Hello, I'm Will Jones.
And I'm Jumaimah McVitie.
Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how
to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week.
So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or
an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping.
And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your
tales of teenagers.
So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy.
Hello.
Or alas.
Ciao.
Bonjour.
And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode four.
Oh, we're back.
On Tuesday night, in inverted commas.
This is a Saturday recording, isn't it?
Yeah.
So true.
Good.
Because Jumaimah has a...
Yeah, school play.
So that's...
It's been hard recording that.
11 o'clock, didn't you say, you get back?
Yeah, something like that.
It's late, so not very good.
So that late, you guys?
Yeah.
So we're getting it out to you on Tuesday, but recording on a Saturday.
And a lot of podcasts do that.
Yeah.
Anyway, we can't really do the week, as we just recorded yesterday for a Friday episode,
so we can't really record the week.
So I'm going to change it up with a little story.
This happened a few weeks back now.
It's about the MOT in the car failing.
Oh, gosh.
It's okay?
Yeah, it's my nun's car.
Oh, okay.
The MOT failed.
And this was a bad, bad day.
It was just chicken dinner day.
It's not about any reason the car failing is a bad thing.
It's because it's a chicken dinner day.
No, chicken dinner day, that's the best day.
Best day.
Anyway, so of course, in a higher car, that's what we were given.
You can't have...
You dip it in a Bluetooth.
So we're like, God, we're going to ring up to put chicken dinner on because...
My brain.
Anyway, I love my nun.
Of course, we got to ring to get the chicken on because we're on the other side of town.
So...
And it was stressful.
I was stressed out.
I was like, I don't want to have this chicken dinner day.
Oh, no.
Right.
I'm just a bit confused.
Why?
Why did you need Bluetooth to call?
Why couldn't you just call without Bluetooth?
Why didn't you just call on your phone?
Why?
Why did you need Bluetooth?
Maybe we got our phones or we didn't.
That's the problem with that one is actually, and we got back late.
We did have chicken dinner, but it was around seven o'clock.
Like for me.
But...
There you go, that was really annoying.
It stressed me out.
I don't know why we didn't use our phone.
That's the puzzle, isn't it?
Oh, well.
We'll have to check in and that.
Yeah.
Please.
I want to ask you a little opinion on seven year olds with phones.
No, no, no.
What year are you in when you're seven?
Year three, four, are you?
Year three?
Year three.
Yeah, because yeah, I was a corrector.
Yeah, year three when you're seven.
Oh, no way.
Yeah.
You're year three when you're seven.
Yeah.
Wow.
Carrie.
So yeah, year three.
No, I think the youngest you should get a phone is year five, very youngest.
And that's...
What?
No, actually, no, year six.
Year six.
I didn't mean to say year five.
I meant year six.
So that's about, what is that?
Twelve?
Twelve.
Eleven?
No, not twelve.
Eleven.
Is it?
Eleven.
I think that that is okay.
In my opinion, you should have one at the start of secondary school because you know,
you've started secondary school, you should be able to contact your parents.
So you need one for that.
But no, seven year olds with phone is absolutely no go.
No.
Yeah.
And I know a few seven year olds that lived down where I live in the village of, you know,
somewhere.
And they have Snapchat.
They have Snapchat.
Seven!
They have Snapchat.
It's okay.
Right.
It's one thing to have a phone at seven, but it's a whole other thing to have social media
at the age of seven.
That's ridiculous.
I don't really think you should have it at the start of senior school.
Like, no, after you're seven, you should have it.
That comes in at maybe year eight, at the end of year, middle.
Get WhatsApp.
That's the most helpful thing.
It's safe-ish.
Gets you in contact with your parents or just use Messenger if you want that.
Yeah.
Have a few apps.
Yeah.
They have Snapchat.
They had Be Real.
I don't know.
Oh, it's, I don't have it, but it's like you have to like, I don't know.
It's stupid, Be Real.
Stupid.
They did have WhatsApp.
They never use it.
They only use it for family stuff.
It's like if they have a family WhatsApp.
My family has a family WhatsApp, which I rooted in.
You do.
I know.
I thought I cleaned it in it.
So, right.
Your family, or the ring, your family has a family WhatsApp group, which you are not
on.
Yeah.
Have you asked to be on it?
I feel like I did.
I did ages ago.
I said, can I get on this family WhatsApp?
But then my mother was there.
My mother was removed and I never got on it.
Oh, it's okay, Will.
It's okay.
You get through this.
Yeah.
I think that's all they had.
You never know what they can be getting up to on phones at the age of seven.
You know what's on there, social media, any platform.
It's not safe.
It's not safe at that age, is it?
To be honest.
The internet's never safe, whatever age you are.
Especially if you're an old person as well.
Older people and younger teens are the most vulnerable.
Yeah.
Because older people, it's online, don't they?
Mm-hmm.
I watched a documentary on that.
Of course you did.
What is our next topic?
Yes.
Now, this is the question I wanted to ask you.
You don't ask it back.
Just because you're an actress, you like to do a lot of acting.
I thought I'd just give you a question for you.
What is the most ridiculous outfit you've ever worn?
Oh, gosh.
Okay, I've worn some quite wacky ones.
In my acting times, yes.
Right.
I'll give you a few.
When I was very little, I was in a show when I was a firefly in which I had a head torch
on my head.
With it on, I was in all black with just a head torch buzzing around like a fly.
So that's that one, the head torch.
Yeah.
I've worn bright rainbow stripey socks and a denim dress.
That was quite wacky, stripey shirt.
It was also-
Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins?
I think that was a wacky clothes.
Recently I was in a show where I was an orphan and I had to wear this dress.
I looked like I was out of a nun- what's it called?
A nun thing.
I'm not a-
Nunnery, that's it.
I'm saying true.
Sorry.
Nunnery, yeah.
It was dark blue and I had this magnetic apron and cloths hanging off me.
That was quite wacky.
They were unused, don't worry.
But yeah.
They had some of the main ones.
The firefly torch was definitely something.
Also, in a year, I think you must have been in this show, Will.
I think we're in year three.
We played sweets in a school play and I dressed up as a skittle.
What was I?
I have a picture of my-
Somewhere else.
You know Tony the photographer.
Yeah.
He got a picture of me and I was like, me picture?
My outfit was like-
I still have it.
I don't know what I was.
I was in this orange outfit.
Oh yeah.
So there's that.
There's that.
Yeah.
Interesting.
I remember that outfit.
I remember as well, in the one after, we were dressed as men, people, suits and glasses.
We were a bank.
We were working in a bank.
What a great time.
I remember there was one in the- what you called it?
The prep diary we had.
A prep diary, yeah.
And there was a- I was peeking out the side going like-
Oh, oh.
What is that?
It's funny.
I think I still have it somewhere.
I gotta see that.
Well, you're gonna have to find that and show it to me.
I will.
It's talk.
Oh.
Oh, that was funny.
Our next subject.
Our next subject is a little section I want to talk about meditating.
And now, Jemima's gonna roll.
She rolled her eyes.
Um, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna talk about meditating.
Right, can I say something before you start off learning about meditating?
If you want to skip, feel free.
Because, if you want to skip on, because trust me, I listen to Will talk about meditating
at least once a week.
And, honestly, it's just-
Oh, gosh.
So you're in for one.
Either listen and listen to me completely roast Will when he's talking about meditating
or feel free to skip on for us to talk about more interesting things later on in the podcast.
Right, thank you.
That's that notice gone off.
Take it away, Will.
Right.
That's talking to one of the best things you can do in the world.
Meditating.
Right, yeah.
Okay.
Right.
Is meditation worth it?
Yes or no?
Not only does meditation help you mentally and emotionally, it also can help you physically.
I went around Reddit and got some varied answers from people on the topic.
Okay?
Not just my opinion.
I'll give you that.
I'll give you that now, actually.
Well, in my opinion, do meditating.
It really helps you.
And these reasons help you know why.
I've meditated, I don't know, for years.
I wouldn't say I'm a consistent in my-
I wouldn't say I'm consistent in my practice, although I really should do it more.
I feel so much better when I do.
There you go.
Do you mind if I change with you?
Right.
Now, I don't have anything against meditating, particularly.
What I have against meditating is you saying that you're really smart and you know everything
that you meditated last night.
And I'm going to expose you here, Will, on this very podcast.
Now, I'm saying-
You know what I'm going to say.
The other day, me and Will, we were talking.
We were having a little discussion, talking about our lives.
And the topic of, is the world flat?
Tell me, Mara.
It doesn't make sense.
He says, you know what you're, Mara?
Yes, the world is flat.
I start looking at the pictures.
It's flat.
And I say, Will, have you ever been to space?
Have you ever seen that is a sphere?
And he says, do you mind, Mara?
I meditate.
I know these things.
You don't.
You've never meditated in your life.
I sit and meditate and I relax and I channel the enemy so I know, because I have looked
at a picture, that the world is flat.
Now, Will, have you ever heard of something called a 2D image?
True.
Yes, but I don't know what you mean.
Right.
You keep talking while I go grab a little space book from over here.
You keep talking to the people and I'll show you.
Okay.
I'm going to give you another answer from Reddit.
I feel so much more connected with the universe and in turn, feeling less hopeless and trusting
in my manifestations.
There you go.
From our Reddit user.
And the last one is I feel relaxed and those relaxed minds usually have good memory.
Which one?
I'm a bit iffy on that one.
I don't really agree with that because I know someone at school who meditates and they are
as thick as a fly.
I don't know if flies are thick.
Yeah, they are.
Good.
Thick as a pheasant because they always get run over.
Sorry, pheasants.
What?
Okay.
They do.
Interesting.
So, in my opinion, meditation, do it.
It really helps you connect with you and the universe and what's to offer.
In my opinion, do meditation but don't come out of meditation being as stupid as well
thinking the world is flat.
Oh, it is.
Set the picks and look over the horizon.
The horizon deceives you.
It's your eyes playing a little mind game on you.
You're stupid.
Right, Will.
Right.
Oh.
You see this right here?
Do you see this?
That's flat.
I'm going to go flat.
Right, I'm going to go flat.
Right, everyone on the Instagram, comment right now, abusing.
You all came after me once I said I didn't like Stalin.
Now, it's your turn to abuse Will.
It's your turn to shine, people.
You did it very well for me and I felt very insulted and so I feel like this is the chance.
Now, let me just grab the section of earth right.
Here we are, Will.
It's a sphere.
It's flat.
Oh, okay.
Right.
You're not going to come with me.
You're not going to.
Me and Will will continue this discussion after the podcast because I'm sure the people
don't want to hear you saying stupid things any longer.
So, let's move swiftly on.
Okay, let's get into another topic and that is a joke.
To the joke, I'm going to roll your way just like last episode.
The first one is, what type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Correct.
Well done.
Thank you.
It's a palm tree.
Not very funny, but you know.
Okay.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
I like this one.
I don't know.
Then it would be a foot.
I got it.
You got it now.
Which is quite rare from me and jokes.
Okay, Will.
Okay.
Yeah, I like that one.
I'm the Superman.
Okay.
Moving on swiftly.
That's another story I was thinking about the other day.
I remember going into a shady nightclub.
I remember seeing this guy standing up.
Oh my God.
He was trying to sing this thing in the lab.
I remember he started dancing like this.
It was so funny.
He was chill.
He was really funny as well.
So you went into a dodgy bar thing.
You saw this guy dancing, singing, staying alive.
And the purpose of this story is?
They made me laugh.
Okay.
I love that, Will.
I love that video.
Just show me a bit of laughs in your day.
I love that.
Yeah, sweet.
Okay.
This is quite meaningful.
Oh, is it?
I have a question, which is a very interesting one.
It really makes you understand how this person is feeling.
Okay.
How do you think you will die?
Uh.
How do you think you will die?
That's a bit deep, Will.
Right.
How do you think I'll die?
No.
I think that I'll die of old age.
I do.
I'm quite a precautious person.
Like, I'm not likely, I'm not going to be likely to like jump off a cliff or like get pushed into the sea or something.
I'm like quite careful.
Obviously I could get like, you know, I don't know.
I'm not going to say it because, yeah, this is a family-friendly podcast.
But I could get like, I don't know, some certain things could happen.
Some people could try and harm me.
Let's say that.
Obviously that could happen.
Yeah.
But I'm quite aware, you know, when I go to train stations with my family, I look at everyone's hands.
Just check they're not carrying anything or anything.
I look at my parents.
I'm insane for it.
And my brother, he actually believes me about it every time.
But I don't think I am.
I think I'm just...
You're smart.
That's the right way to act.
That's perfect.
Do that, everyone.
Be cautious.
Yeah, because you know, you don't know what people are going to do anymore.
We shouldn't have to, but here we are.
This world.
I mean, there's two 14-year-olds going anywhere checking people's hands to check they're not carrying anything to hurt them.
I mean, that's not normal.
The government or any government needs to know that and need to find a way of knowing that,
because that's not a way to have your young future stars think.
Stars.
Right.
Yeah, okay, well, how do you think you'll die then?
Well, of course we will, or not all.
I hope I die in my sleep, probably.
You know, that's the most beautiful way to die.
But I have this weird feeling it's going to be in a car crash or a plane crash.
Not going to lie, I was thinking car crash, but I wasn't going to say it yet.
What if we're in the car together, Will?
Oh my God, we're dead.
The high odds were there.
Yeah.
Oh, bad luck.
But hopefully not, hope we live long, healthy lives, die in our sleep, everything good.
Fingers crossed.
That's a good way to think.
Okay, let's move on from that for the unhealthy topic.
Anyway, let's dig into something we all love, Jemima's idea.
This is going to you, the listeners, not necessarily to Jemima.
She can kind of dig into it, kind of give you a few hints.
But I'm going to choose an object in my room right now that I'm recording in.
And you guys are going to try and guess it.
Now you can just guess it and keep it to yourself, or you can send it on Instagram.
Give us a DM.
Oh, yeah, because I think what we're going to do is we're going to put a post up.
I'm going to say what you think that that object was.
And then in the comments, you let us know.
And then if we get like, if we get people guessing, then we will read it out in the next podcast.
And then we will reveal what the object was.
Yeah. Yeah.
So what object do I want it to be easy to start off with?
I'll give you probably three maths today.
Let's go off with this.
This is a quite simple one.
I'm holding it up right now to the camera.
The basic old one from the old park.
Oh, yeah. OK. I know.
From the park. You can pick them up nearly anywhere, to be honest.
As long as you find trees.
Let's say dogs like to go and fetch them.
And that will be my clues for you.
This object.
If you don't get this, I think you meant to be challenge.
Anyway, we're not.
Oh, I really like this object.
This is an interesting one.
I always like to call it a certain animal form.
And I know there's animal cruelty.
Right. I always like to.
This is so cool.
And one of my favorite Spider-Man villains is Craven the Hunter.
He has animals, things and kills and whatever, you know, get into that child friendly.
And then this is I feel like to see it's a mini rhino, but I found it in my back garden.
So the light, the odds on that are quite a low odd.
So it's probably a bone.
How am I going to say this to you guys? OK.
It's some it's the animal that I'm thinking of bites this bone.
It's this bone.
Now, if you know what I'm on about, you know, I've been talking about these past few episodes.
You would understand.
What the animal eating this bone is right now, I couldn't tell when we're always holding up to the camera.
I could not tell what it was, but with that clue, I've got it.
So come on, everyone, we believe in you.
You got this.
It was buried in the garden.
These things are very lively.
And they chewed this up to the right, the bone, just the bone full on.
Rough fairing.
Right. I think I know what you're talking about.
Cool. Excellent.
The third and final one.
OK. I don't even know what this is.
This is a crystal. I won't do that.
I don't know what it's called.
Now, this is a piece of.
What is anyone going to get that?
It would.
OK, go on then.
So these are these are just some basic clues you need to know.
So you can need to guess.
This object is.
I want it somewhere.
It's my favorite sport.
I don't know if I mentioned my favorite sport.
I'm pretty sure I have.
I think you have.
I won this at a.
Not a trial, but a camp in the holidays with this.
It's quite precious to me.
It is the Endeavor Award.
OK.
Real clues now.
It's wooden.
But they're more note that they're known more as metal or metal and plastic, tin and plastic.
The tin version or the metal version was lift.
This lifted by a very famous.
Team or do I want to say this?
This gives it away so much.
Yeah, if you say I will vote, you're going to say it's going to be really easy.
This is by a very famous team.
Yeah.
And the final one is.
If you get this, I mean, you're amazing.
This this camp I went to and the award has the badge on it.
Is a team which is in the championship, but used to be in the league above the championship.
I mean, that's not very descriptive with the team.
Well, we need a bit more of a clue than that, maybe because that's kind of teams.
True.
I don't know if that's the logo anyway.
It's like a little bird on it.
I know it is that logo.
It is a little bird.
Yeah, and then it's got cherries.
Cherries. Yeah, maybe berries, some kind of thing.
Yeah, on in the badge.
And their name starts with a.
There you go. So if you get the badge, the actual club and what it is.
We're going to do some special report for that.
Don't read you.
Yeah, I reckon if you do that, then shout out and and will and you can send in anything,
any question at all that you want.
And we have to answer it.
We can't choose not to answer it.
We have to.
Even if it's inappropriate.
Yeah, we'll answer it.
We just put a warning on the podcast.
Yes.
Well, if you get that one.
Well, first one to get that.
Well done.
Next little topic question I want to ask you about before we run out of time.
By the way, have you ever tried to look cool in front of someone and failed?
Oh, OK, here we go.
Now. Well, right.
And yeah, yeah.
I mean, who hasn't?
I mean, lived 14 long years and well, I mean, obviously, everyone tries to impress someone in their time.
There's always a special someone.
Now, I'm going to take you back.
No, it's not actually that long ago, but basically I was somewhere not going to say where.
So many people listen from this.
They're going to immediately know who I'm talking about.
So I'm not going to say I was somewhere and I was talking to someone very descriptive so far.
Well, don't give me those eyes.
And I was there.
We were about to go somewhere else.
I know this is really making sense, but I'm worried that people know about this, so I don't want them to listen.
I was brushing my hair.
OK, brushing my hair because I was just in a ponytail and I was taking it out of a ponytail.
So I was brushing my hair.
OK, yeah.
No, so it was like plaits, was it?
Rather than that, carry on.
And this person is like, oh, come on, let's go.
I'm brushing my hair as I'm walking, trying to look cool, stretching around, brushing my hair as we go.
And we get out of the room and the people are just gone.
Don't know where, it's just me and the person.
And we're both like, where'd they go?
And being that cool person I am, I said, they're probably in the bathroom.
I don't know.
And so this person was like, right, OK.
How are we going to know if they're in the bathroom?
And I go, you know what, scrap that.
They're probably not in the bathroom.
They're probably just down the hall.
We continue down.
It's all going fine.
We're breathing.
We're good.
I'm mentally preparing myself because I just did a stupid thing.
Really stupid.
And you know what?
We catch up to the people and they say, where have you two been?
And then the other person and then another person, that's not the other person.
Sorry, this really isn't making sense.
I'm not saying names because they're going to know what I'm talking about.
A different person says, what have you two been doing?
And then basically, basically, the worst thing happens, my friend trips up.
I help her up and this other person, they're walking past.
They're walking past and they're like, what are you doing?
Because this person on the floor is not getting up and I'm trying to pull them up.
And I just did like a complete idiot.
That whole scenario, I will never forget.
So that's the bathroom comment.
Then my friend falling over and me laughing, which seems really mean.
And then not being able to get her back up and just trying to be cool.
Trying to be fine.
All while this person is watching and it really hurt.
And does anything happen between you and this person?
Yes or no?
We text.
Still to this day?
Yeah.
I don't want to get too personal, but I'm sure people want to know.
Are you still in one lock?
Shoot, that's not ready.
Are you still feeding your person?
Yeah.
They went away and they came back.
Yeah.
I lost feelings for a bit for a certain reason.
Let's talk about if you know you know well, I mean you do know.
And then you do know.
You do stop.
I don't know.
I don't know if they were.
Right.
I'll tell you who it is after this podcast, but they don't get to school.
They're.
Do you know who it is now?
Oh.
Because I've told you about them before.
And then something happened.
Over and over and is that?
No.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, oh, oh.
Oh, wait, I'll write down the letter and show you.
Sorry, everyone.
This is just a little situation.
There's a lot of notes on here.
This thing.
Well, this this is the letter.
Yeah, what?
Well, I'm sorry.
Yeah, what?
Wait, this is their name.
Him.
You remember?
You made one word about him.
One word.
You're one of the slowest recording.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Okay.
In fact, moving swiftly on Will, you know, have you ever tried to be cool and whatever,
whatever the question is, I'm gone.
Have I ever tried to look cool for them?
Yes.
A lot of times every day of his life.
I don't know anything about.
I'm joking.
You're a cool guy.
If you actually know something, I don't.
I have a bad memory, you know.
He has an awful memory.
There's many times you've tried to be cool and failed.
Give an example without mentioning any names.
Yes, that's going to be quite hard.
Yes, seven.
You know, your little thing.
Yes, seven.
Yeah.
We were sitting in a DT lesson design technology.
If you don't know what that is.
And.
And this certain person was a lot table.
Yeah.
Are you remembering this?
I think is I remember so many things.
Oh, that classroom.
No, carry on.
And you, you were spit to me.
I want to impress this one.
I want to impress.
I'm joking.
We know.
Yes, seven.
Well, and I say, right.
Okay.
Would you want me to do about it?
And he's like, you need to make me talk to her.
And so we come up with a ground scheme.
To get him in.
To get him in the tuck line behind her.
And I was like, oh, this.
Oh, this is such a good scheme.
And because she always, she, she always wants tuck.
She always wants food.
Okay.
Right.
Carry on.
And basically.
I say, right.
Okay.
Let's do this, but don't mess it up.
When you talk to her.
Be cool.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's definitely not.
Anyway.
So we sort this out.
You go up to her and you say.
Be honey.
Do you want me to, I've got money on my tuck card.
You're stuttery.
You're fidgeting.
It's not fidget.
I got money on my tuck.
And then.
Do you want.
To get you something because you're so scared.
You can't even speak properly.
And then she goes.
Okay.
I guess.
But.
And do you mind that has to come.
In which you.
In which you come back over to me and says.
She wants you to come.
And then you.
Being this stupid guy.
You are even though I told you that just say yes.
And then you guys can still speak to each other and I won't say anything.
You go back up to her.
I'd say the most stupid thing ever said in your life.
And I'm never going to forget it.
You say.
I don't want to go with your mama.
I wanted to go just with you.
So yeah.
That was with that.
She said, oh, right.
Then I'll get one of my friends to get me talk.
And basically we'll ask her out a few weeks later.
And she said no.
And then she said, what is that.
How it went.
Everyone.
If you wanted to finalize the story.
That story.
Needs to be forgotten from all of your memories.
That.
That was embarrassing.
You're so cool.
Well, you're such a cool guy.
Cause your middle name.
Yeah.
I still stand by my point.
It is.
And my middle name.
It's princess.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm not, I can't get over that story.
That, that's stank.
Okay.
Another, another question.
Now this is a very question related video.
Not video.
Episode.
If you were going to be an animal.
What would you be?
Good question.
Shush.
I think if I was an animal.
Do you mind my allergy?
I wouldn't be.
A cat.
Only would you like cats.
Right.
Here, see me out.
Hear me out, sir.
Cats.
They get their attention from the owners.
But.
They're not completely desperate creatures like dogs always wanting to play and yapping
all about.
No.
They're chill.
I'm going to get hit for this again.
I, I, I'm going to, sorry for making them.
Cats are chill.
They will play with you, but they're not desperate.
They'll get attention, and they're not desperate.
They want food.
They are desperate.
You should see my cats in the mornings.
I've a cat, or here's the other animal I'd like to be.
I'd quite like to be an elephant.
Because I feel like elephants are so chill.
I've never seen an elephant seem unhappy.
They always seem like that chuffiest thing,
that plodding around, and then it would truncate.
And the baby elephants are so cute.
Like, why would you want to be a baby elephant?
I mean, have you seen them?
No.
Just stopping you there.
You'd not be an elephant.
Why?
Because they're not bathing far, mud, don't they?
Mud puddles.
That's true.
Do we think of that?
Okay, I'll change to being a monkey then.
Because I quite like humans.
What do you mean, oh my god?
Okay, well, okay.
Well, I don't know why you'd be there.
What if you're so good at this?
Right.
I'd like to frame myself as a cheater.
So fast.
I can't breathe.
I'm crying.
Okay, everyone, we've got Sports Day coming up on Wednesday,
and I'll give you an update.
When are you doing any running races?
Three.
Well, because it's crayons.
Right.
I'm going to be letting you know his places in every single one of them,
and we will see if he's a cheater,
and reminding you that last year, Will, you did get an injury in Sports Day.
Right, right.
And cheaters don't really do that when they're running.
Right.
Yes, I did pull my hamstring in the whole 100 meters lap,
just in front of the crowd.
Yes, I did.
And that was like I heard a motorbike.
Sorry, I don't know what the background noise was.
That's a motorbike coming from the motorbike.
Maybe we'll be blocked out.
I don't know.
But anyway, I remember this.
What?
It was only last year.
It was very sad.
Now, it's one of the most hated things,
but some people mock me about it.
But oh, it is mean.
I don't like it.
Are you a clean album?
Yes.
Well, my knees are playing up.
I have growing pains, which is annoying.
But I mean, it's just so sad.
I'm sorry.
You dimmed my mood.
I'm sorry.
No, don't worry.
I think you'd be a great cheater.
Well, you're rapid.
You're great.
You should see him on the football field, everyone.
Thank you.
I try my hardest, even though I don't really play football
at school too much now.
I'm usually the guy on the sidelines, the gaffer.
Okay.
My gaffer?
Yeah, I'm a gaffer.
My gaffer? That's not a word for manager, Will.
Oh, muff.
You haven't just said that, have you?
Well, yeah, I guess.
Gaffer.
What?
Gaffer.
Oh, my Lord.
People give her hate because she deserves it.
Right, gaffer.
What are we doing today, gaffer?
Cheers, gaffer.
Gaffer.
Well then, gaffer.
Right, okay.
Yes.
That's what you're doing.
All right, to finish it off, to end this great episode off,
I mean, I've enjoyed it tonight.
Did I?
It's not tonight.
But if, what's the biggest regret you've ever had?
Now, there's one, but I just don't think I can say it.
You've got to say it.
Do you know what it is?
I have a bunch of options.
I think that one of them, right, they're basically the same thing,
but one of them is worse, but should I say the name or should I just say,
like, not.
I think you could say the name.
Depends who it is.
Depends which one.
It's the worst.
It was the first one, the one that you got me into.
I didn't say it, you, well.
Yeah, you did.
Um, yeah, should I say the name or should I just say person?
Say the name.
Right.
Everyone, my biggest regret is dating a guy called Jude.
Laughy.
I don't know the rest of it.
Don't be afraid.
Or something like that.
Yeah, he is, now don't get me wrong.
If you ever find out who this guy is, don't give him a load of hate.
It just wasn't good.
Didn't work.
Didn't really.
He didn't click.
No, it was all very strange.
My first proper relationship, Peter.
No, no, no lie.
Oh, yes.
Don't think I've forgotten.
Forgotten what, Will?
What about Ray-Bone?
Okay, so basically, my first proper relationship, I didn't really know what I was doing.
So, yeah, it was, it was, yeah, I regret, I really regret that.
That's my biggest regret is dating a guy called Jude.
Yeah, and he's, yeah, right.
He's had a lot of girlfriends.
He's had about 20 already.
Yeah, I know, Will.
I was just a loved one on the list.
There were, there were very few, no, no, no way to describe, no, no, I've got a piece of TGI.
Anyway, yeah.
We're not going to talk about Ray-Bone, because that wasn't really a thing.
So, Well.
your biggest regret
Now if we're gonna go on this love topic
I think I'll join in with the train
Okay
to spice it up
especially the people who are listening and
we know them
you know them quite well
anyway
um
it was regret not asking others to go
now Jemiah's gonna be like
oh this one this one this one this one this one
I know I know I know
you're thinking of the Aussie
and I'm not thinking
I'm not thinking
no
you're thinking of the Aussie's friend?
right right
hang on a minute
why did you get
I'm telling you
I know I know
I've been
no
okay I swear you did
but okay
okay yeah who then Will?
who?
someone
I don't want to give away to millions
better someone
and you don't know about them to be honest
so
and you're
no no I am gonna know son
no no you're not
uh
yeah
no no way
I'll tell you anything you want to know
in the whole entire universe
it's the world flat
oh
um
before I carry on with that story
we had a little function in the system
and we had to stop recording for a bit
and Jemiah my friend me
showed me a little picture
of the core
the cross
the mantle
the inner core
the outer core
all of that
and I just realised
yeah
the world isn't flat
thank you thank you
took him 14 years to realise
right well
there you go
how's that
the world isn't flat
I'm sorry for confusing you
no hate please
I deserve it but no hate
anyway
I regret not asking out this girl
and then she uh
wound it up
with this
hella guy
he's
he's out
he's no no
he's
he's a guy
a weird guy
ugly
my opinion
or their opinion now
now it's over
oh she's writing it down
oh my god
it's cause I know who it is
no you don't
I mean
I can't even see
oh
oh them
no
what
they like
you know
you're right
oh no I know that
okay I know that
anyway that happened
then I just
I just regret it
and there's the big
the
split now anyway
so you're gonna ask her out
are you not still pleading
no
no no no no no
I just
I've moved on
I've turned into more of a
meditation kind of feel
there's no longer meditation
in my ways of meditation
okay
everyone on the Instagram
comment whether you'd like
whether you'd like me to do an episode on giving Will relationship advice
because I think that he needs it
yeah comment on that cause I really want to do an episode and Will doesn't want to do an episode of me giving him relationship advice
I do
so
if like
if basically if we
I'll make a post saying should I do an episode giving Will relationship advice
and if it gets how many likes am I saying Will?
four hundred
likes
okay no if it gets
the
four hundred
a hundred
a hundred okay
if it gets a hundred likes
we can do the episode
a whole episode
based off of Will's love life with me giving him relationship advice
right so everyone you hate me so much yeah I hate you too Will
so yeah make sure to like that because that is my biggest dream to give Will relationship advice
so everyone I'm gonna make that post after this podcast
blow it up
get your friends your family your old accounts your normal accounts your siblings your cousins everyone to like it
thank you
yeah well
because that was motivation I was about to say yeah do it but no don't
anyways well I've enjoyed this episode
me too
love that
yeah
uh
beans
this is the best one
question mark question mark that's up to you guys
she's still writing something down
I don't know
oh more you can write her down
anyway
thank you guys for listening what an episode it was to Benny
I guess we'll see you guys next time on the Friday
see you there
bye
bye for me
you