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I think it's the one where...

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I was really about to say, but he fights a dragon ogre.

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Shaggoth.

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Is that correct?

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I'm like, I don't know.

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Do I know wrong?

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Like, you fight Sigmar?

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Well, the thing is, they were saying a dragon ogre,

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and my brain went, how do you make a...

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And then as soon as you said, you went, Shaggoth?

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And I was like, how about you answer the question in my mind?

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I've seen it before, man.

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The dragon ogre's and the ogre's not at all related.

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Hello and welcome to Lore Crimes, ladies and gentlemen.

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Today, I, Colin, am the one helming the quiz,

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and I'll be forcing fantasy lore down everyone's throat.

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Now, how about we go through our contestants

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and see how they feel about their lore knowledge on the Empire of Man.

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Hal, you want to start us off?

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I would say my knowledge is pain.

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Rusty, like a spoon.

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It's... I regret everything.

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I'm not sure why I'm here.

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God save me.

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Tease.

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Tease?

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We're starting off confident.

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Very.

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Eli, you want to follow that up?

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I feel of medium knowledge.

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Medium?

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Hal was earlier, like last week,

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Hal was saying his fantasy knowledge is okay,

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so I was a little bit nervous,

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but now with that, with what he just said,

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I'm a little bit less nervous.

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It's going to be another dub for Eli.

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I'm the defending champ.

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I've got to keep the title.

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And Andy, would you like to round us off?

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Don't mind me.

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I'm just going to be here as well.

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I'm not going to get any answers.

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I'm just going to be here making quips

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because I literally know nothing about Warhammer fantasy.

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I'm a purebred 40k boy.

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So I'm just going to be here as well while I watch Eli win again

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and Hal come close, that's my prediction.

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He's not wrong.

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I appreciate the confidence.

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The contestants are ready,

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one of them to win and the other two to be here.

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The other two have to fight it out.

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My quiz is the next one,

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so I can't possibly win that one, right?

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He has to take a break eventually.

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He'll win it emotionally.

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Well, for what it's worth, gentlemen,

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the easy, I'm pretty confident that

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everyone's going to get at least two.

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So are the contestants ready?

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Ready.

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Hit us.

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Well, in that case, why don't we start off with,

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and you'll need to bear with me for the first,

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you know what, actually, pardon me.

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I think I'm going to save that one for last.

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So for the first one, this one is still a simple one.

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What race is the Empire of Man most friendly with?

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Out of all the other races in Warhammer,

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who are they best buds with?

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OK, OK, this is...

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We can breathe.

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Am I asking an innocuous question?

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By all means.

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How many races are there in Warhammer Fantasy?

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Would you like me to just start listing?

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14 and a half.

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14 and a half, OK.

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Just as I have an idea, because if I lean on other, like,

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Andes' sea-based tropes, I might be like,

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oh, there's probably this many.

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For what it's worth, this is a question that isn't necessarily

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even Warhammer specific general fantasy knowledge.

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No, let him suffer.

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Please, I need this.

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I have a strong suspicion, but we'll see what happens.

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We'll see what's right.

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All right, I have one, two.

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I just need Andes' answer.

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Yeah, don't worry, it's coming.

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There you go.

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Turn that off, Kilton, we want to meet that.

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We've got three answers, and maybe it wasn't as easy as I thought.

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Oh, pain.

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Anyway, we'll be moving on.

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I'm sweating.

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Now, with this one, I do want to preface.

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It is in the easy section.

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This is from the knowledge of people familiar with Warhammer Fantasy,

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so I do apologize.

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What is the name of the principal god of the Empire of Man

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before Sigmar's ascension?

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So the answer is not Sigmar, the one other than Sigmar.

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He's still very important, but before Sigmar, he was the main guy.

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I'm feeling pretty good right now.

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How are we punished on spelling?

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Just wondering.

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Not at all, if it looks vaguely like what the answer is.

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So if I create the right smoke signals, will you interpret this in my favor?

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When they get to me in six to five weeks, I'll make sure to interpret them correctly.

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Okay, okay.

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I'm feeling more confident as we're going on, but I can't wait for you to...

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like a train, like a freight train out of nowhere, hit me with that fantasy lore and just ruin me.

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It'll come later.

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Oh gosh.

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We are children.

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You can probably tell I got my last chance to quit that one.

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So you know what? I'll end off with the easy section with the easiest section, with the easiest question.

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Now, you will once again need to bear with me, not because it's a hard question,

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but because I need a long time to say all of these words, okay?

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Okay.

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Who is the current emperor of the Empire of Man, prince and emperor of Altdorf,

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Elector-Count of Reikland, wielder of Galmaraz, rider of Bethkoh, greatest statesman of the Old World,

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and the single best emperor Warhammer has ever seen?

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There you go. I knew this one.

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See? I told you at least one of them was going to be gotten.

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I feel like you might have just chucked that one in just so we all have to say his name.

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I don't know. It's either that or it's just like, well, Andy needs one point just to save base.

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He has one for Andy and that's it.

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I feel Eli's too confident. I can feel it already. He's a menacing chuckle.

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My message is too long. It's 815 characters too long. I better fix that.

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Yo, just to confirm, do you, like Eli, do you, the entire quiz, like, I feel like you're rubbing your hands together the entire time.

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Can you confirm or deny these accusations?

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Not yet, but it's coming. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm at 100% at least.

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How are we feeling, gentlemen?

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Okay.

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Feeling good?

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Okay, we've got a good.

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I'm feeling really well, but none of that has to do with this quiz.

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Oh, that's nice though.

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It's just like, I know I'm going to do terrible, so I'm fine. I accept my fate.

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There's something just pleasant about accepting the inevitable.

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So let's go through them. What race is the Empire of Man most friendly with?

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Hal and Eli, you were correct. It was in fact the dwarves.

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And you put elves, I'm afraid that's not correct in this case.

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I was just wondering as well.

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I knew it was one of the two, so I thought I'd allude to what would have been my answer if not the elves.

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I do appreciate the little the little knife ear simps.

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Knife ear simps.

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Well, the only reason I put elves is because I know, is it Bretonnia like run by like an elven lady?

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She's kind of part of it.

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Their technical god is just in fact an elven god in disguise.

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Yeah, like the lady of the lake and she's like, I'm hiding my ears.

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Like, oh, another reason they suck.

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I can't believe Andy had the bravery to bring up Bretonnia with Colin.

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The only reason I know what Bretonnia is is because of Colin's video.

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Go check out, please go check out PancrasnowWorks video on Bretonnia.

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It's art.

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The proudest content I've ever created.

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As for the next one, who was the principal god before Sigmar?

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Once again, Eli and Hal. Ulrich, you had?

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I got two different spellings on it, neither of which were correct, but I knew what you meant.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. I'll go and save you.

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And then Andy came through with Jesus, AKA Big J.

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J. Dog.

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He might have been. I don't know.

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That's basically what Sigmar was.

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Yeah, he's got the same hair.

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You know, basically.

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Yes, but I'm afraid the infinite love of our Lord and Savior does not apply to Warhammer.

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It's not transferred to different universes.

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Isn't Sigmar like, you know, Korean Jesus from twenty one?

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Yeah, yeah.

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He has like, he has too many abs.

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It's like, well, Jesus and Thor had a baby.

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It's like, Sigmar.

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Your Sigmar is so dreaded that Sigmar has an apeck.

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Oh my God.

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And for the last one, that very long question.

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You all got it right, of course, Karl Franz, the best emperor, best boy.

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And Eli spiced it up by spamming all caps, Karl Franz, until the Discord message limit was reached.

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Could we get a succinct sentence just very briefly about why is he the best emperor?

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For those who are not like super familiar with fantasy, Colin, why is Karl Franz the best?

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He's a wonderful statesman, keeps the empire together and in fact is one of the few people in any Warhammer settings to go.

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Maybe those other races have something worth worth taking note of.

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But beyond that, if you just load up his voice lines, he literally speaks for himself.

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Such a beautiful man.

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OK, can I can I ask a slightly pinging off that you say he's a statesman, you say he's kind of keeping everything together.

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So what defines him differently from Robutei Gilliman from 40K then?

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Because he manages to do all this without being given divinely granted charisma.

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He's just that good of a person that he is a statesman.

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He does. He actually has a Warhammer.

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He is the Warhammer fantasy.

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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe he's Karl Franz.

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He has won the Warhammer.

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He is the Warhammer fantasy. It doesn't work. It doesn't sound as good.

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He is the Warhammer fantasy battles.

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He also doesn't have ultra depression, does he?

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But with that, easy as done. The tally for the points is Andy has won in seventh place.

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That's what I'm gonna get.

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Hal and Eli are rocking the three out of three so far.

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Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy to share.

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But that came across wrong. Sorry.

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To be fair Hal, just to remind you, no one has won the quiz other than Eli yet.

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You've got the most pressure out of anyone.

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I'm not gonna do it. I'm sorry.

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And Colin's running the quiz so it's up to you Hal. No pressure.

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Alright.

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Time for medium.

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So, it might get a bit tricky here.

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According to Emperor Magnus the Pious, there are three things that make the Empire of Man great.

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What are those three things?

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Oh, I think I know it.

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Oh, see, now the hope is gone.

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This is also just a metal as hell quote.

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Three things that make the...can you say it again?

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According to Emperor Magnus the Pious, before Karl Franz's time, there are three things that make the Empire great.

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What are those three things?

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I want to live in a situation where I get to yell these things.

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Oh, I know.

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Oh, God.

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I feel like, you know when you describe, like, when someone asks what makes your country great?

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And obviously I live in the UK so you don't really have an answer for that.

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You'd say like the food at some point.

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Obviously you couldn't say that in the UK as well.

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God damn.

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Oh my God.

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Andy, please tell me you're struggling, brother. Like, I need to know.

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The assumption of struggle requires I have to have the hope that I'm going to win.

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I'm just having fun. I'm just playing.

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I've just been left in like a big room with a bunch of crayons and been told, draw on the walls, it's fine.

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So that's me right now.

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He's got the unplugged controller.

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Maybe we'll put it on the fridge.

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Is there like a slight clue? Are these traits or are these tangible things?

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Have you ever seen those videos that the guy does where it's like Total War factions

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and he just makes a cool video of them killing stuff with the voice lines in the back and stuff?

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Apparently not.

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Sorry, never mind.

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Because it's the name of one of those videos, I think.

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Alright, so a little bit of a hint.

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Two of them are things that in real life and Warhammer you can use as a weapon.

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One of them is something that you can physically hold only in Warhammer with the way Warhammer works.

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Oh my god, I got this right.

247
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You can hold? Jesus.

248
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I don't know if I say both gun then.

249
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Unfortunately, there are no bolters in fantasy.

250
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Yet.

251
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That would really make the Empire's job easier.

252
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Jesus.

253
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Can I put more than three answers? Or is that cheating?

254
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First spread your net really far.

255
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You can, but I'm only going to look at the first three.

256
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I'll give you a half a point if you... alright.

257
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Nah, I'll play fair. I'm committing.

258
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Alright, we've got all three answers, so let's move on.

259
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There is a province of the Empire that, though it is officially absorbed into another province,

260
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is realistically under the complete control of the Vampire Counts.

261
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What is the name of this province?

262
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Just think of vampires and...

263
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That's it, yeah.

264
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I can't spell it right, but I'm committing.

265
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I think Colin's read my answer.

266
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I have indeed.

267
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Alright, that was a quick one.

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And for the last one, which of the enemies... oh, enemies' empires? That's not right.

269
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Which of the Empire's enemies do they not officially recognize as even existing?

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In fact, even bringing up this race is technically... it's not illegal,

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but that's because acknowledging them would be acknowledging them at all.

272
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So if you bring up this race of enemies of the Empire, you're just going to get disappeared by a witch hunter.

273
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We've got...

274
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We've got Eli's answer that looks like he's writing his manifesto.

275
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So, economics, brothers. Economics. What is it?

276
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Before I read through these, how are we feeling?

277
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Feeling very good.

278
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I feel like I want to sabotage Eli.

279
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I need help.

280
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How are you going to do that?

281
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That's a great question.

282
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Mind games. You'll let me win, Eli, because... please?

283
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Surely you can't fit all those crowns on one head. Stacking them is dangerous.

284
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Especially all the way up there, where you are. Above us.

285
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I just... oh, pain.

286
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Let me down, Hal. You literally have a crown as your icon for your channel. You can't not win at least once.

287
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I don't actually believe I am... I call myself a king, though. That would be so conceited.

288
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Oh, man. Okay.

289
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We'll go through the answers, see how you did.

290
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For the first one, what three things make the Empire great, we have...

291
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Hal, I'm going to give you half a point, because you put Arzeal, Faith and Sigmar, and the Spear.

292
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Faith is one of them, and Spear isn't technically a full answer, but I think I'll throw you the half point, because it's the general theme.

293
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Is that two then?

294
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Wait, it's Faith one?

295
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Faith is one of them, and then the correct answer is, Eli got it, Faith, Steel and Gunpowder make the Empire great.

296
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What a raw line.

297
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And then, uh, Andy hit us up.

298
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I have no point of reference, so I just had fun.

299
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Breasts, War Crimes and Hot Pockets.

300
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The thing was, you said when you were giving hints, Arthrider sent you the message, like, you can hold them, and I went, ooh, and then you said, only in Warhand, and I'm like, ah, we have breasts here.

301
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Damn.

302
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What kind of war is that?

303
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What are you holding?

304
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Oh, that's the thing. It starts with breasts, which causes a war crime, and then is resolved with a Hot Pocket. It makes perfect sense.

305
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I see. It's basically the Trojan War.

306
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I think I'm having an annualism.

307
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Is that how I get second place? If I give Hal an annualism, and he has to, like, he has to drop out of the quiz.

308
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If you can kill him, you get second place.

309
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I don't want to kill him, I just want to incapacitate him for one quiz.

310
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So I get second place.

311
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Alright.

312
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For the next one, what province is not, is technically part of the Empire, but is under control of the vampire counts?

313
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That province is Sylvania, which Hal and Eli came through on that one.

314
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Yeah.

315
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And we have From Andy Miami.

316
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I really want to give that one a point, because that's really-

317
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That's actually really funny.

318
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I've been to Florida, you're right.

319
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Well, that's the thing. Originally I was going to put Florida, and I was like, no, be more specific.

320
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Can we actually nominate him getting a point for that? Because that's actually really-

321
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This isn't how it works, is it?

322
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For the next one, I was going to say, I'm willing to give Andy a half point, because for what race is not officially acknowledged,

323
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he put the furries, and the correct answer is the skating, which the other two got.

324
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No! That's a little bit different than that one.

325
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How? It's more accurate to the answer.

326
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To be fair, it's both unacknowledged, for good reason.

327
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How about, we'll stick with a quarter point.

328
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Half a point?

329
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Half a point.

330
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I'm drawing a line, it's no points or it's a half point. I'm not making assets for another quarter point.

331
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Alright, that's fine. We will end the rankings with Eli at 6, Hal at 5.5, and Andy at 1.5, breaking up the rear.

332
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Thank you very much.

333
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Do I not get a minus? Because I put Skaven in brackets, Daddy Ratty.

334
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I don't know if that put you off, I'm not going to lie.

335
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I looked at it, and I was going to say something about it, and then my brain just went, no, we're not going to look at that.

336
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We're not going to entertain that. It's like an SCP, it's redacted.

337
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Daddy Ratty, oh god.

338
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It is time for the hard section.

339
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No!

340
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I'm going to start with what I think is the easiest one, because it's technically part of his name.

341
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But, you know, so, with that being said, what tribe of pre-imperial humans does Sigmar come from?

342
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What is the name of that tribe?

343
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Do they have tribal tattoos or something? Is he from the 1990s or something? What's going on?

344
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I don't think he featured in Scarface.

345
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Was it Jersey Shore?

346
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Could you repeat the question, please, Colin?

347
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Not that it'll do me any good.

348
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What is the name of the tribe of pre-imperial humans that Sigmar is from? It's his last name, they take the name of the tribe for their last name.

349
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Oh, so, like, if it was Norse, it'd be like, I am Scar Jorgensen. You'd be the son of Jorgensen, but it's like a clan honorific. Okay.

350
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Yeah.

351
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Okay. I'm not gonna lie, I think I've pulled this out of, I think the depths of my broken mind. I feel like I might have got this.

352
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Are you saying how there's a chance?

353
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Are you saying there's a chance?

354
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I have a question, Colin. Can I donate my points to Hal?

355
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I'm afraid that's not how this works.

356
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Oh, okay.

357
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But props for asking.

358
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Oh, thank you.

359
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I think I might have got this.

360
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This is like, I feel like a shout out to the Kings and Generals channel. They did like a series on Sigmar, I think, and I might have, I feel like I've it's in the depths of my mind. I feel like I've brought it up.

361
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Don't tell me obviously yet, but-

362
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I'm not gonna spoil it yet.

363
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Okay.

364
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Alright, I'm ready.

365
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I'm just staring at my-

366
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Oh, you're not ready?

367
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I'm just like, what can I put?

368
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Pain.

369
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I'll try something.

370
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He's being, he's rubbing his hands. He knows.

371
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No, I don't know the answer to this one.

372
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It's-

373
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What?

374
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I'm like, I feel, I'm sure if I heard the name I would recognize it, but I don't know what-

375
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Oh, yeah, yeah, funny answer. Funny answers.

376
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Alright, for the next one, I'll be impressed if anyone gets this. What is the name of the Reichsmarschall of the Empire who is second in command of the army only to Karl Franz?

377
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Oh my gosh.

378
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The Reichsmarschall?

379
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And whose mustache is the single most glorious to behold in all of Warhammer?

380
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Both names or last name?

381
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Uh, if you get the last name, I think I'll count it.

382
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Oh, brother, this is- I think I know who this is.

383
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000
I know who has an awesome mustache, so that's it though.

384
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Do we get half point if we get his first name maybe? Oh.

385
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I feel like it's on the- it's there. I have it. I remember. Is this the guy who- actually I shouldn't give anything away, but is this the guy who took down Warfreak the Wanderer?

386
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I don't believe so.

387
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Oh no, this is something that I'm wrong, dude.

388
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Jeez.

389
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Ugh. Um.

390
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Pain.

391
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Because is there any clues, possibly?

392
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What was the clue?

393
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I gave the answer of Daddy Ratty earlier. I feel like that might have earned me some points.

394
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Someone can conceivably have his first name in real life.

395
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Who's that? I don't know what you want from me.

396
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Someone can have his first name.

397
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By the way, I am googling something, but it's not related to the answers, so don't worry. It's just for humor purposes, so if you're hearing me tapping away, I'm not cheating, I'm trying to make it funnier.

398
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Eli, please tell me you don't know this.

399
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I just guessed. I'm not gonna lie.

400
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Oh thank god. I think we might be tied at this point.

401
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They are both decent guesses.

402
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I think you're half point ahead of me.

403
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Can we correct it?

404
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Can I correct our answer?

405
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Yeah, I'm still waiting for Andy's fun time answer.

406
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Don't worry, I'm almost done. I'm just double checking I've got it right.

407
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If you've got a last minute correction.

408
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You seem like a rat.

409
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That's wonderful.

410
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:04,000
I need a long little hotel bell if you know what I mean for that answer.

411
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I'm glad you gave that to me.

412
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
But for the last one.

413
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So, Gottrick and Felix, a dwarf and his remembrance are human companion. They've done many legendary deeds.

414
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At one point in the capital city of the Empire of Altdorf, there was civil unrest over a decree passed down from the emperor.

415
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And it caused them to begin their legendary partnership as Felix was nearly run down by the emperor's bodyguard.

416
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And then the emperor's bodyguard made the mistake of trying to fight Gottrick. So they died.

417
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What is the name of the civil unrest that caused them to become partners?

418
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Eli has already full sent the answer.

419
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Are you confident Eli?

420
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000
I was and then he finished the question. I sent this in before he finished the question.

421
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There was no hesitation in that one.

422
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000
I am repeating it.

423
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000
My head is all over the place with that. I don't know how to tackle this question quite.

424
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So Gottrick and Felix came together because they were both involved in a riot over something that Karl Franz, a decree that passed down.

425
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What was the name of this event, the civil disturbance?

426
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:38,000
You could actually make a. I feel like this is not a crazy answer.

427
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
This one, but it could be that you actually might get it.

428
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Possibly that's not really helping anybody, is it?

429
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:54,000
If Colin, if someone is like doesn't read no Warhammer fantasy, why should they read Gottrick and Felix?

430
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Because just go for it. Tell me why.

431
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:02,000
If you don't know Warhammer fantasy, these are perhaps the best books to learn about the setting.

432
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000
They're just fun adventure novels to read.

433
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000
I will, as much as it hurts me, will say they are somewhat.

434
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You kind of know what's going to happen. Partial part of that is I think there's like 15 main books in the series.

435
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
So, you know, Gottrick's not going anywhere in book three.

436
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Or you know, they're good. You know that at least some more in those last few books, they're going to stick around.

437
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000
But they're just they're very well written stories. The characters are all fun and interesting to look at and see how they're thinking.

438
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:41,000
They're just good books. And if you're interested in Warhammer fantasy, they're probably the best place to start, in all honesty.

439
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I feel like I might have inspired you too much.

440
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
You're a big fan, aren't you, of Gottrick and Felix?

441
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Very much so. I will cut down my praise of it in order to read the answers now, though.

442
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So take it from the top. The first question.

443
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What was the tribe of pre-imperial humans at Sigmar's from? Hal, you nailed this one.

444
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000
It was the Unbarogans.

445
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Eli put sigma and then dash rights.

446
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:22,000
And then Andy put the Bartabees and a smiley face.

447
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Oh, my God. I spell it right. I'm pretty sure that's how you spell it.

448
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000
That's I feel like that's honestly that might be a miracle.

449
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I'm impressed you pulled that out of the depths of your memory.

450
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I don't know. I remembered it was I think it's the one where I was reading about something that he fights a dragon ogre Shagath.

451
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Is that correct?

452
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:54,000
I'm doing the wrong thing. Well, the thing is, they were saying a dragon ogre and my brain went, how do you make up?

453
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:02,000
And then as soon as you said, you went Shagath and I was like, you answered the question in my mind.

454
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000
The dragon ogres and the ogres not at all related.

455
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:11,000
OK, OK. I picked it out from what I read about that.

456
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Yeah, from there for the next one, which was what I closed out the wrong window to have my apologies.

457
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What is the name of the Reichsmarschall of the Emperor with his glorious mustache?

458
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I'm afraid no one got this one right.

459
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,000
How you put Luther. Well, it was Luther Hess.

460
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000
And now it's Luther Heisenberg.

461
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Me was so sick.

462
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Marley and Heisenberg. That's interesting.

463
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Sigmar, we need to cook.

464
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,000
I'm just imagining like he sits on his like his elite decked out armored horse.

465
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000
He's got a little like hotel bell and he just taps it vigorously.

466
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000
That's how they get rid of beastly.

467
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000
So if I'm not mistaken, that's kind of he's kind of a warrior priest.

468
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
He's a prophet of Sigmar.

469
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,000
He's pretty involved in the end times with Vulten.

470
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Unfortunately, not correct.

471
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Eli put Boris Todbringer, which is also not correct.

472
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
That is the Elector Count of Middenland.

473
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Yeah, I thought maybe he had a special responsibility or something.

474
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Indeed. But he is cool.

475
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,000
But he's not, unfortunately, correct answer.

476
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:29,000
And then Andy hit me up with Erich Friedrich Wildhelm Ludendorff,

477
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
which unfortunately is not a named character.

478
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000
He very much should be.

479
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000
He was a named character in the beer hall putch with the.

480
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000
But anyway, I was like, he said he had a big mustache and he was a field marshal.

481
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Mike as a history joke.

482
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Unfortunately, those are not the funny Germans we're talking about.

483
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000
No, I say unfortunately, fortunately, I need to backpedal on that.

484
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Oh, God.

485
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
Unfortunately.

486
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And for the last one, what is the events,

487
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:06,000
the civil servants that got Gottrick and Felix together for all of their adventures?

488
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Hal and Eli, you both came through on this one, the window tax riots.

489
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:19,000
And Andy has the great tap dance massacre of 1272.

490
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I wasn't sure about the timeline, so I just put a number.

491
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Which not only is about 1300 years before the war,

492
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000
but it takes place.

493
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Details, details.

494
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,000
What was the what was the name of the the guy for the previous question?

495
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:43,000
I think we skipped right over that part of the Reichsmarschall Kurt Helborg.

496
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Oh, I remember that name.

497
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Kurt, he sounds like is that like the German equivalent like Chad?

498
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
No, that's Carl.

499
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Really? It feels pretty like, you know, he rides on a skateboard

500
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
and doesn't come home at the right time.

501
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
He sings Nirvana because he was in Nirvana.

502
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Maybe he does.

503
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000
He rides on his mechanical skateboard from Nuln and he doesn't come home

504
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000
because he's stabbing Bretonians.

505
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
We can dream.

506
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
See all the window tax.

507
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Why did it have a window tax?

508
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Is it explained in the.

509
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
It was just to get more money.

510
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,000
It was a tax on the amount of windows you had in a building.

511
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
And that's a real thing that was in the real world, wasn't it?

512
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Yeah, it was.

513
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000
That's how land is perceived as targeting the underclass.

514
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
And they rioted.

515
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And then Felix was one of the actually the people in charge of the riot.

516
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
And then Carl Franz said in the Reichsgarde.

517
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,000
And then Felix nearly died about 15 books too early.

518
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Carl Franz called the Reichsgarde.

519
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
Oh, gosh.

520
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
All right.

521
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
He's of Reikland is the province, right?

522
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Yeah, there's just a lot of right.

523
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
And you put an answer before with Hess and I'm putting the.

524
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
A lot of right going on here.

525
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
I don't know.

526
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
It makes me uneasy.

527
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
This German.

528
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,000
With that, though, it is eight point.

529
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
No, pardon me.

530
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Seven points for Eli.

531
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Seven point five for how?

532
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Yeah, you're behind with that half point from the faith, steel and gunpowder.

533
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,000
And he is winning the comedy game by far.

534
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I have one point five.

535
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I have 10 points in spirit.

536
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Now, I appreciate.

537
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I appreciate.

538
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Yeah.

539
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Coming in from behind.

540
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I always appreciate my WWE entrance.

541
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Entrance.

542
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
The Emperor King with the steel chair.

543
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Behind as usual.

544
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Lord.

545
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Now, it is time for the bonus question.

546
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Oh, no.

547
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Name all 10 problems of the Empire.

548
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Let it go.

549
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I like the way you're like, no.

550
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000
And you're in the lead.

551
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
It is.

552
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
It is.

553
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Name all 10 provinces.

554
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Oh, I think I could do it.

555
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Now, there is one.

556
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
A slight bone.

557
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
There is 10.

558
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
There's technically.

559
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,000
11 correct answers, I'm not counting Sylvania, so you can cross that one off the list.

560
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000
One of them is like a half province.

561
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,000
And it even is the one involved with the halflings, the hobbits, whatever you want to call them.

562
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I'll count that as a correct one.

563
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Also, I've said two of them throughout the quiz.

564
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
So if you dig back, you have two correct answers.

565
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
So is this for all the races then?

566
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
This isn't just all the provinces of like one.

567
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
This is all the provinces of the Empire.

568
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000
There are 10 main ones.

569
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000
There's like a little sub province that'll count as a correct answer.

570
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I'll give everyone a few minutes.

571
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
You know what?

572
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:59,000
I have played Total Warhammer, so I think I might...

573
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
I have a chance.

574
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I have a chance.

575
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Fucking hell.

576
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
That might be the victory decider.

577
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Oh my god.

578
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
I'm trying to like, do I go like north to south?

579
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Like in my head.

580
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
You know, you're too quiet about this.

581
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Please don't win.

582
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Like, it's unfair.

583
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I'm thinking very hard right now.

584
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Oh, it's like on the...

585
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I wonder what Andy's thinking right now.

586
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,000
I am trying a theme.

587
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Ah.

588
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm trying to remember that, you know, like in Total Warhammer, they have the symbols of like their provinces.

589
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
I'm trying to go through all their symbols and like pick out like...

590
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
You know how it's like color coded on the map?

591
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,000
I'm trying to like cross it out like a little child in my head.

592
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Also, gentlemen, I have a surprise thing to say because I screwed up the point counting.

593
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
I believe hell is at 8.5.

594
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Oh, I'm going to double check that again.

595
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:07,000
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven point five.

596
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Pardon me.

597
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Is there still a chance?

598
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I'm blanking.

599
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
There's a lot of points for grabs here.

600
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
I might get one.

601
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Wasn't there...

602
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
I've got a quick question.

603
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Wasn't there...

604
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000
I feel like in the depths of my mind, I'm remembering that there was a province destroyed.

605
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Does that count?

606
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You know what I mean?

607
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000
There was technically two that happened for one was destroyed and one was subsumed.

608
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:39,000
So if you'd like to put in one of those two, I suppose I'll count it.

609
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
But you've got a ten answer maximum.

610
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I think that's where one of the characters in Total Warhammer starts.

611
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
That's why I'm asking.

612
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
I feel like that was...

613
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I remember...

614
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
I think I might explain the lore after because I want Eli to win.

615
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I feel like I'm remembering a story about some orcs and one that was destroyed.

616
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
I don't know how to spell this one.

617
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Like I said, if it's close enough, I'll probably be able to decipher.

618
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000
And if you're struggling, just make it really German.

619
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Oh, don't worry.

620
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I'm making it very German.

621
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Oh my...

622
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
What's the...

623
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Oh, OK.

624
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I'll just put the one I do know.

625
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
But what's the one with the capital's gnome?

626
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Oh, and it's gnome oil.

627
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
How can I...

628
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Oh, I almost made a massive mistake.

629
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Oh my gosh.

630
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
That isn't the capital of Ravens' Hell.

631
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
What's the name, though?

632
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
No...

633
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Yeah, I've almost finished my answers.

634
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I think you'll like them.

635
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I'm very excited.

636
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I think...

637
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
I...

638
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Mmm...

639
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I'm almost there.

640
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I feel like I'm...

641
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I'm forgetting one.

642
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Uh...

643
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Uh...

644
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Pain...

645
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Uh...

646
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Oh no.

647
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Yeah.

648
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Uh...

649
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Do you have all of them, Eli, by the way?

650
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Just, I'm just wondering.

651
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Uh, no.

652
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
There's one that I can't freaking remember the name of.

653
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I think I've got one, but I think I've spelt that, like, offensively bad.

654
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Well, they're not real, so you can't offend anyone.

655
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
They're not real?

656
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Oh my god.

657
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I think...

658
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Has anyone ever been told in their own videos...

659
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Has anyone ever been told in their own videos that you said the name of a character wrong,

660
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
and you realize you have for, like, the entire video?

661
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:40,000
It wasn't a character, but I said the word tithe wrong.

662
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I pronounce it as tithe.

663
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Like, the Imperial Guard's tithe.

664
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Having a tithe over there.

665
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I remember reading, uh, I had never listened to the audiobooks, and I had read the Nightlord's ones,

666
00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:02,000
and it was goddamn Jago Sevataran, and I pronounced it like Yago, like the parrot from Aladdin.

667
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
That was atrocious.

668
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,000
He's just like, Conrad Kers, we gotta stop skinning people.

669
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Shut up, Yago.

670
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
These are each worth half a point, by the way.

671
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I probably should have clarified that earlier.

672
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I might not get many points, but Colin has seen my answer, and he has given me the bread emoji, and I'm very pleased.

673
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I think...

674
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I can say you're getting a half point.

675
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
I think I only have...

676
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I know one of them.

677
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I mentioned it when I'm shoving Karl Franz down people's throats.

678
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I feel like...

679
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
That sounds fun.

680
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I played, um...

681
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Take it.

682
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I've played Total War Warhammer, but I've exclusively only played generally with the Empire,

683
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
so I feel like this might have been my saving grace.

684
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
This might be my saving grace.

685
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Well, there's, uh, not to spoil, but there is something after this that could potentially be anyone's saving grace,

686
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
including you, Andy.

687
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Oh.

688
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
I'm worth like a hundred points or something.

689
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I was gonna say, I have no...

690
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
No, I'm not.

691
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,000
If it turns around on this last bit, and I win, I'm just gonna like...

692
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
It's over.

693
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I'm leaving Lorekheim's...

694
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Peace out.

695
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
...quizzes.

696
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Wides off into the sunset.

697
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Yeah.

698
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Did you know all of these before you did the quiz?

699
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Did you name all these from the...

700
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Of course you do.

701
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I don't want to answer that.

702
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
You know one.

703
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Here's Mr. Fantasy.

704
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Mr. Fantasy.

705
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
That sounds wrong.

706
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Sounds like an 80s DJ.

707
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I think I got eight.

708
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I sent him my answer though.

709
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Mr. Fantasy is like a pit bull.

710
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Like Mr. Worldwide, but Colin's Mr. Fantasy.

711
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Oh my god.

712
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I'm missing the answer right now.

713
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:56,000
How about I just start with Hal and Eli, you both get five points.

714
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Wow.

715
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Five?

716
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I'm sure you got them all right.

717
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I'll go through, and if you want to double check what you've all sent, just to make sure.

718
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Ooh.

719
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,000
But, uh, and Andy gets half a point, and makes me giggle very hard.

720
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I got the bread emoji, that's all I wanted.

721
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:24,000
We have the provinces of the Empire, Rikeland, Averland, Stirland, Mininland, Nordland, Talibacland,

722
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Weissenland, Hockland, Ostland, and then Ostermark is the odd one out.

723
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:36,000
And as for the little other provinces that I said counted, it is the Moot.

724
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Yeah.

725
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
It is Sulland.

726
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I'm sure I spelled that right.

727
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
It is Dracwald, I believe was the name of the province.

728
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Is that a province?

729
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
A forest?

730
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
It's the name of the forest.

731
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
There was a province in that that I might embarrass myself, and that's not the name of it.

732
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:59,000
But it used to be its own province, and then everyone from there was just phenomenally corrupt and ruining the Empire,

733
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000
so they just said, nope, this is part of Mininland now.

734
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
They got crunked.

735
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
They got crunked hard.

736
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
I'm really, I got, hold on, let's cut that out, so.

737
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
One, two, three, four, five.

738
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
I don't know if I got full points for that.

739
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:18,000
I think I said cities or faction names instead of provinces.

740
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Right, well the faction names in the Total War are just the provinces.

741
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I think I said a few capital cities.

742
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
One, two, three, four, uh, actually hang on.

743
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:33,000
I'm glad you, Eli, you very generously called out yourself.

744
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I, uh, I doubled up on one of them.

745
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
So the moot is one of the ones that counts.

746
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
That's where the halfling is.

747
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
So that's one, two, three, four, five, six, up to Averland.

748
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Averheim is not a province.

749
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
It is the capital of Averland.

750
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Yeah.

751
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Ooh.

752
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
That's a wrong one.

753
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Stirland is not a province.

754
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Stirland is a province.

755
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Middenheim and Wiesentland are correct.

756
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Actually, no, Middenheim's not right either.

757
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
No, it's just a city, I think.

758
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Ooh.

759
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
The plot thickens.

760
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Oh no.

761
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Am I, am I going to get roasted?

762
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Am I going to get roasted too, pal?

763
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Is Merenberg part of the, part of the, uh...

764
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Didn't it succeed?

765
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
It is not.

766
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
It officially succeeded.

767
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
It succeeded, yeah.

768
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I don't know if it's the Empire though.

769
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
It succeeded from the Empire in return for a lot of money.

770
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Eli, join me.

771
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Join me.

772
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
I'm fully designed Steve.

773
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Join me with my terrible answers.

774
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Wait, do I get, do I get the same treatment?

775
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Hal or Eli only gets four points after a quick recounting.

776
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Hal gets...

777
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I only got half.

778
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
...a full five.

779
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I think I had, I think I had 12 answers.

780
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Is that, are they all half?

781
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
You do, but the first 10 were all right, so...

782
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
The other two are so pathless.

783
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Oh, fuck it, that's overkill.

784
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Good job.

785
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:53,000
No, you got, uh, Nordland, Middenland, Ostermark, Hockland, Ostland, Reikland, Stirland, Tab,

786
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Talibachland, the Moot, and Weissenland.

787
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Is Avalon not a province?

788
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
It is.

789
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Isn't that the green one?

790
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Oh, I'm like, and so on.

791
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Fuck me.

792
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
You have the points.

793
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Let it lie.

794
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
There's no extra points on this.

795
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Stop fishing.

796
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Stop fishing.

797
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
I need the points.

798
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Eli needs to die.

799
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
I mean, I mean...

800
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Now.

801
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,000
In the video game.

802
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
If I remember correctly.

803
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
I need this so badly.

804
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
That's 12.5 for Hal.

805
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
And 11 for Eli.

806
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Oh, he's so close.

807
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And Andy is riding back up with two.

808
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yay.

809
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
I'm so happy.

810
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:36,240
With that being said, the last question, I thought for the first fantasy one, I'd get

811
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:42,800
it just out of the shot in the dark question, that I'm so confident that none of you are

812
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,000
going to get, that if you get this one, you win.

813
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,440
Oh, no.

814
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:56,160
There is a series of Warhammer novels about a vampire woman who has not only had her marriage

815
00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,360
officiated by the arch-lector of Sigmar, despite her being a vampire.

816
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,820
So imagine if the Pope said, yeah, this vampire is cool.

817
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:07,260
But she even once saved the life of Karl Franz.

818
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:08,840
What is that lady's full name?

819
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,000
Oh, yeah, no way.

820
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,400
Oh, no.

821
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,160
That's why I said I'm so confident no one's getting this.

822
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,800
You win if you get it.

823
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,120
I'm going to go something out of the dark.

824
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,760
Is this, is she got the one with like really short blonde hair?

825
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,640
Like almost like white hair?

826
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,680
Nope, you're thinking of Ulrica from Godric and Felix.

827
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,680
Nah, damn it.

828
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,120
We still have to give an answer, don't we?

829
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,720
I've put my shot in the dark, but it's way less funny than the last answers I gave for

830
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,920
the various places from across the empire.

831
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:48,000
It did make me remember that Matilda book about that psychic girl, that one year old

832
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,320
psychic child.

833
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:56,160
Oh, well, while, while, while Howland, Eli are doing their archery, should I read out

834
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,680
what I put for the last one with my half point?

835
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,240
Oh, by all means.

836
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,240
Oh, okay.

837
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,560
I'm totally, I'm so sorry, but you know what?

838
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,560
That's all right.

839
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:05,560
I think it's better if you read this.

840
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,400
Well, I had no idea.

841
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,640
So I got Reikland and then I thought, wow, there's a lot of German stuff going on.

842
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:20,200
So I then put Reikport, Reiktropics, Rikers Island, Rikonia, Rikhaven, Rikbarrow, Rikcrispies,

843
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,200
Bratwurst and Oktoberfest.

844
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,760
I've got one answer in from Eli.

845
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:34,960
I'm just gonna put, this is actually, I'm gonna lie, this isn't a name, but this is,

846
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,760
I just want you to read this.

847
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:42,840
Oh God, it's not good.

848
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:50,200
First off, I'd like to say my humble apologies as the Quizmaster not reading Andy's provinces.

849
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,800
I goofed.

850
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,320
For the last one though, I'm gonna say howls for last.

851
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,960
We have Andy with Matilda.

852
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,760
We have Eli with Skaven Master Race.

853
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
Yes, yes.

854
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,200
Skaven will destroy Manthing Filth Nation.

855
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,000
Wait, can Eli, can you read that out in a Skaven voice?

856
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I can try.

857
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Skaven Master Race, yes, yes.

858
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Skaven will destroy Manthing Filth Nation.

859
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,280
That wasn't that bad.

860
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:22,360
That was amazing.

861
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:27,560
I want that as my, whenever I get a text, I want to have that on my phone.

862
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,560
I'm overstimulated.

863
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,480
Oh my God, I need to breathe.

864
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:46,560
Hal hit me up with my man like a pizza cutter, all edge and no point.

865
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,160
The chaotic energy when you are the Quizmaster, Colin.

866
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,840
I'm sure you're responsible for this.

867
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,840
This is beautiful.

868
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,680
This is what I was going to do for.

869
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,080
Believe it or not, no, it wasn't right.

870
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,840
My man like a pizza cutter.

871
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,440
I can't tell if that's an insult.

872
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:12,480
I don't even know what that's aimed at.

873
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,960
What if it was aimed at Karl Franz?

874
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,160
What would your response be?

875
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Then I'm getting angry.

876
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:26,520
Karl Franz, I just want the guy who watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

877
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:32,640
The actual name of this vampiric woman, and I promise to you, cross my heart, this is

878
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,960
a real character.

879
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:41,920
Her name is Genevieve Sandrine Dupont Dulac Deodione.

880
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:47,720
That doesn't have the most Hermione Granger ever heard.

881
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,600
I did not make that up.

882
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:57,120
I laughed too hard and I think I pulled my back.

883
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:03,000
For what it's worth, Hal, to sue that broken back, you are the victor of this quiz.

884
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Yes.

885
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Come through with 12.5 points.

886
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,400
Eli not far behind with 11.

887
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,720
The win streak is broken.

888
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,640
And Andy with two.

889
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:18,480
I have a whole suspicion that for the rest of these quizzes, I'm always going to be like

890
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,320
never winning, but we'll see.

891
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,320
You never know.

892
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:27,400
I finally caught Eli, I'm coming from the crown.

893
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,400
It's going to be mine.

894
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,040
How about I not win my quiz?

895
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,640
Oh, the Slenesh quiz?

896
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,640
Hands down.

897
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,560
Yeah, but you're both Sleneshi boys.

898
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,040
I might have some questions that Colin can get.

899
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,040
I think I got Slenesh.

900
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,040
I'm a degenerate.

901
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,400
I have a few questions that I'd be very impressed about.

902
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,960
All right, I'm excited to hear it.

903
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,320
You heard it here first, folks.

904
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,240
Up next, Eli's quiz, Slenesh.

905
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,960
You poor things.

906
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,640
Every joke I want to make about that will get this video demonetized, so I'm going to

907
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,040
hold myself back.

908
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,040
Thank you.

909
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Thanks.

910
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,120
Thank you very much, Colin.

911
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,320
That was pretty good, actually.

912
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,320
I'm glad.

913
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,520
I'm surprised at how well I did.

914
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,520
Oh my God.

915
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Yeah, good job, Hal.

916
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,520
Good going.

917
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,680
Good old Karl Franz and his Karl Franz-Ossie.

918
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,680
How dare you.

919
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,880
How dare you disgrace him, of all people.

920
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,360
We're going to end it now before the fight begins.

921
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,760
Yeah, the smashing chairs.

922
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,840
Tune into the Patreon for the Fist Fight video exclusive.

923
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,480
Thank you all for watching.

924
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,400
We'll catch you guys next time.

925
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,400
Take care, everyone.

926
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,520
Remember to like and subscribe.

927
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Don't forget that.

928
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,520
And have a good one.

929
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,520
Bye.

930
00:51:45,520 --> 00:52:14,520
Farewell.

