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Hello, I'm Will Jones.

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And I'm Jumaimah McVitie.

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Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how

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to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.

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So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or

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an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.

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And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your

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tales of teenagers.

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So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.

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Hello.

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Ah.

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Ciao.

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Bonjour.

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And welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode six.

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Yeah.

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We're back.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Yeah.

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We're here.

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What day is it?

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Tuesday?

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Tuesday is it?

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Yes, Tuesday.

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Losing track of the days in the summer holiday, honestly.

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Doesn't really matter what day it is, but here we are.

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We're ready to go.

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We're pumped for this episode, aren't we Will?

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Yeah, we're pumped, all right.

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Had a few issues behind the scenes.

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We won't get into that, but you know what?

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We're still here with the positivity.

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So yeah.

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We're still here with the positivity.

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We're still here with the positivity.

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I just want to say, you guys know if you're wondering about special guests, we are trying.

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There will be one shortly.

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We are going to get one.

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We're just having a major crisis about special guests.

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If there's anyone we've had on before that you absolutely loved and you want back, let

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us know because we'll get them back.

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Yeah.

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What does one think?

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Yeah.

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I hate seeing you know who you are.

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We want you back.

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Well, that's me.

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That's terrible.

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I like you.

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Well, let's carry on.

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I need to promote the Instagram go ahead, do you remember?

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Okay, everyone.

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This is the new thing every time.

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I feel like this is my new thing in the podcast.

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Like was, it's my me promoting the Instagram.

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The Instagram is doing pretty well.

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We've got some different kind of posts up on it and you guys are, you're doing good

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with the likes but I'm still saying it.

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The post about getting it to 100 likes about doing the relationship advice and podcast

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for well, it's only at about eight likes.

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Now, aces are I don't know how far away from 100 but a lot.

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So.

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9 to 6.

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9 to 6.

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Okay, so anyway, yeah.

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So can you please like that?

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Thank you very much.

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We've got some, we've got some posts of Will's dogs going up there.

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Molly Musk did extremely well but then they kind of disappeared.

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The post disappeared.

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We've got another one up but it's not doing quite so well.

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So if you guys want to kind of check that out, it would be much appreciated.

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So yeah, like the Instagram, follow the Instagram.

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We've got only one new follower I think over the past three weeks.

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Which is very encouraging.

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Oh, not anymore.

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Likes, well not followers, they always actually follow it.

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We've only got so many, what?

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Okay, sure.

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We've got a bunch.

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So I don't want to give any shout outs because you know, isn't it just compulsory mate?

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Following, okay.

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Sorry, we've just had a little one until.

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You see, just wanna shout out, just give us a DM or email for the email I'm about to

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tell you.

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Why not?

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Thank you all for following and liking.

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Sorry, we've got 23 now.

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So, not great, but more than all the downloads.

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Yeah, I know you're listening but.

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Email, email, right.

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Now, the new email for listener stories.

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Here it is.

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So obviously the basis of stupid opinion of teenagers podcast but the stupid has a capital

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S, the opinion has a capital O, the capital O is, well let me do that then.

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Capital S, stupid, capital O for opinion, capital O for of and capital T for teenagers,

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all in one word, so no spaces and the course at the end at email.com.

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At email.com?

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Yeah, stupid opinion of teenagers, stupid opinion of teenagers at email.com.

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That sounds weird.

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Yeah, but okay, sure, because we had to get rid of the other email.

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You know, the other one.

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It's some random people.

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You know it's not, they're not actually called James, just look at that email.

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It's just, it's got like o.something, something.com or very random.

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Yeah, they were sending Will some interesting email so we decided to get rid of that email.

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That's gone, so if you want to listen to stories send it in through the email I just sent.

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We shall we start off with the weekend?

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Yeah, now the week.

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When did we last record?

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Friday?

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Friday, yeah, so not been that long but it's been going well, been going well.

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Sunday I went and I got some, I got some stuff and going to this musical theatre summer course

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in a few weeks in London.

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So I went and got some, got some stuff for that, got some new clothes, just stuff I need

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for it, so that was good.

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Day before that, I can't remember, honestly.

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What day was it?

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It would have been...

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I don't know.

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What?

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It would have been, it would have been Sunday.

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Sunday, Sunday.

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My brother, my brother went, he's gone on holiday with his friends so in Devon or something,

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I don't know, somewhere or another, far away.

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Lovely lot, it's got a lot of it.

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There's so much smell like sick in my room, I don't know what it is but so much smelling

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Wait carry on, carry on.

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So yeah, he left.

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I don't remember much more about the day.

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Saturday, ah, I had my show on Saturday.

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It went very well.

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Had to wear bright red lipstick because I was a flight attendant.

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Oh that was sad to me, something.

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Were you talking about flight attendants?

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Oh yeah, we're uniforms, swimming, last steps.

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Oh, come on.

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But yeah, so that was that.

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Yeah, it's been a good week and tonight I'm actually going to see a musical later tonight.

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So that'll be good.

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Then it was a show, not a boring art musical.

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It's like, it's like a show, it's not a proper musical.

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It's a show of a few musical items, it's not like a musical musical, you know?

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It isn't, you can Google it up well if you like.

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Oh no, I don't want to.

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we live which we don't want to do, so yeah.

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Um, okay, so that's that.

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Well, your week.

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My week.

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I'm sorry, I was just thinking, I don't know why I was thinking, but you just, you know

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those open, open lute cabaret parts?

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Where you can just walk around or drive through, the animals can touch you.

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He climbed onto a brunette, kind of hang onto my hair, you know?

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And they really, they stink.

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They really do stink, they stink like, what's the word?

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In your litter box, you could probably prefer to that.

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They stank, just the fingers, I was just thinking about it.

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It was just, I was like, oh my god, that's familiar.

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My week, well, nothing's been going on.

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This week kind of is a rest week for me, getting my fitness back up for football, just getting

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cardio up, so nothing too exciting.

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And what have I got?

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Well, I had a dentist.

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And how did that go?

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Good, I need a filling.

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So it didn't go good?

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No, it did, they said my brushing is amazing.

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Oh well, I don't know.

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I do now, but it used to.

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But I had a previous filling, but now that previous filling needs to be refilled, because

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it's something underneath it, I don't know, I have an x-ray, look at that radiation, it's

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That's why they walked out the rooms.

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Just me.

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But yeah, I got a good blast at that, I need a filling resale.

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Otherwise, all good.

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Can you hear that?

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Yeah, I can.

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It's a blast, brother, please.

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What else do I have?

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Something else?

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Opticians, no.

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You're like, well, you don't need, yeah, I do need gloves.

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I do have glasses.

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Really?

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Yeah, they're my old glasses.

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These, these are the new ones.

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Okay, try them on.

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Now these are for screens, that's why I don't need them for anything else, to be honest.

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They use screens.

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How are they?

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You look great, Will.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I'll make, I should probably be wearing them now.

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I'll wear them for the rest of the show.

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Take the strain of the eye, I think.

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No.

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That goes for all distances.

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Is that a thing?

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All distances?

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No, it's either you're long-sighted or short-sighted.

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I'm short-sighted.

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I just don't wear my glasses, though.

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But yeah.

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I don't know.

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It's just random, that's just the...

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Very nice to have them.

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What else happened this week?

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Football, fitness, I already told you that.

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I was actually watching a musical.

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Right, so you're always, right, listen here, Will.

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You're always coming after me about watching musicals.

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You absolute hypocrite.

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No way.

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I'm not sure about you, bullets.

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Sound of music.

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Oh, okay, yeah.

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It's a classic, isn't it?

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Stop.

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Stop.

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I hope the mic didn't pick that up.

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Oh, my mic's quite close to my face.

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It probably would have.

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Anyway, something that really bugged me, you know, I went to Greg's in our area, you know,

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there's massive queues.

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So you're waiting for, I want to say 20 minutes to just get a sausage roll.

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What I had was a ham and cheese toastie, I think that's what it said on the website.

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And I'll tell you about the website in a minute.

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The ham and mature cheese.

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Cheddar, mature cheddar cheese.

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Do you like that word, mature?

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Mature, yeah, I love it.

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Mature.

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Yeah, it's nice.

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Oh, come on.

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I was, it was 488 calories for me.

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That's a lot.

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A lot of calories, man.

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I don't like that sort of stuff.

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So it's the guy who ate biscuits today, chocolate coated as well.

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It was quite hungry.

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But I went and checked on the website after for some bizarre reason, and it didn't say

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the calories, and this bugs me.

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Some websites don't do this.

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They don't show the calories.

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Oh, they don't, they have to.

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Isn't it like they're legal or required then?

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Legal, I don't know.

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Well, man, oh yeah, I'm going to have a look as well now.

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I don't trust you in technology, Will.

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For everyone listening, Will is awful with technology.

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He's awful.

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I'd tell him how to work his first phone.

265
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Yeah, it's quite embarrassing actually.

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Yeah.

267
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Okay, that's with what?

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Why has it got a black?

269
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Prep brown even.

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Right.

271
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Okay, so if we go to the menu.

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Okay, everyone.

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Mature cheese toastie.

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Tall cookies.

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Proccianois.

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I'm doing gingerbread.

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If I just click on a random thing, it doesn't say.

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It does.

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Will, it's like in Greg's sauce like that.

280
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What?

281
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I didn't show that the other day.

282
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I meant more than past it actually.

283
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Of course, yeah.

284
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Yeah, that is my fault.

285
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468, hang on a minute.

286
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No, no, no, no, no, no.

287
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It's 488, it's kind of a pack.

288
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There you go.

289
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I've caught him out for something, you cheeky, plighter.

290
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Anyway, I've drawn on for too long about Greg's and Waffle.

291
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Let's move on to our first thing.

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Now I've got to fit everything into a time scale, but I enjoyed this last week, so I

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really want to do it.

294
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We're part your phones, ladies and gentlemen.

295
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Oh, okay.

296
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We're doing a gallery scroll again.

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We will post the pictures on Instagram as per usual.

298
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Right, I get ready for the scroll.

299
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Now if you like this, you know like this, of course, drop a complaint or don't drop

300
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a complaint, drop some positive feedback.

301
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Right.

302
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Right, three, two, one, this one.

303
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:19,840
Okay, so what I got is I got a picture of Symbiote the Man.

304
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Is it some artwork?

305
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It is some artwork.

306
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:30,640
Will would have sent this to me actually on the 25th of June.

307
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Dylan asked for that one twice.

308
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It's a popular one, this one everyone.

309
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When you see this on the Instagram, this is a Dylan favourite.

310
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Right, what did you get Will?

311
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I got this.

312
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Now this is very precious.

313
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This is one of our previous Spider-Man plots.

314
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Don't ask everyone, but it's a long story.

315
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,840
Yeah, don't you.

316
00:15:54,840 --> 00:16:03,520
But this is a poster which language, but it took me so long to do it.

317
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And oh my goodness, how many days.

318
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,480
It wasn't even that good.

319
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This is the final product.

320
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:16,360
I mean, it's a bit all over the place if you know what I mean.

321
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,920
We've done a lot of these, when we did DT, we did a lot of these.

322
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That's got a poor effort from you.

323
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,640
I'm awful at DT and I did better efforts than that.

324
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,440
Yeah, it's quite bad.

325
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:31,680
Yeah, because look, there's a real live person there and then you've got a Fortnite character

326
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just plopped in the corner.

327
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And then also a bit of copyright on that Will up the top right.

328
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That was before we got into all of the...

329
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What we're in now.

330
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Yeah.

331
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Do you mind if we just not too keen on it?

332
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,280
No need to drag on.

333
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,280
Just say she's a little scaredy cat.

334
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280
What?

335
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280
Oh, sad.

336
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280
Oh, never mind.

337
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We'll discuss that after.

338
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280
Yeah, we will.

339
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:08,280
Let's jump into, not a topic, but a question.

340
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:14,080
I mean, this question, quite interesting, quite not interesting.

341
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:18,640
If you publicly trip and fall, do you laugh it off or keep walking?

342
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640
Oh, right.

343
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:24,320
So if you're like, right, okay, so they were talking to this scenario, walking down the

344
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street and you kind of trip, you don't fall over.

345
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,640
Yeah.

346
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Like, but you're still on your feet.

347
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:34,520
Do you pretend it didn't happen or do you make it like laugh?

348
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,520
Right.

349
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:39,280
It completely depends who you're around.

350
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,800
If you're around your friends, then you laugh it off.

351
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,440
If you're around people you know, but if it's just random, you want to kind of strut out

352
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440
of it.

353
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:53,760
You've got to like, you say people like, oh, so you start strutting and then people are

354
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,080
like, they're not distracted by the strut.

355
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,240
They're like, oh, wow, they're strutting down the streets.

356
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240
They think they own the place.

357
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,040
They're not thinking, oh my, they just strut over.

358
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,040
You know what I mean?

359
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,040
Yeah.

360
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,040
Yeah, exactly.

361
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,040
Well, fair enough.

362
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,040
What would you do?

363
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:18,960
Well, I don't really have any of these answers to be honest.

364
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:24,160
More of a, when I trip over, I've got like, when I trip over, they're all ledger.

365
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:29,800
I'll give it a little nudge if I'm around people I know that.

366
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

367
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:38,720
Walk in, get the old Dylan walk if you remember this.

368
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,600
Yeah.

369
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,200
Well, that was a classic walk.

370
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,200
No, you don't.

371
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,720
Interesting three-year-old to that.

372
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,720
I completely disagree with you.

373
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,200
Sorry.

374
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,280
Let's get into our big topic.

375
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,400
How and how to cope and rest...

376
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,040
No, I can't.

377
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,960
How to cope and restrict social media, but still enjoy it.

378
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,440
Get it?

379
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,160
Yeah, yeah.

380
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,640
No, I can't.

381
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,920
No, no, no.

382
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,800
It's just quite a random question really.

383
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,080
I don't know where I got it from, but it's there.

384
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,080
It's there.

385
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Oh my God, I've got something in my eye.

386
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080
Did you see my eye swelling up right there?

387
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080
No.

388
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,080
Well, it is.

389
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,080
Hang on.

390
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,440
I'm just, okay, I'll think of my answer.

391
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,440
We'll see your answer.

392
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:32,920
Well, this is some basic facts you need to know.

393
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:38,600
Don't be afraid of the backlash or she's distracting me.

394
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,320
I'm sorry, I'll turn my camera off.

395
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,640
You carry it on.

396
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,560
Don't be afraid of any backlash or hate from others.

397
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,000
Why is it right that we have to play our cards right now?

398
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,200
Because a few years ago we didn't.

399
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:59,520
The last three years have done a huge injustice to social media and you've got to agree, there's

400
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,960
been a lot of hate going around for the past few years.

401
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,640
I mean, social media has always been like dodgy, but it's gotten really bad the past

402
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,640
few years.

403
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,640
Do you agree?

404
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,680
Yeah, what I would say is, okay, right.

405
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:21,200
So obviously you should be making sure, if you see a post or something on say Instagram,

406
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,240
for example, you see a post that you don't like, obviously it won't be our post, you'll

407
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
always like our post.

408
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:36,240
You see a post that you're like, oh, oh, oh, you know what, just delete it.

409
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,000
Well don't, just go off it.

410
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,480
Don't think about it.

411
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,000
Just get rid of it, yeah?

412
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,280
Because then, like, well, stop, stop.

413
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,600
And then like you can move on with your day and like, yeah.

414
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,000
You're saying delete it or forget about it?

415
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Delete it.

416
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Delete it.

417
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,840
Well that's, isn't that down against my point?

418
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:06,000
Well many people can't cope with this and they delete it, they can't cope with the

419
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:12,280
world's there and they get all sad, gloomy, like a emo, sorry emo.

420
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,960
But don't let this affect you.

421
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,600
Now trust me, just ignore it.

422
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,640
That is the easiest thing to do.

423
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:26,120
Deleting it or, yeah, deleting it or complaining about it isn't gonna really, I mean just forgetting

424
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,120
about it.

425
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,760
Taking it off your troubles is so much more easier and if it's something to do with at

426
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:35,400
school and you want to cope with it for a few years, laugh it off.

427
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,400
Laugh it off.

428
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,560
Trust me, me and Jemima have gone through a hell of a lot of that.

429
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,560
Yeah, laugh it off.

430
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,560
Okay?

431
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,520
And if it's at a workplace, laugh it off.

432
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:50,920
The real life feel of the old jock who gets chewing gum, no not the old jock, that's completely

433
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:56,920
the old guy with the nerdy glasses who gets chewing gum spat out of them in their face.

434
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,640
Just ignore it, get on with life.

435
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,360
You're better than them.

436
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,360
Maybe you're not, maybe you are.

437
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,360
Trust me, you're better.

438
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,640
Yeah, yeah you're better than them.

439
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,240
You're scared.

440
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240
Don't delete.

441
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,160
Don't restrict yourself from social media.

442
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,400
Don't kind of block the app.

443
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,400
Why are you giving me that face?

444
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:22,400
I'm giving you that face because of all you un-actioned.

445
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:33,320
No one can see you during that and says it's not doing anything.

446
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,440
But trust me, do not delete anything, just ignore.

447
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,160
There you go, advice from me.

448
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,160
Mima's advice.

449
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,160
Didn't you go on opposite paths?

450
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,920
No, no, no, you misinterpreted me.

451
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:54,320
Basically, I'm not saying delete the app, I'm saying delete the posts.

452
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320
Well, no one.

453
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320
We're having a debate.

454
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,320
I'm having a debate.

455
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,320
Well, don't, because ignore it.

456
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,320
Ignore it, think of all these other famous people who get all of this.

457
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:10,920
Yeah, but, well, you say not delete the app, what if it stays there?

458
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,400
What if you open it up again and then it's there and then you're reminded of it?

459
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,040
If you delete it and then you're not going to see it again, then you can't properly

460
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,040
forget about it.

461
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,840
Remember, if it's an Instagram post, you can't, they disappear.

462
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,560
Yeah, but what the hell is, what if it's not Instagram?

463
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,560
What if it's TikTok?

464
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,680
TikTok, well, it's not there, is it?

465
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,000
TikTok, you forget about TikTok.

466
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,480
You have a new video come out, just post new ones.

467
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,480
See if people like it.

468
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,480
Okay, okay, okay.

469
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,520
And you shouldn't delete it, it causes so much trouble.

470
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:42,960
I mean, the backlash from that can be worse than what you're getting.

471
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,200
Think about it, you know, oh, you're a coward, you're a chicken.

472
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,680
Think about it, you know.

473
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,280
I'm thinking about it.

474
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,040
You just, your skills are great.

475
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:58,760
I agree with you, but.

476
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,200
But isn't there just big in the.

477
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,200
I just think that you just said it in a really bad way.

478
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,560
Like, I don't know, it's not really, like, I don't know.

479
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,080
You're just like, oh yeah, people are being horrible to you, just ignore it.

480
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,880
Well, that's not what you want to be promoting, is ignoring bullying.

481
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,160
Yeah, it's a very strong word.

482
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:25,440
If it comes to social media, there's, there is obviously called bullying, there's someone

483
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,880
continuously picked on you, that's when you report it.

484
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,040
And if it's someone you know, definitely report it.

485
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:37,720
But if someone just an online troll, as they call them.

486
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720
Yeah.

487
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:45,920
But completely, completely ignore them in my opinion.

488
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,200
Okay, well, I thought you meant people that you knew.

489
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
People I knew.

490
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,920
Yeah, but I thought you meant that we knew the person.

491
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,920
I thought that was the scenario.

492
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,920
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

493
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,920
I agree with you then.

494
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:57,920
Yeah, I agree with you.

495
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:03,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you agree with me.

496
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,280
Yeah, I agree with you.

497
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,280
I don't know if I...

498
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,280
I don't know.

499
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,880
I thought, no, maybe you should still delete it.

500
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,800
If you know them, you should delete it.

501
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,200
And if you don't know them, you think you should report them?

502
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,520
Is that what you think?

503
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,600
I don't know.

504
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,360
It depends what the comment is.

505
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,960
If it's like severe bullying, then definitely.

506
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960
Oh yeah.

507
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,960
But if it's just a bit, just one little comment, two or three, we get it.

508
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,360
If it's continuous, then it gets serious and you should go to someone you trust.

509
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:42,200
Yeah, whether that's a responsible, I know, or a friend or a family member, or a school

510
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,200
teacher.

511
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,600
I am trying to say balancing yoga.

512
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:55,040
Okay, right, moving on.

513
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,320
On to now.

514
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,040
Oh, I like this question.

515
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,720
I found it on the old web.

516
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,720
Oh my God.

517
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:10,600
If you could trade places with anyone for one week, who would it be?

518
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,600
Anyone in the world.

519
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,920
Anyone in the world.

520
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,720
Don't choose someone like your bloody mum also.

521
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,720
Come on, let's guess who we think it is.

522
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,720
Yeah, yeah, I know who it is.

523
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,720
I know who it is.

524
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,720
Oh, pull it out of the...

525
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:30,040
What's the 350 word for?

526
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:37,360
But Um, I'm sure...

527
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:42,420
I, I'm gonna say...

528
00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,800
Emma Watson.

529
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,800
I don't know.

530
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:54,180
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Elizabeth Olsen, unthinkable actresses and actors.

531
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,560
Rodra Fredra.

532
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,680
Rodra Bedra.

533
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,680
Can I say it right?

534
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,800
I'm gonna say.

535
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,280
Helena Bolloncata.

536
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,440
That's a really boring choice.

537
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,960
Is it?

538
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,120
She's been in a few ads, a few movies.

539
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,040
It's been quite an ad, actually.

540
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,040
Yeah, exactly.

541
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,040
It's a boring choice.

542
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,040
I think someone finished junior.

543
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,040
Okay, a lot of small things, okay.

544
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:28,040
You told me to say anyone and I said who I thought and now I'm being abused.

545
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,080
That's a good answer.

546
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,080
Good answer.

547
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,080
Good answer.

548
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,080
Yeah, but yours is gonna be like Messi or Ronaldo.

549
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,080
Ronaldo.

550
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,080
Yeah, exactly.

551
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,080
I think Messi.

552
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,080
Yeah, exactly.

553
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080
Ronaldo.

554
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,080
Ronaldo.

555
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080
Ronaldo.

556
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080
Ronaldo.

557
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,080
Ronaldo.

558
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Yeah, exactly.

559
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080
Yeah, you will have to think again.

560
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,080
Oh, no, that's sick.

561
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,800
Oh my God.

562
00:27:53,800 --> 00:28:02,000
Do they have to be alive?

563
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,260
Well, unless you want to be someone in a grave, then.

564
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:08,260
Oh, right.

565
00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:09,260
Or someone cremated.

566
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:13,640
I'd quite like to be like one of the members of the royal family.

567
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,240
I want to see what that's like, yeah.

568
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,160
I can't complain about that, to be honest.

569
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,240
But that's an interesting choice.

570
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,920
Yeah, okay.

571
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,280
I think we all would, wouldn't we?

572
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:31,720
I want to see how that, how it feels, all that glory, but all that fame.

573
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Do they get homeschooled?

574
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Do they go to cerere?

575
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,720
No, they're children.

576
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,720
They go to a school, yeah.

577
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:36,720
Like Princess Charlotte.

578
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,120
And the other one?

579
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,120
George.

580
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,120
Yeah, George.

581
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,760
Yeah, no, I don't remember where.

582
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,760
They go to a school, yeah.

583
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:48,760
I didn't even know that.

584
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:53,560
They have to have like bodyguards following them around, though.

585
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,560
Like seriously, they have to have like a bodyguard sitting in the classroom.

586
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:01,240
Hey, is that the guy or woman?

587
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,280
Is that the guy just learning the ABCs?

588
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,880
Morning.

589
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,840
Who would I be?

590
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,000
I know who I would be.

591
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Who?

592
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,640
You know how we did that dream life thing the other day?

593
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,640
Oh, yeah.

594
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,440
Yeah, I would be him.

595
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440
That Will Jones.

596
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,200
Now, you may be wondering, well, this Will Jones is real.

597
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,120
Yes, he is.

598
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,120
Now, my Lego box is gone, but...

599
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:39,680
I think he's Will Jones, and he is a pure magician.

600
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
He's good at everything.

601
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,160
Yeah, I would like to be him.

602
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,160
I know that's quite boring.

603
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,720
Do you tell me you'd like to be a Lego figure?

604
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:52,120
No, no, I like to be him, but in another universe.

605
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,760
This is an alternate version of Will Jones, like multivert.

606
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,760
Right.

607
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,640
So basically, you want to be Peter Parker, then, is what you're telling me.

608
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,360
But Will Jones...

609
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,640
Yeah, yeah, Will Jones.

610
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,400
Yeah, he's not a superhero, though.

611
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,720
He's just a normal guy.

612
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,720
He goes to school.

613
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,720
Love it.

614
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,000
He's a book, by the way.

615
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
He wrote it himself.

616
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
He did?

617
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Autobiography.

618
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Isn't that it?

619
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Autobiography.

620
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,400
You write yourself?

621
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,840
Yeah, I think so.

622
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,000
That wild one thinks...

623
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,440
Hey, a joke!

624
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,600
A joke!

625
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,240
Which one do you want, one or two?

626
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,240
Two.

627
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240
Cool.

628
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240
Where do burgers take their date to?

629
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,640
I don't know.

630
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,640
A meatball.

631
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640
That's so...

632
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:53,320
No, not really, because meatballs and burgers aren't very related.

633
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,160
Because burgers have meat in them, and then meatball, and that's a meat piece of meat.

634
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,120
I'm not gonna...

635
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,880
I'd call it a patty, but...

636
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,320
It's okay.

637
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,640
Not your best.

638
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,920
Okay, I'll read another one.

639
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,760
Why did Dad take an extra pair of socks when they're playing golf?

640
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,080
I don't know, but you'll know this one.

641
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,080
Not your Dad.

642
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
Just clear up.

643
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,080
He's not a Dad.

644
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,080
What am I?

645
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080
No, you're not.

646
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
They make rumors.

647
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,080
In case they get all in one.

648
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:36,960
Okay, that's not awful.

649
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,960
Not awful, not awful.

650
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,960
Okay.

651
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,960
Um, okay.

652
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Follow the Instagram.

653
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,400
I just wanted to say that I just came to my head, and I just think they should follow

654
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,400
the Instagram.

655
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,400
Thank you!

656
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,400
That's so random.

657
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,400
Yeah, okay.

658
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,120
We've already made that quite clear.

659
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:54,200
I think you've ranted on for a minute about Instagram.

660
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,200
I feel good.

661
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,080
I've got a mark above my eyebrow and it's really annoying.

662
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,080
Okay, moving on.

663
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,080
No one cares about your eyebrows.

664
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:08,680
I think we're gonna end it with a Jemima topic.

665
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,680
Didn't you think of it?

666
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,680
Ah, yes.

667
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:17,560
Now, over the however long we've been doing podcasts, I don't even know.

668
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:22,600
Over the weeks, the months, I don't think it's been a year, it might have been.

669
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,600
The time.

670
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,600
November 28th.

671
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,120
He knows the exact date.

672
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,120
No, I don't.

673
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Twitter has said something.

674
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,360
28th was one of the uploads.

675
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:40,880
We have had a load of listener stories and we decided to do, me and Will had a little

676
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:46,680
meeting before I recorded this and went through and discussed our top three listener stories

677
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,680
so far.

678
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,400
Now, we want more listener stories.

679
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:56,160
We love listener stories so send yours through and maybe you'll get on the top three or even

680
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,280
you'll get on the top three.

681
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,280
Number three.

682
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,280
Drumroll, please.

683
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,000
Well, let's take a third position.

684
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
William Varsity.

685
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
William Varsity.

686
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Oh my God.

687
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
William Varsity.

688
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Now this, it was a bad, it was a radical William.

689
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
William, yeah.

690
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Yeah.

691
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

692
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:23,280
Yeah, you know that would be words because, you know, we tried to go down this family

693
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280
friendly road.

694
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,280
They were, they were fighting in an arena.

695
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,240
Um, and yeah, that never left my head.

696
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,240
So yeah.

697
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:38,320
Now, number two is a stupid opinion of senior job podcast classic.

698
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,560
Now some real good quotes came from this episode.

699
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,240
So drumroll please for number two.

700
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:49,520
Well, children gone.

701
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,760
Children gone.

702
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:58,440
This, in this episode, Dylan, didn't he start saying about how you can't just abandon your

703
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,240
children or something?

704
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,240
It was something like that.

705
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,120
In our books, a famous quote.

706
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120
Yeah.

707
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,560
And number one.

708
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:14,400
Now if, if you wrote this, you should be proud because me and Will to this day still talk

709
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,760
about this at least once a week and not an exaggeration.

710
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,920
This comes up in conversation.

711
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:26,600
So drumroll please for the number one spot on the stupid opinion of teenagers podcast.

712
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,600
Christmas.

713
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,600
Christmas at Jake's house.

714
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,040
Jake, what, what episode?

715
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,000
What an episode.

716
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:41,800
Now this in case you haven't listened to it, you gotta, you gotta go listen to it.

717
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:46,640
Um, we delayed it for so long.

718
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,440
We'll put it on the Instagram.

719
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:55,200
Um, it say, um, it was about, wasn't he like, he was, his wife told him to go and help with

720
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,680
the cleaning up or something.

721
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,920
And then he said, no, he wasn't going to move.

722
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,080
And he was just so funny.

723
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:07,120
And then the three things was, uh, right.

724
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,000
Seeing on his bum watching TV was, was one of them.

725
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
No.

726
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah.

727
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Yeah.

728
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,640
Um, no, um, standing up to pick up the remote and going to the toilet.

729
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,520
I think there was something like that.

730
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,680
And there was one more and it was going outside to have a smoke.

731
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,800
I don't know how many there's those four.

732
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:37,040
One to get the remote, two to go to the bathroom, three to burn off a few calories walking around

733
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:41,200
and four, um, to have a sneaky smoke.

734
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,720
We love that story.

735
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:49,520
It's, if you think you can top it, everyone, either will, but I don't know if you can because

736
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,520
wow.

737
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520
Top story.

738
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:59,840
And, uh, Jake, if you, um, was that his name or was it Jake's house?

739
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,840
Yeah.

740
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,160
Jake, if you do have any other stories for us, you are a great writer.

741
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,120
So send them through because we'll dedicate our whole episode to you.

742
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,120
Honestly.

743
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,120
He's joking.

744
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120
I fall asleep.

745
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,120
Sorry.

746
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:17,400
Uh, well, I'm dedicated to Jake.

747
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,400
Yes.

748
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Yeah.

749
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,080
Actually, that would be sick.

750
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,520
It doesn't really.

751
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,040
Sorry about Will.

752
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,040
Sorry about Will.

753
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,040
He's a bit rude.

754
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,040
I don't know what I'm on today.

755
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,040
As if so.

756
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,040
It's the new glasses.

757
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,040
You're looking like a new guy.

758
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,040
New man.

759
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:44,840
Oh, no, definitely go check out the episode of Jake's house.

760
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,640
We'll post it with the pictures from today's scroll gallery.

761
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,840
Is that what you call it?

762
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Yeah.

763
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,840
For word stains.

764
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,840
For unit called gallery.

765
00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,840
Why did you call it a scroll gallery?

766
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:15,640
I don't know.

767
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:21,240
This has been a short.

768
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,240
Yeah.

769
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,240
Has it not?

770
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,240
36.

771
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,240
Oh, no, it's not.

772
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:26,240
It's about normal.

773
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,240
Oh, it was a good episode.

774
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240
Wow.

775
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:32,520
I guess we say goodbye for now.

776
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
Yeah.

777
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,680
I don't want to say goodbye, but goodbye everyone.

778
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,680
So.

779
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:59,480
Happy holidays, everyone.

