yeah. 698 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:35,200 Oh I watched his little Macapacka song the other day. 699 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,720 In the night garden. 700 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,720 So legendary. 701 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:43,040 I used to like, you know, say you know like the big hot air balloon thing. 702 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,040 Do you know what I'm talking about? 703 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,440 Oh I can't remember now. 704 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,800 The big hot air balloon in the night garden. 705 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,800 Do you know what I'm talking about? 706 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:57,120 Do you remember the little, the HQ? 707 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,600 I think so, hang on a minute. 708 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,920 Yeah, well they all had like, had beatings in there. 709 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,720 I don't remember it very well. 710 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,640 Probably hang on, HQ and the... 711 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,640 HQ? 712 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,640 I'm sort of lying. 713 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,680 H bloody Q. 714 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680 Images. 715 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,680 No, hang on. 716 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,680 The hot air balloon. 717 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,680 Hang on. 718 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,680 What? 719 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,680 The balloon. 720 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680 What like, the big shit? 721 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,960 No. 722 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,560 I don't mean the space. 723 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,280 I swear that's oxygen notes anyway. 724 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,280 This thing. 725 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,280 Well you're gone. 726 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,280 You're gone. 727 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,280 What? 728 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,280 Your camera's gone. 729 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,280 What? 730 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,280 Can we turn the oxygen on again? 731 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,280 It lit in the mirror. 732 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,280 She's, oh yeah she's back. 733 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,280 Mr. H. 734 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,280 Frozen and in... 735 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,280 Hang on, your hand. 736 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:50,040 Your hand's in the way. 737 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,200 Your like, your frozen hand. 738 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,160 Oh for goodness sake. 739 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,160 Can you see it? 740 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,160 Yeah. 741 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,160 Oh god. 742 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:04,080 Anyway, I'll explain my story while I wait and I'll sit with it here so you can finally 743 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,080 see it. 744 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,080 So there's a little door in there. 745 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:10,240 I'm not sure if you see it or not, but there's these little men, like these little soldier 746 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,400 men and they'd have to go in through the door. 747 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,640 And I was always obsessed with it. 748 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,920 I don't know why. 749 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,000 And they'd like, limit the little door. 750 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,240 They had like a little, like a little drink sower in there and it was always my favourite 751 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,240 bit of the episodes. 752 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,760 I'm sending it to you on WhatsApp so you can... 753 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,920 I think I have an idea of what you're onto then. 754 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,920 Yeah. 755 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,920 No, no it's really cool. 756 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,720 It was always my favourite bit. 757 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,720 The Pinkie Ponk. 758 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,720 That's what it's called. 759 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,720 Pinkie Ponk. 760 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720 Pinkie Ponk. 761 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,720 Yeah. 762 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,720 Well, all the dads. 763 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:49,280 Yeah, yes, yes, yes, the Pinkie Ponk. 764 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,280 Great name. 765 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,240 Pinkie Ponk. 766 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,760 We need to rename our podcast the Pinkie Ponk podcast. 767 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,280 Yeah, let's go. 768 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,880 Hello, welcome back to the Pinkie Ponk podcast. 769 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,160 It means too awesome. 770 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:10,880 If you guys want it, that name, just tell us because, you know, we're not going to do 771 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 it, but... 772 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,880 But yeah. 773 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:16,160 I mean, if you guys want it, tell us. 774 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,160 I'll do it. 775 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,160 Pinkie Ponk podcast. 776 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,160 We need to stay quick. 777 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,160 Come on. 778 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,160 Come on. 779 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,400 Oh, that reminds me. 780 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,880 I was going to tell you this anyway. 781 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,800 It was brought up again. 782 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,160 I was asked to beat me back in the band. 783 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,160 Yes, I was in a band, everyone. 784 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,160 What band, sorry? 785 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:42,120 Well, before we get into my old band, remember when we wanted to start a band, not we wanted 786 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,720 to start a band, but we were just talking about being in a band. 787 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,760 Who were you? 788 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,040 Me with Dylan. 789 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,320 And I was a singer for some random reason. 790 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,760 And then you were the drummer of all things. 791 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,920 I was the drummer and you were the singer. 792 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920 What? 793 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,920 I don't know. 794 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,720 Dylan was a guitarist, but this is the funny bit. 795 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,120 He brought a guitar to be in our band, to be in our band. 796 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120 That's the story. 797 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,920 Like, he brought an actual one to like... 798 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,920 How old were we? 799 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,240 I don't remember this at all. 800 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,240 This was last year. 801 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,240 Pretty sure. 802 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,240 Was it? 803 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,240 No, not last year. 804 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,240 Maybe the year before. 805 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,240 Yeah. 806 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:28,320 I mean, we did have some very interesting discussions in those last years, so I'm not 807 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,320 surprised. 808 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,320 Oh, yeah. 809 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,320 Who ever did the work? 810 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,320 Yeah. 811 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:37,320 And he plays it anyway. 812 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,360 He does it as a hobby now. 813 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:46,760 And then I was told when we went down to You Know Where, I was told that he wanted to... 814 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:50,000 What's that in the... 815 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,120 That's a car going past my house? 816 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,360 But it sounds really dodgy. 817 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,360 It's not... 818 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,360 Just look out my window. 819 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,360 Hang on. 820 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,360 You carry on. 821 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,360 I'm still talking, hey. 822 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,360 Where's it gone? 823 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,360 It's gone. 824 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,360 I don't know what that was. 825 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,360 Maybe a motorbike? 826 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360 I don't know. 827 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 That was really strange. 828 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360 Okay? 829 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,360 I was told he brought it for our band. 830 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:22,000 I think his mum said he plays this because he wanted to start a band with you guys. 831 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,600 I was told to buy it for a band. 832 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:29,560 And well, it takes a few things too seriously. 833 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,840 Yeah, we were probably joking, weren't we? 834 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,840 Yeah, well you were definitely joking. 835 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840 Yeah. 836 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,880 Yeah, you're somebody who's fine with me messing. 837 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,000 I wouldn't have started a band. 838 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,720 Well, yeah. 839 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,920 Especially with you as the singer and me as a drummer. 840 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,920 Yeah. 841 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,680 It's very obvious it was a joke if we were... 842 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,680 Yeah. 843 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,680 What? 844 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:51,680 Is it okay? 845 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,680 Fair enough. 846 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:57,840 Anyway, I was in a band ages ago now. 847 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,080 But it was one of those moments, if you know what I mean. 848 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,360 One of the highlights. 849 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,360 I was... 850 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,360 What was I? 851 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,360 I think I may have been the drummer actually. 852 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,800 You were the drummer, yeah? 853 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,400 It was on one of those little dodgy little band sets where you have these little tin 854 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,000 foil things and you have this weird little thing. 855 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,400 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, your cymbal. 856 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,400 Yeah. 857 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,400 Who were you in a band with? 858 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,320 I have no idea. 859 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,320 No idea. 860 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,360 I was sent an email today from John somebody. 861 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:41,840 It was funny, I was in the later stage of journey of school and in year seven. 862 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,840 Right. 863 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,840 Yeah, yeah. 864 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:48,080 How come I never knew about this? 865 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,080 You think I want to be known as the band boy? 866 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,080 Band, that's right. 867 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,920 Yeah, I think it was called the Pit Pop Pat. 868 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:58,920 The Pit Pop Pat. 869 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Yeah. 870 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,400 And we had a song about... 871 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,760 What was it? 872 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,720 It was about son pals. 873 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:07,720 What? 874 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,520 It was so crazy. 875 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,800 It was like, if you want to be my son pal... 876 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,680 Oh my god. 877 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,520 Can you get this song please and then we can put it at the end of one of the podcasts as 878 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,520 a joke. 879 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520 I don't think I can. 880 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520 We never recorded it. 881 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520 What? 882 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,520 I will sing it. 883 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:31,520 I'll sing it and then we can put it at the end of one of our podcasts. 884 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,520 Yeah. 885 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,520 Yeah, you can have a little bonus feature. 886 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,520 All free. 887 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:42,520 But yeah, I actually... 888 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,520 Tunes. 889 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,960 It was a bit... 890 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,840 It was very similar to a few tunes at the time. 891 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,560 But it was a good song overall. 892 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,960 I enjoyed doing it for the four and a half weeks. 893 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,200 It was around four weeks. 894 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200 That's not very good. 895 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,600 But yeah, we were rocking it. 896 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,760 We even wrote some music. 897 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,280 Well, I didn't understand it, but we wrote some music. 898 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,280 I was like, yeah. 899 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,280 Yeah. 900 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,280 I know that. 901 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,280 I'll just hit the drums. 902 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,280 I'll do... 903 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,280 That was spicy enough. 904 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,280 Yeah, it completely failed. 905 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,560 No idea who these people were. 906 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:24,400 I think they're people around my little area, if you know what I mean. 907 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,200 It's all dodgy around there these days. 908 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,200 Seven year old with phones. 909 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,200 Yeah. 910 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,200 What? 911 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200 Dodge. 912 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,200 And you know what? 913 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,200 I wear one of these. 914 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,200 A bandana. 915 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,200 That is a bandana. 916 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,200 That's not a bandana. 917 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,600 I've seen it on oil slaps to me. 918 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600 It's definitely a bandana. 919 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,600 It's not a bandana. 920 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,600 It is. 921 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:54,000 If you can guess at home before I tell you guys, what do you think a black man trying 922 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,640 to get waves would wear? 923 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,640 It's a hair net. 924 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,640 It's like, you know, the binna nannies wear. 925 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,640 I haven't seen that. 926 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,640 Oh, they're all green to see. 927 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,960 So horrible. 928 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,960 That's definitely a bandana. 929 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960 No, it's not a bandana. 930 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,960 I'll tell you what it is when I roll it. 931 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,960 That is a bandana. 932 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,920 I've seen it in oil snaps in the past week that you've been telling me of a bandana. 933 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,920 I know what it is by now. 934 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,000 It's not a bandana. 935 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 It is a bandana. 936 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,080 We'll put a picture of it on the Instagram at some point and then we can have a little 937 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,360 poll whether it's a bandana or not. 938 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,360 It's not a bandana. 939 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,000 Do you think this is a bandana? 940 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 You're stupid. 941 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Look at it. 942 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Come on. 943 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000 What is it then? 944 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 A do-rag. 945 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Oh, what? 946 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,280 The name on the name. 947 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,280 A do-rag. 948 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,280 Do-rag. 949 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,080 Let me Google this. 950 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,080 I don't know how you got it. 951 00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,080 Yeah. 952 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,080 Do-rag. 953 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,080 Oh, is this well? 954 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,080 I've never heard of this. 955 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,080 What's the difference between that and a bandana? 956 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,080 Now, it's a bandana. 957 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,520 Bandana has got better materials. 958 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:10,200 It's literally the same thing. 959 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200 You sing well. 960 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:18,200 Bad daddies are for bloody rock punk guys, not for cool black men like myself. 961 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200 Like, um, what's his name? 962 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,200 Tupai. 963 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,200 Who? 964 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200 I don't know who that is. 965 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,200 Tupai. Sounds... 966 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200 Tupai. 967 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,200 80's guy? 80's? No. He wore... 968 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,200 Did he? 969 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,200 I don't know. I don't know who he is. Probably. 970 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,200 He was some black guy. 971 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,200 Sure. 972 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,200 The do-rag. 973 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,200 Fair enough. 974 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,200 Do you think white people should wear do-rags? 975 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,200 Huh? 976 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,200 I had to spate with my family. 977 00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:03,200 I mean, obviously people should be allowed to do what they like, but I don't really know what a do-rag is, so I can't really give my opinion. 978 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,200 Is it like a cultural thing? 979 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,200 Not really. 980 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,200 Yeah, then. I think, yeah, I don't see why not. 981 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,200 I don't know. Maybe it is. I don't know. 982 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,200 So I would base it on black people's hair, though, for when they have special cuts. 983 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:25,200 Oh, well if it's meant for that, then no, because they don't need it. 984 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,200 I don't know. I don't know what a do-rag is. 985 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,200 Good answer. Good answer. 986 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,200 Good answer! 987 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,200 Thank you! 988 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,200 Um, pumpkins. Now. 989 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,200 When close to Halloween. 990 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,200 Pumpkins are now. 991 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,200 We're in August. 992 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200 Halloween is in October. 993 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200 Two months away. 994 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,200 I guess. Order that Halloween special, everyone. 995 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,200 Oh my god. 996 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,200 Oh, yeah, we're doing that. 997 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,200 Run to suck your blood. 998 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,200 Oh, I can't. I got that stuff. 999 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,200 It's a white guy, black jacket. 1000 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,200 Anyway, pumpkins are now. 1001 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,200 They are on sale, aren't they, on August. 1002 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:17,200 I feel like they come out soon, yeah, and the Halloween aisles and all the shops will start to be coming out. 1003 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,200 When, like, school has started again, because at the moment it's all like the back to school stuff. 1004 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,200 When September comes, people are back at school. It's going to be straight to Halloween. 1005 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,200 Definitely. 1006 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,200 My feet are going. 1007 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,200 Anyway. 1008 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:37,200 So, yeah, anyway, what I am, I ask, what do you put on your pumpkin? 1009 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,200 I don't really have pumpkins, but I used to. 1010 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:54,200 Don't really anymore. But when I did, I just, I did, like, the two eyes, and then just like the classic, like the jaggedy smile, which is the classic, you know, really boring. 1011 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:59,200 Well, I, well, when I did celebrate, and I don't anymore. 1012 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,200 I don't, yeah. 1013 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:10,200 I put a cat on one of mine, a little cat, you know, cute pumpkin cat. 1014 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,200 I have a Spiderman cat, not Spiderman cat, Spiderman pumpkin. 1015 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:21,200 Yeah, that is, I put like a mutated pumpkin who looked like one of our colleagues, if you know what I mean. 1016 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,200 Yeah, I do. 1017 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:28,200 Yeah, I always waited out to look like one of them. 1018 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,200 But that's enough. You don't need to try very hard really, do you? 1019 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:38,200 No, you're right, you're right, you're right. 1020 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:54,200 I was actually reading on an article the other day that self-driving cars, that they wanted to, the wrong turn for someone, and they ended up in like an illegal area. 1021 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,200 Right. 1022 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,200 And they were arrested for it. 1023 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:04,200 Oh, I thought self-driving cars weren't like an actual thing at the moment, they were only testing them. 1024 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,200 Oh, you're right. 1025 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,200 No, I feel like Tesla are only doing tests. I swear they're not out. 1026 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:17,200 They are. Like, you have the settings, don't you? 1027 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:26,200 Well, you can get a setting where it keeps, like if you're on a straight on a motorway, you can like, you can press it and then it keeps you in, it keeps you in the lane. 1028 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,200 But I don't think they've done proper self-driving cars yet, I don't think they've... 1029 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200 Unless I read this dodgy article, which... 1030 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,200 I think you did. 1031 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:41,200 That could be quite a high possibility, but I swear, you type them into the little sat nav and they go... 1032 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,200 No, go that way, that way, no, no, no, no, and then they blow up. 1033 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,200 How? 1034 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,200 Elon Musk is like, no, sorry, no, no. 1035 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,200 I've Googled a lot this podcast, but we're scanning on the e-book again. 1036 00:42:52,200 --> 00:43:10,200 Are self-driving cars invented yet? 1037 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:25,200 They do contain a lot of autonomous features, such as assisted parking and braking systems. Meanwhile, full-fledged autonomous vehicles continues with the goal of making a driving car safer and simpler in the coming decades. 1038 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:33,200 So no, not yet, but they're predicted to be made in 2035. 1039 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,200 So I read a fake article? 1040 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,200 Yeah, you did. 1041 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:43,200 It sounded like, it sounded like what? The pink pong pong, whatever that people was. 1042 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,200 Ping pong, I don't remember that. 1043 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:50,200 It was some sort of random thing, it was the pinky pong. 1044 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:56,200 It sounded something like that, it was like the pink Pagan or something, I don't know. 1045 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,200 Yeah, definitely fake, well. 1046 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,200 Yeah, it was definitely, no, no, I see it, it was fake. 1047 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:14,200 Before we end off this interesting episode on our holiday special, you could say, we just want to, well, I want to promote, of course, Jemima's already promoted the boring, not the boring, I can't if I keep... 1048 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:19,200 The amazing Instagram, I mean, it is amazing, it's been boring the past few days, though, but there's... 1049 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200 Yeah, because we haven't been posting on it, but... 1050 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:31,200 We're back, everyone, and we're back, bigger and juicier than ever, but no, trust me, we are thinking of making, Jemima, you can say this one. 1051 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,200 Oh, are we thinking of the same thing? 1052 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200 Yeah, it starts from an S and ends with an S. 1053 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:55,200 Yeah, yeah, we are thinking of actually getting a studio, now, we don't know how soon, obviously, this is going to happen, but obviously, recording online to each other isn't very convenient because we can't interact very well, it cuts out, there's a lot of technical difficulties with it, 1054 00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:24,200 but obviously, it is a very big commitment, like getting stuff for a studio, making a studio, however we do it, we have a lot of options at the moment of what we're going to do, it's not fully sure, but yeah, that means sometimes episodes upcoming might be a bit shorter or something, we're not sure yet what it's going to mean because we are just spending extra time as well, trying to research studio stuff as well. 1055 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:49,200 We want to make it the best experience for you guys at home, so you can get the best voice quality, the best comedy, the best content, now that's a big thing in season 3, especially content is going to go rising and bubbling through the roof, so your school friends, your work friends, your tittle friends, your shop friends, tell it to everyone you know, promote the podcast. 1056 00:45:49,200 --> 00:46:02,200 Season 3, it's coming down your street this year, follow the Instagram, follow the podcast, and especially follow the hub. 1057 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:20,200 What else? I was like, I was like, you know, but yeah, I hope you guys enjoy everything we've got coming for you guys, it's gonna be quite juicy. Hang on. Yeah. I think it's ready. 1058 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:36,200 What we've got? Hang on. Wanna say anything, Macapacca? No, no, he's quite grumpy at the moment, he knows he's gonna lose. Anyway, see you guys next time. It's a ta-ta from me. 1059 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200 Bye! 1060 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:42,200 Bye from you. You always got like, and a bye from me. 1061 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,200 Yes, it's your ta-ta, and I couldn't hear when you ended. 1062 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:50,200 What is it? It's a ta-ta from me. 1063 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,200 What up? 1064 00:46:51,200 --> 00:47:20,200 You're my sun pal, you're my pal, why couldn't you be sooner with me, sunny sun pal, you're my sun pal, give me it now, cause I wanna see the dust coming out of your sun pal. 1065 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:26,200 La La La la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la. 1066 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,200 Sun pao, Sun Paho, you're my sun pedal. 1067 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,200 Ba ba ba ba ba. 1068 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:37,200 Sun Paho, sun Paho, you're my sun pal. 1069 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,160 Sumpow na na na na na na na na na na na 1070 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:45,020 Pow why don't you say hello to my son? 1071 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,220 Yeah yeah yeah 1072 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:50,160 He's my Sumpow na na na na na na na 1073 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,020 My Sumpow ba na na na na na 1074 00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:55,020 Sumpow 1075 00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,520 Yeah that's it 1076 00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:08,520 Woo