hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another
episode of law crimes there's just there's me
hal and andy for the moment we will have colin
later yes colin will be joining us shortly though
but we wanted to get us started because it's
a cool episode today i mean to fair andy before
colin arrives we could do all the horrors heresy
stuff front loading it then some xenos so he
has to cut it's incentivizing him to get around
here and then we've got all the space marine
stuff to end us off uh but uh for all of those
i i i said to my girlfriend today oh we're ranking
drip and she looked at me like my head was a
lava lamp hal can you explain what drip means
because that's what we're rating it's something
no warhammer fan possesses i see you guys in
the cargo shorts and the big the big oversized
T -shirts. We don't know what we're talking about.
But the people who are in the Warhammer universe,
some of these guys are wearing some swanky clothing.
They're wearing some absolute god -tier outfits.
Some of these guys are, I mean, drip is just
a term of, you know, endearment to what these
guys are. You know, it's just aura, basically.
Aura in complete visuals only. And not all are
as blessed as some of the other ones in these
ones. But we're going to go for one of the factions
and we're just going to decide, you know, in
the very, what can we say, official ranking of
Lord Crimes, who is the best drip? Who is dressed
the best? Who's going to appear in Zoolander
3? What's the term? steel blue what's it called
the thing yeah it's still oh my god it's been
so long since i've seen it i was like it's just
called mogging now isn't it so oh yeah i kind
of hate all the new terms for this kind of stuff
very well uh let's start off with something very
bare bones and basic cadians cadians or god cadians
we got some different guard stuff going on here
If it was Colin and Eli, they would have put
it so much higher. But because we're here before
Colin arrives, we can put that in seat here comfortably,
can't we? Yeah. It's kind of drab. It's a bit
dull. I think that's the thing. It's okay. It's
still all right. But that is just a guy in uniform
that is designed to be functional. It is not
winning hearts and minds over. In fact. It's
meant to be boring, because if you look too good,
you'll probably get your head blown off. So...
Nah, it's not it. It's not it. Love Acadians,
but it's not it. Tempest of Scions edging it
out with the berets, I've got to admit. Can I
ask you a serious question? Mm -hmm. How the
fuck did a beret survive into the year 40 ,000?
How is that possible? It looks cool. I don't
know. It's just a flappy thing. It's a hat that
flaps, and you can put a badge on it, and it
looks neat and tidy. Surely someone went... Keep
your hair out of your face. The beret design
did not change for... The beret lived longer
than England at this point. That's crazy. It
does look cool, though. Tempest is science. Their
armour is quite interesting, but... I don't know.
I think there's going to be a lot... The contenders
coming up, surely. And they have a lot of color
schemes. Unlike the Cadians, who are like, it's
just green fatigues with a bit of brown. These
guys are like, I got rouge and black. I got blue
and turquoise. I got purple. And it's like, oh,
look at you. You're customizing. You're accessorizing,
guys. Ooh. Very fancy. Should we leave it in
B for now? Because it's middle of the pack. It's
cool. But I feel like we're going to have a lot
stronger options coming up, surely. Krieg. Because
this is quite an opulent Kriegsman, but most
of the time it's just gas mask overcoat. So in
the round, I'm thinking kind of like better than
Cadians, but not quite to the best of Scion level.
Brother in Christ. Brother in Christ. Man's making
huffing and puffing noises in his gas mask as
we speak. Yeesh. One Krieg, I sleep. Sixty Krieg.
information i'm awake that you have to say the
the mask does such heavy lifting they have drip
that is surely a tier drip and it doesn't have
to be fancy remember drip doesn't have to be
like opulent and crazy it's about nasal yeah
that is a that is a silhouette that thing that
mark the iconic gas mask There's no way that
can't be Aesir, surely. Alright. The Mordian
Ironguard, they're quite drippy. They go out
of their way to look drippy. Why are they drippy
again? I don't know if I know. We're so disciplined.
We're like, you'll get court -martialed if you
haven't shined your boots. And even in the fires
of hell, we're going to make sure that our dress
blues look really clean and tidy with all our
medals and regalia. They're just like... so disciplined
that it reflects in how they dress themselves
so that they can have a parade at any time during
the thickest of fighting. And they're blue. This
is the issue, though, because I don't know if
I... I think it is drip, but I don't like it
that much. I don't know what they're called.
What are those things called? They have the little
shoulder pads. The shoulder pads that go like...
Someone in the comments, please. Someone in the
comments, let us know if you actually know the
name of that. That'd be crazy. Yeah, I think
so. And lots of medals. Don't forget all the
medals. Every medal they own is on them at all
times. I know, but isn't that like, maybe I'm
too much of like, I'm just not into it. Does
it deserve A, though? Thank you, Don't Call Me
Mummy. That's great. Oh, and there we go. Smash
and grab. Yeah, the epaulets. Thank you. That's
what the things are called on the shoulders.
Epaulets. That is cool. Oh, that is cool. So
he's being below Kriegsman regardless? Yeah.
Maybe top of B at most, but I can't. I can't.
Honestly, I think edging out the Kriegsman, Vostroyans.
They got the big hat. They got a mask. They do
look cool. Red and gold, kind of brassy gold.
They're like Cossacks, aren't they? They're kind
of Cossack. Ah, this is the trouble. I think
most people are going to say that the Krieg is
more iconic, though. More iconic, but these boys
dress good. Look at the big hat, Hal. Look at
the big hat. I know. I'm looking at the two images.
And I'm torn. The distinct eyes. They're in like
a lot of classic Warhammer art. I think they
predate Kriegsman, but I'm not sure. I feel like
they were there since the outset. And they've
kind of been relegated recently, which is a bit
annoying. I think we put Krieg just a bit higher
because it's about drip. The guys do have drip,
but Krieg drip is universally. It's just a little
bit more. I will warn you, Hal, when Colin gets
in here, we might be rearranging some of these
through democratic means, if he agrees with me
on anything. But I'll accede to your demands
so far. A few more guardsmen. Maccabian Janissaries,
just because I think they're quite unique with
the whole death masks. They're quite fun. They
have drip. the rest of the outfit needs help
but the mask is there we go the shame thing is
like the mask is really cool i do like that silver
like that ottoman style mask i can't believe
how i was just like love your hair but been that
that that that that oh america's next top model
do you think top of b is it better than the mordians
well the thing is i feel like their aesthetic
is more like interesting but the mordians are
putting in more work for their appearance like
after you shine your face plate you're kind of
done if you're a janissary but the mordians are
like cap boots make sure that you're like all
your medals are polished make sure that your
dress blues are clean like your belts like properly
like proportioned and and yeah like they they
are fastidious with their appearance whereas
they're just like i'm just marching in i look
like saint drusus like okay Fair enough. I think
they're in a good spot. I think the mask does
a lot of heavy lifting. Jungle Fighters. It's
a vest. This is difficult because the guys have
drip like the dudes, but the outfit on a skinny
dude just looks terrible. Just like me. That
tank top is not doing any work for you, Andy.
Their drip is their pectoral muscles or something.
Their glutes. Shit, like barely contained within
their vest. It's a bit baggy. It's more than
a Cadian. I'd say that. Shalaxy saying, did Eli
fall in a pothole and go missing? No, he's coming
back from Japan today. He's literally back in
Canada today, but he's going from airport to
airport currently. So that's why he's not here.
But I think they have a better aesthetic than
Cadians. Because I like the red bandanas. I like
the... But then they're like... Even Tempest
of Scions with the beret, I think, outclasses
the drip. Because it's like... The bandana is
doing the heavy lifting there. Yeah. It does
look cool. Hot take. Steel Legion D tier. It's
just... D? It's just a coat and a mask. It's
World War II, World War I. I know, but I really
like... I like it. I think they... Like the outfit,
like with the gas mask and everything, it's not...
It's not as iconic as Krieg. With the musk coat.
That is cool, though. Come on. Is it? Is it?
Guys in the chat, please, please back me up.
That's the chat's reaction. Burn Andy alive,
yeah. It's just a bit dull. Even their whole
thing is like, oh, the officers kind of just
wear the same thing. The jacket's like, yeah,
it's a nice utility, but it's just a jacket with
a mask. I know, but like... Just because simple
is still good sometimes. I think low, like, bottom
of B currently, because everything above it is
better, and everything below it is not as, like,
cool. I think the Kassians are more drippy than
the Steel Legion. Because at least they have
like, oh, my bandana can billow in the wind and
look at my nipples. Whereas these guys are like,
I just have a jacket. What's your thing? Nipples
are part of the outfit. That's not a thing. There's
no way nipples are part of the outfit. Yeah.
Okay. We're sending mail. We're sending letters
to your residence. This is gaunt, but this is
just commissars in general. I think they're right.
I think they're like up there. They've got the
cap. The cap alone does so much heavy lifting,
and then they've got the jackets. They've got
all the epaulettes. They've got all the bits
of red. Sometimes they have the cool breastplate
that goes over the top of their jackets, which
I think looks cool. Jarek is doing his own thing
with the claw and the kind of tailcoat bits.
I think any reason that the Commissars shouldn't
be in Estia? It is pretty drippy. I have to say,
like, in terms of that is, you see on Gaunt there,
like, the amount of actual drip he has dripping
over his, like, you know, like, bits of rope
literally, like, falling across his... It is
pretty iconic as well. Yeah, I can see that.
I can see that in those two. That's not a drip,
that's a trickle. I think other ones might be
stronger, but... I can deal with that. rogue
trade is also coming in pretty strong everything
from the big feathered caps so they're like uh
what they're the rough sleeves everything this
might get me in trouble here but this is like
the opposite end of they almost look you know
once there's like something is cool and they
put too many cool things on their outfit to the
point where no longer like it's caricature how
are you telling me you think that rogue traders
are quote gaudy is that what you're telling me
yes they a lot of like you see most like rogue
trader art they wear stuff to the point of like
it's ridiculous and it's no longer drippy anymore
i don't think road traders are cool but like
some of them are pretty it's too much you know
what i mean like that's the thing it doesn't
come together as an outfit it's not drip it just
looks like they dropped themselves into like
a closet They fell through a closet. Avalar,
chuck him into the nearest mincemeat. He's not
a rogue trader, though. He's part of the entourage,
isn't he? Exactly. Russell has agreed with you.
So we're going to demote him down to A? No. I
honestly think it's top of B. Because I don't
think I've looked at the rogue traders' outfits,
their drip, and thought they looked cool. Yes,
Russell, you go get him, Russell. Andy's off.
Okay, for now, we'll see what Colin says. Imperial
knights. The actual knight? I think the pilots.
They have the armour suits. They have the helmets,
usually. They're kind of futuristic aristocrats.
I think they've got a cool aesthetic. I'm not
overly familiar with what they usually look like,
though. That's quite interesting. It's kind of
just this. It's like a visored, grilled helmet.
Bit of filigree. Usually they have their heraldic
colours, so they might have purple pauldrons
with black stripes, or they might have a shield,
kind of like Space Marines. They can be pretty
dripped out, but it's a bit more subtle, I guess.
God, I wouldn't have known that. That's quite
cool, actually. I wouldn't have thought so. Based
on that image alone, that deserves to be an A,
at least. I just have a hard time. saying it's
iconic as yeah maybe that's a good position like
between krieg and vastroyans because it's it
has like a similar place but again i can't underestimate
how drippy like krieg the whole outfit because
it's the simplicity of the krieg outfit it's
still i'd say it looks cooler than even the like
the night pilot armor i say so um arbitrators
judge dread And they go everywhere from the normal
helmets to having a massive eagle on their head.
Imagine getting through a door with that on.
That'd be fun. What do you think? I like how
they have a very recognizable silhouette with
the one pauldron that's bigger than the other.
I like... there's a little bit of gold and the
more high ranking you get the more gold you get
but also they're recognizably like with the black
silhouettes bits of white and gold i think they
they they have an understated look and the dog
completes the look with the like metal jaw bones
and everything just like seize him hans go get
him get the criminal scum and the red shotguns
and pistols revolver pistols i think they're
pretty cool very understated drip but nonetheless
pretty good. I think maybe just under Krieg.
There. Yeah, I could agree with that. I think
it's good. I was going to put like the ecclesiarchy
in general, like priests. Because here's the
thing, right? There are the ones like Clovis
the Redeemer who has like a brazier on his helmet.
So it's on his back and shoulders. And it's like,
it can be anywhere from, I just have some simple
robes too. I have braziers on my shoulders with
a massive staff and like a huge Pope hat, like
something out of Dark Souls. I'm like, I think
they're pretty, like pretty recognizable in the
setting. I think they have like, depending on
how corrupt they are, they have more ostentatious
robes and such. I think that, especially that
you put them in front of a stained glass window.
drip this is the issue where i get to it's like
the similar thing of um road traders it's gaudy
and it's no longer drip anymore it's more of
a you're trying to beckon beckon the dog to judge
maybe russell makes the final if he barks twice
i i honestly don't think much of it like when
i see the ministerian priest i don't think that's
cool i'd like to wear that outfit that's what
i'm ultimately thinking in my head about like
if any of these is it cool enough that i would
want to look like that and i don't think i've
ever gone you know what me pope hat two burning
braziers on my shoulders i've never thought that
it would be quite warm so you're not not sold
on it seated i think it's i'd honestly i'd even
put it underneath steel legion because it's gaudy
it's not like cool cool you know what i mean
it's more shock it's more of a shock value okay
um what about sisters of battle because they
have everything from like they all they all have
different like there's the order of these sacred
rose you have the blue and white you have the
uh our marted lady black and uh white you have
the um the red ones. I can't remember the name
off the top of my head, but like there's so many
different color schemes. Some of them have like
pulpits that they, they like, like carried through
and everything from like the higher ranking sister
superiors have the kind of the tabards and the,
the robes sometimes with the fleur de lis all
over their armor. They look pretty, I think they're
pretty up there and they're very iconic as the
nuns with guns faction. Some of them are pretty
dripped out. and the helmets excuse me the I'm
trying to think of like because they have so
many like cool models as well like they have
like the crazy ones in like the you know Eagle
Plinth and then Triumph of St. Catherine and
other kind of like really especially their model
side I think it's again it's an iconic silhouette
I should not run digital light. I definitely
looked at the sister battle and gone, I want
to wear that outfit. That's not the way I'm not
even a repenture. You went, I could pull that
off. It'd be pulled off of me from the actually
heresy. That is, I would say on a personal preference,
I think it's, I like our, our VTs more, but I
say for the actual, like, community ranking maybe
just underneath krieg okay okay i don't know
if it quite goes into s tier because a lot of
it is quite like in a way like it's also quite
simple and it doesn't like reach the like s tier
echelons of like drip it is like that it's cool
it's very very cool it's just not like hitting
that like you know perfection thing for me i'd
argue they're more drippy than krieg because
the creek is very understated and simple and
these gals can be understated and simple if it's
just like typical order of our martyred lady
black and white armor a little bit of robage
not much but then there's everything else as
well including like the bloody rose and drip
drip is like more than it's not about it's about
what the statement of what you're wearing is
like that's the whole it's is the creek one is
so dripped out is it's simple But it gives off
so much aura. That's what I mean. Like, you know,
there's no way. If someone said to you, like,
what one is more imposing, I would say, like,
next to that, I'd say Kree. Are we just going
to, like, sideline the white bowl cut haircut?
That's iconic. That's drip. Mowgli from Always
Sunny. Brother in Christ, the Lord Farquaad is
working against them. It is not a bonus. Listen,
Nuns with Guns is cool. Nuns with Guns with Lord
Farquaad bowl cups is ruining my immersion because
it's so ridiculous. It is inaccurate. It is accurate.
I just don't like the bowl cup. Okay. Shout out
to the guys who are listening who have a bowl
cup right now. Sisters of Silence have drip.
They do. Their outfits are... Their outfits are
crazy. They are really cool. It's weird. It has
a mix of... You obviously know it's a woman,
but it's also incredibly imposing and deadly.
In contrast to what should be its nature. It's
designed to be threat. The face mask is just
yeesh. also knowing what they do as well like
helps like knowing that they're terrifying uh
i would say that's st it's like when you see
that that quiet um alt girl at college who you
know is asexual and she's six foot tall but you
think is really cool and you want to hang out
with anyway just like yeah she's cool this has
not happened to me and yeah the the claymore
as well you know when proceeds to explain scenario
that's never happened to me in my entire life
and never will and you know they've got like
obviously the gilded armor which can sometimes
be gold sometimes it's silver there's like all
the other little tiny details like sometimes
they have like the little gemstones and also
the sometimes they have the full helmets but
usually it's just the the mouth guard kind of
helmet that looks really cool as well with the
top knot to just finish the appeal sometimes
with the tattoo on the forehead it's just yeah
i think it's i think it's just very well put
together very well designed intimidating but
distant stoic but also like a bit cold it's yeah
i think i think it's up there um navigators i
don't know if that's like that that's a weird
contrast again where if people learn about warhammer
lore you'll learn that the navigators are like
royalty they have like royal houses and kind
of like you're basically noble houses they're
also kind of disgusting like and they look weird
they're a bit like their proportions are a bit
off like they have like pale skin a lot of the
time and you know like obviously the third eye
doesn't help it's so it's weird because they
have like they're kind of like weird like they're
always just like ceremonially aren't they hmm
i don't know if i ever again their outfits are
cool -ish to like in the universe but as in like
it's not something i'd ever thought you know
looks cool to like wear or like you know when
we arm it up in it's not bad though i still i
would say is it it's better than a rogue trader
i don't know if it's a i wouldn't say i would
get not navigator in a tier surely i think i
say top of It's better than the Rogue Traders,
surely. So I'll put it at the top of B. Top of
B. Yeah, I do like sometimes when they have the
kind of, they usually have the high collars.
They usually have the kind of tassel -y robes.
And you go, also the people who simp for, what's
their name? Oh, the one from Rogue Trader. Yeah,
with the long fingernails. And they look great
until they start to mutate a bit too much and
then they become like monsters. get locked away
in there. Did someone say next to Ecclesiarchy?
Ooh, someone did. Damn, that's rough. That's
cruel. Before we... Yeah, I was going to say
before we get any further. I wouldn't say Wade
like that. Let's start us off. We got a free
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Who is Hondo Onaka? Not familiar, but it sounds
Japanese. Oh, it's the guy from Star Wars who's
like a mercenary. And he's got the, he kind of
looks like, what is it? Rogue One? Like a turtle,
but he's got glasses. Oh, yes, I know. From the
animated show. From the Clone Wars. Ah, yes.
Yeah. Good reference there. Tomonom27 for two
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for two if you could name a gamer sucks. What
did you name it? If we got like a flavor goon
cave Goon cave I don't know what to flavor that.
We should flavor it like coconut. A bit like
separate coconut. Call it Hal's navel. There
you go. Have a lick of his navel. Lovely. Boy,
shout out to the Skyrim reference there. Another
hand touches the beacon. God, I'm worse. Is it
Meridia? Meridia's beacon. Meridia can suck it.
Oh, yeah, yeah. They get stuck in your inventory
forever if you don't do the quest properly. Yeah.
Wookiee Gunner? That's a new one I haven't heard
before. That's crazy. Five bucks. Oh, Berets,
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survive? No! When was the last time you heard
a French accent in Warhammer audiobooks? Bonjour,
it is me, the Space Marine. I don't know. I guess
only in the... That's a good point. When they're
doing the French audiobooks, do they put on a
British accent? But really in French. Je m 'appelle.
Je m 'appelle. Oh, fish and chips. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Pippin for five. Thank you very much. Hal
told me he was going to a men's only Steel Legion
party. He said wasn't looking at armies though
for some reason. This is correct. I wasn't going
there. I was actually meeting Joe Pippin there.
He was already there. With his cock out. Oh no.
He's getting his cock out. What are you doing?
I'd be talking to the Animal Regulation Society
about that. You've got to make sure you... Animal
Regulation? Yeah, for getting his cockerel out.
Wow, are you taking it as a beast? Yeah. It's,
you know, like a... Hey, Spooky Boogie. Good
to see you, man. Five bucks. Don't spoil it.
This is not a threat. But if T -Suns aren't S
-tier, I'm out. You guys are helping me finish
4K points of Sisters Commission. Bro, you must
be painting a lot. I've seen a lot of those pictures,
man. That's crazy. I played my first game of
11th, by the way. First proper game of 11th with
Thousand Suns. It was against Orcs. Orcs. Taken
hold, so you have to hold objectives against
Orcs. The other day... Hal played 11th edition
with me and Colin at Warhammer World and I had
a few siders and I kept wandering off midway
through the game. I was like, show me how to
play the game and then I'd be like... I think
Andy said every time he couldn't do something
or wasn't winning, he said someone else was cheating.
Yeah, I said, stop cheating. I just threw 100
million dice and they were like 6, 5, 5, 5, 6,
4, 2. And you were like, I blocked all of them.
And I'm like, how did you block a 6? That's the
best one you can get. You're cheating. You did
seven times, I remember. You can still save.
You can save. Do you want this one? I didn't
even know how to say that. That's a crazy good
name. Five pounds. British pounds. I always thought
Peter... I can't remember how to say his name.
Serafinowicz looks like Rob with the Honours
War game. Does he? I don't know if they look
that similar. I'm not seeing that. I've never
seen Rob clean -shaven, so... i don't know i
just like that he was in um he's he's in the
new um did you know here's here's a thing did
you know there's a um a rogue trooper game movie
coming out you know rogue true rogue trooper
with the blue guy from 2000 ad judge dread comics
A bunch of UK people are in it, like Sarah Fenwick.
Because me and my girlfriend were watching Garth
Marenghi's Darkplace, and we went down a rabbit
hole, and then we realized, oh, several people
in this are going to be in the new Rogue Trooper
movie. There's a Rogue Trooper movie, and it's
already finished, and it's coming out soon. I'm
like, what the heck is going on? Rogue Trooper?
He's a cool actor, though. I like him. Yeah,
he's good. Original Darth Maul. Yeah, he's good.
He's in a bunch of... His comedy show is great
as well. I love you, toilet gun. Bang, bang,
bang. Goodbye, Dad. What's his character? Butters?
Hello, it's me, Brian Butterworth. That is it.
Here's Lorraine. Mystery meat. Pork cylinders.
His diet. His diet plan. Okay. We're back into
it. We've still got a few Imperial characters
to go. And then if Colin doesn't get back before
the Xenos, I might skip ahead a little bit to
some Space Marines to spare him. Do the Horus
Heresy ones. Assassin Aurum. Body suits. Skin
tight. No crevice. Undisplayed. All crevices
all the time. No crevice? Smooth bump. Smooth
bumping. You can see the vein on an assassin
orm's bum cheek from a mile away because it's
that tight. And a bunion. The Eversaur with the
skull mask is really, really cool. The rest of
them, it's all right, I'd say. Because they're
held back by the whole rest of the gaggle, I
would almost say top of A. because I ever saw
it as doing some heavy lifting with that skull
mask. It's so damn cool. I mean, even in the
artwork we're seeing there, it's pretty cool.
We did a LodgeCast episode on assassins, didn't
we? That's our most recent one, actually. So
if you want to go check out that one. The only
thing is, Hal, you're not going to mention the
Kalidas at all? The Kalidas? No. You're not going
to mention the Kalidus at all? I don't think
it looks a bit like... The Kalidus one looks
a bit like a bit of a bug, though, with the massive
goggle glasses. I don't know if that's... No,
that's the Kalexis. I'm talking about... You
know the one. The shape -shifter ones. Oh, well,
you can't really... That's not their own trip,
then. Well, no more than the Katachan jungle
fighters with their pectoral muscles. I mean...
No comment, Hal? I don't know. No, I wouldn't
say so. No, I'd say, yeah, top of A. Top of A.
Okay. Squeaky boy. I'm seeing him. The boy is
kind of moping on the floor. If people are only
audio listeners, we're trying to encourage the
dog to stand on a platform on the front here
because it's vitally important to our mental
health. He looks a bit bored, so I could always
just give him a pet on the head and he won't
be as bored. Instead, he's just giving me these
big side eyes. Mechanicus. Bug. Beetleman. I
wouldn't have put them quite low before. For
the longest time, I've not really been too impressed
with how they've looked until I saw that. I saw
the... the dark tide skitari like intro animation
for them and generally i thought they actually
looked quite cool i mean terrifying underneath
the the red robes but i thought it looked pretty
damn cool the more like un inhuman they become
do they become more drippy is that a correlation
it's i think it's more of like them as a group
together like you know skitari in rows with the
red hood and then the glaring blue eye lenses
looks quite tricky. Is it riser is orange and
Metallica is white. So you do get variations
in color palette as well for their robes. I'm
going to say yes. Evans servitors are included
in this equation as ask Atari. Is a servitor
trippy though? I don't think that's a thing.
Depends what he's for. I love the ones in Rogue
Trader who are just like a band. And they have
this off -key. And they're all just there with
like trumpets and stuff fitted to their bodies.
And I was like, oh, this is morbid. I love it.
And they look the part. I think just above the
Vestroians. Okay. Okay. Inquisitors. this is
this could be a really mixed bag but because
some of them look really like plain and boring
and then other ones look incredibly weird and
like i look like i think eisenhorn's got like
quite a cool drip but then other ones just look
really like there's just a man in a trench coat
and i promise you anyone listening you do not
look cool in a trench coat You just do not look
cool. My name is Harry Dresden. Open up! Open
up! With the bell. Me wearing a trench coat to
school? The thing is, there's so much variety.
I've just done a video on Inquisitor Chevak,
who's... deals and a harlequin's coat that's
pretty drippy then you have people like um kara
marzoff who's like on a big throne oh he executes
people on then there's eisenhorn with his kind
of the the green pauldrons and like the trench
coat then you've got gray fax with the witch's
hat and a drastier i think it is who has the
witch's witch hunter hat and the the eyeglasses
and some of them wear gold armor some of them
wear like black trench coats and like skin uh
suits. There's such a big variety of Inquisitors.
I think they're quite high just because the aggregate
is so... There's so many of them who have cool
stuff. I think they should go just below Krieg
and above Sisters because there's a few that
could be wearing some quite boring shit. But
I want to put it above Krieg. Oh, sorry. You
want to put it between? Where do you think? Also,
why did we put the assassins above Krieg? Just
because of the skull mask? Just because of the
skull mask. Okay. Well, by that token, I feel
like we've got to put... Because Inquisitors
is just like... It's kind of the setting, isn't
it? It's the setting. Yeah, and it's that combination
of here's some futuristic sci -fi cool stuff
to oldie... like knights of like fantasy combined
together so everything from like druidic cows
to power armor to like again these like assassin
-esque skin suits to the big trench coats to
formal robes and attire to more rogue trade and
again like some people are arbitrators who become
inquisitors some of them are tempest of science
some of them are commissars some of them are
like rogue traders turned inquisitors there's
all sorts of stuff and and therefore there's
such a a dearth of cool stuff you can implement
into an inquisitor's design i think they've got
to be right up there um yeah i'm happy where
they are um i'm also just going to do custodians
now because like of this entire thing custodians
are the most like i want to say like basic drip
because just we wear gold it's impressive but
it is just i wear gold but it is the example
of what drip is though That's the thing. One
custodian next to any of the people standing
on that list looks incredible. It's probably
not going to be the top of S tier in terms of
our personal taste, but in terms of actual...
I mean, the dude's bedecked in gold and red.
He deserves to be in S tier. Surely. It's a custodian.
It's better in person than what you're thinking.
It's better in person, said Hal. promise like
it's a it's 50 pence piece huh i never didn't
like in if you saw it in real life you and also
if you wanted to wear it as an outfit you'd be
like that person is dripped up that is you know
i will tell you now i'm not going to put it i'm
going to put this at the bottom of s tier for
the whole thing because i think they are the
most like stereotypical drip faction because
like i understand what you're saying like yes
it's very like gaudy and ostentatious and very
like kind of stereotypically fancy because it's
just gold armor but it's also like okay but there's
not much nuance it's just i wear gold power armor
with a cape so okay you can be an s but you have
to stay at the bottom of s because there's more
interesting interesting stuff going on um chaos
cultists oh god mad max vibes this is the thing
i don't remember is the old uh like cultists
um models that you could buy they just look like
a guy swallowed in a raincoat it looks so like
cult causes were like even if you look at darker
dark tie was the example they're not necessarily
they're all wearing like stolen gear or rags
or anything like surely this is the one example
we have of like detail like this is just this
is like something could be kind of cool but like
they're dying their hair it's not drip though
they've made a necklace out of like teeth and
fingers he's trying does house that's up to housey
custodians a lot what i mean is like if you saw
it in person you'd be more impressed with it
rather than like some of the other ones you'd
be like oh who made this our whole forge world
what crazy bruh bros got the designer gear can
i choose a few from the list i can see that'll
be quite hilarious to put in d the tyranids it's
their skin it's not necessary i literally picked
uh jormungandr because it's like oh yellow you
don't see that often for a tyranid but it's literally
the best like and then there's like the purple
one i can't remember what they are that's right
it's just tyranid turn it off i don't know if
anyone has said like oh that tier is so dripped
out i think that's on their model yeah like some
of the models and other stuff is really cool
but like that is not i don't know i don't want
to look like could you imagine you know what
it reminds you of like it's the um like the prank
of like oh everyone's dressing up for halloween
in the office and then like the one person is
like shows up in that ridiculous like smurf outfit
or something like it looks like the odd one out
is what i really mean so that'll be I did forget
to add Genestealers. Mining gear. Drippy. I am
going to get some fights, some threats sent to
me for this one because Genestealers, I just
don't think they look cool. They are cool as
a concept and on the lore. Look, I don't think
they look cool. I really don't. Do you say that
they look worse than cultists than tyranids?
Maybe they're better than cultists because cultists
are just wearing a rag. At least GCs have got
an outfit, a theme. They're kind of punk. They're
all like, oh, spray painted on my jacket and
look at me. And counterculture, counterculture.
I like chaos. My soul. They're doing a thing.
They're trying an aesthetic. It's not working.
Are there leagues of Votown I can see there in
the middle? Yeah. You just went from people with
mining gear to people with mining gear. And occasionally
swords. People know how I feel about these people.
These factions. These people. They're not people.
They're clones. Rapid humans. I don't know. What
do you think of this one? Because it's hard for
me to be objective. The problem I have with their
aesthetic is that it's like, oh, we're going
to do the dwarf thing. Cool. And the Grimnias
are kind of cool. They're like pagan style. But
then the like power armor I find is really like
treading on the space wall stuff. And I don't
like that. I love the ones with the long coats
with the bikes because they just look like, oh,
we've got the goggles. we've got the speeder
bike things and we've got the jackets i'm like
that's cool it's like um like almost like what's
you'd like firefly reminds me of the tv show
firefly yeah yeah like kind of almost cowboy
-esque desperado -esque but shorter and i'm like
that's cool but when they're like i'm from the
half gear kind and then like i got my armor and
it's got my scripture he's like couldn't care
that's just baseballs but smaller and it's it's
like oh my blade's orange cool What's on it?
Let me guess. Runes? Of course it is. I would
prefer if they stayed more like, again, kind
of survivors, desperados, kind of like a cowboy
vibe, which would be fun, like cowboy dwarves,
rather than just kind of like wider space marines.
Okay. My feelings on these guys is pure and utter
venom. It's well known. I think they had the
biggest wasted opportunity in modern lore and
factions. God, I mean, I kind of get the Moon
Rover -esque aesthetic. I kind of get it. I just
also think it's quite boring. That's like its
worst crime of all. It kind of is boring. I will
say that they do have some guys who... like you
said like the coats and some of them are a bit
dripped out so it's not terrible it's just i'm
not i know i'm not the biggest fan of that uh
i'm willing to say what's it better than or was
it worse than it's better than c tier i know
i think it's fine where it is i'd be so kind
and objective here yeah like that is in middle
of beta shout out to arthur bones who is like
he's already buying a ticket and sending something
to my house like yeah or even um keon says i
do enjoy the crest might be yeah imagine if the
crest instead of being like a weird like belt
buckle in a power armor suit imagine if it was
more like a sheriff's badge you could still have
the influence of some of their design choices
but like in a more rugged look and you could
still have the guys who mercenary out as like
mining guys who have the big drills and kind
of like the necromunda stuff where you already
see those guys with the the suits and even the
robots But you could just, I feel like they need
to be a bit more drab. They need to be a bit
more dusty, like overcoats and more like ballistic
weaponry than these like power swords that aren't
power swords and energy weapons that aren't plasma
weapons. And it's like, I could see them being
more like, again, rugged. I want them to be rugged
because dwarves are rugged. And that would be
like a really interesting, I know the Genestealers
kind of do the Desperado thing with the guy with
the revolvers, but. That's one guy. You can't
have any named characters after him because at
the end of the book, if he succeeds, he's dead.
So they could have filled that role. You could
have had an Americana thing to them. Do you know
what really cries me about? I'm sure that's what
people said when the tower came out. They completely
miss the visual language of the Warhammer universe.
Like, if you took the... them out and place them
in another sci -fi like put them in mass effect
or like we put them in something else or like
they would fit right in wouldn't they whereas
like space like chaos space marines they they
are they feel like such a warhammer thing or
like the elder feels such a warhammer thing or
like you know the guardsmen do like like but
leagues of rotan just feels like some i don't
know who lost a bet in dw and be like you know
we could do for like you know for the hundreds
of thousands of pounds investment we're going
to make for these like plastic mods but yeah
what make an army about like fucking i don't
know like dwarves but like you know we did squats
years ago let's just do that people are going
to really like that and they definitely won't
want anything else over the top of that i swear
So I'm going to start losing it. And they could
have had like lever action, like energy weapons.
They could have had blunder, but kind of like
with what they do with the guys in Age of Sigmar,
where they have the blimps and they have more
like, not crude weapons, but more like brash
weapons. And they could have had like galactic
convoys they protect and they rob and they try
to like take, and you could still have them like
being resource gatherers, but then it would be
more like, ah, you have the different like. clans
which are more like like outposts and they have
to do like convoys and protect the convoys and
then you gotta have like all that you could have
that fun aesthetic where it's not too sci -fi
that it gets too far away from what the the the
aesthetic of warhammer is anyway i'm rambling
um votan are fine there uh is a tower next oh
yeah there's some towel there i'm also gonna
get some hate for this i do like When I've read
Tao, I've read the Farsighted novels. I've read
the Tao and the Caius Cade novels. I really do
enjoy them. I don't know if the fit, the drip
is that strong with this faction. The crisis
suits are really cool. I do enjoy that, but I
don't know if that's... It's not strong enough
compared to a lot of the rest of the list, though.
i mean i put it top of i could say top of b just
because like on the very edge of like all of
like again the crisis suits crisis suits of me
and like some of their stuff is doing the heavy
lifting there but i don't i i don't feel like
in other ways i feel like it it leans very heavily
on a lot of like japanese culture tropes and
asian culture kind of like with the ones in endless
space who are like what are they they're like
samurai birds and it's like if you lean into
too many of the tropes it can be a bit like ah
well where's the where's the thing in the setting
like the warhammer split and i feel like i know
tau tau are kind of what you were saying a bit
before it's just like oh it's a like japanese
coded generic sci -fi species and so because
they lean so heavily on that aesthetic and like
the cultural trappings it doesn't really have
an identity other than being like oh i recognize
where that's from and it was supposed to be the
elder originally like they were supposed to be
more of that influence but then over time they
lost that visual language and then i mean we
all know gw did it because they tower because
they wanted to break into the japanese market
it's not really a oh do you like gundam if we
got a faction for you and that's kind of what
it means like it's just like oh it's kind of
gundam again oh okay mechs yeah Japanese love
mechs. Okay, do that then. Top of B is generous,
but we'll get that. I think that's okay to have
it there. And I know that if Elo was here, he
would bemoan their issuing of a lot of the armoured
vehicles in preference to mechs, because it's
like, just make more mechs, and then now there's
less infantry, there's less... It's just mechs.
It's just battlesuits now. That's what the Tau
are, it's battlesuits. Which then means, oh,
what's the point of having... character models
that go inside because you'll never see them
come the way you're like oh i didn't know that's
what a knight looked like it's like but he is
there and he's distinct blue man i was about
to say if you're on the list do i see an iron
hands one well should we should we start off
with like the space marines then because we've
got like a few of them to go uh should we start
with the dark angels dark angles is it a dark
angel or a salamander it's a green wing oh i
do like these little stuff they've got green
wing death wing uh they've got raven wing and
they've now got like the companions who have
like the purple which i really like but i'm also
like where were these guys the whole setting
they're really cool but i still don't quite know
inner circle companions yeah yeah they're like
where do these guys come from they're cool but
i'm also like so they just they have swords that's
new that's actually um they're uh they're like
a seat they're like basically the um the new
risen kind of yeah they're the 30k ones yeah
yeah yeah yeah so they so they are like a new
group um they do have like it i have some like
dark angel models they have some really cool
stuff i i remember fondly being whooped by your
thousand suns using some of them and i was like
stop cheating how we didn't we didn't we didn't
even get to like like we only had two units die
like the the the match goes on a lot longer than
that like you'd be surprised in warhammer if
you play it like how much you like think it's
over and then you clap back and it's like oh
it's not over actually yeah dark angels are um
i really like that like obviously like they have
that you know a lot of them have like hoods and
other cool like trinkets and other kind of stuff
the deathwing knights are very very cool oh man
that's the thing i really i'm a big fan really
high up there they've got the tabards they've
got so many color schemes like even uh heresy
era you've got the ones with the kind of black
armor with lots of like their heraldic shields
and stuff have have quite a like they have yellows
and blues and reds and then there's the ones
with the white armor that aren't like death wing
but they're kind of and they had the dread wing
and all these other ones as well the iron wing
so there's a lot of variety i put them up to
be honest i put them like i don't know like among
the best space marine designs this is so much
variety i'd only put them in top of a for the
simple reason of like they have a generic look
to them in certain parts as well like the generic
space marine in terms of like it is cool i just
i think certain things like i again i'm a really
big fan of them but like certain things even
i'm willing to admit like keep them from like
you know like the as in like is the whole thing
perfect is it the perfect package i don't think
it's the perfect package i think top of a i know
i'm being very i mean very angry at you i think
yeah i'm being very good with myself here um
empress children they are very drippy aren't
they purple i think they get to go in s surely
because there's nothing about them that's not
just they are the epitome of drip although their
newer uh stuff is like they issue a lot of the
gold filigree for whites and purples and i'm
like i don't like it as much but i understand
that they're like are we trying to get away from
like conventional beauty standards that they're
just like yeah we're just gonna like it's gonna
have like gaudy like neon colors in our in our
armor some of them do yeah but like they also
will have versions of them which are like you
know like the best most filigree decorated space
spring of any example you can think of uh they
are pretty cool though i would say they go yeah
i think that's a good spot for them and even
the ones like fulgrim who you say it's like they
push it beyond the pale it still has echoes of
like you know i don't think anyone can accuse
of not being dripped out essentially um iron
warriors hazard stripes are doing a lot of heavy
lifting yeah this is the thing of like they're
not they don't have as much but what they do
have is like a pretty cool aesthetic God, it
is iconic as well. What if your fridge was angry?
That's what their aesthetic is. I am a box. What
if your bulldozer grew legs and started walking
towards you? I would even put them maybe just
below Krieg because they have a cool thing. They
do one thing and they do it really well, which
is similar to Krieg. If I was just given the
option of choosing if I could... dress between
like a creek or like dress like an iron warrior
i probably might go creek not to say the iron
warrior stuff is still pretty damn cool like
as an individual i say as a group i don't know
if it hits as much as like you know creaking
in a um the creek marching is pretty iconic but
like the iron warriors as a group together i
don't go like that crazy I mean, they're easy
to spot. That's their thing. That's an iron warrior.
Easy peasy. White scars, we're going to put there.
See, this is the thing. This is the thing. Same
as the Guernsey flag. It's the white, gold, and
then the red. Perfect. Perfect. This is where
we test our friendship here, because I really
obviously like white scars nearly as much as
you probably, Andy. the characters themselves
are awesome the actual look of the white scars
is one of the parts where i'm least interested
in them for wow wow because the other stuff is
so like the other stuff is you know he's disappeared
on himself yeah okay chat it's just me now but
the the example of like their character like
their law stuff is very strong but just purely
if you knew nothing about the law and you only
looked at them, I wouldn't say that. They don't
have even that many unique stuff to them that
makes it stand out above the rest. I would put
them... Counter -argument. They got curly chainsaws.
And they have tassels on their stuff, and they
have bikes. And I like the lightning bolt designs
that they use. Yeah, but we're letting it go.
And they're clean. Well, I think our bias is,
I think, over... I would say put it above Iron
Warriors. I think that's a good spot for them.
Okay. Again, your love of White Scar lore, imagine
if you knew nothing about them, you just looked
at them. Clean. Again, red, white, and gold.
Perfect colours. Space wolves, they wear pelts.
And they have a lot of variety in terms of Viking
aesthetic, but also it's like... I think for
the Space Wolf fans, they're absolutely loving
it. For everyone else, it can be caricature again
sometimes. But it still is good, though. You
can't say it's not good. I would say... Do you
prefer the slate grey or the kind of sea blue
that they have in late years? I like the blue.
I quite like the blue. I'm going to put them...
Again, this is a personal list, I guess. So I'm
going to put them below, just above Mechanicus.
Okay. I think everything else is a bit cooler
above it on the list. Custard Marines. This is
the... Yellow. Some of the Heresy ones, the models
are pretty cool, but... I would say put it top
of B. I had to be harsh with it because a lot
of it is quite it doesn't have that visual impact
that the others do I have to say in the 40k sense
and although everyone's like oh roll dawn Susan
they're not that would it just look at them just
look at them I mean the thing is they all kind
of blend into each other as well as like what's
their thing they're yellow like they don't really
have like ultra means have the the grec greco
-roman aesthetic the white scars have like the
asian stuff the the viking elements of the space
walls but then like imperial this is the yellow
and they're kind of stocky so well that's not
an aesthetic that's just yellow that's being
a brick they're sometimes like they're also like
very like they're the imperial standard is in
terms of like space marine design and that makes
it less drippy because it just looks too on the
nose they're vanilla custard yeah it's just they're
just space marines what's their thing are they
yellow Okay. It's just like the basic Star Trek.
I see an Iron Hand. I see the Iron Hand. He's
coming soon. Wait his turn, Night Lords. They
are very drippy, though. People often pick Night
Lords because their armor designs, like the winged
skull and helmets and the jump pack designs.
I think they go in S tier. A lot of people always
say they are some of the best -looking space
marines, even if they are the worst human beings
of all time. Although painting those lightning
bolts sucks. Not that bad. Really? Yeah, you
just do one light blue one and then one white
one inside. It's just paint and then paint. It's
not as bad as it looks. I think put them above
the children, though. i feel like they might
be like what is that it's like tears like no
it's lightning bolts is it like if you mess wrong
it's like if you mess up it looks correct like
that's the whole point is it a wiggly line straight
lines are the harder ones blood angels are gonna
be okay well these this is this is the drippy
drippy that must be like top of s nearly surely
hmm okay i can agree with that Cause I like also
some of the horse heresy stuff. They introduced
some of those guys with like the black helmets
with like purple gemstones. And I was like, Oh,
that's an interesting choice. Like they, they've
still got the red, they've still got the gold,
but they occasionally experiment with other little
things. And obviously there's the, the, the golden
armored, um, like honor guard stuff. That's pretty
cool. And it's not like custodians where it's
just, I wear gold. It's like, ah, but it's more
like stylized and unique. I like the little Iron
Halo helmets as well. They're quite cool. Nice.
And the Death March. Shout to things like the
Sanguinary Guide. They literally make a point
to show you in the books. They have... Drip is
their thing. It is literally their thing. Do
we have the Night Lords by the Empress Georgia,
by the way? I cannot let that. I need that for
my soul. Blood Angels is... some of the coolest
looking space marines as well. They have made
abs on their space marine armor. What more can
you say? The artificers made a mold of my abs
so we could get it accurately. Before we do an
ad read, shall we? Actually, we don't have it.
Iron Hands. I do love Iron Hands. Before you
say anything, this character, is one of the coolest
looking ones he's got like an iron face and yet
he has no law and it's like this kind of is emblematic
of my problem with the iron hands where it's
like they have some of the coolest looking space
marines and yet it's it's it's kind of shallow
in my opinion where it's like ah do we go anywhere
with it it's like not really it's all showing
no yeah the issue is like obviously As much as
I have my love for them, the visual design of
them is too safe and it should have been pushed
further. And we don't see it as much. It's that
newer guy, the newer Terminator character who
has the Japanese hammer with bolts in it. So
that just means it's confirmed the Iron Hand's
a samurai. It should have been that. Maybe. We've
got the tower now. I still think the Iron Hand
stuff is too... For as crazy as some of their
lore stuff is, it's almost like they make it
too safe. They also have some very cool Terminators,
unique Terminators and other parts that I would
like. But I would say... Here's the problem I
have. Usually they're all wearing helmets. Where
are we going to take this? They've got a mechanical
leg or an arm. Is that it? Yeah, that's the issue.
He's got the chainsaw teeth. And he's an actual
character with lore. I'm like, I like that. And
he's this massive dude. He's got all these appendages.
He's got all these mecha dendros. That's what
I want to see more of. And then it's like Cardan
Stronos. He's got the axe, which is cool. And
he's got like no mouth anymore. So he has like
a Vox Grill as a face. That's kind of cool. And
then it's like, it's not strong enough. looks
like he has two buck teeth on his face with that
thing i'd say it goes top of b because it's it's
a bit more interesting than what the imperial
fists offer but could you imagine having it's
not one who had like minotaur legs so we could
bound into battle with like four legs and he
was like a minotaur but a space marine like that
would be cool something where you you add extra
dimensions extra limbs make them unique where
their modifications make them really stand out
because they're the only ones who could do that
like even iron warriors they can do that but
it's got to be chaos e whereas iron hands are
the loyalist counterpart where they could really
have fun with it like you could have one who
has like a big gatling gun for a hand um like
uh what's his name from minor fancy garrett you
could you could have like so many cool things
that make them stand apart and yet it's just
like it's just a space marine with a mechanical
leg and it's in armor so you can't really tell
if you squint unless you squint it's like ah
i think top of b it it needs to they could do
more with it yeah uh will the eaters they do
be some of They do have some things that are
pretty dripped out, I will say. It's not as much
as like... See, we scared him now. We're scaring
people with World Eaters Tour. The dog calls
for blood for the blood god. But I would say
I think they would belong in A because they have
a cool aesthetic. They do have some drippy stuff,
but it's not the strongest on the list. They
do have their funny bunny ears. I feel like some
of the Red Butchers you see in Horror's Heresy,
but no one even knows they exist. You know what?
Just above the Space Wars, I think the Imperial
Knight thing looks slightly cooler, more drippy.
They do have an iconic visual, though. Ultramarines.
The big ones. whatever you want to say about
their color scheme they've definitely got the
aesthetic down of greco -roman to it they are
they are a bit it's weird when you look at the
imperial fist you don't necessarily get drippy
but when you look at like the old trees you kind
of get it a bit more even though it's more of
like the same aesthetic in some way like again
like the victory's god that is drip uh i'd put
them above the just above the white scars i'd
say i mean we've got some dissent in the comments
but i'm just saying like look they've got all
like the things with the ultra mask symbol they've
got the victrix honor guards they've got like
the tyrannic war veterans they they have a more
consistent like aesthetic with like i don't know
what's called like those kind of rope things
that are always on there like pauldrons with
medallions and stuff on them they've got the
the kind of red capes and stuff even with um
titus and his new like fur cape thingy it's like
i think it really is it is just decorative yeah
yeah decorative ropes it is satisfying like and
the laurel reeves of course blue and gold classic
combo can't go wrong yeah and i think it's more
like i don't know about subdued but it's not
the same as like the space walls where it's just
like it's a wooden shield that's gonna block
a power sword it looks like an old timey shield
but it doesn't quite fit with the power armor
aesthetic and then the axes are cool but it's
also like i don't think it's quite there i feel
like it could use a bit more more work in that
regard um death squad literally drippy i mean
i don't think cancer's drip it is cool i don't
know if it's drip worthy i would say you know
what it's probably a really good example of like
top of B where like, it's a really like, it's
not quite like something you'd want to wear,
but you acknowledge that it's cool. I say that's
a good, yeah. Some of this stuff is like pretty
weird as well. They make it weird. And again,
it's just, it's just drippy. It's not a word
you'd associate with them unless it's a different
fluency. Maybe it's not, it's not ideal. Yeah.
Not. it's not like it's not they're going for
so it's okay if they're not fully drippy is it
uh next one we've got thousand sands all right
here we go they'll let you say your piece they
do have some cool look though i mean shout out
to my chaos players who painted all that trim
for you know good reason they have again like
they have a cool they have a thing about trip
you know the iconic crested helms and like crepe
isn't like a literal like wall helmet and everything
it has an iconic look though i wouldn't put it
in i in my heart i want to put in this tip i
can only put it top of a in terms like as a whole
action and like visual language the blue or the
red heresy or post heresy i like both i think
both work i it you know what i do like the blue
i think the blue kind of is like it's it's really
strong so i i like the blue and i do like the
the kind of like tabards the spiky bits there's
got a lot of spiky bits spiraled a bit swirly
whirly patterns like that there's something like
something like kate's with like you know it's
full of eyes and crazy it's not like the other
chaos ones where you get like like you kind of
go damn that guy is you know that's a decked
out sorcerer yeah more mysticism it just stops
being it can't can't quite reach s tier because
i think everyone has a certain thing of like
it is it's missing something but uh it is pretty
damn cool sons of horus uh i do kind of like
their um uh chieftains and the the kind of kafonian
gang inspiration but again i think it's for them
they're only really a horus heresy army and even
then Everyone, I think, prefers the Lunar Wolf
palette. And what is transferred to Sons of Horus
is just sea green with a red plume. I quite like
the sea green by itself, but I would say it goes
maybe top of B. I think it's the perfect generic
Space Marine look, if you know what I mean. It
has a more interesting there's like some cool
stuff in there like i generally think it's cool
and they are like you say dripped out but i don't
know if it goes into like that's like really
cool it doesn't quite hit that part yet word
bearers oh the bastards again shame i'd really
like word bearers but i don't know if like i
accuse them of having drip they're basically
wearing people on their armor and they're like
they're not like in a different no They're like
tattered robes and scroll work and other cool
stuff that I like. Parchment, yeah. I'd put them
just below World Eaters, to be honest. I think
that's a good spot of like, it's still very cool
and it has its edit, but I know it's not one
which everyone looks at and goes, oh, that guy's
dripped out. You know what I mean? Whiskey Goblin
said to check my super. Skipping ahead, but Sally's
are B and 40K, A for HH. Okay. I saw your thing.
All right, salamanders. All right, let's be honest.
I like when they add more of the dragon hide,
the teeth, the nocturnian elements. They do a
lot of the times get confused with the green
wing of the dark angels because they're the green
marines. The problem I have with salamanders
is that unlike the ultramarines and the white
scars, there's oftentimes an oversimplification
of like, oh, how do we make them salamanders?
They wear green and when they take their helmets
off, you can see the kind of like cold black
skin. But then the aesthetics of the armor are
usually quite lacking in 40k. And then 30K, they
play around a bit more with like, here's like
an armorial crest. Here's hammers. Here's smithing
insignias. Here's dragon hide. Here's things
that make them look a little bit different. And
it's a shame that I don't think it's quite there.
I think it needs a bit more work to really pop.
Yeah, I know what you mean with like, it's cool,
but there's a missing ingredient somewhere. Like,
that's the thing. It doesn't... there's a reason
why if you look at salamanders it doesn't punch
up into s2 and i think everyone can feel it i
would say maybe just just below space or actually
yeah i think yeah that's a good point i think
that's the thing like everyone like that's the
thing as much as like probably if you're gonna
scream at us in the chat everyone likes salamanders
they like them why do they not go you know like
why is no one going like oh my god it's the best
thing i've ever seen why is no one saying that
so i think yeah when are they gonna get a dragon
themed helmet that you could put on your like
models that'd be that's a that's a win i'll tell
you it's cool though and and um vulcan haystans
model is cool but that's because he's a named
character so of course it's going to be um raven
guard hot topic marines They do have some cool
ones. The ones with the white helmets. I mean,
Ethan Sean, the newer Captain Master model, is
so... He is really dripped out, and that is really
cool. The average Raven Guard is not so much,
but you know what? I would put them just below
Ultramarines, I'd say. They have some Marines.
Yes. Cause they have some of them. Like they
have the, the beaky helmet. They often come with
beaky helmets. Cause it is what I'm going to
suggest. Right. I'm going to say here. Cause
honestly they have the beaky helmet, but anyone
can have the beaky helmet. And the only thing
is say, what's your thing? Understated black
armor. A phone. Sean has a cool mini, just like
Vulcan. Hey, Stalin has a cool mini. But again,
I feel like. Yeah. Fair enough. they they need
more like unique things like cloaks or things
concealing bits of armor or like cowls but not
like dark angels cows more motifs of like raven
skulls or like wings because at the moment i
just think they're just you just dip them in
black paint and that's a raven garden it's like
oh is there much variation not really and beaky's
are iconic but also let's not forget Crimson
Fists had Beakies, and Beakies, like Malum Kaido
is the most popular Beaky at the moment. Beakies
are everywhere, not just the Raven Guard. Yeah,
fair enough, fair enough. Alpha Legion. I love
their colour scheme. I think it maybe goes bottom
of S tier, to be honest. I like that. That's,
you know, that shiny metallic. I love it. It's...
Scales. Yeah, because it makes the average Marine
look quite cool. Again, just on the visual side
of it, everything else would probably lower them,
but just on the visual, they belong in S tier.
And they have the Ifrit helmets and they're not
too... The pattern is complicated, but the adornments
aren't. So even the Chaos coded ones are more
like, ah, you can tell it's an Alpha Legionary.
It's got some extra filigree and some flair,
but it's also clearly identifiable and it's unique.
compared to the rest of the space marines which
is quite cool um and it doesn't take too much
and also alfarius's helmet is the coolest of
all the helmets it's like i think he has the
coolest primark armor as well yeah that case
all right templars let's get over with templars
they are drippy though they are drippy i'm gonna
have to put them in s i gotta do it yeah because
they just it just it just works and i want to
say of the space marines they must be like top
because when people think space means they think
templars usually even if they're not a fan of
the templars they're still like well clean color
scheme plenty of room for adding some cool stuff
like the candles that are melting on the the
backpacks the swords the filigree the the laurel
wreaths the the things that make them unique
and also like the chain swords to the arms chaplains
all that stuff is oh it's it's cool it's just
the aesthetic of warhammer down to a t um enough
said uh crimson fists i want to put that right
next to imperial fists it's kind of the same
thing right i want to say it's a bit better i
like how it's more understated where it's just
red gloves blue armor simple popular space yeah
i prefer the colors more but it's not they don't
have anything else that's I would say much better
than the imperial fist. So I think they're okay.
They are drippy. They are cool looking. This
is from George. This isn't even like a, he's
put a Spartan helmet. It's such a slam dunk that
they did that. People would buy it, but this
isn't real. This is a stylized minotaur. I put
them. That's the thing. I think the Ultrons are
more satisfying and more iconic. They just need
to have shields and lances. Put them out there.
Have lances that you could use for Iron Snakes
and Minotaurs. People would buy it. Howling Griffins,
I just wanted to add a bisected color scheme
because we didn't have any. And I was like, that's
fun. Four corners, different colors. It is another
Iron Hand. Put it above the other original Iron
Hands. That would be hilarious. There you go.
Lamenters, yellow. i had to put them in i lament
that they don't they are technically just blood
angels so i don't know about s i don't know if
that yeah i don't know the the the the harlequin
style but you know and then heart pattern on
the shoulder really arises above that much yeah
the checkerboard has been the bane of many a
painter's life i'm sure um flesh terrors this
one I put for you because I know that's just
yeah that's because I do like that color scheme
I don't know if everyone else feels the same
way I put it maybe above the word bearers I think
above word bearers in a is like because it is
bloody doors and they are cool but they're more
like visceral and you know terrifying and spiky
compared to you know they're not pure like the
uh the good old original chapter and that's a
good Car Caridons. They are S tier. They have
a visual language that the other ones don't.
Normal Space Rangers don't possess. You look
at it and you know it's cool. I'd say below Night
Lords, I think. We're doing something about Caridons
and Night Lords very soon, me and you. It's just
a cool visual together. Yeah, understated with
the tribal markings. That's such a cool little
spice to them. Well, they also use different
parts. They're using older patterns of power
armor, and they have, let's see, literally like
pauldrons with the iconic studs and shark's teeth,
necklaces everywhere. It's pretty damn cool.
Grey Knights. Silver. They are drippy, though.
That's the thing. They've got their own heraldic
motifs of the shields with the red and white
colour schemes, and they all mean different things.
That's quite a nice little detail. You know what?
Just above Custodes, I think, I think of the
trailer for Chaos Gate, and all of them kneeling
together in synchronisation. You're like, damn!
It is the iconic night. Shiny uniform fun with
a bit of personality. You get some of the ones
like obviously Drago with this massive banner
on his shoulders and Garan Crow, who's like the
only named Grey Knight who's not in Terminator
armor. But yeah, it's good fun. Death Watch.
I think Death Watch is going to go up there too.
Death Watch is cool. I think Death Watch would
go... Yeah, I mean, yeah, actually that's a good
spot because like... they they like look like
the coolest of the normal space rings almost
like they they have a kind of like yeah that
iconic shoulder literally that shoulder and arm
just makes it and obviously the fact like all
these different groups get tied together and
there's one you know basically Elite Commando
unit black armor I think it's damn cool Colin
It's trying to enter the stream, but it's saying
device is not connected. Sorry, Colin. We made
it to the end anyway. Black Legion. I don't care
too much about Black Legion. You don't care about
Black Legion? I put them just above World Eaters.
I don't know if they look too normal. Is he in?
Colin, your OBS is open. That's why. It's not
open. it says it is damn it oh colin is a is
a uh is a is an obs picture uh but he is here
hello colin he's here he'll try and work it out
okay uh well so what do you so what are your
thoughts on black legion how like you just don't
like the the black and gold aesthetic no i tell
me you look at that and you're not like You're
way more drawn to other stuff compared to them.
It's just too almost safe, I'd say. Yeah, but
they're like the standard. They're what everyone
else goes off of. Spiky boys. If we're rating
these guys by drip, then I don't know how high
that puts them on the list. I would say just
below World Eaters, I would say an A. Because
everything else above it is more... cool. Everything
else below it isn't as cool. Well, Colin, before
we get into the Xenos, because we saved them
for you, can you see the list? I can see the
list perfectly fine. I don't know why. That's
okay. There he is. Did you have any disagreements
with things we've placed? Because I put some
things lower than I'd like and some things higher
than I'd like because Hal has been twisting my
arm. I'm actually not really compliant. What
is the second thing at top of A tier? Well, yeah.
Dark angels. All right, never mind. I thought
someone was trying to gaslight me into putting
the salamanders up there. I was going to say
you are an all mad man. No, we put them in B
because, again, I said they're missing an ingredient.
Because they're just green, oftentimes. It's
a shame. This all seems mostly pretty well. I
think the only thing is I would probably put
the Tau a little higher up. Still maybe in B
tier. The Tau aren't B. No, still in B tier,
but higher in B tier. I like the OG with the
ochre, whatever you call that color scheme. I
feel like that not being standard anymore has
been such a hindrance to them. That OG color
scheme just gives them so much more aura. Yeah.
What we were saying about if Eli was here, he'd
be bemoaning that they've got too many mechs
and not enough infantry and vehicles because
it's like... they've kind of thrown the the baby
out with the bath water in that regard and i
i was saying i think they lean a bit too heavily
into being japanese coded and therefore it becomes
a bit generic it's kind of like oh what's your
thing oh what if what if it was like it's like
the the i don't know what they're called the
the birds in endless space who are also samurai
it's like oh let me guess they have katanas and
they're about honor and they it's like yeah it's
the tao it's just the tao But with mechs, like
Gundam. It's a Tau. He's just a Tau. He's just
a Tau. What do we have next, Andy? We have...
Craft Welders. I don't even know. We're saying
ignore the lore. I know, I know. Just how they
look. They're so fucking cool, man. Power Rangers.
That's the good idea. Yeah, dude. Power Rangers.
It's awesome. Is it S tier, though? I think they're
pretty cool. I think they're pretty up there.
The Phoenix Lords, the Sparsiers, the Frontline
Soldiers, the different Striking Scorpions have
a cool aesthetic, as do all the different Frontline
Soldiers, the Dire Avengers, etc. I think they
all have a distinct look. I like the color palette
changes. Someone in chat is saying, I hate Eldar
to my core. You are my man. That's quite rude.
That's quite impolite of you. And they're varied
enough. If you don't like something they do,
there's something they do right. If you don't
like the Aspect Warriors, you got the Wraith
Guard. I just don't like how it doesn't reflect.
ancient civilization do you know what i mean
what do you mean by that like it's almost too
clean what do you mean by that like i don't get
the like in terms of when i look at when i was
like a kid and i was looking at warhammer i didn't
know any of the lore stuff i just wasn't like
i was crazy over like wood earls and other stuff
from like fantasy universes but i just wasn't
i don't know if like they are they are dripped
out I don't disagree, but I think maybe top of
A makes sense. It's just that there's something
about it. I don't know. I just can't say. See,
I'm going to say on that, if that's your argument,
though, then the custodians need to come down
because if they're too clean, but they don't
reflect the rotting, decaying society, then there
is no way the custodians belong in A tier. All
right. I'm going to do something unprecedented
in lore crimes history. You ready, Colin? flip
a coin oh oh oh wherever they end up in here
i'm perfectly happy with because here's the thing
this is everything from farseers to dire avengers
to phoenix lords to exodotes well exodotes will
just bundle in but it's like you've got everything
from the wise seers to the frontline soldiers
to Like every different craft world color scheme,
you've got the big spears, you've got the guns
with the shuriken blasters, and you've got so
much cool stuff aesthetically that's unique.
I think they deserve, and this is a whole range
as well, so I think they deserve to be quite
high up there. Dog. Oh, there we go. Dog is being,
she's been deeply unhappy with me after coming
back and, you know, from leaving her for two
weeks. Oh, there's a dog down there. Good, good.
Hey, Russ. Yeah, I've got to put the Eldar up
there a bit. Speaking of Eldar, here's some Eldar
Drakkari. These guys are more drippy than their
nicer cousins, I would say. Literally, in some
cases. Their armor is just cool. It's so cool.
Scary. I wouldn't wear all of it. No. I think
the problem I have with the Dark Eldar is they
have, it's all spikes and black, so it blends
into itself a lot more than the different, like,
Aspect Warriors, or what do you call it, like
the Wraith Guard. Although, you know, they do
kind of make up for it. They've got some monsters
and goobers, and they've got the Mandrakes there,
so that does make up for it. I think it's a good
warrior. Just above the Crawford, I think, really.
Any... I think I get... Just purely on a visual
language, they are just a little bit more than
whatever their craft world cousins are. Just
one. Just one little bit. I do have one, actually,
looking through the list really quick. One question.
Who's between where the Tau are now and the Lamenters?
That's the Raven Guard. Why... How come they
ain't in C tier? Because they have some cool
guys in them. I think it's because they're clean
more than anything. You know the white helmeted
jump pack guys? And then there's the chapter
master. They have a few of them that are pretty
dripped out. That's fair. I guess that's fair.
And beaky helmets. The beakies are cool and they
are the beaky guys. Alright, fair enough. Simple.
Are we saying that we'll put Drukhari above the
Crofwells? I think so. Just purely on a visual.
You know, if Hal is acquiescing to let the Eldar
be up there, I can make that sacrifice, I guess.
Okay. Although, actually, I have one. Hang on
a minute. Hang on a minute. Hang on. Is that
the Armageddon Steel Legion in C tier? Yeah.
I know. Why? I couldn't believe it. Andy. I'm
just saying, they just have jackets. Yeah, but,
like, the gas mask and jacket combo is so loved
for a reason. We've already got Krieg. Yeah,
but, like, the Steel Legion was here first. Krieg
used to be a recolor of the Steel Legion. But
the Kriegers have, like, a bit more variety of,
like, whereas the Steel Legion all look just
guys in jackets with masks. And I'm like, drip
-wise, that's just, I've got a coat, and so does
my mate. And everyone's got the same coat. Yeah,
but a lot of people just have a coat. Like, look
at Van Helsing. I know, but you're competing
with the Mordians with all those medals and the
dress blues, and you've got rogue traders and
death -masked Macavian janissaries and navigators.
It's like... The Lucifer blacks with the berets
looking shiny. We're talking about just visuals.
We're not talking about how cool the lore is.
We're just talking about our visuals. They look
so sick. I wanted it higher as well. I wouldn't
say it was drip. I'd say it's like, it's cool,
but it's like, if everyone's wearing it as well,
is it really drip? Is it really like, it's like,
at least with a Mordian who's wearing the same
uniform, he's got a variety of different medals
than his mates. Yeah. What do you say? Like,
man, that guy's dripped out in his dust coat.
Yeah. I've played new Vegas. I would say that.
Yeah. But new Vegas. uh ncr ranger looks cooler
than a steel legionary come on oh well yeah that's
absolutely true don't get me wrong the ncr ranger
uniform is one of the hardest and they got more
customization with like the the bits of the armor
and i'm the only reason i put it there is because
we've got to have a baseline the ecclesiarch
is here with the pope hat so like he's above
cadia that's the main thing all right um harley
quins they've got to be i mean that i would almost
say that's the most dripped out one could look
oh yeah They're so dripped out that painting
them is a physical challenge. Like, look at that
thing. Do you even have to say anything? That's
just crazy. Yeah. Enough said. Orcs. I don't
know if orcs are dripped out, per se. What do
you call me? I would almost say... I don't even
know if I'd even put them in... Because bad moons
are putting a bit of work into it. I wouldn't
say top of seed, because generally, just looking
at it, it's just a bunch of scrap. I'd say at
least B. The thing is, the scrap fit... The average
orc is basically just wearing a t -shirt and
pants. Alright, counter -argument. Freebooters.
true but i mean come on the pirate cap come on
commandos with the berets and the stealth gear
yeah got the death skulls with the with the the
kind of blue paint you got the the the snake
bites are probably the least drippy but then
the goths even have like their own aesthetic
what are the ones the jet pack that's just a
tom and jerry rocket on their back is that storm
boys yeah that's that's fun that's fun it's like
they're you know the The war boss covered in
scrap crap metal. It has its own kind of aura
that it's bringing to the table. I think that's
fine where they are, actually. That's a good...
And lastly, Necrons. Green. One blue guy, greens.
Are Necrons dripped out? Some of them are. Even
for the baseline, I'd say there's some level
of drip the Terminator look gives you, right?
There's a presence with that. Imhotek is dripped
out. I'd say Southern King. Imhotek. Yeah, Imhotek.
He's got Cyclops Eye going on. When I've described
cool Necron characters or Necron models, I've
never gone, that guy is dripped out. I don't
think I've even said it in those words. Lame
ones are doing a lot of accessorizing. Yeah,
they have drip. It's dripping off of them. Yeah,
blue more than drip. I'd put them, you know what,
I should put them next to the Mechanicus because
there's a certain amount of like, you know, there's
an iconic look to it. It's not going to be everyone's
favorite necessarily, like just a pure visual
standpoint, but it is cool. It is an A. I think
it's fine if it's an A. okay well that's the
whole list again colin are there any you disagree
with particularly fervently okay next to next
to nurgle in between the salamander them and
who's blue sons of horus i we thought like some
of their unique stuff is cool but it's also not
good enough to go in a all right all right And
they're relegated to 30k, so you'll never see
any modern ones anyway. Also that, yeah, there
is kind of a hard limit on when they're the Sons
of Horus. Yeah. Let's see. Is that the Grey Knights
next to the Sister of Battle? Sister of Battle?
Oh, that's a Arbitrator. No, to the left. Oh,
that's an Iron Warrior. I don't think they belong
that high up there. I don't think the hazard
stripes are that drippy. They look cool. I don't
think the hazard stripe is enough to get them
in A tier. Upper B tier, yeah, but I don't think
yellow and black stripes is enough to earn you.
You're a big hitter. I think the simplicity,
though, is where it's at with them. The visual
look of an Iron Warrior just screams like, yeah.
the raven guy it's but it yeah that note said
that the raven guard should be like up there
because they got they're pretty simple with it
it's still pretty striking but like that's not
i don't look at either of those two legions i
guess and look go like because like tau have
got more stuff going on in the iron warriors
even death guard have like more it's the simplicity
is good which is why i'm happy with like upper
half of b tier but i i've like I see like A tier
is stuff where I look at and I'd go like, damn,
that's pretty good. Yeah. I think we've done
a good job though, I think. No, I'm liking the
look of this list. I'm sorry I wasn't here for
most of it. That's all right. I have one question.
Okay. For Hal, how much did it kill you to see
the Leagues of Otan not at the bottom? i i was
i was actually really good this episode i didn't
even put the thousand suns nest here i put the
iron hands in b and my soul hurt from doing that
yeah yeah here's your here's a question for you
colin we were talking about this Do you reckon
the Leagues of Otan would be better if they were,
like, Firefly -esque, just keep the dustcoats,
lever action, power weapons, revolvers, sheriff
aesthetic with the runic things as, like, badges,
rather than its smaller space, shorter space
marines that are a bit girthier? Ooh, I like,
I kind of like what you're putting down with
that, yeah. That would kind of, like, tie into
the old, like, history as the squats, like, with
the American biker gang stuff, too. And you could
have the miners be more like prospectors. and
you'd have the americana yeah rather than it's
space wars again in it i i want to i want to
live in that timeline shit yeah yeah and they
have convoys across the galaxy that they protect
and that's how they do trade with convoys that'd
be pretty yeah so we got there i got to go to
the heart fire and go to the ai core so so many
ideas for the leagues of otan that i wish we
got I was holding back my venom. I cannot believe
that I had such a missed opportunity. I'm not
going to rant about it. We already did it earlier,
but... Some final thoughts. Can we move up to
S tier real quick? Yep. Is that... Alright, Black
Templar. Yeah, alright. I can't deny the Black
Templar. Who's next to the Black Templar right
now, though? On the left. Oh, Blood Angels. Oh,
wait. Who's at the... Is that Grey Knights next
to the Custodes? Yes. Just a rare normal Power
Armor rather than Terminator. Yeah, you know,
I guess I'm trying to remove myself from their
quite dated at this point models. Yeah, that's
fair. We were thinking of the Chaos Gate cinematics.
Yeah, that's fair. Who's next to them in that
case now? Who's next to the Grey Knight? Alpha
Legion. As a whole. We think scales are cool.
We're going to sound like that needs to be lower,
but we were more like, we just love the simple,
normal color scheme. Their paint scheme looks
so goddamn cool. Even I have to admit that it's
just so cool. And when the scales do come out,
yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't, it's, you know, yeah,
yeah, I got nothing. Are we putting the mustard
marines there just because it's funny? well we
were just like they don't really have the road
like they're just kind of generic space marines
unlike greco -roman for the the romans and mongolian
and like different they don't quite have their
own secret sauce oh that's not yellow that was
who i'm looking at the i forget the name of the
chapter the mcdonald's the right above the mouse
Oh, the Lamenters. No, next to the Lamenters,
the double color. Oh, Howling Griffins, yeah.
I just wanted a bisected four pattern. I was
going to say, yeah. You know what? Fair enough.
The Mustard, they've earned it. Ah, yeah. I see
what you mean, yeah. The Deadpool and Wolverine
Marines, there we go. Yeah. And that's that.
Nice. Why are you here, Colin? Do you want to
read the last donations we've got? Yeah, I can
do that. I'll earn it. Goober, thank you for
the 10 pounds. Goober404, pardon me. Is that
Sailor Moon holding a squig with a guardsman
helmet? Yes, it is. That's Boingob. Ah! Kill
me. Take away my license. I've lost it. But for
the dogs, treats, and pets, hell yeah. Well,
to give you an idea, Goober Russell is just kind
of lying by my feet looking very tired, so I'm
going to take him to bed in a minute. Poor fella.
This one's for you as well, Colin. Shark Bornmeyer.
Thank you for the 10 Canadian. For Colin, I was
incredibly happy when you veered into Magic the
Gathering lore in the Goblin video. Well, I'm
glad we could do that for you. Does it mean you
might be making more MTG lore videos or incorporating
more of it into your videos? Maybe for my own
channel and maybe for Dungeons No Work. On my
end, it depends on me getting way more into Magic
the Gathering lore and on... dungeons no work
that's you know that's also a gaming storyteller
dutch isn't quite heavily involved with like
a lot of the research and stuff as well as is
another fella so we're gonna we'll figure that
out but i'm not gonna say no spooky kabuki one
two two thank you as always for the five bucks
and as always thank you for saving me when i
flub some of the gotrek and felix lore in my
brain don't don't read 18 books in three months
it's not very good for remembering though spooky
kabuki's done it too i feel like although i think
i think he you've also you're also like the rules
guy whenever we beat the rules a massive help
may all of you miss trim when you paint this
week for disrespecting the 15th legion hey hey
i did we were we would gave them top of a they
they deserved it they definitely i say that's
fair Yeah, they have some cool stuff. But, you
know, we have to be ruthless. We have to be ruthless,
though. Like we said, though, thank you guys
for tuning in to this episode. Appreciate you
all very much. It should be back to regular.
So I know it's a tier list, but it's been a minute.
So if we'd like a question of the week, something
easy I can cook up real quick. Just because I
feel like it's been a little while since we've
done one. I know it's a tier list, but just for
next week so we have something. Yeah, sure. My
suggestion is just like a... What's the fictional
drip you like the most? You see that could be
a character, could be an army. In any IP or just
Warhammer? Between you guys, what do you think?
I was thinking any IP, but we could just do Warhammer.
I think any IP is fine. Like I said earlier,
come on now. NCR Ranger fit. Me and Andy agree.
Even more than like power armor, I'd say the
NCR Ranger outfit is sick. I love the power armor
from the pit. They're like kind of cannibalized
power armor with the bones and stuff. I'm like,
oh, I like that. That's pretty good. Something
has to be said for the Assassin's Creed. Oh,
yeah. Like the Assassin's outfit of Ezio. Black
Flag, Edward Kenway, Altair. Something has to
be said to that. That is pure visual drip. Clone
Commando armor just speaks to me on a spiritual
level. Scorcher, my beloved. What happened to
Sev? Sev deserved better. Well, he probably joined
the Rebel Alliance if one of the two games that
never got made is any indication. Maybe. Goff
a bit. It was Order 66 they were going to do.
I can live in my Cope world forever and pretend
that it also was not Scorch in the Bad Batch.
Yes. He didn't sound like Scorch. It's not Scorch.
It's okay. That being said, though, thank you
guys for listening, for watching. We should have
everyone, all the crew, back to normal next week.
Eli is back today, so we should all be reunited.
I'm home. Please. Let him rest. We'll see you
guys all very, very soon on the next episode.
Bye, everybody.