1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jemima McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,760 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:36,080 I'd like to interrupt this recording to promote our Sunday content. 11 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,920 This season's Sunday content is terrible fashion trends, which are coming back into fashion. 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,600 It's all a laugh, so check it out. 13 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,600 Thank you. 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,600 Hello. 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,600 Ciao. 16 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,600 Bonjour. 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:01:00,800 And welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers broadcast, season two, episode nine. 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,280 Episode nine. 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,280 Episode nine. 20 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,280 Why did it terribly? 21 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,280 We're back. 22 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,280 We're back, everyone. 23 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:18,280 Just ignore, right, so if you're wondering what Will was on about at the beginning, because 24 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:22,240 obviously he's talking, we had just recorded this, well, part of this. 25 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,800 We'd done about two minutes in and realised there was an echo. 26 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,840 So we're redoing this whole entire thing. 27 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,840 So hello, we're back. 28 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,840 Okay. 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,840 Blah, blah, blah. 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,840 Yeah. 32 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:32,840 Will. 33 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,840 Wow. 34 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,760 Let's get straight on to the week, shall we? 35 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,760 Yeah. 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,760 A Swifty star. 37 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,760 How's it going for you? 38 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,280 So the week, it's been quite busy. 39 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,440 I mean, it's still that big chorus to week. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,440 It ends tomorrow. 41 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,440 So that's good. 42 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,440 Yeah. 43 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:54,200 Just did a really big concert yesterday, actually. 44 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,400 We had a lot of rehearsal beforehand. 45 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,360 Yeah, a lot of like three hours. 46 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,720 We're a bit on the break, so luckily. 47 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:10,760 And then a concert from 7.30 till 10, which I just didn't appreciate because I'm already 48 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:16,480 tired enough because this week is literally just killing me. 49 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,480 And so I just wanted to go to bed, but no. 50 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,560 So I got home late and then it, oh well. 51 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,560 Yeah. 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,560 But here we are. 53 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,600 The day before that, what day was it? 54 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,960 It was, oh yes, Wednesday. 55 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:36,160 The BBC came to do a broadcast. 56 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,000 So yeah, I was on the radio, Will. 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Are you proud of me? 58 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Yeah. 59 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Yeah, exactly. 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Yeah. 61 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Thanks. 62 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 No, well, well done. 63 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Congrats. 64 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Congrats. 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Yeah. 66 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Takes a lot. 67 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 It's a lot of pressure. 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 You know, can't mess up. 69 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 It's live. 70 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,440 There's a million people listening. 71 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,440 Yeah. 72 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,440 But there was no mistakes. 73 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 So we're all good. 74 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,680 There was a screaming baby though. 75 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,080 The whole entire time. 76 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Yes. 77 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,120 Oh, well, what's stupid? 78 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,040 Bring your baby though. 79 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,040 I know. 80 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,320 Why would you bring your baby to a BBC recording? 81 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,320 What? 82 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Anyway. 83 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,320 So yeah, that was that. 84 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,280 So how was your week, Will? 85 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,280 My week? 86 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:37,680 Yeah, it was great. 87 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,160 Let's go into Wednesday. 88 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,160 What happened Wednesday? 89 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,160 What happened Wednesday? 90 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,160 Was it just a dry day? 91 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,160 Wasn't it Wednesday? 92 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,160 I don't know. 93 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,160 I don't know your schedule. 94 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,160 Not Wednesday. 95 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,160 No, I'm sorry. 96 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,160 I'm sorry. 97 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,160 I'm sorry. 98 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,160 I'm sorry. 99 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,400 It was Wednesday. 100 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,000 No, I'm just gonna skip on from... 101 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,600 Yeah, Chelsea. 102 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:58,600 They played. 103 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,600 Yeah. 104 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,600 They played. 105 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:01,600 1.15. 106 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,600 We played Newcastle. 107 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:08,560 Yes, it was 1.15 Thursday morning, but we called it Wednesday night. 108 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:13,800 I went to sleep a few minutes in, so I had a sleep. 109 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:14,800 But I saw a score. 110 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,120 It was a 1-1, like I said, result. 111 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,120 So quite impressive. 112 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,800 I fell asleep, which was dreadful. 113 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,800 Thursday... 114 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,160 Oh, play some golf. 115 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,800 Oh, I played golf on Wednesday as well. 116 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,080 I have good two holes. 117 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,480 I got a bogey and a double bogey. 118 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:39,640 But then yesterday I just had a putt. 119 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:40,960 That was terrible. 120 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,960 That was all on Thursday, to be honest. 121 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,480 I did get first place in a four-night fashion show. 122 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:48,480 Yeah, okay. 123 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,480 Yeah. 124 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,960 And then today I went back to play golf. 125 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,680 Driving range, 175 metres. 126 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:02,880 We averaged it for a drive. 127 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,680 One of the first hits. 128 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,680 Right. 129 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:12,760 Which I'm quite pleased with. 130 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:18,240 So we just sat on a certain driving range for 50 balls, which was quite fun. 131 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,240 And then here we are. 132 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,240 Oh, here we are. 133 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,240 Where? 134 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,120 Actually, I did get a Man United shirt. 135 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,120 Quite cool. 136 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,120 Why? 137 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,120 You don't support Man United. 138 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,120 I have loads of shirts. 139 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,120 This is Real Madrid. 140 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,120 Man City. 141 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,120 You just have a little collection. 142 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,120 Yeah. 143 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:37,120 I need to get some match worn, player sign. 144 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,960 That's my next mission. 145 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,240 I was just thinking, looking for a few photos of mine. 146 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:48,040 I had like a school toilet. 147 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,600 The boys' toilets. 148 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,160 And you know the urinal things. 149 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,160 Yes. 150 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,960 The ones at the bottom, not the ones that are shaped ones. 151 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 The ones that are on the floor. 152 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,880 I can't tell you I've particularly ever been in a men's bathroom, but I can imagine. 153 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,880 Yeah, okay. 154 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,880 Okay. 155 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,600 And I was just thinking, they're always filled up with toilet paper. 156 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,640 And you can see the yellow pin. 157 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,640 Oh, I don't want to wear that. 158 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,640 It's on the floor. 159 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,800 It's just gutted in the gutter. 160 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,800 All the toilet paper. 161 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,800 It's just blocked up. 162 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:19,800 I don't know. 163 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,800 I was just thinking about it. 164 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,800 Of course you were. 165 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:22,800 How it gets in your shoe. 166 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,800 Well, no. 167 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,800 Ew. 168 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,800 Shut up. 169 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,800 Stop talking. 170 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,800 Oh, sorry. 171 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,800 Sorry. 172 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,800 It is horrible. 173 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,800 It's like a pool. 174 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Okay. 175 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,800 Move on. 176 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,800 Scroll. 177 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,800 Scroll. 178 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:35,800 What's your favourite thing? 179 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,800 I think I said it right this time. 180 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,800 Yeah. 181 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:42,800 Camera roll. 182 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,800 Scroll. 183 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,800 Second place. 184 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,800 There it is. 185 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,800 I just saw that at the top of my... 186 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,800 Yeah. 187 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,800 Well, it's running proud of himself, you see. 188 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,800 Hey, hey. 189 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,800 Gwen Stacy's got me second and second twice now. 190 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Okay. 191 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,800 By any chance, skin. 192 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,800 You didn't get that skin, did you? 193 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Oh. 194 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 Oh my gosh. 195 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,800 I got the same one that Dylan sent me a gift again. 196 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Why do I always get that one? 197 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,800 That's the third time I've ever landed on that one. 198 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,800 I have such a big camera roll. 199 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,800 And this is just my profile picture for the podcast. 200 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,800 That's everyone doing what that looks like. 201 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,800 Oh, sorry. 202 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:31,800 Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello. 203 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,800 I got the same one of Dylan. 204 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,800 It's hurting me. 205 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,800 Bloody love my... 206 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,800 My new stadium. 207 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:47,800 I'm supposed to say no way home, not Wolves versus Chelsea. 208 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,800 Anyway, bloody love. 209 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,800 What was the score on the Wolves versus Chelsea game? 210 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,800 No one cares. 211 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 Sorry. 212 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Well, I'll seize it. 213 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,800 Okay. 214 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 Okay, yeah, I can do this one. 215 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 Right. 216 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 Are you ready, Wolves? 217 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 Yeah. 218 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Bring it at me. 219 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:10,800 So this is a cat's Christmas stocking that I brought for my cat's Christmas. 220 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:16,800 So basically, it has lots of different favourite treats in it and some toys. 221 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,800 And this is what I got them for Christmas. 222 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,800 I paid... 223 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 How much did I pay for it? 224 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 Oh, it doesn't say. 225 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,800 That's a shame. 226 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,800 I think I paid like eight pounds for it or something. 227 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,800 It's from a company, Cupid and Comet from Amazon. 228 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:36,800 And what you get in it is you get some cheese stick cat treats, some turkey strip cat treats, 229 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,800 some salmon bite cat treats and some catnip mouse toys. 230 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:47,800 And basically, it's called Rosewood, Cupid and Comet Christmas dinner cat stocking. 231 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,800 So that's what I got my cats for their present for Christmas. 232 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Oh, you're one of those people who buys presents for their dogs or pet's. 233 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,800 Oh, yeah. 234 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Okay, what did you get them? 235 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,800 Oh, this beauty. 236 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:18,800 It is a Chelsea versus Wolves poster with Edward Mendy with Doctor Octopus arms from Spider-Man. 237 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,800 That's the most random thing. 238 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:28,800 Chelsea posted this on their Twitter and I took a screenshot of it because it looked really cool with Mendy. 239 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:29,800 Pretty rad. 240 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,800 What do you think? 241 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,800 Fair enough. 242 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,800 It's quite dull, but I'm quite pleased with it. 243 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Yeah, good, good. 244 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,800 The coolest arts. 245 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:37,800 Next topic. 246 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,800 Let's actually get into a proper topic. 247 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,800 And that. 248 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,800 Oh, a question, not a topic, a question. 249 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:52,800 If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one person, who would it be and why? 250 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,800 Got a celebrity. 251 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,800 Or maybe a celebrity. 252 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,800 Yeah, we'll do that. 253 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,800 I wouldn't choose a celebrity. 254 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,800 Actually, maybe bad girls. 255 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,800 That would be good, wouldn't it? 256 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:09,800 Because he like, he can like know how to survive. 257 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:15,800 Okay, so either bad girls or like the obvious answers like my family, obviously. 258 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,800 So obvious answers. 259 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,800 But I'm not going to go say that because it's a bit boring, isn't it? 260 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,800 Yeah, that's dumb. 261 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 Or I'd like to be stranded on a desert island with you. 262 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,800 We could just plan the podcast. 263 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 It would be great. 264 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800 It would be funny. 265 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:33,800 Even though I think you'd get like really stressed out and you'd like it would be really funny because you get really stressed out. 266 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,800 Then we'll stand on a desert island. 267 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,800 Yeah, you would. 268 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,800 You'd be like, we're all going to die together. 269 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,800 We're never going to get out of here. 270 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,800 We're going to get drowned at sea. 271 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,800 That's what you'd be like. 272 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,800 Okay. 273 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800 Yeah. 274 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:49,800 That's very kind of you. 275 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 You're welcome. 276 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,800 But yeah, probably bad girls, to be honest with you. 277 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:59,800 If we're going for celebrity because I mean, then I'm not going to die. 278 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,800 You know? 279 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,800 You're a good guy. 280 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,800 I mean, if you believe he actually does it. 281 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,800 Does he not do it? 282 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,800 Whoa. 283 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,800 I don't really know much about him, to be honest. 284 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,800 I think he fakes it. 285 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,800 What's that guy called? 286 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,800 Is he called like Stephen? 287 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,800 He's a backstabbing. 288 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,800 Backstabbing. 289 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,800 You little backstabber. 290 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Wait, hang on. 291 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,800 I'm Googling it. 292 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,800 You'd say your person, so people don't have to wait. 293 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,800 Person? 294 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,800 Oh, bloody hell. 295 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,800 I mean, I wouldn't bring anyone. 296 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,800 Well, maybe I would. 297 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800 Oh, yeah. 298 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,800 Will any? 299 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,800 Will any? 300 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,800 What's he going to do with you? 301 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:53,800 Keep me company. 302 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Will any? 303 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800 Here we go. 304 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,800 Steve Batchel. 305 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800 That's who I'd take. 306 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,800 He's a British natureless. 307 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800 Like, look at this guy. 308 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,800 You wouldn't want to be standing there like that. 309 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,800 I don't know with him. 310 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,800 Look, he's official. 311 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,800 Yeah, him. 312 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,800 Sorry, whoever I said in the first place, I can't remember your name now. 313 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Bad girls. 314 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,800 Bad girls, yeah. 315 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,800 Yeah. 316 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800 So you're just, no. 317 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,800 You're nothing compared to Steve, yeah? 318 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800 Sorry, but. 319 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,800 Steve Batchel. 320 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800 Whatever his chop says. 321 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,800 Batchel. 322 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,800 Yeah. 323 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,800 No, don't I? 324 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,800 All right, OK. 325 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:38,800 I mean, if I was going to take a celebrity, actually, I would take a really cool guy, 326 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,800 like Neymar. 327 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,800 Neymar? 328 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,800 Yeah, Neymar. 329 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,800 Why wouldn't I take Neymar? 330 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,800 Well, because the most he can do for you is play a little game of football with you, 331 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,800 with a rock. 332 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,800 Yeah, yeah, entertainment. 333 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,800 OK, fair enough. 334 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,800 Out to challenge each day. 335 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:03,800 Right, so basically, I'm going to be the one that actually survives, and you're going to 336 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,800 die with Neymar by your side, I guess. 337 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,800 That's probably something you'd wish for in life, isn't it? 338 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800 I wouldn't mind that, actually. 339 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,800 I'm not going to lie. 340 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,800 That would be quite cool. 341 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:20,800 OK, Jemima, I'm pretty sure you have time for us to read. 342 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,800 Which one? 343 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,800 We've got quite a lot of stuff. 344 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800 Listener story. 345 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,800 Listener story. 346 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,800 Right, I've got a listener story. 347 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,800 Yes. 348 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800 And there. 349 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 Right, so let me read this out. 350 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,800 Usually, we'll read the listener stories, but we're sweeping it up. 351 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Here we are. 352 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,800 Are you ready? 353 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 I am ready. 354 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,800 Hey, Will and Jemima, with no capital letters for our names. 355 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,800 Great start. 356 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,800 Ah. 357 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,800 I'm loving the pod. 358 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,800 Thanks. 359 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Dude. 360 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:55,800 I've got a story to tell you all. 361 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,800 My name is William. 362 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,800 I follow William. 363 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,800 Respect, respect. 364 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800 He's got... 365 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:08,800 William isn't putting capital letters on every time he says I in this paragraph, so well done, William. 366 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,800 OK, right. 367 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:16,800 When I was at school, I got bullied. 368 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Well done. 369 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,800 Probably because I was slipping weird. 370 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,800 Ha ha ha. 371 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,800 OK, OK. 372 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,800 Sometimes in maths, I'd ask my teacher for a kiss. 373 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,800 What? 374 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,800 What? 375 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800 He'd ask his maths teacher for a kiss. 376 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,800 OK, moving on. 377 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,800 Anyways. 378 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,800 Think about that. 379 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800 Ew! 380 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800 No, no, no, no. 381 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,800 Ew, no. 382 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,800 Ha ha ha. 383 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,800 OK. 384 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800 Anyways, I used to get bullied. 385 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,800 There was this kid called Tony. 386 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,800 Tony once sellotaped my head to the locker. 387 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,800 It hurt. 388 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,800 Quite a lot. 389 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,800 Ah, Tony. 390 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,800 Better, Tony. 391 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Lots of people laughed at me, so it was quite funny, I guess. 392 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:17,800 But it still hurt, so it wasn't that funny. 393 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800 Oh, we've got more. 394 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:24,800 Another time, we had jack-o-potatoes for lunch. 395 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,800 That day, I wrote 26 pages for my history essay. 396 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,800 We were told to write one. 397 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Bloody hell! 398 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,800 What did you do that for? 399 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,800 26 pages. 400 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,800 Like, 84 pages. 401 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,800 That's like more than I've ever written in my life. 402 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:54,800 Probably more pages than all my essays I've ever written combined. 403 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:55,800 Jesus. 404 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800 It's crazy. 405 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800 OK. 406 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,800 We were told to only write one. 407 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:05,800 But history is fun, so I wrote 26 instead. 408 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Anyways, five people threw their jack-o-potato at me. 409 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800 Yes! 410 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,800 One of them landed in my mouth. 411 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:20,800 I became known as Weirdo William. 412 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,800 Weirdo William. 413 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,800 I don't know why. 414 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,800 Anyways, that's all from me. 415 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,800 Keep up the good work, dudes. 416 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,800 We've got a PS. 417 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 You ready? 418 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,800 Oh my. 419 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,800 PS, have you tried eating chewing gum from off the bottom of the desk in science? 420 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,800 It has a nice taste and an interesting texture. 421 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Oh my god, he's lying. 422 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,800 He does this as fast as he wants. 423 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,800 Who knows? 424 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,800 Never done that. 425 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,800 I don't know. 426 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,800 You've got to have a screw loose to do that. 427 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,800 That's been in other people's mouths. 428 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:05,800 It's all brown when it gets under there, Weirdo. 429 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,800 Anyway, bye bye bye exclamation mark. 430 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,800 Weirdo Will. 431 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,800 Well, I can see why you were called Weirdo Will. 432 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,800 No offense, Will. 433 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,800 William Will, you bloody... 434 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,800 Oh my god. 435 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,800 That's just disturbed me now. 436 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 I don't like that. 437 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,800 That's giving me the heebie jeebies. 438 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:34,800 It's like crawling up my skin. 439 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800 Bloody out crawling up your bloody skin. 440 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,800 What a freak show that was. 441 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800 Yeah. 442 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 Well. 443 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Well, main topic. 444 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,800 No, not main topic. 445 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Well, yeah, it kind of is. 446 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:55,800 Funny love letters and funny love poems or just love poems. 447 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,800 Okay, this is our main topic, everyone. 448 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,800 We've both written one letter each and one poem each. 449 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,800 We're going to read it to each other. 450 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,800 Comment if you like it. 451 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800 Do you mind, Ma? 452 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800 No, I'm taking a letter. 453 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,800 I don't want to go first. 454 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,800 No, no, no. 455 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,800 Read it out, buddy. 456 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,800 Oh, God. 457 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 Right. 458 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 I've addressed this to you because I'm great. 459 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,800 It's really good. 460 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,800 It's really good. 461 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,800 Okay. 462 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,800 Ready? 463 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,800 I'm great. 464 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800 Okay. 465 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:29,800 Will, your eyes are like a sunset. 466 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800 Oh my gosh. 467 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,800 Okay. 468 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,800 Right. 469 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:39,800 Your eyes are like a sunset. 470 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800 Beautiful to look into. 471 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,800 Your smile lights up a room like the sun. 472 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,800 You're so sweet when I see you. 473 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,800 I instantly fall into a trance. 474 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,800 You are truly a gift to my life. 475 00:18:54,800 --> 00:19:01,800 Love, Jemima. 476 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,800 Bloody hell. 477 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,800 I know I'm quite the pellet, aren't I? 478 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800 Right. 479 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,800 Mine bloody way longer than yours. 480 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,800 I'll cut a few bits out then. 481 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,800 My dearest. 482 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,800 Words cannot begin to express the depths of my love for you. 483 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:26,800 From the moment our paths crossed, my heart knew that it had found its true home. 484 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:32,800 You possess that incredible combination of beauty, strength and confidence. 485 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,800 And they not only my eyes, but also my soul. 486 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:41,800 Sounds like a Wikipedia page. 487 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800 I may sell this bit. 488 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,800 This bit's a bit pointing out a few physical features. 489 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,800 Oh yeah. 490 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:56,800 It's just about curves and how mesmerizing they are. 491 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:04,800 As we journey through life together, I promise to support you in achieving all your aspirations. 492 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,800 Thank you for being my extraordinary woman that you are. 493 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:16,800 Your unwavering dedication to your fitness journey, as well as your captivating beauty, make you a force to be reckoned with. 494 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,800 I'm honored to call you mine and to hold your heart in mine. 495 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 In my hands. 496 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:32,800 Our love surpasses physical attributes as it is rooted in a deep connection, understanding our admiration for the person you are. 497 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,800 Forever yours, Will. 498 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,800 Bloody... 499 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,800 That was a heart. I was breathing by the heart, that was. 500 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,800 Love it. It was great. 501 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:49,800 Right, you have to do your poem first now, because I did my letter first, yeah? 502 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,800 Yeah. 503 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,800 I love poem. 504 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,800 You are the light in my dark night. 505 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,800 Your radiant smile fills my life with delight. 506 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:07,800 Beyond your stunning physical grace, it's your warmth and kindness that sets the pace. 507 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,800 Do you love it? Your words are like music to my ears. 508 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 In your embrace, I forget all my fears. 509 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,800 The love that we share is more than just emotion. 510 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:23,800 It's a bond that defies logic and holds enduring devotion. 511 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,800 Your laughter is a joy that I'll cherish forever. 512 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:31,800 A sound that uplifts my soul, always and forever. 513 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:39,800 I am lost in the depths of your beautiful eyes, a reflection of my love, of all my laughter and cries. 514 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,800 With you, I am complete, whole and fulfilled. 515 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,800 A journey we have embarked, a love that is forever instilled. 516 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:51,800 You are the air that I breathe, that of my heart. 517 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,800 A love continues to flourish right from the very start. 518 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,800 Not done yet, by the way. 519 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,800 I pledge to you, to love you, to make you mine. 520 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,800 A love that is pure, honest and divine. 521 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,800 For you are my soulmate, my one true love. 522 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800 A love that makes my heart sing to the heavens above. 523 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,800 That's it. 524 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,800 You didn't write that. 525 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800 I did write that. 526 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,800 Yeah, but there's no way you know what embark means. 527 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,800 I searched it up. 528 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,800 I searched up strong, powerful words for poems. 529 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800 Okay. 530 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800 I used a few of them. 531 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,800 Right. 532 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,800 A thing. 533 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,800 This one is also to you. 534 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800 Oh. 535 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800 Because I did it wrong. 536 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,800 But it is great. 537 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,800 Okay, you ready? 538 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,800 Okay. 539 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,800 Your podcasting skills will pay your bills. 540 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,800 They could turn anyone on, you're elegant like us. 541 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,800 You're funny and kind. 542 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,800 Your jawline is very defined. 543 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,800 Sir Will Jones, you're basically Sherlock Holmes. 544 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800 That's amazing. 545 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800 Oh, thank you. 546 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,800 You're the best. 547 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,800 Thank you. 548 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,800 You're just... 549 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800 Oh. 550 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,800 Oh. 551 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,800 That's not only nice, that is. 552 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,800 Sweet. 553 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,800 I know. 554 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,800 That is nice. 555 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800 It's kind of brought a tear to my eye. 556 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:15,800 Really? 557 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,800 Divine eye, Holmes... 558 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800 No, that isn't right. 559 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:27,800 Anyway, the main topic kind of technically, I guess you could say, the great debate. 560 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:33,800 This week's debate is, are we alone in the universe, or is there an intelligent life out there? 561 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,800 So are there aliens, in other words? 562 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,800 Okay, I have the agree statement that there are aliens out there. 563 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:44,800 Jemima has the disagree statement. 564 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,800 I'm gonna lose. 565 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,800 So who's going first? 566 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:52,800 Go ahead. 567 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,800 Oh, okay. 568 00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:00,800 Okay, the question whether aliens exist or not has been the biggest mysteries in our 569 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800 universe for ages, okay? 570 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800 We all know that. 571 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:11,800 However the advanced technology the scientists have, they've discovered it's becoming increasingly 572 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,800 likely that aliens do exist. 573 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:21,800 The vast expansiveness of planets, you know, how many planets there are out there. 574 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,800 Right, yeah. 575 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,800 Just think. 576 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,800 There's definitely got to be some sort of life form on one of those planets. 577 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,800 Actually, I've just realised I have so much proof to just say. 578 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,800 There's been life found on Mars. 579 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,800 Well, you can't beat me at that, can you? 580 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,800 I mean, no, but I don't agree with what I'm arguing with, so. 581 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,800 That's all I was saying. 582 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,800 Life form on Mars. 583 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,800 Yeah, but they didn't actually ever get anywhere with that, to be fair. 584 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,800 No, that was found recently, so life form on. 585 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800 Yeah, and? 586 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,800 No, alien. 587 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,800 Well, not necessarily. 588 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,800 Yeah, any life is an alien to us because it's not something that we know. 589 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,800 Yeah, yeah. 590 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,800 We have to be sort of a blimmin' rabbit to land on Mars and survive out there for years. 591 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,800 And it's now come into like some sludge. 592 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800 Right. 593 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,800 Maybe they took some monkeys up there a while ago. 594 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,800 Well, this is one of the monkeys. 595 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800 No, no, no, no, no. 596 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,800 They've been taken to Mars. 597 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,800 Oh, no, they didn't. 598 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800 But maybe it just hopped onto Mars. 599 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:26,800 Oh, so really? 600 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800 Just hopped onto Mars? 601 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,800 Well, how many miles is this to Mars? 602 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,800 It just hopped over there, did it? 603 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,800 Yeah, it swung with its monkey arm. 604 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800 Ah, like Spider-Man. 605 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800 Yeah, it doesn't. 606 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,800 Ah, it's... 607 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it didn't. 608 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,800 I mean, that was a terrible argument back, by the way. 609 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:53,800 I mean, it's just so much proof that there is continuous... 610 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,800 There could be a counter-Earth for all we know. 611 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,800 Counter-Earth, that could be... 612 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:04,800 Uh... opposite of will. 613 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,800 Yeah, and half. 614 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,800 They could be making a podcast, but they could be making, like, not a comedy. 615 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,800 It could be like a tragedy. 616 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800 Tragedy, yeah. 617 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Do you see? You never know. You never know. 618 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,800 What else is out there? 619 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,800 It's a crazy world. It is a crazy world. 620 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,800 Not world, universe, even. 621 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Yeah. 622 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800 Well... 623 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,800 Um... 624 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,800 I just wanna say, haven't they found another galaxy? 625 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,800 What? 626 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800 Another galaxy. 627 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800 Where? 628 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,800 Well, there's another galaxy, alright? 629 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,800 Like the something galaxy. 630 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800 You must know this. 631 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 There's definitely another galaxy. 632 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:57,800 Oh yeah? 633 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,800 Yeah, yeah. 634 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800 Yeah, there's more than one galaxy, obviously. 635 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,800 And they found a new one. Well, ages ago. 636 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800 Yeah, it was ages ago. It was like... 637 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,800 Ages ago. 638 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,800 Ages ago. I'm just saying. 639 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,800 There's life out there. 640 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800 Yeah. 641 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,800 Probably. Yeah, say... 642 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,800 Wait, why did I say yeah? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 643 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,800 No, no, no, no. Of course. Sure, sure, buddy. 644 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800 Um, seriously, I... 645 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,800 If there are any aliens out there, do you think they'll come and kill us? 646 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,800 There isn't any aliens, so... 647 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,800 Let's say there is. If, if. 648 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,800 Well, no, because they would've killed us already by now, wouldn't they? 649 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,800 How long have we been on this earth? So long. They would've just murdered us. 650 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,800 300,000 years. 651 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,800 Exactly. What are they doodadying about if they want to kill us? 652 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,800 Tell me. Another thing. You, well... 653 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,800 I know, you could be right. Do you think they've come here before? 654 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,800 Like, actually come here and talk to humans before? 655 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,800 Or interact with you? 656 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,800 Wait, are you an alien and you're trying to tell me this? 657 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,800 No, no, no, no, no, no. 658 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,800 Bleh. 659 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:15,800 But do you, do you think they have interacted with us before? 660 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,800 And we haven't realised? 661 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,800 No, no, no, no, no. We have realised. It was just so long ago. 662 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800 And this is where I get to my point. 663 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,800 Oh, right. Um...possibly. I mean, obviously we could've known. 664 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,800 Egyptians. Egyptians. Aztecs. 665 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,800 Look at their buildings. Look at who they pray to. 666 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,800 Have you seen their gods? No, no, no, they're not the gods. 667 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,800 Or, you'll see, we pulled something up. 668 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800 Yeah? 669 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,800 Egyptian...Egyptians...oh, this is a stupid phone. 670 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,800 Egyptians and aliens. 671 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800 Egyptian and cats. 672 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800 Look at that. 673 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,800 Hang on, let me just load it. Oh, there you go. 674 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,800 This is...look at their gods. You can even see right there. 675 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,800 That little goddy. Weird head. 676 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,800 Yeah? 677 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,800 Alien. 678 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,800 See, I was telling me the Egyptians were praying to aliens. 679 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,800 But aliens came down and taught them stuff. Kind of became their gods. 680 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,800 Welcome. 681 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,800 This is all in the book. It's this book. 682 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,800 So where are the aliens now? What are they doing there then, Will? 683 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:31,800 Maybe we lost their trust. Maybe they...come and believe in us or just left us. 684 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,800 Alright, so if we all start worshipping what the Egyptians worship, 685 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,800 they'll pop back down to say hi again, will they? 686 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Maybe. 687 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,800 Try it. All of your meditating, Will, can be your new thing. 688 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800 I know. 689 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,800 I stopped meditating now. 690 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:53,800 Yeah, because he realised that it wasn't doing any good because he thought the earth was flat. 691 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,800 Sure. 692 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,800 I mean, that is astounding. Amazing. 693 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,800 Imagine walking around the temple. 694 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800 I haven't done the argument yet. 695 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,800 Sorry, I've dragged on too long. I've just enjoyed it. 696 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,800 I mean, that's literally all we've got, isn't it? This episode? Unless you pulled up something. 697 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800 What about my argument? 698 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,800 Oh, no argument. 699 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,800 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, carry on. 700 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,800 Alright. 701 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,800 What's the problem about you? 702 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,800 You know, you always forget about me, don't you? 703 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,800 Okay. 704 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,800 Not around, Will. 705 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,800 Okay. Right, here's a question for you, Will. 706 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,800 Actually, no, because you're just going to say that because you just love that. 707 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:34,800 Oh, great. 708 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,800 Oh, God. 709 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,800 So, the aliens did exist. 710 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,800 Why aren't they contacting us right now, then? 711 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:47,800 Well, because they have no use for us. They've discovered this planet. 712 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,800 They're discovering another planet or we don't worship them. 713 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800 And we used to worship them. 714 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,800 We changed to whatever religion you are in. 715 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800 Right. 716 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800 So, as a few minutes, 717 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:06,800 we've visited lots and lots of planets. 718 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,800 No, we haven't. 719 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,800 Okay. I've visited some. 720 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:16,800 And if we've been up in space, 721 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,800 we've been having a little no-is-y around the space station, 722 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,800 a little space walk and all this, all that. Why haven't we? 723 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,800 Space is spousy trillions of miles long. 724 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,800 Why haven't we saw something by now? 725 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,800 We have Mars. 726 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:40,800 I can read it by Google today. 727 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,800 Right. This one is from my own brain at this point. 728 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:48,800 So, this is the hot stuff. 729 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,800 Right. Okay. You ready? 730 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,800 Okay. Yep. 731 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800 Aliens. 732 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,800 They're just like fairies and giants and trolls. 733 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,800 There's something that don't exist that we tell our children about 734 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,800 in stories when they're younger. 735 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800 And all these people that are saying, 736 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,800 oh, yeah, yeah, there's still aliens around. 737 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,800 Yeah, them. 738 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,800 They are just children at heart. 739 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800 They haven't grown up. 740 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,800 They haven't stopped believing in fairies and giants and unicorns. 741 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,800 They are still children. 742 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Right. Okay. 743 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,800 Oh, this is a day ago. 744 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:43,800 Looks like USO have maybe found some sort of spacecraft. 745 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,800 And remember that thing that came down years and years and years ago 746 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,800 that the USA, the US government hid from the people? 747 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800 What? No. 748 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,800 Oh, my gosh. It was like this thing that came down. 749 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,800 Maybe it was in that restricted area in the USA, you know what I'm talking about. 750 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,800 Yeah. 751 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,800 It came down and they hid it from the public and we still don't know what it's like. 752 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,800 I did not know that. 753 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,800 What do you say? And Mars, aliens. 754 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,800 Yeah, I don't know why you're arguing like I don't actually believe in alien. 755 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,800 I just want to prove my point to all the people who don't. 756 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,800 You just want to prove my point. 757 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,800 Right. So everyone, you can decide who won this argument. 758 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800 I think we all know as well. 759 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,800 Yeah, because for some reason, I always get the bad sides in these debates. 760 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,800 Next week, I'm going to get the good side. 761 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,800 I wrote this debate before I even told you what it was. I'm sorry. 762 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800 You did. 763 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,800 It's just my topic. 764 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800 Yeah. 765 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,800 OK. Well, we're having words before we decide next time. 766 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,800 Oh, Jesus. OK. 767 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800 Sorry, my dearest. 768 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,800 Forever yours, Will. 769 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800 But that's 33 minutes. 770 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,800 That's some hopeful good content for all of you, for all of y'all. 771 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,800 So, y'all. 772 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,800 We'll see you guys next time. Thank you for joining us on this episode nine. 773 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,800 Hopefully you enjoyed this episode and the chase. 774 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:44,800 We'll see you Sunday content. Bye, guys. 775 00:34:47,800 --> 00:35:12,800 We'll see you Sunday.