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Hello, I'm Will Jones.

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And I'm Jemima McVitie.

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Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how

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to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.

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So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or

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an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.

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And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your

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tales of teenagers.

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So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.

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Hello!

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Hola!

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Ciao!

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Bonjour!

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And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series 2, episode 7.

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Episode 7!

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Okay.

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What about?

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Uh, episode 6.

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Yeah, yeah, you said episode 7.

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Episode 7 on Friday night?

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Yep.

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Later than usual?

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Later than usual.

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Yeah, it is 9.35 as we're recording.

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That is probably the latest we're recording.

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No.

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No, we recorded like 10 once in an absolute emergency, but this is, yeah, late.

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This is quite late.

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One small while we have a few announcements to start off with.

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We have a listener request.

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They want, well, at the end of the season, the review episode, we'll call it then, I

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shall be, will be, and I shall sing to you guys, what is it called?

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Looked on a feeling, yes, by Pernod Swede.

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There you go.

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Because he did in a singing contest back in series 1 episode 12.

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And, oh, well, it's a popular choice because he did the ba-ba-da-bums as well.

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And so he's going to, we're doing it again, but you've got to wait till the end of the

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season for it.

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Yes, got to wait.

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Sorry, that is episode 7 of August, huh?

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Don't want to do the maps, I'm on holidays then.

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19 episode week.

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19 episode, no, no, no, no.

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Oh, God.

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19 episode week.

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What?

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Another announcement, yes, this draws me to another page now.

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Talking about season 3 right now.

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Now, I've told Jemima a lot of this stuff.

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Season 3, we've got to plan ahead, obviously, and hopefully if we get there and it's staying

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strong, successful, we might add a few more features for you guys.

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Maybe opening it to a new podcast platform, for example, Apple podcast, Apple music.

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Podcast and iHeartRadio are our next destinations, hopefully.

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Yes.

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By the end of this season.

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Hopefully you're enjoying it on Google for listing there.

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That's a popular platform, of course, Spotify and actually Alexa enabled devices are quite

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popular.

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So, good to see.

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Fancy.

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Yeah, fancy.

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Right, Alexa for good night podcast.

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So feature we want to add is drop a tip.

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No, she'd like the anyway.

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I'll turn on.

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This is when we answer questions like my boyfriend is always on a trip and he isn't messaging

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me.

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Is he cheating on me?

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And then we give our opinion on it.

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That's why it's called drop tip.

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You get it.

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So we're going to be finding questions.

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Maybe you guys are sending a question.

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If you do, please do it.

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We'll answer it.

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For example, like I just gave it.

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Yeah.

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Postronum's opinion on that, Jemima.

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Quick little Easter egg.

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Probably not going to lie to you.

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Probably.

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Unless he's like really busy.

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Well, it kind of depends how much you trust him, but not texting you.

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Bit dodgy really, isn't it?

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Yeah, and then what if you find him posting other things on his, let's say, social media

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accounts, Instagram.

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Immediately.

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River Girl or just him enjoying life.

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Don't make a hassle of it.

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Chill.

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Chill.

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A few more things is when we rate food things.

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For example, hot dog, which is going to be a big topic in today's episode.

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So we say it's overrated or underrated and a few more other things which we reveal near

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the end of this season, obviously, will be done next season.

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So the week, Jemima, how's it gone for you?

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Well, when we were called last Tuesday, was it?

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I don't remember what I said on Tuesday, kind of a long time ago now, but it's good.

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It's good.

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I got a haircut today and we came on to record and I said to Elvira and I said, Will, do

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you like my haircut?

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And he said, I didn't even notice a difference.

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I don't repair attention to my hair usually.

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No, I can't.

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I can't see it.

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So if, like, yeah.

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Or, but was it enjoyable the rest of the week except that little bit from me?

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Oh, yeah, very enjoyable.

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Actually, it's the holiday.

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So, you know, it's nice.

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I got to start getting back into cello practice and stuff.

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I've got to crack into that next week, probably.

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Well, I have to, Will.

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Can't get out of practice, can I?

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Well, learning the cello is really worth it.

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Yes.

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No.

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Well, as you can see, Will is very supportive of my life.

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I'm more, come on, maybe, well, no, I did teach you how to play football.

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I taught you how to play in gold, didn't I?

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Yeah, you did.

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You did.

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The good days.

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Goal saving.

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I mean, you were a decent keeper.

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I could say I do a better job myself, but, you know.

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Well, yeah, but then again, football is your best sport.

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Football is not my best sport.

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Well, you know, it was fun while we did it.

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And the past week?

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I don't know.

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I don't know, really.

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Yeah, pretty good.

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Other than that, just average.

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My brother's in Devon with his friends still getting back tomorrow, so it'll be nice to

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see you.

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Devon.

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Devon, yeah.

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Holiday home with his friends.

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Devon.

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Devon.

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Devon.

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It's like totally down.

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It's down.

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It's down.

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It's down.

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Oh, it's down.

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Oh, so you mean the edge of England, like the little boob of it, you could say.

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Yeah, like, look.

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Like, so your hair, it's like.

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Willowden.

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OK, I got it.

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Well.

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So, yeah, how's your week been, Will?

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Well, I'm not going to draw on with the Tuesday and Wednesday.

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Maybe Wednesday.

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Well, I did stay up till one o'clock.

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Yeah, to watch Chelsea.

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I think I mentioned this maybe.

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Five-nil.

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We won against Wrexham.

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Successful result, let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Well, you'd think so against a club called Wrexham.

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Who ever's heard of that?

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Everyone.

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Do you know who their owners are?

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Well, what the.

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Ryan Reynolds.

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Place, Deadpool.

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You don't know who Ryan Reynolds is.

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I do know Ryan Reynolds.

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Well, why is he coaching a bit more?

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He's not coaching.

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He's the owner.

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He owns the club.

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What?

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So he doesn't actually, like, do anything.

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He just owns it.

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He owns it.

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It's a bit random of him, isn't it?

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It's him and Ben Foster who are the faces of the club.

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Of course, the other owner who I'm going to pretend I didn't forget his name.

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But yeah, we won five-nil.

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Ian Mattson got two goals.

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The third goal was scored by Connor Gallagher.

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The fourth goal was scored by Christopher Nkuku.

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And the fourth, no, the fifth goal even was scored by Ben Chihuahua.

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That was a lovely goal.

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Lovely intertwined play with him and Angelo Gabriel.

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Well, I'm not going to break it to you.

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I don't want to.

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But the listeners, I'm sure most of them don't care.

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They'll be for you.

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But come on, Will.

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If you're Chelsea's supporter, I blimmin' love you.

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Blimmin' love you.

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If you're a Spurs supporter, seriously, go see a psychologist.

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That is...

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No, no, no.

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He still loves you.

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He loves all the listeners.

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I do love you all.

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What happened?

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Well, I'll say what happened today.

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I went to a restaurant today in our city.

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I do have a menu up, blah, blah, blah.

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But for my starter, I had some meatballs.

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It was really nice.

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Some really like meatballs in this chickpea sauce.

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I didn't toast a chickpea sauce.

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It looked horrible.

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And then I had swordfish, though I made, which is...

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What would you say swordfish looked like?

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Like, what did it?

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I'd pitch like a fish.

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It's quite pointy.

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It's like quite...

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You've got like the head here that goes out and it goes into a little point.

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So what I had was probably a smaller piece.

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This is like my hand.

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Maybe a bit bigger.

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And it did have like a bit of a coming in at the end.

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So if you picture my fingers, they kind of go in compared to the rest of my hand.

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Yes.

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And it was like that.

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And it was really nice.

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Actually, it was kind of the texture of like a steak or something.

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Then it tasted like...

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Bitch.

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Is that a word?

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Tasted?

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Tasted.

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Tasted.

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It just sounds like a word that wouldn't be real.

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I think that's really it for my week.

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But someone else's week, Logan Paul was engaged.

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Do you know who Logan Paul is?

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Vy Gray, isn't he?

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Isn't he like a gay man?

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Is that him?

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Oh my gosh.

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He's in collaboration with KSI for Prime.

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Who are the split because of Prime and the process of Arsenal.

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You know, they got engaged the other day, which was...

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They've been together for just under a year, I think.

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Give it a few.

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But I wouldn't get married for a good six years.

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Maybe 10.

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10 years seems good.

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If you see someone at 20, then you marry at no.

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Eight years.

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Right.

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Listen, right.

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Shout out to Will's future girlfriend.

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Do you have to wait eight years until he's going to propose to you?

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Fuck.

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No.

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Do you know those old Snapchat filters?

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Yes.

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I just heard about them.

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Some of you snap with a bowl.

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I obviously thought they were my bae.

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I didn't know they were a bowl Snapchat.

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And then I looked through all of the filters and you can get Minecraft villagers.

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And kissing and you're like in a FaceTime picture.

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I actually have a few of my standard as well.

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And you get a lock of your brick.

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And you've got the music tracks on like...

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Did you know they had this?

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No.

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No, I didn't.

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I'm quite new with Snapchat.

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Just a reminder to everyone, Will is awful with technology.

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I'm just imagining you sitting in your living room, scrolling through these Snapchat filters,

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finding what you're just thinking.

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What would I never think of?

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Yeah.

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Before we get into our first topic, I'd like to say a quote.

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It is during our darkest moment that we must focus to see the light.

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That was said by Aris Toll.

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Do you know what I was thinking?

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But I really like this quote.

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Come on.

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It's during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

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All right.

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Thank you.

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I have a quote.

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I'm covered.

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I'm really not.

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It's just why my whale noise is something that I feel proud of.

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Take the Instagram to see Will talk her by him listening to whale noises at night.

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Yeah.

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Unroll scroll, you want?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I love a cram roll scroll.

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A gud roll.

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Right.

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Scrolling away.

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I'm not sure about that one.

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That's a bit cheating, Sam.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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It was a bland.

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It was bland.

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I bought the same one from Marlstein.

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Yeah, do it again.

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That's just a random screenshot that I can't show you.

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We're not having very good luck with this today.

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Oh, well, that's just that's just that's a picture from the Instagram.

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Hang on.

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You guys already know what that is.

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When you see us on the Instagram, you'll be like, oh, my gosh, is that Will's hair?

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And you'll be like, oh, my gosh, is this Jemima's forehead?

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Because yes, it is.

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It is massive.

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Let me tell you that.

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What?

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It's a lot.

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We don't we don't look like that anymore at all.

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We both look like.

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We look more chill.

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I got a little screenshot here of them, some full night weapon.

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I think it might have my in my camera roll.

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I was looking for one.

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I received a gift from walk more.

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This is.

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That's that.

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Oh, my God.

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That's the end.

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That's the end.

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We're going to get into what's this episode.

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So thank you for sending me that gift on the 23rd of June.

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Twenty twenty one, I think it was.

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We're having a big day.

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Big day.

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Right.

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So the next topic in this is aimed at me, but a question to you.

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Answer.

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What are you still looking at?

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You seem to have said.

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Picture and you're sitting there.

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We're chilling on shirtless.

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Why?

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I don't know.

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But I was my rebellious age.

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I'm a question for you.

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Yes.

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Question.

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Have you always wanted to ask me what you wish you knew about me?

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God, there's so much.

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I'm a bit not to be asked on this trick.

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Oh, right.

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That's quite a question to think about.

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Um.

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What were your.

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Well, it's a very you probably can't remember.

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It was a very long time ago.

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I'll chase the question if you can't.

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What's your first impression of me?

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Were you first at me?

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But I tried to answer this.

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But my first impression, I don't even I don't even remember knowing you.

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Actually, I knew you were my class, but I remember knowing.

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I don't remember when we started when we became friends.

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I have no idea.

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Yeah.

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When we were proper friends.

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I remember the only person I remember from joining in the first year I joined the ginger one.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I remember.

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I remember.

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Actually, and I won't say his name.

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You won't remember him.

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He like green.

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This is this may give you the head.

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And then you like green, was he like green?

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No, he's all right.

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I thought about him.

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Love me.

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I went to his house.

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If he found us to play.

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We were in a year two or three, and we played Star Wars Battlefront two.

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The Star Wars Battlefront one, which is a 16 rated game.

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What are you doing here to in case people don't know?

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Aren't you?

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You're in your sense.

406
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seven? Yeah, six or seven. Yes. And how about, okay, this is all, yeah, this all makes sense

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now. Yeah, you would be six wouldn't you? Yeah. Ten years off. Ten years off. Yeah,

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well, I don't know Will. Yeah, I don't really remember meeting you either. I just- I actually

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don't remember knowing you. Me neither. Yeah, in the VR we met. And then I don't remember

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you. I actually do remember you because you were friends with the girl I was going out

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with. Yeah. You were friends, I remember you in that year. It came over to that, I remember

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you in that year as well. Then year five we kind of became colleagues. We had a business

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didn't we? We had like pounds. I can't find that. Okay, here's a little throwback everyone.

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Me and Will used to go around trying to sell people things. It started off like, yeah,

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like pounds and stuff and then it went to like, well, we'd pick up like, we'd get people

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some rubbish that they didn't want anymore and we'd like sell it to them. Like, we got

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like, what? You had stolen a plastic fork from somewhere or something and you sold it

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to like this random year six for like a- for a different piece of junk. We had like a business.

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So VR World have always been quite- we've always made like businesses like this and

420
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this led us to a podcast. So here we are. We've had so many ideas. We had of course

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this little business. I call it the pound business. We had a few more other businesses

422
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between then and then we had our most drastic, the most embarrassing women. Right, I'm not

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going to say I am there because we're in the podcast. We've got to be honest. We had

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Harry Potter play. This was Will's idea, that's the one. I feel like it was my idea. It was.

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And then we'd be going up in this, in this little- it was a big room after chairs, let's

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say, and a very small space to actually act. And we'd grab it a few people in our gear

427
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and oh my gosh, I have a few recordings on my phone.

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Do I? It's crap.

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It stinks. I remember I was by the little door. I wasn't even out of the direct or

430
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did I? I had to call in and I kept looking my head in. It was on run, we were even. That

431
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was a draft of Brandon. We cut in there. What were you going to say?

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I was going to say that in one of the recordings, one of the people in our gear was like, well,

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you've got to say action. Well, well, Pops is heading us. Action.

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And then about five seconds later he pops back and like, what are we doing? Five seconds

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into the scene.

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And then we had our other drastic project, which again, I was worried about there, the

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Dojo.

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I forgot about that.

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Dojo is, now if you know what the Dojo is, we gathered all on this little piece of grass

440
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and me, Dwyma, did that dinner and then we had someone else or not? It was just us two.

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I think it was us two.

442
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Yeah. And then we kind of gathered up, but I told these two to do some actions or do

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some Cobra Kai action poses. You know the show Cobra Kai, right? Or Rati Good. Do some

444
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:18,000
of those actions. And then we had like a whole Dojo rig. Dwyma versus Dylan. Dylan had some

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R punches. Dwyma got bruises on her arms. I remember her saying, did she quit? I was

446
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like, oh, you're crazy. And we were all gathered on like that.

447
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:38,960
Yeah, but think about it. I was, I was being forced to fight Dylan Finnett. Who? Just saying.

448
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He is, no offence Dylan if you're listening. You're not the strongest, but, but I'm considering

449
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at the time, I'm like not a violent person. I'm very sarcastic. I can be very rude if

450
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I want to be, but I would natter like physically hurt someone. So I, I didn't know what I was

451
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doing. And I came out of these things with bruises on my legs and arms to the point,

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to the absolute point that my mum asked me what is going on. But don't worry. We quit

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that one because we figured it wasn't going to be too good. And just another little point

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on that one. Um, we also went bowling me when in Dylan, because our plan wasn't actually

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to do the bowling. We played bowling, which we'll won by miles and Dylan beat me by one

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point. Um, um, we, we played the bowling, but the real reason we went to this is because

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Will wanted to practice, practice some karate in the kids' soft area. Yeah. Yeah. So it

458
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was just, was it your, your grandparents took us bowling wasn't it Will? Yeah. And your

459
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:15,040
granddad, um, he tried to get us in and he was like, Oh, come on. They're not too old.

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And we're considering, I was two years over the age limit at the time. Um, the points

461
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:25,920
were one year over the age limit. Um, because I'm quite a lot older than both of them. Um,

462
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and then, um, and yeah, Will was like really early, he's born in March. Um, March baby,

463
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always the best. Okay. Um, and then the people were like, Oh, well, sorry, we're closing

464
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now anyway. I will literally turn around and goes, what an absolute ripoff we paid to come

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here. And then I'm like, look at this, I said, I will always have a fun old argument with

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this granddad about trying to get us in when this granddad couldn't. Well, I really wanted

467
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to do a whole ring fight, you know, I have a planet, baby, he just, I think we had a

468
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:05,960
good bowling session. Yeah, it was pretty good. We should do bowling and gallast reference.

469
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:15,040
Um, Dylan, if you're going to get him next time, one point. Yeah. Well, gosh, we, we

470
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,920
haven't gotten to our topic. We've got way off topic and we're really, how, we're probably

471
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,960
really far away. Literally we've lifted, we don't usually do this. Oh, we don't, I've

472
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:31,680
enjoyed it though. So yeah. So it's like, never throw back. The thing we record on doesn't

473
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,440
say how long we've been recording, which really bugs me because our old one didn't. No, this

474
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one does. It does. It says 25 minutes. She's the guest and I'm the host. Right. I think

475
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,520
we'll get onto our big topic. I miss that one of our smaller topics. This is what I

476
00:25:49,520 --> 00:26:02,120
meant by hot dog. Now the great debate this week, it's a hot dog sandwich. So Jemima will

477
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:08,920
be taking the agree route. Why should we taking the disagree route? Um, agree starts first.

478
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:19,600
Okay. Now I'm going to make this very official. A reason, well reasons why hot dogs are sandwiches.

479
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:28,920
My first point is the definition of a sandwich is two or more slices of bread or a roll with

480
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thinning. Now a hot dog is only, is a roll with a thinning, the thinning being the sausage.

481
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So if you take the definition of a sandwich, it slides right in there smooth as butter.

482
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And that's my first point. I only got two points because I'm, I'm kind of arguing for

483
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the side that no one agrees with. But my second point of why a hot dog is definitely a sandwich,

484
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:12,000
well don't laugh at me, is right here we go. Will, it is believed that Charles Feldman,

485
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:18,160
the maker of the hot dog intended to create a sandwich when he first put a Frankfurter

486
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:24,440
in a bunge. So what he was trying to do is he was trying to make a sandwich with Frankfurter,

487
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:29,480
but it came out as a hot dog does. So, you know, it's still a sandwich because that's

488
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:39,560
what he was making. Yeah. Well, she's hushed. So that's my point. So yeah, very good. I

489
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:45,160
know. Right over to you Will. Sorry. That kind of, that was an absolute bunch of wolf.

490
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:51,120
Anyway, I'll get into my good solid points credit to Atlantic.com for most of this information.

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To qualify the sandwich, it must consist of two exterior pieces that are either separate

492
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:05,280
or mostly separated and mostly separated and the hot dog does not. There you go. And you'll

493
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say a roll and then something in the middle. No, but that's a roll. A roll is a roll.

494
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,000
Listen to me Will. A sandwich is two pieces of bread with fillings in it slapped together.

495
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You're telling me that you've never gone to, like, gone to your parents, gone to your grandparents

496
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:29,720
and said, please can you make me a sandwich? And if they gave you a roll with some butter

497
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,760
and have in it, you wouldn't go, no, no, this is not a sandwich. This is a roll. I don't

498
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:42,640
want to ask, when I ask sandwiches, they know straight to, oh my gosh, straight away, straight

499
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:48,560
away that they, that I just want a basic bread on bread with cheese or ham in the middle.

500
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When I say a roll and I get, I get rolls and sandwiches every single day after school in

501
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,760
my little pack lunch box. And when my grandma says, oh, we've got a roll for you today.

502
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:08,520
I don't even know. Don't they like bring it in your car for you? No. Yeah, well, not

503
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,520
I'm telling you, no, but I call her and it'll squash and cheese and maybe the next...

504
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:22,520
Do you know what I do? What? I get home from school and I go and I do it for myself because

505
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:32,600
I'm 14 and so are you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But just, just don't... Listen, I'm

506
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:38,840
not lazy and I do act lazy. Yes. But if I need to do something, I will do it. I tell

507
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:44,040
you this, if you want to marry me, God damn, I will do the work because I'll be winning

508
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:49,520
on what you're doing. Well, we're starting off topic again. What is with us today? Go

509
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:57,440
with it. Actually, I won't drift on that topic because that one's quite wrong. But the whole

510
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,680
assemblage must have a primarily horizontal orientation. So it's sitting flush with a

511
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:17,640
plate rather than perpendicular. Tell me what that means in English. But... So it can't...

512
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:22,120
I don't really know to be honest. I just thought the listeners would know what it means. Yeah.

513
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:28,680
Well, everyone... Yeah. Tell us what it means. So you could say at the end of my point, a

514
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:34,360
burger is a sandwich and Oreo's sandwich. If you think about it, two pieces with a filling

515
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:39,440
in the middle. Think of a burger, two pieces with a filling in the middle. This is according

516
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,960
to the science sandwich index. All of this information. There you go. Science sandwich

517
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:52,040
index. I never knew that was true. I was quite astounded. Yeah. No, I do agree with Will,

518
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,000
to be honest. I agree with Will, but I don't think that a hot dog is a sandwich because

519
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,000
it's a hot dog. Come on, everyone. We're net people. Yeah. Just look at it. It doesn't

520
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:12,720
look like a sandwich to you? No. Yeah. What's with you all, John? If you put sausages in

521
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:20,160
a two pieces of bread, that's called a sausage bag, don't you call it? Yeah. Or a sandwich,

522
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,280
sausage sandwich. He doesn't look like some of them. I know he does. I've been to our

523
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:34,760
place and he gets them a lot. Yeah, that's not a hot dog, is it? Hot dogs are one thing

524
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,880
in the middle of a little bun that kind of goes around it. Think of it... That's very

525
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:47,080
sexual. Think of it as a key inserted into a lock. There you go. You don't have anything

526
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:53,760
flattened on top of it. It's just a key inserted into a lock. There you go. That's happy. Thank

527
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:59,520
you. I won the debate this week and yes, we try to fit in a nice healthy debate every

528
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,240
single week. Depends on the day. So you've got... Oh, no. I've had this one. Oh, my

529
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:16,160
God. Is it broken? I don't know. It doesn't have a screen sneever on it. I haven't really

530
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:25,000
any chance to whip it on. A screen saver, then? Have you ever thought of a bird stared

531
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:35,240
up? What? A bird stared up. You know birds that sit on a porch every day or sit on your

532
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:41,840
fence every day? Pigeon and that over the pigeon nuts there. They stare each other down.

533
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:51,160
Down, down, down, down. Like, by the way. Have you ever thought that? I just thought in the

534
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,920
middle of the day, you just look at them out there and you know, that's a Western stand

535
00:32:54,920 --> 00:33:00,800
down. Who's going to win? And then one of them flies off. You're like, okay, that one.

536
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:07,800
That one is the winner. No, you don't. I could not lie. I have never looked out my window.

537
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,400
Saw two birds staring at each other and go, oh, who's going to win them? Who's going to

538
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:16,320
win the staring contest? Who's going to blink first? Oh, like, no, Will. No, I've got a

539
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:30,440
life. Okay. That's me. That's me. But I understand. I just sometimes when I'm a bit bored, I have

540
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:37,600
the pigeons, sometimes both of them fly away. Something I thought I ended with. My night

541
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:43,200
terrors. You know, I just thought I'd bring these up again. I did find myself on the other

542
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:50,320
side of the bed today with my pillow with me. I don't know what happened. I don't know.

543
00:33:50,320 --> 00:34:01,160
For some reason, uh, I just grabbed my teddy. Um, Pikachu here was all the way over there

544
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:06,160
on the other side of the bed as well. He was floating around, I'm guessing. Don't worry,

545
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:13,760
my friend. Don't ask what happened. Uh, he, yeah, I have weird night terrors if you didn't

546
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:23,760
know everyone. I, when I went to Spain, Madrid, lovely place. Um, I did have a lot of earth

547
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:31,840
or club night terrors. Terrors for everyone else. That's how I get video footage. Yeah,

548
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:38,520
this video footage of Will on the bus literally like going, like screaming and whimpering

549
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:44,040
and they took videos of him sleeping. Cause honestly, um, once again, shout out to Will's

550
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,760
future wife. You're getting a lot of shout outs today. I'm sorry for you if you have

551
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:56,920
to share a room with him. He is the noisiest guy. He can't shut his mouth. Um, I'll name

552
00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:04,920
a few things I do. I point at people. It turns out I snore heavily and the main one, which

553
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:13,120
it's hard to believe, PIV says, um, this, this happened. I turned up in the middle of

554
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:20,840
the night with Mark Goldbridge playing on my phone and I was, I was, I was holding and

555
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:26,480
I had an eye mask on and I had multiple sleeping tablets. So I don't think I'm faking this.

556
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,720
He was playing on and then someone took it away from me. I think, I think it was PIV

557
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:36,280
took it away from me and I asked him back. Apparently I was like, give me Mark. Give

558
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:47,000
me Mark. Um, I have various things to hear about. I got to find a few of these videos

559
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,800
and follow and post on Instagram because oh my goodness, they could be the creepies if

560
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:59,320
you watched them. Then it happened, happened again when I was at PIV's house with Candodo

561
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:05,360
and I was crying. I roped onto Candodo's bed. That's why I found myself when I woke

562
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,360
up and then you...

563
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:15,600
But Will, when you're at home, like, don't, if you're like, do you like sleep walk?

564
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,600
I wouldn't say walk properly, like walk around the house. I think I'd sleep, um, baby walk,

565
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,600
like look for a few centimetres or metres and then clap.

566
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,640
Didn't you get back into bed?

567
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640
I don't know. I think...

568
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:32,240
You should set up a camera one night in your room so you can see what you do in the night.

569
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:37,320
Yeah, that's, that would be a good idea. It doesn't, it doesn't usually happen at home.

570
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:45,120
That's why I have the whale noises to help me snooze, to help me snooze off to sleep.

571
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:53,240
I feel... it's a healthy habit apparently. It shows that you've got an active brain.

572
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:58,760
Active in the bed is smooth.

573
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,760
That was, that was like...

574
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:05,440
No, I am, I'm not active in the bed. Think about it. Think about it.

575
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,320
No, I'm not active in the bed.

576
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,960
Yeah, yeah, very active in the bed, moving on.

577
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Oh, you're so wild.

578
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:16,320
I do, that's it. I think that's it, unless you want to have one quick question at the

579
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,320
end.

580
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,320
Yeah, go on.

581
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:25,720
Which TV show or movie would you want to come true in real life?

582
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:32,080
Sorry, I just realised I was sitting in silence. That's not very good. Everyone will think

583
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080
they're podcast broke.

584
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:42,360
Um... um...

585
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,480
Well it's because you're saying more than family.

586
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,480
What are you?

587
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480
Which TV show?

588
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,480
Probably words.

589
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,480
I'm gonna say...

590
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,480
I don't know.

591
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,480
Hmm, actually no, I would say...

592
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:52,480
Well, I don't know.

593
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,480
Probably...

594
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,480
Come on, I already picked up.

595
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,480
Yeah.

596
00:37:55,480 --> 00:38:06,840
Yeah, Harry Potter, yeah. It would be awesome, wouldn't it?

597
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,920
Why don't you just twizzling along to Hogwarts? Like...

598
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:18,840
Like, we're muggles and then they come and choose us. How special would he be?

599
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:30,280
Um... for me, it would even be Spider-Man, Modern Family, where are our plots, Coppidynasty,

600
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,440
then this shit.

601
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:38,480
So, I'm so confused about Coppidynasty at this point. I need to read you the... I just

602
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,680
need to reorganise my thoughts about it, to be honest.

603
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,680
What? What? What are you...

604
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,960
I'm confused about everything!

605
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,920
The new one or the old one, I...

606
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,560
The end of the old one just buckled me. I'm confused.

607
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,560
To winning, go over.

608
00:38:56,560 --> 00:39:02,880
Okay, we'll go over that later, but thank you everyone for listening. It's been a confusing

609
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,880
episode. I personally enjoyed it while recording. If you're a consistent listener and you like

610
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,840
to have it all structured out for you today, it's probably not the episode for you, but

611
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:18,560
you know I've enjoyed it. And it was an absolute shambles, but it's been very fun.

612
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,720
Yeah thank you everyone, and the reason it probably isn't absolute shambles is because

613
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:26,720
it is now 10.15, so me and Willa, we've been awake for a long time and I... they were still

614
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:31,000
starting to... yeah, it was funny, very funny, but we just couldn't settle the topic. So

615
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,560
sorry if you wanted to hear a structured argument. Yeah, you didn't get it. Sorry.

616
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:41,480
Yup. I guess I've got to say only one thing. Bye bye from me. Ta-da!

617
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,480
Bye bye from me. Ta-da!

618
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:48,480
Bye bye from me.

