1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 And how put Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Abe Lincoln. Very good. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,000 I'm getting panicked. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Respect for Abe Lincoln. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,000 He's definitely wielding him in battle. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 I'm the only American here, I gotta take it when I can see it. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:23,000 That's the thing, we're all over the place. We got a guy from America, Canada, Australia, Channel Islands and the UK, so we're all over the bloody place. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Colonies unite. I shouldn't say that. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Don't say that. 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 You're really columnist, buddy. You're gonna cut me to your ass. 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:52,000 For your tea in the sea. 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Hello everyone and welcome to another Lorecrimes Pub Quiz. Today we got a very special guest, MajorKill. 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:05,000 If you haven't heard of him, I don't know how the fuck you ended up watching Warhammer YouTuber videos. 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:13,000 But he's decided, he couldn't get on adept, it's ridiculous, so he took the second place trophy, came for us. 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,000 I don't know if that's second place, but... 15 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Good day guys and gals, thank you for introducing me. It's not really that great to be here because it's really early, but you know sometimes you've got a little bit of charity work for the less fortunate, so... 16 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah. 17 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Come and donate some of my worthless time to these boys. 18 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,000 We appreciate it greatly because we are in fact worthless. 19 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 As all individuals. 20 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 No, no. 21 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 And together, you're still worthless. 22 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Yes, perfect. 23 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 We are very much undervalued. 24 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 We're just gonna get into a little bit of quizzy quizzy quiz time. What am I doing boys? This is terrible. 25 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I'm not convinced by the way. 26 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 No, you want to keep it under control. 27 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Let me suffer. 28 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:09,000 We're gonna do some, a nice, well, on topics, something a bit more secretive. Andy, do you want to take it away and tell us what we're gonna be quizzing ourselves on? 29 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Well, yes, thank you for that Hal. I'm Quizmaster today and I know watching some of MajorKill's content over the years that he has a particular soft spot for a specific chapter in Legion. 30 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:32,000 So today we are talking about the Dark Angels. Now, am I correct in thinking that this is actually your favorite Legion MajorKill or one of your top three or some such? 31 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:37,000 By far my favorite Legion. There's not even like a close second place. 32 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,000 So I'm hoping you'll put the other three to shame, but we'll have to wait and see. 33 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:49,000 How about we go through in name order. So Colin, how's your knowledge on the Dark Angels? 34 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 How do you think my knowledge is, Andy? 35 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Probably not. 36 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 They're not Eldar. 37 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I've got to be honest. 38 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 They're not Eldar. 39 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Fucking slut. 40 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 All right. 41 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 And on that note, Eli, what's your knowledge on the Dark Angels? Are you a fan? 42 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah, I like them a lot. My knowledge is pretty mid, but they're the coolest aesthetic for classic Warhammer, in my opinion. 43 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Coolest. Fair enough. And Hal, I know you're thinking about possibly doing a video on the Lion in the future. So you know a lot about the Dark Angels, I hope? 44 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I have to agree with Eli. Knowledge is mid currently, but the Lion is probably, he's like the most competent Primark by far. So he's pretty up there for me. 45 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:50,000 So I'm hoping there's some, a few Lion lifelines on this one, because I do like him and he's obviously got the best hairline in the game. So yeah, I know. It's the same as mine. So, you know, whatever. 46 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 But yeah, he's just like me. 47 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,000 He's cool there. Dark Angels are cool. 48 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Right. Well, with that said and done, I suppose we will have to start with the easy question. So if you guys don't get at least one of these correct or get a few points, I'll be very annoyed. 49 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I believe counting the tally, there's a possibility with this quiz to get 23 points. So just putting that out there, there's plenty of chances to get some points. But let's start with question number one. 50 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Let's go for the Dark Angels would be gifted a Gloriana class battleship to persecute the Great Crusade across the stars. What was the name of the flagship of Lion L Johnson? 51 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:37,000 This is the easy. 52 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:47,000 This isn't the easy part. This is like, it's simple knowledge. This is like law for people who build trains. 53 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I've had major kills on. So that's all I'm saying. 54 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I haven't read a horse hair. 55 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I see you on the bike a week ago. 56 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Oh, fuck. God damn it. It's fresh in your head. 57 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Now I'm scared that I fucked it up. 58 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I haven't read a horse hair. See book with the Dark Angels for a long freaking time. 59 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 You know, I'm in the car, right? 60 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 I haven't read a horse hair. 61 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:19,000 A warhammer youtuber who hasn't read a Horace heresy book. 62 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:25,000 The first like three years of my career I didn't but I have now. 63 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 You've been devouring them. 64 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I've got another year to go. 65 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 I haven't been drawing them. I haven't been eating them like fucking ramen. 66 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Do you go in order or do you do it like just when you're interested in something? 67 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I've just been doing it in order. The only one I've done out of order was Master of Mankind because I had such a stiffy for custodians. I still do. 68 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I do like that book even though it's controversial. 69 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It's controversial but I loved it. I thought it was great. 70 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 You know the custodian charge, the bit where the emperor enters? 71 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Oh, mate. I was gorgeous. 72 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I had to absolutely ejaculate everywhere and then continue as fuck. 73 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I love that part. I actually yelled I think out loud and then people were annoyed at me. 74 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 It was so good though. 75 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 What was the quote? 76 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:18,000 For the first time in a sunless realm the sun rose and the emperor just fucking Rohan charges and just lights like a million demons on fire. 77 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And the custodians like literally yell and like fully emperor. They yell it as loud as they can and they charge. So good. 78 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 You just hear the riders of Rohan music in the background. 79 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Oh, it's even better, yeah. 80 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 I get emotional already. 81 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Oh, okay. That woke me up. 82 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Nice. Perfect. 83 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 By the way, Eli, is that your actual answer? 84 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Yeah, that's my answer. 85 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Okay, cool. Right, so I've had everyone's answers to the first question already. 86 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,000 So I guess it's time to go on to question number two. 87 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Let me just bring this up. 88 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:04,000 So the Dark Angel successor chapters are the most secretive. Sorry. The Dark Angel successors act more as a secretive legion than separative chapters. 89 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000 What is the name given to the chapters sired from the first legion? 90 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,000 This is an easy peasy one. I've got two answers already. Brilliant. So that's one, two. 91 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 I'm somewhat confident on this one. 92 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Brilliant. 93 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Even though I'm not, this one's not that bad. 94 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Yeah, this is like a lifeline, this one, because I'm not going to lie. Ships. If you ask me about ships, I don't know anything about ships. 95 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,000 You've read some of the Horace Heresy books. It's the most prominent one other than like Gillamans. 96 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm a characters channel. Like, I don't focus on, if it's got wheels, I don't care about it. 97 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 It's not wheels, it's a ship. It's a spaceship. 98 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:47,000 I meant vehicles, boys. Vehicles. Leave me alone. 99 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I'm guessing you're not very impressed with the caliber that we've been displaying so far as a guest of the channel. 100 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I love the ships with the wheels on them. 101 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 That's pretty much what I expected, which is why I said yes. 102 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Oh, thank you, man. 103 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,000 The Pityco Lab. 104 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Honestly, I will take it to be honest. 105 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Okay, no. You said you didn't like the first question. This one's actually a multiple. 106 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You can get 3.5 potential points for this one because there are seven potential answers. 107 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Now, the inner circle of the Dark Angels comprises of the grandmasters of the chapter who convene in matters of leadership. 108 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Name each member of the inner circle. There are seven possible answers. 109 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Of the 40k one? 110 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 40k in a circle of the Dark Angels. 111 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Oh, damn. 112 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I wish I'd read the more modern stuff here. 113 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:53,000 You can get a good proportion of them if you just think, oh, that's a character from the Dark Angels. 114 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I would assume you get at least half of them. 115 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 My spelling will be atrocious. Is that okay? 116 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:05,000 It's fine. I won't have a go if it's mangled. 117 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,000 The Dark Angels are my favourite legion, but they're not my favourite chapter, so this does get me a little bit. 118 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 What's your favourite chapter out of Curiosity? 119 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 I've really been liking the Blood Angels lately. 120 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I really want the new Dante model because I just spent like two hours doing a private painting lesson with some guy to learn how to paint gold really, really well. 121 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 So I really want to apply that to Dante. 122 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 You got that non-metallic gold lesson, did you? 123 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 I got the true metallic gold lesson. 124 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh, God, this is a master. 125 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeah, it takes fucking ages. 126 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It might not be worth it, to be honest, because you put it next to like a gold that takes five times shorter and they look pretty similar. 127 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 But fuck it. 128 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I'm going to have to make up some answers here, by the way, because I'm running low. 129 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:09,000 I was just saying, I don't have the capability currently to paint models because I live in a lunchbox in London, but I would have thought with Dante, you could just get a pot of gold and just like dunk him in, let it dry and then just add a bit of red here and there, surely. 130 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 He's a shiny boy. 131 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,000 You could do that, but that would look like complete dogshit. 132 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Probably, but at least it's not in the pile of shame. 133 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Yeah, exactly. I'd rather have shit than shame. 134 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Oh, God. 135 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Shame you came on this podcast. 136 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I like that as like the motif of this episode, like the inspirational quote from MajorKill2023, it's like, I'd rather have shit than shame. 137 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Just put it on a little poster on the wall. 138 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I had to do that for one of my first minis ever. 139 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:50,000 I had been sitting on my counter for a month and every time I went to paint, I just looked at it and stopped wanting to paint. 140 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:58,000 So I just said, fuck it, started painting, covered the whole thing in wash and gave him a gold backpack and just got it out of my goddamn sight. 141 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,000 As a true law crime and an actual crime. 142 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I mean, I didn't know wash paint was different than, what is it called? 143 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Base paint. 144 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 No, not base paint. 145 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Yeah, whatever Nuln Oil is, I forgot the kind of paint it is. 146 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Contrast? 147 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Contrast, yeah, I didn't know wash was different from contrast. 148 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 So I was... 149 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Well, they're not bad, they're pretty similar. 150 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:31,000 They're similar enough, but I guess Blood Angels Red is super strong, it covers whatever you put it on top of. 151 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:36,000 So that guy, he's just purely blood red. 152 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:45,000 To be fair, I did buy the Mephistan model to then convert into Azig Ariman because he's just chunk on that disc. 153 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 With the Mephistan body, he's so chunky on that disc of zinch. 154 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I had to pin him in because otherwise he'd just start to topple over, but it did look good because the Ariman normal model is pretty... 155 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I don't know, he looks like... 156 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 You call him like a short king, if you know what I mean. 157 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 He just looks a bit... a little bit off. 158 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 A little bit squashed. 159 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000 The Ariman model is so sick. 160 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 It is good though, yeah. 161 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I'm looking at it now. I guess he is a bit hunchback of Notre Dame, isn't he? 162 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 A little bit, yeah. 163 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 That fits him though. That fits him. 164 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:22,000 He's posing like he leans into a window and he's just being creepy or something. 165 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That all makes sense now though, because his eagerness to prove himself is derived from the fact that he's a short king. 166 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Pretty much, yeah. 167 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,000 The Rubik of Ariman wouldn't have happened if he was over 6 feet. 168 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 5'11 energy versus 6'4 energy Magnus. 169 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,000 He's just trying to pull Magnus in to do much better. 170 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:49,000 He's not just a case of he's like 10,000 years old, he's got a bit of a bad back so he just kind of hunches over very slowly. 171 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 He's carrying a lot of guilt. 172 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Now I want a thousand suns army. Fuck. 173 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000 I've got one now. They're good. 174 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:08,000 On that note, I've had everyone's results in for the first round. Do we want to hear some answers? 175 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Go for it. 176 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Okay, so we'll start off with our guest. 177 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:21,000 The first question, Major Kilput, the invincible reason is the flagship of the Dark Angels. 178 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Sounds familiar. 179 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Well, that's the thing. 180 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Is that someone else's shit? 181 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Am I retarded? 182 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:36,000 The invincible reason is the correct answer, but you're the only one who got it. 183 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Oh, wow. 184 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 My name is recognizable. 185 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Mm-hmm. 186 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Oh, God. 187 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 I mean, I recognize that after he said it. 188 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Yeah. 189 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:51,000 After you told me, I know. 190 00:13:51,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Well, to give you an idea of the other answers we had, Colin put the lion's fat fucking cock. 191 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I don't think that's the name of his flagship. 192 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000 That's his pleasure craft. 193 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Oh, I wasn't expecting that. 194 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000 You don't want to be on his sister ship, the lion's pussy. Anyway. 195 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,000 I've got to start with the level of knowledge I have, which is minimal. 196 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Well, speaking of minimal knowledge, Eli just put first question and it's so over. 197 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Just defeat. Defeat in a sentence. 198 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000 And Hal put Seshuan's source. 199 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I blanked. 200 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I thought the video was the guy jumping on the counter. 201 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Are we trying to win or...? 202 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I tried the next couple answers. 203 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 The second answer. 204 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 If we don't know, we just put a joke answer. 205 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I just thought of the video of the guy who jumps on the counter and just screams, I want my Seshuan source, because that's how I was feeling when that question happened. 206 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Well, to put a bomb on that broken pride, I can say that all of you were correct with the second answer for The Unforgiven is the name of the successors to the Dark Angels and all their chapters. 207 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 So you all get a point for that, which is nice. 208 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 And the third question was a bit of a tricky one. 209 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Let's start with MajorKill's answers. 210 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:28,000 MajorKill put Azrael, Azmodile, Azmodai, Lyle, Gabriel, Raphael, I don't know who fucking Jesus. 211 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Gabriel. 212 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Lyle. Goddamnit. 213 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Right, so I'll tally the points after I've read them all out. 214 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:53,000 So going on to Colin, Colin put Azrael, Azmodai, the guy from Space Hulk Deathwing, Son Goku, Oku Black, Snorri NoSpider, Elpharian the Grim, Felix Jager and Reich's Marsal Kurt Helborg. 215 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 I hate the cat. 216 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 That's a good answer though. 217 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Just flexing his fantasy knowledge. 218 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Terrible answers. 219 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 They're pretty off though, they're pretty off-kilter. 220 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,000 If anyone else would ever run a fantasy quiz, I'd fucking sweep it. 221 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000 But I don't think it's only me. 222 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 It's a good thing no one gives a fuck about fantasy. 223 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Yeah dude, it hurts. 224 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,000 The end crimes. 225 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Come on, Hel. 226 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 I know, sorry. 227 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:35,000 So looking at Eli, Eli put again, Azmodai, Azrael, Samuel, I think that's Samael, Ezekiel, Belial, Raphael, the dude from Purging of Caddillus and the lion I guess technically. 228 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I'm not going to count that, it's too soon to tell. 229 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:49,000 And Hal put Azrael, Samil, I guess that's Samael, Azmodai, Rotisserie Bitch, Margaret Thatcher, Erebus and Shaq. 230 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Margaret Thatcher was there though, like 100%. 231 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:03,000 The major killer in the video ending thing is the fucking tube kings. 232 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Look, I like fantasy. 233 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 He just knows it's dead. 234 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Yeah, fair enough. 235 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I'm a realist, okay. 236 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 You gotta jump shit before that sinks. 237 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 And it's definitely sunk. 238 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Guys, the old world's coming back bro, I swear it's coming back bro, what are you doing now? 239 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 That's not. 240 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 That's just a teaser, it's never gonna happen. 241 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I'm gonna cope as hard as I need to until it does, god damn it. 242 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Me too, me too. 243 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 And it's been a lot of coping. 244 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 They're just edging us, it's never gonna release, that's the problem. 245 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Actually, just quickly, massive credit to you though, Pancreas, you're like the only one who can make fantasy content that gets like any traction these days. 246 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Thank you man, I appreciate that. 247 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 That is actually impressive. 248 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:56,000 The first of the classic Warhammer wiki dives where you read the wiki and don't know what the fuck anyone's talking about, was actually about the end times for me. 249 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 So it sounded really cool until I learned about it. 250 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Yeah, that would have been a tough entry. 251 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I will say though, all of you put Asmodai, he's not part of the inner circle I'm afraid, because he's not actually the one in charge of the chaplains, he's just a chaplain in the Dark Angels. 252 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 What the heck? 253 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Yeah, the guy who's in charge of them is called Saffon, and he's the high interrogator. 254 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 I've never heard that name in my entire life. 255 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I know he's shit at his job, I just thought they let him in the inner circle because they just gave up because he just kept killing Fallen. 256 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 He's one of the characters in the codex, so I just assumed. 257 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 He has a stat line. 258 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 I just know it's for TTS. 259 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 I'll read TTS. 260 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Azrael, Samayel, and Pekka. 261 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I just realised this is a very annoying one to try and spell out. 262 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 It's okay. 263 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000 We'll just mourn TTS over in our corner here. 264 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Actually, I managed to get my friend into Warhammer by showing him TTS and your videos, MajorKill, because it's a really good way to bring... 265 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Warhammer is super hard to get someone into in just a single conversation, so I just sent them your way and now have people to talk with Warhammer about. 266 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Thank you very much, dude. 267 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 I'll be obliged. 268 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,000 I've been trying to get my girlfriend into it, but she doesn't watch my videos, so it's tough. 269 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Have you ever had that pain of someone gets your video and they play it out loud while you're in the room with them? 270 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 It hurts. Adrian does that all the time. 271 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:47,000 I think it used to hurt, but then you kind of get used to it and you're like, you know what? 272 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Fuck yeah. Give me that 0.01 cent from you. 273 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Makes me happy. 274 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I appreciate the supportive lady. I can say that at least. 275 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:13,000 So I can confirm that the answers for that third question were there's Asrael, Belial, Ezekiel, Samayel, Saffon, Roseik and Nephalor. So those are the seven. 276 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Oh, yeah, those are the kidneys, bro. 277 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Yeah, three of them are like, who are these people? 278 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I think like I always find it funny that like the master of the rock, like the chief tech Marine isn't allowed to be involved because he's too much like, oh, he's part of the adapts of Mars. 279 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 We can't trust him. Like, oh, poor guy. So he's not in the inner circle. 280 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I find them like the tablet. They're so stupid. 281 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:47,000 So yeah, at the end of the first section, we have in first place currently, Major Kill with three points. 282 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Second place with 2.5 points is Eli. 283 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 That's right, baby. 284 00:20:52,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Third place is Hal with two points and Colin has one and a half. So it's pretty close to be fair. 285 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 How am I not lost? 286 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:05,000 I don't get a quarter point for that one guy from Deathwing. I meant Belial. 287 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:13,000 I know you meant, but I'm afraid I think you only got Azrael to be honest in your answers. 288 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,000 But with that said, I ran off. Am I winning? 289 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 You're winning. You're the leading. 290 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Thank fuck. All right, let's keep going. 291 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Three points. So you're only half a point ahead of Eli. So there's still everything to play for. 292 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000 But now we're moving on to the intermediate section. So here's a simple one point question. 293 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Lionel Johnson was known for wielding the lion sword into battle. 294 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:43,000 It would also fight with a black chainsword found upon Caliban prior to the Emperor's reunion. 295 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 What was the name of the sword? 296 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Oh, damn. 297 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I'm just about to read these books too. No. 298 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Is it a hint? 299 00:21:54,000 --> 00:22:04,000 If you knew the name of this weapon, you would think it wouldn't be this chapter's weapon. It's very misleading. 300 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000 So it's not like another chapter's? 301 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Yeah, strongly is the best way I can put it. Like you think, no, this isn't a Dark Angel's weapon. It's like, mm hmm. It is weirdly. 302 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,000 I'm stuck between doing like a meme answer or giving it like an actual crack. 303 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Meme. You're in the lead. You have to do it. 304 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 You have to be the most comfortable of us. 305 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:31,000 If you put the correct answer and then have a meme as like a side note on the side, I won't have a go. 306 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:39,000 OK, if the correct answer I genuinely go for is incorrect, don't read it out and just read the meme answer. 307 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:46,000 I mean, if you get it wrong, I'll just read out both anyway to say you were wrong. But here's your meme answer anyway. 308 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Do we get negative points if we also put a meme answer next to our serious answer? 309 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Yes. 310 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Damn. 311 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Minus ten. 312 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Only a guess privilege. 313 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Only guess gets that privilege. 314 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,000 That's unfair. Colin, please tell me you're struggling because. 315 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,000 What do you think? 316 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Should I ask you about your beloved Eldar? Colin's a huge fan of Eldar. 317 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 God damn. 318 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,000 They're not elves and they're not from the sinking ship. 319 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000 So my knowledge is limited. 320 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Do you actually call them Eldari or do you still say Eldar? 321 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 I call them Eldar. 322 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 As you should. 323 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Eldari is a really weeby way to talk about it. 324 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:40,000 I'm not I'm not letting GW get away with copywriting their way to victory. 325 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 You tell me ALS doesn't get you going. 326 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:48,000 I'm seeing ALS and Dwarden makes me fucking angry. 327 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Recently so. 328 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:58,000 What were they? Did they try and copyright Warhammer? 329 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Oh go ahead. 330 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Wild for a while. 331 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:06,000 They tried to copyright Space Marine, Warhammer, elves, dwarves, everything. 332 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Christ. Well, it didn't work. 333 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,000 They were clapped in court and it was embarrassing for them. 334 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 God damn. 335 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:21,000 They're suing the whole country of like all of the Norse countries if they tried to if they got that copyrighted. 336 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Your mythology is all ours. Fuck off. 337 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 All right. I've had everyone's answers in. 338 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I think it's time for the next question. 339 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 So we're going to do something a little bit different with this one. 340 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 It's a multiple choice sort of deal. 341 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,000 So there's three points up for grabs. 342 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:44,000 The librarians of the Dark Angels employ unique psychic powers to aid their battle brothers in battle. 343 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I will read out six abilities. 344 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Only three are real. 345 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Identify which abilities are the true powers and which are fake. 346 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I'm going to read them out. 347 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:07,000 So we've got Hell Flame, Weakened Resolve, Mind Worm, Veil of Shadows, Ors Aurora and True Strike. 348 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I'll put them in the general chat just so you can reference them if you if you forget them. 349 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Awesome. 350 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I'm not going to lie. 351 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 I'm stuck on this one. 352 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 I know one of those for sure. 353 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 I think I should be more like Eli, you're more at tabletop focus. 354 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 You know more on tabletop. 355 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 So this is more. 356 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000 I'm not striking angels forever. 357 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000 But yeah, somebody's way back in the memory vaults. 358 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,000 So three are correct and we're trying to find the three that are correct. 359 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yeah, three are correct. Three of them are fake. 360 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Can we message you the correct ones and therefore. 361 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:45,000 You can message me the correct ones is probably the easiest way to do it. 362 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Perfect. 363 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Oh, please tell me Colin you're struggling because I just I don't want to come blast on this. 364 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 It's not going to lie. 365 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000 How do you do you know this guy? 366 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 I haven't done the Space Marine table. 367 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 He's not wrong. 368 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 I haven't done the Space Marine tabletop video yet. 369 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:07,000 So it's a little rough here. 370 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000 But I'm not struggling because I just picked three at random. 371 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,000 So struggling like you know, I'm going through like I think it's this. 372 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 This isn't a struggle. 373 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:21,000 This is just send it fire and forget you'll like sit back and let the world burn kind of thing. 374 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Indeed. 375 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000 All right, I committed. 376 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 I don't think any of them are right to be honest though. 377 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 These are between three answers. 378 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 It'd be pretty impressive for you to get all of them wrong. 379 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,000 True. That is one of my special abilities as a human being. 380 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Oh, dear. 381 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I remember when we did the we did a similar one with when Dreadanon was on and he did a match the traits with the Space Marines and I botched it and I got like only one out four correct because I copy pasted wrong. 382 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 It's like oh, fuck. 383 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Then I won the quiz anyways. 384 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Yeah. 385 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 How you suffered. 386 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Well, you're the one who's won the most quizzes and you're like, oh, I hope I don't. 387 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Shut up. 388 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 You've got to be. 389 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Neither of you get any pity for me. 390 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 I've got one star in my podium. 391 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Same or two. 392 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I don't remember. 393 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 I'm so specialized though. 394 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Like in my knowledge is I only know stuff about characters. 395 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 If you ask me about Mephisto and his entire life, I know it. 396 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000 If you ask me like what's like, you know, the chapters organization, I'm like, I just air conditioner. 397 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Does he use you know the answer because you're worth it. 398 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 It's L'Oreal. 399 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 I shouldn't say brands. 400 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Should I? 401 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 He's a nice sponsor. 402 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:47,000 It's one day like, hey, Warhammer fans, you know, L'Oreal, they might work with us. 403 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 What the fuck? 404 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000 We're desperate. 405 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,000 We want to attack the Warhammer fan market of the well groomed Warhammer fans. 406 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Listen, I'm under conventions and I'm sure once we go to the Warhammer one, some people need to take whatever shampoo they could get. 407 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,000 As someone that went to a Warhammer event recently. 408 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Yeah, I definitely concur. 409 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Is that what you meant? 410 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Right. 411 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000 That one. 412 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Yeah, yeah. 413 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:29,000 It wasn't actually as bad as I thought, but as it kind of got throughout the day and it got a bit hotter, it did get a bit. 414 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Okay. 415 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 And you live like five miles from the sun. 416 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 So I could imagine. 417 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 I was here. 418 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000 It's me and Colin are going to be meeting up at Warhammer Fest in the weekend and it's probably going to be pissing it with rain. 419 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 So it's a different experience. 420 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000 As long as it's not hot, you should be fine from the. 421 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000 It won't be the smell of like sweat or be this like wet dog smell. 422 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah, wet dog. 423 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Which is better, you know. 424 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Who the hell did wet gamer smell that? 425 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000 My local store had to put up like right on their thing that you have to wear deodorant or you're not allowed to play. 426 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 It got that bad. 427 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:14,000 The guy did something similar. He's told me he's had to kick people out because their BO was so bad. 428 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 It was driving away. 429 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:26,000 But then when the UGO tournaments roll around, that's when you really got to bring the best possible. 430 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Oh, my God. 431 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Well, Major Kills out here like looking all handsome and we're just over here being like, dude, lower it down for us, please. 432 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 We're struggling. You guys are handsome on the inside. 433 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Thank you. Appreciate it. 434 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Right. 435 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,000 So shall we move on with the last question of the intermediate section? 436 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Hit us. 437 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:54,000 So this one is only for one point, and I think it's easier than the other two, to be honest, but we'll see. 438 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Prior to their ascension as the Dark Angels, the Order of Knights of Caliban would purge their homeworld of beasts and destroy their most powerful rival band of knights. 439 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000 What was the name of their rival knight? 440 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 We just talked about this. We just talked about this. 441 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Oh, son of a bitch. 442 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 And I don't remember. 443 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,000 I've literally read this book. I'm listening to this book. 444 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 The first Dark Angels book. 445 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Yeah. 446 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000 God damn it. I don't know if I'm picking the right order. 447 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Hint, hint. 448 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Think bunny rabbits. 449 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Think bunny rabbits. 450 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 That's throwing me off. 451 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000 That makes it worse. 452 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Um. 453 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Fuck. 454 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Think bunny rabbits, bro. 455 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 I don't know what you meant by that. 456 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 That's like, like, where's something? 457 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 No, that's wrong. 458 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 No more. No more hints. 459 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000 We can. 460 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 We got this. 461 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I mean, they're going to fuck this up or I'm going to get it right, which I guess is the only real two options. 462 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 I've had an answer from Colin and Eli. 463 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000 It's just like they say with the lottery. You get a 50-50 shot of winning. You either do or you don't. 464 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Eli, have you just sent me a GIF as a response? 465 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Yeah. 466 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I don't know if I can give you a point for that. 467 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000 You have to yell my answer, by the way. 468 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Oh, no. 469 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Make the sound that you think that guy's making. 470 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000 I can do my best. 471 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Make the sound you think that guy's making. Oh, lord. 472 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Is this a video on the Internet? We can play the sound clip when whoever's editing it. 473 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Yeah, I can edit it in the edit. 474 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I still want to hear Andy try to do it. 475 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I saw a video with the aforementioned fellow in the GIF. 476 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:47,000 I saw a video recently of him putting the New Vegas gameplay and stuff with a strength build. It's quite good. 477 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:53,000 All right. That's an answer from everyone. So I think it's time. 478 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Let's see. Let me just scribble that down. 479 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,000 So it's time for the results of the intermediate section. 480 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:05,000 So starting off with the fourth question, which was for one point, I believe. 481 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:12,000 And it was what was the weapon that Lionel Johnson used primarily in the Ruinstorm books, which was a chainsword. 482 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:20,000 MajorKill put the blood drinker or meme answer, Swordy McChainface. 483 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Classic. 484 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Incorrect. Let's see. Colin put the invincible reason. 485 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Very, very clever. 486 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Maybe they were double-diving. 487 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 I'm going to skip Eli. 488 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Please. 489 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Just to build some tension. How put the blood oath, which is, you know, fairly good guesses. 490 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,000 I was thinking the same as MajorKill. It's something like Blood Angel Lee. 491 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Yeah, like something a bit more different. 492 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I'm not going to give Eli a point, but I'm going to give him a half point because he was close. 493 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:05,000 He put space wolf in brackets. It sounds like it belongs to a different legion because the weapon found on Caliban is called the wolf blade. 494 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Oh, too easy. 495 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Easy, bro. 496 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Literally too easy. 497 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000 You have a fucking half point if you just said, oh, I think it's from the space wolves. 498 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Yeah, that's what you did basically. 499 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,000 We're not going to win anyway, so just give us anything, please. 500 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I'll give him a half point. Yeah. 501 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:30,000 I mean, it helps out. 502 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:40,000 So with the next one, I was a bit sneaky with the next one about the librarians because what I did is I took all six of the abilities and I slightly changed the wording of three of them. 503 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000 So all of them are close, but only three of them are correct. 504 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Yeah, I'm a sneaky fucker. 505 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:55,000 So the ones which were incorrect were Hellflame, Veil of Shadows, and Force Aura. 506 00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:01,000 The correct ones were Recon Resolve, Mind Worm, and True Strike. 507 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 I knew it. 508 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I misheard you. I thought the ones were correct. 509 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I think they did do okay. 510 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Yeah, but they are literally like Hellflame. It's very close to... it's Hell something else, like Hellfire. It's like that sneaky. 511 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I was really debating between True Strike and Veil of Shadows, and I chose wrong. 512 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:29,000 And for the final question, Magic Hill put the Knights of Santalis. 513 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Ooh. 514 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Paulin put Bugs Bunny's Gank Squad. Okay. 515 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Goes around Dark Souls 3 lobbies and beats the shit out of new players. 516 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Eli put the big body, the bald bodybuilding chap who screams and it's almost one in the mornings. 517 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I have to do it fairly quietly, but the way he goes like... 518 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,000 And he lifts weights. He's that guy. Fun answer. 519 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:08,000 And Hal put, damn boy, he thick boy. That's a thick ass boy. Damn. 520 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 No? No pity point? 521 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000 No, it was the Knights of Lupus. 522 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000 And Lepus is another word for rabbits. 523 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Lupus is like... 524 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Grandma has lupus. 525 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Oh man. Tough. 526 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 There is a... 527 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 The Knights of Santalis. 528 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Knights of Santalis? That does sound familiar. Is that a Knight in the Order? Was that one of them? 529 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Was the second question only worth a point if you got all three right? 530 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 They were half a point each. 531 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Ah, damn. 532 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:48,000 There's Knights of Cenobium, who's veteran Dark Angels. 533 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:53,000 I thought we had a name that came with S as well. I thought it was like San Joaquin or something. 534 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Santalis is one of the secret orders within the Dark Angels. They were never one of the orders on Caliban. 535 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,000 This was the band of guys who were like, we'll capture the beasts so we can like... 536 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Why kill the beasts on Caliban when we can tame them? 537 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000 And then the Lyod and Luthor were like, nah mate, I'm going to kill you. 538 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Get off it. 539 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000 It was an obscure one with lupus, lepus, bunny rabbits. Another word for bunnies, lepus. 540 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:27,000 There's a weird film with... it's like a horror film where they film bunny rabbits and they made them really big with tiny sets so it looks scary and it doesn't work. 541 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Is that a wet name for them then? 542 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Yeah, it's like a constellation as well I think. So the film's called Knight of the Lepus. 543 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000 I think it's Monty Python, the bunny rabbit, the holy hand grenade. 544 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Yeah. Alright, so we're coming up to the difficult section. 545 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000 And let's start with question number seven. 546 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000 So the Dark Angels shout one of three war cries when they engage in battle. 547 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Name me all three. They are worth a full point each. So there's three battle cries. 548 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000 And I want all three. 549 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,000 And two of them are pretty easy out of three, I would say. 550 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:15,000 I've got a feeling one of these is a trick answer. 551 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Like it's... 552 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Did anyone get all three of the powers question right, Andy? 553 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:34,000 No, it was... I think the Veil of Shadows tripped a lot of you up because it sounds like something that the librarians of the Dark Angels would do. 554 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,000 They'd be like, oh, Veil, Shadows, Secrets. Yeah, makes sense. 555 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Looking at it... 556 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Yeah, there wasn't... 557 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000 I think Eli, you got two points, so you missed one. I think you did the best in that round. 558 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Oh no, you and MajorKill both got two points in that round, so you only had one incorrect answer for that one. 559 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000 I didn't even play the tabletop. 560 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000 What do you think about trying it though? If I could put that in the general chat. 561 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Fuck! 562 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Well, I've received the other answers from the other three anyway, so it's too late to change them. 563 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I'll tell you off later. 564 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Yeah, give him a smack after the game. 565 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000 If I see you at Warhammer Fest, I'll just be there like a baseball bat like, Colin! 566 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000 So you've sent one, you got a second one. 567 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,000 You've got answers from MajorKill, Hal, and Eli. 568 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 How about playing the tabletop, MajorKill? 569 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 I'm currently finishing off my armies and then yes, I will start playing the tabletop. 570 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000 And I think I'll just wait for 10th edition because I heard 9th was really AIDS. 571 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,000 It's AIDS to learn, that's for sure. 572 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,000 It took me like two months to teach my soon-to-be brother-in-law, it's freaking awful to teach people right now. 573 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 It was a pain in the ass. 574 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 I've made the mistake of... 575 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Yeah, I'm just gonna wait for 10th and I should get in the biddies. 576 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000 I made the mistake of choosing my first army as Thousand Sons. 577 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 In a card game at that point? 578 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Yeah, and psychic powers and learning all that stuff made me want to smash my head against a wall. 579 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:27,000 The first time I had to use the psychic phase with the Elder, I was like, what does any of this mean? 580 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Guide doom, guide doom, guide doom! 581 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000 You know what, that's fair. 582 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I've had all of your answers, should we move on to the second question of the Expert Area? 583 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Let's do it. 584 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Now this one, if you haven't read The Horus Heresy, is probably gonna be a pain in the ass. 585 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:53,000 A hexagrammaton comprised of six protocols of unique, quote, wings, enact special stratagems in war. 586 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Name me all six of the wings. 587 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Oh! 588 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:06,000 And bear in mind, only a couple of them survived into the Dark Angels chapter, so four of them aren't really around anymore. 589 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 There's three points up for grabs. 590 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Oh. 591 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Colin just rattling them off. 592 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:17,000 I only think I know the modern ones, maybe. 593 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Oh man. 594 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 This is what you get, because Andy's read the entire Horus Heresy. 595 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 It's just unreasonable. 596 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Or listened to the whole series. 597 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000 I've read War Without End, I think, and the other ones I got on audio portable. 598 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Yeah. 599 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Which are the ones... 600 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Oh, it does. 601 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Saves like a bunch of time as well. 602 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I don't know why, but I don't want to read the Salamanders books. 603 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I'm still gonna rant about it. 604 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I'm sorry if GW listened to this and they're like, the author... 605 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Is it Nick Kym? I'm so sorry, Nick. 606 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000 But the Salamander books make me feel tired. 607 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 I don't know how to say it. 608 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 I feel bad, though. 609 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 It's a habit of theirs. 610 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:08,000 The thing is, it's basically tax season now in the UK, and I had to do expenses for the channel. 611 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Does anyone want to guess how much money I spent on Warhammer audiobooks this last year? 612 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Like, 300 bucks? 613 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Bear in mind, I took full advantage of the 2-for-1 deals and the £3 a book deals. 614 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 I'm gonna guess 500. 615 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Why couldn't this be part of the quiz you told me? 616 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000 How much money did I spend on audiobooks? 617 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000 How was correct? 500. 618 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Yeesh. 619 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 So yeah, I got a shit-ton. 620 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Just so I can make sure I'm up to date on everything. 621 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000 So I've got MajorKill's answers, I've got Eli's, I've got Colin's, and just waiting for Hal. 622 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Oh, there we go. 623 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 No rush, it's okay. You can take your time. 624 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I'm not gonna win, so it's fine. 625 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 You've just given up. 626 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 I have. 627 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Okay, well, fast question of the expert section, and I might have a cheeky bonus one after this, 628 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000 but each member of the inner circle of the Dark Angels 629 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:17,000 wields one of the legendary Heavenfall Blades, crafted from a meteor of obsidian. 630 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Name me all five of the swords. 631 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Oh, this is... okay, I see how it is. 632 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 This is a revenge from the previous quiz. 633 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Your first quiz with the Alpha Legion, this is my revenge. It will never stop being my revenge for that quiz. 634 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 That had to be hard, because it was Alpha Legion. 635 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 So I'm suffering from your foolishness. 636 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Well, you chose to be me, so it's your fault. 637 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Yeah, I got you there. 638 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000 There's five potential answers. 639 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Yeah, cool. 640 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Worth half a point. 641 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:59,000 I do love being Quizmaster, it's quite fun to just, you know, see what questions you can come up with. 642 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Or to watch us suffer. 643 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Well, no, I wanted to do a nice variety of stuff with Dark Angels, rather than just being like too lion-centric or, you know, one specific character. 644 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:15,000 So for all we do, do a little bit of like command structure, weapons, history... 645 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Ooh, hello. 646 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 That's my answer, by the way. 647 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Oh no, okay. 648 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Fair enough. 649 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 I can't really complain in that regard. 650 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,000 As long as it's not like, ultimate levels of rude, we'll probably be okay with it. 651 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 If it is. 652 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 It's a threat. 653 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Oh, oh, that's different. 654 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Okay, so I've got my answers, I've got major kills. 655 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Just need howls. 656 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 I'll just go for it, I've committed. 657 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Okay, so it's time to read out the answers of the third section. 658 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Don't be disappointed yet. 659 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,000 I wasn't disappointed, that was just me exhaling breath, as I always do. 660 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000 You should have been disappointed better. 661 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,000 So let's start with the first question, which was what are the battle cries that the Dark Angels say? 662 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:19,000 Major kill, you put For the Lion, Loyalty and Honor, and For Caliban. 663 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000 And you got one of those correct. 664 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000 So let's go on to Colin. 665 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Colin, you put... where are we? 666 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Repent for Tomorrow You Die, For the Lion, and Dad finally got his milk and cigarettes. 667 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000 You got two correct. 668 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Let's just add those up. 669 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 So, do you like? 670 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 That was good. 671 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Elo put Repent for Tomorrow You Die, For the Emperor, and For the Lion, so you got two correct. 672 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Again, the one you've missed is really sneaky. 673 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:57,000 And Hal put For the Emperor, the Lion, and... so you got one correct. 674 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:03,000 So the one you didn't get was A Moment of Laxity Spawns a Lifetime of Heresy. 675 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 That's a battle cry? 676 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Which is a weird one. 677 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:12,000 That's like a Don of War main menu screen quote. 678 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 That's like something written in a bathroom stall, just randomly. 679 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Oh dear. 680 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Do you mind if I just quickly tally up the points while I can? 681 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Go for it, while we suffer. 682 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000 How are you enjoying the quiz so far, Major Kill? 683 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Good, except this part sucks. 684 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:40,000 It's like when people ask us about questions in comment sections about Warhammer stuff, 685 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,000 and you have to realise that even no matter who you are, you just don't know everything. 686 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Or you kind of forget... like even... you've done videos for quite a while. 687 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Not saying you're old, but you've done videos for a while, and you've done pretty much loads of different subjects. 688 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 But I reckon you've probably forgotten quite a lot of the things you've probably already covered as well. 689 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Yeah, that's the thing. Just because you learn something doesn't mean it's forever implanted in your brain. 690 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Which is the most... 691 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Quotes are shit. Suck my balls, though. Like, fuck that. 692 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Do you have any videos you did where you're like, I'm so glad I got that one done, because this doesn't interest me at all? 693 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Ooh. 694 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Yeah, it's a deep one, isn't it? 695 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,000 There'll be a couple. I don't know. Maybe it's a bit controversial. I'll have a think and get back to you. 696 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000 I think Colin's one was definitely space wars, because Colin despised... 697 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:42,000 That was nice and vitriolic, so if I don't have passion, anger is a pretty good substitute for it, I've found. 698 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Respectable. 699 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Eli, you don't really hate anyone, do you? 700 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 I hate anyone, sorry, I don't hate anyone. 701 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 I don't even agree. 702 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Eli, who'd you want to, like, merc tomorrow? 703 00:46:53,000 --> 00:47:06,000 I like all the factions, basically. I mean, there's a lot, a few of them I barely know anything about, so I guess you could say that's a dislike, but I don't have a hate for any of the factions, I don't think. 704 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Fair enough. 705 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 That's a nice attitude to have. 706 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Eli's the nicest out of all of us, by far. 707 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 I'm getting a bad vibe. 708 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I saw the fucking memes he sent to me about the elves. 709 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, Eli sent... was it slaughter the elves, burn the elves, or something like that? 710 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000 The elves maybe stick them in the space, put them in blenders, it was great. 711 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Put the baby elves in the propaganda. 712 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Genocide propaganda. 713 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Oh, his memes are just cursed. Especially, they're all about elves, dwarves just murking elves, essentially. 714 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000 Only when Colin hosts though, only Colin gets the true meme experience. 715 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,000 It brings joy to my heart, I gotta say. I know that if nothing else, I'm having a laugh today. 716 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:56,000 I did like the one where you had the guy with the helicopter backpack with the rotor blades coming off the elder for being tall with his big beard, smiling. 717 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000 It's a rare pet before you, I guess. 718 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Right, so I've tallied the points, I'll read out the answers for the next question. 719 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Yeah, this one was a bit tricky. The hexagramaton, what are the wings for the hexagramaton? 720 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:21,000 So we'll start with MajorKill. MajorKill put dreadwing, deathwing, ravenwing, somethingwing, somethingsomethingwing, somethingsomethingsomethingwing. 721 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000 You got three of them correct, so fair enough. 722 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 The bottom three. 723 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:32,000 I probably missed one as well, that's... Christ. I missed dreadwing. No, the other one. 724 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Well yeah, the dreadwing is the one that's no longer around. 725 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Colin just put deathwing six times, so... 726 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Eli put firewing, ravenwing, deathwing, ironwing, somethingtallon, and how to talk to girls division in brackets it doesn't work. 727 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 That's four correct answers. 728 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:59,000 I have these names sound like they're from other chapters. Like the ravenwing is no right being here. 729 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,000 The only ones you missed there were Eli with the stormwing and the dreadwing, so you did pretty well. 730 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:19,000 How put ravenwing, deathwing, socially distanced eyebrows, and Timmy? Timmy needs an appearance at least. Rest in peace, Timmy. 731 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:26,000 And well, the last, the trickiest question I think, what would the five heaven four blades... 732 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I particularly liked this response from MajorKill, he just said, duty, honor, revenge, protector, and fuck you and fuck this question, the fifth sword. 733 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000 He might actually fight you if he sees you in real life after the quiz. 734 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Oh, we both do jiu jitsu, so we could do like a jiu jitsu off of him. 735 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,000 But I'm not probably as good, because I think you're a blue belt, aren't you? Are you a purple belt? Blue belt? 736 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Blue belt. 737 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,000 You've played one of the tournaments and stuff, haven't you? Is that old MajorKill? 738 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Yeah, I've never lost a tournament fight, ever. 739 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,000 I've not done a tournament, so I'll get wrecked. 740 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Anyway, so I'm afraid no correct answers, but protector is the armor Azrael wears, so that's a fun bonus, but no points. 741 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Colin put, I'm going to start naming VTubers in front of the guests if you keep pulling this shit. 742 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Oh please! 743 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Okay, moving swiftly on. 744 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000 He's going to do it. 745 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I'll sink this fucking ship, god damn it. 746 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000 Eli, I'm impressed with you. You got two. 747 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000 It's not because I covered Azrael and Belial in the last week. 748 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Well, you got Sword of Silence and Sword of Secrets, and you put the Lion Sword, I don't know, which you don't get a point for. 749 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000 But you get one point for those two, because it's half a point each. 750 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,000 And how about Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Abe Lincoln? Very good. 751 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Respect for Abe Lincoln. 752 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000 He's wielding him in battle. 753 00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:01,000 I'm the only American here, I gotta take it when I can see it. 754 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:09,000 We're all over, we got a guy from America, Canada, Australia, Channel Islands, and the UK, so we're all over the bloody place. 755 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000 Colin needs you to know, I shouldn't say that. 756 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000 Don't say that! 757 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 You're the Colinist, buddy. 758 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,000 You're gonna cut me in the ass. 759 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 For your tea in the sea. 760 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Right, okay, so the scores on the doors before the bonus question. 761 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000 In the first place with 8.5 points is Eli. Well done, Eli. 762 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 I've never seen him before. 763 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Second, and I know you've been very annoyed that you haven't won a quiz in ages, so maybe. 764 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,000 Major Kill, you were second with 6.5, so very close behind. 765 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And joint third place, Colin and Hal have 4.5. 766 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 I crawled my way up. 767 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Just put Hal in his grave, put him in last place. 768 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Okay, right, this is a really tricky one, but it is time for the bonus question. 769 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,000 And if you didn't like the last one, Major Kill, I have a feeling you'll hate this one a bit more. 770 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:11,000 But I will say there is a potential 5 points, half a point, inch, 10 answers. 771 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 This is where I always lose it. 772 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Well, this is the question, it's a simple question, but it's not an easy one. 773 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,000 There are 10 companies within the Dark Angels chapter. 774 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Name them. 775 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Yo. 776 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Alright guys, thanks for having me on. 777 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Yeah, it was nice having you. 778 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 I'll also get up as well whilst we're here. 779 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,000 No, what? 780 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000 I don't know my Dark Angels. 781 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000 To be fair, you've just mentioned two of them. 782 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Oh, that is true. 783 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 How many did you say 10? 784 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 Or five? 785 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 There are 10 companies. 786 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 I know I said it was five points. 787 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000 I'll do you a favour, if you get them right, I'll give you a full point for each one. 788 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 So there's a potential of 10 points instead of five. 789 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000 As a bonus, we'll be fair. 790 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Take it out, smarten the groove. 791 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Just a clarification, they all have unique names. 792 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 They all have unique names. 793 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Damn. 794 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Margaret Thatcher it is. 795 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,000 In my video on the Dark Angels, I talk about all of them. 796 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Oh man. 797 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Quickly everyone gets gaffed. 798 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 We're having to watch it. 799 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Just like going to the very end, like where is it, where is it? 800 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Someone delay, someone delay. 801 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Damn. 802 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 What do you want for another would you rather question? 803 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Colin, I think it's time to make good on your threat. 804 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 If you know what I mean. 805 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000 You know, I thought about it. 806 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 I mean, he's already given me his answer. 807 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Colin just went, ah, fuck it. 808 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Oh my God. 809 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 I think I've just panicked in this one. 810 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I don't know what I'm going to do. 811 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:09,000 I mean, I might be able to claw my way just through one or two of them. 812 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Got answers from Eli. 813 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Eight out of ten of those are guesses, but you know, there's a chance. 814 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:22,000 It's better than ten out of ten. 815 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:28,000 I think I need one more and I'm just, I wouldn't say I'm happy with it. 816 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:33,000 I wouldn't say I'm happy with my answers, but they are in fact answers. 817 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000 That's good enough. 818 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Yeah, yeah, commit. 819 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Colin, please tell me you're like, you didn't take this seriously. 820 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 And I feel better about myself. 821 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,000 I think you can safely assume that by this point in every quiz I'm not running, 822 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000 I'm probably not in it to win it. 823 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000 I just need to put one more. Is there a way to add one more quickly? 824 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 I'm doing it. 825 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 I'm surprised it's not even a real answer. 826 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Honestly, I'm surprised I got as many as I did. 827 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:16,000 I was, I was coming in here fully expecting a zero out of 23 when he said how many points we could get. 828 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000 There were 23 points and we're on three. 829 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Well, we're on four and a half, please, please. 830 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Yaw. 831 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000 This is bad. Oh God. 832 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Because I've made the bonus questions more expensive. 833 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000 It was 28 potential points, but still. 834 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 28? 835 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Why are you here? 836 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000 I was just here thinking I knew stuff about Warhammer. 837 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:46,000 I made this, this is my employment and now I have to hand back my credentials. 838 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:52,000 But to be fair, like you guys have like a nice, like broad amount of knowledge about the setting, 839 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000 whereas I am very, very focused on Space Marines and the Imperium stuff. 840 00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:01,000 So like whenever we do Eldar or anything, I'm like, oh, is his name Legolas? 841 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000 And you're like, no, Andy. 842 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:10,000 I put it front center. I don't know shit. My audience just accepts it. 843 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 You're very funny though, Colin. 844 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000 So it's like extremely redeeming, which I'm not funny. 845 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000 The only saving grace I got. 846 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 The only thing I have is like the video length. 847 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:27,000 So I just like get people and I lock them in like victims and I make them watch the entire video. 848 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000 By the way, Eli, have you finished your answer? 849 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Because I saw you were typing. Are you happy with your... 850 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I have a little bonus answer that I put in, but you can start reading the answers though. 851 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Oh no. 852 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Okay. 853 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 That's going. 854 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Yeah, it's an ill omen. 855 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000 So where to begin? 856 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000 So we'll begin with our guest major kill. 857 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:58,000 So major kill put the Dread Company in brackets, Dreadwing, Death Company, Loll, Raven Company in brackets, Ravenwing. 858 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 That's one point. 859 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Iron Company in brackets, Ironwing. 860 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Fire Company in brackets, Firewing. 861 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000 Storm Company in brackets, Stormwing. 862 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Angel Company, Dark Company, First Company, the Sodomites. 863 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000 So I can only give you two points for the Dreadwing and the Ravenwing. 864 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000 So that's two points to major kill. 865 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000 I like that fucking hell. 866 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,000 Colin just put first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, the Dreadwing. 867 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 So he gets one point. 868 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000 I can't believe I didn't put Dreadwing. 869 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Well, Eli, you put First Company. 870 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,000 But the thing is the Dreadwing doesn't exist in the 41st millennium. 871 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000 Can I put one more answer on my thing, even if it's a joke answer? 872 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Because I got something in cooking. 873 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000 He can't stop you from DMing him. 874 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Yeah, I can't. 875 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 I can't technically stop you. 876 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:52,000 You could walk in quickly. 877 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,000 I'm going to drag a name out from the ether. 878 00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000 This will bring up some memories. 879 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 I'll read out the rest. 880 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 So Eli put First Company, Deathwing, Ravenwing. 881 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000 That's two points. 882 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Ode Company, Tactical Company, Devastated Company, Scout Company, Librarious, Fire Company, Armor Company, Detachment. 883 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Lion is literally me. 884 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000 He's just like Ryan Gosling from Drive, who is just like me. 885 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Lion has a hard time talking to people just like when I see Stacey in the grocery store and Chad picks her up in his car and I have to walk the other way. 886 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 He is literally me, bro. 887 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000 So what? No. 888 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000 So yeah, Eli gets two points. 889 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 The trip up point there. 890 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000 I spoke to you soon. 891 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Magical, you put Dreadwing, but it's Deathwing. 892 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 So you only get one point, actually. 893 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000 Sorry. 894 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 895 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000 Yeah, Dreadwing, Deathwing, very similar. 896 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 But the Dreadwing is only in the 31st millennium, I'm afraid. 897 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:56,000 I wrote Death Company, but I didn't put it in brackets because I just laughed. 898 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 That's the Blood Angels Company. 899 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000 Oh my God. 900 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000 That lol cost me. 901 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000 Victory cost them all. 902 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:16,000 And how put Ravenwing, Deathwing, Dreadwing, Harry Potter, Erebusy, Weezing Bag of Dictips, and Italian Spartacus. 903 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000 There we go. 904 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Italian Spartacus. 905 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,000 I haven't heard that name in a while, have I? 906 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 I thought he was a call out. 907 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000 That's how you know I've been watching for a while. 908 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Oh dear. 909 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 So how gets two points? 910 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,000 Would we like to hear the results of the Dark Angels pub quiz? 911 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Not particularly. 912 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Not really, to be honest. 913 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Okay, well in joint third place, we have at five and a half points Hal and Colin. 914 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Perfect. Appreciate it. 915 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000 No. 916 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Yes, go. 917 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 No losers, only losers. 918 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:58,000 In second place, with seven and a half points, our special guest, Major Kill. 919 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Well done. 920 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000 Second isn't first. 921 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,000 And in first place, with ten and a half points, Eli. 922 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 You gotta win. 923 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000 The taste of victory. 924 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,000 Literally only because Belial and Asriel were my last two Dark Angel videos. 925 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000 So what if Science and Story of Secrets never would have came out without that? 926 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000 If I got Belial, I could have at least beaten out Hal. 927 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Not just the dude from Deathwing. 928 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Feels good, man. 929 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Could have been. 930 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Oh my god. 931 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Did we all have fun? 932 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 I feel like I'm the victim. 933 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Kind of sad I didn't win. 934 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Oh, that's okay, man. 935 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,000 You'll have to come back and beat us at another topic. 936 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Or torture us with your own quiz. 937 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,000 Eldar, if we do Eldar, that will surely be like a... 938 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Oh no, Colin's... 939 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,000 Oh, I wonder if Colin's knowledge matches. 940 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,000 I reckon I'd win the Eldar. 941 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 I'm a slut for the Eldar. 942 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000 Maybe we could have like... 943 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Grudge match. 944 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Me, Colin, and me, Eli, and Hal. 945 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:02,000 We could maybe make a quiz and then pit you two against each other and see who wins. 946 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Who knows? 947 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000 And then have to fight in real life at the end. 948 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Exactly. 949 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000 Can I bring my bow? 950 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,000 Because otherwise I know how that fight's gonna end. 951 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000 Over the head with your... 952 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000 What's your... 953 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 My insulin pump? 954 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Yeah, like stab him with your insulin needles or something. 955 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Dude, it's... 956 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 That makes me stronger. 957 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,000 I'm just giving you... that weakens me. 958 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000 He gets my insulin. 959 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000 What's the thing you put them in? 960 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Have you got like a machine... 961 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000 You could smack them over your machine over the head like bonk. 962 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,000 I saw a meme about insulin needles. 963 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000 That's not how insulin works, you idiot. 964 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,000 It's an 8 ounce piece of plastic. 965 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 I dunno, it might be heavy. 966 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,000 I can see on Reddit now, like, you know, quote, like, 967 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,000 news, major kill beats up diabetic. 968 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,000 And steals his insulin. 969 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Oh my god. 970 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Reddit's already unkind. 971 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Oh god. 972 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000 That was special. 973 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000 I do have one very important question for our guests 974 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:08,000 that I've asked you three on the podcast before. 975 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:13,000 If you don't mind me asking, major kill, if you have a moment still. 976 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 I have one moment. 977 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Is it perfect? 978 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Just one. 979 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Alright, so would you rather... 980 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000 No! 981 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Oh god. 982 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000 You got $50 in 1850s money. 983 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,000 And you gotta buy supplies and then live as a pioneer for a month. 984 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000 And each month, or each week the season changes. 985 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,000 And for the second half of that week, it's the worst of that season. 986 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000 So you know, winter is blizzard. 987 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000 The second half, summer, horrible drought. 988 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000 That's how it is. 989 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000 That's part one of the scenario. 990 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 Alright, how often do the seasons change? 991 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Once a week. 992 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 You're there for a month and they change once a week. 993 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 Just fucking magic. 994 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Okay. 995 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000 And the second half of the would you rather is 996 01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:02,000 your other option for a year straight, your asshole is moderately itchy. 997 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 Oh my god. 998 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 I can't even alter that. 999 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 It doesn't go away. 1000 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 He just woke it up. 1001 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 This is the questions. 1002 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 I would have to say the... 1003 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000 I would have to take the apocalyptic season changing for a month. 1004 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:22,000 Because if someone has experienced an itchy asshole in the past, I couldn't. 1005 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000 See, that's the line of reasoning I want to see. 1006 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Everyone says pioneer. 1007 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,000 I've only had one person go for the itchy asshole. 1008 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000 It was me. 1009 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,000 There's nothing not quite right about that. 1010 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 I do have one if I want to finish on it. 1011 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 You know where I'm going with this. 1012 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,000 You have the ability to double jump. 1013 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Every time you double jump, you shit yourself. 1014 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Would you take it? 1015 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 How often do you need to double jump? 1016 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 You don't. 1017 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000 It must be a life-saving scenario. 1018 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 Go for it. 1019 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000 You definitely have to say yes. 1020 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Because you don't have to double jump everywhere. 1021 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000 There's literally no downside to taking it, right? 1022 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000 Yeah. 1023 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:08,000 And any time you go to the doctor's for an inspection when you get older, it makes it easier. 1024 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Oh. 1025 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:17,000 If you're feeling constipated, you can just double jump on the toilet. 1026 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000 This is an absolute win. 1027 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000 The proctologist would be like, alright. 1028 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 If you have funny party tricks. 1029 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:27,000 You can jump off a boat or something. 1030 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Take this medicine. 1031 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000 That would make a viral video. 1032 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Take this medicine and in 24 hours we'll see you for your appointment. 1033 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I'd be like, no, doc, I got this. Hang on a moment. 1034 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Can your knees absorb the impact of the double jump? 1035 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000 Because that's the thing people don't really consider. 1036 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 When you land. 1037 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:52,000 Probably the violent diarrhea probably comes up first, to be honest. 1038 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Even if you land, you sleep. 1039 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000 It's like a parachute. 1040 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Oh, dear. 1041 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,000 We're sorry to bring that up in the morning for you. 1042 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Is it the force of the diarrhea that gives you the double jump? 1043 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 It can do. 1044 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 You have a lot of diarrhea. 1045 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000 Do you have a really small titanium asshole? 1046 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,000 If you have a bigger meal, are you saying you can jump even higher? 1047 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 I'm really invested in this. 1048 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 How far can we take this? 1049 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:27,000 If we see this in your next video, are we going to understand that only people who know this reference. 1050 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000 If you make double jumping and then it's just like, oh yeah, diarrhea. 1051 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Exactly. And none of you are getting any royalties. 1052 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 That's fine. 1053 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000 This is all just enough. 1054 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 Oh, dear. Thanks guys for having me. 1055 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,000 I'm going to now make a fucking video and probably have another cup of coffee. 1056 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000 But it was a lot of fun. 1057 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000 And yeah, actually, I'd be down to it again sometime. 1058 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Thank you so much, Ben. 1059 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 Thanks so much for being on the show. 1060 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Catch you all next time. 1061 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 And thank you everyone for listening. 1062 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 And we'll catch you all next time. 1063 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 Peace. 1064 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Love you. 1065 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Love you. 1066 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Love you. 1067 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 See you. 1068 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000 Bye.