Hello everyone and welcome to another Lore Crimes Pub Quiz. Today Andy will bring us
through the wringer and test our knowledge on the arch-traitor, the war master, the rightful
emperor Horace Lupercal. I hope your Horace hair-synology is up to par as you follow along
with this Pub Quiz. Take it away Andy.
Thank you very much, Eli. So as you've already mentioned, there's going to be a hell of a
lot of Horace heresy stuff in this because pretty much 99% of all of Horace's lore is
in the heresy, mainly because he's obliterated at the end of it, but that's the main reason.
So let's start off-
Yeah spoilers, massive spoilers there.
Oh spoilers, Horace has been dead in the lore for 30 years. Who are we kidding? So let's
go down the lineup of today's quiz contestants. So starting with Eli. Eli, how confident are
you with Horace Lupercal?
More than Colin, I'm sure.
Shade thrown.
I don't know, it was shade just a matter of fact. He's the rightful ruler of the Imperium.
How can he be the rightful ruler when he has ashes?
He was the rightful ruler of the Imperium. Now it's, well, I don't know, I won't say
it.
You can't even say it, you can't even be like, happen.
It's Abaddon if you pretend Abaddon was written like he should have been written and not-
Like cartoon villain?
Yeah, actually it's the forearm demperer. I just bought a Gene Stealer called Codex,
so I'll go with that.
I might want to get your forehead checked out there, Eli. There's just-
It's me wrinkles.
I'm coming up furrowed brow, shall we say. How about you, Hal? How are you feeling about
this topic?
More than Colin. Same as Eli. I feel more confident with Colin.
That's all I- I think Horace is- he's such a vet. I always thought there wasn't enough
about Horace before he went to Dark Side, you know, Chad Horace.
Yeah, Horace Ian.
But, no, but I think I've read some of his books, and so I feel like we got enough of
good Horace now, so I think I'm okay, I'm reasonably confident, but anything I could
probably- we might smash it up, you never know. He might break me.
Sorry about that, there was just a bell chiming in the background, and I lived next to a church
and it was just like BONG BONG BONG, and I'm like, be quiet.
That's right, the 19th spell has been cast, the Skaven spell.
Spells being cast in the background. And to end it off, Colin, how are you feeling about
the quiz today?
More than Colin. I have continued my trend of not having read any of the Horace heresy,
however, there are two things I know beyond doubt. One, it doesn't matter who the rightful
ruler, the rightful emperor is, as there's still only one glorious phoenix king of the
old world.
Oh, I wonder what he's gonna say.
That's like a different direction than I thought that was going.
And two, that sushi was spicy and my lips are burning a bit, so it can only go up from
there.
Almost as spicy as the Horace heresy, so let's do this.
Horace heresy, a spicy meatball, if ever there was one. I will preempt everyone in the audience
and yourselves. I think the first round is very easy. And then the next two, there's
like a very quick escalation in difficulty. I didn't intentionally make this kind of pop
heavy as a quiz. These were just the questions I thought would be more interesting for both
the audience and yourselves to tackle. So other than that, are we all ready to go?
Yeah, that way.
Hit us. Let's do it.
When the audience gets more than me right at the very beginning, they can prove just
how little I know what I'm talking about.
All right. Well, let's begin with the beginner section then. So we're going to start with
question number one. On which world was Horace Lupicale found by the emperor? So what is
the home world?
Easy from the easy.
This is a very easy question. I'd be surprised if any of you got this wrong.
I'm actually confident. Holy shit. I actually got this one.
Good, good. So Colin, why haven't you read any of the Horace Heresy books? I'm a bit
surprised at that.
I got it. I think part of it is that, well, I don't necessarily hate prequels. It's just,
I know how it ends. And I know there's probably there's definitely there is a lot of cool
things set up that tie later into 40k. It's just, I don't know, it seems like a lot of
fanfare for something I know how it's going to end. And I just I don't care for space
Marines on top of it. So
I don't know, I feel like I really enjoy the setting because it's like, it's the Imperium
at their peak and the scales of note, like the amount of like, firepower each faction
has and the cataclysmic warfare is pretty much peak Warhammer. So I really like that
the portrayals the heroism the all the elements that go into I'm on like, book 40 now I've
gone from like one to 40. Jesus Christ. So I've been I've been pushing. I think I'm on
the what's the one about them. I've just finished Garrow and now I'm on the Magnus the red one,
which is a bit bit of a drag, gotta be honest, but
which ones are house and sons or Crimson King, Crimson King. I just read that for me. It's
a slow start. It's a real slow start. It takes a while. But still, I think it's a really
good see I think you should. I think just the first few books are really good. Even
if you were like, I'm going to just do these. I come the police. But even if you just started
with Galaxy and Flames, I think it's a really good book. It's on its own, even if it was
anyone. I'm sure I'm sure I will enjoy it. It's just it's just drawing me to it. Like
I said, I mean, I'm a Zenos player. Now if there if it was, you know, this the horse
heresy treatment for the war in heaven, I'd be devouring those books. OK, I think I've
got everyone's answers in. I drew a complete blank. I just remembered what it was. That
was very scary. No, he's going to catch up. Before we move on, just one question about
a horse heresy book cover. The Book of Thousand Sons. Does anyone else think Magnus's like
left arm looks weird and shrunken? I remember looking at me to look it up right now. Like
that. Yeah, that's not just me. That's really weird.
It looks like a charger from Left 4 Dead is what it was. Wow. That's horrible. He's like
chicken arms. Yeah, looking at it. He's got like turkey hands. Yeah. Turkey feet for hands.
That's weird. That's an image. That was just what we brought up. The Magnus boats. Hang
on. Someone needs to hear something important. OK, well, on with Magnus's turkey arms revealed,
I think we'll start with with question two, which is also quite easy. What is the name
of Horace Lupecow's Gloriana class flagship? Oh, yeah, this is safe territory now. Safe
land. Very easy question. I've got an answer from Eli. You got to call it. Oh, that was
very quick, guys. Geez. Yeah, I'm just putting it straight. Lock it in. I'm kind of upset
I didn't read this one because I had a stupid answer. I really want to get out there. It's
a very close game so far. Let's just put it that way. It's a good name, Defer. It's one
like the better names. It is. I mean, it's an iconic ship. I mean, are there any does
anyone have a favorite ship from 40K? Does anyone have a favorite ship? I'd be cool if
I did, but do the craft world's count? Yeah, shipping ship face. Probably Beel Ton then
because it's actually a ship that's nice. It composite thousands of other warships.
I want to broke apart. Yeah, when it broke apart, they just went their own way. Like,
all right, we've got fleets now. Beel's a bit too close to Neil. So I'm not the biggest
fan. Do you guys know who Neil Breen is? That has nothing to do with Warhammer. But Hal
and Eli, you don't have a favorite, like not even the phalanx. That's a really easy one.
Still. I wish I did. It's like asking me what's my favorite bread shape and I'm kind of like,
I'm not really that lying. I think I do like, I like the Vesalius, Fabius' ship, I guess.
And I like Huron Blackheart's ship. I don't remember what it's called though, but that's
also just because I love Huron Blackheart. He's the rightful emperor. There you go.
Erasy. Inquisitor, this one right here. This man here. I don't think I've got a favorite.
Vesalius loves Fabius though. Can my favorite be the shadow of intent?
Halo reference, nice. The Pillar of Autumn. All right, we're about to cap off the beginner
section. Are we all ready? Hit us, hit us. OK, this one's a bit trickier, but it gets
you two points if you get both parts right. So there's two points up for grabs here. What
is the name of Horus's War Mace and Panoply of War?
Panoply of War. So his armor. Basically, Panoply of War is a way for people in Warhammer 40k
to say, what's their cool armor called? You know, trying to think of like what other armor
like there's like the Black Templars, we did the video on them and they had like all these
armors of faith and such. Trying to think of like, can anyone think of any other really
cool Panoplys of War and what they're called? I know the Flesh Terrors have a cool one. I
don't think I know his armor though. I'm stumped. I've had Colin's answer and it's very silly.
I'm stumped on what a Panoply of War is. Is that just armor? No one knows what a Panoply
of War is. I hadn't heard of the name, but I thought it was in reference to a ceremonial
piece of equipment. It's like, what do they wear into battle? So they're Panoply. I'm
pretty sure Folders literally has the name Panoply in it. If I remember correctly. Panoply
of Lust or whatever it is. I've only ever had that heard in like reference like things
to do with Rome, I guess. But I'm drawing a massive blank on his armor. I haven't played
Rome Total War in too long. I gotta go refresh. Everyone's put their weapon choice in, but
I haven't seen everyone. I mean, Colin's put both his in, but I haven't seen anyone mention
the armor. So this is your last chance. I'm going to give just an absolute fucking guess
on the armor. There's some cool ones. I mean, if you just go on the wiki page for like all
the Primarchs and even like main characters, they all have some pretty cool stuff. It reminds
me of Deathwing, the video game where all the weapons and stuff have these ridiculously
40k names. It's like the reckoning of empires and the inmolding of bread. And it's like,
oh, what are these? What are these names? They're crazy.
Okay. Well, good effort, Hal. Right. It's time to talk about results. So first question
was, where was the homeworld of Horus Lupicae? You all got this correct. It was Cephonia.
Yes. The underworld, isn't it? It's a nickname for the, is it Greek mythology? The underworld?
Possibly. I mean, there's a lot of like, even like Garveol Oaken being called Cerberus,
there's like a lot of underworld parallels with, and the vengeful spirit. Like it's
essentially a spirit of vengeance. There's a lot of that with the song.
The vengeful spirit is a reference to like when you get caught by your mum, just doing
utter crap. But it ties in beautifully with question two, because that was the answer
for question two. What was the flagship of Horus Lupicae and the sons of Horus? It was
the vengeful spirit, which is still being made in the 41st millennium by Abedon the
Despoiler. So you all got that correct as well. I've got a lot of bone to pick with
that, because I always wondered how the hell, who repaired it in between?
I remember the Horus heresy books. I recently listened to the one about the assassin, Erised
Kel. He tries to assassinate Horus, then he infiltrates the vengeful spirit when he fails,
and he just hides to get another shot at Horus. And he talks to like a serf, and he's all
like, my family, we've been looking after this ship for five generations. And you know,
oh, he's trying to keep this really cool ship going, but he doesn't really like Horus. And
yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. There's lots of slave labor is the answer. Hell. There's
a lot of slave labor. We don't endorse that on law crime. We don't endorse it. The official
statement only how we feel. Only hot takes here on law crime. Slavery is bad. The hottest
of days. Spicy as sushi. Shall we say? Okay. Now, oh gosh. Right. So there's two questions
in the third question book. I can hear your disappointment already. Yeah. Well, here's
the thing, Hell. Teacher. Oh. Well, here's the thing. Colin put the cockfraughtler. That
is not the weapon. It was built by Horus Lubacal. But what about his armor? Good effort. We'll
get to that. Oh no. I'm just going to say that Hal and Eli both got a point for world
breaker, which is yes. It's such a cool name. I didn't want to say. Yeah. I didn't want
to say mention his lightning talent lightning claw because it's boring. It's just the talent
of Horus and everyone knows that because it's got his name in it. Yeah. But the armor, none
of you got correct. But I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll start with Colin because Primaris eradicators,
I guess that sounds like nothing. That's like the one basic. Oh, the dog deep for an answer.
I didn't find gold. So I, so I can't. That is, that speaks of panic. Just speaks of panic.
At least Eli didn't, didn't give an answer. So no points for Eli. And how put Thomas the
tank engine for some reason. Because I was just imagining Horus on the battle. He says
choo choo motherfucker. I wish, you know, the, but the, the music about the Thomas the tank
in like, I just, you know, that the memes were like, it's really loud and the, the,
yeah. And they, the ramblers like, come on, come on. Oh my God. I love that. The bread
on the lamp spread. Do you think Horus ever, ever bricked anyone up alive in a tunnel?
He's like the kind of thing he would do. That happened to Thomas the tank engine. That was
a thing. I'm not making that up. We don't endorse, we don't endorse that on law crimes.
The Lord protects. To be honest, I love the, the steam forged like edits where they have
like the messed up Thomas the tank engine with, I think you've probably seen it with
like the chaos version where you've got all the spikes and the, the aim pointed star and
you're like, that thing is terrifying. You love that. You've never seen that. I know
what it is. I'm just, I'm just perplexed by you enjoy that. I enjoy, I enjoy what it's
modded into Skyrim as the dragons. And all you see is Thomas chew chewing to large. I
was always a bigger fan of macho man, Randy Savage dragon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Anyway, enough
silliness we have now embarked upon a great journey together. I have a little halo reference
for Colin there. Um, a nice little journey to round two, the intermediate section of
the quiz. How are we feeling everyone? Can I make another halo reference here? Okay.
Let's say the results will be a monument to our sins. Very good. Very good. Oh yeah. I
regret coming to this quiz. I regret invading the podcast. I certainly regret the core.
My record is like, yes. Have you got one Eli? Oh, I don't. I'm sorry. Oh, it's a shame.
That would have been great. Okay. Well, nevermind. It's okay. We're all friends here. Uh, so
we're going to begin with question number four. Let me just check my list. So question
number four is, is again, it's going to get a bit trickier now. What was the name of the
planetary governor who injured Horus and turned him to chaos on the moon of Davin? Yo. Yo.
First book. Ah, one is not Horus Rising. Is it? Oh, is this a second book? Second book.
Second book. Horus. Oh man. I tell you, I tell you, he was in charge of this and he
was like, wha, I hit you. And everyone's like, Whoa, he hit Horus. That's pretty impressive
for like just a dude. And then that was the start of his corruption to chaos. And then
I've had Colin's answer and I am not impressed. Uh, I've had Eli's answer. Life of me. I am
less impressed than Colin. I am more impressed than Collins, but I'm still not impressed
with Eli's answer. You're reminding me of when I had to give a bunch of kids a lecture
that they didn't take their online test in time. That's, that's how I'm feeling right
now. That's the energy I'm projecting. Am I a disappointed teacher going, oh, this is,
I'm not sure if my answer is appropriate to be honest. Oh no. Okay. I can change my answer
if it's too much. No, we're going to have to say that's your answer. Okay. Um, I did
say it was going to ramp up in difficulty, but still question number five, who was the
first Primarch that Horace met? Now I'm going to give you a disclaimer here. I'm not going
to count Alpharius because his book, the insinuation is he was there at the start, but even if
he met Horace first, he probably wouldn't have projected himself as Alpharius. So I'm
not counting it. We're talking about to Horace's knowledge, the first Primarch he met. Alpharius
met Horace. Horace didn't meet Alpharius. Exactly. Yeah. I had to get that out of the way before
everyone in the comments like, um, actually, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Alpharius, no Alpharius in the comments today. We're not having it. Good thing I have a one
in 17 chance. Yo, this Alpharius about to meet at about the fucking get the joke out.
I'm going to say this Alpharius about to make me act up. I've had an answer from Colin and
how I'm waiting for guess trick. This could be, I think I remember, I do remember saying
this is actually quite a cool moment, but I won't give anything away to Eli because
he must suffer. I don't want to lose. Tough times. Okay, well, we have come to question
number seven, which or have we? Let me just, oh, no, sorry. Question number six. I'm sorry.
We've come to question number six, which is the last question of the intermediate section.
Aristide Kell, assassin of the Sigillite, attempted to assassinate Horace early in the
heresy. I mentioned him earlier. Horace used an Astartes of his legion as a decoy who was
killed in his stead, wearing his armor. What was the name of the Astartes?
Do you know what's funny? Do you know what's really funny is I've read, I read this book
not long ago and the problem is this book is so forgettable. I liked it. I thought it
was cool. No, it's like, it is forgettable. It is forgettable. I mean, it was rememberable
enough for me to put this in the quiz. I mean, I enjoyed the book though, because it had,
you know, Val'dor, spoiler alert, Val'dor was there. And there's like that really cool
moment is that we have like the finger guns, doesn't he? And he's like, he's like, I bring
with me like the displeasure or like, you know, something with the Emperor, and he just
points finger guns at like the local guys and starts firing, they all start exploding.
Oh, man. Please tell me everyone else is like suffering as well.
I had the answer before he finished the question. But I mean, maybe I'm wrong. You never know.
As for the discord, I'm just going to put it on the edit. During all this confusion,
Colin has posted a picture of I think it's Gordon behind a brick wall in a tunnel in
the general chat.
Henry, I believe.
Yeah, they bricked up Henry.
Why did they do that?
I don't know.
That saddens me. I'm gonna end the quiz now because I'm gonna go cry for my engine boy.
No, not really.
I can't lose now.
I've got the blue, I've got the Thomas blues. So that was an interesting round. How are
we feeling about those questions in the escalation?
I just guessed the name at the end.
I think I got one right, maybe one.
Okay, well, it's about time I put you out of your misery. Let's talk about the results
this round. So, we're gonna start with question number four. The question was, what was the
name of the planetary governor who injured Horus on the moon of Davin? Starting with
Eli in order of appearance. Eli put Eldrad Ulfrain.
Oh no.
That was not correct.
Yeah?
That's like, that was my, that's like your, that's your Kiphas Kane moment, if you know
what I mean.
Give it a moment.
How?
Yeah, I shouldn't be quiet.
How put Gandhi?
He was there. In fact, he was there. This is 100%. The Amber King, stand by that.
Explain yourself this instant.
Have you been playing Civ lately?
This was funny enough, it was a reference to Civ rather than real life Gandhi. Explain
myself. There is no explanation. Straight up, I just believed Gandhi would have done
something like that.
Before he gets the nukes and just goes nuke everyone.
Gandhi with the nukes. No, just straight up, just why not?
And you did mention it Hal, but Colin put Kiphas Kane, famous member of the Death Guard.
Yes.
A nice, ever quiz on the Death Guard. All those many months ago. I think it was two
months ago.
Two months ago.
Two and a bit months. Feels like years. So no one got a point. I am very disappointed.
That's shocking. Very surprised there.
So question number five, who was the first Primarch that met Horus, starting again with
Eli? Eli put Angron, which I'm afraid is incorrect.
So that's a local torn?
No.
Okay, I believe it's going to be.
I will skip Hal for a second because he got it right, but Colin put the Lion. And the
Lion, you'd think like he is the Lord of the First, but unfortunately not. I'm not exactly
sure when the Lion was found, but he wasn't as much of an early bird as some other Primarchs,
to be honest.
Pretty mid, right? Pretty mid.
Mid to be reintroduced to the frat house, shall we say.
What was the answer to the previous question, by the way?
Oh sorry. The previous question, it was Eugen Timber, the planetary governor.
Yeah.
Exactly. I can't believe I missed that.
Sorry, I was so floored by the answers. I thought.
They don't deserve the answer.
Eugene, E-G-E-N. Eugen. It's not quite Eugene.
Mr. Krabs stabbed Horace.
Horace Lupercal.
Horace isn't real. It's actually Mr. Was it the plankton inside?
I'm going to destroy you and the galaxy.
Please make a representation of that. Please. Like just somewhere.
Inside the Eye of Horace is actually like an open little chamber that's just plankton
inside.
Am I guessing that's going to be the clip for today's episode?
Probably.
Okay, well, let's cut the silly short. Hal got it right. It was Leeman Ross. He was the
second to be found. And Horace was, well, would you like to use, you've got the correct
answer. How do you know what Horace's reaction was to meeting Leeman?
He was pouty, to be honest.
He wasn't impressed, was he?
He thought, yeah, he thought Ross was a savage. There's a, isn't it a cool part where like
Ross, obviously he's just come from Fenris. He even said like he just learned the language
in a day or something. So Horace, like, you know, begrudgingly impressed by him. Then
Russ was like, when are we going to fight essentially immediately?
Yeah. And it was an interesting kind of parallel with how it would one day clash at the end,
well, near the end of the Horace heresy and.
All Spain, right? The book.
Yeah. And they would, they would see who would bear out. Although Horace cheated with chaos
steroids, but still anyway. So that was round number two. And I'm just going to quickly
double check the points.
We need to discuss the quiz as it's come so far.
We still have one more answer.
Do we?
I think we do. The, who's the name?
Who got assassinated.
Oh, sorry. I've jumped ahead. But again, it was bad.
All good, all good, man.
That picture of Henry behind the brick wall has really thrown me.
Nightmare inducing.
Yeah. I kind of, I want to hold a vigil for him. Seeing him so sad. So yeah. So number
six was Aristide Kell, the assassin of the sigillite attempted to assassinate Horace.
What was the Astartes put in Horace's place wearing his armor as a distraction, starting
with Eli Horace Axamand. It's a good, good shot, but it is incorrect. I'm afraid.
No, it's not. I, I.
Am I reading a different book?
This is like some character, like it's not like a big name. Is it? It's not like a important
person. He's barely in the first few books and then he disappears when he's shot.
Fair enough. He earned it.
He's literally like, he's a kind of character and then he's no longer a character.
It's kind of hard to fault him that one.
Yeah. He didn't really have a chance. He didn't really get a shot, but um tish. So next, how
put Garrick?
That was an entire guess. I feel like his name began with a G, but I can't remember
his name.
It's not a correct guess. So no points for Hal Eaver. Can Colin, no, he can't.
Hope died immediately.
Colin put Sergeant Major Avery Johnson from Halo. So well done.
You're goddamn right.
With a bang.
That's, I like that. That answer's better to be honest.
So how are we feeling about the quiz before we go into the expert section?
What was the name of the guy?
His name was Luke Sedere.
Wow. That's so ordinary, isn't it?
And it's not spelled L-U-K-E, it's L-U-C.
This is the book where the four assassin bros try to kill him, right?
And then they all fail. And then Aristide Kell, like I said earlier, he goes on the
vengeful spirit to try and kill him again. Then he joins forces with a serf and then
he tries to kill him again, fails. And then Horus turns him to his cause. And then he
fights Nathaniel Garrow at one point and Garrow kicks his ass and goes like...
I'm definitely thinking of a different... Am I thinking of the book called like a, I
think it's called like a literally assassin orm or something like that. And it has the
picture of the...
Someone like that, yeah.
The end of the book that I read ends with the vindicare, like jumping out of the spaceship
and shooting Horus and then he misses.
Yeah.
Nemesis is the one.
Yeah, Nemesis, yeah. But he survives. He boards the vengeful spirit and he lays low and he
tries to kill him and then Horus is impressed and he goes, you did pretty good. And he uses
his mega charisma to be like, you know what?
I don't remember him doing that.
He's a bit cringe.
Maybe Hal's right. I guess it's not rememberable.
He smiles.
Horus smiles.
He's probably the last page of the book is. He tries to kill Horus and he fails.
Yeah, he does.
The odd part about this is, was it, well, Luke, whatever his name is, he like descends
down the ramp wearing Horus's armor. You have to think about the fact that somehow this
legionary fit into Horus's armor, which I think is really funny because he must have
had my little, like little, you know, people have like, he's like 5'11", 6'1", I think.
I like to imagine he was like cosplay boots, like people used to look taller. You just
had to wear those around the whole time.
To be fair, there's that whole thing in the path of heaven where Kin-Jar wears Jagatai's
armor and he uses that as a ruse against Eidolon when he's like, I have killed the Khan and
then he takes his helmet off and it's like, wait, you're not Jagatai. And he's like, ah,
I fooled you. Lalalalala. And then he dies and then they escape.
It's a sad moment for Quin-Jar.
Yeah, we love Quin-Jar. He's cool. So yeah, scores on the doors at the end of the second
round. In third place, we have Colin with 2.
Respectable, respectable.
Taken.
And second place with 3 points, we have Eli with 3.
Very respectable still, very respectable.
And in first place with 4 points, we have Hal.
Yeah, screw the respect, I'm winning boys!
It's a close one, I gotta be honest, this is a very close game.
I'll take my wins where I can because I won't be in the lead for long. I can just feel it.
Well, if you thought the last round's questions were tricky, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Oh no.
Because we don't play around when it comes to the expert section, do we chaps?
No.
No, says the quiz master who has done the Alpha Legion quiz, which was crazy.
It had to be tough, it was Alpha Legion.
Okay, well, time for some revenge as some might say.
So with that said, Mr. I'm in first place, question number 7.
And this is gonna getcha.
Whilst raised on Cephonia, what was Horus's childhood name?
Oh man.
I'll give you a hint.
It was Mongolian, in basis, as far as our history.
I... this is difficult because I can't remember if I have heard this before or not.
Is this in a book?
Can you tell me that?
If it's in one of the books, I might be able to...
Or is that an extra clue?
I mean, everything's pretty much in a book, isn't it?
No, but as in, do you know which book it's in?
I can't think of which book it's in, to be honest.
Damn.
Colin's given me an answer and it's an interesting one.
And then we've got one from Eli.
Oh, okay.
It's a very interesting one.
And now we've got...
Okay, so we've had all the answers in.
Okay, so this next question, number 8, has two possible points if you get both right.
So I'm giving you a bone here.
So question number 8 is...
Every Primarch was assigned an Equery to aid them with administrative duties in the Legion.
Horus had two.
What were their names?
I think I know one of them.
And to give you a hint, one died, I believe, and then he was replaced.
So during the heresy he had one, during the Great Crusade, and then the heresy.
One died during the heresy and was replaced with another one.
I think one of them is like...
He dies...
I don't want to give you any clues.
But I think I really...
This is the bit where I love the interactions between Horus and this character.
He has a little kind of nickname for him.
Like an abbreviation of his name.
But some little trivia.
So other Equeries were, for example, in the Thousand Sons, Amon was the Equery to the
Thousand Sons.
Oh yeah.
I'm trying to think of which other Equeries.
Gabriel Santor, I believe, was the Requery to the Iron Hands.
What's the one to Conrad Coors?
Because that's the funniest one out of all of them.
No, it's like...
I can't remember the name of it.
It's the one where him and Sevatar speak, and then basically Sevatar says, you were
chosen because you were a bitch.
And you basically would do everything Conrad would say.
Is that Zaharos?
What's his name?
Oh, what's his name?
Zelforos is the former Chief Librarian.
Yeah, he's the Knight.
I'm thinking of like...
It's like Sharrarite?
It's something close to that.
I think it's like Zahar-Sahal or something like that.
Zahar-Sahal?
Yeah, something like that.
He has a role where he does come back into the 40k, he's lost in time or something stupid
like that.
And he returned and he was like, what happened to everyone?
Everyone looks a little bit juiced up.
Yeah, something's happened, mate.
I gotta be honest.
Also Khan, isn't it?
Khan betrays it, right?
Well, we've had all the answers.
So we are on the last one of the expert section.
And we'll tease, there is going to be a bonus round, so get yourselves ready.
And there's a lot of points in that bonus.
But for now, question number nine.
During the Ullanor campaign, which earned Horus the title of Warmaster, what was the
name of the Orc Warlord who was killed by Horus that earned him his title?
Um...
Bruh.
Bruh is not the right answer.
I feel like this is a trap set up for silly answers, let's be honest.
Man.
Someone get Admiral Akbar.
Oh my lord.
I have an answer from Hal and Eli.
I haven't given-
They are lates with despair.
Careless abandonment.
You guys, you guys, I need a moment.
Give me a moment.
Oh my god.
Give me a moment.
So how are you guys finding this quiz so far?
Eli and, Eli and Colin, how are you feeling?
It hard.
It hard, indeed.
I gave you a goody beginner section.
I'm glad I got a couple I was actually able to get, like, I knew that.
Wow.
And then my lack of reading once again reasserted itself.
To be honest Colin, if you haven't read any of the Horus heresy books, that's basically
all the Horus lore, in a nutshell.
He isn't anywhere else other than the Horus heresy.
It is kind of his thing.
His name is on the template, like the series.
And he doesn't outlast it.
Have you read 40k books then, Colin?
Which ones?
Kyphus Kane?
They're kind, probably.
Kyphus Kane?
They are really good.
There's a sick moment in the last, the most recent Kyphus Kane novel, where an avatar
of Kane-
You know Titanfall, where they drop in from orbit?
One of them does that and it's sick.
Nice.
That does sound pretty cool.
What's up?
The avatar of Kane.
The avatar of Kane drops in.
Titanfall drops from orbit.
Oh.
But he doesn't do a B2 thing where he follows Kyphus around as his buddy and flings to hard
reach places.
He does not enact protocol 3, protect the pilot, on Kyphus Kane.
How many is that would have been?
Okay.
Well, we are um.
Don't sound disappointed, we haven't even heard the answers yet.
Not so much disappointment, it's like, where do I begin?
It's a task.
I think he's reached the final stage of grief acceptance.
What's the technical term?
Like a smorgasbord of cringe?
The technical term, yeah.
Is it a technical term?
100% we're using that from now on.
The smorgasbord, what even is a smorgasbord, whatever it is.
It's a bunch of stuff.
It's a bunch of cheeses and meat and stuff, right?
It's going to food on a platter.
Yeah.
It's a variety of stuff.
Call it a cheese platter, let's not pretend we're smarter than we really are.
It's a cheese platter.
I don't think the guy who invented the word smorgasbord was very smart.
He tried to sound smarter than he really was.
I think he was just having a stroke.
Are you sure he wasn't just German?
That sounds quite German-esque, like a smorgasbord.
No.
It's probably Netherlands.
Maybe Swedish.
Maybe Nordic or something.
Oh, the goody goody smorgasbord.
Anyway, let's not go there.
Anyway, so we are here at the results for, or just drop my notebook, for the expert section.
And we've had a whale of a time getting these answers.
And it's an interesting bunch, if I'm honest, to start off with question number seven.
What was Horus's childhood name while raised on Cofonia?
None of you got this right, but I will read them out anyway.
So Eli put, goofy little guy, funny little cutie Primark baby boy.
I thought that was a good guess.
That's amazing.
Just that in one word alone.
It's not bad.
How put Negus?
Negus.
I always thought he might be like, it's like the Ethiopian name of King.
So something King like.
It's not far off, but I can't give you even a half point because it's not quite there.
You literally have three, three out of six letters of the, no, four, four of the letters,
but you're missing two, which completely changes the word.
So you're really close, but I'm afraid I can't give you a point for that.
And Colin put Kublai, which is a fair effort.
Kublai Khan.
There was that.
What's brought into it?
Well, there is actually a Primark in, not Primark, a chapter master in the White Scars
called Kublai, because of course there is, who gets basically slain by the dark Eldar.
And so Korsaro Khan, the master of the hunt, avenged him because his name was put in the
Scrolls of Vengeance, where they just go, we don't like this guy.
He didn't die.
So they just go and hunt him.
And they did.
Anyway, the correct answer was Nergui.
So N-E-R-G-U-I.
And that Longolian means no name, which is to avert misfortune from the child.
Kublai was kind of an interesting tie there.
It was an interesting vibe.
But it wasn't correct, I'm afraid.
So question number eight.
Every Primark was assigned two anechary and Horus had two.
Eli put Horus Axamand and the old guy who goes with Nathaniel Garrow.
I think you mean Eacton Cruz.
Probably.
I'm afraid neither of those are correct though.
He likes his little Horus, doesn't he, little Horus Axamand.
He's very memorable.
I do like Eacton Cruz though, but he does actually get killed by Horus when he is confronted
by him and the knight's errand on the vengeful spirit prior to Leem and Russ and his space
wolves invading.
And he's like, my old son, swipe.
And then Garveal Oaken's like, bruh, he was like, my mentor, I don't like you even more.
So that's that.
Hal put Haster Ser Janus, which is a fair one.
He died pretty much prior to the Horus heresy.
That is incorrect.
But you did put Malegas, or you put Malegahurus.
I didn't know how to spell his name.
I thought Haster Ser Janus was his like, he's like his good friend or something, wasn't
he?
He was part of the Mourn of Al.
He was like the first captain before, I think he was the first captain before Abaddon.
I think.
I like his name too, Haster.
It's pretty nice reference there.
It's a very good guess, but it's incorrect.
But you do get a point for Malegahurus.
So I will give Malegahurus the twisted was indeed his equity before his replacement.
And Colin put Sigmar Unbergon and Diedrich Kastner.
I applaud that.
That's a fantasy thing.
Indeed.
Well, you should know who Sigmar is.
You'd feel for him.
I know Sigmar, but yeah.
And Diedrich Kastner was Archaon's name before he fell to chaos.
And then-
Isn't that his stolen name?
Isn't it his stolen name?
Kastner's not even-
He was given the name by, it was the name of a knight he served.
And then when the knight was slain, he was given the name by the knight's lady.
I thought he nicked it.
I don't think he just stole it.
He was a pretty honorable guy at first and then he destroyed Warhammer Fantasy.
It's actually too fair.
I love the meme of like, it was basically the end times are basically knight goblins'
fault because they didn't crunk Diedrich.
You know the part in his story where the knight goblins attacked the knight he serves and
they didn't get him.
So basically, his knight goblins are essentially responsible for the entire end times.
That's why we hate them all.
Malachan deserves all the blame.
I mean, the true Phoenix King?
I mean, pretend Phoenix King, yes.
Before this escalates, before this escalates and gets dangerous, I'm going to reveal the
results from the question number nine, which was during the Ulanor-
I should mention, question number eight, it was Malachust and then it was Argonis who
were the equaries.
So before I forget to mention- Malachur is the guy with the bad arm?
Yeah, he's the one who's always like- He's known as the twisted.
And he struggles a lot because he's got all these augmatics and he has like labored breath.
He's having a hard time.
He's having a very hard time.
He's been working a lot.
Twisted.
Question number nine was during the Ulanor campaign, which was when the emperor was doing
the Great Crusade to kill all the orcs, they went to their homeworld Ulanor and they beat
them up.
Horus earned the title of War Master by killing the orc warlord.
What was his name?
Eli put the beast version one, which isn't necessarily incorrect, but it is incorrect.
I mean, it's kind of- Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't give you beast one.
I kind of like Howe's answer.
He just put Piers Morgan.
Seems like kind of the beast that the emperor might fight.
Just imagining an orc war overlord on- Was it America's Got Talent he was on for a brief
stint?
Unfortunately.
I'm not sure anyone would- Piers Morgan getting crunked in Warhammer.
I'm pretty sure everyone might enjoy that reference to be honest.
And Colin put Orc Warlord of Ulanor, which is- It is correct.
It is technically correct.
That's kind of genius.
That's not correct enough.
That's kind of genius.
I'm sorry.
I said, what was his name?
And that's a title, I'm afraid.
No, his name was Orc Warlord of Ulanor.
The Orc Warlord of Ulanor.
No, no, no.
His name was Erlak Urg.
What, say that again?
Erlak Urg.
That's just like a name you say when you're drunk.
Erlak Urg.
I think I've made that noise throwing up at the toilet before.
That's how they make someone an inkling, isn't it?
That's how they do it.
But fear not, do not despair because we do have a bonus round.
Now the scores at the moment, it is again, Colin still has two points, Eli still has
three points, but Hal has bumped up to five points.
Yes!
And I'm gonna say this right now.
Each correct answer on the bonus round will give you a point.
And there are a potential of seven points in this round.
I could lose this.
As a fun little tidbit, I have mentioned over half of these people during the quiz as little
asides and also answers and stuff like that.
So I'm giving you a lot of help with this bonus round.
But here we go.
Let me just check my timestamp.
So bonus round.
Horus has survived many wounds during his conquest of the galaxy.
Name me every combatant and ally whom has injured the War Master.
We're not talking about grazed his armor.
We're talking about has, and this involves killing him or injuring him.
It could be a flesh wound.
It could be a mortal wound.
There are, as far as I can tell from my research, seven potential answers.
This is quite genius because it means we should have been paying attention earlier.
I peppered them in to help out.
I like how like I've just, I'm just looking at the discord at the moment and I'm just
seeing rampant typing amongst all three of you.
Like I, I'm, this is difficult because I'm trying to remember it.
Oh man, I'm struggling on this one.
I will, I will say I have already mentioned one, two, three, four of the people, four
of the potential seven answers.
I have already mentioned them.
God damn, I need to try to remember the guy's name.
Please tell me everyone else is struggling.
I don't know.
Oh sorry.
Six, six potential answers.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Four assets.
So two thirds of them I've already mentioned on the podcast.
So the six as in to wound it, to what extent?
Cause I'm thinking there might, there might be an answer where it's technically up for
debate if he actually wounded him.
Well, well you can explain it.
If it's one of those kinds of ones we can debate and if I think it's valid, we'll say,
yeah, that's a point.
But from my reckoning, there are six and this involves not just mortal wounds, but also
just an injury that isn't fatal, but it's an injury.
Damn that's a good, that's a good question.
Trying to think about is he here like stubbed his toe?
Yeah, but I'm not going to be like, Oh, the rock that he stubbed his toe on is an art.
Like no, no.
Unless the rock was a named character.
It has to be a character.
I can't remember.
I can't remember the name of the governor or the assassin to be honest.
Oh, Colin's done a very good, Oh, he's done a very good job.
Okay.
I've had a result from Hal.
I forgot this.
How has done, how has done less well than Colin?
Oh man.
That's cause he's a, might have a resurgent winner at this point.
Oh no.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I can't remember.
I had a sixth name.
Take your time.
One more, one more.
Hold on.
All right.
You got time.
You've got time to add another one if you want.
Oh man.
I love the tension.
I feed off the tension like yes.
Okay.
I got it.
I committed.
I committed it.
You committed.
Have you?
I think, I think I might've gotten, I can't remember the name for the two you said earlier,
but I think this might be a good list.
Okay.
So, right.
I guess we'll start with Eli then.
Uh, let me just check the answers briefly.
There's some very good answers here.
So I added this question because I thought that the second and third parts of the quiz
were quite harsh.
So I wanted to give a potential point to really like rake in some points.
A bit of breathing room.
Yeah.
And just to like also pepper some answers in casually so that if you're paying attention,
you'll also be rewarded.
So to start with Eli, Eli put Lehman Russ, the Emperor, Maybe Sanguineous, Indicade Assassin,
Eugene Erebus, Abaddon, in brackets, Clone Horus Lull, Maybe Alpharius.
So that's pretty strong.
Pretty strong at some places.
I'll say everyone's before I mark anyone.
So Hal put the Emperor, Lehman Russ, Sanguineous, in brackets, Wound Allowed the Emperor to
Kill, and Abaddon.
Okay.
So all input Lehman Russ, the Emperor, Eugene, the Planetary Governor, Erglak Erg, and Frumpak
Frumpak Lak, Philpore Sinkwal, Gottrick, Gurnison, and Nihanas.
I like the Gottrick there.
Right.
So I'm going to start with Eli because he was first.
So Lehman Russ, the Emperor, Eugene, and Abaddon.
I will give you four points for that because, and here is the point, Sanguineous didn't
injure Horus, he just made a nick in his armour.
So I'm not counting Sanguineous.
Oh no.
But Lehman Russ stabbed him with the Dionysian Spear, the Emperor obliterated him from his
existence, Eugene turned him with a stab from an anaphaim to Chaos, and Abaddon literally
killed him as a clone, so I will count that.
Hal, Hal the Emperor, that's a point, Lehman Russ, that's a point, Sanguineous is not a
point, but Abaddon is a point.
So I'll add three points for Hal, and Colin put Lehman Russ, that's a point, the Emperor,
that's a point, Eugene Timber, that's a point, and that's basically all you get, I'm afraid.
Ah well.
So...
Which I mean, Gottrick doesn't return our main man's Gottrick.
Gottrick wasn't in 40k, come on.
If he was, the horse hairs would be much shorter.
I'll grant you, if he was, I'd love to see it, I'd love to hear Brian Blessed having
a scrap with, is it Jonathan Keeble, who usually does a lot of good voice work, is like, or
is it like, Jonathan Keeble is like, who are you?
And he's like, I'm Gottrick!
And he just stabs him with an axe.
But that was a very interesting round, and it's evened out the scores a fair bit actually,
so I'm quite pleased.
Oh no.
Right, we still won, kill out.
I like how Gottrick is like, nah, I had fun.
I had a good time, and I'm the real winner because of that.
I was here.
I mean, before we conclude, what are your thoughts on the quiz, so this quiz guys, did
you have fun, did you enjoy it?
I did.
Yes.
I always have fun with the quizzes, always a good time.
The twist about if we were paying attention is really throwing me off, because that was
a kick in the nuts.
I should have remembered the goddamn Eugene guy.
Well that's the thing, I like how, I think of everyone, Colin did the best with the last
round because he actually put questions, he put answers to the question that he wouldn't
have known before the quiz, but because he was listening, he actually got points, so
well done to Colin in that regard.
The more you know.
The more it makes you feel better, Eugene Krabs was the main reason I remembered.
No way.
You stick man.
Okay.
Oh Lord.
So we have come to the final scores on the doors.
Drum roll please.
I'm getting drums.
Drums playing now.
I don't have the...
I smacked out my counter.
So in third place with five points was Colin.
Well done Colin.
Yay.
I'll take it.
Now the other scores in the quiz are seven points and eight points.
So it's a close game.
But in second place is Eli.
And so with eight points winning is Hal.
Well done Hal.
I doubted myself for a second there.
I thought you were gonna...
I was like no.
That was very good.
Victory is mine.
Another stud goes onto your counter.
What was the answers?
So the answers I had for the final round were Leman Russ, Malegas the Twisted because he
stabs Horus with a dagger to preserve his life, the Emperor because he kills him, Eugene
Temba, Abaddon kills the clone and here's the tricky one, Malkador.
He throttles him with his psychic power because there's a bit where the Khan, Alpharius and
Horus are having a go at the Malkador and the Emperor for removing one of the lost Primarchs
statues and they're like you shouldn't erase their history blah blah.
And Horus gets a bit big for his boots and like Malkador just psychically grabs him,
pushes him to his knees and chokes him nearly to death.
And so I counted that as a point as well.
Unfortunately he was enjoying it so you know.
He's enjoying it a lot.
What Horus or Malkador?
Both if.
Brilliant.
How did you join that?
That's pretty good man.
Good quiz.
I think we did, we all actually performed quite well so that's a first I think.
We used to either we're all suffering or we're all winning.
We actually all performed so that's pretty cool.
Other than that, Horus is big daddy.
We like him.
He is, he truly is.
He was right.
I like Gilliman.
We know he's doing the Gilliman quiz then.
Not next time though.
Well speaking of our future quizzes, Colin would you like to say what the next quiz will
be?
Of course.
Now you know the thing with Warhammer villains is sometimes they might have a little bit
of sympathy to them.
Like you know I wouldn't say anyone, you know they're good people but they might have something
like you know I can almost see how you came to do what you did.
There's almost a shade of understanding in there.
The quiz, the subject of the next quiz, none of that.
Biggest piece of garbage in history, biggest piece of human garbage and then biggest piece
of undead garbage because you can't keep a good lich down and next quiz will be the great
necromancer Nagash.
I love Skellapope Supreme.
The original bone daddy.
The original bone daddy?
Bone daddy?
You're in daddies Hal, I'm getting close.
I have a problem.
I'm here to confess that.
I'm excited for that 100%.
Tune in next time to see just how much of an asshole someone can be.
Oh god.
Hang in tight boys.
Thank you all so much for watching.
If you played along let us know what kind of scores you got.
If it was an easy quiz or a tough quiz or if you, how you feel about Horus at the end
of it let us know how you feel about the evil bald man.
Let me know if you've also never read a Horus heresy novel.
Someone please.
As a lore channel in Harama.
Tell us what you think in the comments.
Thank you all for listening and we'll see you all next time.
Take care everyone.
Bye.
Peace.