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Hello, I'm Will Jones.

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And I'm Jemima McVitie.

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Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how

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to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.

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So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or

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an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.

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And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your

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tales of teenagers.

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So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.

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It's not going well, but we're keeping it.

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That's fine.

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It's not the best intro, but I'm not really doing it.

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So there you go.

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Cool.

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I was just talking about seeing you.

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I actually went on a walk with my dog.

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I was like, no, because I was like I like a mental problem in the morning, complete breakdown.

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So I drew my little jaw.

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draw I drew one of the Spider-Man villains and then what else did I do? I

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I've gone up, I signed my sports psychologist documents, found my new

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schoolbag, one of those you know one of those satchel things that Mr. Maisy has

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You can't even say it!

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I don't know, that's what I was saying to my grandaddy's like, ahh

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So I did that and then I got a chair from the shed, an orange chair, I picked up

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Wally Musk and I put on some like gang wear clothes, balaclava, a little face

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mask that you do in the ski, a beanie, a black jacket, black trackies, took my

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phone, took everything, I walked out, headed out, I was like, through the mud,

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through the rain, then we landed in the middle of the field and you could see my

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house in the field, it was lovely, I just put the chair down, sat down and watched

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and just watched away

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Was it nice?

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It was lovely, Molly was enjoying it, she was like stiffed around, I was on there

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with that face thing I told you about

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Face thing?

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That thing where I was like, ah ha ha, ah ha ha, yeah, and then at dinner we're like, run

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and then you did that weird, and you could see, and then it was all weird

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I love the fake face thing guys, it's when you get your face and put it on a little

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recording of someone, it's sick, it is quite cool

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But I was just saying, I brought a little toy, cowboy weapon with me, not lots of

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frets, I just brought it with me, just to look cool, if I saw any attractive

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lines, I had my little plastic guns out there, I was like, ah ha, so yeah, I didn't see anyone

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actually, it was like a ghost now

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Right, well, we haven't done weeks, but to be honest with you everyone, we don't need

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to do weeks because we are recording this on a random Wednesday, having recorded on

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Tuesday and having to record so many episodes this week, because I am going away on the

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summer course, I'm out for a week for recording, totally gone, bash, that's quite detrimental

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because I'm going on the Sunday and coming back late on the Sunday, which means we have

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four episodes to pre-record, so to be honest with you, we can't do a week because you heard

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it all last episode, even though it's not technically last episode because we are recording

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this one before the Sunday, it's complex, but basically we are not doing a week, just

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sorry about that if you want to, you're not getting one, tough luck, deal with it, deal

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with it

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Suckers, suck my mixed nuts from the Christmas Lord

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Oh don't, nutcracker, yeah

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Right, right, that stuff, I love that, ahh, right, let's get into our topic, woo, and

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outside albums I was joking, we done it, of course, look at us, we're shambling right

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now, but I did want to say, Jemima, I put my computer thingy on low, she knows this obviously,

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she was there, but Jemima was trying to contact me apparently, and I was turning around playing

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with my Macapacka teddy and my wooden teddy and we were playing top trumps, Ben 10 top

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trumps actually

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Can I ask, how do they make the, like do you turn the cards over and then

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They may be all the albums, I don't know why they actually set the numbers

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Do we really get on? Anyway

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Yeah I did hear you talking to them, so everyone, I came on here to a little, a little scared

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to be honest with you, I thought Will was playing Pokemon Go again, that's his usual

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go to, and as we know he was on right with VE cards and Pokemon Go last time, so I shoot

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he was on his albums again, and I was sitting here, headphones in going, well, hello, woo,

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looking at the screen waving trying to get his attention, he hit his back to me and he

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was like, oh eight, oh you beat me by one, I was like, oh, that was a close one that

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was, so I thought I saw my Pokemon, then he sees me frantically waving at the screen and

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decides to turn up the thing and he's like, oh sorry I was just playing top trumps with

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my tenies, Will

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What, what, how?

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Nothing, but very else

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Come on, Macapacca, we're having a rematch later, we're doing a deadly 60 top trumps,

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me and him, Woody's out, Woody was out, he didn't get a shout, didn't get a touch near

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the win, it was just me and Merkz, he did dominate to be honest, he got, I lost my Ben

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Ten card, so the only cool one's Gwen Tennyson, his sister, so I mean, Ben's lost, he was

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quite fun actually, he smashed four, rematch, yeah, you need to go to sleep more, you got

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bags under your eyes, stupid man, anyway, moving on, yeah, there was a poll, didn't

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we have a poll last week, this week, yeah, it only went up yesterday to be honest, but

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I am going to check on it now, to be honest, the poll was, if you didn't know, it was,

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it was, is Will more funny than Jemima, now, I myself voted on this poll and I said yes,

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Will is more funny than me because he is, he's got natural, I'm more sarcastic really,

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my humor's very weird, so we've got, oh, oh, don't listen to that, that might copyright

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us, they ended up as 80% yes, Will is more funny and 20% no, Jemima's more funny, so

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so far with the poll, Will's absolutely smashing me, so if you want to check them out, it's

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on their Instagram, that's the underscore, stupid underscore, underscore of underscore

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teenagers, yeah, that's my little plug for the Instagram, yet again, but we, well, there's

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talk of us being one of the social media's in their world, but that's not, nothing's

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clarified yet, we've just had a few, a few suggestions, as many as there were, yeah,

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so maybe on, I'm quite of a Twitter and Facebook boomer, so that's kind of my platform, but

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try that new social media platform called Threads, yeah, because if anyone actually

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uses that, I don't know what it is, did you know that Twitter has now changed its name

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to X, oh yeah, so we can't be calling it Twitter anymore, well, it's X, ridiculous really,

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if you ask me, well, I'll be logging into X, how bad does that sound, oh yeah, we're

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on X now, the underscore, like no, we're on X now, that sounds like, oh, I'm a mob now,

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log in in, oh God, no, well, don't, no, you see what I mean, don't you, I don't see what

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you mean, but do you know what I do know, I know I've got a riddle for you, riddle,

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it's quite a long riddle, so bear with me, right, use your brain, are you tapped in,

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switched on, I'm switched on, alright, pickled, there are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls

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off, how many left are on the plane, say that again, I wasn't even listening, right, these

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are really easy, okay, so don't overthink them, okay, there are 500 bricks on a plane,

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one falls off, how many are left on the plane, don't overthink it, don't overthink it, yes,

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alright, next, what are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge, elephant

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in the fridge, yeah, just say it's possible, what would you do, put it in, no, no, it's

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like three steps, not three words, like three different steps, oh God, I hate these kind

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of things, right, put it, put it in, no, what do you, how do you put it in, what do you

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have to do, open the door, open the door, yeah, get, push the elephant in, close the

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door, yes, okay, what are the four steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge, open the

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door, squish it in, no, there's not enough space because the elephant's in there, oh,

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oh, oh, okay, close the door, never mind, open the freezer, take on the two of the house,

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put them in, no, no, it has to be in the fridge, has to be in the, oh, ah, so simple, open

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the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door, yeah, okay, the lion king

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is having a birthday party, all the animals have to attend but one, which animal is it

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and why, lion, no, it's its birthday party, obviously it's there, which animal can't

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go, the cockroach, think what you just said about three, like a minute ago, what did I

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say a minute ago, when you talk about freezers, what, think, that's a little hint and a fridge,

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freezer of a fish, no, it's, it's, a fish can't go with something like one, it's in

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the fridge, what is the giraffe thing, it's the giraffe because it's in the fridge, oh,

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they're all linked together, yeah, the brick one, what is that, Sally wants, Sally wants

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to cross an alligator infested river, there's no bridge and the only way she can get across

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is by swimming, she swims across and makes it to the other side safely, why, it was the

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brick fell on the alligator and killed it, where's the alligator, what, not the alligator,

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where's the alligator, in the river, no, it's not in the river, they say the riddle again

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then, okay, don't, Sally's wonderful, why is it not in the river, where is he, he's

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gone, he's gone for feeding, oh, he's in a lighting birthday party, okay, right, okay,

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right, Sally dies anyway, why, she gets to the side and dies, so she survives the lake

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but then she gets out of the lake and then she dies, why does she not, broke that on

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her head, yes, you did it, took you some time, not gonna lie, that's one of the worst attempts

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of that riddle I've ever heard, good, great, fought it quite well, so, that was such a

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random riddle, that's where the brick went, I thought, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, I'm just

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trying to see what else is on my bed, give me any, sorry, actually, Maka Paka did want

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some ginger biscuits, right, I bet, stop being mad, oh, how did he tell you he wanted ginger

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biscuits, I'm sorry, what did he, he just told me, he just said no well, I want ginger

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biscuits, he didn't say quite that, he's like, oh please, when, what did you buy, go downstairs

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and buy me a, ginger biscuits please, he's writing a form, can we hear him talk about

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that, no you can't hear him talk, because it doesn't go over the voice recognition on

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this, I'm a thing with them, for the battle round noise, it's all remote, sorry, yeah,

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but why don't you hold him up to the microphone, doesn't work, because he's background, I'm

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seeing, can I see him at least, yeah, there you go, don't get squeamish, see, he's got

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bags under his eyes, oh yeah, he does, yeah, hey guy, lost a bit of the skin there, see,

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you're knocking it, yeah, this is where I used to put his fingers up my nose, just to

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get out of all the bogeys, why did you do that, because let's go on, max, max the pat, anyway,

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sit down, there it is, sorry, me and him go way back, we used to fight in the cold war

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all the time, we go a hell of a long way back, see I'm quite old actually, if you think about

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it, add up all the numbers, 14, put that one behind the 4, 41, alright yeah, I must be

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ancient then, because I'm older than you, must be absolutely ancient, I'm old, I'm

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a bit diction, right, okay, yeah, yeah, I wanna boast you're older than me, do you then,

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kiddo, right, right, you're funny, you're a little, are you gonna say something then,

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I was, and then I couldn't hear anything to say, oh my god, um, you know when we talk

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about 8, 8, 8 with D, oh, oh yeah, you can't do it, I'll never do it, I thought you were

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with they?

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oh oh

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oh yeah?

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you can't do it

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oh for goodness sake when can he do then?

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sorry everyone

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well

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we'll ask when then

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because we're not having this to be honest

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yeah

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eight is the evening everyone knows that eight is the evening

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huh

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stupid nerd

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you're just even gears

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I'm sorry

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you can't just strut in here and tell us what to do

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I've had enough

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I'm at my final wits end with this boys

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no no no no

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all the people on the pod can hear it

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I am done

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finished

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finito

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the amount of times we will have been ripped off

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with our humanity

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our rights

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is driving up the wall and back down it

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perfectly

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you know that um I'm yeah hey nothing I'm checking in at the got tell

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when I'm at Metfoot Hotel

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yeah

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is it a great place great place to shop

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apparently in her shopping

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that's what this person's saying

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got tell

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let's have a google try

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do any of you know what a got tell is got tell

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I know how

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I'm going to put the laughing emoji and go like yeah

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friend pretend like

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maybe they're messing with you

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they might be messing with you

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no that's

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how did you how did you spell got tell

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all right I see

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yeah got tell

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got tell

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what don't your perfect breakfast look like

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why are all these questions every day

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got tell isn't a shop

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what are they all about

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got tell and nothing comes up

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a radio a radio station but

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you're not shot

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got tell news

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have I been punked

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yeah

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I think you have I think they're messing with you

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look at their lives

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I put a laughing emoji yeah

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should be like

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no no

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I already put that out and it's like

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haha

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yeah

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okay never mind never mind

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sorry I can do a actually sorry for the confusion

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that's one line

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I'm not taking it back I'm still I'm still going to my point

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I'm fed up I'm at my wit's end as I said earlier

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in a long day an emotional day we're supposed to have a

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cat sitter coming in soon actually

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and um the woman she just cancelled and my mum had spent all day stressing about the

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cat sitter coming

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um got to five when she was supposed to come

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didn't work up said she had punctured her tyre

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sure buddy

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we're all saying

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I'm at my wit's end today I'm done I'm gonna cry

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we're gonna record a Sunday content

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and we're always already 7.28

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I'm meant to be back at 8

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for the D

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the D master

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yummy I love Marmite and toast

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that's what I put I put Marmite and toast in two glasses of milk

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as my favourite breakfast

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two glasses of milk

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sometimes three

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get a little lump

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that's grim ill will

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shoot yourself

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I'm just gonna leave that conversation there I don't want to get too distracted with

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people

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people

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boats

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the boat lady

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the boat lady that's her nickname

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the boat lady because uh

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yeah because Will would tell me who it is that he's talking to

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I'm not I'm not sure I'm not gonna tell you but it's the boat lady uh

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I don't know what how do we get onto that oh because

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I was saying that I was asking I was being asked all these questions and then I said

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how

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what what

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what

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hey like the yeah and you said I like I like boats and yachts and stuff and then she and

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then she says she was like oh you're quite a boat man are you then and I was like yeah

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oh I like to go boating with you sometime that's what she said and then I was like yeah

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cool

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and um just a heads up to everyone Will is crap at fishing

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I'm I'm I stink

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and he said he's really good and now he's going to go on a boat ride with this gun and

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they're gonna go fishing and he's gonna be awful

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hard learn on the job eh hard learn on the job

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I'm looking forward to you getting humiliated

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of course you won't you scumbag

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oh sorry

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no I didn't call you a scumbag

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and let's move on to our actual topic no joke

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yes this is a debate at some point in the blooming week and well here it is in a great

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debate

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not a bad one this week in my opinion

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socks and sandals so do they go well together

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um I guess the green takes it away um yeah so

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this is why you should be wearing your socks and your sandals the ultimate combo

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sorry

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socks and sandals opens opportunities if you're in danger for example

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you've got sandals on say say they've got a bit of a heel yeah

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you're being followed and you're like oh this guy looks a bit dodgy what you do

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rip off the sandals and run now you've got socks on so your feet aren't

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going to be getting all prickled and ouch

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pow it's good you're solid because you have your socks on

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is that is that it oh that's just way more sorry

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obviously it increases warmth and comfort so you're not gonna get any of this

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rubbing when you're walking a lot I mean we're on the course

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what do you mean I mean I mean for those two points those points are just

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absolutely useless I mean you wouldn't want anything there terrible

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I'm not done yet just saying so

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okay and if you've got a sock on say there's a white sock with a little

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pink line on it when people are looking at your outfit

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walking down the street they see your sock then they look down and they see

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this sandal and they're like whoa this person has so much individuality and I

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love that for them and um actually socks and sandals is becoming an increasing

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fashion trend amongst celebrities these days and because of our Sunday content

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me and one are now experts at fashion so as we know socks and sandals are gonna

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really boost your outfit yeah whoa yeah is that it yeah that was absolutely

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terrible right well let's start with your first point a dodgy man is that old

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dodgy person even sorry dodgy person oh my gosh ah dodgy person why aren't you

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in shoes I mean just go in shoes that's way easier than having sandals on right

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well that's not really the point of the debate the point of the debate is if you

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are wearing sandals should you wear socks with it yeah yes well I don't know

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you're never gonna have a blooming heel a massive heel with sandals you're gonna

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have a little what massive one no no wait I carry on with the rest of your

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points or I do I do I do know what you're on about then I do remember seeing

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one yeah right okay why don't you just rip off the heel right yeah that's not possible

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is it it'll be easier to take them off and you have your socks I mean socks

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do absolutely no difference to having no socks on they go up you're not running

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and easily a nose are you let's be honest you don't need them you don't need

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socks that makes no difference to the comfort of that if you're um what about

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if you're on concrete wearing socks is gonna hurt that somewhere in salt no

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then we're not wearing socks well I mean that's yeah the pen yeah pens pens

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other thing is this is a very stupid scenario and if you were trying to

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advertise this people would not give a toss the odds on that are very thin that

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you're gonna be wearing sandals and you're gonna get attacked in a dark

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street you have to run and I'm not gonna send it with dark street at any point

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okay okay then let's just say it's a very busy street then like you're gonna

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be attacked by value yeah people are gonna be like getting in the way in this

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country probably at this point you heard about stories on the news truth true

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truth I still see that's a very stupid sir I and that's a very like low chance

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and then you're always the second point my second point have you got no points

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if you're a news gonna yeah I'm completely arguing against yours okay I

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was on by comfort and warmth and makes the out to more interesting and no

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rubbing when you're what no it was then you can what I know a lot of females

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like to get their nails painted there you go yeah that's how you show them look

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better maybe you have a few unicorns on them that I announced yeah but you want

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to show toenails as well that's get the whole look that way you get both the

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whole job job something right don't like you showing their seat well that then

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they're just weird aren't they I mean have you ever had a foot sniff from from

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like family members what well just people snip foot sniff no no foot

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sniffs no well I know see you made family no I don't think your family's

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that close we're good restaurant running each other's feet there there there

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there there there there there there there there okay I thought I felt sorry

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for you yeah we're getting on to my point hmm oh how don't you just no no one of

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my points doesn't match up them I was talking about flip-flops right okay

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hmm right well where am I yeah it they help oh no no no okay oh my god my point

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is so good socks cover your feet up which isn't cool you want to show your

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feet to the world I know I've already said this but this is what I wrote okay

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combining the two creates a visual effect as it looks cooler exactly you

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are going to be there well

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um don't wear socks or sandals because they itch too much they're hot stuffy

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they're annoying itchy witchy when you get your legs and you can move your

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toes around you got ill itch them in the socks they're harder to itch they go my

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points done I went thank you everyone I really I won every other debate but that

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one by far I believe I'm mild if you say so I did then leave you I feel like I

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won man actually you also talk to Maca Paca and get him ginger biscuits

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okay and if you call me crazy are you no I'm just calling you imaginative but you

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think you think I'm on my load I'm a loony hello as I said imaginative very

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good creative writer you wrote a book everyone called well wounds oh my gosh

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well bow should read an extract of it on one of the podcasts yeah yeah published

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we're getting that scheduled that's it going in the palm I'm lowering that I

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can a EC up EC headshot oh crack on before you said Eastern gauge show

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because did you do did you know that was a I think hello will hello what hello

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yeah yeah hello no no you can't hit can you hear it no God well I'll tell you

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just not hear me are you nice from a scary pretending the audio is broken or

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can you actually not speak as I can't hear you I'm speaking I'm sorry now

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you're pretty up one of my legs brother you'll pull it out there everyone like

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now can't hear you I'll let you know when I can hear life and you saying in

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there yeah what I'm behind the scenes this happens actually

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sometimes the audio just goes and no he doesn't he does this shit happens in the

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first two you smell like you you smell like you you stink I know you can hear

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me you change I can't hear you I cannot hear you don't lie oh god I'm a liar

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yes you're not can you can you like put on the chat what you're trying to say

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okay I cannot let you know I am a wow hello oh gosh this is not good we're

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really sorry one of well we'll figure that out I'm gonna grab a little joke to

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tell you all just to you know right you're in a now I'm gonna figure it out

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you see that I mean today I'm you today I'm you today I'm you today I'm you today

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I'm so pretty good

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right I don't hear me was it initially says a little audio thing at the bottom

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so actual recording is high quality it's definitely there

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you guys can hear me you I know you can I know you can I think it's her

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microphone that's gone I've just muted her by the way so yeah

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playing a practical joke if it if I'm actually muted

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oh I can't hear you you're muted

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of yours you're not stop yours haha of yours yes of yours swivel on it

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swivel on it plug your headphones in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can

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hear me the cretin she tried to blame me or nothing oh my gosh

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oh my why didn't you type it in the chat how was I supposed to understand

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there's a chat on this we're gonna screw it up

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what Flynn so much oh we keep an eye on because I but I mean that's a bit of

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comedy goal for you guys well now I'm not even you were saying our world's

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mice gone just stop speaking and then everyone's right oh they thought it's

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my headphones were still plugged in no they were no don't give you that I want

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to hear your credit rubbish

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I need to do I need to do after you are too high be needing clothes I said a

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really good joke I was gonna say I was like no no no it was really good okay

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what's the best thing about

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guys you know well done you know I've done you know I've done you know what

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I've done

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I've had enough of you we need to end this recording here this is the end of

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the podcast goodbye everyone bye

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you