Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jemima McVitie.
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
It's not going well, but we're keeping it.
That's fine.
It's not the best intro, but I'm not really doing it.
So there you go.
Cool.
I was just talking about seeing you.
I actually went on a walk with my dog.
I was like, no, because I was like I like a mental problem in the morning, complete breakdown.
So I drew my little jaw.
draw I drew one of the Spider-Man villains and then what else did I do? I
I've gone up, I signed my sports psychologist documents, found my new
schoolbag, one of those you know one of those satchel things that Mr. Maisy has
You can't even say it!
I don't know, that's what I was saying to my grandaddy's like, ahh
So I did that and then I got a chair from the shed, an orange chair, I picked up
Wally Musk and I put on some like gang wear clothes, balaclava, a little face
mask that you do in the ski, a beanie, a black jacket, black trackies, took my
phone, took everything, I walked out, headed out, I was like, through the mud,
through the rain, then we landed in the middle of the field and you could see my
house in the field, it was lovely, I just put the chair down, sat down and watched
and just watched away
Was it nice?
It was lovely, Molly was enjoying it, she was like stiffed around, I was on there
with that face thing I told you about
Face thing?
That thing where I was like, ah ha ha, ah ha ha, yeah, and then at dinner we're like, run
and then you did that weird, and you could see, and then it was all weird
I love the fake face thing guys, it's when you get your face and put it on a little
recording of someone, it's sick, it is quite cool
But I was just saying, I brought a little toy, cowboy weapon with me, not lots of
frets, I just brought it with me, just to look cool, if I saw any attractive
lines, I had my little plastic guns out there, I was like, ah ha, so yeah, I didn't see anyone
actually, it was like a ghost now
Right, well, we haven't done weeks, but to be honest with you everyone, we don't need
to do weeks because we are recording this on a random Wednesday, having recorded on
Tuesday and having to record so many episodes this week, because I am going away on the
summer course, I'm out for a week for recording, totally gone, bash, that's quite detrimental
because I'm going on the Sunday and coming back late on the Sunday, which means we have
four episodes to pre-record, so to be honest with you, we can't do a week because you heard
it all last episode, even though it's not technically last episode because we are recording
this one before the Sunday, it's complex, but basically we are not doing a week, just
sorry about that if you want to, you're not getting one, tough luck, deal with it, deal
with it
Suckers, suck my mixed nuts from the Christmas Lord
Oh don't, nutcracker, yeah
Right, right, that stuff, I love that, ahh, right, let's get into our topic, woo, and
outside albums I was joking, we done it, of course, look at us, we're shambling right
now, but I did want to say, Jemima, I put my computer thingy on low, she knows this obviously,
she was there, but Jemima was trying to contact me apparently, and I was turning around playing
with my Macapacka teddy and my wooden teddy and we were playing top trumps, Ben 10 top
trumps actually
Can I ask, how do they make the, like do you turn the cards over and then
They may be all the albums, I don't know why they actually set the numbers
Do we really get on? Anyway
Yeah I did hear you talking to them, so everyone, I came on here to a little, a little scared
to be honest with you, I thought Will was playing Pokemon Go again, that's his usual
go to, and as we know he was on right with VE cards and Pokemon Go last time, so I shoot
he was on his albums again, and I was sitting here, headphones in going, well, hello, woo,
looking at the screen waving trying to get his attention, he hit his back to me and he
was like, oh eight, oh you beat me by one, I was like, oh, that was a close one that
was, so I thought I saw my Pokemon, then he sees me frantically waving at the screen and
decides to turn up the thing and he's like, oh sorry I was just playing top trumps with
my tenies, Will
What, what, how?
Nothing, but very else
Come on, Macapacca, we're having a rematch later, we're doing a deadly 60 top trumps,
me and him, Woody's out, Woody was out, he didn't get a shout, didn't get a touch near
the win, it was just me and Merkz, he did dominate to be honest, he got, I lost my Ben
Ten card, so the only cool one's Gwen Tennyson, his sister, so I mean, Ben's lost, he was
quite fun actually, he smashed four, rematch, yeah, you need to go to sleep more, you got
bags under your eyes, stupid man, anyway, moving on, yeah, there was a poll, didn't
we have a poll last week, this week, yeah, it only went up yesterday to be honest, but
I am going to check on it now, to be honest, the poll was, if you didn't know, it was,
it was, is Will more funny than Jemima, now, I myself voted on this poll and I said yes,
Will is more funny than me because he is, he's got natural, I'm more sarcastic really,
my humor's very weird, so we've got, oh, oh, don't listen to that, that might copyright
us, they ended up as 80% yes, Will is more funny and 20% no, Jemima's more funny, so
so far with the poll, Will's absolutely smashing me, so if you want to check them out, it's
on their Instagram, that's the underscore, stupid underscore, underscore of underscore
teenagers, yeah, that's my little plug for the Instagram, yet again, but we, well, there's
talk of us being one of the social media's in their world, but that's not, nothing's
clarified yet, we've just had a few, a few suggestions, as many as there were, yeah,
so maybe on, I'm quite of a Twitter and Facebook boomer, so that's kind of my platform, but
try that new social media platform called Threads, yeah, because if anyone actually
uses that, I don't know what it is, did you know that Twitter has now changed its name
to X, oh yeah, so we can't be calling it Twitter anymore, well, it's X, ridiculous really,
if you ask me, well, I'll be logging into X, how bad does that sound, oh yeah, we're
on X now, the underscore, like no, we're on X now, that sounds like, oh, I'm a mob now,
log in in, oh God, no, well, don't, no, you see what I mean, don't you, I don't see what
you mean, but do you know what I do know, I know I've got a riddle for you, riddle,
it's quite a long riddle, so bear with me, right, use your brain, are you tapped in,
switched on, I'm switched on, alright, pickled, there are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls
off, how many left are on the plane, say that again, I wasn't even listening, right, these
are really easy, okay, so don't overthink them, okay, there are 500 bricks on a plane,
one falls off, how many are left on the plane, don't overthink it, don't overthink it, yes,
alright, next, what are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge, elephant
in the fridge, yeah, just say it's possible, what would you do, put it in, no, no, it's
like three steps, not three words, like three different steps, oh God, I hate these kind
of things, right, put it, put it in, no, what do you, how do you put it in, what do you
have to do, open the door, open the door, yeah, get, push the elephant in, close the
door, yes, okay, what are the four steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge, open the
door, squish it in, no, there's not enough space because the elephant's in there, oh,
oh, oh, okay, close the door, never mind, open the freezer, take on the two of the house,
put them in, no, no, it has to be in the fridge, has to be in the, oh, ah, so simple, open
the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door, yeah, okay, the lion king
is having a birthday party, all the animals have to attend but one, which animal is it
and why, lion, no, it's its birthday party, obviously it's there, which animal can't
go, the cockroach, think what you just said about three, like a minute ago, what did I
say a minute ago, when you talk about freezers, what, think, that's a little hint and a fridge,
freezer of a fish, no, it's, it's, a fish can't go with something like one, it's in
the fridge, what is the giraffe thing, it's the giraffe because it's in the fridge, oh,
they're all linked together, yeah, the brick one, what is that, Sally wants, Sally wants
to cross an alligator infested river, there's no bridge and the only way she can get across
is by swimming, she swims across and makes it to the other side safely, why, it was the
brick fell on the alligator and killed it, where's the alligator, what, not the alligator,
where's the alligator, in the river, no, it's not in the river, they say the riddle again
then, okay, don't, Sally's wonderful, why is it not in the river, where is he, he's
gone, he's gone for feeding, oh, he's in a lighting birthday party, okay, right, okay,
right, Sally dies anyway, why, she gets to the side and dies, so she survives the lake
but then she gets out of the lake and then she dies, why does she not, broke that on
her head, yes, you did it, took you some time, not gonna lie, that's one of the worst attempts
of that riddle I've ever heard, good, great, fought it quite well, so, that was such a
random riddle, that's where the brick went, I thought, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, I'm just
trying to see what else is on my bed, give me any, sorry, actually, Maka Paka did want
some ginger biscuits, right, I bet, stop being mad, oh, how did he tell you he wanted ginger
biscuits, I'm sorry, what did he, he just told me, he just said no well, I want ginger
biscuits, he didn't say quite that, he's like, oh please, when, what did you buy, go downstairs
and buy me a, ginger biscuits please, he's writing a form, can we hear him talk about
that, no you can't hear him talk, because it doesn't go over the voice recognition on
this, I'm a thing with them, for the battle round noise, it's all remote, sorry, yeah,
but why don't you hold him up to the microphone, doesn't work, because he's background, I'm
seeing, can I see him at least, yeah, there you go, don't get squeamish, see, he's got
bags under his eyes, oh yeah, he does, yeah, hey guy, lost a bit of the skin there, see,
you're knocking it, yeah, this is where I used to put his fingers up my nose, just to
get out of all the bogeys, why did you do that, because let's go on, max, max the pat, anyway,
sit down, there it is, sorry, me and him go way back, we used to fight in the cold war
all the time, we go a hell of a long way back, see I'm quite old actually, if you think about
it, add up all the numbers, 14, put that one behind the 4, 41, alright yeah, I must be
ancient then, because I'm older than you, must be absolutely ancient, I'm old, I'm
a bit diction, right, okay, yeah, yeah, I wanna boast you're older than me, do you then,
kiddo, right, right, you're funny, you're a little, are you gonna say something then,
I was, and then I couldn't hear anything to say, oh my god, um, you know when we talk
about 8, 8, 8 with D, oh, oh yeah, you can't do it, I'll never do it, I thought you were
with they?
oh oh
oh yeah?
you can't do it
oh for goodness sake when can he do then?
sorry everyone
well
we'll ask when then
because we're not having this to be honest
yeah
eight is the evening everyone knows that eight is the evening
huh
stupid nerd
you're just even gears
I'm sorry
you can't just strut in here and tell us what to do
I've had enough
I'm at my final wits end with this boys
no no no no
all the people on the pod can hear it
I am done
finished
finito
the amount of times we will have been ripped off
with our humanity
our rights
is driving up the wall and back down it
perfectly
you know that um I'm yeah hey nothing I'm checking in at the got tell
when I'm at Metfoot Hotel
yeah
is it a great place great place to shop
apparently in her shopping
that's what this person's saying
got tell
let's have a google try
do any of you know what a got tell is got tell
I know how
I'm going to put the laughing emoji and go like yeah
friend pretend like
maybe they're messing with you
they might be messing with you
no that's
how did you how did you spell got tell
all right I see
yeah got tell
got tell
what don't your perfect breakfast look like
why are all these questions every day
got tell isn't a shop
what are they all about
got tell and nothing comes up
a radio a radio station but
you're not shot
got tell news
have I been punked
yeah
I think you have I think they're messing with you
look at their lives
I put a laughing emoji yeah
should be like
no no
I already put that out and it's like
haha
yeah
okay never mind never mind
sorry I can do a actually sorry for the confusion
oh
that's one line
I'm not taking it back I'm still I'm still going to my point
I'm fed up I'm at my wit's end as I said earlier
in a long day an emotional day we're supposed to have a
cat sitter coming in soon actually
and um the woman she just cancelled and my mum had spent all day stressing about the
cat sitter coming
um got to five when she was supposed to come
didn't work up said she had punctured her tyre
sure buddy
we're all saying
I'm at my wit's end today I'm done I'm gonna cry
we're gonna record a Sunday content
and we're always already 7.28
I'm meant to be back at 8
for the D
the D master
yummy I love Marmite and toast
that's what I put I put Marmite and toast in two glasses of milk
as my favourite breakfast
two glasses of milk
sometimes three
get a little lump
that's grim ill will
shoot yourself
I'm just gonna leave that conversation there I don't want to get too distracted with
people
boats
the boat lady
the boat lady that's her nickname
the boat lady because uh
yeah because Will would tell me who it is that he's talking to
I'm not I'm not sure I'm not gonna tell you but it's the boat lady uh
I don't know what how do we get onto that oh because
I was saying that I was asking I was being asked all these questions and then I said
how
what what
what
hey like the yeah and you said I like I like boats and yachts and stuff and then she and
then she says she was like oh you're quite a boat man are you then and I was like yeah
oh I like to go boating with you sometime that's what she said and then I was like yeah
cool
and um just a heads up to everyone Will is crap at fishing
I'm I'm I stink
and he said he's really good and now he's going to go on a boat ride with this gun and
they're gonna go fishing and he's gonna be awful
hard learn on the job eh hard learn on the job
I'm looking forward to you getting humiliated
of course you won't you scumbag
oh sorry
no I didn't call you a scumbag
and let's move on to our actual topic no joke
yes this is a debate at some point in the blooming week and well here it is in a great
debate
not a bad one this week in my opinion
socks and sandals so do they go well together
um I guess the green takes it away um yeah so
this is why you should be wearing your socks and your sandals the ultimate combo
sorry
socks and sandals opens opportunities if you're in danger for example
you've got sandals on say say they've got a bit of a heel yeah
you're being followed and you're like oh this guy looks a bit dodgy what you do
rip off the sandals and run now you've got socks on so your feet aren't
going to be getting all prickled and ouch
pow it's good you're solid because you have your socks on
is that is that it oh that's just way more sorry
obviously it increases warmth and comfort so you're not gonna get any of this
rubbing when you're walking a lot I mean we're on the course
what do you mean I mean I mean for those two points those points are just
absolutely useless I mean you wouldn't want anything there terrible
I'm not done yet just saying so
okay and if you've got a sock on say there's a white sock with a little
pink line on it when people are looking at your outfit
walking down the street they see your sock then they look down and they see
this sandal and they're like whoa this person has so much individuality and I
love that for them and um actually socks and sandals is becoming an increasing
fashion trend amongst celebrities these days and because of our Sunday content
me and one are now experts at fashion so as we know socks and sandals are gonna
really boost your outfit yeah whoa yeah is that it yeah that was absolutely
terrible right well let's start with your first point a dodgy man is that old
dodgy person even sorry dodgy person oh my gosh ah dodgy person why aren't you
in shoes I mean just go in shoes that's way easier than having sandals on right
well that's not really the point of the debate the point of the debate is if you
are wearing sandals should you wear socks with it yeah yes well I don't know
you're never gonna have a blooming heel a massive heel with sandals you're gonna
have a little what massive one no no wait I carry on with the rest of your
points or I do I do I do know what you're on about then I do remember seeing
one yeah right okay why don't you just rip off the heel right yeah that's not possible
is it it'll be easier to take them off and you have your socks I mean socks
do absolutely no difference to having no socks on they go up you're not running
and easily a nose are you let's be honest you don't need them you don't need
socks that makes no difference to the comfort of that if you're um what about
if you're on concrete wearing socks is gonna hurt that somewhere in salt no
then we're not wearing socks well I mean that's yeah the pen yeah pens pens
other thing is this is a very stupid scenario and if you were trying to
advertise this people would not give a toss the odds on that are very thin that
you're gonna be wearing sandals and you're gonna get attacked in a dark
street you have to run and I'm not gonna send it with dark street at any point
okay okay then let's just say it's a very busy street then like you're gonna
be attacked by value yeah people are gonna be like getting in the way in this
country probably at this point you heard about stories on the news truth true
truth I still see that's a very stupid sir I and that's a very like low chance
and then you're always the second point my second point have you got no points
if you're a news gonna yeah I'm completely arguing against yours okay I
was on by comfort and warmth and makes the out to more interesting and no
rubbing when you're what no it was then you can what I know a lot of females
like to get their nails painted there you go yeah that's how you show them look
better maybe you have a few unicorns on them that I announced yeah but you want
to show toenails as well that's get the whole look that way you get both the
whole job job something right don't like you showing their seat well that then
they're just weird aren't they I mean have you ever had a foot sniff from from
like family members what well just people snip foot sniff no no foot
sniffs no well I know see you made family no I don't think your family's
that close we're good restaurant running each other's feet there there there
there there there there there there there there okay I thought I felt sorry
for you yeah we're getting on to my point hmm oh how don't you just no no one of
my points doesn't match up them I was talking about flip-flops right okay
hmm right well where am I yeah it they help oh no no no okay oh my god my point
is so good socks cover your feet up which isn't cool you want to show your
feet to the world I know I've already said this but this is what I wrote okay
combining the two creates a visual effect as it looks cooler exactly you
are going to be there well
um don't wear socks or sandals because they itch too much they're hot stuffy
they're annoying itchy witchy when you get your legs and you can move your
toes around you got ill itch them in the socks they're harder to itch they go my
points done I went thank you everyone I really I won every other debate but that
one by far I believe I'm mild if you say so I did then leave you I feel like I
won man actually you also talk to Maca Paca and get him ginger biscuits
okay and if you call me crazy are you no I'm just calling you imaginative but you
think you think I'm on my load I'm a loony hello as I said imaginative very
good creative writer you wrote a book everyone called well wounds oh my gosh
well bow should read an extract of it on one of the podcasts yeah yeah published
we're getting that scheduled that's it going in the palm I'm lowering that I
can a EC up EC headshot oh crack on before you said Eastern gauge show
because did you do did you know that was a I think hello will hello what hello
yeah yeah hello no no you can't hit can you hear it no God well I'll tell you
just not hear me are you nice from a scary pretending the audio is broken or
can you actually not speak as I can't hear you I'm speaking I'm sorry now
you're pretty up one of my legs brother you'll pull it out there everyone like
now can't hear you I'll let you know when I can hear life and you saying in
there yeah what I'm behind the scenes this happens actually
sometimes the audio just goes and no he doesn't he does this shit happens in the
first two you smell like you you smell like you you stink I know you can hear
me you change I can't hear you I cannot hear you don't lie oh god I'm a liar
yes you're not can you can you like put on the chat what you're trying to say
okay I cannot let you know I am a wow hello oh gosh this is not good we're
really sorry one of well we'll figure that out I'm gonna grab a little joke to
tell you all just to you know right you're in a now I'm gonna figure it out
you see that I mean today I'm you today I'm you today I'm you today I'm you today
I'm so pretty good
right I don't hear me was it initially says a little audio thing at the bottom
so actual recording is high quality it's definitely there
you guys can hear me you I know you can I know you can I think it's her
microphone that's gone I've just muted her by the way so yeah
playing a practical joke if it if I'm actually muted
oh I can't hear you you're muted
of yours you're not stop yours haha of yours yes of yours swivel on it
swivel on it plug your headphones in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can
hear me the cretin she tried to blame me or nothing oh my gosh
oh my why didn't you type it in the chat how was I supposed to understand
there's a chat on this we're gonna screw it up
what Flynn so much oh we keep an eye on because I but I mean that's a bit of
comedy goal for you guys well now I'm not even you were saying our world's
mice gone just stop speaking and then everyone's right oh they thought it's
my headphones were still plugged in no they were no don't give you that I want
to hear your credit rubbish
I need to do I need to do after you are too high be needing clothes I said a
really good joke I was gonna say I was like no no no it was really good okay
what's the best thing about
guys you know well done you know I've done you know I've done you know what
I've done
I've had enough of you we need to end this recording here this is the end of
the podcast goodbye everyone bye
you