Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jumaimah McVitie.
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
Hello.
Ah.
Ciao.
Bonjour.
And welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode six.
Yeah.
We're back.
Hello.
Yeah.
We're here.
What day is it?
Tuesday?
Tuesday is it?
Yes, Tuesday.
Losing track of the days in the summer holiday, honestly.
Doesn't really matter what day it is, but here we are.
We're ready to go.
We're pumped for this episode, aren't we Will?
Yeah, we're pumped, all right.
Had a few issues behind the scenes.
We won't get into that, but you know what?
We're still here with the positivity.
So yeah.
We're still here with the positivity.
I just want to say, you guys know if you're wondering about special guests, we are trying.
There will be one shortly.
We are going to get one.
We're just having a major crisis about special guests.
If there's anyone we've had on before that you absolutely loved and you want back, let
us know because we'll get them back.
Yeah.
What does one think?
Yeah.
I hate seeing you know who you are.
We want you back.
Well, that's me.
That's terrible.
I like you.
Well, let's carry on.
I need to promote the Instagram go ahead, do you remember?
Okay, everyone.
This is the new thing every time.
I feel like this is my new thing in the podcast.
Like was, it's my me promoting the Instagram.
The Instagram is doing pretty well.
We've got some different kind of posts up on it and you guys are, you're doing good
with the likes but I'm still saying it.
The post about getting it to 100 likes about doing the relationship advice and podcast
for well, it's only at about eight likes.
Now, aces are I don't know how far away from 100 but a lot.
So.
9 to 6.
Okay, so anyway, yeah.
So can you please like that?
Thank you very much.
We've got some, we've got some posts of Will's dogs going up there.
Molly Musk did extremely well but then they kind of disappeared.
The post disappeared.
We've got another one up but it's not doing quite so well.
So if you guys want to kind of check that out, it would be much appreciated.
So yeah, like the Instagram, follow the Instagram.
We've got only one new follower I think over the past three weeks.
Which is very encouraging.
Oh, not anymore.
Likes, well not followers, they always actually follow it.
We've only got so many, what?
Okay, sure.
We've got a bunch.
So I don't want to give any shout outs because you know, isn't it just compulsory mate?
Following, okay.
Sorry, we've just had a little one until.
You see, just wanna shout out, just give us a DM or email for the email I'm about to
tell you.
Why not?
Thank you all for following and liking.
Sorry, we've got 23 now.
So, not great, but more than all the downloads.
Yeah, I know you're listening but.
Email, email, right.
Now, the new email for listener stories.
Here it is.
So obviously the basis of stupid opinion of teenagers podcast but the stupid has a capital
S, the opinion has a capital O, the capital O is, well let me do that then.
Capital S, stupid, capital O for opinion, capital O for of and capital T for teenagers,
all in one word, so no spaces and the course at the end at email.com.
At email.com?
Yeah, stupid opinion of teenagers, stupid opinion of teenagers at email.com.
That sounds weird.
Yeah, but okay, sure, because we had to get rid of the other email.
You know, the other one.
It's some random people.
You know it's not, they're not actually called James, just look at that email.
It's just, it's got like o.something, something.com or very random.
Yeah, they were sending Will some interesting email so we decided to get rid of that email.
That's gone, so if you want to listen to stories send it in through the email I just sent.
We shall we start off with the weekend?
Yeah, now the week.
When did we last record?
Friday?
Friday, yeah, so not been that long but it's been going well, been going well.
Sunday I went and I got some, I got some stuff and going to this musical theatre summer course
in a few weeks in London.
So I went and got some, got some stuff for that, got some new clothes, just stuff I need
for it, so that was good.
Day before that, I can't remember, honestly.
What day was it?
It would have been...
I don't know.
What?
It would have been, it would have been Sunday.
Sunday, Sunday.
My brother, my brother went, he's gone on holiday with his friends so in Devon or something,
I don't know, somewhere or another, far away.
Lovely lot, it's got a lot of it.
There's so much smell like sick in my room, I don't know what it is but so much smelling
off.
Wait carry on, carry on.
So yeah, he left.
I don't remember much more about the day.
Saturday, ah, I had my show on Saturday.
It went very well.
Had to wear bright red lipstick because I was a flight attendant.
Oh that was sad to me, something.
Were you talking about flight attendants?
Oh yeah, we're uniforms, swimming, last steps.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on.
But yeah, so that was that.
Yeah, it's been a good week and tonight I'm actually going to see a musical later tonight.
So that'll be good.
Then it was a show, not a boring art musical.
It's like, it's like a show, it's not a proper musical.
It's a show of a few musical items, it's not like a musical musical, you know?
Sure.
It isn't, you can Google it up well if you like.
Oh no, I don't want to.
I'm not going to say the name because it's on tour and it will completely give away where
we live which we don't want to do, so yeah.
Um, okay, so that's that.
Well, your week.
My week.
I'm sorry, I was just thinking, I don't know why I was thinking, but you just, you know
those open, open lute cabaret parts?
Yes.
Where you can just walk around or drive through, the animals can touch you.
Yes.
Yeah, I remember Monkey, he didn't actually apply one to me, he kind of like, was on us.
He climbed onto a brunette, kind of hang onto my hair, you know?
And they really, they stink.
They really do stink, they stink like, what's the word?
In your litter box, you could probably prefer to that.
Yeah.
They stank, just the fingers, I was just thinking about it.
Yeah.
It was just, I was like, oh my god, that's familiar.
My week, well, nothing's been going on.
This week kind of is a rest week for me, getting my fitness back up for football, just getting
cardio up, so nothing too exciting.
And what have I got?
Well, I had a dentist.
And how did that go?
Good, I need a filling.
So it didn't go good?
No, it did, they said my brushing is amazing.
Oh well, I don't know.
I do now, but it used to.
But I had a previous filling, but now that previous filling needs to be refilled, because
it's something underneath it, I don't know, I have an x-ray, look at that radiation, it's
not good.
That's why they walked out the rooms.
Just me.
But yeah, I got a good blast at that, I need a filling resale.
Otherwise, all good.
Can you hear that?
Yeah, I can.
It's a blast, brother, please.
What else do I have?
Something else?
Opticians, no.
You're like, well, you don't need, yeah, I do need gloves.
I do have glasses.
Really?
Yeah, they're my old glasses.
These, these are the new ones.
Okay, try them on.
Now these are for screens, that's why I don't need them for anything else, to be honest.
They use screens.
How are they?
You look great, Will.
Thank you.
I'll make, I should probably be wearing them now.
I'll wear them for the rest of the show.
Take the strain of the eye, I think.
No.
That goes for all distances.
Is that a thing?
All distances?
No, it's either you're long-sighted or short-sighted.
I'm short-sighted.
I just don't wear my glasses, though.
But yeah.
I don't know.
It's just random, that's just the...
Very nice to have them.
What else happened this week?
Football, fitness, I already told you that.
I was actually watching a musical.
Right, so you're always, right, listen here, Will.
You're always coming after me about watching musicals.
You absolute hypocrite.
No way.
I'm not sure about you, bullets.
Sound of music.
Oh, okay, yeah.
It's a classic, isn't it?
Stop.
I hope the mic didn't pick that up.
Oh, my mic's quite close to my face.
It probably would have.
Anyway, something that really bugged me, you know, I went to Greg's in our area, you know,
there's massive queues.
So you're waiting for, I want to say 20 minutes to just get a sausage roll.
What I had was a ham and cheese toastie, I think that's what it said on the website.
And I'll tell you about the website in a minute.
The ham and mature cheese.
Cheddar, mature cheddar cheese.
Do you like that word, mature?
Mature, yeah, I love it.
Mature.
Yeah, it's nice.
Oh, come on.
I was, it was 488 calories for me.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
A lot of calories, man.
I don't like that sort of stuff.
So it's the guy who ate biscuits today, chocolate coated as well.
It was quite hungry.
But I went and checked on the website after for some bizarre reason, and it didn't say
the calories, and this bugs me.
Some websites don't do this.
They don't show the calories.
Oh, they don't, they have to.
Isn't it like they're legal or required then?
Legal, I don't know.
Well, man, oh yeah, I'm going to have a look as well now.
I don't trust you in technology, Will.
For everyone listening, Will is awful with technology.
He's awful.
I'd tell him how to work his first phone.
Yeah, it's quite embarrassing actually.
Yeah.
Okay, that's with what?
Why has it got a black?
Prep brown even.
Right.
Okay, so if we go to the menu.
Okay, everyone.
Mature cheese toastie.
Tall cookies.
Proccianois.
I'm doing gingerbread.
If I just click on a random thing, it doesn't say.
It does.
Will, it's like in Greg's sauce like that.
What?
I didn't show that the other day.
I meant more than past it actually.
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, that is my fault.
468, hang on a minute.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's 488, it's kind of a pack.
There you go.
I've caught him out for something, you cheeky, plighter.
Anyway, I've drawn on for too long about Greg's and Waffle.
Let's move on to our first thing.
Now I've got to fit everything into a time scale, but I enjoyed this last week, so I
really want to do it.
We're part your phones, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, okay.
We're doing a gallery scroll again.
We will post the pictures on Instagram as per usual.
Right, I get ready for the scroll.
Now if you like this, you know like this, of course, drop a complaint or don't drop
a complaint, drop some positive feedback.
Right.
Right, three, two, one, this one.
Okay, so what I got is I got a picture of Symbiote the Man.
Is it some artwork?
It is some artwork.
Will would have sent this to me actually on the 25th of June.
Dylan asked for that one twice.
It's a popular one, this one everyone.
When you see this on the Instagram, this is a Dylan favourite.
Right, what did you get Will?
I got this.
Now this is very precious.
This is one of our previous Spider-Man plots.
Don't ask everyone, but it's a long story.
Yeah, don't you.
But this is a poster which language, but it took me so long to do it.
And oh my goodness, how many days.
It wasn't even that good.
This is the final product.
I mean, it's a bit all over the place if you know what I mean.
We've done a lot of these, when we did DT, we did a lot of these.
That's got a poor effort from you.
I'm awful at DT and I did better efforts than that.
Yeah, it's quite bad.
Yeah, because look, there's a real live person there and then you've got a Fortnite character
just plopped in the corner.
And then also a bit of copyright on that Will up the top right.
That was before we got into all of the...
What we're in now.
Yeah.
Do you mind if we just not too keen on it?
No need to drag on.
Just say she's a little scaredy cat.
What?
Oh, sad.
Oh, never mind.
We'll discuss that after.
Yeah, we will.
Let's jump into, not a topic, but a question.
I mean, this question, quite interesting, quite not interesting.
If you publicly trip and fall, do you laugh it off or keep walking?
Oh, right.
So if you're like, right, okay, so they were talking to this scenario, walking down the
street and you kind of trip, you don't fall over.
Yeah.
Like, but you're still on your feet.
Do you pretend it didn't happen or do you make it like laugh?
Right.
It completely depends who you're around.
If you're around your friends, then you laugh it off.
If you're around people you know, but if it's just random, you want to kind of strut out
of it.
You've got to like, you say people like, oh, so you start strutting and then people are
like, they're not distracted by the strut.
They're like, oh, wow, they're strutting down the streets.
They think they own the place.
They're not thinking, oh my, they just strut over.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, fair enough.
What would you do?
Well, I don't really have any of these answers to be honest.
More of a, when I trip over, I've got like, when I trip over, they're all ledger.
I'll give it a little nudge if I'm around people I know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walk in, get the old Dylan walk if you remember this.
Yeah.
Well, that was a classic walk.
No, you don't.
Interesting three-year-old to that.
I completely disagree with you.
Sorry.
Let's get into our big topic.
How and how to cope and rest...
No, I can't.
How to cope and restrict social media, but still enjoy it.
Get it?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I can't.
No, no, no.
It's just quite a random question really.
I don't know where I got it from, but it's there.
It's there.
Oh my God, I've got something in my eye.
Did you see my eye swelling up right there?
No.
Well, it is.
Hang on.
I'm just, okay, I'll think of my answer.
We'll see your answer.
Well, this is some basic facts you need to know.
Don't be afraid of the backlash or she's distracting me.
I'm sorry, I'll turn my camera off.
You carry it on.
Don't be afraid of any backlash or hate from others.
Why is it right that we have to play our cards right now?
Because a few years ago we didn't.
The last three years have done a huge injustice to social media and you've got to agree, there's
been a lot of hate going around for the past few years.
I mean, social media has always been like dodgy, but it's gotten really bad the past
few years.
Do you agree?
Yeah, what I would say is, okay, right.
So obviously you should be making sure, if you see a post or something on say Instagram,
for example, you see a post that you don't like, obviously it won't be our post, you'll
always like our post.
You see a post that you're like, oh, oh, oh, you know what, just delete it.
Well don't, just go off it.
Don't think about it.
Just get rid of it, yeah?
Because then, like, well, stop, stop.
And then like you can move on with your day and like, yeah.
You're saying delete it or forget about it?
Delete it.
Well that's, isn't that down against my point?
Well many people can't cope with this and they delete it, they can't cope with the
world's there and they get all sad, gloomy, like a emo, sorry emo.
But don't let this affect you.
Now trust me, just ignore it.
That is the easiest thing to do.
Deleting it or, yeah, deleting it or complaining about it isn't gonna really, I mean just forgetting
about it.
Taking it off your troubles is so much more easier and if it's something to do with at
school and you want to cope with it for a few years, laugh it off.
Laugh it off.
Trust me, me and Jemima have gone through a hell of a lot of that.
Yeah, laugh it off.
Okay?
And if it's at a workplace, laugh it off.
The real life feel of the old jock who gets chewing gum, no not the old jock, that's completely
the old guy with the nerdy glasses who gets chewing gum spat out of them in their face.
Just ignore it, get on with life.
You're better than them.
Maybe you're not, maybe you are.
Trust me, you're better.
Yeah, yeah you're better than them.
You're scared.
Don't delete.
Don't restrict yourself from social media.
Don't kind of block the app.
Why are you giving me that face?
I'm giving you that face because of all you un-actioned.
No one can see you during that and says it's not doing anything.
But trust me, do not delete anything, just ignore.
There you go, advice from me.
Mima's advice.
Didn't you go on opposite paths?
No, no, no, you misinterpreted me.
Basically, I'm not saying delete the app, I'm saying delete the posts.
Well, no one.
We're having a debate.
I'm having a debate.
Well, don't, because ignore it.
Ignore it, think of all these other famous people who get all of this.
Yeah, but, well, you say not delete the app, what if it stays there?
What if you open it up again and then it's there and then you're reminded of it?
If you delete it and then you're not going to see it again, then you can't properly
forget about it.
Remember, if it's an Instagram post, you can't, they disappear.
Yeah, but what the hell is, what if it's not Instagram?
What if it's TikTok?
TikTok, well, it's not there, is it?
TikTok, you forget about TikTok.
You have a new video come out, just post new ones.
See if people like it.
Okay, okay, okay.
And you shouldn't delete it, it causes so much trouble.
I mean, the backlash from that can be worse than what you're getting.
Think about it, you know, oh, you're a coward, you're a chicken.
Think about it, you know.
I'm thinking about it.
You just, your skills are great.
I agree with you, but.
But isn't there just big in the.
I just think that you just said it in a really bad way.
Like, I don't know, it's not really, like, I don't know.
You're just like, oh yeah, people are being horrible to you, just ignore it.
Well, that's not what you want to be promoting, is ignoring bullying.
Yeah, it's a very strong word.
If it comes to social media, there's, there is obviously called bullying, there's someone
continuously picked on you, that's when you report it.
And if it's someone you know, definitely report it.
But if someone just an online troll, as they call them.
Yeah.
But completely, completely ignore them in my opinion.
Okay, well, I thought you meant people that you knew.
People I knew.
Yeah, but I thought you meant that we knew the person.
I thought that was the scenario.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I agree with you then.
Yeah, I agree with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you agree with me.
Yeah, I agree with you.
I don't know if I...
I don't know.
I thought, no, maybe you should still delete it.
If you know them, you should delete it.
And if you don't know them, you think you should report them?
Is that what you think?
I don't know.
It depends what the comment is.
If it's like severe bullying, then definitely.
Oh yeah.
But if it's just a bit, just one little comment, two or three, we get it.
If it's continuous, then it gets serious and you should go to someone you trust.
Yeah, whether that's a responsible, I know, or a friend or a family member, or a school
teacher.
I am trying to say balancing yoga.
Okay, right, moving on.
On to now.
Oh, I like this question.
I found it on the old web.
Oh my God.
If you could trade places with anyone for one week, who would it be?
Anyone in the world.
Don't choose someone like your bloody mum also.
Come on, let's guess who we think it is.
Yeah, yeah, I know who it is.
I know who it is.
Oh, pull it out of the...
What's the 350 word for?
But Um, I'm sure...
I, I'm gonna say...
Emma Watson.
I don't know.
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Elizabeth Olsen, unthinkable actresses and actors.
Rodra Fredra.
Rodra Bedra.
Can I say it right?
I'm gonna say.
Helena Bolloncata.
That's a really boring choice.
Is it?
She's been in a few ads, a few movies.
It's been quite an ad, actually.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a boring choice.
I think someone finished junior.
Okay, a lot of small things, okay.
You told me to say anyone and I said who I thought and now I'm being abused.
That's a good answer.
Good answer.
Yeah, but yours is gonna be like Messi or Ronaldo.
Ronaldo.
Yeah, exactly.
I think Messi.
Yeah, exactly.
Ronaldo.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you will have to think again.
Oh, no, that's sick.
Oh my God.
Do they have to be alive?
Well, unless you want to be someone in a grave, then.
Oh, right.
Or someone cremated.
I'd quite like to be like one of the members of the royal family.
I want to see what that's like, yeah.
I can't complain about that, to be honest.
But that's an interesting choice.
Yeah, okay.
I think we all would, wouldn't we?
I want to see how that, how it feels, all that glory, but all that fame.
Do they get homeschooled?
Do they go to cerere?
No, they're children.
They go to a school, yeah.
Like Princess Charlotte.
And the other one?
George.
Yeah, George.
Yeah, no, I don't remember where.
They go to a school, yeah.
I didn't even know that.
They have to have like bodyguards following them around, though.
Like seriously, they have to have like a bodyguard sitting in the classroom.
Hey, is that the guy or woman?
Is that the guy just learning the ABCs?
Morning.
Who would I be?
I know who I would be.
Who?
You know how we did that dream life thing the other day?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I would be him.
That Will Jones.
Now, you may be wondering, well, this Will Jones is real.
Yes, he is.
Now, my Lego box is gone, but...
I think he's Will Jones, and he is a pure magician.
He's good at everything.
Yeah, I would like to be him.
I know that's quite boring.
Do you tell me you'd like to be a Lego figure?
No, no, I like to be him, but in another universe.
This is an alternate version of Will Jones, like multivert.
Right.
So basically, you want to be Peter Parker, then, is what you're telling me.
But Will Jones...
Yeah, yeah, Will Jones.
Yeah, he's not a superhero, though.
He's just a normal guy.
He goes to school.
Love it.
He's a book, by the way.
He wrote it himself.
He did?
Autobiography.
Isn't that it?
Autobiography.
You write yourself?
Yeah, I think so.
That wild one thinks...
Hey, a joke!
A joke!
Which one do you want, one or two?
Two.
Cool.
Where do burgers take their date to?
I don't know.
A meatball.
That's so...
No, not really, because meatballs and burgers aren't very related.
Because burgers have meat in them, and then meatball, and that's a meat piece of meat.
I'm not gonna...
I'd call it a patty, but...
It's okay.
Not your best.
Okay, I'll read another one.
Why did Dad take an extra pair of socks when they're playing golf?
I don't know, but you'll know this one.
Not your Dad.
Just clear up.
He's not a Dad.
What am I?
No, you're not.
They make rumors.
In case they get all in one.
Okay, that's not awful.
Not awful, not awful.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Follow the Instagram.
I just wanted to say that I just came to my head, and I just think they should follow
the Instagram.
Thank you!
That's so random.
Yeah, okay.
We've already made that quite clear.
I think you've ranted on for a minute about Instagram.
I feel good.
I've got a mark above my eyebrow and it's really annoying.
Okay, moving on.
No one cares about your eyebrows.
I think we're gonna end it with a Jemima topic.
Didn't you think of it?
Ah, yes.
Now, over the however long we've been doing podcasts, I don't even know.
Over the weeks, the months, I don't think it's been a year, it might have been.
The time.
November 28th.
He knows the exact date.
No, I don't.
Twitter has said something.
28th was one of the uploads.
We have had a load of listener stories and we decided to do, me and Will had a little
meeting before I recorded this and went through and discussed our top three listener stories
so far.
Now, we want more listener stories.
We love listener stories so send yours through and maybe you'll get on the top three or even
you'll get on the top three.
Number three.
Drumroll, please.
Well, let's take a third position.
William Varsity.
Oh my God.
William Varsity.
Now this, it was a bad, it was a radical William.
William, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know that would be words because, you know, we tried to go down this family
friendly road.
They were, they were fighting in an arena.
Um, and yeah, that never left my head.
So yeah.
Now, number two is a stupid opinion of senior job podcast classic.
Now some real good quotes came from this episode.
So drumroll please for number two.
Well, children gone.
Children gone.
This, in this episode, Dylan, didn't he start saying about how you can't just abandon your
children or something?
It was something like that.
In our books, a famous quote.
Yeah.
And number one.
Now if, if you wrote this, you should be proud because me and Will to this day still talk
about this at least once a week and not an exaggeration.
This comes up in conversation.
So drumroll please for the number one spot on the stupid opinion of teenagers podcast.
Christmas.
Christmas at Jake's house.
Jake, what, what episode?
What an episode.
Now this in case you haven't listened to it, you gotta, you gotta go listen to it.
Um, we delayed it for so long.
We'll put it on the Instagram.
Um, it say, um, it was about, wasn't he like, he was, his wife told him to go and help with
the cleaning up or something.
And then he said, no, he wasn't going to move.
And he was just so funny.
And then the three things was, uh, right.
Seeing on his bum watching TV was, was one of them.
No.
Yeah.
Um, no, um, standing up to pick up the remote and going to the toilet.
I think there was something like that.
And there was one more and it was going outside to have a smoke.
I don't know how many there's those four.
One to get the remote, two to go to the bathroom, three to burn off a few calories walking around
and four, um, to have a sneaky smoke.
We love that story.
It's, if you think you can top it, everyone, either will, but I don't know if you can because
wow.
Top story.
And, uh, Jake, if you, um, was that his name or was it Jake's house?
Yeah.
Jake, if you do have any other stories for us, you are a great writer.
So send them through because we'll dedicate our whole episode to you.
Honestly.
He's joking.
I fall asleep.
Sorry.
Uh, well, I'm dedicated to Jake.
Yes.
Yeah.
Actually, that would be sick.
It doesn't really.
Sorry about Will.
He's a bit rude.
I don't know what I'm on today.
As if so.
It's the new glasses.
You're looking like a new guy.
New man.
Oh, no, definitely go check out the episode of Jake's house.
We'll post it with the pictures from today's scroll gallery.
Is that what you call it?
Yeah.
For word stains.
For unit called gallery.
Why did you call it a scroll gallery?
I don't know.
This has been a short.
Yeah.
Has it not?
36.
Oh, no, it's not.
It's about normal.
Oh, it was a good episode.
Wow.
I guess we say goodbye for now.
Yeah.
I don't want to say goodbye, but goodbye everyone.
So.
Happy holidays, everyone.