And pancreas Colin's answer is licking them slash giving them giving the enemy that cluck cluck 3000
You found that me getting the channel in trouble and then what is this next quiz can't blame them that much
Hello and welcome to lore crimes today I will be hosting a quiz for how the amber king
Andy the Remembrancer and Colin whose pancreas does not work
The topic is slanesh, uh, also known as the best chaos god. So how are the contestants feeling today starting with how
Oh, um
I feel like i've been targeted here because slanesh slanesh
Perhaps slanesh is my ting brethren slanesh is my I I enjoy
the uh
That's to say I enjoy slanesh a bit too much. It's uh more relatable than the other gods. So i'm i'm uh,
I'm okay. I'm I feel confident
Yeah, all right. Very good. Very good. We'll see. Uh, you're coming up on my uh
Two wins for the quizzes. So yeah, you can't win this one. So
Uh, how are you feeling mr. Andy?
I am feeling okay, but I
I'm a good boy
I don't know much about the chaos gods that the imperium doesn't tell me about and they say they are really naughty
So I am not I am not going to do well in this quiz because
I do not have a current subscription to any naughty websites. I do not have any weird decadent desires
Unlike yourself and how?
You are a big slanesh slanesh fan. Like I'm assuming if you could you get a slanesh body pillow possibly
I don't know
Let me find heresy. I'll do i'll do adequately for a good boy. Let's just say that
All right, and uh, what about you colin?
Uh, you know, i'm i'm feeling okay on slanesh lord not great. I'll be honest, but that being said
My search history would cause psychic damage. So I won't be able to do that
That'll that'll help my handicap
nice
Okay, I I have a fair bit of questions and I think
A few of them are quite easy. So I have faith that you guys can all get at least five points. I bet
I wouldn't I wouldn't get your hopes up
We will see let's start with a with a nice one, uh, who is slanesh's rival?
awesome
Okay, that's a little bit
You start your woman. I can tell you you're very much into something just because you're warming me up here
Yes
I mean, they're all kind of rivals, but there's like who's more of a rival. Who's the main rival?
Andy, please
I'm i'm thinking of two just because I know there's two others who are big rivals with each other
And i'm like, can you really share a rival and then we'll see can you have more than one?
And then we'll see can you have more than one?
Unless like sharing so it's fine. The answer to this one is commonly
Caught wrong for a lot of regular people. I think I feel like it's a symmetry thing like i'm thinking there's there's one
Obvious pick but I feel like no I feel like there's one god in particular who's a bit like, oh
Don't like you
All right. Let's move to the next question and that is what is slanesh's sacred number?
Your
Oh, it might be tricked off so early on I think I might have had that one
I think I know some of the other ones
uh
I know corns, but that's not exactly helpful at the moment
Oh, I think I know the answer but i'm doing a fun answer instead
Respectable
Your
I think i'm already stumped here. There's a really easy number I could put here for a very cheap
I think you know what's funny. I'm just it's a one it's between a one and a ten, isn't it? So I have a one in ten
That's probably giving away too much, isn't it? Uh, honestly, I think I think it's this I think it's this
I know I think I know most the other ones funny enough, but so it has to be this one
How's everyone else doing on this by the way, I'm feeling reasonably confident oh damn it
Okay, I am pleased on to the next question. Uh, what do the aldari commonly call slanesh?
This one's a slam dunk
Is this a title or is this a um name?
I mean both it's what they are what they always reference her as. Okay. Okay. I think i'm okay
I think uh, I think colin this was one this one's a right up your alley, isn't it?
It was exactly what it uh of my alley
I think if anyone uh, who's listening to this, I think we may slightly cover this in the aldari podcast
So they want to check that one out after this episode. That would be uh, we we just
After this episode that would be uh, we just super appreciate it
Can do it right? All right
All right. One one more question in the beginning section and I would like you to all name two positive traits of slanesh
What oh no, um positive positive, um, okay
um
oh, bro, like
That's a tricky one because there's it's kind of
not
Oh, is this is there a bit of leeway in this question like interpretation? Yeah, there's nothing like completely
set in stone
because i'm just
if someone yeah, like
I'm feeling very mid on my answer. I'm not feeling bad. I'm definitely not feeling good
Very mid stunning mid
It is a resounding c average
Little bit of a
If you were to make a dragon ball z reference to how you're feeling right now, which character would you be?
uh
See the problem with that is we have vegeta and goku and then we have everyone else
How many options was it? Sorry three or four?
Two isn't it? It's just two just looking for two answers. Oh, okay. Oh, i've got more than two
Oh, wow, okay. I'm feeling very uh super trunks out of super saiyan 2 gohan
Oh, no
Bro, I feel like I haven't
oh, I i'm reasonably confident in the answers i've given but
I mean like it's slanish. So you could be
Interpretation of positive could be taking a do a stretch. So we say yeah. Yeah, let's see. Let's see
Pain
Okay, well that's the beginning section shall we go through
Everyone's answers review time for it
Okay, so I have and he's open right here
So I look at that
Uh, so the first one actually everyone got right and slasher's rival is indeed corn. So good job corn
I guess I got a score here. Don't I feel like because this is what I was making
I was thinking originally nurgle because corn hates siege, but then i'm like, well
Corn's an easy target. So he probably has everyone hates corn. They're like you just suck. I hate you
So I was like, yeah corn makes sense
I think it's
I think it what isn't it? Like there's like a kind of is it obscure law that corn was like originally
Like the strongest or something and then z sorry z was the strongest and then corn just went no
I'm gonna cripple you my dude
You know
Hammer to the kneecap sort of thing and then nurgle was too too busy making soup and then
They were like, oh and who's this? Oh, who's this upstart? Get out of here. Oh eldar god
Cringe and then corn like get out out of my room
See day
You're knocking a fan of eldar doesn't hurt me because hal just pulled a fantasy lore reference so that outweighs my angry
I wasn't I was just saying that's probably how corn sees it
I think he's not very happy about it angry
All right, he's got his thing slumash actually stole corns axe once that might be wrong, but i'm pretty sure that was a thing that happened
What's the name of his axe?
Oh, i don't know. Yeah, right. I'm mickley chaffee mick chaffee face
Chai, all right
uh on to number two
Uh slumash's sacred number is indeed six. Mr
Uh, andy wrote 69 dude air guitars
So he gets uh 0.5 for that. It was a it was a bill and ted reference. I couldn't resist
So 69 dudes willy willy willy. Yeah, right
Oh man, it was that is 69 excepted as like a kind of if you have no other answer if you put six
Yeah, it's like a half point. I gave I gave him half
All right, but uh colin and uh, hal you guys got it right obviously
See the see it's not so bad so far guys are doing real good
but anyways question number three everyone got right and
The aldari calls slumash she who thirsts
Yes, I was uh, did someone just do the Hannibal Lecter sound there some father beans nice kyan t
Oh, okay, it's appropriate
I was I thought about putting a she who thirsts in brackets thirst traps. Um, but I thought
That might lose me the point. So I
I uh start to myself
We're good. Why still all right and the final question of the beginner section
Uh hal and colin you guys
Got it, right. I don't know. I don't know if how many points I can really give to andy
Uh, what's the real answer?
No, it's like joy passion art love beauty
perfection
Etc, etc
Well, I just had multiple options so you can you know, you can get uh, andy, would you like to read your answer?
I said, um last long time wink wink
And able to enjoy the joe rogan experiences clips about dmt
Oh man, that just hits deep that's crazy. Andy. Have you ever done dmt?
I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. Don't ever get in a cage with a chimpanzee. They're crazy
I know jiu-jitsu. I'll get him
I don't know. I don't I don't know if I can give
points for that
That's okay. I don't want to
Question number two, I knew the answer to but i'm like
Actual answer, you know, that's very fair podcast then then maybe not win
And yeah, I understand my strategy. Did you have like palpatine in your age like do it and just do it do the wrong?
Oh, yes, I had I had seven different
glorious
Nice
all right, uh, so this is the intersection overall hal and colin both have four whole points and
Andy I believe has 69
Points one two. He has two two and a half. Although I feel like
Last long time
I mean, I guess you could yeah, you get a half point for that
And make your make your wife happy or whatever, you know, so I guess
Anyway, we're warhammer fans. We're not married
Uh
Hobbies impending doom anyways
Let's uh, let's move on to the intermediate questions
I don't think these are too hard
So the first question is what are the beast like demons of slaneche?
I'll give you one hint. They're the ones with a lot of boobs
oh
when you say beast is it
Greater like they they're lesser demon
Uh, and they crawl on all fours
oh
Damn it. Oh, you're coming to me again
At least I think it's coming to me that sound
And they are they are called beasts of slaneche. I'll say that that is something that they call them
Oh, man, I think um
Is it the one with the really i'll say the one the really long tongue that might be all of them
Um, there's unfortunately there's a there's two with the really long tongue. There's one of the two is the answer
oh
There are a really generic response because I don't know the name. I have two
In my head i'm gonna pick one
The next question is about these so you're gonna find out what the right answer is right away
Oh, it looks like we got one right answer
Oh, he's not gonna give it away. Is it?
I'm open that's me because we're about to find out so describe the special ability of the fiend of slaneche that he uses to
Mesmerize its foes. Oh, okay. I got that one wrong then
Yeah, he got the answer the next question oh I can't change it though. Oh, um, oh god
Oh god
Describe the special ability of the fiend of slaneche that he uses to mesmerize its foes. You can't change it now
You're locked in. I don't know this one. I don't know the special ability. Oh, man. Good answer from colin
Are you is this a total war? No, my gosh good answer from uh, andy
Yeah, I did have a slight headache to clarify what I meant by that
I'm gonna i'm gonna have to take a like a shot in the dark. I'm not gonna lie
um
Damn it was house nickname of school as well shot in the
I didn't go to school. Uh, with any nicknames like that, I swear
Oh, they were much worse. Um, what was your nickname at school colin?
Yeah, people just called me by my last name
That sounds not too bad to be fair, um my
Not weird tidbit of eli lore here. My nickname in elementary school was baby hobo
Why
Baby why
I I don't know and I mean ever since then my my p.li be li
Uh anything with li at the end, you know, that's uh, yeah
Baby hobo
That should have been the channel name
It's not eli anymore, it's just baby hobo. Oh my gosh these answers back to okay back to baby
Moving on to the next question you guys
I don't know if I want to move on. Oh my gosh
No, do we have I think i'm I think i'm over-stomulated by that that's just too much
Okay, okay
Um next question is what is the name of the slaneshi herald who is famous for her dancing?
Oh, no
I was so happy. There's like one slaneshi herald character. He just gotta remember who it is
Is this okay, um, is this one a title
I'm either right because games workshop is uncreative or i'm very very wrong
I feel like this one is I think I know who this is but I think it is it
Um, is it okay to ask if it's like a title? Yeah, not just uh, I I guess
I would need to reread the lore
Like I I guess is you call it like I mean it's a demon demons like
I don't know. It doesn't really sound like a demon name. I guess to be fair. I don't know if I was
It's not like local. It's not like a million syllables or whatever
so
Can I can is it is it named after a historical figure?
Uh change my answer. Okay. Okay, you can change your answer. I was about to say
Howard have some conviction in your answers. I refuse
Yes, let me see what colin changes
Oh, very good. Nothing too offensive
I like andy's answer
Thank you. Okay last last one on the intermediate. I think you guys can all get this one
And it is what are the names of both the alien race and the demon sword that slenesh used to corrupt fulgrum and the emperor's children
Oh easy out of fun
This should have probably been in the beginners
uh, yeah
I think uh, to be fair unless you really have read I guess the horrors heresy books you it won't really come up
Yeah
Correct
Yeah, oh god colin's in pain here
Um, but you guys haven't read many of the horrors heresy books. Have you like i've I had I read them as on demand
Shall we say?
but I I I definitely read this one about fulgrum and I remember the uh, the scene where he
He finds us to say the sword and that's like um, boy
Huff, you know, I mean NSF, you know, I mean
Don't touch the
Okay, okay
So that's the intermediate section
Let's see for the first question, which was what are the beasts like demons of slenesh?
Uh, I believe only how got it right. So that is right. Uh, colin said seekers of slenesh
andy
said
Uh, sake by question marks
Oh, I almost put seeker to be fair. I I chose between that
and mr. Howe said the
Fiend of slenesh, which is the correct answer
Yes
There he is you guys you guys gotta beat him
I'm gonna be tied with him if you uh, if you don't beat him
I I've resigned myself to my fate that I will never win the quiz
I would just win I would just win like the the the support and adoration of the viewers going. Oh, isn't he funny?
I don't know my answer for the last question might uh might be taking that title from you
I don't know. Okay. Yeah, we're we're playing you guys are playing checkers. We're playing chess
Okay
So for the question after that, which was what was the special ability of said fiend?
uh
Andy said slut drop
Yeah
Like from a certain height or like
Is that like a wwe move have you ever been have you ever been to a club in the 21st century?
like
And they're like kind of just like they're just kind of all to like
It's like one derivation from twerking my let's say that are we gonna get in trouble that's probably fine you call my special move
All right how's how's answer is twerks in among us good
Data and pancreas collins answer is licking them slash giving them
Giving the enemy that gluck gluck 3000
You found that
We're talking about me getting the channel in trouble and then
What gluck 3000 is a smash quiz. I can't blame them that much
unfortunately, uh, everyone got this one wrong and the answer is basically they
uh secrete perfume like substances that render the enemy numb and
Unaware, then they stab them a bunch. Then once the next substance goes away. They're in like complete agony and it's horrible
And can you guys clear something up for me? Why is it the hal and eli? Why do you guys like slanish so much? What's with that?
It's cool
Eli can go first I think
It's
It's probably biased because fulgrum was the first horse heresy book I ever read
Also, though. I do like slanish because I think she's actually quite interesting and has a lot of potential
Whereas like I don't know the other chaos the other chaos guys have potential too
But slanish has a lot of positive attributes even if they don't look at them
Slanish can be very in-depth if you actually I guess you kind of have to make your own headcanon
But like she is the god of joy and perfection and all that stuff
Which is cool and the aesthetic, you know pink is pink is a cool color
So can't really complain is a pink is a dope color. I think for uh,
for me though, I think
I think of all of them you could say like you're not angry all the time
You're not really fearful of death all the time. You're not really ambitious all the time
You know, I mean for the other gods, but
It's horny
Like the uh, I mean we're all we're all youtubers so we kind of have a thing about
there's always like a
It's like a very quiet fall to slanish. It's always a background. It's never a quick moment
Yeah, that is the other thing there's the sins of slanish are probably the easiest to give into the most prevalent
It's the road to hell essentially. It's not quick
And the stories of finding about that like that. I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced colin
I'm just a rampaging heat in this. That's why
Okay, well that is like this weekend
I'm not the lifeline here. I gotta admit
Reading fulgrum rereading fulgrum made me wish they didn't turn traitor because it's a really sad story
But that is also the thing slanish makes for really
Really good stories because the fall to slanish is very tragic and sad and you don't see it till it's too late
Whereas corin you're just like killing people usually right or nergal you like cry out because you're about to die and you're in horrible pain
It's much more selfish before it's very yeah and subtle sometimes that um, william frakes meme. Yeah
Yeah
The price of perfection anyways
Okay, uh, let's get on to the exciting oh sorry and I we have uh, we have one question two questions left. Sorry
uh
The name of the slanish dancer, which we got two answers. Correct. I do believe
uh andy's
Was cardi b which is not a bad idea. Not a bad answer. That's for sure. Yo, they can be canon 40k
She's the real champion of slanish
Yeah
The answer was the mask of slanish though. So
Hal and colin were correct. Thank you. TTS
Yeah, hal originally had the dancer of slanish, so it's a good thing he changed it
And I also had that
I think I was calling you had that originally. I thought I didn't also I am in calling. Yeah, not hell
uh
Okay, the next question
Was actually a you know, we got an interesting answer and two correct answers
Andy said the larynx slash the blade of the lair which is correct
How only said the lair
We'll see. I think i'm feeling merciful because it is the lair and the lair blade. So I mean it's close enough
For full points
It's yeah, I mean they also call them they also call them the lair I think when they talk about them so I mean like
In the end, it's kind of all the same
Thank you
He doesn't need any help let him suffer
Uh, can colin do you want to do you want to tell the class your answer? Oh, of course so for the race
Oh, he's so keen the race that corrupted fulgurum. Who was it but the bad dragons
And what?
Andy has been google searching to do
No the bad
Pan robot not puff the magic dragon
Pyro the dragon and his mates
And then the sword was what else but the penis
Is
To be honest the saint's road that certain item bad is what I imagine
Yeah, I know what you're talking about in all its floppy glory
Yes, very good
Like it should be like how eli has turned into the disapproving, uh teacher
Like marking our grades like
Settle down settle down. It's not like your your future depends on this
Idiots, I like I like the shift in tone the further he gets the more his hope dies
Anyway bad dragon if you'd like to sponsor the podcast we're open
I mean, you know, I mean I don't want to say anything
I
Am open shape it like a warhammer if you can get a car friend
That's all colin's interested in
ease, okay
Uh, that was that was the intermediate section. You guys are doing pretty good. I only gave one point for the last answer
Uh, by the way, so andy is at four and a half. Hal's at seven colin is at five
It's not it's not looking too bad. Yeah, i'm
I'm very proud. How are you guys feeling last time when it was like one point?
You were in the double digits you do so i'm like i'm doing better
I think as long as we stay away from take like too much tabletop, which is I will admit my weakness. I think
I think i'll be okay
I'm feeling like I hit the projected score eli predicted. So now i'm i'm just done getting things right
Maybe it's roasting. Oh man, how are you guys? How are you guys feeling about the expert section so far?
Well before you go into it. Well, I think uh
You've got to let us know if you're gonna, you know, if you're gonna be a handshake or a slap in the face
Okay, all right, we'll just get into it so the first question is
What was the name of the demon killed by the lost phoenix lord justanta?
What
I don't be spanish. What's
He's the lost phoenix lord of the shining spears
That's not what I wanted. Sorry. I got distracted by the name
Uh, sorry. What was the name of the demon? It was a keeper of secrets. I'll tell you that much
Uh killed by the lost phoenix lord dressedanta
Is this killed permanently?
Or yes from what I from what I could tell. Oh, no, just permanently killed. I'm
I'm and i'm uh, I'm lost my elder laura is failing me here because I don't remember that name
That's that's fine because you're not I mean you're not truly an elder fan. It's just all you know, it's not real
All right. Well, i'll see you out of your house shortly
I'm just gonna stand there menacingly
Okay, I haven't got a real answer so it's time to go funny
Um, I don't know i'm just gonna try that
You've heard it before maybe I actually can't guarantee that
Doesn't get us demonetized. Uh
Oh my god
Thank you colin. No problem. Did you send him an image?
No, I didn't send him an image
Oh, I'm so i'm thinking about how's image now. Oh, yeah
Yeah, enjoy that
Okay, next question
What is the title of the legendary space marine who ventured through every circle of slaneche's realm and now serves her?
oh
I know this this is
I I used to be the name or title of lord
Uh, they're the same thing. Oh, all right. Well
um, I think I
Know, oh, I think I might have this but i'm not he went to kill slaneche
I think I have the i'm not gonna lie. I think have the I have the meme like we had them in the first half and then
It's just gonna be
So
I think I have it
um
I'm not as confident. I'm gonna lie. This is uh, this might be truly expert
I think I read a summary of the story and they only ever referred to him as one thing and I don't think that one thing
Is his name?
Mm. Oh
man
Okay, imagine he has a normal name like just gavin gavin
Gavin of the third
He's so like he's not intimidating at all and that's his that's his specialty
Yeah
All right
Uh slaneche is translated from the aldari name slaneith. What does this mean?
Oh, it's it's not I guessing it's not the earlier one of she who thirsts then is it
Ah, how are we not?
Man you like to probably you like to uh
Ruin us, don't you?
How you cannot talk you did a your first quiz was the alpha legion come on
I think you know that was like that was meant to be hard that one
You know what I mean? If it was an easy
I might say that this lanesh quiz is meant to be hard as well. Okay
These quizzes are great for showing everyone that I don't know what i'm talking about at any given moment
Yeah, you can always tell when colin is thinking really hard because he's not making puns or quips
Is this like a do or don't be a law youtuber
It's just like
Ruin your integrity in a quick
That's a hard do right now ruin your street credo mines wait checks checks notes
Okay, okay the slaneche the aldari term for slaneche, uh is slaneith and the question is what does it mean
Uh, I'd say people are people are coming to me for real lore. They're in trouble
Oh my god, um
I feel like we haven't we might have covered this at some point as well possibly
I don't know if we looked at this in the episode. I don't think we did
It must I feel like i've heard it before like it's it's definitely it's obviously excuse the pun come up. Um, it's definitely come up
All right, that's enough. Yeah, it has come up before
Oh, man, i'm taking one for the team. I've taken one for the
We've had two people take one for the team now
This one's a bit like I would give you a high five colin because I think I know what you
I'm panicking. I'm not gonna lie. Uh, I wanted
To slan it. You're in the lead calm down. I know but I feel like I should I know that I feel like I know this
Somewhere in the bowels of my disgusting mind
Okay, i'm gonna put let's get it out there's a panic answer
Okay, what did he say? Oh my gosh, okay, that's the that's the most degenerative one so far
Oh, really? Well, no, no, it's not. It's just make make in front of Harry Potter fans spoilers
um
Okay, so that's the oh no, sorry. There's one question. You almost got away. You almost got away. Um the last question
Other than the bonus round
Uh name every circle in slanesha's realm. There are six of them
Okay, i'll have fun with this
This is
They're worth one point each. This has been a while
um
Now this is this is in like the actual story with the previous character who like yes went into the
Realm, right? Yeah strode and it looks like it looks like they've changed it on my
Old script I have certain names and when I just google it here, they have different names
But they mean the same thing. So I guess you guys have two options for each one. Look at you
Uh
This one might be my saving grace. I think I know some of them
This yeah, I could actually lose
Say or not giving gw love credit
Both are equally likely
I'm testing how much we can like put naughty answers without triggering demonetization. So give me an option
I think just remember andy we've we've passed the first minimark. The the bot has gone it's left
Yeah, does it have to be an order by the way
Does it have to be? Uh, no, I guess not. That'd be a little too
It'd be too much. I think
I think it's uh
I'm i'm going for names. I don't think they're like the official ones, but I think I know the quote unquote. Yeah
How about this?
I'll give four points
For the fancy names and half points for these
Some uh, like simple names. No, I'll take half points
No, uh, they are mostly um synonyms
To each other so
You just like think about it real hard
It's easy. Don't worry about it. Could you read the question the question again?
Yes, there are six circles
In slanesh's realm
And the question was name every circle
in slanesh's realm
Oh, it was one of them is four
Hurry up guys i've done mine
I'm on I think you like and confirm that i'm already doing
Um, i'm having a i'm having a meltdown over here like
Like I can remember like I think I remember kind of what the problem with each one is
But I don't remember like the you know, you know the government name of it. You know, I mean like I don't
um
Brethren what are you doing? Uh, I think I know one
Maybe one for one
Yeah, I think I remember like there's a picture of a someone showed an art image of one of them and I remember like it was
Like a I don't want to actually I don't want to give it away
Uh, I don't understand if you want to if you want to learn more go check out my tales from the warp the silver knight video
It should be redone by now. That's a spoiler for one of the answers by the way, huh?
Yeah, don't cheat but do watch
Okay, but do watch the video
You only want to put five down now
Um, you know what i'm out i'm tapped. I'm just like, okay, no more. No more sins to give. All right
Okay, so the first question nobody got right and it was what was the name of the demon killed by the lost phoenix lord at dress danta
Uh, he killed it
on
What's the what's the event that he this demon killed azar min?
I said, I know the exact scenario what happened and I don't remember the demon's name. Yes. What was what was the conflict called colin?
All right. Well, this is that's the name. I don't remember the name. I know it was just early in the fall. It was on
Yeah, yeah, okay. It was
On azure or something like that. But yeah, she killed
Azar min understand it was not able to get there on time
Uh, but in a very epic duel he killed the keeper of secrets nikari
With his oh, no
No, I had the right answer. I was gonna I don't know. She was permanently dead before you
Fooled
I could be wrong about the permanently dead but from everything i've read it she's permanently dead because his spear shatters souls
I thought nikari
Isn't the kari the one she's in fantasy isn't in 40k when?
uh
lorgar goes to collect fulgrim and he
Let's just say walks in on a party and he finds doesn't he find fulgrim and nikari doing stuff
Or is it another one? I've never heard that
I don't know though. Also the
The events with drastanta. I don't know when the date of it was but i'm pretty sure it's pretty close to
40k it's not like millions of years ago or whatever
I'll be like 30k or yeah, it's in pretty sure it's between 30k and 40k when it happened. So it
I'm sure nikari has popped up. Do we have to before that? Can you read our answers?
Because I don't I think they're oh, yes. Sorry. Sorry. Yes
I don't want to be saying it
Uh colin's answer is
uh
Having some trouble reading that i'd be happy to kill him
I can do it. I can do it
The foot sucker the foot suck
Cavadorkangus
Andy said the feast of pain
respectable respectable answer that's that's respectable and
And how says sentient smegma
You draw the line at smegma can you yeah time to time the exact moment you decide to shut off this video if you're
Geez, I just think of like a big there's a big monster in some scary movie. That's like all cheesy and gross
This is not
Thank you all for joining us today we've been
Have a pleasant time. I actually feel
Yeah, they had to expect something with the uh slanish quiz anyways
the
next question
Was uh smegma because I get that cheddar
Oh my gosh
Okay. Okay. The next question
Uh was what is the title of the legendary space marine who ventured through every circle of slanish's realm and now serves her and
Let's see howl was right
Colin was half right
and
Andy said fabio
Which is not not not quite
But the the answer was the silver knight
So how'd they get full answers or full points colin just said knight
Point we get 0.5. I'll take my half point. Yes
This section I wish for the knight part I put the silver and I was like the silver something
I wasn't sure
The story is really awesome. It's in the demons codex. I recommend you read it or listen to my video anyways
the uh next question
We had some nice answers
Uh, so let's just translated from the aldari name slaneth. What does this mean?
Uh now the correct answer was slaneth
Sla means ecstasy or pleasure and neth means lord or prince so pleasure prince ecstasy lord
I do remember the prince of pleasure. Oh my god. What is so yeah. Yeah, oh and you've got to commit to your answer
Okay, let's see I think how had the normalist answer
Oh, no, how was the biggest degenerate and he said harry potter
Which no good. What do you mean? No good harry potter confirmed, right?
Harry potter is okay
Andy said eldar usi
It had to be said and then colin said slan usi
Our viewers get two we are degenerates. We're spreading we have a popper
Everyone who's just heard this bit of the comment to spam
Sla mish slash eldar usi in the comments and we would like every one of them. Yeah, you said the funny word there you are
Word we let's go we officially won the funny. Yeah
Oh man, all right the last question of the expert section
Uh, my favorite probably was name every circle in slanesh's realm
Um colin said lest envy greed wrath gluttony pride sloth, which was uh, he's probably gonna get a half point for all of those
because
Yeah, all you have to do is name deadly sins pretty much. That's uh, uh
Hal said greed pride lust pleasure. Sorry pleasure and sustenance
Uh, boring I remember sort of picture with the apple. I think I saw once I thought I remember that one
and
Mr. Andy said and summers
cyberdog the pleasure pivot the moist crevasse trump tower and canada
Uh, I want to do you eli
Tomato town where we drop it boys
Okay, now the correct answers were the circle of avidity gluttony carnality
paramountsy vain glory and indolency
Parenthood was it was the first one avid and see add the dd which is greed. Ah
Now if we go
If we go on the wiki here it has less cool names and it says riches sustenance bodily delights adoration
achievement repose and pleasure
Pivot that's a half point surely. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is this must be age of signal sigma or maybe that would make more sense
Whoo, it's hard to tell it's hard to tell. Let's see. Let me look at these answers again
Andy gets funny points, but no real points. Unfortunately, it's points. Nah
Um
Actually
1.5. Let's see gluttony is actually one of the
terms so
Colin you get one two three you get four points for that. Oh, no, he's catching up
Coming back i'm coming back for a second. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm five
Uh, and since sustenance was on the wiki, I guess, uh how you get three points
You're still winning though last I checked
How are these scores how about three points? So he is at 11
Colin got four points. So he is at nine point five
Uh, but it's not over yet. We have a bonus round and there is one two three four five six seven
Eight points available on here to clarify to clarify you like if I got every single one of these right could I win?
Uh, yeah, I would give it to you
Come on
There's two really easy ones there's three actually because you already know one of the answers
Uh, and the question is simply to name every demon of slanish
Uh, oh
Okay. Oh, okay. I see how it is. You just told us one and i've already forgotten it
It's just great greater demons. Did you say no just demons?
Or even there's only actually demons the beasts. Yeah, well even there's even the name characters
Uh, I mean if you throw the named characters in there maybe but you don't need to I just had the types of demons
Oh mate my spelling. How many are there? Sorry
No, I have eight answers two of them. I actually never heard of until recently
Oh, I think i'm gonna be
How many I just need to get I just need to beat you colin. I just need to like
Well, i'll have got three and i'm proud of and then the rest are uh running low
Colin's only one and a half points behind you hal so
Oh, man, you're gonna say it like that. Yeah
I feel like um
Yeah
I'm trying to be very
I'm very impressed. So go ahead if you get all of them. I'll be very impressed if you guys get all of them
Maybe any of you do
Because there's two really weird ones
I I think i'm I might be stumped at the moment. I think i've only got three maybe that's giving it away
Okay
Pain there is a very obvious one that you might not be thinking
What me?
Just any of you just any of you is a very obvious one that you might not be thinking about
Oh, man
Uh, I remember there was like a short story I read about
Someone like going in I don't know if it's I don't know what story it's from
But if he's like a dark angel almost getting corrupted by kohlan, but there's also like some saneshi
demon stuff within that and that's like kind of
tripping like my uh
I think um most fair most people get this from
Turtle or warhammer, wouldn't they if they're not 100 percent?
Pretty much what i'm calling on
Um, yes, let me see. Let's let's see here. Oh my god
I I have an actual tabletop mini, but I don't know if it's an age of sigma
thing
So I don't know you might as well throw it in
Oh, and I will say you missed the one that is very obvious
I don't know if it's an age of sigma
I don't know
Throw it in oh and I will say you missed the one that is very obvious and there's there's one that you know
That you didn't write down
Unfortunate unfortunate also unfortunate if you think of it you can say it
Don't you say it did I say how I'm gonna say colin oh
Yes, sorry colin
Colin there the answer to one of these is one that you know
It's one that we all know
We all know and love
I think I got i'm stuck on
Five
And that's all bro. I am tapped. That's all I got. That's all I got. Ah, how you did miss it as well
No, wait, do we still have time?
You have five seconds
Five four
Three two one time
I'm thinking of the one with the harp in like the art
That's just age of sigma
I it's like pervane of slanish. I think something like that. Uh, anyways
So let's see here. I have house open. So let's read his answers. He says demonets fiends seekers keepers and heralds
I forgot seekers. How did I do?
Colin your answer the first question was seekers
Uh
Colin's answer was demonets fiends keepers heralds the people who put the afro tv show
Dio brando
Foot fetishists and the wank sock
Okay
Okay, uh, I forgot the uh, the people who don't lick the yogurt off the top of the head
Yeah
I like andy's answers quite a lot his was kim gardashe and cortney gardashe chloe gardashe and kylie jenner chris jenner and kendall jenner
I think he built I believe he did get six out of six there or eight out of eight
What am I imagining like those people like just running full pelted
The answers were demonets fiends steeds slash seekers
a lady of the voids
ruination of imperfect beauty the herald of slanish keeper of slanex
Sorry keeper of secrets and the one you should have all got a demon prince of slanish
bruh
What's a good demon primark?
two oh
Damn, is that like a unique thing isn't it with fulgrum? Yeah
Yeah, damn it. Yeah, but we got Colin. All right. Let's see
He got one two three four Colin got four points. So that brings him up to 13 and a half
and hal
Got one two three four five points
Which brings him to 16 making hal the winner
How is it every quiz we get more and more high scores and i'm still at less than doubles figures
Lowest common denominator figures
I got 13 which is the skaven number. So I think he's a true winner
All be praised 16 let's go
Oh that big win hal this is my this is my favorite, uh, I guess chaos
Faction, so this is like this is my strong suit
So I enjoy it because it's over now. I know I'm just I'm just gonna laugh. Enjoy the victory the disgusting comments we have made
Oh, man, well i'm very pleased with everyone I uh
Didn't think you guys would both know the silver knight. So good job
I think I heard it from an obscure thing like so many years ago
And I have a long time ago. I need to remake the video because
Yeah, yeah check out uh check out coming soon
Yeah, check out his video
We'll probably link it somewhere too indeed. We will check the card for the video very cool story
All right
Well any closing thoughts?
from the audience or classroom
Classroom I would like to ask Colin if he had any what what uh dragon ball z character
Do you feel like now that you've achieved?
Super the number 13 have you elevated? Uh, I feel like vegeta because I should have won but I got robbed
And maybe next time you have to you know, also
Very nice also, thank you. Thank you
Thank you everyone for participating. It was very fun
Yes, let us know in the comments how you did on the quiz, uh, especially if you beat hal
That'd be crazy for me. If you beat me you can now like you are now allowed to start a warhammer 40k lore channel
Because you know more than me
Yeah, well, let us uh, let us know what comment to what comment let us know what questions, uh stumped you guys if you uh
Uh in thinking you know how close you were on some of them. We love to hear all the feedback. It's uh, you know
What eldar osi sonesh osi in the chat if you have any more sentient smegma type jokes
If you beat me i'm going to ddos your internet so you can't play it god that better not be in the intro though
Um, thank you all for watching. Thank you all for listening and uh, we'll see you all very soon
Wait, wait, wait, wait before before we forget we uh, the next quiz episode is going to be
a christmas special everyone and
Unlike the the episodes you will have already seen that we have done
We have a special guest as quiz master who we will keep a secret for now
But I think it's fair to say that we can all agree that it's going to be a good one
expect some tomfoolery
Indeed and this this quiz master is picking the questions. So we don't know what it's going to be about. It will be 40k related
But that's something to look forward to isn't it?
Yes, thank you all for watching. Peace. Bye. Bye
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