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To be clear there is one thing they cannot do

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Which is the thing you are all thinking of right now?

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Yeah, no they actually chop all that off and put it in a jar so okay. Well that joke doesn't really work does it yeah?

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Setra's imperishable penis in a jar. No no

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Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to the beginner to expert podcast here on law crimes now today

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We are discussing a particularly interesting subject with the tomb kings

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And we have a very special guest to introduce to you all you may know him from his total war

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Noobs guides and all of history and gaming content videos the one and only Cody bond

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Yeah, I'm so excited for this because I'm a fan. I've been watching it for ages

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I'm so excited to be here, and I'm sorry even watching it for ages. Just makes me sound old

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I think I'm not the oldest on the podcast for one, so it's a fresh surprise for me

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I think I'm not the oldest on the podcast for one, so it's a fresh surprise for me. I'm here. I'm taking that one off

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Put down your your walking stick Andy

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Yes, and on that note how I suppose before we get started we should go through the question of the week

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So how I believe you've got some choice picks this week. I do I have some

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beautiful leftovers from some of our previous questions of the week

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Thank you all for submitting them

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And I don't want to let you guys just we'll start light and we'll see how it escalates

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But this was from the believe the ultraman's episodes this one was just a nice little opener

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So the question was about your theoretical and practical the theoretical was the Emperor protects and the practical was

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Sigma actually does which I can move probably. Yep. Yeah, we can say this is more fancy one

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So it's nice. I see heresy. It's a good nice little ultramarine pivot into fancy there. Not too bad

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There's a pretty clear winner in the god Emperor competition, and it's not the guy in the chair

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Yeah, he needs a speaking of that speaking of the guy in the chair

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So this was from our Primark episode this was a hashtag

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How do you resurrect the Emperor from the Golden Throne wrong answers only? I'm actually gonna lose it

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Okay, bring the thickest collect. Oh my god. I'm gonna lose it. Come on. How you can do it

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I'm gonna lose it. Come on. How you can do it

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Bring the thickest

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Calitius assassin to the Imperium onto that so I'll start from the beginning because it's just this is just ridiculous

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Bring the thickest Calitas assassin of the Imperium to the Golden Throne and let them grind his lap

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The Emperor's gonna release a ten thousand year old nut which was shot to the very fabric of space

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Know I chose one that eruption will close the signature

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The chaos gods which is soul fights constantly with this newfound respite

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His soul can focus over time to reform his boy to full strength finally Emperor's reborn through himself

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Thank you, Luca Saint for the

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Ten thousand year old nut which was shot to the very fabric of the galaxy

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Hashtag post nut clarity. That's a bit extreme. I don't know

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First guess is had for beginner to expert

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To lower the tone

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Oh my yeah, this is the this is the tone

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Last one was from our Primox 2 one

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This was hashtag lore lies

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so what was the best kept secret in 40k and

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The best though this commenter says the best kept secret in 40k is that the vaults on terror don't actually hold

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Technology your monsters as the rumor says it actually holds all the rule 34 humanity is made

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That's what's kept down there

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It is so bad and needlessly horny and it makes even she whose first shudder

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God damn it. So it's just the Disney porn vault down there

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That was the uh the comments

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Welcome, Cody

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I started asking more interesting questions at the end of my videos is what I discovered

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Top quality content you guys are getting you can you can always learn something here

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It might not be anything you ever wanted to learn

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I mean, that's definitely something you can learn

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If only we could unlearn it um, but speaking of new things we can learn today and we'll be doing and mummies

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Hashtag mummy in the chat for people listening. I don't know why I said that I have

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A family but why I want my mummy

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Cody let's enlighten these uh glorious listeners. Take it away

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Right. So the tomb kings this is for the noobs of you out there are

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Based on everything egyptian like if you have seen ancient egyptian sarcophagi, you know in the height of the pyramids

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That's these guys

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In its original version was warhammer historical like you know back in the day all these guys are huge history nerds

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Um two of the guys that actually sculpt all the models one of them lost his hand

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Firing a replica cannon from the 1600s. That's how big

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These guys are and helisto. He actually trained himself to sculpt with his left hand and continues to work better this day

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So they are big into history to say the least so tomb kings are egyptians like just think about it that way

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Specifically kind of the era of ramsey's the great so in this version of the kind of world they're working with it's a nehekhara

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I can't get the guttural right, but my understanding is that's how it should be portrayed

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Think up on someone yeah, so the land nehekhara was in roughly

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Desert land full of chaos and horribleness and then the egyptian gods

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led by led by patra show up and they cleanse the land and of course then people move in and

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Emry or kimri and all that kind of fun stuff and so you kind of have a whole civilization built around their version of the nile

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So everything's bouncing along and then you have their big

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Name that everyone talks about whenever you talk about the tomb kings who is cetra

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Ruler of and then you could just keep going for the rest of the podcast if someone wants to read those

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In the background like a nice soothing lullaby. No, I saw that that's in your uh, your tomb kings video, isn't it?

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Like you read it. Yeah, I just kept running in the background with it only lasts about five minutes

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I was a little disappointed actually, uh, but my understanding is that's the abbreviated version

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But his titles are you know, they just go forever. So

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Uh, by the way at some point how I need you to tell me ask me about why a skaven has a weird dagger

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And colin I need you to

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Ask me if arcane is still alive because i'm gonna forget and I need you to at some point to jump in with those

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Would you be okay with that?

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Skaven dagger skaven dagger

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Why skaven have a dagger?

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And colin if arcane is still alive and uh, all right, we'll keep going. All right

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So setra the imperishable first of his name yada yada yada, etc, right?

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Because everything in warhammer whenever a new race gets introduced

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They're always the biggest invest when tomb kings got introduced setcher was the new biggest invest and his whole thing was

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Basically, he took over the entire known world like it sent ships all the way to lustria

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You know, crazy

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Like it sent ships all the way to lustria, you know fought against the king

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The you know before it was the empire of man he fought against them and beat them

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You know everything all the way to the edges of cathay which apparently they didn't go to because cathay didn't exist yet

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They fought, you know, and he won because he's setcher the imperishable greatest of his name, you know

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Absolutely loved what he was doing jerk while he was doing it like and to get the favor of the gods

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He sacrificed his own children to get their favor, you know that kind of guy. That's quite spicy. I'm not gonna lie

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Hey, man, it's the hot take

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You know if you want power you gotta sacrifice your own children worked in greek sagas and apparently it works in ancient egyptian

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Ritual research as well. You can't argue with results

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I mean, I mean we don't condone that on law crimes. Do not sacrifice your firstborn. Um

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We won't get most of them needed all of them

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Which leads to a problem later on that we're going to get to basically

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Uh because he sacrificed all his children. It's just setcher now and setcher then realizes he you know

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He has this problem of getting old all of us run into eventually

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And even though he's sacro across most of the world, you know

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He gets all the way to the world's edge mountains the black mountains and he cries because he looked out and he still realized there were more

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Worlds yet to conquer you may recognize that one

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Alexander yeah, alexander. It's interestingly not from alexander. It's from diehard

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uh hans gobert's name is diehard and that attributes it to alexander, um

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Which good on you

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But the original quote was actually alexander wept when he learned about the multiverse and realized that he was not even a lord

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In his own world where others had done more than him

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It's a misattribution and then diehard ran with it. And so now everybody repeats it is that alexander wept?

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But I know anywho warhammer did the same thing. It's just kind of funny

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Uh, so yeah, he's like, all right, man

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I need the secret of immortality like I want to keep concurrent so he found something called the cult of the dead

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And this is where you start getting into like your egyptian mortuary cults

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And if you've ever seen, you know the mummification things like that, that's where this comes from

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And so same thing he founds this cult and they're going to find a way to give him eternal life

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And even though you know, they do all sorts of experimentations and stuff like that

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Surprise, he still dies. I mean he lives longer than everybody else does

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You know one because he's a pharaoh and he can do that

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Uh, but two, you know, they figured out but they're like, all right, cool. Here's what's gonna happen, man

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You're gonna die. We can't bring you back right now. So we're gonna mummify you perfectly and then when we do figure out how to bring you back

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Uh, we'll do it. We promise cross our hearts. Hope to die

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So they build the biggest pyramid the tomb kings have ever seen and they put him inside of it

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And now he's a king of a tomb hence the name two kings tomb kings, right?

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Funny thing though when you give a cult ultimate power and then you're not around to tell them what to do

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I started abusing that shit really quick. Uh, and so

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Everything goes pear-shaped to say the least and so

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Everybody now wants the secret of eternal life and these guys start guarding it and they you know

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I think it's a thousand years later. I mean they're at it for quite some time

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Basically, the entire civilization turns to building these tombs to preserve themselves as good as possible

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So that they can eventually be resurrected and eventually the tombs and the pyramids outnumber the cities that like around them

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They're like just you know, a couple hundred people in a couple thousand tombs. It gets a lot of hand the tomb the uh,

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Priest the tomb priest that's not their name. What are they called?

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The betty white it must be betty white because she holds the secrets of eternal life

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Like a year ago though

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Did she die? Yeah

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No, oh my god, I made a look. That's a that's a war crime. That's a real

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Oh, let's just like geez make everybody sad in the podcast. That's messed up

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I'm sorry. She died in 2021 nice one. How

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Damn, she doesn't have a secret then she lied

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Apparently not. So these guys ran into the same problem, right?

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So they figured out the secret to eternal life

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But not to eternal youth because those are two different things and warhammer is an infinite monkey paw

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So they turned into these giant walking withered husks things

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Basically, they figured out you could bind a soul to a something

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So they bound their souls back to their own body, but the body of obviously would deteriorate and you know start to fall apart

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Everybody, of course wants the power anyway

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But then a new guy comes along the name that will echo through the ages and everyone hopes to eventually see him as a dlc

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for the total war games nagash

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The great necromancer supreme douchebag of all of warhammer such as the power of nagash

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That quote is elite. We were a big fan of that one since uh, colin told us about it. I

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Don't know man, like they're occasionally characters you come across and they're just such like saturday morning cartoon villains

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Like he's kind of like the skeletor of this universe. He's like I will kill everything

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That's why he's great

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He's just so awful settled

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And then give him a sufficiently big hat just to make sure that you're like, yeah

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We know he's a bit silly. Look at his hat. He's a bit over the top

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Here's an extra-sized hat just so you know exactly how important he is. So he's just

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He's like a little pope hat, isn't it? Is that like a too much of a terrible comparison like catholic church and uh,

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He was he was a lich priest so yeah, he was

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That's his whole thing. So he is the first son of this like

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Dynastic family so he gets donated to the lich priest while his younger brother takes over the throne and he's like nope

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I want both and so he kills his brother and then takes over the throne and becomes king of camry and wants to

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Rule etc and be better than such her in every respect, right?

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um, but he also has the secrets of the lich priests and so

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Unlike the lich priest who basically just sort of did like reverse necromancy in a way

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um nagash figures out actually how to create an elixir of life like one that will keep you young and powerful forever and

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Like every great villain he does not tell anyone what it is

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Like he's like nope taking that to my grave

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But he recruits some special lieutenants and things like that around him

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And one of which is our can the black which many of you guys may know

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Uh, and so he feeds them this special elixir that basically gives them superpowers for a limited amount of time

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So basically they had to keep serving him if they one want to stay alive and two want to keep being awesome

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And then he proceeds to just goose step across all of the tomb king's world, right?

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You know all of the deserts then fall under his sway

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Obviously this can only go for so long before people start getting pissy about that sort of thing

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So the rest of the tomb kings band together and they're like, okay

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Let's do this and they have a what they call like a war of the dead, right?

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This is where it starts getting really dark

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Everything in warhammer

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you can tell whenever you're about to hit a novel because suddenly it goes from really sketchy details to like

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Granular level of lore and this is one of those sections like nagash is very well tread territory

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There are books after books written about his nonsense

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and uh, yeah, so

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He starts doing serious necromancy and like bringing people back and you know, really doing the best he can

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And they beat him. Anyway, they just beat the beat the brakes off of him

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And in his last little gasp attempt of being an absolute dickbag

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He's like cool. Well, if I can't have it nobody can and he breaks his toys

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In this case killing everyone in the entire area and then trying to resurrect the entire world to create an infinite army from every

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dead person ever

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Which winds up with where you have mummy tomb kings because everybody is dead there and then he sort of brings them back

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form a crazy skeleton army

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And yeah, that's free at tomb kings and stuff. So cetra reemerges around this time everybody. I'm sorry

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I'm losing the track a little bit here. Sorry

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Nothing that we haven't done before several times on the podcast this is why I shout scathe dagger much of this shit

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Oh my god, there's so much of this right? So yeah, he starts trying to resurrect the school of the dead

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This is where you bring up the scaven dagger. Go ahead

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Oh, what do I do with the scaven dagger?

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I don't know. Oh, do you not know this?

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No, i'm I've kind of familiar with like, um, okay everyone with al-kadi's are right. Yeah, this is al-kadi's are right

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Or al-kadi's are however you want to pronounce it, right? So he's like nagash is resurrecting the whole world

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He's doing this great crazy ritual and kid you not deos ex scaven

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Like a rat man just like appears in the story from nowhere

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Gives this random dude a dagger and says go shank that guy and then like scurries away again

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And so nagash gets stabbed in the back by a random warpstone scaven dagger and his story is over

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Disappears like it's very voldemort in a way if you've read harry potter like his clearly his soul's been broken into a number of pieces

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So he goes back to this giant black pyramid that he had built and like

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Incubates inside that pyramid until it'll eventually reemerge again to wreak havoc on the world, right that kind of thing

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Um, but unfortunately the damage is already done at least locally all the local skeletons and dead have been

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revived again

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And so that's where cetra comes back into the story

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You know this guy who's been dead for a thousand years reemerges from his tomb and he's very much like what the bleep guys

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Like I left this on a high note and I come back out and now what?

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Bit dusty everywhere

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Mop up a bit mop or dust. No, what am I doing brush?

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I'm about the dust. Oh god. I'd hope you don't bring a mop to an archaeological site

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More effective than you think it'd be

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Master's degree in archaeology. Yeah, so occasionally you know to get stuff up

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So you kind of get a brush large amounts of areas and a broom is more effective than a mop

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But hey, I mean you can make it work. Hmm

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right, um, so

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Let's see the the the the the the setra setra shows up and he's like man. I

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I he the first thing he does is basically kicks the butts of all the other tomb kings that have ever lived

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Because remember there's a thousand years of kings between those two points

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And so he has to put them all right back in their place

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And the first thing he says is go back to sleep at your pyramid if I need you i'll wake you up

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And anybody said anything else he smacked around a little bit

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And so he takes back over the country and he is ready to rock and roll up until

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Pretty much present-day warhammer. I know it's weird to say it that way

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But like the continuity all the way to the end of the end times he'll be an old world

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Like it'll all be setra like he's been the dude there for quite a while

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Right, and then you know nagash's

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Cabal of weird people can get thrown to the winds and of course are forever trying to resurrect him to bring him back

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Now such as arkin

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Arkin, yeah such as arkin. Thank you for bringing him back up again

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And this is one of those this is one of those moments that gets sort of weird because whenever people talk about warhammer

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This is great quote, which is um

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Everything is uh, everything is canon. Nothing is true

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Oh, yeah

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I mean to fair all of us who do warhammer content

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That it's a bit of a pet peeve sometimes because you want to make

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You know, you know like if someone's going to correct you in the comments being like, yeah

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Oh, yeah, you flubbed that thing and you're like actually

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It's nothing's correct. It's all lies. Yeah

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It's it's the problem of like, I mean if you've been developing something for 30 years

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You're gonna run into that problem, right?

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I mean you you can't you have a version you change it later and this is definitely one of those situations

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So originally arcane kind of dies to let nagash get away and like enact his crazy ritual

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But then the books came out later and you know, suddenly we had to do more stuff

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So instead of burning his body, he was then kidnapped by the neighboring province of uh, la mia

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Right, and so you actually get a different story of the neighboring province nearby that ends up creating vampires

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From nagash so they want to they kidnap

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Uh arcane because they want to create the elixir of life for themselves, right?

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This amazing powerful thing he made and they botch it and they end up giving themselves an internal thirst for blood

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um, and so then you have arcane simping for nepharada for the entire rest of eternity based on that little bit right there

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And yeah, that's um

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That's everything for the tomb games. I can think of

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That's pretty much who they are like you have these giant constructs. You have a bunch of mummies fighting each other

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So they figured out that you could also like bind warrior souls into those great big egyptian statues

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So they move around a little bit. So yeah, they're fun. They're super cool

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I do have one question about the tomb kings, which is um

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like they are

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Are they obviously they kind of there isn't there's no new tomb king in terms of like in the world. There's no

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Like basically their supplies of like men always whittle down, right? There's no like well

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I think the idea is so every tomb so, you know how the chinese emperors would have like that entire terracotta army buried with them?

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Oh, yeah

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All right. So the tomb kings did that except they buried real people alive with them

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Oh, yeah

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So lovely sort of an infinite number of armies just hanging out in the desert like 3000 years of history just hanging out under there

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And so to replenish their forces

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They're always going around and literally digging out their old armies that are trapped under the stands screaming for mercy

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uh

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This is another idea of nagash with a shovel just going I know I put them here somewhere. Where are they?

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I killed a thousand people right here. There should be you'd think I remember what am I like?

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Oh handled my head if it wasn't bolted on with something

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Yeah, you're bang on. Yeah, so that's the thing is so the last tomb kings I mean so all of them died

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It was like 2000 years before like the modern point in the story right there

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so it's very much like

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The sort of everybody just hangs out with what they have and they're sort of the ghosts that live in the desert occasionally

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They'll come out not very much like there was a norscan raiding party one time that like broke in and stole a crown

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and so

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Etc took like this elite corps and then just basically burned norsca to the ground until he got his stuff back

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And then disappeared back to the desert

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And so I don't know. I have one more question which was about

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Because they are obviously undead but the actual tomb king soldiers do they have like their personality still intact like even the foot soldiers?

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So good question. It has to do with the mummification techniques

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So the tomb kings like satra the pharaohs what we would call them

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You know, they never called pharaohs in the lore as far as I can tell had extra mummification happened to them

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So they had like additional spells of binding of spells of whatever

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And so their their souls were able to re-inhabit their bodies perfectly almost like they just went to sleep and woke back up again

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Right, but you know, that's sort of like the Cadillac of mummification and your average peon didn't get that right?

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They got the one where you still have to roll the windows up by hand

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You know, they're alive in the sense that they move around and some of them have some personality not much

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You know, it's very it's very sort of like being commanded like they're not being individually like necromanced like puppets, but

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You kind of like zombies. They're just reduced down to the basic emotions of you know, walk stab

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I don't know

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I like like it is an idea that there's like like a service you can get just like with embalming plus

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Will make you have even more cognitive ability

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50 pounds a month deposits

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That's exactly how the lich priest sold it to so that they were always up charging the current favorite

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Well, you know we could get this version if they have that like, of course, I want this. Yes

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I'll give you all the money in the world, you know, that's how they took crazy control at the time

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So there's the necrons just like get in the fig

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Promise say it's uh

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Good glad you brought it up Andy because especially after the I think fifth edition of 40k the big rewrite

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That just basically turned the necrons into tomb kings. That's

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Yeah, the specifics are different, but it's more or less like a one-to-one. It's like, you know, the average warrior. Yeah, he's uh

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You might find something if you look hard enough, but you know all the lords and stuff

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Yeah, that generic necron foot soldier used to be called Jemima and she was a five-year-old girl

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You're like what's going on? This is scary necrons are terrible. Yeah

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God the context of that

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People who don't know about warhammer like yeah, i'm just gonna fight this five-year-old girl. Who's like a metal skeleton man

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Like see you later. Space marines are all child soldiers. No one just ever talks about it. Yeah, why am I shocked?

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What am I doing?

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Oh, it's not new. The setting is invented the term grimdark with good context for it

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I do have another question, but I say that for the uh for an opportune time in the expert section because I think

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I don't want to bring up Bretonnia so quickly because Colin might be Colin hates Bretonnia

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So I don't know what i'm glad you guys got me on here because I love Bretonnia

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They're my favorite and we frequently argue about it on discord

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We've had more than one star in joust about uh our feelings on Bretonnia, you know, I I never

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I never I never really grasped the uh, the uh the uh the phrase don't meet your heroes until

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I uh heard our illustrious guest's opinion on the on the horse people

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And then I understood it

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In fact, i'm just gonna take the opportunity now, uh, why I was gonna ask why is Bretonnia the best faction with the richest law?

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You're gonna make let colin. Yeah colin colin's seething at this

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Oh, well, I mean it's already guaranteed. They're pretty much going to be the old world starting box alongside tomb kings

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So I mean that's that's the the big rumor is that those are the two guys that are going to be the poster boys for old world

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Damn well, you would not believe how many comments we get

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In every video saying I can't wait for colin to do the Bretonnia video because that's his favorite

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Faction, there's like someone going and grinding their teeth for an hour

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That's I think that might be my proudest accomplishment in the warhammer community is that someone once told me

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That before I came along the h for Bretonian

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Bretonians was far lesser than it was

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It's interesting that you really have become the focal point for that like everybody

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Repeats what you say about the hatred for Bretonnia. You've given it such form and shape

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Um, I don't like modern Bretonnia. I actually like fifth edition Bretonnia

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I think they did away with a lot of really cool lore on them. I I like king arthur

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I was really big into that as a kid shockingly

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Um, and so I can definitely feel a lot of it in there in the robin hood aspects

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You know the harrow malts and things like that. I think there's a lot of really cool aspects to it

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I think that the end times did them as well as other people dirty

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I mean, setra got off pretty good in the end times though

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Getting down like a boss like chopping heads off by the hundreds by himself

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So, you know tomb kings come out of it pretty well, though

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I do like the green knight though the green knight's slap so quietly is as i've told andy

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The only good Bretonian because the only good one is a dead one

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Oh lord, yeah, our first was that our first episode of fireside. I believe it was that I dropped that. Yeah

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The uh

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His hatred is blazing

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It's cool. It's cool, man. They got musel on for that

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So you got an entire faction just of dead Bretonians just for you if you ever want to play them there colin

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That's true. I might have to look into it once the old world drops

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Give me that red duke energy

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He is pretty sick. Yeah, I know my warhammer fantasy kind of i'm here

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Uh, that's my final question essentially. I was gonna I wasn't gonna bring up Bretonnia so early because colin obviously

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Pain i'm ready to go off

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I do have more but i'll say that for later

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Uh, that's pretty as a I think that's pretty uh, okay. He said that's pretty comprehensive. I think we've got a good start here

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I'm ready

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Well, I mean i'm glad to have given you guys a solid foundation to build from uh

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It is all based on jokes and silly research on my end, but it's fun to delve into so

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I'm new to this though. I I readily admit that before I started the noobs guide series three years ago

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I had never encountered warhammer. So this is all still new to me

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Like, you know, i'm just using historical research background to like learn as much as I can

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So i'm excited to hear from our expert colin. I mean take it away man. Like i'm gonna have questions now

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All right. Well a fantastic job in the beginner and I'll do my best to follow it up for the expert section

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as uh as our

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Wonderful guest either 50 different ways

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I wanted to say that in my head and they all tried to fight out of my own once

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You were just aiming off the hatred for britainia, you know

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That was fighting its way to eye twitching

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uh thousands of years before sigmar was

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Even a thought in uh in his dad's eye in his dad's mind

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We come to the tomb kings

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They were already the greatest human civilization on earth and really the first one

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Uh much like egypt. I know there's a fun little fact

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cleopatra is

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Closer to the smartphone being invented than she was to the pyramids being built

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I hate that. Why have you why would you be my mind? What have you done? I don't I don't know. It's a cool fact

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He's right. That's true. It was what 40 50 bc. So yeah, I mean you're bang on. Yeah, that's uh

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Much the same with the tomb kings. They're very old

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Uh according to their myths once as the earth when chaos, uh broke through the old ones portals into the warhammer world

426
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:25,580
There were demons there as well. There were kind of demons all over the planet is something you'll find

427
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,140
Is pretty common in fantasy

428
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,540
uh the sun god patra himself

429
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,580
Let a charge against the demons, uh with

430
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:41,420
His soon-to-be followers rallying behind him and after many centuries of conflict because they didn't have the

431
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:43,420
the vortex just to

432
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:50,380
Drain away everything they had to actually fight them out. They cleared away all of the demons and the nahakaran gods

433
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,080
rewarded their people

434
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,700
with actually

435
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:58,000
Some nice ferdinand lands. They turned nahakara

436
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:05,500
From what was you know, basically what it is in current fantasy a complete desert awful place to live

437
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:10,380
It was actually, you know, it had a decent bit of greenery. It was still a desert. It wasn't you know paradise

438
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:12,380
Uh, it's not oath one. They're not elves

439
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:17,900
But it was still you know, still a good place to live. They got the the river vitae the

440
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,060
the not nile

441
00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:22,940
And taught them all the cool things about civilization, you know

442
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,900
You're writing your building your ability to read that

443
00:32:26,540 --> 00:32:30,140
Then was not taught to most of the people because you got to keep the ruling class in power

444
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:32,460
They uh, they they did good

445
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:36,860
And in exchange for worship of the gods they would watch over the people of nakra

446
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:42,300
And thus did the land come into being the first great realm of mankind

447
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:46,220
Uh before as kody said earlier before even kathé

448
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:50,380
Uh, they again egypt is old and so are the tube kings

449
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:55,180
And is there any is there any old one shenanigans here with uh, i

450
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:59,340
Could not find much in the way. I do have

451
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:04,780
A theory of it is that so the old the old ones created all the uh races

452
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:08,140
Uh to fight back chaos, you know humans were one they created the elves the dwarfs

453
00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:14,380
Uh, pretty much everyone on the warhammer fantasy world, but the orcs the orcs were just there and they couldn't get rid of them

454
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:23,340
So my thought about that was that the nakra much as that region of the world is where we believe humans came from in real life

455
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:28,540
I uh, I believe that's where the old ones plopped down the first humans

456
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:33,420
Oh cool. That's uh, again, I couldn't find anything supporting that so do take that with you

457
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:38,220
But that's the what I think is the most likely for how did these people get here? Although

458
00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:40,860
Humans were one of the later races created

459
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:44,700
So they weren't given they didn't get the full pre-packaged deal

460
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:48,620
They didn't get gifted culture and everything like the elves and the dwarfs. They just kind of got

461
00:33:49,340 --> 00:33:52,460
Plopped down and then the old ones made ogres and then left

462
00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,420
The fifa development team made humans

463
00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,100
Yeah

464
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,140
Sorry

465
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,140
That's out there, sorry

466
00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:09,180
No worries, uh, but sent for centuries after this it was you know, they were doing well

467
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:13,100
they formed all the many of the cities that would come to be uh

468
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:16,860
created like uh, kimri, uh lamia

469
00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:20,540
uh zandri and they were all

470
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:23,580
In a loose kind of alliance

471
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:27,660
Uh, they paid tribute to the great king who was the one who ruled in kimri

472
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,380
but they

473
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:35,260
Each had the pardon me they each ruled over their own city. Otherwise with complete power

474
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:41,100
So essentially if the guy ruling kimri wasn't around you could do whatever the hell you wanted as king

475
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:46,460
They drove back marauding greenskins horde greenskin hordes every now and then which

476
00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:51,820
Again warhammer 40k our fantasy you wait long enough. There's going to be york somewhere

477
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:59,820
And over the centuries the borders of ancient hekara expanded to the southern lands of the empire of man to the south lands

478
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,540
and even to the edges of the dark lands home of the

479
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:06,620
Chaos dwarfs who are still kind of coming about

480
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:13,420
Uh, and in these pre-dynastic times things were good until they weren't and then they got really bad

481
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:20,140
Which is a trend for warhammer because if things are good and nice, we don't get a war game out of it. It's uh, oh

482
00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:24,620
I oh that I pardon me. I just remember what I was gonna say. This was uh before cetra as well

483
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:31,100
Cetra went hog wild with the conquest, but they were already doing pretty well with it before he showed up

484
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,500
of course after this

485
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,060
It's called the uh, the time of strife which uh

486
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,300
andy

487
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:42,700
How uh, how does it usually go in warhammer when something's called the age of strife?

488
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:48,460
very badly, uh, there's usually a lot of a lot of crying and loss of technologies and

489
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:51,100
pain and death and you know

490
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:56,460
The loss of game boys and all sorts of terrible things is dreadful

491
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,020
Yeah, I lost my game boy

492
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,460
That's what he was sad

493
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,820
Rest in peace game boy

494
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:04,620
He was resurging your youth, you know, your the times you went to school and you went

495
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,580
I've lost my game boy

496
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,100
Where's my original nintendo ds that thing could still work

497
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,620
I've still got a nokia brick phone

498
00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:13,420
My pokemon gold cartridge is broken. Oh no, I lost the ugear

499
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,420
I've still got mine

500
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:17,420
Does anyone here have a nokia brick phone?

501
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:19,420
I do it still works

502
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:21,420
It still works. Why why does it still work?

503
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:27,180
God just like take the battery out and just every now and again. I'll turn it back on just to prove it does

504
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:29,180
Do you play snake on it too?

505
00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,180
Oh, hell yes

506
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:33,180
Oh man, man of culture over here

507
00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:39,980
See warhammer people are the most elite like uh fan fandom fandom. Oh god. I can't believe I said that word

508
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,980
Continue on colin. I'm gonna throw myself into a corner here

509
00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:45,980
I'll uh, I'll come to the rescue with the shovel too

510
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:47,980
I'll come to the rescue with the shovel to dig you out of this hole

511
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:57,980
It is time for the time of strife very aptly named as each city pretty much has turned on every other city

512
00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:05,980
And it was there wasn't really anything like, you know alliances or leagues. It was just every king for himself

513
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:09,980
And to top it off because when things go when it rains it pours

514
00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:15,980
Famine and disease ran rampant and outside forces ranging from barbarian tribes, you know those uh

515
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:21,980
Eventually sigma worshipers. They weren't happy with the not Egyptians outside their house

516
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,980
It would quite like them to leave so they started invading

517
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:30,980
Lizardmen from the southlands actually invaded because these warbloods needed to learn their place

518
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:38,980
And the orcs again, they're orcs if there's a fight going on. Yeah, they're just there. That's uh, they're like the grass

519
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,980
Like a bad rash you can't get rid of

520
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:43,980
Yeah, no, there's there's no getting I mean green is the best

521
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:49,980
Uh, and this very nearly wiped out the the realm one man. However rose up

522
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:56,980
Cetra the great the imperishable. I'm not reading out all of those names in canon

523
00:37:56,980 --> 00:38:00,980
It would take two hours and at least five minutes here

524
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:09,980
I did have I I got semi-related I I read it out for a video just a stupid thing and I told my

525
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:13,980
Discord I made a channel for it and I said come up with names for me

526
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:19,980
So at some point I need to I'm gonna read out a full list of names people came up until it reaches two hours

527
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,980
As long as we don't do a tomb kim tomb kings quiz

528
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:27,980
And then one of the questions is what are all of his names and there's like a maximum of 700 points

529
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:32,980
They'd be like no that's it's gonna take too long to type out whoever gets this one wins

530
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:37,980
I have a question for Cody. What's the name of the assassin guy? Who's like?

531
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:44,980
Cetra's like best buddy or whatever he's a pop the barbarian half barbarian half

532
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:48,980
Is he half a Baron or is he a bit but they're in a barbarian

533
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:53,980
Was right. There's a pofus which is like his scarab

534
00:38:53,980 --> 00:39:00,980
Ghost buddy who like offs people as an assassin, but he has like one really big general guy that you talking about that guy

535
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:06,640
I think so. Yeah, he's the one who I remember like being a really cool. Like he saves his life a few times

536
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,700
I think maybe I don't know. He's the personal guard. Paul and do you have that one was a

537
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:16,780
It may be it was like he's one of the only tomb king character was like

538
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:23,780
Oh other than cetera, obviously, he's like I'm pretty sure it was in a calf. I wish he was in total war. Yeah

539
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,940
He

540
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:31,740
He's I don't think ever confirmed it but they rumored it to be

541
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:37,620
He's of partial Norscan descent which would explain why he's built like a brick shithouse

542
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:43,380
Fair enough. So I'm not all on those Andre the giant jeans go a long way

543
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:50,380
Yeah, you don't you don't want to get on setters bad side because then the calf is going to cut you in half

544
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,380
Hey, and it even rhymes

545
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:56,220
As for setter himself, he's arrogant

546
00:39:56,740 --> 00:40:00,100
supremely full of himself and cruel beyond to measure and

547
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:06,260
In this time of Civil War he was just the guy for the job and I was as I was writing this out

548
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:10,260
I had a thought and we were talking about Dragon Ball Z before we started it

549
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,780
Cemented it to me. I like to think of cetera

550
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:18,060
He's kind of like Warhammer fantasy Vegeta in the way that he's so

551
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:26,260
Arrogant and full of himself that it wraps around from you going. I hate this guy. He's a prick too. Yes

552
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:32,020
He's here. This is awesome. Everything. He's a little I mean, that's the whole thing is like he backs it up both of them do

553
00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:34,020
Oh, yeah, they're they're ready to go

554
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:39,940
The old all ha ha ha ha ha ha easy now we're talking about fantasy at least stick to the elves

555
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,900
Yeah, and they even have a

556
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:48,740
The same like you know, he just shows up goes I am setter the imperishable

557
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,940
Vegeta goes I'm the prince of all Saints and that's all you need to know

558
00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:54,740
They've said everything they needed to say and it's time for a beating

559
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:59,060
I don't like that subtitle. He's got the imperishable

560
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,660
It sounds like he should be living in your cupboard like by yourself

561
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:06,700
Some setter the imperishable it lasts for years whenever you need something to cook for like 10 minutes

562
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:11,460
Just like get in a can or something. It's a can of spam as a tomb king. Yeah, exactly

563
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:14,540
You will you will be flogged for disrespecting the imperishable

564
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:20,060
Beheading this is what he's worthy of some praise here

565
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:28,620
Like I mentioned with the titles the fullest was two hours long and if any of his heralds goofed they lost their head

566
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:33,420
so you better memorize that stuff good because otherwise your

567
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:35,980
Retirements coming early

568
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:38,780
I am in the gash like two sides of the same coin

569
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,500
kind of

570
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,500
in a way

571
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:49,740
They're both very I think that's I personally yeah, I dig that I think it's exactly right

572
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,700
I mean, it's just that blind ambition and

573
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:58,420
Willing to sacrifice anyone around you quite literally in the gashes case. So

574
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:04,380
It's I think the difference is like two sides the same coin. I think what makes them different is that

575
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:06,620
Cetra knows

576
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:12,420
The full bit of Machiavelli, which is you should be feared and loved not just one

577
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:17,300
Nagash didn't quite care for the love part and that led to a lot of problems

578
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:20,860
Cody also said that

579
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,860
Cody also I

580
00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:30,300
Feel like you might know that's is it ever confirmed that he was more or less writing satire and people just

581
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,620
Used that to justify atrocities

582
00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:36,060
Machiavelli. Yeah, it was definitely meant to

583
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:41,740
He was sort of selling it as a self-help book. It was it was very much like hey, you know guys

584
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:46,060
This is what a good king looks like. I'm not saying that you should be but if you want to hire me to teach you

585
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:48,060
How to be it I can

586
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:56,500
You know, I wasn't here. Did he write that before or after like the Medici's? I when he was like ousted

587
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:02,500
Machiavelli, I can't remember his thing was after like the whole thing was he was trying to get back in everybody's good graces

588
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:08,480
I can't remember if it's a medici Medici's but specifically but he was very much like on the out and like trying to get his

589
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:13,900
Way back in by proving his value. He praised him. Was it Chezare Borgia?

590
00:43:14,580 --> 00:43:16,580
I'm not

591
00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:20,660
He's praising Borgia man. That's getting pretty far down the line. I think he did

592
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:24,980
I think he praised like I mean to be fair. This is like probably like early career

593
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:28,460
Maybe it's like oh, it's like praising early Kanye work and then you go

594
00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:31,660
Oh, the second half was like a bit weird. You know what happened?

595
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:34,700
I don't remember. Is he in the Assassin's Creed 2?

596
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,700
I don't even know that name from Cintu.

597
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,700
Also in history as well.

598
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,700
Fucking listening.

599
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:46,700
That famous guy from Assassin's Creed 2 and nothing else.

600
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,700
Yeah, yeah.

601
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,700
They were very good about getting historical context for a lot of stuff.

602
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:55,700
I think that they some of them do a lot of hard work about getting the research right.

603
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,700
And then they turned it into an RPG.

604
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:08,700
Speaking of soon to be dead. Well, I guess Assassin's Creed's been pretty rough for a while, but Tube Kings aren't quite dead yet.

605
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:12,700
They're actually about to be doing alright because like I said

606
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:18,700
Love and fear etc. was all about that. Of course still into the fear.

607
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:24,700
So as Cody mentioned earlier, murdered all of his kids to prove that he was committed to the gods

608
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:29,700
because out of all of the priest kings as they were known at the time

609
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:34,700
He gave, he knew that if he wanted to rule over the people he needed the gods on his side.

610
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:39,700
Which is always really funny when people in fantasy settings

611
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:44,700
where the gods are actively involved just kind of forget about them.

612
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:46,700
I never quite got why that happens.

613
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,700
He just showed up last week.

614
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:51,700
But such such renew he was in a fantasy setting.

615
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:57,700
So he made sure to build the temples, ceremonies and you know the kids.

616
00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:01,700
After that with the gods on his side and the people warming up to him

617
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:08,700
because he was at least getting results his sacrifices and other stuff returned ended a horrible drought.

618
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:13,700
So people are liking setra more and more. He gets to conquering.

619
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:18,700
Essentially what happens is setra shows up and demands that you join him.

620
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:26,700
And if you do you you now follow setra. If you don't your city's going to vanish.

621
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:30,700
At least until you get the message and surrender and then he'll just kill you

622
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:32,700
and everyone who fought against him.

623
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:37,700
A very intimidating magic trick. Like you see a city it's gone.

624
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,700
Speaking of he also taught himself magic.

625
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:49,700
Solely because it was something he couldn't do and that is quite simply not allowed to happen.

626
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:53,700
What lord is he mentioning on the scope? Is this your card? Is this your card?

627
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,700
No and he's just terrible when he starts out.

628
00:45:56,700 --> 00:46:00,700
Flips the table when the kid gets the wrong card or something.

629
00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,700
What did you ask Cody?

630
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:06,700
What lore did he learn? I didn't know he taught himself magic. That's cool.

631
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:10,700
I couldn't find where it's like this what lore it said he learned.

632
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:16,700
But I know it could have been the in the total war either the lore of Nahakara or lore of light.

633
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:20,700
I know those are the ones they have available to them in the game.

634
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:25,700
I didn't see specifically at least I might have just missed it what lore he learned.

635
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:30,700
But he basically just said I'm a wizard now. This is my thing now.

636
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:33,700
Isn't he like stunningly average at it though? Isn't that the funny part?

637
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:40,700
He's not great at it but you know in Warhammer it's not like D&D where if you read books long enough you're a wizard.

638
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,700
You kind of need to have that vibe going for you.

639
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:50,700
If you look at your interpretation it's like he just says I'm a wizard does random card tricks and pulls out rabbits occasionally.

640
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,700
Nobody argues with him.

641
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:55,700
You're a wizard etc. I'm a lot.

642
00:46:55,700 --> 00:47:00,700
No one wanted to argue because they get their beheaded.

643
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,700
It's not worth going against him on this issue.

644
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:06,700
It's a good magic trick is it? Yes my lord. Yes. Definitely.

645
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,700
Wonderful wonderful please don't kill me.

646
00:47:08,700 --> 00:47:15,700
I'm less Harry and more Hermione. He's the Hermione of all the Potter setting. Less Harry.

647
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:19,700
Harry would be Max Schreiber.

648
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:23,700
It's Nehekara. Not Nehekara. No that kind of thing.

649
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:28,700
Oh god people listening to this are going to hate us.

650
00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:30,700
We've said much worse.

651
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:36,700
We have. We already stated with a 10,000 year old nut at the beginning so it's only gone uphill.

652
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:44,700
Yeah. But after enough of this he had reunified Nehekara and then he just kept going.

653
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:49,700
He wasn't just restoring the land. He was going to make it bigger and better than ever.

654
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:58,700
And his name got to the point where he was feared halfway around the world is the exact sentence I read.

655
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:07,700
Which if taken literally means that even the elves and dwarves at the height of their power would if they came into conflict with him he won.

656
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:13,700
Which I don't know about you but I have no issues with this etc.

657
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:15,700
What happened against the elves?

658
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:19,700
Listen if it was almost anyone else I'd be like no that's stupid but etc.

659
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:28,700
It's like I was saying earlier like he's so arrogant and his ego is so massive that he's earned the right to just win.

660
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:39,700
He tells I know at least in Total War he challenges dark elves if you open diplomacy with him as one to try and match his cruelty.

661
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:45,700
He is just so awesome.

662
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:52,700
He's one of those characters that you just go he's so cool I don't care that half of this is so stupid he's just so cool.

663
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:59,700
It's a special chariot made just to carry his balls next to him because they're so massive.

664
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:05,700
You said that was such conviction and chest I actually believed you.

665
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:09,700
It's like the sidecar of a motorcycle.

666
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:13,700
Take embalmed balls lovely.

667
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:22,700
And as Cody said his fleets even made it as far as Lustria which is Warhammer South America.

668
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:30,700
So imagine if Ramsey's the Great or someone just showed up in South America we found records of him hanging out there.

669
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:35,700
That's what he did because it was land therefore it belonged to him that that was it.

670
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:48,700
And he was I mentioned the wizard thing but as we said earlier again he was still a man and he realized that not only would he not live long enough to conquer everything which is a major downer for him.

671
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:55,700
In death his accomplishments as far as he cared would be nothing because he's not around to keep conquering and enjoy his realm.

672
00:49:55,700 --> 00:50:01,700
So he commanded his priests to find the secret of eternal life and founded the Mortuary Cult.

673
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:07,700
And you know they they did pretty good by the standards of eternal life.

674
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:12,700
I mean I guess again that's kind of a all or nothing deal but they did keep him alive for hundreds of years.

675
00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:16,700
So it wasn't like he you know he hit 60 and croaked.

676
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:23,700
But in the end despite them finding out how to use the winds of magic how to keep people alive for much longer they failed.

677
00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:28,700
Pissed but you can't really out will aging.

678
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:33,700
Setra ordered the construction of the greatest monument ever to be built in the Hecarim.

679
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:38,700
His burial pyramid because if he has to die he's doing it in style.

680
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,700
Even better than the black pyramid.

681
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:44,700
Well that's like a arguably.

682
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:46,700
Ash comes later.

683
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:47,700
He's actually bigger.

684
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:51,700
Ash build something specifically bigger than Setra just to kind of dunk on him.

685
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:55,700
Yeah no that's my bigger my pyramids bigger than yours.

686
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:56,700
Yeah.

687
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:57,700
It literally is that way.

688
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,700
Oh my god that's so pesky.

689
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,700
And it was given the finest of words.

690
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,700
What's up.

691
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,700
Sorry I didn't realize your time I said welcome to the tomb.

692
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:09,700
He said it's so petty and I said welcome to the tomb kings.

693
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:14,700
Yeah they are very cool very good at what they do.

694
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:16,700
Oh so petty.

695
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:20,700
But this pyramid finest of words finest of riches.

696
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:24,700
If they made the whole thing out of solid gold I'm sure they would have.

697
00:51:24,700 --> 00:51:29,700
But it was just you know just the finest white marble in all of the land.

698
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:36,700
And he was buried alongside his most trusted soldiers and servants alive as we talked about.

699
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:45,700
So I always just whatever I think about it I just go I really hoped you don't join the Hecarim army.

700
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:48,700
When your king is getting up there in the years.

701
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:54,700
You're going to have a rough one pretty soon if your king's about to pass.

702
00:51:54,700 --> 00:52:01,700
I don't know which is worse being like a veteran or being a brand new like I've just been inducted as his his official shoe shiner.

703
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:03,700
I'm a week in it's going well.

704
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:04,700
Wait what's that.

705
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:08,700
What's that like JCB doing coming towards this big.

706
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,700
I didn't even get to do my job for long.

707
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,700
Get in the pyramid Shinji.

708
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:16,700
Get in the pit.

709
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,700
I need to call my union after this.

710
00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:20,700
Wait there are no unions.

711
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:22,700
This is a monarchy.

712
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:33,700
He was promised that the mortuary cult would continue the research into not only eternal life but resurrecting the dead and granting him a body of solid living gold.

713
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,700
Because Warhammer emperors are tacky.

714
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:40,700
And after this it is known as the time of kings and the mortuary cult grows.

715
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:44,700
So after he died no one could quite hold everything together like him.

716
00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:48,700
He was just too awesome for anyone to follow that act up.

717
00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:51,700
And the city states once again became united.

718
00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:55,700
Well you know they did fight every now and then but it was nothing like the time of strife.

719
00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:02,700
It was at least the comparison I thought of was it was more like the Greek city states where there's not usually.

720
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:05,700
My thesis was on the Peloponnesian war so it did happen.

721
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:10,700
But there's not usually like massive wars the little skirmishes between the cities.

722
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,700
Borders change a bit and then everyone goes home.

723
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:18,700
You know Camry needs some more slaves so they're going to go kick someone in the teeth and bring him back home.

724
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:20,700
That kind of thing.

725
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:22,700
And the mortuary cult was not idle.

726
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:30,700
They kept the research going and by the fifth generation of these priests who had been by this point extending their lives very long.

727
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:34,700
This is when they discovered how to bind their souls to their bodies and remain alive forever.

728
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:40,700
And they were almost at least they felt able to live forever.

729
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,700
They were not live forever. Bring back the dead.

730
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:49,700
And something I think is notable is that they weren't.

731
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:51,700
This isn't technically necromancy.

732
00:53:51,700 --> 00:54:01,700
It kind of is but someone coming up soon is kind of the inventor of it because I unless I again unless I miss something the Dume Kings don't use like dark magic.

733
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:04,700
That's how necromancy usually kind of works in Warhammer.

734
00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:08,700
They use the darker darker sides of magic.

735
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:10,700
But the Necrons didn't use that.

736
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,700
So they were able to.

737
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,700
I was going to say does it come from their like Nehikaran gods.

738
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,700
So it's like a kind of.

739
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:17,700
Yeah.

740
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:19,700
They kind of skip the skipper like a step.

741
00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:20,700
It's like this slightly cleaner.

742
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:23,700
This is like filtered necromancy.

743
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,700
Yeah.

744
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,700
They got a filter on the tap.

745
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:31,700
What I read was they have their own kind of version of the underworld.

746
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:37,700
So they're sort of welcoming people back from the underworld and then like rebinding those souls back up into the world of living again.

747
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:43,700
But the dark magic stuff and the Ash learns dark magic from dark elves is my understanding.

748
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,700
Yes.

749
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:45,700
You're going to get there.

750
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:46,700
Yeah.

751
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:47,700
Those fellows are coming soon.

752
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:58,700
Also if anyone's watching feel free to keep a counter of everything you can blame on Malekith because that counter is pretty much every problem in the Warhammer fantasy world.

753
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,700
It's a.

754
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,700
I'll get to it.

755
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:04,700
But yeah it's not at all hard to blame him for this too.

756
00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:16,700
Oh but these before that these now Lich priests enjoyed power on paper second only to the royal dynasties themselves in practice.

757
00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:21,700
They were mostly in charge because again secret of eternal life.

758
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:25,700
Everyone wants to live forever until they think about it too much.

759
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:32,700
But this is it became the craze as they we discussed earlier.

760
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:39,700
They realized relatively soon there's a difference between eternal life and eternal youth because the body keeps ticking but the soul isn't.

761
00:55:39,700 --> 00:55:53,700
So they became walking mummies and the entire realm as the Lich priests spread knowledge of their abilities became obsessed with death.

762
00:55:53,700 --> 00:56:06,700
So this is why in at least in the Tomb Kings lore there's you know everything has no skulls and it's all tombs pyramids all that stuff because with the idea that you can live forever.

763
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:12,700
Death kind of became one of the biggest things they were thinking about.

764
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:13,700
Cultural cornerstone.

765
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:28,700
Yeah it got to the point that almost a majority of like the treasury I guess like their resources were being devoted to maintaining and creating these monuments to death.

766
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:35,700
I love that there are so many skulls in Warhammer that eventually the company was like do we need to come up with a lore reason why we need to come up with a camp there.

767
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:37,700
That's a lot of skulls.

768
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:43,700
So what we need to figure this out we painted 50 of them on this map. Why are they there.

769
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:59,700
They explain it in the the one of the Warhammer books isn't it is the the 40k Horus heresy master of mankind isn't like the 40k verse they explain why there's a skull everywhere.

770
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:10,700
So it's like the Emperor held like a skull the Emperor essentially held his like his dad's skull when he was a kid. I don't know what this like a Warhammer moment maybe for that.

771
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:14,700
They were big fans of the role fans of Hamlet.

772
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:29,700
I hope they're using all the other bones they like femurs like oh not another femur I've got loads of them then are useless can't put them on anything can't put them on like chairs it's all skulls these days premium ear bones.

773
00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:31,700
Make a keychain rubbish.

774
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:35,700
And we're just really discussing bone fashion it's a Tomb King video so.

775
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:54,700
They're kind of linked and these pyramids. It was kind of weird because on the one hand, no one wants to build a bigger pyramid than setras both out of respect and fear that the sheer audacity of doing that would be enough to bring him back to slap you into the dirt.

776
00:57:54,700 --> 00:58:08,700
But they wanted them bigger than the guy who came before them so I like to imagine they had to get creative at some point, like one guy built his upside down one guy just, it's like one story tall but it's really wide.

777
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:23,700
One guy like dug underneath another guy so it's like a tape measure, making sure like the distance between, like setras and the other guys it's like a millimeter is like if I can do point five of a millimeter I can just say I've got it bigger than his quarter of a

778
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:25,700
pebble and I'll be good.

779
00:58:25,700 --> 00:58:29,700
It's basically like a friend's Minecraft server.

780
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:33,700
I'm going nuts with it yeah.

781
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:49,700
And you know, this is, you know the lesser nobles got into this, the warriors were being rewarded with eternal life as well, being bound to the ushabdies the constructs like was mentioned earlier, and very morbid, but this is still one of the most prosperous times of

782
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:53,700
Cambrian history, or all of Nehekero really.

783
00:58:53,700 --> 00:59:00,700
And then it's time for the second evilest dude in all of Warhammer to make his grand entrance.

784
00:59:00,700 --> 00:59:03,700
Second only to every skaven who ever lived ever.

785
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:07,700
They all fight for the title of first place.

786
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:12,700
You know I was about to argue with you about that but as soon as you said the skaven was like oh no no he's right.

787
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:23,700
You know, any, any, what, the evil though is they just pure instinct of just like I just want to live and I want to survive and eat and yeah is that like this is not malicious is it's just they're, they're just hardwired to be annoying.

788
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:40,700
I think just for reference on that there's a, as the skaven, if you build the max level gold mine in total war the description is, I have this memorized because it's so funny, although they have no use for it personally, the skaven will mine gold purely to inconvenience the other races.

789
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,700
Yeah.

790
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:48,700
That's like an annoying little brother rather than like you know Vlad the Impaler you know.

791
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:57,700
Well they also built nukes and use them frequently. Yeah, but if a toddler could do that they probably do it just because they're brats. What, what, what, what do you think?

792
00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,700
Yo, what?

793
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:04,700
I don't know, I'm just trying to justify my point somehow.

794
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:10,700
What are the ones in the UK are pharaohs. What are UK children like?

795
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:16,700
I guess I have Lord of the Flies.

796
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:32,700
Article or Reddit post somewhere I came across years ago. And one of the questions in it was, okay so skaven are terrible right? So if someone took a skaven orphan and raised them by humans, would they still be evil or not?

797
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:44,700
Like this thread went on and on and on to the point that I couldn't tell if it was based on a short story or someone came up with it, but I mean people have had the how evil are the skaven discussion for years.

798
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,700
We've been on the internet too long.

799
01:00:46,700 --> 01:01:02,700
We started getting to these. Oh my lord. I just I just I linked this that that image of like raising a skaven with the the seminal movie Cats vs Dogs where there's the bit where the evil cats wearing a bonnet goes evil does not wear a bonnet.

800
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:05,700
I'm just imagining a skaven doing that now.

801
01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:08,700
If nothing.

802
01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:18,700
If nothing. If nothing else Andy and Hal.

803
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:21,700
The way skaven are born.

804
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:25,700
Just imagine industrial scale da monke laba.

805
01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:30,700
Oh, yeah, it's not great. I'm ready.

806
01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,700
It's not great.

807
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:39,700
Moving on to second place in evil in the evil land in the Hecarim Royal culture.

808
01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:46,700
The firstborn child, unlike everyone else ever is not the guy who's in charge.

809
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:49,700
They go to the mortuary cult to become a lich priest.

810
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:57,700
The secondborn rules and thus Nagash became a lich priest and his brother Thutep took the crown after their father passed.

811
01:01:57,700 --> 01:02:03,700
Like Cetra, as that two sides of the same coin. That was a really good point earlier.

812
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:12,700
They he was a power hungry egomaniac. Unlike Cetra did not care for the love part of feared and loved.

813
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:21,700
He was even once briefly given command of an army in a city when the general in charge of the campaign was killed, but was not only removed from power.

814
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:29,700
Once the situation was sorted out, but his name was removed from the history books. He was only referred to as a great leader.

815
01:02:29,700 --> 01:02:41,700
So Nagash not only wasn't allowed to be king, not only had all the things he done taken away from him, but he had a taste of power and by God, did he want it back.

816
01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:46,700
One night, though, his luck turned for the better and everyone else on the planet for the worse.

817
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:54,700
When a trio of dark elves were captured and brought to be sacrificed, Nagash told everyone, you know, he's a high priest.

818
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:58,700
He's a he'll gladly take over the sacrificial rights and all that stuff.

819
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,700
And then he just took off and locked him in his basement.

820
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:05,700
And he told them that they could either teach him dark magic or they can die.

821
01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:11,700
And they were a lot more willing to help this human out with with those terms.

822
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:21,700
And I mentioned Malekith earlier, I believe that these are the same elves that started the War of the Beard with the murder of the dwarf caravans.

823
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,700
Oh, so they deserved it.

824
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:25,700
Well, I mean, I mean, they're dark elves.

825
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:28,700
They're they all deserve it.

826
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:35,700
But yeah, so there there's the other counter for Malekith doing everything wrong.

827
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:42,700
We've got destroying the elves, we've got having the dwarves and elves destroy each other and we have the cash.

828
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:45,700
So thank you, Malekith, for just being the worst.

829
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,700
I mean, Malekith all over the setting.

830
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:49,700
Yeah. Yeah.

831
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:52,700
That phrase was in the Bretonnia, though.

832
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:55,700
He's actually oh, God, I didn't even think about that.

833
01:03:55,700 --> 01:04:04,700
Actually, technically, yes, because the reason that Bretonnia and much of the human lands in the setting used to be high elven colonies.

834
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:13,700
And because of the War of the Beard and the following dark elf invasion of Ulthuan, all of the colonists were called back.

835
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:23,700
And the ones that didn't went to Athel Loren and the proto Bretonians learned about horse riding by watching high elven silver helms in battle.

836
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:31,700
So you have them influencing Bretonnia and then you have Athel Loren being like elf Illuminati for Bretonnia.

837
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:40,700
The always sunny meme where he has the red string and he's just like connecting all the dots.

838
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:43,700
I've had my eye open right here.

839
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,700
Wow, Malekith really just is the worst.

840
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:49,700
You're right. He's responsible for Bretonnia.

841
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:53,700
When you put it that way, as soon as you say, he's like, yeah, you recalled all the lands.

842
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:54,700
That was a complete show on the dot.

843
01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:55,700
That was just for funny points.

844
01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:57,700
And I've done something profound.

845
01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:02,700
Andy, who knows nothing about Warhammer lore as a war offender.

846
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,700
Pure chaos.

847
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:09,700
My it's a moment of enlightenment has just been reached.

848
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:13,700
But if you give a million monkeys typewriters, they write Shakespeare.

849
01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:17,700
I did the same method there.

850
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:19,700
Pretty much.

851
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:26,700
So these elves taught him dark magic and eventually they tried to escape and Nagash killed them in a magical duel.

852
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:36,700
So after just a relatively short time of using them to learn, he was already able to beat dark elves who, you know, I know you don't like them, Andy, but elves are good at magic.

853
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:40,700
And the gash pretty quickly was able to take them on at that, too.

854
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:47,700
So Nagash brilliant, awful, but he is pretty damn smart.

855
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:54,700
And in fact, he became one of the only humans in history to learn to be able to wield dark magic and more or less its raw unfiltered form.

856
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,700
Usually humans can't do that in Warhammer.

857
01:05:56,700 --> 01:06:04,700
They got to use one of the schools of magic, only one lore rather than just all of it.

858
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:21,700
And after this, he decided that now it's time for step two, which was to corrupt the mortuary cult and gain followers, most notably Arc in the Black, who is called that because he had black rotted teeth when he was a human and not a skeleton.

859
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:26,700
He was a big fan of it's not chewing tobacco, but it's that root.

860
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,700
Yeah, yeah.

861
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,700
The black root, I think.

862
01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:29,700
Where was he?

863
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,700
Where was he from?

864
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:31,700
Was he Norsca?

865
01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:33,700
No, he's he's also a Nehekaron.

866
01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:34,700
I think.

867
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:37,700
Ah, so Nehekaron didn't have any Colgate.

868
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:39,700
It was just like we don't brush our teeth around here.

869
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:48,700
Well, he was also noted as being exceptionally foul as a loper, like not even like awful, just like it was gross to be around Arcann.

870
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:54,700
So there's two interpretations on that one. One is awful dental hygiene. Two, have you ever seen the movie Black Hawk Down?

871
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,700
Yeah.

872
01:06:55,700 --> 01:07:03,700
Yep. Right. So there's actually a type of root that local people in Ethiopia and stuff would chew at the time that would stain the teeth.

873
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:06,700
But it also has like some hallucinogenic properties.

874
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:12,700
So there's an argument whether or not he was chewing it because he has, you know, terrible dental hygiene or sort of why those two kind of go together there.

875
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:18,700
So it's tough sometimes to know what the writers were thinking about when they wrote that, because it's only like a sentence, you know.

876
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:19,700
Yeah.

877
01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:22,700
Oh, I also haven't seen Black Hawk Down.

878
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,700
There's another one for the counter.

879
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:25,700
Well, that hasn't seen any of it.

880
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:26,700
Colin hasn't watched.

881
01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:28,700
He has watched the Dark Father.

882
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:30,700
He's definitely seen Sordar online.

883
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:32,700
I have not. Oh, my God.

884
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,700
I've not seen that.

885
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:36,700
I never will.

886
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,700
I've never seen.

887
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:43,700
I've never seen all the Dragon Ball GT. I mean, like, there's actually a top 100 list. You can just work your way through it.

888
01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:45,700
I know I could.

889
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:50,700
We did have a comment, by the way, that said, I need to watch Dragon Ball if you watch the Godfather.

890
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:52,700
I think that was the challenge.

891
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:55,700
Well, now I have some motivation.

892
01:07:55,700 --> 01:08:00,700
Other than constantly.

893
01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:05,700
Oh, God. Back to Warhammer. I'm getting clowned on too much.

894
01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:11,700
So after he got his followers, he cannot do anything that isn't evil.

895
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:16,700
So he slaughtered his brother's bodyguard in a single night and buried his brother alive.

896
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:20,700
So great guy.

897
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,700
That wasn't enough.

898
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:27,700
So he forcibly took his wife's hand in marriage, his brother's wife's hand in marriage and crowned himself king.

899
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:28,700
Literally.

900
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,700
What?

901
01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:36,700
Are you saying he was terrible at first? I was like, do you mean he married her? He's like, cut her hand off and was like, marry me or I'll do this.

902
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:42,700
No. Although, as you can imagine, he was all kinds of abusive.

903
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,700
So he's again, just the worst.

904
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:58,700
Later, he doubled down on that by murdering his brother's wife, which also had a side effect of breaking a covenant with the Nehekeren gods and causing them to more or less abandon their people.

905
01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:04,700
So it is he is speed running worst human being on in existence.

906
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:17,700
We get to his black pyramid built out of black marble, specifically to be bigger than setras, because it is an ego contest with the Tomb Kings at every possible moment.

907
01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:31,700
And he, unlike the other pyramids, which were given the nice, lovely kind of magic, Nagesh had dark, evil, brooding 2001 Hot Topic goth magic wards all over his pyramid.

908
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:35,700
And then he went to conquering because, of course, he did.

909
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,700
If you didn't pay tribute to him, you were brutally conquered and enslaved.

910
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:45,700
If you did pay tribute to him when he asked, you were just just brutally enslaved.

911
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:48,700
Just collecting war crimes like their Pokemon cards. I need that one.

912
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:55,700
Pretty. It's it's the Geneva checklist for Nagesh is what it is.

913
01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:56,700
Evil bingo.

914
01:09:56,700 --> 01:10:09,700
Speaking of, he's the great necromancer is one of his names with good reason, as with him for the first time in the world's history, skeletons and the undead were raised to be the bulk of his forces.

915
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:17,700
So that's he's the first and greatest necromancer, which keeps going even when he's dead.

916
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,700
So very committed to his work.

917
01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:21,700
Books of Nagesh.

918
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:25,700
Oh, yeah. He I don't believe I can't believe I almost skipped over that.

919
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:32,700
He wrote nine books, of course, titled The Nine Books of Nagesh because ego outweighs creativity for these people.

920
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:41,700
And they were the just the combined knowledge of everything he had learned. And I think another Harry Potter reference he did.

921
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:44,700
He put a little bit of himself in each of the books.

922
01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:56,700
And the end result of that was no one but him could get the full like their full worth out of it, which one keeps other people from growing too powerful and makes them dependent on him.

923
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:59,700
Because if you want all the secrets, you need to get himself.

924
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:03,700
I just like the fact that is like, oh, he was like he was a general.

925
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:05,700
He was a war criminal, blah, blah, blah.

926
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:10,700
And also like novelists like he's he's you know, he's a hacker at times.

927
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:13,700
Bestseller author just like, yeah, sold a million copies.

928
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,700
Everyone loves my books. He's not.

929
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:18,700
He's very prolific. Everything he does is evil.

930
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:21,700
But, you know, he does a little bit of everything.

931
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,700
It took after just enough of this crap.

932
01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:28,700
It took seven kings to combine their seven armies.

933
01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:33,700
I couldn't figure out a way to write an actually good seven nations army joke.

934
01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:37,700
So there's the reference. I'll just throw it up like a Duke Nukem.

935
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:43,700
That awful game and just point at it and go, yes, there's the reference.

936
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,700
He assembled them like the white stripes.

937
01:11:46,700 --> 01:11:49,700
That's the band. Yep.

938
01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:56,700
And because of all of this fighting or not, pardon me, I brain meltdown again.

939
01:11:56,700 --> 01:12:00,700
It happens a lot with this seven nation army, seven king army.

940
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:03,700
They were finally able to drive out Nagash.

941
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:10,700
And this is one of those, as Cody mentioned earlier, those funky lore bits where there was some retcons and interpretations.

942
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:14,700
The one is that Arkhan sacrificed himself to allow Nagash to retreat.

943
01:12:14,700 --> 01:12:18,700
Another said they kidnapped him and brought him to Lamia.

944
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:23,700
But either way, they're out of the picture for now.

945
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:31,700
Because though Nagash is gone, not dead, very notably gone, his workings had still corrupted the land horribly.

946
01:12:31,700 --> 01:12:40,700
The Age of Strife pretty much began again because war game has to happen as disease, famine and marauders plagued the land once again.

947
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:49,700
It took centuries for these kings to recover the resources and population because everything was thrown at Nagash to get rid of him because he is just that awful.

948
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:53,700
So not only, you know, the treasury is empty, there's no people left.

949
01:12:53,700 --> 01:13:02,700
But after hundreds of years, we get to the second greatest and last king of Nehekara, Al-Qaedazar.

950
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:08,700
He rose to power and Nehekara, it's like the, you know, there's the gold age, the silver age.

951
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:14,700
This is like the bronze age. It's been better. We're doing okay. We're doing pretty good still.

952
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:24,700
He told the mortuary cult, if you deviate at all, I am going to bring the hammer down because the last time you deviated from your rituals, we got skeleton Hitler.

953
01:13:24,700 --> 01:13:30,700
So they're going to make sure that the priests are reigned in for the first time in thousands of years.

954
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:35,700
And, you know, naturally, everything was going well until it wasn't.

955
01:13:35,700 --> 01:13:41,700
Because that city of Lamia, some of those nobles were very corrupt.

956
01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:45,700
The city, just for reference, is on the eastern edge of Nehekara.

957
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:52,700
It's a coastal city that even was one of the places that traded with Cathay when it finally popped up in their history.

958
01:13:52,700 --> 01:13:56,700
And, you know, even imported gunpowder, which I think that's pretty cool.

959
01:13:56,700 --> 01:14:07,700
And again, leaders horribly corrupt and saw in the Gashas' teachings the ability to sever the reliance on the mortuary cult once and for all and get eternal youth, not just eternal life.

960
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:13,700
Because again, hard to want to live forever if by 200 years in you're just a skeleton.

961
01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:17,700
They haven't discovered Botox yet, so they still look a bit weird.

962
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:24,700
No, Botox, the highest tech they ever got to was the Renaissance. Botox were still a couple thousand years out, I'm afraid.

963
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:33,700
Just like terrible Tomb King like dating profiles. Just being like, oh god, I want this guy. He says he's 35, but he's 300 as well.

964
01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:36,700
He's 35 hundred.

965
01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:39,700
What was the city again, the coastal city called?

966
01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:40,700
Lamia.

967
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:41,700
Lamia Shore.

968
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:43,700
There you go.

969
01:14:43,700 --> 01:14:44,700
Oh god.

970
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:49,700
Jersey Shore. That was a, that was something.

971
01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:54,700
And the queen of Lamia, Neferada.

972
01:14:54,700 --> 01:15:06,700
She became the first vampire and spread it around to her closest friends who would become the origin point of the vampire bloodlines in Warhammer.

973
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:13,700
Which again, if we go back to that, we can blame Malekith for vampires too in kind of a disconnected way.

974
01:15:13,700 --> 01:15:16,700
Really just is the worst.

975
01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:26,700
And spread it around is the right word right there, because the actual way of getting vampirism is really not not particularly detailed.

976
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:31,700
So think about it like an STD, Bloodborne STD. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

977
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,700
The fluids are being exchanged somehow.

978
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,700
Yeah.

979
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:39,700
And it's probably not pleasant.

980
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:52,700
I guess it's not really a spoiler anymore because CA released her in the game. I know Ulrica's transformation wasn't too detailed in the books.

981
01:15:52,700 --> 01:15:55,700
It was described as she pretty much was just blacked out.

982
01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:00,700
And then when she woke up, she was real hungry, except food wasn't cut in it anymore.

983
01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:06,700
And so with this, we now have vampires, be it from depending on which interpretation you want.

984
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:11,700
Neferada reading into Nagash's research and trying to recreate the Elixir of Life and failing.

985
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:16,700
Or Arken doing his best and still failing because he's not Nagash.

986
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:24,700
And all this time they were secretly guided by Nagash himself from his new city of Nagash's are.

987
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:29,700
Every time I say that, I want to laugh a bit because it's so arrogant.

988
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:31,700
Such a power of Nagash.

989
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,700
You know, I guess.

990
01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,700
I always ask a question right there.

991
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:35,700
Of course.

992
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:39,700
Every time I read that little bit of lore, I'm like, I'm sorry, what?

993
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,700
It definitely comes across.

994
01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:46,700
And then he's like, and then I was pulling the strings all along.

995
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:47,700
What was he doing right there?

996
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:51,700
It's like, oh, they were doing his plan.

997
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:58,700
He was mystically guiding them from beyond with magic.

998
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:09,700
I think another interpretation I read, a possibility of the lore is that when the vampires first tried to contact him,

999
01:17:09,700 --> 01:17:14,700
he basically gave the guy a brain aneurysm and then staked him through the heart for 20 years.

1000
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:18,700
And then he realized, oh, these vampires could be really useful servants.

1001
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:26,700
So depending again on which lore you want to go with, he could have been secretly guiding him in the five dimensional chess game he was playing.

1002
01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:31,700
Or he just basically tripped into a bunch of superheroes or supervillain servants to have.

1003
01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:41,700
Notably also, the vampires don't really have most of the weaknesses they have yet because Nagash gave them to them for failing him later on.

1004
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,700
But they do.

1005
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:44,700
They just have a thirst for blood.

1006
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:46,700
They can still go out in the sun.

1007
01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:51,700
But with this, moving forward to the Tomb Kings, they are.

1008
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:59,700
They're mighty vampires of Warhammer, even the most scholarly, shudden wizard vampire can still rip a man in half.

1009
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:05,700
When it's one city of them versus all of Nahecara, they're going to lose because you might be able to arm wrestle the night.

1010
01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:07,700
You can't arm wrestle the Sphinx.

1011
01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:09,700
That's going to put you down.

1012
01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:15,700
So the vampires were driven out and forced north into Nagash's waiting arms.

1013
01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:17,700
I was almost going to say loving embrace.

1014
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:21,700
I could not bring myself to say that.

1015
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:24,700
Yeah, it's a different kind of loving.

1016
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,700
Yeah.

1017
01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:31,700
Driving them out, as I said, only led to them becoming his direct servants now instead of mystical.

1018
01:18:31,700 --> 01:18:32,700
Maybe they are.

1019
01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:34,700
Maybe he's just full of it.

1020
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:39,700
And Nagash, the battle, you know, the war round two is ready to go.

1021
01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:43,700
And they were fiercer than ever before because Nagash was now not even fighting to rule.

1022
01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:49,700
He was just fighting to just kill, just ruin everyone else.

1023
01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:57,700
The river Vitae, the not Nile, was poisoned and later renamed the Great Mortis River because it doesn't give life anymore.

1024
01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,700
You drink that water, you're probably going to die.

1025
01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:04,700
Is it like the water in Flint?

1026
01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:06,700
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1027
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,700
Is that a correct reference? I don't know.

1028
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:09,700
I know.

1029
01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:13,700
I mean, you're not wrong. It's just like really messed up thing to say.

1030
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:17,700
Is it? I don't know. Apologies.

1031
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:20,700
All I know is people joke about the water in Flint.

1032
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:23,700
I don't know what the water in Flint is like.

1033
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,700
Very tainted.

1034
01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,700
Oh, OK.

1035
01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:33,700
Apologies to anyone from Flint, Michigan.

1036
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:34,700
What is happening?

1037
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,700
The woods reference or something? I'm not sure what's going on.

1038
01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:41,700
Different side of the pond here, so a bit lost.

1039
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:44,700
City with very tainted drinking water.

1040
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:48,700
Think about it like one of the plagues of Egypt, where the Nile turned into blood, right?

1041
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:53,700
And so everybody that drinks from it kills everything around it. More like that.

1042
01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:54,700
Yeah.

1043
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,700
Damn.

1044
01:19:56,700 --> 01:19:59,700
That's a better reference.

1045
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:03,700
Oh, well, live and learn hell.

1046
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:11,700
And despite the ferocity of the battle, the Tomb Kings were, I mean, it's still scary fighting the undead, but this was the second time he was back.

1047
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,700
So they had a bit more experience.

1048
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:21,700
Despite that, Al-Qaeda's are was captured and brought back to Nagash's are the wonderful city of Nagash founded by Nagash love Nagash.

1049
01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:24,700
And it was time for his greatest ritual yet.

1050
01:20:24,700 --> 01:20:28,700
Raise every single corpse on the planet under his control.

1051
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:33,700
Elf, dwarf, orc, probably a lot of skaven because they die every three seconds.

1052
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,700
Didn't matter. They were all going to be under his control.

1053
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:40,700
And this was by this point after the elves and the dwarfs had their big old punch up.

1054
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:44,700
So there's a lot of corpses all over the place now.

1055
01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:50,700
Al-Qaeda's are was kept alive pretty much just to suffer and watch his kingdom be erased.

1056
01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:53,700
And surely enough, Nagash started with Nehekara.

1057
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:57,700
And in the blink of an eye, everything that was alive just wasn't anymore.

1058
01:20:57,700 --> 01:21:03,700
There was still desert in it, but it was still decently green and verdant.

1059
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:06,700
There were waterfalls, oasis, that kind of stuff.

1060
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:09,700
Now, none of that. It's all dead.

1061
01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:13,700
Before he could finish, however, we had...

1062
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:16,700
What did you say earlier, Cody?

1063
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:19,700
Deus ex skaven.

1064
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:27,700
Because the skaven, very self-centered, but sometimes you can still be helping everyone out by being selfish.

1065
01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:33,700
Because everything on the planet, including the skaven, would have been conquered by him.

1066
01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:39,700
So they freed Al-Qaeda's are from his bindings, gave him a warpstone sword and a pad on the back,

1067
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:42,700
and helped him defeat Nagash once and for all.

1068
01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:46,700
Except not really, only kind of, but don't worry about that.

1069
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:53,700
The great necromancer was slain and Al-Qaeda's are, now rule of a dead realm, faded from history.

1070
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:57,700
Were we talking about that on an episode, Hal?

1071
01:21:57,700 --> 01:22:03,700
Where we're like, the conga line of skaven they must have had to get the Fel Plane of Al-Qaeda's are?

1072
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:06,700
Yeah, like, off the baton, isn't it?

1073
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:13,700
Just because it's so pure warpstone and evil and horrible that even the skaven couldn't hold it for long.

1074
01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:17,700
And they usually have no trouble holding that stuff.

1075
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:27,700
The idea like, like a stadium level of like, skaven left in the beginning and then like one of them made it towards the end.

1076
01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:32,700
I was thinking of the Olympic torch, where they like, they relay across the world for some stupid reason.

1077
01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:36,700
Like, oh we gotta move the flame! And then it's just with skaven.

1078
01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:39,700
And then the wind like, blows it out.

1079
01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:40,700
Yeah, yeah.

1080
01:22:40,700 --> 01:22:43,700
Or something.

1081
01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:46,700
They dropped it on the way, so now they gotta go make a new one.

1082
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:50,700
Whenever I think about that final dagger at the end, it's just like drunken pin the tail on the donkey.

1083
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,700
You can almost see him like, putting it in his hand.

1084
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:57,700
And they're like, trying to guide the guy over there, because he's falling over, because he's completely emaciated.

1085
01:22:57,700 --> 01:22:59,700
And you can't even barely hold the thing.

1086
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:02,700
Been tortured, you're like, go get him bud, you got this one.

1087
01:23:02,700 --> 01:23:08,700
They even, I think, they had some of the greysiers holding off the worst of Nagash's magics.

1088
01:23:08,700 --> 01:23:13,700
If otherwise, Nagash probably would have just zapped Alcadizar, and they'd be like, alright, well problem done.

1089
01:23:13,700 --> 01:23:20,700
Which, hey, the only, in any way, generous thing the skaven have ever done.

1090
01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:21,700
And with that...

1091
01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:22,700
I can finally ask something.

1092
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:25,700
Cody, was Alcadizar a vampire?

1093
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:28,700
We couldn't remember this part.

1094
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:32,700
Did like, what's the name? Who's the first vampire? The lady?

1095
01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:33,700
Neferada.

1096
01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:34,700
Neferada.

1097
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:37,700
Did she turn Alcadizar into a vampire or not?

1098
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:38,700
I can't think of anything.

1099
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:39,700
No, they're two different cities.

1100
01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:40,700
Yeah.

1101
01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:41,700
So I don't think she did.

1102
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:44,700
He's just like the ruler of Kimri, he's just like a regular guy.

1103
01:23:44,700 --> 01:23:47,700
Damn. I thought he was like, captured by her or something.

1104
01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:49,700
He may have been at some point.

1105
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:54,700
But Vlad, Vlad von Karstein started off as a Lamean vampire.

1106
01:23:54,700 --> 01:23:56,700
Hashtag VladdyDaddy.

1107
01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:02,700
And then he went around the world and ended up in not Romania.

1108
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:03,700
Totally not Romania.

1109
01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:04,700
Definitely not.

1110
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:11,700
Don't, just don't put the Tran in front of Sylvania.

1111
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:14,700
And this can be a completely original creation.

1112
01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:16,700
Don't put the Tran in front of God.

1113
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:18,700
Well, it's just Sylvania.

1114
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:24,700
But then something funny happened because his ritual wasn't successful,

1115
01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:28,700
but he's such a powerful necromancer and just very good at that,

1116
01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:32,700
that people just kind of started standing back up.

1117
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:35,700
So they died and then they got back up.

1118
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:39,700
And it was weird because at least according to what I read,

1119
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,700
some of them who had just died stood back up.

1120
01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:44,700
They still had all the meaty bits attached.

1121
01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:46,700
They were like, what?

1122
01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:50,700
But some people had been dead for quite some time.

1123
01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:53,700
And they rose as nothing but skeletons.

1124
01:24:53,700 --> 01:25:00,700
And as the time went on, the body's dead, none of the systems are functioning.

1125
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:03,700
They're animated, but the heart and blood's not pumping.

1126
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:07,700
So even the people who still had flesh over time had it stripped from their bones

1127
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:11,700
and degraded into the not-but-skeletons as well.

1128
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:16,700
And the most interesting of those fellas were those kings buried in the pyramid

1129
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:18,700
because they were still affected by it,

1130
01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:23,700
but the warnings on the pyramids kept the Tomb Kings from just succumbing

1131
01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:26,700
to either Nagash's will or just mindless undead.

1132
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:29,700
Their bodies shriveled mummies.

1133
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:31,700
Their minds wholly intact.

1134
01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:36,700
They were pretty horrified as they saw that everything they

1135
01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:42,700
and their ancestors had worked so hard to build was just sand-covered ruins now.

1136
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:49,700
It gets worse because now you have just dozens of generations of kings all going,

1137
01:25:49,700 --> 01:25:51,700
hey, I'm in charge.

1138
01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:55,700
And then the guy below and after says, no, I'm in charge.

1139
01:25:55,700 --> 01:25:56,700
So I guess...

1140
01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:57,700
Necrons.

1141
01:25:57,700 --> 01:25:58,700
Yeah.

1142
01:25:58,700 --> 01:25:59,700
Necrons.

1143
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:01,700
Well, Tomb Kings came first.

1144
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:03,700
Necrons are Tomb Kings.

1145
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:04,700
Fair enough.

1146
01:26:04,700 --> 01:26:10,700
So, you know, in this analogy, Cody would be angry at Andy

1147
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:14,700
because Andy threw the throne away to make room for more pyramids.

1148
01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:20,700
Andy would be angry at Hal because Hal signed a peace deal with, I don't know,

1149
01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:24,700
your greatest enemy for the sole purpose of just...

1150
01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:26,700
I don't know.

1151
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:29,700
He just was done fighting, but that's a horrible dishonor.

1152
01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:32,700
Yeah, just to see what would happen in the afterlife when you finally met.

1153
01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:38,700
Hal's angry at me for having the gall to switch...

1154
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:42,700
Not watch Sword Art Online.

1155
01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,700
Yeah, we'll go with that, I guess.

1156
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,700
First season's pretty good.

1157
01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:47,700
True.

1158
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,700
Then it goes downhill significantly.

1159
01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:51,700
I couldn't vouch either way.

1160
01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:55,700
I've just heard it's awful and I'm repeating the opinion.

1161
01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:57,700
Honestly, you're probably better off not watching it.

1162
01:26:57,700 --> 01:27:00,700
You've got time to not wait on that.

1163
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,700
I can do anything else.

1164
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:07,700
Learn a language and not watch Sword Art Online.

1165
01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:12,700
And the reborn mortuary cult is now in a new situation

1166
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:17,700
because suddenly that trump card of granting people immortality

1167
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:21,700
didn't mean anything because they're all immortal now.

1168
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:25,700
So, in order to try and restore some semblance of order

1169
01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:28,700
as not only is every city fighting itself

1170
01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,700
with forever respawning armies

1171
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:34,700
because they just stand back up after enough time passes,

1172
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:36,700
they're now in fighting too

1173
01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:40,700
because all of those generations of kings all want to be king.

1174
01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:44,700
So Grand Hierophant Katep, which, God, is that an awesome title,

1175
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,700
did something drastic.

1176
01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:48,700
He woke up Setra, who was just pyramid,

1177
01:27:48,700 --> 01:27:52,700
because he's Setra, he's so cool, he had the bestest of the pyramids,

1178
01:27:52,700 --> 01:27:56,700
the wardings were the best of them all, the greatest of them all,

1179
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:59,700
and even Nagash's magic couldn't get through that.

1180
01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:02,700
His first order of business was to sit down and listen to Katep

1181
01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:08,700
explain how tremendously awful everything had gone down.

1182
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:12,700
After that, he kicked Katep out until he could find the secret

1183
01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:15,700
to getting him that golden body he really wanted.

1184
01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:18,700
And then after that, he just started doing what he did the first time.

1185
01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:23,700
He marched around Nehekhara and just started beating Tomb Kings to a pulp

1186
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:28,700
until they came to a sort of agreement.

1187
01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:32,700
You can still fight each other, especially because your soldiers just come back

1188
01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:35,700
if you wait long enough, they just reanimate,

1189
01:28:35,700 --> 01:28:39,700
but if I call you for something, you better answer.

1190
01:28:39,700 --> 01:28:42,700
And those who refused this deal were turned into

1191
01:28:42,700 --> 01:28:45,700
self-replenishing catapult ammunition,

1192
01:28:45,700 --> 01:28:49,700
because the skull would reanimate, so they would light it on fire

1193
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:52,700
and then launch it at someone.

1194
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:56,700
They made them into the enemies from Doom, the big flying, fiery skulls.

1195
01:28:56,700 --> 01:29:02,700
Yeah, that's what you get for disobeying Setra.

1196
01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:08,700
And we get to the Tomb Kings as they are now, and something, at least,

1197
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:14,700
again, I've noticed is that while much, you know, in the modern setting,

1198
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:18,700
they're the Tomb Kings, most of the new dynamic things of the lore

1199
01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:21,700
were happening when they were still people.

1200
01:29:21,700 --> 01:29:24,700
Once they become mummies, they kind of set on to a pattern

1201
01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:27,700
of how they generally behave and what they do.

1202
01:29:27,700 --> 01:29:31,700
So there's a couple different things that started happening.

1203
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:35,700
So, Lich Priests were commanded to watch over tombs

1204
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:38,700
and assist any kings who either had not awoken for whatever reason

1205
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:41,700
or returned to slumber for one reason or another.

1206
01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:46,700
Setra demanded that, once again, Nehekara not only be restored to its former glory,

1207
01:29:46,700 --> 01:29:50,700
but expanded beyond ever before, because now he finally has

1208
01:29:50,700 --> 01:29:54,700
what he wanted most, forever to conquer everything.

1209
01:29:54,700 --> 01:29:57,700
And at one point, Cody mentioned this story earlier,

1210
01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:01,700
some Norscans decided to raid Nehekara, Khemri,

1211
01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:07,700
and he got a mutual kill with the Norscan, the Chaos Lord.

1212
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:10,700
Of course, Setra's, you know, he just had to respawn,

1213
01:30:10,700 --> 01:30:13,700
so it didn't mean quite as much on that end.

1214
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:16,700
But, out of the entire army, twelve Norscans survived

1215
01:30:16,700 --> 01:30:20,700
and took off with all of the loot they could carry.

1216
01:30:20,700 --> 01:30:24,700
So Setra got back up eventually and saw that his crown was gone.

1217
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:27,700
That was the most valuable thing, of course.

1218
01:30:27,700 --> 01:30:34,700
And so he calmly and collectively sailed all the way from Egypt to Sweden

1219
01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:38,700
and burned it to the ground until he got all of his stuff back.

1220
01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:41,700
Isn't that the crown that, like, prevents spells from,

1221
01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:43,700
like, they redirect spells or something?

1222
01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:47,700
Like, it basically makes him pretty OP.

1223
01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:49,700
I believe...

1224
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:53,700
Are you saying he's got an UNO reverse card crown or something?

1225
01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:55,700
Of course he...

1226
01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:58,700
I don't know, one of his abilities is, like...

1227
01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:02,700
Is it Intotable as well? Like, his crown helps with, like, um...

1228
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:04,700
Spell resistance and stuff, I think so, yeah.

1229
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:06,700
I know that it was just...

1230
01:31:06,700 --> 01:31:09,700
I think it was a specific item back in the army book as well.

1231
01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:11,700
Mm-hmm. Yeah, they are.

1232
01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:13,700
And most importantly, it's Setra's.

1233
01:31:13,700 --> 01:31:16,700
So even if it was just a rock, it would have been like,

1234
01:31:16,700 --> 01:31:18,700
no, I'm taking that back.

1235
01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:22,700
So one of the very few invasions of the Chaos Wastes to begin with,

1236
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:26,700
a resounding success, and it was motivated solely by

1237
01:31:26,700 --> 01:31:28,700
him wanting his stuff back.

1238
01:31:28,700 --> 01:31:30,700
They just left after the fact.

1239
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:33,700
They didn't state a cleansed of chaos or anything like,

1240
01:31:33,700 --> 01:31:35,700
right, got my stuff, I'm out.

1241
01:31:35,700 --> 01:31:37,700
Yeah, it wasn't a war, it was a repo.

1242
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:39,700
It was just like, I'm doing a repossession of my things.

1243
01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:41,700
Come here, get that back.

1244
01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:44,700
He burned half of Norsca to the ground and then just left.

1245
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,700
Did they still...

1246
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:48,700
Oh, so, go ahead, Cudi, sorry?

1247
01:31:48,700 --> 01:31:51,700
I love that it's basically the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean.

1248
01:31:51,700 --> 01:31:54,700
Someone stole all his gold coins and he refuses,

1249
01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:58,700
like these dead guys refuse to do anything else until they've killed

1250
01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:02,700
everyone that had those coins and they have them all back in their possession.

1251
01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:06,700
I was going to say they stole his plug-in USB rock,

1252
01:32:06,700 --> 01:32:09,700
even if you get Pet Rock.

1253
01:32:09,700 --> 01:32:11,700
That's the most valuable possession.

1254
01:32:11,700 --> 01:32:15,700
They stole Setra Jr., the replacement for Setra Jr.

1255
01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:18,700
Oh, I have no... I sacrifice all my kids,

1256
01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:21,700
but the Pet Rock, where's the Pet Rock?

1257
01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:27,700
Yep, and that's kind of the general thing the Tube Kings were up to.

1258
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:30,700
I know we also mentioned this earlier.

1259
01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:34,700
As much as we try to ignore it, I'm very afraid, Cudi,

1260
01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:39,700
covering the lore and the lore has an end, unfortunately.

1261
01:32:39,700 --> 01:32:41,700
It doesn't, though.

1262
01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:46,700
Does it, I mean, or can we say that the lore really ended after the...

1263
01:32:46,700 --> 01:32:48,700
Wow.

1264
01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:51,700
Oh, my God, what's the thing where...

1265
01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:53,700
Storm of Chaos?

1266
01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:56,700
Storm of Chaos, thank you. Yes, that was it.

1267
01:32:56,700 --> 01:32:59,700
Can I re-say that sentence and pretend that...

1268
01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:01,700
Take two.

1269
01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:03,700
Take two.

1270
01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:06,700
I mean, does it, though, or can we just pretend

1271
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:10,700
that Warhammer just stopped after Storm of Chaos?

1272
01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:14,700
I would love to do that,

1273
01:33:14,700 --> 01:33:16,700
but I do have...

1274
01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:18,700
It's Setra's awesome ending.

1275
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:22,700
Yep. I do, however, have a...

1276
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:24,700
Elf-scent that I am, I do have a bit of dwarf in me,

1277
01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:26,700
and that there's nothing I love more than complaining

1278
01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:29,700
about how things were done before.

1279
01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:32,700
Or complaining in general.

1280
01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:35,700
But before I subject everyone to that,

1281
01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:38,700
a little bit just about how they act now that they're undead

1282
01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:42,700
and have all of eternity to do whatever they want.

1283
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,700
Unless they're called upon by Setra,

1284
01:33:44,700 --> 01:33:48,700
they pretty much just answer to their own whims and needs.

1285
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:51,700
And so there's not really one consistent way that they act,

1286
01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:54,700
which is even a mechanic in Total Warhammer,

1287
01:33:54,700 --> 01:33:56,700
because I don't think, even against Chaos,

1288
01:33:56,700 --> 01:34:00,700
they don't have any penalties, do they?

1289
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:02,700
I don't think they do?

1290
01:34:02,700 --> 01:34:05,700
They'd be immune to psychology if they had it, I don't know.

1291
01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,700
I mean, like, the diplomatic relations.

1292
01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:09,700
I know pretty much every faction,

1293
01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:12,700
like the Tomb Kings are completely neutral to them.

1294
01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:15,700
Like, it could be Chaos, Dwarves, Orcs, don't care.

1295
01:34:15,700 --> 01:34:17,700
All they care about is power.

1296
01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:18,700
You're beneath them.

1297
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:21,700
Oh, yeah. Everyone is equally beneath them.

1298
01:34:21,700 --> 01:34:23,700
They don't care.

1299
01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:25,700
So there's, you know... But that being said,

1300
01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:28,700
there are a few generalizations you can make.

1301
01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:31,700
One for every race is that if you take their stuff,

1302
01:34:31,700 --> 01:34:34,700
they're going to slaughter their way towards you

1303
01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:36,700
until they get it back.

1304
01:34:36,700 --> 01:34:40,700
And since they respawn and they have a lot of big constructs,

1305
01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:44,700
Hyra Titans, Finks's, and again, unending legions of Skeleton Warriors,

1306
01:34:44,700 --> 01:34:47,700
they're probably going to get their stuff back.

1307
01:34:47,700 --> 01:34:49,700
As for, you know, humans,

1308
01:34:49,700 --> 01:34:53,700
humans mostly fear and dislike them on the rare occasions they do have contact,

1309
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:55,700
because, especially in the Empire,

1310
01:34:55,700 --> 01:34:58,700
undeath is pretty much the worst thing you can do

1311
01:34:58,700 --> 01:35:02,700
short of openly worshipping Chaos in the middle of the town square.

1312
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:04,700
But they have been known to work together,

1313
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:07,700
such as where else but Gottrick and Felix,

1314
01:35:07,700 --> 01:35:13,700
when Felix was forcibly recruited to help out,

1315
01:35:13,700 --> 01:35:15,700
I believe it was Kalida.

1316
01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:19,700
She had kind of an inner... Oh, that also brings me to that point.

1317
01:35:19,700 --> 01:35:24,700
Shout out to her, the intermediary Kalida was using,

1318
01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:28,700
who was thirsty for some Felix.

1319
01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:31,700
Yeah, the...

1320
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:35,700
Gottrick even said that if she wasn't 3,000 years dead by this point,

1321
01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:40,700
he would marry the two and Felix did not have a say in the matter.

1322
01:35:40,700 --> 01:35:44,700
Which I don't even know why that's part of the story,

1323
01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:46,700
but it is and it's pretty funny

1324
01:35:46,700 --> 01:35:50,700
that out of Felix is just so rizzed out

1325
01:35:50,700 --> 01:35:53,700
that even mummies can't help but fall for him.

1326
01:35:53,700 --> 01:35:55,700
Hashtag Marrowmummy, there we go.

1327
01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:57,700
There it is, there's the hashtag.

1328
01:35:57,700 --> 01:35:59,700
And yeah, there was even there was another Tomb King

1329
01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:01,700
who was just so belligerent and full of himself.

1330
01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:04,700
Another common trend if you haven't noticed by this point.

1331
01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:07,700
He came about as close to being friends with Gottrick as you can be

1332
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:10,700
if your name isn't Felix or Snorri.

1333
01:36:10,700 --> 01:36:13,700
So hey, Tomb Kings, they can make friends.

1334
01:36:13,700 --> 01:36:17,700
High Elves, they don't really care much.

1335
01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:20,700
They both go, oh, you're both beneath me

1336
01:36:20,700 --> 01:36:22,700
because they're Elves and the Tomb King,

1337
01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:25,700
so they're both having an arrogant off.

1338
01:36:25,700 --> 01:36:28,700
Though sometimes they do go to Nahakara to build and repair waystones.

1339
01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:32,700
Setra even once was so kind as to allow him

1340
01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:35,700
or allow the High Elves to help him repel a demon army.

1341
01:36:35,700 --> 01:36:39,700
And just to show that he's such, you know, really just a great ruler,

1342
01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:43,700
he generously allowed them to live and leave his land

1343
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:46,700
without all being executed for trespassing on his property.

1344
01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:49,700
You know, he can be a nice guy when he needs to be.

1345
01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:52,700
Different interpretation of nice then, huh?

1346
01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:54,700
Listen, Setra.

1347
01:36:54,700 --> 01:36:57,700
He's allowed to get away with everything

1348
01:36:57,700 --> 01:37:00,700
because he's Setra the Imperishable.

1349
01:37:00,700 --> 01:37:05,700
He's like the Clint Eastwood character in that film.

1350
01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:08,700
In Gran Torino, where he's just going to get off my lawn.

1351
01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:10,700
Yeah, get off my lawn.

1352
01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:11,700
Pretty much.

1353
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,700
I'll be a cool voice for him as well.

1354
01:37:14,700 --> 01:37:17,700
As for the dwarfs, usually negative,

1355
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:20,700
but that's not strictly due to...

1356
01:37:20,700 --> 01:37:25,700
It's mostly because the dwarfs do not treat human ancestors

1357
01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:27,700
in their tombs with the same reverence

1358
01:37:27,700 --> 01:37:30,700
as they treat their own ancestors' tombs and stuff.

1359
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:34,700
So a dwarf will loot a tomb king's burial mound,

1360
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:38,700
and then the guy wakes up and then goes to hunt down the dwarf.

1361
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:42,700
And then that conflict gets written into the Book of Grudges.

1362
01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:45,700
So now there's more fighting between the tomb kings and dwarfs,

1363
01:37:45,700 --> 01:37:47,700
which leads to more stolen goods,

1364
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:52,700
which leads to more grudges just on and on and on and on.

1365
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:56,700
Although of note, they don't, strictly speaking, hate them for being undead,

1366
01:37:56,700 --> 01:37:58,700
like they do vampires,

1367
01:37:58,700 --> 01:38:01,700
because the tomb kings usually don't seek...

1368
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:05,700
Alright, well, compared to vampires, they're not seeking out conflict.

1369
01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:09,700
And they acknowledge that the tomb kings...

1370
01:38:09,700 --> 01:38:11,700
Not their fault.

1371
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:15,700
They didn't ask to be undead, it just kind of happened.

1372
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,700
Dark elves, they're usually negative,

1373
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:22,700
but just because of the sheer distance between Naggaroth and Nehekhara,

1374
01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:24,700
don't really fight too often.

1375
01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:26,700
Greenskins hunt them for sport.

1376
01:38:26,700 --> 01:38:28,700
Demons, they hunt them for sport.

1377
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:32,700
Chaos worshippers hunt them for sport and to retrieve their stuff.

1378
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:37,700
Tomb kings at this point, they're really just enjoying immortality

1379
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:39,700
by keeping themselves busy,

1380
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:41,700
because their bodies don't work anymore,

1381
01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:43,700
and there's only so many things to do,

1382
01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:47,700
so they just try and get out and pretty much enjoy the world.

1383
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:49,700
To be clear, there is one thing they cannot do,

1384
01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:52,700
which is the thing you are all thinking of right now.

1385
01:38:52,700 --> 01:38:57,700
Part of having to do these videos is you have to do some really weird research,

1386
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,700
and I made a joke one time,

1387
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:03,700
which is basically, Settra came back because he had the biggest, you know,

1388
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:05,700
kick of everybody around,

1389
01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:09,700
and so he had to slap everybody around with it and put them back in their tombs.

1390
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:11,700
And I was like, well, hold on, he's mummified, right?

1391
01:39:11,700 --> 01:39:14,700
Okay, yeah, no, they actually chop all that off and put it in a jar.

1392
01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:16,700
So, okay, well, that joke doesn't really work, does it?

1393
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:17,700
Yeah.

1394
01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:20,700
Settra's imperishable penis in a jar.

1395
01:39:20,700 --> 01:39:22,700
No, no.

1396
01:39:22,700 --> 01:39:28,700
Yeah, so they, like, simple pleasures don't really do it for them,

1397
01:39:28,700 --> 01:39:30,700
which is why demon hunting is a sport,

1398
01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:32,700
because you got to think big,

1399
01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:35,700
because if you don't, you're going to probably go insane.

1400
01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:39,700
Not that plenty of them aren't completely insane.

1401
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:44,700
And a little fun fact, another Gottrick and Felix little tidbit of lore,

1402
01:39:44,700 --> 01:39:50,700
there's a tomb king that is very heavily implied to just be a dwarf skeleton

1403
01:39:50,700 --> 01:39:57,700
that somehow, like, I think what it was was they found this dwarf floating down the river

1404
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,700
and raised him as royalty,

1405
01:39:59,700 --> 01:40:02,700
but either due to lack of knowledge about what a dwarf is

1406
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:05,700
or just not wanting to break it to him,

1407
01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:08,700
he thought he was just a short human.

1408
01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:11,700
Like, I think one of the lines is the,

1409
01:40:11,700 --> 01:40:15,700
he was blessed by the gods with mighty strength,

1410
01:40:15,700 --> 01:40:20,700
and his short stature is a result of all the power he holds within.

1411
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:25,700
He has the mightiest center of gravity that anyone else has made him short.

1412
01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:27,700
And sure enough, he loves building things,

1413
01:40:27,700 --> 01:40:31,700
he loves making strong fortifications for the cities.

1414
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:35,700
It's, I think Felix even goes, like, to say, like, isn't he just a...

1415
01:40:35,700 --> 01:40:37,700
And then he gets cut off by something.

1416
01:40:37,700 --> 01:40:41,700
This is, like, literally the meme, like, shout to my shortkicks.

1417
01:40:41,700 --> 01:40:42,700
Like, this is literally...

1418
01:40:42,700 --> 01:40:45,700
Hey, this guy was a short king.

1419
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:48,700
I'm guessing if he's a skeleton, he doesn't have a beard, he can grow,

1420
01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:51,700
so that's also a way he can't identify himself as a dwarf.

1421
01:40:51,700 --> 01:40:52,700
Yeah.

1422
01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:55,700
But now...

1423
01:40:55,700 --> 01:41:00,700
Are there any questions before I move on to the bad times?

1424
01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:02,700
The end crimes?

1425
01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:05,700
I assume that dwarf beards were so robust that they just, like,

1426
01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:10,700
grafted into the skull that even after death, you'll have a beard.

1427
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:12,700
You know, I don't remember if...

1428
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:17,700
I think he might have had the chin beard thing,

1429
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:20,700
and I'm pretty sure his was, like, very big.

1430
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:25,700
So I think he did still manage to have a beard even in death.

1431
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:27,700
And it was glorious, just to point that out.

1432
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:29,700
Of course.

1433
01:41:29,700 --> 01:41:32,700
Some things, you know, you can take the beard off the dwarf,

1434
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:35,700
but you can't take the dwarf off the beard.

1435
01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:37,700
Unless you start a war over it.

1436
01:41:37,700 --> 01:41:39,700
Well, yeah, that's a very good point.

1437
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:43,700
Unless you want to start fantasy World War I.

1438
01:41:43,700 --> 01:41:46,700
I've got a weird question about Tomb Kings, by the way.

1439
01:41:46,700 --> 01:41:48,700
Shoot.

1440
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:53,700
So do they actually, like, feel...

1441
01:41:53,700 --> 01:41:58,700
Like, do they feel sensations like pain or hunger or touch or anything?

1442
01:41:58,700 --> 01:42:02,700
Because I'm assuming, like, the magic might dull some of that,

1443
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:04,700
so they're not like, I'm in agony all the time

1444
01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:08,700
because I'm a dehydrated prune with andages, you know?

1445
01:42:08,700 --> 01:42:10,700
They do not.

1446
01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:12,700
I think there's even...

1447
01:42:12,700 --> 01:42:14,700
Oh, what's up, Cody? Sorry.

1448
01:42:14,700 --> 01:42:16,700
Oh, he's agreeing with you. Go ahead, sorry.

1449
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:18,700
Oh, no worries.

1450
01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:21,700
Yeah, I think there's even a line in Total War, where one of them is like,

1451
01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:23,700
if you have positive relations with them, they go,

1452
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:25,700
I forget the pleasures of the flesh.

1453
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:27,700
What can I do for you?

1454
01:42:27,700 --> 01:42:30,700
So, no, they do not feel.

1455
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,700
Although...

1456
01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:34,700
Yeah, it's like they have the emotions, you know?

1457
01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:37,700
Because you get an emotional reaction to things you like, you dislike, things like that.

1458
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:40,700
But as far as, like, the tactile ability of, like, you know,

1459
01:42:40,700 --> 01:42:42,700
touching or feeling or whatever else, you know,

1460
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:45,700
they're missing a lot of the neurons necessary.

1461
01:42:45,700 --> 01:42:48,700
It really is like a reference to the Pirates of the Caribbean,

1462
01:42:48,700 --> 01:42:52,700
where he says, I feel nothing, not the wind on my face.

1463
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:55,700
You best start believing in ghost stories, Karl Franz.

1464
01:42:55,700 --> 01:42:57,700
You're in one.

1465
01:42:57,700 --> 01:43:01,700
Although, they do still have senses of humor.

1466
01:43:01,700 --> 01:43:05,700
And I know that because in that Gottrick and Felix book,

1467
01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:09,700
the way they recruit Felix and Gottrick is...

1468
01:43:09,700 --> 01:43:12,700
I'm saying that the other way, it doesn't sound right.

1469
01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:15,700
But the way they recruit them is,

1470
01:43:15,700 --> 01:43:18,700
Felix gets this magical amulet strapped on his arm

1471
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:21,700
that after, like, a week or however long it was,

1472
01:43:21,700 --> 01:43:23,700
it will eject him with poison.

1473
01:43:23,700 --> 01:43:25,700
And believe it or not, they...

1474
01:43:25,700 --> 01:43:29,700
I believe they actually fail to complete the mission in time.

1475
01:43:29,700 --> 01:43:34,700
Like, they're just making it back in time to get it removed,

1476
01:43:34,700 --> 01:43:36,700
but they don't make it.

1477
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:39,700
And then Felix gets a little prick, and then nothing happens.

1478
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:41,700
And I think Kali herself is like,

1479
01:43:41,700 --> 01:43:45,700
oh, no, poison's, like, dried away centuries ago.

1480
01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:47,700
I just wanted to screw with you.

1481
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:49,700
Isn't that the plot from, like, Escape from L.A.

1482
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:52,700
or Escape from New York with friggin' Kurt Russell?

1483
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:54,700
Oh, my God.

1484
01:43:54,700 --> 01:43:56,700
Jesus.

1485
01:43:56,700 --> 01:43:59,700
There, Warhammer's mostly full of, like,

1486
01:43:59,700 --> 01:44:01,700
I've copied someone else's homework.

1487
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:03,700
Oh, they do.

1488
01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,700
It seems like they don't do it maliciously.

1489
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,700
They're clearly, you know, nerds and dorks.

1490
01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:09,700
They're fans of this stuff,

1491
01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:11,700
and so they litter it with references.

1492
01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:14,700
But as soon as you said that, I was like, oh, man, I know that movie.

1493
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:16,700
I was thinking of 24,

1494
01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:18,700
like, the idea of they're going on the mission,

1495
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:21,700
and all you hear is, like, clink, clink, clink.

1496
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,700
It's like you've already got so much time to get the mission done

1497
01:44:23,700 --> 01:44:25,700
or die hard free.

1498
01:44:25,700 --> 01:44:28,700
He was living that week of his life in pure terror

1499
01:44:28,700 --> 01:44:31,700
over the fact that, like, now he has a deadline beyond, like,

1500
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:34,700
this thing's going to kill me if I don't kill it.

1501
01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:36,700
And the moment he gets back, he's like,

1502
01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:40,700
oh, no, I was just screwing with you completely, 110%.

1503
01:44:40,700 --> 01:44:46,700
Uh, which, God, that's aw- I love that bit.

1504
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:50,700
Uh, and, uh, now it's time

1505
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:52,700
to be unhappy.

1506
01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:54,700
And crimes.

1507
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:56,700
You get the greatest one-liner in history, though.

1508
01:44:56,700 --> 01:44:58,700
You get to stay in a minute, though.

1509
01:44:58,700 --> 01:45:00,700
So that's the thing. There is an upside to this.

1510
01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:02,700
Yes, that is very true. That's the funny thing.

1511
01:45:02,700 --> 01:45:04,700
The more I, like, look at the end times,

1512
01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:07,700
the more I go, like, there's some really cool individual moments.

1513
01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:12,700
Uh, it's just- it's balanced out by the sheer amount of horrible moments

1514
01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:16,700
and just overall end times.

1515
01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:18,700
Uh, but to start it,

1516
01:45:18,700 --> 01:45:22,700
the end time starts off with the book about Nagash.

1517
01:45:22,700 --> 01:45:26,700
And Settra gets wind that Nagash is, uh, coming back,

1518
01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:29,700
and this time coming back properly.

1519
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:32,700
Uh, because actually he's come back a few times before,

1520
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:36,700
and every time they do, the two kings are on, like, DEFCON 1.

1521
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:38,700
But this time he came back hard.

1522
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:41,700
Yeah, this- oh, this- he came back harder than ever before.

1523
01:45:41,700 --> 01:45:44,700
Uh, also just so I can keep putting it off.

1524
01:45:44,700 --> 01:45:46,700
Uh, there's two reasons as to why

1525
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:50,700
he actually kept coming back weaker every time before this one.

1526
01:45:50,700 --> 01:45:55,700
Uh, the- I think the most modern reason is that the blade El Khadizar stabbed him with

1527
01:45:55,700 --> 01:45:59,700
was so corrupted that it drained his soul even in death.

1528
01:45:59,700 --> 01:46:02,700
Uh, in old lore, all of the people he killed used to just gather around

1529
01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:04,700
and beat the shit out of his soul.

1530
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:06,700
Every time he died and went to the afterlife,

1531
01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:09,700
they just- they just took turns kicking him.

1532
01:46:09,700 --> 01:46:11,700
Like, he's like a little kid in the lunch hall.

1533
01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:15,700
It's just like, yeah, the three people just kicking him.

1534
01:46:15,700 --> 01:46:18,700
Yeah, they're just stomping him while he's down.

1535
01:46:18,700 --> 01:46:20,700
Although, you know-

1536
01:46:20,700 --> 01:46:21,700
I understand his problem.

1537
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:23,700
I mean, there's only so many times you can come back

1538
01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:25,700
before you need to, you know, lie down, maybe have a snack,

1539
01:46:25,700 --> 01:46:27,700
and then come back and try again, you know?

1540
01:46:27,700 --> 01:46:28,700
Yeah, man.

1541
01:46:28,700 --> 01:46:32,700
But, uh, you know, these- these thousands of years old,

1542
01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:35,700
it takes a lot to get up at that point.

1543
01:46:35,700 --> 01:46:37,700
Uh, this is like a really- before we get into it, it's like a sidetrack.

1544
01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:40,700
Didn't they used to, like- you know, I said, like, the mistletoe-

1545
01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:44,700
I'm thinking earlier, it's been stuck in my head, like,

1546
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:47,700
because Setsuro's got a really good tagline.

1547
01:46:47,700 --> 01:46:48,700
I don't want to say it yet.

1548
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:50,700
But obviously, he's not very good at, like, saying being a host.

1549
01:46:50,700 --> 01:46:52,700
I'll promise I'll reference this later.

1550
01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:55,700
But I imagine, like, the other jar, which has his junk in it,

1551
01:46:55,700 --> 01:47:00,700
I just imagine someone making, like, a- like a meal, like a tea or something,

1552
01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:02,700
and they accidentally go into the wrong jar.

1553
01:47:02,700 --> 01:47:03,700
Oh, God.

1554
01:47:03,700 --> 01:47:05,700
Yeah, like, what's in this mistletoe jar?

1555
01:47:05,700 --> 01:47:07,700
Oh, it seems all right. I'll try that.

1556
01:47:07,700 --> 01:47:10,700
And he's like, oh, can you go get my, uh, you know, my junk jar?

1557
01:47:10,700 --> 01:47:12,700
And it's like, what- what do you mean, the junk jar?

1558
01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:15,700
Like, who went into the junk jar?

1559
01:47:15,700 --> 01:47:17,700
Oh, God. So I've been in my head for ages.

1560
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:18,700
I also-

1561
01:47:18,700 --> 01:47:19,700
Or is it like, go ahead, sorry?

1562
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:21,700
Oh, sorry. I'll finish up, sorry.

1563
01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:23,700
Oh, like, don't they do all mummies?

1564
01:47:23,700 --> 01:47:26,700
Like, they just, um, when they cut the, uh, junk off,

1565
01:47:26,700 --> 01:47:28,700
they essentially give, like, a fake gold one.

1566
01:47:28,700 --> 01:47:31,700
So I imagine Setsuro probably has a fake gold one.

1567
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:35,700
Yeah. So they would- and they would shape it specifically

1568
01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:41,700
so it was always pointing upwards in the large golden facsimile.

1569
01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:43,700
Always ready to go.

1570
01:47:43,700 --> 01:47:45,700
Praise the sunning.

1571
01:47:45,700 --> 01:47:51,700
And undoubtedly none- none could surpass Setsuro's girth.

1572
01:47:51,700 --> 01:47:52,700
Oh, God.

1573
01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:56,700
I also like to imagine that there- he- at least him specifically,

1574
01:47:56,700 --> 01:47:58,700
probably all of them, they're so arrogant,

1575
01:47:58,700 --> 01:48:00,700
they wanted everything custom designed.

1576
01:48:00,700 --> 01:48:06,700
So I would love to meet the guy whose job title is Tomb King Dick Jar designer.

1577
01:48:06,700 --> 01:48:09,700
Well, I mean, he would have it ribbed for Setsuro's pleasure.

1578
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:11,700
Oh, no.

1579
01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:13,700
No.

1580
01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:16,700
We're ending it now. Cut it out, honey.

1581
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:19,700
Oh, and then things get bad.

1582
01:48:19,700 --> 01:48:24,700
Uh, so Nagash comes back, Tomb Kings are just building up defenses,

1583
01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:27,700
Setsuro has completely switched from conquer everything to-

1584
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:30,700
alright, Nagash is back, we need to prepare.

1585
01:48:30,700 --> 01:48:36,700
Uh, Nagash surrounds the- all of, uh, the land in magical darkness,

1586
01:48:36,700 --> 01:48:40,700
which doesn't really do anything because they're all undead

1587
01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:42,700
and they're the spooky things in the nights.

1588
01:48:42,700 --> 01:48:47,700
And also they're undead, the vision is a lot less important

1589
01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:51,700
for the brainless slaves than it would be for most people.

1590
01:48:51,700 --> 01:48:55,700
So he basically just turns the lights off to show about.

1591
01:48:55,700 --> 01:49:01,700
Uh, Arc in the Black, who up until this point had been just kind of doing his own thing,

1592
01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:03,700
sometimes trying to resurrect Nagash,

1593
01:49:03,700 --> 01:49:07,700
sometimes just being a mercenary for whoever was dumb enough to hire him.

1594
01:49:07,700 --> 01:49:12,700
He was leading the charge after having brought Nagash back into Kamri.

1595
01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:16,700
And he does, uh, he does get defeated, uh, but it was all a prank

1596
01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:19,700
because somehow, and I don't want to think about how,

1597
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:23,700
Nagash hid inside of, uh, Arc'n's body.

1598
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:26,700
Uh, and so Arc'n got cut in half,

1599
01:49:26,700 --> 01:49:30,700
and then out popped Nagash in his, like, 500 feet tall,

1600
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:34,700
uh, 1000 feet tall hat skeleton glory.

1601
01:49:34,700 --> 01:49:41,700
And, uh, Setra sees this happens and simply just does not care.

1602
01:49:41,700 --> 01:49:44,700
Uh, Nagash has eaten the God of the Dead,

1603
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:48,700
uh, so he's basically a god now.

1604
01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:53,700
And I believe by this point he also absorbed the power of the dwarf goddess Velaya.

1605
01:49:53,700 --> 01:49:57,700
So he's basically like three gods for the price of one in Nagash.

1606
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,700
Setra does not care.

1607
01:49:59,700 --> 01:50:02,700
Uh, could not care at all about this.

1608
01:50:02,700 --> 01:50:06,700
Uh, so he drifts around Nagash in his chariot for,

1609
01:50:06,700 --> 01:50:08,700
I don't believe, I don't think they gave a specific time,

1610
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:12,700
longer than anyone fighting a god has any right to survive,

1611
01:50:12,700 --> 01:50:14,700
and Nagash just couldn't get him.

1612
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:19,700
It's like the, he survived the exact amount of time it takes to watch Tokyo drift.

1613
01:50:19,700 --> 01:50:21,700
Just because he didn't whack it up.

1614
01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:25,700
Yeah. Yeah, he was just Tokyo drifting around Nagash,

1615
01:50:25,700 --> 01:50:28,700
just fighting him, and Nagash was getting more and more annoyed.

1616
01:50:28,700 --> 01:50:31,700
I've had this, I'm sorry, I've got that song in my head now,

1617
01:50:31,700 --> 01:50:33,700
Teja vu, I've just been in this place.

1618
01:50:33,700 --> 01:50:35,700
Oh, I should have gone to that side.

1619
01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,700
But it's pitch black midnight, and it's just in the middle of a desert,

1620
01:50:37,700 --> 01:50:39,700
and no one can see what's going on.

1621
01:50:39,700 --> 01:50:44,700
Yeah, well, in the artwork, Nagash is glowing like spooky green ghost fire,

1622
01:50:44,700 --> 01:50:48,700
and Setra is glowing gold like the sun.

1623
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:53,700
Uh, so actually, yeah, if you want to imagine the two light sources in the desert

1624
01:50:53,700 --> 01:50:58,700
were Nagash, who would evil light, and Setra's glorious golden aura,

1625
01:50:58,700 --> 01:51:00,700
like a super saiyan.

1626
01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:02,700
Oh, hey, there's another Vegito reference.

1627
01:51:02,700 --> 01:51:05,700
They're also the rulers of a dead race.

1628
01:51:05,700 --> 01:51:07,700
Funny, look at that.

1629
01:51:07,700 --> 01:51:09,700
Ugh.

1630
01:51:09,700 --> 01:51:13,700
And they won't stop going on about it either.

1631
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:18,700
But Setra's chariot gets broken, and they enter a battle of wills.

1632
01:51:18,700 --> 01:51:20,700
I don't exactly know what that looks like.

1633
01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:25,700
But despite Nagash being a god now, Setra is still so arrogant

1634
01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:29,700
that Nagash, like, can't out-willpower him,

1635
01:51:29,700 --> 01:51:31,700
because he is just that full of himself.

1636
01:51:31,700 --> 01:51:34,700
Talking about backing it up, Setra backs it up, and then some.

1637
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:36,700
His arrogance is a superpower. Amazing.

1638
01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:38,700
Pretty much.

1639
01:51:38,700 --> 01:51:43,700
And, uh, at a certain point, Nagash just,

1640
01:51:43,700 --> 01:51:47,700
he was just so fed up with this that he just swarmed Setra with ghosts

1641
01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:50,700
until he could just grab him and pick him up.

1642
01:51:50,700 --> 01:51:57,700
And now, Setra is being held by the worst enemy he's ever faced,

1643
01:51:57,700 --> 01:51:59,700
who now has him dead to rights.

1644
01:51:59,700 --> 01:52:03,700
And Nagash, he says, you know, he still admires Setra.

1645
01:52:03,700 --> 01:52:09,700
Because two sides of the same coin, he still acknowledges Setra as being Setra.

1646
01:52:09,700 --> 01:52:13,700
So he gives him an offer. He's like, hey, you can still be king.

1647
01:52:13,700 --> 01:52:15,700
I know I'm above you, but you can still be king.

1648
01:52:15,700 --> 01:52:17,700
You just have to serve me now.

1649
01:52:17,700 --> 01:52:21,700
And what you don't want to do is tell Setra to serve you.

1650
01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:24,700
Does anyone want to take the line?

1651
01:52:24,700 --> 01:52:28,700
I think Cody probably knows it better than asking my verdict.

1652
01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:29,700
Would you, would you?

1653
01:52:29,700 --> 01:52:31,700
It is the most well-known.

1654
01:52:31,700 --> 01:52:33,700
You've been telling such a good story, though, man. Go for it.

1655
01:52:33,700 --> 01:52:35,700
You've earned this. You've been talking for an hour.

1656
01:52:35,700 --> 01:52:39,700
Thank you very much. I'd be honored to say this line.

1657
01:52:39,700 --> 01:52:44,700
And after being offered pretty much the position of second-in-command

1658
01:52:44,700 --> 01:52:49,700
at the then most powerful person in the universe, looks him dead in the eye

1659
01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:54,700
and says, Setra does not serve. Setra rules.

1660
01:52:54,700 --> 01:52:59,700
And I, I, I don't have, I don't have a joke for that.

1661
01:52:59,700 --> 01:53:01,700
It's just the best.

1662
01:53:01,700 --> 01:53:02,700
It's pretty point-up then.

1663
01:53:02,700 --> 01:53:06,700
Single tear of manliness trickles down the side of your cheek at that.

1664
01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:11,700
I think I just felt my pectoral muscles double in size just from saying the line alone.

1665
01:53:11,700 --> 01:53:13,700
It's like I've been to the gym.

1666
01:53:13,700 --> 01:53:14,700
Yeah.

1667
01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:15,700
I've been to the gym.

1668
01:53:15,700 --> 01:53:16,700
Don't, don't go to the gym.

1669
01:53:16,700 --> 01:53:22,700
Just repeat that into a mirror over and over again and you'll just gain muscle mass.

1670
01:53:22,700 --> 01:53:28,700
But unfortunately for our hero, he's still, he's still dead to rights for Setra

1671
01:53:28,700 --> 01:53:30,700
or in Nagash's eyes.

1672
01:53:30,700 --> 01:53:35,700
So Nagash blows up his body, leaves his body or his head in the desert,

1673
01:53:35,700 --> 01:53:41,700
blows up Khemri and forces pretty much every undead on the planet under his banner.

1674
01:53:41,700 --> 01:53:45,700
And Setra for the first time in his life knows despair,

1675
01:53:45,700 --> 01:53:49,700
but only for a brief moment because, you know, I think he's, I think it's fair to say

1676
01:53:49,700 --> 01:53:53,700
he's earned his moment of weakness and it will only be one moment.

1677
01:53:53,700 --> 01:53:58,700
And sure enough, in the book, it's, they're called four mysterious voices.

1678
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:02,700
Oh, gee, four magical, mystical voices who could be speaking to him?

1679
01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:06,700
They, they repair his body to mummy status, not to human status.

1680
01:54:06,700 --> 01:54:07,700
He's still a mummy.

1681
01:54:07,700 --> 01:54:14,700
But they put him back together and say, hey, if you serve us, we'll give you everything you want.

1682
01:54:14,700 --> 01:54:19,700
And when I say everything, I don't just mean like, you know, Khemri will come back.

1683
01:54:19,700 --> 01:54:20,700
I mean everything.

1684
01:54:20,700 --> 01:54:25,700
They'll give him that fantastic golden body, give him sensation, eternal life, all that stuff.

1685
01:54:25,700 --> 01:54:29,700
And for once, I at least personally, I think that chaos gods, that's who it is.

1686
01:54:29,700 --> 01:54:31,700
Spoiler, if you could tell.

1687
01:54:31,700 --> 01:54:36,700
I, at least in my head, I like to imagine they for once in their existence,

1688
01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:39,700
meant this, that no strings attached, just serve us.

1689
01:54:39,700 --> 01:54:41,700
You'll get everything you want.

1690
01:54:41,700 --> 01:54:44,700
I like how you were like, they're going to give him a golden body.

1691
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:47,700
He's like, we'll make you powerful, but we'll also make you fabulous.

1692
01:54:47,700 --> 01:54:49,700
And he's like, yes, I want a shiny body.

1693
01:54:49,700 --> 01:54:53,700
I mean, hey, that was one of his biggest asks before he died the first time.

1694
01:54:53,700 --> 01:54:55,700
Because the chaos gods are running scared at this point, right?

1695
01:54:55,700 --> 01:54:57,700
I mean, the whole thing is Nagash is coming for him.

1696
01:54:57,700 --> 01:54:58,700
Isn't that what's happening?

1697
01:54:58,700 --> 01:55:03,700
Yeah, like Nagash coming back is, as was one of those things in fantasy.

1698
01:55:03,700 --> 01:55:11,700
It's like the only thing that could possibly equal that was if like Kordon himself just showed up on the material plane and now Nagash is back.

1699
01:55:11,700 --> 01:55:19,700
So they're grabbing for pretty much any option they can get to try and avoid whatever Nagash is going to do to them.

1700
01:55:19,700 --> 01:55:22,700
Because he wants to become the chaos god.

1701
01:55:22,700 --> 01:55:29,700
Like his plans in the end game is to overthrow the chaos gods and become just the ruler of an undead world.

1702
01:55:29,700 --> 01:55:34,700
So, yeah, they're like they saw such a they're like, listen, whatever you want, you want that we'll give it to you.

1703
01:55:34,700 --> 01:55:35,700
Just help us.

1704
01:55:35,700 --> 01:55:37,700
Except they worded it as serve.

1705
01:55:37,700 --> 01:55:39,700
And that's that's a no, no.

1706
01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:43,700
So he doesn't respond to their offer.

1707
01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:47,700
What he does is he walks all the way to Middenheim.

1708
01:55:47,700 --> 01:55:55,700
So I guess just imagine walking from, you know, Egypt to Baghdad to Paris.

1709
01:55:55,700 --> 01:55:59,700
Yeah, like start in Cairo and end up in Berlin.

1710
01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:04,700
Only double the distance because I think the Warhammer world is twice as big as our world.

1711
01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:07,700
He just walks.

1712
01:56:07,700 --> 01:56:12,700
He shows up to Archeon pretending to be going to assist him.

1713
01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:20,700
And Archeon tells him to kill Kolic Sunnitether, the original dragon ogre, who is as big as a mountain.

1714
01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:25,700
Setra does this after like a three day Dragon Ball Z fight that levels the forest.

1715
01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:32,700
And, man, again, some cool moments in the end times, pretty much all of them about Setra.

1716
01:56:32,700 --> 01:56:35,700
And he brings Kolic's head back.

1717
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:43,700
And then when the incarnates of magic show up to Middenheim to stop, you know, this is the last gas to stop the end of the world.

1718
01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:46,700
Setra reveals what he's really there to do.

1719
01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:54,700
He goes to swing at Nagash, realizes reveals it's a feint, cuts off a dragon ogre's head in one blow,

1720
01:56:54,700 --> 01:56:59,700
which, again, this isn't the mountain sized one. These things are still like the size of houses.

1721
01:56:59,700 --> 01:57:09,700
Just one one blow, just head clean off, then tells the Gash that he may be the worst, but he's still a prince of Nehekhara

1722
01:57:09,700 --> 01:57:17,700
and that he will temporarily forgive Nagash until Setra has personally killed all four of the Chaos Gods.

1723
01:57:17,700 --> 01:57:18,700
Lord.

1724
01:57:18,700 --> 01:57:25,700
And despite the incarnates failing because Manfred von Karstein all over Balthasar Gelt,

1725
01:57:25,700 --> 01:57:33,700
the last we see of Setra is he was surrounded by a horde of demons that just could not kill him.

1726
01:57:33,700 --> 01:57:37,700
Like, you know, the cover art for Doom. It was basically that.

1727
01:57:37,700 --> 01:57:44,700
And as just the world fell into chaos, that was what Setra was doing. He was just constantly killing demons.

1728
01:57:44,700 --> 01:57:47,700
While shouting, I'm not stuck in here with you.

1729
01:57:47,700 --> 01:57:50,700
You're stuck in here with me.

1730
01:57:50,700 --> 01:58:00,700
The after that Neferada is her and Kalida with the world ending, briefly make up to defend the last of the living in Sylvania

1731
01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:06,700
as chaos encroaches on the world. And then the world is fully consumed by chaos.

1732
01:58:06,700 --> 01:58:13,700
The four gods themselves manifest. Sigmar and Archaon fall into a black hole and the settings kill.

1733
01:58:13,700 --> 01:58:14,700
Thanks for coming.

1734
01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:18,700
Is it or does it come back again in the age of Sigmar, Chapter Two?

1735
01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:27,700
Yeah. Speaking of, there is at present no sign of the Tomb Kings themselves returning.

1736
01:58:27,700 --> 01:58:32,700
Although I do want to give some hope for everyone.

1737
01:58:32,700 --> 01:58:37,700
I've said there's been some small teases. There's no full reveal or anything, but a couple of teases.

1738
01:58:37,700 --> 01:58:45,700
Setra was briefly thought to return as Setris, leading the Stormhost of the Stormcast Eternals,

1739
01:58:45,700 --> 01:58:50,700
known as the Imperishables. God, who could that guy be, I wonder?

1740
01:58:50,700 --> 01:58:55,700
But GW told the writer that Setra wasn't allowed to be brought back in that manner.

1741
01:58:55,700 --> 01:59:03,700
And Manfred even tells Setris that if he was really Setra, he would have broken his foot off in his ass already.

1742
01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:13,700
But that being said, the key thing I take away from that is, brought back in that manner, that gives me some hope.

1743
01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:17,700
Other stuff, you know, there's some small paragraphs about how there's undead kingdoms in the background

1744
01:59:17,700 --> 01:59:22,700
that fight with skeleton legions and chariots. There's every now and then there'll be something that,

1745
01:59:22,700 --> 01:59:27,700
if you look into it, it's very clearly a Tomb King construct, featured in a novel,

1746
01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:31,700
even though it's obviously not the Tomb Kings as of yet.

1747
01:59:31,700 --> 01:59:37,700
Of course, Ark and the Black and Nefarada showed back up, as Nagash is still in Age of Sigmar.

1748
01:59:37,700 --> 01:59:44,700
And at least, you know, one thing I can, at least I'll stake my claim on this.

1749
01:59:44,700 --> 01:59:51,700
You know, I want to call it for the future. I'm putting my word on the line, sticking my neck out on this one.

1750
01:59:51,700 --> 02:00:00,700
Ark survived in the Realm of Chaos, and if anyone in the Warhammer world could match his stubbornness, it'd be Setra.

1751
02:00:00,700 --> 02:00:09,700
You know, we all know that belief in Warhammer is a tangible thing, and if Setra believes in anything, it is himself.

1752
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:15,700
Like that. Stubbornness versus arrogance, the fight of the century.

1753
02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:25,700
And if nothing else, rejoice, because the Old World will eventually show up again, whenever the Horus heresy finally actually ends.

1754
02:00:25,700 --> 02:00:28,700
Fifty more books, I'm sure.

1755
02:00:28,700 --> 02:00:36,700
And thus far, none other than Setra himself has been in charge of the Games Workshop Created Memes to market it.

1756
02:00:36,700 --> 02:00:38,700
Which is utterly funny.

1757
02:00:38,700 --> 02:00:44,700
And that's the Tomb Kings. Anyone got any questions?

1758
02:00:44,700 --> 02:00:50,700
I only have just ultimate praise for Setra doesn't serve Setra rules.

1759
02:00:50,700 --> 02:00:52,700
God, he's so badass.

1760
02:00:52,700 --> 02:01:00,700
He steals the show whenever he's involved, and it's very easy to see why. He's awesome.

1761
02:01:00,700 --> 02:01:09,700
Thing is, when you said that quote like that, Hal, I just imagined him in the, when he's fighting and he has like a little man servant and all he actually says is, Setra rules.

1762
02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:14,700
And this is a guy goes, Setra rules. Just in the background, it's two separate lines.

1763
02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:22,700
Hi, man. Do you have, I want to finish on one question, which I wanted to ask Cody, which was, what is your favorite chaos god?

1764
02:01:22,700 --> 02:01:26,700
Just as a random like sidebar part.

1765
02:01:26,700 --> 02:01:33,700
I always like to ask this one, because we get to know how degenerate some people are, or how we all are.

1766
02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:41,700
I enjoy Zinch the most. I think that there's a, I like sort of the look, the feel of it.

1767
02:01:41,700 --> 02:01:47,700
I mean, I like the way it manifests in 40k with the Thousand Sons, and I like, uh, Achalbrot Hellbrass.

1768
02:01:47,700 --> 02:01:55,700
That's a lore, that's a lore I'm really excited to see hopefully one day as a DLC in the Total War games. You guys know him?

1769
02:01:55,700 --> 02:02:01,700
I've only heard, is he the one who's on the original trailer? He's like the light wizard, or is it?

1770
02:02:01,700 --> 02:02:06,700
As far as I know, he's one that hasn't been come out here. He's a human champion.

1771
02:02:06,700 --> 02:02:14,700
But basically he gets lore of life and some of the lore of Zinch. And wherever he steps, flowers grow in his wake.

1772
02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:20,700
So it's sort of like chaotic growth of rebirth and things like that. I think that's just a really cool concept.

1773
02:02:20,700 --> 02:02:25,700
But generally I enjoy Zinch the most of all the, you know, the Zinchi and Dickery.

1774
02:02:25,700 --> 02:02:31,700
Always being five steps ahead of somebody and you know, everything's just as planned.

1775
02:02:31,700 --> 02:02:41,700
You're a man of my own heart there because I'm a Zinch boy. Andy, do you have any closing thoughts or comments?

1776
02:02:41,700 --> 02:02:48,700
Tomb Kings sound like an interesting bunch of lads. I don't think I'd ever want to go out and drink with them.

1777
02:02:48,700 --> 02:02:57,700
The pranks they would pull would be a bit grim and I have a lot of derision for the way that they treat their peoples.

1778
02:02:57,700 --> 02:03:04,700
They don't sound like benevolent leaders. But yeah, they're pretty cool. Yeah. Interesting flavor.

1779
02:03:04,700 --> 02:03:08,700
Setra's a wonderful leader until you piss him off.

1780
02:03:08,700 --> 02:03:13,700
I'm excited to see them in the game when Old War comes back.

1781
02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:19,700
They've already started to tease some of the bits of the heraldry and stuff, I think, on the Warhammer community site.

1782
02:03:19,700 --> 02:03:25,700
I mean, they're planning to bring Tomb Kings back in a big way, at least in the Warhammer fantasy reboot.

1783
02:03:25,700 --> 02:03:28,700
So I think they're going to be a popular faction. I mean, people love them for a reason.

1784
02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:33,700
Very excited. Very excited. Even though I suck at playing them in Total War.

1785
02:03:33,700 --> 02:03:36,700
Abysmally at it.

1786
02:03:36,700 --> 02:03:41,700
Well, with that being said, though, thank you so much for joining us there, Cody.

1787
02:03:41,700 --> 02:03:48,700
Obviously, for people who are watching and listening, you probably already know his channel because his channel is lit.

1788
02:03:48,700 --> 02:03:51,700
He makes way better content than I do.

1789
02:03:51,700 --> 02:03:58,700
So do check out his stuff. If you're a 40k fan, you're like, oh, what the hell's fantasy?

1790
02:03:58,700 --> 02:04:05,700
This guy's got it in a way which obviously pairs with the Total War games, which it makes it fun.

1791
02:04:05,700 --> 02:04:10,700
It makes it... I actually have to show you some of my friends just to get them into Warhammer fantasy.

1792
02:04:10,700 --> 02:04:15,700
This is kind of the way that, you know, he's a great channel. Go check him out.

1793
02:04:15,700 --> 02:04:18,700
And if you're on my... I appreciate it.

1794
02:04:18,700 --> 02:04:22,700
One of the inspirations for me to start making videos.

1795
02:04:22,700 --> 02:04:27,700
So for all of you who see me upload and go, God, that's this asshole still at it.

1796
02:04:27,700 --> 02:04:31,700
We have Mr. Bonds to thank for that.

1797
02:04:31,700 --> 02:04:36,700
I've ever told you about my wife. I showed her your channel when you first started making videos.

1798
02:04:36,700 --> 02:04:39,700
She was like, why don't I watch this? It just sounds just like you.

1799
02:04:39,700 --> 02:04:41,700
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1800
02:04:41,700 --> 02:04:43,700
Wow. I didn't know about that.

1801
02:04:43,700 --> 02:04:46,700
I thought it was funny. Yeah, so I do noobs guides.

1802
02:04:46,700 --> 02:04:49,700
That's the whole thing is you're trying to find a fun way to entertain people.

1803
02:04:49,700 --> 02:04:52,700
And that's why I like this concept you guys to come up with.

1804
02:04:52,700 --> 02:04:54,700
So thank you guys so much for having me on.

1805
02:04:54,700 --> 02:04:55,700
Of course.

1806
02:04:55,700 --> 02:04:58,700
How did you... Just leaving off, how did you fall in love with...

1807
02:04:58,700 --> 02:05:02,700
We all have like a moment where we kind of like, oh, Warhammer's like my thing.

1808
02:05:02,700 --> 02:05:05,700
Do you remember like how you fell in love with Warhammer?

1809
02:05:05,700 --> 02:05:09,700
It's a two and a half minute story. You can time me.

1810
02:05:09,700 --> 02:05:12,700
I was living. I've always been very poor. I grew up poor.

1811
02:05:12,700 --> 02:05:17,700
And I was very impoverished and living in Ohio and I didn't have a job.

1812
02:05:17,700 --> 02:05:20,700
And the local comic book shop played Warhammer.

1813
02:05:20,700 --> 02:05:27,700
And I was like, oh, man, that seems like a really cool kind of like Tolkien-esque fantasy thing I'd really like to get into because I already played the Total War games.

1814
02:05:27,700 --> 02:05:32,700
And I couldn't afford to. So I went in and they actually had a fire in their building.

1815
02:05:32,700 --> 02:05:35,700
So all of their metal miniatures were partially melted.

1816
02:05:35,700 --> 02:05:41,700
So you could get like partially melted miniatures and like reshape them and like put them back together.

1817
02:05:41,700 --> 02:05:45,700
So I bought sort of... I actually have some of the original Kislev stuff.

1818
02:05:45,700 --> 02:05:49,700
Kislev mounted guys that have my wall because I bought them on discount.

1819
02:05:49,700 --> 02:05:51,700
It was really cool. I was like, man, this is so awesome.

1820
02:05:51,700 --> 02:05:55,700
And then the Total War games announced that they were going to make a video game of it.

1821
02:05:55,700 --> 02:05:59,700
And I was like, this is... I mean, I couldn't afford to play the tabletop because the armies were a bit pricey.

1822
02:05:59,700 --> 02:06:05,700
And so I was just excited to be able to get in and do something with it and really play around with this world.

1823
02:06:05,700 --> 02:06:11,700
And the more I kept poking at it, the more I realized there's just such a depth of knowledge attached to it.

1824
02:06:11,700 --> 02:06:15,700
You know, people are so clearly passionate about it. I just like, I want to know more, you know.

1825
02:06:15,700 --> 02:06:19,700
And for me, the real turning point was I couldn't figure out how to cover this stuff.

1826
02:06:19,700 --> 02:06:22,700
Like, for the games, I was like, I don't know what to do.

1827
02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:25,700
Like, it's funny because you go back, you'll see me like reporting on the news of it.

1828
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:29,700
I don't know what to say. It was just boring as I'll get out, you know, me trying to do it.

1829
02:06:29,700 --> 02:06:31,700
I was like, all right, well, let's make fun of it. Let's have a joke.

1830
02:06:31,700 --> 02:06:35,700
You know, everybody likes a good joke, you know, present it with a laugh and people will get a kick.

1831
02:06:35,700 --> 02:06:39,700
And since then, that's what's really made me appreciate it is trying to, you know,

1832
02:06:39,700 --> 02:06:43,700
even tell the love and the craft of the writers of the original Stuffing Games Workshop put in.

1833
02:06:43,700 --> 02:06:48,700
They're having a laugh at a lot of points. They were having, you know, a little tongue in cheek in a lot of places.

1834
02:06:48,700 --> 02:06:51,700
And I really appreciate that. So, yeah.

1835
02:06:51,700 --> 02:06:58,700
Oh, that's a really nice story. I think mine's a little bit more basic, but I won't bore anyone with ours.

1836
02:06:58,700 --> 02:07:04,700
Because obviously, I'm no special guest. I'm just an ordinary bland one.

1837
02:07:04,700 --> 02:07:09,700
Thank you so much for joining us. It was a real pleasure to have you on.

1838
02:07:09,700 --> 02:07:14,700
Man, I hope everyone who's listening knows the hell out of Tomb Kings now.

1839
02:07:14,700 --> 02:07:19,700
I'm pretty sure everyone can walk away with that expert level of knowledge.

1840
02:07:19,700 --> 02:07:29,700
For our next episode, we are tacking, we are returning, fortunately, relieving fantasy behind the old world, the true, the true original.

1841
02:07:29,700 --> 02:07:33,700
And we're going back to Horus Heresy slash 30k.

1842
02:07:33,700 --> 02:07:41,700
We'll be tackling the Great Crusade, some of the main overarching events, particularly around Horus and things like that.

1843
02:07:41,700 --> 02:07:47,700
And if you did watch and you enjoyed, obviously, if you liked our guest, let us know.

1844
02:07:47,700 --> 02:07:50,700
And like and subscribe to everyone here.

1845
02:07:50,700 --> 02:07:58,700
And with that being said, thank you again so much for watching and we'll catch you all on the next episode.

1846
02:07:58,700 --> 02:08:00,700
Take care, everyone. Bye.

1847
02:08:00,700 --> 02:08:21,700
Nice.

1848
02:08:30,700 --> 02:08:37,700
Yeah.