And how put Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Abe Lincoln. Very good.
I'm getting panicked.
Respect for Abe Lincoln.
He's definitely wielding him in battle.
I'm the only American here, I gotta take it when I can see it.
That's the thing, we're all over the place. We got a guy from America, Canada, Australia, Channel Islands and the UK, so we're all over the bloody place.
Colonies unite. I shouldn't say that.
Don't say that.
You're really columnist, buddy. You're gonna cut me to your ass.
For your tea in the sea.
Hello everyone and welcome to another Lorecrimes Pub Quiz. Today we got a very special guest, MajorKill.
If you haven't heard of him, I don't know how the fuck you ended up watching Warhammer YouTuber videos.
But he's decided, he couldn't get on adept, it's ridiculous, so he took the second place trophy, came for us.
I don't know if that's second place, but...
Good day guys and gals, thank you for introducing me. It's not really that great to be here because it's really early, but you know sometimes you've got a little bit of charity work for the less fortunate, so...
Yeah.
Come and donate some of my worthless time to these boys.
We appreciate it greatly because we are in fact worthless.
As all individuals.
No, no.
And together, you're still worthless.
Yes, perfect.
We are very much undervalued.
We're just gonna get into a little bit of quizzy quizzy quiz time. What am I doing boys? This is terrible.
I'm not convinced by the way.
No, you want to keep it under control.
Let me suffer.
We're gonna do some, a nice, well, on topics, something a bit more secretive. Andy, do you want to take it away and tell us what we're gonna be quizzing ourselves on?
Well, yes, thank you for that Hal. I'm Quizmaster today and I know watching some of MajorKill's content over the years that he has a particular soft spot for a specific chapter in Legion.
So today we are talking about the Dark Angels. Now, am I correct in thinking that this is actually your favorite Legion MajorKill or one of your top three or some such?
By far my favorite Legion. There's not even like a close second place.
So I'm hoping you'll put the other three to shame, but we'll have to wait and see.
How about we go through in name order. So Colin, how's your knowledge on the Dark Angels?
How do you think my knowledge is, Andy?
Probably not.
They're not Eldar.
I've got to be honest.
They're not Eldar.
Fucking slut.
All right.
And on that note, Eli, what's your knowledge on the Dark Angels? Are you a fan?
Yeah, I like them a lot. My knowledge is pretty mid, but they're the coolest aesthetic for classic Warhammer, in my opinion.
Coolest. Fair enough. And Hal, I know you're thinking about possibly doing a video on the Lion in the future. So you know a lot about the Dark Angels, I hope?
I have to agree with Eli. Knowledge is mid currently, but the Lion is probably, he's like the most competent Primark by far. So he's pretty up there for me.
So I'm hoping there's some, a few Lion lifelines on this one, because I do like him and he's obviously got the best hairline in the game. So yeah, I know. It's the same as mine. So, you know, whatever.
But yeah, he's just like me.
He's cool there. Dark Angels are cool.
Right. Well, with that said and done, I suppose we will have to start with the easy question. So if you guys don't get at least one of these correct or get a few points, I'll be very annoyed.
I believe counting the tally, there's a possibility with this quiz to get 23 points. So just putting that out there, there's plenty of chances to get some points. But let's start with question number one.
Let's go for the Dark Angels would be gifted a Gloriana class battleship to persecute the Great Crusade across the stars. What was the name of the flagship of Lion L Johnson?
This is the easy.
This isn't the easy part. This is like, it's simple knowledge. This is like law for people who build trains.
I've had major kills on. So that's all I'm saying.
I haven't read a horse hair.
I see you on the bike a week ago.
Oh, fuck. God damn it. It's fresh in your head.
Now I'm scared that I fucked it up.
I haven't read a horse hair. See book with the Dark Angels for a long freaking time.
You know, I'm in the car, right?
I haven't read a horse hair.
A warhammer youtuber who hasn't read a Horace heresy book.
The first like three years of my career I didn't but I have now.
You've been devouring them.
I've got another year to go.
I haven't been drawing them. I haven't been eating them like fucking ramen.
Do you go in order or do you do it like just when you're interested in something?
I've just been doing it in order. The only one I've done out of order was Master of Mankind because I had such a stiffy for custodians. I still do.
I do like that book even though it's controversial.
It's controversial but I loved it. I thought it was great.
You know the custodian charge, the bit where the emperor enters?
Oh, mate. I was gorgeous.
I had to absolutely ejaculate everywhere and then continue as fuck.
I love that part. I actually yelled I think out loud and then people were annoyed at me.
It was so good though.
What was the quote?
For the first time in a sunless realm the sun rose and the emperor just fucking Rohan charges and just lights like a million demons on fire.
And the custodians like literally yell and like fully emperor. They yell it as loud as they can and they charge. So good.
You just hear the riders of Rohan music in the background.
Oh, it's even better, yeah.
I get emotional already.
Oh, okay. That woke me up.
Nice. Perfect.
By the way, Eli, is that your actual answer?
Yeah, that's my answer.
Okay, cool. Right, so I've had everyone's answers to the first question already.
So I guess it's time to go on to question number two.
Let me just bring this up.
So the Dark Angel successor chapters are the most secretive. Sorry. The Dark Angel successors act more as a secretive legion than separative chapters.
What is the name given to the chapters sired from the first legion?
This is an easy peasy one. I've got two answers already. Brilliant. So that's one, two.
I'm somewhat confident on this one.
Brilliant.
Even though I'm not, this one's not that bad.
Yeah, this is like a lifeline, this one, because I'm not going to lie. Ships. If you ask me about ships, I don't know anything about ships.
You've read some of the Horace Heresy books. It's the most prominent one other than like Gillamans.
I'm a characters channel. Like, I don't focus on, if it's got wheels, I don't care about it.
It's not wheels, it's a ship. It's a spaceship.
I meant vehicles, boys. Vehicles. Leave me alone.
I'm guessing you're not very impressed with the caliber that we've been displaying so far as a guest of the channel.
I love the ships with the wheels on them.
That's pretty much what I expected, which is why I said yes.
Oh, thank you, man.
The Pityco Lab.
Honestly, I will take it to be honest.
Okay, no. You said you didn't like the first question. This one's actually a multiple.
You can get 3.5 potential points for this one because there are seven potential answers.
Now, the inner circle of the Dark Angels comprises of the grandmasters of the chapter who convene in matters of leadership.
Name each member of the inner circle. There are seven possible answers.
Of the 40k one?
40k in a circle of the Dark Angels.
Oh, damn.
I wish I'd read the more modern stuff here.
You can get a good proportion of them if you just think, oh, that's a character from the Dark Angels.
I would assume you get at least half of them.
My spelling will be atrocious. Is that okay?
It's fine. I won't have a go if it's mangled.
The Dark Angels are my favourite legion, but they're not my favourite chapter, so this does get me a little bit.
What's your favourite chapter out of Curiosity?
I've really been liking the Blood Angels lately.
I really want the new Dante model because I just spent like two hours doing a private painting lesson with some guy to learn how to paint gold really, really well.
So I really want to apply that to Dante.
You got that non-metallic gold lesson, did you?
I got the true metallic gold lesson.
Oh, God, this is a master.
Yeah, it takes fucking ages.
It might not be worth it, to be honest, because you put it next to like a gold that takes five times shorter and they look pretty similar.
But fuck it.
I'm going to have to make up some answers here, by the way, because I'm running low.
I was just saying, I don't have the capability currently to paint models because I live in a lunchbox in London, but I would have thought with Dante, you could just get a pot of gold and just like dunk him in, let it dry and then just add a bit of red here and there, surely.
He's a shiny boy.
You could do that, but that would look like complete dogshit.
Probably, but at least it's not in the pile of shame.
Yeah, exactly. I'd rather have shit than shame.
Oh, God.
Shame you came on this podcast.
I like that as like the motif of this episode, like the inspirational quote from MajorKill2023, it's like, I'd rather have shit than shame.
Just put it on a little poster on the wall.
I had to do that for one of my first minis ever.
I had been sitting on my counter for a month and every time I went to paint, I just looked at it and stopped wanting to paint.
So I just said, fuck it, started painting, covered the whole thing in wash and gave him a gold backpack and just got it out of my goddamn sight.
As a true law crime and an actual crime.
I mean, I didn't know wash paint was different than, what is it called?
Base paint.
No, not base paint.
Yeah, whatever Nuln Oil is, I forgot the kind of paint it is.
Contrast?
Contrast, yeah, I didn't know wash was different from contrast.
So I was...
Well, they're not bad, they're pretty similar.
They're similar enough, but I guess Blood Angels Red is super strong, it covers whatever you put it on top of.
So that guy, he's just purely blood red.
To be fair, I did buy the Mephistan model to then convert into Azig Ariman because he's just chunk on that disc.
With the Mephistan body, he's so chunky on that disc of zinch.
I had to pin him in because otherwise he'd just start to topple over, but it did look good because the Ariman normal model is pretty...
I don't know, he looks like...
You call him like a short king, if you know what I mean.
He just looks a bit... a little bit off.
A little bit squashed.
The Ariman model is so sick.
It is good though, yeah.
I'm looking at it now. I guess he is a bit hunchback of Notre Dame, isn't he?
A little bit, yeah.
That fits him though. That fits him.
He's posing like he leans into a window and he's just being creepy or something.
That all makes sense now though, because his eagerness to prove himself is derived from the fact that he's a short king.
Pretty much, yeah.
The Rubik of Ariman wouldn't have happened if he was over 6 feet.
5'11 energy versus 6'4 energy Magnus.
He's just trying to pull Magnus in to do much better.
He's not just a case of he's like 10,000 years old, he's got a bit of a bad back so he just kind of hunches over very slowly.
He's carrying a lot of guilt.
Now I want a thousand suns army. Fuck.
I've got one now. They're good.
On that note, I've had everyone's results in for the first round. Do we want to hear some answers?
Go for it.
Okay, so we'll start off with our guest.
The first question, Major Kilput, the invincible reason is the flagship of the Dark Angels.
Sounds familiar.
Well, that's the thing.
Is that someone else's shit?
Am I retarded?
The invincible reason is the correct answer, but you're the only one who got it.
Oh, wow.
My name is recognizable.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, God.
I mean, I recognize that after he said it.
Yeah.
After you told me, I know.
Well, to give you an idea of the other answers we had, Colin put the lion's fat fucking cock.
I don't think that's the name of his flagship.
That's his pleasure craft.
Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
You don't want to be on his sister ship, the lion's pussy. Anyway.
I've got to start with the level of knowledge I have, which is minimal.
Well, speaking of minimal knowledge, Eli just put first question and it's so over.
Just defeat. Defeat in a sentence.
And Hal put Seshuan's source.
I blanked.
I thought the video was the guy jumping on the counter.
Are we trying to win or...?
I tried the next couple answers.
The second answer.
If we don't know, we just put a joke answer.
I just thought of the video of the guy who jumps on the counter and just screams, I want my Seshuan source, because that's how I was feeling when that question happened.
Well, to put a bomb on that broken pride, I can say that all of you were correct with the second answer for The Unforgiven is the name of the successors to the Dark Angels and all their chapters.
So you all get a point for that, which is nice.
And the third question was a bit of a tricky one.
Let's start with MajorKill's answers.
MajorKill put Azrael, Azmodile, Azmodai, Lyle, Gabriel, Raphael, I don't know who fucking Jesus.
Gabriel.
Lyle. Goddamnit.
Right, so I'll tally the points after I've read them all out.
So going on to Colin, Colin put Azrael, Azmodai, the guy from Space Hulk Deathwing, Son Goku, Oku Black, Snorri NoSpider, Elpharian the Grim, Felix Jager and Reich's Marsal Kurt Helborg.
I hate the cat.
That's a good answer though.
Just flexing his fantasy knowledge.
Terrible answers.
They're pretty off though, they're pretty off-kilter.
If anyone else would ever run a fantasy quiz, I'd fucking sweep it.
But I don't think it's only me.
It's a good thing no one gives a fuck about fantasy.
Yeah dude, it hurts.
The end crimes.
Come on, Hel.
I know, sorry.
So looking at Eli, Eli put again, Azmodai, Azrael, Samuel, I think that's Samael, Ezekiel, Belial, Raphael, the dude from Purging of Caddillus and the lion I guess technically.
I'm not going to count that, it's too soon to tell.
And Hal put Azrael, Samil, I guess that's Samael, Azmodai, Rotisserie Bitch, Margaret Thatcher, Erebus and Shaq.
Margaret Thatcher was there though, like 100%.
The major killer in the video ending thing is the fucking tube kings.
Look, I like fantasy.
He just knows it's dead.
Yeah, fair enough.
I'm a realist, okay.
You gotta jump shit before that sinks.
And it's definitely sunk.
Guys, the old world's coming back bro, I swear it's coming back bro, what are you doing now?
That's not.
That's just a teaser, it's never gonna happen.
I'm gonna cope as hard as I need to until it does, god damn it.
Me too, me too.
And it's been a lot of coping.
They're just edging us, it's never gonna release, that's the problem.
Actually, just quickly, massive credit to you though, Pancreas, you're like the only one who can make fantasy content that gets like any traction these days.
Thank you man, I appreciate that.
That is actually impressive.
The first of the classic Warhammer wiki dives where you read the wiki and don't know what the fuck anyone's talking about, was actually about the end times for me.
So it sounded really cool until I learned about it.
Yeah, that would have been a tough entry.
I will say though, all of you put Asmodai, he's not part of the inner circle I'm afraid, because he's not actually the one in charge of the chaplains, he's just a chaplain in the Dark Angels.
What the heck?
Yeah, the guy who's in charge of them is called Saffon, and he's the high interrogator.
I've never heard that name in my entire life.
I know he's shit at his job, I just thought they let him in the inner circle because they just gave up because he just kept killing Fallen.
He's one of the characters in the codex, so I just assumed.
He has a stat line.
I just know it's for TTS.
I'll read TTS.
Azrael, Samayel, and Pekka.
I just realised this is a very annoying one to try and spell out.
It's okay.
We'll just mourn TTS over in our corner here.
Actually, I managed to get my friend into Warhammer by showing him TTS and your videos, MajorKill, because it's a really good way to bring...
Warhammer is super hard to get someone into in just a single conversation, so I just sent them your way and now have people to talk with Warhammer about.
Thank you very much, dude.
I'll be obliged.
I've been trying to get my girlfriend into it, but she doesn't watch my videos, so it's tough.
Have you ever had that pain of someone gets your video and they play it out loud while you're in the room with them?
It hurts. Adrian does that all the time.
I think it used to hurt, but then you kind of get used to it and you're like, you know what?
Fuck yeah. Give me that 0.01 cent from you.
Makes me happy.
I appreciate the supportive lady. I can say that at least.
So I can confirm that the answers for that third question were there's Asrael, Belial, Ezekiel, Samayel, Saffon, Roseik and Nephalor. So those are the seven.
Oh, yeah, those are the kidneys, bro.
Yeah, three of them are like, who are these people?
I think like I always find it funny that like the master of the rock, like the chief tech Marine isn't allowed to be involved because he's too much like, oh, he's part of the adapts of Mars.
We can't trust him. Like, oh, poor guy. So he's not in the inner circle.
I find them like the tablet. They're so stupid.
So yeah, at the end of the first section, we have in first place currently, Major Kill with three points.
Second place with 2.5 points is Eli.
That's right, baby.
Third place is Hal with two points and Colin has one and a half. So it's pretty close to be fair.
How am I not lost?
I don't get a quarter point for that one guy from Deathwing. I meant Belial.
I know you meant, but I'm afraid I think you only got Azrael to be honest in your answers.
But with that said, I ran off. Am I winning?
You're winning. You're the leading.
Thank fuck. All right, let's keep going.
Three points. So you're only half a point ahead of Eli. So there's still everything to play for.
But now we're moving on to the intermediate section. So here's a simple one point question.
Lionel Johnson was known for wielding the lion sword into battle.
It would also fight with a black chainsword found upon Caliban prior to the Emperor's reunion.
What was the name of the sword?
Oh, damn.
I'm just about to read these books too. No.
Is it a hint?
If you knew the name of this weapon, you would think it wouldn't be this chapter's weapon. It's very misleading.
So it's not like another chapter's?
Yeah, strongly is the best way I can put it. Like you think, no, this isn't a Dark Angel's weapon. It's like, mm hmm. It is weirdly.
I'm stuck between doing like a meme answer or giving it like an actual crack.
Meme. You're in the lead. You have to do it.
You have to be the most comfortable of us.
If you put the correct answer and then have a meme as like a side note on the side, I won't have a go.
OK, if the correct answer I genuinely go for is incorrect, don't read it out and just read the meme answer.
I mean, if you get it wrong, I'll just read out both anyway to say you were wrong. But here's your meme answer anyway.
Do we get negative points if we also put a meme answer next to our serious answer?
Yes.
Damn.
Minus ten.
Only a guess privilege.
Only guess gets that privilege.
That's unfair. Colin, please tell me you're struggling because.
What do you think?
Should I ask you about your beloved Eldar? Colin's a huge fan of Eldar.
God damn.
They're not elves and they're not from the sinking ship.
So my knowledge is limited.
Do you actually call them Eldari or do you still say Eldar?
I call them Eldar.
As you should.
Eldari is a really weeby way to talk about it.
I'm not I'm not letting GW get away with copywriting their way to victory.
You tell me ALS doesn't get you going.
I'm seeing ALS and Dwarden makes me fucking angry.
Recently so.
What were they? Did they try and copyright Warhammer?
Oh go ahead.
Wild for a while.
They tried to copyright Space Marine, Warhammer, elves, dwarves, everything.
Christ. Well, it didn't work.
They were clapped in court and it was embarrassing for them.
God damn.
They're suing the whole country of like all of the Norse countries if they tried to if they got that copyrighted.
Your mythology is all ours. Fuck off.
All right. I've had everyone's answers in.
I think it's time for the next question.
So we're going to do something a little bit different with this one.
It's a multiple choice sort of deal.
So there's three points up for grabs.
The librarians of the Dark Angels employ unique psychic powers to aid their battle brothers in battle.
I will read out six abilities.
Only three are real.
Identify which abilities are the true powers and which are fake.
I'm going to read them out.
So we've got Hell Flame, Weakened Resolve, Mind Worm, Veil of Shadows, Ors Aurora and True Strike.
I'll put them in the general chat just so you can reference them if you if you forget them.
Awesome.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm stuck on this one.
I know one of those for sure.
I think I should be more like Eli, you're more at tabletop focus.
You know more on tabletop.
So this is more.
I'm not striking angels forever.
But yeah, somebody's way back in the memory vaults.
So three are correct and we're trying to find the three that are correct.
Yeah, three are correct. Three of them are fake.
Can we message you the correct ones and therefore.
You can message me the correct ones is probably the easiest way to do it.
Perfect.
Oh, please tell me Colin you're struggling because I just I don't want to come blast on this.
It's not going to lie.
How do you do you know this guy?
I haven't done the Space Marine table.
He's not wrong.
I haven't done the Space Marine tabletop video yet.
So it's a little rough here.
But I'm not struggling because I just picked three at random.
So struggling like you know, I'm going through like I think it's this.
This isn't a struggle.
This is just send it fire and forget you'll like sit back and let the world burn kind of thing.
Indeed.
All right, I committed.
I don't think any of them are right to be honest though.
These are between three answers.
It'd be pretty impressive for you to get all of them wrong.
True. That is one of my special abilities as a human being.
Oh, dear.
I remember when we did the we did a similar one with when Dreadanon was on and he did a match the traits with the Space Marines and I botched it and I got like only one out four correct because I copy pasted wrong.
It's like oh, fuck.
Then I won the quiz anyways.
Yeah.
How you suffered.
Well, you're the one who's won the most quizzes and you're like, oh, I hope I don't.
Shut up.
You've got to be.
Neither of you get any pity for me.
I've got one star in my podium.
Same or two.
I don't remember.
I'm so specialized though.
Like in my knowledge is I only know stuff about characters.
If you ask me about Mephisto and his entire life, I know it.
If you ask me like what's like, you know, the chapters organization, I'm like, I just air conditioner.
Does he use you know the answer because you're worth it.
It's L'Oreal.
I shouldn't say brands.
Should I?
He's a nice sponsor.
It's one day like, hey, Warhammer fans, you know, L'Oreal, they might work with us.
What the fuck?
We're desperate.
We want to attack the Warhammer fan market of the well groomed Warhammer fans.
Listen, I'm under conventions and I'm sure once we go to the Warhammer one, some people need to take whatever shampoo they could get.
As someone that went to a Warhammer event recently.
Yeah, I definitely concur.
Is that what you meant?
Right.
That one.
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't actually as bad as I thought, but as it kind of got throughout the day and it got a bit hotter, it did get a bit.
Okay.
And you live like five miles from the sun.
So I could imagine.
I was here.
It's me and Colin are going to be meeting up at Warhammer Fest in the weekend and it's probably going to be pissing it with rain.
So it's a different experience.
As long as it's not hot, you should be fine from the.
It won't be the smell of like sweat or be this like wet dog smell.
Yeah, wet dog.
Which is better, you know.
Who the hell did wet gamer smell that?
My local store had to put up like right on their thing that you have to wear deodorant or you're not allowed to play.
It got that bad.
The guy did something similar. He's told me he's had to kick people out because their BO was so bad.
It was driving away.
But then when the UGO tournaments roll around, that's when you really got to bring the best possible.
Oh, my God.
Well, Major Kills out here like looking all handsome and we're just over here being like, dude, lower it down for us, please.
We're struggling. You guys are handsome on the inside.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Right.
So shall we move on with the last question of the intermediate section?
Hit us.
So this one is only for one point, and I think it's easier than the other two, to be honest, but we'll see.
Prior to their ascension as the Dark Angels, the Order of Knights of Caliban would purge their homeworld of beasts and destroy their most powerful rival band of knights.
What was the name of their rival knight?
We just talked about this. We just talked about this.
Oh, son of a bitch.
And I don't remember.
I've literally read this book. I'm listening to this book.
The first Dark Angels book.
Yeah.
God damn it. I don't know if I'm picking the right order.
Hint, hint.
Think bunny rabbits.
That's throwing me off.
That makes it worse.
Um.
Fuck.
Think bunny rabbits, bro.
I don't know what you meant by that.
That's like, like, where's something?
No, that's wrong.
No more. No more hints.
We can.
We got this.
I mean, they're going to fuck this up or I'm going to get it right, which I guess is the only real two options.
I've had an answer from Colin and Eli.
It's just like they say with the lottery. You get a 50-50 shot of winning. You either do or you don't.
Eli, have you just sent me a GIF as a response?
Yeah.
I don't know if I can give you a point for that.
You have to yell my answer, by the way.
Oh, no.
Make the sound that you think that guy's making.
I can do my best.
Make the sound you think that guy's making. Oh, lord.
Is this a video on the Internet? We can play the sound clip when whoever's editing it.
Yeah, I can edit it in the edit.
I still want to hear Andy try to do it.
I saw a video with the aforementioned fellow in the GIF.
I saw a video recently of him putting the New Vegas gameplay and stuff with a strength build. It's quite good.
All right. That's an answer from everyone. So I think it's time.
Let's see. Let me just scribble that down.
So it's time for the results of the intermediate section.
So starting off with the fourth question, which was for one point, I believe.
And it was what was the weapon that Lionel Johnson used primarily in the Ruinstorm books, which was a chainsword.
MajorKill put the blood drinker or meme answer, Swordy McChainface.
Classic.
Incorrect. Let's see. Colin put the invincible reason.
Very, very clever.
Maybe they were double-diving.
I'm going to skip Eli.
Please.
Just to build some tension. How put the blood oath, which is, you know, fairly good guesses.
I was thinking the same as MajorKill. It's something like Blood Angel Lee.
Yeah, like something a bit more different.
I'm not going to give Eli a point, but I'm going to give him a half point because he was close.
He put space wolf in brackets. It sounds like it belongs to a different legion because the weapon found on Caliban is called the wolf blade.
Oh, too easy.
Easy, bro.
Literally too easy.
You have a fucking half point if you just said, oh, I think it's from the space wolves.
Yeah, that's what you did basically.
We're not going to win anyway, so just give us anything, please.
I'll give him a half point. Yeah.
I mean, it helps out.
So with the next one, I was a bit sneaky with the next one about the librarians because what I did is I took all six of the abilities and I slightly changed the wording of three of them.
So all of them are close, but only three of them are correct.
Yeah, I'm a sneaky fucker.
So the ones which were incorrect were Hellflame, Veil of Shadows, and Force Aura.
The correct ones were Recon Resolve, Mind Worm, and True Strike.
I knew it.
I misheard you. I thought the ones were correct.
I think they did do okay.
Yeah, but they are literally like Hellflame. It's very close to... it's Hell something else, like Hellfire. It's like that sneaky.
I was really debating between True Strike and Veil of Shadows, and I chose wrong.
And for the final question, Magic Hill put the Knights of Santalis.
Ooh.
Paulin put Bugs Bunny's Gank Squad. Okay.
Goes around Dark Souls 3 lobbies and beats the shit out of new players.
Eli put the big body, the bald bodybuilding chap who screams and it's almost one in the mornings.
I have to do it fairly quietly, but the way he goes like...
And he lifts weights. He's that guy. Fun answer.
And Hal put, damn boy, he thick boy. That's a thick ass boy. Damn.
No? No pity point?
No, it was the Knights of Lupus.
And Lepus is another word for rabbits.
Lupus is like...
Grandma has lupus.
Oh man. Tough.
There is a...
The Knights of Santalis.
Knights of Santalis? That does sound familiar. Is that a Knight in the Order? Was that one of them?
Was the second question only worth a point if you got all three right?
They were half a point each.
Ah, damn.
There's Knights of Cenobium, who's veteran Dark Angels.
I thought we had a name that came with S as well. I thought it was like San Joaquin or something.
Santalis is one of the secret orders within the Dark Angels. They were never one of the orders on Caliban.
This was the band of guys who were like, we'll capture the beasts so we can like...
Why kill the beasts on Caliban when we can tame them?
And then the Lyod and Luthor were like, nah mate, I'm going to kill you.
Get off it.
It was an obscure one with lupus, lepus, bunny rabbits. Another word for bunnies, lepus.
There's a weird film with... it's like a horror film where they film bunny rabbits and they made them really big with tiny sets so it looks scary and it doesn't work.
Is that a wet name for them then?
Yeah, it's like a constellation as well I think. So the film's called Knight of the Lepus.
I think it's Monty Python, the bunny rabbit, the holy hand grenade.
Yeah. Alright, so we're coming up to the difficult section.
And let's start with question number seven.
So the Dark Angels shout one of three war cries when they engage in battle.
Name me all three. They are worth a full point each. So there's three battle cries.
And I want all three.
And two of them are pretty easy out of three, I would say.
I've got a feeling one of these is a trick answer.
Like it's...
Did anyone get all three of the powers question right, Andy?
No, it was... I think the Veil of Shadows tripped a lot of you up because it sounds like something that the librarians of the Dark Angels would do.
They'd be like, oh, Veil, Shadows, Secrets. Yeah, makes sense.
Looking at it...
Yeah, there wasn't...
I think Eli, you got two points, so you missed one. I think you did the best in that round.
Oh no, you and MajorKill both got two points in that round, so you only had one incorrect answer for that one.
I didn't even play the tabletop.
What do you think about trying it though? If I could put that in the general chat.
Fuck!
Well, I've received the other answers from the other three anyway, so it's too late to change them.
I'll tell you off later.
Yeah, give him a smack after the game.
If I see you at Warhammer Fest, I'll just be there like a baseball bat like, Colin!
So you've sent one, you got a second one.
You've got answers from MajorKill, Hal, and Eli.
How about playing the tabletop, MajorKill?
I'm currently finishing off my armies and then yes, I will start playing the tabletop.
And I think I'll just wait for 10th edition because I heard 9th was really AIDS.
It's AIDS to learn, that's for sure.
It took me like two months to teach my soon-to-be brother-in-law, it's freaking awful to teach people right now.
It was a pain in the ass.
I've made the mistake of...
Yeah, I'm just gonna wait for 10th and I should get in the biddies.
I made the mistake of choosing my first army as Thousand Sons.
In a card game at that point?
Yeah, and psychic powers and learning all that stuff made me want to smash my head against a wall.
The first time I had to use the psychic phase with the Elder, I was like, what does any of this mean?
Guide doom, guide doom, guide doom!
You know what, that's fair.
I've had all of your answers, should we move on to the second question of the Expert Area?
Let's do it.
Now this one, if you haven't read The Horus Heresy, is probably gonna be a pain in the ass.
A hexagrammaton comprised of six protocols of unique, quote, wings, enact special stratagems in war.
Name me all six of the wings.
Oh!
And bear in mind, only a couple of them survived into the Dark Angels chapter, so four of them aren't really around anymore.
There's three points up for grabs.
Oh.
Colin just rattling them off.
I only think I know the modern ones, maybe.
Oh man.
This is what you get, because Andy's read the entire Horus Heresy.
It's just unreasonable.
Or listened to the whole series.
I've read War Without End, I think, and the other ones I got on audio portable.
Yeah.
Which are the ones...
Oh, it does.
Saves like a bunch of time as well.
I don't know why, but I don't want to read the Salamanders books.
I'm still gonna rant about it.
I'm sorry if GW listened to this and they're like, the author...
Is it Nick Kym? I'm so sorry, Nick.
But the Salamander books make me feel tired.
I don't know how to say it.
I feel bad, though.
It's a habit of theirs.
The thing is, it's basically tax season now in the UK, and I had to do expenses for the channel.
Does anyone want to guess how much money I spent on Warhammer audiobooks this last year?
Like, 300 bucks?
Bear in mind, I took full advantage of the 2-for-1 deals and the £3 a book deals.
I'm gonna guess 500.
Why couldn't this be part of the quiz you told me?
How much money did I spend on audiobooks?
How was correct? 500.
Yeesh.
So yeah, I got a shit-ton.
Just so I can make sure I'm up to date on everything.
So I've got MajorKill's answers, I've got Eli's, I've got Colin's, and just waiting for Hal.
Oh, there we go.
No rush, it's okay. You can take your time.
I'm not gonna win, so it's fine.
You've just given up.
I have.
Okay, well, fast question of the expert section, and I might have a cheeky bonus one after this,
but each member of the inner circle of the Dark Angels
wields one of the legendary Heavenfall Blades, crafted from a meteor of obsidian.
Name me all five of the swords.
Oh, this is... okay, I see how it is.
This is a revenge from the previous quiz.
Your first quiz with the Alpha Legion, this is my revenge. It will never stop being my revenge for that quiz.
That had to be hard, because it was Alpha Legion.
So I'm suffering from your foolishness.
Well, you chose to be me, so it's your fault.
Yeah, I got you there.
There's five potential answers.
Yeah, cool.
Worth half a point.
I do love being Quizmaster, it's quite fun to just, you know, see what questions you can come up with.
Or to watch us suffer.
Well, no, I wanted to do a nice variety of stuff with Dark Angels, rather than just being like too lion-centric or, you know, one specific character.
So for all we do, do a little bit of like command structure, weapons, history...
Ooh, hello.
That's my answer, by the way.
Oh no, okay.
Fair enough.
I can't really complain in that regard.
As long as it's not like, ultimate levels of rude, we'll probably be okay with it.
If it is.
It's a threat.
Oh, oh, that's different.
Okay, so I've got my answers, I've got major kills.
Just need howls.
I'll just go for it, I've committed.
Okay, so it's time to read out the answers of the third section.
Don't be disappointed yet.
I wasn't disappointed, that was just me exhaling breath, as I always do.
You should have been disappointed better.
So let's start with the first question, which was what are the battle cries that the Dark Angels say?
Major kill, you put For the Lion, Loyalty and Honor, and For Caliban.
And you got one of those correct.
So let's go on to Colin.
Colin, you put... where are we?
Repent for Tomorrow You Die, For the Lion, and Dad finally got his milk and cigarettes.
You got two correct.
Let's just add those up.
So, do you like?
That was good.
Elo put Repent for Tomorrow You Die, For the Emperor, and For the Lion, so you got two correct.
Again, the one you've missed is really sneaky.
And Hal put For the Emperor, the Lion, and... so you got one correct.
So the one you didn't get was A Moment of Laxity Spawns a Lifetime of Heresy.
That's a battle cry?
Which is a weird one.
That's like a Don of War main menu screen quote.
That's like something written in a bathroom stall, just randomly.
Oh dear.
Do you mind if I just quickly tally up the points while I can?
Go for it, while we suffer.
How are you enjoying the quiz so far, Major Kill?
Good, except this part sucks.
It's like when people ask us about questions in comment sections about Warhammer stuff,
and you have to realise that even no matter who you are, you just don't know everything.
Or you kind of forget... like even... you've done videos for quite a while.
Not saying you're old, but you've done videos for a while, and you've done pretty much loads of different subjects.
But I reckon you've probably forgotten quite a lot of the things you've probably already covered as well.
Yeah, that's the thing. Just because you learn something doesn't mean it's forever implanted in your brain.
Which is the most...
Quotes are shit. Suck my balls, though. Like, fuck that.
Do you have any videos you did where you're like, I'm so glad I got that one done, because this doesn't interest me at all?
Ooh.
Yeah, it's a deep one, isn't it?
There'll be a couple. I don't know. Maybe it's a bit controversial. I'll have a think and get back to you.
I think Colin's one was definitely space wars, because Colin despised...
That was nice and vitriolic, so if I don't have passion, anger is a pretty good substitute for it, I've found.
Respectable.
Eli, you don't really hate anyone, do you?
I hate anyone, sorry, I don't hate anyone.
I don't even agree.
Eli, who'd you want to, like, merc tomorrow?
I like all the factions, basically. I mean, there's a lot, a few of them I barely know anything about, so I guess you could say that's a dislike, but I don't have a hate for any of the factions, I don't think.
Fair enough.
That's a nice attitude to have.
Eli's the nicest out of all of us, by far.
I'm getting a bad vibe.
I saw the fucking memes he sent to me about the elves.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Eli sent... was it slaughter the elves, burn the elves, or something like that?
The elves maybe stick them in the space, put them in blenders, it was great.
Put the baby elves in the propaganda.
Genocide propaganda.
Oh, his memes are just cursed. Especially, they're all about elves, dwarves just murking elves, essentially.
Only when Colin hosts though, only Colin gets the true meme experience.
It brings joy to my heart, I gotta say. I know that if nothing else, I'm having a laugh today.
I did like the one where you had the guy with the helicopter backpack with the rotor blades coming off the elder for being tall with his big beard, smiling.
It's a rare pet before you, I guess.
Right, so I've tallied the points, I'll read out the answers for the next question.
Yeah, this one was a bit tricky. The hexagramaton, what are the wings for the hexagramaton?
So we'll start with MajorKill. MajorKill put dreadwing, deathwing, ravenwing, somethingwing, somethingsomethingwing, somethingsomethingsomethingwing.
You got three of them correct, so fair enough.
The bottom three.
I probably missed one as well, that's... Christ. I missed dreadwing. No, the other one.
Well yeah, the dreadwing is the one that's no longer around.
Colin just put deathwing six times, so...
Eli put firewing, ravenwing, deathwing, ironwing, somethingtallon, and how to talk to girls division in brackets it doesn't work.
That's four correct answers.
I have these names sound like they're from other chapters. Like the ravenwing is no right being here.
The only ones you missed there were Eli with the stormwing and the dreadwing, so you did pretty well.
How put ravenwing, deathwing, socially distanced eyebrows, and Timmy? Timmy needs an appearance at least. Rest in peace, Timmy.
And well, the last, the trickiest question I think, what would the five heaven four blades...
I particularly liked this response from MajorKill, he just said, duty, honor, revenge, protector, and fuck you and fuck this question, the fifth sword.
He might actually fight you if he sees you in real life after the quiz.
Oh, we both do jiu jitsu, so we could do like a jiu jitsu off of him.
But I'm not probably as good, because I think you're a blue belt, aren't you? Are you a purple belt? Blue belt?
Blue belt.
You've played one of the tournaments and stuff, haven't you? Is that old MajorKill?
Yeah, I've never lost a tournament fight, ever.
I've not done a tournament, so I'll get wrecked.
Anyway, so I'm afraid no correct answers, but protector is the armor Azrael wears, so that's a fun bonus, but no points.
Colin put, I'm going to start naming VTubers in front of the guests if you keep pulling this shit.
Oh please!
Okay, moving swiftly on.
He's going to do it.
I'll sink this fucking ship, god damn it.
Eli, I'm impressed with you. You got two.
It's not because I covered Azrael and Belial in the last week.
Well, you got Sword of Silence and Sword of Secrets, and you put the Lion Sword, I don't know, which you don't get a point for.
But you get one point for those two, because it's half a point each.
And how about Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La La, Abe Lincoln? Very good.
Respect for Abe Lincoln.
He's wielding him in battle.
I'm the only American here, I gotta take it when I can see it.
We're all over, we got a guy from America, Canada, Australia, Channel Islands, and the UK, so we're all over the bloody place.
Colin needs you to know, I shouldn't say that.
Don't say that!
You're the Colinist, buddy.
You're gonna cut me in the ass.
For your tea in the sea.
Right, okay, so the scores on the doors before the bonus question.
In the first place with 8.5 points is Eli. Well done, Eli.
I've never seen him before.
Second, and I know you've been very annoyed that you haven't won a quiz in ages, so maybe.
Major Kill, you were second with 6.5, so very close behind.
And joint third place, Colin and Hal have 4.5.
I crawled my way up.
Just put Hal in his grave, put him in last place.
Okay, right, this is a really tricky one, but it is time for the bonus question.
And if you didn't like the last one, Major Kill, I have a feeling you'll hate this one a bit more.
But I will say there is a potential 5 points, half a point, inch, 10 answers.
This is where I always lose it.
Well, this is the question, it's a simple question, but it's not an easy one.
There are 10 companies within the Dark Angels chapter.
Name them.
Yo.
Alright guys, thanks for having me on.
Yeah, it was nice having you.
I'll also get up as well whilst we're here.
No, what?
I don't know my Dark Angels.
To be fair, you've just mentioned two of them.
Oh, that is true.
How many did you say 10?
Or five?
There are 10 companies.
I know I said it was five points.
I'll do you a favour, if you get them right, I'll give you a full point for each one.
So there's a potential of 10 points instead of five.
As a bonus, we'll be fair.
Take it out, smarten the groove.
Just a clarification, they all have unique names.
They all have unique names.
Damn.
Margaret Thatcher it is.
In my video on the Dark Angels, I talk about all of them.
Oh man.
Quickly everyone gets gaffed.
We're having to watch it.
Just like going to the very end, like where is it, where is it?
Someone delay, someone delay.
Damn.
What do you want for another would you rather question?
Colin, I think it's time to make good on your threat.
If you know what I mean.
You know, I thought about it.
I mean, he's already given me his answer.
Colin just went, ah, fuck it.
Oh my God.
I think I've just panicked in this one.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I mean, I might be able to claw my way just through one or two of them.
Got answers from Eli.
Eight out of ten of those are guesses, but you know, there's a chance.
It's better than ten out of ten.
I think I need one more and I'm just, I wouldn't say I'm happy with it.
I wouldn't say I'm happy with my answers, but they are in fact answers.
That's good enough.
Yeah, yeah, commit.
Colin, please tell me you're like, you didn't take this seriously.
And I feel better about myself.
I think you can safely assume that by this point in every quiz I'm not running,
I'm probably not in it to win it.
I just need to put one more. Is there a way to add one more quickly?
I'm doing it.
I'm surprised it's not even a real answer.
Honestly, I'm surprised I got as many as I did.
I was, I was coming in here fully expecting a zero out of 23 when he said how many points we could get.
There were 23 points and we're on three.
Well, we're on four and a half, please, please.
Yaw.
This is bad. Oh God.
Because I've made the bonus questions more expensive.
It was 28 potential points, but still.
28?
Why are you here?
I was just here thinking I knew stuff about Warhammer.
I made this, this is my employment and now I have to hand back my credentials.
But to be fair, like you guys have like a nice, like broad amount of knowledge about the setting,
whereas I am very, very focused on Space Marines and the Imperium stuff.
So like whenever we do Eldar or anything, I'm like, oh, is his name Legolas?
And you're like, no, Andy.
I put it front center. I don't know shit. My audience just accepts it.
You're very funny though, Colin.
So it's like extremely redeeming, which I'm not funny.
The only saving grace I got.
The only thing I have is like the video length.
So I just like get people and I lock them in like victims and I make them watch the entire video.
By the way, Eli, have you finished your answer?
Because I saw you were typing. Are you happy with your...
I have a little bonus answer that I put in, but you can start reading the answers though.
Oh no.
Okay.
That's going.
Yeah, it's an ill omen.
So where to begin?
So we'll begin with our guest major kill.
So major kill put the Dread Company in brackets, Dreadwing, Death Company, Loll, Raven Company in brackets, Ravenwing.
That's one point.
Iron Company in brackets, Ironwing.
Fire Company in brackets, Firewing.
Storm Company in brackets, Stormwing.
Angel Company, Dark Company, First Company, the Sodomites.
So I can only give you two points for the Dreadwing and the Ravenwing.
So that's two points to major kill.
I like that fucking hell.
Colin just put first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, the Dreadwing.
So he gets one point.
I can't believe I didn't put Dreadwing.
Well, Eli, you put First Company.
But the thing is the Dreadwing doesn't exist in the 41st millennium.
Can I put one more answer on my thing, even if it's a joke answer?
Because I got something in cooking.
He can't stop you from DMing him.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't technically stop you.
You could walk in quickly.
I'm going to drag a name out from the ether.
This will bring up some memories.
I'll read out the rest.
So Eli put First Company, Deathwing, Ravenwing.
That's two points.
Ode Company, Tactical Company, Devastated Company, Scout Company, Librarious, Fire Company, Armor Company, Detachment.
Lion is literally me.
He's just like Ryan Gosling from Drive, who is just like me.
Lion has a hard time talking to people just like when I see Stacey in the grocery store and Chad picks her up in his car and I have to walk the other way.
He is literally me, bro.
So what? No.
So yeah, Eli gets two points.
The trip up point there.
I spoke to you soon.
Magical, you put Dreadwing, but it's Deathwing.
So you only get one point, actually.
Sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, Dreadwing, Deathwing, very similar.
But the Dreadwing is only in the 31st millennium, I'm afraid.
I wrote Death Company, but I didn't put it in brackets because I just laughed.
That's the Blood Angels Company.
Oh my God.
That lol cost me.
Victory cost them all.
And how put Ravenwing, Deathwing, Dreadwing, Harry Potter, Erebusy, Weezing Bag of Dictips, and Italian Spartacus.
There we go.
Italian Spartacus.
I haven't heard that name in a while, have I?
I thought he was a call out.
That's how you know I've been watching for a while.
Oh dear.
So how gets two points?
Would we like to hear the results of the Dark Angels pub quiz?
Not particularly.
Not really, to be honest.
Okay, well in joint third place, we have at five and a half points Hal and Colin.
Perfect. Appreciate it.
No.
Yes, go.
No losers, only losers.
In second place, with seven and a half points, our special guest, Major Kill.
Well done.
Second isn't first.
And in first place, with ten and a half points, Eli.
You gotta win.
The taste of victory.
Literally only because Belial and Asriel were my last two Dark Angel videos.
So what if Science and Story of Secrets never would have came out without that?
If I got Belial, I could have at least beaten out Hal.
Not just the dude from Deathwing.
Feels good, man.
Could have been.
Oh my god.
Did we all have fun?
I feel like I'm the victim.
Kind of sad I didn't win.
Oh, that's okay, man.
You'll have to come back and beat us at another topic.
Or torture us with your own quiz.
Eldar, if we do Eldar, that will surely be like a...
Oh no, Colin's...
Oh, I wonder if Colin's knowledge matches.
I reckon I'd win the Eldar.
I'm a slut for the Eldar.
Maybe we could have like...
Grudge match.
Me, Colin, and me, Eli, and Hal.
We could maybe make a quiz and then pit you two against each other and see who wins.
Who knows?
And then have to fight in real life at the end.
Exactly.
Can I bring my bow?
Because otherwise I know how that fight's gonna end.
Over the head with your...
What's your...
My insulin pump?
Yeah, like stab him with your insulin needles or something.
Dude, it's...
That makes me stronger.
I'm just giving you... that weakens me.
He gets my insulin.
What's the thing you put them in?
Have you got like a machine...
You could smack them over your machine over the head like bonk.
I saw a meme about insulin needles.
That's not how insulin works, you idiot.
It's an 8 ounce piece of plastic.
I dunno, it might be heavy.
I can see on Reddit now, like, you know, quote, like,
news, major kill beats up diabetic.
And steals his insulin.
Oh my god.
Reddit's already unkind.
Oh god.
That was special.
I do have one very important question for our guests
that I've asked you three on the podcast before.
If you don't mind me asking, major kill, if you have a moment still.
I have one moment.
Is it perfect?
Just one.
Alright, so would you rather...
No!
Oh god.
You got $50 in 1850s money.
And you gotta buy supplies and then live as a pioneer for a month.
And each month, or each week the season changes.
And for the second half of that week, it's the worst of that season.
So you know, winter is blizzard.
The second half, summer, horrible drought.
That's how it is.
That's part one of the scenario.
Alright, how often do the seasons change?
Once a week.
You're there for a month and they change once a week.
Just fucking magic.
Okay.
And the second half of the would you rather is
your other option for a year straight, your asshole is moderately itchy.
Oh my god.
I can't even alter that.
It doesn't go away.
He just woke it up.
This is the questions.
I would have to say the...
I would have to take the apocalyptic season changing for a month.
Because if someone has experienced an itchy asshole in the past, I couldn't.
See, that's the line of reasoning I want to see.
Everyone says pioneer.
I've only had one person go for the itchy asshole.
It was me.
There's nothing not quite right about that.
I do have one if I want to finish on it.
You know where I'm going with this.
You have the ability to double jump.
Every time you double jump, you shit yourself.
Would you take it?
How often do you need to double jump?
You don't.
It must be a life-saving scenario.
Go for it.
You definitely have to say yes.
Because you don't have to double jump everywhere.
There's literally no downside to taking it, right?
Yeah.
And any time you go to the doctor's for an inspection when you get older, it makes it easier.
Oh.
If you're feeling constipated, you can just double jump on the toilet.
This is an absolute win.
The proctologist would be like, alright.
If you have funny party tricks.
You can jump off a boat or something.
Take this medicine.
That would make a viral video.
Take this medicine and in 24 hours we'll see you for your appointment.
I'd be like, no, doc, I got this. Hang on a moment.
Can your knees absorb the impact of the double jump?
Because that's the thing people don't really consider.
When you land.
Probably the violent diarrhea probably comes up first, to be honest.
Even if you land, you sleep.
It's like a parachute.
Oh, dear.
We're sorry to bring that up in the morning for you.
Is it the force of the diarrhea that gives you the double jump?
It can do.
You have a lot of diarrhea.
Do you have a really small titanium asshole?
If you have a bigger meal, are you saying you can jump even higher?
I'm really invested in this.
How far can we take this?
If we see this in your next video, are we going to understand that only people who know this reference.
If you make double jumping and then it's just like, oh yeah, diarrhea.
Exactly. And none of you are getting any royalties.
That's fine.
This is all just enough.
Oh, dear. Thanks guys for having me.
I'm going to now make a fucking video and probably have another cup of coffee.
But it was a lot of fun.
And yeah, actually, I'd be down to it again sometime.
Thank you so much, Ben.
Thanks so much for being on the show.
Catch you all next time.
And thank you everyone for listening.
And we'll catch you all next time.
Peace.
Love you.
See you.
Bye.