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Hello, I'm Will Jones.

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And I'm Jemima McVittie

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Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how

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to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.

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So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or

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an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.

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And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your

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tales of teenagers.

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So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.

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Episode five of the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, we're back.

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Oh, it's been a half a long time since we've...

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You're laughing at what I think you're laughing at.

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I'm going to explain, explain, Will explain.

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Oh, every episode, at the moment, this season I'll be going like, oh, we're back.

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We recorded a bit of this episode before because we messed up and we didn't like it.

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It was a bit too dull for you guys.

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Messed up and I said the same thing.

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Oh, we're back.

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I just, I don't know.

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And Jumaimah commented on it.

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So okay.

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So yes.

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Hello everyone.

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We are back.

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We are very energetic if you don't realize because yes, we did record this episode and

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it was awful.

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Not going to lie.

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We do not want to be getting you awful things.

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So we are both back.

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We've literally got so much energy now because Will just dumped his head in the pool and

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I just had a really, really cold shower.

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So we are energetic.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm so happy to be back because we were back.

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Oh, we did it.

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We recorded on Saturday.

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Because you had a play rehearsal.

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Did that go well?

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Yeah.

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I mean, we've done the show now and it was really good.

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Best that could have, best it could have gone.

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Not going to lie.

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My scene, well, my main scene was absolutely amazing.

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One of the, when we did, we did, it was a two night performance.

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The second night, the first night, it was great.

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The second night, our energy was over the roof and it was honestly, the best probably

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we've ever done it was the second, like the last night, which is a way to end it.

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The other, the other narrator was, who was doing it with me, me and him, we were doing

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so many reactions, interactions.

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It was really, yeah, it was really good.

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Good.

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I'm pleased.

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I'm pleased.

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Thank you.

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How was your week gone?

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Because it's been a long time since we've last asked.

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It's been, it's been good.

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We've finished school now, so that means solid, solid content for all of you listening.

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Well done.

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We've got a lot, we've got a lot planned.

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There we will.

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Exciting things.

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A lot of exciting things.

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So much content, bloopers.

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Check out the Instagram.

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I keep plugging it to you guys.

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Check it out.

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There's so much to come.

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Hopefully more guests, more, a bigger variety of guests and yeah, we're pumped.

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So my week, yes, we have, well, yeah, I've now never gone back to the school that I've

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been at for 12 years of my life, which is insane.

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And it's crazy that me and Will are never going to go to school ever again together,

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which is very sad, but you know what?

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We're still here.

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We've got, we've got that sibling bond.

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We're here.

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We could never, we could never forget about each other.

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Won't happen.

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So don't you worry guys.

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We are here.

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We are going.

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And when I joined my new school, the weeks, the well, I mean, our weeks are going to actually

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be different because right now we literally say the same thing, don't we Will?

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Because we're in mostly the same lesson.

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So we have the same week.

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But yeah, lessons.

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I mean, obviously we weren't really doing much in Namba because it's the end of town.

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A lot of films.

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Watched this really funny film in Spanish about like a bull and it got like, did you

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watch it?

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Fernando.

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It was really funny.

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I love that film.

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I was laughing so much in it.

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But I recommend it.

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We did what it was.

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It is a Spanish film while we were in Spanish, but they did put on English subtitles because

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you know, we've only been doing Spanish for three years, is it?

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Three years.

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So we are not showing.

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My week in general, very good.

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Really solid.

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Glad to be on holiday.

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Your week?

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Well, where can I...

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It's been a painful encounter.

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I did have a chiropractor today.

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I think I'll start off with that.

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Oh yeah.

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How'd that go?

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It wasn't like a chirocraptor because it was my first session with a chiropractor.

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She kind of taught me through it.

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What was wrong with me?

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I said a few things.

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She understood what was wrong with me.

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My neck's quite tight.

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My back's a bit funky.

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My weight's predominantly on one side.

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I think it's on my left side because of my...

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I'm guessing because of my hamstring injury.

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Fair enough.

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And then she did like this hypnotizing thing where I had to put...

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I won't show you, but I had to put my foot, my hand here.

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I had to bend it towards me and I breathed in and then she would move my head around.

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I breathed out.

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I bend my foot backwards and she would move my head again.

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She did that a few times and it apparently adjusted something in my skull.

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It made me feel lighter.

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It made me move my neck freer.

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It's back to normal now, to be honest.

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It's just a little adjustment.

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Just does it for a second, but we're getting more into it.

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Do you know how much they cost, these chiropractors?

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Neither.

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£75.

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You're kidding.

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Seven...

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Oh my God.

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That's ridiculous.

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£75.

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As in like seven five.

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As in not like £7.50, like £75.

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The bucks, the big bucks.

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Oh my God.

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Well, I'm not going to lie.

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I think you've been a bit ripped off.

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That's absolutely ridiculous.

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I do have another session next week, I think.

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We'll see.

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If there's a half price deal.

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Yes.

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We had sports day.

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I'm going to draw over this really quickly.

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We had sports day to end the cap this week off.

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Last year, I pulled my hamstring in the middle of sports day, went down.

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I did it this year.

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100 meters.

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I did it.

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I did come fourth, but I did it.

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You did the same race that you got the injury in.

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I was actually, I was scared when that race started for you because I wanted you to, I

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just wanted you to finish it.

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I was worried you weren't going to be able to run it and you were just going to freeze,

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but you didn't.

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And he was great, everyone.

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He was amazing.

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Ran.

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He was speedy.

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He got it really.

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I mean, the boys in our year are rapid.

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I mean, four.

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He was so quick for fourth.

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I could absolutely never.

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I mean, yeah.

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Well, it was something, I guess.

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Let's move on to our next quick topic.

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Now this topic, Jemima gets all the credit.

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Now just grab our phones for this one.

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The camera roll session.

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Now let me explain this to you guys.

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Again, most credit goes to Jemima.

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So we're going to open up our camera roll on our phones right now.

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Are we going to randomly, didn't you say randomly?

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Close our eyes and scroll.

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Yeah, we're going to scroll.

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And then when we choose that picture, we have to describe it to one another and to you guys.

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So Jemima, are we going to do it at the same time or one at a time?

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Yeah, same time.

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Three, two, one, go.

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I think click on one.

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Oh, okay.

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I got one.

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Oh my God.

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What the flip.

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Look at this screenshot.

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I can't even see it.

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It's about NP4K.

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It's just a whole paragraph on the NP4, like how to convert things to...

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Right.

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Do you know why you took that?

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Yeah, do it again.

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No, I don't know why.

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I probably do it because I haven't podcast troubles at the time.

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How have I gotten into...

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My God.

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The world's not the best at technology, everyone.

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Okay.

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Who wants to go first?

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You can go.

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I want to see after that reaction.

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Why?

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Um, well, as a man, he looks quite similar.

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He looks quite similar.

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Mr. Man.

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It's okay.

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You can custom make...

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Oh, and he gave it away.

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You can make gappas and...

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Oh, hang on.

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Give me a sec.

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I hope everyone is enjoying this so far and you enjoy my little song because it was truly

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beautiful.

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It was lovely.

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Thank you.

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Um, and we'll show you.

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Yeah, man.

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Do you have any guesses?

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This game is a sport predominantly.

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FIFA.

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FIFA.

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FIFA.

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What do you think is on this, though?

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Do you think it's to make gappas and players?

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Gappas?

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You told me what that means.

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It means manager.

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I reckon it's like it's your team.

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It's your failure.

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You made the team and it's like you're really proud of it.

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I'll show you.

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Is that supposed to be you?

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It's an older version.

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It's like I played multiple career modes with him.

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He's gotten to his older stages now and he was playing for Chelsea and then he managed

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Chelsea.

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Then he went to Bayern Munich.

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Now he's back at Chelsea.

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Oh, I love that.

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All right.

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I don't think you're going to be able to guess it, but I will give you a little thing.

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I took this picture while I was on a day out in a place that has a lot of birds.

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This bird, it's in its enclosure and it's holding a rodent in its mouth, carrying it

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around.

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Why?

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Is it?

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Now, I don't know.

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Falcons, they do get birds, but Paragon falcons do get, yes, Paragon falcon with something

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in his mouth.

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I don't really know what the bird is.

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It might be falcon, but here we are.

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What the hell is that?

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I don't know.

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It's in a place called Birdland and I remember when I took this picture, we watched it eat

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this rat whole.

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It put it in its mouth, it just swallowed it.

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No biting.

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It was gone.

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There was so many rats around this enclosure and it was just chomping them down, no swallow,

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just chugging all these rats down its throat.

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That's some lovely thing for you there.

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Lovely.

292
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Yeah?

293
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Right.

294
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We'll be sure to share that with you guys on the old Instagram, to both of our pictures.

295
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Yes.

296
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Okay, well, I've got a question for you.

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Not a question, a joke.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at football?

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But because she lost her boot.

300
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What?

301
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She lost her moon.

302
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Number one, she lost a glass slipper.

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Number two, the answer is because she kept running away from the ball.

304
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Yeah, yeah.

305
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That's a good one, fair enough.

306
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Thank you, thank you.

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Lost a boot.

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Good listening.

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I just want to tell you about a dream I had the other day.

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Okay.

311
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Not a nice dream, an uncomfortable dream.

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I was lying on a floating cloud in the sky with golden lights.

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Of course you were.

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With one of those Greek gods, you have leaves to cover up areas.

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I was like a Greek.

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Okay, yeah.

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And there were these goat men, goat-like people, who came up giving me offerings or getting

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advice from me.

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And I kept sending them away.

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And eventually this man, it was a man, he had goat legs and he can trot all along.

321
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And the arse was suffering.

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And then I was like, buy it.

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And I put my hand up straight in the middle of my dream.

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My hand came up when it was an alt-type goat cheese.

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Buy it now.

326
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Goat cheese.

327
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Oh, like cheese from a goat?

328
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Yes.

329
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Goat cheese.

330
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Jokes.

331
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Wait, so all these goats that had been offering you stuff, did you kill them to make the cheese?

332
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Like...

333
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It's a dream.

334
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Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

335
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Probably.

336
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:51,960
Don't tell them that, actually.

337
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,960
Right, you heard it here first, everyone, go buy your goat cheese.

338
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Responsible by a stupid opinion of Teenagers Podcast.

339
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Oh, that was...

340
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Moving on swiftly.

341
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Question.

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If you could travel to any year in a time machine, what year would you choose and why?

343
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Well...

344
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Yee-ee-ee-ee.

345
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Fine, Alex.

346
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I'll go, I'll go.

347
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Me, right?

348
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Check your own.

349
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This has always been a tricky question for me.

350
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A very tricky question.

351
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It's either between the Romans, because the Romans were very feisty individuals, and the

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Egyptians.

353
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Just keep in mind, there was a lot of slavery in these times, which isn't nice.

354
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There's slavery in a lot of times, though, so it's quite hard to choose.

355
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,920
So...

356
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Yes, I'm gonna go with the Egyptians, because think of all the spars you can get.

357
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If you remember...

358
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I don't know, if you're...

359
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,680
I'm quite an old-fashioned kind of teenager.

360
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,120
I like to watch my old-fashioned stuff.

361
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I watch the carry-on films.

362
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:18,520
And the carry-on films are top, top, top, top, top notch films.

363
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:23,960
And I remember Cleopatra was in this, like, spa, this blue water spa, and I just really

364
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want that in the temples and then the other.

365
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,520
It's a lovely place.

366
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,960
I would love to go to Egypt.

367
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That's my main mission.

368
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Have you thought of one, Shima?

369
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,960
Yeah, dad.

370
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Sorry about that, everyone, but while my dad was talking to me, I did actually have a think,

371
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and I settled on the coronation of Queen Victoria.

372
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Oh, okay.

373
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That's an interesting one.

374
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Right?

375
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,440
Okay, right.

376
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,880
Now, let me explain myself.

377
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:56,240
Now, we just had the coronation of King Charles recently.

378
00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,400
Well, yep.

379
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And I thought that it would be quite interesting to, like, go back and see what a coronation

380
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looks like back in the day.

381
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,120
Yeah.

382
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And Victorian times, it's not too long ago that they all would be speaking un-understandable

383
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:24,760
English, but it's not too recent that we all know everything about it.

384
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,760
You know what I mean?

385
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Like, I think they have a few pictures from it, don't they?

386
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But really not very many.

387
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It would be nice to have it in the flesh and in colour.

388
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:40,680
Yes, in colour, because obviously it's all in black and white.

389
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And I once, here we go, about me talking about drama again, I played Queen Victoria in a

390
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show, yes?

391
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And so I was thinking that I'd quite like to, you know, see what it was like for her.

392
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So yeah, I'm going with that.

393
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I really would like to see that.

394
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So yeah.

395
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That's an interesting one.

396
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,240
That's definitely different from my Egyptian one.

397
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,240
Yeah.

398
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,640
Right, Will, I've got another joke for you.

399
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,640
Bring it out.

400
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,640
Bring it out.

401
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:22,400
How would you organise a space party?

402
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400
Get loads of space?

403
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,400
No, spaces in the sky.

404
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,400
Sorry.

405
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400
I don't know.

406
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,400
You plan it.

407
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,400
Like, plan it.

408
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:36,480
I don't know.

409
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:55,600
Well, that stank, but that's a proper Will Dad joke, that one.

410
00:18:55,600 --> 00:19:00,280
Something that did happen in my week, not this week, happened eight years ago, but it

411
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:08,160
crossed my mind when we did release this Instagram, go check it out, about Molly Musk.

412
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I remember it was a while back now, but I had to stay in a hotel with my family, and

413
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I was in a room by myself.

414
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,920
Well, not by myself, I had Molly Musk.

415
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:24,160
Ooh, he sleeps with me now, and she's okay, but it's a new place, new environment, new

416
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160
lighting.

417
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:31,000
She didn't really like it.

418
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
This was horrible.

419
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
It was absolutely horrible.

420
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,360
I couldn't go to sleep, first of all.

421
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:37,680
I had to bloody sleep with her, in the same bed.

422
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,680
It was horrible.

423
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,840
I even thought about going to sleep in the bath and let her have her own bed.

424
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,120
It was that irritated.

425
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,440
It was horrible.

426
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,560
Because there was so many business hotel of these, obviously, and there's loads of loids

427
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,880
and walking paths.

428
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:57,600
And when we had a walking path in the corridor, she kept fricking growling at me.

429
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,640
She walked through the room and getting rocked or something.

430
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640
I couldn't go to sleep.

431
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640
I couldn't go to sleep.

432
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:09,960
It was one of the most memorable memories, is how I think about it.

433
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:16,680
I had a memory session with my family last night about putting on Toy Story in the car.

434
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,880
The Toy Story soundtrack, like, you got it.

435
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,880
Oh, right, yeah.

436
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,560
Ah, this is so good.

437
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,560
I remember that.

438
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,520
I remember going swimming with my grandma.

439
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,840
So many good memories.

440
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,640
I remember sleeping in this very small room.

441
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,360
These used to live in a room.

442
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:38,640
But you used to bounce on this little blue ball bouncing around my home.

443
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,640
This would be great.

444
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:47,560
Some memories, you know, when you go back through the memories, you kind of just remember

445
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,560
these things, then.

446
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,560
Yeah.

447
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,040
That's important.

448
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:59,360
I want to quickly move on to the probably main topic of today, is why wake up 4am?

449
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:03,960
Now, this is something that people do a lot.

450
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,960
I'm not one of them.

451
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,640
And now we're going to completely forget about school.

452
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,200
We're going to think about it in our own time.

453
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,720
Because obviously we get up school early because school isn't the only thing.

454
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,320
But if you have no school, you're an adult, let's say.

455
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,080
And you have to get up at 4am.

456
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,680
Waking up at 4am does help you get all fit all your stuff in in the morning.

457
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,680
Yeah.

458
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,440
Helps you process things, helps you free up the rest of your day.

459
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:34,200
So you can maybe, if your kids aren't at school, spend more time with them.

460
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,360
And you've done all your things early on in the morning by let's say 10 o'clock.

461
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,360
Yeah.

462
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,880
You can go shopping, go to the gym, swim, all of that.

463
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,120
Mumbo jumbo.

464
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:52,280
A few cons, you wake up so early and you go to bed so early, you miss time with your family.

465
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,880
Let's say your kids are now at school.

466
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,120
You're missing time with them, which is a flaw with this.

467
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:04,240
Because you're going to see your kids barely.

468
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,600
So what?

469
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,120
If you have no kids, don't worry.

470
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:10,920
Waking up 4am is a very healthy and encouraged thing.

471
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,920
I recommend it.

472
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,920
Right.

473
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,440
It's, it's, it's risky.

474
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:24,120
How to do this, how to wake up at 4am is the hard bit.

475
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120
Is the motivation.

476
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:31,400
Now, I've talked to a few people and motivation is rather hard.

477
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:40,440
Uh, the plan is probably getting up out of bed is probably the most obvious one.

478
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,480
Moving your bottom out of bed.

479
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,480
Yeah.

480
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,400
Put it into practice is another one.

481
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,040
It is very key.

482
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,840
If you just do it once, we do it for a whole week and then you forget it.

483
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,920
This is what I find with a lot of things.

484
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,560
I brush my teeth for like weeks on weeks.

485
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,560
I forget to do it one day.

486
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,520
I don't do it for the rest of the other weeks.

487
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,520
It just slips out of my mind.

488
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,520
Well, that's disgusting.

489
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:03,080
And so I brush my teeth now, which is a plus.

490
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,480
I never used to.

491
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,760
I used to only use mouthwash.

492
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,760
So I'm back.

493
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,760
I'm back, baby.

494
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,760
Oh my God.

495
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:17,560
I've got to start texting you at random times in the day to make sure you brush your teeth.

496
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,360
Another one is no one to like devices early on in the morning.

497
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,360
Yeah, size.

498
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,360
Yeah.

499
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:23,360
Don't do that.

500
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,360
Don't.

501
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,360
It's a no go.

502
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,640
Uh, another one is of course sleeping well.

503
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:34,000
And if you don't sleep well, go get help.

504
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Simple as that.

505
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,200
But seriously, no, sleeping well is a key thing.

506
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:44,640
Just even if you wake up late, it's a key thing to do.

507
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:50,760
Also is getting, getting into a comfortable, um, comfortable environment.

508
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:53,040
Not, not so too dangerous.

509
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:57,820
Don't try and avoid, um, waking up at this time.

510
00:23:57,820 --> 00:24:01,600
Try and keep it to a strict plan.

511
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,080
Don't step out of that plan.

512
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,080
Otherwise you ruined it.

513
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,080
You ruined it.

514
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,760
And you're kind of, kind of useless like me.

515
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,760
So that's why I wake up at four a.m.

516
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,760
Because it is healthier.

517
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,560
Jemima, would you recommend waking up at four a.m.?

518
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,560
I would personally.

519
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,480
Um, I like to wake up early.

520
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:22,240
Obviously, obviously there's some days, like this morning, um, for example, it's the first

521
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,480
day of holiday.

522
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,920
I did not wake up till very late, but that is, you've got to have some days where you

523
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,600
can treat yourself to a nice lie.

524
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:36,480
And obviously, but if you've got a lot to do in that day, you want to have a productive

525
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,480
day.

526
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:48,200
So I highly recommend waking up at four a.m. because I just think that it would be really,

527
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200
really good.

528
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,200
And do you know what?

529
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,000
Having this conversation just gave me the best idea for us.

530
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,880
Well, what, what, what is it?

531
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,480
We should do a ridiculously early morning podcast one time.

532
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,480
Oh my God.

533
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480
No reason.

534
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:08,960
Yeah, that's a really good idea.

535
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960
All right.

536
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,360
All like really late or really early, like just something.

537
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,200
Someone would like we have nothing, nothing to give.

538
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,680
We're just, we try so hard, but we're like.

539
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Yeah.

540
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,360
And then and then they can see how bad we are when we're not at full energy.

541
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,080
Yeah, well, it wasn't that bad.

542
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,040
It was a video we just record.

543
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,040
Yeah.

544
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,120
And it is a script completely.

545
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,800
It was literally like, hello, I'm welcome to this student.

546
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,000
I was right.

547
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,680
Well, what do you think?

548
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,600
Would you wake up at four a.m.?

549
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,600
Would I wake up for a.m.?

550
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,680
Yes, I would.

551
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,400
I would wake up for him.

552
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400
Yes.

553
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,400
It's better.

554
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,400
It's help.

555
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,400
Yeah.

556
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,400
Oh, okay.

557
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Right.

558
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,400
I feel it's time for energy.

559
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,920
You're overloading me with love.

560
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,920
Right.

561
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,400
Now, I'm not going to lie.

562
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,000
This one is truly atrocious.

563
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,040
It's awful, but I'm going to tell it to you anyway.

564
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,040
Good luck.

565
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,120
I don't like I don't like that.

566
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,800
That's just.

567
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,360
Why did the bike fall over?

568
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,000
Why did the bike fall over?

569
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,960
What did he get away with that?

570
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,960
I don't know.

571
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,960
It's just the accent.

572
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,840
Because he lost his wheels.

573
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,440
Because he was too tired.

574
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,040
Yeah, I get it.

575
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,600
He was too tired, too tired, too tired.

576
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,720
But let's see what was up.

577
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720
I don't know.

578
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720
I just felt the accent.

579
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720
I'm feeling it.

580
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720
You know?

581
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,000
Let's get popping, I guess.

582
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Fair place.

583
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Fair place.

584
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Question.

585
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,880
I did ask you to get some debate questions down.

586
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,640
But I want you to do the best one.

587
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640
Okay.

588
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:21,640
I don't know which one to choose.

589
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:27,840
Choose.

590
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,840
Okay how many are there?

591
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840
Three, didn't you say?

592
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,840
There's three, yeah.

593
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Okay, I'm going to choose number one.

594
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,840
Number two.

595
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,760
Number six, okay.

596
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,480
Should teachers wear uniform?

597
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,120
Should teachers wear uniform?

598
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,320
Yeah.

599
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,560
So we have, in England there's a lot of uniform schools.

600
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,840
Not all schools wear uniform.

601
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,800
But literally 98% out of the 100 do.

602
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,840
Okay, I understand.

603
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840
I understand.

604
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,840
Teachers wear uniform.

605
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,200
Yes, I think they should.

606
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,200
Because...

607
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,200
I dropped my hair brush under my bed.

608
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,200
Just carry on.

609
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Carry on while I get it.

610
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,520
Teachers should definitely...

611
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:26,400
I don't know what she's...

612
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,960
I'm sorry, how?

613
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,960
I think they should.

614
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,280
Okay.

615
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:44,320
Some students want to feel equal with teachers because there's a lot of problems like that.

616
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,280
That they don't feel the same as teachers.

617
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,160
Teachers get different privileges.

618
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,480
That happens in a lot of schools.

619
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,480
So I think they should.

620
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:56,040
I'm just seeing my teachers wear the same outfit and they do look like a few umpa-lumpas,

621
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,080
but you know.

622
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,280
We'll work with it.

623
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Yeah.

624
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:06,600
I think they should.

625
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:12,400
Because if you're going to make the students wear uniform, and they're so strict about

626
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,840
it as well, they're like, oh my gosh, your shirt's untucked.

627
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840
You know what I mean?

628
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840
It's like constant.

629
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Constant.

630
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,120
Your uniform isn't smart.

631
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,120
Your tie isn't straight.

632
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,080
Like just shut up, yeah?

633
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,320
Because they...

634
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,320
Yeah.

635
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,760
Because they just want to have something to tell you off about.

636
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,400
But if they also wore the uniform, then they'd realize like, oh my gosh, yeah, my tie's

637
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,520
unstraight and I didn't even realize it's not my fault.

638
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Like you know what I mean?

639
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,960
They wouldn't be so uptight about the stupid things like uniform.

640
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,360
Yeah, I understand.

641
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,640
Yeah, I agree with you.

642
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:53,400
It's one thing which teachers do get a bit too nitpickety about and needs to be sorted

643
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
out to be honest.

644
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,200
They need to step into our boots.

645
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,400
Yeah, they need to taste their own medicine.

646
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400
Yeah.

647
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,120
Uh, you do have one more joke.

648
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,120
Yes.

649
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,120
Yes, I do.

650
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,320
And what a cracker of a joke it is.

651
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320
No.

652
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:18,800
What does a spy do when raining?

653
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
When raining?

654
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,800
What does a spy do when it's clear?

655
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,720
Like when it's raining from the sky, like...

656
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,120
What does the spy do?

657
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,160
I don't know.

658
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,800
They go undercover.

659
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,800
Oh, yeah.

660
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:41,760
They undercover from the rain.

661
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,760
Yeah.

662
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,640
Oh, it's not bad what actually fat.

663
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,640
Thank you.

664
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640
Thank you.

665
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,640
Let's start doing jokes.

666
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,640
Not bad.

667
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,920
Except that bike one, that accent kind of...

668
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920
Confuses.

669
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Confuses me.

670
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,200
Anyway, we've hit the 30 minute mark.

671
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,720
I think that, that was a better episode than we first recorded.

672
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,720
Yeah.

673
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,960
Hope you guys enjoyed what a banger that was.

674
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,440
I don't think I have anything else to say really.

675
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,440
Just...

676
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,440
Check Instagram.

677
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,440
Check the Instagram.

678
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,440
Please just keep going.

679
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,440
Drop a like, drop a comment, do whatever.

680
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,760
Yes, because our Instagram, I'm not going to lie, is depressing.

681
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,760
I check it every single day, at least twice a day.

682
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Holy ping.

683
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,400
I'm praying that there's going to be something on there.

684
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
A like.

685
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,400
But no.

686
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,400
Come on, guys.

687
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,400
Please.

688
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,400
Come on.

689
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,400
Please.

690
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,400
Like it.

691
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,560
And also, we're still trying to get 100 likes on that post about the relationship advice

692
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,560
video for Will.

693
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,680
We're at like seven likes, I think.

694
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,680
So we're quite a few short.

695
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,280
So keep the likes coming.

696
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,280
Come on, people.

697
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280
Come on.

698
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,280
Bring it on.

699
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,560
Friends, family, dogs, cats, mooses.

700
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,560
Whatever you fancy.

701
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,560
Mooses.

702
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:04,480
This may well as a little inside joke about mooses.

703
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,680
That's praise for another day.

704
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,680
Thank you, firstly, everyone.

705
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,680
Yeah.

706
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,680
Bye, guys.

707
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,680
Bye from me.

708
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Ta ta.

709
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,680
Bye from me.

710
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:27,860
Pretty funny, isn't it?

711
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:39,060
Yeah.

712
00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:47,700
Thanks for watching!

