What's his goal? He wants to control control everyone in a never-changing
completely undead world
He's kind of a Saturday morning cartoon. That's a bit boring. Oh, yes control issues
He wants a very boring endgame, but you know what? He's so fun to watch him do his thing. I can't help but love him
You're like take my flesh. I want to be a skelly boy. Why not?
Hello everyone and welcome to lore crimes
Today we will be going through a quiz conducted by Colin himself
And the topic is the great lord of death or undeath Nagash
How is everyone feeling about fantasy's skeleton pope? Let's do this
I'm so excited about this even though I'm gonna do terribly really excited though
I'm just gonna put this out there right now. I will accept my bronze medal with dignity
I will not be attempting not even attempting a serious answer for any of the questions
I am going purely for the memes
Purely for fun and funny and that's all I will do this entire show. You gotta have something
I literally know he has a big hat. That's all I know
I forgot forgot to do any studying. So it's not looking good for me. That's all right. Everyone's go. Well, it sounds like
Everyone's going in blind and that's just what I like to hear
You know, I would just like to say before we start some of them aren't that bad one of at least the first easy one
Given what his career is you can guess what it is
So that being said are we are we are we all ready to start
Hit us ready. Okay
Spooky scary skeletons. Let's do it question. Actually, well also one of them Andy
I know you're gonna get right because I talked about it now. Okay, I mean fantasy fireside. Okay, I might remember
We'll see how we do it. We'll see how we go
I think it was and I was either that of the Skaven podcast, but we'll okay. So maybe maybe it'll work
We'll see what happens. It's real easy. But before that question number one of the easy section
First one one of Nagash's titles is the great what?
And this is the one I was talking about. It's his what he does
The great what yeah the great blank
Like the gashes title. He's known as the great blank
I see I think this is the easy section. I've sent it already and I think I've actually got it
I'm wrong
Oh, no, maybe not. No
Well, you know, we'll see what's going on. I wasn't uh, I wasn't uh, I was
What were you owing at?
Uh, once oh lord, I am struggling. Once this section is over. I'll tell you what I'm owing at
Oh dear
I am drawing a
Big old blank here. Oh my lord. You keep thinking I'll take a sip of the bugmints
The great what?
The great pastry maker? It could be
The great
Pastry maker it could be the great taylor
Is it to do with his job? If you know what I mean? All right job job
I guess was kind of the wrong word to put it. He's not exactly employed by the government
Uh, but like is his name is it implied?
Is it to do with who he is? Great bone meal. Yeah. Yeah
It's like what he is more specific. I guess there's your hint
What great skelly boy what he is?
Is
Committed i'm just oh man, this is easy. All right. All right
If andy gets this nothing
Second question after the just show stopper of the first one
What is the name of nagash's homeland for money was mortal?
Oh, thank god. Okay. This is safe now. This is safe
This is I think this i'm not gonna spell this correctly by the way, so please I probably
Misspelled it on my answer sheet. So don't worry about it
It's got a lot of vowels
If that helps anybody
Oh, man
I do love my fantasy occasionally but um
Um rusty
Yeah
Oh, what was the name of the nerd? What was the answer of the the the nurgle in like one of our first quiz like the rusty
Oh the oh
The rusty spoon
It was something like the rusty spoon I just thought of his name being like the great rusty spoon was that the poop knife
The poop knife when are we going to let the loot the poo knife die like when are we gonna let it lie never
It's gonna resurge every time he gets put down when his job is done. Okay
Why are we here just a poop knife we're here to stab people the poop knife
Has plus one nurgle damage
Plus one nurgle damage
I couldn't think of the term poison damage
I'm sorry. I'm just losing it
Yeah, this is a this is a um, a particularly neurotic and insane start to a quiz
I gotta be honest
We've had a weird star like how's faltering with his knowledge, which is already a bad omen
And then we're just already on the poop knife where what is we're descending into a spiral of madness already
I just wish this was addressed with the seriousness of the show the weakest link with good old and
Is what is poop knife the gash and the galore cry in common? How you say that the poop knife is the correct answer? Yes. Yes
The best answer i've ever gotten in a quiz i'm a
Lainess and grand brando campaigns and I don't know what the place is called. Oh
Maybe because i'm too busy burning and pillaging it
The third and final section of the easy quiz or section this is the easiest one yet
What race keeps destroying the gashes black pyramids?
Oh, yeah, here we go. We got this one
Eli had that locked and loaded. I'm not entirely sure reading my document
This is this is the funniest part of the gashes little by far
And if you'd like a hint nuclear weapons
Oh, okay. Yeah, I know this one
This one. Thank you
I was a fan of every had one candy dumb dumb. Why did you why did you spell it like that?
Spell it like what oh did I not put enough vowels? Hold on. No, look at what you wrote
Putting the scum and scathing it like that. Oh, sorry. I put the wrong letter. I'm sorry. It's a little crime
It's an actual little crime. You don't want you don't want a shaved rat. I know what he means
Well, that's it's everyone already answered
Let's take it from the top
Now we have uh, the first question
One of negatius titles is the great
Necromancer hell you got it, right?
Wow, right. I don't i'm surprised that stumped you so hard
It might be something like
Worse than that
That seems like two. Yeah, it just seems so obvious the way you kind of doubt yourself fairer. So I thought I thought
Might be like, you know the great I don't know
breaker of bones or uh, you know
Oversaturating source, you know
He's like a waiter who puts too much pepper and you don't say stop, you know
I mean like big titles like that. It was just the great necromancer and everyone got a point
You all got a congrats everyone
Now for the next one
What is the name of his homeland?
Hal
You gave me nehekara, which is correct
Yeah
Eli like uh, nehekara necromancer. I know I know I have I know I have my order but I want to leave elise for last
And he gave me chair noble
And uh, he like gave me the great answer of bruh, I don't remember i'll edit if I do
That was just
I was just I know what nehekara is. I can't believe this
He stole that from obama's last speech 100
Nehekara is the answer but um, I can't remember. Uh, so instead i'll uh wait until I do
Um, I'll edit when i'm done sick. All right
This is too much info, but you ever laugh so hard your butt
Every one of you who is watching right now for bearing
We're at the bleep that we're at the bleep that I think we we know we know that you want the best of us
We know that you're here for a pure serious law discussion and we apologize for every transaction
Every law I just do a lot
Um, i'm going to pin that squarely on how this time he is fully responsible
Oh
I'm never gonna let that down, but I don't care
I just think I left any harder than teaching andy what a vtuber was but here we are here we are how the turnpables
Oh my god, all right, what's the next question? No, no, no, no, you don't get away that easy
I can't see the screen
Medium section, uh, everyone except for elai has three elai has two points
Yes, wait was question number three. Oh, that's right. Uh, well, I kind of spoiled that everyone got it, right?
Uh, but what race keeps destroying the gaseous black pyramids?
It's the skaven
They're back
I will I would just like to say thank you colin for being so merciful
I had no right to that point, but you gave it to me. I tried to give hal a hint
Uh, I gave now you get a hint. I owe elai a hint now
Okay, I got like that's fair. That's fair
Uh
Oh my lord, we're at three, uh three three and two
Now time for medium
First off and uh, I admit
Medium was a bit rough to come up with questions for
So I tried to make it medium. It might just be hard light, uh, just as a heads up
So not medium, but well done. Yeah, it's almost hard mode, but with a few less calories. Yeah, there we go
uh, so
What is the name of nagash's fortress located on what was once known as the mountain of crippled peak?
Okay here. Oh funny. Let's go. I think I I think I might have this one though. I think I have it
Let's go for fun
We have elai's answer we have
andy
Yeah
And we have hal thank you. I think it's a bit unoriginal if i'm if i'm right, it's uh, it certainly is
Now uh next question
When nagash returns during the end times of the end crimes of warhammer fantasy and crimes
Absolute end crimes. I want that on a t-shirt right now. It's end crimes with sigma shrugging gang. Yeah, what are you gonna do?
uh
Setra the imperishable and nagash dueled in the city of kemri
What did setra scream at nagash when nagash offered him servitude?
He said oh this is a you can serve
I can sense elai has already written something foul
I'm foul that's a particular word
Uh, yeah, and the gas said setra could serve him and then setra screamed in his face
Something what did setra scream?
Back off you sentient smegma. Okay
Someone's been watching red dwarf a bit too much
What's that quote is it's like go and touch yourself with distended
Distended smegma or whatever it was. No, it's a standard right there. Anyway
Anyway, just just I I don't know the question's answer, but I just want to implore the viewers of today's episode
Watch red dwarf. It's an amazing sci-fi series and smegma is often
Uh an answer to equip
Uh, is that is that a yeah?
It's good. It's funny
Fair enough. Oh, please. Please also comment below wrong answers to this question
Can I hear the the question again, please colin i'm i'm trying to think of a funny response a sure thing
Uh, so setra when he and nagash dueled
Screamed something in the gashes face when nagash offered
Him the chance to serve him
Okay screamed something in his face. I think I know this one and it's definitely up there with like the most badass
Like top 10 most badass thing said in all of warhammer on my why was it so badass?
Uh, oh, when do you know it? I don't know when we get to the answer. I'll give you the context
Uh, uh, but i'm stalling for time while I think of a good answer
This is the hardest quote in war one of the hardest quotes
I think nagash has the most hard quote. I could have worded that much better
It's a bit it's a bit sly that I don't want to hear that from the moving butthole man
Yeah
Hey, that's gonna be legendary from now on
Well, I try not to laugh
I think also
I think i've got this right to be fair, but the setra
This is setra right so setra says this to nagash. Yes
Okay. Okay. Okay. I feel a bit a bit more confident now
Now and he's and he's getting i'm gonna give you another 15 seconds andy
15 seconds you've had ample time to think
Hold on nearly there. Hold on. All right. I'm almost there. I'm always I just need to write one word
Nagash your shirt's inside out the worst timing for that
You panicking and he's panicking I wonder panic panic requires
A stake in the win. I am not panicking. I am just having fun
Enjoying myself living my best life. Oh, what would what would what would what would um,
Uh, nor macdonald say, you know, what would nor macdonald say as best I can
Oh
fair enough
Uh now for the final question of medium
What race taught nagash the secrets of dark magic when he was still immortal?
Oh
I'm straight in on this one. Here it is. Straight in. What what um what constitutes dark magic in warhammer fantasy?
Okay, so the way magic works is when it leaves the realm of chaos
It comes out as like evil dark magic. It's not straight up like chaos corrupted
but it's
Not like good. It's bad. It's evil. It's like the it's like the dark side of the force bad juju
Something that if you use in normal human society would be shunned. Maybe it's not like a
Could you elucidate that even if like?
necromancy
Okay, imagine like entering reality
It's it like comes through a water filter. So all the chaos gets filtered away
Uh, but what's being filtered out is still poison
Uh, so it's still bad
It's like a british a british filter of
I don't even know if i have already forgotten i've i've i'm getting too involved in the uh discussion if you
Yeah
Uh, wait, what's the question again? Sorry what race taught nagash dark magic? Uh
You've got
A handful you can get it's from like it's just a fantasy race. Remember warhammer fantasy
I know but there's like billions. There's lots. It's not just like oh, there's the elves like there's like five types of elves
And then there's like there's like cafe. No one cares and there's like, uh, and then there's norsk
They're too busy getting like asht by the beastman
Uh, i'm gonna go wild card. I'm just i'm just i'm just gonna wait norsk are in basement
Uh, yeah, like punched up by beastman in the north. Eli, would you like your hit?
Uh, yeah, sure, uh, remember who created vampires
Dracula it wasn't drakula. Oh sylvania
Yeah, this is one who taught nagash
Oh, by the way
I would like to take this opportunity to say that we are very appreciative to our inaugural episode of fireside fantasy
And colin has been very much beside himself for not mentioning the vampire
Counts. Yeah, I was during our discussion. I was not a fan of not doing that
When you when that was pointed out the last minute of the dream. I was like he was
Saving I saw that comment. Saving
I mean that was pain. I mean they sound cool
I mean like the closest thing we have to that in 40k is blood angels, but like they're not really
vampires
Yeah, yeah, I mean what's so cool about the vampire counts for
Think of this as recompense for our fireside fantasy. What's so cool about them because they are
Okay
Okay, a lot of times in 40k. It really feels like chaos is the only meaningful threat. Mm-hmm
Uh, I know they will say the orcs are so numerous
The tyranids are coming to eat us all and then you read actual lore where they're fighting then it's like
Oh, and then the tyrannids got wiped and the orcs all died the end
Just as a result of them being faceless hordes of bad guys
The vampire counts while they are a secondary threat to chaos
Are treated still as a threat like they have almost destroyed the empire several times
They show up and it's like oh, it's bad news now many people are gonna die and then because they're all necromancers. They're gonna come back
Also vampires are cool. Also vampires. Also, yeah, they're vampires so even like but
Sorry, go ahead. So even the mage vampires can still rip a man in half. They're they're nuts
Like is there like um, is there a like I i'm assuming
at
Nagash who controls dead bodies like
That doesn't do much for the the the vampires because they can't really drink the blood of of dead enemies
I'm like, how does that work with like if they have to drink blood and there's all these factions that they can drink blood from
How does that relate to like the politics of warhammer fantasy?
They drink the blood of their enemies. They actually don't like serving under Nagash. The problem is he's very powerful
Yeah
I
Suppose they're like you're undead. I'm undead
Yeah, I have
Some of them some of them serve for like
Temporarily just for I guess you know being so close to him
They might want to try and get something like, you know power knowledge things like that
Yeah, that is many of them will serve him for the time being
Many of them will uh serve him for the time being
Like other than the vampire counts is there like a good hard counter to Nagash's like
Oh, I can just resurrect like the white walker thing where he can just be like oh throw your armies at me
Now they're mine. Like is there a hard counter to him?
Oh, if you do manage to kill the vampire like the person that's controlling all the corpses
because the zombies in warhammer fantasy are controlled by the
Necromancer who animated them
Finds a menacing. Yeah, if you kill that guy, they all shut they all will wither away
They are broken. Uh, the problem with that is that guy usually is behind all of the zombies and can rip you in half
There is nagash a coward
He in in the sense of him not being very I like that very very like tense pause
Not quite like he was really like I can't say it's like a general's not on the front line all the time
He's not quite like the skaven coward but in terms of like fighting if he sees he's losing
He's gonna play dirty and if he has the chance, he's just gonna leave
Like he's not gonna go down to the last man
He's not honorable. No, he's he's
Whatever trick you need to do to win. He's gonna do it and then if that doesn't work, he's he's just gonna leave
Okay, it doesn't always work
What's his goal?
He wants to control control everyone in a never-changing
completely undead world
He's kind of a saturday morning cartoon. That's a bit boring. Oh, he has control issues
He wants a very boring end game, but you know what? He's so fun to watch him do his thing. I I can't help but love him
You're like take my flesh. I want to be a skelly boy. Why not? There's a
There's a quote at the end from him. I will read that. I will not bring up now for
Spoiler to the quick reasons. Is that question number another question for
It might be a question. All right, but for now
Let's hit it. We've got to get through the medium answers. So
question one
What is the name of nagash's fortress?
Hal
You gotta write it was nagash's are he's yes very creative when naming things
It's a bit unoriginal
Next we have eli with the fortress of dreams
Can you please explain that you like
if
Finishes up his day at the fortress of dreams. Yeah, he's a true brazen geezer. He's a true. Yeah
Uh
You can tell this is the first quiz back after we took a break because none of us
Are mean we did this is the beautiful thing we saw the meme of a day in the life of a true brexit
Geezer and then we saw so many warhammer interpretations
I love I love the one where it's like day in the life of a true katie and geezer like wake up and say oh
Katie is gone
Yeah, perfect then lunch with susan lose 17. Oh
I'm so i'm so surprised you brought that reference out here. That's genius. Oh, we're not done with it
Uh, but then uh, and then andy gave us trump tower
Uh, so we've got one point for a hal and some giggles from the rest of the class
But what's the most evil out of all of them? That's the real question
Probably the brexit geezer
Now second question
What did cetra scream in the gash? Uh, once again hal, although that being said i'm only going to give you a half point
Uh, because this was a quote and you didn't
Oh, no, you didn't get the quote exactly right
Uh, hal put cetra doesn't serve cetra rules. He just screamed cetra does not serve
Ah, damn, I thought central rules was there or he said he might say that another time
I think he just says so to my knowledge. He just said that does not serve
uh this the uh
Uh, we rule was added in the tomb king's trailer
Oh, why doesn't ah?
Uh, because he's an egotist because he's he rules
Oh, he he he he he doesn't and he doesn't have that about that that I didn't have the context
I have no context. I'm a baby hal. He did say such rules, but i'm still giving you a half point because it was a question
That's fine. Get it right. That's what i did the spirit. Uh, for the context, uh, andy
Nagash
Came from the hekara tried to conquer it several times
Didn't work one of those times. He tried to kill everyone on the planet
Only succeeded in killing everyone in the hekara
uh, but then they came back as undead tomb kings, which
They are the inspiration for the current necrons because they're basically the same thing just in space
Uh different warring dynasties all that stuff
And then when he came back for the last time in the end times
him and uh cetra the leading tomb king
Fought each other for like an hour straight
And despite nagash now being a god
And literally having eaten the eaten the god of the death
Like he just straight up devoured his power
Nom nom nom. I love my death suit still couldn't beat cetra because he was cetra was tokyo drifting around on his chariot
Uh, so nagash blew up his chariot
Got into whatever a battles of battle of wills is. I don't know what that means exactly
Whatever it means cetra's will links on test is 100 a blink. It was it was who who's going undead
Who's going to relent first in giving five dollars to any to a e streamer like an ego streamer?
Oh, she's pretty. Oh she is
The answer is better
but worse, yeah
But whatever you want to imagine it was cetra was still equal to nagash in this battle of wills, which reminder he's a god now
Uh, so nagash then cheated and just swarmed him with ghosts
Until he could grab cetra and hold him he swarmed him with ghosts like he just he just told ghosts to attack him like spirits
But unlike ghosts is it cool or did they just pass through you?
Are they like casper the friendly ghost or they like dark souls ghosts when you go to the wrong direction in the first game?
And you're like, ah, I can't hit them
Cross dark souls ghosts. I guess with the girl from the ring
Oh, okay
Uh, so this is the thing. I I I have I have a question like like nagash, right? All I've ever seen
He's a big scally boy with a big hat. What was he before? He was a scally boy
He was a guy priest. He was a priest. He was a dude
who wanted to be priest of
the empire oscar priest of uh mortuary cult kingdom of
The kingdom of mortuary cult, of course, how could I have been so naive the mortuary cult? Of course
the firstborn son of the king of kemri which always gets
Given to the mortuary cult in tradition until then he basically murdered his brother
Until there stopped being any more kings because the cash killed everyone
Um, but even though as for why it's badass that he screamed this
Setra like once he was surrounded by ghosts and the gash just picked him up and man-nailed them
and then went
listen
I'm in charge, but you can serve under me because you're still you know, pretty awesome
And then despite his army
Being destroyed around him
A god was manhandling him. He was like no I am in charge
Not you you can go to hell
uh, which is just
So badass setra doesn't serve setra does not serve setra rules
Setra will not work at the mcdonald's driving. He will not happening. He wants to speak to your manager because he is the manager
Unfortunately, nagash then blew up his body and tossed his head in the desert
What did he do that for that sounds a bit silly. Oh, then he got revived by chaos. Yeah
Then he was revived by chaos offered everything
But that would involve serving chaos. So setra said no, I don't live near a desert
But tossing your head into one doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I'm just saying
No, that's not my bucket list
Nagash tossed his head into set into the desert. He was done. What was andy's answer by the way?
Uh andy's answer right? I should probably go through that
Oh, this is the most disjointed quiz ever uh, andy just rick rolled me
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
Desert get it. Yeah. Yeah
And then elise's answer was uh
Well after he sent me this image he said skill issue
Before however, he sent me the
Day in the life of a true brexit geezer
Because we have a theme for this episode apparently. Oh, no his big portly belly
I've seen it in the general chat
We're invading we're invading your cultural space
We gotta get to the actual quiz
all right
Who'd uh the last medium question?
What race taught nagash dark magic?
how
I don't
I don't know if I should give you a point or a half point or a full point. I just realized my mistake. Yeah. All right
Do you know what you did wrong?
Yes, I put dark eldar. Okay
Instead of it's not there's no eldar. I'm willing to chalk that one up just to a brain fart
Can you just say the point?
specifically
Well, oh I guess dark elves but or drukhari. I think
I think that's minor enough to give him a fine. Yes. That's what I was saying
It was it was just a little brain fart between elves and eldar
Basically, they're not even called eldar in 40k spaceship. They're the same thing. They're eldari
Uh, but yeah still i'll give i'll give you a point for that
Appreciate it boys appreciate it. Andy gave me the high elves, which is very wrong and they would murder you if you insinuated that
Well, the thing is I assumed the dark eldar were like too small to
Be to be able to be an active force. I
Here's the thing as a 40k person
The eldar are the cause pretty much most the problems in the universe. So I was like that's a safe bet
you know
I there's a
High elves in fantasy solve most of the universe's problems
Yeah, stepping on the donut
Uh, yeah, they sail out of the donut. All right, mr. Vampire counts man who causes the problems
Oh, that was great. Read my answer. I wish I had eli's little squeal of delight as a as a text notification
I'm gonna i'm gonna take that i'm gonna take that section of the audio and put that on my phone now to see
Eli's answer is uh, the worst thing i've ever read. He's given me the best and worst quiz answers all in one quiz
Uh, i'm gonna read this out loud. However, I must give a disclaimer. This is not the true, uh
This is not the true beliefs of pancreas no work of collin
Uh, this is eli making me read this as uh contractual obligations of the quiz as a victim that being said
Eli's answer was uh, the second picture was a picture of a dark elf standing over like a fish thing
It's nepharada. It's nepharada. Oh is it
Yeah, well, I just said i'm nepharada. It's not the original. All right. Well first he sent this uh, which was susan made dinner lovely
Uh
After that he said a picture of a slan looking like pepe the frog
Oh, no, i'm very happy. I got I love that
And then for his word answer he said and again, this is not collin. This is eli
Uh, I got this wrong even with the hint lmao new answer
I collin admit that malekith is the true phoenix king and bretonia rocks
Um, oh my lord both of those are the worst thing i've ever read malekith is a prick bretonia is
Can I can I take a moment to to?
to uh
To to congratulate eli in spending the time not to just make a reply
But to make a meme like i'm gonna like the susan made dinner
I I mean
Eli I love you for that. That was so much effort and I was like why is he so quiet over so long and now i'm like
Because he is a true
Warrior, he doesn't just say here's an answer. I'm going to make a meme on the fly
so
Eli went to work is the answer
I can't believe he made you say yeah, can he have a can he have a point for that?
Uh, no, I think he needs to lose points. We have a half point
He gets the award for worst answer i've ever had to read
Can I can I transfer one of my points to eli you may not?
Ah
Because it's just as awful that you're getting silver as eli making me read that
Oh my lord
That was amazing. That was that was awesome though
Now
For the hard questions these ones I made intentionally to be difficult
Oh nice. So first off
What what the first hard question?
What went wrong with the ritual that ark and the black and manfred von karstein?
Used to resurrect nagash in the end times
So they did a fancy thing to resurrect him. What am I what?
Why does you say what went wrong as in yeah when they were resurrecting the gash there was an issue with the ritual
He still came back, but there was something that went wrong. What was the thing that went wrong?
Oh, this is can we define wrong? How about i'll give you a hint
The ritual came back
Or the ritual went off well the gash came back
but something
Was added to the ritual that they didn't foresee
Actually, no, there it was they didn't foresee it
But one of the things they wanted to get out of the ritual was screwed up
Because of what was involved in the ritual
One of the parts they were using was faulty without giving too much away
Oh, that's not the answer. I originally thought then I mean i'm still going in blind that hasn't helped me at all
And uh, but but again like I can I can I be a bit cheeky of course?
Um, so so who are the parties involved with this?
ritual, uh
the root the parties involved of course are
Ark in the black nagash's right-hand man
manfred von karstein
skelly boy
dracula
indeed, uh
the high elf a high elf woman named aliathra
And rich white woman. What sorry? No, what elf what and then volkmar the grim?
The grip who is volkna the grim, uh, basically the pope of sigmar
The pope of seattle and volkma. So we've got a vampire
couple of skelly boys
the pope
And what an elf person? Yes
Uh, what would they I mean again, I I my answer is
That there's some like uh, what what would they consider bad is what i'm thinking like again
I've got a theory about it's one of the ingredients as they are in 40k. I don't even want to
To to to I don't even want to surmise what an elf from what I have a fantasy before they have
Running hot water. They're lovely. Uh, they're amazing elder are great
High elves are even better
Yeah
Is the aristocratic and they have gold armor hail finnibar
who
Finnebar isn't is isn't that malekith?
With isn't that the uh, the seventh gym leader of pokemon first gen finnibar island like what are we talking about? Yo
Catch myself. Where's that reference?
What is that reference?
How did you pull that from and he's in a bar island?
gym leader plane
Was was the answer what went wrong when they tried to resurrect the gash like what was the question?
What was the problem with the ritual?
It wasn't my original I had an idea
Of I think someone interrupted it. I know who interrupted it, but I think that was that's wrong
I know who
Interrupted I don't want to give away more answer. That was jab events me about going on a tantrum or like
Yeah, no, no, I know who interrupted the uh ritual, but I don't know. I don't want to give away my answer
But again, like again, I I have no idea what constitutes
Faux part in fantasy because again, this is the setting with like dwarves being like
The butter the wrong side of toast
In the book you need to kill yourself now
Yeah, yeah
Ah all praise to velir
And grumney grungy or grumney it's grungy or grungy
Grungy and then grungy
Grim Grim near. Oh gosh, the superior the chad dwarf god, which is you wrong? What'd you do wrong?
I'm struggling
I'm struggling for a funny answer. I think it was I think the answer is one of the ingredients
Quote unquote was not right. I can't for the life of me. I remember what was the ingredients
Oh, we have to work it out
I'm gonna spoil it or remember the four people involved and two of the people a high elf two skelly boys and a dracula
No, one of them was the pope
And the pope poor timing
Do you think pope benedict is being used to revive negash in real life
perhaps
I mean, I mean i'm doing a go there. It's uh, okay. This might get weird
Oh, i've just seen the the the the post in the general chat the 4000 year old. Yeah, that's uh, that's
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Ah, I'm
Tumking
Pass up etc to the annoyance of everyone. I have no idea of any of the rest references, but that was
Really based that was really based
Oh lord, okay next question
touch based
Moving on quickly if you didn't like the last question, you're not gonna like this one
On the gashes top lieutenants in the end times were known as mortars
There were in total I believe nine
Name as many as you can
Oh, no, nine of his lieutenants. Yeah, right
Okay, let's go if everyone would like a hint two of the
Eli it's going to work. Oh, no, if you'd like hints two of them have been named so far
I've got answers from
Andy and Eli
Hal just waiting on you
I'm debating on one more name that I don't think actually was a mortar but
I'm just I mean, it can't hurt just to guess on this last one. I haven't got nine though nowhere near nine. So
I've committed let's do it. All right. Yeah
Uh, you have committed
Okay
Uh, that's gonna be by the way a big point question
Uh, if you catch up a lot of answers any points
Uh, you know, you know, we'll get to it when we get to it
There is now i'm reading andy's list in full. Oh my lord
Yeah, no points. No points. Just me. Is it funny? Uh, or offensive? Uh, yes offensive more than funny. I think
I think and now for the last the last hard question
What is the wind of magic that nagash bound himself to in the end times?
And is now the god of an age of sigmar
A wind of what so the way the magic splits off once it enters the real world in warhammer fantasy
It they call it the winds of magic
Uh because it can sometimes magic will be highly prevalent in a reason other times it will be calm much like the wind
Uh, and there's different lures like each wind of magic is basically a lore of magic. Like there's the lore of heavens
there's uh
So it's not that one then
I don't know what that one is. Uh, I that was just an example one of the lures of magic
Uh just for the sake of the quiz
So everyone can you know know what we're dealing with
I'll read what all the lures of magics are and there's eight proper ones. There's a bunch of like little lures
like
Orc wah magic is technically its own thing
It's now it's now one of the eight proper wins though. So there's fire
metal
shadow
beasts
heavens
light
life and i'm not actually going to name the last one because you would hear it and then immediately go
Ah, yes, this makes sense
Okay
Uh, but just admin think 100 think about nagash think about what he's in charge of he's a skeleton man
We call we said earlier
the great necromancer
What might the wind of magic be called that nagash is in charge of?
Is there one here watch the behind the scenes of like the lord of the rings stuff?
Uh, peter jackson used to film. Yeah, I love that stuff. So that's why my answer
I wish it was admin is a secret wind
Now power and admin that managed to get that movie set everyone's watching videos the budget's all good and be like we just spend
10 000 pounds on this end prop where it's like, uh, it's like a model and
Uh, now i have to square that with the budget
I don't have much fun
Adam is the hobbit series. He was just like I don't want to make it. I don't want to do it. But if I don't
I was gonna wreck it worse than I will and he did
If i'm not picking up the glove fine, i'll do it myself
I was gonna say adam jensen from uh dsx. I never asked for this but I was like gotta do it
I never asked for this but I was like gotta do it
Admin is the secret. I had one is the secret ingredient
I'm in a ninja of the devil's work admin o c. Yes
Sorry, you got it everyone. Yes, uh applaud her
I've got it in the episode everyone and these are uh, and these are admin superpowers. We face it. It's true
I do bow down and worship
I
Do I do a lot of scheduling videos and stuff he does he is the man behind the operation
Yeah
I can't come see okay
Eli you want to get one in?
Uh scussy
Uh, all right. Well negatius. I feel like that's what you meant. I need to see got me
Mech warrior o c i've been playing battle
Mech warrior. Yeah mech warrior. That's part of battle tech
First two on xbox. I love those games. They're great. I got the fifth one on steam. I've been playing
I played one of them and it's just like just put the light the laser guns on one of the median ones and you scope
Bam, and you hit them the leg and they fall over, you know, easy peasy. It's great
A piece of blake be upon you all
Medium guns go brr
Anyway
For the first question of the hard section
What went wrong with the ritual used to resurrect nagash?
Uh, we'll go through how
Uh, you put tirion's daughter wasn't pure sold. She posted on tiktok regularly
100 percent how dare she she she she ruined it for them all I swear
Eli put manfred doing the stinky leg
And then why did you do this with this image?
Yo, Eli, what's with this energy today, man? You're just you're
Explaining what can I say? What can I say? What is the stinky leg? Uh, he uh, what is the stinky leg?
What is the stinky leg? I was like, it's like a dance move
What's going on? So it gave me this continuing the brexit geezer timeline
Oh, we describe that for the um for the audience my little princess isn't she beautiful?
Oh lovely, I think to describe in the black just look up the stinky leg
Stanky stanky leg combined with arc and the black and then andy put what went wrong with the ritual protestantism
or how
Gotcha, uh, uh how that sounds like the wars of religion
Exactly in the middle, you know end of medieval era a quick 30 years war broke out during the ritual
Uh, just a quick 30 years war brothers hal. I will give you half a point because the issue was with tirion's daughter
Aliothra was the daughter of tirion and allario the high elf everqueen
they wanted
Aliothra because as the daughter of the everqueen
She would eventually get the like composite soul
that is the everqueen and a lot of isha's power the
elven god of life
uh, but unfortunately
The everqueen daughter doesn't get the soul until the current everqueen dies
And aliothra also being tirion's daughter. She inherited the curse of cain
uh, so all nagash got from that was cursed
oh
It didn't really do much in the narrative, uh, because the world blew up before we could get anything out of that bloodline
But that is what the issue was with him coming back. I'm assuming cain isn't as useless as he is in 40k
Uh, no, he is he's given slanesh a permanent scar that never healed in fantasy and he also is
He really he's just he's still an asshole
But he actually gets people to do things in 40 or in fantasy
Fantasy doesn't have voltage so he can't be like ow stop it
He doesn't just get shot up and then destroyed by the latest space marine with a new model
Also, the sword of cain is a really really cool
uh
Edition that's not in 40k. I wish it was because it's awesome, but ah well
Uh now one day may one day hopefully the top lieutenants of nagash the mortarchs that were nine of them
I'm gonna go through the answer first
Uh just to get it out of the way. We have arc in the black
mortarch of sacrament
nepharatha mortarch of blood
Krell
mortarch of despair
luther harkon mortarch of the abyss
Manfred von karstein mortarch of the abyss
Manfred von karstein mortarch of night
Vlad von karstein mortarch of shadows
Some guy named deeter helsnicht. I have no title I could find for him
Uh wallach harkon who is a very cool vampire
But also didn't see a title for his mortarch status
Did did you did you just send me the
The
And then the uh the final
Mortarch the nameless also known as constant dragonfels
And again, no more torque of blank for him. No title
Well now with that exposition dump is that the dragonfels of the guy who lives in castle dragonfels
It is in old lore
He actually lost around the chaos gods and then that got redcon because someone was bigger than chaos and that's not allowed
But he became a mortar. I could even know that yeah
it's uh
I don't know if it's officially stated like his name
But there's so many hints like it's dragonfels. This is dragonfels. Remember the old lore. Hey, it's dragonfels that
That's who it is and it even says it's him on the wiki. So it's probably dragonfels
That's quite cool
And now for the answers everyone gave me uh, hal gave me
Manfred kerel neferada ark in the black and vlad so there's five out of nine possible points for you hal
Yeah
uh, eli gave me
manfred
arkhan neferada
Uh conrad vard const conrad von karstein gigachad schizo
So i'll just i'll just stop you now you got three points conrad's not right, but it's in the spirit of the setting
He's dead. He's dead dead
And then after that I was given uh, carl franz, which hurts me
Uh, giorno giovanna
Yes
silver chariot
skeletons rock for
2069
Legolas green leaf
Which is not even the right setting
That's lord of the rings
it is
Oh
I'm happy. I got it
And then andy gave me
There we go pope francis
sting
jeff bezos
andrew tate
margaret thatcher
hitler
arabus
prince harry and vlad the impaler
Are these meant to be all as evil as each other like a sort of thing?
Uh, well as we all know the the worst problem with pissing on margaret thatcher's grave that you run out of piss
This the idea of like margaret thatcher hitler andrew tate and then it's like
So so what's your the problem with that isn't andrew tate is
I mean, we don't know to be fair, but you know
Oh my lord, that is a hell
Imagine you wake up and like those people are standing around you but like is this heaven or hell do you know?
I mean hell I think you know
If you wake up in the afterlife and hitler's there, I think you know where you're at
Who is standing around your bed if nine people are standing in your bed and like looking down at you
It's hell. It's not it's not like a nice thing. It's not benevolent. It's just like
Like we're gonna get you like that's it. That's just like a hilarious like image. It's just like good. Wake up like oh my god
Thatcher hitler andrew tate
What the hell is going on what is going on
then uh
the last question
What is the wind of magic that nagesh bound himself to and is the god of an age of sigmar?
The answer is shy ish the wind of death. Uh, that's why I cut it off at that because I would have said that and then I would have gone
Ah, yes that one
Did we need the shayesh part? I said it. It says death. It is well, there's the fancy name, which is shyish
And then it's just the wind of death and yeah if I thought like that's kind of generic
Like the school. Yes, I guess we should say shyish is the real answer. Yeah shyish you want to be fancy, but I would have counted wind
Going through the answers
Uh hal put death with a question mark, but I am still gonna give it to you
eli
Eli gave me
And then sigmar said hey nagesh catch this wind loser mad farted
Nagesh put it seriously and took hold of it and then he did put also no way this answer is the vulture of death
That's my answer for real for real
So I will choose to only count that last part. Eli gets it right. Thanks buddy
It's all you missed the part way put it's all ogre now too
And then and then andy gave me question nine not the eight collin mentioned
I mean is kind of right though
It is kind of right
I believe that is six and a half points for you hell
whoo four for eli
and
Andy gave me a hell of a list
Davis weren't even dainty to mention the points like now. It's not even worth mentioning. Uh, yeah, you're still at three
Okay. Well, I was that close to second place
for a while
How did that happen? Uh, if i'm remembering correctly hell you got six and a half on this one, uh
Three for beginner
Would you like before we give you the bonus question?
You got a bonus
One and a half
No, you got two and a half in the
medium
So if my math is correct, is that eleven and a half?
Yours no, that's twelve because that's two half points
That's a healthy serving I thought I was I was nervous about this one eli
I need to double check his answer for the bonus question. I have to scroll through many many memes. I've been gifted
Uh, we're at two for the beginner for eli
Uh, i'm gonna skip past most of the medium answers. In fact, all of these make me angry
I don't believe eli got any medium points
Can people people listening put in the chat right now bretonia is the is the best faction by far just
Just so everyone has to see it
He needs to see it. Oh, yeah, that's uh a fresh dislike awaits anyone who does so
And possibly a docks
Uh, and without that eli got four for the hard, uh answers
nice
So is that six points? I believe for eli
So is that six points? I believe for eli unless my math is way off
I'll take it
Uh as as always the uh, something i've just now saved for the first time but should always be said
If anyone notices point issues when i'm doing the quiz, please say something because my math are bad
We do not do maths at law crimes. No, uh, I took one class math class in college and the first day that happened
Uh, the professor walked in and drew a square on the board and said this is a square and then I knew I was at home
oh
Then you wept you wept off the first lesson tears of joy, but now is the time for the bonus question
Oh, this is the hardest quote in warhammer. I'm only going to give you the end of it and you need to fill in the blank
And remember what nagash named his fortress is your hint for this question
What you need to do is finish this quote said by nagash
Such is the power of blank
The power of that's the quote such is the power of blank
I don't like this because I can I can feel it from god damn in the uk
Eli already conjuring up something foul
Um
What was the quote was the uh question again? Sorry, what's the quote to finish the quote such as the power of blank?
God oh
power of blank
Of force from nagash
Power of black the soul. When did he say do you know when he said this?
I believe this was uh, this was as he was taking over in the hekara
or kemri more specifically
Uh, I wanted i was gonna say something really fell on my answer
I'm like in consolation hal I will not be getting this answer
So you're just competing with eli if that helps uh, you're not competing with me, buddy. Sorry
Oh, i'm drawing a blank though. So if you get this wrong, he like he like uh, sorry hal you're letting us down
You're letting us down both me and eli will look at you in such as scour of blank
Hal the power
Uh, uh, is everyone else already put their answers on yes, I have we are waiting on you
Come on. No pressure
Okay, i've got like i'm gonna put something and it's just a guess
So come and put here stop giving me your
Spookiest battles you are my bonyest soldier. Oh gosh
What is this?
What is this s tier eves memes from eli? I nearly said eames from me lie
Hello eames from emi the bonus question
No one gets a bonus point
Damn, I have a really trying we have so hard as well
Hal with uh such as the power of the discordant bitch pipe
We have eli
Who said such as the power of then nagesh said cetera. You truly are the warhammer fantasy. I am defeated
And andy who would put such as the power of necruse
The correct answer is such as the power of nagash
I think you know what you put the full quote is there will be no
There will be no escaped no blessed oblivion
I can end your life as easily as I could extinguish a candle and before your corpse is cold
I can reach out and grasp your soul
You will be my slave for all eternity and I shall laugh at the depths of your pain
Such as the power of nagash
Oh, are you telling me dead?
Dead dead dead serious that discordant bitch pipe was not canon. I am i'm sorry hell to tell you this but
Discordant bitch knife is about as canon as the bitch pipe pipe pipe member
Yeah, because that sentence just has to be said on this channel. It is about as canon as the poop knife. I'm sorry
Uh and with that, uh, I believe we can crown the winner of hal with
Just under the even lucky number 13, uh, I will give props to andy for
Uh, you know, I know warhammer fantasy isn't your thing, but you got all the beginner section, right?
So hey new props big props props to eli for making me laugh very hard this entire quiz
Anytime brother that might have been the the most
crazy, uh
I don't know whether it's shit posting like the vibe we might have given in and any so far
Oh my lord, do we uh, anyone know the next quiz gentlemen?
I think that'll be eli eli's helming our our next fantastic quiz eli
Would you like to enlighten us or shall we keep it a mystery?
I'm pretty sure I said corn about three hours ago. So let's go with it. All right
As of three hours ago, we have the worst chaos god coming up next time corn for the corn flakes
Corn for the corn flakes unless it's total warhammer, then he's then he's a pretty cool faction. I like scarbrad red
Uh, he might come up don't don't give any andy any answers now
Acknowledging someone exists isn't giving an answer out
Yeah, I know nothing about warham. Yeah, exactly now he's gonna know scarbrad no scarbrad
Scarbrad's at 40k. He is because I ran the free kill. He fought kill of it
He is yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it. It's okay. Calm down
Oh, he looks way cooler in the fantasy. He does representation and the total warhammer trailer, which is those trailers go
So much harder than they need to
Oh man, thank you for hosting that was uh
That was emotionally taxing something
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