Name, name me as many as you can, unique Primark abilities of Alpharius Omegon.
So beginning again with the top of the line, we start with Andy, would you like to read
out your glorious answers to the group?
Okay.
The like anyone familiar with the film Face Off?
Yeah.
I put Face Off style shenanigans.
Did you make a reference?
I did.
Each I could eat a peach for hours.
Welcome.
Welcome to another episode of Law Crimes.
Today is the second episode of the Pub Quiz.
I'm joined by Andy, Eli and Colin.
And this special episode is on the known, the unknown, the ever mysterious Alpha Legion.
So going through quickly, how is your prior knowledge of the Alpha Legion, Andy?
I think I know about as much as the average citizen, which is redacted.
But we'll see how we go.
Fair play.
Eli, what are your, what's currently going on in that mind of yours?
They are my second favorite Legion, but it's been a long time since I've read the books.
So we will see.
We'll see.
You might be in a bit of danger.
I am not going to lie.
Maybe the memory banks are okay.
So lastly, Colin, how is your knowledge of all things Alpha Legion?
I am once again, the weak link in the knowledge about chaos.
So probably not great.
Knowledge of anything other than Elder?
Or Karl Franz.
I'll lead.
Shout out to my king, Karl Franz.
Sorry, my emperor.
The three of you want to try the empiricals.
Sorry, Prince of Reikland.
Sorry, my prince and emperor of Reikland.
Prince, deepest in all the arts.
I can keep the title going as long as I need.
Well, luckily there'll be a lot more triggering as the questions get harder.
So as we be, so if you're listening or you want to play along, let us know at the end
how you fared.
If you did badly or if you did great, it's probably all a lie.
Maybe you are Alpharius.
Just just let us know in the comments.
We'd love to see how you all dealt with a quiz on the Alpha Legion.
And as my last statement, the true Alpharius is the Alpharius we made along the way.
So let's get straight into round one.
So this is the beginner section here.
So is everyone ready?
Yes, sir.
Yes.
So question number one, name Alpharius Omegon's infamous weapon.
You get an extra point if you can name the Xenos species that supposedly created it.
I'll read that out again for you all listening.
Name Alpharius Omegon's infamous weapon.
You get an extra point if you can name the Xenos species that supposedly created that
special thing.
If this is easy, I am in trouble.
I thought I start out pretty, pretty generous.
I think I said this one.
That's good.
I'm pretty sure I got it right.
I'm unsure about the name because I'm like, I definitely recently, I've recently been
working on ideas for weapon specific videos on my channel and I saw this one a few days
ago and I can't remember the name.
It's a, it's a, it's a gorgeous piece.
I do have to say if anyone has particularly watched them.
I can see Colin and Eli are typing in the general chat their answers.
Don't put them there.
We've had a bit of cross pollination.
I DMed him.
DM your answers directly to the quiz master or you will be reprimanded.
That's okay.
Okay.
I have Eli's answers.
Oh, I have all three answers.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
Okay.
So now you move on to question number two, the Legion's symbol, the Hydra has three heads.
What does each head represent?
I'm looking for three answers here.
This is, I would consider this pretty obvious.
If anyone does know about the Alpha Legion, this is a quite a big part of their philosophy,
shall we say, as well as just say, symbology, obviously the big Alpha symbol is part of
what they do.
But I'm looking for the Legion's symbol.
The Hydra has three heads.
What does each head represent?
I'm looking for three answers there.
And let me know if you are currently panicking, that'll be, I would love to hear the panic.
You can just explore that for this entire quiz.
Well, I have no idea.
I'm thinking it's probably some, I'm writing some fairly generic answers.
I'm hoping they will be correct.
Someone, someone already put uwu in one of the answers.
I am almost tempted to declare Exterminatus, shall we say.
You mean declare the winner.
Yeah, the winner, exactly.
Also we will not accept I am Alpharius for any answers, even if it is hilarious.
Yeah, he shot that one down right out of the gate.
If anyone's already reading the comments, shame on you.
Oh wow, there's some- Come up with better jokes.
Some spicy answers so far, some very spicy answers.
So that is the beginner section.
Would you guys like me to review?
Oh no, missed the last question.
My bad.
That was a trickery.
This is the Alpha Legion plot.
More of the Alpha Legion plot.
My bad.
So question number three.
In order of Primarchs found, where is Alpharius Omegon?
Now this might be a slightly tricky question to answer, but if you do know the answer,
it will be very obvious to those.
That doesn't really help anyone, I'm sure.
But I'll say it one more time.
In order of Primarchs found, where is Alpharius Omegon?
Yes, I can hear the panic.
I think Colin, let me know how you're feeling about this one particularly, because I know
this Alpha Legion is your favorite.
If I'm understanding the question right, I might actually have this one.
If I'm not, I'm going to look like the Prime Clown.
Is this like a half and half?
This is a slightly tricky question.
This is a full one point, but this is obviously, there is some slight trickery, shall we say,
to this answer that I am looking for.
So if you do wish to add anything very quickly, I'll be happy to accept that.
Okay, I think everyone has submitted their answers.
I see.
Feeling pretty good.
Yes.
What's everyone's current thoughts so far?
How do they feel?
What are they doing?
Doesn't sound good.
Well, this is the thing.
I know basically the answers, but I don't exactly.
I think my answers are going to be like very close, but not quite on the money.
It's very in the spirit of this particular quiz.
Very, very much in the spirit.
So would you guys like me to go through your answers now, or shall we do that at the end?
I think we should do that now just to see how well we're doing so far.
Last night, where it was just lots of points in the first round and then nothing.
Question number one was name Alpharius Omegon's infamous weapon.
You get an extra point if you can name the Xenos species that supposedly created it.
Now shall we say, so let's, so going in terms of our order across, so we start with Andy
here.
Andy put the void spear and he said made by the Necrons.
Hmm.
How do you feel about that answer currently Andy?
Do you think that's a pretty strong one?
No, I was not sure if it was there's, and the other one, I think it had a serpent.
It was like the serpent spear or something like that, but I put void spear.
Yeah.
I can't remember the bloody name of the thing.
And I saw it recently and I know it's got like a very sharp blade because it's got some
kind of trickery to its edge.
So I think that's Necronish, but I might be wrong.
The pointy end does the damage.
That's a direct quote from the emperor himself.
The so as we move on to our next, I was going to say contestant, but I almost want to say
victim at this point.
The next is Eli and he put the pale spear.
Oh, that's right.
And yeah, yeah.
It was made by the Necron.
So kind of a joint kind of united, let's just say by the species, but different different
names for the weapons.
And lastly, we are with Colin and he put silenced fury, which says I know it's wrong, but I'm
thinking would that be a cool name?
It's very close to, I guess, silent, but deadly.
Now it's a silent sticky thing.
And his answer for the Xenos race was the slow.
The heck?
Okay.
The tricky bit there.
So this is, this is an interesting one here.
So the answer is the pale spear.
Yep.
Eli's answer is like, yep, that's the one.
Two handed spear.
It had a specialties about it could phase through certain parts of armor.
Supposedly it was.
I love the design.
It's pretty badass.
I'm a big fan.
And the Xenos species is the slow.
So my God, it was right.
Wow.
So currently we have a point for Eli for he, cause he got the name of the spear correct.
And we have a point for Colin because I'm on the lie that probably shot in the dark.
I'm assuming was correct.
It's a full point.
I'm a far as I am.
It's a full point.
He is spelling.
The spelling is not fully correct, but less, uh, I'm going to be generous on spelling because
my spelling is, uh, atrocious doesn't quite describe my spelling.
So I will be generous and please be kind to me on the next few quizzes.
I beg you.
Uh, just a brief little, uh, part about the law on that.
It was supposedly discovered under Ozzy.
He lies were first told about it, but it was supposedly discovered by Omegon when he was
arriving on the planet where he landed after he was ripped from the emperor's side.
And there was supposedly no one there, but the empty ruins of a sloth empire where he
found that spear.
So not, not bad, not bad for question one.
Not bad, not bad.
So surprising, surprising results so far, but it's only going to get better.
So question number two, the legions symbol, the Hydra has three heads, but what does each
head represent?
So starting all the way back to Andy, let's see what an in here, uh, there's a certain
word in there, which I think might be a demonetization word.
He puts, uh, his three answers were espionage secrecy and never pay for naughty, naughty
pictures online.
Shall we say starts from a P. Would you like to explain those answers to us, Andy?
Well, they, they're always being sneaky and they're always being secrety and they don't
strike me as the kind of guys who would pay for the word beginning of a P that involves
naughty times because they'd be like, ah, I'll sign up for an account.
And then they'll be like, aha, it's on an alt email.
Ha ha ha trial version.
That's what they strike me as.
They're on their sigma male grind set.
They can, they're not allowed to, uh, unfortunately look at that kind of stuff.
It is definitely in their doctor.
It's very, very true.
Absolutely.
No one can dispute that.
That's a lie.
So now we move on to Eli.
So Eli put the three heads represent Alpharius, Omegon, and the Legion and in brackets or
a third Primarch, woo woo.
Now let's just say that, uh, the brackets part definitely almost, uh, has a, has a,
has some, let's just say it's not giving you some goodwill.
But I'm feeling particularly generous.
And lastly, we have Colin.
So Colin's three answers were deception, stealth and misdirection.
That was the other one I was thinking, but it was great.
It's interesting.
Interesting.
So what, where'd you come up with those particular answers, Colin?
Uh, well, I tried to think of what the Alpha Legion was all about and if anything was going
to represent them, that's just kind of what I went with.
So good thinking.
Not much basing for it beyond their general schtick, but that's, uh, that was my thought
process.
Well, luckily I believe you.
So the answers for what the three heads represent are Alpharius, the Legion, another point for
Eli.
God damn, he's actually like-
Oh, I'm the reigning champ right now.
To be entirely honest, that was my first guess.
I just went, no, that's too obvious.
And then I was like, nah, surely not.
So misdirection, you never, the answer is yes and the answer is no.
You never know what the answer should be.
I don't know where I'm going with this joke.
Let's just leave it there.
So for question number three, in order of Primarchs found, where is Alpharius Omegon?
Hmm.
So starting back from the top again, we start with Andy.
So Andy has put Alpharius first and then secondly, he has put 20th Omegon.
Hmm.
So did he call onto the fact that there are two, two Primarchs involved in this?
And in the Alpharius novel, he was, he never left terror.
Emperor was just like, Oh look, he's right here.
He's just outside.
Perfect.
And then he was like, I'm one says the war master was the first found, but he wasn't.
Yeah.
And you know, is it a lie?
Is it not?
I thought, well, this is an Alpha Legion quiz.
I think I'll go with the Alpha Legion gospel.
That seems to make sense.
Hmm.
I'm not sure about Omegon.
I assume he's 20th because he just like, Oh, we just found this guy.
I was like, Oh, it's my brother.
Cool.
Hmm.
Interesting.
So the next person, which is Eli, Eli put as I'm reading here, number one, I'm thinking
of that meme song with we are number one, unfortunately in my head and in brackets and
his brother later.
Hmm.
Maybe, maybe, maybe Omegon was first and then it was Alpha Eros.
You don't know.
That is true, but that's not the answer I have written down as quiz master.
So I'm afraid the second part is quite vague.
Hmm.
Uh, before we get to the answer, lastly is Colin.
Think I might have groped a bit.
So Colin's answer was Horus's flagship for our forest after he invaded it.
Omegon was always with the emperor.
Now I'm going to take some Liberty here and assume that, you know, when that happened,
but the order in which you've stated is, I'm going to take a guess as to where one of these
answers are.
So for the actual answer for question number three, in order of Primarchs found, where
is Alpharius Omegon?
And the answer is first and 20th.
So yeah, yeah, a little bit of a 20 or slash 21st technically, because they'll see their
twins.
So there's a little bit of, I put 20th or 21st.
So there's a little bit of a, I say a little bit of leeway on that here.
So Andy, you get a point here.
Perfect.
I appreciate it, dog.
I think for Eli, you put number one.
I think we have to agree here, fellas.
Do you think he gets a half point for that one?
I'd say a half point.
That's fair.
Half points.
Yeah.
Really merciful.
So we'll give him a little cheeky half point for that one.
Of course, there are no half measures in the real Alpha Legion, but we are just a lowly
law crimes channel and therefore we are not going to execute anybody for such a small
thing.
Unfortunate.
Unfortunate for anyone watching or listening.
Colin, I think your answers here, Floris's flagship for Alpharius after he invaded it
and Omegon was always with the emperor.
I don't think I can give any points, unfortunately.
I think it stated that Alpharius was with the emperor and unfortunately Omegon being
with the emperor.
It's a tricky one, isn't it?
Because we never technically know the truth.
Most unfortunate.
I don't think we would have called him Omegon.
He would have called him Alpharius.
He was a visual revealing.
They switched up and they were like, let's be like twins and just switch over all the
time and mess with people.
I don't think, unfortunately, I can give any points for that one, I'm afraid.
So on from that round, we do you guys want scores on the doors or should we say, please
score scores on the doors currently are Eli is in the lead with two and a half followed
by joint second with Colin and Andy here.
So it's still all to play for.
No one is quite out of the running, shall we say.
But now, now we should move on to.
Now we will move on to round two.
So this is going to be the intermediate section.
So this will be a little, little bit harder, but it should be, let's just say, within maybe
within your realm if you know your Alpha Legion.
So are you guys already?
Yes.
Perfect.
So this is question number four slash the first of the intermediate section.
Within the battle slash conflict in which the Alpha Legion revealed themselves openly
to the Imperium.
It's over.
Now, if someone has starting and you stated that you read the.
I know.
I don't know if I just think it's a bit of a name.
This is a this is a I'll give a slight bit of a hint and a bit of a clue.
This is it's not just one battle, but let's just say it's a large the focus is more on
the conflict.
I know what the conflict is.
I just don't know what it's called.
I'm open for a half mark answer.
This is something it's quite a once you hear it, I think you'll all groan and you'll go,
oh, I probably hear that.
This is like a I'll give a smaller hint as well during the Great Crusade.
And it was considered a very big event that is the off read it one last time.
Name the battle slash conflict in which the Alpha Legion revealed themselves openly to
the Imperium.
He said battle slash conflict, which means either answer is acceptable.
Yes.
So I have I have one from Colin, which is perfect.
I have one from Eli.
I can see I can see here.
Yes.
What are your current thoughts on this question?
We can't confident in this answer, which surprises me.
I think I think I might have got part of it right.
I might be remembering correctly though.
So just in the vague response, I feel like I can manage.
Vague response is definitely an Alpha Legion vibe.
We are feeling you're feeling vague.
Don't worry.
That's that's just the feeling of this entire quiz.
So for all right to have all my answers.
So now we move on to question number five.
Name me as many as you can.
The unique Primark abilities of Alpha Rios Omegon.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hello for you again, name me as many as you can.
Unique Primark abilities of Alpha Rios Omegon.
Now of course, many of the Primarks are known to have some specialties such as Angron being
just abused in the law as a special powers.
One might say some of them had prescient, some of them had other skills that were, you
know, very makes them all a little little different flavor, shall we say.
So what are you currently thinking in your head?
You think you have a don't have a good idea?
No, no ideas.
I think so.
I have one good idea.
I currently as a small hint, I am looking for three answers.
Currently, so as I said, seven is up to three.
Let's just say there's up to three points in this question.
So this is a big money, big money moment.
This is a this is a special one, shall we say.
Now if anyone remembers their Alpha Legion law, some of this is dotted throughout the
lot of the horrors heresy books.
Some of them, some of them might be a bit more vague than the others.
There is some interpretation.
So I'm willing to be a little generous on this one.
So have you sent me on.
I have one from Eli.
I have one from Colin.
Colin, give me one more for a safe measure.
That's okay.
Gosh, is anyone here?
Is anyone here panicking or they feel like you've had a bit of a, I feel like Colin,
you have a second wind sort of thing.
A little bit of a wind.
It's a light, light draft.
You have to have you have to have hope in order for that to be a motion.
I have no hope at this point.
I'm going to vaguely remember how he described it in the book.
I vaguely remember.
So I just put a bunch of different things.
That's okay.
So I'm looking for three answers at most.
So I think we have all our answers currently locked in.
We'll move on to the last question of the intermediate section.
Now not going to lie.
This one is a bit of a curveball.
So an Ifrit stealth squad was a special headhunter infiltration unit of the Alpha Legion during
the Great Crusade and Horus heresy.
But what is an Ifrit?
This is a, this might be a total guess, but you guys, I'm going to be very generous with
this answer.
But this is just revenge for when I did the quick.
Can we get at least like, why weren't they like, like, what's the word?
Okay, I'm just going to say I will take my one point and I will be happy.
Yeah, this is what like the word means that right?
Like not what the space marine is.
An Ifrit stealth squad was a special infiltration unit of the Alpha Legion during the Great
Crusade and Horus heresy.
But what is an Ifrit?
This is what the squad itself has taken its name as for inspiration.
So it's very common amongst many of the chapters and so chapters, excuse me, legions during
the Great Crusade that they were, they took inspiration from many different things could
be, maybe this is not the answer, but just an example could be animals could be.
Yeah, I think I got it.
I think I maybe got it.
Ancient monastic orders.
And so it's a similar thing in that vein.
So let me see what I've got so far.
Colin, Colin sent me.
Oh man.
So definitely I get the impression from your answer, you're a man who watches Jojo's Bizarre
Adventures.
Oh no.
Wasn't even related.
That is an unfortunate inside joke.
We will definitely post that meme somewhere for anyone who enjoys a vile sense of humor
like me and Colin do.
I have an answer from Eli and I think Andy might be the last one to have you sent me
your thing.
Oh yeah, there you are.
Sorry.
He sent me at first, I think, so I didn't, because I just gave up on it.
There we go.
So this is the, that was the intermediate section.
So we are ready to go for a review now.
So question number four, name me the battle slash conflict in which the Alpha Legion revealed
themselves openly to the Imperium.
So we'll start again from the top of the list.
Andy, what was, Andy, would you like to read me your answer?
That would be more fun.
Okay.
I just said the one with the Dark Angels in it.
Yes, that one.
Oh yeah, that's not wrong.
It's not wrong.
I just don't know what it's called.
It's not right.
We're gonna go on the lion ship and the lion's like, who are you?
And they're like, I'm just like a random Astartes from the Legion.
And it's actually our various.
And he's like, um, we kind of want you to be the war master cause he's not been picked
yet.
We'll help out.
Wink.
And that's, I don't know what it's called.
I don't know what the thing's called.
Um, is the cheeky context, but unfortunately not.
I had a theory that it was the rang down genocides, but I don't think it was.
I've already said it's the Dark Angels in it.
So that's my answer.
So we move on now to Eli.
Eli, would you like me to, would you like to read out your answer?
To say the one with the Dark Angels, uh, against the big scary, Zenos bad guys.
Yes.
We, we like these, the vagueness of the answer only increases the vibe of the Alpha Legion.
However, unfortunately it is not right.
I'm changing my channel name to the vagrant, sir.
I vaguely remember.
Yeah.
So, and last, this one.
Oh, here we go.
So last, but definitely not least Colin, would you like to read out your answer to the rest
of us?
The rang dang Zeno sides rang down.
However you say that.
Really?
Yeah.
Ding, ding, ding.
That is correct.
He nailed it.
You were, and I think Andy, you were, you, I think you had it, but you chose to back
away at the end there.
You didn't, uh, didn't commit weakness.
That was a, I think that was a, that's a good, good little cheeky pick there for anyone who
is new to warhammer and doesn't know much about the rang down Zeno sides.
It is a conflict kind of in mystery until they fully explore it.
But it's essentially when the first Legion, the dark came, it was lose an enormous amount
of Legionaries against a horrifying alien foe be, you know, great piece of law of him
wants to check that out.
So for the next piece, Oh, I think I'm sorry.
I had a thunder outside my, uh, so for question number five, name, name me as many as you
can unique Primark abilities of Alpharius on the gun.
So beginning again with the top of the line, we start with Andy, would you like to read
out your glorious answers to the group?
Okay.
Uh, number one, being a short house, uh, cause he's the shortest Primark.
Short game manipulation, cheating at poker.
Uh, the light, anyone familiar with the film face off?
Face off style shenanigans.
Such as did you make reference?
I did.
Yeah, I did.
I could eat a peach for hours.
Um, looking like a star tease and dunking on dark angels.
So interesting.
I get any, uh, well I'll save that for the end.
So moving on next to Eli, would you like to read out your glorious answers to the group?
As you wish.
I said, similar size to the space Marines wacky goofy fighting style.
As unpredictable, cyclically linked together, uh, can make people see something else when
they look at him.
Um, face off shenanigans, uh, and the large ability to go unnoticed and hide in plain
sight.
Hmm.
I've had some, some, some, some very interesting ones there.
Uh, I think you may be onto a few, but I won't spoil that just yet.
And lastly, we'll go with Colin.
Would you like to read out your glorious answers?
Of course.
We can all enjoy that.
Uh, they can give their Legionnaires, their DNA and the space Marine receiving it will
temporarily not only look like them, but gain almost Primark level strength.
Uh, there's number one, number two is being short and unique power, unique, unique power
indeed.
And number three is being used by games workshop when they don't feel like coming up with actual
lore.
Nice.
That is a definite throw under the bit of a slam dunk.
And then he threw the ball under the bus too as well.
So the answers for question number five, which I have written down, but there is, I think
I said before, there is some, um, I'll be a little bit lenient and particularly if anyone
finds something new, I might, uh, I'll let someone present their case.
They want to argue one.
So name me as many as you can, unique, the unique Primark abilities of Alpharius Omegon.
So I had my three answers written down were he was able to hide his thoughts.
The example of this is when he was trained by Malkador, the Sigillite, uh, of the prominent
Psyche perhaps the second most powerful Psyche compared to the emperor in the Imperium.
And he trained himself to hide his thoughts from even one as powerful as him.
Number two, he was able to confuse others' perception of him slash hide his Primark aura.
So if you are new to Warhammer Primarks, if you ever, if you ever was to stand before
a Primark, you would either have a heart attack or weep uncontrollably or pee or pee.
So I'm praying what I would do if England ever win the world cup, not gonna lie, it's
coming home boys.
Probably not.
And number three, he could imbue a portion of his strength and memory through consuming
his blood.
So if I have a little look through the lists, uh, Andy, I'm, I'm not really sure I can give
dunking on dark angels as a unique Primark ability.
I'm saying he melded with them during the killing of the fund warriors and then was
like, I'll help you guys out.
Wink.
I was like, that's pretty, pretty cool.
But also as much as I deeply appreciate the face off style shenanigans reference, I don't
think I can give a point for that.
Unfortunately.
Short ass, we all put short ass.
We should all get half a point.
I think we'll argue that.
That's like the Primark one where it's like, oh, we're not going to cry about you because
you're so sure.
Oh, look at the little Primark.
Oh, that's kind of the same.
She's a real super soldier.
I don't want to, I want to insult my short Kings here, but I'm not sure if I can necessarily,
I'm not sure.
Would anyone here like to present a case as to why being short is a superpower for the
he can fit in the, he can fit in the little squares and, uh, in the Lego games, you know,
like we need to switch to Anakin as a kid and he'd climb through the little crawl space
and Lego Star Wars.
I don't think that was a, I don't think that happened to any, at any point during the horrors.
All of my friends are taller than me and I'd like to feel better about it.
I think so for Eli, I think you are on the edge of many of your answers to the correct
one.
I think I give a point for the ability to go unnoticed and hide in plain sight.
That was one of his abilities.
So I'll give you a, isn't it?
Oh man.
Damn roasted.
I think I give you a point for that.
I think you're, you're, you're just a little bit too far away on some of the other unfortunately.
So as I move on to Colin, funny enough, this, the person who I expected to, I guess, give
me the funniest and crazy craziest answers and gave me the most sensible one with, he
can give a portion of his DNA slash his blood to the space Marine and he will receive a
temporary boost.
So Colin gets a point for that.
Being short is not a superpower, unfortunately.
Being used by GW is unfortunately not a power, but unfortunately a curse.
So I will have to, it's true.
I unfortunately cannot give any points for that.
So scores on the doors for the intermediate section is Eli is now on.
Isn't there one more to go over?
Yes, I keep doing that.
My bad.
This is Alpha Legion.
It's all mysterious.
They're in your head, man.
I know.
I keep forgetting my own answers.
So question number six, an Ifrit stealth squad was a special headhunter infiltration unit
of the Alpha Legion during the Great Crusade and Horus heresy.
But what is an Ifrit?
Now you boys let me know, how did this question hit you when I first unleashed that?
It was a little confusing at first, but I understood a little bit after a second.
You made me think of Ifrit from Final Fantasy summoning.
So I just went summon about fire.
Gross.
So Andy, would you like to read out your answer for the group?
Yeah, it's rubbish.
I said flame a squad used to burn stuff because Ifrit is a summon in Final Fantasy and he
throws fire at people.
So I was like, Ifrit is a god of fire.
What a weeb.
Only the good ones.
I don't play all of them, just like nine, which is like the only good Final Fantasy game.
He watches Jojo Bazaar, doesn't he?
Only the first three seasons.
It's on the edge of what I'm looking for, but I think I have to.
No pity for the Remembrancer with his solitary point.
I'll take a pity point, I don't care.
Unfortunately, I'm having flashbacks to our last quiz.
So I'll have to review at the end, let's say.
So moving on to Eli.
Eli, would you like to read out your answer?
Yes, I said an imp-like demon being of mythology.
Because whenever I played Dungeons and Dragons online back in the day, they had Ifrit's,
which were like elemental demon things.
So I assume it's something like that.
That's a very cheeky and a very good answer.
I'm surprised you're pulling in lore from an outside source, which to be fair is allowed,
but obviously we will judge you for it.
We only consume Warhammer here, we have no lives.
Play Battletoad.
Get him out of here.
So Colin, would you like to read out your answer?
Ligma.
Of course.
What led you down that path to say Ligma?
Well you see, I didn't have a real answer to give you.
You cursed man.
You said you were looking for cursed answers, so I provided.
The thing is, you know what I don't like?
Like, Colin's putting all these jokers on and I'm trying and he's still got more points
than me.
All is fair except in love and war.
I came through to get my second place and I will remain down there.
So the answer for question number six is an Ifrit stealth squad is a special headhunter
infiltration unit of the Alpha Legion during the Great Crusade, Horus Erasi, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And what is an Ifrit?
It is a demon of Middle Eastern origins.
It is described similar as what a Jinn is.
I probably would have accepted anything in the realm in the realm in the realm of demon
or anything within that vague sense.
I think only what they actually do though in our own mythology, if freaks are kind of
I mean like the squad, what do they actually do as ifrit?
They are assassination stuff, right?
Head hunters.
So you imagine what they definitely collect a very.
It's just a cool name.
It's not like imbued with any like Jinn abilities.
It's just like, nah, that just sounds cool.
Well, as much as like warriors in the 10,000 or sorry in the year, like 30,000 are named
after a ifrit and they are just men who have no connection to it.
So they are very much stealing it for their own reasons.
I think I can probably safely, I think Eli gets a point there.
I think he was pretty much on the head.
Ligma cannot be accepted currently.
Ligma falls.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God, you got me.
Unless you would like to argue for that.
No, I think I could accept my place in life.
And Flamer squad, I think, yeah, you were kind of, you're on the right track.
Kind of on the way, but not there.
You're in the right mindset, but not quite there.
That's been me this whole quiz.
It's like you were almost, you were so close, so close, but not.
Well, luckily it's about to get a little bit harder as we move on now.
As we move on now to what is the expert section.
So how are you guys, just so we don't have a quick touch in how you guys feeling so far.
How would you think you're doing?
What do you think of the alpha Legion in particular?
End my suffering.
I feel nervous.
I feel like Colin's going to just sneak up and get it all of a sudden.
I don't know.
I'm not sure about that, but I'm glad I can make you feel that way.
Well, this is the hard section.
So this will, you know, if you're playing along with us, I hope this, some of you may
know these if you're true fans, some of you will suffer along with the rest of us, but
is everyone here ready to dive in?
Yes.
Perfect.
Andy was definitely hesitant there.
He didn't say anything.
So question number seven, Occam the untrue, the leader of the redacted and alpha Legion
war band in the fortieth millennium came into contact with a Kitan shard in his quest to
find the lost Primarch Omegon.
Name the Kitan this shard was from.
Now if anyone is listening, we have previously done an episode on the war in heaven.
There was a little bit of a delve into the rise of the Kitan and obviously they are awful.
They are terrifying.
And I'm all I'm looking for in this answer is the not the official, let's just say Egyptian
inspired name, but maybe they're Nick.
I will accept their nickname too.
If you give me their true name.
Yes, don't worry.
Their nickname is accepted as well.
So a lot of the shards had, I guess we should say more human names for them, particularly
in the forties millennium.
Greg, Greg, he's so, he's so, he's so good.
Greg he always buys the last of like the stuff in line and he just didn't always sold out
or evil man.
So I have, I think I have everyone's answers in here.
Just having a quick look.
Not bad, not bad.
So is everyone ready to move on to question number eight?
Yes, please.
Yes.
End my suffering.
Yeah, please.
Don't worry.
So question number eight, a Marine claiming to be Alfarius famously abandoned the traitor's
side after the battle of Pluto, just before the siege of terror began.
What action, what I'm making a very big emphasis on what action did this Alfarius do before
the warm, master Horace to symbolize this, this breakaway and the abandonment of the
traitor's side.
I'll read that one more time.
A Marine claiming to be Alfarius famously abandoned the traitor's side after the battle
of Pluto, just before the siege of terror.
What action did this Alfarius do before the warm, master Horace to symbolize this?
Now if anyone has any current thoughts,
I think this short story, but it might've also been something completely different.
I think it was in the seventh serpent story, but that might be something completely unrelated.
Has anyone?
I haven't read that one yet.
He's not that foreign to be, you're not at the siege of terror yet are you Andy?
No, that one's a, that's a weird one.
I was literally going through like all the short stories.
The solar war.
Just like seeing which ones I hadn't read and I was like, I was like, oh, there's all
these weird ones which aren't in compendiums and stuff.
Yeah, I noticed, is there any quiet panic from your side, Colin?
Is it any, how are you feeling about this particular question?
Not good.
Welcome to my existence.
I think of the, what's the video of the guy who sits in his car and he reviews burgers
and he says something, something, and my day is ruined.
Is that how you're feeling?
Oh, review of the week.
Yes.
Is that, would you, would you say that's how you're feeling right now?
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
My day is ruined.
Yeah.
Well, that's okay because we're moving on to question number nine.
Now this one, I'm not going to lie.
It's a single answer, no single answer, but this is a, this is a truly tricky one that
even I myself did not know.
When asked for their name, the alpha Legion often replies, I am Alpharius.
Even common Legionaries undergo surgery to make themselves identical to their prime marks.
Who is the only human to ever recognize Alpharius and Omegon?
I'll say that one more time.
When asked for their name, the alpha Legion replies, I am Alpharius.
Even common Legionaries undergo surgery to make themselves identical to their prime marks.
Who is the only human, emphasis on human as a clue, ever to recognize Alpharius and Omegon?
Now this is a, as another, I'll give, I'll give a couple more hints.
As this one is a very tough one.
This is, takes place during the Horus Heresy book, Legions, if I'm not getting that wrong.
This is a kind of a bit of a bad-ass.
I say this is a very bad-ass moment, I would say in the lore.
And I find it still deeply fascinating when it came up, because this is a, something almost
unheard of.
How was this question hitting everyone so far?
Well, I had a theory and then you said the book and I went, no, and I had a better theory.
So a bit of a, bit of a help on that one.
I know I'm wrong, but I'm technically right.
I, I emphasis on the human that I'm looking for.
So have I got all the sticky boy?
I've got all my answers.
So that is currently all my answers and it's time for something a little bit different
because I'm going to chuck in a cheeky bonus question.
Whoa.
Yes.
Because we, this is Alpha Legion and there is always deceit and trickery.
And I am here to ruin your day, as we would say.
So bonus question number 10.
Tell me which one of these statements is a lie.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I have three statements here.
I want you to send to me out of either you type in one, two or three for the statement
you believe is a lie.
So statement number one, Alpharius was in secret at the Imperium's reunion with Angron,
disguised as a world eater legionary.
That's number one.
Number two, Alpharius envied only one of his brothers.
And the answer is Sanguineous.
Number three, Alpharius has personally killed a custodian guard.
One of the emperor's elite.
I'll read that through one last time and you give me the number for which you think is
the lie.
Alpharius was in secret at the Imperium's reunion with Angron, disguised as a world
eater legionary.
Number two, Alpharius envied only one of his brothers Sanguineous.
Number three, Alpharius has personally killed a custodian guard.
What are people's current thoughts on that?
I definitely know.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
So I think I have everyone's answers here.
So now we go to review the expert section.
How has everyone felt they did so far on that last mini round?
I feel better than I did the last expert session.
Oh, good.
Good.
So we begin with Andy.
So Andy, this is for question number seven.
I'll read the question very quickly.
So Occam the Untrue, the leader of the Redacted, an Alpha Legion warband in the 40th millennium,
came into contact with a Katan shard in its quest to find the lost Primarch Omegon.
Name the Katan this shard was from.
Would you like to read out your answer to me and the rest of us?
I think you'll all know that I have quite amazing lore on the Xenos races.
And my answer is his name was Oogly Boogly Bims.
Oh, I can't.
I thought this one was like a gimme.
This one is like a gimme for an expert question.
I know.
I thought this is a...
Unfortunately, as we all know, Andy's favorite is Eldar.
So I'm surprised.
I'm not familiar with these.
My favorite Eldar to purge with Bolters is...
Yeah, I like killing Eldar.
I think that's a fair statement.
If anyone here knows WoW or World of Warcraft, I think Colin and Andy might face each other
in Mak'gora at some point to determine who is better at some point.
But that's an achievement goal later on in the channel.
As well, I think we'll move on to Eli.
Eli, would you like to read out your answer to me?
The Deceiver or Mephriatran, I think, is his tentacle name, but that might be wrong.
That's not bad, not bad.
And lastly, Colin, what answer did you give?
I also put the Deceiver.
I did not, however, add his official name because I forgot what it is.
That's okay.
I thought it might be too hard to ask for their actual K'tarn name.
So I wasn't going to be that ruthless.
But the answer for question number seven is the Deceiver.
That was so close.
He unfortunately deceived Occam the Untrue of the Alpha Legion, which is in itself a
bit of a mind bender, that one.
The amount of layers of deception itself.
But well done.
Occam is Occam's razor, which is simplicity.
So why is he in the lab?
I don't know.
That's a weird reference.
Sometimes the logical eye is the truth.
You don't get to think.
You just don't think about it.
I think Ugly Bims probably is a little too far away from Deceiver.
That was in nature of native Necron dialect.
So I think it's a fair answer.
I don't think I could give that, unfortunately.
Eli and Colin absolutely nailed it.
So I think those two definitely get a point.
So for question number eight, a marine claiming to be Alphares famously abandoned the traitor's
side after the Battle of Pluto, just before the Siege of Terror.
But what action did this Alphares do before the Warmaster Horus to symbolize this?
So straight from the top again, Andy, would you like to read out your answer?
As we all know, he did the hand jive.
Would you care to explain the hand jive?
Basically he went to Horus Lupercal.
I may be leaving the traitors, but we can do the hand jive, we can do the hand jive,
we can do the hand jive.
Yeah, oh baby, we can do the hand jive.
And they just did the whole thing for like an hour.
Is that like jazz hands?
The idea of I'm leaving the traitor side, jazz hands.
I don't know why, but that feels canon.
That does feel very canon to me.
I enjoy that site a lot.
Unfortunately, I'm not so sure.
I don't think I got that one.
It would have been much better reading.
It would have been a true Alpha Legion move there.
Eli, would you like to read out your answer?
This is just a guess.
I think it might be wrong.
But I said blew up an asteroid based thingy, which also killed his squad mates.
It was like a communications base or something, but that might not have anything to do with
the Siege of Terror.
And maybe what happened wasn't the Praetorian of Dorne book, which was a cringe book.
Fighting words there.
Would you care to call out the author of that book too?
Yes I would.
I was very unhappy with him.
What was his name, John something?
John French is it?
Yeah.
Imperial fist lover friggin' nm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
It was a dumb book, okay?
All the people were expecting that to like the uh-
He's on a winning streak, he's like I can get away with that.
It may be very grumpy when I read it.
He's got all the space he needs to throw in whatever he wants.
It's just well-
Yeah whatever, keep going.
Okay.
So Colin, I'm breaking at that point, I'm a liar.
Colin would you like to read out your answer?
Uh yes, to the war master Horus when this alpha legionnaire left, before he left he
punched Horus square in the family jewels.
Oh my god, I think um, I don't know if I have to, if I was gonna break a point where we
mentioned do the Primarchs indeed have family jewels, but maybe let's not touch that with
even a 10-foot pole at this point, because that just might be a bit uh TMI shall we say.
What led you to give that answer, if I can ask why?
Uh well you see I threw my own little visualization into the chat.
See I imagined that picture and I just thought it was-
Saying that for you.
That's for the edit, right.
What if I can, what if you combined yours and Andy's answers when he punched him in
the family jewels and it just happened.
Oh my god, um that's just okay.
Unfortunately that's not what happened.
So for question number eight, I wish it was actually both your answers, but the answer
is he shattered a dagger in his fist.
So before war master Horus and Abaddon, sorry or Abaddon for someone who's gonna correct
me on that, he, a marine claiming to be Alpharis walked up to the war master, took a dagger
out from his side and he shattered it in his fist as a sort of symbolization of that they
are, the bond is broken.
This came shortly after the quote unquote death of Alpharius at the hands of Dorne.
Probably Eli not happy with that.
Cringe, cringe.
That book.
Get imperial fisted Bozo.
Yeah you can't believe it.
I think, unfortunately no one, that's the first time no one's got a point on this quiz.
As much as punching in the family jewels and jazz hands is hilarious, I unfortunately cannot
hear any points for that.
And yeah, just jiving.
Someone needs to animate that one day if we can.
I would just, I wish that I would be canon.
We'll contact John French.
So you have cringe to counter your cringe.
I have cringe.
Oh God.
I was going with that.
So for question based and cringe and that's based.
So the question number nine.
So Christian number nine was when asked for their name, the alpha Legion, sorry, soft
in the game when the alpha speak, when asked for their name, the alpha Legion replies,
I am alpha.
Even common Legionaries undergo surgery to make themselves identical to their prime
marks.
Who is the only human to ever recognize alpha and Omegon?
Now starting back from the top again, Andy, what, let me know what were you thinking?
What was your answer?
Well, originally I thought, Oh, who's kind of got that weird uncanny knows everything
attitude and I thought you, Freddie Keeler.
But then you mentioned the book Legion, I went, Oh wait, cabal are in that book.
Ah, is it a perpetual boy by the name of John grammaticus?
Because I'm pretty sure he's in that book.
And if it's not him, it's one of his mates.
It's one of the cabal who are like, we just know everything.
And see, I put John grammaticus.
So I might finally get a point.
I think that's a pretty, pretty good, good place there.
So one, a point, you have a point.
Don't worry.
One, just one more point.
Unfortunately, begging is not one of the answers.
So I can't even, I wasn't begging.
It was just a spare.
What answer did you give?
I also said John, John grammaticus, uh, or I mean, I read about there being some random
guy who stabbed a various and wounded him, but I'm not sure if that's actually true.
And I don't remember reading it in the book.
So I think John grammaticus is the more likely answer.
I can't help but notice there might be something else you've written below that too.
Would you care to explain?
Not the number, but the one I was hoping you could read that for us.
Yes.
Uh, I'll say it for this question.
Cause I think it might be appropriate, but, um, he put extra bonus odds.
So alpha Ossie and Omakon.
Unfortunately, it wasn't me this time.
I'm hoping to see our subscriber count plummeting in real time.
If you regret watching our channel, please let us know the timestamp, but which point
you decided this was not worth it.
Unfortunately, the bonus answer I cannot accept, um, but not bad for the actual legit one.
Uh, Colin, would you like to give, what was your answer that you gave us?
I just, uh, I just said the emperor.
I, uh, I was running low on ideas.
And I guess putting the emperor in the confines of saying he's human was quite ambitious of
you.
I have to say.
I think I might say, yeah, great, great answer.
But he's the one who said it.
Not me.
Zero, zero, zero inquisitor.com.
Yes.
But one God worth worshiping.
And it is mighty Sigmar.
Sigma same universe.
He's not in the right universe.
Kick him, kick him back into his little fantasy.
Uh, in that case, Azurian.
Cheeky answer.
So I have to say that is a point for again, a point for Eli and a point for now Andy.
So I just like to say thanks everyone for your support in watching me not get any points
for about half an hour.
Plus it means a lot to me that I finally just called back a little bit of credibility.
He accepted that with tears in his eyes that we will as she will in our imagination.
Just in my eyes everywhere.
I am covered in tears.
I'm not sure how to take that.
So now it's time for the bonus question.
So I'll quickly read out the answers just again for everyone listening.
So this was, I was looking for which of these statements was a lie.
So number one, Alfarius was in secret at the Imperium's reunion with Angron, disguised
as a world eater legionary.
Number two, Alfarius envied only one of his brothers Sanguineous.
Or number three, Alfarius has personally killed a custodian guard.
So back to the top again, Andy, what answer did you give me?
Well, I know for a fact that he killed a custodian.
So I knew number three wasn't a lie.
And I think, and I think when I remember what I've heard of his book, what I remember of
when I read his book, I'm pretty sure he admired someone.
It wasn't Sanguineous.
He's a bit of an edgelord like that.
I think he admired the lion because he could keep his secret.
I don't know about the question one part of it.
So I went question two is a lie.
He didn't admire Sanguineous.
He didn't necessarily not like him, but he admired the lion, but I might be wrong.
So I am literally dragging the team down with my two points.
So it's a good, good amount of exposition and explanation around that.
I like, I think that's pretty solid.
Eli, what did you put?
Well, I also put two because I know that he killed the custodian.
I'm very, fairly certain that the world leaders one is true, but the Sanguineous thing kind
of sounded like it could have been true actually, because I knew it was something like that,
but I'm pretty sure number two is the alleged lie.
I won't be accepting the Alpha Osi Omicum answer on that one.
Just know, you know, we're friends.
So that can remain between us and people listening.
And Colin, which one did you put?
I put three because I haven't read any of the Horus Heresy novels.
Oh, he's putting it out there.
Oh, it's from the Alpharius novel.
It's the Primarch novels.
It is from the novella.
It's still the Horus Heresy.
In fact, I'd like to possibly confirm a rumor.
It is in fact true that no one on the law crimes team can actually read.
So therefore Colin is completely fine.
Your script writing is very rough for me.
We throw it out the wall.
Like we open, Jeff, what is it you have in the US?
It's like those spaghetti with the letters on them and we throw it out the wall.
We throw it out the wall.
We hope we have scripts and that's how our Warhammer lore on every channel is made.
It's official.
That is of course a lie.
So I see there's a thing.
I think Eli and Andy chose the same one.
Whereas the answer for the bonus question, none of you got right.
It was one.
It was number one.
I thought that was true.
So the answer was the lie.
Alpharius was in secret at the Imperium's reunion with Angra.
I thought he was.
Disguised as a world eater.
I was suspicious of that one, but the second one I was sure like everyone likes it.
Was it just some random Alpha Legion there?
How curious is an edgelord?
It is stated in the Alpharius book that he was in disguise.
He had a suit of, was it grey power armor that he was used to disguise himself?
He part of many different Legions and he was there supposedly for many of the reunions
with the Emperor and their Primarchs.
But it is stated that he was glad not to have been the one with Angra.
For number two, it wasn't that Alpharius admired the lion, but Alpharius states that he was
envious of only one of his brothers.
And it says right next to it, yes, we are envious.
And he was envious of Sanguinus because he envied the fact that Sanguinus had wings and
he could fly.
Oh yeah, yeah.
The idea.
The lion got me up there.
Yeah, very close.
And he liked the idea of that.
He was jealous in a way of that feeling of freedom.
And for number three, Alpharius did personally kill a custodian guard as, I hate to say,
maybe as like a young infant, technically.
He was found on Terra and he, spoilers for some of the other answers, but we're already
given it so it's fine.
So he was found on Terra and he initially was trained by Malkador.
And one of his, I say, self-imposed tasks was to help ensure security within the Imperial
Palace.
And he did that by proving a certain weakness within the custodian's protection.
He did this by infiltrating the palace and in that move, he was, let's say, caught red-handed
at one point by a custodian.
So he, let's just say, he took him out, brethren.
He took him out the back and he dealt with him.
Made him past tense.
Stuffed him in a barrel and he donned his armor.
So am I right in thinking he kind of inspired the blood games the custodians do?
Because they were like, that's not a bad idea.
It is true.
And even myself, I'm working on my Val Dor video.
Please check that when it comes out.
Shameless plug.
Well, it's probably already out by now, actually.
So go watch that.
But in Val Dor's own novella, it is stated that in sort of secret, he came up with the
idea, but in truth, it actually came from Alpharius himself, which is your dead-on,
Andy.
So I'm just going to quickly add up the scores on the doors.
I have them written down here.
Is everyone ready to take the verbal beating and hear how they did?
I will accept third place with dignity and pride.
So if you were listening to the quiz, this was out of a possible 15 points in time.
I'll start in third place.
We have our, let's just say our king, our comrade, our good friend Andy in last place
with two points, two glorious points.
Big round of applause.
Don't actually clap because that will ruin the microphones.
So big, big clap.
Big up for Andy.
We are recording this in October, so he got one point for each orc god.
Yeah, the orcs have made me stupider as I've been doing.
It's not his fault.
It's never his fault.
In second place is Colin with a big strong four points.
Let's go.
It was an Alpha Legion quiz, so this was designed to ruin your sense of self-worth.
And so you've done pretty good.
But once again, continuing his winning streak, Eli with not two, not four, but one, two,
three, four, five, six, six and a half points.
Still not even a passing grade though.
Once again, winning.
Undefeated.
Undefeated, Eli.
So that was the quiz for the Alpha Legion.
What are your current thoughts, boys?
I wish I knew more, but I'm glad I won.
I think you did pretty good there, Defeat.
The one where you called, I thought I was going to really throw you off with the Ifrit
stealth squad one.
I thought that would be a, no one's going to get that one.
But I was surprised you-
Are you telling me Ligma wasn't valid?
It's valid, but only in my heart.
It's actually not one of the answers to the quiz.
The Rangdhan-Zena side as well, I thought that one was a, I expected everyone to get
that I thought.
So did I, and I second guessed myself.
Defeat, you guys were, you were onto it, but the name I think may have eluded you.
John Grammaticus one.
Ooh, that's a, I think I might have given it away a little bit, but I think it was a
good catch to be fair though.
There's actually a very cool part, I think if you guys have read it in the lore where
I think he gets his nose broken, doesn't he?
John Grammaticus.
And he, as he's like healing from that, he notices that Alpharius and Omegon, they look
completely identical and not in the sense that you can notice small differences from
the other Legionaries, even though they've all had like surgery to look like the Primarchs.
He notices that those two are utterly, utterly identical to every level.
And that's how he picks them out.
So it's a very cool moment.
Sounds awesome.
Yes.
So thank you all so much for listening.
This was the second in the quiz playlist, shall we say.
If you want to go check out part one, it was on the Death Guard.
I was completely ruined in that one.
So this was your revenge.
You don't want to see it kind of a revenge, shall we say, for, for, let's say me being
quiz master on this one.
You go definitely check that one out.
And so what?
Yeah.
So for for next time, Colin, what are we doing a quiz on next time?
Next we are switching settings.
We are going back to an old world filled with darkness and hope.
And we are going to where else but the greatest nation in the Warhammer world, retroactively
called Malice because Games Workshop loves fake Latin.
The center of it all, the Empire of Man.
Yes.
Call for just a call for.
Go for it.
Oh, France.
So this is a preface.
How's everyone's knowledge on one fantasy, Andy?
I will be preemptively reordering my third place medal.
That's how I feel.
Not too bad.
I mean, Eli, like semi OK with fantasy, but I love fantasy, but I haven't read any of
the content or books for a long time.
Yeah, but I think maybe maybe the struggle will be glorious.
We'll have to see.
Be sure to check it out when it comes out.
I'm sure Colin, you'll ruin our ruin us.
Just please ruin us.
I'm very excited for the expert.
Oh, pain and if you played along, type in the comments below what you got your score,
what your score was.
Let us know how you did.
And if there was any law crimes, be sure to let us know because it's Alpha Legion.
Most certainly all of it was either wrong, misinformed or a lie.
Thank you all so much for watching and we'll see you guys on the next one.
Peace.
Take care.
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