1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 And I'm Jemima McVitty. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Welcome to the Stupid Pean of Teenagers, the show where Jemima and I discuss on how to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:20,000 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:26,000 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your tales of teenagers. 6 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Episode 11. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 11! Hello everyone but no. 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Are you looking up? Are you sure it's 11? 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I'm looking up. I'm just sitting there and chatting. 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Hello! 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Oh no! 13 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Ciao! 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Puncture! 15 00:00:51,000 --> 00:01:00,000 And welcome back to the Stupid Pean of Teenagers podcast episode, the season 2 episode 11. 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Hello everyone. 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Hello, we had a bit of a blank about what episode it was but you know, you know it's 11 by now because we sent it out about 7 times. 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Yes, we're here. 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Episode 11. We're back. What day is it? 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Friday. Now, is this today's episode world? 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Yes, it is. 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Yes, this is coming up the day we're recording it because we are pre-recording so much, it's getting a bit. 23 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:32,000 It's getting a bit manic. We've got a hell of a lot to do when we got the schedule ended today. 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:40,000 When we started that 8th, and it's currently, if anyone wants a time update, it's currently 6.52 when we're starting recording this. 25 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:45,000 And we're doing with the 8th and we have three podcasts to record. 26 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Quite close. 27 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,000 So, I don't suppose to have a special guest and there's been a lot of technical difficulties. 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 We'll keep you updated with the guest. 29 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Yeah. 30 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Instagram, what are you doing there? 31 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Instagram? 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Okay, hello everyone now. 33 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:14,000 What should you be doing? You know this by now, Maca Packer and Will's microphone also knows this. 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:24,000 What you need to be doing is you need to be following and liking the Instagram. 35 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Just ignore him. 36 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Ask them. 37 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:34,000 They underscore, super underscore, opinion underscore, of underscore, teenagers. 38 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Thank you. 39 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Sorry everyone. Check my Instagram. 40 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Check your Instagram. 41 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Oh, oh, oh. 42 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Oh, okay. 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I'm going to see if you can see Parenting Howl's recent post. 44 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Getting it up. 45 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Wait for it buddy. 46 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 On our Instagram, we like to support all the other podcasts as well. 47 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 So, Parenting Howl, obviously they're a lot bigger than us, but we do love Parenting Howl, don't we? 48 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 One of our favourites. 49 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:08,000 What? Do you see it? 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Will he come? Will he? 51 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Will he come? 52 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 That's the transcript. Sorry everyone. 53 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 On there. 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I like him that well. 55 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah, give it a juicy like. 56 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Right. How's it going? 57 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 It's been weeks since I was caught. 58 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 How's it going? 59 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 It's going good. 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I had a sleepover with my friend. 61 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 It's for us. 62 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Right. 63 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Sorry, I just... 64 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 ...on betrayal. 65 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Oh, Macapac is just falling down now. 66 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 I mean, this is just all going wrong. 67 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 You turned to a betrayal. What's that supposed to mean? 68 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Hang on a minute. Sorry. 69 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I'll tell you in a minute. I've just spat all over my... 70 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 ...the iPad. 71 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Sorry everyone. He's really not with it today. 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Don't know where else the water went down. 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Just warm water on the... 74 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Okay, deal with it after this recording. 75 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 What if I blow up? 76 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Okay, I see. I mean, it's not the worst thing that can happen. 77 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Betrayal. I mean, I understand. 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Watch your back. 79 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Okay, I'll watch my back. 80 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Hello. 81 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 So, yeah, I did that. 82 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 We worked swimming this morning, which was nice. 83 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 It's good. 84 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Swimming? 85 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Sure. Yeah, swimming. 86 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I was after that. 87 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 What am I? 88 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I was bowling yesterday. 89 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I actually won by one point this time. 90 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 How many points? 91 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 How many points? 92 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 How many points what? How many points did I get? 93 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 81. 95 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Beauty! 96 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 What's the best you've got, then, Will? 97 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 The best I got are hundreds. 98 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Hell yeah. 99 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 No, I remember the last time. 100 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah, I do remember. Will's a god at bowling. 101 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Thank you. 102 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 So, yeah, that was good. I'm going away in two days, 103 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 so tomorrow is going to be a lot of packing. 104 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 And to be honest, this evening is stressing me out. 105 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Will can tell you, he can vouch that before we recorded this, 106 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I was getting a bit of stress dialed, wasn't I Will? 107 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 You were, oh my gosh, and a lot to plan. 108 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 We were planning for pre-recording our guest episode 109 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:32,000 for next week, which is obviously the chase again. 110 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 But then we didn't do it because there were technical issues. 111 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 And then we were stressing about being not fitting into our time scale 112 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 with all of these things, and she was just going all... 113 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 blah blah blah. 114 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:50,000 So, yeah, I mean, Will had been trying to record for the past hour, 115 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 but there's been some technical difficulties, 116 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 and now we're here, and I feel like I can't breathe 117 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 because it's been too much stress. 118 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 But it's fine. Okay? Thank you to everyone. 119 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 My week, other than that, it's going great. 120 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I'm loving the holidays. I mean, how could you not love the holidays? 121 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 It's great. And obviously, we're recording three episodes 122 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 for the poll a week now, which is just great. 123 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 So, yeah. 124 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Will, how's your week, Will? 125 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 My week. 126 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 My week. 127 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Yeah. 128 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Yeah. 129 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And then what happened on Tuesday night? 130 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Oh! 131 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Do you know what went down on Tuesday night? 132 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 No. 133 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 No? 134 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Do I? 135 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 I won't say that. I won't say that. No, no. 136 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Maybe you do. 137 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 I won't say that. 138 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 We also released... 139 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 No, no, I won't say that. 140 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 And then, actually, I went swimming to this, like, 141 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 swimming place. 142 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 The swimming place. 143 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I don't want to say the way we went swimming, 144 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 but it was this big place of, like, you know where I'm on. 145 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I think so. 146 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Yeah. You sure? 147 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I'm pretty sure. 148 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 It was really nice. It was nice and hot. 149 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 There was a big wave machine thing. 150 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Which he'd be drowned in if she went too deep. 151 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 She didn't die, but... 152 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Oh, I didn't. 153 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 That's what her sister by the way, everyone. 154 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Yeah. It was quite fun, enjoyable. 155 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Then I came home and enjoyed my own pleasure. 156 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Of, um... 157 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Doing something. No, no. That sounds so... 158 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 That sounds inappropriate. 159 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I was just enjoying something. 160 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I wouldn't really ever reveal it. 161 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 And then we'll be here today and I'll play some golf. 162 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 And, yeah, it was quite disappointing. 163 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 It was kind of it, really. 164 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Actually, oh, no. You guys have watched the episode that I've pre-recorded. 165 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I need to have my rematch. 166 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Remember this for the next episode. 167 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,000 I need to have my rematch against Macapaca in the top thumbs card game. 168 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 He is very... 169 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 He's very good. 170 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Yeah. 171 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I'll ask him to send me some stuff, probably. 172 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 The camera roll scroll comes first, as usual. 173 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 The people in the middle of the game will roll. 174 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Camera roll... 175 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Oh, did I just call her? 176 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Yes, you already know. I was talking about... look at it. 177 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 What? 178 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 No. Put your microphone closer to your mouth. 179 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 It's right here? 180 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 No, but the audio is just... 181 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 What? What's wrong with the audio? 182 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,000 It's fine now. You're just... you're faking that way, so let's go quiet. 183 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Well, yeah, this is really sensitive, this bloody thing. 184 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 You can still hear me now. 185 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Yeah. 186 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Well, okay. 187 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Check it. 188 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Remember what happened last episode of the Ann-Ren-Blim-In? 189 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 When I muted you and then you couldn't hear the action, you know that? 190 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah, I keep it on the edge of that. 191 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Oh, I don't know. 192 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I had to go well after that, so, again, I mean, we're always arguing these days. 193 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I mean, we always argue anyway. 194 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,000 You know, the healthy relationship, I mean. 195 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Okay, right. Have you nearly got your thingy done? 196 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I do. 197 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Okay, so... it's not interesting. 198 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I'm just gonna redo it because it's just not interesting to anyone. 199 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,000 It's interesting to me, but not interesting to anyone else, 200 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 because this part of the series will... 201 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 True, they have anything to the whole... 202 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Can they come... 203 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Mine's quite cool, actually. 204 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Okay, can you go with yours? 205 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Oh, my God. Proud of it. 206 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Can you say that? 207 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 No. 208 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 It's too bright. 209 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Look a little worse in the blue thing. 210 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Oh, yeah? I can't see worse in the blue thing. I can only see who it is. 211 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. 212 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,000 But, you could see it for a minute. That it disappeared. There you go. 213 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh, God. 214 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Yeah, that's evidence. You never know I could win them back. 215 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Huh? 216 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Yeah, I guess. 217 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Anyway, mine is... you know Subway Surfers? 218 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Yes. 219 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 It is the Talking Tom version of that. 220 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Anyone that can play this. 221 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Talking Tom and Friends or Talking Tom Runner, I thought it was cool, 222 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 but it was so fun. 223 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Yeah, I'm sure. 224 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 It was really good. 225 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 I'll show mine, but that just reminded me of a story that I'm gonna tell afterwards. 226 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 But mine is just a picture of hair. It's a bit of inspiration. 227 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Hair cut. 228 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 It was just a picture of hair, yeah. 229 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 I'm sorry, Will. 230 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Wake up or the audience say. 231 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 I'm sorry, my camera always are very interesting. 232 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 For all the sake of that. 233 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Right, now the story. 234 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Oh, excellent. 235 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Yeah, I'm sorry. 236 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,000 On the way back from our PE lessons, Will used to play that game. 237 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 He'd sit in the minibuses and he'd be playing that game. 238 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 He'd be sitting in his chair playing it. 239 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,000 One particular time, the way our minibuses are set up is there's like two seats 240 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 and then there's a one seat with a row in the middle. 241 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And Will was sitting on a one seat. 242 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 And I was sitting on the two seats. I don't know who I was next to, but there was someone. 243 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 And then me, so me and Will were like next to each other, but there was a row in between us. 244 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,000 And Will was playing this game, but it's another seatbelt on. 245 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 I don't know why. Why did you give your seatbelt on, Will? 246 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Why did you not put a seatbelt on? 247 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I don't know what to do with that. 248 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 See you do. 249 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 We went in. 250 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 We went in for a bump and you flew and you fell in. 251 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Do you remember you fell into the gap? 252 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 It was a game. 253 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 And then there was game spags like all the way. 254 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 There was Ed, people put their game spags along, so you'd spin it to them 255 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 and you couldn't get up when the game seat was parked. 256 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 So they looked back and they would have seen you. 257 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 And you had your phone in your hand, which is also against score. 258 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And Will was like, get me up to where I get my lefty, it's wringing around. 259 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 And I was like, try to pull over that. 260 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 And I pulled you up and pushed you back into your seat. 261 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I remember this guy taking it in there. 262 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 And the teacher was like, what is all the conruption back there? 263 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Because we'll keep it down, please, because he was squealing. 264 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Yeah, I do remember that quite faintly. 265 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Well, I could leave and forget that to be on inside. 266 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 That's one of the best moments of my life. 267 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 It's the screaming. 268 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Crow. 269 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 That's kind of un-depowering me. 270 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Okay, well, we're all always saddening. 271 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Oh, okay, well. 272 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Well, I'll finish it. 273 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Our first topic today is teaching. 274 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Jemila is something, well, me teaching Jemila something. 275 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 And while Jemila shows this, 276 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 lame girls, we don't like it. 277 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I like it. 278 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:20,000 So teaching Jemila was a Spider-Man law. 279 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:27,000 So hopefully Mr. Lad can join in and take a listen to this episode. 280 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 And they've got a lot. 281 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 But Jemila, I want to teach you some of the Spider-Man law. 282 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Right. 283 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Who is Spider-Man? 284 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 So it's all, you know, it's a simple question. 285 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 He's like, he's like a superhero. 286 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 And he's like, he's like, he's the actual guy is like Peter Parker. 287 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Is that him? Yeah. 288 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And he's Spider-Man at night. 289 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Is it or just whenever, right? 290 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Whenever he needs to be. 291 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 I'm sorry, Spider-Man at night. 292 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 You have to laugh. 293 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 How many parts have we done? 294 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 How many we done? 295 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I think we did seven. 296 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Seven porn women plots. 297 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000 And then the ones with Dr. Strange before that. 298 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Okay, not at night. 299 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Not at night. 300 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Anytime. 301 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Anyway, let's move on. 302 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,000 You just put a little tear in my eye there. 303 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Okay, so Pete Parker, yes. 304 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:21,000 And then what happens just after he's turned into Spider-Man? 305 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000 He loses someone very close to him. 306 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Oh, then I read. 307 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Is his dad or mum or someone? 308 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Well, they just live with his aunt or something. 309 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Oh, yeah, yes, they live with their aunt and me. 310 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Yeah. 311 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 What about his uncle? 312 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 What happened to him? 313 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Was his dad eight years ago? 314 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Because he got killed. 315 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 His parents, yes, his uncle Ben got shot. 316 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 He shot him straight in the stomach. 317 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Okay. 318 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Well, it depends what variation. 319 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 He got shot and that was quite sad. 320 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 And then that motivated him to... 321 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,000 What did Uncle Ben say to Spider-Man? 322 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Which made him have all of this power and not do anything bad with it. 323 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 State money or anything. 324 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Be a good guy. 325 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Do you think I'm going to know that? 326 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 I'll say it. 327 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Your great power comes great responsibility. 328 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Responsibility. 329 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 I don't know it though. 330 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 It gives a good line, doesn't it? 331 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Yeah. 332 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,000 I was just thinking, all of those villains, they didn't have Uncle Ben say that to them. 333 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:41,000 They were like, great power means great money, great anger to take what I want. 334 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,000 But Spider-Man had Uncle Ben. 335 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:47,000 If Uncle Ben wasn't there, Spider-Man could be called Spider-Menace. 336 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:53,000 So really, Uncle Ben is the true hero of the story. 337 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Well done. 338 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 We've got a version. 339 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I don't know this. 340 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Some villains, some basic, ordinary villains. 341 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 You're pretty good at this. 342 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Yeah, I am good at this. 343 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Will tells me a lot about the villains. 344 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 So you've got Green Goblin. 345 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Right. 346 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 You've got Electro. 347 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 You've got Frawler. 348 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Is he one? 349 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Yeah, Frawler's one. 350 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Yeah. 351 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Yeah. 352 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Black Cat. 353 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Black Cat. 354 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Villains. 355 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Yeah, yeah, we're playing, yeah. 356 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Lizard. 357 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Yeah, well done. 358 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Oh, this is testing me now. 359 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 I'm pleased to tell me this in computer science in year eight. 360 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 We did quizzes online. 361 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 So I'm trying to think back to that. 362 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I've already said villains, babe. 363 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 I have an eye for Black Cat. 364 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Oh, please. 365 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Give me. 366 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I'm not really sure. 367 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I can't think of many others. 368 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Who's that one? 369 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I've got the horn. 370 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 It's a rhino. 371 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Sex so far. 372 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Sex? 373 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Still in counting? 374 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I'm getting there. 375 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Don't do it for the listeners. 376 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Hurry it up. 377 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Come on. 378 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 I don't know anymore. 379 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I don't know anymore. 380 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I'll name a few. 381 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Just get me the ten. 382 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Goblin. 383 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 You've never heard of Goblin. 384 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Yeah, you have. 385 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I have. 386 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I didn't talk to him before. 387 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 I'm going to be an ex. 388 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000 He's like a sly. 389 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Sly. 390 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Shocker. 391 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Oh, yeah. 392 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Plastic shocker. 393 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Doc. 394 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Doctor. 395 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 He's really relevant. 396 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Yeah. 397 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 And scorpion. 398 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 I never heard of him. 399 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Santa. 400 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Some we've never done in parts before. 401 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Like Doc Ock or Scorpion. 402 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Okay. 403 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 So does she finally on the Spider-Man ball? 404 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Who is the, let's say, two, let's do the two, 405 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:20,000 of Spider-Man's biggest love interests. 406 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:26,000 The two main ones. 407 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 That everyone knows about. 408 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Mary Jane Watson. 409 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I'm a joke. 410 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Well done. 411 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Yeah. 412 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 My favorite. 413 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:40,000 And, um, I, well, I guess we wouldn't count that one really, would we? 414 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I don't think she's the main one. 415 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Is it Liz? 416 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Is she the main one? 417 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 418 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Is it Not Wild Like Man? 419 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Gwen? 420 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 She's not really one, though, is she? 421 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Or is it Glenn? 422 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 It is Glenn. 423 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 It's Glenn. 424 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000 She's right out there. 425 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh, you probably can't see her, but I've got a lot of... 426 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 No, I can't, but... 427 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Oh, no, I can't see her. 428 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I can see her shoulder. 429 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Can you? 430 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Yeah. 431 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 There's a tan. 432 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Well, well, it's a Swarman, I'll wear it off. 433 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 And she's dead. 434 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 She's dead. 435 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Green Goblin killed her. 436 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 And he's like, 437 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,000 I'll kill you because you killed my woman. 438 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000 And then, yeah, she kind of ends up her. 439 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 That's insane. 440 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 I want to test you some more after, 441 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 but let's stop it. 442 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Little mini topic. 443 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:34,000 What do four things to do in a traffic jam? 444 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Well, I don't think we're actually going to do this one. 445 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Yeah, I had to put it down. 446 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Right, things to do in a traffic jam now. 447 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I'll be talking like, are you on your own in the car? 448 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Or do you have other people with you? 449 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 On your own, that's it. 450 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 On your own, oh, that's hard. 451 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 You could like, obviously look out the window, 452 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 enjoy the scenery, 453 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 but if you're on the motorway, 454 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 then there's not much scenery to look at. 455 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 So you obviously could get on the radio, 456 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 have a little jam session in your car, 457 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000 like, whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa. 458 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Like a little, little session. 459 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 But don't go on your phone because that's illegal, 460 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 so nobody's doing that. 461 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 So no, no, no. 462 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000 You can listen to the stupid opinion of teenagers podcast. 463 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000 That's a good one. 464 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000 I was going to say that. 465 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah, that's a good one. 466 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Um, what else can you do? 467 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000 You can, I mean, obviously you can look into other people's cars, 468 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 but it's a bit of a noose, isn't it? 469 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 You could see what they're getting up to. 470 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Yeah, sure. 471 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 What's Jerry doing over there? 472 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Oh, he's, oh, Jerry, oh, he's texting his wife, you know? 473 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Tough time. 474 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Poor Jerry. 475 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Anyway, all you could obviously just, 476 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000 just relax, just think, like, reflect on yourself, 477 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 do a little will, do a bit of meditation. 478 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 He doesn't do it anymore though, do on. 479 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Um, just sit there, breathe, think, like, 480 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000 make a plan of what you're going to do when you get out of this traffic jam. 481 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Think, oh, if you're in the work, think about what you've got to do at work, 482 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000 like, think about what you're going to do at home. 483 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Think about what you're going to do if you're going to get the washing 484 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 or just relax, get some Netflix or, you know, just, yeah, chill. 485 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 That's my options. 486 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 What would you do, will? 487 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Will, will. 488 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Many things, I won't say most of them because, yeah, yeah. 489 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Uh, but, probably, I mean, hopefully I have my teddies in the car with me 490 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 so I could do a bit of, uh, trading card games, like, 491 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 ah, I'll give you Pikachu for Shazard. 492 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:47,000 No, I want Zollagard. 493 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 That's not a poker one. 494 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Just, uh, Ziggy Puff for Shazard. 495 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 And then they're like, ah, yes. 496 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Do you usually take your teddies in the car with you? 497 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:07,000 No, no, no, no, but let's just say I just have them for some weird reason. 498 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I'm probably out watching a movie with Dylan, maybe in the back of the car. 499 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 You're alone in the car? 500 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:18,000 No, but the dinners are relevant, so here be that. 501 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Oh, yeah. 502 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 So, ha ha ha, joking Dylan. 503 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,000 And then probably, I'll put up a rest podcast, probably, um, not this podcast, 504 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I mean, because sometimes bores me to death. 505 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:37,000 No, joking, this podcast will parent you, you know. 506 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:44,000 That'll be my lovely little traffic, traffic time thing. 507 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Although it'll be more, but I won't get into that. 508 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 That's quite weird. 509 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Um, next thing, guess to your future kids or partner. 510 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 That's what they look like. 511 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Right. 512 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Their personality will be. 513 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:03,000 So, you know, so I'm just taking you in, you know. 514 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Oh, I'm taking you in as well, I was practically, I would do this every day, basically. 515 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:13,000 I know what you look like right now, but. 516 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Okay, okay, I know what I'm going to say about the kid. 517 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 The partner, kind of. 518 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I know your type, so I got this. 519 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Jove. 520 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Never changing. 521 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Well, never, oh, ever changing. 522 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Yeah. 523 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Whatever. 524 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Ever. 525 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Yeah, I'd say. 526 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 You're right. 527 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Um, well, uh, who wants to go first? 528 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Okay, I'll tell you what your kid will look like, then you do my kid and then we'll do partner's, okay? 529 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Right, your kid, he's going to be relatively tall. 530 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I'm talking about the male first, not the female after. 531 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,000 He's going to be relatively tall, because you're quite tall, so quite tall. 532 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Um, he's going to have hair a bit like yours, but it's going to be a bit more flat. 533 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Like, well, his hair poofs up a bit. 534 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:07,000 His hair is going to poof more like out, just going to be like a bit more, yeah, a bit more flat like that. 535 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Yeah, that's what I'm imagining. 536 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Like, look down there. 537 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,000 And will, will that kind of cool guy who let his kid do everything, he's going to have like a gold streak, 538 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,000 like a gold streak going down his hair, looking like a rock star. 539 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Um, but he's going to be wearing like, he's going to be wearing either. 540 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:33,000 We're going to go for that. I'm just going to be wearing like a tweed suit, stressing around, thinking he owns the place. 541 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Or he'd wear like, like, he'd wear like, what are they called, you know? 542 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Shorts, that's what they're called. 543 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Shorts, like white shorts. 544 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 What's that? 545 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 A football top, obviously. Will's going to get his kids into football. 546 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I mean, if he didn't, it'll be Chelsea top probably. 547 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Um, and he's going to, and he's going to have him, 548 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,000 he's going to have a little backpack on one sleeve with all his, all his water and stuff in it. 549 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 That's what I'm imagining Will's boy looking like. 550 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Girl, she'd be shorter. 551 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 You wouldn't be as tall as a girl. 552 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 No, I don't see it. She's quite short as girl. 553 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,000 She has like braids. She's braids. 554 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Imagine that. 555 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 Um, she's wearing a nice little frilly dress. 556 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,000 And Will's like, Will loves his daughter to pieces. I can just see it. 557 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,000 He's got her these like really expensive bags for her birthday. 558 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:32,000 So she's holding a really expensive bag and some gold high heels. 559 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 And she's just like, she's holding her dad's hand. 560 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 I mean, yeah, she's holding Will's hand. 561 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 He'd feel great for her. 562 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 She's a spoiled kid. 563 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Yeah. 564 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Yeah. 565 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,000 I can see that happening, to be honest. 566 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 My whole money, I'll be bankrupt by the end of it. 567 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 So worth it for the love. 568 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Um, your kid's right. 569 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Yeah, I'll be the moment to go with the girl to start off with. 570 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 She's gonna be short. 571 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I just see the girl being short. 572 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Okay. 573 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Really, like not really short, but short. 574 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Little brown hair. 575 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Like, what are these things that go around? 576 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 A bob. 577 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 A bob. 578 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Yeah, and she's never a little bob. 579 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 She's gonna have glasses on. 580 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 He's like blue glasses. 581 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,000 She's only a bit weird at times, but she's gonna be... 582 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Yeah, don't think she's gonna be the bee's knees at school, but she isn't. 583 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 She's gonna be having it around with the... 584 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Actually, no, no, no. 585 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 I think it's podcast, actually. 586 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 You know who I want about. 587 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Yeah, I do know who you're gonna be around. 588 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Um, there she's going around with that from people. 589 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Little dry, spotty dress. 590 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 A few stains on it. 591 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,000 You don't creep her out because she's really messing. 592 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:07,000 She likes to go out in the wilderness, even though she's not that brave and confident at school she is at home. 593 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Okay. 594 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Your son is gonna be a true... 595 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 A tall lad. 596 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 This is gonna be like the opposite. 597 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Okay. 598 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Brintle, he's gonna be a jock at school, so he's gonna be good at... 599 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Not all sports, actually. 600 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 He's gonna be... 601 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 He's gonna be good at the playground, football and stuff like that. 602 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 He's not gonna be good at hockey. 603 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Yeah, and cricket and rugby. 604 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Get that from me. 605 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I'm crap at hockey. 606 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Cricket and rugby. 607 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Cricket and rugby. 608 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000 And he's just gonna be an absolute beast. He's gonna be the man to go for. 609 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Don't ask what he does, he may have a little... 610 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Oh, good. 611 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I think he knows the whole about that. 612 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Don't worry, the little girl doesn't. 613 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 The girl doesn't. 614 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Okay. 615 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 The little girl sounds great. 616 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Amazing. 617 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Yeah? Okay, that was interesting. 618 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 We're kind of. 619 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Okay. 620 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Right. 621 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Oh, I've got a thing. 622 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Back to... Right. 623 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I can go down to two things with this. 624 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Oh, wow, there's one more. 625 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Right, we've got to fix up the colour hair, because it's not going to be blonde. 626 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 They're not going to be blonde. 627 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 They are not going to be blonde. 628 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Yep. 629 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Oh, they could be brunette, but I'm gonna go with ginger. 630 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 They're ginger, okay? 631 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 They're very... 632 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 What a... 633 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Wow, what a hard guess that was. 634 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,000 They're very, very long wavy ginger hair. 635 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,000 They're shorter than will, but they're not too short. 636 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 They're a business woman. 637 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,000 They're very into their business, wearing red high heels. 638 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 And like a... 639 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Like a... 640 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 That's funny. 641 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 She's wearing a dress, quite a tight dress actually. 642 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 It's quite tight. 643 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Um... 644 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 645 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 This is what I'm imagining. 646 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,000 And, um, she's very caring towards her children. 647 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Very, very good to her husband. 648 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Gets a bit annoyed when Will decides to go out with the lads instead of staying home with her. 649 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:19,000 It's so... 650 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000 But she loves him a lot. 651 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 They have a great time together. 652 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 They love going to the cinema together. 653 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I can see you love going to the cinema with her. 654 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Yeah, yeah, you do. 655 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000 And he takes her fishing on a boat. 656 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Just throwing it at me. 657 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 No, let's do it. 658 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,000 They go on a romantic fishing trip. 659 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Um, in which she catches way more fish than him, because Will's not very good at fishing. 660 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000 And they love their kids, and they're a really happy couple. 661 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 And they die together, and it's really happy. 662 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 No, no problems in the relationship. 663 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000 That's all I can say. 664 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Wow. 665 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 What a... 666 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Wow, okay. 667 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Um, you... 668 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I had said different versions. 669 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 I had one that... 670 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Well, three versions. 671 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I had one that looked like your brother, for some reason. 672 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 What? 673 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Okay. 674 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 A bit with a beard. 675 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 God, no, I'm not a beard. 676 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 I'm mad. 677 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Another one, who's a quite... 678 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 But then this is the one I'm going with. 679 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Okay. 680 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 It's quite nervous. 681 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Okay. 682 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 So, I'm going for like a whole life story. 683 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 He's quite blondy, brown-ish. 684 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 He's blondy brown-ish, you know what I mean? 685 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Mousy brown. 686 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Okay, yeah, whatever you just said. 687 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Mousy brown. 688 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Uh, Ian? 689 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Uh, not, not, uh, he's a bit of a stump. 690 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 I think that's what you call it. 691 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Not freshly trimmed, a bit of beard. 692 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Not like a thick beard. 693 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000 He... 694 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 I don't know, he's a workman. 695 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Okay, he's a builder workman. 696 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000 He works on the old building site. 697 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 What do you think right now? 698 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 What's wrong with the builder? 699 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 They're all nice. 700 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:22,000 No, no, nothing's wrong with the builder. 701 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Right. 702 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,000 He's very caring to the kids, which is the most important thing. 703 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Good, good, good, yeah. 704 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Uh, you don't have too many problems marriage, marriage-wise. 705 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Oh, God, just a minute. 706 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Not too many. 707 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Sometimes, you had a few big bickers and at one point you did ask him to leave the house 708 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:48,000 and he went out, he went out and had a drink and then he, he, uh, what was it, he went 709 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000 out and slept with a mate and then he came back the next day, apologised for everything you all made up as a family. 710 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Aww. 711 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000 He pays the bills, very nicely, you live in a nice house. 712 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,000 You have no financial problems, too much. 713 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Sometimes you're like, okay, kids, we can't buy this today because money and everything. 714 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 But you're doing well, perfect. 715 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000 You do, because he won like a little bet with his friends. 716 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,000 You have like this really nice, um, Porsche. 717 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Oh, a Porsche. 718 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Yeah. 719 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 So, that's my little story. 720 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Oh, thanks for that, that's probably a tip to my eye, actually. 721 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000 We'll have to listen to this back in many years to come and see if we were right. 722 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Maybe. 723 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Maybe. 724 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Yeah, we've got, isn't it? 725 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Oh, yeah? 726 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Yeah, yeah, that is definitely all we got. 727 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 So, well, thank you guys for listening. 728 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:54,000 This has been a stressful day for us, so have a bit of sympathy for us and our troubles. 729 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Keep following the Instagram, keep up to date with our lives watching these episodes. 730 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Thank you so much, everyone. 731 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 I guess we've got to say good night, goodbye, good evening, good morning. 732 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000 That's all. 733 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Bye. 734 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Bye.