So the the relic plague knife for its gurgling doom hal put defiler fair guess
um colin colin put burbles burbles
watch i like that you said it sounded gross and and hal put do me mcstabby
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 40k pub quiz where we are going to be seeing who has the best knowledge of warhammer 40k amongst us the law crimes crew so today i'm joined by eli hal and colin and i will be hosting the affair today so we're talking about the death guard now let's see what our knowledge base is like. Eli how do you feel about the death guard and your knowledge about them?
Oh well if i'm being honest they're probably my least favorite space marine legion so and i'm not overly confident but i'll try my best.
And they're a chaos faction you love chaos.
Yeah but i mean play against death guard too many times on the tabletop and it's like i can't even yeah they're slow and uh ugly slinash is pretty and fast that's what i'm i'm a slinash guy.
Hal what about you? Death guard are vile disgusting i like things that remind me of myself.
You fit right in.
Right in um i think unfortunately i am with eli uh slinash is my favorite i am a uh chaos scum
um but i will say death guard have they've got something there's something interesting about them they are they are quintessentially horrifying and that's like you know we love that.
Well notice on the video i've put colin the closest to me so you guys are furthest away so i'm like chaos boys can go over there after slipping colin notes.
We can stay together.
Yeah yeah yeah this is the answer uh speaking of which colin how do you feel about the death guard and your knowledge about them?
I i have it i'd like to say it's a decent bit of knowledge but realistically speaking i know several little fun facts and then if you ask me anything deeper at lore i'm uh i'm a little bit out of my depth.
Fair enough well okay what we're going to do today because this is our first pub quiz episode there's going to be three rounds so we're going to have easy questions intermediate questions and then difficult questions.
There'll all be a point each except for one particular question near the end and we're going to have the guys basically send me their messages incognito i'll basically do three questions we'll round it up and do the score and then we'll go on to the next round all make sense.
I'm not i i'm so definitely afraid of like accidentally spilling my answer to them i'm gonna ruin it.
Feel free to have some banter and you know i'll be getting the messages from them with their answers and if you're at home watching of course play along and if you really think you did okay and you didn't cheat put how many you got right in the comments if you like just for bragging rights and if you get perfect we will be sending the inquisition just to make sure you weren't cheating.
Okay if you do cheat i'm inside of your walls.
Inside your walls with a hatchet but still how about we get started off with round number one so these are the pretty easy going questions so number one what was the legions original name before being changed into the death guard.
Oh thank god i know this one.
Do we get uh points taken away for spelling because i know no no i already sent my answer.
I am a visceral disappointment in terms of spelling.
Imagine if it was the adeptus custodians and we were like what's this person's name and you went oh no did they have an umlaut you know did they have a weird accent above their letters.
No it's not one of those kind of quizzes.
We do we do discriminate against accents above letters that is the official stance of law crimes we officially discriminate.
The ambiar king he's called the amber king there's no little triangle above yeah definitely not inspired by anything in real life i swear.
Okay have we all put our answers down.
Yes.
Okey dokey so the second question of round one what is the name of the legions unique bladed scythe power weapon.
This isn't a specific weapon that someone it's a type of weapon exclusively for the death guard.
So not like call or something.
No no it's the vague name of this type of weapon.
Jerome the obliterator.
And i believe yeah typhus has one and it's the the champions of the legion have one and i think that includes the first company but you know that's that's their own thing.
Okay we all put our answers down.
There we go i'm just going to call my if i had a weapon like that i think i'd call it a knifemc knife face or something.
Okay i see you've all sent your answers brilliant.
Okay and the last question for round one what was the name of the corrupted death guard astartes that would be transformed into the demon known as the lord of flies.
And that's from the novel flight of the eisenstein from the horus heresy book series.
What the heck is the guy's name.
Oh this is the easy round.
The easy one this is the easy stuff come on we're all masters.
I was really i was really hoping the question would be what was the name of the demon prince that this guy turned into because that was way easier.
Is there anyone else that they haven't prepared as well.
Wait wait i'm gonna take wait i'm gonna take my answer back.
And worry until and not until the end of the round and everyone sent everything will i review them and i will i will i will be pitiless with your responses if they are particularly weird and i will mention them.
Yes but to be fair this guy is literally on the front cover of the book he's in the horus heresy legions card game.
And he had a fist fight well i think it was a fist fight with garrow on on the moon of terror so you should remember his name he's a he's a he's a pretty important like beginning character.
Damn it's like i thought the answer to this is a classic.
I can't read these in order.
I don't know the answer to the question but.
Oh man.
It makes you feel better i've got a cinder i've got that same cinder confess.
Oh man.
It feels funny because like my videos are so like in depth and i feel like i'm being exposed.
I've last time i read this book was like literally years ago and the character hasn't been in my brain ever since that time.
All right.
I see you've all got your you've got your answers and i will be saying i'm doing a video on him very soon.
But anyway shame so that's the end we love it that's shameless blob yep i saw i thought about him earlier and i was like i should do a video on him so okay we're going to go through with.
Person not each person individually we're going to just go through all of them and i'll say them all at once so okay so the answer to the first question which to remind the audience was.
Is the original name of the 14th legion before they changed to the death god and that is the dusk raiders and you all got that correct so one point.
Now all this is interesting oh okay so the second question was what is the unique lady did site power weapon of the death god now both amber king that's how and pancreas in the work which is Colin they put death site which is incorrect.
However, Eli dead lifts put man reaper which is the correct term for those big bladed sides so that was only material and so i just threw it out there his one is called i think it's called silence his weapon.
Oh you're right it's unique one yeah so yeah they're called man reapers because kind of on the nose from games workshop but they reap men i guess and all these are some interesting as connotations.
It was a bit too we were a bit too on the nose yeah so this third question which i thought was quite easy none of you got correct but i'm just going to read the nice easy.
Starting so starting with Eli's answer Garfield lokan of the death god there is so much wrong with that answer.
That one's a bit foul that's a sit in the corner one after that how put kaiaphas cane yeah it's the kaiaphas it's the other kaiaphas is it kaiaphas cane.
There's a death god with the name kaiaphas and i couldn't remember his name. Why did you add cane? Because i thought it sounded good.
At least at least at least Colin was somewhat like close it was typhon he put but the answer is solon desius. Oh yeah i definitely had that in my back pocket.
He was he basically turned into a demon because he was just like i don't like Garrow i don't like Garrow yeah and he just transformed and he killed a bunch of sisters of silence and i was like oh i like them anyway.
Round two begins these are the medium questions okay so get ready so now we all know to breathe everyone take a nice calm breath okay so the first question so we all know that specific legions and chapters have specific.
Titles which change the name of certain like they make unique titles for things like for example we've got rune priest instead of librarians for the space wolves.
So in that same vein since their fall to chaos the apothecaries of the death guard changed their title what is it but they're not called apothecaries they are called something else.
Oh lord god i should have researched this. Is it a death trial terminator?
Center for what they do like to be honest you could probably guess this one if you think about what do apothecaries in skinny what do the death guard like.
They're kind of you know they're like the kind of sickly that kind of naughty boys they're like they're like they like toxins and diseases.
I'm giving you some hints you know like it's kind of like doctors doctors sometimes do i'm not afraid to say it out loud but i'm thinking something like brewmaster within that realm.
That's that's that sounds like a you know like a squat thing like i am the brewmaster i get through the walk with all my high grade alcohol.
Yeah exactly meod everywhere all over the floor i just need an answer from he does pretty good so i couldn't blame him for that.
The great thing is i think hal is doing the hosting for the next one so he's gonna get me back with it.
I'm gonna put an answer that i know is wrong but i like it it might be funny.
Okay question two what is the name of the demon engine siege tanks first constructed by mortarion these are called this this is a real medium energy question.
I think i might know the answer they are they are big big demon engine tanks they are they are a piece you can buy on the tabletop they are pretty interesting looking.
And they have a quite disgusting name as a lot of these do.
Colin please tell me you're doing as badly as i am.
Oh don't worry about that one.
Don't worry i mean they've both given me their answers i believe.
Oh i don't know.
Whatever you put as long as it's not kai if it's kate again it's gonna be better than mine.
I know we're called law crimes but that's something else.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Kind of spider Lee.
That's a good kind of spindle about this is like a such a weakness in my knowledge right now.
You must be able to get this one all right this is this is like a snark this into medium as like okay surely.
All right.
We all know about the flagships of the primarchs so the glory on a class battleships what is the glory on a class battleship and flagship of mortarion and thus the death guard what's their biggest ship.
I read this not that long ago.
It turns up a lot in the books i gotta be honest.
Shame shame has plugged i did a jai tai khan video and it's in that it's in one of those.
It's in the path of heaven it's in the path of heaven.
Yeah i'm going through that one right now.
I'd like to downgrade my knowledge from fuck facts.
I will say as well I wasn't going through like obscure text for this I was just like going through the wiki to like boost my memory and like oh yeah that's that's an interesting fact here and there.
So these are simple these are simple things you can find on the basic hub of information for warhammer so they're not I haven't found them snuck inside a secret tome that hasn't been read in 20 years or anything or like a really old codex like now this is stuff we can see clear as day out in the open.
I haven't done my wiki binge on the death drive.
I avoided it.
Yeah, I am.
It's in my head, I think I've got part of it in my head I can't remember the rest of it.
It's only one word.
There's a hint for you.
Uh oh.
You can change your answer I haven't read it yet.
All right.
Let me know when you've made your answers.
All right. I've committed probably a law crime.
Right, I've committed my own law crime.
Are we all good. I'm done. Yeah, I'm done.
Okay, right. So let's start off with what I thought was actually quite an easy question.
So since they're all together, what are the apothecaries of the Legion called.
Oh no. Yeah, this is bad.
Oh, that's okay. So yeah, let's start with. We'll start with how because it's just how put politicians.
Nice. I think the parallels are there.
I don't know why I drew a massive blank on this one.
To be fair, Colin got it half right Colin put plague doctors, which is so close but Eli got it correct.
Oh surgeon.
Dr. First and then I changed my mind.
Because this is our first episode of the pub quiz. Are we going to allow half points or do we not believe in that.
I think half points should be allowed in case of even though this is not this will not be a tie this one.
I think we'll get we'll give Colin a half point for that one then.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. So what is the name of the demon engine siege tanks.
Okay. So our answers are.
Okay. Yes. No. No.
Again, we're going to go to tell you how we're going to go to how first bile tank.
Okay.
I could truly do a blank on this one, which is which is in fairness better than Collins answer of SS plaguey Mcplague face.
Which makes me want to deduct a point but I mean if I did the law crime of kai's game I think you can get away with that.
And again, golden boy. Eli is correct with plague burst crawler.
Very good. You guys got a table top more. I don't own any.
I don't own any tables.
Two and a half games I think I've lost a death guard too many times to not know what these tanks are called.
You have such bitter rage about them. You know every detail because you're like I'm going to defeat them.
I'm a 0% win rate.
Oh, and again, last one of this round. What is the flagship Gloria on a class battleship of the death guard.
Now how went backwards to what I said earlier and his answer was silence which is incorrect.
That's the weapon Mortarian wheels. That's his sife.
I think there's no bar.
There is a there is one of the ships that has something of silence in the book.
I think that's what tripped me up.
Fair effort from Colin with contagion.
Once again, boy Eli endurance endurance.
Oh, I didn't know that I didn't know that I should have not.
It's not a low ship name. So I'm in the dark.
This isn't the pillar of autumn.
No, it's not the shadow of intent.
Exactly.
Now it has come to the final round.
Now I'm going to do two questions and then the third one.
You I'm just going to raise the stakes a bit you have a there are seven answers to the last question.
And each one you get correct you get half a point.
So it's all still to play for.
You could turn it around guys.
I mean, I think I think it's fair to say Eli is very far ahead.
But that could change.
Okay.
Forever.
I know the people.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm so weak.
We're the underdogs.
And I'm interested. I'm interested to see what people are going to put in the comments like these questions are ridiculous.
But we'll see.
Okay.
So here's one similar vein to the one about the plague surgeons before their gradual extinction within the Legion.
The tech Marines of the Legion for a unique title.
What was it?
So they are tech Marines, but they have their own name similar to a plague surgeon.
But it's for the guys who like to work on vehicles, which they stopped doing because they, I guess, all rot and rusted.
And then they went, we don't need them anymore.
And they just kind of disappeared over time.
Oh, man.
Hey, is anyone else like is anyone else got this like in their head?
No, no.
Colin's already made an answer and he just said, no, very confident.
I wrote I wrote plaguey Mcplague face.
What do you think?
I think it's a very good question.
Were they named?
Were they called this pre-harassee?
Can we ask?
Yes, they were.
There was actually a Death Guard Black Shield who served along alongside Endrid Ha of the World Eaters who bore this title.
And the subtitle is his his title is, you know, don't Google the video I did on him as cheating.
It's not going to be chaos either.
Can we get a how many words?
Two words.
It's a something something.
It's a one syllable, two syllables.
So it's duh duh duh.
Oh, it's one syllable, two syllables.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, we got to keep it moving.
So I just don't know.
I'm drawing a blank.
Come on.
I'm just going to put something that sounds cool.
Deaf technicians.
With their death grudge.
We've got an answer from Hal.
Yes.
Eli now.
Don't panic.
Don't worry.
Okay, all the answers are in.
Panic panic panic.
This one's actually tougher than that one.
So we're going to talk about a chapter relic of the Death Guard.
So they have a Plague Knife relic said to contain the infamous contagion gurgling doom.
What is the weapon called?
It's a plague knife.
Man, I wish I had done a like a Death Guard.
I like how quickly I'm getting answers from Colin and now Hal like dun dun.
They're like, I don't care to something.
To be honest, this way Eli is going to win anyway.
It's like when you're failing a test, you just put whatever down.
Could you say the question again, please?
Okay, so what is the name of the chapter relic plague knife said to contain the contagion gurgling doom?
I feel like I know.
If you get stabbed with it, you get the gurgling doom.
Is this the one that's in Dark Imperium?
All I'm going to say is it's got a really gross name.
I'll read it later and everyone who doesn't know this is going to go, it's kind of one of those names.
It's only one word, so it's one word, but you would think it was two words, but it isn't.
Oh, okay. I thought the right type someone that was like probably quite silly.
It's three syllables.
All right. Well, I liked I liked my answer at first and then I was told it's one word.
So I have something much less impressive now.
Yeah, yeah.
They've kind of smudged two together that made it one kind of like law crimes and we've got it law crimes.
So it's like it's that kind of thing where they've just smushed them together.
I think everyone's answered.
I'm not sure if the name the word I put is friendly for YouTube.
Okay, well, that's why you can move them over.
Oh my. Okay.
Well, this is the big bucks question and it's a tricky one, but there are seven possible answers and each is worth half a point.
So get as many as you can.
So there are seven plague companies of the Death Guard.
Oh, man, I told you I think, um, God, this is like, um, it's like you think you studied for something and then the test is just on completely different.
The thing is, I didn't know how difficult you wanted them to be.
So when you said this is a hard question.
But I did, I did give you like extra points potential.
So you could do really well with this.
I'm just I'm just imagining you all kind of like sweating.
They're like, what the hell is a plague?
What is a plague company?
Basically, yes.
Seven companies for the guys who love the number seven.
And what's each one called?
Is this in the Legion?
Not like the war band?
This is this is the corrupted Death Guard because they love their number seven.
And so they have seven companies.
Oh, man, I might just just put some like sexy, educated guess.
It's not the feel I'm on.
These days are so nerdy.
I'll tell you a tip, though.
Two of them actually have Mortarian's name in them.
Mortarian something and Mortarian something something.
Oh, God.
Mortarian's spicy pizzeria.
Mortarian spicy meatball.
God, don't taste it.
Don't like it.
Don't get.
Who knows what you'll get?
Oh, man, this is like Colin.
Eli, tell me what you're struggling, please.
I'm just guessing random names.
I'm not struggling because I have no idea what I'm doing.
I think I'm spelling a lot of this wrong, by the way.
That's OK.
We'll take into account your terrible spelling.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
We have a lot of good answers for this one.
I've only got two.
I'm struggling, boys.
That is seven things down.
Put three more.
One of them is a bit cheeky.
It's like a technicality kind of answer.
So lovely.
OK, I'm putting one more.
I like to so you guys get an idea who are watching.
I've got 10 notifications from Eli, three from Colin and two from Hal.
Just thinking of them.
OK, there's a different spread.
I'm doing them all in one.
Yeah, I threw mine all in one.
Oh, sorry.
It was just nice seeing Eli's counter going tick, tick, tick, tick.
I'll be wrong all in one sitting.
Thank you.
Damn, man.
Hal's doing a lot of grunting.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Be kind to me, please.
Before that, the Remembrancer was the most evil quiz host in 40K.
Wait till I get my high elf quiz.
I'm just going to I'm just going to like make names up and you've got decent odds of them being right.
It's a fair.
You all really knickers and that is actually OK.
These aren't war bands.
These are companies.
Seven great companies of the Death Guard.
Plague companies.
OK, I've got some like some real guesses and there's just there's one that's really not.
So we've all committed our answers, have we?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
OK, so we'll go through the other two answers first.
So let's have a look.
So, oh, OK, it's bad.
He's right.
Right.
So, right.
So before their extinction, the tech marines of the Legion were called what?
I believe Hal has put the Rust workers.
Interesting.
Colin Colin has put tech cure.
And Eli has put.
Let me just see.
The Eisenstein.
OK, it was none of those.
They are called Forge Tyrants.
Oh, that's very edgy.
That is a fun name, isn't it?
Not what I thought they were going with.
I thought Rust worker was pretty.
That's in the realm.
That's an actual guess.
Forge Tyrants.
OK, so I bet none of you.
No, no, no, no.
So the the Relic Plague Knife for its gurgling doom, Hal put defiler.
Fair guess.
Colin Colin put burbles.
I like that.
You said it sounded gross.
And and how put do me McStabby.
Eli put that.
Sorry, Eli put that.
Sorry.
Yeah, you're all wrong.
This weapon is called Pus Cleaver.
I'm part of the burbles.
I do like bubbles.
We need to have that as like the official.
We'll have to get foam.
OK, so what I'm going to do with this one with the seven, I'm going to go for each person.
So we'll start off with Eli because Eli's most open already and he's on the most far left.
So go left to right.
So Eli's picks are seventh sons, grandfathers Legion, plague spreaders,
Mortarion's hand, Mortarion's plague spreaders, Mortarion's Chosen, and Seventh Company.
And looking at my, oh I think, hmm, okay.
Looking at that, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna give you a point because it's a difficult question.
So I'm gonna give you a point for one of those answers, which I'll explain later.
Okay, so let's now go on to Hal.
Please don't.
Oh good, I'm blessed.
Okay, Shrouded Veil, Mortarion's Contagion, Mortarion's Reapers, Poisonous Touch,
Brittany Bitch, Barabarra's sons, Barabarra's sons, and Mortarion's sons.
Just a guess.
I'm gonna give you a half point for one of those.
Yeah.
Please tell me it was Brittany Bitch.
I have seen.
It was not that one, I'm afraid.
I do not deserve any of this.
And it's the same vein as, between you and Hal you got one absolutely correct.
I'm missing two answers.
Okay.
Okay Colin.
I'm ending strong.
Okay, you've done the same thing.
You've got Mortarion's Blessed, you've got Nurgle's Chosen, you've got Typhus and the Sikibois,
you've got Bringers of Rot, Mortarion's Spite, Caiaphas, Kain and Goku.
Okay, well I'm gonna give you all half a point because Colin you put Nurgle's Chosen, Hal
you put Mortarion's Sons, and Hal you put, sorry, and Eli you put Mortarion's Chosen.
That's close enough to the seventh company Mortarion's Chosen Sons.
So between all three of them you kind of got that one right.
So I'm going to name the other six.
So the first one is the Harbingers, the second is the Feric Blight,
the third one is Mortarion's Anvil, the fourth one is the Cheeky One,
it's just called the fourth company.
There isn't a special name.
Come on.
Just the fourth company.
The fourth company.
Same.
So, and actually because Eli put seventh company and it was a similar vein,
I'm going to give you half a point for that because it's similar.
True, true friends.
So you get a full point Eli.
The fifth one was the Poxmongers, and the sixth was the Ferrymen or the Brethren of the Fly.
So they're kind of a mix.
I like that.
Either one would have been good.
Okay, so, oh god.
I feel like we were all like the meme of your last three brain cells.
Well, while I tally the points, you guys want to discuss how that went while I just tally points up for a second.
Awful.
I'm straight up.
Man.
I would say that at least Eli's to bounce out his win did the worst war crime, lore crime,
but then he got a barrel, but then he ended up with Kai of his game.
I think Andy, you might back me up on this. There is a character whose name is Kyphus,
and I couldn't remember what his last name and I just went Kyphus Kane.
I think Kane sounds cool with it because I associate anything that has Kyphus must be Kane after.
I swear there's a character called Kyphus.
Isn't there Andy?
I swear.
What's the character who goes to terror and he presents himself before the Lords of Terror?
Is that the Peniel Girl?
No, that's Crysos Morturg.
That's who I was thinking of.
Did you guys know memes?
He was also a Black Shield.
Yeah, I was wrong.
Right, okay, this is an interesting turnout of, yeah.
So, final scores. We only have a second and first place.
So, in joint second place with one and a half points, Hal and Colin.
Let's go!
So you both got Dusk Raiders and a half point each game.
I think that's correct.
Although I gave Colin an extra half point, didn't I? So actually, no.
No, give me that.
Colin is two points with second place.
I want to clap for that.
That's hilarious.
Eli won with five and no, six points.
That's pretty commendable though.
Better than I thought I would too.
That was a journey everyone.
That was a journey.
Please let us know how many you got in the comments.
We'll be interested to see how many of you got the fourth company known as The Fourth Company.
Any other closing thoughts on the Death Guard?
I need to read more about them.
I feel like I understand, from my own Warhammer experience, I understand them, I know how they think, but I don't know a damn thing about anything they do.
Oh man.
Make sure you let us know how bad of a conniption fit you had.
Eli, for winning, do you have any thoughts to any commiserations to give to your fellow quiz teammates?
Geez.
Yeah, a little disappointed.
Damn, I disappointed him.
I'm not as familiar with the Death Goosey as you are.
The rage at the, truly the mightiest lawmaster has spoken.
I'm not that, I'm not really.
Wow.
We have no Death Guard law, no Maidens.
I'm very surprised at how little, I guess not how little, but how much more I got.
I think just playing Warhammer every once in a while has aided me on a couple of these answers.
It's such a hole in my knowledge.
I'm angry because I remember reading about Man Reaper a while ago, and I put Death Scythe to it's dive.
I can't believe I got in Terrence.
I can't be without that one.
I just thought, what was Pre-Hershey Death Guard all about?
And it was being tough and stuff.
Being chunky boys.
Well, thank you all for watching, and for the next quiz, it will be with yours truly as Quizmaster, and it will be on the Alpha Legion.
So I hope you guys know nothing.
That one will be perhaps the most difficult and maybe the most easiest quiz we'll have to see.
I'll give you a spoiler. Every answer is going to be I am a farioth from me.
That's actually a good idea.
Just be like, half point, every answer, half point, because you are Alpharis.
A secret point.
Thank you all very much for watching.
Remember to like and subscribe, and we'll catch you all next time.
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