1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,080 Hello everyone and welcome back to the Stupid Opinion of Teenagers podcast series dots. 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,120 Series two, series duo? 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:16,160 I think that's two, isn't it? 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,160 In one of the languages. 5 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:21,880 Anyway, we're back and wow, it's been a long break. 6 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:22,880 Too long. 7 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:23,880 A long, long break. 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:24,880 Too long. 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:34,160 We're sorry, but we had casting issues, not casting issues, a lot of personal issues. 10 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,160 School. 11 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:42,160 Yeah, exams, and then we decided one day, boom, we're back. 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,720 We're going to do this and cool. 13 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:53,240 Just want to say I'm not in the old recording place where I usually do it. 14 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,800 I'm not with my computers and everything. 15 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,800 I've got my iPad. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:04,720 I've got my AirPods in and recording in a hotel room right now from a long trip across 17 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,720 the Pacific Ocean. 18 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,920 Yeah, so now I'm chilling in a nice hotel. 19 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,920 Yeah. 20 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,720 After a long night, long, long trip. 21 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,720 Anyway. 22 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,720 But wow, we're back. 23 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Yeah. 24 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,440 It feels amazing. 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:32,960 Honestly, well, and just so everyone knows, it is just now me, Jemima and Will, we are 26 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,160 like, we're the main ones now. 27 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,080 We're going to, it's mainly just going to be us two. 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,800 Obviously we're still going to get special guests on because everyone loves the special 29 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,160 guests, but generally we are the two main presenters now. 30 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:50,720 No one else for just some reasons that just some technical difficulties. 31 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,680 But yeah, it's just us two. 32 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,840 So yeah, I hope you don't mind that. 33 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,840 We all know Mike, Man, Dylan. 34 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 Yeah. 35 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,920 And of course, he'll be back as a special guest. 36 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,680 It's just, there's loads of complications. 37 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,440 And of course, everyone who's been on before has a chance to come back again. 38 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,440 So if you liked them, you didn't like them. 39 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:15,920 Well, if you didn't like them, give us a shout and then maybe they won't come back. 40 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:20,920 Yeah, but that's kind of that bit. 41 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,920 Week, how's your long week gone? 42 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:28,600 Oh, it is gone. 43 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,320 Pretty good from what I remember. 44 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,000 School feels a long time ago now. 45 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,680 I don't even remember. 46 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,680 I think it was dull, to be honest. 47 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:42,520 Yeah, it was, I don't think the lessons were too inspirational really. 48 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,800 We're like a few weeks after getting our exam results back, we're near the end of term. 49 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,440 So everyone's just kind of giving up and the teachers are giving up. 50 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,760 And it's all just a bit pointless in my opinion. 51 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,760 But yeah, we have what do we have left of school now? 52 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,640 Will one and a half weeks, two weeks, something like that. 53 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,440 Yeah, it's something like that. 54 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,040 Let me see. 55 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,040 I haven't one calendar. 56 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:09,000 We break up on the 13th of July. 57 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,720 So quite soon, quite soon. 58 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,720 Yeah, quite soon. 59 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,720 Yeah. 60 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,720 One and a half weeks then. 61 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 Yeah, one and a half. 62 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,720 Right. 63 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,240 So yeah, but my week has been okay. 64 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,480 Bit dull, but I am just so happy to get this podcast back. 65 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,160 That has got my week right up. 66 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,120 Will, how's your week been? 67 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,120 Thank you. 68 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,120 Yeah. 69 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:43,280 It's been quite dull to start off with probably, like you said, school's kind of boring. 70 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,280 We can learn. 71 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,280 It's been quite interesting. 72 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,280 What did I do in the South? 73 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Nothing. 74 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,280 Exactly. 75 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,280 That's what I did. 76 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,280 I slept in. 77 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,520 I was going to wake up early and I was like, I don't want to just lie in for a few more 78 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,520 minutes. 79 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:57,520 How do you know? 80 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 I was two hours later. 81 00:03:58,520 --> 00:03:59,520 Yeah, I was still in bed. 82 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,520 And I was like, no, no, I'm going to stay in the long run. 83 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:05,960 And then, yeah, I stayed into what, Penn something. 84 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,960 Oh, sorry. 85 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:10,880 I'm a nice lion, got up, did my stuff. 86 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,000 And then, it was a good day. 87 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,160 It was a good day. 88 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,880 My door's rattling a lot. 89 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,200 And then today, it's been different. 90 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:30,800 We're running, we're now Pokemon Go hunting. 91 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:36,840 Oh, and I did a few map business. 92 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,040 You wouldn't understand, guys. 93 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,640 We'll go into that one another day. 94 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:46,600 But I've been map building today on COP D, holiday special. 95 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,120 Yeah, that's it. 96 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,120 Yeah. 97 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,120 Cool. 98 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,120 Right. 99 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:56,840 Well, we've explained why we went breaks. 100 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:07,120 If you guys really want, just drop a comment in Instagram or anywhere else. 101 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:12,760 If you want more presenters, want more guests, or just complain, or give us good positive 102 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:17,320 feedback, constructive feedback, is that what it's called? 103 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,320 Yeah. 104 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 Cool. 105 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,240 And lastly, listener stories, we're back. 106 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:30,560 So if you've got any, send them in. 107 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,560 Yes, that reminds me. 108 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,560 Right. 109 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:39,400 I'm going to go scour down the downstairs, see if I can find what I'm looking for. 110 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Yes. 111 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:46,120 And you think we're introducing, it's going to be a thing. 112 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:52,160 Jemima, you're going to have to kind of talk, explain why we're gone, do whatever you want. 113 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,160 Okay. 114 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,160 All right. 115 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,920 So everyone, once again, we're really, really sorry that we went, but as we said, a lot 116 00:05:58,920 --> 00:05:59,920 of difficulties. 117 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:05,040 But there's been some exciting things going on during the break. 118 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,080 We've had score results back, exam results. 119 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:13,320 For me, they went pretty good, actually, better than expected. 120 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:19,120 For the person that once called us not the brightest, you'll be pleased to know that 121 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,120 in my RS exam, I got 92%. 122 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,120 So thank you. 123 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,120 And obviously I'm joking. 124 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,120 Fair enough. 125 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,120 That's fair enough. 126 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:32,280 We are sometimes a bit not the smartest people, but then again, we are just teenagers and 127 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 it, yeah. 128 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,280 Yep. 129 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:37,920 And what else has been going on? 130 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,800 Oh, well, I'm actually, yeah. 131 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:48,000 Well, yeah, I'm leaving the school, which me and Will currently attend, but don't worry 132 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,080 because that's not going to affect the podcast whatsoever. 133 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:56,280 It's going to probably make it better because me and Will won't see each other as much. 134 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,280 So we'll have more to discuss. 135 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:02,240 It'll be more exciting for you guys because you'll have two different types of topics 136 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,640 from two different schools. 137 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,360 So that's going to be good. 138 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,360 Yeah. 139 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,920 And then the rest of this podcast, we've got some good stuff coming up. 140 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,440 So that's really exciting. 141 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:17,680 We've got some good questions actually that if you disagree with some of the stuff we 142 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:22,840 say, make sure to put it on the Instagram and say your opinion because they're debate 143 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,280 type questions. 144 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:30,760 And me and Will are really just going to be waffling on about a load of rubbish when we 145 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:35,160 say these things, to be honest, and trying to make sense of these very wacky questions. 146 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:41,280 So if you have any other ideas, be sure to let us know and we'll shout your ideas out 147 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,600 on the next podcast. 148 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:50,400 And yeah, I'd also like to say, if you don't already know the Instagram that we already 149 00:07:50,400 --> 00:08:01,000 go, we always go on about, it is the underscore stupid underscore opinion underscore of underscore 150 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 teenager. 151 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 That's it. 152 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,480 It has a lot of posts. 153 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,320 We post about what we're going to be. 154 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,720 We post them like we're going to like start putting some sneak peeks and stuff, some little 155 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,240 teasers for what's to come on the Instagram. 156 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:20,040 So you definitely want to follow that to get get ready to like some some behind the scenes 157 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,040 and stuff we've got. 158 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,520 We've got a lot planned for the Instagram. 159 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,800 That's really exciting. 160 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,560 And yeah, oh, well, Joe's is coming back. 161 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:29,560 He's ready to go. 162 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,200 Oh, no, he's not ready to go. 163 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200 Never mind. 164 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,200 Don't you worry, everyone. 165 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,200 Yeah, I am. 166 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,200 I will. 167 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,200 Okay, I'm back now. 168 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:49,640 Bear in mind, these are, you know, what's coming to you. 169 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,440 You want to know how old these are. 170 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,080 But well, we haven't actually explained what we're doing. 171 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,240 So just not say, yeah. 172 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,240 Okay. 173 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,240 May 18th. 174 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,200 These are from May the 18th last year. 175 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,200 Or this. 176 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,960 No, no, this this year, maybe three months. 177 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:18,800 I had a compromise and I have it all on this little tablet thing. 178 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,800 Okay. 179 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,800 Okay. 180 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:21,800 Right. 181 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,840 We're going to start off with sport. 182 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,800 Well, each week, hopefully, or each. 183 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:32,720 We don't know how many episodes we'll be doing a week yet, but each Friday, let's say, or 184 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:37,160 each whatever day, we will be doing a newspaper read. 185 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,800 So newspaper, we see what's the big, big name, big front cover. 186 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,840 And we see a few interesting topics in it. 187 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:46,640 If you like it, you don't like it, say, we'll change it or we will keep it. 188 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,160 Let's start off with a sport this week. 189 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,160 And well, no, it is this week. 190 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 I got this. 191 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,160 Forget me. 192 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,160 It's fine. 193 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,160 It's fine. 194 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,160 Right. 195 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,160 It's fine. 196 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,160 On the floor. 197 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,160 Sorry, Ron. 198 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,160 Sorry. 199 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,160 Right. 200 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,160 Good. 201 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:10,000 Well, continue to build rebuild that midfield signing a 60 million pound Mofilda from RB 202 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Leipzig. 203 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I think it's 60 million. 204 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I'm pretty sure it was 70. 205 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,680 But this is this is three hours ago. 206 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,840 So it definitely could have changed. 207 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:25,160 So you're Jürgen Klopp, the German manager for Liverpool has made his second summer signing 208 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:33,160 Alexis Moccas the first and Dominic Sabozlai, who is a Hungarian international, a top class 209 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,800 player played for RB Leipzig last season. 210 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,800 Jemima, you probably know what Moflis is all about. 211 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,800 But I'm trying to get into it. 212 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,800 Yeah. 213 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,800 Yeah. 214 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800 I like that attitude. 215 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:54,600 And as he has understood that he has signed a five year deal, which is quite small comparison 216 00:10:54,600 --> 00:11:01,520 to Chelsea's eight year deals and trying to get away with FFA, FFF, FPF, whatever it's 217 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,320 called financial fair play rules. 218 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,320 There you go. 219 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,320 But he's 22 years old. 220 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,320 He's a very young prospect. 221 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:13,640 Can we keep in mind that Liverpool signed Alexis Moccas for only 35 million, which is 222 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,360 a bargain deal, an absolute bargain deal. 223 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:24,120 He is a top class midfielder, arguably Brighton's best player last season, depends on what team 224 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,120 he's in. 225 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,120 I'm quite biased. 226 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,120 There you go. 227 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,120 Let's move it on. 228 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,120 Do you want England sport? 229 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,120 Cricket? 230 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,120 Yeah. 231 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,120 Yeah. 232 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,120 Cricket. 233 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,120 Yeah. 234 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,120 Just itching my ear. 235 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,120 Okay. 236 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:41,120 Ben Stokes, top, top, top, top, cricketer, I think. 237 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,120 Isn't he? 238 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,120 Yes. 239 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,120 Yes. 240 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,120 I think he is. 241 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:54,320 I think he's a batter. 242 00:11:54,320 --> 00:12:02,520 I'm pretty sure he's a good batter, but I'm not quite up to date, but I'm pretty sure 243 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,520 he is. 244 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,520 Okay. 245 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,520 Yeah. 246 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,520 Yeah. 247 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,520 Understood. 248 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:12,920 Well, he came on, how many hours ago? 249 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:18,560 He came on earlier today, I'm pretty sure, and said that he wouldn't want England to 250 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:25,760 win like that after the controversial Johnny Bairstow dismissal. 251 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:36,280 So it looks like there was a controversial wicket which saw England take the win. 252 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 Pretty sure. 253 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,760 Or saw Australia to win. 254 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,760 No idea. 255 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760 I don't watch the cricket. 256 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,760 I'm pretty sure it's Australia. 257 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760 Yeah. 258 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,760 Oh, it's Australia. 259 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,320 England are knocked out of the ashes, I think. 260 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,160 Oh, well then, Australia. 261 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,640 I think they just got knocked out. 262 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,400 Don't take my word for that, everyone listening. 263 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,760 I'm really sorry if I just offended anyone. 264 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:59,000 I just have an older brother, so he tells me these things, not that I particularly know 265 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 what he's on about. 266 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 So, yeah. 267 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Understood. 268 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Okay. 269 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah. 270 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Yeah. 271 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Fair enough. 272 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I, again, don't watch the cricket either. 273 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I just kind of just all watch the cricket. 274 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I don't know. 275 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I don't know. 276 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I don't know. 277 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 I don't know. 278 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 I don't know. 279 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I'm just kind of just all... 280 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 It's just, I find cricket quite boring, to be honest. 281 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Fair enough. 282 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Fair enough. 283 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Controversial opinion, though, Will. 284 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Yeah. 285 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yeah. 286 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,200 Where was this article, which I really was intrigued by? 287 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,600 I don't think we really need an article. 288 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,240 It's kind of just in my head now. 289 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,760 Saudi Arabia and football. 290 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,760 They've done it. 291 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,960 No, India, I'm pretty sure, did it with cricket. 292 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,920 That's what my teacher told me. 293 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:45,440 How Saudi Arabia brought literally all the cricket players or whatever and made cricket 294 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,040 their game. 295 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,320 Football is now turning into like that. 296 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,600 China, the MLS have tried it. 297 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,600 Those two have tried it. 298 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,520 They haven't really worked. 299 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,520 Saudi are now on their way to glory. 300 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:05,920 Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema, N'Golo Kante, even the likes of Jota from Celtic are heading 301 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,400 there at the age of 24, 22, are heading there. 302 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 And that's crazy. 303 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 Saudi really want to get their game. 304 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 They want to get to 2030, I'm pretty sure. 305 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:18,200 They want to get the next World Cup at Saudi Arabia. 306 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:25,320 Just far enough, Ronaldo even said that in five years, this league is the one to watch. 307 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,880 Well, can you argue with them? 308 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,880 Look at Saudi. 309 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,880 They have the money. 310 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,880 They're spending it. 311 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880 I want to say I disagree with it. 312 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 Do you mind, Will? 313 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880 What's your opinion? 314 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,760 Do you think a country can just buy their way into football? 315 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,840 No, I honestly don't. 316 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,800 Obviously, you need the players. 317 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:47,880 I mean, yeah, obviously they can buy the players, but I don't know. 318 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:53,880 I think you can in a way buy yourself in, but it's then again, even if you do, when 319 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,280 it's not going to be the same glory as if you properly earn it, even if they do end 320 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,920 up winning the World Cup, they're just they're going to be like, oh, we only want it because 321 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,920 we paid however much. 322 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,760 So I don't think they'll even get the same glory. 323 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,120 So obviously, it's fine to pay a bit. 324 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,240 Every club does have to pay to get players. 325 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,680 That's just the nature of football. 326 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,680 But I do. 327 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,320 I don't think that they can just buy it. 328 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,640 No, but then again, that's just my opinion. 329 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,680 That's not necessarily right. 330 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:31,640 No, I got to say I agree because the wages they're offering these players are ridiculous. 331 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,160 Hundreds of millions a year. 332 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,480 They were just set for life like that. 333 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,920 They're just set for life. 334 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,400 I mean, it's crazy. 335 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:44,680 I'm wondering if after the World Cup, are somebody going to continue their spending 336 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,680 spray? 337 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680 Are they just going to leave it like that? 338 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,680 They'll just give up. 339 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,680 They'll win it. 340 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:53,200 And then they'll just be like, we're done. 341 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:58,560 Personally being a Premier League, absolute Premier League fan, I'm hoping they give up 342 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,840 after the World Cup and just stop this spending spray of madness. 343 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,400 But I don't know what's wrong. 344 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,600 There was some random rumour that they can offer the Premier League something and then 345 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:18,200 they would have to take it and then all clubs would kind of merge into a Saudi. 346 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200 I don't know. 347 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:24,120 But it's quite scary for just a Premier League watcher. 348 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,320 But I will definitely be watching the Saudi League next year. 349 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,520 That will be very interesting. 350 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,280 Right. 351 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:37,520 We will move very quickly onto a non-sport related topic because we all want to mix it 352 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:45,120 up, of course. 353 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,120 This happened. 354 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,120 This was announced ages ago. 355 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:54,440 But we should probably dig into it. 356 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,560 What's it announced ages ago? 357 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,560 Or what is it? 358 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,680 Oh, you don't watch it do you? 359 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,680 Mock the Week. 360 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,680 What? 361 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,680 No, I don't know what you're on about. 362 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,680 The show? 363 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,680 No. 364 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680 No. 365 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,680 Right. 366 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,680 OK. 367 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,680 No. 368 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:20,480 So for anyone who doesn't watch Mock the Week, it's a comedy show. 369 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:27,560 It's like a... what are those shows when you're like going about comedy? 370 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,960 It's pointless, but it's not like a show. 371 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,560 It's not like a game show. 372 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:38,480 But it's like a... it's not reality. 373 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,480 It's not that. 374 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,480 It's the other one. 375 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480 I know what you're talking about. 376 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,480 Oh well. 377 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:49,080 They all go there and they talk about rubbish and make it funny. 378 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,640 And obviously... 379 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,640 That's what it is. 380 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640 Chaps show. 381 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,640 Chaps show. 382 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,640 OK. 383 00:17:54,640 --> 00:18:00,320 Well, they obviously discontinued the show a while back now, I think. 384 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,800 And it's quite sad because it's a very, very funny show. 385 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,760 I'd recommend you go watch it on BBC Islet. 386 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,240 It's there a lot. 387 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,240 It's a very good show. 388 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,240 It's got Dara Oh... something? 389 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:15,240 I don't know his name, but the larger, bold man. 390 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,240 He's very funny. 391 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,160 He's got a book out, so I'll go to books. 392 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,160 It's a really good show. 393 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,160 I recommend you watch it. 394 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,160 But they discontinued the show. 395 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:31,080 I don't know the reason why, but it's been going on for absolutely donkey's years. 396 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:39,240 I mean, I remember Dara having hair, pieces of hair, because he's bold now, and it was 397 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,240 brown and grey. 398 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240 So, I mean, wow. 399 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,240 It was going on for ages. 400 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,240 And he was so thin back then. 401 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240 I'm sorry. 402 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240 I'm drifting and waffling around with it. 403 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,240 I know it's a really good show. 404 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,240 I recommend you watch it. 405 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,000 Anyway, let's move on to random questions. 406 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,080 I'm sorry we dragged on with the newspaper for quite a while, but now we've got something 407 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080 spicy up. 408 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,080 Do you mind? 409 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080 Take it away. 410 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,080 All right. 411 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,400 So these questions are a bit... they're random, a bit questionable. 412 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,160 They're up for debate, which is why we're going to do it, because we think they're very 413 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,880 funny and, you know, this is a comedy podcast. 414 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,760 So, you know, okay, well, are you ready? 415 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:24,960 If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called? 416 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:25,960 I think it would be called... 417 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:31,320 Well, if peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, you're looking at this like maroon 418 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320 kind of spread. 419 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320 Maroon is brown. 420 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320 Maroon is like a purple. 421 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,320 Oh, yeah. 422 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,320 No, yeah, you're right. 423 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,320 Mostody kind of look. 424 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:45,360 What do I call it? 425 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 Mustard nut. 426 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 Mustard nut. 427 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,360 Yeah, yeah. 428 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,360 But it's not mustard. 429 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,360 Okay. 430 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 Brownie nut. 431 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360 Brownie nut, okay. 432 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,360 Brownie nut, yeah. 433 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,360 I would have a bit of brownie. 434 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360 No, I can't. 435 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,360 I'm allergic to nuts. 436 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,360 Yeah. 437 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,360 I personally would call it like frozen paste. 438 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:08,880 Because peanut butter has a lot of protein, yeah? 439 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Protein paste. 440 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:16,080 It's like a paste and you paste it on your toast and you eat it and you've got a little 441 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080 protein kit. 442 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,080 Ah, okay, yeah, I'll give you that one. 443 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:23,080 That's a good one. 444 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,240 Okay. 445 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,480 How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 446 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,480 Oh, very big. 447 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,480 These little chickens. 448 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,280 I'm looking at it right now. 449 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:42,360 The size is not that big. 450 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,000 And they're not very violent. 451 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 They're not very violent. 452 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,600 So they couldn't pet you to kill you. 453 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:58,080 You'd have to pet really aggressively. 454 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,720 I would have either as a cage, which would fit an elephant. 455 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,720 Does it matter what size this elephant is? 456 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,720 Could it be a baby? 457 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,720 Is it a full size? 458 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720 Full sized elephant. 459 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Full sized. 460 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,720 Yeah. 461 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,720 Right. 462 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,720 Full size. 463 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,720 Okay. 464 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,280 Put him in a very tight cage. 465 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280 Very tight cage. 466 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,160 This is not, there's no ideas. 467 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,520 Please don't give animal cruelty to anything. 468 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,960 Don't take any ideas like that. 469 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960 No. 470 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,960 Just saying. 471 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,960 Because I'm an absolute adorer of animals. 472 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,000 I would put animals before humans if it was to me. 473 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 But that's another conversation for another day. 474 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,920 But I would put them in a cage and then put all the little chickens right up to the, so 475 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,960 they're all tight and then they will be all startling. 476 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,960 The elephant, he doesn't get startled because he's a big man, you know, woman elephant. 477 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:48,400 He's like, she's like, they're like, we're not, we're not scared because that's just, 478 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400 those are a robot. 479 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:55,040 You know, but yeah, these, these chickens are all startled and then they pick them up. 480 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,600 Their legs come down. 481 00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,520 It kills a few chickens, but still more scuttling around. 482 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,520 The farmer lets more chickens in. 483 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,520 They climb on top of him. 484 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,520 That's really gory. 485 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:12,720 You never actually answered the question about how many chickens it would take. 486 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,720 Oh, oh. 487 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Oh, gee. 488 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,200 296. 489 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,760 I'm saying way more than that. 490 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,760 I'm saying 647. 491 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:36,720 If you think of it, an elephant is massive and it's like so heavy. 492 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,720 Yeah. 493 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,720 Yeah. 494 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,080 These chickens are human and pick up a chicken in one hand. 495 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,080 Yeah. 496 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,200 And they're, they just pack tiny. 497 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,240 If you think about how strong the elephant is, it's going to take so long for the chicken 498 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,240 to peck at it. 499 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,920 There's going to be so many of them all pecking in one area just to even like get a bit of 500 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,280 a wound on it. 501 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280 You know? 502 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:09,480 Well, I've just looked it up and the estimate is the lowest, the least would be 2,207 chickens. 503 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,960 That's the least. 504 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,960 Oh my gosh. 505 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,960 We're really far off. 506 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,960 Wow. 507 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,840 People even, they could say 10,000 chickens. 508 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,840 That's the max. 509 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,840 Goodness me. 510 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,840 Well, we didn't do very well in that, did we? 511 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,520 Well, we didn't. 512 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,360 Next question. 513 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,360 Okay. 514 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,960 If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? 515 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960 Right. 516 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:38,560 Well, I, I would say a monkey or chimpanzee. 517 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560 Okay. 518 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,560 Yeah. 519 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,560 Was it like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 520 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,560 Like that. 521 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560 Okay. 522 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,560 Yeah. 523 00:23:48,560 --> 00:24:01,960 I, I think rudest or I think I would say a rhinoceros because if you look at a rhinoceros, 524 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,440 they just, they just, they don't give you a nice friendly look. 525 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:10,360 Like if you look at like a hamster or a cat or a dog, they, they have quite a nice friendly 526 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,360 face. 527 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:16,120 You look at a rhinoceros and they just look like they're about to attack you. 528 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:20,800 Yes, but remember you can't tell a sausage by its shiny skin. 529 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,800 Sorry? 530 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:28,040 You can't tell a book by its cover. 531 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,920 You can't tell a sausage by its shiny skin. 532 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,320 I can never imagine that. 533 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:39,960 You may look grumpy, but inside you may be like, okay. 534 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960 Yeah. 535 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,960 Fair point. 536 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960 All right. 537 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,960 Okay. 538 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,360 I'm not going to eat it. 539 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,360 Yeah. 540 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,360 All right. 541 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:52,880 Now this, this last one, very controversial. 542 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,360 Do you think you eat or drink soup? 543 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,360 Yeah. 544 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,360 Okay. 545 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,360 Eat or drink soup. 546 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:07,640 Is this personal preference or your opinion? 547 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,640 Well what do you believe? 548 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,080 Depends on the day really. 549 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,520 I'm not going to put a bit of teeth in it and kind of suck it up. 550 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,880 Or sometimes I just go, no, no, no, I eat soup. 551 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,880 Yeah. 552 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:25,040 No, because the thing is, is other than hot chocolate or like a tea and people don't really 553 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:31,280 drink tea, who is like getting a spoon and spooning it to drink it. 554 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280 You know what I mean? 555 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280 Yeah. 556 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280 You eat soup. 557 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Yeah. 558 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280 Because it's like actual food. 559 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 It's like tomatoes and basil. 560 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280 It's blended in there. 561 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280 Yeah. 562 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:45,080 And some soup has like chicken chunks. 563 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,920 Like you wouldn't put chicken chunks in a drink, would you? 564 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,920 That's disgusting. 565 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,920 No. 566 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920 I'm saying food. 567 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920 Food it is. 568 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920 Right. 569 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920 Any opinions? 570 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920 Come challenge us. 571 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920 Yeah. 572 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:56,920 We're here to challenge you back. 573 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:57,920 Do you think you're definitely not drinking? 574 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,920 Anyway, is that it with the question? 575 00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920 Yeah. 576 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:00,920 What do you know? 577 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,920 Well, I just wanted to bring up a few stories that have happened. 578 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:13,560 Since the old things and since the old break of the podcast. 579 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,560 Yeah. 580 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,560 Why? 581 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:24,600 I wanted to bring up because this has always been a little thing I've thought about for 582 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600 a while. 583 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,120 And Edie's gone to a few parties with some boys. 584 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,120 No, nothing to. 585 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,120 That's my sister by the way. 586 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,120 She's gone to parties, blah, blah, blah. 587 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:43,520 But let me tell you, boys, young boys are absolute fudging psychos. 588 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,520 Absolute psychos. 589 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,520 Are they? 590 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,520 Absolutely crazy. 591 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,920 My goodness, one of those bouncy cars instead of bouncing around like you do as a child, 592 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:58,160 these few lads, these boys, these mates decided to go and do a USC, whatever you call it, 593 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,080 boxing fight, boom, boom, boom on the trampoline. 594 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,080 The girls are screaming. 595 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,600 It's every source loud and my Lord, it's getting quite ugly. 596 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,000 God, they don't want to enjoy the party. 597 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,240 They just want to go like, you know, a bit of fire. 598 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240 I know. 599 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:20,800 You want to do it as a boy, yeah, but come on, bounce on a bouncy car. 600 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,680 I wish I could do that now. 601 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,960 I really do. 602 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,520 I miss those days, you know? 603 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,200 I really do miss those days. 604 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,240 Like, I don't know. 605 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:40,760 Okay, I know you want to, as a dad, you want to go like, son, be a man, really man up. 606 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:51,920 Okay, really be that man in the house to protect your children from danger and stuff in the 607 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920 future. 608 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,920 This is what I've been told. 609 00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:03,400 But you tell your son, you go, instead of namby-pamby around, look at the butterflies, 610 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:13,720 counting birds, whatever you do, you want to go poop in a boy's beer or get your brother, 611 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720 give him a wedgie. 612 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,160 That's what the dads kind of give you on the face. 613 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,920 Give your dads, give your sons advice. 614 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:22,920 Right. 615 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,040 Give them a little poo in the beer cup. 616 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,040 Yeah. 617 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,560 How does this have anything to do with the boys in the boxing match on the bouncy castle? 618 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,200 I'm trying to go to that. 619 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,760 I'm trying to go to that. 620 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:46,280 Sorry, I just lost where I was. 621 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,680 That little notification popped up. 622 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,160 That was annoying. 623 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,280 Right, and I understand why boys really want to box. 624 00:28:53,280 --> 00:29:00,240 It's kind of like what their dads are telling them to really become that kind of boxing 625 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,320 now weightlifting, press up, all that mumbo jumbo. 626 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:10,360 And I understand because you want to be that strong muscular man. 627 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360 I know I'm joining on. 628 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 You are. 629 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:23,800 But to get to my point, I really just want to dig into the story. 630 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,800 I understand boxing. 631 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,800 I understand why you would fight. 632 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,800 That's kind of it. 633 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,800 Right, inspirational Will. 634 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 Thank you. 635 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 Yeah, sorry. 636 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 One more little story. 637 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800 Oh, God, yes. 638 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800 Off you go. 639 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,800 Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 640 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,800 Just checking. 641 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:52,920 One morning, I woke up. 642 00:29:52,920 --> 00:30:00,040 This was a few weeks ago, three weeks ago. 643 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,280 And I wake up, it's only me in the house. 644 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,280 Everyone's gone out for the day. 645 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,280 It's late, get up. 646 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,280 I had breakfast, had a shower. 647 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,280 And then I walk into the living room. 648 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,560 You wouldn't believe it. 649 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,480 The French windows are open and there are dog prints everywhere. 650 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,480 Dog prints, mud, everywhere. 651 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,480 I'm like, oh my Christ. 652 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,480 Oh my Lord. 653 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,480 I'm going to have to clean this up. 654 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,480 Oh, I'm going to get absolutely dug into the ground. 655 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,920 Never dig dug up again. 656 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920 I'm in trouble. 657 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,920 Sorry. 658 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,040 I took my days out in my day. 659 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:39,240 Cleaned up for hours and everyone got back late in the evening. 660 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,640 And so I did all of this. 661 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640 It was infuriating. 662 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,640 Cleaning up every little splodge. 663 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:50,040 Really digging into that carpet like Play-Doh, mumbling it. 664 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:54,040 Play-Doh, doh, doh, Play-Doh, doh, doh. 665 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,040 The old days. 666 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,040 Loved it. 667 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,040 Thank you. 668 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,040 I had to do that. 669 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:03,040 It took me hours to get it clean. 670 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,040 Yeah. 671 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:09,720 And I just felt at the end, at the end of this whole thing, why wouldn't you just let 672 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,520 your dog have a massive shite in your living room? 673 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,040 Why don't we just let dogs poo in the house? 674 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,040 Right. 675 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,040 I'm singing. 676 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,040 Right. 677 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,040 Let me interrupt this story. 678 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,040 Are you talking about like a cat in a litter tray? 679 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,040 Or are we just talking on the floor? 680 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,040 No, I'm just meaning just dump the thing on the floor that's smudged into that carpet. 681 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,040 I'll tell you why. 682 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:38,040 Because if, right, take the carpet, yeah, it gets smudged in. 683 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,040 That smell is not leaving the carpet. 684 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:47,040 That is going to be lingering in your house for at least three days. 685 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,040 Dogs poo at least what? 686 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,040 Two, three times a day, is it? 687 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,040 Around that? 688 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,040 Maybe a bit less. 689 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,040 Yeah. 690 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,040 Right. 691 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,040 They do that three times a day. 692 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,040 Every day per week. 693 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,040 And it takes like two days to clean, like the smell to go. 694 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:10,040 Your house would smell like a sewage pipe. 695 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,040 Well, that's why don't let dogs poo in the house. 696 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:19,040 Because the smell would be so revolting, you wouldn't even be able to live in your own house. 697 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:25,040 You'd have to dedicate the whole house to the dog. 698 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,040 Yeah. 699 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,040 Yeah. 700 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,040 So that's your point now. 701 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,040 That's your point. 702 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,040 I think to end it off, actually, I'll go grab it. 703 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040 I'll be literally 30 seconds. 704 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040 Why don't we end it with a listener story. 705 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,040 A listener story. 706 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,040 Now, everyone, as we said, we love the listener stories. 707 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:51,040 Keep them coming in, whatever type, literally anything at all we will read. 708 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,040 Because listener stories are our favourite part of the podcast. 709 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,040 As well as listener stories, you can always send in like questions you have for us. 710 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:03,040 Like, we don't really get that, but we'd be happy to answer a lot of questions. 711 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040 People don't really send them in very often. 712 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,040 We've only ever answered one or two. 713 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,040 But anything really, obviously nothing strange. 714 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,040 I mean, yeah, nothing too personal. 715 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,040 But we'll answer things. 716 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,040 We'll answer things. 717 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,040 Because, you know, me and Will, we're interesting people. 718 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040 We've got a lot to say about a lot of things. 719 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,040 So, you know, questions are always, yeah, they're always good. 720 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:29,040 They're always good. 721 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 Right. 722 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,040 Okay. 723 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040 Right. Okay. 724 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,040 Let's end it with a listener story. 725 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,040 Oh, my God. 726 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,040 It's been too long. 727 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,040 Oh, my gosh, Will. 728 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,040 You're turning this podcast into a musical. 729 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040 At least 20 things. 730 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,040 I'm just a jury. 731 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,040 Right. 732 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,040 Dancing with the fairies, there will and Jemima. 733 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,040 Skip it. 734 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040 I'm sorry, we love you. 735 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040 I hope you enjoy this story. 736 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,040 And this is the thing is the only interesting thing that happened to me in my life. 737 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,040 I saw Fireflies for the first time. 738 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:10,040 I told my children, children that they were fairies and we danced with them. 739 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,040 And the public gave us a scared look. 740 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,040 Oh, they have grown up and still do it to their children. 741 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:21,040 Oh, that's sweet. 742 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,040 The memories. 743 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,040 Sometimes when I'm out strolling in the nature, I see a single Firefly. 744 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,040 Flip by. 745 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,040 Firefly. 746 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Flip by. 747 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040 End of sentence. 748 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,040 Okay. 749 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:37,040 It's an enchanting experience to connect with something so seemingly simple. 750 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,040 So seemingly so magical. 751 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,040 And at the same time. 752 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:46,040 I'm 45 now, but I still think that there are King and Queen fairies. 753 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:51,040 What a melon. 754 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,040 Control our forests. 755 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,040 My wife thinks that I was dropped in my head as a baby. 756 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040 Yeah. 757 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,040 Oh dear. 758 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,040 Love episodes two and 13. 759 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,040 Mark Nugget. 760 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,040 Mark Nugget. 761 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,040 I love that Mark. 762 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,040 Oh, being yourself. 763 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,040 Your wife's stretching you, but you're still doing it. 764 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040 I love that. 765 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,040 I love it. 766 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Yeah. 767 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,040 Well, respect. 768 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,040 Respect to you, buddy. 769 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:27,040 Well, I think we've fit everything in a small time we have. 770 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040 Thanks everyone for watching. 771 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,040 This was a blast. 772 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:34,040 Let me tell you to get back in the groove with all of you out there, especially Jemima. 773 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040 It's good to catch up again. 774 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,040 Yeah, you too, Will. 775 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,040 Well, I think we end it here. 776 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Yeah. 777 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,040 We'll talk about that on the next episode, whenever that is. 778 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,040 Bye from me. 779 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,040 Bye from me, everyone. 780 00:35:47,040 --> 00:36:15,040 Goodbye.