We got white templars, which is true, and then we got...
Oh! Oh, Yafrain! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
It's the most disfroren chapters.
For the purposes of this quiz, we will have to only give you one point.
I won. I won.
You have no idea, Dread, how many times Halle's referenced that before we record an episode.
I like how it was the white templars too, you know, there's something...
...some of the gene seeds splashed over.
Oh, Colin!
Oh no! Why'd you have to go and do that?
I kept it gene seed. I kept it lore friendly.
Hello and welcome to Lore Crimes. Today we have a very special quiz episode for you all.
He's the master of memes and angry undying Dreadnaughts,
and also my favorite Warhammer channel, it is Dread Unon himself,
here to host our quiz, and what will our topic be today, Mr. Dread?
Our topic will be obscure space marine chapters.
The ones nobody knows about, maybe some of them don't even have colour schemes,
that's how obscure we're going with it today.
Oh no, Andy's got us in the bag!
We're so dead, we are dead in the water.
Okay, Colin, Eli, get the funny answers ready.
Let's be pure funny.
I've gathered from those reactions, Andy,
that your knowledge of obscure space marine chapters might be pretty good.
Well, to give you an idea, I make stuff for my thumbnails on my channel, and I actually made
every single known successor chapter logo on my own, kind of like with a border and everything,
so I made like 200 plus of these designs.
Whoa, okay!
So I got quite deep into like, this is a weird chapter, what are they about?
Oh, they've got like a paragraph, that's it.
So I know a few of them.
Is it too late to change all of my questions?
No, you have to win.
This situation is definitely the call of the ambulance, but not for me,
because we're gonna suffer, oh lord.
Okay, Colin, Colin, what are you feeling?
How's your confidence levels tonight?
You know, I've played the space marine video games,
so as long as all of the questions are about Mark Strong, I think I've got this one.
If that is-
Actually, whoa, whoa, whoa, maybe not.
Yeah, okay, because I always thought you were more of a fantasy guy, so-
Yeah, yeah, so you know, if the Celestin Prime makes a surprise appearance,
I might be alright, otherwise, you know, I'm here, I'm definitely present.
Practically all of my knowledge of Edge of Sigmar comes from your videos, so-
Oh, thank you, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Hold on for a second, Colin, would you say you know more about the Space Wolves
than like any other space marine chapter?
Why do you gotta do that to me?
As you- I think that's true.
That's true. Other than ultramarines, maybe.
I think that's true.
Yeah, I think the Space Wolves, dude.
Like, yeah.
Oh my god, I guess I did have to learn about them to shit on them, so that's fair.
Exactly.
There is actually a Space Wolf question on here, so not to spoil too much,
but you will have that in the-
Alright, alright, I got something.
Yeah, Eli, how are we feeling?
How are we feeling?
Pretty good, like 50-50.
I feel like I've made a few shorts on weird, obscure space marine chapters, but not that many.
Yeah, they're absolutely old.
Now, a couple of these are pretty far back in the chronology, so I have faith in you.
Nice.
And Hal, what are we like?
Confession. I like characters.
It has no characters.
It's dead in the water.
There's none of that rubbish here.
We don't like no personality, we don't like no character development.
It's all stats and meaningless statistics.
I want my blank army guys.
I'm ready to be guided, let's do it.
That is kind of like- I don't want to get too deep into it, but that is kind of like a good-
That is kind of like a fun division of Warhammer players,
like some people like the Fierce-Less Army guys and some people like the personalities.
Yeah.
I'm a personality con guy.
I'm sorry, you've shit a lot, Kira.
Okay. Are. We. Ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Right. Question one. A real softball to start you off with.
A walk into the goal. If you can't get this, then you may as well go home now.
You're probably already at home, but I mean like depart the quiz.
You're probably already at home.
Okay, so question one.
Which original Space Marine Legion only had one successor chapter?
And to our bluest point, what was this successor chapter called?
Oh, okay, right.
Oh no, this is meant to be the easy one.
This was the softball, man.
What have I created?
I like the idea that he's just instantly coming and being like,
I'm disappointed already at the status of Lord Kha'Zix.
We named the channel for a reason.
Pain. Pain.
Is this a bad time to mention I've still yet to read any of the Horus Heresy?
I chickened out after like the first four books.
I think there's just so much of it, you know?
Andy, what book are you on right now?
I'm on Titan Death.
In the Siege of Terror?
51. Oh no, so I'm on book 51 of, I think it's 51 of 52 of the Horus Heresy.
Then I'm going to be doing the Siege of Terror.
I started last year, like properly.
I think I listened to about Prospero Burns,
I think was the last one I listened to from like a few years ago.
And then last year went from there and I've gotten all the way through almost.
I'm nearly there.
Yeah, it's a bit, it is a lot.
What would you say the good book to bad book ratio is?
Like, and just in terms of quality of the writing?
Um, quite honestly, I would say from my experience,
a third of them are kind of like,
oh, I can't really remember what happened in these books.
There are some which are like amazing.
And then there's other ones where you go,
I know what happens, but it was just a bit of a slog.
Like me and Hal mentioned it, I think a previous episode about
the Salamanders stuff is a really difficult series to get through
because you're just like, nothing's happening,
but from there being sad, you know?
Why does Nick Kym hate?
Nick Kym is like, he can write a good book,
but as soon as it has a Salamander in it, I don't know what happens.
It's like someone walks in, just like brains him or something.
I don't know.
I mean, not to, I'm sorry, man, if you are listening to this,
because I do like some of the other stuff,
but I have to say the Salamander books have really, um, pain.
I'm so sorry, dude.
At this point.
Oh, the answers. Oh, Colin, Colin, Colin.
Oh, no. Oh, I was just saying at this point,
it's like when someone says you should watch One Piece.
I'm like, that's a thousand episodes.
That's 54 books in the horse's hair.
You can just read all the Lexicanum articles.
That's what I do.
I've read every Warhammer book that's ever been written.
So the answers for question one are in.
So without further ado, I will move on to question two.
Let's go, baby.
The Black Templars, you know, we know them.
We love them.
Everyone's favorite angry space Germans,
but they're not the only Templars on the scene.
So I want everyone to name me two chapters with Templars in the name
that are not the Black Templars.
Okay, I can do that.
Just like color theory now, like we're just going to guess.
Only two of them are colors.
So wait, no, I only asked for two.
Shit.
We did it.
Okay.
I think I know one of them.
I think I know one.
It was.
All right, there's only there's only so many colors in the rainbow.
So I've got an all right chance.
Some of them aren't color themed, I have to say, but.
Yeah, there's more.
Oh, shit.
The answers are coming in.
And I am.
Those are the ones I know with colors.
I was the question, right?
Like, which are the ones with colors?
Whoa, Andy, you've named me three.
Whoa.
I've got the logos somewhere to prove it.
You can't.
If he had, if it's three answers, give it to him.
Just give it to him.
Oh.
I can't wait for you to read out my answer, but don't do it yet.
Bonus points for me for references to my videos, Mr.
Man.
So yeah, you can keep trying, but you know.
All right, the answers are in.
So we're moving on to question three in this voice.
Okay.
Why not?
Reasonable Marines are a homebrew chapter with a focus on pragmatic tactics such as
camouflage, negotiations, and long range engagements.
All the stuff you don't want in your Warhammer.
But there is an official chapter that use similar practical pragmatic tactics.
What are they?
Oh, I think I know this one.
I think I know this one.
Eli, you give me the answer before I even finish.
It's right.
I have to pair it with something though.
I'm going to guess.
The last few brain cells I haven't killed are pretty chugging along this quiz.
I'm feeling all right.
I remember because there were so many angry comments on my old reasonable Marines video
about how this is just a copy of this chapter.
But the reason why the names came first.
I like the idea that you might have gotten a point out of shame.
Reasonable Marines is my only video to have a million views and it's like in one of my
old crappy videos too, which is like, I mean, a million views is cool, but also it's reasonable
Marines.
What the heck?
Yeah.
No, that's kind of how it goes with me too.
Like all my most viewed videos are like the old ones I hit.
So where I was just like mumbling into my microphone and didn't know how effects worked.
We should have a forfeit round where someone has to like whoever loses has to play their
oldest video.
Oh, you guys just see my oldest short is like atrociously bad.
I might have deleted it actually is so bad.
No, you have to embrace the shame.
You can't ever delete anything.
You're right.
I'll see if it's silly.
The answers.
Okay.
So that is the end of round one.
Let's love him.
The energy, by the way.
Yes.
I copied it from this zoology YouTuber named Lindsay Nicole.
She's really good.
And she says everything exact same tone of voice.
So we love it.
We love it.
And the astronomically unlikely event that she's listening to this.
Hi, Lindsay.
I'm sorry for ripping you off.
Okay.
So our first question was which original space Marine Legion has only one successor chapter?
And for a bonus point, what was this successor chapter called?
So Andy, I am grilling you first.
You answered the space wolves and the Wolf Brothers and sir, you are correct.
Hey, two points.
Colin, Colin, Colin.
Colin, you got the space wolves, but you did not get the Wolf Brothers.
You answered the Wolf Spear, which I regret to inform you are a recent price.
Oh, that's right.
I'm I'm talking it's low volume, but I'm talking.
You just gave this baseball.
Come on.
I did.
And then immediately check.
All right.
I mean, it's the space wolves.
So we'll forgive it.
I'll take one.
You said you got a point for that.
But then you said the 13th company were called Amogus.
No, I don't.
I do not think I do not think it's the correct answer and dare I say is a little sus.
Oh, Lord, I feel bad for my answer now.
How what were we doing?
What were we doing?
Did he say Salomon?
No, my my G.
What were you thinking?
Top G.
I just I just realized how wrong I was.
I just remember the other successor chapter is the brazen.
They've got like a dozen success.
They only had they only had I thought they only had the red talons,
but I just remembered they had the brazen claws and then they had a successor chapter way later.
Like you have a few, I think.
But now they have more.
Gorgon, Iron Lords, they got all sorts.
This might be spoilers for later questions.
Yeah, I don't know this.
I like how how was like the brazen claws in the other ones like whichever one came first,
the other one copied their homework.
So it's like, hang on a minute.
It's exactly the same logo just with a different color scheme.
Cheats.
That's kind of what painting space marines is, though, bro.
No one's inventing a new color.
You didn't know the Wolf Brothers.
I didn't I didn't think it was a so I thought it might because I could only think of only has one
and I thought the space force they made more.
No, they had that plan to wrap the eye of error.
They did make more later, but after Primaris.
Yeah, first was like, oh, that's a nice codex you got there.
Unzips flies takes a piss on it.
That's that's their opinion.
First, they made the first one and Lima was really excited for it and then it ate shit and died and the world was better for it.
Such a hater.
Yeah, I'm in last place.
That's gonna be bad.
As pen and tower, you have to do a Space Wars video for your next channel upload.
The punishment that fits the crime.
But okay, shall we move on to round two?
Let's do it.
Now this is going to be a really weirdly structured one because I didn't think about how this would work just over speech.
So you're all going to have to, you know, just put up with it because I said so.
It's my question.
I'll do it what I want.
I have a question.
Yeah, a question.
What about the results for the other two questions?
I said them and then I forgot them as soon as I said them.
But okay, right.
So what do we got?
What do we got?
Andy.
Oh shit.
We didn't discuss the other two questions at all.
Whoops.
Yeah, we're leaving this in by the way.
100%.
We're leaving this in.
We're leaving this in for being a terrible quiz master.
Okay.
Andy, you gave me three.
You gave me the silver Templars, the red Templars and the white Templars.
All of those are correct, but you still only get two points.
Because I'm mean like that.
Okay.
We got white Templars and red Templars.
That is correct.
My boy.
Eli, you got red Templars, white Templars.
Knights Templars are probably one well, which is not true, but you got two points anyway.
I'm so sorry for my answer.
You have to do it in the voice.
You have to do it.
We got white Templars, which is true.
And then we got, oh, oh, your friend.
I'm coming.
For the purposes of this quiz, we will have to only give you one point.
I won.
You have no idea Dread, how many times Hal has referenced that before we record an episode.
I like how it was the white Templars too.
You know, there's something.
Some of the gene seeds splashed over.
Oh, Colin.
Why'd you have to go and do that?
I kept it to gene seed.
I kept it lore friendly.
Okay.
You must preserve my brother's gene seed.
Cut it from his body.
We're filthy.
We're so filthy.
God, Lord.
With regards to the third question, everyone got that right.
That was the Raptors.
Oh wait, I got an extra bit as well.
I put something extra as well.
Yes, you did.
You did.
You put Fox News as anime, which is probably technically true in some sense.
I can't fathom as to what that sense would be, but you know what?
I don't know, but I have to put this on the internet.
It has to be there.
I've been watching Fox News for a long time, so I can't say if I can confirm or not.
I'm pretty sure Trump and Ted Cruz had a beam struggle, and then Ted Cruz gave a speech about his family.
That enabled him to make his kamehameha stronger.
Which I'm pretty sure is the 2016 election.
And then Tucker Carlson said, hey, sometimes I just get smacked in the face.
I'm just asking the questions.
Let me just lift it on that.
He loves Tucker Carlson memes.
I do. He's such a weird man.
Even on this other side of the continent.
Over the ocean, whatever.
His reach extends far.
As does his hairline.
Wahey!
Okay.
Now that we've actually said how many points everyone has gotten, not just in my dementia-riddled brain,
let us move on to round two.
As I said, this is extremely weird because I didn't think about how it would work.
Because when you think about a quiz, you imagine everyone huddled around a table with pen and paper and stuff.
Which is not the case here.
But we're going for it anyway.
So, I have listed four Space Marine chapters.
And I have listed four gimmicks.
Your task will be to match the Space Marine chapter to their gimmick.
Oh, no.
This is going to be difficult. Loud and clear.
Okay, so here are the four Space Marine chapters.
I've just noticed they're all bird-themed, but that doesn't have any bearing on the question, I don't think.
I don't know how that happened.
But anyway, right.
The Doom Eagles.
The Howling Griffons.
The Imperial Hawks.
And the Shadow Falcons.
Are we good?
Did everyone get those?
Okay.
We have. Here are the chapters.
And now let us move on to the gimmicks.
The gimmicks are.
Swearing oaths.
Having a high number of librarians.
Being depressed and nihilistic.
And operating from high altitude.
So, we will put those in the chat.
That's very...Buzz was like two bird-themed.
Come on, Warhammer.
Christ.
You could say that perhaps Games Workshop have at times been bird-brained.
Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
Da da da da da da.
Is this because you don't like having birds rest on the dreadnought?
Is this like an inside?
They just poop everywhere. It's crazy.
This is tough, though.
Andy's already won this, so...
I know a couple of these.
Hey! We've got them answered.
I actually don't know the last two, though. I just guessed. Not gonna lie.
I've structured it in such a way that if you know two of them, you could probably get the remaining two pretty easily.
Allegedly.
But also, really.
Yeah.
This is difficult, though, because I don't know any of these.
Colin, please tell me you're suffering.
You know, I'm going.
I might be going the wrong way.
Oh, shit.
You'll probably at least be able to get one, I should think.
Just by pure chance.
Christ. These are all successor chapters, are they, as well?
Which is kind of like...
We shall go.
Two of these are from the Ultramarines, right?
I don't know what the other two are, though.
Yeah, I think it's the Ultramarines, and one of them's bound to be the Raven Guard, just because of all the birds, but...
Well, they're all Ultramarines.
That would be extremely misleading.
Everyone wishes they were Ultramarines, so...
True.
Not true!
Do you have a favorite chapter or legion you self-dread?
Hmm.
I think I like the salamanders the best of the original legions, just because...
Yeah.
You know, they're nice.
We appreciate niceness in this house.
I can hear this salamander character now, actually, now that you're talking. I can completely hear it.
It's just me with an American accent, for some reason.
The least effort I put into anything ever.
I mean, it works.
A lot of them have their helmets off, so it's like...
I just gotta talk. I can't rely on my effects to save me.
Depressed and nihilistic is tripping me up, because it just seems so obvious.
Because that's the Night Lords, and they're not in the list.
The Night Lords like to impress their depression and nihilism on others with knives.
They're not cool like the White Scars. They're just like, just go for a ride, chill, it'll be fine.
Get on your heart, light some classic rock, and let the wind run through your hair.
Is the White Scar solution to all their problems?
Turn some motor head on, and go and cut one head off. It's great.
Maybe I am a White Scar.
We're all White Scars, brother.
I'm afraid I'm not.
I have played a large amount of Total War Medieval 2, though.
Solman and Shiban Khan are from Terra.
I think Colin's probably the type of person who were Mongolian back in the day when we were crushed.
Like the rest of us, so we're probably quite far off Mongolian.
Excuse you!
You know what I mean.
Just picking on you.
Genetically, I'm Irish and Italian. I was in the clear zone.
You're the Hungarians that have to worry about it. Do we have anyone of Hungarian extraction here tonight?
I don't know, necessarily. Eastern European, though.
Okay, well, somewhere in that region.
Pain.
Everyone's got their answers in.
So, let us move on to question number two of this extremely finicky round.
Okay. I have listed three Space Marine chapters who fell to chaos.
And next, I will list the three chaos warbands that they became.
And you will have to match the chapter to the warband that the chapter became.
Okay.
Sorry, I stumbled over my words a bit there, but we're piring through!
We're piring through!
This is Andy's.
Go ahead, Sol.
Yeah. I mean, Andy's got all of these, I think, so far.
So, the chapters are the Astral Claws, the Crimson Sabres, and the Lion Guard.
Oh, I know this. Cool. Right? No worries, I'll do that.
And the warbands are the Death Shadows, the Red Corsairs, and the Crimson Slaughter.
That's easy!
Oh, Andy, you dickhead.
You guys can do it. You guys can do it.
Oh, no. I think I've heard of Crimson Sabres from something.
I'm gonna be cheeky and give you a hint here. The Crimson Sabres one is pretty easy when you make one.
Pretty easy.
Oh, okay. Thank you, thank you.
It's so easy it looks like a trick, but it's actually not. It's just chaos being really uncreative.
Hal, do you not know the Red Corsairs one?
That's the one I did know. That's the one I did know.
Even I knew that one.
Good.
I gotta admit, no offence, Hal, but you're having a bit of a tough time with this one. I'm quite surprised, because you're usually storming it.
I don't know how many yet. I know characters, though.
All I know is how to do is eat hot chip and reference Horace Heresy.
All I know is, we all specialize in different things, so this is my big weakness, essentially.
I think you will be well suited to it, if that is of any comfort to you.
Probably not, because I'm gonna go for the funny.
To be fair, it's been a rollercoaster. Yarek, I stormed it, and then we just did the Lumineph quiz, which I got nothing, because I don't know anything about fantasy.
That's tough.
I'm the most inconsistent member, whereas you're all usually anywhere from second, maybe third. For me, it's either first or fourth every time.
I haven't won it in so long.
He called Age of Sigmar fantasy. I'm already fucking seething in this corner over here.
It is fantasy! You have to accept this, it's fantasy by everyone.
The Old World will come out, it's coming, I swear! The Old World's gonna be here someday, guys!
They'll release the Old World and smite the Age of Sigmar Heights.
Next year's our year, guys. Next year.
It'll be done when it's done, and we like this. It'll be done when it's done.
It'll be done after the next 200 Horace Heresy novels have been released.
I can't wait until Age of Sigmar releases an update where a wayward Space Marine chapter somehow transports himself into the setting to sort it out, just to boost sales.
And then Nagash raises them all as corpses.
We have beastmen in space now, so...
It's true. They're coming back, not just the Xandors.
They're fighting the dwarfs. They're fighting the dwarfs.
I did see that and I was like, what are they doing here? Get out of my 40k.
Skiven in space, who knows? Maybe someday.
I think Deep Rock Galactic has single-handedly made me love the Leagues of Otan.
Not for any of their lore, just because I get to scream rock and stone every time I think about them. That is it.
There should be a special rule where if you scream rock and stone and then knock all of your opponent's models over...
I think the special rule is you get escorted out.
Just tip the table on that point, just go rock and stone!
It was that thing where all security guards carry one arm and it's just the person sitting there all victim and they have that look on their face, like, I'm completely helpless. This is the end.
You're going to encourage people to go to tournaments now and just put pebbles in their pockets and when they're losing they'll just lob them. It's like rock and stone for...ow! Stop it! Just because you're losing.
It's like yelling wah when you're playing Orcs.
Yeah.
They have to, I'd be fair.
Yeah, you have to. FTO as loud as you can.
But you lose your respect of your loved ones as well, so it's a bit of a trade-off.
It's like the store has windows in the front and people can look in and see you.
Just remember how, not everyone has loved ones, so it's fine.
Jesus Christ, what was that?!
What the heck? What the hell was that?
We're getting dark to me.
I'm just being a realist.
Welcome to the law crimes. We're about to almost make war crimes.
These are just regular crimes.
If you have a loved one, let Hal know and he'll personally take care of that.
Andy did.
I'm in Andy.
I'll just watch and laugh and film it on my phone.
You can find all of our future videos on Liveleak.
If anyone sees a Liveleak logo appearing in the corner of their vision right now, just please let us know.
To all the grandkids watching this, yes, this was bizarre. Yes, we were weird.
It was a weird time.
It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.
I think I'm confident my answer's out on this one. I think I've got it.
Yeah, everyone's in.
We will move on with this handy dandy little line of equal signs because I just noticed that looked really cluttered.
We will move on to question three, which is, you know, some chapters, they aren't so codex compliant.
They kind of mix things up a bit. They do things their own way.
And one of the parts of that is giving weird names to some of their roles within the chapter, like, for instance, chaplains.
The following three chapters give weird names to their chaplains, and you will be required to match the chapter with their chaplain equivalent.
So here we, I think I just forgot to copy it and I deleted it.
So we will reload.
Okay, thank you, undo sign in Microsoft Word.
Okay, we got the celestial lions, the emperor's spears and the tome keepers.
And oh, come on, you can't have this already.
No, no, I was like, oh, I'm interested.
I noticed a message from Eli and he was like, I thought it was going to be the answers, but he was just despairing.
Okay, and the chaplains are the orators, the death speakers and the druids.
Oh, we actually get it. Okay, I didn't think that you were going to give us the chap.
It's not so over. It's not so over.
Nothing is over. Not as long as you can imagine it. So just imagine yourself getting the right answers and maybe you will.
Too easy.
Let's see, just put this here.
Maybe freaking.
I got this. I got this.
Who names their chaplains orators? They're so.
It makes sense.
That's all I'm saying.
You know.
Is that from the third book of Armageddon?
Trying to sneak in if everyone knows it. And we're going to give away the answer to me.
You're giving away.
That was quite the sound.
Sorry, I don't know how that came across.
Probably not as a shush intended.
I love the Inquisition. I love the Inquisition.
We have you surrounded. Come out and achieve Codex Compliance.
I'm in the Inquisition. I'm in the Inquisition.
Open up. It's time to do your taxes.
No.
That's when the Bidab War started.
I need to go back to Chiron Blackheart at some point because that guy is like Abaddon but competent.
And I missed.
Because, sorry, excuse me, Abaddon.
Oh, God damn. Did you hear in the GW video?
Yeah, and then they followed it with Reboot.
No, no.
Guy Haley says Reboot.
If they made it up, they can kind of pronounce it how they want maybe.
No one says it like Guy Haley says Reboot Gulliman.
And I still want to throttle that because it's just someone...
No one says Reboot Gulliman. It's wrong. It's actually straight up...
It's like if one of the other orders said, actually it's pronounced Angaron.
You're like, no, silly.
Or, I don't know.
It's not as bad as Corvus Corax for Angaron.
Or Fervous Manus.
Bird, bird.
I can't believe the Iron Manus is called Iron Hand.
Fervous Manus, yeah.
I like that recently I said it on our podcast.
We should be out by now by the time we're recording.
But his name actually means Iron Man.
But Colin pointed out it's not much better.
But it's not Iron Hand.
I did finally just plug it into Google Translate and it actually is just Iron Hands.
At least according to Google Translate.
So why are they all so wrong with it?
I got corrected by so many people in my chat.
Because it's the internet.
They're such damn idiots.
I had a revolting comment recently.
I put one of my videos on Reddit and there was a comment saying,
Oh great, another 40k YouTuber who doesn't read any books.
I'm like, I have just got to book 51 of The Horror's Heresy.
If you guys can watch this video and see how much you know about random facets of 40k.
They can suck it.
Jeff, we'll call them out.
Whoever said that, they have to do the Mad Max two men into one man leaves.
Two men into one man leaves.
Who knows the most lore?
What a lovely day.
I haven't seen the original Mad Max. That's something I haven't seen.
You got it.
Diver is Colin.
Colin is pretty good.
I really like the new one.
Yeah, the new one's great.
And then they're making a spinoff type thing now, I think.
You know, the new one, they basically didn't have a screenplay for it.
They just kind of went, we kind of know what we want to do.
They just shot it.
I'm like, that's mental.
That's a crazy movie.
Wrong.
Didn't they have to pause it as well?
They had to stop and then they reopened the film.
I think they had to go from like, they had to move production entirely from Australia to Namibia.
Because Australia had an unusually rainy season and the desert turned green.
Or maybe it was the other way around, I can't remember.
I hate when that happens.
Colin, have you please tell me you've seen Mad Max?
Uh oh.
Colin, you there?
Yeah, how you doing?
You still with this?
Have you seen Mad Max?
Staying suspiciously quiet.
Yeah, you avoided me there.
No, I've...
Mad.
That was my favorite part of that film that I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a wonderful guest stranded on set.
I loved when Max got mad.
And maxed all over the place.
And he mad maxed all over the set.
Like, Max from Ruby and Max?
Oh my god.
I wasn't ready for that today.
Oh, the references.
I think I'm confident, but this is the one I'm for the most confident about.
The other ones I have no faith in myself.
And we shall see who has triumphed.
You're on edge there, on edge.
That was a little Captain Kirk-esque a little bit, like, hello and welcome to the Starship
Enterprise.
It was that weird intonation.
Oh my god, I'm a text to speech device.
I was the text to speech device all along.
The true text to speech device was the text to speech device, we made it in the way.
Hit us where we're ready.
Finish it.
In the realm of matching chapters to their gimmicks.
We got the Doom Eagles are depressed and nihilistic.
The Howling Griffons really like swearing oaths.
The Imperial Hawks like their high altitude deployments.
And the Shadow Falcons have a high number of librarians.
No way.
Damn, I guessed that.
I got one.
I'm quite sure you did, because you got stuff wrong.
Oh.
So angry.
Okay, so you said that the Doom Eagles like swearing oaths, which they do not like, actually.
So that's incorrect.
You said the Howling Griffons like high altitude deployment, which they don't.
So you're remembranceing all over the place right now.
Uh oh.
Okay, you got this Shadow Falcons have a high number of librarians right.
So that's one point to Andy, which is less than I was expecting.
Insane.
Well, I only got one right.
Yeah, you got the Shadow Falcons right.
What?
Oh, now I put it in.
Bollocks.
Sorry, this was an easy one to slip up on, because if you get one wrong, then that's sort of...
Oh yeah, I see what I've done.
Cascades down.
I think, yeah, I see what I've done.
I mixed two of them up.
Oh no.
Now let us take a look at Colin's answer to this.
Same boat.
Okay, you also got one right.
You got the Howling Griffons like swearing oaths right.
So we're one for one when we should be four for four.
But you also said the Doom Eagles like high altitude deployment like ODSTs from the hit game Halo 3 ODST.
We will not comment on whether or not Halo Reach is better or worse than Halo 3 ODST when Halo 3 ODST obviously has superior atmosphere, superior level design, and all that jazz, but we won't talk about it.
We'll move on.
We'll see what Eli's got cooking.
Alright, I can give you the atmosphere.
Shut up!
The teacher was like, shut your mouth, you're disgusting.
Oh, what's wrong with you?
Oh no.
What's happening?
I don't like that. You've created an uncomfortable atmosphere.
I did?
Eli, what did Eli get?
Eli, you said the Doom Eagles are emo as fuck.
Which is correct.
No, you did.
I don't say bad words.
Oh, no, you didn't.
Sorry.
I put words in your mouth there.
I was projecting and I'm really sorry for that.
But you also said the Howling Griffons like swearing oaths, which is correct.
Yeah, right.
And you also said the Imperial Hawks.
Oh my god, it's four for four with Eli.
Oh no.
Holy Christmas, the sweep of the week.
But I have preemptively said sweep of the week, four, Hal has also sweeped it.
Yeah, boys.
I guessed it as well.
Comeback.
You somehow guessed every single one right.
That's quite impressive actually, just from a probability standpoint.
Call me Kim Kardashian because there's a comeback here, boys.
So sorry.
I know.
We need someone else to be the Remembrance here.
Because Andy is looking too hot for this weather.
Alright, that's fine.
Oh man.
Let us see who's in the next question.
Oh man.
Oh lord, nobody kick my ass, please.
No, Andy's ass.
No, no, it's alright, we love you, man.
We love you.
Who's ass?
Okay, so let's just say no asses are being kicked for the foreseeable future.
But the comeback of the century, Andy, because you're three for three on question five.
You said the Astral Claws became the Red Corsairs, the Crimson Sabres became the Crimson Slaughter,
and the Lion Guard became the Death Shadows.
All correct.
But can everyone else match your performance?
I think so.
Yeah, actually, Colin also, three for three.
My god.
I'm staying in.
Eli, three for three, man, you've done it.
I don't know who the Lion Guard are, though.
It's a full house, it's a full house, everyone got three out of three on that one question.
Oh, come on.
You get a three for three, you get a three for three, everyone gets a three for three.
Oh no.
I think I'm part of Warhammer pub quizzes in that experience.
It's really close, I'm tallying up the score as we go and I'm like, oh no, me and Hala even, bollocks.
Poor thing, this is my worst subject area.
Keep winning, stop winning these quizzes.
I am not going to win this one, don't worry.
There's one question left, let's see who said what and possibly why.
Okay, Andy, you said the Celestial Lions named their chaplains Deathspeakers, which is correct.
You said the Emperor's Spears named their chaplains Druids, which is also correct.
And you said the Tomb Keepers named their chaplains Orators.
Yep, it makes sense.
Orators, they're good at speaking from tongues.
Oh man, I am.
The Druids, what are the Empress Spears based on?
The Picts, the Druids.
I don't think anyone's the Emperor's Spears actually, because I can't spoil it because it's the answer to a following question,
but there's something about them that really bugs me and it has come up on the quiz.
And it will be a questionnaire, so just keep that in your memory banks.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, Colin, you got one right, you said the Emperor's Spears named their chaplains Druids, which is correct, but you got the other two wrong.
So, a startling descent.
Man, I was full confident with the Celestial Lions being Orators.
I threw, I caught being pasted and I didn't look back at the... oh my gosh, it's so over.
What happened?
I think I copied and pasted all the names you put there, then I got them mixed up.
That is quite possible, but unfortunately Eli, you have achieved zero points in this particular question.
The Emperor's Spears is right.
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry, I nearly cast you into the fires of Hector.
Yes, you got one right.
Okay, well in my defense, I put the Celestial Lions...
Just for the time removing all your points, you've got zero points now.
I copied and pasted wrong, so I put the Celestial Lions have Tomb Keepers and the Deathspeakers have Orators.
As you can tell, the Law Crimes is an organized and efficient channel.
We don't make any mistakes.
If it wasn't for the Deathspeakers, it would be a cool name for a chapter.
I think I also saw Order and Deathspeakers, so I'm like, oh those are the same thing, I'll just put them beside each other.
There was a Deathspeaker in the second Grimaldus book.
Whoa, trivia, trivia, we're getting some trivia.
What the heck?
And Hal, what have we got, what have we got, what have we got?
I got one, I did bad.
Everyone got the druids, I think.
Yeah, so you got one.
Pain.
A varied performance from each and every one of you so far, which, you know what, that's what makes it interesting.
Also pain, because I don't know how I'm going to cope with this.
I threw them all hard by it.
Because if I'm telling this correctly, me and Eel, I have 12, Colin has 11?
No, he has 9, and Hal has 10, so there's only a few points in it.
I'm not lost.
Very just, barely overlost.
At this point, it could go anyway.
That's what you expect.
On here, on Lord Crimes, even though this is my first time participating, so I don't know what to expect.
Okay, so, it's close.
But, who will come ahead?
Let us find that out right now, right here, in round 3!
Yay.
Okay, I think this is actually kind of an easy one, but it tests your knowledge of the game itself, rather than the lore.
Oh, Eli's got this.
Oh no.
I think everyone will get it.
So, okay, which now relatively obscure chapter was on the cover art for the very first edition of the Warhammer 40,000 rulebook?
Oh, I think I might have this.
Yeah, yeah.
Well hey, the answers are flooding in, and it looks good so far.
Unless you see mine, and you change your mind.
I think you're the first one.
The first ever rulebook, and it's an obscure one.
Well, they're now kind of obscure, but they were the face of the game back in the day, for like three years, until the Ultima 20.
I have an idea, but I'm pretty sure it's wrong.
Oh no.
You'll never know unless you try.
Ah, dear me.
Well, I'll try it, it's the only one I get.
This is my weakness.
If not, go for funny.
I gotta try, I gotta try.
Or make a reference to my videos, and you know, I'll maybe get some.
Can I put a normal answer and a funny answer with it?
Whoa.
I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna go for it.
You may amend, you may amend if I don't notice.
Okay.
The answers are in.
Now we're moving on to the question.
My personal bugbear.
The thing that really keeps me up at night, which I am projecting onto all of you, to share in my frustration.
Okay.
Question two.
What weapon is on the chapter badge of the Emperor's Spears?
Oh, I know this.
It's so annoying.
Thank you, Aaron Densky-Bowden.
This, I will never let this die.
It is the ship's damn thing in the entire game.
Oh my gosh.
I've got an answer in that I'm pretty sure is incorrect, but you know, we'll allow it.
I think my answer's a curse.
Okay, two of the jokes are for some reason sort of the same thing.
Oh no, I think we've always done it, we've been thinking along the same lines as an old joke we've done.
You are unoriginal.
Which is the worst thing.
That's even worse than being wrong, so we should deduct a point for that.
Oh my lord.
Can we deduct five points?
I got mine in first.
I'll go change, let me change mine then.
I'll change mine to something else.
This is not allowed.
Even though I just said it once.
Should I not change it?
I can still, I got a better one.
We'll all think less of you, but you know.
Oh, you know, I'm gonna, no I'm gonna change it.
Okay.
Fair enough.
If it's less funny than that, then you know, I'll be even more disappointed.
Oh.
I'm waiting to see what you change it to before I move on.
It's meant to be good Hal.
Is that funny? Is this funny?
It's kind of funny, but I don't know if it's just the sort of thing I find funny because I've been out for like three hours.
You have to read it out though, so it will be forever on the internet.
We'll get to it.
Okay, but first of all, we have the final question of round three.
No, we all know that Space Marines love their Primarchs.
But a few chapters love their Primarchs so much that they just named the chapter after them.
So, which four Primarchs, or I should specify, which four loyalist Primarchs have chapters named directly after them?
And, for a bonus point, which Primarch has the most chapters named after them?
Oh, here we go. Can we mention the name of the chapters as well for fun?
If you need to flex on everyone that bad.
Okay, cool. That's fine, yep.
For fun? What do you mean for fun? That's not fun.
Oh, God.
If you need to show your superiority that badly, then I suppose I can allow that.
Yeah, I have a very fragile ego.
Stop, stop, they're already dead.
It's actually quite difficult. I have to...
It's not who you'd expect, bonus point. It surprised me when I found out.
I'm stuck, boys, I'm stuck.
We need four, right? Don't we? Four?
Yeah, the four loyalist Primarchs who have chapters named directly after them, and which Primarch has the most chapters named after them?
I'm switching between one or two. I'm gonna have to commit.
There are no stupid answers, only... Yeah, there are totally stupid answers, but I trust you not to make one.
On this one, the previous two, I definitely ruined it.
There was some stupidity there, but we appreciate that. It was the fun kind of stupidity.
I have a question. I know the four Primarchs, but the other bit you say the one who has the most named after him.
Yes.
That's tripping me up a little bit, because I know the four Primarchs, but I'm not quite sure what you mean about who has...
Yeah, okay, so of the four, two of them have one chapter named after them, one of them has two chapters named after them, and one of them has four chapters named after them.
Oh, just containing their names, you mean?
Yes, because it is all the same formulation, like the X of Y, but...
I understand, yeah. I understand. I'll name them two for fun.
Okay.
I'm going on a wing and a prayer.
Are you going for funny now, Colin? Is it already like...
No, he's got an answer as well, so we'll not judge him too harshly.
It does pose an interesting question, you know. Was Dragon Ball GT that bad?
Oh, the answer is yes.
Yeah, I cannot stomach GT apologists, because they haven't watched it. They haven't watched it recently. They've only watched the intro, which has an amazing song, an amazing animation, an amazing imaginative character designs, and then you get to the show, and it's a slideshow where, like,
Doctor Slump rejects, yell at each other, and make weird, uncomfortable sexual innuendos. So, if any of you like Dragon Ball GT, you can take a hike right now.
Super Saiyan 4 Gojira was pretty cool, though.
Yeah, it was pretty cool, yeah. I think Super Saiyan 4 would have been pretty cool if the fur was gold, because the pink doesn't really work, I don't think.
Oh, it looks so bad, doesn't it?
Yeah, I like the design, but I think the color scheme should have been different. Eli, you're a good place, don't ever watch it, don't ever subject yourself to that.
Super's good, Super's okay, actually.
Yeah, I had to hit out up sometimes.
It recovered slightly towards the end.
I have a confession to make.
Oh no.
I have never seen Dragon Ball Z in any form.
I have seen the first like 20 episodes of the original, so I can only say I've seen Dragon Ball, kind of.
Yeah, I mean, the early parts are probably the best, I would say.
Yeah.
We're not talking the Freeza arc, yeah, Freeza arc.
Freeza Sag is the best.
Yeah.
With a Saiyan close runner up.
God, what did people do? People didn't have childhoods in this.
Andy was too busy preparing to make fun of me for not seeing movies before he even knew who I was.
You guys are watching Dragon Ball, I was watching The Godfather, I suppose.
Oh man, he's gotten there.
I studied the blid.
I studied the Warhammer lore.
I know, and now look at us. What are we doing on a Friday night, boys? What's wrong with that?
We're having fun.
Well, you studied Warhammer lore. I committed genocide in Paradox Interactive Games.
I feel good about this round, though.
That's all there is to it.
Okay, so the third round has concluded, and the scores shall now be tallied.
Who will come out on top? Who will come out on bottom? Who will come out in the middle?
Find out next time on Lore Crimes.
Yeah.
Okay, we're just doing it now instead of waiting for a week.
Okay, so which relatively obscure chapter was on the cover art for the first edition of Warhammer 40,000?
Okay, let's take a look. See, Andy? For God's sake, for God's... the mentors, really?
They were in first edition, and they were like right at the start.
Get them out of here.
I couldn't think. I said obscure, and I was like, as a little crime.
Okay, yeah, in fairness, they're not obscure. Okay, the answer is obviously the Crimson Fists.
They're not obscure. That's what threw me off.
They're not like Ultramarines or Imperial Fists.
Yeah, but they're like... I gotta be honest, I thought that, and I was like, but they're not obscure.
That's like, the Black Templars are obscure. Like, no they're not.
They're kind of relegated to obscurity these days, though.
They're not on the Black Templars level anymore.
I'd say they're still kind of obscure.
That's why my thinking pattern was the mentors are weird, because they've been there since like the very beginning,
and they were like, oh, you could actually put them in your army, and then they evolve that to,
oh, their chapter is about, they literally are like head teachers who go around all the chapters and go like,
right, the CO exam results, what are you up to? This could be improved, and so that's what threw me off.
Better head teacher than mentor.
They're actually my favorite chapter as well.
Oh, I'm so sorry. This must have been so disappointing for you. That's entirely my fault.
No, no.
They've been shut down.
Don't worry, I'm going to smash the next two questions.
It's all good, all good, brothers.
We'll see. Okay. Oh, I should say for the, um, Hal also answered cryptic munch, which...
Yeah, you kind of think about it.
I don't even know what to do with that.
Is that minus five points? That must be minus five points.
Yeah, we'll have to...
Just that, just the fact that you said that phrase now and it's on the internet, I've, I think your channel's a bit more spiky.
Yeah, it's his mobile phone notification when he gets a text.
Cryptic munch.
Doesn't even mean anything.
Well, I don't know. I can imagine some things it might mean, but I don't want to...
Let's not go there. This is a kid-friendly channel.
Hal, you are full of shit.
So, I'll let me see if everyone got that correct then.
Okay, yeah, everyone got that correct, except... and that was partially due to my own formulation of the question, which I admit was not ideal.
So, we will... I don't know how you want to handle that since you're the one tallying the points.
It's fine, I'm gonna smash it. I reckon the next two I'm gonna do really well, but...
Yeah, so he's already got it. Like, he's just letting it slam dunk us.
Let's just shove our heads in the water.
What weapon is on the chapter badge of the Emperor's Spears? And it is, of course...
Say it with me, guys.
A trident.
For some... goddamned reason.
A trident isn't a spear, I'm sorry, it's a fishing implement.
I don't have a chance in hell.
That keeps you up at night?
What did you say, Colin?
I mean, it's annoying, because it's like... they're called the Emperor's Spears, right?
So, their chapter badge should be a spear, or have a spear on it. But no, it's a trident. It's a trident with a skull on it.
Yeah, Poseidons are annoying, it's like, give that back.
If it's a skull or a trident, it's a goddamned spear.
Colin also answered, uh, cum sock.
Oh, god.
That's funny.
It may surprise you all to know there is no chapter, there is no Space Marine chapter with a cum sock on their chapter badge.
There's gotta be like one, there's gotta be one Sladash.
Sladash Edition, just you wait.
There's gotta be a Sladash warband out there.
Imagine trying to throw that like a chaplain.
It's their chapter relic.
Every battle boarder must donate to it.
Donate to it, Og!
No, Eli, no, you went too far.
Donate!
Thank you all for watching Lore Crimes, we apologize once again for our...
I wanna have my name brushed off the credits, please.
We just silhouette you now.
We want to voice modulate you so people can't tell who you are.
Oh my god, quickly guys, throw the cum sock!
Brothers, gather here on this sacred moment.
Don't let the Blood Ravens near the cum sock.
Oh god.
Okay, Hal also said for that one, I speed home so I can kiss my dad on the lips.
Which is very sweet.
Oh my god.
Hal, I didn't know you were related to Tom Brady.
I wasn't related to Tom, but he wisely changed it.
I put Sentin Smeagma first, yes.
So, just to clarify, who got that right?
There were so many answers there that I'm not sure what's going on anymore.
I think everyone except Colin, who did not take it seriously.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so, has clarity been achieved?
Post-not clarity.
Yep, yep, yep.
Okay, so, the final bout.
The GT final bout.
Which Primarchs have chapters named directly after them,
and which Primarch has the most chapters named after them?
So, we've got Gilliman, Dorn, Sanguinus, and Jagatai from Andy,
which are all correct.
That is the correct answer.
Damn.
Yes, and he also answered Dorn has the most, that's true as well.
So, two points.
And they named all the chapters.
Two points.
Yes, you did, you smug prick.
So, we're only getting two points for all of that?
Dude, I only asked two questions.
You would have loved to be on.
I thought there would be like a point per Primarch you mentioned or something.
I don't know.
You can give yourself as many points as you want, and I won't know.
I'm giving myself 50 points for that.
I'm copping a fat L with this question.
Dorn, Yubifun, Yuskandril, you said Gilliman, Lionel Johnson, Leman Russ, and Sanguinus.
Bro, Leman Russ?
Bro, bro, I'll just say a second.
I was really hoping there was like a Sons of Russ Primarchs chapter out there or something I missed.
That is the silliest thing I ever heard in my life.
But I will grant you that there are a lot of chapters called Lions of something.
So, you know.
Yeah.
I see how many angels there are.
There's loads of angels.
Don't have the name Lion in your Primarch name, and I won't have to be so confused.
Yeah, I thought the Lion was one too, frick.
Lion's his pronoun.
Okay, I've just had to rethink how I formulate that whole question.
Like how many points people get for it.
Like, Colin did get one.
He got two Primarchs, right?
Should we do max five then?
Yeah, yeah, that's way better.
Four Primarchs and then one bonus for everyone.
Yeah, that's way better.
Thank you for being the angel on my shoulder.
You're welcome.
I made you read out, I speed home and kiss my dad in the lips.
That's really fair.
Oh, man.
So, I think Colin gets one.
No, two, two.
Woo.
Colin gets two.
Eli, let us.
Okay.
Yeah, you got three right for the Primarchs.
You said the Lion instead of Sanguine.
No, you said Lion instead of Gilliman.
But you got the most chapters right for Dorne.
So, you get four out of five.
Are we tied?
We're still tied, man.
Geez.
Okay, and how?
I did poorly.
You got Gilliman and Sanguineous right, but yeah, so two out of five there.
Damn.
So, what are we looking like?
Ferris and Korax.
Bro, what kind of chapter name is Korax in it?
I thought one of them might do.
Or there's like Raven.
They're basically all Raven Raven.
The Ravens of the Ravens.
Cacaw.
Armed in Raven armor with their Raven claws and their Raven goggles.
That's just as big as wolves, but Ravens.
That's true.
100% true.
Okay.
Have you seen that AI modulated version of Jonathan Keebles where someone did a video talking about all the Primarchs and the Corvus Korax one?
And he was like, Corvus Korax is so irrelevant to the setting that he's harder to see when he's not invisible.
You're like, oof, that hurts.
Pain.
If those Ravnarch kids could read, they'd be very upset.
Oh, Lord.
Alrighty then, I think we're...
Oh, for God's sake, I wonder who's winning now though.
Andy, you and Lee.
And Eli are on 18 points apiece.
Christ.
I mean, the scores at the moment, I believe, are me and Eli are on 18, Hal's on 14, and Colin's on 12.
Yeah?
That was it.
Colin, you do have the largest channel by far of all of us, I think.
This is simply the universe.
This is Carmack.
I'm like, fuck you, I have more subs.
I make myself look like a clown on my own channel, I'm happy to play the role of the Jester here as well.
I'm just imagining Colin fanning a bunch of US dollars going, oh, I'm losing the quiz, what a shame.
With his silver play button just in a big shrine.
I'm melting it down into a RavnGard mini as we speak.
So we can go on a shelf and never be seen again.
Okay.
I did have a bonus question in my pocket that I may now withdraw.
Okay.
The winner takes it all.
This last question is inexplicably worth 10 million points.
It's like the Golden Snitch in Harry Potter, so whoever gets it right wins, I guess.
Okay. Which one of these is not a real Space Marine chapter?
Oh, here we go.
Oh, Andy, come on.
Which one is not a real Space Marine chapter?
The Gorgolams, the Tarantulas, the Silver Stewards, the Genesis chapter, and the Pantbringers.
So which of these is not a real Space Marine chapter?
Oh, no.
Wait, we had a massive rant.
We had a massive rant about one of these guys.
The Genesis chapter, Colin.
Oh, no.
Andy, have you got this?
Just please be honest with me.
I don't know.
The thing is, here's the thing I will say.
I made all the logos, but if I'm thinking about this, these are probably ones that don't have logos, so I am kind of uncertain.
They're not like, I think most of them are like single paragraph in an issue of White Dwarf.
So these are really bottom of the barrel.
Except the Genesis chapter, I think they have like a color scheme and stuff.
I got some love.
It's a one out of five, isn't it?
Colin, did you want to talk about what we said about the Genesis chapter and the Ultramarines?
I love my bargain bin Ultramarines.
Discount Dan Smurfs.
Is it obvious this one or is this?
I'm not saying anything because everything rides on this one.
Can I ask a question?
Could the one that's not real be a homebrew?
No, it's literally just made it up when I was writing the questions.
Okay, that depends if he's gone for one that sounds too normal to be safe or he's gone for one that's obscure.
Can I change my answer really quick?
Can I redo my answer really quick?
I've had a change of heart.
Yeah, that previous one was a bit R rated.
Oh no, I'm keeping that other part in.
Oh, I think someone's quenched it.
Oh no!
Okay, I don't know if this achieved its intended outcome.
The Silver Stewards are fake.
Yes!
The Gorgolums?
Andy got it. Yeah, the Gorgolums are real. I don't know.
Noah, did you change that before I saw it or did you...?
Oh me? No, I added in the bit after it. Do you want to read that out?
I really don't.
I'll read it. It's the Silver Stewards slash I moan when I wipe.
Oh my god.
Come on.
I needed to add the bit in the funny.
No.
I had Silver Stewards first though, don't worry.
So yeah, Andy and Hal both got that.
I thought it might have that because it just seemed like...
I thought it might be tarantulas but it just seemed too out there and maybe it would be a boring one.
I knew about the Gorgolums pain bringers in Genesis chapter because they're a bit like two edgelords and we already talked about Genesis.
So for me it was tarantulas. They've got things like the Wasp people.
The ones from the Badab war. The Yellow Jackets.
They probably have tarantulas. So I thought Silver Stewards seems like it's trying too much to be like tomekeepers or something.
Yeah, you got me.
A bit safe, isn't it? A bit safe.
It looks up Gorgolums and they're like, oh that sounds cool, I'll make a video about them.
There's one sentence.
One sentence.
And it's they're a loyal space marine chapter of unknown founding and genetic origin.
You know what it is?
It's one of those ones where someone at Games Workshop's kid came to watch them, one of those bring your child to work day and they're like, I want to make up a chapter.
And it's like, alright, go on then.
Gorgolums. And that was all it was.
This isn't the 9th edition space marine codex apparently.
It's not even always codex.
I was going to include the Knights of Byzantium.
They're on the chapter list on Lexicanon, but it's literally just some guy who works at Games Workshop's homebrew chapter so I don't know if that...
They've got a logo. They look like a purpley Sons of the Iron Hands thing.
Yeah, it's not... they're not in a codex or in White Dwarf, it was just on the website so I don't know if that counts.
So I decided to change it.
Got a sick purple colour scheme though.
I've got their logo somewhere, let me see if I can find it for you.
And it's a hippocampus.
Yeah, I was going to go with them. I was going to do the question like, what's the only space marine chapter named after a real place?
But then I'm like, oh, are they official? Are they unofficial? I don't know.
So I erred on the side of caution, I'm sure no one would have cared either way.
They've got a cool logo.
Yeah, that's all you need really.
Are you telling me there's not a chapter called Greggs in Brixton?
No, there should be.
That's a very UK joke by the way.
I don't think you have Greggs in North America, do you?
Do you know what Greggs is, Colin?
I know what Greggs is from the 4chan green text where the man was kicked out of Greggs for being racist.
What a ultra specific one to know.
I don't mean you asked.
Oh my god.
Should we tally up the scores, boys?
Andy, you have to let us know how we all did now because I'm quaking.
Are we adding a point to the scores with me and Hal, like just one point or something?
Yeah, or 10 million points, whichever way you want to take that.
That'd be joint first then.
The only thing is, I do the scoreboards, I don't want to put 10 million in this really tiny frame, so we'll just add one.
We'll do one.
That's the spirit, the weak resistance.
Yeah.
It's actually quite close.
In fourth place with 12 points, we had Colin.
Let's go.
Double digits, nothing to be ashamed of.
Yeah, I'm chewing I'd say.
Are we still holding to whoever got the bonus technically overrules someone with points, or are we just going to add one point?
I think we'll just add one point.
We'll do one. One's fine.
Well, in that case, minus 10 million points from that.
Hal came in third with 15.
Eh, not bad for my weak spot, technically.
And then it was between me and Eli by one point.
I'm doomed to lose forever now.
Eli got 18. I goofed up so hard on the chat.
I got 19. I'm so sorry, Eli.
That's that one wipe. It cost you everything.
You had an opening when I messed up. What was it, the fourth question?
The Crimson Fists.
That was a credit question, maybe. So that's my fault.
I'll copy and paste better next time, I swear to you.
Could be worse. You could have typed in Cryptic Munch, I speed-hopped and kissed Mike down the lips, and then you could have written that.
I didn't have a single meme answer to this quiz. That's crazy.
I know. Eli was playing to win.
We were on our best behaviour with our guest today.
I was totally not.
You were.
I take myself very seriously, I'll have you know.
Didn't you yell out like literally like 20 minutes ago, oh you've rain, I'm coming.
I was under duress. You made him say it.
I was pressurized.
I still have my dignity though because I didn't say I'm one when I- oh shit.
The mastermind behind Chief Lord Gluck and the whip would never stoop so low.
Oh my gosh. That's one of my favourite- what?
Jeez. That's one of my favourite videos on the internet.
Yeah, I used Slenesh Fanart and she had her titties out.
So it was only on screen for like two seconds but it still did me in.
Oh man, that's such a funny video. Holy frick.
You should all go watch that video, viewers.
Let's all go watch some Dread and On videos with Adblock off.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah, and you watch this without Adblock as well. We'll appreciate it boys.
Yeah, yeah.
We have to say though, thank you so much for calling on Dread.
Thank you very much.
We have scarred you, I think.
I'll never be the same again.
You will not. Warhammer's not the same for any of us. We are victims.
Thank you so much for calling on, man. It was pretty cool to get a bit of fett.
Obscure Chapters is not something we would have necessarily delved into so it's nice to have a bit of spice there.
Andy, you punked me Andy because I didn't know I was dealing with an expert.
Yeah, he's quite terrifying.
I like that, just like my gravestone. Andy, quote from Hal, he was quite terrifying.
That's like the rest of the undertaking where Colton mentioned it.
I'm thinking standing behind just like breathing in like really heavily.
Thank you for everyone who played along, everyone who's listening as well.
Hopefully you suffered as much as we did there.
Obviously, we said some foul stuff at some point.
Mainly Hal.
Mainly me.
The work's already over.
Preemptively cancelled.
This will be embarrassment for the future. Don't worry, people.
Thank you so much for watching, guys. If you want to see more of this, if you want to see Dredd come on again, maybe he might be one of our little guests.
I don't mean guests. I mean you'll actually play the quiz maybe next time.
We have some ideas of what we could maybe do in the future, like an idea of maybe we have a chosen champion of law crimes pitted against one of our guests or something like that.
We'll see what happens.
Something spicy, boys.
And for next time, we've actually got a little bit of a special, a bit of a different idea.
We'll keep that as a surprise for now.
So obviously you'll have to stay tuned and see what's coming next.
Again, thank you, Dredd. Thank you so much for coming on, man. It was really cool.
It was an absolute pleasure. Yeah, I had a great time.
Awesome, man. Thank you so much, man.
Very epic.
And lastly again, thank you guys so much for listening and we'll catch you all next time. See you guys.
Take care, everyone. Bye, everybody.
Thank you.