1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jumaimah McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to The Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,760 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:31,760 Hello! 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,760 Hola! 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,760 Ciao! 13 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,760 Bonjour! 14 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:45,920 And welcome to The Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, podcast, series two, episode ten. 15 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,080 We are back, ladies and gentlemen. 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,280 We are back, okay? 17 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:56,400 There was no Sunday content, boys and ladies and women. 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:59,920 Sorry, that was kind of mental. 19 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:03,440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,200 It was her fault. 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,680 No, don't tell everyone. 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680 It was her fault. 23 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,680 Don't lie. 24 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,120 No, no, no, no, no, no. 25 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,400 Sunday content, it's not, I think, something that we do every week, you know? 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,480 Sometimes we may just go, I don't feel like it. 27 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,760 I suppose it's not really an episode, is it? 28 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,760 Kind of like a filler. 29 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,760 Bonus content. 30 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:30,200 What I was about to say is a bad, a bad word. 31 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,200 Why are you laughing? 32 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,200 Don't you get the bonus content that you need? 33 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,200 Nothing. 34 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,400 She's just screaming at you like... 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,400 Oh. 36 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,400 Sorry! 37 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,200 Oh, shut up. 38 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,200 Sorry headphone users. 39 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,680 I'm the headphone user. 40 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,680 I'm not well recording this and it hurt, so I'm sorry to the rest of you out there. 41 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,680 I don't know how my voice sounds. 42 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,880 My eyes are a big squeak out, so we need that to work. 43 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:57,880 No, wait. 44 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:01,880 I mean, the mic's the furthest away it's been, so... 45 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,880 No, it's so far away! 46 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:10,880 Anyway, the week, the weak, the really, really, really, really, really, really weak. 47 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,880 You go, dead. 48 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,880 What are you laughing at? 49 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,880 Boo! 50 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,880 What is with this weird today? 51 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,880 Why are you so hyper? 52 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,880 I wasn't hyper, actually, for a few hours, until football. 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:33,880 And then, as soon as I got home, maybe there was a bit of dodgy smoke in the air and I 54 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:39,880 may have just sniffed it up and now I'm absolutely happy as a kite. 55 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,880 Yeah. 56 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,880 Yeah. 57 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,880 Yeah, yeah. 58 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,880 Like weak, right? 59 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,880 Right. 60 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,880 My weak. 61 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,880 Oh, good save, bro. 62 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Good save. 63 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,880 Right. 64 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,880 My weak. 65 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,880 Now. 66 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,880 My weak. 67 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,880 My weak. 68 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:57,880 My weak. 69 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,880 I'm trying to think of my weak. 70 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,880 What are you doing? 71 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:01,880 Oh, shut up. 72 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Jeez, man. 73 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,880 Okay, now. 74 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,880 I'm officially not a caster anymore. 75 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,880 Before you really say you like bad food. 76 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:17,880 to let us get our words out. The bouquet was done. No more singing. 77 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,880 Lassie, that's boring. 78 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:27,880 So I have a story for all of the people out there. It's part of my week's song, but we'll say it now. 79 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:35,880 So earlier this week, I was, um, so I went to a concert for the, um, the junior choristers. 80 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:40,880 I went to watch and I was sitting in the audience and I had been at concerts all the week before 81 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:47,880 and this German man and his son sat next to me and he turns to me and he goes, 82 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:57,880 were, are you in the concerts? And I was like, ah, because he had, he was obviously he's German, 83 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:02,880 so he was trying to speak English. Some of his growl was wrong. 84 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:07,880 I was desperately trying to understand what he was saying. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a chorister. 85 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,880 And he was asking me loads of questions. And then he just... 86 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,880 No, I'm German. 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,880 He was speaking English just with a very, very heavy German accent. 88 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:26,880 And he was like, so tell me about yourself. Tell me about what being a chorister is like. 89 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:32,880 And so I was just like, and he was like, now tell me, do you get singing lessons? 90 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:37,880 Do you get singing lessons? It's very important that you answer me correctly. 91 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:44,880 And I was telling him and afterwards he went, oh, yes, yes, your conduct is very good. 92 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:49,880 You're a very lucky, lucky girl, aren't you? Yes, you're a very lucky little girl. Yes, yes, yes. 93 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:56,880 And then at the end he said to my mum, goodbye, very nice to meet you. See you again sometime. 94 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,880 And then he walked off and I was like, when are you ever going to see me again? 95 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,880 You just talk to me. I don't even know who you are. 96 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:10,880 So there we have it. Little story for you. I made friends with a German man. 97 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:17,880 What in the blue moon was that? That was so random. 98 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:22,880 I don't know, man. Oh, no girl. What was that about? 99 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:28,880 The first thing going on with him. Sorry. 100 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:36,880 You. Fiddle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 101 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:41,880 I don't want to know about trade of the old V-cards or anything. I don't know. 102 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:48,880 You have V-cards. Pokemon. Have you got a V-maxes and Vs? 103 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,880 All right, everyone search them up. Pokemon V-cards. I'm pretty sure it's for things. 104 00:05:53,880 --> 00:06:00,880 I'm going to search it. I'm. Oh, but wait, would you know who's just replied? 105 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:05,880 No. Get it. Wait, wait. 106 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Oh, man. Yeah, right. Let me see what he said. Oh, he said he had to get his hair cut. 107 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:17,880 Bugger your hair. Let me let me. What should I say? His hair's ruined. 108 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,880 What do I say? Should I say don't worry about it? 109 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,880 OK, sorry, everyone. We were meant to have a special guest on him, but he didn't reply. 110 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,880 And now he has. Yeah, that that that is that's gone. 111 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:38,880 See, can you on Friday? Wow, a haircut. 112 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,880 Oh, no, now he's he's on the chat. Well, that's so stressful. I'm off. I'm off. Right. 113 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,880 What was I doing? Pokemon. Yeah. Pokemon Vs. 114 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,880 Can you explain what this episode is to everyone? Will I search this up? 115 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:56,880 Oh, well, because we were supposed to have a guest, as they call them. 116 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:01,880 We just we had a haircut as as as was said. 117 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:10,880 So so. Yeah. So I was having a there. Yeah, there's the exists. 118 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,880 So we're just waffling. We're going to give some stories to you guys. 119 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,880 Just what's happened going on in our lives. 120 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:26,880 What's going on in people's lives? This is our episode. No, no, no one else is ours, kiddo. 121 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,880 Right. Thank you. Pokemon cards, whatever he said, do exist. 122 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,880 Z cards. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 123 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,880 Moving on. So today, I actually will. 124 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,880 It's going to last. I know he is. He's going to rant. 125 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,880 But don't say anything so I can see the rest of the story. You can comment afterwards. OK. 126 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,880 So today, I want to see the Barbie film now. 127 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:56,880 So yeah, yeah, yeah. You finished good. 128 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:02,880 So the Barbie film is actually a 12A because it's taking the mick out of Barbie. 129 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,880 It's a great film. Highly recommend. I really liked it. 130 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:11,880 But I'm a bit surprised, OK, because giving this film is a 12A. 131 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,880 People are taking their six year olds to go see it. 132 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:21,880 And they're swearing in this film and some very inappropriate moments. 133 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:26,880 And my mum, we were sitting in the cinema and my mum said to me, Jemima, you know what? 134 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:30,880 What? This was before the film, by the way, before anyone gets on to me that we were talking the film. 135 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:36,880 No, we weren't. She says to me, you know, Jemima, on Instagram the other day, 136 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,880 or Facebook or something or another that she was using. 137 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:45,880 And I said, sorry, what? I'm assuming no worries. 138 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:53,880 And she was like, I'm. This woman was complaining because this this grandma, 139 00:08:53,880 --> 00:09:00,880 she'd taken her granddaughter to see the Barbie film. Yes. Her seven year old child. 140 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,880 Got her child and you know what? 141 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:07,880 But she was complaining because she said the film was showing appropriate, giving it's a 12A. 142 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,880 What do you think about this, Will? Because I mean. 143 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,880 How old were the were the were the people? 144 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,880 The kid that went was seven. 145 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:23,880 Why, you have to read that to me again. I'm sorry. I didn't understand a word you were saying there. 146 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,880 So the Barbie film is a 12A, yes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 147 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,880 Yeah. You told me this immediately ago. Yeah. On to the good stuff. 148 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:40,880 So the oh my God, the this grandma had taken her seven year old granddaughter to watch it 149 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:48,880 and was complaining because she said it was too much swearing into inappropriate. 150 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:55,880 And so she blamed the filmmakers. Yeah. 151 00:09:55,880 --> 00:10:01,880 Well, no, well, it's Barbie. Why is it a 12A? 152 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:07,880 What's because because it's like not it's it's like taking the mick of Barbie. 153 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:11,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is bald. 154 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,880 Pooh, that is bald poo. I'm not interested. 155 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,880 It's a bunch of people. No one down the rating. 156 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,880 We get a 12 PG or something. 157 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,880 You haven't watched it. It's got some quite inappropriate bits in well. 158 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,880 Some jokes. Get down. 159 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,880 Oh, God. It's a good film. Sorry about here. Right. Moving on. 160 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,880 Right. Anything else in my week? I don't think so. 161 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:44,880 Right. You. Um, well, where do we start? 162 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,880 No, seriously, where do we start? 163 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,880 I don't know. Nothing's happened in my week, actually. I played golf. 164 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,880 I actually got I got a bogey. 165 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:02,880 That's what it's called. A bogey and a double bogey, which was that was not impressive. 166 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:06,880 It's just because I had my drives, which are always great. 167 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,880 My drives are like, oh, my gosh, it's literally near the green. Yeah. 168 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,880 But then it's what I have to use my irons. 169 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,880 It just doesn't actually the second hole when. 170 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,880 Wow. They are what amazing. But. 171 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,880 When I had to do the potting. 172 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:28,880 I don't know. It's annoying because they changed the hole. 173 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,880 If you know what I mean, they changed the hole. 174 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,880 Not really, to be honest with you, I don't know. 175 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,880 So the whole chain, you turn it moves. OK. 176 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,880 So it's in one position and then it's another position on the green. 177 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,880 So it depends on the different weight you have to hit it. 178 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,880 And it's a bit of a bugger. 179 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,880 You don't mind me using that language, which is not a bad word. 180 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:54,880 I was just thinking, actually, the listener's stories. 181 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,880 I'm supposed to be about teenagers in our interest about about teenagers tales. 182 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,880 And we thought, what was our last one again about? 183 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,880 Well, who forgot his name? He's out. 184 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,880 I know it was some weird, weird will. 185 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,880 Weird will. We are weird will. 186 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,880 And then we had that and then we were weird. 187 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,880 Yeah, not crackle on. Yeah. 188 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,880 I mean, we were nice about teenagers, isn't it? 189 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,880 Yeah. Yeah. Fair play. 190 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:28,880 We had William that's and then the not crackle on was so random. 191 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:33,880 It had no relevance to teenager at all. 192 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,880 No. At all. 193 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:42,880 It was more you had to suck the nuts and then he's like, sorry, I've been cracking them. 194 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,880 So I don't know. 195 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,880 What was our listener stories in the first season? 196 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,880 Yeah, they were Jake's house. That's not a teenager. 197 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:55,880 Yeah, I don't have this. Jake's house is Billy. 198 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:02,880 And that bouncy castle. What about the person driving into a bouncy castle? 199 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,880 Right. OK. 200 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,880 We're not complaining. I mean, that's just hilarious. 201 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:12,880 But I mean, you're kind of breaking the rules, aren't you now, buddy boo? 202 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,880 Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah, you sat at home. 203 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:20,880 You typing your listener story, talking about little pens and paper flying around. 204 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:25,880 Teenager stories are breaking the rules, son. 205 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,880 Right. I had my little rant. 206 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,880 You know how many deodorant cans I have? 207 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,880 Yes, I do. 208 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,880 Right. Let's hear a quick story for you. 209 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:38,880 We were in maths near the end of the year and Will had his games bag next to him 210 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,880 and he was sitting next to this guy in our class and this guy started... 211 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,880 I'm not going to say his name. 212 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:49,880 The guy started filling out all the cans from Will's games bag 213 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,880 and lining them up along the behind the seats. 214 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:57,880 And the amount of deodorant cans this guy has is actually unsettling. 215 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,880 And Will proceeds to tell me afterwards that, well, that's not even half of them. 216 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,880 I have way more at home, do you mind that? 217 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 Like, Will... 218 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 Go and get them. 219 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Yeah, go get them. 220 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,880 Oh my God. I mean, it's hard for me to walk, but I feel sick. 221 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,880 Oh, it's a few there as well. Okay. 222 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,880 That's one, two. One, two. 223 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,880 The other one's after shave. 224 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880 Right. 225 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,880 Two. Keep talking to listeners while I find some. 226 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:27,880 Okay. Now, I don't know why Will has so many deodorant cans ever on. 227 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,880 It's a news to me because, well, I guess he's a clean kind of guy. 228 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,880 Apart from he doesn't brush his teeth. I mean, he didn't used to anyway. 229 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,880 Will, do you brush your teeth now? 230 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880 Yeager. 231 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 Neither. 232 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,880 Yes, I do. I do brush my teeth. 233 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Three extras. I'll just put them on the bed actually, no? 234 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880 Four more. 235 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,880 Oh my God. That's all it is. 236 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880 Seven. 237 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,880 Nine. Two there. Three there. 238 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 Wait. 239 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,880 And four. 240 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,880 Seven. 241 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880 Yeah. Nine. 242 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Nine is nine. I was right. 243 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,880 Oh, gosh. Goodness gracious me. 244 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,880 He's going to the bathroom to rip them all, but I don't know if I'm weird. 245 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:25,880 I only have two deodorants. My main one and the one that used to be in my school bag. 246 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,880 It's not. It's some of my deodorant. 247 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880 They'll be really good. 248 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,880 Oh, good. 249 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,880 Eleven. They're the ones that are all out at the moment. 250 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,880 Some are in boxes. So, eleven deodorant cans in usage. 251 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Arthur, put them back. Yes, there you go. 252 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880 Oh, God. 253 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,880 It gets stinky. 254 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,880 Right. 255 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,880 It gets stinky. 256 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:54,880 Baronel, I mean, if anyone ever needs deodorant, you know who to go to. 257 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,880 William Rees-Jane. 258 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,880 It's me. 259 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,880 Yep. Yep. It's him. 260 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,880 Oh, gosh. Oh, wow. 261 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,880 Inserum. Ah. Right. Here we go. 262 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,880 Ah. Okay. 263 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:20,880 Hello and welcome back to the segment of the podcast where Jemima promotes the Instagram. 264 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:29,880 Make sure to follow us on Instagram at the underscore stupid underscore opinion and of underscore teenagers. 265 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,880 Yeah. So for us. Good. Thank you. 266 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:39,880 And on that, there is a link to Will's email, which is really dodgy. 267 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,880 Um, because, as you know, we had to change it because he got some creepy messages. 268 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,880 So now we change some changes. Yeah. 269 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:53,880 So now we're using a very dodgy email. Have you actually got any emails yet, Will? 270 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,880 Yes, we do. Good. 271 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,880 Listen, that's boring, don't we? Yes. 272 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,880 We can whip that one out. 273 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,880 Mail.com. 274 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,880 Checkers. While you find that, I have a joke for you. 275 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,880 About golf, actually. You told me about golf earlier. 276 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,880 You know, tell me that it's the one with the hole in one in the sock. 277 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,880 No. No. 278 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:26,880 Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. 279 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,880 Because they're really bad. Yeah. Like full bad. 280 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,880 Not amusing at all. 281 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,880 Okay, sir. Do you know what I don't think is amusing? 282 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,880 What? I don't know. 283 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,880 Right. Okay. Superhero trickery. 284 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,880 Do you want me to read that? 285 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,880 No, no, no. Don't read it. 286 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880 Yeah, yeah. 287 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,880 You just didn't see two. 288 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:04,880 It's because I was drinking water, by the way, in case anyone's wondering. 289 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880 Okay. 290 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,880 Right close up to the microphone. 291 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,880 No, you don't. You're loud enough today, as I is. 292 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,880 Sorry. 293 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,880 Hi, Jemima and Will. Hope you're well. 294 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:24,880 There was a young boy named Timmy who lived in Superhero Land. 295 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,880 That's quite strange. 296 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,880 Gives me a few memories of you know who. 297 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,880 Lad. Spiders. 298 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,880 Spider lad. 299 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,880 Spider lad. 300 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:43,880 He would dress up in his favorite superhero costume and pretend to fly around the house, 301 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,880 abusing imaginary villains. 302 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,880 One day, Timmy's mother decided to take him to a superhero convention. 303 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,880 Timmy was thrilled. 304 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,880 He put in his Spider-Man costume and couldn't wait to meet the hero in person. 305 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,880 This is literally Spider lad's story. It's his origin. 306 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,880 Will probably knows which convention I'm on about. 307 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Do you, Will? 308 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,880 He said Comic Con, I would think. 309 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:16,880 That's the only convention that I was given a damn for. 310 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:17,880 Yeah. 311 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,880 If it's not, well, you're weird, Timmy. 312 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,880 Timmy saw a man dressed up as Spider-Man and ran towards him, yelling, 313 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,880 Spider-Man, Spider-Man, it's so great to meet you. 314 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,880 Spider-Man said, it's great to meet you too, kid. What's your name? 315 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880 My name is Timmy. 316 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,880 And he exclaimed. 317 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,880 Just then, another man in a Batman costume walked by. 318 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,880 Timmy, seeing his chance to meet two superheroes, yelled out, 319 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,880 Batman, I want you to meet Spider-Man. 320 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,880 See, see, see, yeah, there really is. 321 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,880 Did, no, hang on, oh, there you go. 322 00:19:54,880 --> 00:20:00,880 The man, the Batman suit, feeling quite competitive with the Spider-Man imposter, 323 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,880 decided to have a little fun with Timmy. 324 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:07,880 He whispered to the boy, I'm actually the real Batman. 325 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,880 So sure, Batman. 326 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,880 Spider-Man over there is an imposter. 327 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 328 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,880 Really? You're the real Batman? 329 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,880 Batman nodded. 330 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,880 Yep, and if you promise not to tell anyone, I'll tell you a little secret. 331 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,880 I have bat powers. 332 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,880 Oh, bat powers? 333 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,880 Oh, God. 334 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,880 Timmy's eyes lit up with excitement. 335 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,880 You do? What kind of powers do you have? 336 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,880 Well, I can leap through buildings in a single bound. 337 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,880 I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. 338 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,880 And I can even fly. 339 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Well. 340 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,880 Batman doesn't shoot lasers out of his eyes. 341 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,880 Does he not? I swear he does. 342 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,880 No, no, no. 343 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880 Superman. 344 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Are you sure? 345 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,880 Yes, I'm sure, I'm sure. 346 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:02,880 I'm googling it again. I'm fact checking here today. 347 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,880 But as little rings you can shoot out. 348 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:10,880 Does Batman shoot lasers from his eyes? 349 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,880 No. 350 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,880 Um. No, no, he can't. 351 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,880 No, Will was right. Right, moving on. 352 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,880 Like now you made me lose where I was. 353 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,880 Oh, okay. It's all right. 354 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,880 Wow, can I see you fly? 355 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:34,880 At this point, the Spider-Man and P.O.S.T.A. called on the Batman's little scheme and decided to join in the Luthon. 356 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:42,880 They both lifted Simmy into the air and spun him around, making aeroplane choices pretending to be superheroes. 357 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,880 No, to be a superhero. 358 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,880 The crowd around them couldn't help but laugh. 359 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,880 Oh, sorry, that was one of his phones. 360 00:21:51,880 --> 00:22:00,880 Eventually the two costumed men put Simmy down and admitted to him that they were just having a little fun and they weren't actually the real superheroes. 361 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,880 But the Simmy. 362 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,880 I know. 363 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,880 Ah, crusher. 364 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880 But for Simmy, it didn't matter. 365 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,880 He had the time of his life and he wouldn't forget that day. 366 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:18,880 Spider-Man and Batman lifted him into the air and made him feel like a superhero too. 367 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:25,880 And now that boy Simmy had written to this, to this, to this there, had written this story to you both. 368 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,880 Great P.O.S.T.A. 369 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:35,880 Oh, he's sliding. I heard that same sound when he came out on stage. What an end. That was cold. 370 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,880 I'm Timmy. No. That's a no. 371 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:49,880 No, we were like, you're Timmy. And then he was like, no. I'm Timmy. Oh crap. 372 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:57,880 Just a nick and well. Oh my gosh. I did not expect that. You're Timmy. Oh, thanks, Timmy. That is a very sweet story. 373 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:02,880 And I'm glad that those people, they, they were doing a nice gesture when you were a child. 374 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:08,880 But, you know, a nice gesture can go a long way. That's what we have to learn from today. 375 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,880 I hit my heart when you said that. 376 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,880 I know. I'm just so sweet, aren't I? 377 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,880 Okay. I don't think we have to go that far, but. 378 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,880 Oh. 379 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,880 Sorry. Right. 380 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,880 Chat time. 381 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,880 That's that's kind of our little topic today. Chat time. 382 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,880 Right. I mean, you go first. 383 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Right. Now, I do have something to say. Actually, I do. 384 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:44,880 I got a message from a very loyal listener, very loyal, named Josh Wood. We all know Josh. He's been on the podcast. 385 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,880 We all know him. He listens to every episode of Outfail. 386 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,880 I got a message after last episode, not long after it was posted. 387 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:59,880 Just a message. And he said, you do realize everyone's going to think you two are dating now. 388 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:04,880 So I thought I'd clear up the rumors before these rumors start. We are not. 389 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,880 It was a topic, the writing, the letters to each other. It was a topic. 390 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:15,880 We we know it'll know. Thank you. 391 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,880 Have to clear that up. Yeah. 392 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:23,880 Just thought I'd get that one out there before any rumors started brewing. 393 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,880 Some of you theory makers. 394 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:33,880 You're you're you're you're you're a fairy. 395 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:40,880 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the brain. 396 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,880 Oh, God. 397 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,880 Oh, I don't know why this is so awkward. 398 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,880 Why are we just chatting? So. 399 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,880 Well, I don't know what I don't want to waffle to on to you, but, you know, to on to you. 400 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:02,880 Did you see Dylan's a little scheme the other day sitting in the tree in Fortnight? 401 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,880 Oh, yes, I did. We were all doing. 402 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,880 What was it? Late game solos. 403 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,880 It was awful. What? 404 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,880 It was very stressful experience. 405 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,880 Then got killed because it was kind of going to treat the whole entire game 406 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,880 and then you hopped down last minute. 407 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,880 True. 408 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,880 Well, I mean, fair enough, the strap. 409 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,880 I don't be left on the page of a fashion show. Yeah. 410 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,880 I'm a still on good judge. 411 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,880 Oh, I got judged twice and got first, second and third. 412 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,880 So my mission is complete, ladies and gentlemen. 413 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,880 Right. Yeah. Love that for. 414 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:51,880 Oh, I've got something to show you, actually. Well, my new school bag. 415 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,880 But don't swear at the school this time. 416 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,880 We had to edit that out, guys. 417 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,880 Actually, I mean, it's. 418 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:07,880 And so basically, it's quite fancy, OK, so it could be a white bag. 419 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,880 Well, no, no, no. 420 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,880 Get out of this school now, rethink your life and never come back. 421 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,880 You're not allowed. 422 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,880 Come on. Oh, no, no, no. 423 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,880 I was about to show you the backpack function. So, yeah, you got the straps. 424 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,880 It can be a backpack. Yeah. 425 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,880 Or if you're feeling more like a tote bag, you ready? 426 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,880 Are you ready for this? 427 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,880 Where we go? Yeah. 428 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:45,880 You can tuck in the straps and zip them up and it just becomes a little tote bag. 429 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,880 Handbag. Handbag. 430 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,880 OK, sure. Handbag is not really a handbag because it's. 431 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:55,880 Just call it a handbag. 432 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,880 Hand. It's hand, isn't it? 433 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,880 I've always been calling it a handbag. 434 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,880 What? 435 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,880 What? 436 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,880 I'll sign the bag because you hold it with your hand. 437 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,880 Yeah, I know, but when you say it quickly, you got a handbag. 438 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,880 You're not a little piggy. 439 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,880 On the topic, I have a joke about a pig. 440 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,880 No, you just always get me. 441 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,880 Sorry, don't know what I'm saying. 442 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:40,880 OK. Why are pigs pink when they can be any pigments? 443 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,880 You said that one before, haven't you? 444 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,880 No. You said something about pigmen. 445 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:53,880 Not that one, though. They're all off the same website, so they're all quite similar. 446 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,880 Pigmen. Pigmen. 447 00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,880 All like pigmen, these nuts. 448 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,880 You don't like that one? No, move on. 449 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,880 Moving on. Sorry, there's a bit of water got in my eyes there. 450 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,880 I just wanted to ask you a question. 451 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,880 I keep waffling. 452 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,880 You know what I'm going to ask you? We talked about this for a brief second. 453 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,880 Yeah. 454 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,880 Failed marriages. 455 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:35,880 But then we changed it to failed relationships because we've never been married. 456 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,880 So, failed relationships. 457 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,880 I'm counting them up. 458 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,880 Two. 459 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,880 Three. I guess you could count, but I wouldn't say three. 460 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,880 I wouldn't say three. I don't think it really counts. 461 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,880 Three. 462 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,880 What if my mum listens to this? 463 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,880 Doesn't matter. 464 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,880 Oh, sorry, sorry. New generation. 465 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,880 Woman up. 466 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:11,880 Become the woman you... Ah, my nail! 467 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,880 Oh, but yeah, come on then. 468 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,880 Well, alright, the first one. 469 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880 I'm being bold. 470 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,880 Stupid thing they use. Oh my god. 471 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880 No one will know. 472 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,880 We're going to have to bleep that out. 473 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,880 No, no, no, no. I'm too proud to bleep that out. 474 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,880 This one was when I was very little, so I don't think it should count, but Will's making me say it anyway. 475 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,880 It only lasted like four days, but apparently after... 476 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,880 No, no, no. It lasted way longer than that. 477 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,880 Week, months. 478 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,880 You told me, well, I mean, that was a long relationship. 479 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,880 That was like a two year relationship. 480 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,880 You two were like banging each other since year one. 481 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,880 Sorry? 482 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:02,880 Oh, you said, I don't know, you were like, oh, it was like year one or three or reception, same number. 483 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,880 We like kissed each other behind the bench. 484 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:13,880 Oh, right, yeah, we kissed each other in PE on a bench in reception when we were like five. 485 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:18,880 Oh my god, it was going on for blimmin' decades. Oh my lord. 486 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:24,880 That didn't mean anything. We actually got together in year five, but that did not last long. 487 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,880 Really short, short, short, buddy. 488 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,880 And Will claims that the guy told him in cricket, which I still... 489 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:38,880 He did. And the page of the book told me. 490 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,880 Get it? 491 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,880 The page of the book. 492 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,880 Yes, I get it, I get it. 493 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,880 Right. 494 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,880 He was there, he was there. We were all wild and free, and we were like, oh, cricket. 495 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,880 I even got a few little runs with... 496 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,880 With the... 497 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,880 Egyptian, Egyptian. 498 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,880 Ah, Egyptian. 499 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,880 So yeah, we dominated, but that doesn't matter. 500 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,880 Failed relationship number one. Out of the way, move on, because that was boring. 501 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,880 We want to get on to the cool stuff. 502 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 None of them are cool. 503 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,880 Number two, it was Will's fault. 504 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,880 You told me to ask him out. Yeah, it was your fault. It was your fault. 505 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,880 And then Will had to break up with him for me because I was too scared. 506 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:30,880 So basically, I'm not going to say any names obviously, but I dated this guy. 507 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,880 I've gone through this. You already know the name. 508 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,880 We saw him on the podcast. You know the guy called Jude. 509 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,880 Yeah, we... 510 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,880 He's, um, yeah. 511 00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,880 Jude. 512 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,880 The beard's reduced. 513 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,880 But he's... Yeah, I don't really know what to say about it, Rune. He's just... 514 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,880 Quite lame. 515 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,880 Uh, sure. 516 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,880 What? 517 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,880 That was sarcasm. 518 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,880 Uh, clip that. 519 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,880 Clip that now. 520 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,880 That. 521 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,880 That was... 522 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,880 That was sarcasm. But anyway, yeah, I... 523 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,880 Yeah, we're not... Yeah, there's nothing to say other than yeah. 524 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,880 Basically, I wanted to break up with him. 525 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,880 And then I told Will and Will was like, alright, let's do it then. 526 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:31,880 And I said I was too scared. So Will texted him a breakup message and in it Will wrote, Bon voyage. 527 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:37,880 Now this old Will sounds quite cool. Bon voyage. 528 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:44,880 It was something along the lines of, it's been a really good long winding journey. 529 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:49,880 But sadly, all journeys have to come to an end. 530 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:58,880 And one day, I hope that your paths will have to cross again or something. But bon voyage for now. 531 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,880 And then there's something like that. And then there were watching... 532 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:09,880 No, more than family. He got his phone and he switched over the camera and he put it up to his computer. 533 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,880 And me and him were watching it until very late at night. Just chilling. 534 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,880 Drinking. 535 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,880 That's the best I could hope. 536 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880 We weren't. 537 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,880 Well, we were. Water. 538 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,880 Yeah, yeah. 539 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:33,880 And the third and final relationship was the most recent one, obviously, with the guy. 540 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,880 It ended kind of... 541 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,880 It was very sudden, that end. 542 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:47,880 But basically, he just said to me, because I was moving schools, he said, I'm not dating you when you move school. 543 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:51,880 So we're going to have to break up before you leave. 544 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,880 And then I said, well, I don't want to date you knowing that we're going to break up. 545 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,880 So I just broke up with him. And then I cried after I broke up with him. 546 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,880 Why? 547 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:06,880 I don't know. I just did. He's a bit... Yeah. 548 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,880 That's just not appropriate. 549 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,880 What do you mean, it's not appropriate? 550 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,880 No need to cry. No need to cry. 551 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,880 And then, yeah, I don't know how I feel about that really. It was all very... 552 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:26,880 And I haven't really spoke to him since that. And that was quite a few months ago now. 553 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:31,880 I didn't actually... I spoke to him once in a P.R.E. lesson. 554 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,880 And he was clicking his pen and I told him to shut up. 555 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,880 But that's the most the conversation has gone to. 556 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:45,880 So, yeah, there we have it. 557 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:50,880 In the last relationship, weren't you like, this is what I was told. 558 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,880 You were like really good friends. And then you got together. 559 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,880 Yeah. 560 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,880 Oh, really? 561 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:05,880 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 562 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880 Really? 563 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,880 Yeah. 564 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,880 Wow. It's like Batman and Robin. 565 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:16,880 Until one of them turns into a girl and then, oh my gosh, and there's a potato baby. 566 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,880 Wow. 567 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,880 What? 568 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,880 What? 569 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:20,880 What? 570 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,880 What? Okay, yeah, move on. What are you off about? 571 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,880 I don't know. What are you... Okay. Right. Your turn. I've done mine. Off you go. 572 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,880 Yeah. Go. 573 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,880 He'll be here all night, won't he? 574 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,880 Yes, he will. Will has had a handful of relationships. I'll have to go. 575 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,880 Two handfuls if you want to get realistic. 576 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,880 Oh, right. Wow. 577 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,880 Oh, can I just say something actually? I just remembered something that is really funny. 578 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:53,880 Can I just... So with the last guy that I dated, he said he couldn't handle long distance relationships. 579 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,880 Yeah, because I was moving school. 580 00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:02,880 But then he goes and dates a girl who lives in Wales. 581 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:11,880 That kind of hurt. Not gonna lie. But over it now. But yeah, that kind of hurt. That hurt. Yeah, it really hurt. 582 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:17,880 Yeah. I like that guy, to be honest. He's quite chill. 583 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,880 Sorry, that wasn't right for you. 584 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,880 No, no, that was not the right thing. Okay, yeah. Right. Off you go. Off you go. 585 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,880 Nah. 586 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:33,880 Our face cloth's quite poor. So we start in reception and I wasn't the same school I am right now. Reception. 587 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:39,880 With Jemima. But she's moved now. Never mind. Reception. 588 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,880 Okay. Right. This was a really complicated little thing. There was this... thing. 589 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,880 I don't know about this. 590 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,880 Yeah, you don't. This is the first time you hear about it. 591 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:55,880 Some of this is person. I can't even remember them. I mean, this was like, blurry. 592 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:02,880 I'll just tell you a few things about my old reception. I was stung on the ear by a wasp. 593 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:07,880 I got in trouble a lot, actually. I went to the headmaster's office with my few friends. 594 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,880 We got juggled. I don't even know what it was about. And how? 595 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:18,880 We go to the headmaster's office. The proper headmaster's office. In reception. I mean, it must have been bad. 596 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,880 I can't even remember it. 597 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:28,880 There was this... I'll give you the sex. The girl. I mean, they were all girls, actually. 598 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:36,880 Yeah, I don't even know if we were together. I think we were. 599 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,880 And then, in an after-school club, as they call it. 600 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:52,880 We... No, she wasn't... Maybe she was there. I can't even remember. I went behind a tree and then kissed this really snotty girl. 601 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,880 Get ready. It gets a bit worse. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even remember if we broke up. 602 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,880 I mean, I think I was moving schools by then. But yeah, they just say I had a little affair. 603 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,880 Back in my rebellious slum. 604 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,880 But that was the only time I did it. I mean, I don't know what was going on. I was quite a naughty lad. 605 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:19,880 But I still remember the taste of the snot. I still remember it. It's still on my throat still. 606 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,880 It's... Gosh. That is actually grim. 607 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,880 So, that happened. 608 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,880 Right. Lovely. 609 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,880 Because she could say we were Frenching behind the snotty tree. 610 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,880 Oh my god, no. Okay, these are next. 611 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,880 Next. 612 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,880 Ah, yes, three. Are we thinking of tasting? 613 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,880 Party. 614 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880 Yes. 615 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,880 Right. How did you know about this? 616 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,880 The girl? 617 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But how did you know it was at the party? 618 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,880 The girl? 619 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,880 The girl, yeah, I think. I know it, so it must be. 620 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:09,880 Right. Now this, in my opinion, was an absolutely shambolic performance. 621 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:10,880 Yeah. 622 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,880 Shambolic. What do you mean, yeah? In what way? 623 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,880 Should we have the whole... Okay. 624 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,880 Wasn't your best relationship? It was... 625 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,880 Well, the person or the... 626 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,880 No, the incident. Yeah, just explain and then I'll... 627 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,880 The incident? 628 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,880 Yeah. 629 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,880 What? No, it's just... 630 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,880 I was on the smoothest moments in world's history. 631 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,880 Go on, go on. 632 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,880 So, party, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, this was a sick party, though. 633 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:50,880 I dressed up as Darth Vader, conqueror of all galaxies, and then Dylan, you know. 634 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:51,880 No, it wasn't. 635 00:39:51,880 --> 00:40:00,880 It was your first relationship who dressed up as a minion or... I know, he dressed up as... 636 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,880 What is that? 637 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:10,880 A minion? And he was like, my lord, my boss. No, not my boss. No, I was the lord. 638 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,880 I was obviously the lord, I'm Darth Vader. He was like my minion, literally, minion. 639 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:20,880 And then Dylan was dressed up as a ninja. 640 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,880 Of course he was. 641 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,880 Surprised he wasn't dressed up as Spider-Man. 642 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,880 Of course. 643 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,880 Like Timmy would pick. 644 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:35,880 Yeah, they were like my men, they were like my minions, my soldiers. 645 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,880 And then... I'll get on, I'll get on. Were there any other boys there? 646 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,880 I don't know, it wasn't at this party. 647 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,880 I can't remember. Because I can't remember any other boys. 648 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:53,880 And they would have been in the old Darth Vader team otherwise, wouldn't they? 649 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,880 What, you... Malf, Malf, that's... 650 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,880 I'm trying to tell you someone. 651 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880 Was he that? 652 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,880 No, no, no, that was three. 653 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,880 Alright, he was... maybe he left at the end of yet there. 654 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,880 Did he? 655 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,880 Yeah. 656 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:17,880 He was long gone. Anyway, so blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and he gets this little dark, dingy corner. 657 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,880 I'm drifting on this story for too long, because this is the only one I care about. 658 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,880 To be honest. 659 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,880 It was... dark, dingy corner. 660 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,880 And then we... wasn't it a smooch? 661 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,880 I think so. 662 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we just keep in mind, year three. 663 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,880 This was in year three. How old were we then? 664 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,880 Seven. You keep saying this, don't you? 665 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,880 Seven. 666 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,880 Yeah, this was in the other episode. 667 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,880 So yeah, we had a little smooch, and then, this was the embarrassing bit for me. I always felt bad. 668 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,880 We were like running around, chasing around, then we had to split paths. 669 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:59,880 It was either drag her into my... there was a door, drag her into my area, and save her from the bad guys, let's say. 670 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,880 Or let her go to the bad guys. 671 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:10,880 And I... and I completely bottled it and went with my team, and she was left in the bad guys. 672 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,880 And then, I don't know, we met whichever later, but you know. 673 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,880 Probably why you broke up, that was... that was the root of it. 674 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,880 She was totally furious. 675 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,880 When did you break up? Why did you break up? 676 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,880 Why do... I know why we did. 677 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,880 I don't. 678 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,880 Because I was a little P-U-S-S-Y. 679 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880 Right. 680 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880 That's good, yeah. 681 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,880 And then, everyone was knowing about it at school. 682 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,880 So I was like, okay, this has to end. This is what I remember. 683 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,880 And they were like, this has to end now. 684 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,880 And then, yeah. 685 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880 It kinda went like that, didn't it? 686 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,880 Which I regret, heavenly, but... 687 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,880 Ending it? 688 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,880 Yeah. You know, it could last another day or two, you know? 689 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,880 Right. 690 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,880 Moving on, moving on, moving on. 691 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:04,880 Oh my god, we'll be here forever if I name everyone. I'll drift over them quickly. 692 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,880 Yeah, do it quick. 693 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,880 Year five? 694 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,880 Nothing in year five. 695 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,880 Year five and four, nothing. 696 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,880 Year six. 697 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880 No, you just... 698 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, year six. 699 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,880 Two. 700 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,880 One on and off. 701 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,880 Oh, yeah, no, I know, I know. 702 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,880 Yeah. 703 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,880 So, one of them was... 704 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,880 The first one was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 705 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,880 We dated, then we dated, then we dated, then it was like that. 706 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,880 It was like, make some match. 707 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,880 And then... 708 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 709 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,880 You dated her, though? 710 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 711 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,880 And there was another person who then was my friend's... 712 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,880 Oh, this is so... 713 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,880 This is my friend's girlfriend. 714 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,880 And then I stole her. 715 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,880 Oh, god. Yeah, of course you did. 716 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,880 I'm so confused who you're talking about, though. 717 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,880 The person you said, this is the person... 718 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,880 The first one, then? 719 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,880 You won't know, because I'm not going to say. 720 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,880 You... 721 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,880 Goodness. 722 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,880 Well, let's say... 723 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,880 I don't want to give it away to our listeners, because some of them... 724 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,880 You know, but there you go, that's the letter. 725 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,880 Oh, yes, yes. 726 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,880 Wait, you dated her? 727 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,880 On and off, so many times. 728 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,880 Yeah. 729 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,880 I did not know that. 730 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,880 Oh, that's a bit boring. 731 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,880 Can we just keep in mind you did date Mr. Day, Malcolm Day? 732 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,880 I did not... 733 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880 Tell the story. 734 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,880 So, these two were chatting in the maps, and I was like... 735 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,880 We were chatting, we were arguing in the maps, we hated each other. 736 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:57,880 Yeah, we were chatting in the maps, and they were like... 737 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,880 Chatting, and then... 738 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,880 These two were hitting it off. 739 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,880 And... 740 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,880 So, I've always shipped to this day, and he went off to... 741 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,880 Farming school. 742 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,880 So, we never saw him again, but... 743 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,880 I still ship me to the end of Earth. 744 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,880 Basically, Will told Dylan I was dating him, and Dylan believed it, 745 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,880 and he didn't tell Dylan for years later that it wasn't true, 746 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:30,880 and Dylan just thought I was lying the whole time. 747 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,880 Yep. Yep. 748 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880 Ridiculous. Anyway, next girl, go on. 749 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:40,880 You seven cleat in relate chips, I mean, not... 750 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,880 The end of year eight. 751 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,880 And year eight. 752 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,880 No, unless you want to say the end of year eight. 753 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,880 The end of year eight. 754 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,880 Oh, right, in the summer. 755 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,880 This one. 756 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,880 We're at the year three one. 757 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,880 This one. 758 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,880 Do you mind if I know how much I smacked my head on the table about this one? 759 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,880 I've had... Yeah, this one... 760 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880 It's quite recent, isn't it? 761 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,880 Yeah. 762 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,880 I've been chatting in the summer, I had my weird dreads on. 763 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,880 Oh, God, they give me the crinked stuff with oil. 764 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,880 Keep chuckling. Keep chuckling. 765 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,880 And then, I mean, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 766 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,880 Got to... No, we didn't. 767 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,880 Yeah, you did, when you were drunk. 768 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,880 What? 769 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,880 That's what the girl told me. 770 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,880 I know, I know, you told me this, and I was like... 771 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,880 I've been drunk. 772 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,880 I still assume why I wasn't drunk. 773 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,880 Then I don't know how you don't remember this, because she told me that. 774 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,880 I do get drunk when I don't drink, sometimes. 775 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,880 Like today, at the start of this episode. 776 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,880 Like that. 777 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,880 So I have a run, but I mean, yeah. 778 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,880 Crazy. 779 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,880 Then, blah, blah, blah, we got stuck, too. 780 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,880 And then, it kind of just... 781 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,880 Oh, I was a D-I-C-K to them, and then... 782 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:18,880 And the girl was trying to ask me whether he liked her, and it was all a whole bit in. 783 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,880 And yeah, that didn't go well, and now they... 784 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,880 I hit my head on the table, and then she's... 785 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,880 Got another heart. 786 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,880 Yeah. 787 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,880 And we're not going to talk too much about it, because it is too depressing. 788 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,880 So is that the final one, though? 789 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,880 Well, please, we're on a podcast, don't cry, we're on a podcast. 790 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,880 Hello, Will. 791 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,880 Oh, come on, I just threw it in the house. 792 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:48,880 Is that the final one? 793 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,880 No, there's like... I missed so many out, actually. 794 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,880 I was just going with the ones you would know. 795 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,880 Yeah, I know you missed one out. 796 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,880 Because you didn't tell me anything about her, but I know about her. 797 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,880 Because that's one of the most dreaded things in my life. 798 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,880 It's so complicated. 799 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,880 Well, let's talk about it after this podcast. 800 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,880 Right. 801 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,880 Don't cry. 802 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,880 Um, how's this? 803 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,880 None recently, none last year. 804 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,880 In third form. 805 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,880 Maybe, maybe one will start soon, Will. 806 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,880 I'm in third form? 807 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,880 You must stop, come on. 808 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,880 That's what I'm thinking. 809 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,880 I swear. Hang on. Sorry, everyone. 810 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,880 It's probably really boring, I'm actually chuntering on it at this point. 811 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,880 Sorry, yeah. 812 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,880 Nearly 50 minutes of this waffle, but... 813 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,880 Gosh. 814 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,880 If you love the podcast, you love us. 815 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,880 You would get it, really. 816 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,880 Yeah. 817 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,880 You must have been wrong, come on, Will. 818 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,880 You're a lovely kind of man. 819 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,880 Come on, Luke. 820 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,880 I wasn't, was I? 821 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,880 I'm trying to think of all the classes. 822 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,880 Yeah. 823 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,880 Oh my God, no, there wasn't. 824 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,880 No, that was it. 825 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,880 Crazy. 826 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,880 You're not a girlfriend, Asians. 827 00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,880 Quite proud, actually. 828 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,880 Look out to it. 829 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,880 Good morning. 830 00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,880 It's been a bad friend. 831 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,880 That's all we've got to say, is it? 832 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,880 We've done the listener story, we've chanted on about failed relationships. 833 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,880 Can we clarify we're not... 834 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,880 No, no. 835 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,880 We're basically siblings at this point. 836 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,880 So, don't start rumours. Thank you. 837 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,880 Don't. 838 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,880 I know what it's like to have a white sister. 839 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,880 It's normal. 840 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,880 Exactly. 841 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,880 And yeah, we've dealt with enough rumours at school back in the day, 842 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,880 so we're not going to do that again. 843 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,880 Thank you. 844 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,880 There were so many rumours. 845 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:58,880 That was absolutely shambles. 846 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,880 Anyway, we've walked along for too long. 847 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,880 You guys probably want to get some sleep because this will be our late. 848 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:08,880 Or you want to go enjoy a little kick around at 12 at midnight. 849 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,880 So, enjoy that kick around, enjoy that poo in your nice toilet, 850 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,880 and then wash it out with the little Florence washer thingy. 851 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880 The day. 852 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880 The day? 853 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,880 Yeah. 854 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,880 The day, that thing. 855 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,880 I never used it in Italy. 856 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,880 So, enjoy it. 857 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,880 I guess we'll see you guys later. 858 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,880 Ta-ta. 859 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,880 Bye. 860 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,880 Follow me on Instagram. 861 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,880 Oh yeah, do that. 862 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880 Suckers. 863 00:50:34,880 --> 00:51:03,880 Click is still here.