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Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Anyways Back to the Godfather
We are joined by two very special guests today
Kind of unprecedented, I might, I must say.
While we've loved having every single guest that has made an appearance on our podcast, these are two very prolific, well known, celebrity even so
Very excited to introduce them to you, but
I just want to remind all of you to stay tuned to the end of this episode.
We're going to after our guests have left.
We're going to
Um,
Revit do the reviews of Elpostino, so
Stay tuned to that, but
Um, but that further do,
I'm not really going to get into the logistics of how this is possible, but for all the tense and purposes
on our two guests have been
Plucked out of their universes, and
have to cooperate with us for the duration of the podcast, and they already know that, and we've had to, uh,
One of them is very compliant and very excited, and uh, very nice.
Yeah, the other one is taking some
hours of convincing, but
Uh, we finally got him to cooperate.
Hopefully we'll see how it goes, but
Uh, there's a like, he doesn't like us very much.
It's true, but you know, I convinced him that we are knowledge of
His world was enough for him to, uh, to be a part of this.
So that for the, uh, do we're going to go ahead and patch in our guests, uh,
see, they're going to be available.
Okay, they're popping up.
Um, so here we go.
This is Dobby, and the Dark Lord Voldemort.
Um, yes, I'm here. It's fine.
I don't know how long it's going to be, but let's get on with it.
Oh, we just thought we should speak with the Dark Lord.
The Dark Lord does not wish to speak with Dobby.
Although, I do have in my memory being, say, a certain time where you sing my
praises, so I suppose that we
Dobby only did it in the spirit of Halloween.
All right. Well, um, thanks both of you for joining us for really excited.
You are welcome. Madam.
Oh, I'll be here. So nice. Okay.
Um, it's nice.
I hate this so much already. Um, so we're going to go ahead each, uh,
guest that we have on. We gave them some site questions. So, um,
I don't know that you guys have movies in your realms,
but uh, do you guys have any favorite movies you'd like to share with us?
Well, you see, when I was a lad,
I happened to fall in love with these books about a red headed girl,
and I've heard that they've been turned into cinematic property, so
I would, I would have to go with an out of green gapals film.
Not entirely unexpected, but thank you for sharing.
How do you do you have any?
Since Dobby has become free, Dobby has not spent much time
watching movies, but Dobby knows that there are some films about
Mr. Harry Potter. Oh, who is Dobby's hero?
This is true. I love him.
Um, Dobby hasn't seen them yet. Dobby knows that he's portrayed in some of the movies.
Yeah, it does, it seems to be a historical account of the events of the 90s
in the Wizarding World. So, you're not wrong. Dobby will have to give it to try.
Um, yeah, I would love to actually hear what you think of your depiction.
Dobby. Dobby has also become aware that there is a movie called The Sock Movie.
I was really special.
Twenty-five-teen.
And Dobby will watch it. Oh.
Dobby, I think it's socks and barns.
I don't think it's what you think. It's about.
Dobby wants to watch it anyway. Oh, well, okay. We're going to ask um,
do you either of you have any recommendations?
This is a muggle audience, is it not? Um,
I don't know how to answer that.
Well, in that case, I would suggest finding things in your life that you enjoy
and putting a bit of your soul into it, but that's not a hint towards anything that
could possibly be my own demise. So, don't read further into that.
Okay.
I've heard.
Is it Dobby's 10 now?
Uh, Dobby, please.
Dobby would like to recommend it.
Nobody cares. Um,
Dobby. Dobby.
Dobby!
Oh, let me just put him on mute really fast.
Dobby would like to recommend being friends with Harry Potter.
Dobby would like to recommend socks. Dobby would like to not recommend butter beer.
Um, because Dobby has seen some good elves go the wrong way because of it.
Dobby would also like to recommend.
Do you like weed?
And that's all.
Okay. Um,
all right. I think you might have rambled Emma in how many recommendations
you've given. You don't know Emma. I don't think, but Dobby has not had the
uh, delight of meeting this madam.
Um, maybe somehow we can give you access to our podcast backlog and you'll be able to listen to her voice.
But.
Dobby is sure he would be pleased with her voice.
It, any way. Okay. Uh, well, the more it's making some faces at me.
I will go ahead and unmute him.
Okay. Okay. Back to me. Um, so we are now going to say, oh, uh, it's our Rachel versus Lauren question.
Lauren, did you prepare one by chance? Well, so I have like, kind of a bank of possibilities.
And I'm not sure if they're really going to understand this one, but we'll just let them do it.
Anyways, you want to come up with?
Would you rather choose tooyote or Subaru?
Um, all right. Um, I'm going to go ahead and unmute you.
Full the more please. Keep your temper to yourself.
Repeat the question.
Tooyote versus Subaru.
These are.
Incantations I've never heard before, but
Tooyote sounds a bit more menacing. So I'll go with that.
Okay. Well, yeah, what I wanted to hear, but.
Dobi.
Dobi has no idea what these words are, but Subaru begins with S and S stands for shock.
So dobi chooses Subaru.
All right. Well, thanks both of you.
Um, and I know that neither of you have probably interacted with the godfather.
So our.
Dobi knows the godfather. Dobi knows godfather of Harry Potter.
Oh, it's name is serious black.
Yes, dobi, you're not wrong about that.
Um, this is a different godfather, though.
Um, but we're going to go ahead and.
Uh, give you a quote from that film. Since it's very important to the podcast.
Um, you have to film the blanks. So it is going to make him a blank. He can't like.
Uh, well, the work.
Going to make him a blank. He can.
I'm going to make him.
And a spell. He can't dodge this is obviously about Harry Potter.
This is how he dies. A spell. He cannot deflect.
That is my final answer.
Okay. Um, dobi.
Okay.
And dobi has a guess.
Okay. I'm going to make him a sock. He can't refuse.
Hmm. Okay. Well, um,
Harry Potter will not say no to my socks.
If you see no often.
Uh, no because he's too kind.
And to noble.
Okay. Well, uh,
incorrect on both accounts, but a dog was a little bit closer.
So we're going to go ahead and give the.
Oh, I got a job. No, no, no, that doesn't work here. Um, do you spell smart.
Over internet.
They do not.
I've, I've made sure that that's, that's not a capability.
This is absurd. And I cannot wait for all of this to be over.
Where's Neki Nii?
Um, we're going to go ahead and move on before we upset dark court any further.
It's time for a 30 and 30.
Hold more. I guess. Do you want to go first? Sure.
All right. Lauren, do you have the timer?
Handy. I look at it.
Don't be as hands.
Uh, madam's like, don't be too heavy.
Handy that.
I'm a.
That's really kind of you to offer, but, uh,
you're our guest. So we're going to go ahead and handle this.
For both of you, there may be questions that you just don't really understand.
Just answer to the best of your ability.
Are you ready, Dark Lord?
Ready.
Should doppy calls?
Yes.
No, doppy there randomized.
So you'll be getting different questions.
Okay.
Right. Give us countdown.
Ready.
Sit.
Go.
Do you want to see a ghost?
I, I already have.
Uh, writer left.
Right.
Favorite season.
The fall.
Favorite type of cookie.
Do you need biscuit?
Uh, yeah.
Cream filled.
Uh, word that rhymes with B.
Tree.
That's my anime, it's form.
What is your middle name?
I don't speak about it much.
Ma'volo.
Uh, favorite album?
Anything by the weird sisters.
Uh, favorite tree.
Whether I wrong if they're asking this because that is my anime,
and make us but an oak.
Uh, best life lesson.
Don't rest anyone but yourself.
And your ability to conquer death.
What is the color of your eyes?
Before after meeting Harry Potter.
Uh, after.
Red.
Favorite right at Disneyland.
Time.
I don't know what that is.
That's, that's probably for the best.
Honestly, please don't go to Disneyland.
There is no Disneyland.
Uh, pretty good.
Dark Lord. Well done.
Thank you. I've been practicing my quick-witted answers.
You did good.
All right. Do I be ready?
Yes.
60 seconds on the clock time.
Yep. Ready.
All right. Just countdown.
Ready? Set?
Go.
Favorite album.
No please collection of Harry Potter photos.
But what would you name a new color?
Harry Potter's eyes.
Current book.
Hmm.
Don't be doesn't read.
Favorite type of cookie.
What's a cookie?
Yeah.
This get.
Uh, chocolate chip.
Which map it are you?
I'm doppy.
Okay.
Right or left.
Hmm. Choose the right.
Please do not travel too next.
Harry Potter's house.
Do you want to see a ghost?
No, be. She's ghost.
What is the best Christmas film?
Don't be loves Harry Potter.
All the Harry Potter's have Christmas in them.
Best life lesson.
Hmm.
You shall not harm Harry Potter.
What is the color of your eyes?
Best time.
Time.
Don't be.
Eyes.
Pink.
Don't be. Are you confessing your pink eye?
What is pink eye?
Hopefully just has.
Oh no, dovey doesn't have pink eyes.
Dovey.
All right. Well, um.
Don't be as green eyes.
Okay.
Like Harry Potter.
Like big green ton of spells.
I can see that screen.
So we brought both of you here today
to take some really important.
Uh, crucial.
Very specific, very correct.
But what more adjectives am I looking for, Lauren?
Hmm.
Very accurate.
Very trustworthy.
Yeah. So we're just going to.
I don't know.
We were thinking like, what could we possibly do with you guys?
We're so glad that you're here.
But I don't feel like I'm a very good interviewer.
So we're going to hand it over to professionals and have you guys take some buzzfeed quizzes with us?
What are you going to feed?
Dovey?
Uh, no.
We're just going to ask you some more questions.
If that's okay with you guys.
Is Buzzfeed like Gillyweep?
Uh, not at all.
So we've got four for both of you.
And then one for each of you individually.
So I think we'll go ahead and do two of them.
And then your individual ones.
And then end with the last two.
So thank you left the darkboard on mute again.
Oh, you know, I actually he's muted himself.
Let me try and unmute this.
Are you, are you okay with this?
Uh, well, how would you like us to address you?
The darkboard only stopped using my name.
Gotcha.
Um, dark lord.
We're going to go ahead and get started with which an important Harry Potter character.
Are you?
I don't understand.
Uh, what do you mean Harry Potter character?
There's only one Harry Potter.
Well, you see, in our universe,
everything that has to do with the wizarding world is kind of summed up.
Under Harry Potter.
And this is outrageous.
Everything should be sent and seen as the dark lord and the dark lord only.
I don't, I don't know what to say about that.
So we're going to go ahead and just move right on in to both of you need to choose a mythical creature.
So here are your options.
Flavor worm blast and it's grouped.
Cornish pixie and nasal a garden gnome or a vestrel.
Well, I can already go ahead and tell you that Dobby's a flavor worm.
Hope he likes flavor worms.
Pavey, do you want me to pick that for you?
No.
Oh, hey.
Dobby will speak for himself.
Her, yes.
Is a free elf.
There are no such things as a free elf in my society.
That's what it would like to say.
Dobby would like to just say that he agrees with the title of the quiz because Dobby considers
everybody in his own life to be a Harry Potter character.
Everything revolves around Harry Potter.
No.
Harry Potter is hardly famous.
They say he's almost as famous as me.
Harry Potter is noble and good and the dark lord shall not.
Okay, we gotta focus on the quiz you guys.
We can talk about the Justice of Harry Potter later,
but you gotta give me a mythical creature here.
Dobby wants to choose a Cornish pixie.
Hmm.
Tell, interesting.
Okay.
Dark lord, you're going to go with the thestrel.
No, the thestrel's are pathetic creatures.
I will take the blast at its root.
Okay.
Um, both of you need to choose a Weasley's wizard Weas' product.
Say that through Thamesfaster.
Um, love potion.
Instant darkness powder.
Skyving snack boxes.
Portable swamp.
Pigmy puff.
Extendable ears.
Instant darkness powder.
Even though I could order a pooch on my own accord,
I'll take it from all of them and they won't even know what to do.
Dobby has forgotten the choices.
Um, love potion.
Instant darkness powder.
Stacked boxes.
Portable swamp.
Pigmy puff.
Extendable ears.
Dobby, you kind of already have extendable ears.
That's not a slight to our guest.
That's okay.
Dobby was going to choose extendable ears anyways,
because he knows how much Harry Potter and his friends like to use them.
Oh.
And Dobby would give them to him.
Thoughtful.
Okay.
Now you're going to choose a Digan Alley store.
The pub, flourish and blocks.
Quality quidder supplies.
Ewelops, Alan Porium.
Madam Elkins.
Gamble and JAPES.
Oh, you know, the last time I went to Digan Alley was to raid and ruin and kidnapped,
flowing Fortress Gue.
But, uh, at this point in time, I would say,
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Ewelop, Alan Porium.
Oh.
Uh, did you ever have any pets when you went to Hogwarts as, as,
not Voldemort?
I think I think Tom pretty little petal, the Gue's got like that.
I don't like it, please don't, please don't just me, but I've had that name.
I mean, yes, I had um, three toads in my first year and they all died.
And that's why I chose the path of the dark lord.
What were your two names?
They were named,
Warty, that one was very unoriginal, but I was only 11.
Cut me some slack.
The other one was named,
Harbridge of Death.
And the last one was named,
Glue.
Glue?
Yes.
G-L-U-E.
G-L-O-O.
Oh, of course.
Okay, um, Tommy, did you have a story that you'd like to pick?
Don't be as only a tenet die com, Ali.
Oh, with the mouth voice.
Oh, and they were not good experiences.
Very few things in life are good experiences with the mouth voice.
They're very disappointing.
Don't be thinks they, that the dark lord end, or we can agree on something.
This is truly a surprise. I did not expect to find any comment ground.
And I'll be as forgotten the choices again.
The pub, floors and plots,
Quality Quiddish Supplies, E-Lops, Al-Imporium, Madam Belkins,
J-Gamble and J-Ps.
Don't be with Choose Madame Malkins.
No, right.
They kind of have socks sometimes.
Kind of.
Choose a name for your owl.
All right, listen up here.
Bertha, Elfrida, Fadius, Warren, Tommy, and Herpo.
All of these are terrible.
Uh, like, herpes?
Yeah.
I'm rather taken by Fadius myself.
J-Thadius, too.
You should have named your Tode, Thadius.
Well, more.
I mean, your lordship.
Dark lord is perfectly fine. Thank you.
Um, Dolby, which Choose the one that begins with health.
All right. Elfrida, it is.
Choose a background character to be your BFF.
The trolley witch, the bloody barren.
Terry Booped, Padma Patil, Professor Sinestra, or Colin Crevy.
Well, I was already BFFs with the bloody barren in my time.
Is this to the end? So go ahead and select that one for me.
Um, Dolby would choose Colin Crevy.
Because he loves Harry Potter and Dolby loves Harry Potter.
And so we would have a lot of things to talk about.
All right, which patrolists would you least like to have?
A slug, a mole, a dung beetle, a mosquito, a goat, a trash raccoon.
Oh, I hate patrolists. What is the plural of patrolists?
Is it patrolists? I patrolists is, um, patrol knife.
I don't, I do not study that branch of magic. Unfortunately, not the do I.
I'd rather study dementia, myself.
Any any answers for my interview?
A goat, I hate goats. Oh, Dolby does not cast patrol misses.
Hmm, but Dolby imagines that he would hate having a mosquito.
I'm a mosquito. Uh-huh. Okay. Well, that was the last question.
Let me just open his reddly.
All right, um, Dolby, we'll go with yours first then.
Want to don't think it, what do you get? You are all of hornbee.
You, because not remember. You are the girl who wouldn't stop making fun of
Moning Mordle when she was alive and the girl that
Moning Mordle decides to haunt.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry about it. Um, maybe we took a bunk quiz because it's
Voldemort, you got the exact same thing.
This is outrageous. This is, I, I never wanted to, some muggle board.
I'm sure I ate everything about this whole endeavor. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
I feel like you guys chose completely different answers.
I'm going to chalk it up to this being a bad quiz. So, heart, that's the bad part on our
producers of the podcast, which, which is me. So, no harm done miss felt.
Wait, oh, thanks, to hobby. Um, we're going to move on to
create a bowl of pasta and we'll tell you your best quality.
Dolby does not know what pasta is.
Um, pasta. You know, like noodles and, and such.
Hmm. Dolby, we have this in, in the UK. I don't understand.
Do the mouth voice, treat you so badly. They never give you any of their leftover pasta.
Dolby would have to make noodles sometimes for dinner, but we didn't
call it pasta. Maybe, maybe the mouth voice would better than I thought.
How so, should not be getting pasta. All right, on with the quiz, on with the quiz.
Let's do this. It's going to do it with. Um, yeah, so, okay.
So, you're going to pick a shape of pasta. So, me describe what they are.
There's like, uh, a long flat noodle. There's, like, a rigototty, you know, like the circular
tube one. There's a spiral one. There's a bow tie. There's shells.
Dolby wants the bow tie. Okay. Dolby gets the bow tie. Anything else?
Don't be as thinking about doing bow ties. This is next.
Collected. Oh, no, thank. Wow.
This is new. So, yeah, I'm excited to see this line of bow ties.
You're going to have, is it going to be multiple at the same time or just kind of like, switch them out?
Always multiple. Oh, okay. Give me the desk spiral one. Oh, okay.
We're talking about bow ties, but we can do desk spirals. That's fine.
Okay, we're going to pick a sauce. There's Maranera, which is like a red one.
There's vodka, which is like an orangey one. Alfredo, which is a white one and pesto, which is a green one.
Give me the green one because I still have house pride.
I would have thought you would have like the red one because it looks like blood.
Red is a cliff and door. Death to all the cliff and doors.
Grafen or blood. No.
Dolby, do you just as the black one? Okay.
Pick an add-on. There's Ravioli, grilled chicken, meat balls,
rabbit balls, rabbit balls and add-on. You know, this is a very specific, uh, yes, more pasta added to the pasta.
This is so weird as full of pasta at work.
Ravioli grilled chicken, meat balls, totally knee, more pasta, sausage or nothing.
Uh, uh, uh, the dark lord takes into consideration many things that he eats.
I live for a time off of the blood of a unicorn and then three years later I only lived off of Snakes Milk.
Hmm, none.
Um, the reason Barist.
Do you need to read a mic in?
I'm not in questions again. It's okay, Ravioli, grilled chicken, meat balls,
tortellini, sausage or none. Tortellini. Okay.
Alright, pick a condiment, got salt, pepper, parmesan cheese or none.
I do have a soft spot in my, in my heart full, some parmesan cheese.
I'm quite the officianato of parmesan.
Uh, and doby? Salt.
Alright, picking garlic bread, we've got, uh, they're just pictures.
So I'm going to describe them to you.
There's like one that has four pieces of garlic bread.
It has some nice greens on it.
Another one that is a longer loaf that has chunky cheese and, like, uh, herbs on it.
And another one that looks very Texas toasty, you know,
can buy the grocery store or, you know, the, I don't know, the frozen section of
where we want to do your purchases or no garlic bread.
Hmm. One must always cobblow it before they go on a killing rampage.
I'll take the one that has the most garlic bread pieces.
Okay.
Concerning, but, uh, doby?
Robby would also choose the one that has four pieces.
One four doby, one for Harry Potter, one for Miss Granger, one for the wizi.
I cannot wait to kill you, doby.
Oh, oh, shawn not.
Oh, don't be.
Be clear.
Neither of you.
Neither of you can, uh, are going to be able to find each other's location through this.
So it's going to be okay.
Um, doby you're no real immediate danger.
Uh, some worried madam.
How many, uh, don't we, doesn't know what to call a woman?
Call a woman.
Okay, I'm good with whatever.
How many bowls of pasta are you having?
One, two, three or depends how hungry I am.
Once again, the essence of killing is based in how many carbs are we going to?
Cobblow it three, always three.
One, two, three, kindness begins with me.
It's a nice rhyme.
Cute.
Doby will pick one.
All right. Uh, wow.
You know, say what you will about, uh, buzzfeed, but the dark lord, your ambitious.
You go after what you want and your determined to achieve your goals.
Of course, your humans are procrastinate, but when it's time to get something done, you go after it with
the capacity and determination. Well, first of all, I'm not entirely human anymore, so that's wrong. And I don't procrastinate anything, except for sometimes.
I wait for Harry to finish his education for the year because I'm nice like that.
But, uh, yes, I, I would say that my, my greatest strength is my cunning ambition and ability to kill.
Nice summation of yourself.
Um, uh, a doby, your courageous, your courage comes in many forms, whether you're standing up for someone who's getting picked on or pushed around or saying just what needs to be said.
You're always brave.
Yes, it can be hard being the one that stands up for what's right all the time, but not many people are like this.
So thank you.
Oh, Mrs. So many nice things about Doby misses too good to Doby.
Well, Doby is just what you picked for yourself. That's so sweet. Let's go ahead and have you do your individual quizzes.
So Doby, do you want to go, oh, sorry, do I, either if you want to go for it?
Doby wants to go fast this time.
Okay, Doby, are you ready? This one was picked specifically for you. So I'm pretty excited.
Um, what type of sock are you?
Oh, okay.
Don't be the love of this quiz already.
Can I mute myself again? I don't want to be part of this.
No, no, no, no, no. You know, there's no getting out of this one.
We want all your comments everything here. So okay, Doby, are you out going?
No, sometimes or yes.
Doby will say yes because he, he goes out sometimes.
That's not what it means. You're stupid. Okay. Well, well, well, well, well, the more watch your watch your language here.
No, S words on our podcast.
We are a family friendly podcast. Thank you very much.
How is your job?
We can't lose my qualification on Apple podcasts.
Doby, how's your job? It's very stressful. I'm looking for something new. Great.
I love it. Normal. Nothing special.
Doby loves his job.
Doby works at Hogwarts for Massadambo Doby, who said that.
Doby could call him a Dodio Cajad.
Doby would work at Hogwarts for 100 years.
Doby, uh, double door, let you work there.
That's, I mean, praying, everything over there for full time. I was not to speak of it.
I would have been teaching, didn't scan some dark arts.
Had that midwit terrible man not been in charge.
Yeah. Um, okay. Doby, P. St. Louis, is life bringing you down.
Wait, what he said? Um, where exactly are you in your own timeline for the more time?
We're just going to move right on by. Is life bringing you down? No, on occasion or yes?
No.
Sly is a teaching. Doby.
Doby was considering his own timeline.
Doby, are you in a relationship? Not romantically, but I love my friends. Yes, I'm married.
I'm dating someone. I'm looking for love. This. Doby is married.
Oh.
We have come across this is the why you listen to the podcast.
Doby is just kidding.
Doby is just kidding. Doby, I thought we were going to have a breakout episode.
We were going to become famous because we had cracked the case on Doby's marital status.
No, Doby has just learned about kidding.
No, Doby would choose rather choose the first option.
No, I don't.
As a good friend, Doby has many good, kind friends.
Um, how reliable are you? Two reliable. People take advantage of me. Pretty reliable.
Very. I'm always on time. Not really, but I'm fun.
Um, Doby would say the marital voice did take advantage.
It was a piece of no.
I disagree completely because it's just in your nature as a house elf.
You're not at the thinking outside of what you're bound to do in your service.
Doby chooses what do I choose?
To reliable people take advantage of me.
Hmm, okay.
This is so stupid.
Voldemort.
Literally five minutes ago. We told you you can't say that.
We're going to have to believe it out.
He who must not be named.
That's right.
Feel the name.
Do you like to stay home or go out?
I like both. I like staying home.
I stay home because I have to. I go out a lot.
Say, don't be like, oh, okay.
What do you do for X or X?
I think it's a good idea.
I think it goes out to help Harry Potter.
Um, that's not an option.
Hmm.
And you ride it in.
No.
Doby goes out sometimes.
Okay.
I said to choice.
Um, don't be not very good.
Okay. What do you do for X or size?
Yoga or Pilates?
Traditional gym stuff.
I don't dance.
Don't be dances.
I'd like to see you.
There's a jiff of Dolby.
Oh, I have.
I guess I actually linked it in one of our show notes once.
So.
Yeah. It's very accurate.
Oh, we have to link it again.
Okay.
So, doby, what's your favorite season?
Spring summer fall winter.
Dolby loves winter.
Because of Christmas.
Dolby can give homemade talks to jobby's favorite people.
Oh, that's perfect.
This reminds me that during my 30 and 60, I said fall.
Because it is the fall of Harry Potter.
That's why it's my favorite season.
Otherwise it's the spring because that's when I, you know, actually make any moves on it.
Okay.
Um, we're not talking about your 30 and 30 anymore, actually.
So winter.
Thank you, Doby.
Um, don't be also like winter because you can wear five socks at once and not get too hot.
Oh, and five teacosies has had.
Mm-hmm.
And can't do it in the summer.
Here's a pants.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Although in the basement of Hogwarts, you can wear lots of clothes.
Mm-hmm.
Go ties though.
Not yet.
No ties.
Both ties are the future.
Oh, both ties are cool.
Wink.
Okay.
Um, who wants your best quality?
Let me go to friend.
I'm a good worker.
I'm generous.
I'm funny.
Ah, this is so dull.
Doby would choose all of those.
Okay, but like if you ought to pick one is your, like, your best.
Don't be so good, Boooka.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
That's debatable.
Um, do you like having debates with friends?
I run a clean-up.
No, I try to keep things light-hearted.
Yes, but they think I'm a little strange.
No, I tend to keep quiet.
Yes, we enjoy intelligent conversation.
So, help me if you choose intelligent conversation.
I will a vodka diver you.
Wow.
Um, doby, please speak freely as a freeer.
Oh, we will choose intelligent conversation just to make the dock alone.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Dolby has special powers that don't make it so the vodka diver doesn't work.
Again, Voldemort, we've explained this several times.
You have no way of sending any sort of magic through the radio waves that we're creating right now.
So, if magic works across the internet.
I'm going to do so much research into the dark arts that by next time we do this.
I will be able to send a killing course through.
What is this, the internet?
Likely never going to be a part two of this.
So, have fun doing that research.
Okay.
Dolby would actually rather choose East East quiet.
Like when Miss Graeme Joe brings up questions about house elves.
Uh, it makes the other elves uncomfortable.
Oh.
That's because they know their place.
Um, this is not the place to be selfish welfare.
But someday we could potentially discuss that.
Okay, finally, how would you describe your sense of style?
Classic athletic offbeat trendy.
Opey!
Put this offbeat mean.
Offbeat fashion.
Um, learn.
I feel like you're the more fashionable of the two of us.
Oh, well, I'm going to do this little classic.
That's also Lawrence Role.
I'm sorry.
You're going to want now.
Oh.
Okay, Dobby.
It means not conforming to the usual pattern or trend.
I think you should choose that one.
Oh, right.
Dolby will choose it for Miss.
Did you just say that you're going to Google?
Is that some sort of magical spell?
Uh, okay.
We're just going to move on.
Um, calculating results.
Give us a second.
Oh, my.
Dobby, you are the no show sock.
Uh, people consider you an introvert and you don't want to make a scene.
That's okay.
You're very important to those around you because what you do is essential.
Don't let anyone make you feel like you shouldn't be there.
Um, that feels pretty accurate for like a good portion of your life.
But, uh, what if what if this felt at the quiz again and chose, um,
though into the den conversation?
Uh, I don't know. We have time for that, Dobby, but maybe maybe, uh,
it would be more revealing sock-wise.
Um, but now we're going to go to the everpatient, uh, Lord Voldemort.
Um, and ask you, which Disney Princess are you?
Which, which, which, now you said that Disney doesn't exist.
Disney Princess, I hate everything about this.
It's going to be okay. Um, you're just going to, we're going to work through it together.
We can explain things, learn and I are very well versed in the universe as well.
So, uh, just go with us on this. All right.
Oh, okay. Um, what is your favorite Disney movie?
So, wow, there's a couple choices. We'll go ahead and explain them.
So, punch back of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Aristocats, the Lion King, the Lovebug,
the Black Cauldron.
That's so many options.
The lot. So, we can go ahead and break them down feet.
No, no, no, no, no.
I would choose the place of my second birth, the Black Cauldron.
Okay. Um, your enemies are probably envious of your industriousness.
Your looks. You don't have enemies.
Your determination, your dreams, your wealth, your bravery, your demeanor,
or your passions.
Oh, certainly not. I don't have enemies.
Could be my looks, honestly, everyone's very, very intimidated by how handsome I am.
Ah, yes.
Um, but I'm probably going with, um, my passions.
Oh, you see, whenever I start speaking wildly, I can see the fear in my death,
he does eyes, just something that is quite delicious to me.
Okay. Um, spooky.
Uh, what are you most scared of?
Saying goodbye to my friends?
I don't even have friends.
Uh, like, you mean?
She's hardly a friend. She's more of a...
I don't know how to say, go up a pot of me.
It's an inside joke to know and put myself up.
I think we get it more than you'd like us to know.
Losing my job, pop quizzes, global warming, scissors, corporations,
war, being alone standing still.
Don't be so afraid of scissors.
Because they can cut up socks or, oh no, is this like bringing up
traumatic memories of the male voice?
I don't know that we should go into this.
Don't be going to the...
Oh dear, don't be so sorry.
I feel like we need to offer you therapy.
This is not sponsored by BetterHelp, but...
Don't be just need more socks.
Okay.
Retail therapy.
My favorite kind.
Um, I'm sorry.
Is this not about me?
Um, right. Right.
Where are you most scared of?
I'm not being alone.
I think best when I'm alone and not with any sniveling sort of servants.
Standing still, what is it?
And the war, I'm the prima of war actually.
Uh, corporations?
No.
Just global warming.
Hmm.
Much better than you know, that the dark lord is quite concerned about the environment,
but not enough to do anything about it.
It's like a corporation myself.
Uh, you know, I'm going to say losing my job if I'm not the dark lord, then who am I?
All right.
Well, be is also afraid of that.
Of, of losing your job or not, for the war not being the dark lord anymore.
Hmm.
Well, we just didn't care about the dark lord.
Who dare you?
I don't care about you either.
Well, I do a little bit.
Because because you're saying a song about me, but that's all.
Otherwise I won't be dead.
Um, don't.
Uh, don't.
Can we move on with this?
I'm sorry we need a minute.
Good.
Okay.
Um, um, dark lord, what do you look for in a soul mate?
The royalty steadfastness, passion, bravery, kindness, beauty, humor, a sense of adventure or wealth.
Hmm.
Choose beauty.
No.
You see, it's interesting that enough.
You mention nagami.
I wouldn't say that she's necessarily a
soulmate in the romantic sense because I have no interest in that.
And for the record of this, any sort of weird spin-offs,
I'm just speculating into the future that's not accurate.
That's the Dark Lords' final word is any sort of spin-off play is absolutely false.
But it's possibly a part of my soulmate.
I would say loyalty, loyalty is very important to me.
That tends to be no, I'm going with loyalty.
Okay, sounds like you're going to talk yourself out of it for a second.
But choose an animal to talk to.
Snake, I'm so sorry, that's not an option.
I'm literally a Possible.
What other answer do you want?
Let me tell you what the options are.
A Phoenix?
Oh, day, a blue bird.
A mouse, a mere cat, a warhog, animals can't talk, cock-a-to-shark-al-possum.
I don't dare, he's really having a moment here.
Dovey, any words of advice you want to give him at this moment?
I'll be what you just blew, but.
Then I'm absolutely not choosing a blue bird.
Perhaps the dark lord wouldn't look choose a shock.
I'm so sad.
Okay, did you tell us your answer in parcel now?
Just no.
Yes, I'll choose the shock.
It's a snake of the sea.
Okay.
There are some other animals that maybe snakes of the sea, but let's move on.
Yeah, please.
Please, I'm going to...
Don't mention that.
All right.
What do you like to do with your time off?
Go camping, just get out of town, get together with my family.
I'm murdered my family.
Oh.
Um, lie around.
I'm always working, play video games,
burn the candle at both ends.
Lark, or go to the beach.
What is lock?
Think that is where you dress up as
medieval Renaissance fair in you.
You kind of have some fun.
Like, like medieval wizard?
Sure.
Like, like, Merlin, right?
He's like a pretty big name, the wizarding world.
Not as big as, oh, it's Voldemort.
I'm always working.
Um, what is the secret to true love?
Humor, understanding.
I'll know when I find it, faith, compassion, acceptance,
communication, chemistry, equality.
This quiz is a lot of questions about what.
Yeah.
Um.
You see, this is a little bit triggering for me,
because my downfall was caused by it.
Something is, is silly, is love.
I'm not the son.
And I, but I've overcome that,
because I have Harry Potter's blood in my veins.
And I can touch him now.
The dog, not just me.
I'm not a dog.
Now, the dog, not just a very poor dog.
I just touched him on his forehead. He's okay.
Okay.
But actually, he was screaming in pain,
which is how I want to, let's see.
So, let's tap into the Harry Potter blood in my veins,
which makes me want to vomit.
Hmm.
I'm going to say, uh, understanding.
Because that's what I need.
I need someone to stand in.
Um, where would you like to have a first date?
Who?
Dark Lord.
You can much on the dating scene.
Occasionally.
Oh.
Dark Lord is getting more action than I am.
That's for sure.
Uh, movie theater, bar club, park zoo, coffee shop, restaurant.
I don't have time to date.
You literally just said that you go on first date.
All right.
To the club.
Um, pick a singer,
Lord, with a little Smith,
Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera,
Miles Davis, Beyonce,
Mariah Carey, Bruno Mars, Lana Del Rey.
There's one correct answer for you.
The Dark Lord.
Okay.
Lord it is.
Um, what is your happily ever after?
Having good friends, finding your equal,
achieving your dreams, having a job that you love,
being in a caring relationship,
living in a mansion, finding inner peace,
you're not sure yet, traveling the world.
That cannot be all of the options where it is conquering death.
Being immortal.
I'm going to go ahead and put a two-edged dreams.
That sounds like that's what you really want.
Okay.
Lord, Voldemort, you are Tiana.
This feels terrible because this friend,
and I, you have nothing in common with her,
except for, you know, like maybe closeness to an amphibian or reptile.
It says you are confident and have set clear goals that you intend on
reaching no matter what the obstacle.
Okay.
This is pretty accurate.
People consider to be resilient and fearless with the heart of gold.
Second part, not so much, but, uh,
would she be interested in joining,
uh, my, my quest for mortality,
would she be interested in becoming a death hero?
I don't think so.
Dobby.
Let's, let's, uh, let's go on,
bring you back in.
Tenglee, this is the point in time.
Please, please, to be back in.
What we would have in,
sponsor story, but this is the first time we've all met.
So, so yeah.
So, that's, that's it.
Good.
So,
hmm.
Alright, we're going to go ahead,
except for somehow,
it sounds like you guys have met before,
but I think in a weird way that's already been a sponsor story.
Yes.
And the forbidden forest, one point I met Dobby.
He sang songs for me.
I also came based a base with,
my former self on the back of someone's head,
and also unicorn blood.
And that's all you need to know about it.
Dobby, it wasn't show why he was at this,
this party, but, but we didn't care.
Dobby, just, don't we just wanted to be?
I'm glad that everyone made it out of their life.
And okay.
Um, I think we got time for,
hmm, probably one more quiz.
Lara and I'll let you choose.
It's either make some toast and we'll reveal what kind of friends you are,
or which, if you're obsessed with Robert Pattinson,
then take this quiz to reveal which of his characters is your soulmate.
I think you know I'm gonna choose that.
Okay.
Robert Pattinson.
Who is this?
He's just a nice guy.
He is just a nice guy.
We'll see if you happen to realize who he is.
Take a film genre, romance mystery, fantasy drama.
Ah, mystery.
Dobby will choose fantasy.
She's a color that matches your vibe.
Blue, black, green, or yellow.
I'm rather told because black is definitely my go-to color,
but green that is
Hawkinging back the days of my youth as a, you know, really mean is the color of Harry Potter's eyes.
I'm choosing that.
And Dobby's eyes.
I'm absolutely choosing black.
Which animal matches your inner fire?
Wolf, bird, dog cat.
Ah, where is Snake?
It's really not that difficult to put Snake into any of these questions.
I'm going to make it, but it's part of my evil quest to overtake the world.
This to overtake BuzzFeed and put a death-eater in charge of creating new quizzes.
So you would be good at that.
Perhaps Fenrir?
No.
Fenrir is not very good with theme.
I'll take a long time and, or be well, he actually just heard something to well over.
Okay.
I'm, I'm sorry to interrupt this, but I need an answer.
Wolfbird, dog cat.
Oh, don't be hesitant.
Okay.
Dobby, yeah.
Go for it.
Dobby has heard the phrase, free as a bird before.
Hmm.
Dobby matches bird.
Nice.
That's really, really cute.
Yeah.
Hate all of these cats remind me of cats catching snakes and dogs are just too, too friendly and cute.
And I hate birds because I hate dogmas, dogs bird.
And I guess that leaves more.
You know, I was just talking about Fenrir.
I'll pick a wolf.
Okay.
What would you say is your greatest quality?
Your compassion for others, your talent, your kindness, your brains.
My talent.
Dobby would say, kindness.
Dobby feels uncomfortable talking about himself.
Well, just for a little bit longer, don't worry.
All right.
Which landscape calls do you?
I'm going to go ahead and describe these.
There's one with a forest scene and sunlight stream through and very nice quiet serene.
There's another one that's shrouded in fog and it's daylight.
So it's one that's necessarily spooky.
There's a castle and a cobblestone road leading up into it.
Another one is the park.
It probably in New York, Central Park, daylight, maybe springtime.
Now, there's another, if a desert with, I don't know if any of you are familiar with red rocks.
And they've got some really nice, actually.
Monument Valley, some really, it's very solitary and warm.
Any of those speakers, either of you?
Hmm.
I think I'll choose the forest because it reminds me of the time that I was wandering alone in, in Albania.
And happened to Paul and I, certain, queer and various squirrel.
And I, I lived on the back of his head for a while.
So there's an embarrassing time for me, but I'm going to choose that.
Hmm.
No, be a witch who's the one who's not the castle.
Because don't be in love with Hogwarts.
Uh, what's your star sign?
Libra, Aries, Aquaria, okay, I'm not going to read all of them.
Do you know your star sign?
Don't be, it's not sure what he was born because no one celebrated
his birthday.
I'm not entirely sure because I don't follow stupid muggle things, but I was born on December 31st.
Oh, really?
Last year, according to Google, that W was born on June 28th.
So, obviously, make no.
That's when you're birthday.
That's your birthday.
Okay, June 28th.
That's a cancer for you.
Oh.
I can, I do not care.
You're a capricorn.
That's, that's fun.
I don't know any of these things mean, but, uh, what can you be found doing in your free time reading a book,
hanging out with friends watching TV, chilling in nature?
Chilling in nature.
I hate the idea of it, but I don't do any of the others.
I hang out with my father or his not my friends.
Um, don't be...
Works.
I mean, it sounds like you really, you like Harry Potter?
A lot, like do you spend time with him?
Um, Harry Potter's very busy.
Uh, but, Miss can pick that one if she thinks he's...
I'm going to go with hanging out with friends.
Um, how would you describe your style?
Trendy, comfy, casual, sexy.
Don't be, remember, he is the off-beat fashion.
So, uh, um, comfy, maybe?
All those, those socks?
Yeah, you should go with comfy for a couple.
Uh, dark lord.
sexy.
Okay, got it.
Um, choose an accessory and object.
Oh, I just remembered what this quiz was.
So excited.
Um, okay, choose an accessory and object.
A bracelet, a pack of sticks.
Uh, okay, dolly, you got to let me finish.
Bracelet, a pack of sigs, a phone, sunglasses.
Uh, let's see, let's see, not a bracelet.
A pack of socks.
Um, oh, rrrr.
You know, actually there's a great picture of me wearing sunglasses, so I'll pick that.
Oh, yeah, actually, I think we have access to that.
I'll post it.
We'll post it to the Instagram.
I don't know what that is.
Sorry, I might, sorry, I might ask.
You have it, of course.
You have a dog, doesn't you?
I'm not talking about the dog.
I'm talking about the dog.
Well, I've been told that you won't put anything on this podcast if I say so.
I've just, I've resorted to swearing in Pasta Tongue.
That's probably going to give us an, a, uh, explicit rating, but we'll let it slide.
That's part of my bucket list is supposed to explicitly.
Yes.
I don't know what that is.
Dabby, did you pick one yet?
We'll be said a pack of socks.
Oh, you're going to pick a pack.
Okay, we're going to go with it.
Um, we love socks.
What time of the day is your favorite?
Night, twilight sunrise, afternoon.
See here's the thing, when you pick twilight, people can still see your
own, how much spooky, because when they see a great,
billowing black object with a little white ball head, flying towards them,
and then green, you'll reneat and that's everything they say.
Yes, twilight, I'm going with twilight.
Oh, I'll be beautiful.
Don't be, it's going to pick night because that's when he sneaks around and visits Harry Potter.
Hmm. Okay, what puts presents in his bed?
Oh, what quality do you admire most in others?
We could not be more different from each other, Dobby.
We'll call you Do You admire most in others that it looks.
They're talent, they're humor, they're compassion.
Um, they're talent, obviously, because I have to see if they'll be able to become a
death eater or if I should just kill them. Don't be at my as compassion.
Harry Potter is most compassionate.
Harry Potter will die.
Dobby has already explained that the dark lord shall not harm Harry Potter.
You can't stop me from doing what I'm going to do, Dobby.
The dark lord will rise triumphantly.
Okay, we're just going to stop that right there, nippin' in the bud,
and finally, what do you care most about, your family, your pet, your friends, your reputation.
My reputation, obviously, the dark lord will rise again.
Dobby chooses feds.
Okay, okay, here we go.
Uh, Voldemort, your soulmate is Bruce Wayne.
Mr. Vengeance is your soulmate, your both reserves, smart tactical and sexy, debatable.
Oh, so jealous, Voldemort.
Yes, most people are quite jealous of me, everyone wants to be the dark lord.
Everyone wants to be fat, man. So many.
May I interest you in becoming a death eater?
Uh, we're going to stop that line of questioning right there, and then,
and let Dobby know that your soulmate is said to diggery.
Oh, my boy.
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
Oh, please.
No, hot, please.
With the dark lord.
Okay, we're going to, uh, set your degrees, you're soulmate,
you're both brave, loyal, friendly, approachable, talented.
You both love a little venture and taking risks.
And it all ended with just a flick of the wand.
I'm obsessed with this pairing though, the end-set break.
Oh, don't you mean, Voldemort and Batman?
Also.
To be fair, I didn't actually kill them. I just ordered his death.
Kill the spare.
Um, hope he is bloody easy, yes.
Oh, that's quite the feat, Dobby.
Again, I don't mean to keep sliding you on your face, but...
Has almost costed my life.
Well, well, I don't know whether you guys have enjoyed yourselves,
but it has been an experience to say the least,
to have you both on here.
So, thank you, Dobby.
I really wish you well, dark lord.
May life come at you as it is going to.
And I say that with a lot of love in my heart,
but also you're kind of the worst.
Thank you. That means quite a lot, actually.
I'm getting a little emotional.
Can I finally leave?
Yeah.
Any parting words, either of you, to our loyal listeners?
Hopefully, it would just like to say thank you for having this podcast.
Dobby is so honored and so grateful to have been invited today on the day as he all taught us wedding.
Oh, you have some of Godfather.
Oh, we said that Dobby knows the car for us.
It's no serious black.
Okay, right.
Yes, Voldemort, you can go.
You've been very compliant, and thank you for your time.
Go do your evil bidding.
Wow, he didn't even say anything as he left.
He's cool.
Sweet.
Well, and Dobby, keep it real.
I'm going to send you some go ties.
Dobby, live with this memory forever.
It's a memory of getting said your degree as his son.
Oh, oh dear.
Okay.
Well, unfortunately, a side effect of doing this episode is that your mind is completely wiped of the last hour.
So nice to meet you.
That is unfortunate.
Goodbye, Dobby.
Well, bye.
Wow, I don't know if we'll ever recover from that, but.
Okay.
If anyone is still with us, we're going to go ahead and read those illical stino reviews.
So go ahead and start with our thoughts.
I really liked this.
I'm really glad you picked it.
It's very.
I love watching foreign films.
And I feel like I don't get to watch as many as I would like to.
My guess you said it was kind of obvious.
So I'm guessing the connection was the whole.
Mailman delivering a letter trying to find it.
Yes, I just was struck by how likable the main character is Mario.
He's like just so, so wholesome, so sweet.
I really liked Pablo Neruda.
And I'm trying so hard.
Any of you listeners, if you know what I'm talking about.
There is just a sound bite that lives in my head of Pablo Neruda.
And I don't know where it's from.
But like.
Not from our, there's.
I don't know.
I can't place it, but as soon as I was like the instant they said his name.
I was like.
I know this from Pablo, Pablo Neruda.
Like, I don't know how I know his name outside of the context of who he is historically.
But.
Well, I know his name from.
Signore Gustafson's class. Oh, my gosh, amazing.
But you didn't have her that way.
I did.
So maybe you remember we learned.
Kutivo Nerosa Blanca.
Hmm, maybe.
That doesn't Pablo Neruda.
I don't know.
It might be like it does feel like something brain would just
offhandedly say in an art.
So I don't know.
I think I might be able to find it.
And I like the.
Oh, there's just so many things that.
Made me want to pick the godfather for the next film and one of them was the communist jokes.
I love the whole breakdown of metaphors.
I also love the Beatrice's have inspired boundless love because fans of a series of
unfortunate events will certainly connect the.
The lovely stick it's love for Beatrice.
I also love the flashback storytelling was another connection between loving Vincent and
Epistino and.
I don't know say a flashback.
I don't remember.
But I wrote it down to my notes.
No, dates of flashback.
I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I think it was when.
Oh, when he's talking about meeting Beatrice.
Yeah.
And how he said my name is Mario.
Yes.
Um, and then there's also the mayor who were the guy who's trying to get elected when he
drives around.
I wrote down.
I remember four Christmas's mayors car.
I was so excited about it.
Publito so cute.
And I think recording the sounds was such a standout part of the film, but
honestly, I loved it. Like it was emotional and funny. It was lighthearted, but it also
had this really profound depth to it that I kind of wasn't expecting.
And it feels like a big comfort film, like one that I could go back and watch and have that
lighthearted sense to it, but also if I was in the mood for it could really feel some
feels, you know, so I'm really happy I own it.
Tell us why you picked it and your thoughts on it before we jump into our listener.
So I had seen it.
I can't remember how long ago, but I can't remember my mom for a side, but
loves it.
And I watched it with her for the first time a while ago.
And then I started watching to watch the best picture nominees and this one was nominated for Best
Picture.
And I was like, oh, I know I've seen up most of the before, but I want to watch it again.
Like, log it on letter box and officially say I've watched it.
And so at that point, we bought it because it wasn't in the library.
It's so hard to find.
Yeah, not streamable at all.
And then when I re-watched it, I thought it's so cute.
And by then I had already developed a love for the godfather.
So anything Italian is like already enfolded into my love, enfolded into my heart.
But yeah, actually I chose it because my mom was she was watching loving this and with me.
And she's like, so are you going to choose up hosting the next?
Oh my gosh.
Hey, actually, well.
So thanks.
Thanks, Joe.
Enjoy inspiring this film club pick.
It's just such a pure, a whole sin love story.
I cried a lot this time that I watched it just at the end, of course.
It's sad.
And love story on many levels like between Mario Beatrice, but also this like,
wholesome brotherly love between Pablo and Mario and Mario's love for his island that really
The village and comes through.
I love when he's recording the sounds of the island.
Yeah.
I think that's so beautiful.
And I wish that we could each do that about places that we live.
Oh, but yeah, the other thing I live.
So I didn't make no of the godfather-esque or the similarities, like the beads at the
entrance of the cafe.
And then just yeah, all the Italian things.
My favorite part is when at the very beginning they're watching the news real and the guys so excited that he's on the news real.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
That's me.
Love the music.
I think that's part of what maybe we watch it is my mom like went and bought the soundtrack.
Or no, I think I bought the soundtrack first, but we love the music.
And then, for some reason, I just relate so much to his love for Pablo and
Rita and like just like complete adoration.
Yes.
And like reading about him in the newspaper, me like, oh, he was my friend.
I knew him naming his firstborn son after him.
And I love how it just develops from this, like because when I first start watching it,
I'm like, oh, it's going to be about his relationship with his dad or his relationship with his employer at the post office.
And then it was this whole thing of like, oh, I'm going to get him to sign his book to his friend.
You know, like I'm his friends, like, and like, lotted off.
But then by the end, it's like since you really keep their friends and more than that, you know,
you can inspire each other, you know, Mario, like never gets to realize that to its fullest extent, which is so sad.
But I did write me when Rachel leaves.
Is Mario in Pablo, and Rita goes off with his adventures.
And me watching the Instagram, like, oh, look at her.
Oh, she's so busy.
But I do, but I do talk about you.
Pablo, don't be so cute.
And you have come in as it is while I'm alive. So yeah, that's true. Please don't die.
Please don't go protest in a communist.
Yeah, I really liked it.
My breakdown of the scene was there at his house, and they like are talking outside the door.
And then she's like, I loved how the scene was framed, just kind of talking about their characters and how they are so different.
And I don't know, like, I think you really come to see how obviously Mario is just completely enamored by Pablo.
And it, the movie tricks you into thinking that Pablo doesn't really care about Mario, but by the end of the film, you see it, like,
even though it's not expressly stated by Pablo himself and towards, you can,
Dr. Desuchica, job of, like, you can tell how much Mario impacted him in his life and how much he was changed because of that relationship.
Like, I think hearing that he was his son is named after him.
Like, oh, I'm so meaningful when, like, he gets to go and meet Pablo.
Let us read some our listener's submissions before you that.
Everybody's favorite character was Mario.
And then everybody liked, there are three people said that Mario recording Island sounds as their favorite scene.
Jill gave us a lot that I wanted to read. She said when Mario and Pablo were sitting on the beach and Pablo tells the poem about the scene.
Mario says he felt like a boat tossing around on the words and Pablo tells him he invented a metaphor and Mario was so surprised.
I also like to read just stared at Beatrice Beatrice and then he's talking to Pablo about falling in love with her.
And now I could say what was your name and then he repeated Beatrice.
Oh, so, and Pablo puts the sentence out. People said that the connections were letters and the postman.
Jill said, obviously the main characters are both postman delivering letters, but they both also become interested in almost obsessed with the lives and works of a famous artist or poet.
They also have beautiful women working in a bar cafe, which I thought was very, um, after her to note the rankings are kind of spread out.
We had someone giving it a five, four and a half, four, and then two and a half, which I felt like is a low for what I think is actually a really stellar film.
Someone doesn't like porn films.
The rankings, most people actually, I think everyone still has fantastic Mr. Fox first.
And then most people put, opposed to no next and loving it's it last. Alright, we shall read.
This is a good movie. I chuckled and felt emotionally invested in Mario's story.
I like to have several of the shots were framed like the shot of Mario with the stack of tomatoes to chop in the foreground.
It was endearing to watch Mario forge your friendship with Naruda.
When Mario later reads an interview where Naruda calls the island as simple, Mario appears to bristle at that description.
He's learned about the deep beauty of his surroundings. And if someone were to call this movie simple, they too would be missing its deeper themes of friendship and family and expectations and motivations we all have in those relationships.
After watching I read an article about the actor, portraying Mario and his poor health.
So sad to read he died the day after filming ended at an added level of going and see to the movie.
That's from Kim.
Which did you know about that? That's so sad. Yeah, they had to like the far away scenes of him biking. It was a totally different.
Yeah, that's like George was telling me.
But they looked incredibly alike. Like it's very hard to tell.
But such a commitment to his arch that he would perform this until the day he died.
All right, speaking of George, he was a review. He said the connection is letter delivery, but also attitudes of those in provincial towns.
But perhaps those aren't really so different from those who live in urban areas and pretend to be so cosmopolitan.
A quiet and thought-provoking film about class, friendship, love, education and more of course.
As with all great film, it is layered in nuance.
The themes of understanding and acceptance make the experience of watching, despite the ending very satisfying.
The DVD promoting this as a simple or a romantic comedy. A tree about love letters and laughter does the film a great disservice. It is so much deeper.
Next is from Jill.
I watched Elpus, you know today. I have watched the several times known my most favorite part is the music.
But I love Mario and his journey to becoming a poet and learning to appreciate the beauty of life around him.
And Pablo is so cute with his wife and with his sunglasses.
I don't like said ending, but it was nice to be able to come back to the island and remember it.
Mario after all, when Mario thought he had forgotten all of that.
And then our last one is from Katherine. She said it was interesting to watch Elpus Dino.
I kept thinking they had the actual Pablo Navruda. It was when it was going away and fun.
But I felt like the character of Beatrice was a bit flat underdeveloped.
I think my favorite quote was when Mario was describing to Pablo how his poetry made him aware of a feeling he had always had,
had not understood until the poem described it.
That was totally butchered but kind of captures the just of it.
Interesting how interesting focus on how art can inspire
and the need to make sense of life as essential as work.
Mario needing poetry instead of just being a fisherman.
So very fun. Thank you for your reviews.
I hope that you all enjoyed Elpus Dino.
And if you haven't, hopefully you're not still listening.
The movie hasn't been completely spoiled for you. But even if it has, it's definitely worth a watch.
So I'm wondering that the film for April is doubt. So make sure you watch that and get your views.
And we're going to try and get back on a normal schedule,
so turn get those in before May if you can.
Pins are a little bit behind because of Elpus Dino watching availability.
So I know the living vents it ones just been ordered and
will be sending out information about the Elpus Dino one soon.
June is going to be our first episode of the Arthur series.
That will be focusing on seasons one and two.
We haven't decided exactly how the format that's going to go down.
But we are wanting to have people send in voice memos of them breaking down.
We're just listing their top 10 briefly.
So start thinking about that and we will get you more information by the next episodes.
So thanks for listening and hopefully it's been a stimulating or enlightening conversation.
We almost found out something about a Dobby's marital status, which was groundbreaking to say the least.
So he's just a candor. He is such a candor.
But yeah, I think that's all on my end. You take the words you're down in my mouth, P.J.
Dobby's going to get the vampire.
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Okay, that is not in canon joke or an uptake that out.
Oh, please keep it in for everyone loves this and everything you'll say.
I'm sure. It's my shame.
He will definitely not bring him back.
Never knew how so cast to keep it.
Dobby.