1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jemima McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jemima and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,760 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:31,760 Hello! 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:32,760 Hola! 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:33,760 Ciao! 13 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,760 Bonjour! 14 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:42,800 And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode eight. 15 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,800 What's that? 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,800 What's that this time? 17 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,800 It's a new one! 18 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,800 I don't know, I just felt like... 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,800 Give my face a good old wobble. 20 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:48,800 Wow! 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:01:00,240 What a week it's been, to be honest. 22 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,240 Sunday content. 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,240 Yes! 24 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,560 You can release our new Sunday content. 25 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,320 I mean, seriously, not sarcasm, yes. 26 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,120 I mean, seriously, check it out. 27 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,760 It's blooming amazing. 28 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,480 I enjoyed it a lot. 29 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,480 It's just short, easy. 30 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,120 If you're in the car driving to work, whip it on. 31 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,800 Or if you're in the car driving to school instead of listening to God knows what people listen 32 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,800 to, whip it on. 33 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:23,800 It's true. 34 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,760 Teenager podcast Sunday content, episode one. 35 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,520 Beautiful stuff. 36 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:33,200 It's had a very positive, positive reaction and we only on one episode. 37 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,200 So thank you guys. 38 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,800 It's just quick and easy, isn't it? 39 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,400 I don't see a problem with it. 40 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Can you ace it? 41 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,400 There's music in there as well. 42 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,400 How can you get bored? 43 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,640 Seriously, it's just not possible. 44 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,320 So I think we're just going to start off with a week then. 45 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,320 How's your week? 46 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,480 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 47 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,560 Before I get into your week, I can just stress everyone. 48 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,400 There is a guest today. 49 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,760 It's in the bit, the next bit of recording, the next bit of recording. 50 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,040 Do not stress. 51 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,040 Okay. 52 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,960 I went and recorded with them. 53 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,000 It's chill. 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 We're doing great. 55 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Okay. 56 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Do you mind if I just ask no questions? 57 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 I'll ask about you. 58 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Hey, your week. 59 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Yeah, of course. 60 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Carry on. 61 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 How's it? 62 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Whoa. 63 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,920 My week now. 64 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:17,920 My week. 65 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:25,240 Now, I'm not going to say what it is because it kind of lets know what cathedral I'm in, 66 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:29,080 but Choristers, it's a big week. 67 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,680 Choristers every single day this week, long hours. 68 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:38,120 We've had up to eight hours on one day, which is quite painful. 69 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,040 Then we did six hours today. 70 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,320 Six hours today, maybe six and a half. 71 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:49,160 With the conduct of that Tidcast today, I'm not keen on. 72 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:54,080 But yeah, it was quite painful actually. 73 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,080 Painful experience. 74 00:02:55,080 --> 00:03:00,320 Joshua, if you're listening, which I know you are because you told me you were going 75 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,960 to, we both know how much we enjoyed today. 76 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,960 Yes. 77 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:05,960 Okay. 78 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 Right. 79 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,960 Rest of the week, no. 80 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:14,240 I've not really got much to say other than... Just so you know. 81 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:22,360 Everyone, this bit that we're recording right now, this part, is taking a lot of attempts. 82 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,800 There's going to be a blue puff on the Instagram native because me and Will just kept messing 83 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,440 up, kept saying the wrong thing. 84 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:32,800 The amount of episodes we've done, you could think we know our intro by now, but no. 85 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,800 No, we don't. 86 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 No, no, no. 87 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,800 We messed it up. 88 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:41,320 Well, we did it about four times, I think. 89 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:46,400 Which is why when Will said, wait, no, no, no, before saying about how he was with a 90 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,480 special guest, I got concerned that he was going to make us restart again. 91 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,040 I was like, oh God, here we go again. 92 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:59,960 But no, no, we're here and this is the actual one because even if this turns out awful, 93 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,080 I'm not doing it again. 94 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,080 So this is it. 95 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Thank you. 96 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,080 Yeah, we're free to say it and we can't. 97 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,080 Yeah. 98 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,080 We just sit and start. 99 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,080 There we are. 100 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,080 That's my week. 101 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,080 Pretty bland. 102 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,080 Not much to say to be honest. 103 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,080 Not much news for you guys. 104 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,080 I'm sorry about that. 105 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,080 What about you, Elf? 106 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,080 Oh, there's a lot. 107 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,080 Hell of a lot. 108 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:25,000 You know, there's a new social media platform called Threads that has just released. 109 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,080 I have no idea what it's about. 110 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:33,560 I searched it up on Bing and I was sent to a file and that file didn't open. 111 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:39,240 So I will never know what Threads is, but I can't be asked to look it up on my phone. 112 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:43,080 Something like that did happen to me the other day and I didn't notice until I actually got 113 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,840 into bed and I took me, I put my pyjamas on, you know, three hours before I'm wearing the 114 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,240 bottoms right now. 115 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:57,120 I had pyjamas, all of my pyjamas kit, gone backwards and this was, this is, I didn't 116 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,720 think the little taggly bits were just dangling down, you know. 117 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:05,940 I don't know how I put it on backwards because it's quite obvious the picture's on the front 118 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:09,560 and then, I mean, yeah, I don't know. 119 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,560 It was quite weird. 120 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,560 It was silly. 121 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,560 It's a silly thing, yeah. 122 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:21,120 I don't think I had any night terrors or any whale noises to tell you about. 123 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,320 I mean, they're just simple stuff really. 124 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:28,080 Day-dailing, well, not whale noises, but. 125 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,080 Social. 126 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080 Real Bolivian. 127 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:35,240 Have you ever tried snorting salt or sugar? 128 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,480 No, no, no, I haven't. 129 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,960 Have you? 130 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,280 No, no, I haven't. 131 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:48,600 I just saw a little video on my phone in my photo gallery app and then there was a boy 132 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,600 going. 133 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:55,880 Right, yeah, I'm not, this is obviously a family-friendly podcast. 134 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,880 Ah. 135 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,880 Yeah. 136 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,880 Oh. 137 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,880 Questionable. 138 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:03,600 Are you sure it was salt or sugar? 139 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,600 I don't know. 140 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,880 I just thought it was. 141 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,880 Like, I know this is family-friendly and we don't need to think. 142 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,280 I don't know, it just looked like it was ice and you were like, yep. 143 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,760 But I don't think it was. 144 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:24,040 I think I should delete the evidence as we speak. 145 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,040 Yeah. 146 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:28,080 Go on, just chew me one. 147 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,560 Everyone pretend you didn't hear that. 148 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:30,560 We're sorry. 149 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,560 Will's not with it. 150 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:37,760 It's 8.48 right now when we're recording, which is too late because we want it out early, 151 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,760 Will. 152 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,760 We need to start recording early, I'm telling you. 153 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,320 This could be a late upload, by the way. 154 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,880 I've got a hell of a lot of that. 155 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,160 Josh Wood's going to be so annoyed. 156 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,960 He told me to make sure it was out way earlier than 11 this time. 157 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,000 I don't know. 158 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Sorry, Josh. 159 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Sorry. 160 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 But yeah, it's going to be late. 161 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,720 Well, maybe, I'll have to say. 162 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,720 We do have two recordings to do right now. 163 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,720 Yeah. 164 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,000 So if you could hurry up and delete that from your thing, then we can continue. 165 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,440 Well actually, um, well we're here. 166 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,440 Gallery roll scroll. 167 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,440 Gallery roll scroll. 168 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,440 I changed it. 169 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,440 I changed it. 170 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,440 I call it something different every day. 171 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,440 Oh, I've got one. 172 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,440 That's boring. 173 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,440 It's just a timer. 174 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:31,440 Okay, right. 175 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:41,960 Who wants to go first? 176 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,960 Will? 177 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:59,520 I'm going to have to redo that because I'm not actually going to dab that bitch. 178 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,520 Send it to me. 179 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,520 Hang on. 180 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,520 Dylan. 181 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,520 Do Dylan? 182 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,520 He's popping up. 183 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,520 Hey. 184 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,520 Oh, I don't get it. 185 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,520 It's a comic strip that I've got. 186 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,520 I'll read it out to you all. 187 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,520 It says, Hey, Orion, you've got a new package. 188 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:31,400 Oh, my new belt. 189 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,320 Not as good as I expected. 190 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320 Three stars. 191 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,800 Well, I don't, I don't know. 192 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,520 I don't know why it's in my camera roll. 193 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,520 I don't know where it's come from. 194 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,520 I don't know. 195 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,520 I'll put it on the Instagram. 196 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:51,520 If any of you know what the joke is meant to be, let us know. 197 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:58,240 We don't put this on the Instagram because it's personal friends, but we'll put yours 198 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,240 on. 199 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,240 Yeah. 200 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,240 Okay. 201 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:10,720 So on his picture, you've got some boys from our year from a very long time ago. 202 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,240 If you look at one of them, they look very, very young. 203 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,240 Yeah. 204 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,240 Why do you have that? 205 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,240 No, I don't know. 206 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,240 It just popped up. 207 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,240 Saved in the old. 208 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,240 No, no, no, no. 209 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,240 It's really, it's really. 210 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,240 Yeah. 211 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,240 You don't know who will. 212 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,240 Sorry. 213 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,240 We're not involving you listeners. 214 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,240 I think we may post it anywhere. 215 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,240 It's really, it's expected to. 216 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:53,240 Oh, sorry listeners. 217 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,240 We'll move on from the old camera. 218 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,240 I'll scroll. 219 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,240 Jemima's will be going up. 220 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,240 Don't worry. 221 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:02,240 I'm personally, we don't have that much into post it. 222 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:10,240 So our mini topic before we get into our guest today is should teenagers have kids? 223 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,240 So not us teenagers like later. 224 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:18,240 Teenagers gonna say, well, no, thank you. 225 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,240 What? 226 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,240 Like, like 18, 19? 227 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Yeah. 228 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,240 Seven. 229 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,240 Yeah. 230 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,240 Yeah. 231 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,240 18. 232 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,240 No. 233 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Because you're still young. 234 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,240 I mean, come on. 235 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:36,240 You're still at school. 236 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,240 You've not even finished school yet. 237 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:45,240 You can't, you can't try and handle your own education and look after a child because 238 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,240 you won't even have probably. 239 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,240 And if you have a job, it will be a part time job. 240 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:52,240 I have a test score and say, it's not going to be like, you're not gonna have your proper 241 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,240 job yet. 242 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,240 So when you, when you go to these places, they're going to be like, oh, can you work 243 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,240 full time? 244 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,240 And you're going to have to consider if you can work full time because you've got a newborn 245 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,240 baby on your hands. 246 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,240 I mean, so you're just limiting yourself and then you won't have anything to feed it. 247 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:10,240 And then you're gonna have to get your parents involved and then they're probably going to 248 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,240 hate you for the rest of your life. 249 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,240 And just know, just don't do it. 250 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,240 It's just, don't be silly, Billy. 251 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,240 It's everyone just don't know. 252 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,240 No, no, no. 253 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,240 I know it's my favorite thing to say. 254 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,240 So just don't be, don't be messing around. 255 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,240 None of this. 256 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,240 No, no, no, no, no. 257 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,240 Thank you. 258 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240 What about, what about you? 259 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,240 You. 260 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,240 I won't say it, but what about if you couldn't stop having a kid? 261 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,240 If you know what I mean? 262 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,240 If yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 263 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,240 Yeah. 264 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,240 Okay. 265 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,240 Now that yeah. 266 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:46,240 That obviously is a diff, completely different circumstance. 267 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,240 Definitely. 268 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:53,240 I mean, obviously I can't really say at that point that is very opinionated of what then 269 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,240 you do. 270 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,240 I don't, I don't, I don't know what I would do personally. 271 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,240 I don't, it really depends on your situation. 272 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:08,240 I mean, obviously in that situation, if you don't want to get rid of it, then obviously 273 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240 have it. 274 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:13,240 But I mean, obviously it is complex. 275 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,240 It's common. 276 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:18,240 Yeah, a pure conversation for another day. 277 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240 Yeah. 278 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,240 Yeah. 279 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,240 What were your opinions on it? 280 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,240 Well, going back to our normal one, should teenagers have kids without being forced into 281 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,240 it and you know that stuff. 282 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,240 I don't think you should, no, because you're not old enough to look after it. 283 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,240 It's hard. 284 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,240 I'm watching this documentary show. 285 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,240 It's called Greater Manchester with these kids. 286 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:47,240 And then these tens, 10 girls, I think, were given a baby for a few weeks or something. 287 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,240 They had to look after it. 288 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:53,240 It was an actual baby, not an actual baby, but one of those plastic ones, which actually 289 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,240 act like a baby. 290 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,240 It's a cry. 291 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,240 You need to change the nappy. 292 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,240 You change it. 293 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,240 That sort of stuff. 294 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,240 It drove them up the wall. 295 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,240 A girl wanted to have a baby when she was as young as possible. 296 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Now she doesn't. 297 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,240 She wants to have it later on. 298 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,240 After she's accomplished other things. 299 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240 Yeah. 300 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,240 So, yeah. 301 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:16,240 I mean, it's up to you, but we're going to have a more in-depth conversation about that 302 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,240 on another day. 303 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Yes. 304 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,240 Because we're running out of time and I want to squeeze in. 305 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Wow, we have not had one of these bad boys for a while. 306 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,240 A listener story. 307 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240 Woo. 308 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,240 I'm going to leave it up to you. 309 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,240 Nutcracker or superhero trickery? 310 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,240 Nutcracker. 311 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,240 There it is. 312 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,240 Sounds great. 313 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,240 Shut up. 314 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,240 Go. 315 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240 Anyway. 316 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,240 Hey Will and Jemima. 317 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:53,240 Once upon a time, there was a man named John who had a serious addiction to snacking. 318 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,240 Okay. 319 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,240 There's someone we know quite well. 320 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,240 Oh dear. 321 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:10,240 And he couldn't go more than an hour without reaching for something to munch on. 322 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:16,240 I can't stop thinking about that now. 323 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,240 And I'm just imagining them doing this. 324 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240 Yeah, so am I. 325 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,240 And his co-workers at the office had started to take notice. 326 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:32,240 One afternoon, John decided to bring a big bag of mixed nuts to work to satisfy himself. 327 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:36,240 Oh gosh, not good. 328 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:43,240 As he sat at his desk cracking open the shells, he suddenly found a sharp pain in his mouth. 329 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:49,240 He quickly spat out the nut, only to realise that he had cracked open his tooth instead. 330 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,240 Panicking. 331 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,240 Can't stop. 332 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,240 No, it's in my head. 333 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,240 Panicking, John rushed to see his dentist. 334 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:05,240 The dentist took one look at the broken tooth and asked him what had happened. 335 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,240 I was snacking on some mixed nuts, John said. 336 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240 No, you don't. 337 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,240 I got my sheds and seds. 338 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:17,240 John said, you're not supposed to crack open nuts with your teeth, right? 339 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,240 John felt embarrassed. 340 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,240 Um, yeah, John felt embarrassed. 341 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,240 No, I didn't do that. 342 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240 Dentist continued. 343 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,240 Let me give you some piece of advice. 344 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,240 If you need to snack, stick. 345 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh my god. 346 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,240 Oh well. 347 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 348 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240 What am I about to read? 349 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Oh my. 350 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240 Go on. 351 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,240 You're sucking the nuts. 352 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,240 Oh, oh gosh. 353 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:53,240 And if you still can't resist chewing nuts, just buy the pre-sucked ones. 354 00:15:53,240 --> 00:16:00,240 Like, whoever wrote this, what do you want us to say to that? 355 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,240 You know we react to these. 356 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 What do you want our reaction to be? 357 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,240 I mean, come on. 358 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh, damn, Denims, this is a firmly friendly podcast. 359 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:17,240 Oh. 360 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,240 Your teeth will thank you. 361 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:23,240 John nodded, feeling foolish. 362 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,240 Not knowing himself for his nutty mistakes. 363 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Comparing that day on, John swore to swore off cracking nuts and went down the route of sucking them. 364 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,240 He didn't know what to do with the word. 365 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:47,240 And then came a new nickname out, like, Fizz, the name of the suck king. 366 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,240 The suck king. 367 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,240 The suck king. 368 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,240 I'm done. 369 00:16:54,240 --> 00:17:02,240 While he may have been the butt of the few jokes, John knew it was better than cracking any more teeth. 370 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,240 Great season, Ben. 371 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240 Thanks, Ben. 372 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,240 That was a great story. 373 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:15,240 I mean, it's great, but where'd you get that from? 374 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:19,240 That was so blimmin' random. 375 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240 Ben. 376 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,240 Sucking nuts. 377 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,240 Fizz. 378 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:31,240 Okay, well, everyone, that was a great listener story. 379 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,240 It's great to have some listener stories in. 380 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:39,240 We will be reading another one out on Friday, but we only usually read one out each week. 381 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,240 But we haven't had one for a while. 382 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,240 We've been a bit dry, so we'll read one out on Friday. 383 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:50,240 So, give a round of applause, a round of applause, at home, not us, because it's weird on the audio, 384 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:55,240 to our guest, who you're about to speak to, Henry Forrest. 385 00:17:55,240 --> 00:18:05,240 Hello? 386 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,240 Hello, Henry. 387 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,240 How are you doing? 388 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,240 Good, thanks. How about you? 389 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240 I'm doing great, thanks. 390 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:18,240 It's good to have you on, as you are our first guest of season two, which is great, to be honest. 391 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,240 How does that feel, the first g- 392 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,240 Quite nice, actually. 393 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,240 Yeah. 394 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:29,240 Dylan did cancel on us, but maybe he's a chaser. 395 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,240 You never know. 396 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:36,240 Maybe. 397 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:42,240 I wanted to ask you a few questions before we get into our main thing we're doing with the guests today. 398 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:49,240 You do a lot of designing with 3D printing stuff, don't you? 399 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,240 Yeah, I actually got something ready right now. 400 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:56,240 Oh, let's have a look. 401 00:18:56,240 --> 00:19:04,240 Oh, that is sick. It is a 3D printed Mandalorian helmet, everyone. 402 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,240 Can you describe how you made it, Henry? 403 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:16,240 I got all the files, I put it into my slicer program, I put it on my little card, this little thing here. 404 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,240 Yep. 405 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:23,240 And then I put it in the printer and just told it to go, and when that was done I stuck it all together, painted it, and yeah, it just- 406 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,240 Yeah. 407 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,240 Now it's finished. 408 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,240 This was bloody good, that is sick. 409 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:33,240 Put it on, if you can. Oh, here we go. 410 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,240 Oh, that is sick. 411 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,240 Fair plays, Henry. That is cool. 412 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,240 Thank you. 413 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,240 It is cool. 414 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,240 Why do you do this? 415 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,240 Is it- you like to do fun? 416 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,240 Just did it, why not? 417 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:57,240 Yeah, fair enough. It seems an interesting thing to do. Have you ever made anything else that a Mandalorian helmet? 418 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,240 One second. 419 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,240 Oof. 420 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:11,240 Oh yes, there it is, a clone helmet. That is lush. Why? 421 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,240 And there is one more thing. 422 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:18,240 Oh, there's this one. Jesus, I love this. This one, I think. 423 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,240 No! 424 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,240 No! 425 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:32,240 The legs moves and, yeah, yeah, that is amazing. That is a BD-1 droid, everyone, from Jedi, Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor, from the games. 426 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,240 That is sick. 427 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:40,240 I'm such a Star Wars fan of that. Oh my gosh. 428 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:45,240 Oh my god. I can't believe it. 429 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,240 Oh, that is so cool. 430 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:54,240 Well done. Do you find it an easy task to do? 431 00:20:54,240 --> 00:21:04,240 Mostly, yeah, but the painting was a bit annoying on that one. Because I had to get all the details right and that took a while. 432 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,240 Yeah. 433 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,240 Fair enough. 434 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,240 It looks sick. It does look sick. 435 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,240 Any other hobbies before we move on? 436 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:20,240 I go climbing on Tuesday nights, but it's not on today because it's the summer holidays right now. 437 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,240 I'm missing one. 438 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,240 Good, good, good. Climbing is... I think Dylan does that as well. 439 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,240 Yeah, that's where he met his beloved. 440 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,240 Ah, yes, I've heard about that. 441 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:45,240 Right. Well, everyone, we've never introduced this before because it's season two and Henry is our first guest, but we will be doing... 442 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:51,240 I can't have like a... No, I won't say the name, but it's called definitely not the chase, teenager edition. 443 00:21:51,240 --> 00:22:01,240 So, Henry is going to be our guest today. I'm going to be the presenter and we have a chaser who is not revealed yet. 444 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,240 Henry can't even see them. 445 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:09,240 No, so the instructions will be read out to you guys in a pre-recorded tape in a minute. 446 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,240 Simple, Henry, I think you know the chase really. 447 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240 Yeah. 448 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:20,240 Board, blah, blah, blah, runs down. There's going to be two extra squares, so it's going to be a longer quiz because it's only you. 449 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,240 Yeah. 450 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:30,240 I think you have a good shot of beating this chaser. They're not really the smartest tool in the box, to be honest. 451 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,240 I'm going to get absolutely killed for that. 452 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:41,240 If the chaser catches you, of course, they win. If you win, you win the prize. Yeah, we'll be giving thousands of dollars away. 453 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:46,240 Maybe you want 50p. I'm willing to pay power you that, but... 454 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:52,240 The Chaser 455 00:22:54,240 --> 00:23:03,240 Will Jones as your presenter, Henry Forrest as your guest, and finally, the chaser. 456 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:09,240 The Instructions 457 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:16,240 Will has a chase board drawn, and will put the prizes in order. 458 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:21,240 The guest has to run downwards when the chaser tries to catch them. 459 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:26,240 You want to join in at home by drawing the chase board with two extra squares. 460 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:36,240 The school one in the first one minute round goes up, goes three squares down from the top, 461 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:41,240 and the big prize offered by the chaser goes two squares down from the top, 462 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:46,240 and the small prize offered by the chaser goes four squares down from the top. 463 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:53,240 If the chaser catches the guest, the chaser wins. If the guest gets to the end, they walk away with the prize. 464 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:58,240 Let definitely not the chase teenagers edition begin. 465 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:08,240 Right, I think it's time to reveal the chaser then. Not yet, chaser, don't reveal yourself yet actually. 466 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,240 Who would you want it to be out of these four? 467 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,240 Would you want it to be Dylan, who sees Spider-Man as a lad? 468 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,240 Jemima, who can't at all times? 469 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,240 Darcy, who cried her way to victory? 470 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,240 Or The Rock, who is about drive and power? 471 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:30,240 I can't go up against The Rock because he's so... not much needs to be said. 472 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:36,240 Dylan? Dylan or Darcy, I'm not sure which one I'd pick. 473 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:41,240 You can't? Interesting. Well, chaser, reveal yourself. 474 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,240 Not the ten that the guest did. Oh. 475 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,240 Oh my god. 476 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,240 I think you can probably guess who it is. 477 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,240 Is it Jemima? 478 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,240 Yeah. 479 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,240 I mean... 480 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:05,240 Okay, hi Jemima, even though your camera is covered. 481 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,240 Yeah, apparently you can't turn your camera on in the middle of a recording. 482 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,240 What we're recording on? 483 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,240 Don't worry, we'll see you imaginarily. 484 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:20,240 Yeah. And Will, can I just say, not the smartest tool in the box. 485 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,240 Thanks. 486 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,240 I'm sorry, it was on the script, I'm sorry. 487 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,240 Okay, okay. 488 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:33,240 Anyway, hello chaser Jemima. You will be going up against Henry Forrest today, who is... 489 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240 Yeah. 490 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,240 ...quite the... he is one of the smartest tools in the box. 491 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,240 Yeah. He's like a hammer and I'm like a spanner. 492 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:50,240 Right, well Henry, the basic stuff first. I need to get my other list out. 493 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:56,240 The basic stuff first. This is the one minute quiz, this gets you in the middle if you know what I mean. 494 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,240 Yeah, yeah. 495 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:08,240 So, a weed question is worth one thousand... what, one thousand pounds, I was about to say dollars again. 496 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:19,240 So, I mean, good luck when this thing loads. I will read you the questions. 497 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,240 First of all, actually I want you to get to know each other, first of all. 498 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,240 So, Jemima, ask Henry a question. 499 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,240 What? 500 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,240 Ask Henry a question. 501 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:35,240 Okay, Henry. What is your favourite animal? 502 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,240 Hmm, well two. 503 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,240 Okay. 504 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,240 Uh, Vox Red Labradors. 505 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,240 Right, I don't know what that is. 506 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,240 It's an orange dog. 507 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,240 Oh, yeah, okay. 508 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:53,240 And whatever breed my cat is, because I don't really know. 509 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:59,240 Good, good, good. Enough. 510 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,240 What's your worst injury you've ever had? 511 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,240 Oh, that's quite, that's quite intense. 512 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,240 Um, bruising a bone in my wrist. 513 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,240 Is that it? 514 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:19,240 Yeah, I'm very, I don't, I've got like, yeah, I've got strong bones well, yeah. That's it. 515 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:24,240 Fair enough. Well, okay, I have the questions. They're gonna be quite simple obviously because, 516 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,240 basically, you're not answering these. 517 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240 Right. 518 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,240 I'm just saying, I remember you got the smartest tool in the box, so. 519 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,240 Okay, shush. 520 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,240 I've gotta just warn you. 521 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,240 Uh, but about one minute, okay. 522 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:44,240 So, just testing. Good. 523 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:49,240 Okay, Henry, your time starts now. 524 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,240 What kind of fish is Nemo? 525 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240 Uh, clownfish. 526 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,240 Correct. Who is the youngest Disney princess? 527 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,240 Skip. 528 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,240 Snow White. Who is Ariel's best friend in Little Mermaid? 529 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,240 No clue, Skip. 530 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,240 Flauda. 531 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,240 Flauda? 532 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,240 Which character in Aladdin is blue? 533 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,240 The genie. 534 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,240 Correct. What is the name of the princess in Shrek? 535 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,240 Fiona. 536 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,240 Correct. Which school did Harry Potter attend? 537 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,240 Hogwarts. 538 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,240 Correct. Harry Potter's middle name is what? 539 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,240 James. 540 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:33,240 Correct. In which Disney princess movie does Tiana play? 541 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,240 Princess and the Frog? 542 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,240 Correct. What kind of animal is Simba? 543 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,240 Uh, lion. 544 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,240 Correct. What kind of pet did Harry Potter have? 545 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,240 Owl. 546 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,240 Correct. What kind of animal is Sonic? 547 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,240 Uh, Hedgehog. 548 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,240 Correct. And that is time up. 549 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,240 Well done, Henry. 550 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,240 Uh, how many was that? Seven? 551 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,240 Eight? Seven. 552 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,240 That's why I was counting it. 553 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,240 Yeah, okay. Seven's not bad. 554 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,240 Seven's bloody good. 555 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240 Alright, Chaser. 556 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,240 Oh, gosh, yeah. 557 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,240 No. So, let me just get mine. 558 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,240 Definitely lock the chase board up. 559 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:18,240 I just chugged on some jelly. 560 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,240 Okay. Right. 561 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:26,240 So, let's put £7,000 in the middle of the board. 562 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:32,240 Chaser, you could offer Henry Forrest a low amount. 563 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,240 Um... 564 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,240 So, a low amount, £7,000. 565 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,240 What do you think is reasonable? 566 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:43,240 Um, £2,000. 567 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,240 Okay, interesting. 568 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,240 And a high amount, please? 569 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,240 Uh... 570 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,240 Wait, does it have... 571 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,240 Any number. Any number. 572 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,240 Any number. 573 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,240 Higher than seven? 574 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,240 Um, £9,000. 575 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,240 Whoa, actually. 576 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,240 Okay, fair enough. What? 577 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240 Okay. 578 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,240 I think I'll stick with the seven. 579 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 Stick with the seven? 580 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,240 Yeah. 581 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,240 Stick with the seven. He's not gone boring. He's gone smart. 582 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,240 Right, chaser, it's goddamn up to you now. 583 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,240 Yeah. 584 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,240 Of course, how I will be doing it is there will be a question I ask you 585 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,240 and there will be three choice, multiple choice answers. 586 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,240 Understood? 587 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:31,240 Yeah. 588 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,240 Good. 589 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,240 Let's get into definitely lock the chase, teenager edition. 590 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,240 Hmm. 591 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,240 Okay. You have ten seconds to answer the question. 592 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,240 When you've answered it, write it down. 593 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,240 Do not cheat, Jemima. I know you won't. 594 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,240 I'm not going to cheat. I'm not going to cheat. 595 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,240 So, Henry, hold it up for me so I know you're not cheating. 596 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:58,240 Jemima, I mean, I trust you. 597 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,240 So I have to write it down, yeah? 598 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240 Well, not for you, no. 599 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240 Oh, okay. 600 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,240 Henry's got it. Good. 601 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,240 Question one. 602 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:14,240 According to the maker, what is the most popular flavour of Walkers crisps? 603 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:21,240 A, salt and vinegar, B, seasoned onion, and C, ready salted. 604 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,240 Jemima, you answer second, bud. 605 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,240 Yeah. 606 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,240 Which one was salt and vinegar? 607 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,240 A. 608 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,240 Henry's gone A. 609 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,240 I'm also going A. 610 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,240 Going A. 611 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,240 The correct answer is B, seasoned onion. 612 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,240 What? Really? 613 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,240 Yeah, yeah. No movement there. 614 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,240 What the hell's the answer? 615 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,240 I thought it was the easiest question. 616 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,240 Anyway. 617 00:31:53,240 --> 00:32:00,240 What building, oh, building, what building is home to the London Philharmonic Orchestra? 618 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:09,240 Is it A, Royal College of Music, B, Royal Festival Hall, or C, Royal College Hall? 619 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240 Henry's gone for C. 620 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,240 Chaser? 621 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,240 A. 622 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:30,240 The correct answer is B, Royal Festival Hall. 623 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,240 No movement again. 624 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240 Ready. 625 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240 Next question. 626 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:42,240 Flammable air was an early name for which gas? 627 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:52,240 Is it A, hydrogen, B, oxygen, or C, nitrogen? 628 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,240 Chaser? 629 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,240 Um, B. 630 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,240 B. 631 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,240 The correct answer is A, hydrogen. 632 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,240 That is a point to Henry. 633 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,240 So he moves down one spot. Chaser? 634 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,240 Duffman. 635 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,240 Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 636 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,240 I don't know why I'm the chaser. I don't know whose great idea this was, Will. 637 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,240 You lost the Fort Life fashion show. 638 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240 I love these kids. 639 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240 Next question. 640 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,240 What country has the highest life expectancy? 641 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,240 Is it A, Greece, 642 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,240 B, Sweden, 643 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,240 or C, Hong Kong? 644 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,240 Henry has gone with B. Chaser? 645 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240 C. 646 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:58,240 The correct answer is C, Hong Kong. 647 00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,240 Yes. 648 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,240 Chase is moving. 649 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240 I think I know. 650 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,240 Next question. 651 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,240 Pink ladies and Granny Smiths are types of what fruit? 652 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,240 Is it A, orange, 653 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,240 B, apples, 654 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,240 or C, melons? 655 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,240 Chaser? 656 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240 B. 657 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,240 The correct answer is B. 658 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,240 So you've both got it right. Well done. 659 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,240 I'll just move you both. I don't know if you do. 660 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,240 We're moving you both in. 661 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240 Chase. 662 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,240 So, next question. 663 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:42,240 Yeah. I like this question. 664 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:46,240 How many years ago was Spider-Man created? 665 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:49,240 Is it A, four years, 666 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:52,240 B, three years, 667 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,240 or C, six years? 668 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,240 We've all got that. 669 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:03,240 Yes, three seconds left. 670 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240 Chaser? 671 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240 B. 672 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,240 The correct answer is B. 673 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,240 Both right. Congratulations. 674 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:25,240 You're both moving. You're both moving. You're hot on your tail, Chaser. 675 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,240 Hot on your tail. 676 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,240 Next question. 677 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:35,240 What song did Alex C, Alex Clooney, sing in episode 12 of season one? 678 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:39,240 Was it A, Blinding Lights, 679 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,240 B, Batman theme, 680 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:44,240 or C, Wonderwall? 681 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,240 Time's long sticking. 682 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:57,240 I can just imagine him singing that. 683 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:04,240 That'd be Alex, wouldn't it? 684 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,240 Chase up. 685 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,240 C. 686 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,240 The correct answer is C. 687 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,240 Both move. 688 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:18,240 Emry, you are three spots away on the finish line. 689 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,240 Really? 690 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,240 That's pretty good. 691 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:24,240 Yeah, we're going to sing through. 692 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,240 Joanne, what are you saying? 693 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,240 I'm not saying anything. 694 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,240 Are you sure? 695 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,240 Yeah. 696 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,240 I think she is. 697 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,240 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 698 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,240 It's suspicious. 699 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,240 Right. 700 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,240 Next question. 701 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:45,240 What was our first topic in our first episode? 702 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,240 Was it A, children names, 703 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,240 B, no topic at all, 704 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:54,240 or C, diet? 705 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,240 Time's ticking. 706 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,240 How long ago was your first episode? 707 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,240 Oh, God, it was December. 708 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:18,240 December the 20th, around that. 709 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,240 Chase up. 710 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,240 C. 711 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:23,240 The correct answer is C, diet. 712 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,240 Congratulations. 713 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:30,240 Was that because we just learnt it in biology? 714 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:33,240 That was my idea, yes. 715 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240 Yeah. 716 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,240 I don't know if you knew that, Jemima, 717 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,240 but we learnt it in biology at the time. 718 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,240 No, I didn't, but here we are. 719 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,240 Next question. 720 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,240 Which Cluedo character, 721 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,240 no, which is the Cluedo character? 722 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,240 A, Mrs Orchard, 723 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,240 B, Dr J Wood, 724 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:56,240 or C, Mrs White? 725 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,240 Chase her. 726 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:08,240 C. 727 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,240 Oh, wow. 728 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:15,240 The correct answer is C, Mrs White. 729 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,240 She was removed from Cluedo, wasn't she? 730 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,240 If I can remember, from the recent Cluedos. 731 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,240 So the chaser moves. 732 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,240 And Mrs Orchard is close to Mrs Orchard, 733 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:33,240 who is the pink lady in the games, in the ballgame. 734 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,240 Next question. 735 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:40,240 Who was the Spanish waiter in the TV show Faulty Towers? 736 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,240 Was it A, Pedro, 737 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,240 B, Javier, 738 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,240 or C, Manuel? 739 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,240 Chase her. 740 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,240 B. 741 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:02,240 The correct answer is C. 742 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:07,240 Emmerich, one spot away from taking the first, 743 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,240 definitely not the Chase crown. 744 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:14,240 How many spots away from me? 745 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,240 Three spots away from you, 746 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240 or from the finish line? 747 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,240 So three from you. 748 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,240 Same. 749 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:25,240 Ooh, OK. 750 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,240 Next question. 751 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,240 How many goals did newly recovered Will, 752 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,240 so me, score last season? 753 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,240 Was it A, 11, 754 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,240 B, 23, 755 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,240 or C, six? 756 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,240 Chase her. 757 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,240 Uh, D. 758 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,240 The correct answer is, by the way, everyone, 759 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,240 Henry went for A. 760 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:01,240 The correct answer is A. 761 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,240 It is A. Congratulations, Henry. 762 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:09,240 You are the first, definitely not the Chase champion. 763 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,240 Congratulations. 764 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,240 I will make sure I give you a healthy sum of 50p 765 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,240 if you technically take home seven grand. 766 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:20,240 Congratulations. 767 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,240 Well done, Henry. 768 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,240 You absolutely smashed the Chaser. 769 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,240 We would love to have you back one day. 770 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240 It was great having you. 771 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:32,240 Do I mind if you have any more questions to ask the champion? 772 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,240 I just want to ask, how does it feel to have won the first episode 773 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:39,240 of Definitely Not the Chase on the Student Community News podcast? 774 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,240 You know, it feels really wonderful, you know, 775 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,240 because I'm going to use this money to do some really great things, you know. 776 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,240 I'm going to give half of it to charity, 777 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:52,240 half of it's going to go to refurbishing the bathroom, 778 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,240 and yeah. 779 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,240 Yeah, so you've got 25p for each. 780 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,240 That's quite good. 781 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,240 Yeah, yeah. 782 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,240 Congratulations, Henry. 783 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:06,240 Give it a round of applause at home for Henry Fornis. 784 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:10,240 I'm glad you asked me to clap. 785 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,240 That's it, yeah. 786 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,240 Thanks, Henry. 787 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,240 Thanks, Henry. 788 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,240 Go, go. 789 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:18,240 Give it over to Future Will and Future Jemima for rounding up the episode. 790 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:24,240 Bye, future Will and future Jemima. 791 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:28,240 I'd like to interrupt this recording to promote our Sunday content. 792 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:32,240 This season's Sunday content is terrible fashion trends, 793 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,240 which are coming back into fashion. 794 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,240 It's all a laugh, so check it out. 795 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,240 Thank you. 796 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,240 So, Jemima, how was that? 797 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,240 Henry Fornis. 798 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,240 Good guess. 799 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,240 Oh, it was great, yeah. 800 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,240 I really enjoyed it. 801 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,240 I bet you guys didn't guess it was going to be me the chaser. 802 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,240 I mean, I didn't sign up to be the chaser against a guy 803 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:54,240 that is significantly smarter than me, Will Jones. 804 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,240 You lost the full night fashion show. 805 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,240 You lost... 806 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,240 Yeah. 807 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,240 What did you lose? 808 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,240 You lost the... 809 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,240 I lost the... 810 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,240 You lost the cups. 811 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,240 Yeah. 812 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,240 And then there was... 813 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,240 And the colourful tie-overs. 814 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:09,240 If you don't know, me and Will last night, we were at a tour 815 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:13,240 and we were planning out the episode, and we had a bit of an argument 816 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:17,240 about who we should be the chaser against, Henry. 817 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:21,240 And we decided to do a series of challenges to decide, 818 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:25,240 and I lost, so I was the chaser. 819 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:28,240 Which Will isn't letting go. 820 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,240 He thinks he's all this and all that. 821 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:33,240 And then, Will, can I just say... 822 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240 Yeah. 823 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,240 I'm still a bit annoyed about the 824 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,240 you're not the brightest tool in the toolbox. 825 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,240 Like... 826 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,240 Wait. 827 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:44,240 Will, I've got a lot of common sense out of you, though. 828 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:48,240 Well, say that to your second place medal. 829 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,240 So, sorry. 830 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,240 You lost. 831 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,240 Sorry. 832 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240 Sorry. 833 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:57,240 It's the taking part that counts. 834 00:42:57,240 --> 00:43:02,240 Oh, no, no, no, no. 835 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:05,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 836 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,240 Congratulations on that, though. 837 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,240 Henry, congratulations. 838 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,240 Great guess, great guess. 839 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,240 His 3D printing was very interesting. 840 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,240 Did you see that? 841 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240 Yes, yes, I did. 842 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,240 Yeah, I was watching. 843 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,240 Everyone, you don't understand. 844 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,240 So just picture a Stormtrooper hat, 845 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:26,240 if you don't know Star Wars or a Clone Trooper hat. 846 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,240 Blah, blah, blah. 847 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,240 Blimmin' amazing. 848 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,240 Blimmin' amazing. 849 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,240 Exactly like that, 3D printed. 850 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,240 You could get flipping fooled. 851 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,240 You could get... 852 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:37,240 Sell that on the internet for the same amount as a normal helmet would cost. 853 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,240 It is beautiful. 854 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,240 It looks great. 855 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,240 And then he's got a droid. 856 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,240 Great talent. 857 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,240 And he just finds it fun. 858 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,240 I mean, I've bought something so... 859 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,240 That would be mind-boggling for my brain. 860 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,240 I couldn't. 861 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,240 It's quite... 862 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:59,240 Let's move on to a quick shout out to The Run, 863 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:04,240 aka definitely not the Chase Teenager Edition. 864 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,240 Do you like that? 865 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,240 Do you like that, Jemima? 866 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,240 Oh, I love that. 867 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,240 That's kind of like a game show type feel to it, 868 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,240 because we've done quizzes, but never something as official as that. 869 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,240 I mean, wow. 870 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:20,240 If you guys want to see more of our spin-off game shows, 871 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,240 we've got a few ideas. 872 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,240 I mean, we could do... 873 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:27,240 Points more instead of points less. 874 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,240 Yeah? 875 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,240 Who wants to be a billionaire? 876 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,240 What? 877 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,240 Well, who doesn't want to be? 878 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:40,240 Yeah, we've got so many options. 879 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:43,240 Thank you for just giving your support, everyone. 880 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,240 It's much appreciated. 881 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,240 Ta-da. 882 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,240 Bye. 883 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:50,240 That was Siri. 884 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,240 Siri just spoke to me. 885 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,240 Sorry. 886 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240 Bye. 887 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,240 Bye, guys. 888 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,240 Oh, darling, Siri. 889 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,240 What are you doing? 890 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:31,240 What's an alphabet?