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You know who they remind me of?

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That elf in Skyrim, is it Whiterun?

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Where he's just like, have you ever been to the Sky district?

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That's not an elf, that's disease!

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That's not an elf!

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That's disease!

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He's a red guy.

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Just a dude, okay.

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Well, he had the snooty voice, so I assumed he was an elf, cause you know, I don't like snooty voices.

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Alright, hang on now.

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I'll stomach the Eldar slander to an extent.

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Don't compare anyone to Nazeem.

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Do you get to the Cloud district very often, elf?

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No, I'm not kidding.

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The only thing is, Skyrim is not as good as Oblivion because you don't get the fan from the arena who follows you around the torch.

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And occasionally falls off cliffs and dies, and you're like, oh, that's a shame.

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How do you know that reference so well, but yet Nazeem tripped you off?

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I just remember his voice more than what he wore or what he looked like.

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I'm just like, oh, I just remember that snooty elf.

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He's not an elf!

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Yeah, but I thought he was, cause he's like, oh, I'm so cool, look at me.

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Like, go away.

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Sorry for the people who came for their warhammer quiz and talking about Nazeem and the Cloud district.

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Thalmor is cool.

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We can all agree that any Thalmor patrols we come across in the wild will not be getting back to the embassy.

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True, true.

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Hello, law criminals and welcome to another episode of the pub quiz.

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And today we'll be talking about the Gorgon, the Primarch Ferus Manus.

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And helping it today will be our Chad, our main man, our favorite probably in all of law crimes, let's be honest.

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It's Andy. Andy, take it away.

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What was I calling?

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We have personal favorites and you are our absolute Chad of an editor.

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And now Eli is our favorite.

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I'm hyping it up. Enjoy the...

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Enjoy the favoritism until the next quiz when the next person is now our favorite.

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I see how it is. I see how it is.

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Buttering you up for points.

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Yes.

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I will say I'm not giving you any special treatment.

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This is a quiz. This is not, you know, like, oh, but, you know, that thing where like people give the apple to the teacher at the end of the class.

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Like, can I get a better grade next week?

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No. Why are you bribing me with fruit like an Indiana Jones?

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Anyway.

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You were working on me when I was teaching.

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Really?

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No one tried it.

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Oh, fair enough.

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Oh, today I will also apologize.

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I've got a bit of a scratchy throat today.

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So if anyone's going, oh, Andy sounds a bit rough.

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That's why.

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But today, yes, we will be covering the Primark of the iron 10th, the one who is known as Mr. Irony Handyman, Ferris Manus.

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So how let's go through the the board.

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We'll start off with let me just double check something quickly.

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OK, so I'm going to go through the team and ask everyone how their iron hands and by extension Ferris Manus law is.

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So starting from Eli, how is your information and knowledge about the man who is known as Metal Hand Daddy?

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Could be.

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It could be better, you know, but I mean, my favorite legion is the one that killed him.

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So, you know, know your enemy or something, I guess.

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I like Ferris. He's a bro.

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He's dead.

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Just because he could probably lift more than any other Primark, is that why?

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Yeah, that is why I like him.

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Do you reckon his metal hands would help or hinder him?

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No, probably help. Yeah, would they would help.

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He wouldn't get tired in his arms.

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Yeah, if they're rigid enough.

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Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.

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It's out with a Christian channel, my dear.

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OK, OK. Well, all right.

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Then how is your turn?

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How is your information or knowledge on rigid manners?

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Oh, I smell like blood in the water.

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I sense weakness, boys, because this is something I'm literally doing a video on.

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So I hope I win, because if I don't know Ferris Mannes, I am going to absolutely be disappointed in myself.

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But yeah, I feel your video will be like, oh, Eli beat you at the quiz.

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And you're like, don't remind me.

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I think I will actually have a nice cry after and no one will shame me because men are allowed to cry.

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But this will be a very undeserving cry.

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But I feel I feel strong about this one because, yeah, I'm very lucky that it coincides with my research.

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So come on.

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Do you have a particular soft spot for the Ironhands or just research, you were just doing them at the time?

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I do. I do. They're kind of they're kind of my favorite.

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I would say Ferris is not my favorite Primarch, but Ironhands is my favorite chapter because they're so broken.

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They're so miserable and they're so grimdark.

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And yeah, I like that. It's all good.

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OK. And to finish off our collective knowledge, Colin, how is your knowledge on daddy Mannes?

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I will say I will be very happy to coast off my victory last week and last time.

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Just accept I'm just going to be here for the ride and giving many haircut jokes.

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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I don't. I don't.

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It's getting early.

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I don't.

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It's disgusting.

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I don't much care for Ferris Mannes, positively or negatively.

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I got to be honest. He never he never struck my interest.

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Nor did the writers, apparently.

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No. And I regularly confuse the Ironhands with the Iron Warriors.

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So probably not going to be winning this one.

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You're a heresy.

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I'm not sure I used to say that as a Warhammer YouTuber, to be honest.

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All of the Monkai look the same.

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I will say it's been an interesting task compiling questions for this particular episode because Ferris gets the least law of any of the Primarchs by a large margin.

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And yeah, it's been an interesting one compiling questions and I think I think he's actually one of my preferred or not favorites, but I definitely I definitely like Ferris because the glints of law you get from him can be so good.

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They're just so scarce that people for the most part don't read them, you know.

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It's hard to find it as well.

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They're in little short stories a lot of the time.

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We were talking about that before and yeah, I guess apparently half the Ferris Manus lore isn't in his book.

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Yeah, it's in like short stories and stuff.

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Okay, which I have now read.

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Here it comes.

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Bring it on.

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Sense weakness.

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Blow in the water.

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I feel like we need to have like betting odds on the side of the face.

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Like so the odds are Hal at one to three and Colin at ten to one.

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Okay, place your bets.

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I want to shout their catchphrase, but I feel like that might be an answer to a question. So I'm holding back.

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But once it's out there, I'm going to say it.

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Well it's not. You can if you want.

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Okay, the flesh is weak boys. The flesh is weak.

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The flesh is weak.

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Yeah, see I was going to say iron within iron without and that's again, that's the wrong one.

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Get him out of here.

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You said I shouldn't be saying this as a Warhammer YouTuber. You forget to consider I never had any credibility to begin with.

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Actually, I shouldn't be talking Mr. Death Guard Kifers game.

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That was the biggest. I'm so proud of that moment because it's just so funny and stupid.

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Sorry, I'm distracted.

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Another this banter.

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Anyway, so we're going to start off with the beginner section. I would be surprised if you didn't get these questions.

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There might be one that trips you up there. They're actually quite good. So let's start with the definitely the easiest.

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Eris Manus would be given a nickname by his most cherished Primarch brother, Fulgrim, based on an ancient Terran myth.

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What was the nickname? If you don't get this, hand in your law crimes and your YouTube. There we go. Easy. Done.

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Oh, thank God. Solid one. Solid.

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Even if you're not even even like that into Warhammer, I feel like if you don't get this one, just just leave.

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Like it's not going to work. Sorry. It's the easiest.

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How would you get it wrong?

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We can explain why he gets it to you later.

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It helps us plan it is the same thing.

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Yeah, there is that I suppose. OK, so.

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That's the easy one. Right. Question number two. Not too bad. Eris and Fulgrim would compete to craft a weapon of absolute perfect quality to show off their abilities as artisans, and they would gift the weapons to each other as a sign of their sibling brotherhood.

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What was the name crafted by Ferus?

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The name of the weapon specifically. The weapon he crafted and gave to Fulgrim.

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The name of it, not the type of it?

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Yep. Oh man.

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Do you know what's funny is we just, we have previously recorded a Primarchs podcast, definitely go check that out, and we actually made a law crime within that and we used the wrong name for that weapon.

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Really?

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I just, I meditated.

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We used the wrong name for that weapon when we talked about Ferus in that podcast.

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I don't know what the name is, and oh my gosh.

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So Eli, that's a bit of a save there for you if you were.

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Interesting. I've had all the answers in.

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They're interesting. I'll give them, you know, a varied.

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It's like I can see how each of you have gotten to your answer, and they're all different in the way you've managed it.

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The flaming Dorito is the true answer.

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The true spicy one. And last of the beginner section, we're slightly cranking up the difficulty.

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Before Vulcan would be chosen to steer humanity away from damnation during the Horus heresy, Ferus would be chosen as the linchpin to a brighter future.

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Who would contact Ferus with a vision of the impending civil war of humanity?

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Who contacted Ferus was like, it's all about to go tits up. I need you to sort it out. And Ferus said, no, I'm not listening to what you say.

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No way.

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Do you have to specify the name of the person or the type or the group?

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The person.

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Oh, the person. I don't remember the exact name, but I kind of know.

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It's a well-known character.

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I have a very vague idea of the group, at least I think, so I just picked a name from it.

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And if it helps, the same character, I believe I'm correct in saying that this is the same character also, he contacts Vulcan when you know, like Ferus, like, right, that didn't work.

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Okay, I'll talk to Vulcan. He seems like he has a hammer as well. This is the war hammer 40.

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He has.

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He is in fact the war hammer 40k. The true war hammer 40k was the 40k we made along the way.

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You all just lore-crime. This was still 30k.

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Oh, that's true.

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Now who needs to revoke the YouTube license?

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Yes, take my license back. Put it in the bin.

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Just scroll up. Settings, delete channel.

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I'm off YouTube now.

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I don't do videos on my channel there. I was panicking.

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Oh, Lord.

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Okay, I've had all of the answers in. Would we like to hear some results?

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If they're good.

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I'm excited to hear the first question because I got that one right and then the rest happened.

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Right, I would have been offended. I would have been physically sick if you didn't get the first one.

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So, Fulgrim gave a nickname to Ferus Manus. It was made in jest. It was not very flattering, but Ferus really enjoyed it.

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It was a nickname about how ugly his exterior was and how brash and harsh he was as a not just his look, but how he dealt with people.

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And it was based on the ancient Terran myth of the Gorgon. And you know, that's the answer. You all got it correct.

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It was the Gorgon. Kind of on the nose. He's from the planet Medusa. So you're like, oh yeah, kind of makes sense.

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Easy. Easy money that one. I'm glad.

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I would have been very annoyed if you got that wrong.

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Yeah, that would have, that would actually have to like put in our credibility and leave if we got that one wrong. Oh man.

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Right. So, question number two. So, Ferus and Fulgrim were best buds. They were, they were, of all the relationships between Primarchs,

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they arguably had the closest bond because it was weird that they had, they were polar opposites.

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You know, here's Fulgrim, this very vain, very pretty boy. Here's Ferus, this very on the nose, tough, ugly guy who's very brash and harsh.

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And they kind of joked and jabbed at each other about how they were so different.

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And yet they also were both great artisans and great craftsmen.

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And so they had a competition to create basically the perfect weapon they could craft.

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And Fulgrim created the war hammer known as Forgebreaker.

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But the question was, what was the weapon that Ferus created?

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Now, start with Eli. Eli was close. Eli put Firebrand.

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Oh, that was, that's what we put in our original video. Yeah.

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Flamebrand. Yeah.

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It's not Fireblade, is it? It's more on the nose.

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Is it really Fireblade?

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Well, how? He put Fireblade, which is correct.

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I was gonna put that and then I thought, man, that sounds really stupid.

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It is stupid. This is Warhammer.

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I think it kind of works with Ferus though, just like, oh, it's a blade, it's on fire.

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Fireblade. I did good.

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I am good at making things.

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I do like Colin's meme answer though, he just called it Ballbreaker.

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Oh Lord.

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It's a sword. Like, how would you break a ball with a sword? Like a hammer, I get like, yeah, you could be like, crush him like a grape.

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Have you ever played, do you know the game For Honor?

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Fortnite? Not Fortnite. Yeah.

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You know what Fortnite is? Wow.

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Ferus starts doing the dance.

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Stop. You found that.

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But you see, there's the execution. I think it was one of the first ones in the game where the knight takes their sword.

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And she bashes them over in the head with the hilt and kills them that way.

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So you can do it. You just got to grab it by the blade, which normally you can't do, but Ferus Manus has iron hands so he can.

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I like that answer better. Also, I was thinking of Jairo Zappelli.

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So JoJo, it's a stand ballbreaker.

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Man, you sound like the kind of guy to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventures.

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Goddamn right, I'm the kind of guy to watch that show.

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But what's really bizarre to him is you get those bitches.

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I'm a Warhammer YouTuber. I assume that was going to happen from the start.

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Are you going to one day retire from doing Warhammer? You're like, I'm a JoJo channel now.

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I'm just going to do it.

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Yeah, when I feel like not getting any more views, I'll do that.

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The memes keep popping.

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The memes keep popping and so with the copyright infringement, it's right.

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All the comments of Jonathan just going, oh my God.

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That's Joseph the uncultured swine.

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Didn't you post Mephiston videos?

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Oh, he's the second one, isn't he? Jonathan's the first one. My mistake.

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I've probably used it. I know in our first podcast I put Dio in it because we were talking about time travel.

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Shh, don't tell anyone.

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Didn't you also make a Mephiston video that's like five seconds long?

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I did. It was in five seconds that I just poorly pasted Mephiston's head over Dio's stopping time.

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Classic. Classic.

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It's like I said, I have no qualifications and I'm here to shitpost.

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Okay, right.

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Right.

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He sensed a disappointment already in all of us, Andy.

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So this one was actually quite interesting because we have two answers that were given.

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So I'll start with Eli and both Eli and Colin put the same answer, which was John Grammaticus.

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Eli put and his buddies, which is like the cabal, which is like, okay, you're not far off, but it's not John Grammaticus that contacts him.

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In fact, I'll say actually what Hal put. Hal put Eldrad because Eldrad was the one that I just steered him to.

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Oh my gosh.

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Because he also contacts Vulcan and there's that whole thing, there's this whole anthology of books.

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I read it recently, like book 45, and it's all Salamander stuff and it's him talking to Vulcan like,

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I originally chose your brother to try and stop this and he was just like, ugh, Xenos, and he would have listened.

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I've actually read the short story this is in, like a week ago, so this is the luckiest I'll ever get in the quiz.

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I've second-guessed myself to the bottom of the leaderboard on both of these questions now.

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Not listening to the elder causes problems. What a surprise.

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To be fair, they were the most cryptic instructions. It's like there's a bunch of, like a council I think it is of like, farseers,

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and they try to contact Farus during a battle and Gabriel Santar, and he's like separated from the Iron Hands,

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and they're like, oh, something's gonna happen. He's like, speak plainly, you filth, and they're like, oh, something's gonna happen.

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Could you just say what is gonna happen rather than being like piffy?

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And yeah, that's the problem with the Eldar. They can't get to the point. They have to be cryptic.

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If two primarchs can't understand the message, then what worth does humanity have compared to the Eldar?

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If you didn't know where it was going, like, and you were reading the book, you'd be like, what is he talking about?

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He couldn't be more obtuse if he tried.

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Well, maybe Farus shouldn't be like me and he should have read the Horus heresy books.

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That's a common name.

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So are you saying you are Farus Manus?

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I am partially artificial. I do have an insulin pump.

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Farus Pancras.

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Upgrades. Flesh is weak. Oh my lord.

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This reminds me of the voice you did there, Andy, about, you know, the Simpsons episode where like the glowing, is it burns?

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He's like glowing and he's in the forest and everyone thinks he's an alien, but he's actually irradiated.

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That's what you remind me of.

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It's an alien. Kill it. No, it's Mr. Birds. It's Mr. Birds. Kill it.

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That's how the Eldar talk. 100%. This is canon.

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I also want to, I want to actually defend myself because I actually know this bit of lore for once.

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I thought it was John Grammaticus because I know he talked like, oh, this is this is a Vulcan quiz.

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I can't really spoil a quiz. I know he stabs Vulcan with like a. Yeah, with the Fulgarite.

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Yeah. So I knew I knew he talked to Vulcan.

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Maybe he talked to Farus too.

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But I also knew Eldrad because I wanted to get Eldrad too.

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I was like, I know he talked to Eldrad Vulcan.

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Well, during the same time, it's like Eldrad is fostering Barthuza Narek from the word bearers.

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He's like a he's not really a loyalist word bearer, but he's like, I hate my legion.

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I'm still loyal to the emperor, but I'm going to kill any salamanders that get in my way.

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And he's kind of looking after him and using him as his little kind of not bodyguard.

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But like he's like, you're useful. You're on nocturne. You're going to burn to a crisp.

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Join me and I'll help you kill your Primarch. He's a traitor. Traitor.

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What he's like a proper renegade is probably the best way to describe it.

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And he's a really cool character. And Eldrad's doing that.

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And then Grammaticus is like, well, I guess I'm going to go stab me a Primarch.

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And you're like, John, what are you doing? You're drunk. Go home.

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No, don't worry. It's a magical step.

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Why did John Grammaticus line there to sound like the Morgan Freeman from that old scene in his video?

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Like, I can smell you.

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I'm creeping in.

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Yeah. Old YouTube reference there.

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There's 100% I'm mentioning that and someone's going to get that recommended to them and they're going to freak the hell out of us.

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Someone's got to figure out how to work with Ray William Johnson into this.

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I'm just thinking of the one where he says the sort of naughty words inside of his agenda.

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Let's not go there. Moving on.

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Moving swiftly on before we demonetize. Question. Question number four.

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Are we ready? Yes, please.

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OK. So these ones are a bit trickier, but I'm going to go through it slowly.

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So Ferus, upon arriving on his homeworld of Medusa, would be attacked by a gigantic Necron construct.

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She would battle to earn his iconic metal hands.

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What was the name of the creature?

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It's tickling my brain.

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And we mentioned this not long ago too.

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And you actually mentioned this in your memory.

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Very recently.

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You sneaky man.

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Colin's given me an answer.

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It is on the tip of my brain, but I don't remember what it's called.

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It's the inflection of how I said it. That's how I remember it.

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It's actually Ray William Johnson.

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That would be way funnier.

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I don't know if I spelt it right, but I think I know.

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You're fine. You're fine.

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The Necron construct he found was the last Primarch.

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Necron Construct face.

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That one was really putting it.

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That was like scraped in my brain the way it was processing it.

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It tore the tissue of my brain banks there.

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I was like, oh, I don't want to cram this in there.

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Couldn't even go with immortal make immortal fate.

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They have plenty of units.

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Okay.

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We got an answer from Eli.

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I wish I'd chosen a funny answer now because it would have been way better.

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This is the opportunity.

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Eli is just mulling.

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I can't remember it.

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The flesh is weak.

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Everyone, the flesh is weak.

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The flesh is weak and this quiz is proving it.

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Okay.

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Question number five.

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Each of the Primarchs were found at different stages of the Great Crusade.

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Of all the 20 Primarchs, which number was Ferus found?

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I'm going to point out, Alpharius does not count in this answer.

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Ignore that the first Primarch quote found by the Emperor was Alpharius.

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Ignore him.

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What number was he found?

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I've got two numbers in my head because I don't know if there's a certain...

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There is a definitive escalation of numbers.

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I will say that there is no shared number.

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It goes up each time.

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I have.

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I also know the...

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It's interesting.

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I was looking up the list.

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I think it's the 11th Primarch was found second to last.

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He was found 19th.

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I was like, oh, that's interesting.

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The other one was found fairly early.

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I'm like, huh.

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I wonder what he did.

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That's the one I'm thinking of.

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He was found so late and still messed it up.

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I think that might have been why because the second one was the one Fulcrum was like,

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yeah, he's kind of a humorless dick, isn't he?

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That was the second one he was talking about.

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He was very straight faced and apparently a bit hypocritical.

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I think they didn't name the lost and the forgotten, aren't they?

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The missing Primarch.

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I'm guessing one of them...

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I think the second Primarch is obviously the forgotten and maybe 19th was in some way,

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quote unquote, lost or he was perhaps lost to another faction.

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If you know what I mean.

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I had to get to this way.

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The only Primarch to be found after him on record is Zalfarius, which we know is not true.

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OmegaGon.

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OmegaGon was the last one found.

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So he was technically the last Primarch found.

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But...

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I hate the Alpha Legion.

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Tricky.

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They have a weird Spaceballs vibe to them.

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If you're into the Alpha Legion, it's like, oh, this is the coolest Legion out there.

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And then if you're not a diehard fan, you just despise how like, oh yes, we're the people

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in the know.

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Wink, wink.

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It just shuts up.

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I can just imagine them swallowing the arms of Sherry.

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Mylores, whatever I want it to be, because secrets.

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You know who they remind me of?

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That elf in Skyrim.

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Is it Whiterun?

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Where he's just like, have you ever been to the Sky District?

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That's not an elf, that's N'Zim.

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That's not an elf.

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He's not an elf.

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That's N'Zim.

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He's a red guy.

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He's a guy, he's a red guy.

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He's a dude, okay.

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Well, he had the snooty voice, so I assumed he was an elf, because you know, he had all

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those voices.

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Alright, hang on now.

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I'll stomach the Eldar slander to an extent.

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Don't compare anyone to N'Zim.

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Wow.

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Do you get to the Cloud District very often, elf?

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Oh man.

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That's triggering.

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Sorry Skyrim fans, sorry.

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N'Zim is the second person I kill in every playthrough.

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Right behind that guy in front of the Talo statue screaming about him.

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It's because he's annoying.

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This is the big question.

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Since you see the companions outside Whiterun, do you let them kill the giant, or do you

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watch, or do you help?

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That's the big question.

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If I have a bow, I'll shoot at it, because otherwise I can't make it in time, because

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the giant has like, two health.

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And then they yell at me like, oh, you didn't participate.

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I was across the country by the time you started fighting.

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Or even at any point during the game, like, you could be level 60, you know, Grandmaster

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of Winterhold College, and they're like, oh, you look pretty weak.

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I mean, like, I could annihilate your entire bloodline.

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Stop talking to me.

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You saw me kill Alduin.

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You know what I can do.

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I killed Alduin.

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Don't talk to me and my son ever again.

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The only thing is Skyrim is not as good as Oblivion because you don't get the fan from

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the arena who follows you around the torch, and occasionally falls off cliffs and dies,

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and you're like, oh, that's a shame.

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I remember that reference so well, but yet Nazeem tripped you over.

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Lord.

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I don't, I just remember his voice more than what he wore or what he looked like.

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I'm just like, oh, I just remember that snooty elf.

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He's not an elf.

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He should be able to hire 40 ones, because he's like, oh, I'm so cool.

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Look at me.

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Like, go away.

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Sorry for the people who came for their warhammer quiz and talking about Nazeem and the clouds.

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That was cool.

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We can all agree that any Thalmor patrols we come across in the wild will not be getting

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back to the embassy.

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True.

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True.

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Right.

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Let's steer this Warhammer based podcast quiz back to Warhammer.

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So the last question of the intermediate section is this.

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With Ferris's death at the hands of Fulgrim, a demon presence would be formed from the

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Gorgon's anger, pride and shame.

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What was the demon's name?

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Oh, thank you.

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It's more like a title than a name, I will say.

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This, if anyone wants to cite the clue for this as well, this comes up in the actual

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modern 40k Ironhand books too.

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This title.

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I'm so glad that I have read it recently because I wouldn't have known this.

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That should tell you what kind of answer it is.

454
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,000
You know, intentionally, not intentionally, but initially that wasn't even the intention,

455
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000
that's just a name from something else.

456
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000
And then I realized before I had said, oh, that's perfect.

457
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
It's very to the point.

458
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
It's very short, like, done.

459
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Much like the act was very to the point.

460
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
I've been watching anime and being lonely.

461
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I've been training for this quiz for years.

462
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
It's not even an anime joke.

463
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Yeah, I know, but I'm just guessing.

464
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Oh man, please tell me, Eli, you are suffering too, because I don't need to catch up.

465
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Yes.

466
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Freshers week.

467
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Thing is, I'm getting a bit like, I'm looking at Hal's podium with all the dots and I'm

468
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:59,000
like, he's getting close to his first gold stud, so I need to catch up.

469
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:07,000
That's until we do a corn quiz, or I think corn related, and then I am white.

470
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,000
We should do a total war quiz at some point and then Colin Rogers annihilate everybody.

471
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Yes.

472
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,000
I haven't even played, but I'm just going to sit out and drink tea.

473
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,000
What is the starting position of Teclis in the Immortal Empires campaign?

474
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Get out of here.

475
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Oh, Lord.

476
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Come on.

477
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
He's in the Southlands.

478
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Yeah, he's in the new Thunderdome.

479
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,000
He moved from Lustria where everyone kicks the crap out of him to the Southlands where

480
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
everyone kicks the crap out of him again.

481
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Why is Scarbrand in the middle of all of that?

482
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
That's the funniest part to me.

483
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Is this some kind of game play?

484
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Because if he wasn't there, it would be almost manageable, but you have a greater demon of

485
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
corn in the middle of all these legendary Lords.

486
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
You have Orcs, Skaven, Tomb Kings.

487
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Queeks right there, the entire Tomb Kings are about 10 feet to the south.

488
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Shame there's no...

489
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Tomb Kings don't bleed, do they?

490
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000
They don't. Not much to offer corn, although they do have skulls.

491
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
You just see the kind of paste onto the floor.

492
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Both the skull comes pre-skinned for the Skull Throne.

493
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
You don't have to do any of that work.

494
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,000
I did wonder how the corn boys actually like...

495
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I can just imagine they're like, we did the battle!

496
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Yeah! And they're like, oh, we've got to pick all the skin off.

497
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Lacking up pennies.

498
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Like peeling potatoes, but worse.

499
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
They're taking ages.

500
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
They're probably really mundane about corn worship.

501
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Probably really annoyed with the Tomb Kings in that case, because while it does come pre-cleaned,

502
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000
they get back up if you take too long.

503
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:59,000
So the guy you're trying to put on the throne stands back up and shakes you in the ribs.

504
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I'm just imagining you put a skull in the throne, and then halfway when it's being assembled,

505
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,000
it rises and it just falls apart like a block of Jenga, and they're like, I just built that!

506
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Like a sand castle, and you're being hit by the tide, and just a stroppy corn berserker going,

507
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000
you ruined my Skull Throne!

508
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Does it sound like a xylophone when it collapses too?

509
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Probably.

510
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,000
So would we like to hear some results for the Intermediate section?

511
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Flesh is weak.

512
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
See how weak our flesh is.

513
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Flesh is weak. Put it in the chat. Flesh is weak.

514
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:43,000
So the first question was, I wanted the name of the big scary Necron worm creature

515
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,000
that first attacks Ferris Manus on his homeworld of Medusa when he lands.

516
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
He basically escapes the pod.

517
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000
The first thing I think he sees is this thing burrowing around it.

518
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
He's like, oh, that thing's annoying. I want to kill that.

519
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:02,000
And then over time he keeps having skirmishes with it, and then eventually he plunges it into the lakes of lava of Medusa.

520
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It melts and it coats his arms with his iconic army metal hands.

521
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:13,000
So Eli put, tomb centipede plus headless joke. Very good.

522
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:20,000
I'm not thinking of the awful human centipede film there, are you?

523
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,000
You're going there. We're going there.

524
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,000
I could go for a snack.

525
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
You didn't think you'd talk about that in your Ferris Manus quiz, did you?

526
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
It was the Fogum quiz.

527
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
You think it'd be worse to be the guy in the middle or at the end?

528
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Oh my gosh.

529
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
End, 100%. Might as well give up at that point.

530
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
So, that's really cruel.

531
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Colin just put the silver dragon. I've got to be honest, I was hoping for more. I've got to be honest. Just a little bit.

532
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:02,000
See, the moment you say the name, I'm going to go, that was it. The problem is, like I said, it was on the tip of my tongue, but it couldn't get out.

533
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Well, Hal got it correct. It was Asirinov.

534
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Yes, but you said it much fancier than I had thought I had to pronounce it.

535
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:17,000
I had to put the inflection. Whenever I talk about iron hands, I'm always like, when I say the R's, like Sorgol and Mervoni.

536
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:25,000
He always boasts about it in every book. He's like, did you know I climbed the mountains? I killed the Asirinov.

537
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Someone says at one point in the book, they're asking about this story about how he got his eye.

538
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Every time someone goes like, so how'd you get those iron hands?

539
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I think it's a Remembrancer who says, no, Remembrancer. Andy, your name is messed with me. Is that the one in canon?

540
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah. A historian.

541
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:09,000
That messed me. Sorry. A Remembrancer said he wasn't sure if he believed the story about him drowning Asirinov because the lines of where the metal ended on his arm looked too clean,

542
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:17,000
as in someone had dipped them rather than, I guess, someone had got them in a battle, essentially.

543
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:25,000
I think it's a theory about, Ferris might have done the augmentation to himself to make himself stronger.

544
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
He also feels slightly guilty about it because he's like, he's not my own strength.

545
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:39,000
It reminds me of in a strange way, you know that myth about the mother who gives birth to a child and she dips him into a lake and it makes him impervious to damage apart from his ankles.

546
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Achilles.

547
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:47,000
It reminds me a little bit of a small version of Achilles. I just got elbow deep and then that was as far as I got.

548
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Did put his head in, did he? Should have done that first.

549
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Just the neck.

550
00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I like thinking that myth, if instead of just holding by the ankle, she just kind of moved him around a bit, held him by the ankle and then held him by the ankle.

551
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I'm sure there's a comedian who's just like, well, just grab his head and then dip him in again.

552
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Not even that, just like hold him by one ankle, then grab the other ankle and let the other one go and he'd be totally immortal.

553
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
But you couldn't be bothered to do that.

554
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:21,000
It's not a massive like fact that someone went, oh yeah, they really messed up by your ankle holding technique.

555
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Well, I want it to be. I would have done better.

556
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I think it would have been better if you put your fist in his mouth and grabbed him by the teeth and just dunked him.

557
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Listen, if I was dunking my baby in the river sticks, I would have done a much better job of it.

558
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Oh man, it's like, you know, in England, you know, we practice it all the time.

559
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,000
We're dunking our biscuits in tea, so you should just learn from us.

560
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Yeah, you've got to put it on a spoon.

561
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Just chuck him in the river. Just do the Spartan method and chuck him in the river and if he comes out, you've got a warrior.

562
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Yeah, that works.

563
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:07,000
And on that note, so question number five, it's a bit of a tricky one because it's kind of, it's very technical as a question.

564
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,000
But it was in, you know, with the Order of the Primarchs, when was Ferus found?

565
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I'm starting with Eli again.

566
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Eli put two in brackets, same-ish time as Rus, and while Rus was the second to be found and he was close to second, he was not second, I'm afraid, Eli.

567
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Colin put five, which is also very close, closer than Eli, but Hal was correct as he was the first Primarch to be found.

568
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I almost put third.

569
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,000
It was Horus, Lemmon Rus, the unknown Primarch, and then Ferus.

570
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
That's the part I almost missed up with. I thought he...

571
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
I'll go ahead, sorry.

572
00:37:50,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I was going to say, Ferus, as one of the first Primarchs, he was very much, he mentored a lot of the Primarchs because he was one of the first three that we know of.

573
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:08,000
He was very instrumental with, like, the Emperor trusted him a lot to be like, I found one of your brothers, and he's like, right, daycare, and he'd look after them and teach them stuff.

574
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
So he was a big mentor figure for a lot of them.

575
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:17,000
They all actually liked him quite a lot, which is bizarre, considering how stubborn and hot-headed he is.

576
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,000
But I think...

577
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I think Lerute Giliman was like, he's my best friend. He's like, he's my favourite of my brothers. I love him. Oh, he's dead. I'm really sad.

578
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000
I love that he said he was... I know he's part of the Dauntless Few.

579
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:38,000
He's the one that he loved the most of the Dauntless Few. He said, of all... when he heard the news of Ferus's death, he was really sad because he was like, he was my closest brother.

580
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:45,000
And Horus was also pissed off because he wanted Fulgrim to turn him to his side. He was like, if we have Ferus, we are winning this war.

581
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I thought he wasn't his... I don't think he was Giliman's best friend. I thought... because in Unremembered Empire, is it that one?

582
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Where Giliman says of all the three that died at Isfahan, he said, I think it's quote, I will miss Ferus the most.

583
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I'm not sure if he was his best... because I think... no offence, Fulgrim was his best mate.

584
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Or it's like an awkward triangle. Lerute's best mate was... like, he was his favourite.

585
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:18,000
It's funny because it was very one sided on the term Fulgrim, Lerute and Ferus.

586
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Is that the meme of the guy holding his girlfriend's hand and he's like turning around and then he's like looking at the other person and she's looking at him more angry. It's like Ferus, Giliman and then Fulgrim, sorry.

587
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:42,000
To quote Lerute Giliman, he said on his death, and of the Dauntless view, Manus was the key, implacable, unshakable. If he was at your side, he would never break.

588
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:50,000
So he got on very well with Ferus despite him having a rocky relationship with other Primarchs, which is a bit sad.

589
00:39:50,000 --> 00:40:00,000
And the last question of the intermediate section was, a demon presence was born when Ferus Manus died which would go on to torment the Iron Hands.

590
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:10,000
He was kind of the embodiment of his shame, his pride and the resentment he had at one being killed, which is really bad, but also at the hands of his most cherished brother.

591
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Eli put the Balrog.

592
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yes! That's actually a great answer.

593
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Fly you fools!

594
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Who's Gandalf in this situation? Malkadors?

595
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Just because their kneecaps don't work very well.

596
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Just too old.

597
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Malkadors kneecaps!

598
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Oh, it's just because he's old, not because he's got like, the phrase that someone gets kneecapped or something.

599
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Malkador has really bad gout.

600
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Oh, probably.

601
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
This is a great line. That's scurvy, isn't it?

602
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I'm just putting a little kid with a crowbar running after Malkador.

603
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Kneecapping kids.

604
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:03,000
You know Gmod, the animation for swinging the crowbar where they pull it? That's what I'm figuring.

605
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Some kid's got it raised over his head, he's going to town on Malkador's kneecaps.

606
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Oh dear. Colin put Chop.

607
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Nice!

608
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
That goes in with the fucking kneecap!

609
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,000
The inspiration for that name wasn't even initially the head thing.

610
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000
It was Franklin's dog from GTA.

611
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Chop!

612
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Hey yo Chop!

613
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:44,000
You think Ferris ever accidentally ate a whole bunch of edibles?

614
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Like Chop did.

615
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Folkrum's like, we need to get this man a burrito stat.

616
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Big burritos, big lad.

617
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Ferris, you're scaring me.

618
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Do you imagine a Primark with the munchies? That'd be like, right, we've got a lorry full of food.

619
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Devour his entire eyes with the food.

620
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Just inhales it.

621
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Oh lord, Herbie.

622
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000
With Howe's answer, I was going to be surprised if he didn't get this one, because it's very similar to his own name.

623
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
It was the Sapphire King.

624
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Yeah! That was the big bad in the modern iron hands books.

625
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Does this come up again? I can go into the spoilers if not.

626
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:42,000
The iron hands and the 40k timeline, they have this weird problem where, I say weird problem, they have a slight civil war.

627
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I think it's called the Christonian heresy.

628
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Might be a slight variation of that name. Maybe not accurate.

629
00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:02,000
So they have a discussion about whether they become more machine or stick to being more half machine, half human.

630
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:16,000
And the Sapphire King has actually manipulated them and is the main cause about the corruption of them into weird, all their humanity is like poes and they literally become like automata.

631
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000
And it's the Sapphire King who's part of a zinch? Is a zinch demon, I think he is?

632
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
He's a zinch faction.

633
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:31,000
And so they think that they become more machine so they don't get corrupted and they don't turn to chaos.

634
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Because obviously the human part of them, the flesh is weak, that's the human part.

635
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:42,000
But then it turns out that their corruption came when they become these weird automata of logic and change.

636
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And you can see where Zinch has sort of slipped himself in a bit there.

637
00:43:52,000 --> 00:44:03,000
So he manipulates them and they end up having to fight a sort of civil war in the Iron Hands and the Sapphire King is behind that sort of heresy.

638
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:14,000
And then a good old cardanstronos is the name of the current chapter master of the Iron Hands and he famously fought against it.

639
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:24,000
And he rebels against the idea of becoming more machine and he thinks they need to be slightly human to master their human emotions.

640
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:37,000
And he does this speech in front of the Iron Favs and he's like, bruh, dude, if we sacrifice ourselves to be more human, we won't ever be ourselves again.

641
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
And they're like, that's beautiful.

642
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,000
So Captain, you're now chapter master.

643
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I like to think he's like, if you keep locking this away, you are going to turn into a world eater.

644
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:55,000
It's going to come back one day and it's going to overload.

645
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It's just pent up.

646
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Moving on.

647
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000
So I will say the scores because it's an interesting development.

648
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000
So I didn't say it in the first round, but the first round it was Hal had three points.

649
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Eli and Colin had one point.

650
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000
I'm afraid Eli and Colin have remained at one point.

651
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
No, Hal has six points.

652
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Oh, the flesh is truly weak, my brothers.

653
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Man, this is shit.

654
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Oh, man.

655
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I enjoy this because it's not going to happen again.

656
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
You never know.

657
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Such confidence in himself.

658
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Only because this is the most perfect timing for me in terms of quiz and research time.

659
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
It's never going to happen again.

660
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:49,000
So I'm going to bathe in the sunlight whilst we're shining, shall we say.

661
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Okay, calm down.

662
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Right. It's time for the expert section.

663
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Are we ready?

664
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:59,000
I suppose.

665
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Well, buckle up, fellas.

666
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,000
We're going on to question number seven.

667
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:12,000
So the Iron Hands under the command of Ferris Manus would encounter a fleet based society of both humans and Xenos during the Great Crusade.

668
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
They offered them the Imperial truth.

669
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,000
The society rejected the offer of compliance and was purged by the Gorgon.

670
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,000
What was the name of the nomadic civilization they encountered?

671
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh, this is from one of their first greats.

672
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,000
This is from the Fulgrim. Horace Heresy Fulgrim.

673
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
That's a hint.

674
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:43,000
That's giving me an answer.

675
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Oh, I think I've got it.

676
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Could this be when the tables turn?

677
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000
It sounds like a deodorant.

678
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Well, I've had all your answers and they're all quite similar.

679
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000
So that's quite interesting.

680
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Now, let's get on to question number seven then.

681
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:09,000
So Gorgon would modify a Cataphracti pattern terminator armor system for his own use.

682
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000
What was the name of Ferris Manus's panoply of war?

683
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
So what was the name of his armor?

684
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I think he actually stuck on this one.

685
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I'll give you a hint. It has some of his homeworlds influence in the naming structure.

686
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,000
What it's called.

687
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Mummy snake hair or something.

688
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Oh, that would be funny.

689
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Oh, I've got Colin's answer in the shade.

690
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,000
A shade.

691
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Fellas, while you're thinking, I gotta...

692
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
You've called me out on that, haven't you?

693
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
I gotta ask, do you believe the flesh is weak?

694
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Would you, if given the chance, just go all in on the robot?

695
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Nah, the flesh is weak, so you gotta make the flesh strong.

696
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
I absolutely would.

697
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I feel like that could be taken a very different interpretation of would you go with the path of the robot?

698
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Because I'm thinking Japanese toy.

699
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
I mean, I'd also go with that, of course.

700
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Oh, come on.

701
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Do you mean like a prosthetic?

702
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000
If I had the chance, there's two ideals I want.

703
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I want either Rebecca from the cyberpunk cartoon, where I'm still clearly human,

704
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:42,000
but I've got crazy colored eyes and prosthetic, different, just crazy with everything,

705
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,000
but it's still very human, just kind of wacky.

706
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
I think I'd take it.

707
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I would say, alternatively, I want full tech priest, where you cannot tell what you are looking at.

708
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Does the toaster have a nice wife kind of tech priest?

709
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Shout out to that classic line.

710
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I was thinking more actually, I think I'd go for internals, so I'd replace things like, you know, the ticker,

711
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000
the lungs in the heart and stuff like that, because the outside stuff doesn't mean anything,

712
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000
but then you could be functionally immortal on the inside, I guess.

713
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:22,000
You heard it here first. Cut off Hell's arms. It doesn't mean anything.

714
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:27,000
That's the opposite. I go for organs. I would replace the organs.

715
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Replace everything.

716
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I think it's in the Eisenhorn book, isn't it?

717
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:39,000
The characters who serve with Eisenhorn, they've been serving with other inquisitors for hundreds of years,

718
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:45,000
and some of their organs are replaced with plastic components, so they can live quite a lot longer.

719
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
I think that's the way to go, to be honest.

720
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I don't know. I don't think anything beats Warhammer lore with organs more than Lucas the Trickster putting a grenade

721
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,000
where one of his hearts should be, so whoever kills him is like, last prank of the world.

722
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,000
That is something I do. One space wolf thing I can't appreciate.

723
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh, you got me? You're stuck with me forever.

724
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:18,000
What about me? I wouldn't put any machines in me. I'd prefer the Warhammer 40k BED route.

725
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,000
I'm sure they got some crazy cautions.

726
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:31,000
I'm going all in. I'm either chroming the fuck up, as it were, or I want to be confused when you look at me.

727
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Nice. I will say, back in the day, I think you could run Lucas the Trickster up to a Warlord Titan,

728
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:45,000
and if you rolled off when he dies and he wins the roll-off, then you both die.

729
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:53,000
That would be the best way to make your points back with him.

730
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Just run him into something more expensive and get him killed.

731
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,000
This whole question, though, just before we very quickly move on,

732
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,000
it just reminds me of the joke about someone saying, oh, women can get pleasure equipment,

733
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,000
but I as a man can't get this. I mean, T8 3000.

734
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Exactly what you're talking about.

735
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000
My two cents, I'd go for Adam Jensen. I'd be like, I asked for this and be like,

736
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
look at all this cool stuff I can do. I've got a whisk in my arm. Wee.

737
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Have a bit of fun. Have bouncy kangaroo legs so I can jump really high and stuff.

738
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:41,000
It'd be great. Anyway, so question number eight, I believe we're on.

739
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
No, question number nine, in fact. Sorry.

740
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:50,000
So question number nine, the final question of the expert section, and there is going to be a bonus.

741
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
So question number nine.

742
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Ferus would mentor one of his Primarch brothers shortly after his reunion with the Emperor,

743
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:02,000
giving him temporary command of his Astartes during the persecution of the Ranknarr.

744
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Who was the Primarch? So who did Ferus look after?

745
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Is this from the book, Mercy of, if you know what I mean?

746
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000
I almost gave it away there.

747
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Fine. I actually listened to this. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

748
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:28,000
I was going to say, it's probably like, just think of like similar-ish Primarchs, you'll probably get it.

749
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,000
And you know, it's not going to be like one of the really early found ones. It's going to be one of the later ones.

750
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
May have mentioned him earlier.

751
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I was, oh, I'm sorry, train of thought there. Oh no, that's like really cool to talk about and I've forgotten about it.

752
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
About the book you're reading.

753
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Oh no, I was going to say, yeah, because this short story is, I heard this on War for Lord Rose channel, I think quite a while ago.

754
00:52:53,000 --> 00:53:00,000
And this is actually one of the videos that made me like fall in love again, kind of with Warhammer stuff.

755
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
And I didn't like to level where like, oh, I dived into the lore again properly.

756
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:11,000
So this is actually quite a cool story because it made me almost helped inspire me to start my YouTube channel in a way.

757
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Because I thought, oh, this is, I didn't know Warhammer lore could slap this violently.

758
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
I was like, oh.

759
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I'll do the results now and then if you want to explain it further when I've said the answers, you can give us a little rundown if you like.

760
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Oh, that was pretty much. Oh, okay. I'll save it. I'll save it.

761
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Okay. Well, I've just had everyone's answer, so we'll go through them now.

762
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:41,000
So to start with question number seven was, what was the name of the nomadic civilization that

763
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Ferris and his iron hands persecuted during the Great Crusade that was one of their first great achievements?

764
00:53:49,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Eli put the Dimecheron and he said, that's a tyrannid, but still sounds right and not far off, but I'm afraid it's incorrect.

765
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:11,000
And Colin put the Diaspora and Hal put the Diaspora and Diaspora is correct.

766
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,000
So I'm going to give you both a point because I think you're close enough, Colin.

767
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000
You get a point for that. So well done you.

768
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,000
But yeah, the Diaspora were the civilization. Question number eight.

769
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:29,000
This is a bit of a cheeky one, but I think you should know by now when I do quizzes, I'm like, I like Panopolis of War.

770
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000
So I tend to mention them because I think they're quite cool.

771
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:43,000
So what was the name of his armor? Eli put big metal box.

772
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Metal boxes.

773
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Big metal box.

774
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:59,000
I don't know why Hal put this, but he just put Jerkin the Ween in brackets. Oh, with rain. Oh.

775
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Oh my God.

776
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Stanley's inner Rebuti Gilman.

777
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I feel like you're dumping five points for that to be honest.

778
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Jerkin the Ween.

779
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:16,000
It's like dreading one video with it's part with Gilman at the end.

780
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000
We're gonna yell it, but I did want, it has another word in the middle. I'm gonna demonetize us.

781
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I'm yunarying.

782
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000
I'm seeing that yellow dot.

783
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Blooming over the horizon. So I'm gonna move on swiftly.

784
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
But you dare put that in the chat either. Be clean. Don't.

785
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,000
The comment sections can't demonetize the video. Go nuts.

786
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Oh yeah, please put the real comment in, put the real quote there. Please brothers.

787
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Anyway, anyway. And Colin put, I don't know, should have modified the head armor bozo, which is mean.

788
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Yunarie mean.

789
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Decapitation.

790
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Despacito.

791
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Though the correct answer was the Medusen Carapace. So that's his.

792
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
That makes sense.

793
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
So yeah, Medusa, Meduson, it's kind of, you know, kind of similar to a lot of their naming conventions.

794
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:31,000
And lastly, question number nine. Who was the Primarch that Ferus Manus on the orders of the emperor and with the emperor by his side kind of trained up and looked after him?

795
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:39,000
A little, little side thing. This Primarch in particular, when he was fighting, Ferus remarked, Oh, Leman Ross is a good fighter.

796
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:48,000
This guy is a destroyer. And the answers that I was given was, Eli put the four armed emperor is real.

797
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
No, he is not.

798
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
One armed emperor is real.

799
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,000
One piece is real.

800
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Colin put Alfarius or Megan or whichever asshole was the one last found because these pricks can't have anything certain.

801
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,000
It's all got to be about the fucking mystery with these alpha assholes.

802
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Are you OK, Colin? Do you need a breather?

803
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I think I need to hit Alfarius in the face with a brick.

804
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Thankfully Rogal Dorn got to him and that made me very happy in the lore.

805
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Gilman is Alfarius, it's fine.

806
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Don't you dare!

807
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Could you say as well, while someone has just mentioned the one piece is real, thank you if you like that, has anyone recently seen the one piece where Snake Man comes back in to the...

808
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
I don't watch it.

809
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
No, OK, that's a really cool one.

810
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:54,000
I watched one piece as a kid and then when I got actually into anime, because again, the worst person right here, hello.

811
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
I was in one piece of the show.

812
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Oh, OK.

813
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000
I checked up, oh, I wonder how many episodes are out for that show.

814
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I remember watching it when I was a kid.

815
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Oh, a thousand. I'm not watching that.

816
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:19,000
I remember I watched Mr. I don't watch anime. I remember watching a good maybe 150 episodes on YouTube like 10 years ago when people were putting them on YouTube before they all got destroyed and taken off.

817
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:28,000
And then eventually they all got removed and I couldn't continue watching. I was like, oh, that was kind of fun. No more. No more one piece for me.

818
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:37,000
I watched it as a when it was on four kids, which by the way, the four kids opening for one piece banger of an opening.

819
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah. And then it was not on that. And then I looked into how it's it up to and then, oh, it's a thousand.

820
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
I'm like, no, I'm not doing that. I have better things to do.

821
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,000
I'm a casual, casual viewer. But I just want some of the clips of it if you ever see them on YouTube.

822
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Oh, it's the meme is not even a meme. It's like, yeah, you just know, just it gets in three. Good. Three hundred episodes in.

823
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:06,000
No, I'm not doing that. Just remove the filler. That's still six hundred episodes.

824
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Mm hmm. Literally. Wow.

825
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Was the draw. So I think we got to that.

826
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:18,000
I was going to say, how I got it right. It was Vulcan. Vulcan was the guy that Ferris was looking after.

827
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Would you like to elucidate us further with the.

828
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah, the mercy of the dragon.

829
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000
The mercy of the dragon. You're saying the mercy of like, don't say the last word. You'll give it away.

830
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Yeah. Dragon like, oh, see Vulcan, you know, Salamander's dragon.

831
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Yeah.

832
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:41,000
And this is like from the perspective of the emperor and Ferris and they're overlooking the battlefield.

833
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:49,000
And Ferris is very funny because the emperor is like, what's your assessment? He's just like talking about Vulcan's armor.

834
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000
He's like, he's too too flashy. And he's like, I'm not talking about his armor.

835
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:58,000
It's like, oh, yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Ferris is obviously not one to like, you know, fine. He's good.

836
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:07,000
You know what I mean? And the armor that he forged as well, Vulcan, the emperor asked him, did you help him?

837
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,000
You know, what did you show him? The ropes and stuff like that. And then Ferris goes, no, he just made it by himself.

838
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,000
He didn't need any help. And then he just kind of just ran into the middle of the battlefield.

839
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:21,000
And then Ferris is realizing that, oh, he's kind of being tested here. He needs to prove himself.

840
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Because obviously he's brought a monster of a Primarch to the battlefield that's kind of using a hammer and it's similar to him.

841
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:38,000
And he's like, oh, I've got to really improve myself here, you know, up up, you know, my game, got to make it better because I've got this huge thing to compete with.

842
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:43,000
So it's actually Vulcan get like hit by like an orbital bomb, like a bombardment as well.

843
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000
And he's like, no, he's dead. And then he's just shielding a small child.

844
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:52,000
And you're like, Vulcan, you can't help it. You're just a really nice guy. He's like, I'm fine. The child is fine.

845
01:00:52,000 --> 01:01:01,000
I think that path was Ferris to no end because like, why would you do that? But I'll see, you know, Vulcan, the kindest man. Vulcan is the top G.

846
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
You know, Vulcan lives. Stomp, stomp.

847
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Stomp, stomp.

848
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:11,000
So we only have the bonus to go, but I'll quickly read out the scores in third place.

849
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Currently with one point, we have Eli.

850
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000
In second place, with two points, we have Colin.

851
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Go! And with eight points, we have in first place, the Amber King himself, Hal.

852
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,000
The flesh is weak. The flesh is weak.

853
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000
This ends the debate. It is proven.

854
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:41,000
I'm not sure what to do with the scoring of this last question because I don't think it's going to make a difference, if I'm honest.

855
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000
The plays are fun. That's the whole reason we do it.

856
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Okay. We'll just say it's worth a regular point, but I think it's a fun one.

857
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Okay. So here is the bonus question.

858
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:58,000
So Ferris Manus would construct a weapon for one of his Primarch brothers as a sign of support.

859
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Who was the Primarch and what was the weapon's name?

860
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Now this was given to a Primarch as a sense of solid, as a gift of solidarity with his brother.

861
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:12,000
So it's not Fireblade. It's not the whole thing with him in Fulgrim. It's another Primarch.

862
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:16,000
And it's a very iconic weapon of all the Primarchs.

863
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000
The Primarch who wields this, you see him wielding it all the time.

864
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:26,000
I think I know which one this is, but I don't remember the name.

865
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Yeah, same here.

866
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
It's not...

867
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Obviously it's not Forgebreaker. It's not Fulgrim's... It's not the Fulgrim Hammer.

868
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
No.

869
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Oh, I guess this really is...

870
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,000
This is a slight spoiler, but I don't think it's a melee weapon, is it?

871
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
I don't think it's a melee weapon.

872
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Technically it is, but it's more a badge of office than a weapon.

873
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Oh, then it's not the one I was thinking about.

874
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
But it is. I think it is the one you're thinking about.

875
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:04,000
At least the Primarch who wields it doesn't see it so much as a weapon, but it is actually a weapon.

876
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:11,000
And it has an interesting heritage for the Legiones and Adeptus Astartes as well.

877
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Oh, I think I'm thinking of a different weapon, because I know of one that he did for...

878
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
He's done more than one weapon for a certain Primarch.

879
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:26,000
I've got an answer from the other two, and they're on the money.

880
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,000
We need the name of the Primarch and the weapon.

881
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Yeah.

882
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
They force this for another Primarch.

883
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Is this like a two-point question?

884
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
Like, one for the Primarch, one for the...

885
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
To be honest, I'll say, yeah, one each.

886
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Okay.

887
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
I'm going to three points, baby!

888
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Woo!

889
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
So, to play for how?

890
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,000
I've read this book.

891
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,000
I don't know if I've read this book. It's confusing, because I think there's more than one answer for this.

892
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
It's like tripping me up.

893
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Yeah, that's what's tripping me up here, because I know of another one that's mentioned in the Fulgrim book.

894
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Let's just say it's the weapon that he gives to a Primarch that he pretty much exclusively uses all the time,

895
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:23,000
and was instrumental for another weapon that would be widespread within the Astartes forces.

896
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
He modeled off this weapon.

897
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
I'm committing to it.

898
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Okay, so.

899
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Well, here's the thing.

900
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Eli put the Primarch was Lorgar, and the weapon was called...

901
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Oh my lord!

902
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Now, Worldbreaker is actually Horus's big hammer.

903
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Or mace, isn't it?

904
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000
So, you get a point for Lorgar.

905
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
What was the name of the weapon?

906
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Illuminate.

907
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Sorry.

908
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:59,000
So, he put Lorgar as well, so you get a point, and he called it Starbreaker.

909
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Interesting.

910
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Howe put Vulcan Salamander Vulcite Gun, which is incorrect, so no points for Howe.

911
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:14,000
The weapon was called Illuminaram, and it was their basis for the Crozius of the Chaplaincy.

912
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Basically, he just made it, and then Lorgar came up to him, and he was like,

913
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,000
wait, I made you this, and he's like, oh, what's this for?

914
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:29,000
And he's like, you're like a Primarch, you need a weapon fitting of a Primarch, and you have an example to set.

915
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:37,000
And as a result, because he was the most devout, all the Chaplains would create Croziuses in imitation of Illuminaram.

916
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:44,000
So I thought it was a nice little nod to Ferris and his subtle influence over the setting.

917
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
That's way better than what I was thinking.

918
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:57,000
In the book, Fulcrum, he made Vulcan a Vulcite flame gun with a Salamander's head on it.

919
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:03,000
And Vulcan said to him, oh, it's very nice, but there's a slight...

920
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Ferris implies there's a superstition amongst Nocturnians that they don't use a weapon not forged by their own hands.

921
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:17,000
And so he doesn't really use it, but he does give it back to Vulcan before the Isvard massacre.

922
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000
And then it's kind of at a point where Ferris is also extremely pissed off.

923
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:25,000
So Vulcan's probably like, it's probably not the time to say I don't really want to use it.

924
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000
But that's why I thought the weapon was that one.

925
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
You're going to assault my craftsmanship as well. Dick move, Vulcan.

926
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Do you know how good I am at making weapons?

927
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Lorgar didn't complain, and everyone hates him.

928
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,000
How do I face Illuminarum? Oh, man.

929
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Yeah, I thought I was going to get ahead of Colin, but nope.

930
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
I think I over thought this.

931
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Spiky Maces.

932
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Hell yeah, well that was a good spiky mace.

933
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,000
And that was the Ferris Manus quiz, are we all happy?

934
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Very.

935
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:59,000
I am. I'm glad I got to reference CHOP, I didn't think I'd get to do that in the quiz.

936
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Well, just a reminder, the scores were 2 points for Eli, 3 points for Colin, and with a staggering 8 points, Hal won.

937
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000
He gets a start.

938
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Flesh is truly weak.

939
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Hal, I have to say, I think I feel about the Iron Warriors, the way you do about the Iron Hands,

940
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,000
that I do not care for the Primark, but I quite like the Legion.

941
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Oh yeah, the Iron Hands have become my favorite, as you probably can tell recently.

942
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah, and yeah, Ferris is, I will say, I said it before to you guys,

943
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:40,000
but the most interesting part about the Iron Hands is just that their Primark is dead, so they are completely alone.

944
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:48,000
They have a complex within them where they just hate themselves, and they're constantly fighting an inner struggle.

945
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:53,000
You know people who like Blood Angels a lot, it's because obviously they're fighting the Red Averse and the Black Rage.

946
01:07:53,000 --> 01:08:02,000
It's a sort of similar ideal and struggle I see there, so I find them, they have much more depth than I would say Alpha Legion.

947
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000
If that helps, Colin.

948
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,000
Who's taking the death of their Primark better, the Blood Angels, the Iron Hands? Who's dealing with it better?

949
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Ooh, that's a good question.

950
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000
What do you think, Eli?

951
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
I don't know, neither of them.

952
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:20,000
I mean, the Blood Angels are dealing well when they don't have the Black Rage.

953
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
When they're not massacring civilians with the Black Rage.

954
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:30,000
It's a very dichotic thing. When they're not angry, they're handling it rather well.

955
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:34,000
When they are angry, they're handling it horribly.

956
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,000
You can't get worse than thinking you are your dad.

957
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000
They also relive their Primark's death.

958
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
That's what I mean.

959
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:47,000
When they're not doing that, they're handling it well.

960
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:52,000
But when they're thinking that the entire enemy army is all named Horus, then it's not great.

961
01:08:52,000 --> 01:09:03,000
The Iron Hands think that they are the weakest, most disgusting, vile humans ever because their Primark is not too emotional.

962
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,000
And that is part of them.

963
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,000
The Nightinologists know they hated the S-Com.

964
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:17,000
They're like, we get it, but we're not going to let it consume us too much.

965
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Whereas the Iron Hands are very much...

966
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,000
They literally cut off parts of their body because of their own complex.

967
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Whereas the Nightinologists cut other people's body parts off.

968
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
I'm going to peel him like a banana. This makes me feel better.

969
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
Where's his face?

970
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:38,000
I don't know where it's from, but it's like the guy has the peeled off face and he puts his tongue in the middle.

971
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,000
I can't remember, but it's some movie, isn't it?

972
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
That would be a great reference.

973
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
So the Iron Hands...

974
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Blood Angels?

975
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Iron Hands?

976
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000
They're just not taking it well.

977
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Not great.

978
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
They hate the Ultramarines.

979
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
You guys suck.

980
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:04,000
It is a shame that all of the other Loyalist chapters are displaying extreme fatherless behavior.

981
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:10,000
Even if the White's Girls are just having a good time. We're going to just go ride, get a beer, go for a ride.

982
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,000
They're doing pretty alright. They're living up to what Jagged I wanted.

983
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Got a new hairstyle. It's pretty cool.

984
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,000
I'm just thinking, Warhammer 40k tagline, Daddy Issues.

985
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000
It really is.

986
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,000
It really is.

987
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Daddy Issues. Hashtag Daddy Issues.

988
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
They're just Issarties.

989
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,000
Oh man. Poor Iron Hands.

990
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Thank you so much, Andy, for hosting that.

991
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,000
No problem.

992
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,000
I hope everyone kept their head on.

993
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Too soon.

994
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000
It's 10,000 years.

995
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,000
You want to have a good head on your shoulders.

996
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000
It's too soon.

997
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
It's also been 20 years since the lore has been written.

998
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
True.

999
01:10:54,000 --> 01:11:02,000
For our next foray, our next quiz, that will be hosted by your boy, me.

1000
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:11,000
We're turning our look a little bit further away from all the superhumans and necromancers we've talked about so far.

1001
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,000
We're going to do something a bit more of the human level.

1002
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,000
We're going to talk about our beloved commissar, Sebastian Jaric.

1003
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000
That will be a fun one.

1004
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000
I hope you guys are prepared for that.

1005
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:31,000
Old Baalai is going to hopefully have his death illuminated to us soon.

1006
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:37,000
It's a very sad moment, but we're going to talk about our beloved commissar.

1007
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I hope you all enjoyed this episode.

1008
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,000
If you are listening and watching, please like and subscribe.

1009
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,000
We need it for our self-esteem.

1010
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
Otherwise, we would cry.

1011
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Don't want to get ahead of ourselves.

1012
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,000
Don't want to get ahead of ourselves.

1013
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000
This joke is going to die.

1014
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Ferris got his head cut off.

1015
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000
That's the joke.

1016
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,000
That joke is going to die and then come back to life.

1017
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,000
It's like playing What's a Song by the Reclaimers.

1018
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000
I would, well, 500 miles.

1019
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Listen to that song and repeat.

1020
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Eventually, it comes back to being good.

1021
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:18,000
The Reclaimers are from your favorite Death Guard book, Caiaphas Cain.

1022
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,000
Thank you all for listening and watching.

1023
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,000
We'll see you all next time.

1024
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,000
Have a good day.

1025
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Thank you.

1026
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Bye, everyone.

1027
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Take care, everyone.

1028
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,000
Bye.

