Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jemima McVittie
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
Episode five of the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, we're back.
Oh, it's been a half a long time since we've...
You're laughing at what I think you're laughing at.
I'm going to explain, explain, Will explain.
Oh, every episode, at the moment, this season I'll be going like, oh, we're back.
We recorded a bit of this episode before because we messed up and we didn't like it.
It was a bit too dull for you guys.
Messed up and I said the same thing.
Oh, we're back.
I just, I don't know.
And Jumaimah commented on it.
So okay.
So yes.
Hello everyone.
We are back.
We are very energetic if you don't realize because yes, we did record this episode and
it was awful.
Not going to lie.
We do not want to be getting you awful things.
So we are both back.
We've literally got so much energy now because Will just dumped his head in the pool and
I just had a really, really cold shower.
So we are energetic.
Oh yeah.
I'm so happy to be back because we were back.
Oh, we did it.
We recorded on Saturday.
Yeah.
Because you had a play rehearsal.
Yes.
Did that go well?
Yeah.
I mean, we've done the show now and it was really good.
Best that could have, best it could have gone.
Not going to lie.
My scene, well, my main scene was absolutely amazing.
One of the, when we did, we did, it was a two night performance.
The second night, the first night, it was great.
The second night, our energy was over the roof and it was honestly, the best probably
we've ever done it was the second, like the last night, which is a way to end it.
The other, the other narrator was, who was doing it with me, me and him, we were doing
so many reactions, interactions.
It was really, yeah, it was really good.
Good.
I'm pleased.
Thank you.
How was your week gone?
Because it's been a long time since we've last asked.
Yeah.
It's been, it's been good.
We've finished school now, so that means solid, solid content for all of you listening.
Well done.
We've got a lot, we've got a lot planned.
There we will.
Exciting things.
A lot of exciting things.
So much content, bloopers.
Check out the Instagram.
I keep plugging it to you guys.
Check it out.
There's so much to come.
Hopefully more guests, more, a bigger variety of guests and yeah, we're pumped.
Yeah.
So my week, yes, we have, well, yeah, I've now never gone back to the school that I've
been at for 12 years of my life, which is insane.
And it's crazy that me and Will are never going to go to school ever again together,
which is very sad, but you know what?
We're still here.
We've got, we've got that sibling bond.
We're here.
We could never, we could never forget about each other.
Won't happen.
So don't you worry guys.
We are here.
We are going.
And when I joined my new school, the weeks, the well, I mean, our weeks are going to actually
be different because right now we literally say the same thing, don't we Will?
Because we're in mostly the same lesson.
So we have the same week.
But yeah, lessons.
I mean, obviously we weren't really doing much in Namba because it's the end of town.
A lot of films.
Watched this really funny film in Spanish about like a bull and it got like, did you
watch it?
Fernando.
It was really funny.
I love that film.
I was laughing so much in it.
Yeah.
But I recommend it.
We did what it was.
It is a Spanish film while we were in Spanish, but they did put on English subtitles because
you know, we've only been doing Spanish for three years, is it?
Three years.
Yeah.
So we are not showing.
Yeah.
My week in general, very good.
Yeah.
Really solid.
Glad to be on holiday.
Your week?
Yeah.
Well, where can I...
It's been a painful encounter.
I did have a chiropractor today.
I think I'll start off with that.
Oh yeah.
How'd that go?
It wasn't like a chirocraptor because it was my first session with a chiropractor.
She kind of taught me through it.
What was wrong with me?
I said a few things.
She understood what was wrong with me.
My neck's quite tight.
My back's a bit funky.
My weight's predominantly on one side.
I think it's on my left side because of my...
I'm guessing because of my hamstring injury.
Oh yeah.
Fair enough.
And then she did like this hypnotizing thing where I had to put...
I won't show you, but I had to put my foot, my hand here.
I had to bend it towards me and I breathed in and then she would move my head around.
I breathed out.
I bend my foot backwards and she would move my head again.
She did that a few times and it apparently adjusted something in my skull.
It made me feel lighter.
It made me move my neck freer.
It's back to normal now, to be honest.
It's just a little adjustment.
Just does it for a second, but we're getting more into it.
Do you know how much they cost, these chiropractors?
No.
Neither.
£75.
You're kidding.
Seven...
Oh my God.
That's ridiculous.
£75.
As in like seven five.
As in not like £7.50, like £75.
£75.
The bucks, the big bucks.
Oh my God.
Well, I'm not going to lie.
I think you've been a bit ripped off.
That's absolutely ridiculous.
Yeah.
I do have another session next week, I think.
We'll see.
If there's a half price deal.
Yes.
Another thing.
We had sports day.
I'm going to draw over this really quickly.
We had sports day to end the cap this week off.
Last year, I pulled my hamstring in the middle of sports day, went down.
I did it this year.
100 meters.
I did it.
I did come fourth, but I did it.
You did the same race that you got the injury in.
I was actually, I was scared when that race started for you because I wanted you to, I
just wanted you to finish it.
I was worried you weren't going to be able to run it and you were just going to freeze,
but you didn't.
And he was great, everyone.
He was amazing.
Ran.
He was speedy.
He got it really.
I mean, the boys in our year are rapid.
I mean, four.
He was so quick for fourth.
I could absolutely never.
I mean, yeah.
Well, it was something, I guess.
Let's move on to our next quick topic.
Now this topic, Jemima gets all the credit.
Now just grab our phones for this one.
The camera roll session.
Now let me explain this to you guys.
Again, most credit goes to Jemima.
So we're going to open up our camera roll on our phones right now.
Are we going to randomly, didn't you say randomly?
Yes.
Close our eyes and scroll.
Yeah, we're going to scroll.
And then when we choose that picture, we have to describe it to one another and to you guys.
So Jemima, are we going to do it at the same time or one at a time?
Yeah, same time.
Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
I think click on one.
Oh, okay.
I got one.
Oh my God.
What the flip.
Look at this screenshot.
I can't even see it.
It's about NP4K.
It's just a whole paragraph on the NP4, like how to convert things to...
Right.
Do you know why you took that?
Yeah, do it again.
No, I don't know why.
I probably do it because I haven't podcast troubles at the time.
Yeah.
How have I gotten into...
My God.
The world's not the best at technology, everyone.
Okay.
Yeah.
Who wants to go first?
You can go.
I want to see after that reaction.
Why?
Um, well, as a man, he looks quite similar.
He looks quite similar.
Mr. Man.
It's okay.
You can custom make...
Oh, and he gave it away.
You can make gappas and...
Oh, hang on.
Give me a sec.
I hope everyone is enjoying this so far and you enjoy my little song because it was truly
beautiful.
It was lovely.
Thank you.
Okay.
Um, and we'll show you.
Yeah, man.
Do you have any guesses?
This game is a sport predominantly.
FIFA.
What do you think is on this, though?
Do you think it's to make gappas and players?
Gappas?
You told me what that means.
It means manager.
I reckon it's like it's your team.
It's your failure.
You made the team and it's like you're really proud of it.
Okay.
I'll show you.
Is that supposed to be you?
It's an older version.
It's like I played multiple career modes with him.
He's gotten to his older stages now and he was playing for Chelsea and then he managed
Chelsea.
Then he went to Bayern Munich.
Now he's back at Chelsea.
Oh, I love that.
All right.
I don't think you're going to be able to guess it, but I will give you a little thing.
I took this picture while I was on a day out in a place that has a lot of birds.
This bird, it's in its enclosure and it's holding a rodent in its mouth, carrying it
around.
Why?
Is it?
Now, I don't know.
Falcons, they do get birds, but Paragon falcons do get, yes, Paragon falcon with something
in his mouth.
I don't really know what the bird is.
It might be falcon, but here we are.
What the hell is that?
I don't know.
It's in a place called Birdland and I remember when I took this picture, we watched it eat
this rat whole.
It put it in its mouth, it just swallowed it.
No biting.
It was gone.
There was so many rats around this enclosure and it was just chomping them down, no swallow,
just chugging all these rats down its throat.
That's some lovely thing for you there.
Lovely.
Yeah?
Right.
We'll be sure to share that with you guys on the old Instagram, to both of our pictures.
Yes.
Okay, well, I've got a question for you.
Not a question, a joke.
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
But because she lost her boot.
What?
She lost her moon.
Number one, she lost a glass slipper.
Number two, the answer is because she kept running away from the ball.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good one, fair enough.
Thank you, thank you.
Lost a boot.
Good listening.
I just want to tell you about a dream I had the other day.
Okay.
Not a nice dream, an uncomfortable dream.
I was lying on a floating cloud in the sky with golden lights.
Of course you were.
With one of those Greek gods, you have leaves to cover up areas.
I was like a Greek.
Okay, yeah.
And there were these goat men, goat-like people, who came up giving me offerings or getting
advice from me.
And I kept sending them away.
And eventually this man, it was a man, he had goat legs and he can trot all along.
And the arse was suffering.
And then I was like, buy it.
And I put my hand up straight in the middle of my dream.
My hand came up when it was an alt-type goat cheese.
Buy it now.
Goat cheese.
Oh, like cheese from a goat?
Yes.
Goat cheese.
Jokes.
Wait, so all these goats that had been offering you stuff, did you kill them to make the cheese?
Like...
It's a dream.
Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Probably.
Don't tell them that, actually.
Right, you heard it here first, everyone, go buy your goat cheese.
Responsible by a stupid opinion of Teenagers Podcast.
Oh, that was...
Moving on swiftly.
Question.
If you could travel to any year in a time machine, what year would you choose and why?
Well...
Yee-ee-ee-ee.
Fine, Alex.
I'll go, I'll go.
Me, right?
Check your own.
This has always been a tricky question for me.
A very tricky question.
It's either between the Romans, because the Romans were very feisty individuals, and the
Egyptians.
Just keep in mind, there was a lot of slavery in these times, which isn't nice.
There's slavery in a lot of times, though, so it's quite hard to choose.
So...
Yes, I'm gonna go with the Egyptians, because think of all the spars you can get.
If you remember...
I don't know, if you're...
I'm quite an old-fashioned kind of teenager.
I like to watch my old-fashioned stuff.
I watch the carry-on films.
And the carry-on films are top, top, top, top, top notch films.
And I remember Cleopatra was in this, like, spa, this blue water spa, and I just really
want that in the temples and then the other.
It's a lovely place.
I would love to go to Egypt.
That's my main mission.
Have you thought of one, Shima?
Yeah, dad.
Sorry about that, everyone, but while my dad was talking to me, I did actually have a think,
and I settled on the coronation of Queen Victoria.
Oh, okay.
That's an interesting one.
Right?
Okay, right.
Now, let me explain myself.
Now, we just had the coronation of King Charles recently.
Well, yep.
And I thought that it would be quite interesting to, like, go back and see what a coronation
looks like back in the day.
Yeah.
And Victorian times, it's not too long ago that they all would be speaking un-understandable
English, but it's not too recent that we all know everything about it.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think they have a few pictures from it, don't they?
But really not very many.
It would be nice to have it in the flesh and in colour.
Yes, in colour, because obviously it's all in black and white.
And I once, here we go, about me talking about drama again, I played Queen Victoria in a
show, yes?
And so I was thinking that I'd quite like to, you know, see what it was like for her.
So yeah, I'm going with that.
I really would like to see that.
So yeah.
That's an interesting one.
That's definitely different from my Egyptian one.
Yeah.
Right, Will, I've got another joke for you.
Bring it out.
How would you organise a space party?
Get loads of space?
No, spaces in the sky.
Sorry.
I don't know.
You plan it.
Like, plan it.
I don't know.
Well, that stank, but that's a proper Will Dad joke, that one.
Something that did happen in my week, not this week, happened eight years ago, but it
crossed my mind when we did release this Instagram, go check it out, about Molly Musk.
I remember it was a while back now, but I had to stay in a hotel with my family, and
I was in a room by myself.
Well, not by myself, I had Molly Musk.
Ooh, he sleeps with me now, and she's okay, but it's a new place, new environment, new
lighting.
She didn't really like it.
This was horrible.
It was absolutely horrible.
I couldn't go to sleep, first of all.
I had to bloody sleep with her, in the same bed.
It was horrible.
I even thought about going to sleep in the bath and let her have her own bed.
It was that irritated.
It was horrible.
Because there was so many business hotel of these, obviously, and there's loads of loids
and walking paths.
And when we had a walking path in the corridor, she kept fricking growling at me.
She walked through the room and getting rocked or something.
I couldn't go to sleep.
It was one of the most memorable memories, is how I think about it.
I had a memory session with my family last night about putting on Toy Story in the car.
The Toy Story soundtrack, like, you got it.
Oh, right, yeah.
Ah, this is so good.
I remember that.
I remember going swimming with my grandma.
So many good memories.
I remember sleeping in this very small room.
These used to live in a room.
But you used to bounce on this little blue ball bouncing around my home.
This would be great.
Some memories, you know, when you go back through the memories, you kind of just remember
these things, then.
Yeah.
That's important.
I want to quickly move on to the probably main topic of today, is why wake up 4am?
Now, this is something that people do a lot.
I'm not one of them.
And now we're going to completely forget about school.
We're going to think about it in our own time.
Because obviously we get up school early because school isn't the only thing.
But if you have no school, you're an adult, let's say.
And you have to get up at 4am.
Waking up at 4am does help you get all fit all your stuff in in the morning.
Yeah.
Helps you process things, helps you free up the rest of your day.
So you can maybe, if your kids aren't at school, spend more time with them.
And you've done all your things early on in the morning by let's say 10 o'clock.
Yeah.
You can go shopping, go to the gym, swim, all of that.
Mumbo jumbo.
A few cons, you wake up so early and you go to bed so early, you miss time with your family.
Let's say your kids are now at school.
You're missing time with them, which is a flaw with this.
Because you're going to see your kids barely.
So what?
If you have no kids, don't worry.
Waking up 4am is a very healthy and encouraged thing.
I recommend it.
Right.
It's, it's, it's risky.
How to do this, how to wake up at 4am is the hard bit.
Is the motivation.
Now, I've talked to a few people and motivation is rather hard.
Uh, the plan is probably getting up out of bed is probably the most obvious one.
Moving your bottom out of bed.
Yeah.
Put it into practice is another one.
It is very key.
If you just do it once, we do it for a whole week and then you forget it.
This is what I find with a lot of things.
I brush my teeth for like weeks on weeks.
I forget to do it one day.
I don't do it for the rest of the other weeks.
It just slips out of my mind.
Well, that's disgusting.
And so I brush my teeth now, which is a plus.
I never used to.
I used to only use mouthwash.
So I'm back.
I'm back, baby.
Oh my God.
I've got to start texting you at random times in the day to make sure you brush your teeth.
Another one is no one to like devices early on in the morning.
Yeah, size.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
Don't.
It's a no go.
Uh, another one is of course sleeping well.
And if you don't sleep well, go get help.
Simple as that.
But seriously, no, sleeping well is a key thing.
Just even if you wake up late, it's a key thing to do.
Also is getting, getting into a comfortable, um, comfortable environment.
Not, not so too dangerous.
Don't try and avoid, um, waking up at this time.
Try and keep it to a strict plan.
Don't step out of that plan.
Otherwise you ruined it.
You ruined it.
And you're kind of, kind of useless like me.
So that's why I wake up at four a.m.
Because it is healthier.
Jemima, would you recommend waking up at four a.m.?
I would personally.
Um, I like to wake up early.
Obviously, obviously there's some days, like this morning, um, for example, it's the first
day of holiday.
I did not wake up till very late, but that is, you've got to have some days where you
can treat yourself to a nice lie.
And obviously, but if you've got a lot to do in that day, you want to have a productive
day.
So I highly recommend waking up at four a.m. because I just think that it would be really,
really good.
And do you know what?
Having this conversation just gave me the best idea for us.
Well, what, what, what is it?
We should do a ridiculously early morning podcast one time.
Oh my God.
No reason.
Yeah, that's a really good idea.
All right.
All like really late or really early, like just something.
Someone would like we have nothing, nothing to give.
We're just, we try so hard, but we're like.
Yeah.
And then and then they can see how bad we are when we're not at full energy.
Yeah, well, it wasn't that bad.
It was a video we just record.
Yeah.
And it is a script completely.
It was literally like, hello, I'm welcome to this student.
I was right.
Well, what do you think?
Would you wake up at four a.m.?
Would I wake up for a.m.?
Yes, I would.
I would wake up for him.
Yes.
It's better.
It's help.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Right.
I feel it's time for energy.
You're overloading me with love.
Right.
Now, I'm not going to lie.
This one is truly atrocious.
It's awful, but I'm going to tell it to you anyway.
Good luck.
I don't like I don't like that.
That's just.
Why did the bike fall over?
What did he get away with that?
I don't know.
It's just the accent.
Because he lost his wheels.
Because he was too tired.
Yeah, I get it.
He was too tired, too tired, too tired.
But let's see what was up.
I don't know.
I just felt the accent.
I'm feeling it.
You know?
Let's get popping, I guess.
Fair place.
Question.
I did ask you to get some debate questions down.
But I want you to do the best one.
Okay.
I don't know which one to choose.
Choose.
Okay how many are there?
Three, didn't you say?
There's three, yeah.
Okay, I'm going to choose number one.
Number two.
Number six, okay.
Should teachers wear uniform?
Yeah.
So we have, in England there's a lot of uniform schools.
Not all schools wear uniform.
But literally 98% out of the 100 do.
Okay, I understand.
I understand.
Teachers wear uniform.
Yes, I think they should.
Because...
I dropped my hair brush under my bed.
Just carry on.
Carry on while I get it.
Teachers should definitely...
I don't know what she's...
I'm sorry, how?
I think they should.
Okay.
Some students want to feel equal with teachers because there's a lot of problems like that.
That they don't feel the same as teachers.
Teachers get different privileges.
That happens in a lot of schools.
So I think they should.
I'm just seeing my teachers wear the same outfit and they do look like a few umpa-lumpas,
but you know.
We'll work with it.
Yeah.
I think they should.
Because if you're going to make the students wear uniform, and they're so strict about
it as well, they're like, oh my gosh, your shirt's untucked.
You know what I mean?
It's like constant.
Constant.
Your uniform isn't smart.
Your tie isn't straight.
Like just shut up, yeah?
Because they...
Yeah.
Because they just want to have something to tell you off about.
But if they also wore the uniform, then they'd realize like, oh my gosh, yeah, my tie's
unstraight and I didn't even realize it's not my fault.
Like you know what I mean?
They wouldn't be so uptight about the stupid things like uniform.
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, I agree with you.
It's one thing which teachers do get a bit too nitpickety about and needs to be sorted
out to be honest.
They need to step into our boots.
Yeah, they need to taste their own medicine.
Yeah.
Uh, you do have one more joke.
Yes.
Yes, I do.
And what a cracker of a joke it is.
No.
What does a spy do when raining?
When raining?
What does a spy do when it's clear?
Like when it's raining from the sky, like...
What does the spy do?
I don't know.
They go undercover.
Oh, yeah.
They undercover from the rain.
Yeah.
Oh, it's not bad what actually fat.
Thank you.
Let's start doing jokes.
Not bad.
Except that bike one, that accent kind of...
Confuses.
Confuses me.
Anyway, we've hit the 30 minute mark.
I think that, that was a better episode than we first recorded.
Yeah.
Hope you guys enjoyed what a banger that was.
I don't think I have anything else to say really.
Just...
Check Instagram.
Check the Instagram.
Please just keep going.
Drop a like, drop a comment, do whatever.
Yes, because our Instagram, I'm not going to lie, is depressing.
I check it every single day, at least twice a day.
Holy ping.
I'm praying that there's going to be something on there.
A like.
But no.
Come on, guys.
Please.
Come on.
Please.
Like it.
And also, we're still trying to get 100 likes on that post about the relationship advice
video for Will.
We're at like seven likes, I think.
So we're quite a few short.
So keep the likes coming.
Come on, people.
Come on.
Bring it on.
Friends, family, dogs, cats, mooses.
Whatever you fancy.
Mooses.
This may well as a little inside joke about mooses.
That's praise for another day.
Thank you, firstly, everyone.
Yeah.
Bye, guys.
Bye from me.
Ta ta.
Bye from me.
Pretty funny, isn't it?
Yeah.
Thanks for watching!