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Hello and welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode 13.
And yes, I can say this with enthusiasm this time.
We are back people.
One main episode, I'm pretty sure, through our main episodes and one Sunday content.
Cheese, a long time.
I think maybe, no, maybe it wasn't too.
We've been gone for a long time because Jumaimah was on a little trip, first of all.
Yeah, a little trip.
And then I'm here on holiday in somewhere in Wales.
I don't know.
Yeah, but it's in Wales, but it's great to be back everyone and trust me, I need this.
I need this.
Because we're about to experience a horrible traumatic experience in a minute.
And yeah, then my week, my day has been quite chaotic.
The, because I'm in Wales right now, a completely different setting for me.
It's quite nerve wracking a holiday.
I don't like it because they're quite boring.
So some parts can be boring, for example, repeating the same, because we've been going
to Wales for 18 years now.
Eight whole years.
And it's quite, you know, maybe it gets a bit repetitive.
We're a bit boring and it definitely is starting to feel like that.
Especially when I was changing the other day, because I don't like changing in the blimmin'
pebbles because then they hit you in the little shape.
I have one of those big coats you see, so no one can see your ding dong flapping around.
Oh well.
I don't use any bad words.
I just said ding dong.
I mean that could be your top or shorts.
Yeah, that's what he meant.
So I'm changing it and it stank so much.
Don't change in the carpark.
No, not the carpark, the side road near the little sewers and the public toilets.
Don't change that.
So it's...
I'm confused.
Were you changing it to get into the sea?
No, I was changing it to get out.
Oh, I was going to say, why weren't you just wearing your swimming trunks under joggers
or something?
Okay, that makes sense.
Okay, sorry.
It stank.
It stank horribly.
I couldn't...
I had barely changed.
I was about to be sick.
Picture ratting.
Yeah, but obviously it was quite bad.
It was horrible.
And also, in...
Where I was going to the beach time, I'm not anymore, luckily.
I don't want to be hit by this stupid man in his car moving to the north of Wales.
But there was a crazy man driving and he...
This was at night.
I didn't see it.
It's on the news.
It's a big, big story.
He was driving down too fast, overloaded car.
It toppled over three times and bashed into a camping site and a baby was trampled on.
It's alive.
God, phew.
It's just, I think six people injured, main people injured, nine in total.
And the baby, luckily the cot saved the baby.
The cot, it was sleeping, saved the baby.
Really?
But...
Not epic, but amazing, it's still alive.
You phrasing.
Oh, I was...
I have been near a crime scene now, I can say.
Well, not really well done.
Crime, but...
I was near a crime scene.
Quite, quite pleased with that myself.
What, what, what, is that a bad...
What?
You're pleased?
What?
You could have got hurt.
What?
You could have gotten hurt.
Oh, that's...
Wow.
Um, I'm quite pleased.
Um, but how's the week gone?
How's the week gone?
My week?
Now, it's been very, very good.
For?
Course was...
No.
Good.
But...
Um, the course, the course was like really, really good.
It was great.
I'm not going to say too much detail because otherwise it's quite easy to get trapped.
But it was great.
Made a lot of friends.
Had a really good week.
But it was very tiring because it was like getting up early every day, going to bed late
every day and a lot of just like no breaks really.
But it was really good.
I got back...
Well, I got back yesterday.
Um, yesterday evening because I had to pick my brother up from the night before.
As it was all very complicated.
But I got back yesterday evening and do you know that feeling where you've been away from
your own bed for so long and then you lie back in your own bed and it's just like so
nice and I was just like, oh my gosh, yes.
I didn't get up till like 11 because I was just enjoying my bed so much, honestly.
Just the softness and the stuff.
So nice.
Um, now this isn't about my week, but this is just a little, little thing that I'd like
to say.
William Jones has had a haircut.
Oh, I may have had some sort of trim as they say these days.
Trim.
It's a trim.
Well, I won't.
Your hairstyle, yes, but it's...
It's not a trim.
It's more of a...
It's definitely not a trim.
You cut a lot off.
Yeah, it's gone.
It is ready for the wave.
Oh, shit.
The wave.
Don't you think you are some guy off subway surfers?
The waves are going to be like this.
What?
You're doing that to your...
We're talking about that after this.
No, you're not.
We're going to talk about that afterwards.
No.
You know, waves, guys, you know, you're going to be like, well, dude.
Yeah.
Well, no.
You're not getting waves.
We've already discussed this before.
Do you remember when you said, do you mind if we should get waves about a year ago?
And I was like, you can, but no one's going to like it.
And you were like, yeah, no one's going to like it.
Well, well.
Everyone likes it.
Everyone likes waves.
I'm just checking up on the wave situation.
See if I'm remembering it wrong.
See if maybe it will look good on you.
And I'm just remembering it wrong.
Waves.
Yeah, you've probably been doing your forgettable memory.
You like them, don't you?
No, I really don't.
I mean, it depends.
There's different types of it, I guess.
This type is okay.
I can't like the mean.
What's that?
Well, it's better than that.
That's atrocious.
Terrible.
It is.
Kind of like that.
Maybe I'll get mine like that.
Still looking red.
We catch you the ladies.
I was just thinking.
I don't know, I know I just think about random things, but I was just thinking.
Have you ever accidentally text the wrong person?
Yeah.
All the time.
I did it this week.
It's an absolute shambolic thing to do.
It's very embarrassing.
And then the worst thing is you forget to delete the message or you didn't notice.
And then it's like, oh, sorry.
Oh yeah, I've done that before.
And you know what I actually did this morning, which is very similar to that.
I was making the new Instagram post.
I didn't realize I was on my personal account.
I posted it.
Don't worry.
It once had been posted.
It said Jermaine McVitie and I was like, oh my God, no.
I deleted it within two seconds.
No one saw it.
I went over to the podcast and then re-posted it.
So I had to write the caption again, but the whole caption I had to rewrite, which was
really annoying.
But yeah, that was an experience.
That's an absolute mess up for you.
Yeah.
It's a whole spot.
I'm not yawning.
Yeah.
I don't really think.
Yeah.
It's so embarrassing.
It gives me the shivers just like, you know who?
I mean, yeah, but I believe it's something else I was about to say.
Oh, I'm forgetting a lot of the day.
Today's been a dreadful day, by the way.
What have you just?
I was just checking, but we're good.
We're good.
Oh, that's beating.
Oh, this was it.
Remember last episode, I was listening to it ages ago when it first came out.
But the end of the last episode.
Oh, yeah.
And they're brapped.
You may start there.
Blame you.
I'm blaming you.
Because how do you not shake your headphone jacks plugged in?
I don't know how I didn't chat.
I don't know.
So it's just me talking to myself and then I muted you.
I mean, some good memories.
I'm going to have to check.
It's really funny.
The whole episode, sorry.
It's a good episode.
Yeah.
But if you listen to it, it ends with me having a little argument.
Now some people might think that we were putting that on.
No, we stopped recording and we were still arguing.
Yeah.
Yes.
About 20 minutes of still arguments about that.
Um, guess, guess what?
Guess what?
Um.
You said what?
What?
Guess what?
You know, you know, you know, Bo girl.
Yeah.
Why?
Bo.
You going on that boat trip?
When do we last speak about this?
Like two weeks ago, a week, no, week, a week ago.
No, a week and a half, week and a half.
Week and a half?
Something like that.
It was ages ago.
Anyway, there has been developments.
Oh, tell me.
We chose the spot.
We chose the spot for the boat trip.
Okay.
So is it, is it actually like official this is happening?
I don't know.
It depends.
I think it's, I don't know.
I just said it's a random place that has sea and boats near it.
Is it Naingdo?
No.
We're Weymouths in Dorset, isn't it?
Yes.
Why the heck have you chosen there?
There's boats.
I don't know if you can, can you fish on the boats?
I don't know.
If you go out to sea.
I don't think if you go in the sea, you can fish on the boats.
I feel like you have to have like a special plan there.
I don't know though.
No.
Well, yeah, but I don't know.
But you can, you can, you can get with a man.
You can go like a fishing trip, can't you?
You can hire.
Yeah, I think so.
But I think it's really expensive.
But yeah.
Oh well.
Just, just a, just a duo will do.
Go on their own.
He probably stab us to death with his little, civil, whatever you call it.
He stabs us to death and then he, what, cheville?
Yeah.
What the heck is that?
I don't know.
I made it up.
He's like, that's the knife, isn't it?
You know one of those little knives you use in prison.
No I don't, but okay.
But he'll kill us all with him.
He uses his sharp bait and then we'll be eaten to death.
And you'll be like, oh, I'm going to eat some sharp today.
You go out to a little restaurant.
Oh, om nom nom.
Then you see a piece of me in it.
And he like, whirr, and then he re-entites.
And I'm being shot up by the man and then by the shark.
Yeah, but no, it will be a lovely boat trip.
In the sand.
Yeah, well, you want to keep us all posted on this boat girl.
Cause you see, he still hasn't told me who it is.
This isn't a code name just for the podcast.
It's a code name forever.
Cause he's not telling me who the girl is.
Yeah, I know.
And he's going to tell me who the guy is, isn't he?
No, I'm not.
He is.
I'm not.
And Jude, it's a friendly boat trip.
You know, you know, the boat trips aren't romantic.
Have you, have you, have you really?
Boat trips are like the most romantic thing.
I don't know, I don't know.
Whatever you're going with.
You're going with Jude as we talked about on the podcast, the boat trip?
Yeah, maybe we have.
Oh, you have?
No, no, that's not what I said.
That's not what I meant.
I've never been on a boat trip with a man other than my dad, obviously.
And my brother, but yeah.
Not a man named Jude.
No, no, just to clarify, just to clear everything up, I have not.
Um, no, no, no, we're good stuff.
Anyway, I was talking with Boat Girl the other day and we were talking about saw bum cracks.
I don't know, no, this is, this is random.
I know.
And it's quite a weird topic.
But have you think of the sawness of a bum crack?
Right, okay.
What about it?
What, have you had one before?
A saw bum crack?
Probably.
I don't particularly remember, but maybe.
I don't know, isn't it a saw bum crack?
Everyone's just stepping around.
Is it being a good guy?
Where are they?
Saw bum crack.
I think that's it, a gift.
Oh, oh, oh, luckily I have safe search on.
Oh, oh, oh, oh dear.
I think it's just, oh, itchy arseholes.
No, I mean, when you've got like an itch in there.
Cockadeenia.
Delia.
That's how you say it.
Coci-deenia.
Cockadeenia, I'm gonna call it a cockadeenian.
A pain in the butt!
Exclamation mark.
Oh, god.
It's, oh no, I don't want to give them a shout out.
No way.
Bloody companies.
But, I never had a saw bum crack before.
I've never had a saw bum crack.
No, not that I remember.
No, I don't think so.
I think it's when like the crack is just, itch.
Imagine if it actually right in the crack.
What are the talking about?
You know what I mean, like right in there.
Oh, I must be really annoyed.
Like you're just trying to sit down and...
What do you got buddy?
Add it some here for him.
Oh no.
That would be nasty.
Look over here.
Oh, give me strength.
Awesome.
Saw bum crack.
Yes.
Saw bum crack.
What do you got?
I got a saw bum crack as well.
Okay, that was random.
In and out.
You know what I did the other day?
Got your hair cracked?
No, no.
Actually it's just beautiful wig ears.
It's not a wig.
But what I did the other day, instead of walking down the stairs and falling down it, I walked
into a window.
And I know, I know.
It was one of those windows, you know?
The big ones, not the little ones.
The big ones.
No, I don't know.
What?
A big like...
A big window.
Like an arched window like that.
No, no, no, no.
Like a...
Not a balcony window.
Like a...
Oh, like the door, like the...
The door window.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those things.
I walked into one of them the other day.
And oh, I still have...
I don't know if you can see it.
There's a little red mark on my little nose.
And I was like, boom, right there.
I couldn't stop going like...
Look, has he ran it's start?
No, I mean it in the first setting.
There was no... around it.
It was just...
It looked weird.
It was a futuristic, futuristic building.
It was quite dodgy.
To be honest, I really wish I saw that.
Yeah, yeah.
Of course you did.
Anyway, let's get into our...
This isn't really a listeners story.
This is what I'm scamming you guys, okay?
This isn't a listeners story.
This is...
Listener question.
You're like...
For me.
Okay, where is it?
So, I am subscribed to Kaora Digest or Digest.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, I know.
Digest, I think.
I think.
That place.
And it comes up with top stories for Will.
And I'm gonna...
It's not from a listener, but this is what we're encouraging for...
I don't give you the little I like...
No, no, no, but we're encouraging you for season three.
Well, you can send it in this season if you want.
It only takes a few minutes out of your day.
One minute max.
Send it in, type in a question and say, what do I do about it?
That'll do.
But technically season three would be...
That's what I'm gonna be doing most of the time.
Yeah.
Dang it, this is a top story for Will.
I walked in on my daughter's shirtless, but with a bra.
I feel disgusted and she hasn't talked to me for a day.
What do I do?
This is advice for all of you guys as well.
This is a dad?
I mean, I would have thought so.
That's just...
Yeah, it's probably a dad.
Yeah.
Dang it.
I walked in on my daughter's shirtless with a bra, but I feel disgusted.
She hasn't talked to me in a day.
Why didn't you not?
Idiot.
You could have helped them out, helped them out, lot lot lot.
What?
You should have done.
Oh, sorry.
Well, just for next time.
Not, you know, not, not, yeah.
Yeah.
Um, what would you do at home, listeners?
Okay, just think about that.
I don't know what I'd do.
That's a hard one.
Oh, have a family sit down, get everyone in that, get everyone in the living room.
Listen, I walked on to, I walked into, I don't know, a girl's name, girl's name, girl's name.
Jane.
I walked into Jane.
You know what experience I've had with Jane on...
What?
Me too.
No, that's my physio's name.
No, I don't.
Sarah.
Sarah, perfect.
I walked into Sarah's room without any clothes on, but she had a bra on.
Don't worry, honey.
Now, can we get this straight?
I am not a perv.
Okay, honey, I love you as a child.
I don't want to...
Oh my God, stop.
Okay.
I'm...
That's, that's what I would do.
All right, let me just ask you a question about that.
Okay?
Yeah.
Just for the purpose of this scenario, your dad lives with you, your sister, he walks
in on your sister in the same scenario.
How would you feel if you were told that you have to sit in a room while they were discussing
this about you and your sister in front of you?
I don't know what you're saying about that.
I wouldn't be laughing out loud.
I wouldn't be...
Tears.
I would...
That would be funny.
I would laugh.
Then she learns where she'll talk to her dad like, fuck you, dad.
That's the stuff.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know what I'd do.
I'd just be like, I'm really sorry.
I'll make sure to knock next time.
Oh, I don't know.
I just like, I don't know.
I don't know what I'd do.
Apologize.
Yeah, apologize.
Just try and like, and then like forget about it.
Like, pretending never happened.
Oh, I have an idea.
Oh my God.
You know how people do something.
So if you hit them with a water balloon and they get really pissed at you and you're like,
sorry, I won't do it again and they say, can I hit you with one?
And then you're like, fine, I guess it makes up for it.
And then they hit you with water balloon.
Yeah.
And what about?
You walked into her room and she was not clothed.
Then she walks into his room and he is enclosed.
Boom, we're equal.
Yeah, but would she want to see that?
Well, it would solve a problem.
I guess.
Maybe it would break the ice, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I mean, I know what goes on in families these days, do you?
That's true.
Like shenayan.
Oh God, like it's giving me the heebie jeebie.
Yeah, that's giving me shivers.
Let's move on.
Ill, no, move on.
Man, that's making me feel sick.
It's really sick.
Oh, update on the Mac.
Macapacca, Woody card game.
Yeah, like that.
Plus others.
My top trumps on the other side of the bed over there.
I brought with me four chopped trumps.
Put a laugh.
I'm laughing.
I brought William the dog.
I brought, uh, yeah, I brought Macapacca, of course.
And Woody, Mr. Grumpy.
And I don't know if you know this ad.
Hang on a second.
Grab the little old teddy boy.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
While we're scramming that to the Instagram plug, make sure to follow our Instagram at
the underscore a pin.
Oh my God, I messed up.
This has been done this in too long.
The underscore, stupid underscore, the underscore of underscore teenagers.
Sorry, that was a struggle.
Was back though.
Right.
Now, I don't know.
I think it's from a coffee ad, if I'm sure.
Coffee ad there.
Bro, here we go.
Come on, come on, please.
Come on.
No, shoot.
I don't have him.
But this guy.
Yes, yes, I know.
I know.
Yeah.
Well, what is he from?
Oh, I swear it's a coffee guy, isn't it?
Yeah.
For that Ness.
Ness?
What is it?
Bought the flips Ness.
Nessel.
Hang on.
Nessel.
Um, Nessel.
Nessel.
Um, Moscott.
I don't know.
That's not it.
I got the wrong guy.
Love.
Um, okay.
Bear T.
Muskot.
Oh, Henry is!
For the P G tips!
Henry is?!
So if you know the listeners, if you know who we're talking about, where was the teddy
of that guy?
I don't know how I've gotten him.
He's a monkey.
Oh, who's the bear?
Yeah.
Oh no no no no, I don't like that.
I can go back there.
Bye bye.
Anyway, can we have the results of the top jumps?
Oh well, I haven't played it yet.
Oh my god.
Sorry, we'll play it.
We'll play it.
Well tonight I'm quite tired.
But I wish you know I have a lot of free time on my hand.
I may play it tonight.
I'll play it before next episode.
Yes.
Because we want to hear the results.
Trust me, you guys will love what I'm about to do to Macapacka the cheeky bastard.
What?
You!
Crap.
Anyway, of course I love him, but I think he cheats.
I think he has like, you know in poker they have a little thing up there, a little hand.
Yeah.
Like an extra thing or something.
That's what he has.
He has like an extra Gwen Tenniston up his hand.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Well it does make sense.
Just think of him.
Cheatier.
Sounds like Macapacka.
Yeah.
Oh I watched his little Macapacka song the other day.
In the night garden.
So legendary.
I used to like, you know, say you know like the big hot air balloon thing.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Oh I can't remember now.
The big hot air balloon in the night garden.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Do you remember the little, the HQ?
I think so, hang on a minute.
Yeah, well they all had like, had beatings in there.
I don't remember it very well.
Probably hang on, HQ and the...
HQ?
I'm sort of lying.
H bloody Q.
Images.
No, hang on.
The hot air balloon.
Hang on.
What?
The balloon.
What like, the big shit?
No.
I don't mean the space.
I swear that's oxygen notes anyway.
This thing.
Well you're gone.
You're gone.
What?
Your camera's gone.
What?
Can we turn the oxygen on again?
It lit in the mirror.
She's, oh yeah she's back.
Mr. H.
Frozen and in...
Hang on, your hand.
Your hand's in the way.
Your like, your frozen hand.
Oh for goodness sake.
Can you see it?
Yeah.
Oh god.
Anyway, I'll explain my story while I wait and I'll sit with it here so you can finally
see it.
So there's a little door in there.
I'm not sure if you see it or not, but there's these little men, like these little soldier
men and they'd have to go in through the door.
And I was always obsessed with it.
I don't know why.
And they'd like, limit the little door.
They had like a little, like a little drink sower in there and it was always my favourite
bit of the episodes.
I'm sending it to you on WhatsApp so you can...
I think I have an idea of what you're onto then.
Yeah.
No, no it's really cool.
It was always my favourite bit.
The Pinkie Ponk.
That's what it's called.
Pinkie Ponk.
Yeah.
Well, all the dads.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes, the Pinkie Ponk.
Great name.
Pinkie Ponk.
We need to rename our podcast the Pinkie Ponk podcast.
Yeah, let's go.
Hello, welcome back to the Pinkie Ponk podcast.
It means too awesome.
If you guys want it, that name, just tell us because, you know, we're not going to do
it, but...
But yeah.
I mean, if you guys want it, tell us.
I'll do it.
Pinkie Ponk podcast.
We need to stay quick.
Come on.
Oh, that reminds me.
I was going to tell you this anyway.
It was brought up again.
I was asked to beat me back in the band.
Yes, I was in a band, everyone.
What band, sorry?
Well, before we get into my old band, remember when we wanted to start a band, not we wanted
to start a band, but we were just talking about being in a band.
Who were you?
Me with Dylan.
And I was a singer for some random reason.
And then you were the drummer of all things.
I was the drummer and you were the singer.
What?
I don't know.
Dylan was a guitarist, but this is the funny bit.
He brought a guitar to be in our band, to be in our band.
That's the story.
Like, he brought an actual one to like...
How old were we?
I don't remember this at all.
This was last year.
Pretty sure.
Was it?
No, not last year.
Maybe the year before.
Yeah.
I mean, we did have some very interesting discussions in those last years, so I'm not
surprised.
Oh, yeah.
Who ever did the work?
Yeah.
And he plays it anyway.
He does it as a hobby now.
And then I was told when we went down to You Know Where, I was told that he wanted to...
What's that in the...
That's a car going past my house?
But it sounds really dodgy.
It's not...
Just look out my window.
Hang on.
You carry on.
I'm still talking, hey.
Where's it gone?
It's gone.
I don't know what that was.
Maybe a motorbike?
I don't know.
That was really strange.
Okay?
I was told he brought it for our band.
I think his mum said he plays this because he wanted to start a band with you guys.
I was told to buy it for a band.
And well, it takes a few things too seriously.
Yeah, we were probably joking, weren't we?
Yeah, well you were definitely joking.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're somebody who's fine with me messing.
I wouldn't have started a band.
Well, yeah.
Especially with you as the singer and me as a drummer.
Yeah.
It's very obvious it was a joke if we were...
Yeah.
What?
Is it okay?
Fair enough.
Anyway, I was in a band ages ago now.
But it was one of those moments, if you know what I mean.
One of the highlights.
I was...
What was I?
I think I may have been the drummer actually.
You were the drummer, yeah?
It was on one of those little dodgy little band sets where you have these little tin
foil things and you have this weird little thing.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, your cymbal.
Yeah.
Who were you in a band with?
I have no idea.
No idea.
I was sent an email today from John somebody.
It was funny, I was in the later stage of journey of school and in year seven.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
How come I never knew about this?
You think I want to be known as the band boy?
Band, that's right.
Yeah, I think it was called the Pit Pop Pat.
The Pit Pop Pat.
Yeah.
And we had a song about...
What was it?
It was about son pals.
What?
It was so crazy.
It was like, if you want to be my son pal...
Oh my god.
Can you get this song please and then we can put it at the end of one of the podcasts as
a joke.
I don't think I can.
We never recorded it.
What?
I will sing it.
I'll sing it and then we can put it at the end of one of our podcasts.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can have a little bonus feature.
All free.
But yeah, I actually...
Tunes.
It was a bit...
It was very similar to a few tunes at the time.
But it was a good song overall.
I enjoyed doing it for the four and a half weeks.
It was around four weeks.
That's not very good.
But yeah, we were rocking it.
We even wrote some music.
Well, I didn't understand it, but we wrote some music.
I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
I know that.
I'll just hit the drums.
I'll do...
That was spicy enough.
Yeah, it completely failed.
No idea who these people were.
I think they're people around my little area, if you know what I mean.
It's all dodgy around there these days.
Seven year old with phones.
Yeah.
What?
Dodge.
And you know what?
I wear one of these.
A bandana.
That is a bandana.
That's not a bandana.
I've seen it on oil slaps to me.
It's definitely a bandana.
It's not a bandana.
It is.
If you can guess at home before I tell you guys, what do you think a black man trying
to get waves would wear?
It's a hair net.
It's like, you know, the binna nannies wear.
I haven't seen that.
Oh, they're all green to see.
So horrible.
That's definitely a bandana.
No, it's not a bandana.
I'll tell you what it is when I roll it.
That is a bandana.
I've seen it in oil snaps in the past week that you've been telling me of a bandana.
I know what it is by now.
It's not a bandana.
It is a bandana.
We'll put a picture of it on the Instagram at some point and then we can have a little
poll whether it's a bandana or not.
It's not a bandana.
Do you think this is a bandana?
You're stupid.
Look at it.
Come on.
What is it then?
A do-rag.
Oh, what?
The name on the name.
A do-rag.
Do-rag.
Let me Google this.
I don't know how you got it.
Yeah.
Do-rag.
Oh, is this well?
I've never heard of this.
What's the difference between that and a bandana?
Now, it's a bandana.
Bandana has got better materials.
It's literally the same thing.
You sing well.
Bad daddies are for bloody rock punk guys, not for cool black men like myself.
Like, um, what's his name?
Tupai.
Who?
I don't know who that is.
Tupai. Sounds...
Tupai.
80's guy? 80's? No. He wore...
Did he?
I don't know. I don't know who he is. Probably.
He was some black guy.
Sure.
The do-rag.
Fair enough.
Do you think white people should wear do-rags?
Huh?
I had to spate with my family.
I mean, obviously people should be allowed to do what they like, but I don't really know what a do-rag is, so I can't really give my opinion.
Is it like a cultural thing?
Not really.
Yeah, then. I think, yeah, I don't see why not.
I don't know. Maybe it is. I don't know.
So I would base it on black people's hair, though, for when they have special cuts.
Oh, well if it's meant for that, then no, because they don't need it.
I don't know. I don't know what a do-rag is.
Good answer. Good answer.
Good answer!
Thank you!
Um, pumpkins. Now.
When close to Halloween.
Pumpkins are now.
We're in August.
Halloween is in October.
Two months away.
I guess. Order that Halloween special, everyone.
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah, we're doing that.
Run to suck your blood.
Oh, I can't. I got that stuff.
It's a white guy, black jacket.
Anyway, pumpkins are now.
They are on sale, aren't they, on August.
I feel like they come out soon, yeah, and the Halloween aisles and all the shops will start to be coming out.
When, like, school has started again, because at the moment it's all like the back to school stuff.
When September comes, people are back at school. It's going to be straight to Halloween.
Definitely.
My feet are going.
Anyway.
So, yeah, anyway, what I am, I ask, what do you put on your pumpkin?
I don't really have pumpkins, but I used to.
Don't really anymore. But when I did, I just, I did, like, the two eyes, and then just like the classic, like the jaggedy smile, which is the classic, you know, really boring.
Well, I, well, when I did celebrate, and I don't anymore.
I don't, yeah.
I put a cat on one of mine, a little cat, you know, cute pumpkin cat.
I have a Spiderman cat, not Spiderman cat, Spiderman pumpkin.
Yeah, that is, I put like a mutated pumpkin who looked like one of our colleagues, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I always waited out to look like one of them.
But that's enough. You don't need to try very hard really, do you?
No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I was actually reading on an article the other day that self-driving cars, that they wanted to, the wrong turn for someone, and they ended up in like an illegal area.
Right.
And they were arrested for it.
Oh, I thought self-driving cars weren't like an actual thing at the moment, they were only testing them.
Oh, you're right.
No, I feel like Tesla are only doing tests. I swear they're not out.
They are. Like, you have the settings, don't you?
Well, you can get a setting where it keeps, like if you're on a straight on a motorway, you can like, you can press it and then it keeps you in, it keeps you in the lane.
But I don't think they've done proper self-driving cars yet, I don't think they've...
Unless I read this dodgy article, which...
I think you did.
That could be quite a high possibility, but I swear, you type them into the little sat nav and they go...
No, go that way, that way, no, no, no, no, and then they blow up.
How?
Elon Musk is like, no, sorry, no, no.
I've Googled a lot this podcast, but we're scanning on the e-book again.
Are self-driving cars invented yet?
They do contain a lot of autonomous features, such as assisted parking and braking systems. Meanwhile, full-fledged autonomous vehicles continues with the goal of making a driving car safer and simpler in the coming decades.
So no, not yet, but they're predicted to be made in 2035.
So I read a fake article?
Yeah, you did.
It sounded like, it sounded like what? The pink pong pong, whatever that people was.
Ping pong, I don't remember that.
It was some sort of random thing, it was the pinky pong.
It sounded something like that, it was like the pink Pagan or something, I don't know.
Yeah, definitely fake, well.
Yeah, it was definitely, no, no, I see it, it was fake.
Before we end off this interesting episode on our holiday special, you could say, we just want to, well, I want to promote, of course, Jemima's already promoted the boring, not the boring, I can't if I keep...
The amazing Instagram, I mean, it is amazing, it's been boring the past few days, though, but there's...
Yeah, because we haven't been posting on it, but...
We're back, everyone, and we're back, bigger and juicier than ever, but no, trust me, we are thinking of making, Jemima, you can say this one.
Oh, are we thinking of the same thing?
Yeah, it starts from an S and ends with an S.
Yeah, yeah, we are thinking of actually getting a studio, now, we don't know how soon, obviously, this is going to happen, but obviously, recording online to each other isn't very convenient because we can't interact very well, it cuts out, there's a lot of technical difficulties with it,
but obviously, it is a very big commitment, like getting stuff for a studio, making a studio, however we do it, we have a lot of options at the moment of what we're going to do, it's not fully sure, but yeah, that means sometimes episodes upcoming might be a bit shorter or something, we're not sure yet what it's going to mean because we are just spending extra time as well, trying to research studio stuff as well.
We want to make it the best experience for you guys at home, so you can get the best voice quality, the best comedy, the best content, now that's a big thing in season 3, especially content is going to go rising and bubbling through the roof, so your school friends, your work friends, your tittle friends, your shop friends, tell it to everyone you know, promote the podcast.
Season 3, it's coming down your street this year, follow the Instagram, follow the podcast, and especially follow the hub.
What else? I was like, I was like, you know, but yeah, I hope you guys enjoy everything we've got coming for you guys, it's gonna be quite juicy. Hang on. Yeah. I think it's ready.
What we've got? Hang on. Wanna say anything, Macapacca? No, no, he's quite grumpy at the moment, he knows he's gonna lose. Anyway, see you guys next time. It's a ta-ta from me.
Bye!
Bye from you. You always got like, and a bye from me.
Yes, it's your ta-ta, and I couldn't hear when you ended.
What is it? It's a ta-ta from me.
What up?
You're my sun pal, you're my pal, why couldn't you be sooner with me, sunny sun pal, you're my sun pal, give me it now, cause I wanna see the dust coming out of your sun pal.
La La La la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la.
Sun pao, Sun Paho, you're my sun pedal.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Sun Paho, sun Paho, you're my sun pal.
Sumpow na na na na na na na na na na na
Pow why don't you say hello to my son?
Yeah yeah yeah
He's my Sumpow na na na na na na na
My Sumpow ba na na na na na
Sumpow
Yeah that's it
Woo