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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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and welcome to Lore Crimes. It's us. Hello, everyone.

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Hoping you're having a very good day. And we're

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doing something a bit different today, aren't

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we? What are we doing, Colin? What are we doing

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today? I don't know what's happening. Warhammer

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characters and making them D &D classes. Because,

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you know, I've been playing D &D a lot lately.

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And, you know. I'll get the plug out of the way

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early, Andy, so we can move on swiftly. I got

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the D &D channel. Dungeons of No Work. Go look

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at it. You got to do a bit more than that, Cal.

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What character have you been playing recently?

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I'm playing a gnome necromantic wizard. Wow.

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I'm either going to end up as... Well, there's

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two paths for him, right? He's either going to

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be Gnombert Wesker. Because, you know, technically

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that's... No solid. No, like Albert Wesker, come

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on. What do you mean no solid? He's just a real

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bastard, that's what I mean. Oh, I mean, you

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know, morally ambiguous. Or he's going to be

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the Uncle Ruckus of Liches. Don't trust those

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gnomes over there. No, no. There he is, guard.

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There's that undead stinking up this fine living

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neighborhood. hates all the other necromancers

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as well. Oh, yeah. Wow. There's two choices I

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had. It depends on what the DM gives me first.

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Yeah. So for all the audio listeners, of course,

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today's a tier list. We're going to be making

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your favorite faction leaders, Warhammer 40k

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and Warhammer Fantasy, and we're going to put

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them into their respective D &D classes. As always,

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guys, if you want to catch the live stuff on

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our channel, join our discord so you can see

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donations where people make fun of our hairlines

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and all that fun stuff and of course we're on

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spotify and all that good stuff online if you

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want to check us out there today though i think

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we're going to start big and bold though because

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we're going to start who's the first one on the

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list andy we've got well i i've not finished

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adding characters because i'm not going to lie

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the pc had a bit of a hissy fit but I have got

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the 20 Primarchs, a few Xenos, and Valdo. I love

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Valdo. So, like, we've got a bunch of them to

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start with. So I've just ordered all the Primarchs

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in the number order because, you know, I'm neat

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and tidy like that. But before we start, would

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it make sense, Colin, because I'm not going to

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lie, I don't know much of the difference between,

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like, a Barbarian and a Fighter. So would you

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mind giving us, like, a very, like... succinct

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rundown of like what makes each class different

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or what's their thing just so we're not like

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because again if you say oh this character go

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i think he's a barbarian you go he's clearly

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a fighter i won't know what you mean we're also

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not going to do subclasses within that otherwise

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no no because there was way too hard there's

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also kind of more classes but like there's this

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we're doing the classics the big names because

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there's already the fifth edition classics but

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uh all right so andy you know gonna be mostly

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for you let me give you the rundown right barbarian

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strength character and mostly you can occasionally

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you can you know other stats come up and it's

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mostly strength you're just so goddamn angry

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that you can't die and you hit real hard you

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can't die that seems like a power so you're the

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party tank you can rage fighter is oh yeah you

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can rage and then you just don't die unless the

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enemy has a wizard then you then you you're not

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really any better or also a mass question that's

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that's the real or does that that one kind of

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really properly does you in wisdom is bad wisdom

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yeah you meant no mental okay uh fighter You

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know the Elder Scrolls trailer where the one

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knight is just bodying those other three bozos?

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That. Okay. Oh, what's his name? He's like part

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of a secret group or something. But the thing

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is, every time I see that thing in the shorts,

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it's like, and then he gets them all. But it

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doesn't show you the bit where they then, at

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the end, just like bullshit, we got him in the

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end. And they're like, that's not fair. Yeah.

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That's because no one cares about that part.

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I'm here to watch the knight do kick -ass things.

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Also, I think that guy's secretly a druid or

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something, but again, who cares? Not my Elder

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Scrolls Online. He wouldn't dare. Monk is Kung

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Fu Man. Yeah, not Avatar The Last Airbender.

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This is hand -to -hand. You can sometimes maybe

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squeeze a little bit of that in, a little bit

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of Dragon Ball in, but you know, it's... It is

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mostly you are Kung Fu, man. Don't squeeze my

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monk. I'm monking it. Rogue is, you're a thief.

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Okay. Sneaky guy. But not a ranger who likes

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bows? No, a ranger is like Aragorn, but Aragorn

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when he's Strider. But is he like, so a rogue

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is like, I'll slit your throat, but a ranger

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is like, I'll shoot you with an arrow? rogue

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is like sneak attacks lots of sneakers yeah like

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properly stealthy bastard ranger is a get like

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you you know you're a little naturalist kind

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of guy but you know like you know like you're

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you're not a wild man but you know like you're

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like do you ever read ranger's apprentice okay

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no no all right ranger yeah you usually use a

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bow you don't have to you can use swords and

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stuff but it's more like you know you've got

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You're good for tracking, specialized targets,

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stuff like that. Because I remember the Baldur's

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Gate, not that one, where it was like, you play

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as a dwarf, you play as a ranger, you play as

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a sorceress, and if you get the code, you play

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as Dritz, and he's better than all three. He

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was a ranger, if I remember correctly. And he's

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just like, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. And then

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the dwarf is chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. And

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the mage is like, ooh. I'm a wizard. Yeah. Sorcerer.

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Sorcerer is like... You got magic in your blood.

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You don't need to practice how to do it. You

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just, like, are innately magical. Druid. Yeah.

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Druid is, you know, like, you know, I mean, like,

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druid, like nature magic. You know, you probably

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live in the woods. You're probably a little dirty,

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but also, you know, the trees are coming to strangle

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you alive if you piss off the druid. And you

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can turn into a bear. Gwydion and the druid.

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Or an owlbear. That is the... Owlbear. Oh, owlbear

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as a whole. Bunch of memes about it, doesn't

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it? I've heard of that. The people love the owl

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bear. It's not like that crazy, I think, indeed.

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It's not like that crazy, but... I had my Captain

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America... I know that reference. Wizard is...

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If you need me to tell you what a wizard is,

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man, we have bigger problems. Harry Potter. It's

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a wizard. You gotta learn how to do the magic.

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You're a wizard, Harry. You're a hairy wizard.

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I'm a what? Okay. Bard is kind of magic. You

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sing a song or you do something artistic and

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you magically buff people. Also, you know, the

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obvious joke is you're a man -whore. It's more

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of a support class. It buffs everyone else, yeah.

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You can give people advantage on their attacks

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or saves. Where'd Paladin go? Did we skip it?

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Oh, there's no Paladin? Oh, I must have forgotten

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that. There's a lot of stuff here that's going

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to get a little awkward. Paladin. Paladin. Yeah.

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Cleric is, you know, Paladin first. Paladin is,

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you know, the Dave's Vault. You use the Divine

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Wrath to beat people up. And Cleric is like that,

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but more like healing. Okay. You use Divine Wrath

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to patch up your friend's boo -boos. You can

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still do a little bit of everything. They still

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hit people good, too. Okay. Question. I think

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I've added more or less everyone to the list.

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Do we want to put the Emperor in, or is that

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just like, don't worry about him? No, because

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he's all of them. He's all of them, and then

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also God. So that one seems a little bit... We've

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got Elves, we've got Orc, we've got Necron, we've

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got Tau, we've got Tyranid. I think we've got

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the whole... Oh, we'll put in a Dwarf. Why not?

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We'll put in a Votan. Why not? We will be doing

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Fantasy as well, people. Is that just on a different

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tab, Andy? Eh? Is the Fantasy just on a different

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tab? Oh, sorry. I haven't added them. Let me

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just put them all now. I did download them all.

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There we go. That's done. Good mention. Zam.

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Fantasy or 40k, guys? We could just go from left

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to right. I was going to say, should we start

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with Warhammer 40k? Because then I'll get a sense

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of what the classes are by our discussion. And

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then when we get to Fantasy, I'll be like, it's

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up to you, boys. The Lion. The Lion. Not a bard.

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No, no. He's not quite Paladin, I think. He could

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be Ranger. I feel like Ranger does kind of work

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for him. He... I don't know, like, he's in a

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weird mix of, like, he's technically in the 40k

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a bit of druid as well, because he has, like,

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the forest walk thing. I see, that's why I'd

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say he'd be Ranger, though, because, you know,

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he's all about, like, hunting, you know, he's,

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like, he's not the executioner, but, you know,

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he's the hunts you down on Caliban, you know,

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hunted the monsters, hunts Conrad Carter. I feel

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like Ranger works for him pretty well, actually.

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Yeah, that's actually... yeah fighters fighters

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the easy one but he is kind of like he does a

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lot of things that i feel like a ranger would

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be doing like you know he's got his specialized

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terrain he can hunt you in he's good when in

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a forest you are he is the demon in the forest

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i think that's a good uh that's a good place

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to go and put him as well is that oh well puckish

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this is difficult because He's kind of a whore.

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He's kind of a bard, technically. No, no. That's

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too easy of a bit. I would say fighter. Because

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he's a duelist? No, he doesn't need his own category.

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I think he's technically a fighter. And fighter

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in D &D is kind of an all -rounder. That's the

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thing. Or you can specialize in a lot of ways.

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He specializes in dueling, I guess. No, not as

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much as other Primarchs, but he doesn't fit as

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well into other categories as much as Fighter,

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do you think? I mean, he fits Fighter more than

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anything. Duel guy. Hmm. We had a compelling

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argument. Bards are about art. He is a bard.

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College of Swords. Discuss? That's actually not

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bad. Let us not forget his legion smearing poo

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on the walls during the horror spot. It's my

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art, Dad! Get out of my room! I mean, he's known

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for the fact that he's not known for being a

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duelist, to be fair. He does do it. And even

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Felix, Felix from Gotrek and Felix, he's like,

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what's the guy from Witcher? The Bard. Dandelion.

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Dandelion. I always think of Dandelion when I

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think of Felix from Godric and Felix. Is that

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like a fair piece? Yeah, that'd be fair. It's

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also occurring to me now, Andy, that I didn't

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send you Godric and Felix. I was trying to be

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really subtle, but... They're not faction leaders

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to you. I also added Lewin here because Mike

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is in the chat. I'm like, oh, he's a good lad.

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I'll put him there. Oh, yeah, Jaskier. Jaskier

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is his name, isn't it? But Dandelion is like...

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I have read the Witcher books years ago, and

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I loved it. How many are there? There's a good

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few. Six, seven? I don't remember. There's a

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few of them. I read some of the ones that were

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later editions, but they're prequels as well.

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Okay. Because I do want to read them, but also

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I'm a bit like... Once you've read, like, I've

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just read four of the War of the Beasts books.

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They're all trash. And I'm like, I can take six

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Witcher books. That's not a chore. That'll be

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fine. Purty Rabot. I'm currently finishing my

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video. Let me add an install tier list. I mean,

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sorry. Where are we? This is the thing. He's...

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I didn't want to add artificer because I felt

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like there was already a million of these things,

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but artificer is another class. How tangentially?

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Is it like actually a class or is it just like

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it's a class? I don't know if it's fifth edition.

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It's kind of, it's like a proper class. Is it

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a base class? I don't know if it's a base class.

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I don't know if it's a subclass. No, it's not.

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It's not a subclass. I know that it is its own

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thing. Chat, should we put Artificer in the list

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even if it's just for party? Discuss. Maybe we

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should just try and fit him into one of them.

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Yeah, you know what? He's kind of a barbarian

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in terms of his anger issues. He did? There's

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also Vulcan too, though. Vulcan would also really

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fit as an Artificer. I think Chat has spoken

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the same. Give me Artificer, cowards. Okay. Artificer?

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Artificer? Artificer? Artificer, surely. Artificer.

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Artificer. I'm going to put the ballad in above

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cleric just because it looks neater. Okay, so

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we're going to put him in Artificer. There you

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go. Artificer. Artificer. No, Artificer. American

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English is not correct English. Oi, oi, oi. Because

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it's English. The word is English. Yeah, well,

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we have the original accent still. Here's one

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that we were literally saying this earlier. You

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can't win against. Boo, I win. Boo. Fuck you.

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You smell. How? Opinion. I was literally saying

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to Colin, we were having a bit of bants before

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this, and Colin mentioned there's a really big

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mall in his neck of the woods. And I was like,

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oh, I went to uni and there was a place called

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The Mall. Because that's what they call it in

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the UK. Discuss. Is Mal a real word or is that

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just a bastardization? I'm going to the Mal.

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Have you seen Monopoly board, by the way? You

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know Monopoly? I have played Monopoly, yeah.

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What's the other one? Is it Pal -Mal? Pal -Mal?

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Yeah. What the fuck is Pal -Mal? Ali -Pali? What?

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colin has been to london by the way people so

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he should know these things we had a pint it

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was lovely yeah boys with the bevvies it was

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good but uh is it pal mal guys who play monopoly

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yo people i was muted hell that's not how that

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works I lived by Chicago for 26 years. That doesn't

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mean I know every single location in Chicago.

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Okay, next to just visiting and in jail in the

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purple bit is Pal -Mal on the Monopoly board

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for the London Monopoly board. What the fucking

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London Monopoly? That's not... Which is the standard

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Monopoly board. That is not the standard Monopoly.

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That's actually the original. No, it's not. It

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is. No. Boo. It was invented in fucking DC. No

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way. Yes. Monopoly board fandom. What the fuck

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is this? Guys, should we all quit our channels

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and become Monopoly tubers? So real. Kentucky

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Avenue. Why are the colors in the wrong place?

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Guys, we're getting distracted. Jagatai fighter.

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Is that a good call? paladin we can't put him

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in barbarian because that's antithetical to the

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lead i think he is spicy because he is i'd almost

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want to put slightly druid in terms of his connection

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to you know his homeland his nature lesser than

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the yeah i maybe they're right next to the bottom

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because if we if we if we do this debate right

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now because they're next they're like next to

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each other like wolves have the whole we're not

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really psychos and lehman is like i'm not really

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a barbarian i just pretend there's a lot of like

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he could be qualities going on you know if he

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returns to 40k he could be a druid but for now

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lehman russ is a barbarian like 100 he's like

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i pretend to have an anger issue he still acts

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like he has an anger issue i think you just have

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an anger issue like i just let my my legion lop

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because funny well not really but it's like i'm

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not really like i just tolerate their their shamanistic

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kind of tendencies and i'm actually i i'm from

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ethan it's like i malkador taught me how to write

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oh i bet you're um what's the word like writing

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what's the term for like finesse writing not

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calligraphy you're um Oh, not scholar. There's

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a word for like your pedigree of right, whatever.

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He's like that, like, oh, Malkador, we had tea

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in the palace, but he's like, oh, yeah, I'll

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play it up. Dorn, Artificer, put him there. Any

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objections to Artificer? Dorn, I don't know if

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we are, because everyone's going to be an Artificer.

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I don't think Dorn, he's not like a tinkerer.

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He doesn't like to make stuff. I think he's kind

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of a paladin. He really is like, he's the wall

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himself, literally. Dorn... Not Monk. I mean,

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they're all Primarchs. They kind of have a bit

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of magic. Yeah, that is true. I'm honestly kind

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of going Barbarian too. because of his time in

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the sands with corn be like joint case part of

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it but i'm also thinking more gameplay than anything

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and like he is a tank and the barbarian is the

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tank i have a what about monk because the thing

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is all of his legion are described as like they're

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stoned men they always put duty before personality

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they're very boring they're very stoic what about

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monk I really think Paladin makes sense. Paladin

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does also kind of make sense. He wields a two

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-handed weapon or he has a shield in Siege of

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Terror as well. The thing just throwing me with

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it is the, what do you call it? No holy? No holy

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nothing. No magic. The Emperor. I mean, yeah,

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it's not perfect. Wait, so because Paladin's

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used magic, he's not allowed? Is that what you're

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saying? They have a base ability of smite, so

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they channel their deity's power. Crusades! Yeah,

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that is true. And also he's the one guy who's

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incorruptible by chaos by default, isn't he?

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He is also the Black Templar's dad. That does

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come from him. Yeah. Curse. Rogue. He's not really

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stealthy, though. I see. Yeah, I mean what else

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wasn't staying how he was scuttled around the

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the the Dark Angels glory on I always call it

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the vengeful spirit. It's the the The what's

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it called how the flagship? No, it's the the

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the it's like the incontrovertible Atheism I

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always think it's the vengeful spirit. It's the

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reason what's it called oh something reason isn't

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it yeah it's something reason so the invincible

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reason thank you cb4 uh c4b yeah he was in the

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invincible reason scotland around for months

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until they got to mccragg and then he was clandestinely

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like assassinating all the populace he tried

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to kill gilliman's mum like he did a lot of like

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roguish things hear me out he's a monk what because

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he tortures people in hand -to -hand combat he

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he's close up and personal he's not really doing

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stealth tactics or sneak attack it's fear tactics

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they're different he at most could be a rogue

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because he's not going to use any other forms

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of combat he's not an angry guy no barbarian

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he's not really a fighter yeah but even then

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he is also like like he's fighting dirty which

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is other like that's a very rogue thing Yeah,

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he's the only Prime Master who's spitting in

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their eyes. He's a rogue. He's going to throw

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the pocket sand in your eyes and then gouge your

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eyes out. He's going to put the sand in his mouth

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and then spit it into your eyes. That's what

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he does. Yeah, fair enough. He's like weirdly

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in between, isn't he? He's like something. And

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should we do one more and then we'll do Donut?

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Oh, that is the most paladin man. That is literally

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the paladin. He's not a traditional looking guy.

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He's not a heavy rock to take damage. I mean,

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Cabana broke both his legs and he was still fighting

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because he had wings, I guess. He took a beating.

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He took on Horace when he was already like, I've

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been fighting a good month, two months, whatever

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it was. And half dead. He was literally dying.

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And he was like, I still got it. Yeah. And also...

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The gold filigree, the halo, the wings, that's

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the most paladin. He kind of is a little barbarian

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in there, though. He literally has rage. He has

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a rage ability. He's still just an angel in a

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cage. I think that's a good start. Shall we get

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into some donations from all our lovely viewers?

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Thank you all very much for donating. Colin,

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would you like to start us off with Donkey Man,

00:23:25.619 --> 00:23:30.099
please? Thank you for the two bucks. Stream late

00:23:30.099 --> 00:23:33.460
due to Hal Gooding to Mind Flussy. What does

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that mean? It's like a mind flayer. It's like

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a guy that's a little Cthulhu looking dude. They're

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psychic. You know from Baldur's Gate 3, they

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get attacked by the mind flayers in the trailer.

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I've not played Baldur's Gate. They literally

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look like mini Cthulhu's. Yeah, they're mini

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Cthulhu's like the size of a people and they're

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all psychic. And they turn other people into

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mini Cthulhu's as well. Yeah, they put a tadpole

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in your brain and then it eats your brain and

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it turns into a mind flayer. I gotta be honest,

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I saw there was a deduction in its price today.

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But then I was like, I'm not buying that until

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it's like 50 % off. But then Halo remake comes

00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:13.680
out and I'm like, I will spend 50 quid on a game

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with just Solo. Absolute cope. I don't know what's

00:24:17.500 --> 00:24:19.220
happened to me. I don't know what's happened

00:24:19.220 --> 00:24:24.779
to me. Halo is peak. I know, but it's for real

00:24:24.779 --> 00:24:29.000
cope. It is absolute cope. Fuck you. To be fair,

00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:31.160
you could learn more about Mind Flayers on Dungeons

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No Work. You could. I think that was the second.

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It was one of the first. We started with Fighter.

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Johnny Dungeon. I must admit, one of my proudest

00:24:46.259 --> 00:24:48.259
moments this year was leaving a comment on your

00:24:48.259 --> 00:24:51.480
Barbarian video where I just put... come on barbie

00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:55.460
join the party yeah i keep forgetting to change

00:24:55.460 --> 00:24:58.099
i keep forgetting i need to change to be on that

00:24:58.099 --> 00:25:01.460
channel if i can to heart things because i go

00:25:01.460 --> 00:25:03.000
through the comments and i go to like give it

00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:05.660
a little heart like wait a minute i'm on not

00:25:05.660 --> 00:25:08.420
don't switch accounts i keep forgetting to do

00:25:08.420 --> 00:25:12.160
that uh how would you like this one uh x art

00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:14.599
says been a member for 11 months thank you thank

00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:19.400
you sir stream late due to donkey yes Yes, somebody

00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:25.019
actually is coming back around. Donkey Man. Says

00:25:25.019 --> 00:25:29.259
I'm 102 % undead with a 2 % margin for error.

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Oh, this can't be. Gotta be honest, I got hints

00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:38.000
of Archer from that. I got hints of, what's his

00:25:38.000 --> 00:25:40.180
name? Yeah, well, I don't want to commit too

00:25:40.180 --> 00:25:43.000
hard to talking like Uncle Ruckus on livestream,

00:25:43.460 --> 00:25:48.660
alright? I can only commit so much to that. Leave

00:25:48.660 --> 00:25:56.200
those nice high elves over there. Don't talk

00:25:56.200 --> 00:25:59.619
to those dwarves over there. Oh, I love Boondocks.

00:25:59.700 --> 00:26:04.279
Crazy work. Swiffy Swath for five. Thank you

00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:07.279
very much. Fankwool thinks he's stat for a whiz

00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:10.819
war. Why needs a bard surviving on that riz roll

00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:13.180
so Skaven Society doesn't get rid of him? Gotta

00:26:13.180 --> 00:26:16.319
be honest. Occasionally. Good point. We go live

00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:19.259
and I'm just like. Should I retire? I don't know.

00:26:20.220 --> 00:26:23.460
The lingo is getting... The Whiz War and the

00:26:23.460 --> 00:26:26.720
Riz Raz. Unfortunately, I still don't understand

00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:30.240
all of it. Whiz War, they just abbreviated Wizard

00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:35.200
and Warlock. Okay. Yeah. Need a rocking chair

00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:38.599
in the next stream. I hate that I can understand

00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:41.900
Gen Z. I'm afraid that D &D is older than you,

00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:46.589
so age cannot be an excuse for that one. Only

00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:50.369
senility. Okay, I'm going senile. This one's

00:26:50.369 --> 00:26:54.309
for Hal. Hal, I got bad news. Monopoly is different

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worldwide. That must really... Imagine you live

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somewhere and you get to the very end one, the

00:27:01.549 --> 00:27:03.970
most expensive, but it's to put hotels and rent,

00:27:04.130 --> 00:27:07.250
and you know it's a shithole. Could you imagine?

00:27:09.109 --> 00:27:13.069
That would bug me. I think the last Monopoly

00:27:13.069 --> 00:27:15.170
I played was probably, you know, Star Wars Monopoly

00:27:15.170 --> 00:27:17.069
or something. You know, I'm feeding for it so

00:27:17.069 --> 00:27:21.930
I can buy Han Solo and go, look, ding! Coruscant.

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Would you believe if I told you that there is

00:27:27.230 --> 00:27:32.029
a Guernsey Monopoly? Fuck off. But when are we

00:27:32.029 --> 00:27:33.990
going to get a Warhammer Monopoly? This is like

00:27:33.990 --> 00:27:39.150
Cadia, Armageddon. Oh, we... Mark your words.

00:27:39.329 --> 00:27:44.210
They already... Warhammer Monopoly does exist.

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Does it? Yeah, it does exist. It does. 40k or

00:27:49.890 --> 00:27:54.930
fancy? 40k. Come on, Andy. It's nice to ask.

00:27:55.170 --> 00:27:58.509
I appreciate the effort. You know, the sentiment,

00:27:58.710 --> 00:28:04.779
but... No way. You guys didn't know this existed?

00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:08.059
I mean, it's Monopoly. If an IP has more than

00:28:08.059 --> 00:28:11.039
five people into it, it's going to have a Monopoly.

00:28:11.579 --> 00:28:13.880
Can I just look at what's the end area? Hold

00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:17.400
on, just one sec. Halo does have a Monopoly.

00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:21.220
I thought it did. Holy Terror is the last one.

00:28:21.740 --> 00:28:24.359
It's Mass Effect. Does Mass Effect have a Monopoly?

00:28:25.599 --> 00:28:29.079
Oh my god, you know what the train stations are

00:28:29.079 --> 00:28:32.240
usually? They're craft worlds. Mass Effect does

00:28:32.240 --> 00:28:35.240
have Monopoly. Oh, wait, are you serious? The

00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:42.019
train station? Oh, that's funny. Biltown. It's

00:28:42.019 --> 00:28:46.519
like shattered buildings. Simon. Yanden. And

00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:50.619
then Uthway. Damn. Damn, someone roasted. I think

00:28:50.619 --> 00:28:52.660
this one is probably best suited for you, Colin,

00:28:52.740 --> 00:28:57.809
if you'd like to read this donation. Sure. Jedi

00:28:57.809 --> 00:28:59.730
Mando, thank you for the five pounds. If you

00:28:59.730 --> 00:29:01.750
guys were reborn into Warhammer fantasy, what

00:29:01.750 --> 00:29:04.210
class and race would you guys pick? Elf, Wizard.

00:29:07.930 --> 00:29:11.609
Dwarf Druid. Dwarf Druid, Andy, I'm afraid dwarves

00:29:11.609 --> 00:29:13.089
can't really use magic. Yeah, they can't use

00:29:13.089 --> 00:29:18.369
magic. It's something Andy discovered in our

00:29:18.369 --> 00:29:20.950
Warhammer Fantasy Fireside episode, which he

00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:24.029
did with Colin. They turn into rocks if they

00:29:24.029 --> 00:29:28.759
do magic. I'd be alright. I'd be rock hard. Chaos

00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:30.940
dwarves. I mean, I assume a normal dwarf would

00:29:30.940 --> 00:29:33.460
also turn into a rock, they just don't do magic.

00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:39.460
I think human bard would be good, because...

00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:42.579
Do you really want to live like... You could

00:29:42.579 --> 00:29:45.039
be more like a merchant. I like this one. And

00:29:45.039 --> 00:29:50.289
that's a good life. I don't know why. I don't

00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:51.910
know what this is in response to, but it's just,

00:29:52.009 --> 00:29:53.910
with the PFP, I was like, yeah, I'm just going

00:29:53.910 --> 00:29:56.269
to put that there. Stucking the fat goatees.

00:29:59.490 --> 00:30:08.849
Oh my god. And the last one, Glitcher8839 for

00:30:08.849 --> 00:30:13.589
699 Canucks. Hot take. Uncle Ruckus would 100

00:30:13.589 --> 00:30:16.849
% be a high elf simp for obvious reasons. Yeah.

00:30:19.649 --> 00:30:22.829
Don't bother those nice people over there. I'm

00:30:22.829 --> 00:30:26.369
a 102 % dark elf with a 2 % margin of error.

00:30:30.670 --> 00:30:33.509
The full dark elf. I do love the boondocks. I

00:30:33.509 --> 00:30:35.230
love that one where it's just like the episode

00:30:35.230 --> 00:30:38.369
where it's like, with regards to the episode,

00:30:38.490 --> 00:30:40.730
it's just like, ah, being with your homies isn't

00:30:40.730 --> 00:30:42.609
gay, and it's just like all the guys kissing

00:30:42.609 --> 00:30:44.650
and hugging. It's just like, no, no, no, there's

00:30:44.650 --> 00:30:46.309
nothing to look into here. It's just like...

00:30:47.950 --> 00:30:49.890
There's a lot of tension here in this episode.

00:30:50.369 --> 00:30:57.170
I mean, it's a shame I can't quote it. Andy,

00:30:57.309 --> 00:31:00.869
I am, by the way, I have the Halo Monopoly board

00:31:00.869 --> 00:31:03.369
open and I'm desperately trying to find reach.

00:31:04.710 --> 00:31:10.490
But it is unfortunately at like 144p. Is Harvest

00:31:10.490 --> 00:31:14.329
there? The names are so blurry. I'm looking at

00:31:14.329 --> 00:31:16.470
the images and when it's just a picture of a

00:31:16.470 --> 00:31:20.150
planet. There's a really easy solution to this,

00:31:20.230 --> 00:31:23.210
right? You go on eBay and you buy a copy for

00:31:23.210 --> 00:31:27.130
$800. Yeah. And then you can tell us what happens.

00:31:27.349 --> 00:31:30.930
And let's be honest, you'd want a Halo copy of

00:31:30.930 --> 00:31:34.630
Monopoly, right? Yeah. Why not? Treat yourself.

00:31:35.509 --> 00:31:43.029
The trains are vehicles, though. Okay. Okay.

00:31:43.029 --> 00:31:50.130
So, Ferus Manus. That is also Artificer. Yeah.

00:31:50.750 --> 00:31:54.230
It must be, surely. I feel it, yeah. He's making

00:31:54.230 --> 00:31:57.809
stuff. Okay, well, that's the most... Angron

00:31:57.809 --> 00:32:01.569
is the most obvious barbarian character. I was

00:32:01.569 --> 00:32:03.890
thinking of just saying when I was telling you

00:32:03.890 --> 00:32:06.710
what a barbarian was about, Andy. Angron. He

00:32:06.710 --> 00:32:10.410
was, I guess, supposed to be a cleric in some

00:32:10.410 --> 00:32:12.250
way, wasn't he? Probably supposed to be cleric,

00:32:12.250 --> 00:32:15.210
yeah. Which is kind of sad. Yeah, I literally

00:32:15.210 --> 00:32:16.690
had the same thought when I was putting this

00:32:16.690 --> 00:32:18.869
because he would have been a cleric. Yeah, he

00:32:18.869 --> 00:32:22.069
would have. You know, brain nails. I think Kurz

00:32:22.069 --> 00:32:25.609
would have been a paladin as well. Shame. Yeah.

00:32:27.650 --> 00:32:33.369
I'm going to say he's a bard. What? I thought

00:32:33.369 --> 00:32:38.190
that too. Hear me out. He's the buff guy. It

00:32:38.190 --> 00:32:41.130
doesn't translate one to one, but he's, you know.

00:32:41.869 --> 00:32:44.549
he's not the best fighter he's not the best you

00:32:44.549 --> 00:32:47.569
know like anything like that but you know his

00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:49.930
presence rallies people as a primarch I mean

00:32:49.930 --> 00:32:51.529
a lot of them could do that you could say but

00:32:51.529 --> 00:32:55.869
you know like you know his mental abilities like

00:32:55.869 --> 00:32:58.930
help everyone else perform better because he

00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:02.109
kind of takes care of the rot that is bureaucracy

00:33:02.109 --> 00:33:04.970
it's a little weird I know but I have I have

00:33:04.970 --> 00:33:10.000
a suggestion as well hear me out cleric Because

00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:12.759
he's trying to bomb the ailing Imperium's rot.

00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:17.859
And in a way, he counters Lorgar, where Lorgar

00:33:17.859 --> 00:33:22.640
is zealous fury. He's kind of compassion. Even

00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:26.819
when it comes to the god blight, we need to not

00:33:26.819 --> 00:33:31.980
be recruiting harsh soldiers. We need men who

00:33:31.980 --> 00:33:35.579
will have compassion. and they will try to to

00:33:35.579 --> 00:33:38.220
make the imperium better he's trying to cure

00:33:38.220 --> 00:33:42.319
the ailing imperium he tried to stop the rampant

00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:46.200
spread of religiosity in a way that was like

00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.259
that wouldn't work with the cleric though that

00:33:49.259 --> 00:33:54.549
wouldn't clerics use like healing magic Bro wore

00:33:54.549 --> 00:33:56.990
a suit of armor that cleansed him of a poison

00:33:56.990 --> 00:34:01.150
blade. Yeah, but anyone could do that. His sword

00:34:01.150 --> 00:34:04.829
cleanses demons from existing. Yeah, but anyone

00:34:04.829 --> 00:34:09.010
could hold that sword. Man is in charge of the

00:34:09.010 --> 00:34:12.110
most medicays in the entire Imperium, saving

00:34:12.110 --> 00:34:17.090
the plague wars. I think... bard makes more sense

00:34:17.090 --> 00:34:19.650
it's the closest we get and he's all about like

00:34:19.650 --> 00:34:22.050
lifting people up letting them do better with

00:34:22.050 --> 00:34:24.530
his you know his leadership he ain't singing

00:34:24.530 --> 00:34:28.610
no jingles but he is a charismatic he's also

00:34:28.610 --> 00:34:32.530
hard as a charisma class yeah all right all right

00:34:32.530 --> 00:34:35.489
all right all right also he gets angry when he

00:34:35.489 --> 00:34:38.110
you people forget that he's not a humorless you

00:34:38.110 --> 00:34:42.789
know dirtbag but he crashed out on chaos he's

00:34:42.789 --> 00:34:46.590
got jokes I've got to take... Yes, goddamn it.

00:34:46.590 --> 00:34:49.070
I did just tell a joke. I have more to my life

00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:54.210
than spreadsheets. Come with me, baby. Mortarion.

00:34:54.829 --> 00:34:59.789
Where's Stinky Ass in this tier list? He obviously

00:34:59.789 --> 00:35:04.929
doesn't like magic. But he does use magic. Where

00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:08.949
do we put Hypocrite in this tier list? I know.

00:35:09.409 --> 00:35:16.510
This is a tough one. Is he a... It's not quite

00:35:16.510 --> 00:35:21.289
giving the same as a druid. He's all like, hey,

00:35:21.349 --> 00:35:24.050
Garrow, drink the poison with me. It's a ritual.

00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:27.949
It's pagan -ish. It's outside the imperial truth.

00:35:28.150 --> 00:35:30.670
I use magic, but I'm not a magician. I always

00:35:30.670 --> 00:35:34.789
forget, was he a psyker, like, properly? Yeah.

00:35:35.150 --> 00:35:38.690
Technically. He doesn't use it. It's not real

00:35:38.690 --> 00:35:47.329
psyker. I'd say sorcerer. Hmm. but he's not quite

00:35:47.329 --> 00:35:50.989
magnus and he hates sorcerers i would say i'm

00:35:50.989 --> 00:35:53.789
like druid it's like an escape he's a fighter

00:35:53.789 --> 00:35:56.449
who's gone he's got a cow he's got a white cow

00:35:56.449 --> 00:36:00.710
no there's like fighter subclasses that are like

00:36:00.710 --> 00:36:02.909
yeah like you go to you can specialize in the

00:36:02.909 --> 00:36:05.469
weapon in fighter can't you so i think he's specialized

00:36:05.469 --> 00:36:07.570
in a weapon but you can also be like uh what

00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:11.230
do you call it um there there are like there's

00:36:11.230 --> 00:36:13.530
like eldritch knight i think it's a fighter subclass

00:36:13.530 --> 00:36:16.489
or something And what does he do with a scythe?

00:36:16.630 --> 00:36:19.349
Tends the field? Field? Druid? Druid? Nature?

00:36:20.949 --> 00:36:24.130
Wow. Get this man in politics. Your train of

00:36:24.130 --> 00:36:27.130
thought is wonderful to go through. He's covered

00:36:27.130 --> 00:36:31.969
in poo! That sounds like... What's the word?

00:36:32.070 --> 00:36:34.369
When you put it in the soil to make it grow proper.

00:36:35.110 --> 00:36:38.230
Fertilizer. He's the fertilizer man. Nature.

00:36:39.010 --> 00:36:42.289
Spores. How do you like your Mortarion? Fertilized.

00:36:42.550 --> 00:36:48.590
Covered in shit. That's Druid. He's a fighter.

00:36:48.829 --> 00:36:51.309
He absolutely is a fighter. Green and white.

00:36:51.530 --> 00:36:53.269
That's a Druid. I'm going to start quoting Uncle

00:36:53.269 --> 00:36:56.070
Ruckus if this conversation doesn't swiftly finish.

00:36:57.730 --> 00:37:00.449
Magnus Sorcerer. No, Wizard. Wait, what's the

00:37:00.449 --> 00:37:03.050
difference? So Sorcerer, I think Sorcerer is

00:37:03.050 --> 00:37:06.070
better. Because sorcery is, like, just built

00:37:06.070 --> 00:37:08.650
into you. Like, for Bloodline or something like

00:37:08.650 --> 00:37:13.650
that, you just do magic good. And he was made,

00:37:13.809 --> 00:37:17.909
you know, handcrafted to just be inherently the

00:37:17.909 --> 00:37:25.150
magic guy. Yeah, I mean... He didn't really learn,

00:37:25.329 --> 00:37:27.909
like, I mean, he learned wizard stuff, but it

00:37:27.909 --> 00:37:31.090
was more like learning a spell, not, like, how

00:37:31.090 --> 00:37:34.440
to do magic. I think he's more scholarly, so

00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:36.800
I would go for wizard, whereas a sorcerer is

00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:39.300
more of, like, the practical application of magic.

00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:42.219
How would wizards do that, too? Like, it's...

00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:45.539
Sorcerer is, like, that's the thing in D &D.

00:37:45.619 --> 00:37:47.480
It's, like, it's in there. Like, wizards can

00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:50.500
be innately magical, but most of what they do

00:37:50.500 --> 00:37:53.039
is purely from study. Magnus could have studied

00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:55.679
nothing, and he could still, like... No, he did

00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:59.539
study. Am I correct in thinking sorcerers innately

00:37:59.539 --> 00:38:02.920
are magically gifted, wizards have to... Wizards

00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:05.079
have to do the studying, which is why I say he's

00:38:05.079 --> 00:38:06.900
more Sorcerer, because even if no one taught

00:38:06.900 --> 00:38:11.320
him... Sorcerer is Swissgar Squigelf in Metalocalypse.

00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:15.480
Wizard is Toki Wartooth. No, the other way around.

00:38:15.780 --> 00:38:19.260
Toki Wartooth is the Sorcerer, and then Swissgar

00:38:19.260 --> 00:38:21.719
is the Wizard. I'm just going to say, yeah, man,

00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:23.940
I got nothing. Because Toki is naturally a good

00:38:23.940 --> 00:38:26.599
guitarist, but he doesn't practice. But Swissgar

00:38:26.599 --> 00:38:28.900
is not naturally a good guitarist, but he practices

00:38:28.900 --> 00:38:31.590
more, so he's a better guitarist. by pancreas

00:38:31.590 --> 00:38:33.289
the standards there's no wizards at all i have

00:38:33.289 --> 00:38:35.349
people that i think are wizards coming later

00:38:35.349 --> 00:38:38.969
on it's just not i would say because magnus didn't

00:38:38.969 --> 00:38:42.030
he wasn't born knowing how to use his psychic

00:38:42.030 --> 00:38:45.610
powers and magic he was taught amon taught him

00:38:45.610 --> 00:38:49.960
he learned from like but he wasn't But he was

00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:51.719
taught, and then he instantly was like, I'm better

00:38:51.719 --> 00:38:56.179
than you. He's arrogant. Magnus has zero charisma,

00:38:56.460 --> 00:38:58.340
zero wisdom, he's a wizard. You know, you're

00:38:58.340 --> 00:39:01.079
kind of spitting with that, actually. Yeah, he

00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:04.980
is a wizard. You're a wizard, Magnus. Horus.

00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:09.719
That is THE bard. He convinced a few people to

00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:11.780
turn against the Imperial. Hello there, Amber

00:39:11.780 --> 00:39:14.860
King. You should subscribe to my channel. I'm

00:39:14.860 --> 00:39:17.579
Horace, don't you know? I'm such a lovely guy.

00:39:18.300 --> 00:39:23.579
Yeah, I bet Horace. No, no, no. Horace is pretty,

00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.280
I mean, he's kind of an all -rounder, kind of

00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:27.639
like a fighter. I don't know if there's like

00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:31.519
a subclass of bard and fighter. Horace Heresy.

00:39:31.699 --> 00:39:35.260
There you go. It's just called prick or something.

00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:42.320
I would say he's a pretty talented bard in terms

00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:44.960
of... He's kind of known for that, isn't he?

00:39:45.079 --> 00:39:51.719
That's his skill. Yeah, he's the orator. But

00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:54.280
not like Gilman, where he's an orator, taxman,

00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:59.059
empire builder. He's just good at drawing people

00:39:59.059 --> 00:40:02.719
to him. And that was his specialty. He was the

00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:08.920
foil. It's Boido. Well, he has a bit of it, because

00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:12.619
he is his father's son. But also, like, this

00:40:12.619 --> 00:40:19.139
guy's kind of crazy. I'd almost say he's a sorcerer.

00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:24.199
He has no psychic power, but he's good at rallying

00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:27.139
people to his side. But he's a fighter. He's

00:40:27.139 --> 00:40:30.320
not known for being charismatic. He's not charismatic,

00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:35.079
but he is capable. Is he like a dark paladin

00:40:35.079 --> 00:40:38.480
in some way? What's the one called in where a

00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:41.300
paladin breaks their oath or something? Oh, like

00:40:41.300 --> 00:40:44.260
an oathbreaker paladin. Question. What's the

00:40:44.260 --> 00:40:47.019
difference between a wizard and a warlock? Warlock

00:40:47.019 --> 00:40:50.219
makes a pact. Their power is coming from someone

00:40:50.219 --> 00:40:56.480
else. Do we not have warlock? We do. Do we? I

00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:59.239
don't think we have warlock. Oh, fuck, we don't.

00:40:59.539 --> 00:41:03.880
I thought I did. This website is very finicky.

00:41:04.900 --> 00:41:07.300
Warlock is like... It doesn't necessarily need

00:41:07.300 --> 00:41:09.719
to be demonic. I mean, it's Warhammer, so it's

00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:13.199
probably going to be demonic. But no, Warlock

00:41:13.199 --> 00:41:16.559
is like some other being is giving you a little

00:41:16.559 --> 00:41:19.199
bit of their power for you to do. Alright, well,

00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.579
with that said, can we put Horus here then? Because

00:41:22.579 --> 00:41:26.219
at his most powerful, he was more powerful than

00:41:26.219 --> 00:41:28.119
the Emperor, but he was only more powerful than

00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:31.539
the Emperor because... He was warlocking. Let

00:41:31.539 --> 00:41:34.840
me check something really quick. Yeah, warlock

00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:37.960
is also a charisma class. Yeah. I never play

00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:41.360
warlock because I hate warlock. He is the warlock

00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:47.980
master. Yeah, no. Yeah, I think so. I'm glad

00:41:47.980 --> 00:41:50.639
we sorted that out then. Does that mean, where

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:54.199
does lore go next? Hey, Andy, just one quick

00:41:54.199 --> 00:42:00.369
question. Yeah, sorry? What is Wia? On the bottom

00:42:00.369 --> 00:42:02.869
of the category. I believe that was Artificer,

00:42:02.869 --> 00:42:07.690
but I was trying to add. Is it just the we were,

00:42:07.769 --> 00:42:10.429
we were category or something? While we were.

00:42:10.670 --> 00:42:13.969
King in the castle. Oh, Abaddon. Because he's

00:42:13.969 --> 00:42:16.690
not, he's not like, his whole thing is, I'm not

00:42:16.690 --> 00:42:20.489
like dad. I earned my keep. I would say, I think

00:42:20.489 --> 00:42:22.909
he's a paladin because he's like a dark paladin.

00:42:23.090 --> 00:42:25.050
Dark paladin. He's literally something called,

00:42:25.110 --> 00:42:27.329
like we were saying, he's an oathbreaker paladin.

00:42:27.869 --> 00:42:31.489
and he broke his oath he's kind of a warlock

00:42:31.489 --> 00:42:33.929
but he doesn't abram doesn't really use you know

00:42:33.929 --> 00:42:36.329
psychic powers like he he enacts people to do

00:42:36.329 --> 00:42:38.730
it for him he went on a pilgrimage and he killed

00:42:38.730 --> 00:42:42.090
a bunch of stuff with a with a sword and he draws

00:42:42.090 --> 00:42:45.150
people to him his strength is a uniter his strength

00:42:45.150 --> 00:42:48.650
is a is a bannerman his strength is i will draw

00:42:48.650 --> 00:42:53.929
people to a common cause so i'm like paladin

00:42:53.929 --> 00:42:58.010
can win a war on his own i feel like no paladin's

00:42:58.010 --> 00:43:00.550
more of like they're like a central warrior figure

00:43:00.550 --> 00:43:03.650
like not a fighter a fighter could be more of

00:43:03.650 --> 00:43:06.070
someone who's like a duelist whereas a paladin

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:08.949
is like essentially what you think he's like

00:43:08.949 --> 00:43:11.230
as like a you know he's a dark templar in some

00:43:11.230 --> 00:43:16.050
way he doesn't employ magic he doesn't play magic

00:43:16.050 --> 00:43:19.230
because he's suffused with chaos so he did kill

00:43:19.230 --> 00:43:23.010
the og sigismund i'll take that yeah okay he's

00:43:23.010 --> 00:43:29.219
a bitch logar cleric I think he's a warlock.

00:43:32.500 --> 00:43:38.820
Colin? So, has he... Again, you both would know

00:43:38.820 --> 00:43:42.079
more. Has he specifically made a pact with them?

00:43:42.380 --> 00:43:45.260
With, like, a chaos god? Or chaos in general?

00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:49.199
Well, he becomes a demon. He becomes a demon

00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:51.360
primarch, but the thing with a warlock is specifically,

00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:54.659
like, it is a contractual deal. Like, the warlock,

00:43:54.659 --> 00:43:57.360
they want you to do something. Am I right in

00:43:57.360 --> 00:43:59.280
thinking how when he goes for his pilgrimage,

00:43:59.380 --> 00:44:02.159
he kind of makes a pact with Chaos in that, like,

00:44:02.179 --> 00:44:06.119
I'll give you the Imperium if I'm your chosen?

00:44:06.940 --> 00:44:11.260
Not specifically, but it's more implied. The

00:44:11.260 --> 00:44:14.139
weird thing about Lorgar, Lorgar's not, for most

00:44:14.139 --> 00:44:17.019
of the horror's heresy, corrupted by Chaos. He

00:44:17.019 --> 00:44:20.420
genuinely believes in it. As in, like, because

00:44:20.420 --> 00:44:21.960
you know when you get to Isvar and he has a little

00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:24.320
panic attack where he goes, like, oh, what the

00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:28.530
fuck am I doing? That's a demon in there. He

00:44:28.530 --> 00:44:29.969
literally goes like, oh my god, what are we doing?

00:44:30.650 --> 00:44:34.110
Corferon goes, snap out of it, you bitch! Yeah,

00:44:34.170 --> 00:44:38.949
no, I don't think he's a warlock. In addition

00:44:38.949 --> 00:44:41.730
to they give you a bit of power, it's a contract.

00:44:42.489 --> 00:44:47.190
You are obligated to do at least something. He's

00:44:47.190 --> 00:44:50.670
kind of a bard. We think of him as a cleric because

00:44:50.670 --> 00:44:52.989
he's kind of like a priest. But the thing is,

00:44:53.030 --> 00:44:56.989
he's not. Here's my caveat. When it came to the

00:44:56.989 --> 00:45:01.750
last hurdle, Horus, Fulgrim, everyone shunned

00:45:01.750 --> 00:45:04.090
him before the Siege of Taric. He doesn't have

00:45:04.090 --> 00:45:07.130
the charisma that Horus does. He has blind faith,

00:45:07.429 --> 00:45:09.269
which is why I want to say cleric. He doesn't

00:45:09.269 --> 00:45:13.110
have charisma. No, no, but even his legion are

00:45:13.110 --> 00:45:16.250
like, I hate him. Kalf, they're like, I hate

00:45:16.250 --> 00:45:19.409
my Primarch, but he's on the right path. Who

00:45:19.409 --> 00:45:21.329
was it who was like, we don't bear the word anymore,

00:45:21.469 --> 00:45:24.630
we bear Lorgar? Was that? That's a quote. Who

00:45:24.630 --> 00:45:26.619
said that? but there's no i'm agreeing with you

00:45:26.619 --> 00:45:29.280
yeah they're all just like we follow him we kind

00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:32.300
of hate him but he is on the right path yeah

00:45:32.300 --> 00:45:34.980
i hate my thing is cleric is like on the right

00:45:34.980 --> 00:45:37.909
side and lorga's not a healer But they're also

00:45:37.909 --> 00:45:42.329
like priests. As a role, they're priests. That's

00:45:42.329 --> 00:45:44.929
what they're kind of supposed to do. They spread

00:45:44.929 --> 00:45:48.309
the word of their deity. Oh, you slept with my

00:45:48.309 --> 00:45:50.909
wife, but if you cure her of her ailment, I guess

00:45:50.909 --> 00:45:52.789
I have to do what you say. You don't have to

00:45:52.789 --> 00:45:55.190
like the priest. You don't have to like the cleric.

00:45:55.309 --> 00:46:00.570
But if he professes to... If you promise, then

00:46:00.570 --> 00:46:04.800
it's like... Someone did bring up, there are

00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:07.639
evil gods in D &D, and they can absolutely have

00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:10.019
clerics that mechanically still do, you know,

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:15.579
get cleric spells, but they're evil. I guess

00:46:15.579 --> 00:46:19.019
he's a cleric then. That makes sense. He's gotta

00:46:19.019 --> 00:46:22.500
be the cleric. Should we run out of Primarchs,

00:46:22.500 --> 00:46:24.900
then we'll do another round of... Yep. Vulcan.

00:46:25.820 --> 00:46:30.219
When you can't. Artificer. This whole deal, it's

00:46:30.219 --> 00:46:36.940
that and being nice. fair enough lovely man corvus

00:46:36.940 --> 00:46:39.619
i mean that's the most obvious rogue rogue we

00:46:39.619 --> 00:46:43.579
don't need to think about that any longer that

00:46:43.579 --> 00:46:48.059
is conrad's like we have rogue at home real rogue

00:46:48.059 --> 00:46:51.480
man is like unintentionally invisible that's

00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:57.699
pretty impressive nice yeah it was just perfect

00:46:57.699 --> 00:47:01.250
was that all that we did No, the one you almost

00:47:01.250 --> 00:47:06.570
forgot about. Also rogue. Not a proper rogue,

00:47:06.650 --> 00:47:09.050
but like... Not a proper rogue, but like, what

00:47:09.050 --> 00:47:19.210
else is he? It's rogue. It's gotta be rogue.

00:47:19.210 --> 00:47:23.550
It doesn't really fit. I can maybe make a new

00:47:23.550 --> 00:47:27.579
class, hold on. No, please no more. Stop, no

00:47:27.579 --> 00:47:32.219
more. No, no, no. Shitter. All right, you know,

00:47:32.219 --> 00:47:36.019
maybe, hmm. We'll have too many people in there.

00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.000
No, that's, I mean, that's the average rogue

00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:41.780
player is a shitter, so it's fine. I swear it's

00:47:41.780 --> 00:47:43.760
in character for me to steal from the party and

00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:45.820
backstab every fucking If someone says they're

00:47:45.820 --> 00:47:48.599
playing, what's their alignment is like chaotic

00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:52.380
evil rogue, just don't play. Chaotic, chaotic

00:47:52.380 --> 00:47:55.289
evil or chaotic neutral. You killed Colin. You

00:47:55.289 --> 00:47:58.610
killed him. Really, anyone who's chaotic is going

00:47:58.610 --> 00:48:01.769
to cause problems. Well, thank you all. We're

00:48:01.769 --> 00:48:03.530
going to go through some donations right now.

00:48:03.650 --> 00:48:08.010
Do you want to start us off, Hal? Thank you.

00:48:08.070 --> 00:48:11.210
From New Zealand. Oh, good morning. In keeping

00:48:11.210 --> 00:48:13.929
with the Uncle Ruckus vibe, I put it to you guys

00:48:13.929 --> 00:48:18.260
that Magnus is a... Grand Wizard. Wow. That was

00:48:18.260 --> 00:48:23.059
a good... That's funny. Good pun. That was a

00:48:23.059 --> 00:48:27.059
good pun. Jedi Mando, five pounds. Whore should

00:48:27.059 --> 00:48:28.900
be a warlock. It's charisma class and you get

00:48:28.900 --> 00:48:31.280
juiced by chaos and the heresy same way a warlock

00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:34.599
does. Thank you, brother. It's not horrible.

00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:40.119
Existential Lee. Thank you very much for your

00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:44.000
donations. I wanted to write something heinous

00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:45.840
in celebration of finally catching the pod live,

00:48:45.940 --> 00:48:48.300
but instead I'll just give you all my sincere

00:48:48.300 --> 00:48:52.860
thanks for that. Thank you so much. Someone said

00:48:52.860 --> 00:48:55.920
something nice about us, guys. It is appreciated.

00:48:56.679 --> 00:49:00.460
There are some kind people here. Thank you. That

00:49:00.460 --> 00:49:04.679
feels weird. Another large one here. Who would

00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:10.480
like to read this of you two? Salvax5301 for

00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:13.420
£10. Thank you, man. What are your guys' favourite

00:49:13.420 --> 00:49:16.940
40k and fantasy slash Age of Sigmar creature?

00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:23.059
40k is a crotalid because walk -travelling crocodile

00:49:23.059 --> 00:49:28.500
and fantasy in the Stowhorn for the fact it's

00:49:28.500 --> 00:49:32.420
just a badass fantasy bison. Did I read that

00:49:32.420 --> 00:49:35.760
right? Yeah. I might have to agree with that

00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:38.300
for the fantasy one. The really big fantasy,

00:49:38.380 --> 00:49:41.739
yeah. If I can pick a specific creature where

00:49:41.739 --> 00:49:43.539
it's just one though, probably the Sleeper from

00:49:43.539 --> 00:49:46.900
Godric and Felix. Just because someone got really

00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:49.059
bored and decided they were fighting Necromorphs

00:49:49.059 --> 00:49:55.420
today. It's like, okay. Can't really say Boingob.

00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:03.699
Squig. Like a giant squig. He's squigging on

00:50:03.699 --> 00:50:09.000
my... I do like a squig. Here's one that I think

00:50:09.000 --> 00:50:12.960
might catch you guys off guard. And I'm saying

00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:15.800
creature. You might disagree, but I quite like

00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:20.699
mandrakes. Because they turn up out of nowhere.

00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:24.579
They have that samurai influence, but they're

00:50:24.579 --> 00:50:27.980
also kind of like ghostly and ethereal and strange.

00:50:28.340 --> 00:50:31.780
I'm drawn to mandrakes. I like them. They're

00:50:31.780 --> 00:50:35.699
fun. Fair enough. It's a good point, I think.

00:50:36.679 --> 00:50:41.760
how any of you i guess in 40k i had to hey what's

00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:44.820
like a really weird one it looks like the huge

00:50:44.820 --> 00:50:49.619
the huge tyranid ones are like pretty crazy i'm

00:50:49.619 --> 00:50:54.639
trying to think of a horus heresy exclusive we

00:50:54.639 --> 00:50:58.960
never see again i would like to know i mean the

00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:01.900
crave are pretty oh no not the crater the slough

00:51:01.900 --> 00:51:06.360
the slough the slaw slaw the coleslaw um the

00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:10.099
stall they're the ones like the maggot men every

00:51:10.099 --> 00:51:12.300
time i think of crave i think of the uk cereal

00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:15.059
which is like oh yeah and it's like a cereal

00:51:15.059 --> 00:51:17.579
that tries to eat people like that's quite apt

00:51:17.579 --> 00:51:19.599
i like that it's like the cereal tries to eat

00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.260
you to death because it's rabid i'm like that's

00:51:22.260 --> 00:51:26.400
very 40k i like that the slaw weird though yeah

00:51:26.400 --> 00:51:36.960
this one's for you colin Thanks, man. Lilith

00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:40.059
is pog. Thank you for the five bucks. Hey, Pancreas,

00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:41.880
I keep seeing Milwaukee hate. Is someone from

00:51:41.880 --> 00:51:44.800
there? Can I say it's all valid? At least you're

00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:49.400
aware. Why everyone hate it? Fucking Wisconsin

00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:52.760
sucks. Why would anyone hate Wisconsin when Red

00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:55.199
Letter Media are based there? Well, aside from

00:51:55.199 --> 00:51:58.280
that, their streets were designed by like...

00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:02.260
His laugh is amazing. It's because their streets

00:52:02.260 --> 00:52:05.840
were designed by the fucking... I forget what.

00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:10.860
You got a fish fry every week. You got a fish

00:52:10.860 --> 00:52:14.760
fry. No, no, no, no, no. Their kids were designed

00:52:14.760 --> 00:52:17.860
by fucking Joffrey Lannister. Or their streets.

00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:22.260
Their kids. I did say their kids. Their streets

00:52:22.260 --> 00:52:24.760
were designed by Joffrey Lannister, full of hate

00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:28.579
and incest. I swear to God, the drivers in that

00:52:28.579 --> 00:52:31.679
state are just like... He says Joffrey Lannister

00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:34.860
as well, not Joffrey Baratheon. I know what he

00:52:34.860 --> 00:52:40.420
is. He knows what he is. What do you have? Do

00:52:40.420 --> 00:52:42.440
you have cheese and alcoholism? Good for you,

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:44.699
buddy. I got that too. I don't need to be in

00:52:44.699 --> 00:52:49.239
Wisconsin for that. It's not special. Fuck the

00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:51.780
Green Bay Packers. Kill them with hammers. Not

00:52:51.780 --> 00:52:55.099
going to lie. My partner and I would love to

00:52:55.099 --> 00:52:57.909
go to Wisconsin one day just to like... Just

00:52:57.909 --> 00:53:00.210
for the chance of bumping into any of the RLM

00:53:00.210 --> 00:53:05.289
crew. It's not worth it. It sucks. No, it'll

00:53:05.289 --> 00:53:08.309
be worth it. I think it used to be in Chicago

00:53:08.309 --> 00:53:11.789
until a few years ago. Yeah, it was. And that

00:53:11.789 --> 00:53:12.949
would have been even better because you know

00:53:12.949 --> 00:53:15.650
what? I could just go back to my fucking house

00:53:15.650 --> 00:53:19.269
after the fact. I would absolutely drive an hour

00:53:19.269 --> 00:53:21.130
in. I've done that for other cons. Three hours?

00:53:21.250 --> 00:53:28.719
Can't do that. Yep. A fanciful prodigy for five

00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:31.539
bucks. Predicting right now if fantasy is touched

00:53:31.539 --> 00:53:34.400
at all, Godric and Felix will be a barbarian

00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.739
and bard duo. Can you get out of my mind, dickhead?

00:53:38.340 --> 00:53:43.460
Yeah, fair enough. Jedi Mando, two pounds. Thank

00:53:43.460 --> 00:53:45.739
you. Question for Colin, Mr. Marathi. Marathi,

00:53:45.880 --> 00:53:50.039
come on. He wants to be stepped on, people. Understand

00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:55.320
his depravity. ocd giant robot fan for five what

00:53:55.320 --> 00:53:57.219
do you guys think of gw publishing a detailed

00:53:57.219 --> 00:53:59.760
visual encyclopedia of everything in 40k example

00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:02.159
food animals the source of wag i gotta be honest

00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:07.699
um they kind of did this oh we're just crazy

00:54:07.699 --> 00:54:10.619
there's people crazy enough to be that to be

00:54:10.619 --> 00:54:14.320
gassed about it so i think they should but i

00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:18.239
got an encyclopedia of characters And I got to

00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:21.000
be honest, it was not that many characters. I

00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.059
was like, oh, this will be like I bought it because

00:54:24.059 --> 00:54:26.340
I was like, oh, maybe I will not have done a

00:54:26.340 --> 00:54:28.780
video on this character and it will give me more

00:54:28.780 --> 00:54:31.559
information. The only one that I hadn't done

00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:35.119
was Horticulous Slimax, who is a Nurgle demon

00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:40.199
who rides a snail. I was like, this was not worth

00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:47.619
40 pounds. So kind of similar to and I'm. taking

00:54:47.619 --> 00:54:51.579
the cop on this myself i think the problem with

00:54:51.579 --> 00:54:53.780
when they do things like law masters and their

00:54:53.780 --> 00:54:57.019
tv shows about parts of the law and stuff they're

00:54:57.019 --> 00:55:01.239
only willing to talk about big things and when

00:55:01.239 --> 00:55:05.239
they do a thing that's like an encyclopedia they'll

00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.300
talk about some things but they'll miss something

00:55:07.300 --> 00:55:10.500
they can't really like because you only have

00:55:10.500 --> 00:55:15.579
one release and it's out they can't improve it

00:55:16.110 --> 00:55:18.429
and so youtube has the edge where they'll be

00:55:18.429 --> 00:55:22.690
like oh new stuff is out for this character i

00:55:22.690 --> 00:55:24.690
can do a new video and delete my old video or

00:55:24.690 --> 00:55:27.130
just do a new video or i was always meaning to

00:55:27.130 --> 00:55:29.710
do that video and i'll do it now youtube is more

00:55:29.710 --> 00:55:34.010
flexible in that regard and i know halo a while

00:55:34.010 --> 00:55:37.789
ago did like a culinary book it was like make

00:55:37.789 --> 00:55:40.469
a halo boy girl i'm like okay that's kind of

00:55:40.469 --> 00:55:45.880
cute but Once it's out, it's out. And then they

00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:50.960
will not touch it for 50 years. And then it's

00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:52.840
not as flexible as something like social media

00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:56.400
where you can actually improve or be like, I

00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:58.099
didn't do a good enough job. I'll retract to

00:55:58.099 --> 00:56:01.280
make a new one. Or I did a video very long ago

00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:03.360
and I'll do a new version. It'll be even better.

00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:07.860
It's the format I don't think is able to keep

00:56:07.860 --> 00:56:10.320
pace in that regard. But that's just my opinion

00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:17.720
on it. Give me my Warhammer slot, please. Rat

00:56:17.720 --> 00:56:21.900
Bartholomew Chessington for $9 .99. A mistake

00:56:21.900 --> 00:56:24.280
I made in D &D was I had my friends choose my

00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:27.260
class and race. This is how I ended up with Felix,

00:56:27.519 --> 00:56:31.559
a cat boy bard. He has a higher con stat than

00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:36.480
the tank at 18. Oh my god, your constitution's

00:56:36.480 --> 00:56:38.780
that high? That's ridiculous. Why are you so

00:56:38.780 --> 00:56:41.699
bricked up? Sometimes it happens. Look, con should

00:56:41.699 --> 00:56:43.760
always be the second highest stat you have. I

00:56:43.760 --> 00:56:46.239
don't care. The first is whatever you use to

00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:48.539
hit people with. The second is constitution because

00:56:48.539 --> 00:56:51.739
that is your health. What about luck? That's

00:56:51.739 --> 00:56:55.360
not a stat. Luck is a stat. No, not in D &D.

00:56:55.460 --> 00:56:58.119
There are feats that give you luck, kind of.

00:56:59.300 --> 00:57:03.760
Your class has, depending on things, advantage.

00:57:04.889 --> 00:57:07.570
on when you do like dice rolling or like pluses

00:57:07.570 --> 00:57:12.090
to your stuff but you know not you kind of you

00:57:12.090 --> 00:57:14.250
kind of the way you do as a crew you kind of

00:57:14.250 --> 00:57:16.809
specialize yeah so like the whole so someone

00:57:16.809 --> 00:57:18.530
in the group can do something in the room call

00:57:18.530 --> 00:57:21.429
then yes that's right oh doggie doggie doggie

00:57:21.429 --> 00:57:23.570
doggie doggie couldn't see what the man was doing

00:57:23.570 --> 00:57:30.489
then i saw the science like dog dad come on should

00:57:30.489 --> 00:57:35.440
we get back to the uh The tier list. Here we

00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:42.539
go. Valdor. I mean, that's just a loyal boy there.

00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:48.460
My little chud. He's kind of a paladin. I guess

00:57:48.460 --> 00:57:51.179
he's a paladin. Surely he's the most paladin

00:57:51.179 --> 00:57:55.440
of the dins. Who is it again? Maybe he's just

00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:58.480
a fighter. Maybe he's just a fighter. I'd say

00:57:58.480 --> 00:58:02.980
just fighter, yeah. Okay. he's just a warrior

00:58:02.980 --> 00:58:05.639
he's just a killer yeah he's damn good at it

00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:09.719
but could be a monk maybe though i mean don't

00:58:09.719 --> 00:58:11.699
custodians spend most of their time thinking

00:58:11.699 --> 00:58:15.340
on what biggie tells them rather in the past

00:58:15.340 --> 00:58:18.519
told them kind of nowadays i think that's a good

00:58:18.519 --> 00:58:20.920
thing monk actually works pretty well and also

00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:23.940
someone did say earlier that no one in 40k can

00:58:23.940 --> 00:58:26.099
quite be a monk because monks don't wear armor

00:58:26.099 --> 00:58:28.699
so at a certain point we're just going to have

00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:31.869
to ignore that little fact Yeah, they kind of

00:58:31.869 --> 00:58:36.929
use their skill to be their saving. Their dexterity

00:58:36.929 --> 00:58:40.630
is so high, isn't it? They save themselves that

00:58:40.630 --> 00:58:46.230
way. I'd say monk. I'd say monk. Shout out to

00:58:46.230 --> 00:58:48.190
early game monk play, by the way. Early game

00:58:48.190 --> 00:58:51.630
monk is terrible. Constantine just said, oh,

00:58:51.789 --> 00:58:55.050
but monks don't even use weapons or armor. I'm

00:58:55.050 --> 00:58:59.800
just saying, this guy... punched Abaddon in the

00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:04.059
mouth and, like, saw him out. He is the weapon.

00:59:04.300 --> 00:59:06.739
He is the weapon. Also, if we're going purely

00:59:06.739 --> 00:59:10.019
by that, like, look, the monk's got someone fits,

00:59:10.219 --> 00:59:12.280
I think he fits monk better, but again, no one

00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:14.880
in any Warhammer setting is going to be pure

00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:18.000
monk because no one just punches you and doesn't

00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:20.349
wear armor. Yeah, that's the technicality. But

00:59:20.349 --> 00:59:22.469
for the most part, he's literally like, I have

00:59:22.469 --> 00:59:25.190
no emotion. I'm all duty. I'm all devoted to

00:59:25.190 --> 00:59:28.670
the cause. Some monks can use weapons. Yeah.

00:59:30.070 --> 00:59:32.690
The armor thing is kind of throwing it, but Eldred...

00:59:32.690 --> 00:59:41.269
Sorcerer? Probably Sorcerer. Alright, next. Paladin.

00:59:42.289 --> 00:59:46.570
Paladin? She's the Herald of Innead. It's Paladin

00:59:46.570 --> 00:59:51.869
or Clara. She's Drukari. Okay. God, it's death.

00:59:52.050 --> 00:59:54.349
Surely, like... Is it a warlock? Because all

00:59:54.349 --> 01:00:02.050
of her power comes from a god? Promises? I'd

01:00:02.050 --> 01:00:04.869
still say paladin. Yeah. She's all like, hey,

01:00:05.010 --> 01:00:09.269
Lelith, join me because my dad, he'll, like,

01:00:09.289 --> 01:00:11.550
protect you from being eaten. I mean, paladin

01:00:11.550 --> 01:00:14.789
is also a charisma class. But that's not charisma.

01:00:14.929 --> 01:00:17.760
That's just like... Bad guy. I've got a pact

01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:20.639
with. He'll save you. I don't know if she - she's

01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:22.920
his, like, herald. She's his top guy. I don't

01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:24.940
think it's strictly speaking like a war lifestyle

01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:29.860
pact. She died, and then she was like, I give

01:00:29.860 --> 01:00:34.659
myself to you of rain. I think Paladin. I say

01:00:34.659 --> 01:00:40.139
Paladin. I say Paladin. You know this more than

01:00:40.139 --> 01:00:42.159
- I don't know what I'm looking - is that Gazagul?

01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:47.420
That's Gaz. Enough said. Do we need to say any

01:00:47.420 --> 01:00:50.980
more? For orc culture, strength and charisma

01:00:50.980 --> 01:00:56.340
are the same thing. Yeah. He can't be a bard.

01:00:56.659 --> 01:00:58.739
I don't know if he's a... Rogue doesn't feel

01:00:58.739 --> 01:01:05.119
right. But I don't know. I don't know either.

01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:11.079
This is tough. Hear me out. He was like, oh.

01:01:11.849 --> 01:01:16.170
I here I am with my cape and my my scepter I'm

01:01:16.170 --> 01:01:18.789
going to profess a new way for all of my people

01:01:18.789 --> 01:01:23.389
mess it up royally I will show the way but also

01:01:23.389 --> 01:01:28.349
and like do we know how good of a fighter he

01:01:28.349 --> 01:01:32.150
is we know that he made a deal with gods we know

01:01:32.150 --> 01:01:34.130
that he made a pact with gods we know that he

01:01:34.130 --> 01:01:36.710
betrayed the gods we know that he presides over

01:01:36.710 --> 01:01:39.449
his people who for the most part can't object

01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:47.239
He's just like a ruler. He's not like a fighter

01:01:47.239 --> 01:01:49.840
that we know of. We've never seen him go toe

01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:53.960
-to -toe with any space marine. He's just a guy

01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:57.400
who professes with words. He has the entirety

01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:02.800
of his species under his thumb because he made

01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:05.019
pacts with... He's not quite warlock because

01:02:05.019 --> 01:02:09.280
he broke with those beings. Then he can find

01:02:09.280 --> 01:02:12.320
them and he's like, I'll show the way. I know

01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:14.340
what's going to happen next. I'm the one who's

01:02:14.340 --> 01:02:16.800
going to lead us all. And that's why Imhotek

01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:20.260
is like, hey, you're not a soldier. I'm going

01:02:20.260 --> 01:02:29.019
to break with your tradition. Discuss. I could

01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:33.900
say he's a cleric in some form. Maybe because

01:02:33.900 --> 01:02:37.969
he's kind of like a weird... In some sense, he's

01:02:37.969 --> 01:02:41.250
like a leader of his people. And again, his power

01:02:41.250 --> 01:02:44.869
is more of raising constructs and other stuff.

01:02:45.809 --> 01:02:49.369
It's not perfect at all. He's definitely not

01:02:49.369 --> 01:02:51.889
an artificer. That's a chronomancer or something.

01:02:52.429 --> 01:02:56.869
He can't build a tank. I think Cleric is not

01:02:56.869 --> 01:02:59.690
the best one, but I can't think of anything better.

01:03:01.670 --> 01:03:04.530
He's the ambrosia to his people. Not that his

01:03:04.530 --> 01:03:07.239
people have any minds, but... That's a really

01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:13.360
low bar. That's what I'm saying. Ah, a towel.

01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:19.659
It's a towel, man. Is that Alnvar? Alnvar. Technically

01:03:19.659 --> 01:03:24.760
a bard. Technically a bard. True. Words of manipulation.

01:03:27.219 --> 01:03:32.699
Smell my armpits, said Alnvar. I picked Ol' Baelai.

01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:36.039
Ol' One -Eye. Ol' One -Eye, sorry. Ol' One -Eye.

01:03:37.610 --> 01:03:39.969
That is a rogue. That is a rogue of a thing.

01:03:40.349 --> 01:03:44.269
What do you mean by that? I'm just saying, don't

01:03:44.269 --> 01:03:46.190
think of old One -Eye, I'm thinking Tyranids

01:03:46.190 --> 01:03:50.510
in general. He's a creature of ambush. He's a

01:03:50.510 --> 01:03:54.650
rogue. I didn't know he was a ranger. I don't

01:03:54.650 --> 01:03:58.809
know. It's a bug. It's a fucking bug. It shouldn't

01:03:58.809 --> 01:04:04.030
be here. Why is he here? Because he's... We're

01:04:04.030 --> 01:04:06.969
talking about Tyranids. They barbarically consume

01:04:06.969 --> 01:04:10.489
everything. They have intelligence. That's to

01:04:10.489 --> 01:04:13.869
say, like, you know, fucking Conrad Curse has

01:04:13.869 --> 01:04:16.750
got a good ranger in his kills. No, no, but,

01:04:16.829 --> 01:04:20.230
like, what do Tyranids do? They just, like...

01:04:20.230 --> 01:04:24.110
They eat you. Yeah. I guess ranger because he

01:04:24.110 --> 01:04:27.050
lives in the woods. What do they do when they're

01:04:27.050 --> 01:04:28.710
not, like... When they're not, like, doing the

01:04:28.710 --> 01:04:31.369
sneaky stuff, they just send waves and waves

01:04:31.369 --> 01:04:34.070
and waves. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait,

01:04:34.590 --> 01:04:40.530
wait, wait. Hell. Hell. Crimson fist stuff. Orcs

01:04:40.530 --> 01:04:42.329
are attacking en masse, and they're barbaric.

01:04:42.730 --> 01:04:44.570
Tyranids do this all the time, where they're

01:04:44.570 --> 01:04:47.090
just like, I just send waves and waves and waves

01:04:47.090 --> 01:04:49.789
of unthinking beings. They cut you to pieces.

01:04:50.030 --> 01:04:52.730
Then they jump into pools where they're digested

01:04:52.730 --> 01:04:55.760
from. I didn't do this, though. That's his law.

01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:59.340
He survives. He's a proxy, Hal. He's an ambush

01:04:59.340 --> 01:05:01.820
character. I'm talking about tyranids. I'm talking

01:05:01.820 --> 01:05:04.579
about the hive mind. He's not really a character.

01:05:04.900 --> 01:05:09.380
Hal, I'm not talking about old one. I am talking

01:05:09.380 --> 01:05:11.960
about the tyranids in general. Their whole thing

01:05:11.960 --> 01:05:13.980
is just nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. They shouldn't

01:05:13.980 --> 01:05:17.480
even be here. They do not have a good character.

01:05:17.579 --> 01:05:19.880
Buffet every day. How do we accomplish this?

01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:29.480
Is this the whole is the hive mind? Yes. Druid,

01:05:29.480 --> 01:05:31.639
because it's a it's a it's a force of nature.

01:05:34.380 --> 01:05:38.519
And a druid, because it's like biological weapon

01:05:38.519 --> 01:05:41.940
for all we know. Exactly. Druid interacts with

01:05:41.940 --> 01:05:45.980
like a druid summons things of nature to help

01:05:45.980 --> 01:05:49.159
them. Technically, the hive mind is creating

01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:55.530
and summoning rules. Every fucking tier list

01:05:55.530 --> 01:05:57.929
or vaguely related to a tier list thing, Andy

01:05:57.929 --> 01:05:59.889
comes swinging out of left field with the most

01:05:59.889 --> 01:06:03.110
out -of -pocket nonsense. What do you mean? They

01:06:03.110 --> 01:06:04.789
just tear people limb from limb and then they

01:06:04.789 --> 01:06:08.309
eat them. It's a bug! That's what I mean! They're

01:06:08.309 --> 01:06:13.349
barbaric. Druid. Leave the druid, please. Please,

01:06:13.349 --> 01:06:17.650
I beg you. Where was the last time you saw a

01:06:17.650 --> 01:06:22.719
bunch of neurophobes doing a ritual? Bro, it's

01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:25.980
not always that way. Druids utilize nature stuff.

01:06:25.980 --> 01:06:27.679
They just kill you and eat you. That's barbaric.

01:06:28.059 --> 01:06:30.300
They just find, how do we kill you and eat you?

01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:32.320
That's barbaric. They don't have rage. They don't

01:06:32.320 --> 01:06:34.679
have emotions. But that's why they're barbaric,

01:06:34.679 --> 01:06:37.460
because they don't have minds. Most of them literally

01:06:37.460 --> 01:06:40.960
don't have minds. They're not even angry, though.

01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:43.420
But that's why it's barbaric, because you don't

01:06:43.420 --> 01:06:45.139
have any thoughts. No, barbarians are all about

01:06:45.139 --> 01:06:48.719
rage! No. They have a level one. They get an

01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:52.000
ability called rage. Put it in fucking tree.

01:06:53.639 --> 01:06:58.079
Parity meaning. No! It means extreme cruelty,

01:06:58.340 --> 01:07:00.719
savage behavior, or a brutally violent act. It

01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:05.119
doesn't say anything about thought. It says cruelty

01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:08.739
and just violence. That's a tyranid. Someone

01:07:08.739 --> 01:07:13.059
pushed out genes to the cults do rituals. Yeah,

01:07:13.059 --> 01:07:15.579
but then... Wait, wait, wait. What happens to

01:07:15.579 --> 01:07:19.159
the cults? I can only hear Druid. I'm shaking

01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:20.880
off my headphones. Then they're chopped to bits

01:07:20.880 --> 01:07:23.500
and they're eaten. It's violence and cruelty.

01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.199
Violence and cruelty. That's barbarism. They

01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:29.239
fit barbarism to a T. That's what Tyranids are.

01:07:29.460 --> 01:07:31.860
They kill everything. And then they eat everything.

01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:34.840
And even if the methods have a little bit of

01:07:34.840 --> 01:07:37.900
cunning now and then, it all ends in... And then

01:07:37.900 --> 01:07:40.400
the real tyranids come by and they kill everyone.

01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:43.940
Not the D &D class of barbarians. What does a

01:07:43.940 --> 01:07:48.500
D &D barbarian class of a barbarian do then?

01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:52.280
They know for being stupid and then they enact

01:07:52.280 --> 01:07:55.099
the rage ability and deal double the amount of

01:07:55.099 --> 01:07:57.320
advantage or deal double damage or whatever.

01:07:57.780 --> 01:07:59.880
Tyranids literally, for the most part, don't

01:07:59.880 --> 01:08:02.380
even have consciousness. They just rampage. So

01:08:02.380 --> 01:08:05.780
they can't be a barbarian. He just can't. There's

01:08:05.780 --> 01:08:08.500
no rage in a tyranid's heart. Wait, wait, wait.

01:08:09.659 --> 01:08:11.659
Unthinking violence doesn't mean that there has

01:08:11.659 --> 01:08:14.000
to be a fort. It just means there's violence.

01:08:15.320 --> 01:08:17.500
All of these things are violent. They are to

01:08:17.500 --> 01:08:20.460
attack people. Colossus and Dungeons and Dragons.

01:08:20.899 --> 01:08:23.479
A guy who'll be like, I'll just shoot you in

01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:25.699
the head to stop you from killing me too. A thing

01:08:25.699 --> 01:08:28.640
that will kill me. The rogue is violent. The

01:08:28.640 --> 01:08:32.659
fighter is violent. The sorcerer. They're all

01:08:32.659 --> 01:08:36.560
violent. It's the unthinking part. Most of the

01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:39.699
Tyranid army don't think. They just follow orders

01:08:39.699 --> 01:08:41.579
and they rip people to shreds. They don't have

01:08:41.579 --> 01:08:46.720
rage! Like a druid. You don't need rage. You

01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:49.159
just need the violence. Unthinking violence is

01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:51.300
barbaric, right? Druids can summon creatures

01:08:51.300 --> 01:08:54.899
to fight. The hive mind is creating these creatures

01:08:54.899 --> 01:08:57.520
to fight. Wait, wait, wait. Is unthinking...

01:09:00.090 --> 01:09:02.569
violence barbaric. Thank you. Someone said, Andy,

01:09:02.649 --> 01:09:05.670
by your logic, a volcano is a barbarian. Thank

01:09:05.670 --> 01:09:09.989
you. No, but a volcano doesn't have an overriding

01:09:09.989 --> 01:09:12.789
thinker. It's just an act of nature. A pteronid

01:09:12.789 --> 01:09:15.210
has an overriding... Like the hive mind. No,

01:09:15.829 --> 01:09:20.149
no, no. A hive mind is a thinking being. A hive

01:09:20.149 --> 01:09:25.239
mind is a being. Leave it in druid. It has forts.

01:09:25.619 --> 01:09:29.960
Leave it in druid. A hive mind has forts. We're

01:09:29.960 --> 01:09:32.300
running out of time. A hive mind has to go at

01:09:32.300 --> 01:09:36.939
some point. A hive mind has to be like, I want

01:09:36.939 --> 01:09:39.180
this, I want that. A volcano is just a volcano.

01:09:39.279 --> 01:09:41.760
It doesn't have forts. It's just a force of nature.

01:09:41.960 --> 01:09:46.140
A tyranid has forts and ambitions and desires.

01:09:46.279 --> 01:09:54.380
It's a barbarian. No! It is. It is. It's not

01:09:54.380 --> 01:09:55.880
a barbarian. You haven't given me a sufficient

01:09:55.880 --> 01:10:00.020
counter -argument. No, we have. It's not the

01:10:00.020 --> 01:10:04.640
D &D class barbarian. It's the Tyrannus barbarian.

01:10:04.659 --> 01:10:07.279
It's not Old One -Eye. It's the Tyrannus. All

01:10:07.279 --> 01:10:11.920
of them together. Leave it there. I'll listen

01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:14.300
to you. Why should I take him away from barbarian

01:10:14.300 --> 01:10:18.479
when it just kills millions? Because it's not

01:10:18.479 --> 01:10:21.680
about your potential to kill as barbarian. Barbarian

01:10:21.680 --> 01:10:24.560
is about the fact that you have the rage. Literally,

01:10:24.859 --> 01:10:28.039
the skill of the class is rage. If the thing

01:10:28.039 --> 01:10:30.020
does not have the ability to have rage, it cannot

01:10:30.020 --> 01:10:32.659
be a barbarian. It's impossible. You don't think

01:10:32.659 --> 01:10:34.979
a tyranid has rage? It's like someone saying

01:10:34.979 --> 01:10:37.479
you can't be... Wait, you don't think a tyranid

01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:42.119
has rage? It's a bug. It doesn't have an emotion.

01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:45.560
It has an instinct. Simple creatures have rage.

01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:51.729
Tyranids have rage? It's just instinct. Swarmlords

01:10:51.729 --> 01:10:53.750
have had rage every time I've read about them.

01:10:54.170 --> 01:10:56.430
When they fight any character that comes back.

01:10:56.710 --> 01:10:58.609
Like Marnius Calgar, they're like, fuck you.

01:10:59.369 --> 01:11:01.909
If you look in the chat, everyone is just going,

01:11:02.029 --> 01:11:06.550
how is it raging? How is it? They have rage.

01:11:07.029 --> 01:11:09.470
We've got to move on. I'm going to put them down

01:11:09.470 --> 01:11:13.819
to fighter. olive branch wait wait wait where

01:11:13.819 --> 01:11:15.199
do you want me to put it then hold on where do

01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:18.100
you want me to put it it's a it's the hive mind

01:11:18.100 --> 01:11:20.760
is druid leave it all right all right all right

01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:22.500
i'm gonna i'm gonna olive branch i'm gonna put

01:11:22.500 --> 01:11:24.640
him in druid even though i know it's not true

01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:29.180
um this is the votan guy this is burry anus and

01:11:29.180 --> 01:11:32.619
art i don't know who that is he fought the tyranids

01:11:32.619 --> 01:11:36.140
he wears one uh oh so he's a druid then right

01:11:36.140 --> 01:11:44.590
yeah he's a druid for sure for sure i don't know

01:11:44.590 --> 01:11:47.689
anymore i have no idea i have no thoughts anymore

01:11:47.689 --> 01:11:50.289
sigmar we're in fancy colin wake up wake up he's

01:11:50.289 --> 01:11:54.130
actually a barbarian okay yeah he is coded the

01:11:54.130 --> 01:11:58.390
barbarian crossed with charlemagne have you ever

01:11:58.390 --> 01:12:01.109
listened to um christopher lee's album charlemagne

01:12:01.109 --> 01:12:03.010
because he's a descendant of charlemagne and

01:12:03.010 --> 01:12:06.710
also quotes from christopher lee i am the greatest

01:12:06.710 --> 01:12:10.029
actor of all time fair enough chris fair enough

01:12:10.760 --> 01:12:14.840
Technically, if you are a white person, you probably

01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:18.340
descended from every person. In fact, at some

01:12:18.340 --> 01:12:20.100
point, you're all related to Charlemagne at this

01:12:20.100 --> 01:12:24.500
point. To be fair, how's my sister? What? What?

01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:29.159
It's a technical thing. Technically, everyone

01:12:29.159 --> 01:12:30.760
in Europe is related to Charlemagne. And then

01:12:30.760 --> 01:12:32.579
everyone before that. So we're all related to

01:12:32.579 --> 01:12:34.920
Mark Antony and everything. She's Charlemagne

01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:39.100
on my main. I just love the lyrics. No problem.

01:12:39.710 --> 01:12:42.470
I love one of the lyrics of his songs where he's

01:12:42.470 --> 01:12:45.210
like, I shed the blood of the Saxon men. I shed

01:12:45.210 --> 01:12:48.210
the blood of many Saxon men. That's a great.

01:12:48.289 --> 01:12:51.369
Before we get any further, there's been a few

01:12:51.369 --> 01:12:53.590
donos we should, I think, address before we get.

01:12:54.189 --> 01:12:57.949
Sure. Do you want to start us off? Andy is creating

01:12:57.949 --> 01:13:03.050
barbarians. Well, that's a fault of your own

01:13:03.050 --> 01:13:04.930
intelligence. If you can't understand my argument,

01:13:05.149 --> 01:13:07.489
I don't know. That sounds like barbarity to me.

01:13:08.829 --> 01:13:10.810
Put up a fucking donut on the screen right now.

01:13:11.289 --> 01:13:13.829
It's right there. It's been there. I put it up.

01:13:15.470 --> 01:13:18.250
Ross6668, thank you for the tenor. Have you done

01:13:18.250 --> 01:13:23.329
Leomon Russ yet? I bet he is sorcerer, due to

01:13:23.329 --> 01:13:25.449
his magic focus more on charisma than spellcasting.

01:13:25.729 --> 01:13:27.810
Otherwise, Warlock Hexblade for his anti -magic

01:13:27.810 --> 01:13:31.250
focus melee that make packs with spirits. I can

01:13:31.250 --> 01:13:33.430
see the argument, but I think Barbarian, it's

01:13:33.430 --> 01:13:36.850
like, he lies. i don't even know if he thinks

01:13:36.850 --> 01:13:39.409
he's lying or if he's lying and unintentionally

01:13:39.409 --> 01:13:41.949
he's kind of dumb when he's like no i'm not a

01:13:41.949 --> 01:13:44.189
barbarian actually i just pretend to be and also

01:13:44.189 --> 01:13:46.449
do have immense rage in my heart but like it's

01:13:46.449 --> 01:13:52.449
only a bit i don't think it's a bit yeah thank

01:13:52.449 --> 01:13:54.869
you thank you man for the 10 bucks thank you

01:13:54.869 --> 01:14:00.390
uh brian isaacs uh for two uh two dollar roos

01:14:00.390 --> 01:14:07.359
uh what is geneva's diodon class oh uh do we

01:14:07.359 --> 01:14:11.399
don't yeah her uh oh genevieve yeah genevieve

01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:25.560
i i got no idea vampire i don't know it's i haven't

01:14:25.560 --> 01:14:29.859
read her books yet i think she did study under

01:14:29.859 --> 01:14:35.540
a wizard though so it's pretty cool Riddercruck

01:14:35.540 --> 01:14:39.640
for DKK45. First time catching a stream. Tell

01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:43.239
me, Colin. Oh, and he's got the online guy. Yeah!

01:14:44.380 --> 01:14:50.600
Tell me, Colin. How was it being visited by a

01:14:50.600 --> 01:14:52.899
storm cost and a wall on Realm of Ridiculous?

01:14:53.159 --> 01:14:57.119
I was recording this week. There was a tornado

01:14:57.119 --> 01:15:00.680
like 10 minutes from my house and thunder that

01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:03.439
was shaking my house. to the point like they

01:15:03.439 --> 01:15:06.699
heard it through the microphone because it was

01:15:06.699 --> 01:15:09.880
rattling that like my house that's terrifying

01:15:09.880 --> 01:15:13.000
it was cool though we had drinks me in the stormcast

01:15:13.000 --> 01:15:21.119
uh i think this is for my usa barbara is not

01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:24.899
applicable to animals well here's where you're

01:15:24.899 --> 01:15:28.520
wrong leave it tyrannous are not animals i'm

01:15:28.520 --> 01:15:30.720
gonna find a quote and i'll put you in your place

01:15:30.720 --> 01:15:35.859
right I'm going to get you. I'm going to get

01:15:35.859 --> 01:15:41.920
you. This Tyranid shit gets serious. Oh my goodness.

01:15:44.420 --> 01:15:47.699
God, Tyranids. I've had enough of Tyranids. Raw66.

01:15:48.199 --> 01:15:50.880
Oh god, I still want it. Five bucks. I argue

01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:53.760
OneEye is a fighter due to being a disciplined

01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:58.439
part of the Hive. Serve as the lead of their

01:15:58.439 --> 01:16:01.569
party. and have stats similar to action surge

01:16:01.569 --> 01:16:04.949
yeah we would it was to represent all the the

01:16:04.949 --> 01:16:07.170
hive mind not just one either one i would probably

01:16:07.170 --> 01:16:10.029
just be a fighter or a ranger i guess i'm gonna

01:16:10.029 --> 01:16:15.729
mod it no no no uh astral animator put the tyranids

01:16:15.729 --> 01:16:18.270
back into the monster manual please what's the

01:16:18.270 --> 01:16:21.050
monster manual it's where the stats for the creatures

01:16:21.050 --> 01:16:26.189
go because they're not classed oh here we go

01:16:26.189 --> 01:16:32.569
uh existential lee for 499 andy watch your back

01:16:32.569 --> 01:16:35.010
lmao tyranids my favorite faction and i'm coming

01:16:35.010 --> 01:16:38.869
for you tyranids tyranids are druids not barbarians

01:16:38.869 --> 01:16:43.670
thank you someone else sees the vision no you're

01:16:43.670 --> 01:16:48.850
wrong i'll get there uh john says randy uh are

01:16:48.850 --> 01:16:52.050
tyranids really druids and not barbs i have a

01:16:52.050 --> 01:16:59.399
quote i have a quote ready and raw six six eight

01:16:59.399 --> 01:17:03.439
five dollars who would like to read this i'll

01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:05.880
take it uh why do i have two different videos

01:17:05.880 --> 01:17:08.119
active i accidentally donated on the other one

01:17:08.119 --> 01:17:10.439
before realizing no one was on the video also

01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:13.100
finally caught one i could see it's been a while

01:17:13.100 --> 01:17:16.899
so basically we have a mobile version and a video

01:17:16.899 --> 01:17:20.319
version so if you want it in the the mobile version

01:17:20.760 --> 01:17:23.119
they're both interconnected so we see all the

01:17:23.119 --> 01:17:26.600
donations and comments on both but if you want

01:17:26.600 --> 01:17:30.260
to see it horizontal or vertical that's up to

01:17:30.260 --> 01:17:32.399
you so it gives you more choice but i'm just

01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:35.060
going to be i'm going to be a cheeky bitch right

01:17:35.060 --> 01:17:39.159
this uh quote here is from the hatred of the

01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:43.220
hive mind uh it's basically it's from when tigurius

01:17:43.220 --> 01:17:45.579
fights the hive mind it says the inspired the

01:17:45.579 --> 01:17:48.899
imperial scholars were wrong the hive mind knew

01:17:48.899 --> 01:17:52.279
the hive mind fought it felt it hated and it

01:17:52.279 --> 01:17:55.460
desired its emotions were an utterable alien

01:17:55.460 --> 01:17:58.439
cocktails of feelings not even the subtle eldari

01:17:58.439 --> 01:18:01.560
might decipher its emotions were oceans the puddle

01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:04.680
of a man's feelings they were inconceivable to

01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:08.069
humanity for they were too big to perceive. The

01:18:08.069 --> 01:18:10.189
hive mind looked out of its innumerable eyes

01:18:10.189 --> 01:18:12.770
towards the dull red star of Baal. It apprehended

01:18:12.770 --> 01:18:14.750
that this was the hive of the warriors that had

01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:17.109
hurt it so grievously, who had burned its feeding

01:18:17.109 --> 01:18:19.829
grounds and scattered its fleets. It hated...

01:18:20.300 --> 01:18:23.779
the red prey, and coveted them. Tasting their

01:18:23.779 --> 01:18:26.279
exotic genomes, it had seen the potential for

01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:28.819
new and terrible war beasts. And so it drew its

01:18:28.819 --> 01:18:31.520
plans and it set in motion its trillion, trillion

01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:33.359
bodies towards the consumption of the creatures

01:18:33.359 --> 01:18:36.779
in red metal so that their secrets might be plundered

01:18:36.779 --> 01:18:40.340
and re -employed in the sating of the hive mind's

01:18:40.340 --> 01:18:42.859
endless hunger. This was deliberate, considered,

01:18:43.140 --> 01:18:46.180
and done in malice. The hive mind was aware.

01:18:46.920 --> 01:18:50.359
and it desired vengeance. In that one bit of

01:18:50.359 --> 01:18:53.640
lore, it states that they could have done more

01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:56.220
damage, but they chose to let their emotions

01:18:56.220 --> 01:18:59.640
get the better of them. So I'm sorry. The hive

01:18:59.640 --> 01:19:02.340
mind does have emotions. It does let them get

01:19:02.340 --> 01:19:05.979
the better of it. It does think, but it is barbaric.

01:19:06.859 --> 01:19:09.340
I'm sorry. It's still not a barbarian because

01:19:09.340 --> 01:19:15.180
it's not stupid. Barbarians are just dumb brawlers.

01:19:15.420 --> 01:19:17.199
Conan the Barbarian is not stupid, but he's a

01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:21.520
barbarian. He still enjoys vengeance and killing

01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:23.399
and bloodshed, even if he's not. Well, maybe

01:19:23.399 --> 01:19:25.859
he's not a very good barbarian. Those don't have

01:19:25.859 --> 01:19:29.220
to be mutually exclusive. It's the D &D interpretation.

01:19:29.619 --> 01:19:31.680
If the Tyranids were not barbaric, they'd be

01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:34.779
like, ah, who cares? I'll just kill everyone

01:19:34.779 --> 01:19:38.560
anyway. And they'd move on. It fits more druid

01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:40.100
because druids literally have things. I'm not

01:19:40.100 --> 01:19:41.399
saying they're stupid. I'm saying that they're

01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:44.840
emotionally driven. The whole point of a barbarian...

01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:49.359
Why is a barbarian angry? Can I say one last

01:19:49.359 --> 01:19:52.899
thing then? Colin, what do you think? Leave it

01:19:52.899 --> 01:19:59.100
at that. It shouldn't be on the fucking list

01:19:59.100 --> 01:20:00.800
is what I think. It shouldn't be here to begin

01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:05.699
with. There we go. We leave it there. Anyway.

01:20:06.649 --> 01:20:17.430
anyway anyway um morathi colin warlock lady she's

01:20:17.430 --> 01:20:19.510
not naturally a psycher is she i think she's

01:20:19.510 --> 01:20:24.130
impact i just put there like yeah he does have

01:20:24.130 --> 01:20:29.369
deals with two of the elven gods warlock works

01:20:29.369 --> 01:20:33.289
warlock or wizard but i'm leaning a bit more

01:20:33.289 --> 01:20:37.899
towards warlock I would say. She's not really

01:20:37.899 --> 01:20:41.979
studied, has she? She's not scholarly in that

01:20:41.979 --> 01:20:45.479
sense. She probably knows secrets, but so would

01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:49.239
a warlock, because he bartered for them. I used

01:20:49.239 --> 01:20:51.439
to do more Tyranid research. I can't bear it.

01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:56.359
I'd say warlocks. Yeah, warlock for Marathi,

01:20:56.420 --> 01:21:01.060
Andy. Okay. More or less than Horus? Less. Less

01:21:01.060 --> 01:21:06.869
than Horus. Less warlock. She does also do some

01:21:06.869 --> 01:21:12.970
studying and stuff like that. Wizard. Yeah, no.

01:21:13.090 --> 01:21:16.770
He had to learn magic properly. He is innately

01:21:16.770 --> 01:21:18.930
very powerful and gifted with magic, but he's

01:21:18.930 --> 01:21:23.649
more of a wizard. Manfred is also a wizard. He's

01:21:23.649 --> 01:21:26.930
a sorcerer, I think. He spent a lot of the time

01:21:26.930 --> 01:21:29.729
after the first vampiric war explicitly traveling

01:21:29.729 --> 01:21:32.170
around, looking for the books of Nagash, looking

01:21:32.170 --> 01:21:37.130
for magical lore to learn more spells. He is

01:21:37.130 --> 01:21:40.289
an innate magical creature, though, being a vampire.

01:21:40.470 --> 01:21:45.529
He is, but you can be a vampire and not be able

01:21:45.529 --> 01:21:47.789
to use magic. Almost all of them can, but Luthor

01:21:47.789 --> 01:21:51.770
Harkon does exist. So a mostly non -magical vampire

01:21:51.770 --> 01:21:56.909
can exist. Most, yeah, fair enough then. So I'd

01:21:56.909 --> 01:22:01.250
say wizard. Barbarian. Yes, that is an actual...

01:22:01.250 --> 01:22:04.210
Ironhide. Then he's saying much more than that.

01:22:04.789 --> 01:22:08.170
Yeah. Ironhide is literally a barbarian. More

01:22:08.170 --> 01:22:12.029
so than Gazgol, honestly. Gazgol can think. Yeah,

01:22:12.090 --> 01:22:17.250
I did put him there. More... He grew out of my

01:22:17.250 --> 01:22:20.510
hide. Oh, Malekith. Alright, because Eli's not

01:22:20.510 --> 01:22:24.789
here. Hal. Can you say why he should be the true

01:22:24.789 --> 01:22:26.789
Phoenix Lord? Do you want to do that? Because

01:22:26.789 --> 01:22:31.010
the law says so. That's the real answer. That's

01:22:31.010 --> 01:22:35.010
the real answer that Cullen hates. I'd say he's

01:22:35.010 --> 01:22:39.630
a sorcerer because he kind of grows his power.

01:22:39.850 --> 01:22:41.890
He's a bit more of a hybrid. He's not really

01:22:41.890 --> 01:22:44.250
like a pure wizard. He can do magic, but obviously

01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:46.829
he's deadly in combat as well. I'd honestly say

01:22:46.829 --> 01:22:51.539
more fighter. Yeah, to be fair, he's not really

01:22:51.539 --> 01:22:54.140
known for his magic that much. He is the Witch

01:22:54.140 --> 01:22:58.119
King, though. Surely Sorcerer. Because Sorcerers

01:22:58.119 --> 01:23:02.520
often are... No, not Warlock, really. Shout out

01:23:02.520 --> 01:23:05.659
to the time he said, I learned this from my father

01:23:05.659 --> 01:23:10.640
and then backhanded his mother. Oh, no. Base

01:23:10.640 --> 01:23:15.180
Department? Hello? Is it Anarion? Yeah, he learned

01:23:15.180 --> 01:23:19.460
that from Anarion and then beat his mother. That

01:23:19.460 --> 01:23:24.199
Nagash. That's Nagash. Well, that is the wizard.

01:23:24.460 --> 01:23:30.140
Yeah. The great necromancer. Technically, he

01:23:30.140 --> 01:23:33.500
would be literally the necromancer class. Which

01:23:33.500 --> 01:23:38.520
is a wizard subclass. Yes, he is a arsehole.

01:23:38.760 --> 01:23:42.039
If you can resurrect other wizards to fight with

01:23:42.039 --> 01:23:44.739
you, surely that makes you better than a wizard.

01:23:46.039 --> 01:23:49.510
He's just the highest level wizard. He's not

01:23:49.510 --> 01:23:51.289
summoning better wizards. He's just summoning

01:23:51.289 --> 01:23:53.449
more. Well, no, a better wizard could die and

01:23:53.449 --> 01:23:55.170
you could resurrect them. That makes you better

01:23:55.170 --> 01:23:57.010
than the better wizard because you resurrected

01:23:57.010 --> 01:24:01.710
them. Unless they like, if you were to fight

01:24:01.710 --> 01:24:04.909
them, they obliterate you. Maybe not. Yeah. But

01:24:04.909 --> 01:24:07.350
then if they don't, then you're like necromancy

01:24:07.350 --> 01:24:10.289
bitches. I don't know. I don't know. It's just

01:24:10.289 --> 01:24:12.050
like saying I have more money than you. I'm better

01:24:12.050 --> 01:24:17.659
than you. That's a druid, because they're hybrids.

01:24:17.699 --> 01:24:19.680
He turned into dragons. I feel like druid is

01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:24.020
the easy one. Shifters. Pretty nice and easy

01:24:24.020 --> 01:24:31.300
there. Who is that? Cetra. He does not serve,

01:24:31.579 --> 01:24:34.239
but where would he be best? He kind of is a fighter,

01:24:34.359 --> 01:24:37.560
though. As much as he is a ruler, Cetra can...

01:24:37.560 --> 01:24:44.289
Fighter or cleric? No. I don't think Cleric suits

01:24:44.289 --> 01:24:47.449
him as much as... He did kill all of his kids

01:24:47.449 --> 01:24:51.729
for the gods and sacrifice. And he had a lot

01:24:51.729 --> 01:24:56.750
of children. How many? I don't know if they gave

01:24:56.750 --> 01:25:00.609
us a number, but it was many. Is he a spellcaster?

01:25:01.310 --> 01:25:04.789
It was at least double digits. I don't think

01:25:04.789 --> 01:25:09.270
he's a spellcaster, is he? No, he is. He decided...

01:25:10.159 --> 01:25:12.279
Well, he didn't really learn as the thing, but

01:25:12.279 --> 01:25:14.859
he also wasn't born magic. He was just like,

01:25:14.939 --> 01:25:17.739
other people can do magic, which means other

01:25:17.739 --> 01:25:19.840
people can do things that I can't, and that's

01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:23.840
not allowed. Okay. So he just basically decided

01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:26.880
he was a wizard now. Would you say he's a paladin

01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:29.140
then? He's kind of like an undead paladin. Paladin,

01:25:29.180 --> 01:25:32.640
yeah. Paladin's not bad. He has faith in himself,

01:25:32.859 --> 01:25:37.680
which is what gave him his powers. For all he

01:25:37.680 --> 01:25:40.739
needs, he's faith in himself. Who dis, Colin?

01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:44.039
That's Tyrion. He's a fighter. He is elf fighter

01:25:44.039 --> 01:25:51.640
guy. D fighter. He has a sword. Literally, he's

01:25:51.640 --> 01:25:57.939
like he's in the 2000s thing. Oh, Mazda Bundy

01:25:57.939 --> 01:26:04.020
is a sorcerer by D &D rules. Innately. He's born

01:26:04.020 --> 01:26:06.539
magic. He's a slon. They come out knowing just

01:26:06.539 --> 01:26:11.729
how to do magic and that's that. they don't need

01:26:11.729 --> 01:26:16.229
to learn if i was like i feel like this this

01:26:16.229 --> 01:26:19.710
is how i see you in the warhammer if you see

01:26:19.710 --> 01:26:23.270
me as a slalom is that is that what you looked

01:26:23.270 --> 01:26:25.489
is that what i looked like when i was passed

01:26:25.489 --> 01:26:29.729
out on your couch no i'm just like how he he

01:26:29.729 --> 01:26:31.789
was wise and he knew stuff and he was a frog

01:26:31.789 --> 01:26:35.930
the frog is charismatic as well he wasn't moody

01:26:35.930 --> 01:26:41.539
is not charismatic He's Lizard Hitler. Oh no!

01:26:42.020 --> 01:26:49.500
How? How could you? Thanquil? My beloved? I really...

01:26:49.500 --> 01:26:56.340
No, he is a... He acts like a rogue. Where are

01:26:56.340 --> 01:27:02.619
we going? Is he a bard? The way Grey Seers work,

01:27:02.739 --> 01:27:09.380
you could argue they're warlocks, but... You

01:27:09.380 --> 01:27:15.859
could also argue cleric and wizard. Because grey

01:27:15.859 --> 01:27:19.140
seers are also like priests of the horned rat.

01:27:20.079 --> 01:27:22.260
I'm going to need some more direction than this.

01:27:22.260 --> 01:27:27.720
He's technically a wizard. I don't fucking know.

01:27:27.840 --> 01:27:30.359
There's like five that I'm all equally thinking.

01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:35.220
How many bone rippers has he made? A lot. But

01:27:35.220 --> 01:27:37.939
he isn't a cleric. He buys them. You have to

01:27:37.939 --> 01:27:41.100
be very... He doesn't make them, though. Well,

01:27:41.119 --> 01:27:43.539
you have to convince people to make them. That's

01:27:43.539 --> 01:27:45.439
cleric energy right there, surely. I have to

01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:51.079
say, I think he's a sorcerer. He technically

01:27:51.079 --> 01:27:54.399
was born. The fact that he has horns, he's born

01:27:54.399 --> 01:27:57.600
with magic. That's what makes him special. Sorcerer,

01:27:57.619 --> 01:27:59.840
but it can be a lot of things. None of them good,

01:27:59.979 --> 01:28:02.479
but... There's no category for the C word as

01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:06.039
well, but that would be his. Moving on. Archaon.

01:28:08.389 --> 01:28:11.170
That's a paladin. That's a dark paladin. Yeah,

01:28:11.329 --> 01:28:13.670
I'd say dark paladin. There's a lot of people

01:28:13.670 --> 01:28:17.470
in this dark paladin tier. Yeah, I mean, that's...

01:28:17.470 --> 01:28:19.470
If you're a champion of Chaos, you are literally

01:28:19.470 --> 01:28:24.569
sponsored by entities. Chaos sponsored by...

01:28:24.569 --> 01:28:29.909
Elvita. What? I see Franz, and that is THE bard.

01:28:31.710 --> 01:28:35.149
That is THE bard. That is a man who held together

01:28:35.149 --> 01:28:38.619
the Empire. purely by spitting games your force

01:28:38.619 --> 01:28:44.600
of will and charisma we shall unite we must not

01:28:44.600 --> 01:28:50.079
be blinded by our power yeah yeah yeah you know

01:28:50.079 --> 01:28:56.140
that works he's saying short each of us have

01:28:56.140 --> 01:29:02.819
a choice make the right one yeah fair enough

01:29:02.819 --> 01:29:06.680
translate She's fine. There's been a second Miao

01:29:06.680 --> 01:29:12.319
Ying. A second Miao Ying has hit the... We say

01:29:12.319 --> 01:29:15.380
there's Miao Ying and the other one, her brother.

01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:19.260
Pretend it's Xiao Ming. Yeah, he's dressing in

01:29:19.260 --> 01:29:24.500
red right now. Wolfric. Wolfric. He doesn't really

01:29:24.500 --> 01:29:26.819
have a rage thing. He's not really a barbarian.

01:29:26.880 --> 01:29:31.079
I guess he's a ranger. I can see ranger. I can

01:29:31.079 --> 01:29:37.630
see ranger. Why? He travels the world in his

01:29:37.630 --> 01:29:40.529
magical boat that is a reference to something

01:29:40.529 --> 01:29:42.369
in Norse mythology. I just don't remember off

01:29:42.369 --> 01:29:44.949
the top of my head. You could be Lillia or something

01:29:44.949 --> 01:29:48.109
like that. Yeah, man. Dude, big Norse. Nailed

01:29:48.109 --> 01:29:50.350
it. I think he's literally called Wulfric the

01:29:50.350 --> 01:29:53.689
Wanderer. Yeah, he's going all around the world.

01:29:53.829 --> 01:29:59.909
He ranges. He ranges on the range field because

01:29:59.909 --> 01:30:06.710
of his rifle. Ranger, let's go Ranger. I like

01:30:06.710 --> 01:30:10.090
Ranger. Ranger has a subclass called Monster

01:30:10.090 --> 01:30:12.949
Hunter also. Yeah, that's true. Leon Lowenkor's

01:30:12.949 --> 01:30:15.449
got to be a paladin. I mean, yeah, he's pretty

01:30:15.449 --> 01:30:17.909
paladin. Yeah. All right. Sorry, Mike. That's

01:30:17.909 --> 01:30:21.670
all you get. Felix, Bard. Bard. Yeah, there's

01:30:21.670 --> 01:30:25.670
nothing else he could be. All right. I'm sorry.

01:30:26.670 --> 01:30:29.250
I'm sorry this is really anticlimactic, but then,

01:30:29.449 --> 01:30:33.729
like, fighter? We ended up barbarian. Why not

01:30:33.729 --> 01:30:36.989
fighter? Because he's afflicted by terrible rage.

01:30:38.850 --> 01:30:41.789
He just yells and goes... Because he did a lot...

01:30:41.789 --> 01:30:44.270
Because we haven't gotten to his backstory yet,

01:30:44.270 --> 01:30:48.989
but what we do, he does some barbaric shit. Well,

01:30:49.010 --> 01:30:51.630
so we've had a difference of opinion. Leon Kerr

01:30:51.630 --> 01:30:56.159
is a warlock. Discuss. No. Nah. You can have

01:30:56.159 --> 01:30:59.140
Celestial Patrons. They don't need to be Eldritch

01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:02.760
Monsters. That actually is not terrible. Technically,

01:31:03.100 --> 01:31:04.920
because, yeah, it's the Lady of the Lake he's,

01:31:04.920 --> 01:31:07.420
like, hacked into. You know, you are instructed

01:31:07.420 --> 01:31:11.319
to be, you know, good. But Paladins get their

01:31:11.319 --> 01:31:14.140
power from a deity, and he gets his power from

01:31:14.140 --> 01:31:18.180
the Lady of the Lake. He makes the choice to

01:31:18.180 --> 01:31:21.939
make, like, worship to that. But it is also like

01:31:21.939 --> 01:31:23.899
there is a pact. There are pretty explicit things

01:31:23.899 --> 01:31:29.840
you need to do as a grail knight. Hmm. It's kind

01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:32.539
of a weird... Maybe it should be a warlock. There

01:31:32.539 --> 01:31:35.899
are celestial warlocks. A god can make a warlock.

01:31:36.260 --> 01:31:38.619
I just don't really think he's a paladin because

01:31:38.619 --> 01:31:43.199
he's literally a knight. He's a literal knight.

01:31:43.340 --> 01:31:48.000
That is also the easy thing, yeah. He's literally

01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:52.000
the thing. He's the most paladin on that list.

01:31:53.380 --> 01:31:57.239
Yeah. I could see the argument for Warlock though.

01:31:57.300 --> 01:32:00.659
I don't hate that idea. I'd say we nailed that.

01:32:01.340 --> 01:32:03.920
I think we nailed that pretty good. I'd say that

01:32:03.920 --> 01:32:06.520
was pretty good. A lot of vitriol in the comments

01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:10.270
about where I put Tyranids. Yes, I'm not crazy.

01:32:10.649 --> 01:32:13.489
I've got more receipts. I've got more receipts.

01:32:13.609 --> 01:32:17.670
They eat people. Andy, I'll leave it at this,

01:32:17.689 --> 01:32:20.329
basically. It's not the word barbarian or how

01:32:20.329 --> 01:32:23.229
we use it in English. It's literally the class

01:32:23.229 --> 01:32:28.430
in Dungeons and Dragons. Violence? It doesn't

01:32:28.430 --> 01:32:30.789
encompass it perfectly. Andy, have you ever played

01:32:30.789 --> 01:32:35.770
D &D? Does playing Baldur's Gate count? No. Well,

01:32:35.810 --> 01:32:42.920
it's D &D franchise. So yeah, it does. It's just...

01:32:42.920 --> 01:32:45.800
We need to leave it at this. It's like the Baneblade

01:32:45.800 --> 01:32:49.380
story all over again. What if we went out of

01:32:49.380 --> 01:32:52.800
rage and charged the Baneblade together? One

01:32:52.800 --> 01:32:57.199
day, Hal became Gabriel, Seth, and cut off Andy's

01:32:57.199 --> 01:32:59.600
head with the Eviscerator and said, Sharp Andy,

01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:03.939
you're wrong. But we do have some donations.

01:33:06.360 --> 01:33:09.760
Would you like to read this one, Hal? Robert

01:33:09.760 --> 01:33:12.800
Smith. Thank you, man, for $4 .99. The first

01:33:12.800 --> 01:33:14.720
thing I hear after joining the stream is Colin

01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:18.039
yelling. Seems like things are going well. Yeah,

01:33:18.079 --> 01:33:21.979
we were pretty level -headed. Hey, JTownsend.

01:33:22.159 --> 01:33:26.060
Do you want to read this one, Colin? Sure. Great.

01:33:26.100 --> 01:33:27.960
Thank you for the 20 -year Australian. Greetings,

01:33:28.000 --> 01:33:31.060
Lord Grimes. No Aussie lore for today as your

01:33:31.060 --> 01:33:32.899
boy has been drinking all night celebrating a

01:33:32.899 --> 01:33:37.779
friends and great engagement. Last night was

01:33:37.779 --> 01:33:39.880
howdy howdy. Let's get rowdy. So enjoy the money

01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:41.920
and have fun, lads. Appreciate it, chief. Thank

01:33:41.920 --> 01:33:47.220
you very much. Thank you. GSC law propagandist

01:33:47.220 --> 01:33:50.220
has been a member for seven months. Only high

01:33:50.220 --> 01:33:55.000
fleet Baymoth are barbarian. Well. behemoth with

01:33:55.000 --> 01:33:58.939
a hammer blow kraken were clandestine and then

01:33:58.939 --> 01:34:01.640
leviathan have been very much a mix of the two

01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:05.279
so and then there's the splendid feats there

01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:07.859
goes the next tier list the next tier list will

01:34:07.859 --> 01:34:11.560
be each primark's um star sign and we'll definitely

01:34:11.560 --> 01:34:17.520
argue yeah uh astra nice thank you uh 50 pln

01:34:17.520 --> 01:34:22.000
not sure what that is uh i just paid to say Pal,

01:34:22.000 --> 01:34:24.180
you need to re -read the book. Paladins draw

01:34:24.180 --> 01:34:30.720
power from oaths, not gods. Fake fan! And a god

01:34:30.720 --> 01:34:33.939
can very easily go, you're done, you broke the

01:34:33.939 --> 01:34:35.979
oath, get the fuck out of my sight, and no more

01:34:35.979 --> 01:34:39.060
paladin powers. Yeah, like, the oath seals the

01:34:39.060 --> 01:34:41.640
pact to the, you know, the power doesn't come

01:34:41.640 --> 01:34:44.819
from the oath itself. It's the thing that seals

01:34:44.819 --> 01:34:47.760
the power. is the source of the power. And it

01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:50.840
doesn't necessarily need to be a god troop, but

01:34:50.840 --> 01:34:58.960
like, 99 % of time, you know. Yeah. Power comes

01:34:58.960 --> 01:35:01.600
from the bladder, not the balls. Am I right?

01:35:02.239 --> 01:35:04.279
Paladin's my favourite class as well. I just

01:35:04.279 --> 01:35:08.100
like being a brick. I just like being a brick

01:35:08.100 --> 01:35:10.939
and healing people. I like Barbarian and Wizard,

01:35:11.220 --> 01:35:13.779
but I like Wizard because I like the Grease spell.

01:35:15.660 --> 01:35:18.399
Is it Ancient Paladin? What's the one where you

01:35:18.399 --> 01:35:22.439
use the nature one? I can't remember. It's been

01:35:22.439 --> 01:35:23.659
a while since I've played Dungeons and Dragons,

01:35:23.880 --> 01:35:28.060
but I do like Paladin. I just don't like being

01:35:28.060 --> 01:35:30.819
squishy. The idea of being squishy and your character

01:35:30.819 --> 01:35:35.199
is going to get cleaved. What class is Dritz?

01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:40.199
He's a ranger. I'd be a ranger then. Dutch knows.

01:35:40.939 --> 01:35:47.369
Grease smell. I am the grease wizard. Well, with

01:35:47.369 --> 01:35:50.289
that said, thank you all so much for joining

01:35:50.289 --> 01:35:53.369
with our shenanigans tonight. I'd also like to

01:35:53.369 --> 01:35:55.630
thank Colin specifically because I think Colin

01:35:55.630 --> 01:35:57.649
knew the most about this particular crossover.

01:35:57.930 --> 01:36:00.630
And also you should check out Dungeons No Work

01:36:00.630 --> 01:36:03.289
because it's in the log. Dutch is here again.

01:36:03.430 --> 01:36:05.609
Perfect timing. Dutch is here and he does the

01:36:05.609 --> 01:36:10.289
editing helping. He's a Dutchman. Throw cheese

01:36:10.289 --> 01:36:13.770
at him. The Dutch is its own class in D &D. You

01:36:13.770 --> 01:36:19.810
just speak funny language. I'm just kidding.

01:36:19.850 --> 01:36:23.310
Thank you all so much for your support and thank

01:36:23.310 --> 01:36:25.710
you much for watching. We've got one more donut.

01:36:25.989 --> 01:36:28.289
We've got one more that snuck through the net.

01:36:31.069 --> 01:36:34.829
Raw6668 for five bucks. Got an idea for the question

01:36:34.829 --> 01:36:38.069
of the week. what dnd class and subclass you

01:36:38.069 --> 01:36:41.170
play and which one my character in the tier would

01:36:41.170 --> 01:36:43.430
you hand what would you hang out i guess i'd

01:36:43.430 --> 01:36:46.149
hang out with we usually do that on our podcast

01:36:46.149 --> 01:36:48.710
episodes but to fair yeah we should put um hashtag

01:36:48.710 --> 01:36:53.510
d and d which class would um well yeah at some

01:36:53.510 --> 01:36:56.649
point yeah hashtag d and d i know not this episode

01:36:56.649 --> 01:36:58.510
but we'll save it we'll save it we'll save it

01:36:58.510 --> 01:37:00.590
for next time yeah all right thank you so much

01:37:00.590 --> 01:37:02.529
for listening guys for watching and we'll see

01:37:02.529 --> 01:37:05.630
you guys all in the next episode peace bye everybody

01:37:05.630 --> 01:37:06.149
everyone