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Hello all and welcome to another episode of the pub quiz on law crimes.
Today we'll be tackling corn, corn for the corn flakes brothers.
Corn, corn, corn syrup.
And we will be guided by our absolute Chad, our main man, the sexiest member of our boy band.
Alright, so Eli will be helming this quiz. So Eli, take it away.
I'm at least a sixth.
No, you're a ten in my heart, man. Ten in my heart.
That's right. That's right.
Alright, this should be a pretty doable quiz. I think corn is pretty basic, you know.
So, let's see how it goes.
I was going to get a riled up comment.
Corn is not basic, it's the best one.
He is, he is a basic. It hasn't been 30 seconds, I can't say anything. He sucks.
Okay, alright.
Least favorite, god.
Are you saying that corn has ADHD or something?
I will leave.
Oh, I'm not touching that with a poop knife.
The actual length of a poop knife, I'm not touching that.
Alright, I got it.
Poop knife, poop knife, O
What else can we get out?
Nothing, we got nothing else out.
Alright, so the beginner section.
The beginner section, the first question is really easy.
What is corn's sacred number?
Oh no, oh no, this is my weak spot.
I'm tempted to do an Iron Maiden reference.
Total Warhammer is going to carry me through this video.
I know, I feel like I...
Oh no, oh this, okay, confession.
I know, I feel like I...
Oh no, I feel like I...
just did it again. That's a happy accident. Yeah. Did you not learn the first time? To
be fair, fantasy would have been the first time. Maybe he thought, you know, space a
lot bigger galaxy, more to draw power from. He's got a shot this time. He did not. Pancreas
is going to get so angry, it's going to start working. If you win this quiz, Colin. I get
like like corn berserkers and the like are quite to the point and a bit blunt and probably
easy to manipulate. But how do you get tricked by scenes like surely when you meet scenes
and he's pretending to be someone else, you headbutt him to say hello and then you go,
oh wait, he didn't take that very well. I don't think he's a real cornate worshiper.
Probably just the usual whispers in the warp. You don't know what it is. You think the idea
is your idea, but it's not. It's inches. Bird things. It's in subtitles. It's in subtitles.
It's bird things. Bird face. So Colin's answer for number three was corn, the gigabitraer
Chad of scalathrax. I like that title. And Andy's Andy named him the big balls betrayer.
Also correct. And how came in with just the correct name. Good work, how? Yes, I'm right.
You're wrong. He never had balls in his name. Do you think the emperor ever sat down and
looked at his name and like, I don't, I got a bad feeling about this. It's two letters
from corn. Like come on. The star track scene in when like he was betrayed and then he's
like, God. It's like he couldn't fall to court. It's too obvious. Not that one. What came
first, the betrayer or the god? That's why he was the eighth captain, not the first captain.
He's like, no, we won't make him first captain because that'd be too obvious. Actually before
you, I have a bone to pick about that because isn't it in, which book is it in? It's the
is von three. And he yells at like, Garvey or Logan, like I am the eightfold path. And
then there's no, at no point before that, even in the timeline, it's like, oh yeah,
he's being corrupted by corn. It's just like, he yells that when he's super angry.
Sorry. Oh, sorry. You first. What's it called? The there's the eightfold path, which is chaos,
but then they have the other path that they follow beforehand. The Brexit, the Brexit
path, the Crimson path. I think that's that made just another name for the eightfold cause
I recently read a short story with Khan about haze in the fighting pits and he's he's dueling
one of the devourers and he goes into like a mental rage and he wakes up and he's like,
we were having a practice fight. He wakes up and he's just like shredded into pieces with
a practice acts and it's like, Oh, not again. And he comments at the very end, we no longer
follow the so and so path. We follow the eightfold path. Like, Oh no, not again. Oh, whoopsie.
Oh my God. So sorry. This is like, well, I guess, I guess you're part of the, the elite
term, what they called. Is it the devourers? I think it's the devourers. Like, I guess
you're, you killed him. So now you're one of the honor guard, I guess. And he's like,
Oh, come on. Oh, that's the funny part. Isn't it? Like they, the honor guard, they follow
Angron around, but he's always like, not keeping pace in the basement of the conquerors. Like
we are not, why would we defend that thing that's screaming in the hole? You know, I
just, I'd have to say it cause it made me laugh in the book, betrayer where like the
honor guard of Angron, they never keep up with him. So the base you just like children
like running after and they don't like most honor guard have a lot of honor in the legions,
but these guys like, because they're never with him because they can't keep up with him.
So they're just like, Oh, sorry, sorry. Too much. We're taking too much time. Sorry.
I enjoy the lore memes. All right. So Colin has four points. Let's go. I hate this. They're
the less corny. I might have to change my favorite chaos. God, if this one keeps up,
I'm not sure you're going to be proud that if you win this quiz, it's going to be very
bittersweet. I'll tell you. You might win to be honest. To be honest, I'm still reading
from the clips that are going to cat. I think we've seen a few people commenting. They're
going to clip the, uh, and the gash, I think it was the negation episode where you mentioned
about Bretonnia or was it the gene series? Yeah. No, it was in the gas. Yeah. You said
Bretonnia was what it was. It was the greatest. It was the greatest faction ever. Yeah. I
agree wholeheartedly. That actually might break our friendship. If I said that too seriously,
I'm happy to announce I'm leaving more crimes. That is not a law crime. I'm about to commit
real war crime because that's too far. We're upgrading. Type in war crimes in the chat.
Please don't be so type that in the chat. As far as YouTube will not enjoy that. Oh,
all right. All right. So the intermediate section, we start out with a also easy one,
hopefully. Uh, who is Corrin's rival and give me the reason why. Rival. The reason why is
that slightly up for interpretation. Yeah. In general. Okay. Okay. Cause I think the
reason why is a little bit, I'm not sure how to word that correctly, but I know how I,
I know how to say it, but I don't know if I could, you know, I'm just gonna attempt
it. Let me just shut up and just try it. Please tell me Colin doesn't have this one. Cause
I don't want it. It was corn's rival. Yeah. Would you, would you, would you like to give
me the reason why as well, Andy? Now do you want me to mention? It's the same question.
You have to say, Oh, I see. I thought you were like, say the result. I was like that,
that, that, that, that's why he's okay. Yeah. Any answer it is. Yeah. I'm the wording of
the second part is a little bit rough, but I'm confident. Very nice. Very nice. I misspelling
everything here. I can't auto correct corn. That's so annoying. Probably can't fail. So
that was, I know, I know Eli's favorite chaos. God. Uh, what's a Andy how what's, what's
yours? Now I have to admit. And now you're definitely losing this quiz. You could do
a, I misspelt call. I actually had like a moment of adding an aneurysm. Answers are
in C O R N works. We know who you're talking about. Who's a, wait, Andy, what's your favorite
chaos? God, I don't have a favorite for it because they're all heretics. Margaret Thatcher
is the sixth chaos. God, sorry. No, she's the orcs. My least, my least favorite is,
um, Nurgle cause he's just so grim and gross. Um, so I guess to be honest between my, my,
my most least favorite probably actually be corn. Cause at least he's got like, Oh, like
not stab you in the back and, you know, or like give you, you know, a cold, you know,
he's, he's, or, you know, do something untoward with any part of your limbs, um, or give you
space drugs, you know, he's, he's, he's, you know, I should know where you stand with corn.
I always find like a, I'll sorry, Colin, do you want to go ahead? It's just like TTS.
People just stab you in the face until your face doesn't look like a face. Shout out to
TTS. I always thought that a lot of the chaos gods didn't, they felt like, um, like Roman
Greek gods, but I always thought Zeench was actually like a proper mysterious kind of
like, you know, lovecraftian one. So I find him more like, Oh, I could actually say Zeench
is actually like a God, whereas the other ones feel more like, like corn just feels
like a very, like imagine corn, I think it's a very big warrior, like a dark soul three
balls or something. He's kind of like Odin in a couple of ways. Yeah. Well, no, kind
of, I guess maybe more so in fantasy, not so much 40 K. I feel like Zeench is more like
Odin than corn because he has the whole sacrifice. It's corn, corn, like he has at some of this
might be the older lore, but like he'll, he goes on hunts across the heavens. He's, uh,
he's got his two wolves. I don't remember that. It's like gamma and something.
Corn's a lot cooler in fantasy. I agree. I think we can all agree on that. How about
Nakoho fellas? Excuse me, what? Nakoho, the chaos god of unbelief. Oh man. What are our
thoughts on Malice? I'm a Malice guy. He's probably my second favorite. I like him. I
like him. Both sides of the argument at once. That was quite good. This is actually surprisingly
on topic, but I made the name of my channel, the Amber King as like a reference to the
King in yellow. And I found out a year after I made the channel name that in lore, there's
a very obscure piece of lore, which says there's an Amber King chaos or like God in Warhammer,
which is the God of like eldritch horror. I'm like, it literally is the biggest coincidence.
That works perfectly. I know, but I actually, I didn't even know about it before I made
the name. So I thought that was quite cool, but technically, uh, might be. Yeah. Well,
technically the Amber King is an actual God in Warhammer, which is quite cool. There's
no secret to my name. I'm just diabetic. The secret ingredient is diabetes. The secret ingredient
is diabetes. For the, for the next question, I'd actually be surprised if any of you guys
got this right. Um, but I put it in the intermediate. Maybe it's unfair. Oh, well, uh, name me three
types of bloodthirster. Oh no. Interesting. I thought bloodthirster was the type. So,
so this is not going to be sensible. Oh God. Andy, Colin, do you know this? I think I know
one and then after that I'm in trouble. Is this from total war again? Cause you're saving
the race. It might be. It might be. I'll give you a small hint. I have three options here.
Oh, any other clues? Any other, I already told you all blood something. They, they sounds
like they'd be a corn demon. That's about it. I guess. Thanks. I don't think I have
one. This is like, uh, I'm meaning that I did phone a friend and the friend just hung
up. I'm not sure, but I have an idea. I have an idea. Um, it's more a title that I'm going
for. Understandable. Free. Yep. Or just as many as you want. Okay. My answers are in
the chat. I'm ready. Enlightenment has come my way. All right. All right. All right. Uh,
next question. Fun one. Who is corn's favorite orc who now lives in his realm? Oh, I love
this guy. Uh, there we go. Do I have to do this title as well? Yes, please. Damn. Have
I ever regretted not doing October now? I remember it clicked in, it clicked. Oh no,
I'm definitely coming last place on this one. The thing is there's not that much to talk
about apart from the story. Like he's just, he's just this guy. But it's a cool story.
A really cool story. It's kind of more like a, like a warhammer version of like a cruel
fairy tale in a way. Does anyone want to, does anyone want to, does anyone want to,
does anyone want to explain the story just for someone who doesn't really know it? Uh,
without saying the name, without saying the name. I'll happily do it. How about at the
end of the question, we can say it without going this guy or letting it slip and going,
whoops. Oh shit. What are you typing up there? How I've gone for it. All right. Nice. How
the meme answers into the intermediate section. Yeah, sorry. So for the first question, uh,
how and Colin got it right. Unfortunately for you, Andy, the answer is Slenesh. Oh,
of course it is Eli's favorite. I like Slenesh because he's a coward and no one likes him.
He doesn't like Slenesh, but he hates Slenesh even more. Oh yeah. Yeah. I thought like,
because he was first, he would have had more time to like hate him. But then he was just
like, actually funny enough, isn't it? They were rivals, but then with the birth of Slenesh,
Slenesh became Colin's rival. Yeah. I don't, I don't like that. Yeah. He was just like,
get off my lawn. He was going eastward in Gran Torino. The reasoning is, uh, Colin's
all about discipline and sometimes honor and self sacrifice and getting the job done. Whereas
Slenesh is all about themself, uh, self indulgence, pleasure, trying to make things last as long
as possible. They're very opposite in the end, believe it or not. Does our interpretations
of that make sense in my answer? I put, I put he slash she, we don't misgender Slenesh
here. Uh, takes pleasure from death. Whereas Corn just cares about where the blood flows.
Slenesh is about- I do like-
Surely if he doesn't mind where the blood flows, then he wouldn't mind about how long
things go on for them. Slenesh wants, Slenesh doesn't want them alive for the longest amount
of time as possible for their suffering. Whereas Corn just wants them dead. Although-
I'll be, I'll be merciful. I'll give you the point for it Hal. Thank you. All of this
answer was definitely better. Yeah. But, uh, and Andy said that Zinch spat in Corn's spaghetti
once, which would also make me very unhappy. That's another two points to Colin. And Hal,
then the question after that, we have the name three types of bloodthirsters and Andy
actually got this right. Kind of. Hey, I like that. You've got my hopes up and then you
dashed them instantly. I think I, I think I, I think I can give you at least half points
because these three types are unfettered fury, incessant rage and wrath of corn. And Andy
put fury, rage and wrath. So I think that's like at least half marks for, uh, Colin he
put exalted, herald and supersonic poop flinger. Can I explain my answers please? Please, please,
I need to explain it. Obama, Putin and Henry Kissinger. Obama, Putin and Henry Kissinger.
Sorry. I don't know. I don't know who that is. The last one. Uh, Colin might know who
Henry Kissinger is. Uh, yeah, I wasn't expecting a reference to the, uh, former us secretary
of state. Wasn't the in call of duty. Oh, what? What? Fidel Castro and Nixon. No, no,
that was, uh, that was Robert McNamara and the zombies level. Whoops. Are you talking
about five, the zombies level? Yeah. I just sound like somebody's breaking in. I just
know the reference of like, uh, Henry Kissinger during the Iraq war and supposedly all I, I
won't obviously comment on that, but all I know is supposedly this man is known for his
incompetence. So I thought it might be appropriate for a warhammer pub quiz. Clearly. It reminds
me of Christopher Hitchens saying he should be put in jail. And Obama, Obama's Obama's
just Obama spelled wrong, but you know, I don't know. Henry Kissinger was still alive
to be entirely honest. He's being drip fed like the tears of children to me. Oh Lord.
Is there like on a drip just like eyes bottom and then like the legs in the air, just legs
in the air. Yeah. So the tears can go like flow down. Jesus Christ. Okay. All right.
For the, for the, for the monetize, please. For the last question, um, which was who is
Corrin's favorite Orc? And the answer was Tusca Demon killer, which Andy and Colin got right
and how said elongated mucus. I appreciate it. It's meant for Elon Musk, but I thought
I'd get it wrong. If you're going to be wrong, get it really wrong. That's fair. That's his
real 19. Colin wanted to tell the story. So happily. So there was a Tusca Demon killer.
He's the boss of his group of Orcs and he's bored. The boys want to fight. He wants to
fight their Orcs. They kind of, they kind of want one thing in life and that's fight.
So he decides what else to do, but rush the Katie and gate. This is when Katie was still
a thing by the way, not pieces. RIP Katie. Yeah. So he attacks a training planet. I believe
it was, it wasn't, it wasn't Katie itself. It was one of the outlying like fortress planets.
I think that's where they train guardsmen and the Imperial guard is just being absolutely
hammered and they like, they're going to call for reinforcements. They're desperately trying
to hold on. And then the Orcs just leave. And they soon find out that assaulting the
most heavily fortified sector in the Imperium was just a warmup because they fly right into
the eye of terror. The massive gaping hole in reality caused by when Slemesh was a thing.
So he flies into the eye of terror and they just start attacking demon worlds after demon
worlds. Yeah. Just ransacking it. No problem going insane because whereas other races might
stop to ponder the horror before them, Orcs don't care. They're Orcs. Ain't nothing to
make insane in the brain of an Orc. It's like, if it moves, we're going to kill it. That's
about as far as they think. You don't need to think for that. You just do it. So they,
slowly they're losing more Orcs, but they're just ransacking demon planets as they're going
by. Eventually they go to a cornate planet that, if I recall correctly, had oceans of
blood but nothing on it. Like there was just corn planet, a lot of blood. So they shoot
the ground and it starts like trembling. So they see that happen. They're like, well,
I guess we're going to shoot the ground now since the planet, we could probably kill that.
Cool. Bang, bang, bang. So bloodthirsters and just demons of corn start rising out of
the ground and everything. And a demon prince, I believe he's very creatively called the
blood prince, really broke out all the stops on that one. He leads the fight against the
Orcs and it's just a slaughter. The Orcs and demons are killing each other. And right as
Tuska is about to die and he's the last Orc left, I believe he gets a mutual kill on the
demon prince.
Yeah, I think so. Or he gets overwhelmed after he kills him and he just dies anyway.
Yeah. And that usually would be the end of this. But Korn was just so impressed by these
Orcs. He's like, no, you're not, we're doing that again. So he resurrects them eternally
to fight demons on that planet, which for anyone else would be never ending hell. But
the Orcs like-
Doesn't he actually have them in the bronze palace? I thought that he every day-
Oh, was it?
Yeah, I think he basically gets them teleported to his throne room and he claps his hands and
goes fight, fight, fight.
Do it again, do it again.
Yeah, basically.
He gets all his generals and goes, all right guys, every morning we're going to scratch
the room and keep you busy. And he loves it. I just like the idea of him smiling full of
glee, clapping his hands in the morning when he's having breakfast, fight, fight, fight.
They love it. They're well happy.
It's like he's eating the same meal every day, but he's loving it.
I just love the way you describe the blood prince and the Berserkers rising out of the
ground, hungover teenagers like, what's going on?
What's going on?
Stop the noise, my ever-hating.
I'm just imagining the Orc guide is shouting, pitch looking lovely today, lads. Susan made
dinner.
The meme will never die on this channel.
Probably like, probably like, Tuska more than Angerod at this point.
They in the life of a true Tuska geezer.
I hope so much that an Orcalese in the future is then coming back to real space for whatever
reason because they at this point have to be the size of freight trains. Cause you know,
they're Orcs and they fight and it's the warp. So they could have been fighting for five
minutes or a hundred thousand years.
That's some of the coolest lore in Warhammer, I do have to say, despite all the seriousness
of it. That's some of like the, ah, this is so cool. I love that part.
So at the end of the intermediate section, Colin has seven points, Andy five and a half
and Hal five.
Oh, it's actually pretty close. This might be the closest we've done for Colin.
Be honest, I want Colin to win.
I do too, actually.
I'm not sure if this guy...
One of the hard questions is just word for word, the Khorne trailer. Cause I can do that.
Unfortunately not. But there is a Colin question for sure. And in the bonus. But unfortunately,
I don't think this guy's in Total War. I'm not sure. I could be wrong. But the first
expert question is what is the title and actual name of Khorne's executioner?
And we're out.
Oh no. Victory is taken from our grasp. Oh man. Is this a, this is a demon prince, right?
I can't tell you.
Oh, I was trying to get you there.
Oh, is this the one with like the flowing cape sort of thing going on? I think I know
he's got like, he's got grip. If it's who I think he is. He does. He does. I remember
using the artwork for one of my videos and going, that's a cool guy. And then I went,
oh cool. And it's not a very original name if it's who I think it is.
Remember you need his real name as well. If you know it, you'd be very surprised.
His name, so it was a human then at some point. That's a clue.
It's like the demon prince of Chaos Undivided and his name is Daniel.
I'm actually stuck on this. I'm a hundred percent stuck on this.
I'll give you a hint. I guess he was never human.
Oh.
He's not a...
He?
Well, yeah.
I always wondered that. I mean, it's a bit TMI, but when you're fighting a big Chaos
Demon, is it dangling in between the legs?
I don't think so.
Depends on the drip.
Depends on if it's Slanash or not.
Yeah.
Yeah, Slanash or not. They have no shame. They're just like, look. Put it away. I'm
going to fight. Stop it.
Just an extra sword.
My real sword arm.
Give it to Sam Tal.
How did the Bane Blade get stuck on that, get destroyed? Just slapped his shmeets on
it.
Oh my God.
Why is there white powder on it? What have you been up to?
The lesser known keeper of secrets known only as the tripod.
I wish Colin would write like a 40k book just to see how it would turn out.
That would be a 280 page shitpost. That ends with Karl Franz somehow.
So next question. What is Corrin's true name and what does it mean?
Oh man. I actually think I've heard this before.
What do you mean? His name's Corrin.
No, it's like-
Big lump of muscles. He has the juice.
His name's Corrin.
I fucking have heard this in reference.
If you guess the second half of the question, there's a good chance you'll get it right.
I'm not doing that.
Because it means something. Like the names-
Yeah, you got to give me the meaning as well. And you might as well guess the meaning for
a chance of a point.
Two point question?
Yeah, this is a two point question.
I feel like this is, I'm not gonna lie, this is a hint maybe from me giving it out, but
I don't care. But it's something to do with specifically war, I feel.
It was something of war. You know what's the demon? Draconean is the one that means end
of empires.
Yeah, so the Fabadon.
But, oh man, I just am struggling, man.
Does anyone else know this?
No.
Really not comfortable.
This is the Xbox. Is this the power of Nagash level?
You can honestly guess it and you might get it right.
I'm not doing that.
I've got my answer. Let's crack open a fresh Omnipod voice.
What's an Omnipod?
I don't know, we're just laughing at his jokes, he's funny.
Okay.
Here's the funny channel.
Oh my god, I need to change my answer. I've got a way better answer.
You think Vashjor would give me an insulin pump?
Vashjor?
Yeah, he's like the minor god of tech and all that.
Demonic insulin pump?
Hey man, if it makes the pancreas work, I'll take it.
What would you do if the pancreas worked? What would be the first thing you'd do?
The first thing I would, like if I just suddenly, it was working again.
Or let's say I gave you my pancreas and then you could have a pancreas. What would you
do?
Then I would need to take immunosuppressants for about 10 years until it stopped working
again.
Ignore that, it's a strong pancreas.
So it's in a world where I just magically am not diabetic anymore.
I would change my name on Xbox and YouTube to pancreas work and tell no one.
That's a repeat of those benefits.
I'm going to be like, I'm going to eat bread. No, I just want to change the name, that's
it.
Do you know the best benefit is you wouldn't have to buy insulin?
Yeah, I would be going with it. Instantly, my financial future is brighter.
If your bank account was a meme, it would be that guy rubbing his hands together and
like, licking his lips going, oh yeah, it can save money. I don't have to buy life-saving
insulin that costs an arm and a leg.
It's Johnson and Johnson across his chest or whatever.
No greater moment.
You guys ready for the last question?
I am.
I'm scared.
These might be locations in Total War, so you might be in Luck Kong.
Oh no.
I don't play that game. I don't have a strong enough PC.
You have to name me the locations in Khorne's realm. There's one, two, I assume there's
eight of them. I only have two, four, I only have six here.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's eight. I have six here written down.
Maybe I'm having trouble.
Uh oh.
Eight of them up. I feel like I might have a few of these in my head.
Okay, I'm just going to go silly. I can't.
Now you see, Eli, these are probably in Total War, but unfortunately, much like everyone
else who plays Total War Hammer 3, I hated the realm of chaos things.
I have heard of these, because I actually did a video ages ago about Khorne's realm,
and it's just like, I feel like I have the half answers, all of them, like the description
of the area rather than the bit before it, which is like, you just put blood, anything,
and just guess.
You said there's eight.
I only have six written down, and maybe seven, I guess you could say, but there's probably
eight. I might have just missed one.
I'd be surprised if you guys got that many anyways.
Yeah, yeah, this is not going to be graceful.
You can definitely deduce slash guess at least two of these.
My spelling is not good. My spelling is so bad. Please forgive me.
Six, I need two more.
Ah, that'll do. That's one. I need two more as well.
One more for me.
Got to go with a bang. Right.
Bang energy drink.
Is that still like a thing? I know it went for a couple.
Oh, because they would cure Down syndrome or something like that.
What? Hey, yo, hey, yo, what?
Yeah.
I just remember like for a while you couldn't go on any like platforms like Instagram without
seeing like all these like posts on like the ads with like women in bikinis going like
the bang energy.
You're like, I'm not drinking that.
Go away. Go away. You strumpet. Leave me be.
I prefer Monster Energy Zero Ultra.
Yep, the white can.
Yeah.
Just drink tea.
I need one more. I need one more.
I bang a couple times.
Oh yeah?
Some guy went to when I went to Poland, some guy had six bang energy drinks in about 30
minutes of the puke.
Oh my gosh.
Because he had six bang energy drinks.
I think he also had a like shotgun to five hour energy.
I don't know what the hell he was doing.
Bangs gonna bleed.
Oh my Lord.
He's gonna send the corn demon prince hood.
I need one more. I need one more boys. Come on.
I'm struggling.
Do you need any help?
Do you need help?
Not for a while.
Do I have to?
I mean, I've made a serious attempt half the time.
I mean, I might have gotten a few.
Oh man.
Have you guys got all six?
I thought it was eight.
I've been given.
It is eight I think.
I don't think I've got eight.
I just checked the wiki and it means unless the wiki is lying to me, which it probably
won't be.
But it has eight here.
So I think I just missed some.
I think I have seven.
I don't think they're right.
I know mine aren't right, but I'm still hopeful.
All right.
I'm committing.
This is not good.
Oh well.
I've got one more to throw in.
All right.
This is the last question of the expert section.
And then we have two bonus questions.
Two?
Oh, you're spoiling us.
Yeah.
Are you ready Colin?
Yes, sir.
All right.
So for the first question on the expert section, Corin's executioner was once a regular blood
letter who cut heads off of enough people to eventually make Corin happy.
And yeah, I think his origins story is he was created and he beheaded the first thing
he saw, which was another blood letter.
Hey, it is Skulltaker.
Oh my Lord.
And his real name is Uzul.
Wait a minute.
What did Andy put?
I think he got really close.
Andy put Uzul.
I think that works.
I'm taking that.
I think he can have that.
He can have that.
Let's see.
Amber King Howell said, Susan Smiter of Smeet.
Susan Skulltaker, that sounds like his wife.
I was still stuck on the imagery of what we discussed earlier of the Smeet destroying
the Bane Blade.
This guy's got like a nice flowing kind of robe thing going on.
It's quite cool.
Other parts are flowing too apparently.
A nice breeze.
Susan Smiter of Smeet.
Susan took my skull.
Colin Smeet.
Colin's answer is, I know he's a blood letter, but I don't remember his name.
I'm going with Pipkin Pippa.
Oh, not again.
Oh my Lord.
Stop it.
You foul man.
So Andy was the one who got that right.
Good work.
Ow.
I don't know.
What did you do?
I remember the artwork was so cool.
I remember that guy.
Yeah.
It's a recent reminder.
I'm just saying now, I just put another answer on the end of my other answer.
It's not a correct one, but I just want someone to read it out.
You'll see what I mean, Eli, when you see it.
I'm not adding late, if you know what I mean.
I think if I remember correctly, what Skulltaker does is he dismembers his opponent, cuts off
all of his limbs and then takes his skull and burns the skull in fire to cleanse it
of the skin and then puts it at Korn's throne.
And he's allowed to keep every like 80th skull or something like that.
He's pretty metal.
What does he, boiler mash him, stick him in a stew?
Yeah, he does.
I like that from him.
He's industrious.
He's a hard worker.
He doesn't settle for less.
He puts in the extra mile and goes over time.
And he's honorable.
He just goes around challenging people all the time.
He's the faction Skulltaker in Tesco.
What are you?
Come and fight me.
I'm busy.
They don't know what Tesco is.
They have no idea.
I only need one more.
I like you.
You've got a nice size head.
You don't got a nice size head.
So the next question, what was it?
It was what is Korn's true name and what does it mean?
Let's see.
How put Gary Summoner of the Electro Counts.
Yes, Summon the Electro Counts.
How dare you.
You're a scoffrods.
You know his name.
True law crime.
And he said Gary, King of Walker's crisps.
Yes.
Wow.
Great minds think alike.
Just British and Commonwealth people like crisps.
They don't know what Walker's crisps are.
They had Lays in America.
Lays crisps.
I think they're called Lays.
We got Lays.
Chips.
Bro, our English came first.
We have the crisps.
Chips already.
We already have chips.
Yeah, Lays potato chips.
Oh, that's great.
We're having a fight now.
So what was Colin's answer?
Colin got it right.
He said Carnath.
He was unsure of the second one.
He said Shedder of Blood.
Close.
Let me update Colin's score here.
There we go.
And the real answer is indeed Carnath.
And it means Lord of Rage or Lord of Blood.
So I figured someone could guess that.
It's in the Total War trailer, god damn it.
It's the first line, the Lord of Rage.
Oh gosh.
Goofballs.
Should have played more Total War.
The last question.
Are the locations of Corrin's realm?
I'll put Rivers of Blood, Skull Throne, Brixton, Chicago, Brassetdale, Grimsby and Bretonia.
It's not that bad.
No, Brixton's actually quite nice.
But it's nice in Brixton.
But it used to be like that.
Yeah.
And Bretonia's just there as revenge for the chips comment earlier.
Well it is a hell.
It's a hellscape.
So many opportunities.
Andy's answer is Peckham, Ohio, Brazil, Birmingham, North Korea, East Berlin, Toronto and Chelseaia.
Chelsea.
I haven't been there.
It's just a name, Chelsea.
Chelsea's a super nice...
I used to work in Chelsea in London.
Yeah, but then people from Chelsea are from Chelsea, which is why it's...
They don't get that reference.
In the UK, people from Chelsea are quite posh.
To be honest, I'm thinking of Chelsea Dagger, the theme song of the Chicago Blackhawks.
That's a good song.
I don't know, I think people from Chelsea are kind of like faux posh.
They're like, I'm trying to be posh, a bit too hard.
Very much.
That's for the non-UK audience there.
Interesting.
I'm just trying to get the audience down the middle.
So Colin's answer is The Brass Keep, The Blood Fountain, The Bronze Palace, The Blood Gorge,
Field of Bones, Tuska Dimakila's Bachelor Pad, Sigmar's Throne if he ever changes his
mind about chaos.
Nice.
The answers were Corn's Rage, Demon Forges, Blood Pits, Rivers of Blood, Lake of Slaughter,
The Last Citadel, Throne of Skulls, and Tuska Dimakila's Bachelor Pad.
I'm sensing a theme with a lot of those places.
Are we still going to point to The Brass Keep?
Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Did you get anything else here?
Bronze Palace, Blood Gorge, blah blah blah.
So Colin got two points there.
That's pretty good, that's pretty solid.
Thing is, Tuska doesn't have a Bachelor Pad because he's dead before, like he wakes up
and he gets killed.
What's happening, like time to rest, he just gets resurrected and he's like, let's go,
bang, I'm dead again.
That's the secret, the entire place is his Bachelor Pad.
Rent's really cheap when you're dead.
The secret ingredient is corn.
Mm-hmm.
Hal got three points there.
Oh, surprisingly, Ian with Bretonia.
I think this is going to be a close one, guys.
Truly.
Let me make sure I didn't mess anything up.
I don't think I did, I think I gave everyone their due points.
It can't be close when I've got Elongated, Muskus, and Henry Kissinger in the same quiz.
It's not as bad as you might think.
We have, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did I give Andy his points?
He has one, two, three.
Only three points.
Four and a half.
Shame me.
Five and a half.
I'm joking, I've lost place 100%.
Six, seven, okay, everyone's good.
So we have Colin in the lead with 10 points.
Next, Hal with eight and Andy with 7.5.
Close.
And the turntables.
So we'll go into the bonus section.
I'm just coming on, Colin.
Name Colin's female champion in Warhammer Fantasy.
Oh, no.
I think I have this one.
There we go, boys.
Piss.
To be honest, I'm really looking forward to putting one of the little score stunts on Colin's
little podium.
So I want him to win.
I'm looking forward to it too.
I know this one, but here's 100% I'm going to win this.
Oh, we'll see.
There's one more bonus question after this with lots of points.
Oh, no.
Name every clear character.
Actually, they were all just units in Total War, so.
Oh, come on.
I just need Andy's meme answer.
We should give it a slight hint.
It's slightly Norse inspired.
Yeah, sure.
Nice.
All right, the last question for the just for the memes, I'll give 0.8 for each one
answer correctly.
So classic bonus question for each chaos god is name every demon of the chaos god.
It's name every corn demon.
As a demon type.
I only have seven here.
That seems weird.
Every demon type.
Oh, demon type, not like the names of the like if we said earlier, like Scarbrand.
That is not a demon type.
Just like types of demons, not including the vehicles.
So this isn't this isn't like so it's it's types of corn demons.
Yes.
And how many?
I only have seven here.
Seven.
Remember, there was one that you all got wrong last time and it was really obvious.
Oh, piss.
Same.
When you say when you say obvious.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't remember it.
I am stuck.
Oh, Lord.
I'm typing with one hand.
Have to hold the microphone in the other one.
I was looking forward to Colin's victory.
Yeah, Colin victory already assured.
I guess it's pretty much a short.
I think you did say earlier that now you have to say that corn is your favorite.
No, no, I don't.
Why not?
You said you would.
I said I might.
Is it?
No, I said might.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can just either leave this quiz loving corn and we should make it in a t shirt with
like high heart corn and Bretonnia.
I like it.
And Cornet Berzerka.
That's a thing.
I guess I guess I could use some kindling for the next time I have a bonfire.
Wow.
You should get him a dual set of corn eight and Bretonnian body pillows and send them
through the post.
I get that before my Karl Franz one.
Would you buy one?
Karl Franz body pillow in a heartbeat.
It truly is.
I hope a very wholesome love that you have for your man Karl Franz.
Yeah, not in the other kinds.
He is.
He is my idol.
No, Marathi, other hand.
Nothing wholesome about that.
Which one is now Marathi again?
Marathi.
Oh, Marathi.
She's Malekith the dark elf's mommy.
Oh, is she the one on like the, she's got like red hair?
No, she's like the one who's she has like really large black hairs kind of plume back
and she basically is like scandally clad wearing nothing essentially.
How many are there for this question, Eli?
I have seven but looking at my list, only really six of these because two of these seem
like the same things.
Let's just add a few silly ones in.
We say joke answers but we're actually like secretly hoping that they are correct.
So no one's been looking at general chat, right?
Because I just realized those didn't go to Eli, those went to the general chat.
I didn't see general chat.
I'm on the sending Eli a message page.
Just trying to figure out two more.
There's Marathi.
Oh dear.
Yeah, she's a, yeah there she is.
I'd be questioning my loyalty to Sigmar.
Marathi got me acting all up.
She had like, she's one of the few characters in Age of Sigmar which I like kind of hope
she gets clapped down.
We've just seen the photo now.
I hope she gets defeated.
She's the only character I don't want to see.
She's kind of one of those, like I've seen lots of characters similar and different,
like she reminds me a bit of Queen Mira from Gears of War with the crazy hair, like helmet
thing.
Oh no, big serpent, never mind.
Big wings and big tail thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's got a, was that her true form?
That's the Age of Sigmar one, right?
Enough Warhammer fantasy for one day for me.
Now she's got like two forms because her husband from the old world split her soul in half.
What'd he do that for?
They have a quarrel.
She's kind of an asshole.
She's like, I want a divorce.
And he was like, nope.
What'd you do that for?
The other way around actually.
Wait, was that-
She was eating the souls of old phoenix kings of the high elves and then she got to him
and he was basically the only person she ever loved.
So she hesitated and then he cut her in half.
Statistically speaking, I think I'm correct in saying two in four long-term relationships
end up with one partner eating phoenix souls.
So that does make sense.
That sounded so serious there for a second.
I think I'll take a turn at the end.
One out of two phoenix kings of the high elves get their souls eaten.
It could be you unless you sign up for one.
It could be you.
Although as of the end times, it was more of one out of one.
I don't know.
It's magic.
It just happened.
What's the thing?
If it's like a ghost, I feel like you just like, rather than like eat, it's not just
physical.
It's a straw.
Both answers, it's a straw.
Is it like Hocus Pocus where they just kind of breathe in the souls slowly and they go
uh, uh, baby?
No, no, no, no, no, maybe not.
You're the expert at Warhammer Fantasy lore.
You must know, surely.
I was watching lore crimes.
It's the same way in either setting.
It just happens.
It just works.
I'm so upset.
Colin from lore crime did not know my answer to do ghost in Warhammer lore.
Wait, what was it?
I didn't hear you.
I said, I'm imagining a comment saying, I'm so upset, Colin, you've let me down because
I, you don't know how to, that ghosts are devoured in Warhammer lore.
Yeah.
It's magic.
It's the same ways in 40k.
It just happens.
It's just a thing some people can do.
The more you know.
Go to like a specific restaurant.
They're like, what's the special today?
Uh, Phoenix King souls.
Yeah.
They've got a nice silver platter.
It's a Bretonian place.
It's like 17 different forks.
You're like, which one do I use to eat this?
Why is that cheese?
You grab the wrong one.
A Krayle Knight runs you through.
That was the dessert cheese you fiend.
Oh man.
Peace.
So we have the answers.
After all that silliness.
So the first question was a corn female champion.
Andy says it was calm.
Cordashian.
Nice.
It's like calm.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I call it.
And Zanzer Valkey of the bloody, please step on my Valkyrie.
Please step on me.
Valkyrie mommy.
I was meant to not be read out loud.
Damn.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Yeah.
That is correct.
Should know what I'm about by this point.
Oh man.
And the last question, which is the corn demons.
And he says bloodthirster, bloodletter, heralds of corn, demon
prints, football, hooligans, Karens and accountants.
Those are the orcs.
Colin says bloodletter, bloodthirster, flesh hound of corn,
exalted bloodletter, exalted bloodthirster, soul grinder and juggernaut.
And Hal says bloodletter, hal hounds, demon prints, bloodletter again,
bloody poop knife and Carl Fonz.
Oh my.
The poop knife got worse.
I was going to do 0.8 per question, but I just changed my mind because I don't feel
like it.
So we have coming up from the rear, we have Andy with 11.5.
I can't do the score, but I didn't like the phrasing.
Especially on the bloody poop knife.
Oh, Lord.
Jeez.
And Hal, we have 12 and Colin, we have 16.
Let's go.
Colin, Colin, Colin.
His pancreas now works.
100%.
I get my first pip.
His pancreas may not work, but his core knowledge certainly does.
Better than his slanish knowledge too.
What a bittersweet victory.
I suppose the answer for that one was bloodthirsters, demon prints, bloodletters, flush hounds,
juggernauts, heralds.
It also has blood crusher on here, but that's just a guy with a juggernaut.
But soul grinder I counted because if they count demon prints of corn, soul grinder of
corn makes sense to me too.
And yeah, that's the quiz, fellas.
Good work.
Hell yeah.
Victory for Colin.
Thank you so much for listening, guys.
Everyone is here.
Ordee, royal achieved.
Did you want to make a speech?
Why are you here for your first victory?
I'd like to thank the academy for giving me a degree that I'm not using.
Say that's too relatable.
Completely unrelated.
It feels good to finally have a stud on my podium.
Bro, I was a state agent before doing silly quizzes about bloody poop knife Henry Kissinger.
Oh man, everybody needs to put in the comments that as well as celebrating Colin's victory
here is glorious, glorious victory.
Big win.
And Andy, who's our next quiz on?
Well, I will be taking the lead with the next quiz where we will be discussing the Primarch
of the 10th Legion, the Iron 10th, Ironhands Primarch, Erus Manus.
I just...
He's better.
Go ahead, Colin.
He's better than Perlerabo.
Which one has more iron?
Oh, here we go, here we go.
All right, keep your head on your shoulders.
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