Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jemima McVitie.
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jemima and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
Hello!
Hola!
Ciao!
Bonjour!
And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode eight.
What's that?
What's that this time?
It's a new one!
I don't know, I just felt like...
Give my face a good old wobble.
Wow!
What a week it's been, to be honest.
Sunday content.
Yes!
You can release our new Sunday content.
I mean, seriously, not sarcasm, yes.
I mean, seriously, check it out.
It's blooming amazing.
I enjoyed it a lot.
It's just short, easy.
If you're in the car driving to work, whip it on.
Or if you're in the car driving to school instead of listening to God knows what people listen
to, whip it on.
It's true.
Teenager podcast Sunday content, episode one.
Beautiful stuff.
It's had a very positive, positive reaction and we only on one episode.
So thank you guys.
It's just quick and easy, isn't it?
I don't see a problem with it.
Can you ace it?
There's music in there as well.
How can you get bored?
Seriously, it's just not possible.
So I think we're just going to start off with a week then.
How's your week?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Before I get into your week, I can just stress everyone.
There is a guest today.
It's in the bit, the next bit of recording, the next bit of recording.
Do not stress.
Okay.
I went and recorded with them.
It's chill.
We're doing great.
Okay.
Do you mind if I just ask no questions?
I'll ask about you.
Hey, your week.
Yeah, of course.
Carry on.
How's it?
Whoa.
My week now.
My week.
Now, I'm not going to say what it is because it kind of lets know what cathedral I'm in,
but Choristers, it's a big week.
Choristers every single day this week, long hours.
We've had up to eight hours on one day, which is quite painful.
Then we did six hours today.
Six hours today, maybe six and a half.
With the conduct of that Tidcast today, I'm not keen on.
But yeah, it was quite painful actually.
Painful experience.
Joshua, if you're listening, which I know you are because you told me you were going
to, we both know how much we enjoyed today.
Yes.
Okay.
Right.
Rest of the week, no.
I've not really got much to say other than... Just so you know.
Everyone, this bit that we're recording right now, this part, is taking a lot of attempts.
There's going to be a blue puff on the Instagram native because me and Will just kept messing
up, kept saying the wrong thing.
The amount of episodes we've done, you could think we know our intro by now, but no.
No, we don't.
No, no, no.
We messed it up.
Well, we did it about four times, I think.
Which is why when Will said, wait, no, no, no, before saying about how he was with a
special guest, I got concerned that he was going to make us restart again.
I was like, oh God, here we go again.
But no, no, we're here and this is the actual one because even if this turns out awful,
I'm not doing it again.
So this is it.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're free to say it and we can't.
Yeah.
We just sit and start.
There we are.
That's my week.
Pretty bland.
Not much to say to be honest.
Not much news for you guys.
I'm sorry about that.
What about you, Elf?
Oh, there's a lot.
Hell of a lot.
You know, there's a new social media platform called Threads that has just released.
I have no idea what it's about.
I searched it up on Bing and I was sent to a file and that file didn't open.
So I will never know what Threads is, but I can't be asked to look it up on my phone.
Something like that did happen to me the other day and I didn't notice until I actually got
into bed and I took me, I put my pyjamas on, you know, three hours before I'm wearing the
bottoms right now.
I had pyjamas, all of my pyjamas kit, gone backwards and this was, this is, I didn't
think the little taggly bits were just dangling down, you know.
I don't know how I put it on backwards because it's quite obvious the picture's on the front
and then, I mean, yeah, I don't know.
It was quite weird.
It was silly.
It's a silly thing, yeah.
I don't think I had any night terrors or any whale noises to tell you about.
I mean, they're just simple stuff really.
Day-dailing, well, not whale noises, but.
Social.
Real Bolivian.
Have you ever tried snorting salt or sugar?
No, no, no, I haven't.
Have you?
No, no, I haven't.
I just saw a little video on my phone in my photo gallery app and then there was a boy
going.
Right, yeah, I'm not, this is obviously a family-friendly podcast.
Ah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Questionable.
Are you sure it was salt or sugar?
I don't know.
I just thought it was.
Like, I know this is family-friendly and we don't need to think.
I don't know, it just looked like it was ice and you were like, yep.
But I don't think it was.
I think I should delete the evidence as we speak.
Yeah.
Go on, just chew me one.
Everyone pretend you didn't hear that.
We're sorry.
Will's not with it.
It's 8.48 right now when we're recording, which is too late because we want it out early,
Will.
We need to start recording early, I'm telling you.
This could be a late upload, by the way.
I've got a hell of a lot of that.
Josh Wood's going to be so annoyed.
He told me to make sure it was out way earlier than 11 this time.
I don't know.
Sorry, Josh.
Sorry.
But yeah, it's going to be late.
Well, maybe, I'll have to say.
We do have two recordings to do right now.
Yeah.
So if you could hurry up and delete that from your thing, then we can continue.
Well actually, um, well we're here.
Gallery roll scroll.
I changed it.
I call it something different every day.
Oh, I've got one.
That's boring.
It's just a timer.
Okay, right.
Who wants to go first?
Will?
I'm going to have to redo that because I'm not actually going to dab that bitch.
Send it to me.
Hang on.
Dylan.
Do Dylan?
He's popping up.
Hey.
Oh, I don't get it.
It's a comic strip that I've got.
I'll read it out to you all.
It says, Hey, Orion, you've got a new package.
Oh, my new belt.
Not as good as I expected.
Three stars.
Well, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know why it's in my camera roll.
I don't know where it's come from.
I don't know.
I'll put it on the Instagram.
If any of you know what the joke is meant to be, let us know.
We don't put this on the Instagram because it's personal friends, but we'll put yours
on.
Yeah.
Okay.
So on his picture, you've got some boys from our year from a very long time ago.
If you look at one of them, they look very, very young.
Yeah.
Why do you have that?
No, I don't know.
It just popped up.
Saved in the old.
No, no, no, no.
It's really, it's really.
Yeah.
You don't know who will.
Sorry.
We're not involving you listeners.
I think we may post it anywhere.
It's really, it's expected to.
Oh, sorry listeners.
We'll move on from the old camera.
I'll scroll.
Jemima's will be going up.
Don't worry.
I'm personally, we don't have that much into post it.
So our mini topic before we get into our guest today is should teenagers have kids?
So not us teenagers like later.
Teenagers gonna say, well, no, thank you.
What?
Like, like 18, 19?
Yeah.
Seven.
Yeah.
18.
No.
Because you're still young.
I mean, come on.
You're still at school.
You've not even finished school yet.
You can't, you can't try and handle your own education and look after a child because
you won't even have probably.
And if you have a job, it will be a part time job.
I have a test score and say, it's not going to be like, you're not gonna have your proper
job yet.
So when you, when you go to these places, they're going to be like, oh, can you work
full time?
And you're going to have to consider if you can work full time because you've got a newborn
baby on your hands.
I mean, so you're just limiting yourself and then you won't have anything to feed it.
And then you're gonna have to get your parents involved and then they're probably going to
hate you for the rest of your life.
And just know, just don't do it.
It's just, don't be silly, Billy.
It's everyone just don't know.
No, no, no.
I know it's my favorite thing to say.
So just don't be, don't be messing around.
None of this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Thank you.
What about, what about you?
You.
I won't say it, but what about if you couldn't stop having a kid?
If you know what I mean?
If yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now that yeah.
That obviously is a diff, completely different circumstance.
Definitely.
I mean, obviously I can't really say at that point that is very opinionated of what then
you do.
I don't, I don't, I don't know what I would do personally.
I don't, it really depends on your situation.
I mean, obviously in that situation, if you don't want to get rid of it, then obviously
have it.
But I mean, obviously it is complex.
It's common.
Yeah, a pure conversation for another day.
Yeah.
What were your opinions on it?
Well, going back to our normal one, should teenagers have kids without being forced into
it and you know that stuff.
I don't think you should, no, because you're not old enough to look after it.
It's hard.
I'm watching this documentary show.
It's called Greater Manchester with these kids.
And then these tens, 10 girls, I think, were given a baby for a few weeks or something.
They had to look after it.
It was an actual baby, not an actual baby, but one of those plastic ones, which actually
act like a baby.
It's a cry.
You need to change the nappy.
You change it.
That sort of stuff.
It drove them up the wall.
A girl wanted to have a baby when she was as young as possible.
Now she doesn't.
She wants to have it later on.
After she's accomplished other things.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
I mean, it's up to you, but we're going to have a more in-depth conversation about that
on another day.
Yes.
Because we're running out of time and I want to squeeze in.
Wow, we have not had one of these bad boys for a while.
A listener story.
Woo.
I'm going to leave it up to you.
Nutcracker or superhero trickery?
Nutcracker.
There it is.
Sounds great.
Shut up.
Go.
Anyway.
Hey Will and Jemima.
Once upon a time, there was a man named John who had a serious addiction to snacking.
Okay.
There's someone we know quite well.
Oh dear.
And he couldn't go more than an hour without reaching for something to munch on.
I can't stop thinking about that now.
And I'm just imagining them doing this.
Yeah, so am I.
And his co-workers at the office had started to take notice.
One afternoon, John decided to bring a big bag of mixed nuts to work to satisfy himself.
Oh gosh, not good.
As he sat at his desk cracking open the shells, he suddenly found a sharp pain in his mouth.
He quickly spat out the nut, only to realise that he had cracked open his tooth instead.
Panicking.
Can't stop.
No, it's in my head.
Panicking, John rushed to see his dentist.
The dentist took one look at the broken tooth and asked him what had happened.
I was snacking on some mixed nuts, John said.
No, you don't.
I got my sheds and seds.
John said, you're not supposed to crack open nuts with your teeth, right?
John felt embarrassed.
Um, yeah, John felt embarrassed.
No, I didn't do that.
Dentist continued.
Let me give you some piece of advice.
If you need to snack, stick.
Oh my god.
Oh well.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What am I about to read?
Oh my.
Go on.
You're sucking the nuts.
Oh, oh gosh.
And if you still can't resist chewing nuts, just buy the pre-sucked ones.
Like, whoever wrote this, what do you want us to say to that?
You know we react to these.
What do you want our reaction to be?
I mean, come on.
Oh, damn, Denims, this is a firmly friendly podcast.
Oh.
Your teeth will thank you.
John nodded, feeling foolish.
Not knowing himself for his nutty mistakes.
Comparing that day on, John swore to swore off cracking nuts and went down the route of sucking them.
He didn't know what to do with the word.
And then came a new nickname out, like, Fizz, the name of the suck king.
The suck king.
I'm done.
While he may have been the butt of the few jokes, John knew it was better than cracking any more teeth.
Great season, Ben.
Thanks, Ben.
That was a great story.
I mean, it's great, but where'd you get that from?
That was so blimmin' random.
Ben.
Sucking nuts.
Fizz.
Okay, well, everyone, that was a great listener story.
It's great to have some listener stories in.
We will be reading another one out on Friday, but we only usually read one out each week.
But we haven't had one for a while.
We've been a bit dry, so we'll read one out on Friday.
So, give a round of applause, a round of applause, at home, not us, because it's weird on the audio,
to our guest, who you're about to speak to, Henry Forrest.
Hello?
Hello, Henry.
How are you doing?
Good, thanks. How about you?
I'm doing great, thanks.
It's good to have you on, as you are our first guest of season two, which is great, to be honest.
How does that feel, the first g-
Quite nice, actually.
Yeah.
Dylan did cancel on us, but maybe he's a chaser.
You never know.
Maybe.
I wanted to ask you a few questions before we get into our main thing we're doing with the guests today.
You do a lot of designing with 3D printing stuff, don't you?
Yeah, I actually got something ready right now.
Oh, let's have a look.
Oh, that is sick. It is a 3D printed Mandalorian helmet, everyone.
Can you describe how you made it, Henry?
I got all the files, I put it into my slicer program, I put it on my little card, this little thing here.
Yep.
And then I put it in the printer and just told it to go, and when that was done I stuck it all together, painted it, and yeah, it just-
Yeah.
Now it's finished.
This was bloody good, that is sick.
Put it on, if you can. Oh, here we go.
Oh, that is sick.
Fair plays, Henry. That is cool.
Thank you.
It is cool.
Why do you do this?
Is it- you like to do fun?
Just did it, why not?
Yeah, fair enough. It seems an interesting thing to do. Have you ever made anything else that a Mandalorian helmet?
One second.
Oof.
Oh yes, there it is, a clone helmet. That is lush. Why?
And there is one more thing.
Oh, there's this one. Jesus, I love this. This one, I think.
No!
The legs moves and, yeah, yeah, that is amazing. That is a BD-1 droid, everyone, from Jedi, Fallen Order, Jedi Survivor, from the games.
That is sick.
I'm such a Star Wars fan of that. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. I can't believe it.
Oh, that is so cool.
Well done. Do you find it an easy task to do?
Mostly, yeah, but the painting was a bit annoying on that one. Because I had to get all the details right and that took a while.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
It looks sick. It does look sick.
Any other hobbies before we move on?
I go climbing on Tuesday nights, but it's not on today because it's the summer holidays right now.
I'm missing one.
Good, good, good. Climbing is... I think Dylan does that as well.
Yeah, that's where he met his beloved.
Ah, yes, I've heard about that.
Right. Well, everyone, we've never introduced this before because it's season two and Henry is our first guest, but we will be doing...
I can't have like a... No, I won't say the name, but it's called definitely not the chase, teenager edition.
So, Henry is going to be our guest today. I'm going to be the presenter and we have a chaser who is not revealed yet.
Henry can't even see them.
No, so the instructions will be read out to you guys in a pre-recorded tape in a minute.
Simple, Henry, I think you know the chase really.
Yeah.
Board, blah, blah, blah, runs down. There's going to be two extra squares, so it's going to be a longer quiz because it's only you.
Yeah.
I think you have a good shot of beating this chaser. They're not really the smartest tool in the box, to be honest.
I'm going to get absolutely killed for that.
If the chaser catches you, of course, they win. If you win, you win the prize. Yeah, we'll be giving thousands of dollars away.
Maybe you want 50p. I'm willing to pay power you that, but...
The Chaser
Will Jones as your presenter, Henry Forrest as your guest, and finally, the chaser.
The Instructions
Will has a chase board drawn, and will put the prizes in order.
The guest has to run downwards when the chaser tries to catch them.
You want to join in at home by drawing the chase board with two extra squares.
The school one in the first one minute round goes up, goes three squares down from the top,
and the big prize offered by the chaser goes two squares down from the top,
and the small prize offered by the chaser goes four squares down from the top.
If the chaser catches the guest, the chaser wins. If the guest gets to the end, they walk away with the prize.
Let definitely not the chase teenagers edition begin.
Right, I think it's time to reveal the chaser then. Not yet, chaser, don't reveal yourself yet actually.
Who would you want it to be out of these four?
Would you want it to be Dylan, who sees Spider-Man as a lad?
Jemima, who can't at all times?
Darcy, who cried her way to victory?
Or The Rock, who is about drive and power?
I can't go up against The Rock because he's so... not much needs to be said.
Dylan? Dylan or Darcy, I'm not sure which one I'd pick.
You can't? Interesting. Well, chaser, reveal yourself.
Not the ten that the guest did. Oh.
Oh my god.
I think you can probably guess who it is.
Is it Jemima?
Yeah.
I mean...
Okay, hi Jemima, even though your camera is covered.
Yeah, apparently you can't turn your camera on in the middle of a recording.
What we're recording on?
Don't worry, we'll see you imaginarily.
Yeah. And Will, can I just say, not the smartest tool in the box.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, it was on the script, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.
Anyway, hello chaser Jemima. You will be going up against Henry Forrest today, who is...
Yeah.
...quite the... he is one of the smartest tools in the box.
Yeah. He's like a hammer and I'm like a spanner.
Right, well Henry, the basic stuff first. I need to get my other list out.
The basic stuff first. This is the one minute quiz, this gets you in the middle if you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah.
So, a weed question is worth one thousand... what, one thousand pounds, I was about to say dollars again.
So, I mean, good luck when this thing loads. I will read you the questions.
First of all, actually I want you to get to know each other, first of all.
So, Jemima, ask Henry a question.
What?
Ask Henry a question.
Okay, Henry. What is your favourite animal?
Hmm, well two.
Okay.
Uh, Vox Red Labradors.
Right, I don't know what that is.
It's an orange dog.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And whatever breed my cat is, because I don't really know.
Good, good, good. Enough.
What's your worst injury you've ever had?
Oh, that's quite, that's quite intense.
Um, bruising a bone in my wrist.
Is that it?
Yeah, I'm very, I don't, I've got like, yeah, I've got strong bones well, yeah. That's it.
Fair enough. Well, okay, I have the questions. They're gonna be quite simple obviously because,
basically, you're not answering these.
Right.
I'm just saying, I remember you got the smartest tool in the box, so.
Okay, shush.
I've gotta just warn you.
Uh, but about one minute, okay.
So, just testing. Good.
Okay, Henry, your time starts now.
What kind of fish is Nemo?
Uh, clownfish.
Correct. Who is the youngest Disney princess?
Skip.
Snow White. Who is Ariel's best friend in Little Mermaid?
No clue, Skip.
Flauda.
Flauda?
Which character in Aladdin is blue?
The genie.
Correct. What is the name of the princess in Shrek?
Fiona.
Correct. Which school did Harry Potter attend?
Hogwarts.
Correct. Harry Potter's middle name is what?
James.
Correct. In which Disney princess movie does Tiana play?
Princess and the Frog?
Correct. What kind of animal is Simba?
Uh, lion.
Correct. What kind of pet did Harry Potter have?
Owl.
Correct. What kind of animal is Sonic?
Uh, Hedgehog.
Correct. And that is time up.
Well done, Henry.
Uh, how many was that? Seven?
Eight? Seven.
That's why I was counting it.
Yeah, okay. Seven's not bad.
Seven's bloody good.
Alright, Chaser.
Oh, gosh, yeah.
No. So, let me just get mine.
Definitely lock the chase board up.
I just chugged on some jelly.
Okay. Right.
So, let's put £7,000 in the middle of the board.
Chaser, you could offer Henry Forrest a low amount.
Um...
So, a low amount, £7,000.
What do you think is reasonable?
Um, £2,000.
Okay, interesting.
And a high amount, please?
Uh...
Wait, does it have...
Any number. Any number.
Any number.
Higher than seven?
Um, £9,000.
Whoa, actually.
Okay, fair enough. What?
Okay.
I think I'll stick with the seven.
Stick with the seven?
Yeah.
Stick with the seven. He's not gone boring. He's gone smart.
Right, chaser, it's goddamn up to you now.
Yeah.
Of course, how I will be doing it is there will be a question I ask you
and there will be three choice, multiple choice answers.
Understood?
Yeah.
Good.
Let's get into definitely lock the chase, teenager edition.
Hmm.
Okay. You have ten seconds to answer the question.
When you've answered it, write it down.
Do not cheat, Jemima. I know you won't.
I'm not going to cheat. I'm not going to cheat.
So, Henry, hold it up for me so I know you're not cheating.
Jemima, I mean, I trust you.
So I have to write it down, yeah?
Well, not for you, no.
Oh, okay.
Henry's got it. Good.
Question one.
According to the maker, what is the most popular flavour of Walkers crisps?
A, salt and vinegar, B, seasoned onion, and C, ready salted.
Jemima, you answer second, bud.
Yeah.
Which one was salt and vinegar?
A.
Henry's gone A.
I'm also going A.
Going A.
The correct answer is B, seasoned onion.
What? Really?
Yeah, yeah. No movement there.
What the hell's the answer?
I thought it was the easiest question.
Anyway.
What building, oh, building, what building is home to the London Philharmonic Orchestra?
Is it A, Royal College of Music, B, Royal Festival Hall, or C, Royal College Hall?
Henry's gone for C.
Chaser?
A.
The correct answer is B, Royal Festival Hall.
No movement again.
Ready.
Next question.
Flammable air was an early name for which gas?
Is it A, hydrogen, B, oxygen, or C, nitrogen?
Chaser?
Um, B.
B.
The correct answer is A, hydrogen.
That is a point to Henry.
So he moves down one spot. Chaser?
Duffman.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know why I'm the chaser. I don't know whose great idea this was, Will.
You lost the Fort Life fashion show.
I love these kids.
Next question.
What country has the highest life expectancy?
Is it A, Greece,
B, Sweden,
or C, Hong Kong?
Henry has gone with B. Chaser?
C.
The correct answer is C, Hong Kong.
Yes.
Chase is moving.
I think I know.
Next question.
Pink ladies and Granny Smiths are types of what fruit?
Is it A, orange,
B, apples,
or C, melons?
Chaser?
B.
The correct answer is B.
So you've both got it right. Well done.
I'll just move you both. I don't know if you do.
We're moving you both in.
Chase.
So, next question.
Yeah. I like this question.
How many years ago was Spider-Man created?
Is it A, four years,
B, three years,
or C, six years?
We've all got that.
Yes, three seconds left.
Chaser?
B.
The correct answer is B.
Both right. Congratulations.
You're both moving. You're both moving. You're hot on your tail, Chaser.
Hot on your tail.
Next question.
What song did Alex C, Alex Clooney, sing in episode 12 of season one?
Was it A, Blinding Lights,
B, Batman theme,
or C, Wonderwall?
Time's long sticking.
I can just imagine him singing that.
That'd be Alex, wouldn't it?
Chase up.
C.
The correct answer is C.
Both move.
Emry, you are three spots away on the finish line.
Really?
That's pretty good.
Yeah, we're going to sing through.
Joanne, what are you saying?
I'm not saying anything.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I think she is.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
It's suspicious.
Right.
Next question.
What was our first topic in our first episode?
Was it A, children names,
B, no topic at all,
or C, diet?
Time's ticking.
How long ago was your first episode?
Oh, God, it was December.
December the 20th, around that.
Chase up.
C.
The correct answer is C, diet.
Congratulations.
Was that because we just learnt it in biology?
That was my idea, yes.
Yeah.
I don't know if you knew that, Jemima,
but we learnt it in biology at the time.
No, I didn't, but here we are.
Next question.
Which Cluedo character,
no, which is the Cluedo character?
A, Mrs Orchard,
B, Dr J Wood,
or C, Mrs White?
Chase her.
C.
Oh, wow.
The correct answer is C, Mrs White.
She was removed from Cluedo, wasn't she?
If I can remember, from the recent Cluedos.
So the chaser moves.
And Mrs Orchard is close to Mrs Orchard,
who is the pink lady in the games, in the ballgame.
Next question.
Who was the Spanish waiter in the TV show Faulty Towers?
Was it A, Pedro,
B, Javier,
or C, Manuel?
Chase her.
B.
The correct answer is C.
Emmerich, one spot away from taking the first,
definitely not the Chase crown.
How many spots away from me?
Three spots away from you,
or from the finish line?
So three from you.
Same.
Ooh, OK.
Next question.
How many goals did newly recovered Will,
so me, score last season?
Was it A, 11,
B, 23,
or C, six?
Chase her.
Uh, D.
The correct answer is, by the way, everyone,
Henry went for A.
The correct answer is A.
It is A. Congratulations, Henry.
You are the first, definitely not the Chase champion.
Congratulations.
I will make sure I give you a healthy sum of 50p
if you technically take home seven grand.
Congratulations.
Well done, Henry.
You absolutely smashed the Chaser.
We would love to have you back one day.
It was great having you.
Do I mind if you have any more questions to ask the champion?
I just want to ask, how does it feel to have won the first episode
of Definitely Not the Chase on the Student Community News podcast?
You know, it feels really wonderful, you know,
because I'm going to use this money to do some really great things, you know.
I'm going to give half of it to charity,
half of it's going to go to refurbishing the bathroom,
and yeah.
Yeah, so you've got 25p for each.
That's quite good.
Yeah, yeah.
Congratulations, Henry.
Give it a round of applause at home for Henry Fornis.
I'm glad you asked me to clap.
That's it, yeah.
Thanks, Henry.
Go, go.
Give it over to Future Will and Future Jemima for rounding up the episode.
Bye, future Will and future Jemima.
I'd like to interrupt this recording to promote our Sunday content.
This season's Sunday content is terrible fashion trends,
which are coming back into fashion.
It's all a laugh, so check it out.
Thank you.
So, Jemima, how was that?
Henry Fornis.
Good guess.
Oh, it was great, yeah.
I really enjoyed it.
I bet you guys didn't guess it was going to be me the chaser.
I mean, I didn't sign up to be the chaser against a guy
that is significantly smarter than me, Will Jones.
You lost the full night fashion show.
You lost...
Yeah.
What did you lose?
You lost the...
I lost the...
You lost the cups.
Yeah.
And then there was...
And the colourful tie-overs.
If you don't know, me and Will last night, we were at a tour
and we were planning out the episode, and we had a bit of an argument
about who we should be the chaser against, Henry.
And we decided to do a series of challenges to decide,
and I lost, so I was the chaser.
Which Will isn't letting go.
He thinks he's all this and all that.
And then, Will, can I just say...
Yeah.
I'm still a bit annoyed about the
you're not the brightest tool in the toolbox.
Like...
Wait.
Will, I've got a lot of common sense out of you, though.
Well, say that to your second place medal.
So, sorry.
You lost.
Sorry.
It's the taking part that counts.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Congratulations on that, though.
Henry, congratulations.
Great guess, great guess.
His 3D printing was very interesting.
Did you see that?
Yes, yes, I did.
Yeah, I was watching.
Everyone, you don't understand.
So just picture a Stormtrooper hat,
if you don't know Star Wars or a Clone Trooper hat.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blimmin' amazing.
Exactly like that, 3D printed.
You could get flipping fooled.
You could get...
Sell that on the internet for the same amount as a normal helmet would cost.
It is beautiful.
It looks great.
And then he's got a droid.
Great talent.
And he just finds it fun.
I mean, I've bought something so...
That would be mind-boggling for my brain.
I couldn't.
It's quite...
Let's move on to a quick shout out to The Run,
aka definitely not the Chase Teenager Edition.
Do you like that?
Do you like that, Jemima?
Oh, I love that.
That's kind of like a game show type feel to it,
because we've done quizzes, but never something as official as that.
I mean, wow.
If you guys want to see more of our spin-off game shows,
we've got a few ideas.
I mean, we could do...
Points more instead of points less.
Yeah?
Who wants to be a billionaire?
What?
Well, who doesn't want to be?
Yeah, we've got so many options.
Thank you for just giving your support, everyone.
It's much appreciated.
Ta-da.
Bye.
That was Siri.
Siri just spoke to me.
Sorry.
Bye.
Bye, guys.
Oh, darling, Siri.
What are you doing?
What's an alphabet?