1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,720 Hello, I'm Will Jones. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,800 And I'm Jumaimah McVitie. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,960 Welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers, the show where Jumaimah and I discuss on how 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,520 to be a teenager and whatever else is on in the week. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:17,360 So for you guys to learn more about teenagers, we will invite a special teenager guest or 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,720 an adult with a teenager on to see how they are coping. 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,520 And hopefully we will be finding out what happens to you, the listener, and all your 8 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,000 tales of teenagers. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,560 So grab some popcorn or tuck into bed and enjoy. 10 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:31,560 Hello. 11 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,560 Or alas. 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,560 Ciao. 13 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,560 Bonjour. 14 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:46,880 And welcome to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series two, episode four. 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,600 Oh, we're back. 16 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,080 On Tuesday night, in inverted commas. 17 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,360 This is a Saturday recording, isn't it? 18 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,360 Yeah. 19 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,360 So true. 20 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,360 Good. 21 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,360 Because Jumaimah has a... 22 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,400 Yeah, school play. 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,400 So that's... 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,400 It's been hard recording that. 25 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,000 11 o'clock, didn't you say, you get back? 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,320 Yeah, something like that. 27 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,480 It's late, so not very good. 28 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,480 So that late, you guys? 29 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,480 Yeah. 30 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,840 So we're getting it out to you on Tuesday, but recording on a Saturday. 31 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,240 And a lot of podcasts do that. 32 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,240 Yeah. 33 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:28,560 Anyway, we can't really do the week, as we just recorded yesterday for a Friday episode, 34 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,880 so we can't really record the week. 35 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,760 So I'm going to change it up with a little story. 36 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,560 This happened a few weeks back now. 37 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,360 It's about the MOT in the car failing. 38 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,360 Oh, gosh. 39 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,360 It's okay? 40 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,360 Yeah, it's my nun's car. 41 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,360 Oh, okay. 42 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:48,240 The MOT failed. 43 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,600 And this was a bad, bad day. 44 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,600 It was just chicken dinner day. 45 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:57,840 It's not about any reason the car failing is a bad thing. 46 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,360 It's because it's a chicken dinner day. 47 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,400 No, chicken dinner day, that's the best day. 48 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,400 Best day. 49 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:11,240 Anyway, so of course, in a higher car, that's what we were given. 50 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,240 You can't have... 51 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,640 You dip it in a Bluetooth. 52 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:19,920 So we're like, God, we're going to ring up to put chicken dinner on because... 53 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,920 My brain. 54 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:27,240 Anyway, I love my nun. 55 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:32,480 Of course, we got to ring to get the chicken on because we're on the other side of town. 56 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,480 So... 57 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,800 And it was stressful. 58 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,800 I was stressed out. 59 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,800 I was like, I don't want to have this chicken dinner day. 60 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,800 Oh, no. 61 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,800 Right. 62 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,800 I'm just a bit confused. 63 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:43,800 Why? 64 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,960 Why did you need Bluetooth to call? 65 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Why couldn't you just call without Bluetooth? 66 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,100 Why didn't you just call on your phone? 67 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,100 Why? 68 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,100 Why did you need Bluetooth? 69 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,060 Maybe we got our phones or we didn't. 70 00:02:57,060 --> 00:03:09,240 That's the problem with that one is actually, and we got back late. 71 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,100 We did have chicken dinner, but it was around seven o'clock. 72 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,100 Like for me. 73 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,100 But... 74 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:19,240 There you go, that was really annoying. 75 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 It stressed me out. 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,240 I don't know why we didn't use our phone. 77 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,240 That's the puzzle, isn't it? 78 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Oh, well. 79 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:24,240 We'll have to check in and that. 80 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:25,240 Yeah. 81 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,240 Please. 82 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:32,720 I want to ask you a little opinion on seven year olds with phones. 83 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,720 No, no, no. 84 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,320 What year are you in when you're seven? 85 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Year three, four, are you? 86 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,320 Year three? 87 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,320 Year three. 88 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,320 Yeah, because yeah, I was a corrector. 89 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Yeah, year three when you're seven. 90 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,320 Oh, no way. 91 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,320 Yeah. 92 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,320 You're year three when you're seven. 93 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,320 Yeah. 94 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,320 Wow. 95 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,320 Carrie. 96 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,320 So yeah, year three. 97 00:03:54,320 --> 00:04:02,120 No, I think the youngest you should get a phone is year five, very youngest. 98 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,120 And that's... 99 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,120 What? 100 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,120 No, actually, no, year six. 101 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,120 Year six. 102 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 I didn't mean to say year five. 103 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,120 I meant year six. 104 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,120 So that's about, what is that? 105 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Twelve? 106 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,120 Twelve. 107 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,120 Eleven? 108 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,120 No, not twelve. 109 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,120 Eleven. 110 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,120 Eleven. 111 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,120 Is it? 112 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,120 Eleven. 113 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,120 Eleven. 114 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,800 I think that that is okay. 115 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:28,360 In my opinion, you should have one at the start of secondary school because you know, 116 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,440 you've started secondary school, you should be able to contact your parents. 117 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,320 So you need one for that. 118 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,080 But no, seven year olds with phone is absolutely no go. 119 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,080 No. 120 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,080 Yeah. 121 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:44,000 And I know a few seven year olds that lived down where I live in the village of, you know, 122 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 somewhere. 123 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 And they have Snapchat. 124 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 They have Snapchat. 125 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Seven! 126 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 They have Snapchat. 127 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 It's okay. 128 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Right. 129 00:04:51,000 --> 00:05:02,400 It's one thing to have a phone at seven, but it's a whole other thing to have social media 130 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,920 at the age of seven. 131 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:05,920 That's ridiculous. 132 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 That's ridiculous. 133 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:12,440 I don't really think you should have it at the start of senior school. 134 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:16,720 Like, no, after you're seven, you should have it. 135 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:21,640 That comes in at maybe year eight, at the end of year, middle. 136 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,840 Get WhatsApp. 137 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,760 That's the most helpful thing. 138 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,440 It's safe-ish. 139 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:29,720 Gets you in contact with your parents or just use Messenger if you want that. 140 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,720 Yeah. 141 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,720 Have a few apps. 142 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,720 Yeah. 143 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,720 Yeah. 144 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,720 They have Snapchat. 145 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,720 They had Be Real. 146 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 I don't know. 147 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:41,720 Oh, it's, I don't have it, but it's like you have to like, I don't know. 148 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,000 It's stupid, Be Real. 149 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Stupid. 150 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,680 They did have WhatsApp. 151 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,680 They never use it. 152 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,080 They only use it for family stuff. 153 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:53,760 It's like if they have a family WhatsApp. 154 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,400 My family has a family WhatsApp, which I rooted in. 155 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,400 You do. 156 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 I know. 157 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:03,120 I thought I cleaned it in it. 158 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,120 So, right. 159 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:10,320 Your family, or the ring, your family has a family WhatsApp group, which you are not 160 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,320 on. 161 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,320 Yeah. 162 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,320 Have you asked to be on it? 163 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,880 I feel like I did. 164 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,880 I did ages ago. 165 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,920 I said, can I get on this family WhatsApp? 166 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,200 But then my mother was there. 167 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,680 My mother was removed and I never got on it. 168 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,600 Oh, it's okay, Will. 169 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,240 It's okay. 170 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,960 It's okay. 171 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,960 You get through this. 172 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,960 Yeah. 173 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,960 I think that's all they had. 174 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,400 You never know what they can be getting up to on phones at the age of seven. 175 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,200 You know what's on there, social media, any platform. 176 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,200 It's not safe. 177 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,800 It's not safe at that age, is it? 178 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,800 To be honest. 179 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,800 The internet's never safe, whatever age you are. 180 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,400 Especially if you're an old person as well. 181 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,600 Older people and younger teens are the most vulnerable. 182 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,600 Yeah. 183 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,040 Because older people, it's online, don't they? 184 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,040 Mm-hmm. 185 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,040 I watched a documentary on that. 186 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,040 Of course you did. 187 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:13,760 What is our next topic? 188 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,760 Yes. 189 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,960 Now, this is the question I wanted to ask you. 190 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,960 You don't ask it back. 191 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,640 Just because you're an actress, you like to do a lot of acting. 192 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:27,560 I thought I'd just give you a question for you. 193 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,840 What is the most ridiculous outfit you've ever worn? 194 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,840 Oh, gosh. 195 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:40,000 Okay, I've worn some quite wacky ones. 196 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,040 In my acting times, yes. 197 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,040 Right. 198 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,000 I'll give you a few. 199 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:50,320 When I was very little, I was in a show when I was a firefly in which I had a head torch 200 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,680 on my head. 201 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:57,440 With it on, I was in all black with just a head torch buzzing around like a fly. 202 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,120 So that's that one, the head torch. 203 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,400 Yeah. 204 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:11,800 I've worn bright rainbow stripey socks and a denim dress. 205 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:15,560 That was quite wacky, stripey shirt. 206 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,560 It was also- 207 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,560 Mary Poppins. 208 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,560 Mary Poppins? 209 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:23,600 I think that was a wacky clothes. 210 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:30,640 Recently I was in a show where I was an orphan and I had to wear this dress. 211 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:35,640 I looked like I was out of a nun- what's it called? 212 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,640 A nun thing. 213 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,640 I'm not a- 214 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,640 Nunnery, that's it. 215 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,640 I'm saying true. 216 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Sorry. 217 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,640 Nunnery, yeah. 218 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:52,720 It was dark blue and I had this magnetic apron and cloths hanging off me. 219 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,720 That was quite wacky. 220 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,720 They were unused, don't worry. 221 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,720 But yeah. 222 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:04,240 They had some of the main ones. 223 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,840 The firefly torch was definitely something. 224 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,640 Also, in a year, I think you must have been in this show, Will. 225 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,600 I think we're in year three. 226 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:22,000 We played sweets in a school play and I dressed up as a skittle. 227 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,540 What was I? 228 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:26,320 I have a picture of my- 229 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:27,320 Somewhere else. 230 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,320 Somewhere else. 231 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,320 You know Tony the photographer. 232 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,320 Yeah. 233 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,920 He got a picture of me and I was like, me picture? 234 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,920 My outfit was like- 235 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:44,200 I still have it. 236 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,200 I don't know what I was. 237 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,200 I was in this orange outfit. 238 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:50,200 Oh yeah. 239 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,200 So there's that. 240 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,200 There's that. 241 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,200 Yeah. 242 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,200 Interesting. 243 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,680 I remember that outfit. 244 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:03,720 I remember as well, in the one after, we were dressed as men, people, suits and glasses. 245 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,720 We were a bank. 246 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,720 We were working in a bank. 247 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,720 We were working in a bank. 248 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,160 What a great time. 249 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,680 I remember there was one in the- what you called it? 250 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,120 The prep diary we had. 251 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,360 A prep diary, yeah. 252 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,920 And there was a- I was peeking out the side going like- 253 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,920 Oh, oh. 254 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,920 What is that? 255 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920 It's funny. 256 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,920 I think I still have it somewhere. 257 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,920 I gotta see that. 258 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,920 Well, you're gonna have to find that and show it to me. 259 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:38,920 I will. 260 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:39,920 It's talk. 261 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,920 It's talk. 262 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,920 Oh. 263 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:42,920 Oh, that was funny. 264 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:43,920 Our next subject. 265 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:50,920 Our next subject is a little section I want to talk about meditating. 266 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,920 And now, Jemima's gonna roll. 267 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,920 She rolled her eyes. 268 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920 Um, yeah. 269 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,920 Yeah, I'm gonna talk about meditating. 270 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,920 Right, can I say something before you start off learning about meditating? 271 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,920 If you want to skip, feel free. 272 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Because, if you want to skip on, because trust me, I listen to Will talk about meditating 273 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,920 at least once a week. 274 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,920 And, honestly, it's just- 275 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,920 Oh, gosh. 276 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,920 So you're in for one. 277 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:26,920 Either listen and listen to me completely roast Will when he's talking about meditating 278 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:31,920 or feel free to skip on for us to talk about more interesting things later on in the podcast. 279 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:32,920 Right, thank you. 280 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920 That's that notice gone off. 281 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,920 Take it away, Will. 282 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,920 Right. 283 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,920 That's talking to one of the best things you can do in the world. 284 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,920 Meditating. 285 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,920 Right, yeah. 286 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 Okay. 287 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:42,920 Right. 288 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,920 Is meditation worth it? 289 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,920 Yes or no? 290 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:52,920 Not only does meditation help you mentally and emotionally, it also can help you physically. 291 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,920 I went around Reddit and got some varied answers from people on the topic. 292 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920 Okay? 293 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,920 Not just my opinion. 294 00:11:58,920 --> 00:11:59,920 I'll give you that. 295 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920 I'll give you that now, actually. 296 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,920 Well, in my opinion, do meditating. 297 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,920 It really helps you. 298 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,920 And these reasons help you know why. 299 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,920 I've meditated, I don't know, for years. 300 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,920 I wouldn't say I'm a consistent in my- 301 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:18,920 I wouldn't say I'm consistent in my practice, although I really should do it more. 302 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,920 I feel so much better when I do. 303 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920 There you go. 304 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,920 Do you mind if I change with you? 305 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920 Right. 306 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,920 Now, I don't have anything against meditating, particularly. 307 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:36,920 What I have against meditating is you saying that you're really smart and you know everything 308 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,920 that you meditated last night. 309 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,920 And I'm going to expose you here, Will, on this very podcast. 310 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,920 Now, I'm saying- 311 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,920 You know what I'm going to say. 312 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,920 The other day, me and Will, we were talking. 313 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,920 We were having a little discussion, talking about our lives. 314 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,920 And the topic of, is the world flat? 315 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:57,920 Tell me, Mara. 316 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,920 It doesn't make sense. 317 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,920 He says, you know what you're, Mara? 318 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,920 Yes, the world is flat. 319 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:08,920 I start looking at the pictures. 320 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,920 It's flat. 321 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,920 And I say, Will, have you ever been to space? 322 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,920 Have you ever seen that is a sphere? 323 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,920 And he says, do you mind, Mara? 324 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 I meditate. 325 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,920 I know these things. 326 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 You don't. 327 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,920 You've never meditated in your life. 328 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:30,920 I sit and meditate and I relax and I channel the enemy so I know, because I have looked 329 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,920 at a picture, that the world is flat. 330 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:39,920 Now, Will, have you ever heard of something called a 2D image? 331 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,920 True. 332 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,920 Yes, but I don't know what you mean. 333 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,920 Right. 334 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,920 You keep talking while I go grab a little space book from over here. 335 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,920 You keep talking to the people and I'll show you. 336 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:53,920 Okay. 337 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,920 I'm going to give you another answer from Reddit. 338 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:03,920 I feel so much more connected with the universe and in turn, feeling less hopeless and trusting 339 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,920 in my manifestations. 340 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,920 There you go. 341 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920 From our Reddit user. 342 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:14,920 And the last one is I feel relaxed and those relaxed minds usually have good memory. 343 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,920 Which one? 344 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920 I'm a bit iffy on that one. 345 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:22,920 I don't really agree with that because I know someone at school who meditates and they are 346 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:23,920 as thick as a fly. 347 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,920 I don't know if flies are thick. 348 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,920 Yeah, they are. 349 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 Good. 350 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,920 Thick as a pheasant because they always get run over. 351 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,920 Sorry, pheasants. 352 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,920 What? 353 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,920 Okay. 354 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920 They do. 355 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920 Interesting. 356 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,920 So, in my opinion, meditation, do it. 357 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,920 It really helps you connect with you and the universe and what's to offer. 358 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:50,920 In my opinion, do meditation but don't come out of meditation being as stupid as well 359 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,920 thinking the world is flat. 360 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,920 Oh, it is. 361 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,920 Set the picks and look over the horizon. 362 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,920 The horizon deceives you. 363 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,920 It's your eyes playing a little mind game on you. 364 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:07,920 You're stupid. 365 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,920 Right, Will. 366 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:11,920 Right. 367 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,920 Oh. 368 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,920 You see this right here? 369 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920 Do you see this? 370 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,920 That's flat. 371 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,920 I'm going to go flat. 372 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,920 Right, I'm going to go flat. 373 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:23,920 Right, everyone on the Instagram, comment right now, abusing. 374 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:26,920 You all came after me once I said I didn't like Stalin. 375 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,920 Now, it's your turn to abuse Will. 376 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,920 It's your turn to shine, people. 377 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:36,920 You did it very well for me and I felt very insulted and so I feel like this is the chance. 378 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,920 Now, let me just grab the section of earth right. 379 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,920 Here we are, Will. 380 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,920 It's a sphere. 381 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920 It's flat. 382 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,920 Oh, okay. 383 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,920 Right. 384 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920 You're not going to come with me. 385 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,920 You're not going to. 386 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,920 Me and Will will continue this discussion after the podcast because I'm sure the people 387 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,920 don't want to hear you saying stupid things any longer. 388 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,920 So, let's move swiftly on. 389 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:04,920 Okay, let's get into another topic and that is a joke. 390 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,920 To the joke, I'm going to roll your way just like last episode. 391 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:16,920 The first one is, what type of tree fits in your hand? 392 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,920 A palm tree. 393 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:18,920 Correct. 394 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,920 Well done. 395 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,920 Thank you. 396 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,920 It's a palm tree. 397 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,920 Not very funny, but you know. 398 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Okay. 399 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,920 Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? 400 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,920 I like this one. 401 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,920 I don't know. 402 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,920 Then it would be a foot. 403 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,920 I got it. 404 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,920 You got it now. 405 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,920 You got it now. 406 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920 Which is quite rare from me and jokes. 407 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,920 Okay, Will. 408 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:47,920 Okay. 409 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,920 Yeah, I like that one. 410 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,920 I'm the Superman. 411 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,920 Okay. 412 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,920 Moving on swiftly. 413 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,920 That's another story I was thinking about the other day. 414 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:08,920 I remember going into a shady nightclub. 415 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,920 I remember seeing this guy standing up. 416 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,920 Oh my God. 417 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,920 He was trying to sing this thing in the lab. 418 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:23,920 I remember he started dancing like this. 419 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:29,920 It was so funny. 420 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,920 He was chill. 421 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,920 He was chill. 422 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,920 He was really funny as well. 423 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,920 So you went into a dodgy bar thing. 424 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:44,920 You saw this guy dancing, singing, staying alive. 425 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:49,920 And the purpose of this story is? 426 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,920 They made me laugh. 427 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,920 Okay. 428 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,920 I love that, Will. 429 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920 I love that video. 430 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,920 Just show me a bit of laughs in your day. 431 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,920 I love that. 432 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,920 Yeah, sweet. 433 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:07,920 Okay. 434 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,920 This is quite meaningful. 435 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,920 Oh, is it? 436 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,920 I have a question, which is a very interesting one. 437 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,920 It really makes you understand how this person is feeling. 438 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,920 Okay. 439 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,920 How do you think you will die? 440 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,920 Uh. 441 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,920 How do you think you will die? 442 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,920 That's a bit deep, Will. 443 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,920 Right. 444 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,920 How do you think I'll die? 445 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:42,920 No. 446 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 I think that I'll die of old age. 447 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,920 I do. 448 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,920 I'm quite a precautious person. 449 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:56,920 Like, I'm not likely, I'm not going to be likely to like jump off a cliff or like get pushed into the sea or something. 450 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,920 I'm like quite careful. 451 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,920 Obviously I could get like, you know, I don't know. 452 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,920 I'm not going to say it because, yeah, this is a family-friendly podcast. 453 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,920 But I could get like, I don't know, some certain things could happen. 454 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,920 Some people could try and harm me. 455 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,920 Let's say that. 456 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,920 Obviously that could happen. 457 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,920 Yeah. 458 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:28,920 But I'm quite aware, you know, when I go to train stations with my family, I look at everyone's hands. 459 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,920 Just check they're not carrying anything or anything. 460 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,920 I look at my parents. 461 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,920 I'm insane for it. 462 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,920 And my brother, he actually believes me about it every time. 463 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,920 But I don't think I am. 464 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,920 I think I'm just... 465 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,920 You're smart. 466 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,920 That's the right way to act. 467 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,920 That's perfect. 468 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,920 Do that, everyone. 469 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,920 Be cautious. 470 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,920 Yeah, because you know, you don't know what people are going to do anymore. 471 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,920 We shouldn't have to, but here we are. 472 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,920 This world. 473 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,920 I mean, there's two 14-year-olds going anywhere checking people's hands to check they're not carrying anything to hurt them. 474 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:01,920 I mean, that's not normal. 475 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:09,920 The government or any government needs to know that and need to find a way of knowing that, 476 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:15,920 because that's not a way to have your young future stars think. 477 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:16,920 Stars. 478 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,920 Stars. 479 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,920 Right. 480 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,920 Yeah, okay, well, how do you think you'll die then? 481 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,920 Well, of course we will, or not all. 482 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,920 I hope I die in my sleep, probably. 483 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,920 You know, that's the most beautiful way to die. 484 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:34,920 But I have this weird feeling it's going to be in a car crash or a plane crash. 485 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:39,920 Not going to lie, I was thinking car crash, but I wasn't going to say it yet. 486 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,920 What if we're in the car together, Will? 487 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920 Oh my God, we're dead. 488 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,920 The high odds were there. 489 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,920 Yeah. 490 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,920 Oh, bad luck. 491 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:55,920 But hopefully not, hope we live long, healthy lives, die in our sleep, everything good. 492 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,920 Fingers crossed. 493 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,920 That's a good way to think. 494 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:05,920 Okay, let's move on from that for the unhealthy topic. 495 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:12,920 Anyway, let's dig into something we all love, Jemima's idea. 496 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,920 This is going to you, the listeners, not necessarily to Jemima. 497 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,920 She can kind of dig into it, kind of give you a few hints. 498 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:24,920 But I'm going to choose an object in my room right now that I'm recording in. 499 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,920 And you guys are going to try and guess it. 500 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,920 Now you can just guess it and keep it to yourself, or you can send it on Instagram. 501 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,920 Give us a DM. 502 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,920 Oh, yeah, because I think what we're going to do is we're going to put a post up. 503 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,920 I'm going to say what you think that that object was. 504 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,920 And then in the comments, you let us know. 505 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,920 And then if we get like, if we get people guessing, then we will read it out in the next podcast. 506 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,920 And then we will reveal what the object was. 507 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,920 Yeah. Yeah. 508 00:21:55,920 --> 00:22:00,920 So what object do I want it to be easy to start off with? 509 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,920 I'll give you probably three maths today. 510 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,920 Let's go off with this. 511 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,920 This is a quite simple one. 512 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,920 I'm holding it up right now to the camera. 513 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:19,920 The basic old one from the old park. 514 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,920 Oh, yeah. OK. I know. 515 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,920 From the park. You can pick them up nearly anywhere, to be honest. 516 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,920 As long as you find trees. 517 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,920 Let's say dogs like to go and fetch them. 518 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920 And that will be my clues for you. 519 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,920 This object. 520 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,920 If you don't get this, I think you meant to be challenge. 521 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,920 Anyway, we're not. 522 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,920 Oh, I really like this object. 523 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,920 This is an interesting one. 524 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,920 I always like to call it a certain animal form. 525 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,920 And I know there's animal cruelty. 526 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920 Right. I always like to. 527 00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,920 This is so cool. 528 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,920 And one of my favorite Spider-Man villains is Craven the Hunter. 529 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:08,920 He has animals, things and kills and whatever, you know, get into that child friendly. 530 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,920 And then this is I feel like to see it's a mini rhino, but I found it in my back garden. 531 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,920 So the light, the odds on that are quite a low odd. 532 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:24,920 So it's probably a bone. 533 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 How am I going to say this to you guys? OK. 534 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:31,920 It's some it's the animal that I'm thinking of bites this bone. 535 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,920 It's this bone. 536 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,920 Now, if you know what I'm on about, you know, I've been talking about these past few episodes. 537 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,920 You would understand. 538 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:44,920 What the animal eating this bone is right now, I couldn't tell when we're always holding up to the camera. 539 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,920 I could not tell what it was, but with that clue, I've got it. 540 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920 So come on, everyone, we believe in you. 541 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,920 You got this. 542 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,920 It was buried in the garden. 543 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,920 These things are very lively. 544 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:07,920 And they chewed this up to the right, the bone, just the bone full on. 545 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,920 Rough fairing. 546 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,920 Right. I think I know what you're talking about. 547 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,920 Cool. Excellent. 548 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,920 The third and final one. 549 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,920 OK. I don't even know what this is. 550 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:20,920 This is a crystal. I won't do that. 551 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:27,920 I don't know what it's called. 552 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,920 Now, this is a piece of. 553 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,920 What is anyone going to get that? 554 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920 It would. 555 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,920 OK, go on then. 556 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,920 So these are these are just some basic clues you need to know. 557 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,920 So you can need to guess. 558 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,920 This object is. 559 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,920 I want it somewhere. 560 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,920 It's my favorite sport. 561 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,920 I don't know if I mentioned my favorite sport. 562 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,920 I'm pretty sure I have. 563 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,920 I think you have. 564 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,920 I won this at a. 565 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,920 Not a trial, but a camp in the holidays with this. 566 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,920 It's quite precious to me. 567 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:12,920 It is the Endeavor Award. 568 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,920 OK. 569 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,920 Real clues now. 570 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,920 It's wooden. 571 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:32,920 But they're more note that they're known more as metal or metal and plastic, tin and plastic. 572 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,920 The tin version or the metal version was lift. 573 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:45,920 This lifted by a very famous. 574 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,920 Team or do I want to say this? 575 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,920 This gives it away so much. 576 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,920 Yeah, if you say I will vote, you're going to say it's going to be really easy. 577 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,920 This is by a very famous team. 578 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920 Yeah. 579 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,920 And the final one is. 580 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,920 If you get this, I mean, you're amazing. 581 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:08,920 This this camp I went to and the award has the badge on it. 582 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:17,920 Is a team which is in the championship, but used to be in the league above the championship. 583 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,920 I mean, that's not very descriptive with the team. 584 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,920 Well, we need a bit more of a clue than that, maybe because that's kind of teams. 585 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:31,920 True. 586 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,920 I don't know if that's the logo anyway. 587 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,920 It's like a little bird on it. 588 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,920 I know it is that logo. 589 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,920 It is a little bird. 590 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,920 Yeah, and then it's got cherries. 591 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,920 Cherries. Yeah, maybe berries, some kind of thing. 592 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,920 Yeah, on in the badge. 593 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 And their name starts with a. 594 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:04,920 There you go. So if you get the badge, the actual club and what it is. 595 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,920 We're going to do some special report for that. 596 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,920 Don't read you. 597 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:18,920 Yeah, I reckon if you do that, then shout out and and will and you can send in anything, 598 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,920 any question at all that you want. 599 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,920 And we have to answer it. 600 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920 We can't choose not to answer it. 601 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,920 We have to. 602 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,920 Even if it's inappropriate. 603 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,920 Yeah, we'll answer it. 604 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,920 We just put a warning on the podcast. 605 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,920 Yes. 606 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920 Well, if you get that one. 607 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,920 Well, first one to get that. 608 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,920 Well done. 609 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:46,920 Next little topic question I want to ask you about before we run out of time. 610 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:56,920 By the way, have you ever tried to look cool in front of someone and failed? 611 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,920 Oh, OK, here we go. 612 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,920 Now. Well, right. 613 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,920 And yeah, yeah. 614 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,920 I mean, who hasn't? 615 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:15,920 I mean, lived 14 long years and well, I mean, obviously, everyone tries to impress someone in their time. 616 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,920 There's always a special someone. 617 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,920 Now, I'm going to take you back. 618 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:31,920 No, it's not actually that long ago, but basically I was somewhere not going to say where. 619 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,920 So many people listen from this. 620 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,920 They're going to immediately know who I'm talking about. 621 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:43,920 So I'm not going to say I was somewhere and I was talking to someone very descriptive so far. 622 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,920 Well, don't give me those eyes. 623 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,920 And I was there. 624 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,920 We were about to go somewhere else. 625 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:57,920 I know this is really making sense, but I'm worried that people know about this, so I don't want them to listen. 626 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920 I was brushing my hair. 627 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:05,920 OK, brushing my hair because I was just in a ponytail and I was taking it out of a ponytail. 628 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920 So I was brushing my hair. 629 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,920 OK, yeah. 630 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:13,920 No, so it was like plaits, was it? 631 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,920 Rather than that, carry on. 632 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:23,920 And this person is like, oh, come on, let's go. 633 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:32,920 I'm brushing my hair as I'm walking, trying to look cool, stretching around, brushing my hair as we go. 634 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,920 And we get out of the room and the people are just gone. 635 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,920 Don't know where, it's just me and the person. 636 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:47,920 And we're both like, where'd they go? 637 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:55,920 And being that cool person I am, I said, they're probably in the bathroom. 638 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,920 I don't know. 639 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,920 I don't know. 640 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:05,920 And so this person was like, right, OK. 641 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,920 How are we going to know if they're in the bathroom? 642 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920 And I go, you know what, scrap that. 643 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920 They're probably not in the bathroom. 644 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920 They're probably just down the hall. 645 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,920 We continue down. 646 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,920 It's all going fine. 647 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920 We're breathing. 648 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,920 We're good. 649 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,920 I'm mentally preparing myself because I just did a stupid thing. 650 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,920 Really stupid. 651 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920 And you know what? 652 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:27,920 We catch up to the people and they say, where have you two been? 653 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,920 And then the other person and then another person, that's not the other person. 654 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,920 Sorry, this really isn't making sense. 655 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,920 I'm not saying names because they're going to know what I'm talking about. 656 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:45,920 A different person says, what have you two been doing? 657 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:57,920 And then basically, basically, the worst thing happens, my friend trips up. 658 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:07,920 I help her up and this other person, they're walking past. 659 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:16,920 They're walking past and they're like, what are you doing? 660 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,920 Because this person on the floor is not getting up and I'm trying to pull them up. 661 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,920 And I just did like a complete idiot. 662 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,920 That whole scenario, I will never forget. 663 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,920 So that's the bathroom comment. 664 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,920 Then my friend falling over and me laughing, which seems really mean. 665 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,920 And then not being able to get her back up and just trying to be cool. 666 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,920 Trying to be fine. 667 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,920 All while this person is watching and it really hurt. 668 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:52,920 And does anything happen between you and this person? 669 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,920 Yes or no? 670 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,920 We text. 671 00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,920 Still to this day? 672 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,920 Yeah. 673 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,920 I don't want to get too personal, but I'm sure people want to know. 674 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,920 Are you still in one lock? 675 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,920 Shoot, that's not ready. 676 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,920 Are you still feeding your person? 677 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,920 Yeah. 678 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,920 They went away and they came back. 679 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,920 Yeah. 680 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,920 I lost feelings for a bit for a certain reason. 681 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,920 Let's talk about if you know you know well, I mean you do know. 682 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,920 And then you do know. 683 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,920 You do stop. 684 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,920 I don't know. 685 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,920 I don't know if they were. 686 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920 Right. 687 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,920 I'll tell you who it is after this podcast, but they don't get to school. 688 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,920 They're. 689 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920 Do you know who it is now? 690 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,920 Oh. 691 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,920 Because I've told you about them before. 692 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,920 And then something happened. 693 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,920 Over and over and is that? 694 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,920 No. 695 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:01,920 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 696 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,920 Hey, oh, oh. 697 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,920 Oh, wait, I'll write down the letter and show you. 698 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,920 Sorry, everyone. 699 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,920 This is just a little situation. 700 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,920 There's a lot of notes on here. 701 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920 This thing. 702 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,920 Well, this this is the letter. 703 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,920 Yeah, what? 704 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,920 Well, I'm sorry. 705 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,920 Yeah, what? 706 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,920 Wait, this is their name. 707 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,920 Him. 708 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,920 You remember? 709 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,920 You made one word about him. 710 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920 One word. 711 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:36,920 You're one of the slowest recording. 712 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,920 I'm sorry. 713 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,920 Yeah. 714 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,920 Yeah. 715 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,920 Okay. 716 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,920 In fact, moving swiftly on Will, you know, have you ever tried to be cool and whatever, 717 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,920 whatever the question is, I'm gone. 718 00:33:53,920 --> 00:34:00,920 Have I ever tried to look cool for them? 719 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,920 Yes. 720 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:10,920 A lot of times every day of his life. 721 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,920 I don't know anything about. 722 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,920 I'm joking. 723 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920 You're a cool guy. 724 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,920 If you actually know something, I don't. 725 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,920 I have a bad memory, you know. 726 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,920 He has an awful memory. 727 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,920 There's many times you've tried to be cool and failed. 728 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,920 Give an example without mentioning any names. 729 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,920 Yes, that's going to be quite hard. 730 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920 Yes, seven. 731 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,920 You know, your little thing. 732 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920 Yes, seven. 733 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,920 Yeah. 734 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,920 We were sitting in a DT lesson design technology. 735 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,920 If you don't know what that is. 736 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,920 And. 737 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,920 And. 738 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,920 And this certain person was a lot table. 739 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,920 Yeah. 740 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,920 Are you remembering this? 741 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,920 I think is I remember so many things. 742 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,920 Oh, that classroom. 743 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920 No, carry on. 744 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,920 And you, you were spit to me. 745 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,920 I want to impress this one. 746 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,920 I want to impress. 747 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,920 I'm joking. 748 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,920 We know. 749 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920 Yes, seven. 750 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920 Well, and I say, right. 751 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,920 Okay. 752 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,920 Would you want me to do about it? 753 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,920 And he's like, you need to make me talk to her. 754 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,920 And so we come up with a ground scheme. 755 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920 To get him in. 756 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,920 To get him in the tuck line behind her. 757 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920 And I was like, oh, this. 758 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:37,920 Oh, this is such a good scheme. 759 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,920 And because she always, she, she always wants tuck. 760 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,920 She always wants food. 761 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,920 Okay. 762 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:45,920 Right. 763 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,920 Carry on. 764 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,920 And basically. 765 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:48,920 I say, right. 766 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,920 Okay. 767 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,920 Let's do this, but don't mess it up. 768 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:52,920 When you talk to her. 769 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,920 Be cool. 770 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,920 Okay. 771 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920 So. 772 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:56,920 Yeah. 773 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,920 Okay. 774 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,920 It's definitely not. 775 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,920 It's definitely not. 776 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,920 Anyway. 777 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,920 So we sort this out. 778 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,920 You go up to her and you say. 779 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,920 Be honey. 780 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,920 Do you want me to, I've got money on my tuck card. 781 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920 You're stuttery. 782 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,920 You're fidgeting. 783 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,920 It's not fidget. 784 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,920 I got money on my tuck. 785 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,920 And then. 786 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,920 Do you want. 787 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:28,920 To get you something because you're so scared. 788 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920 You can't even speak properly. 789 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,920 And then she goes. 790 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,920 Okay. 791 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:34,920 I guess. 792 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,920 But. 793 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,920 And do you mind that has to come. 794 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,920 In which you. 795 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,920 In which you come back over to me and says. 796 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,920 She wants you to come. 797 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,920 And then you. 798 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,920 Being this stupid guy. 799 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,920 You are even though I told you that just say yes. 800 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,920 And then you guys can still speak to each other and I won't say anything. 801 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,920 You go back up to her. 802 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,920 I'd say the most stupid thing ever said in your life. 803 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,920 And I'm never going to forget it. 804 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,920 You say. 805 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,920 I don't want to go with your mama. 806 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:07,920 I wanted to go just with you. 807 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,920 So yeah. 808 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,920 That was with that. 809 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,920 She said, oh, right. 810 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920 Then I'll get one of my friends to get me talk. 811 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,920 And basically we'll ask her out a few weeks later. 812 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,920 And she said no. 813 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,920 And then she said, what is that. 814 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,920 How it went. 815 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,920 Everyone. 816 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,920 If you wanted to finalize the story. 817 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:25,920 That story. 818 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,920 Needs to be forgotten from all of your memories. 819 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,920 That. 820 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,920 That was embarrassing. 821 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,920 You're so cool. 822 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,920 Well, you're such a cool guy. 823 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,920 Cause your middle name. 824 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920 Yeah. 825 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,920 I still stand by my point. 826 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,920 It is. 827 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,920 And my middle name. 828 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,920 It's princess. 829 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,920 Okay. 830 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,920 Yeah. 831 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920 Yeah. 832 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920 Yeah. 833 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,920 Yeah. 834 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920 Yeah. 835 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,920 Yeah. 836 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,920 Yeah. 837 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920 Yeah. 838 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,920 Yeah. 839 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,920 Yeah. 840 00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,920 Yeah. 841 00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920 Yeah. 842 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920 Yeah. 843 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,920 Yeah. 844 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,920 So I'm not, I can't get over that story. 845 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:03,920 That, that's stank. 846 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,920 Okay. 847 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,920 Another, another question. 848 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,920 Now this is a very question related video. 849 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,920 Not video. 850 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,920 Episode. 851 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,920 If you were going to be an animal. 852 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,920 What would you be? 853 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,920 Good question. 854 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,920 Shush. 855 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,920 I think if I was an animal. 856 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920 Do you mind my allergy? 857 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920 I wouldn't be. 858 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920 A cat. 859 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920 Only would you like cats. 860 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,920 Right. 861 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920 Here, see me out. 862 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,920 Hear me out, sir. 863 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,920 Cats. 864 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:27,920 Cats. 865 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,920 Cats. 866 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,920 Cats. 867 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,920 Cats. 868 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920 Cats. 869 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920 Cats. 870 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,920 Cats. 871 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,920 Cats. 872 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920 Cats. 873 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,920 Cats. 874 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,920 Cats. 875 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,920 Cats. 876 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920 Cats. 877 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,920 Cats. 878 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,920 Cats. 879 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920 Cats. 880 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920 Cats. 881 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920 Cats. 882 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920 Cats. 883 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920 Cats. 884 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920 Cats. 885 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920 Cats. 886 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,920 Cats. 887 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,920 Cats. 888 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,920 Cats. 889 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920 Cats. 890 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920 Cats. 891 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920 Cats. 892 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920 Cats. 893 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Cats. 894 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920 Cats. 895 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920 Cats. 896 00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920 They get their attention from the owners. 897 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920 But. 898 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,920 They're not completely desperate creatures like dogs always wanting to play and yapping 899 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920 all about. 900 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920 No. 901 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920 They're chill. 902 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920 I'm going to get hit for this again. 903 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920 I, I, I'm going to, sorry for making them. 904 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920 Cats are chill. 905 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920 They will play with you, but they're not desperate. 906 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920 They'll get attention, and they're not desperate. 907 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920 They want food. 908 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920 They are desperate. 909 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,920 You should see my cats in the mornings. 910 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,120 I've a cat, or here's the other animal I'd like to be. 911 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,880 I'd quite like to be an elephant. 912 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,120 Because I feel like elephants are so chill. 913 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,200 I've never seen an elephant seem unhappy. 914 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,840 They always seem like that chuffiest thing, 915 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,480 that plodding around, and then it would truncate. 916 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,880 And the baby elephants are so cute. 917 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,920 Like, why would you want to be a baby elephant? 918 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,200 I mean, have you seen them? 919 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,400 No. 920 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,200 Just stopping you there. 921 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,400 You'd not be an elephant. 922 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,000 Why? 923 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,400 Because they're not bathing far, mud, don't they? 924 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,400 Mud puddles. 925 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,000 That's true. 926 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,280 Do we think of that? 927 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,200 Okay, I'll change to being a monkey then. 928 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,840 Because I quite like humans. 929 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,000 What do you mean, oh my god? 930 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,440 Okay, well, okay. 931 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,800 Well, I don't know why you'd be there. 932 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,080 What if you're so good at this? 933 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:07,680 Right. 934 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,520 I'd like to frame myself as a cheater. 935 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,000 So fast. 936 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,960 I can't breathe. 937 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,960 I can't breathe. 938 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,800 I'm crying. 939 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,240 Okay, everyone, we've got Sports Day coming up on Wednesday, 940 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,360 and I'll give you an update. 941 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,920 When are you doing any running races? 942 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,040 Three. 943 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,520 Well, because it's crayons. 944 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:27,760 Right. 945 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,520 I'm going to be letting you know his places in every single one of them, 946 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,960 and we will see if he's a cheater, 947 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:37,280 and reminding you that last year, Will, you did get an injury in Sports Day. 948 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,280 Right, right. 949 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,440 And cheaters don't really do that when they're running. 950 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,400 Right. 951 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,560 Yes, I did pull my hamstring in the whole 100 meters lap, 952 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,720 just in front of the crowd. 953 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,080 Yes, I did. 954 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,320 And that was like I heard a motorbike. 955 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,680 Sorry, I don't know what the background noise was. 956 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,800 That's a motorbike coming from the motorbike. 957 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,160 Maybe we'll be blocked out. 958 00:40:59,160 --> 00:40:59,680 I don't know. 959 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,400 But anyway, I remember this. 960 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:04,800 What? 961 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,080 It was only last year. 962 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,080 It was very sad. 963 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,160 Now, it's one of the most hated things, 964 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,760 but some people mock me about it. 965 00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,880 But oh, it is mean. 966 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,680 I don't like it. 967 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,880 Are you a clean album? 968 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,200 Yes. 969 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,840 Well, my knees are playing up. 970 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,080 I have growing pains, which is annoying. 971 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,960 But I mean, it's just so sad. 972 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,280 I'm sorry. 973 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,280 You dimmed my mood. 974 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,760 I'm sorry. 975 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,960 No, don't worry. 976 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,160 I think you'd be a great cheater. 977 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,160 Well, you're rapid. 978 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:38,760 You're great. 979 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,760 You should see him on the football field, everyone. 980 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,760 Thank you. 981 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,760 I try my hardest, even though I don't really play football 982 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,160 at school too much now. 983 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,160 I'm usually the guy on the sidelines, the gaffer. 984 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160 Okay. 985 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,160 My gaffer? 986 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,160 Yeah, I'm a gaffer. 987 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,360 My gaffer? That's not a word for manager, Will. 988 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,360 Oh, muff. 989 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,760 You haven't just said that, have you? 990 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,560 Well, yeah, I guess. 991 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560 Gaffer. 992 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,560 What? 993 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:16,960 Gaffer. 994 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,960 Oh, my Lord. 995 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,160 People give her hate because she deserves it. 996 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,160 Right, gaffer. 997 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,960 What are we doing today, gaffer? 998 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,960 Cheers, gaffer. 999 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,160 Gaffer. 1000 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,760 Well then, gaffer. 1001 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,960 Right, okay. 1002 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,760 Yes. 1003 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,760 That's what you're doing. 1004 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:38,560 All right, to finish it off, to end this great episode off, 1005 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,760 I mean, I've enjoyed it tonight. 1006 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,360 Did I? 1007 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,160 It's not tonight. 1008 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:47,360 But if, what's the biggest regret you've ever had? 1009 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:52,760 Now, there's one, but I just don't think I can say it. 1010 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,560 You've got to say it. 1011 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,960 Do you know what it is? 1012 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,560 I have a bunch of options. 1013 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,960 I think that one of them, right, they're basically the same thing, 1014 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,760 but one of them is worse, but should I say the name or should I just say, 1015 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,560 like, not. 1016 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,560 I think you could say the name. 1017 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,560 Depends who it is. 1018 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,360 Depends which one. 1019 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,760 It's the worst. 1020 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,960 It was the first one, the one that you got me into. 1021 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,360 I didn't say it, you, well. 1022 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,960 Yeah, you did. 1023 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,560 Yeah, you did. 1024 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,960 Um, yeah, should I say the name or should I just say person? 1025 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,960 Say the name. 1026 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,360 Right. 1027 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:31,360 Everyone, my biggest regret is dating a guy called Jude. 1028 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,960 Laughy. 1029 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,560 I don't know the rest of it. 1030 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,360 Don't be afraid. 1031 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,560 Or something like that. 1032 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,160 Yeah, he is, now don't get me wrong. 1033 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,360 If you ever find out who this guy is, don't give him a load of hate. 1034 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,760 It just wasn't good. 1035 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,560 Didn't work. 1036 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,160 Didn't really. 1037 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,760 He didn't click. 1038 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,760 No, it was all very strange. 1039 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,160 My first proper relationship, Peter. 1040 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,560 No, no, no lie. 1041 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,360 Oh, yes. 1042 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,160 Don't think I've forgotten. 1043 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,160 Forgotten what, Will? 1044 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,760 What about Ray-Bone? 1045 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:13,160 Okay, so basically, my first proper relationship, I didn't really know what I was doing. 1046 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,760 So, yeah, it was, it was, yeah, I regret, I really regret that. 1047 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,560 That's my biggest regret is dating a guy called Jude. 1048 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,960 Yeah, and he's, yeah, right. 1049 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,560 He's had a lot of girlfriends. 1050 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,760 He's had about 20 already. 1051 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,560 Yeah, I know, Will. 1052 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,560 I was just a loved one on the list. 1053 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:42,560 There were, there were very few, no, no, no way to describe, no, no, I've got a piece of TGI. 1054 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,960 Anyway, yeah. 1055 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,160 We're not going to talk about Ray-Bone, because that wasn't really a thing. 1056 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,160 So, Well. 1057 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,160 your biggest regret 1058 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,160 Now if we're gonna go on this love topic 1059 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,160 I think I'll join in with the train 1060 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,160 Okay 1061 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,160 to spice it up 1062 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:03,160 especially the people who are listening and 1063 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,160 we know them 1064 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,160 you know them quite well 1065 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,160 anyway 1066 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,160 um 1067 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,160 it was regret not asking others to go 1068 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,160 now Jemiah's gonna be like 1069 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,160 oh this one this one this one this one this one 1070 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,160 I know I know I know 1071 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,160 you're thinking of the Aussie 1072 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,160 and I'm not thinking 1073 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,160 I'm not thinking 1074 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,160 no 1075 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,160 you're thinking of the Aussie's friend? 1076 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,160 right right 1077 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,160 hang on a minute 1078 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,160 why did you get 1079 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,160 I'm telling you 1080 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160 I know I know 1081 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,160 I've been 1082 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,160 no 1083 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,160 no 1084 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,160 okay I swear you did 1085 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,160 but okay 1086 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,160 okay yeah who then Will? 1087 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,160 who? 1088 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,160 someone 1089 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,160 I don't want to give away to millions 1090 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,160 better someone 1091 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,160 and you don't know about them to be honest 1092 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,160 so 1093 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,160 and you're 1094 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,160 no no I am gonna know son 1095 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,160 no no you're not 1096 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,160 uh 1097 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,160 yeah 1098 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,160 no no way 1099 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,160 I'll tell you anything you want to know 1100 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,160 in the whole entire universe 1101 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,160 it's the world flat 1102 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,160 oh 1103 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,160 um 1104 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,160 before I carry on with that story 1105 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,160 we had a little function in the system 1106 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,160 and we had to stop recording for a bit 1107 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,160 and Jemiah my friend me 1108 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,160 showed me a little picture 1109 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,160 of the core 1110 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,160 the cross 1111 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,160 the mantle 1112 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,160 the inner core 1113 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,160 the outer core 1114 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,160 all of that 1115 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,160 and I just realised 1116 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,160 yeah 1117 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,160 the world isn't flat 1118 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,160 thank you thank you 1119 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,160 took him 14 years to realise 1120 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160 right well 1121 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,160 there you go 1122 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,160 how's that 1123 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,160 the world isn't flat 1124 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160 I'm sorry for confusing you 1125 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,160 no hate please 1126 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,160 I deserve it but no hate 1127 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,160 anyway 1128 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,160 I regret not asking out this girl 1129 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,160 and then she uh 1130 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,160 wound it up 1131 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,160 with this 1132 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,160 hella guy 1133 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,160 he's 1134 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,160 he's out 1135 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,160 he's no no 1136 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,160 he's 1137 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,160 he's a guy 1138 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,160 a weird guy 1139 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,160 ugly 1140 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,160 my opinion 1141 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,160 or their opinion now 1142 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,160 now it's over 1143 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,160 oh she's writing it down 1144 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,160 oh my god 1145 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,160 it's cause I know who it is 1146 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,160 no you don't 1147 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,160 I mean 1148 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,160 I can't even see 1149 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,160 oh 1150 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,160 oh them 1151 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,160 no 1152 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,160 no 1153 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,160 what 1154 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,160 they like 1155 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,160 you know 1156 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,160 you're right 1157 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,160 oh no I know that 1158 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,160 okay I know that 1159 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,160 anyway that happened 1160 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,160 then I just 1161 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,160 I just regret it 1162 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,160 and there's the big 1163 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,160 the 1164 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,160 split now anyway 1165 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,160 so you're gonna ask her out 1166 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,160 are you not still pleading 1167 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,160 no 1168 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,160 no no no no no 1169 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,160 I just 1170 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:31,160 I've moved on 1171 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,160 I've turned into more of a 1172 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,160 meditation kind of feel 1173 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,160 there's no longer meditation 1174 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,160 in my ways of meditation 1175 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,160 okay 1176 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,160 everyone on the Instagram 1177 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,160 comment whether you'd like 1178 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:49,160 whether you'd like me to do an episode on giving Will relationship advice 1179 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,160 because I think that he needs it 1180 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:57,160 yeah comment on that cause I really want to do an episode and Will doesn't want to do an episode of me giving him relationship advice 1181 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,160 I do 1182 00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,160 so 1183 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,160 if like 1184 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,160 if basically if we 1185 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:07,160 I'll make a post saying should I do an episode giving Will relationship advice 1186 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,160 and if it gets how many likes am I saying Will? 1187 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,160 four hundred 1188 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,160 likes 1189 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,160 okay no if it gets 1190 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,160 the 1191 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,160 four hundred 1192 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,160 four hundred 1193 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,160 a hundred 1194 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,160 a hundred okay 1195 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,160 if it gets a hundred likes 1196 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,160 we can do the episode 1197 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,160 a whole episode 1198 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,160 based off of Will's love life with me giving him relationship advice 1199 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,160 right so everyone you hate me so much yeah I hate you too Will 1200 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:47,160 so yeah make sure to like that because that is my biggest dream to give Will relationship advice 1201 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,160 so everyone I'm gonna make that post after this podcast 1202 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,160 blow it up 1203 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:57,160 get your friends your family your old accounts your normal accounts your siblings your cousins everyone to like it 1204 00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,160 thank you 1205 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,160 yeah well 1206 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,160 because that was motivation I was about to say yeah do it but no don't 1207 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,160 anyways well I've enjoyed this episode 1208 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,160 me too 1209 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,160 love that 1210 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,160 yeah 1211 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,160 uh 1212 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,160 beans 1213 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160 this is the best one 1214 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,160 question mark question mark that's up to you guys 1215 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,160 she's still writing something down 1216 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,160 I don't know 1217 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,160 oh more you can write her down 1218 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,160 anyway 1219 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,160 thank you guys for listening what an episode it was to Benny 1220 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:33,160 I guess we'll see you guys next time on the Friday 1221 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,160 see you there 1222 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,160 bye 1223 00:49:36,160 --> 00:50:02,160 bye for me 1224 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,160 you