1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Hello! 2 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Hola! 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Ciao! 4 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Bonjour! 5 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:13,800 And welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast, series 2, episode 3. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:15,800 That's all I know. 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,800 Anyway, welcome back. 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:18,800 Tuesday. 9 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:19,800 Wow. 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 I'm fully thrilled. 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,880 Yeah, it feels ages ago. 12 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:26,880 It feels... 13 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,520 Yeah, but we're here. 14 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,520 It's Friday. 15 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,520 We're bringing it. 16 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,560 This podcast, you've got a lot. 17 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:38,240 If you look to the Instagram, you know that we're going to tell some embarrassing moments. 18 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,240 Embarrassing moments time. 19 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:48,880 Anyway, to start it off, I want to just tell you about what my friend Will Sake, they played 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,880 football. 21 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,760 It was a real cheap, easy football match. 22 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,720 You're five or something, drop it. 23 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,720 Yeah. 24 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,720 Oh my god. 25 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:00,000 I already know there was this... 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,440 Well, what? 27 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,440 Sorry. 28 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,440 What was that? 29 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,800 There was this man. 30 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,800 This man? 31 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,640 I don't know where this is going, but you laughing is making me laugh. 32 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,640 Okay, a man, yes. 33 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:20,280 He had a little white, what do you call them? 34 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,280 T-tank top. 35 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,280 Tank top vest, yeah. 36 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,280 And that sort of stuff. 37 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,960 And they were like, rubby stains on them sweat patches. 38 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,960 It was just mad. 39 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:40,800 It was quite a big chin, beard, not freshly, not well trimmed. 40 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,920 And then it was no one's parent. 41 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,720 He just came along and watched the football for no reason. 42 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,280 I can't bring that up. 43 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 It made me laugh. 44 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,240 There was a man watching some kids play football. 45 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,240 Yeah. 46 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,240 Sorry. 47 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:05,560 Well, I thought we started off with that. 48 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,400 How should we go? 49 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,320 How's it going? 50 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,320 My week? 51 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,040 Well, to be honest, I'm going to be very honest here. 52 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,560 Not great, not great. 53 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,240 Because I am very achy. 54 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,240 We don't know what's wrong. 55 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,360 I have blood tests on the way, no results. 56 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,200 It's an ongoing process. 57 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,520 But I had a play rehearsal last night. 58 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,240 I was killing myself because I was hurting so much. 59 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,320 Had to stay till six. 60 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,880 I was sitting there. 61 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:36,880 It was long. 62 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,880 I was tired. 63 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,680 I wanted to go home and I was hurting. 64 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,520 And then I messed up one of the hardest lines. 65 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,160 I messed up and that was the final cherry on the cake. 66 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,680 I just lost it. 67 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,920 I was just like, oh my actual gosh, there's loads of people watching. 68 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,400 I was hurting. 69 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,160 I felt like I was about to die. 70 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,160 All the pressure on me. 71 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,840 Everyone, all eyes on me. 72 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,560 My heart is signing the entire thing. 73 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,720 It's a massive paragraph. 74 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,280 Have to say in under one minute. 75 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,280 Completely lost it. 76 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,600 And you know what Mr. Pillow said? 77 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:14,440 He said, Jemima, just skip it. 78 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,040 Now that, that was a knock to the system. 79 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,080 The show is on Monday. 80 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,880 We've got a big rehearsal tomorrow, all day. 81 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,480 Tech rehearsal. 82 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:31,120 And if I mess up tomorrow, I don't know, my mental state is going to be in an absolute, 83 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,200 it's going to be shambles for the show. 84 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:38,400 So after this podcast, what I do, I'm going to go over that paragraph for the rest of 85 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,400 my life. 86 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,360 I'm not going to put that script down till I have it engraved in my mouth. 87 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,760 I didn't even think about what I'm saying. 88 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,760 Okay. 89 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,760 Yeah. 90 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,920 Because I don't usually stress about lines. 91 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,120 If you know me, I'm usually very chill about shows. 92 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,040 I find learning lines very easy, but this. 93 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,920 No, I will. 94 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,040 No, no, no. 95 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,520 I'm stressing out. 96 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,520 But yeah. 97 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,120 So, so that's my week. 98 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,080 Tastily and utterly stressed. 99 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:11,040 The show was on Monday and we had a rehearsal yesterday and I just, no, I just completely 100 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,520 messed it up. 101 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,700 Completely. 102 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,700 It was so embarrassing. 103 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah, so yeah, keep going great. 104 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,040 How's your week, Will? 105 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,240 Oh, well. 106 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,000 My week's never, ever interesting. 107 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,040 You've got a better week than me. 108 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,040 All the time. 109 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:31,640 Mine's so dull. 110 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,240 I've seen Dung Beetles have a better time. 111 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,680 I mean, this is a dry, dry barren land of my life. 112 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:44,640 I mean, what's happened? 113 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,840 Oh, it's nothing. 114 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,920 I did some management in football today. 115 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,400 What are you going to do? 116 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,400 What about, oh, we won? 117 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,400 Ah, one nil. 118 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,400 We won a knee. 119 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,400 Oh, well, that ain't. 120 00:04:55,400 --> 00:05:00,400 I mean, that wasn't even, it was, for me, exciting. 121 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,400 Oh, this was sick. 122 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,400 Doesn't he play left back? 123 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,400 He does. 124 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,400 He plays right winger, actually. 125 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,400 Oh, okay. 126 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:12,400 Yeah. 127 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:18,040 In physics today, we made rockets. 128 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:26,320 We had a little booster and we boosted them up. 129 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,760 Me and Piz, we designed ours to the tech, to the pure beauty. 130 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:38,000 When we made it, oh my lord, I cannot believe how badly it turned out. 131 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It absolutely stank. 132 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,240 Well, I thought I could do this. 133 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:49,840 The Piv took charge and oh my god, I was so bad at it. 134 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,400 When he was putting the tape on, I was moving my fingers and I was like, oh my god, I can't 135 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,400 hold it properly. 136 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:59,760 I just had to press down and oh, you put it into the booster. 137 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,400 So it was like, oh. 138 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,880 Oh, well. 139 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:10,040 And then when we launched it, I stood all the way back to the end of the field. 140 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:15,040 You know, yeah. 141 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:19,680 And it went, I want to say a meter and a bit. 142 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,840 So we kind of under, underfused. 143 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,960 Yeah, and I think Arthur's one of the worst. 144 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,160 Isn't he meant to be like really good at physics though? 145 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,080 And he's like really technical, good at DT. 146 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,080 He should like. 147 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,080 True. 148 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,080 But then he did. 149 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,600 You do need a teammate for some of these things. 150 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,160 It's okay, well, it's fine. 151 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,160 Next time you'll bring it. 152 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,280 Now, if we ever see this again, you are going to be the man, the man to beat. 153 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,880 Yeah, you are. 154 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,880 Come on, Will. 155 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,880 Yes. 156 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,880 Okay. 157 00:06:54,880 --> 00:07:01,520 That's giving me some positivity to keep going on in life. 158 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,520 The blues. 159 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:16,160 Well, I was having a conversation with someone the other day and they were talking about 160 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:21,360 how, do you know those quotes? 161 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:26,440 How when you do something wrong and you put all that behind us and look for the future. 162 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,440 Yeah. 163 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:34,080 So for example, you're telling someone they've done something wrong. 164 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:39,160 Let's say they've stolen an apple from the local Liddles. 165 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,160 Yes. 166 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:50,640 And then one of these perfect people with their body surrounding them. 167 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,960 They say, oh, don't worry. 168 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,960 It's broken. 169 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:54,960 Blah, blah, blah. 170 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 Put it in the past now. 171 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,960 Better you. 172 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,200 Well, this is what I was debating. 173 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,920 Those people are the wrongins. 174 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,120 They're the bad people that give these advice. 175 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:09,960 So you know what I mean? 176 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,120 So they give the good advice, but they are the bad people. 177 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,120 Right. 178 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:19,000 So what you're saying, what you're basically saying, so let's take this in like a little 179 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,440 film kind of thing. 180 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,280 You've got a person, they steal the apple. 181 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,880 They're like the damsel in distress. 182 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:34,600 You've got the, the word's laughing at me, the inverted commas superhero comes struts 183 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,720 along, thinks they own the place and comes and tells you, don't worry, put your sins 184 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,080 in the past. 185 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,280 But you're saying they're actually the villain because they are telling you that breaking 186 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,840 the law is okay. 187 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,160 I agree with you on that one, Will. 188 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,160 Yeah. 189 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,480 Put it in the past. 190 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,880 The real hero is the one that says, why'd you do that, you idiot? 191 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,880 It's the hero. 192 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,160 Try and turn them into the better person. 193 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,160 Yeah. 194 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,160 Okay. 195 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,160 Yeah. 196 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,160 I see what you're saying. 197 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,160 Okay. 198 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,160 Yeah. 199 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,160 Go around. 200 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Yeah. 201 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Okay. 202 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,720 Well, let's get into one of our topics. 203 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,520 Let's say it's not really a topic, but I really want to get into this. 204 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,520 This is sick. 205 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,840 I think we may have done this. 206 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:25,000 Alex Crudie, who has been a presenter on this podcast before, said that we may have done 207 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:34,320 this before, but most embarrassing moments... What he said is most embarrassing moments 208 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,000 that we have had. 209 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,280 Most embarrassing moments that can happen to anyone. 210 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,480 That's not happened to us necessarily, happened to anyone. 211 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,160 So Jermina, let's start with you. 212 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,160 Right. 213 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:50,240 So this is just generally what could happen to someone very embarrassing. 214 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:59,000 So okay, I think that... Okay, so number one, I think when you're ordering in a restaurant 215 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:06,920 or something and the person... Or no, you're leaving the restaurant and you say, thank 216 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,920 you. 217 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,680 And they say, hope you enjoyed your meal. 218 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,640 And you say, you too. 219 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,540 Now that is embarrassing because they did eat the meal. 220 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:21,160 They served you the meal and you just said that you hope that they... You know what 221 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,160 I mean? 222 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 Go through again. 223 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,160 Go through again. 224 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,720 Okay, so basically, you're leaving the restaurant, yeah? 225 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,680 Imagine me walking out and finish my meal. 226 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:38,120 The person, you know the person that stands out the door to tell you where to step? 227 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:42,520 They say to you, hope you enjoyed your meal. 228 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,880 And then you say, you too? 229 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,720 Oh yeah, like kind of like an instinct when someone says... 230 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,720 Yes. 231 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:50,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 232 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,720 Yeah. 233 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,720 So is that... You got any? 234 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,720 Yes, I do. 235 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,120 I have a few. 236 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,560 Now I like your idea, yes. 237 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,800 One of them could be a farting in front of your classmates. 238 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,640 That's definitely one. 239 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,720 Another one could be a massive voice crack. 240 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:14,000 Not like little voice cracks are normal, but like a voice crack, voice crack. 241 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Yeah, yeah. 242 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:21,880 But the most important one is probably, though, someone is waving at someone, but you think 243 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,880 they're... 244 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Why are they... 245 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,880 Why are they... 246 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 Why are they behind me? 247 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:31,080 And it was a girl in our year, a friend of her, she was waving. 248 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,080 She was waving at the girl behind me. 249 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:47,440 And then she said to me, I wasn't waving at you, Jemima. 250 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,920 Oh my God. 251 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,920 Oh my God. 252 00:11:54,920 --> 00:12:12,240 I'm sorry, I was thinking this is just a good example, but no, no. 253 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,240 Right. 254 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,240 Oh, okay. 255 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:24,040 Well, I was just thinking, actually, I wanted to tell you something, a little story that 256 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,040 happened. 257 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,040 It was, I want to say Wednesday. 258 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:34,760 I think I was driving down to see my aunt or uncle, I mean, like, yeah, aunt, someone. 259 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,760 I don't know. 260 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,760 I was driving down to see someone. 261 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,760 What? 262 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:45,360 And they were on the motorway. 263 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,360 And then there's this lorry. 264 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:52,120 I mean, he was an absolute... You could say he was drink driving, I don't know, but he 265 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:57,720 was cutting in between lanes really quickly and he was driving quite fast. 266 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,680 And he nearly hit the back of a car. 267 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,040 He nearly took off the bumper of it. 268 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:09,120 And you know how you just take off the back of a car in a car crash? 269 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,760 I swear he clipped it. 270 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,760 I don't know if he did. 271 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:18,720 That could be fake, but he was an absolute loony driver. 272 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:19,720 We were behind. 273 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:25,920 So I was like, oh shoot, if there's debris here or anything bad and it hits us. 274 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,920 Yeah. 275 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,920 Oh no. 276 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,920 Oh no. 277 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,920 Yeah, but it was all fine? 278 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:30,920 Yeah, all fine. 279 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,920 He sped off. 280 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,920 Oh, of course he didn't even care. 281 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,920 He was an interesting fellow. 282 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,920 Yeah. 283 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,920 I'll probably bring that up. 284 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,920 Yeah, that's a good story. 285 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 I mean, it's not a good story. 286 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,920 It's a mission impossible little scene. 287 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,920 Mission impossible. 288 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:52,920 And this is like the bad guy or the good guy, like get away, get away. 289 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:59,920 He's like, oh, moving on. 290 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,440 Next little choppick or whatever you want to call it. 291 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,920 What not to say on a date. 292 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:06,920 Yes. 293 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,400 Go take it away. 294 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,360 Will, you need to take notes. 295 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,360 You need to take notes. 296 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,360 Okay, Will? 297 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:17,680 Written down, I'm on notes right now. 298 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,960 It's future girlfriends that you're going to get. 299 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,280 Okay, Will, you ready? 300 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,280 Yeah. 301 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,720 Number one, don't mention anything about your ex. 302 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:32,640 For example, don't say, I haven't dated anyone since my ex. 303 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,240 No, no, absolutely not. 304 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,240 Just no. 305 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,960 And don't say, you remind me of my ex. 306 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:45,680 Well, you're broken up with, so that's not a good thing that you're reminded of them, 307 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680 is it? 308 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680 So let's not be doing that, everyone. 309 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680 Okay? 310 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,680 Yeah. 311 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,680 Okay. 312 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,760 Don't say, do you usually wear that much slash little makeup? 313 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,760 Don't, don't. 314 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,760 Because, what Will? 315 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,760 Carry on. 316 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:03,920 That's going to be like, so if someone came up to me like, do you usually wear that little 317 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,920 makeup? 318 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,920 And it's like, oh, yes. 319 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:06,920 So that's just rude. 320 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,920 So don't do that. 321 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,920 Also, don't say, I haven't dated anyone since my ex. 322 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920 Don't do that. 323 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,600 Also, is that how you usually dress? 324 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,800 Like, do not be commenting on the appearance. 325 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,880 Not be commenting on the outfit. 326 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,880 Because you don't know. 327 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880 Maybe it's their favorite outfit. 328 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,720 Maybe you've just said that you don't like their favorite outfit. 329 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,760 And that's going to just knock, number one, make them really, really self-conscious. 330 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,800 And number two, they're never going to want to go on another date with you. 331 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,800 Let's be honest. 332 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,400 Because you're an idiot. 333 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,400 So that's mine. 334 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 Go ahead, Will. 335 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,080 Oh, OK, well, now I only have one. 336 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,080 Oh, sorry. 337 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,080 No, no, no, no, no. 338 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,240 You did what I asked. 339 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,480 And I had a backup plan. 340 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:53,280 Anyway, close your ears, kids. 341 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280 This could get weird. 342 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,280 Just don't ask your parents if you have your ears open. 343 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280 Oh, my gosh. 344 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,280 It might be like, oh, crumbs and stuff. 345 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,280 No, Will, no. 346 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Just don't. 347 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,280 Trust me. 348 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,280 This ain't bad. 349 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,640 It's just little kids, you know. 350 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,640 Really? 351 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,400 More than it could be, hey, sexy waxy. 352 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400 God. 353 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400 Say that. 354 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,880 That's exactly what you would say, though, Will. 355 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,880 That's the thing. 356 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,880 Me? 357 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,880 That's what I would say. 358 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,880 That's the thing. 359 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880 That's the thing. 360 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880 That's the thing. 361 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:35,560 Oh, number one could be like, what position do you like? 362 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,560 You know, like. 363 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,560 Oh, weird, no. 364 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,560 No? 365 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,560 Will, let's just move on. 366 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,440 I told kids to close their ears. 367 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,440 I'm stopping you now. 368 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,440 Move on. 369 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,440 Next point. 370 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,440 OK. 371 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,440 What was our next point? 372 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,440 OK. 373 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,040 Yes. 374 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,960 Funniest childhood memory. 375 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,080 Got one? 376 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080 Funniest childhood memory? 377 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,080 I didn't actually write this one down. 378 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080 So can you go first? 379 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,960 Want to have a quick think? 380 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,960 Go ahead. 381 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,360 I mean, me go ahead. 382 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,360 Right. 383 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:17,400 Well, this happened a few years back now when I was a youngster. 384 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,840 I was in Pembrokeshire and I bought a bag of soju. 385 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,360 It is my favorite place. 386 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:26,840 I bought a bag of chips, you know, your vinegar, salt and all that rot. 387 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,840 You know what I mean? 388 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,120 The bag was dripping in vinegar at the bottom. 389 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,200 Pool of vinegar. 390 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,240 So it was quite damp. 391 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,440 Of course, wetness and paper don't go well together. 392 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:48,600 So I walked to another and the board of bag of chips chucked out onto the ground of Pembrokeshire. 393 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,760 So I just stood there, picked them up, nifty. 394 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,480 I was like, oh, from this anchor. 395 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,920 Um, get ready for it. 396 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:10,040 In no time, just like that, these hungry, pesky gang of seagulls came mobbing me, came 397 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:17,040 down like absolutely nibbling at my toes, like, just getting all of these chips they 398 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,040 can gobble up. 399 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,320 There was only a few of them, to be honest. 400 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:24,200 The rest were all peering like vultures getting ready to pounce on their prey. 401 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,080 But yeah, that is it. 402 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:32,200 And it was really sad because I knew I wasn't going to get any more chips. 403 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,800 So they were just sort of getting devoured while I knew I was going to go hungry for 404 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,800 the rest of the day. 405 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:41,240 And we're just going to clarify here because we actually have some American listeners. 406 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,520 He's talking about like, do they call it French fries? 407 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,520 Do they? 408 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520 French fries. 409 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,560 He's not talking about like crisps. 410 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,600 He's talking about like, you know, potatoes. 411 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600 Yeah, fries. 412 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 That's it. 413 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,280 Because otherwise that story makes no sense if you're thinking of crisps. 414 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,280 Yeah. 415 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280 Yeah. 416 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280 Okay. 417 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:05,600 So now, okay, I have thought I've actually got two. 418 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,080 One of them isn't actually mine. 419 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,440 It's my brother, but he told me the story and it's hilarious. 420 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,440 So I'm going to say it. 421 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,440 But I'll start off with my story. 422 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,600 So let's see, me and my dad walking along the sandy beach. 423 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,600 I'm quite young. 424 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,200 I'd say I'm about seven, eight. 425 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,600 It's yeah, we're walking along. 426 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,800 It's one of these beaches that has like, you know, the quicksand. 427 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,800 Oh yeah. 428 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800 Yeah. 429 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:34,560 Well now we don't go very far in because obviously it's quicksand. 430 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,120 You know, why would you? 431 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:45,160 Now this stupid woman had gone far in and me and my dad, we were quite, we're like quite 432 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,720 near to her, but we're not near enough to be sinking in, you see. 433 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,160 She's walking and her sandal falls off. 434 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,160 It goes into the sand. 435 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,160 It just vanishes. 436 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,160 Everyone around is just like, oh dear. 437 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,200 And she's stressing out. 438 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:11,880 She's like shouting at her husband like, get my sandal out. 439 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,560 Just looking at each other, laughing at her. 440 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,560 Oh my god. 441 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:21,200 Her husband gets on his hands and he's in the quicksand. 442 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:26,560 This woman's sandal out. 443 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,520 He gets it. 444 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,520 Everyone around cheers. 445 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,200 Every single person in the whole beach erupts in cheers. 446 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,560 He goes, thank you everyone. 447 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:42,200 And then, then the woman's other sandal gets stuck. 448 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200 No, no. 449 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200 What? 450 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:49,840 So she goes, they go to walk off and the exact same thing happened. 451 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,800 But this time he said, you know what? 452 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,360 I'm not dealing with this honey. 453 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,960 And she has to fish out the sandal. 454 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:56,960 Really? 455 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,960 Yep. 456 00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,960 It was hilarious. 457 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,600 I'm never going to forget that story till the day I die. 458 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,520 That's going to be the last thing I think of is that story. 459 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,520 Fair enough. 460 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,520 Fair enough. 461 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,200 I know my other one that happened to my brother. 462 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,560 Now I wasn't actually there, but I've been told this story a lot of times and honestly 463 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,040 it makes me giggle every time I hear it. 464 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,680 So my mum and my brother, they're at the supermarket. 465 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,480 They've gone to get my dad the birthday cake, I think. 466 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480 I don't know where I was. 467 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,480 I wasn't there. 468 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,160 They're looking at the cakes. 469 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,680 But you know the thing that the cakes are stored on, what do you call it? 470 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:36,440 The rack that all the food is stored on the supermarket. 471 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,560 It's like really flims. 472 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,560 It's got a loose screw. 473 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,480 So yeah, you see where this is going. 474 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,560 My brother, my mum says, okay Bertie, let's get that cake. 475 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,520 My brother, he goes to the floor because it's on the bottom shelf. 476 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,200 He gets it out. 477 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,120 The entire cake rack just smashes down. 478 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,120 Oh the cake. 479 00:21:55,120 --> 00:22:02,360 It just smashes onto the floor and a worker comes running and he goes, oh yeah, we forgot 480 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,480 to tell everyone that that's a faulty rack. 481 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,360 You're going to have to pay for all that. 482 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:15,160 My mum starts arguing with that worker saying, why is it our fault that that's a faulty rack? 483 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:20,760 And eventually after all this argument, something the manager comes over and gives my mum and 484 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,080 the brother the cake that they wanted to buy for free. 485 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:29,520 So it all turned out well in the end because this employee was shouting at my mum saying 486 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,800 that she'd have to pay for like all these, there was about, I think there was about 60 487 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,800 cakes, not an exaggeration. 488 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,840 It was like the entire thing. 489 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:42,480 And they wanted her to pay for all of it just because they had a faulty rack. 490 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,040 For my mum, my mum still gets annoyed about that story today. 491 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,080 Honestly, she still bangs on about it. 492 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,560 And this was about six years ago now. 493 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,700 Wow. 494 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:54,200 Some people. 495 00:22:54,200 --> 00:23:01,680 Well, well, Jemima goes and talks to her brother. 496 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:07,600 I shall dig into my other story I was planning. 497 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:13,520 And this one, let me tell you this, this is not nice. 498 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:19,200 So I was at a party once. 499 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,400 It was young ages ago. 500 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:28,520 And while I had an accident, let's say in my pantaloons. 501 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:37,560 So I shat my pants while at the party and oh my God. 502 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 It was horrible. 503 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:44,800 There was like a pool of brown peas just swishing side to side in my pants. 504 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,160 Just it was horrible. 505 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,520 It was horrible. 506 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,800 I remember I was just hobbling behind. 507 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,840 It was horrible. 508 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,120 It was all scrunchy. 509 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:02,120 It makes you feel sick even talking about it. 510 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,120 Right. 511 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:07,040 So I was talking to my brother after that story. 512 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:13,800 And I came in and I didn't hear the first part, but to be honest, I don't think I want 513 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,800 to. 514 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,800 No. 515 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:21,480 So yeah, when I listen to this back, I'm going to have a good surprise for me in there, 516 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,480 aren't I Will? 517 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,480 Great. 518 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,480 Yeah, you will. 519 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:32,800 Okay, let's move on as swiftly as possible from that story. 520 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,800 Yeah. 521 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,800 Sorry everyone. 522 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,400 Talking about it. 523 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:43,040 My brother just needed to ask me something, but I am back where I'm going to go. 524 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,960 Everything's so squeaky on my table. 525 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,480 Right. 526 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,920 Let's dig into, I think, one of the listener stories. 527 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,920 Were you... 528 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,920 Yes. 529 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,920 ...bred? 530 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,960 You bred that one last time. 531 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960 Right. 532 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,960 This is one. 533 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,480 Dear Will, do you mind my Alex? 534 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,480 Okay. 535 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,480 Alex isn't here. 536 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,480 Oh, oh. 537 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,400 And actually, he probably isn't there. 538 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,400 Right. 539 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,600 I'm not even sure if that was written. 540 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,240 Well, no, he isn't. 541 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,200 It's just me Will. 542 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,720 When I woke up that morning, I knew that there was going to be trouble. 543 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:31,080 I could feel it in my gut, like something bad was going to happen. 544 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:37,120 It didn't take me long for what my gut was feeling to become reality. 545 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:41,080 I've received a message on Twitter telling me that someone had spotted me wearing a lead 546 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,360 top in the Man United end. 547 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,240 Oh, gosh. 548 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,560 That was a silly decision. 549 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,440 Oh dear. 550 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,200 Just wear a plain shirt. 551 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200 Yeah. 552 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:59,760 But needless to say, the reaction wasn't what I was expecting. 553 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,800 Positive comments and likes flooded in. 554 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:10,680 There were also a few negative tweets about how silly an uncle it was to wear a top from 555 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,880 a club like Leeds, which I took with offense. 556 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,880 Okay. 557 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:16,880 Yeah. 558 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,120 Josh Wood, if you're listening to this, we're really sorry. 559 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,840 We're really sorry, Josh Wood. 560 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,840 Yeah. 561 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,840 Don't worry, Josh. 562 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:28,120 I still support Leeds with my whole heart and I do support Reading, but Leeds is my second 563 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,120 club. 564 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,120 Oh my God. 565 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:38,080 In the end, it wasn't so much the reaction from others that bothered me as much as the 566 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:44,000 fact that someone had reported me for wearing something that wasn't legit. 567 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 I'm sorry. 568 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000 What? 569 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,160 Especially given Man United's rivalry with Leeds. 570 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:55,920 Nowadays, social media can be pretty ugly, but back then it felt like everyone who mattered 571 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:01,200 had turned on me because of this one stupid mistake. 572 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,200 Right. 573 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,160 Never ever wear a rival top in the opposite end. 574 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 Great podcast. 575 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:12,520 Thanks for the great podcast, but can I just say it's fairly obvious not to wear a rival 576 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520 shirt in the opposite end. 577 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:20,440 I'm not trying to be rude, but that was a bit silly, wasn't it? 578 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,440 A bit silly. 579 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440 Melon. 580 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440 Yeah. 581 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,440 Oh dear. 582 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,440 It's okay. 583 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:34,120 I hope that you've recovered from this embassment and learned from your mistakes. 584 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:38,440 I really do because that is just very silly, silly, silly. 585 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,440 Okay. 586 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,440 Right. 587 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,320 Well, we haven't had a joke for a while and I thought I'd just bring up one or two. 588 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,320 Okay. 589 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,320 Here we go. 590 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,600 Why did the old man fall in the well? 591 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,640 I don't know. 592 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,640 Because he couldn't see too well. 593 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,640 It's awful, but it caught me off guard. 594 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,640 Yeah. 595 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,640 It's a lovely bit of a play. 596 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,320 Another one. 597 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:08,680 Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill? 598 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,440 Because it had felt, I don't know. 599 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,440 I don't know. 600 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,440 I don't know. 601 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,440 Because he ran out of juice. 602 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,440 Yeah, that was awful. 603 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,440 That was the best. 604 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,440 I love that one. 605 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,440 He ran out of juice. 606 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:18,440 Of course he did. 607 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:27,880 Right, well, I'm going to give you a pick up line, a random pick up line. 608 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,800 You've got to rate it on a scale of one to 10. 609 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800 Okay? 610 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,800 Okay. 611 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,800 Right. 612 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800 I've just quickly Googled it up because I wasn't planning on doing this. 613 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,560 So, no, that's pretty bad. 614 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,880 Right. 615 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,640 I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being this week's hottest single. 616 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,640 No. 617 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,640 That's a 10. 618 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,640 Give me that. 619 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640 Okay. 620 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:58,040 We've got one more. 621 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:02,280 If you're a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber. 622 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,280 That's good. 623 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,880 That's a nine. 624 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,880 That's a nine. 625 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,600 Pick up lines. 626 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,840 It's so funny. 627 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840 I love that. 628 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,840 That was a class. 629 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,720 Actually, I won't squeeze in this section. 630 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,080 We're squeezing one little section because we've only got a few minutes left. 631 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,880 Three TV shows you recommend to the audience. 632 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,320 Okay. 633 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,280 Right. 634 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,400 Number one, Heartstopper. 635 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,560 It's so good. 636 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:46,200 The new series coming out August, the 3rd of August. 637 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,200 I'm buzzing. 638 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200 I'm buzzing, Will. 639 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,200 It's going to be great. 640 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Number two, Young Sheldon. 641 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200 Great. 642 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200 Better than the Big Bang Theory. 643 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,440 It's meant to be the spin-off, but the Big Bang Theory is awful. 644 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,520 And Young Sheldon is actually good. 645 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,640 That's an unpopular opinion. 646 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,640 I know. 647 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,560 I'm sorry, everyone, but the Big Bang Theory is just the humorous. 648 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,560 Get rid of the comments, please. 649 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,560 Yeah. 650 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,000 Well, I've already been attacked for saying that I don't like dogs, so I think that I 651 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,280 can deal with this. 652 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,200 And the third one, on the top of my head. 653 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,520 Oh, gosh. 654 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,520 Outnumbered. 655 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,000 It's really old. 656 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,160 It's really old, but it is so good. 657 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,160 Never heard. 658 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,240 No, Will, you'd like it. 659 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,240 You'd like it. 660 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240 Trust me. 661 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,240 Because it's quite like Modern Family. 662 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,240 No, not Modern. 663 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,880 Yeah, yeah, it is quite like Modern Family. 664 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,680 It's just like, it's basically the same thing, but just funny. 665 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,680 I think you should watch it. 666 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,680 It's old, but it's good. 667 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,680 Okay. 668 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,320 Oh, I would say... 669 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:57,880 Trying to see if this is the name of the show I'm thinking of. 670 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,920 Nope, it is definitely not. 671 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,080 Well, first one would be Modern Family. 672 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,080 There you go. 673 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,240 I mean, that's such a good show. 674 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,240 It has to watch it. 675 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240 No, it's not. 676 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,240 Yes, it's such a good show. 677 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,240 I recommend you watch it. 678 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:19,240 Other one, I think these are so basic shows, but you've got to watch them. 679 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,600 Netflix, most of them are Netflix. 680 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,600 Oh, no, this one isn't anymore. 681 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600 Spectacular Spider-Man. 682 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,280 I know it's a Spider-Man show. 683 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,120 But, come on. 684 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,680 If you really like story plots and how stories develop and how you relate with the main character, 685 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,400 this is a perfect way to relate with them. 686 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,000 But you really feel Peter Parker's struggle of balancing Spider-Man's life and his rent 687 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,120 to protect Aunt May and stuff. 688 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120 So... 689 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,680 Oh, a speech about Spider-Man, Will. 690 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,880 I'm sorry. 691 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:55,120 And the last one would probably be, what's it called? 692 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,120 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 693 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,120 Which, love it. 694 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,120 Top show. 695 00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Love it. 696 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,120 Of course it is. 697 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:07,200 Will stayed up till like 3am watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 698 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:12,400 He said on one of the early podcasts that he spent loads and loads of money buying the 699 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,400 new season. 700 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Yeah. 701 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,400 And then... 702 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,400 I never watched it. 703 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,400 And then he never watched it yet. 704 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,400 Oh, okay. 705 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,800 On Netflix a few weeks later. 706 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,800 So yeah. 707 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800 Yeah. 708 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,400 I haven't watched it yet, but I will. 709 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,360 Anyway, that is all we've got time for today, everyone. 710 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,600 Thank you so much for watching. 711 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,600 Thanks for so much support. 712 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,720 We've been checking the followers, the downloads. 713 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,960 It's all been going up. 714 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,680 Thank you so much, everyone. 715 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,040 And we will see you on Tuesday, hopefully. 716 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,040 See you next time. 717 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,040 See you then. 718 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,040 Bye. 719 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,040 Bye bye. 720 00:32:45,040 --> 00:33:02,040 Bye bye.