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Hello ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and

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welcome back to law crimes. Hello everybody Yeah,

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we're doing something. We're doing something

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today Who wants to explain what this episode

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means because we're talking about the quote darwin

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awards what is that yeah i say because colin

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we we were discussing it before the episode do

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you want to explain what a darwin award is for

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people so you know darwin award is uh that's

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an older internet thing i'm thinking about it

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that's i'm just feeling a little old thinking

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about the first time we're at darwin award because

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i was probably too young to be looking at things

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called darwin awards we might be unc but no it's

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it's uh it's a death it's someone who died but

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they died in a way that you look at and you just

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kind of go like what did you think you know it's

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a darwin award because it's like you are not

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passing on your genes you goddamn idiot that's

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yeah you're a you're a fool for the way you died

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basically usually funny because as up as that

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is sometimes it's like it's kind of funny the

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way you went out my guy or at the very least

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it's like what what did you think any other outcome

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would be but the end of your life. Yeah, it's

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like those videos you see on, well, you see these

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articles online, it's like, someone thought it'd

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be a good idea to put a firework up to their

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bottom. It's like, which way was it facing? Oh,

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no. Darwin Award. Which way was the firework

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going? It's not being mentioned at the funeral,

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we'll say that. We've got a selection, and of

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course, guys, if you're listening, Good old law

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crimes. If you want to catch us live on Fridays,

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that's when we have our donations and all that

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good stuff there. So you can catch all the people

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making fun of us. And yeah, you guys really,

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in much as I would ever feel good about myself,

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I appreciate being told I goon every week. So

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thanks for that. But yeah, also Spotify, offline,

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all those good stuff. If you join our Discord,

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you can catch the unlisted stream. So it's not

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gone, it's just the link is in our Discord. There's

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a website for Darwin Awards, by the way. Real

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life ones? Real life ones, yeah. I'm not sure

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we're allowed to do that. I don't know if that

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one would go over so well, but it would be...

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Just take a look -see. It'd be in there. It'd

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be in there. We want to talk about some Warhammer

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ones. And don't worry, people listening, because

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we've done Warhammer 40k and Warhammer Fantasy.

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We've got a really good selection. I might do

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the opening one because I did a lot of research

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on this. I had to rack my brain. And I have an

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opening gambit if everyone's kind of ready to

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get into the episode. Fire away. This is a novel

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that maybe some of the people actually in Law

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Crimes have not read. This is in the Eisenhorn

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novels. This is in the second one. And this is

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a scene that makes me laugh every time because,

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yeah, we'll give you some backstory for each

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of the scenes because some of these need to cook

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a little bit. The scene is that Eisenhorn and

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a few of his like entourage, they are sort of

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infiltrating a secret like black market buyout

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scene. They're trying to buy like alpha level

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psychos. They're in disguises and they enter

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this kind of. weird uh what's it called an auction

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yeah an auction and in this auction there are

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like some mutants they are disguised something

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called twists which are like other kind of mutants

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as well and there are other like there's like

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some various hive gangers and other bits and

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then there's possibly some very dangerous death

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cult looking guys and it makes it very explicit

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in this scene that there is also a group who

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are nobles who belong to a sex cult and it's

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very very clear that they are out of their depth

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massively like they are not supposed to be here

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and they realize they are massively out their

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death because they apparently are like they have

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whips and they have like bdsm gear on and they

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look nervous as hell and they shown up for this

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meeting and they're thinking oh my god we are

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like gonna be we're not gonna make it out of

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here we're so dead which Eisenhorn kind of laughs

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himself about. Their death comes about when,

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spoilers, a rogue Inquisitor shows up and reveals

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that he has a demon host with him. And we should

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state as well, at this point, when it was about

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to go down, the group of sex cults were going,

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they were arguing with the doorman because they

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were definitely trying to get out because they

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thought, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, what

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are we doing? and they got blasted and just torn

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apart by a demon host so the darwin award is

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um some people thought they were they were all

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that they turned up some big auction and they

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got torn apart and blasted and shot by uh the

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worst thing is how they went to the sex club

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they got torn apart and then they were torn apart

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it's just it's the juxtaposition in the scene

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of like eisenhower says like they look everyone

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looks dangerous except them they just look ridiculous

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is this in the is this in the first book at the

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beginning second novel okay so in the second

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novel it is just like what a stupid way to go

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like they showed up and they obviously got themselves

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absolutely blasted and pasted there was an old

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guy who was like a weird auctioneer like buying

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guy as well and he also got like torn apart by

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the demon host or shot by an inquisitor like

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in his face it's a complete scene of pandemonium

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but i just thought of that funny scene of like

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those people just they sh what a stupid way to

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go like just turning up to like it's like us

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going into like a deep deep like you know mafia

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meeting and being like okay what are we doing

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why are we here like gangster accents like ah

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tony ah going out and shoot a guy with a gun

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Hal, you're from England. What is that accent?

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What are you doing? Hal's first submission is

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Goonian related. It was. Good point. Of course

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it was. I can't do this scene justice. It's just

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so funny. They're the only ones who look nervous.

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And they're like, oh my god, what are we doing?

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What's going on here? Oh no! Caitlin, we're dead!

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That is the first offering. Absolutely hilarious

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scene. Colin, would you care to give us a Warhammer

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fantasy one? I believe there's certain offerings

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we've like, there's many different groupings

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of ones you could do, particularly with some

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characters. There's a few, but I want to start

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off light with an easy Darwin Award before we

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break out the bigger ones. And I don't know why,

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but the demon Epidemus, like the tally man of

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Nurgle, right? His death in the end time just

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kind of gets me, and maybe it's because of just

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what he does and is. Because he's a plague bear,

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he's a pretty humorless twat, especially by Nurgle

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standards. Great and clean ones, they're smiling

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and happy, and so are Nurglings. plague bearers

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aren't and he's really boring even by their standards

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he just counts all of nurgle's diseases which

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is a never -ending task because he's always making

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new ones he's a typical account he is indeed

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and maybe it's just because he's so much more

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boring compared to everyone else but he's also

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like a glorified like plague tax accountant I

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don't know exactly how to put it, but that's

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kind of the view I have in my head. So with that

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in mind, he just got obliterated by a cannonball

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at the Siege of Altdorf in the end times. Just

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completely annihilated. Poor guy on his chair.

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It's just like, why? It's like, I understand

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he wants to be up there up front, tallying diseases,

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but his movement speed is that of a fat guy carried

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around by a bunch of nurglings on a chair. He

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could have waited until the city was opened up.

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But no, this fat moron told all of his wanderlings,

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go to the wall. Go forward to the wall. And then

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a hellblast of all of them ripped him apart.

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And it's not the most, perhaps the most interesting.

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It's just, it's my opening because it's just,

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what did you think was going to happen? The walls

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were still strong. You were not a great unclean

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one. What was the plan there? good job did he

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count the cannonball as it pulverized him in

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the last moments did he go i don't think he did

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because to be fair when he's getting his head

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caved in normally because he does this stupid

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stuff all the time but you know he's a demon

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so it usually works nine cannonballs is a very

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hard argument to counter as it turns out so that

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that's my first darwin award a good job champ

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you thought that anything you did in that battle

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was a good idea bruh Eli or Andy, is there anyone

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that you can think of that's pretty stupid? Go

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ahead, Eli, if you'd like. Well, I mean, I have

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your list, Hal, which is enough for the entire

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video. But I know what happened in the second

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one, so I'm going to steal it from you, unless

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you really wanted to. No, no, it's all go for

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it. Anyone who knows it. First Claw, Talos and

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his buddies are on a ship. that is exploding

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because uh the exalted decided to blow it up

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while his buddies were on there and send his

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buddies on there anyways and they're trying to

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get out they don't know where they're going and

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all the mortals are running past them and tylo

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says like uh something about oh these are officers

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and yada yada or these guys are coming from this

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area and sarah's like how do you know that uh

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it's because they're it's because they're uniform

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so early he says you're stupid you don't know

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that and so he grabs one And he screams at him.

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Where are you going? Where's your commander?

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Stuff like that. And the guy's ears are bleeding

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and he's now deaf. And he fumbles his gun out

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and shoots Zara on the face. And the bullet pings

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off of Zara's helmet and back into the guy's

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head. And he dies. And then all of Zara's brothers

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laugh at him. He literally I mean, he shot a

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traitor in the face, you know, a brilliant night

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Lord, but what a, what a dumb way. Just immediately.

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Oh, that's pretty. I mean, that's a bad one because

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like you weren't even killed by them. So that

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sucks, man. For the emperor though, for the emperor.

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God, they do not like, and it's the night. They

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just, they have no, if you ever read the night,

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all this trilogy, people, the. First Claw, who

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are their five -man group, they love it when

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the other ones just suffer. If one of them got

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stabbed by a Blood Angel neophyte and they all

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laughed at him being like, you almost died. They

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just don't give a fuck. They don't care. That's

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a bad way to go. I've got one a bit out of left

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field that's just come to my brain. uh in the

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short story endeavor of will which is about first

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captain lysander from the imperial fists they're

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basically on the star fort and it's got a twin

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the other star fort's been infected with like

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a demon virus and destroyed itself and the iron

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warriors of sean too are infiltrating it and

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so they hole up the imperial fists in this kind

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of chapel area And they all around this coffin

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of this like dead hero of the Imperial Fists.

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And they're like, oh, that's weird. We're just

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going to set up here. What's this about? The

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Iron Warriors don't care. They go in with obliterators.

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They go in with, you know, like a bunch of cultists

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and everything. And as the Imperial Fists start

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like pulling back, they knock over the sarcophagus.

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And inside is the dead like skeletal remains

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of the Imperial Fist hero who died from like

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a virus attack thing. But for like a bit of fun.

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the imperial fist has sealed the poison in his

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casket with him so he falls out and flops out

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like skeleton just like releases like all the

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the gas and stuff and it starts eating like all

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the obliterators to death and i just love the

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idea i can't remember how they describe it in

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the short story but like the skulls almost like

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looks like it's laughing as its mouth is hanging

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open looking at them like being eaten alive.

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And I always just kind of like the idea of it,

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like with the arms crossed with like, as it's

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like falling out, like rock album. And I was

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just like, that's, that's genius, but also very

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silly. And I quite liked that one. That is a

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dumb, that is a, that's a bad way to go. I have

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thought of probably, I've got one before we do

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a fancy one, which is, I think it might be the

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worst on the list because this is also from the

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night Lords trilogy. And this is when the spoilers,

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we should say all this is spoilers. Spoilers.

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Spoilers. From which one? Yeah. Second one. I've

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not done the second one yet. I've not done the

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second one yet. Muted. Muted. As a wise man once

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said, all lore is spoilers, by the way. So in

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this book, the Night Lords team up with the Red

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Corsairs and then they betray them. and they

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try to steal one of their ships because it turns

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out it used to be a Night Lords vessel long ago,

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and the Red Corsairs probably killed all the

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Night Lords on it and took it for themselves.

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So they try and steal it back for their legion.

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And the way they do this is they have it betrayed

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from within, and the Night Lords infiltrate,

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and they kind of shove all of the Red Corsairs

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in the bay. But they were taking so long to get

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out of the ship. because they were doing like

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prayers and rituals that the they're literally

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like they're supposed to be on the surface like

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fighting the marines errand or whatever they're

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taking way too long so they tried to like vent

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them into space that didn't really work so the

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red corsairs i can't remember who's the captain

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he's some who's like leading the red corsairs

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like group and he's like we're gonna get back

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in the ship boys so they start walking along

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the out without walking on the outside of the

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ship to basically enter into somewhere else and

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retake it from the Night Lords. Except the Night

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Lords enter the warp. This is a problem because

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if you're on the outside of a ship and you're

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about to enter the warp and you're not within

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the Gellifield, this is apparently such a bad

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death that even the Night Lords in Talos, when

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they find out someone else enacted this, they

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all stop and they go... oh my god that's too

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cruel they literally say that is horrendous because

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like as it happens uh all the red corsairs but

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wait it's the darwin award is because their genius

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move was to go on the outside of the ship and

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not to like break from within they're like we're

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gonna do this special move and turns out being

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on the outside of the ship was entering the warp

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um i believe their souls get wrenched and like

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torn apart as like in the warp and it's apparently

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the worst way it's the worst death in warhammer

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uh to the point caleb that was this guy's name

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it's caleb some reason why i don't know why there's

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a guy called caleb um yeah he apparently it's

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so bad that yeah they all just like some of them

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jump off the ship and try and just like float

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in space forever rather than die in this sort

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of way and be dragged into like the warp half

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and half so Yeah, that is a pretty bad death.

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That's a pretty bad one. College of a fantasy

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one. I don't know if you can match that in terms

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of horror, but something stupid maybe. Maybe

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not in terms of horror, but I feel like if you

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broke out what you think is the worst one immediately,

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I'll break out the man, the myth himself, Manfred.

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I mean, come on now. Do you want to explain it

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for people? His End Times lore is perhaps the

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most egregious insult to the setting ever composed

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by the fine people at GW. It is a series of about

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a dozen betrayals, about a dozen of him just

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realizing he's not as cool as he thought he was

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before he then decides he actually still is and

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then concedes to be a fucking idiot. And then

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we get to the finale. He's been kicked out of

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everyone else's fun club. He's hanging around

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chaos. Even Archeon tells him, I don't want you

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here. You are problematic to everything you touch.

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I don't want you serving me. And he doesn't even

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kill him because admittedly Manfred is powerful.

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So that would be a bit of a deadly fight. But

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also he's like, you ruin everything you touch.

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Get the fuck out of my sight. So, you know, the

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good guys, you know, Asterisk and Nagash is also

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there. Go to stop the ritual that Arkhan's performing

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that's going to open a third chaos gate on the

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planet and consume the whole thing. Manfred sees

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the eight people doing that ritual. Well, it's

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actually down to seven. One of them got stabbed

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and died. And he decides, I'm going to be...

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I'm him. I'm him. So he stabs Balthasar Gelt

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in the back, who explodes, because he's doing

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quite an intense magical ritual. The Teclis dies

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because he tried to take on a third wind of all

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magic ever. Couldn't quite handle that one poor

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guy, so he died. Everyone else starts dying,

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and Manfred... I don't really know what the end

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goal here was. I believe it was just to spite

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Vlad, because Vlad would have wanted the world

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to exist. So obviously it's time to intervene

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in that. he's such a dickhead and then his yeah

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he didn't even make it to the end though like

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he didn't even get devoured by chaos because

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tyrian saw him shank his brother and was like

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no no you you are you are not getting away with

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that one and then just stabbed him with his sword

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that's imbued with the sun yeah so thank you

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manfred if you like if we're mentioning stupid

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deaths that whole sequence needs to be brought

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up john stupid himself john john stupid himself

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I always think of like, not Conrad, Conrad von

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Karstein, like his death is kind of almost like

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pathetic in a way. This is pathetic and also

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because he was just genuinely like insane. Well,

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his death is, his death is, Conrad von Karstein

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is the one where he's like the in quote brother

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of Manfred. And this is like, this is like, is

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this a millennia or is this just a few hundred

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years before I think? 100 years before man yeah

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and he ends up like doing a his own rebellion

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he's he's crazy that guy and he is is it like

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felt like his his necromancers abandoned him

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in that battle and then he tries to take on too

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much well he can't do magic in the first place

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that's why he has necromancers he's too crazy

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he's too bad short of something i don't remember

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what his rule is but he's really good at fighting

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though i think because he sorry No, I was done.

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Because he tries to keep his zombie army going.

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It breaks his mind. He gets shanked in the forest.

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Yeah. He did pretty good before that. He did

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pretty good as far as the vampire rebellions

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go. As much as Princess the Pitbull does very

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good at running, yeah, I guess so. Princess is

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a valuable warrior. If I had a nickel for every

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time there was an insane madman in Warhammer

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named Conrad. True. Princess's choice of target

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is always wrong. If I can jump off of that Conrad

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moment, I have a suggestion for one of the Darwin

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Awards. That guy who tried to kill Conrad Kurz

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when he was a baby. Imagine, if you will, you're

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living on Nostromo. you're like i'm a bit hungry

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you see something that falls from the sky and

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like makes a crater it kind of like plows through

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the surface it rends through the earth it's obviously

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not from like your reference of understanding

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it's extraterrestrial so you crawl through that

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like tunnel you see a baby in this pod and you

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go i could use a snack Because he's obviously,

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this isn't the first time he's done this. Yeah,

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who sees the baby and goes, snack time? And he

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goes, oh, I'm one of my favourites. I bloody

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love eating a baby. And then he tries to, like,

00:22:01.690 --> 00:22:05.009
grab the baby. And I can just imagine baby Conrad

00:22:05.009 --> 00:22:07.660
kind of like, yeah. And just like leaping at

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his face and start like tears. Like, could you

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imagine how horrifying it would be to have like

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a baby, like jump at you and start like, I assume

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tearing you to pieces. That's, that's quite,

00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:24.259
that's a, that's a unique one. Surely the guy,

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the unknown name, unnamed guy who tried to eat

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Conrad as a baby. There's your Darwin award.

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Don't eat babies. They might kill you. I'm picturing

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those little dead space, the babies. I imagine

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it looks something like that. Yeah, because there's

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the toddler ones. What are they called? Not the

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swarm, but they're something like that. And they

00:22:49.990 --> 00:22:55.789
just scream and run at you. But yeah. All the

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babies that blow up and pop. I love dead space.

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Dead spaces are my nightmares. You know the jump

00:23:02.869 --> 00:23:08.269
scare in the first one? Like early on. God, I

00:23:08.269 --> 00:23:13.990
may shit myself. Before we get to the story of

00:23:13.990 --> 00:23:15.490
someone probably shitting themselves to death,

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has there been any donations we should get to?

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Yeah, thank you guys very much. Thank you. We

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love you. The first one here from DonkeyManUSA.

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What did I say, bro? Stream late due to how bypassing

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Darwinism through mass gooning. It's great. Wow.

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Thanks, Donkey Man. Swiffy Swoff. Being in a

00:23:45.690 --> 00:23:47.990
book when you see a short king with an axe and

00:23:47.990 --> 00:23:50.470
a rich kid in a red cloak and thinking you're

00:23:50.470 --> 00:23:52.670
the main character, survival equals unlikely.

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Correct. That's true. Also, why is your profile

00:23:57.029 --> 00:24:00.579
picture a very feminine battle droid? yeah that

00:24:00.579 --> 00:24:03.880
is pretty sus there's like grievous lightsabers

00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:08.839
as well uh xenon uh great party video hell thank

00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:13.420
you man it just uh i i finished it i had a whole

00:24:13.420 --> 00:24:15.779
month working on perso robbery i think colin

00:24:15.779 --> 00:24:18.799
would have would have grabbed the rope grab the

00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:20.640
rope i would have been doing that anyways burger

00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:22.500
would have been the final thing kicking the chair

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out from under me Sorry, I don't want that title.

00:24:28.779 --> 00:24:30.500
Wait, Colin, have you read one yet? I think this

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one. Lesbian girl riding evil horse. Thank you,

00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:41.240
Uma Musume, for the five euros. Yo, he has to

00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:46.779
sit up for this one. No horse has 64 legs. Correct.

00:24:47.259 --> 00:24:53.660
A horse has four more legs than no horse. Depends

00:24:53.660 --> 00:24:56.309
on what the no horse is, but all right. Therefore,

00:24:56.430 --> 00:25:00.450
a horse has 69 legs. Colin, if you want to do

00:25:00.450 --> 00:25:02.609
the bar chant, I know enough people text me.

00:25:04.369 --> 00:25:08.970
Wow. Crazy message. Ancreus, no horse. What's

00:25:08.970 --> 00:25:12.950
happening? Thank you very much. I'm lost. I'm

00:25:12.950 --> 00:25:19.490
fucking lost. Yeah. Also, we got a thousand jewels.

00:25:20.190 --> 00:25:24.829
I saw that. What is that? I don't know what Jules

00:25:24.829 --> 00:25:28.369
is. It's a new YouTube Let's Compete with Twitch

00:25:28.369 --> 00:25:33.950
thing, I think? I mean, thank you. Thank you,

00:25:33.950 --> 00:25:37.309
man. We don't know what it is, though. Thank

00:25:37.309 --> 00:25:43.869
you. Yeah, I... What? Also, MrBeastman from Sweden

00:25:43.869 --> 00:25:47.630
has been a monk for 27 months and donated, saying

00:25:47.630 --> 00:25:53.430
Shadrach, Meduson. Kind of. He's an iron hand.

00:25:54.150 --> 00:25:57.170
This one's crazy. Corn Demon Prince George W.

00:25:57.289 --> 00:26:00.930
Bush for $2. Eli, you're going to Iraq. Oil for

00:26:00.930 --> 00:26:03.670
the blood god. I'm getting drafted. See you guys

00:26:03.670 --> 00:26:06.470
later. He's not even American. He's not American.

00:26:07.069 --> 00:26:09.750
I was born in America. I'm dual citizen. Thank

00:26:09.750 --> 00:26:16.470
you very much. Off you go then. Sucks. I was

00:26:16.470 --> 00:26:19.410
trying to give you an out. Biggest squigging

00:26:19.410 --> 00:26:23.309
off. for thanks to the two man how would each

00:26:23.309 --> 00:26:26.029
of you earn your darwin award i think i'm the

00:26:26.029 --> 00:26:30.869
most likely yeah honestly andy's in the bane

00:26:30.869 --> 00:26:36.509
blade tracks before we've even blinked um i don't

00:26:36.509 --> 00:26:39.589
know according to donkey man i'm probably gooned

00:26:39.589 --> 00:26:46.430
myself to death probably oh puppy he's so cute

00:26:46.430 --> 00:26:50.730
i've got to press the button elon might get stomped

00:26:50.730 --> 00:26:57.470
on in the crowd unbelievable sorry oh my gosh

00:26:57.470 --> 00:27:05.009
jesus christ um wow i don't know andy and andy

00:27:05.009 --> 00:27:07.670
is baneblade colin what are you what are you

00:27:07.670 --> 00:27:10.190
doing how are you how are you going out so i

00:27:10.190 --> 00:27:14.549
don't i No, I'm not going to say that one. That

00:27:14.549 --> 00:27:18.690
one's too real. I don't know. Something black

00:27:18.690 --> 00:27:23.710
arc. Get me to Marathi immediately. I'll survive.

00:27:26.190 --> 00:27:31.289
Oh, my God. Sykes12146 with five pounds. Thank

00:27:31.289 --> 00:27:34.210
you, man. Looking back, Andy might have the worst.

00:27:35.230 --> 00:27:40.029
Don't start this again. Barbarian is madness.

00:27:42.700 --> 00:27:45.000
I'm going to level you guys. I saw where we were

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:46.759
with the length of the video, and I thought,

00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:48.359
I think we can get a few more minutes out of

00:27:48.359 --> 00:27:50.799
this. So there was a little bit of trolling in

00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:53.059
that. I was like, let's go. I don't think I was

00:27:53.059 --> 00:27:54.579
here for that. A little bit more discussion.

00:27:55.180 --> 00:28:04.079
I was being a little bit obtuse. Matt, 2701,

00:28:04.099 --> 00:28:06.279
thank you very much for the $20. It's a lot of

00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:08.950
money. That Skaven messenger should have known

00:28:08.950 --> 00:28:10.950
better when he delivered good news to the greatest,

00:28:11.009 --> 00:28:13.670
best, gracier thank -well. So true. Is that a

00:28:13.670 --> 00:28:18.130
hug with a cup? Or is it a dog with a cup? Dog

00:28:18.130 --> 00:28:21.150
with a cup on it. Dog with a cup on it. Can't

00:28:21.150 --> 00:28:26.490
put down a cup. Cup with a dog. Jones, want to

00:28:26.490 --> 00:28:29.450
call in? Sure. Joe Piven with the 10. Thank you.

00:28:29.529 --> 00:28:31.309
Thank you. I should do a list of fictional planets

00:28:31.309 --> 00:28:32.750
from different universes in which would make

00:28:32.750 --> 00:28:34.470
a good Space Marine chapter of Homeworld and

00:28:34.470 --> 00:28:37.920
for what gene line is Space Marine? That's a

00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:40.799
really good idea. Oh my god. It's actually kind

00:28:40.799 --> 00:28:42.859
of neat. I was writing it down right now. I can

00:28:42.859 --> 00:28:48.900
see it. I can see his pen hand. Where am I? More

00:28:48.900 --> 00:28:52.619
Australia lore. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Jay

00:28:52.619 --> 00:28:55.960
Townsend with the 20 Australian. Greetings from

00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:57.720
Australia. It's currently winter in Australia

00:28:57.720 --> 00:29:00.039
where I live. It was negative two one morning

00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:03.700
so frost covered my mate's car. His response

00:29:03.700 --> 00:29:06.220
was to toss hot water around. I think he didn't

00:29:06.220 --> 00:29:09.000
melt faster. It did. It also exploded his window.

00:29:09.220 --> 00:29:13.380
Yeah. I mean, that's a, you know, Darwin Award

00:29:13.380 --> 00:29:19.059
for car maintenance. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't

00:29:19.059 --> 00:29:21.299
do that. Don't throw boiling water on anything.

00:29:22.140 --> 00:29:24.759
When I think of Darwin Award, I always think

00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:27.180
of the one where, you know, people who climb

00:29:27.180 --> 00:29:31.660
buildings with no equipment. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:29:31.869 --> 00:29:37.509
I mean, yeah. The only thing you should be throwing

00:29:37.509 --> 00:29:44.430
boiling water at is a home invader who invades

00:29:44.430 --> 00:29:47.589
while you're cooking something. That guy, throw

00:29:47.589 --> 00:29:50.250
boiling water at him. Go nuts. Anything else,

00:29:50.329 --> 00:29:54.190
bad idea. Or chase him with a bat, fully nude,

00:29:54.309 --> 00:29:59.220
sorry. Okay, hell. Okay, hell. Nothing more terrifying

00:29:59.220 --> 00:30:01.440
than a naked person chasing you. I'm not locked

00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:03.619
in here with you. You're locked in here with

00:30:03.619 --> 00:30:08.119
me. Mr. Townsend again. Thank you, man. Winner

00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:09.640
of the Darwin Award, let's be honest, anybody

00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:14.200
who challenges Godric, the dwarf is a blender

00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:17.960
of acts, crimes, and rage. I love whenever Godric

00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.559
comes up because there's 50 different ways I've

00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:25.720
seen his name spelled. Is it Godric Elden Ring?

00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:29.859
That's Godric the Grafted, yeah. Another loot

00:30:29.859 --> 00:30:40.460
box. Thank you. A nice swan. Beastman from Sweden,

00:30:40.599 --> 00:30:43.559
thank you for 65 sec. The effing twin sorcerers

00:30:43.559 --> 00:30:46.720
of Zinch that challenges Godric and Teclis. Yeah,

00:30:46.740 --> 00:30:50.019
I imagine that they lost that one. Believe it

00:30:50.019 --> 00:30:56.460
or not. Yes. Oh, God, hang on. I can personally

00:30:56.460 --> 00:31:00.119
take this one. OCD Giant Robot Fan. Thank you

00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:02.539
for the fiber. Greetings from Chicago Chinatown.

00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:06.000
Love you guys. Also, stop insulting my shithole

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:08.359
hometown, Colin, and I might treat the Lord Grimes

00:31:08.359 --> 00:31:11.839
crew to dim sum. Look, that sounds good, but

00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:16.579
I'm also from Chicago. I was born in Chicago.

00:31:18.380 --> 00:31:23.500
It sucks. it's also actually the city i just

00:31:23.500 --> 00:31:25.339
live nearest though so i'd be shitting on whichever

00:31:25.339 --> 00:31:27.680
one that was if i lived outside of new york you

00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:30.799
better believe i'd have bitching to have chicago

00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.880
is actually a decent nice city yo spooky kabuki

00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:38.980
my brother uh latest dream of building 40 witches

00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:42.200
while i listen he's been helping me my thousand

00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:46.359
sons gameplay recently wow yeah i can finally

00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:56.279
stand up stand up to me the menace Orc with bow

00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:59.700
for 10. I'm sitting here putting my Stormcast

00:31:59.700 --> 00:32:02.220
together listening to my top 5 favourite guys

00:32:02.220 --> 00:32:06.519
in Warhammer lore. Aw, thank you man. Realise

00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:09.259
the Stormcast helm looks like Colin's head as

00:32:09.259 --> 00:32:14.279
it gleams in the light of my desk. Colin is radiant

00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:17.359
currently. I am a little radiant at the moment.

00:32:18.269 --> 00:32:21.410
Are your bodies down or something? They are down.

00:32:21.549 --> 00:32:23.730
I think I'm going to turn on the light and open

00:32:23.730 --> 00:32:27.569
the curtains. Yeah. That's harsh lighting. Brody's

00:32:27.569 --> 00:32:35.950
at vitamin D. Seriously. R .I .P. 701. R .I .P.

00:32:36.069 --> 00:32:38.750
those minor death gods Nagash devoured in AOS.

00:32:38.970 --> 00:32:43.190
No, that was in Fantasy. In AOS as well, actually.

00:32:43.289 --> 00:32:45.849
I imagine it's part of the transitions. Both.

00:32:46.250 --> 00:32:50.230
I think, I mean, I don't know if, rest in peace

00:32:50.230 --> 00:32:51.970
to them, but I don't think I'd give them a Darwin

00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:53.869
Award. That's kind of, you just got eaten by

00:32:53.869 --> 00:32:57.549
Nagash. That's not really your fault. I say we

00:32:57.549 --> 00:32:59.809
might, after this one, we might have to head

00:32:59.809 --> 00:33:03.170
back to the episode, but the last one is by Spooky

00:33:03.170 --> 00:33:06.130
Kabuki. Thanks, man. I heard Dead Space and was

00:33:06.130 --> 00:33:09.450
summoned from the war. Yeah, we should do a Dead

00:33:09.450 --> 00:33:14.990
Space. Annie did Dead Space with acceptable losses.

00:33:15.710 --> 00:33:17.869
yeah i kind of did every i've been reading through

00:33:17.869 --> 00:33:20.849
the the book uh the one about altman and i gotta

00:33:20.849 --> 00:33:22.769
be honest i'm like a further away from this oh

00:33:22.769 --> 00:33:25.829
it's very slow at the moment it's very small

00:33:25.829 --> 00:33:29.029
chapters as well so i'm still trundling through

00:33:29.029 --> 00:33:31.450
it but we'll get there we'll get there but thank

00:33:31.450 --> 00:33:36.450
you everyone for your donations thus far um yes

00:33:36.450 --> 00:33:41.589
uh do you have one andy was it you andy or is

00:33:41.589 --> 00:33:47.420
it eli Yeah, I got some more. You and I are going

00:33:47.420 --> 00:33:50.000
to be able to hear, thankfully. It's the water

00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:53.940
cast Tao who tried to have a nice conversation

00:33:53.940 --> 00:33:56.680
with orcs. And to his credit, it almost worked.

00:33:58.019 --> 00:34:01.619
I don't remember his name. Poor Al something.

00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:06.880
He spent his whole life learning how to speak

00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:10.559
orc and studying orc culture and stuff. And in

00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:12.619
one of their first major conflicts, which was

00:34:12.619 --> 00:34:15.320
on Arkunasha, which is where Farsight's origins

00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:21.179
more or less start. He went to Doc. Oh my gosh,

00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.380
what's his name? I literally just read this.

00:34:24.380 --> 00:34:27.340
It starts with a G. Whatever, I'll find it later.

00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:31.519
He goes to the war boss encampment and he meets

00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:33.760
with the orcs and he talks to a run hoarder,

00:34:33.880 --> 00:34:38.900
a mech, and the Doc boss, the pain boy boss.

00:34:39.340 --> 00:34:43.769
Pain boss, that's what it's called. It almost

00:34:43.769 --> 00:34:48.090
works. He offers them Tau weapons and says, you

00:34:48.090 --> 00:34:50.690
guys can have these if you leave because we're

00:34:50.690 --> 00:34:54.469
not going to fight. And the mech and those guys

00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:57.150
are pretty hyped. He shows them the guns. He

00:34:57.150 --> 00:34:59.849
fake destroys a devil fish with one of the guns.

00:34:59.909 --> 00:35:01.690
He also brought a team of fire warriors with

00:35:01.690 --> 00:35:06.329
him for this, which was unfortunate. And then

00:35:06.329 --> 00:35:11.110
Doc says something's sketchy here. And then...

00:35:11.579 --> 00:35:13.800
the water cast guy who is speaking orcish by

00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:15.699
the way and by that i mean he's he's speaking

00:35:15.699 --> 00:35:18.739
british and how the orcs do talk me or whatever

00:35:18.739 --> 00:35:24.860
excuse me a certain point of view i can't believe

00:35:24.860 --> 00:35:27.780
those beautiful british accents oh i met you

00:35:27.780 --> 00:35:32.739
honestly like i can't believe he even talks like

00:35:32.739 --> 00:35:36.880
that okay okay okay i struck a nerve clearly

00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:41.179
i struck a nerve Oh, I've got a bloody lovely

00:35:41.179 --> 00:35:45.460
English accent, me. He's speaking British. They

00:35:45.460 --> 00:35:49.559
in the life of a true Brexit geezer. He tells

00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:54.719
them... Meet with the wife, Susan. He tells them

00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:58.880
that his mates are coming soon, which then tips

00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:01.280
the orcs off that there is actually going to

00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:03.559
be a fight. Because at this point, the orcs were

00:36:03.559 --> 00:36:05.340
just sitting around and they weren't fighting

00:36:05.340 --> 00:36:07.690
them, so they're getting pretty bored. And the

00:36:07.690 --> 00:36:08.849
guy said, you're going to have the center of

00:36:08.849 --> 00:36:12.309
the desert. Just leave us alone. And we'll leave,

00:36:12.389 --> 00:36:14.090
and you'll leave eventually, and it'll be fine.

00:36:14.170 --> 00:36:15.409
But then he says, my friends are also coming.

00:36:15.710 --> 00:36:20.469
And so then the Doc realizes this and says, something's

00:36:20.469 --> 00:36:22.710
fishy here, and then kills him, and then kills

00:36:22.710 --> 00:36:25.550
all of his buddies as well. And it was probably

00:36:25.550 --> 00:36:30.170
the best attempt at real orc negotiation, aside

00:36:30.170 --> 00:36:36.110
from apocalyptic events. So he did his best,

00:36:36.170 --> 00:36:38.500
but he died. And I'll give you a two for one

00:36:38.500 --> 00:36:40.699
for this one because it's related. The Tau also

00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:43.659
tried to negotiate with Tyranids once. And it

00:36:43.659 --> 00:36:45.539
obviously went the way you would think it did.

00:36:45.820 --> 00:36:48.860
They sent out messages and they weren't answered.

00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:51.059
And so protocol demanded that they go see them

00:36:51.059 --> 00:36:53.519
in person. And so then all the Watercast guys

00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:59.860
got eaten. And then that was it. I mean, you

00:36:59.860 --> 00:37:02.260
know, someone has to be that first caveman to

00:37:02.260 --> 00:37:04.659
try the poisoned berry and find out that it is

00:37:04.659 --> 00:37:09.579
in fact poisoned berry. uh -huh negotiating with

00:37:09.579 --> 00:37:12.079
orcs is a pretty bad thing to put in the gravestone

00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.179
though man you were right master negotiations

00:37:15.179 --> 00:37:18.659
were short is chris cuts his name it's not just

00:37:18.659 --> 00:37:22.280
cuts what the heck is that guy's name i mean

00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:25.800
look they work the farsights first like nemesis

00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:32.119
guy i can't remember you're gonna find it i have

00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:36.219
a yes i've read the farsight books are they oh

00:37:36.219 --> 00:37:39.539
they're not I didn't mind them actually shush

00:37:39.539 --> 00:37:42.360
you shush you I don't want to hear it I didn't

00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:44.800
mind it's the strongest I can give it though

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:50.920
I have an offering which is actually not excluded

00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.300
to one person but it apparently is quite a common

00:37:54.300 --> 00:38:00.159
ish way to die on Baal which is the blood angels

00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.659
home worlds or home worlds so like they have

00:38:02.659 --> 00:38:06.090
the different moves Yep. I have an idea too,

00:38:06.210 --> 00:38:10.710
actually. This is a slight issue that you can

00:38:10.710 --> 00:38:13.949
only really find here. There's something on Baal

00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:21.309
called First Water. So the scenario is, I think

00:38:21.309 --> 00:38:23.610
it's even the best example you see is in the

00:38:23.610 --> 00:38:29.190
Dante novel. The various aspirants who want to

00:38:29.190 --> 00:38:30.849
join the Legion, they have to trek across the

00:38:30.849 --> 00:38:36.179
planet. It's pretty dangerous. And young Louise,

00:38:36.500 --> 00:38:40.099
he's not Dante yet. He, Louise Dante will go

00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:43.079
and meet with, he meets these other two boys

00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:47.000
and he's a, they call him a salty. Cause apparently

00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:49.860
Louise is actually from when he's, he's traveled

00:38:49.860 --> 00:38:51.599
the furthest out of anybody. He's from like a

00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:54.320
salt basin. They're like mine salt. And he's

00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:55.960
meeting people who are not from a salt area.

00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:59.099
So they're like, Oh yeah, that's a bit weird.

00:38:59.300 --> 00:39:02.000
But they eventually agreed to like walk together.

00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:06.179
and they'll team up as a three. I think there's

00:39:06.179 --> 00:39:09.780
two guys, and they're both brothers. And they're

00:39:09.780 --> 00:39:13.000
a bit older than Louise Dante. And the thing

00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:17.360
is, Baal is quite... How should we say? It's

00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:20.079
a desert, basically. It's all desert. All desert

00:39:20.079 --> 00:39:23.260
and mountain. There's not a lot of moisture.

00:39:23.719 --> 00:39:26.500
And water's very... It's like dune. Everything

00:39:26.500 --> 00:39:29.860
comes back to... It's like Star Wars. Everything

00:39:29.860 --> 00:39:33.780
is a bloody desert planet. We're over Tatooine.

00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:36.179
I don't want to see Tatooine again. You know,

00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:41.219
stop. But there's something on Baal and its moons

00:39:41.219 --> 00:39:45.239
called thirst water. And it's actually like a,

00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:48.260
it's an organism and it pretends to be a pool

00:39:48.260 --> 00:39:55.380
of water. And basically if you drink it, it dries

00:39:55.380 --> 00:39:59.280
you out to the point where I believe I can, if

00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:03.829
I remember it from the scene, brothers he's like

00:40:03.829 --> 00:40:06.010
delirious because they're on a high mountain

00:40:06.010 --> 00:40:08.570
like the altitude's got into his head he like

00:40:08.570 --> 00:40:10.989
punches like let me let me you know it's like

00:40:10.989 --> 00:40:14.309
he's like literally knocking other guys out he

00:40:14.309 --> 00:40:17.429
rushes up to the water to go drink it he takes

00:40:17.429 --> 00:40:21.889
a sip and his whole face and like body just like

00:40:21.889 --> 00:40:27.110
slumps in on itself and his like skin dries up

00:40:27.110 --> 00:40:30.210
his bones start like cracking and his spine breaks

00:40:30.989 --> 00:40:33.329
And his whole body shrivels up into like a complete

00:40:33.329 --> 00:40:36.690
mess. And he basically ends up like a mummified

00:40:36.690 --> 00:40:39.789
corpse at the end of it. This is a pretty bad

00:40:39.789 --> 00:40:43.449
way to go. And so if you're thirsty on Baal and

00:40:43.449 --> 00:40:46.190
you see a pool of water, it may not actually

00:40:46.190 --> 00:40:50.409
be water at all. It's just thirst water. Because

00:40:50.409 --> 00:40:53.869
it's like a parasitic life form or something

00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:56.710
that lives in the liquid or something. It's weird.

00:40:57.010 --> 00:40:59.909
It's weird how they describe it. uh to the point

00:40:59.909 --> 00:41:02.789
where like many of them like like louise and

00:41:02.789 --> 00:41:04.730
other ones like they know many of them know of

00:41:04.730 --> 00:41:07.809
it and it's a pretty stupid way to go because

00:41:07.809 --> 00:41:10.210
a lot of them know like it's not real they don't

00:41:10.210 --> 00:41:12.969
first water exists in his trials to become a

00:41:12.969 --> 00:41:14.710
space marine doesn't he go he's like going through

00:41:14.710 --> 00:41:17.590
the wastes of barb and he sees a guy with a flask

00:41:17.590 --> 00:41:20.329
and he's a skeleton and he's like ah finally

00:41:20.329 --> 00:41:25.500
what is it wait a minute it's pretty full and

00:41:25.500 --> 00:41:28.639
this guy looks pretty posh. This is a water.

00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:33.500
This is first water. I think it's slightly later.

00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:38.400
It's when they're in the mountains. The bit you're

00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:40.280
referring to is when the Sanguinar showed up

00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:43.340
and basically cheated and helped Dante not die.

00:41:43.900 --> 00:41:48.239
Don't tell anyone. I know I just went, but going

00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:51.659
off of that, I had it on my nose. There's a guy,

00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.050
the first Guy in the Nemesis book who tries to

00:41:55.050 --> 00:41:59.449
assassinate Horus brings a poison that he made

00:41:59.449 --> 00:42:02.250
using thirst water. And one of the space marines

00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:05.789
catch him being Erebus and some buddies. And

00:42:05.789 --> 00:42:10.150
instead they give him the poison. And I don't

00:42:10.150 --> 00:42:11.469
know what I got here. I might as well read it.

00:42:11.510 --> 00:42:14.150
It says the helot's body twitched and drew into

00:42:14.150 --> 00:42:19.570
itself. The guy killing him was reminded of someone

00:42:19.570 --> 00:42:23.440
he drowned. The hooded sorbile was drowning dry,

00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:26.380
if such a thing were possible, or he could see

00:42:26.380 --> 00:42:29.280
bare skin. Sedere saw the pallid and rad -burned

00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:31.820
meat of the man first turn corpse gray, then

00:42:31.820 --> 00:42:34.119
lose all definition and become papery, pulling

00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.699
tight over bones and muscle bunches that atrophied

00:42:36.699 --> 00:42:39.880
as the moments passed. Even the blood that had

00:42:39.880 --> 00:42:42.360
spilled onto the dark earth became cloudy, and

00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:44.960
then evaporated, leaving cracked deposits bereft

00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:48.380
of any moisture. And then he's dead. He turns

00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:51.059
into dust. and then he bites he bites freaking

00:42:51.059 --> 00:42:53.320
corda's hand and it makes it sound like it's

00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.320
a hot device that's going to come back later

00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:57.019
and then it never comes back so it was a weird

00:42:57.019 --> 00:42:59.739
it was a weird thing to know i mean even during

00:42:59.739 --> 00:43:01.940
the devastation of baal they filled the moats

00:43:01.940 --> 00:43:04.460
around the fortress monastery with first water

00:43:04.460 --> 00:43:06.860
so when the tyranids charge they all kind of

00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:09.639
drown and they start slurping it up by accident

00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:11.960
then they start dying but then they just they

00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:14.239
just make a big like mound of bodies for their

00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:19.340
like allies yeah yeah it's a bad way to go is

00:43:19.340 --> 00:43:23.119
a is a bad way to go uh colin do you have a fantasy

00:43:23.119 --> 00:43:27.360
one that could uh could could help add to this

00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:30.599
well a whole bunch of people kept bringing up

00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:34.199
gotrek in the the dono so i feel like you know

00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:35.920
do them all together if you want there's a few

00:43:35.920 --> 00:43:38.900
we'll just give the overall you know category

00:43:38.900 --> 00:43:43.820
of person who decided they would fight gotrek

00:43:43.820 --> 00:43:47.059
and felix for that matter he's just not quite

00:43:47.059 --> 00:43:54.150
the blender I understand, right? In -universe,

00:43:54.309 --> 00:43:56.369
they're not as well -known as out -of -universe.

00:43:56.590 --> 00:44:00.250
But at a certain point, it would have been nice

00:44:00.250 --> 00:44:03.190
to see someone write a Godric and Felix book

00:44:03.190 --> 00:44:06.710
where the antagonists are fully aware that I'm

00:44:06.710 --> 00:44:12.190
not cut out for this. The one that I think that

00:44:12.190 --> 00:44:14.230
sticks out to me is the guy at the Siege of Prague

00:44:14.230 --> 00:44:18.909
who is told that... gotrick was going to kill

00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:23.050
him by like profits and then he still fought

00:44:23.050 --> 00:44:25.590
gotrick you're not going to believe how that

00:44:25.590 --> 00:44:28.710
fight ended by the way it could be anything it's

00:44:28.710 --> 00:44:31.230
like what why did you do that you could have

00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:33.150
you could have not you could have left because

00:44:33.150 --> 00:44:36.750
fate decreed faith decreed fate decreed if he

00:44:36.750 --> 00:44:39.289
took that fight he was going to lose you know

00:44:39.289 --> 00:44:42.570
we have real fight if if you go on this if you

00:44:42.570 --> 00:44:45.349
go on this campaign a great warrior will be defeated

00:44:46.090 --> 00:44:50.750
there's some real mad energy going on uh let's

00:44:50.750 --> 00:44:53.449
see there was um really i knew also a lot of

00:44:53.449 --> 00:44:55.349
people pick fights with him in taverns for some

00:44:55.349 --> 00:44:59.809
reason which even ignoring his reputation built

00:44:59.809 --> 00:45:03.110
like a brick house made of pure muscle visibly

00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:06.050
covered in scars which means he's been fighting

00:45:06.050 --> 00:45:08.670
a while and none of those got him so why do you

00:45:08.670 --> 00:45:11.230
think you're gonna be the guy which means random

00:45:11.230 --> 00:45:17.079
drunken imperial I can take him. He's quite small.

00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:26.900
A lot of those... A lot of those tavern brawls

00:45:26.900 --> 00:45:29.739
do end in death, and then Felix needing to usher

00:45:29.739 --> 00:45:32.179
Gotrek to another town before he just keeps doing

00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:35.059
that, like the rage virus, but just himself.

00:45:37.409 --> 00:45:40.869
It's really just that. Also, you know, special

00:45:40.869 --> 00:45:45.289
shout out to all of the Bone Rippers. None of

00:45:45.289 --> 00:45:48.010
them have good deaths. Any honorable mentions

00:45:48.010 --> 00:45:51.190
for Bone Rippers? How did Bone Ripper 1 die?

00:45:51.429 --> 00:45:53.849
Bone Ripper 1 just got cut in half by Godric.

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Like, that was it. It just got cut in half in

00:45:56.010 --> 00:45:57.769
one swing. And I think it was vertically, too.

00:45:58.969 --> 00:46:04.980
What about 2? What happened to 2? 2... Two was

00:46:04.980 --> 00:46:07.599
chasing after Felix, and when it was roaring,

00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:11.420
he threw a bomb down its throat. Okay. So then

00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:15.039
it blew up. That's two out of three. I see. After

00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:19.179
two, the order of Bone Rippers gets a little

00:46:19.179 --> 00:46:21.820
unclear, only because he kept pumping them out

00:46:21.820 --> 00:46:25.719
and ordering more of them. I know at least one

00:46:25.719 --> 00:46:28.420
of the Bone Rippers was just eaten alive by Thanquil.

00:46:30.170 --> 00:46:34.010
Oh yeah, as his snack to cross an ocean or something,

00:46:34.110 --> 00:46:36.369
wasn't it? Yeah, he needed a little bite to eat.

00:46:37.610 --> 00:46:42.909
One of them was slain by fighting Godric and

00:46:42.909 --> 00:46:46.170
Snorri. There's only so much to go into detail

00:46:46.170 --> 00:46:52.090
on that one because it was... No, you lose. A

00:46:52.090 --> 00:46:54.989
lot of the side characters also typically die

00:46:54.989 --> 00:46:58.539
in kind of... whack ways i know this the skaven

00:46:58.539 --> 00:47:02.159
who attacked felix in a tavern once i don't think

00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:05.139
he killed most of them gotrick or felix i think

00:47:05.139 --> 00:47:08.719
most of them died by their own incompetence yeah

00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:13.239
which is always just a good thing to see uh there

00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:16.219
was the there was the dwarf in one of the books

00:47:16.219 --> 00:47:19.519
who got overcome by gold lust and then got killed

00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:23.619
by a dragon who was guarding the gold That's

00:47:23.619 --> 00:47:26.460
a really dumb way to go. That's pretty dumb.

00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:32.699
You did that one. Oh, my God. That's a good selection.

00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:36.360
There's a few bangers in the Gotrick and Felix

00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:40.239
books. Speaking of selection, though, I might

00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:42.940
do a few from the Caiaphas Kane novels. Oh, do

00:47:42.940 --> 00:47:46.159
some of those, I was thinking, too. Yeah. You

00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:48.559
can feel free to tap in if you want on any of

00:47:48.559 --> 00:47:53.349
them. The first one I did think of was, it's

00:47:53.349 --> 00:47:55.769
in the second book called Caves of Ice, where

00:47:55.769 --> 00:47:58.750
they kind of crash, him and the Valhallans, they

00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:02.090
crash land onto the ice world that they're going

00:48:02.090 --> 00:48:04.210
to, it's like a mechanic and facility, they're

00:48:04.210 --> 00:48:07.889
going to defend it. And there's a group of orcs,

00:48:07.929 --> 00:48:11.170
and because Cain's the only one wearing like

00:48:11.170 --> 00:48:13.110
a commissar outfit, and all the Valhallans are

00:48:13.110 --> 00:48:16.130
like in snow gear, and it's a snow planet, they

00:48:16.130 --> 00:48:19.860
only see Cain. So they just start to bum rush

00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:22.840
him and they're shooting and they, you know,

00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:25.619
but it should be pointed out it is orc shooting.

00:48:26.420 --> 00:48:31.139
So they are absolutely miles off. Like it is

00:48:31.139 --> 00:48:33.699
not even close to the point where like him and

00:48:33.699 --> 00:48:36.179
the Valhalla is just looking at the orcs and

00:48:36.179 --> 00:48:39.079
they're not even like taking cover. So what Kane

00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:41.300
does, he tells the Valhalla is like, get ready.

00:48:41.659 --> 00:48:45.869
And he like dramatically goes. and like throws

00:48:45.869 --> 00:48:48.909
his arms out and he like falls on the floor and

00:48:48.909 --> 00:48:51.469
at this point the orcs start whooping and hollering

00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:53.670
because they think they've killed him and they're

00:48:53.670 --> 00:48:56.670
like relax and they start walking up you know

00:48:56.670 --> 00:48:59.570
and then as soon as they get close they basically

00:48:59.570 --> 00:49:02.329
shoot them all so they fell for the oldest trick

00:49:02.329 --> 00:49:07.530
in the book uh that is a pretty that's one of

00:49:07.530 --> 00:49:09.670
that is of the kyphos cane doubles that is a

00:49:09.670 --> 00:49:16.250
pretty stupid way to go um I don't know. Do you

00:49:16.250 --> 00:49:17.769
want to do this one, Colin? Do you know the one

00:49:17.769 --> 00:49:22.550
about the corn berserker? Which one? Weren't

00:49:22.550 --> 00:49:26.130
there two? I'll do the one I remember, which

00:49:26.130 --> 00:49:31.289
is, I think it's the third novel. And they're

00:49:31.289 --> 00:49:34.889
on a planet with the Valhallans. I think there's

00:49:34.889 --> 00:49:37.769
also some, what's your favorite? What are they

00:49:37.769 --> 00:49:41.829
called? The Dune -inspired? Talon. There's some

00:49:41.829 --> 00:49:44.170
Talon as well, but they're They're with another

00:49:44.170 --> 00:49:47.269
Commissar on this planet. And their planet's

00:49:47.269 --> 00:49:49.909
actually being invaded by Slaaneshi forces and

00:49:49.909 --> 00:49:52.050
Khorne forces, because they're kind of competing

00:49:52.050 --> 00:49:54.510
with each other. And at this point, there's a

00:49:54.510 --> 00:49:58.809
Khorne Chaos Space Marine that just shows up.

00:49:58.829 --> 00:50:01.590
And Kyphos Kain is like, oh, fuck, I'm dead.

00:50:02.389 --> 00:50:05.730
So the reason this is a stupid Darwin Award is

00:50:05.730 --> 00:50:08.650
because he's like, I got no chance. I think he

00:50:08.650 --> 00:50:11.909
managed to dodge one attack as this thing tries

00:50:11.909 --> 00:50:14.769
to kill him. To which someone says, watch out,

00:50:14.789 --> 00:50:18.750
Cain. To which the corn thing goes, Cain, corn?

00:50:18.969 --> 00:50:21.869
You basically worship... It stops because it

00:50:21.869 --> 00:50:24.889
says you're worshipping you know, like the blood

00:50:24.889 --> 00:50:28.130
god or something. To which this creates a moment

00:50:28.130 --> 00:50:32.829
or an opening for Jürgen, our sweaty, smelly

00:50:32.829 --> 00:50:35.690
boy, to rush forward and melt a blast the guy

00:50:35.690 --> 00:50:40.539
in his chest. So he basically lets Cain... He

00:50:40.539 --> 00:50:44.179
died because he hesitated because someone said

00:50:44.179 --> 00:50:46.579
Kane's name and he thought it sounded like a

00:50:46.579 --> 00:50:50.679
Red Sox fan. Red Sox? You say Red Sox, bro? Same

00:50:50.679 --> 00:50:54.539
team? I'm an inventor. No one's fans of the Red

00:50:54.539 --> 00:50:57.539
Sox. Shout out to Mark Wahlberg. He's an inventor.

00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:10.139
Chair formers. It's a fucking bear. Mark Wahlberg

00:51:10.139 --> 00:51:12.800
mentioned that the dog hates it. Understandable.

00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.139
I don't think you get to get any more cane ones

00:51:17.139 --> 00:51:21.860
though, Colin. I'd like to... Oh, hello. I know.

00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:27.420
Okay. Puppy is crying. It's okay. We'll go shine

00:51:27.420 --> 00:51:31.219
in a bit. Russell is just kind of skulking in

00:51:31.219 --> 00:51:33.400
the sound booth. He just likes to sit in there.

00:51:34.179 --> 00:51:38.590
Good boy. um i i think that this this is going

00:51:38.590 --> 00:51:40.190
to be a little bit of a weird way to put it but

00:51:40.190 --> 00:51:44.150
from the outside anyone fighting kane looks like

00:51:44.150 --> 00:51:48.130
they got a darwin award uh to everyone but kane

00:51:48.130 --> 00:51:51.570
because you know he's got his he's the hero of

00:51:51.570 --> 00:51:54.750
the imperium everyone you know like all of you

00:51:54.750 --> 00:51:56.469
know his like underlings all his you know the

00:51:56.469 --> 00:51:58.769
guardsmen and even the generals are like well

00:51:58.769 --> 00:52:00.610
they fought kane of course they deserve their

00:52:00.610 --> 00:52:03.690
death those idiots that's caiaphas kane he takes

00:52:03.690 --> 00:52:06.429
on space marines and wins Little knowing that

00:52:06.429 --> 00:52:09.769
his life is one endless cascade of lucky breaks

00:52:09.769 --> 00:52:12.329
and Jurgen being there with a melter gun. Most

00:52:12.329 --> 00:52:14.010
people aren't aware of that. From the outside

00:52:14.010 --> 00:52:16.090
looking in, it just kind of looks like Kane really

00:52:16.090 --> 00:52:18.969
is that guy and going to fight him is just throwing

00:52:18.969 --> 00:52:22.690
your life away. Like a little honorable mention

00:52:22.690 --> 00:52:25.550
for how it looks in universe. I think I do think

00:52:25.550 --> 00:52:29.809
like it looks like everyone gets a Darwin award

00:52:29.809 --> 00:52:31.869
in universe. I bet around like the guard mess

00:52:31.869 --> 00:52:33.269
hall. They're like, well, of course that fucking

00:52:33.269 --> 00:52:37.849
idiot died. He fought Kane. Didn't he, when it's

00:52:37.849 --> 00:52:42.389
when the 13th Black Crusade arrives on his, the

00:52:42.389 --> 00:52:44.590
planet he's on and there's like, what's the chaos?

00:52:44.730 --> 00:52:47.010
Is it the guy who calls himself a war master

00:52:47.010 --> 00:52:49.130
or something or a chaos -y guy? Oh yeah, the

00:52:49.130 --> 00:52:51.090
guy who could like mind control you with his

00:52:51.090 --> 00:52:54.630
voice. Yeah, does he just before like the duel

00:52:54.630 --> 00:52:56.969
could probably be I'm pretty sure Kane just kicks

00:52:56.969 --> 00:53:00.070
him off a cliff before he can do anything. Basically,

00:53:00.070 --> 00:53:02.989
the duel quote unquote was getting to that guy

00:53:02.989 --> 00:53:07.300
and then they Yeah. And then two sisters of battle

00:53:07.300 --> 00:53:11.480
kill themselves after that. Which is less funny.

00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:14.679
Yeah. It's a bit of a weird way. I'm pretty sure

00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:18.420
he just bootkicks a guy off a cliff so he didn't

00:53:18.420 --> 00:53:20.900
get his time to shine or anything. That's not

00:53:20.900 --> 00:53:23.639
a good way. It's not an honorable way to go.

00:53:24.039 --> 00:53:26.420
I mean, the only reason that guy was a threat

00:53:26.420 --> 00:53:29.139
is because he had the basically unstoppable power

00:53:29.139 --> 00:53:35.380
of if you hear my voice, I hypnotize you. Yeah,

00:53:35.420 --> 00:53:38.820
he's a... Kane has some... We need to do Kane

00:53:38.820 --> 00:53:41.840
again somehow in some way because he's so fun.

00:53:43.739 --> 00:53:46.659
Andy or Eli, do you have one more? Should I do

00:53:46.659 --> 00:53:48.480
a quick one and then we'll go to the donation?

00:53:48.920 --> 00:53:51.960
Yeah, sure. So one I want to mention is from

00:53:51.960 --> 00:53:55.340
the Warhammer TV show Angels of Death where the

00:53:55.340 --> 00:53:59.360
blood angels, they descend on this hive world

00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:04.980
and it's completely like... empty there's signs

00:54:04.980 --> 00:54:07.219
of battle everywhere they're seeing gene sealer

00:54:07.219 --> 00:54:10.500
cultists like graffiti all over the place and

00:54:10.500 --> 00:54:12.760
then this tank turns up with a bunch of troopers

00:54:12.760 --> 00:54:15.980
in attempts to like convince the blood angels

00:54:15.980 --> 00:54:17.780
hey come with us we're your friends or allies

00:54:17.780 --> 00:54:20.760
but the guy trying to convince him Just the most

00:54:20.760 --> 00:54:23.139
evil voice you've ever heard in your life. He

00:54:23.139 --> 00:54:26.880
doesn't go, hi, Blood Angels. I'm Sergeant Shido.

00:54:27.619 --> 00:54:31.079
We had a lot of fun. He goes, hello there, Blood

00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:35.519
Angels of the Emperor. We come to you as friends.

00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:39.519
You're like, what is that voice? He's like, we

00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:41.500
aren't going to hurt. And then, like, Kazarian

00:54:41.500 --> 00:54:43.699
notices he's filed his teeth down to points.

00:54:44.179 --> 00:54:47.159
And then he squints. And then he just goes, bop,

00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:48.880
and just shoots him and his head blows up. And

00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:51.050
I was just like. You didn't even try, buddy.

00:54:51.190 --> 00:54:53.949
You didn't go like, hey, up, lads. We've had

00:54:53.949 --> 00:54:56.789
a lot of tough fighting over on to Hive City.

00:54:56.889 --> 00:54:59.969
It's just like, greetings, blood angel. I'm like,

00:55:00.070 --> 00:55:02.010
yeah, that guy's so evil. Let's just shoot him.

00:55:02.610 --> 00:55:05.710
He sounds evil. He looks like Satan. Look at

00:55:05.710 --> 00:55:11.050
that guy. But that's the one I was going to offer.

00:55:11.409 --> 00:55:14.130
Should we do some donations? Yes, thank you very

00:55:14.130 --> 00:55:18.840
much, guys. Thank you. So starting us off. Oh,

00:55:18.860 --> 00:55:23.980
Hatman696. I see what you did there. Guys, I

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:26.599
matched with a girl that is a huge Nightlord

00:55:26.599 --> 00:55:30.460
fan. Is this a red flag? Yes. Buddy, you're getting

00:55:30.460 --> 00:55:37.480
your balls taken off. Can we trade? You can have

00:55:37.480 --> 00:55:42.000
nothing and I have that. the ball clamps are

00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:45.000
going on um i've been trying to get her into

00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:48.000
fantasy by explaining vlad's law if it goes well

00:55:48.000 --> 00:55:52.159
we will pfp match as vlad and bella are you a

00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:56.760
his and hers league of legends type couple oh

00:55:56.760 --> 00:56:02.940
my god i got i had the most humiliating death

00:56:02.940 --> 00:56:06.179
in a game yesterday last night by the way It

00:56:06.179 --> 00:56:09.039
was My Hero Academia Rumble, so that's already

00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:13.360
a rough start. To be fair, two of my friends

00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:15.639
love playing that game. They're on and I want

00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:19.440
to play the game. Believe me, I don't want to

00:56:19.440 --> 00:56:23.639
play. Speaking of... It's fucking horrible. Also,

00:56:23.739 --> 00:56:27.260
Kaminari is a sexual predator. That's for what

00:56:27.260 --> 00:56:31.000
he did to me in that game. Holy shit. But no.

00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:35.750
I got weak. loss of mercy or I don't understand.

00:56:36.030 --> 00:56:39.210
We got bodied by a team. It's teams of three

00:56:39.210 --> 00:56:40.989
and one of them was named Angel and the other

00:56:40.989 --> 00:56:43.869
was Angel's wife. And by God, I never wanted

00:56:43.869 --> 00:56:47.670
to just destroy my hard drive more than that

00:56:47.670 --> 00:56:51.710
moment. We don't got none of that in Dota 2.

00:56:51.949 --> 00:56:55.050
Hell, please. I can do that perfectly fine. There's

00:56:55.050 --> 00:56:57.110
no room in Dota 2 because of all the suffering.

00:56:58.010 --> 00:57:01.590
That's right. Ockyman, thank you for the 200

00:57:01.590 --> 00:57:05.110
jewels, the unknown currency. jamming thank you

00:57:05.110 --> 00:57:08.269
i don't know what it is but thank you thank you

00:57:08.269 --> 00:57:10.809
you get to say one word after the jewels and

00:57:10.809 --> 00:57:13.969
it goes jamming corgi yes maybe it's like just

00:57:13.969 --> 00:57:16.989
random points you get from being on youtube and

00:57:16.989 --> 00:57:18.889
then you can gift them i guess oh maybe kind

00:57:18.889 --> 00:57:21.690
of like hype i don't know something or whatever

00:57:21.690 --> 00:57:27.530
they have on tick tock how is it for you is it

00:57:27.530 --> 00:57:29.809
you've got to say it like the kid from peppa

00:57:29.809 --> 00:57:36.170
pig I don't know what you're referencing. Dinosaur.

00:57:36.309 --> 00:57:41.550
At Jet Void Weller. Dinosaur. Space dinosaurs.

00:57:42.769 --> 00:57:45.469
I don't know what this is in reference to. That

00:57:45.469 --> 00:57:48.590
didn't sound very Peppa Pig -like. I don't think

00:57:48.590 --> 00:57:51.010
I've ever watched Peppa Pig. Just sound like

00:57:51.010 --> 00:57:52.909
Thorgrim Grudgebearer, because they have the

00:57:52.909 --> 00:57:56.230
same voice actor, yeah. Exactly, yeah. No way.

00:57:57.630 --> 00:58:07.639
Pipkin Peppa Pig. i think from matt 2701 thank

00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:11.300
you man would you like to read it oh is he frozen

00:58:15.900 --> 00:58:19.739
He's in the PTSD zone out there. I checked out

00:58:19.739 --> 00:58:22.860
for a moment. Thank you for the 10 bucks. Colin

00:58:22.860 --> 00:58:24.500
is the resident fantasy guy. Would you ever do

00:58:24.500 --> 00:58:26.360
a video on conquest? Last argument of Kings.

00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:28.119
I need more eyes on it so I can play more than

00:58:28.119 --> 00:58:30.360
once a month. I'm going to, I'm going to level

00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.599
with you. I've played a game of conquest before.

00:58:32.679 --> 00:58:36.329
I did like it. I have no interest in seeking

00:58:36.329 --> 00:58:41.750
out anything more myself. Go bother Arthur Bones.

00:58:41.809 --> 00:58:44.489
He's a big fan of five million different fucking

00:58:44.489 --> 00:58:50.329
war games. I like Halo, man. That's what I can

00:58:50.329 --> 00:58:56.369
give you. Nice dog pic from Blandy8521. Also

00:58:56.369 --> 00:58:59.829
jamming with 200 jewels. Thank you for the riches.

00:59:01.469 --> 00:59:05.110
We've got two from Simon Jeffy. first one for

00:59:05.110 --> 00:59:07.289
ten you painting my death guard while watching

00:59:07.289 --> 00:59:10.170
sigvald the magnificent had a very darwin award

00:59:10.170 --> 00:59:13.230
death yeah poor guy yeah we're gonna get to it

00:59:13.230 --> 00:59:16.869
yeah are we gonna get to it okay and second foreskin

00:59:16.869 --> 00:59:20.489
is one and all bad witness okay oh my god thank

00:59:20.489 --> 00:59:25.110
you what is that thank you i can't tell it what

00:59:25.110 --> 00:59:31.929
is algae bro What is that? Algebra. I think that's

00:59:31.929 --> 00:59:36.849
a very fat rabbit. No, that's not a rabbit. Chinchilla?

00:59:37.030 --> 00:59:42.030
That might be a chinchilla. A thousand jewels.

00:59:43.170 --> 00:59:46.710
Goat trophy. What is going on with this? What

00:59:46.710 --> 00:59:52.489
is 800 huskies? What is happening? Thank you

00:59:52.489 --> 00:59:55.619
for the code. Thank you very much. Thank you.

00:59:55.699 --> 00:59:59.099
We are very unk right now. What is this newfangled

00:59:59.099 --> 01:00:05.360
technology? This is Jay Townsend again. More

01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:07.679
Aussie lore. Aussie story time. Me and my buddies

01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:09.840
were playing a 40k D &D game for the last few

01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:13.280
months. Alright. Neat. It ended last night after

01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:16.139
our friend's GF who doesn't play D &D psychoanalyzed

01:00:16.139 --> 01:00:22.670
Fulgrim who was the big bad. TBC. Oh. Thank you

01:00:22.670 --> 01:00:25.250
again for the 10 Australian bucks. Thank you.

01:00:25.269 --> 01:00:28.670
She managed to convince Fulgrim to unalive himself

01:00:28.670 --> 01:00:30.809
by pointing out to him that his plan was a perfect

01:00:30.809 --> 01:00:32.630
and ugly. And this is why glamour guards are

01:00:32.630 --> 01:00:36.849
terrifying. Nice. Very nice. That's that guy.

01:00:36.929 --> 01:00:43.550
So fair. Hobbies, everyone. Hobbies. Speaking

01:00:43.550 --> 01:00:46.269
of that, should we speak of a color? Would you

01:00:46.269 --> 01:00:49.420
speak of Sigfold? Because someone mentioned that

01:00:49.420 --> 01:00:52.179
very briefly to us. When would you speak of Sigvald?

01:00:52.179 --> 01:00:55.019
Because I much desire to speak with him. I don't

01:00:55.019 --> 01:00:57.139
think anyone should desire to speak with Sigvald.

01:00:57.219 --> 01:01:00.940
I'm going to be honest with you. But no, Sigvald,

01:01:00.980 --> 01:01:06.280
his death in the End Times was equal parts actually

01:01:06.280 --> 01:01:08.440
quite fitting to his character. I'm sorry, Eli,

01:01:08.579 --> 01:01:13.480
but I feel like given who he is, maybe what happened

01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:17.340
right after he died was certainly deserved. It

01:01:17.340 --> 01:01:20.260
was deserved, and I don't hate that death too

01:01:20.260 --> 01:01:25.860
much. And also very funny. So he was obviously

01:01:25.860 --> 01:01:29.719
one of the champions of chaos, so he was helping

01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:31.400
with the end times. But he wasn't really doing

01:01:31.400 --> 01:01:33.440
too much because he's Sigvald, and he didn't

01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:36.780
feel like helping for most of it. So he just

01:01:36.780 --> 01:01:40.800
didn't because that's his curse. That's how the

01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:43.579
curse of chaos affects him. He can do whatever

01:01:43.579 --> 01:01:45.699
he wants with no strings attached at all times

01:01:45.699 --> 01:01:50.639
because he is Slaanesh's little princess. Sensitive

01:01:50.639 --> 01:01:53.400
young man. He is. So he was just dicking around

01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:56.219
most of the end times until he was, for the first

01:01:56.219 --> 01:02:00.440
time ever, told he had to go do something and

01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:04.139
go to Middenheim, where he almost fought Valten,

01:02:04.179 --> 01:02:07.099
who was Sigmar reincarnated, but then he left.

01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:10.480
And because it's Sigvald, the excuse of he didn't

01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:13.219
actually feel like fighting. a lesser version

01:02:13.219 --> 01:02:16.420
of sigmar i honestly don't know if that was him

01:02:16.420 --> 01:02:19.000
just trying to save face or if he genuinely thought

01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:23.380
it could go either way honestly uh and then eventually

01:02:23.380 --> 01:02:25.719
what happened was as the big battle the final

01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:29.900
hurrah was rolling in he fought krell now krell

01:02:29.900 --> 01:02:32.300
is a very strong guy was one of i believe one

01:02:32.300 --> 01:02:35.099
of the guys more more torques at this point kevlar

01:02:35.099 --> 01:02:36.960
had been long dead so if i can't remember off

01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:38.599
the top of my head if he wasn't a more torque

01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:42.699
he was at least you know He was an OG of Nagash's

01:02:42.699 --> 01:02:46.340
army, so he got more stuff in the day and age.

01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:48.920
Well, he was a Coronate Berserker before that

01:02:48.920 --> 01:02:52.440
in life. Either way, Coronate Berserker to Nagash

01:02:52.440 --> 01:02:56.400
to serving the first Warhammer character ever,

01:02:56.639 --> 01:03:00.559
Kemmler, to them now serving Nagash again. He's

01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:03.519
a strong guy, so Sigvald had to actually try

01:03:03.519 --> 01:03:06.519
in a fight for once. And Sigvald's pretty face,

01:03:06.659 --> 01:03:09.400
it got scratched up. He got a scratch. Krell

01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:14.300
got a little cut in. This angered the Sigvald

01:03:14.300 --> 01:03:16.739
greatly because his perfect face had been marred.

01:03:17.420 --> 01:03:19.539
So then he kind of turned into an animal and

01:03:19.539 --> 01:03:22.699
just viciously beat Krell back to, like, proper

01:03:22.699 --> 01:03:26.300
death with his bare hands. Like, head -butting

01:03:26.300 --> 01:03:28.619
and, like, his hands were breaking because he

01:03:28.619 --> 01:03:30.579
was, like, just clawing at him and punching him

01:03:30.579 --> 01:03:33.659
so hard. And then he stood up. You know, he got

01:03:33.659 --> 01:03:35.460
Krell. He did, like, that little hole. Which

01:03:35.460 --> 01:03:37.980
is very impressive, by the way. It is very impressive.

01:03:38.539 --> 01:03:40.880
um crowd survives uh gotrick and felix spoke

01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:43.980
to my knowledge so yeah pretty pretty goaded

01:03:43.980 --> 01:03:48.000
activity pretty goaded by sigvald but um yeah

01:03:48.000 --> 01:03:50.519
so then sigvald you know he does like that homelander

01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:52.300
where he's just like taking a deep breath covered

01:03:52.300 --> 01:03:55.659
in blood and guts he does that he then uh he

01:03:55.659 --> 01:03:57.840
sees his like mirror shield on the ground because

01:03:57.840 --> 01:04:00.460
of course his shield's a mirror and he notices

01:04:00.460 --> 01:04:03.239
that right now in this very instance he's not

01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:06.849
pretty So he breaks down crying and then gets

01:04:06.849 --> 01:04:10.730
his head beaten over him by Throg. Throg just

01:04:10.730 --> 01:04:12.969
shows up and kills him. Yeah, Throg is just like,

01:04:13.050 --> 01:04:16.869
all right. And then freaking pees on him. Yeah,

01:04:16.869 --> 01:04:21.210
piss on his corpse. Thanks, UW. Thanks for that

01:04:21.210 --> 01:04:23.489
writing. That's great. That's great end time

01:04:23.489 --> 01:04:26.289
stuff right there. Huge. Shout out to Andy for

01:04:26.289 --> 01:04:32.119
the jeweled spam. Thank you. i've tried to figure

01:04:32.119 --> 01:04:34.239
it out i'll tell you my findings in the donation

01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:38.800
bit i uh i say that qualifies as you know a nice

01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:42.179
um darwood award because literally no one else

01:04:42.179 --> 01:04:44.079
would in the middle of an active battlefield

01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:47.400
start crying because they're not pretty he regenerates

01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:50.780
by the way so if he waited two minutes tops he'd

01:04:50.780 --> 01:04:53.519
wolverine his way back to being hot but in that

01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:58.480
moment he was not pretty yeah i have a um i'll

01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:02.119
try to go to you last night my name is I don't

01:05:02.119 --> 01:05:09.380
remember. I think he gets Nagashed. He died by

01:05:09.380 --> 01:05:12.900
fighting Nagash. Don't do that. By death itself.

01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:18.699
I'll do a small grouping. Some smaller ones.

01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:22.880
I don't need too much explanation. There's two

01:05:22.880 --> 01:05:27.659
together that I think are quite bad. They're

01:05:27.659 --> 01:05:30.130
both Crimson Fist related. Because the first

01:05:30.130 --> 01:05:33.909
one is technically during the attack on Rin's

01:05:33.909 --> 01:05:37.230
world, the Crimson Fists accidentally destroy

01:05:37.230 --> 01:05:42.670
their own fortress monastery. So that's not ideal.

01:05:43.730 --> 01:05:46.550
But the real... The missile went the wrong way.

01:05:46.929 --> 01:05:49.809
The missile does not know where it is. It also

01:05:49.809 --> 01:05:52.710
does not know where it isn't. It goes up and

01:05:52.710 --> 01:05:56.070
then it comes back down. Whoops. The missile

01:05:56.070 --> 01:05:59.010
was white passing and had a nice family. He should

01:05:59.010 --> 01:06:01.809
have been left alone. What the fuck? I'm joking.

01:06:02.409 --> 01:06:07.070
The second one is quite bad, which is there is

01:06:07.070 --> 01:06:11.489
a Crimson Fist scout called Kennon, or Kennon,

01:06:11.489 --> 01:06:14.489
or something like that. And apparently... Kenneth.

01:06:14.730 --> 01:06:16.969
It's been such a while since I've actually read

01:06:16.969 --> 01:06:19.610
Ryn's world, but this guy did such a bad job.

01:06:20.170 --> 01:06:22.610
i believe it is the only reference to a space

01:06:22.610 --> 01:06:27.889
marine being turned into a servitor yeah yeah

01:06:27.889 --> 01:06:32.349
apparently he was he did a betrayal so bad or

01:06:32.349 --> 01:06:35.469
was so at his job that he's the only guy being

01:06:35.469 --> 01:06:38.789
like do you remember why i can't remember what

01:06:38.789 --> 01:06:41.269
betrayal he did or something um he they were

01:06:41.269 --> 01:06:43.570
trying to kill the the orc war boss in charge

01:06:43.570 --> 01:06:46.070
of it and he's like uh he's got a sniper rifle

01:06:46.070 --> 01:06:48.650
and he's part of the scouts and that they tell

01:06:48.650 --> 01:06:52.119
him like don't fire you'll give away our position

01:06:52.119 --> 01:06:54.900
they're going to set upon us you need to wait

01:06:54.900 --> 01:06:57.679
chapter master says wait wait wait wait he's

01:06:57.679 --> 01:06:59.960
like i've got a shot i've got a shot no you don't

01:06:59.960 --> 01:07:02.320
fire until i tell you to said the sergeant he

01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:04.989
tries to kill the orc with a headshot the orcs

01:07:04.989 --> 01:07:07.809
got like a like a shield so it blocks the shot

01:07:07.809 --> 01:07:11.269
and then his more or less most of his squad gets

01:07:11.269 --> 01:07:13.670
killed by orcs because then they weren't in position

01:07:13.670 --> 01:07:16.090
and they didn't all get to fire at once in case

01:07:16.090 --> 01:07:18.230
he had a shield on so that's why he basically

01:07:18.230 --> 01:07:20.530
gets lobotomized because like you didn't do what

01:07:20.530 --> 01:07:22.769
you were told you're a space marine what do you

01:07:22.769 --> 01:07:24.429
mean you didn't do what you were told you're

01:07:24.429 --> 01:07:27.570
supposed to do what you're told yeah pretty bad

01:07:27.570 --> 01:07:31.690
way to go uh lobotomy uh for a space marine pretty

01:07:31.690 --> 01:07:38.639
dishonorable That is my grouping of little ones.

01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:51.519
I don't envy that one. What a stupid man. It's

01:07:51.519 --> 01:07:54.940
from Kill Lupercal, the big Titan animation.

01:07:56.739 --> 01:07:58.539
What's the premise of the show? It's called Kill

01:07:58.539 --> 01:08:00.920
Lupercal. A bunch of Titans on Terra during the

01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:03.949
siege. They're like, hey, i've heard horus is

01:08:03.949 --> 01:08:05.929
on the surface let's go kill him save everyone

01:08:05.929 --> 01:08:09.469
a lot of trouble okay a few titans i go like

01:08:09.469 --> 01:08:12.610
a about four titans they're like marching around

01:08:12.610 --> 01:08:15.150
and then i think it's a legio griffonicus lady

01:08:15.150 --> 01:08:18.310
she's like ah don't go and fight and try to ambush

01:08:18.310 --> 01:08:20.310
those titans over there i found horus loop account

01:08:20.310 --> 01:08:23.010
let's go kill him okay and they like track him

01:08:23.010 --> 01:08:25.649
down apparently and they have this vid feed of

01:08:25.649 --> 01:08:27.810
him on the surface scowling and looking menacing

01:08:27.810 --> 01:08:30.289
but then when they get to like where he's based

01:08:31.100 --> 01:08:32.920
it's the silliest i don't know if i missed something

01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:34.680
but it's the silliest thing ever it's just like

01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:38.119
a pile of like imperial fist corpses with a big

01:08:38.119 --> 01:08:40.439
like stick with a screen on it that shows like

01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:43.899
video footage of horus on the screen and then

01:08:43.899 --> 01:08:47.000
they ambush the titans and they kill the legio

01:08:47.000 --> 01:08:50.000
graphonica say they might wait so like it was

01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:55.000
they saw the footage of the tiny screen And they

01:08:55.000 --> 01:08:59.060
fed that as proof that Horus was on terror. And

01:08:59.060 --> 01:09:01.600
they went into a trap. And that was the whole

01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:05.560
thing? What? It sounds very silly. What do you

01:09:05.560 --> 01:09:08.539
mean? And it's just like a tiny scream. And I'm

01:09:08.539 --> 01:09:11.420
like, oh, the Warmaster, he's on the surface.

01:09:11.500 --> 01:09:13.720
Trust me, bro. Let's go and kill him. And then

01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:16.159
she gets like four out of five of the Titans

01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:19.239
completely butchered in the process. You're like,

01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:22.720
what are you doing? What are you doing? Silly

01:09:22.720 --> 01:09:28.159
goose. That is a pretty... It's not the worst

01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:30.560
of the Darwin Awards, but what a stupid way to

01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:35.539
go. It does remind me of... Before Eli goes,

01:09:35.659 --> 01:09:39.539
I have a really, really small one. It is from

01:09:39.539 --> 01:09:42.300
the Ragnar books where it's one of the new aspirant

01:09:42.300 --> 01:09:45.560
space wolves. And they've just had their heads

01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:49.100
injected with all this new knowledge. And it's

01:09:49.100 --> 01:09:51.560
like the first week and one of the space wolves

01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:53.859
is like... or you know like playing with his

01:09:53.859 --> 01:09:56.140
gun is like this is so cool and he shoots himself

01:09:56.140 --> 01:10:00.340
in the face by accident like that's it he just

01:10:00.340 --> 01:10:02.420
he just accidentally shoots his head off he looks

01:10:02.420 --> 01:10:05.000
down the barrel and goes oh and yeah not very

01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:12.300
clever it's yeah safety into space i think there's

01:10:12.300 --> 01:10:13.659
also another one where like one of them gets

01:10:13.659 --> 01:10:15.800
blown up by a grin like he doesn't cook the grenade

01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:19.619
very well it's like i think he also blows himself

01:10:19.619 --> 01:10:22.100
up One of them also just falls over and dies

01:10:22.100 --> 01:10:28.600
in the middle of lunch. Oh yeah. The gene scene.

01:10:28.760 --> 01:10:33.680
Oops. It's so stupid because after all they've

01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:37.159
been through, all their training and their last

01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:40.779
trial and their inner battle, he just shoots

01:10:40.779 --> 01:10:45.159
himself in the bloody face. It's like that guy

01:10:45.159 --> 01:10:52.300
in World War Z. Yeah. It's not a very good movie.

01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:56.619
Zombies. There's a lot of zombies. The book is

01:10:56.619 --> 01:11:01.000
phenomenal. I didn't know there was a book. It's

01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:05.680
based on the book except not at all. They sure

01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:08.359
have the same name and zombies and that is where

01:11:08.359 --> 01:11:14.739
the similarities end. Is there any Eli you can

01:11:14.739 --> 01:11:16.920
think of or want to go with? Yeah, a couple more.

01:11:17.680 --> 01:11:20.659
uh in the one of the old sisters of battle book

01:11:20.659 --> 01:11:22.619
one of the best 4k books i've ever read by the

01:11:22.619 --> 01:11:25.699
way uh there's the the main bad guy's name is

01:11:25.699 --> 01:11:28.180
taurus vaughn and he's a pyro kind and he's really

01:11:28.180 --> 01:11:32.300
cool and he's breaking out these psychers from

01:11:32.300 --> 01:11:35.920
this uh prison place and he they come across

01:11:35.920 --> 01:11:38.399
a door that they can't open so he looks at a

01:11:38.399 --> 01:11:41.399
fat guy and says you're a you're a fire breather

01:11:41.399 --> 01:11:43.500
right whatever the term is and the guy says yeah

01:11:43.500 --> 01:11:46.560
i just can't keep it in so taurus Breaks the

01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:50.199
guy's legs instantly and then reaches out his

01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:52.680
hand and squiggles his fingers around and the

01:11:52.680 --> 01:11:55.939
guy's fire belly turns around and then he explodes

01:11:55.939 --> 01:11:58.619
and he breaks the door. It's like a human bomb.

01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:03.760
And it worked pretty well. And then another one,

01:12:03.779 --> 01:12:06.460
real quick, I guess. It's not that quick, but

01:12:06.460 --> 01:12:09.659
there's in the Silent King book, which the Silent

01:12:09.659 --> 01:12:12.039
King is not really in, by the way, so don't read

01:12:12.039 --> 01:12:16.699
it. There's a... group of battle pilgrims in

01:12:16.699 --> 01:12:19.420
a drop cathedral which is a church that they

01:12:19.420 --> 01:12:23.659
drop from space which is funny uh and there's

01:12:23.659 --> 01:12:25.880
a guy out there preaching and yelling and there's

01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:28.140
already people who have died because they fall

01:12:28.140 --> 01:12:30.600
and there's like a thousand freaking people in

01:12:30.600 --> 01:12:33.100
this thing so they get crushed beneath them uh

01:12:33.100 --> 01:12:35.239
but then necrons start shooting anti -air at

01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:37.430
them So people are getting vaporized and they're

01:12:37.430 --> 01:12:39.090
getting blown around and they're getting tossed

01:12:39.090 --> 01:12:40.710
around the place by all the air rushing through

01:12:40.710 --> 01:12:42.729
and there's blood mist everywhere. And then they

01:12:42.729 --> 01:12:44.970
finally land. One of the preachers drops off

01:12:44.970 --> 01:12:48.470
the top and breaks his neck and dies. And then

01:12:48.470 --> 01:12:50.270
they start trying to go out, but the doors aren't

01:12:50.270 --> 01:12:52.529
open all the way. So they all get squished against

01:12:52.529 --> 01:12:54.529
the door and only a couple get out. Then one

01:12:54.529 --> 01:12:57.310
of the cogs explodes and kills like a dozen people

01:12:57.310 --> 01:13:00.689
by the shrapnel. And then the magma cutters start

01:13:00.689 --> 01:13:02.970
cutting the door open and everyone by the door

01:13:02.970 --> 01:13:05.569
just melts to death. And then they get out and

01:13:05.569 --> 01:13:08.069
it's all merry and fun, but yeah, it's quite

01:13:08.069 --> 01:13:15.630
the way to go. Damn. Colin, is there any more

01:13:15.630 --> 01:13:19.069
fantasy ones you can add on to our stupidity

01:13:19.069 --> 01:13:23.789
list? Let's see, let's see. Malekith didn't die,

01:13:23.930 --> 01:13:26.489
but his entire argument when he first walked

01:13:26.489 --> 01:13:28.689
into the fire of Assyria is a comedy of just

01:13:28.689 --> 01:13:35.520
bad choices. It absolutely was. I know. I think

01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:39.899
we also... We didn't cover Vlad yet, if you wanted

01:13:39.899 --> 01:13:41.680
to that. Oh, yeah, that was right. We talked

01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:44.140
about that, but I didn't. Vlad's first death

01:13:44.140 --> 01:13:50.319
was kind of a... What are you doing, silly guy?

01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:54.439
Yeah. So, I mean, technically, it wasn't his

01:13:54.439 --> 01:13:56.199
first death, but because of his magical ring,

01:13:56.319 --> 01:13:57.920
he would die in the middle of a battle, right?

01:13:58.000 --> 01:13:59.979
He'd just get back up a little bit later. like

01:13:59.979 --> 01:14:02.840
just fine even more than normal vampires can

01:14:02.840 --> 01:14:04.720
already do that he just didn't need to put any

01:14:04.720 --> 01:14:07.359
of the work in to do that it was just like i'm

01:14:07.359 --> 01:14:11.159
back so eventually however during that that first

01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:14.979
vampire war a uh a thief stole his ring the greatest

01:14:14.979 --> 01:14:18.899
thief of the age felix man just yoink stole his

01:14:18.899 --> 01:14:23.239
ring from uh from vlad um because even even vampires

01:14:23.239 --> 01:14:26.079
got asleep during the day so he uh managed to

01:14:26.079 --> 01:14:31.350
sneak in take it and go back to the uh the How

01:14:31.350 --> 01:14:34.689
am I forgetting? Archlector. There we go. The

01:14:34.689 --> 01:14:38.750
head of the Sigmar Pope. Is that Archlector?

01:14:38.770 --> 01:14:40.430
This is going to bother me more than the story

01:14:40.430 --> 01:14:46.729
now. Sigmar Pope. That's great. That's a great

01:14:46.729 --> 01:14:48.689
Google right there. I can't remember the name

01:14:48.689 --> 01:14:51.210
and it's bothering me. It's probably Archlector.

01:14:51.430 --> 01:14:54.810
Let's go with Archlector. Whatever Volkmar the

01:14:54.810 --> 01:14:59.649
Grim is, it was that era's version of him. so

01:14:59.649 --> 01:15:01.829
that got stolen vlad wakes up you know probably

01:15:01.829 --> 01:15:05.210
you know looks at his hand it's like where my

01:15:05.210 --> 01:15:10.029
ring at and uh then decides that now is the time

01:15:10.029 --> 01:15:12.750
to just all out assault altdorf uh there was

01:15:12.750 --> 01:15:14.689
it was during the siege of altdorf which vlad

01:15:14.689 --> 01:15:16.670
was doing pretty good at winning up to this point

01:15:16.670 --> 01:15:20.670
but i'm gonna get to say darwin award because

01:15:20.670 --> 01:15:24.600
there was they None of his army needs to eat

01:15:24.600 --> 01:15:27.899
or sleep or do anything other than the occasional

01:15:27.899 --> 01:15:30.680
vampire and all the necromancers. Because even

01:15:30.680 --> 01:15:33.720
vampires who can do necromancy, it's good to

01:15:33.720 --> 01:15:38.239
have some backups, right? Aside from maybe like

01:15:38.239 --> 01:15:40.600
a hundred people in this hundreds of thousands

01:15:40.600 --> 01:15:44.119
strong army. Could have just waited. But Vlad

01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:47.140
is known for flying into rages when something

01:15:47.140 --> 01:15:51.279
bothers him a bit. and stealing his resurrection

01:15:51.279 --> 01:15:54.199
ring understandably fell in the category of bothering

01:15:54.199 --> 01:15:58.239
him a bit slightly so he uh had everyone just

01:15:58.239 --> 01:16:00.960
everyone at once it's like in a strategy game

01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:02.600
you don't put any thought into it you just you

01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:04.579
know click drag over your whole army and then

01:16:04.579 --> 01:16:07.279
right click an enemy building he did he did that

01:16:07.279 --> 01:16:14.020
and then proceeded to do some good work he got

01:16:14.020 --> 01:16:15.680
to the walls and killed a whole lot of people

01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:20.220
including the uh almost the arch lector But the

01:16:20.220 --> 01:16:23.699
that guy was a real one and tackled Vlad onto

01:16:23.699 --> 01:16:27.960
a just like steak pit. Like, you know, just like

01:16:27.960 --> 01:16:29.859
wooden spikes and whatnot, which impaled them

01:16:29.859 --> 01:16:33.659
both. And because the the arch lector was on

01:16:33.659 --> 01:16:37.560
top because, you know, how a tackle works, his

01:16:37.560 --> 01:16:39.760
body was pinning Vlad down so he couldn't get

01:16:39.760 --> 01:16:41.600
off. And then that killed him, staked through

01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:44.229
the heart and all that. Wow. Shoulder checked

01:16:44.229 --> 01:16:47.189
by the Pope is crazy. He did get shoulder checked.

01:16:47.270 --> 01:16:50.270
No, he got like proper football tackled onto

01:16:50.270 --> 01:16:53.789
that thing. You know, blue 42 said hut. Yeah.

01:16:55.270 --> 01:16:58.609
And then the gas resurrected him in the end times

01:16:58.609 --> 01:17:01.130
was flat dead until the end times. Yeah. He was

01:17:01.130 --> 01:17:03.510
dead ever since then. With one exception of when

01:17:03.510 --> 01:17:08.430
a vampire cult tried to bring him back and both

01:17:08.430 --> 01:17:11.409
got trick Felix and Manfred teamed up to stop

01:17:11.409 --> 01:17:14.579
that. And then they started fighting immediately

01:17:14.579 --> 01:17:16.699
afterwards, of course. But you know, there is

01:17:16.699 --> 01:17:19.899
canon, a very brief short story where Gottrick,

01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:22.140
Felix, and Manfred are fighting side by side.

01:17:23.079 --> 01:17:25.539
Very nice. What the hell? I need to read more

01:17:25.539 --> 01:17:33.159
Gottrick and Felix, bro. Oh, poor Vlad. And then

01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:35.479
Isabella's death is just tragic and sad. She

01:17:35.479 --> 01:17:37.539
couldn't bear to live forever without Vlad, so

01:17:37.539 --> 01:17:41.899
she took her own life. Did she throw a... She

01:17:41.899 --> 01:17:43.680
threw herself in the stakes as well, didn't she,

01:17:43.699 --> 01:17:46.119
or something? I don't remember. I think she did.

01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:50.779
Or she could have just waited for sunrise. I

01:17:50.779 --> 01:17:53.359
don't remember exactly. I would say she probably

01:17:53.359 --> 01:17:56.699
did throw the stake next to the Pope and Vlad.

01:17:56.840 --> 01:18:00.680
She just jumped on that one. I could do another,

01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:05.060
again, a few small offerings together. I had

01:18:05.060 --> 01:18:09.380
actually a small 40k one I wanted to give. Yeah,

01:18:09.380 --> 01:18:11.369
yeah, go for it. There's a passage. I don't remember

01:18:11.369 --> 01:18:14.710
what book it's from, but a space Marine apothecary

01:18:14.710 --> 01:18:17.770
is, you know, collecting gene seed from a bunch

01:18:17.770 --> 01:18:20.069
of, you know, dead battle brothers that got Tau

01:18:20.069 --> 01:18:23.569
battle suited and a battle suit jumps down in

01:18:23.569 --> 01:18:26.409
front of him. And the apothecary is, he's kind

01:18:26.409 --> 01:18:29.210
of just accepting that like, well, it got those

01:18:29.210 --> 01:18:32.989
guys probably going to get me, but in Gothic,

01:18:33.090 --> 01:18:36.970
the Tau battle suit spoke and was saying, you're

01:18:36.970 --> 01:18:40.630
doing, is this for some sort of, you know, right

01:18:40.630 --> 01:18:44.130
like a funeral purpose and the space marine didn't

01:18:44.130 --> 01:18:46.789
say i'm collecting gene seed but it is kind of

01:18:46.789 --> 01:18:48.869
you know equal parts get the gene seed and you

01:18:48.869 --> 01:18:51.750
know funeral rights almost in a way so he said

01:18:51.750 --> 01:18:54.409
yes and then the tau battle suit just very politely

01:18:54.409 --> 01:18:58.350
was like sounds good and flew away not before

01:18:58.350 --> 01:19:00.890
a different marine tried to leap onto the battle

01:19:00.890 --> 01:19:02.949
suit where upon a turret on its shoulder just

01:19:02.949 --> 01:19:05.770
did a 180 obliterated that guy and then it went

01:19:05.770 --> 01:19:12.260
on he's in the farsight books So shout out to

01:19:12.260 --> 01:19:14.899
that Marine who saw the six dead Marines and

01:19:14.899 --> 01:19:16.600
thought, I'm not going to be seven. I'm going

01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:20.159
to be the guy to take you down. No. It was in

01:19:20.159 --> 01:19:23.199
the Damocles Crusade. Ah, that piece of shit.

01:19:24.859 --> 01:19:28.140
I don't actually dislike the Damocles Crusade.

01:19:28.140 --> 01:19:30.079
I dislike people who talk about the Damocles

01:19:30.079 --> 01:19:32.720
Crusade. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah, we've been

01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:37.340
over this. All right. What's next? Andy, have

01:19:37.340 --> 01:19:40.250
you done one in a minute? do you have any more

01:19:40.250 --> 01:19:43.810
i mean i have at least one more that i can think

01:19:43.810 --> 01:19:46.109
of i have one that i want to mention this kind

01:19:46.109 --> 01:19:48.109
of brief again it's also from the lysander books

01:19:48.109 --> 01:19:52.550
uh there's a bit where lysander is basically

01:19:52.550 --> 01:19:56.310
i think it's endeavor of will as well where he's

01:19:56.310 --> 01:19:58.130
on this fortress the iron warriors are trying

01:19:58.130 --> 01:19:59.989
every put every kind of trick in the book they

01:19:59.989 --> 01:20:02.289
can to try and kill him and so they go hey you

01:20:02.289 --> 01:20:06.000
know know when you're in um maladrax there was

01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:09.340
these demons these demonettes who you killed

01:20:09.340 --> 01:20:12.199
one of their like members their leader but now

01:20:12.199 --> 01:20:15.619
they have like this vendetta against you i'm

01:20:15.619 --> 01:20:16.859
going to summon them and i'm going to get them

01:20:16.859 --> 01:20:19.779
to try and assassinate you on the ship and previously

01:20:19.779 --> 01:20:21.680
there was a tech marine who was saving the star

01:20:21.680 --> 01:20:24.340
fortress he's in the apothecary so lysander goes

01:20:24.340 --> 01:20:27.939
up to him he's like bro i'm sorry about this

01:20:27.939 --> 01:20:30.979
uh but i gotta do this is it what and so the

01:20:30.979 --> 01:20:32.880
demonettes come and get him he's like ah i killed

01:20:32.880 --> 01:20:36.399
one of yours Which means that you have a martial

01:20:36.399 --> 01:20:40.880
debt owed to me. And they go, yeah, but you can't

01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:44.100
tell us to banish ourselves. No, no, no, I'm

01:20:44.100 --> 01:20:46.920
not going to do any... You can't wish for more

01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:49.899
wishes, kind of breaking the rules. I want all

01:20:49.899 --> 01:20:52.899
of you to possess my brother's body. what and

01:20:52.899 --> 01:20:55.779
they they jump into the tech marines body and

01:20:55.779 --> 01:20:58.319
as soon as they do he beheads him with his thunder

01:20:58.319 --> 01:21:00.600
hammer and then he's like i'm so sorry brother

01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:02.140
because it's the only way he could like get them

01:21:02.140 --> 01:21:05.039
in a corporeal like form kill him and then they

01:21:05.039 --> 01:21:07.220
get banished to the warp and then there's like

01:21:07.220 --> 01:21:10.039
they do a funeral for the guy and all the imperial

01:21:10.039 --> 01:21:14.020
fists are like that's definitely a thunder hammer

01:21:14.020 --> 01:21:21.319
wound i'm just saying He's unconventional. What

01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:24.380
do you want from him? I don't know, mate. That's

01:21:24.380 --> 01:21:27.960
strange. He's like, I just saved the Starfort.

01:21:28.199 --> 01:21:30.439
I've done a really good job. Owie, I got hurt.

01:21:30.579 --> 01:21:35.859
Owie. I've been decapitated. I did a good job.

01:21:35.920 --> 01:21:42.000
Life's under a bitch, bro. And if I see him,

01:21:42.000 --> 01:21:49.340
it's on sight. Crazy. What was my ones? I will

01:21:49.340 --> 01:21:53.800
refer back to our lovely list. I did the Kane

01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:56.579
ones. Oh, yes, this is one of my favourites.

01:21:56.720 --> 01:22:01.159
This is, picture you will, a Titan Brothers,

01:22:01.399 --> 01:22:06.880
except it's being attacked by orcs. And I believe

01:22:06.880 --> 01:22:09.800
this is from the Uftak Blackhawk books where

01:22:09.800 --> 01:22:14.779
they use a jet bike and they thunder themselves.

01:22:16.409 --> 01:22:20.149
over like a massive jump straight into the face

01:22:20.149 --> 01:22:24.029
plate of the titan and through it's like you

01:22:24.029 --> 01:22:28.729
know eye slits and they unleash a squig called

01:22:28.729 --> 01:22:31.970
princess which is like again it's hilarious that

01:22:31.970 --> 01:22:33.930
the squig is called princess because obviously

01:22:33.930 --> 01:22:36.949
it's like a little it's like a little uh pitbull

01:22:36.949 --> 01:22:42.229
but um this proceeds to i believe kill the princeps

01:22:42.229 --> 01:22:46.039
and the rest of the crew within the titan So

01:22:46.039 --> 01:22:49.939
in terms of dumb ways to die, being killed by

01:22:49.939 --> 01:22:53.760
an orc and one orc, a bike and a squig taking

01:22:53.760 --> 01:22:57.159
down a titan is a pretty stupid way for a titan

01:22:57.159 --> 01:23:05.180
to go. That's a bad one. A shout out to a very

01:23:05.180 --> 01:23:08.680
quick few heresy ones. Genetia Kroll of the Silent

01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:13.420
Sisters. She was... Spoilers. Yeah, spoilers.

01:23:13.579 --> 01:23:17.100
She was taking names, killing world eaters and

01:23:17.100 --> 01:23:19.899
stuff, using her blank ability to hide from them.

01:23:20.359 --> 01:23:23.819
And at the very end of the book, Saturn 9, which

01:23:23.819 --> 01:23:28.199
is an amazing novel, she goes to go kill Khan,

01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:33.239
except Khan's running at full speed and he doesn't

01:23:33.239 --> 01:23:35.680
even see her because she's got such a strong

01:23:35.680 --> 01:23:38.159
blank ability. He just notices his kill count

01:23:38.159 --> 01:23:40.229
has gone up. and he doesn't understand how this

01:23:40.229 --> 01:23:42.789
has happened. Turns out he was running so fast

01:23:42.789 --> 01:23:46.529
that he just mowed her down with his body. What

01:23:46.529 --> 01:23:50.529
a sad way to go for such a cool lady. It's kind

01:23:50.529 --> 01:23:52.770
of just to show how brutal it was. She was actually

01:23:52.770 --> 01:23:54.649
killing so many world teachers before as well,

01:23:54.729 --> 01:23:59.369
but that's a bad one. This is maybe one of the

01:23:59.369 --> 01:24:01.430
most embarrassing ones, very quickly, which is

01:24:01.430 --> 01:24:05.699
a word -bearer during the... Great Crusade slash

01:24:05.699 --> 01:24:09.300
Horus Heresy. He was killed by a regular human

01:24:09.300 --> 01:24:13.939
with a wooden spear. Wow. Embarrassing. Yeah,

01:24:13.979 --> 01:24:19.279
that's apparently a lucky hit. But yeah, that

01:24:19.279 --> 01:24:23.260
guy, that guy dead. And then very quickly, the

01:24:23.260 --> 01:24:26.680
last one. Oh, what should I pick here? Oh, yeah.

01:24:27.619 --> 01:24:29.579
There's a guy who I mentioned before is in a

01:24:29.579 --> 01:24:34.840
Yarek novel. He's a prisoner. He's unleashed

01:24:34.840 --> 01:24:38.680
against one of the higher cities. The orcs are

01:24:38.680 --> 01:24:41.520
attacking. So they just unleash all the prisoners.

01:24:42.039 --> 01:24:46.659
And this one guy thinks he's him. So he rushes

01:24:46.659 --> 01:24:50.300
into the orc horde and gets grabbed by a killer

01:24:50.300 --> 01:24:54.079
can and is just cleaved in half. And he was hitting

01:24:54.079 --> 01:24:57.760
on it. He thought he could do it. It's so stupid.

01:24:58.880 --> 01:25:03.039
That is my selection. That's my offering. Very

01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:07.300
nice. I can think of one more before I have to

01:25:07.300 --> 01:25:12.399
start scraping the barrel of my memories. Spoilers

01:25:12.399 --> 01:25:15.560
for Lucius the Faultless Blade, by the way, which

01:25:15.560 --> 01:25:19.420
is an awesome book. There's this slave guy named

01:25:19.420 --> 01:25:22.880
Dyrank who goes through a whole lifetime of slavery

01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:25.399
to the world leaders and then gets captured and

01:25:25.399 --> 01:25:27.079
then goes through some time as a slave to the

01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:29.239
Emperor's children, which is quite a jarring

01:25:29.239 --> 01:25:32.159
experience in its own. And this sorcerer guy

01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:35.119
named The Composer takes him under his wing as

01:25:35.119 --> 01:25:38.460
this personal servant guy. And he starts feeding

01:25:38.460 --> 01:25:41.060
him, I don't know what it's called, some drugs.

01:25:41.199 --> 01:25:43.939
He starts giving him drugs. And it makes him

01:25:43.939 --> 01:25:46.380
really happy and hallucinate and think lots of

01:25:46.380 --> 01:25:49.439
things are going on. But Lucius is currently

01:25:49.439 --> 01:25:53.380
trapped in the Dark Eldar arena in Kamara. And

01:25:53.380 --> 01:25:56.199
the sorcerer needs to break into the webway and

01:25:56.199 --> 01:25:58.260
then he needs to summon demons once he's in the

01:25:58.260 --> 01:26:02.329
webway to go find... comrade self and he so to

01:26:02.329 --> 01:26:06.590
summon the demons he needs the like pure unadulterated

01:26:06.590 --> 01:26:09.710
anguish and suffering and despair and so he feeds

01:26:09.710 --> 01:26:12.329
dying a bunch of drugs and he makes him hallucinate

01:26:12.329 --> 01:26:15.069
uh and he brings him into this room with a bunch

01:26:15.069 --> 01:26:18.529
of other slaves and die ranks like dancing in

01:26:18.529 --> 01:26:22.699
a nice like royal type fancy fancy place he's

01:26:22.699 --> 01:26:24.880
meeting ladies he's having fun he's like getting

01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:27.300
friends his old life is back and then he snaps

01:26:27.300 --> 01:26:29.039
out of it and he's actually just like murdered

01:26:29.039 --> 01:26:30.659
all of these people and there's blood everywhere

01:26:30.659 --> 01:26:33.279
and then he breaks down and like loses his mind

01:26:33.279 --> 01:26:36.739
and then the composer uses his anguish to summon

01:26:36.739 --> 01:26:39.560
the demon and then the demon eats direct soul

01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:44.880
and then yeah some classic warhammer stuff oof

01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:50.270
before we get any further though was there do

01:26:50.270 --> 01:26:52.729
we do donations as recently or was uh was that

01:26:52.729 --> 01:26:54.869
a while ago i can't about a while ago so we can

01:26:54.869 --> 01:26:56.689
do some more now yeah let's say i can't remember

01:26:56.689 --> 01:27:00.409
for the life of me sorry guys i also figured

01:27:00.409 --> 01:27:05.210
something out so uh to start off uh revan52014

01:27:05.210 --> 01:27:08.649
gave us 10 jewels with a gold coin so i did a

01:27:08.649 --> 01:27:11.630
little experiment it's basically on the mobile

01:27:11.630 --> 01:27:14.970
version of the stream there's like a way to give

01:27:14.970 --> 01:27:18.609
like emojis now so the 10 jewels is the cost

01:27:18.609 --> 01:27:21.630
and the thing that pops up is the emoji so i

01:27:21.630 --> 01:27:25.170
i've apparently all of us get a thousand jewels

01:27:25.170 --> 01:27:28.729
before september 4th so all of us can do this

01:27:28.729 --> 01:27:31.449
and it's free but then i think you have to buy

01:27:31.449 --> 01:27:35.149
the emojis so i just spammed a thousand jewels

01:27:35.149 --> 01:27:39.369
worth of a jamming cat oh that's that makes so

01:27:39.369 --> 01:27:42.350
much more sense but stream yards Doesn't let

01:27:42.350 --> 01:27:47.029
us see the emoji. It's only for shorts. Not shorts.

01:27:47.069 --> 01:27:51.430
The phone version. Really? So it's only the mobile

01:27:51.430 --> 01:27:52.949
version of the stream that you can do it on.

01:27:53.850 --> 01:27:56.729
Interesting. There you go. I figured it out,

01:27:56.789 --> 01:27:59.869
boys. So now do we get these jewels or are they

01:27:59.869 --> 01:28:02.989
just like paying YouTube? But then what do you

01:28:02.989 --> 01:28:04.810
even do with jewels? You just put more emojis

01:28:04.810 --> 01:28:06.569
on other things? I think it gets converted back

01:28:06.569 --> 01:28:08.609
into money, and I think they're copying Twitch.

01:28:09.210 --> 01:28:11.770
But we all have 1 ,000. Everyone has 1 ,000,

01:28:11.770 --> 01:28:14.289
I think. Lovely. Great. You get 1 ,000. You get

01:28:14.289 --> 01:28:17.970
1 ,000. Thanks, Chad. Oh, I think this one's

01:28:17.970 --> 01:28:21.930
for Colin here, this one. Jay Townsend, 10A again.

01:28:22.350 --> 01:28:24.590
Question for Colin or maybe Eli. The Twin Demons

01:28:24.590 --> 01:28:26.770
and Slash spat out an AOS. Can I use them in

01:28:26.770 --> 01:28:28.930
40K or are they AOS exclusive? Because I like

01:28:28.930 --> 01:28:30.789
their look and I want to use them for my EC army.

01:28:31.369 --> 01:28:34.609
I am afraid they are AOS exclusive. Imagine,

01:28:34.670 --> 01:28:38.890
yeah. You'd have to use them as proxies for something

01:28:38.890 --> 01:28:40.569
else with the same base size. What are these?

01:28:41.609 --> 01:28:44.010
I don't even know what these look like, Ming.

01:28:44.170 --> 01:28:46.329
I gotta look this up. It's like Senessa, and

01:28:46.329 --> 01:28:49.449
I forget the other one. It's not the dude with

01:28:49.449 --> 01:28:51.390
the lady on his back. It's something else, I

01:28:51.390 --> 01:28:53.670
assume. No, no, no. It's like Senessa, and then,

01:28:53.689 --> 01:28:55.350
again, I forget the other one's name, but if

01:28:55.350 --> 01:28:57.510
you look it up, their models are pretty goddamn

01:28:57.510 --> 01:29:02.760
cool. I'm looking. When I look up Twin Demon

01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:08.460
Slaanesh AOS, it's not working. There's a Slaanesh

01:29:08.460 --> 01:29:13.640
and Dex Sessa. Wow. This is a cool -looking Keeper

01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:18.140
of Secrets. What the heck? Is it two Keepers

01:29:18.140 --> 01:29:19.899
of Secrets? Is that what I'm gathering from this?

01:29:19.939 --> 01:29:22.399
They're basically like Super Keeper of Secrets,

01:29:22.460 --> 01:29:25.199
yeah. So you could use them in 40k as a regular

01:29:25.199 --> 01:29:26.960
Keeper of Secrets. You could use them as that.

01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:32.220
These just don't have rules otherwise. No. It

01:29:32.220 --> 01:29:34.680
would probably make cover a little awkward to

01:29:34.680 --> 01:29:38.119
figure out because I'm not sure. In slop Hammer

01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:41.960
11th edition, it'd be hard to use. In real Hammer

01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:44.420
7th edition and before, and even 9th edition,

01:29:44.560 --> 01:29:48.720
it'd be usable. These are cool models. Holy cow.

01:29:51.039 --> 01:29:54.819
Okay, okay, AOS. Okay, I see you. Okay, okay.

01:29:57.480 --> 01:30:00.880
At Jet Void Weller for two bucks. You'll miss

01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:02.939
the Exodite release. No, we didn't. We were actually

01:30:02.939 --> 01:30:07.479
live streamed it. We were there. It's only three

01:30:07.479 --> 01:30:10.420
models though. But they look really OP. The rules

01:30:10.420 --> 01:30:12.520
are kind of insane. And it actually made me kind

01:30:12.520 --> 01:30:14.319
of tilted how good they are because they're so

01:30:14.319 --> 01:30:16.939
much better than Shining Spears and I just want

01:30:16.939 --> 01:30:19.720
Shining Spears to be good. But now these dinosaurs

01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:23.199
are better in every possible way. But yeah, Eldari

01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:26.300
win rates are terrible at the moment. They've

01:30:26.300 --> 01:30:30.159
got a massive point cut still. I'll just kill

01:30:30.159 --> 01:30:34.739
myself. I've heard a theory that the Eldar win

01:30:34.739 --> 01:30:37.060
rates are so bad because they were really OP,

01:30:37.260 --> 01:30:39.199
so a bunch of people picked them up and were

01:30:39.199 --> 01:30:41.380
good with them. Now they're not OP and actually

01:30:41.380 --> 01:30:43.939
require a brain to play, and so their win rates

01:30:43.939 --> 01:30:47.699
are really bad. Not that I've actually played

01:30:47.699 --> 01:30:50.899
any Eldar games in XI, so this is just me spouting

01:30:50.899 --> 01:30:57.899
stuff. okay spot away king uh raw 6668 is every

01:30:57.899 --> 01:31:01.340
loyal imperial and chaos worshiper included anyone

01:31:01.340 --> 01:31:03.659
willing to follow chaos or the broken state makes

01:31:03.659 --> 01:31:08.000
you wonder what's wrong with them there's a there's

01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:12.449
there's a billion live leak uh workplace accidents

01:31:12.449 --> 01:31:15.909
in the Imperium in Chaos every day. I'm sure

01:31:15.909 --> 01:31:18.289
there's plenty of new ways to die every day in

01:31:18.289 --> 01:31:22.510
those situations. Yeah, dude. Forgeworld factory

01:31:22.510 --> 01:31:28.850
worker versus industrial lathe. When I used to

01:31:28.850 --> 01:31:31.489
do medical engineering, the first few days I

01:31:31.489 --> 01:31:34.069
was shown pictures of like, here's what happens

01:31:34.069 --> 01:31:37.220
if you go into this machine. here's what happens

01:31:37.220 --> 01:31:39.420
if you go into this machine and it was not lovely

01:31:39.420 --> 01:31:42.560
like blurred out and i was like i know i've seen

01:31:42.560 --> 01:31:44.520
the uh we can't say it because it's youtube but

01:31:44.520 --> 01:31:52.020
i have seen the bandsaw incident yeah uh ocd

01:31:52.020 --> 01:31:54.880
giant robot fan thing is five dollars plus for

01:31:54.880 --> 01:31:58.659
how how you can read this uh how has dk diamante

01:31:58.659 --> 01:32:02.529
stream gifted you sucker for love where you can

01:32:02.529 --> 01:32:06.510
romance your beloved hasta the now queen in yellow

01:32:06.510 --> 01:32:12.329
if not can i sure man i didn't know dk is any

01:32:12.329 --> 01:32:16.930
fan of it to be fair but uh i guess sucker of

01:32:16.930 --> 01:32:19.890
love is a double entendre just create a throne

01:32:19.890 --> 01:32:23.109
list and then don't turn off the surprise gift

01:32:23.109 --> 01:32:26.189
thing and then you will receive five million

01:32:26.189 --> 01:32:35.600
dildos $100. How? What is your secret to winning

01:32:35.600 --> 01:32:41.659
quizzes? It's not my... My secret is that I'm

01:32:41.659 --> 01:32:44.180
mildly good at everything to do with Warhammer.

01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:46.640
I'm not very good at anything, but the others

01:32:46.640 --> 01:32:49.520
are like, they completely stack in one area.

01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:54.279
So Eli's Xenos lore is way better than mine ever

01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:57.600
will be. Colin's fantasy lore will be way better

01:32:57.600 --> 01:33:00.279
than mine is. Andy's Imperium lore is way better

01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:03.130
than mine ever will be. but I'm just okay enough

01:33:03.130 --> 01:33:05.850
at everything a little bit. So it's kind of the

01:33:05.850 --> 01:33:09.369
eating out thing. It's because we have too many

01:33:09.369 --> 01:33:11.590
quizzes that revolve around Space Marines and

01:33:11.590 --> 01:33:17.229
Horace Heresy. So Hal wins the ball. And then

01:33:17.229 --> 01:33:20.430
Hal and Andy never do Xenos quizzes other than

01:33:20.430 --> 01:33:22.630
that one Eldar quiz. So then Colin and I never

01:33:22.630 --> 01:33:26.430
get quizzes that we're good at. If you write

01:33:26.430 --> 01:33:29.939
a Necron quiz... You can't be upset that no one

01:33:29.939 --> 01:33:31.720
else did the Necron quiz because you already

01:33:31.720 --> 01:33:37.479
took away the Necron quiz. But Andy's never going

01:33:37.479 --> 01:33:41.399
to write a Necron quiz. Exactly. Be careful.

01:33:41.619 --> 01:33:47.779
I might. I'd be happy. I could. The easy section

01:33:47.779 --> 01:33:50.619
of the Xenos quiz by Andy. Which factions suck

01:33:50.619 --> 01:33:54.119
and are lame? I could do the minor Xenos factions.

01:33:54.180 --> 01:34:01.000
There you go. Samra dog. Samra dog. She likes

01:34:01.000 --> 01:34:03.000
when I smack her butt, and I don't know why.

01:34:03.460 --> 01:34:05.000
Oh, have you ever seen those videos with the

01:34:05.000 --> 01:34:07.159
cats? Where someone's like, proper smacking it.

01:34:07.319 --> 01:34:12.079
And then they stop and it goes, meh. Yeah. And

01:34:12.079 --> 01:34:14.399
it like, hangs on to the settee. It's quite funny.

01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:18.479
This one's for Colin, I think. An interesting

01:34:18.479 --> 01:34:24.060
donation. Uh, oh. What is a hold me back cake?

01:34:24.220 --> 01:34:26.739
I guess I'm going to find out. Existential Lee,

01:34:26.819 --> 01:34:29.399
thank you for the 20. Not to be heinously parasocial,

01:34:29.539 --> 01:34:32.600
but my squad did a hold me back cake a few days

01:34:32.600 --> 01:34:35.439
ago and I put Colin squarely between my friend's

01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:39.520
pics of Ned Stark and Ryan Gosling. I know this

01:34:39.520 --> 01:34:43.300
is. It's a version of the hear me out thing.

01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:47.479
It's a big compliment. Thank you very much. You're

01:34:47.479 --> 01:34:49.199
up there with freaking Ned Stark and Ryan Gosling.

01:34:49.659 --> 01:34:54.729
Ryan Gosling and fucking sean beam big w if you're

01:34:54.729 --> 01:34:57.630
a big fan of colin you should listen to on there's

01:34:57.630 --> 01:35:00.670
a channel called or you know it's on a channel

01:35:00.670 --> 01:35:03.270
called froggy actually now there's an intro to

01:35:03.270 --> 01:35:06.810
a tournament uh video where colin makes a lovely

01:35:06.810 --> 01:35:10.569
generous donation to that audio about general

01:35:10.569 --> 01:35:17.329
grievous yeah nice channel froggy phd check out

01:35:17.329 --> 01:35:20.710
her channel because there's a Well, that's some

01:35:20.710 --> 01:35:24.109
crazy line he drops on that. So if you want to

01:35:24.109 --> 01:35:26.710
check that out, go. Don't give me artistic freedom

01:35:26.710 --> 01:35:30.810
and expect me not to abuse it. What's the thing

01:35:30.810 --> 01:35:32.750
you say? Like, I want General Grievous down my

01:35:32.750 --> 01:35:34.970
throat or something? Yeah, I want him to crawl

01:35:34.970 --> 01:35:37.130
down my throat so I can feel his lightsabers

01:35:37.130 --> 01:35:41.729
in my tummy. Would you like to keep asking questions

01:35:41.729 --> 01:35:43.649
or would you like to swiftly move on? No, I'm

01:35:43.649 --> 01:35:46.350
just helping the audience. Of course. Give them

01:35:46.350 --> 01:35:49.829
what they want. hear him coughing general vorvious

01:35:49.829 --> 01:35:54.029
spooky movie then you're the five dollar he names

01:35:54.029 --> 01:35:57.250
princess after what he killed ooftak tries to

01:35:57.250 --> 01:35:59.189
read the word princess but he can't read very

01:35:59.189 --> 01:36:02.029
yes i remember it there yeah oh yeah yeah yeah

01:36:02.029 --> 01:36:11.569
squig the princess princess the squig even in

01:36:11.569 --> 01:36:14.130
the second level from Revan. Thank you. Thank

01:36:14.130 --> 01:36:16.029
you for them Googles. Thank you very much. And

01:36:16.029 --> 01:36:18.689
also Monty Scar. Thank you. A cute picture of

01:36:18.689 --> 01:36:21.649
a kitty. Hey, caught another stream on my way

01:36:21.649 --> 01:36:23.829
to work. The dumbest way to die in 40 days is

01:36:23.829 --> 01:36:25.649
to be born into that setting in the first place.

01:36:25.750 --> 01:36:27.590
Love you all. Thank you very much. Thank you

01:36:27.590 --> 01:36:32.390
very much. Pretty real. This one's for you, Colin.

01:36:35.090 --> 01:36:36.590
Matt2701, thank you for the five bucks. Thank

01:36:36.590 --> 01:36:38.270
you, Mr. No Work, for introducing me to AOS.

01:36:38.470 --> 01:36:40.859
I'm happy I could do so. I'm playing in a tournament

01:36:40.859 --> 01:36:43.119
soon. Hope you win. And I'm bringing both Nagash

01:36:43.119 --> 01:36:46.739
and a Cogfort. What? Can you say that in one

01:36:46.739 --> 01:36:49.760
action? Yeah, Cogforts, you can put them in any

01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:54.979
army. What the? Interesting. Hell yeah. Interesting.

01:36:55.399 --> 01:36:58.420
Very nice. You should make a noted army list.

01:37:00.859 --> 01:37:03.979
Defend droid again. I love playing Imperial Knights.

01:37:04.899 --> 01:37:07.500
Thank you for a swiffy swaff for the thousand

01:37:07.500 --> 01:37:11.359
jewels. And the gold trophy emoji. Hey, the gold's

01:37:11.359 --> 01:37:14.239
back. We haven't seen you a minute. Hey. Green

01:37:14.239 --> 01:37:17.500
hat guy. Oh, the pain. It hurts. Five euros.

01:37:17.880 --> 01:37:20.720
I'm drunk beyond comprehension. And I'm currently

01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.640
wearing a Chinese hat. I do not know why. Finesh

01:37:23.640 --> 01:37:26.939
tongue feet. I have five bucks. Here we go. Thanks,

01:37:26.979 --> 01:37:30.539
man. Thanks, bro. A Chinese -style hat. A hat

01:37:30.539 --> 01:37:32.840
that just has a Chinese flag or the word China

01:37:32.840 --> 01:37:35.859
in it. Or a hat that was made in China. We need

01:37:35.859 --> 01:37:38.619
more details. There's not all hats. There's a

01:37:38.619 --> 01:37:42.939
lot of hats. We've got some more emojis. We've

01:37:42.939 --> 01:37:45.260
got two jewels for Sparkles from Dream of Whiskey.

01:37:45.460 --> 01:37:51.619
We've got 200 jewels from Bro Lost in Thought.

01:37:51.859 --> 01:37:55.979
There we go. Jamming with 200 jewels. Spooky,

01:37:55.979 --> 01:37:58.930
yeah. Spooky. He says, position for me to run

01:37:58.930 --> 01:38:02.050
a chaos quiz? Sure. Also, now Dinos are trash

01:38:02.050 --> 01:38:04.890
and Eldar is trash. T -Sun said of a high win

01:38:04.890 --> 01:38:07.149
rate and got abandoned. How are the Dinos trash,

01:38:07.390 --> 01:38:11.829
bro? They have every keyword in the game. They

01:38:11.829 --> 01:38:14.210
seem pretty goaded to me. Not that the models

01:38:14.210 --> 01:38:16.970
are even existing right now, but they seem good

01:38:16.970 --> 01:38:19.949
to me. But I believe that Eldar are trash. I

01:38:19.949 --> 01:38:24.609
can believe it. Thank you again, Green Hat. Colin,

01:38:24.710 --> 01:38:26.409
you're the only reason I haven't jumped off a

01:38:26.409 --> 01:38:30.689
bridge. well the antidepressants haven't come

01:38:30.689 --> 01:38:32.989
in lately so i'd be careful about making that

01:38:32.989 --> 01:38:35.189
uh making that the only reason my guy i might

01:38:35.189 --> 01:38:38.449
be right there alongside you also yeah you did

01:38:38.449 --> 01:38:41.670
a triangle hat apparently it was a triangle hat

01:38:41.670 --> 01:38:47.329
you did it king man it's all you um now let's

01:38:47.329 --> 01:38:50.390
see so we actually also did not forget this week

01:38:50.390 --> 01:38:53.590
for a few things uh we've got minis of the weeks

01:38:53.590 --> 01:38:57.789
to show off yes uh to start us off this is oh

01:38:57.789 --> 01:38:59.430
that's not what i wanted to put there let's get

01:38:59.430 --> 01:39:03.109
rid of that uh this is the one i picked this

01:39:03.109 --> 01:39:08.489
one it's a long leg uh really in brackets big

01:39:08.489 --> 01:39:12.010
squigging nice i think it's cool i think that's

01:39:12.010 --> 01:39:16.649
a conversion is that a conversion yeah because

01:39:16.649 --> 01:39:21.310
i don't That looks like one of the Hedonites

01:39:21.310 --> 01:39:24.430
of Slaanesh models. I think it's partly the tall

01:39:24.430 --> 01:39:26.989
guy that has the baby standing on his shoulders.

01:39:28.310 --> 01:39:33.770
Pretty cool, mate. And the hooves. Is that a

01:39:33.770 --> 01:39:38.369
Mirmadesh helmet? Bro, it has two knees. Maybe

01:39:38.369 --> 01:39:39.989
not. Maybe that's just a big thigh. It's just

01:39:39.989 --> 01:39:42.270
a big thigh and then a knee. No, I think you're

01:39:42.270 --> 01:39:46.199
right. Top. Oh, that is two knees, isn't it?

01:39:46.279 --> 01:39:49.460
Yeah, that is a Mirvadesh helmet. Interesting.

01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:51.960
Because his look is like flop forward, so I think

01:39:51.960 --> 01:39:56.020
it looks longer than it is. Interesting. AOS

01:39:56.020 --> 01:40:01.539
minis are so cool, man. Yeah. Thank you. This

01:40:01.539 --> 01:40:03.560
is a cool -ass stealth suit with a cool -ass

01:40:03.560 --> 01:40:06.199
base. Yeah. Mini acrylics. Thank you, mini acrylics.

01:40:06.239 --> 01:40:10.619
This was my... Yeah, this was as I just... This

01:40:10.619 --> 01:40:15.279
is a sick as hell little stealth suit. I hate

01:40:15.279 --> 01:40:19.819
these things after the great battle for the capture

01:40:19.819 --> 01:40:25.039
point right outside of my house. Five million

01:40:25.039 --> 01:40:28.920
stealth suits courtesy of Eli upon me. I haven't

01:40:28.920 --> 01:40:32.840
played Dawn of War in way too long. Isn't it

01:40:32.840 --> 01:40:34.439
ironic? Yeah, you can play some more Dawn of

01:40:34.439 --> 01:40:38.619
War. The animation where this is the main character,

01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:41.779
what's it called? The Exodite. I still haven't

01:40:41.779 --> 01:40:45.109
watched it. rick it's okay you know this is a

01:40:45.109 --> 01:40:47.609
this is a i like that i like the base a lot too

01:40:47.609 --> 01:40:50.050
i don't know why sometimes they're like the things

01:40:50.050 --> 01:40:53.550
i pick the base draws me more not even because

01:40:53.550 --> 01:40:55.569
like i think the stealth suits very well done

01:40:55.569 --> 01:40:58.390
but i really like that base yeah fancy bases

01:40:58.390 --> 01:41:01.750
yeah are almost more impressive than fancy painting

01:41:01.750 --> 01:41:03.630
sometimes even though it's probably not harder

01:41:03.630 --> 01:41:06.449
i just i'm not motivated to ever base anything

01:41:06.449 --> 01:41:08.649
with anything other than some rocks so like it's

01:41:08.649 --> 01:41:11.710
impressive dude sterling mud and then i'm done

01:41:12.779 --> 01:41:17.960
so literally but uh yeah no yeah we can play

01:41:17.960 --> 01:41:20.159
some dawn of war sometime too then we gotta get

01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:22.220
that going anything that will let me not play

01:41:22.220 --> 01:41:25.779
fucking dark tide or space marine 2 please i

01:41:25.779 --> 01:41:28.439
was wondering how you were faring of all these

01:41:28.439 --> 01:41:30.619
like requests like come and play space marine

01:41:30.619 --> 01:41:33.960
2 like oh here we go me oh i've been saying no

01:41:33.960 --> 01:41:37.319
i don't want to play those games anymore i like

01:41:37.319 --> 01:41:42.029
i like space marine 2 But I have like 300 hours

01:41:42.029 --> 01:41:46.930
in it. My enjoyment graph for this is like, here's

01:41:46.930 --> 01:41:49.670
an 8 out of 10. I've been at that 8 out of 10

01:41:49.670 --> 01:41:52.829
this whole time. It's a great game. We hit 201

01:41:52.829 --> 01:41:56.409
hours. I've seen enough tiered executions. I'm

01:41:56.409 --> 01:41:59.529
good. I could barely play a game for 30 hours,

01:41:59.630 --> 01:42:01.710
to be honest. I think it's a great game. You're

01:42:01.710 --> 01:42:04.569
a trooper. But I don't have that much in me.

01:42:09.100 --> 01:42:12.819
I don't remember this guy's name, but I like

01:42:12.819 --> 01:42:15.000
him. And he's on a square base, so that's cool.

01:42:15.079 --> 01:42:18.220
And I like the little cobblestone thingy on it,

01:42:18.239 --> 01:42:20.960
the stone thing on his base. Is that the prophet

01:42:20.960 --> 01:42:24.699
of Sotek? It must be. That might be Tehennawen.

01:42:24.859 --> 01:42:29.239
He has like a plaque, though. Yeah, I thought

01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:32.000
it might have been the plaque behind him. It's

01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:34.600
got some old school there. That's cool. Yeah,

01:42:34.600 --> 01:42:37.640
it's cool, man. It's cool. Me likey. Me likey

01:42:37.640 --> 01:42:42.020
that. Good stuff. And the last mini. Holy frick.

01:42:42.460 --> 01:42:47.079
What the heck? Yeah. Great people. This is pretty

01:42:47.079 --> 01:42:51.140
impressive. That box. I know the wings aren't

01:42:51.140 --> 01:42:55.060
on it yet, but Bro's got paint on his hand like

01:42:55.060 --> 01:42:57.520
that. You can tell. You know he good. You know

01:42:57.520 --> 01:43:02.050
he got it. Yep, that blue's real nice. Holy moly.

01:43:03.810 --> 01:43:06.970
God, that's an awesome looking phoenix. Sorry,

01:43:06.970 --> 01:43:10.090
griffin, sorry. That's going to be deathclaw,

01:43:10.149 --> 01:43:13.189
please, Hal. Yeah, sorry. My brain just went

01:43:13.189 --> 01:43:16.670
to wing thing there. How fucking dare you. It's

01:43:16.670 --> 01:43:21.449
late. It's late where I am. And also, we have

01:43:21.449 --> 01:43:27.250
obviously had a quick perusal of the the question

01:43:27.250 --> 01:43:30.170
of the week from last time. And we also have,

01:43:30.270 --> 01:43:33.949
I think we have one for this time up our sleeve.

01:43:34.090 --> 01:43:36.229
But to read out some of the question of the week

01:43:36.229 --> 01:43:41.010
responses we had last time, we have from Keza9211.

01:43:41.609 --> 01:43:45.329
Hashtag suffer was the hashtag. Manfred, if you

01:43:45.329 --> 01:43:50.600
say otherwise, you're just wrong. What was the

01:43:50.600 --> 01:43:53.300
question? Who was suffering the most? Who deserves

01:43:53.300 --> 01:43:58.180
to suffer the most. Oh, I see. That's how we

01:43:58.180 --> 01:44:00.680
do it. Manfred is the Erebus version of fantasy.

01:44:00.979 --> 01:44:08.500
He is the Erebus of fantasy. Also, speaking of

01:44:08.500 --> 01:44:11.520
which, the second one for Hashtag Suffer from

01:44:11.520 --> 01:44:17.100
I think Skate Later. Hal deserves to suffer for

01:44:17.100 --> 01:44:19.600
constantly hating on my short kings in brackets

01:44:19.600 --> 01:44:22.279
leagues of Votan and for hating poor people.

01:44:22.479 --> 01:44:25.659
Andy deserves to suffer for the fighting a Baneblade

01:44:25.659 --> 01:44:28.439
nightmare. Colin deserves to suffer for everything

01:44:28.439 --> 01:44:30.840
he has put my ears through and for introducing

01:44:30.840 --> 01:44:34.500
me to VTubers. Eli truly deserves to suffer the

01:44:34.500 --> 01:44:36.840
most because he is the most vile of all the law

01:44:36.840 --> 01:44:42.170
criminals. He is Canadian. What a jerk. You should

01:44:42.170 --> 01:44:44.930
follow me on Twitter. I have bangers on there.

01:44:45.869 --> 01:44:55.170
They're all very good. Is this the fucking semen

01:44:55.170 --> 01:45:00.130
burp of comments? Yeah, no, please. You cannot

01:45:00.130 --> 01:45:03.470
caress my pink pickle and expect it to not burp

01:45:03.470 --> 01:45:08.329
yogurt. Hell, that's not even the worst one.

01:45:08.409 --> 01:45:13.510
That one... you like you like oh dude that was

01:45:13.510 --> 01:45:16.510
killing me you like halo right andy yeah yeah

01:45:16.510 --> 01:45:19.109
yeah look at look at this cool look at this cool

01:45:19.109 --> 01:45:21.670
tweet this one's really cool and awesome can

01:45:21.670 --> 01:45:23.529
you read it out for the audio oh wait no hang

01:45:23.529 --> 01:45:30.010
on no not that one not that one oh sure yeah

01:45:30.010 --> 01:45:33.210
i i can read it out it's uh yeah no hang on i

01:45:33.210 --> 01:45:36.569
need i need to find it first, though. Spooky's

01:45:36.569 --> 01:45:39.090
in my DMs. I bet he's telling me that the dinosaurs

01:45:39.090 --> 01:45:42.050
suck. Am I hoping it catches on? No, I don't

01:45:42.050 --> 01:45:45.510
tweet for numbers. I tweet for the love of the

01:45:45.510 --> 01:45:49.010
game. What a great episode of Warcraft. It's

01:45:49.010 --> 01:45:51.649
my smegma child crawling out of the shower drain

01:45:51.649 --> 01:45:54.930
after the yearly peelback cleaning. And it's

01:45:54.930 --> 01:45:57.810
a grave mine from Halo 2, the monument to all

01:45:57.810 --> 01:46:03.460
your sins. Oh my gosh. These would do numbers

01:46:03.460 --> 01:46:08.539
on Instagram. These would do numbers. I don't

01:46:08.539 --> 01:46:10.760
want to download more social media ads, though.

01:46:10.800 --> 01:46:15.239
I hate all of them. Just quit Twitter and need

01:46:15.239 --> 01:46:21.100
to Instagram. That's what my cheese is telling

01:46:21.100 --> 01:46:27.050
me. It builds up. Dude, I'm basically Mortarian.

01:46:27.050 --> 01:46:31.850
I got the mortadella and cheese. You disgust

01:46:31.850 --> 01:46:36.220
me. the person who was put in charge of had you

01:46:36.220 --> 01:46:39.060
in my house given one of the launching factions

01:46:39.060 --> 01:46:42.079
in aos and yet only new models are due on foot

01:46:42.079 --> 01:46:44.960
and on obscure warcry band not even a named hero

01:46:44.960 --> 01:46:47.300
in there he dropped the ball so hard it hit terminal

01:46:47.300 --> 01:46:51.060
velocity in less than a nanosecond wow poor fire

01:46:51.060 --> 01:46:56.539
slayers wow um yeah for real though and there's

01:46:56.539 --> 01:46:59.420
a hundred of them yeah fire slayers they're interesting

01:46:59.420 --> 01:47:05.100
in the books though but Slayers are cool. Slayers

01:47:05.100 --> 01:47:11.159
are cool as a unit. In Gotrek's book, when he

01:47:11.159 --> 01:47:14.739
meets Slayers, that's kind of interesting. So

01:47:14.739 --> 01:47:17.479
they're not Fire Slayers. That one's a weird

01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:21.039
one. None of them liked him. There's two different

01:47:21.039 --> 01:47:24.680
books. There's two books, and then there's another

01:47:24.680 --> 01:47:26.800
book where they go to the Slayer Keep. None of

01:47:26.800 --> 01:47:31.100
them like Gotrek. And shall we say that for the

01:47:31.100 --> 01:47:34.760
next question of the week, hashtag Darwin, who

01:47:34.760 --> 01:47:39.380
do you think had the most crazy or silly or ironic

01:47:39.380 --> 01:47:43.600
or interesting death in Warhammer that we missed

01:47:43.600 --> 01:47:47.819
or one that you think was worth mentioning? I

01:47:47.819 --> 01:47:50.619
think hashtag Darwin. Or you could, if you really

01:47:50.619 --> 01:47:53.439
want. just make up one for a character you like

01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:55.659
because that'll be even funnier let's get some

01:47:55.659 --> 01:48:00.060
homebrew death yeah just like darwin arabus arabus

01:48:00.060 --> 01:48:05.680
slips directly into khan's chain blade as it's

01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:11.380
starting to rev up yeah mouth first what if gilliman

01:48:11.380 --> 01:48:15.000
just got hot boxed by mortari and ended up choking

01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:18.239
on it i mean he kind of did and then the emperor

01:48:18.239 --> 01:48:23.729
brought him back yeah I think I killed a bunch

01:48:23.729 --> 01:48:25.909
of people in a D &D game. No, I didn't kill him.

01:48:25.930 --> 01:48:29.770
I did make the party high though. Nice. I had

01:48:29.770 --> 01:48:31.850
weed in my helmet and then I took off my helmet.

01:48:34.310 --> 01:48:37.869
Jake, we said that one. 1d6 poison damage, please.

01:48:38.670 --> 01:48:41.569
No, it was con saving throws because I was hotboxing

01:48:41.569 --> 01:48:44.149
my helmet for like 10 hours because we had nothing

01:48:44.149 --> 01:48:48.149
better to do. You should always have a high constitution.

01:48:49.040 --> 01:48:54.760
Two more donuts, I think. Some donations. Green

01:48:54.760 --> 01:48:58.319
hat. Thank you for the five pounds. Colin, let's

01:48:58.319 --> 01:48:59.939
beat in Europe. I know some beautiful bridges

01:48:59.939 --> 01:49:02.180
to jump, mostly in Paris, so we might have additional

01:49:02.180 --> 01:49:06.000
reason to unstart it all. Unstart it. I like

01:49:06.000 --> 01:49:10.479
that. I'm using that. Read the last bit. Please,

01:49:10.479 --> 01:49:17.520
hashtag, please don't. In a video game. We'll

01:49:17.520 --> 01:49:19.479
stick to one. Thank you, Moda, for the gold coin

01:49:19.479 --> 01:49:24.279
10 jewels. Thank you very much. Monte Scarf.

01:49:24.899 --> 01:49:28.880
820. Thank you very much. Five ways to kill a

01:49:28.880 --> 01:49:31.460
man. 40k Darwin Award. One, be born on a forge

01:49:31.460 --> 01:49:34.420
world. Dead by 15. Two, worship chaos. Three,

01:49:34.479 --> 01:49:36.439
live in a hive city. Shanks for a rusty spoon.

01:49:36.899 --> 01:49:39.760
Four, be born a psyker. Death is a release. Five,

01:49:39.779 --> 01:49:43.640
live in the 42nd millennium. So true. So true.

01:49:43.800 --> 01:49:50.619
Thank you very much. I guess with that being

01:49:50.619 --> 01:49:54.199
said though, last one. Oh, Spooky, good to see

01:49:54.199 --> 01:49:57.800
you man. No, it's my fault for having ears. It's

01:49:57.800 --> 01:50:02.260
debauchery's. Thank you, Spooky. Look, sometimes

01:50:02.260 --> 01:50:07.300
you gotta get something out there. And by something

01:50:07.300 --> 01:50:10.180
I mean thoughts that you really should keep in.

01:50:12.180 --> 01:50:18.100
We should bring back Shane. I've made my money

01:50:18.100 --> 01:50:20.560
at this point on not having shame, which is pretty

01:50:20.560 --> 01:50:25.340
great. I bet Bro sits in the hot tub and watches

01:50:25.340 --> 01:50:29.260
his junk float. How do you feel about the term

01:50:29.260 --> 01:50:36.039
under grundle? Not strong enough. Please subscribe

01:50:36.039 --> 01:50:38.600
to Lore Crimes. Thank you guys for listening,

01:50:38.699 --> 01:50:40.960
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01:50:40.960 --> 01:50:44.220
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01:50:44.220 --> 01:50:46.439
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