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hello ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another

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episode of law crimes there's just there's me

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hal and andy for the moment we will have colin

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later yes colin will be joining us shortly though

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but we wanted to get us started because it's

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a cool episode today i mean to fair andy before

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colin arrives we could do all the horrors heresy

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stuff front loading it then some xenos so he

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has to cut it's incentivizing him to get around

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here and then we've got all the space marine

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stuff to end us off uh but uh for all of those

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i i i said to my girlfriend today oh we're ranking

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drip and she looked at me like my head was a

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lava lamp hal can you explain what drip means

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because that's what we're rating it's something

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no warhammer fan possesses i see you guys in

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the cargo shorts and the big the big oversized

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T -shirts. We don't know what we're talking about.

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But the people who are in the Warhammer universe,

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some of these guys are wearing some swanky clothing.

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They're wearing some absolute god -tier outfits.

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Some of these guys are, I mean, drip is just

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a term of, you know, endearment to what these

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guys are. You know, it's just aura, basically.

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Aura in complete visuals only. And not all are

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as blessed as some of the other ones in these

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ones. But we're going to go for one of the factions

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and we're just going to decide, you know, in

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the very, what can we say, official ranking of

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Lord Crimes, who is the best drip? Who is dressed

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the best? Who's going to appear in Zoolander

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3? What's the term? steel blue what's it called

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the thing yeah it's still oh my god it's been

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so long since i've seen it i was like it's just

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called mogging now isn't it so oh yeah i kind

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of hate all the new terms for this kind of stuff

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very well uh let's start off with something very

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bare bones and basic cadians cadians or god cadians

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we got some different guard stuff going on here

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If it was Colin and Eli, they would have put

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it so much higher. But because we're here before

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Colin arrives, we can put that in seat here comfortably,

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can't we? Yeah. It's kind of drab. It's a bit

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dull. I think that's the thing. It's okay. It's

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still all right. But that is just a guy in uniform

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that is designed to be functional. It is not

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winning hearts and minds over. In fact. It's

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meant to be boring, because if you look too good,

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you'll probably get your head blown off. So...

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Nah, it's not it. It's not it. Love Acadians,

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but it's not it. Tempest of Scions edging it

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out with the berets, I've got to admit. Can I

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ask you a serious question? Mm -hmm. How the

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fuck did a beret survive into the year 40 ,000?

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How is that possible? It looks cool. I don't

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know. It's just a flappy thing. It's a hat that

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flaps, and you can put a badge on it, and it

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looks neat and tidy. Surely someone went... Keep

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your hair out of your face. The beret design

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did not change for... The beret lived longer

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than England at this point. That's crazy. It

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does look cool, though. Tempest is science. Their

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armour is quite interesting, but... I don't know.

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I think there's going to be a lot... The contenders

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coming up, surely. And they have a lot of color

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schemes. Unlike the Cadians, who are like, it's

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just green fatigues with a bit of brown. These

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guys are like, I got rouge and black. I got blue

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and turquoise. I got purple. And it's like, oh,

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look at you. You're customizing. You're accessorizing,

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guys. Ooh. Very fancy. Should we leave it in

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B for now? Because it's middle of the pack. It's

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cool. But I feel like we're going to have a lot

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stronger options coming up, surely. Krieg. Because

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this is quite an opulent Kriegsman, but most

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of the time it's just gas mask overcoat. So in

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the round, I'm thinking kind of like better than

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Cadians, but not quite to the best of Scion level.

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Brother in Christ. Brother in Christ. Man's making

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huffing and puffing noises in his gas mask as

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we speak. Yeesh. One Krieg, I sleep. Sixty Krieg.

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information i'm awake that you have to say the

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the mask does such heavy lifting they have drip

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that is surely a tier drip and it doesn't have

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to be fancy remember drip doesn't have to be

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like opulent and crazy it's about nasal yeah

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that is a that is a silhouette that thing that

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mark the iconic gas mask There's no way that

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can't be Aesir, surely. Alright. The Mordian

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Ironguard, they're quite drippy. They go out

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of their way to look drippy. Why are they drippy

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again? I don't know if I know. We're so disciplined.

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We're like, you'll get court -martialed if you

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haven't shined your boots. And even in the fires

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of hell, we're going to make sure that our dress

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blues look really clean and tidy with all our

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medals and regalia. They're just like... so disciplined

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that it reflects in how they dress themselves

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so that they can have a parade at any time during

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the thickest of fighting. And they're blue. This

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is the issue, though, because I don't know if

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I... I think it is drip, but I don't like it

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that much. I don't know what they're called.

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What are those things called? They have the little

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shoulder pads. The shoulder pads that go like...

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Someone in the comments, please. Someone in the

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comments, let us know if you actually know the

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name of that. That'd be crazy. Yeah, I think

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so. And lots of medals. Don't forget all the

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medals. Every medal they own is on them at all

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times. I know, but isn't that like, maybe I'm

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too much of like, I'm just not into it. Does

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it deserve A, though? Thank you, Don't Call Me

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Mummy. That's great. Oh, and there we go. Smash

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and grab. Yeah, the epaulets. Thank you. That's

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what the things are called on the shoulders.

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Epaulets. That is cool. Oh, that is cool. So

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he's being below Kriegsman regardless? Yeah.

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Maybe top of B at most, but I can't. I can't.

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Honestly, I think edging out the Kriegsman, Vostroyans.

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They got the big hat. They got a mask. They do

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look cool. Red and gold, kind of brassy gold.

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They're like Cossacks, aren't they? They're kind

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of Cossack. Ah, this is the trouble. I think

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most people are going to say that the Krieg is

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more iconic, though. More iconic, but these boys

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dress good. Look at the big hat, Hal. Look at

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the big hat. I know. I'm looking at the two images.

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And I'm torn. The distinct eyes. They're in like

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a lot of classic Warhammer art. I think they

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predate Kriegsman, but I'm not sure. I feel like

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they were there since the outset. And they've

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kind of been relegated recently, which is a bit

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annoying. I think we put Krieg just a bit higher

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because it's about drip. The guys do have drip,

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but Krieg drip is universally. It's just a little

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bit more. I will warn you, Hal, when Colin gets

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in here, we might be rearranging some of these

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through democratic means, if he agrees with me

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on anything. But I'll accede to your demands

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so far. A few more guardsmen. Maccabian Janissaries,

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just because I think they're quite unique with

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the whole death masks. They're quite fun. They

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have drip. the rest of the outfit needs help

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but the mask is there we go the shame thing is

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like the mask is really cool i do like that silver

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like that ottoman style mask i can't believe

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how i was just like love your hair but been that

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that that that that oh america's next top model

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do you think top of b is it better than the mordians

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well the thing is i feel like their aesthetic

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is more like interesting but the mordians are

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putting in more work for their appearance like

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after you shine your face plate you're kind of

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done if you're a janissary but the mordians are

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like cap boots make sure that you're like all

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your medals are polished make sure that your

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dress blues are clean like your belts like properly

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like proportioned and and yeah like they they

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are fastidious with their appearance whereas

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they're just like i'm just marching in i look

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like saint drusus like okay Fair enough. I think

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they're in a good spot. I think the mask does

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a lot of heavy lifting. Jungle Fighters. It's

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a vest. This is difficult because the guys have

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drip like the dudes, but the outfit on a skinny

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dude just looks terrible. Just like me. That

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tank top is not doing any work for you, Andy.

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Their drip is their pectoral muscles or something.

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Their glutes. Shit, like barely contained within

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their vest. It's a bit baggy. It's more than

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a Cadian. I'd say that. Shalaxy saying, did Eli

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fall in a pothole and go missing? No, he's coming

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back from Japan today. He's literally back in

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Canada today, but he's going from airport to

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airport currently. So that's why he's not here.

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But I think they have a better aesthetic than

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Cadians. Because I like the red bandanas. I like

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the... But then they're like... Even Tempest

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of Scions with the beret, I think, outclasses

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the drip. Because it's like... The bandana is

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doing the heavy lifting there. Yeah. It does

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look cool. Hot take. Steel Legion D tier. It's

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just... D? It's just a coat and a mask. It's

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World War II, World War I. I know, but I really

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like... I like it. I think they... Like the outfit,

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like with the gas mask and everything, it's not...

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It's not as iconic as Krieg. With the musk coat.

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That is cool, though. Come on. Is it? Is it?

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Guys in the chat, please, please back me up.

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That's the chat's reaction. Burn Andy alive,

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yeah. It's just a bit dull. Even their whole

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thing is like, oh, the officers kind of just

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wear the same thing. The jacket's like, yeah,

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it's a nice utility, but it's just a jacket with

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a mask. I know, but like... Just because simple

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is still good sometimes. I think low, like, bottom

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of B currently, because everything above it is

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better, and everything below it is not as, like,

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cool. I think the Kassians are more drippy than

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the Steel Legion. Because at least they have

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like, oh, my bandana can billow in the wind and

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look at my nipples. Whereas these guys are like,

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I just have a jacket. What's your thing? Nipples

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are part of the outfit. That's not a thing. There's

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no way nipples are part of the outfit. Yeah.

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Okay. We're sending mail. We're sending letters

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to your residence. This is gaunt, but this is

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just commissars in general. I think they're right.

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I think they're like up there. They've got the

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cap. The cap alone does so much heavy lifting,

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and then they've got the jackets. They've got

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all the epaulettes. They've got all the bits

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of red. Sometimes they have the cool breastplate

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that goes over the top of their jackets, which

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I think looks cool. Jarek is doing his own thing

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with the claw and the kind of tailcoat bits.

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I think any reason that the Commissars shouldn't

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be in Estia? It is pretty drippy. I have to say,

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like, in terms of that is, you see on Gaunt there,

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like, the amount of actual drip he has dripping

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over his, like, you know, like, bits of rope

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literally, like, falling across his... It is

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pretty iconic as well. Yeah, I can see that.

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I can see that in those two. That's not a drip,

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that's a trickle. I think other ones might be

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stronger, but... I can deal with that. rogue

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trade is also coming in pretty strong everything

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from the big feathered caps so they're like uh

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what they're the rough sleeves everything this

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might get me in trouble here but this is like

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the opposite end of they almost look you know

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once there's like something is cool and they

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put too many cool things on their outfit to the

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point where no longer like it's caricature how

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are you telling me you think that rogue traders

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are quote gaudy is that what you're telling me

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yes they a lot of like you see most like rogue

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trader art they wear stuff to the point of like

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it's ridiculous and it's no longer drippy anymore

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i don't think road traders are cool but like

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some of them are pretty it's too much you know

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what i mean like that's the thing it doesn't

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come together as an outfit it's not drip it just

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looks like they dropped themselves into like

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a closet They fell through a closet. Avalar,

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chuck him into the nearest mincemeat. He's not

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a rogue trader, though. He's part of the entourage,

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isn't he? Exactly. Russell has agreed with you.

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So we're going to demote him down to A? No. I

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honestly think it's top of B. Because I don't

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think I've looked at the rogue traders' outfits,

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their drip, and thought they looked cool. Yes,

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Russell, you go get him, Russell. Andy's off.

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Okay, for now, we'll see what Colin says. Imperial

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knights. The actual knight? I think the pilots.

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They have the armour suits. They have the helmets,

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usually. They're kind of futuristic aristocrats.

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I think they've got a cool aesthetic. I'm not

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overly familiar with what they usually look like,

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though. That's quite interesting. It's kind of

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just this. It's like a visored, grilled helmet.

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Bit of filigree. Usually they have their heraldic

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colours, so they might have purple pauldrons

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with black stripes, or they might have a shield,

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kind of like Space Marines. They can be pretty

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dripped out, but it's a bit more subtle, I guess.

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God, I wouldn't have known that. That's quite

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cool, actually. I wouldn't have thought so. Based

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on that image alone, that deserves to be an A,

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at least. I just have a hard time. saying it's

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iconic as yeah maybe that's a good position like

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between krieg and vastroyans because it's it

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has like a similar place but again i can't underestimate

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how drippy like krieg the whole outfit because

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it's the simplicity of the krieg outfit it's

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still i'd say it looks cooler than even the like

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the night pilot armor i say so um arbitrators

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judge dread And they go everywhere from the normal

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helmets to having a massive eagle on their head.

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Imagine getting through a door with that on.

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That'd be fun. What do you think? I like how

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they have a very recognizable silhouette with

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the one pauldron that's bigger than the other.

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I like... there's a little bit of gold and the

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more high ranking you get the more gold you get

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but also they're recognizably like with the black

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silhouettes bits of white and gold i think they

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they they have an understated look and the dog

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completes the look with the like metal jaw bones

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and everything just like seize him hans go get

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him get the criminal scum and the red shotguns

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and pistols revolver pistols i think they're

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pretty cool very understated drip but nonetheless

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pretty good. I think maybe just under Krieg.

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There. Yeah, I could agree with that. I think

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it's good. I was going to put like the ecclesiarchy

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in general, like priests. Because here's the

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thing, right? There are the ones like Clovis

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the Redeemer who has like a brazier on his helmet.

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So it's on his back and shoulders. And it's like,

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it can be anywhere from, I just have some simple

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robes too. I have braziers on my shoulders with

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a massive staff and like a huge Pope hat, like

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something out of Dark Souls. I'm like, I think

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they're pretty, like pretty recognizable in the

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setting. I think they have like, depending on

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how corrupt they are, they have more ostentatious

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robes and such. I think that, especially that

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you put them in front of a stained glass window.

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drip this is the issue where i get to it's like

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the similar thing of um road traders it's gaudy

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and it's no longer drip anymore it's more of

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a you're trying to beckon beckon the dog to judge

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maybe russell makes the final if he barks twice

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i i honestly don't think much of it like when

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i see the ministerian priest i don't think that's

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cool i'd like to wear that outfit that's what

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i'm ultimately thinking in my head about like

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if any of these is it cool enough that i would

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want to look like that and i don't think i've

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ever gone you know what me pope hat two burning

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braziers on my shoulders i've never thought that

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it would be quite warm so you're not not sold

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on it seated i think it's i'd honestly i'd even

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put it underneath steel legion because it's gaudy

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it's not like cool cool you know what i mean

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it's more shock it's more of a shock value okay

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um what about sisters of battle because they

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have everything from like they all they all have

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different like there's the order of these sacred

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rose you have the blue and white you have the

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uh our marted lady black and uh white you have

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the um the red ones. I can't remember the name

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off the top of my head, but like there's so many

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different color schemes. Some of them have like

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pulpits that they, they like, like carried through

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and everything from like the higher ranking sister

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superiors have the kind of the tabards and the,

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the robes sometimes with the fleur de lis all

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over their armor. They look pretty, I think they're

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pretty up there and they're very iconic as the

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nuns with guns faction. Some of them are pretty

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dripped out. and the helmets excuse me the I'm

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trying to think of like because they have so

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many like cool models as well like they have

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like the crazy ones in like the you know Eagle

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Plinth and then Triumph of St. Catherine and

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other kind of like really especially their model

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side I think it's again it's an iconic silhouette

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I should not run digital light. I definitely

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looked at the sister battle and gone, I want

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to wear that outfit. That's not the way I'm not

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even a repenture. You went, I could pull that

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off. It'd be pulled off of me from the actually

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heresy. That is, I would say on a personal preference,

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I think it's, I like our, our VTs more, but I

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say for the actual, like, community ranking maybe

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just underneath krieg okay okay i don't know

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if it quite goes into s tier because a lot of

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it is quite like in a way like it's also quite

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simple and it doesn't like reach the like s tier

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echelons of like drip it is like that it's cool

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it's very very cool it's just not like hitting

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that like you know perfection thing for me i'd

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argue they're more drippy than krieg because

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the creek is very understated and simple and

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these gals can be understated and simple if it's

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just like typical order of our martyred lady

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black and white armor a little bit of robage

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not much but then there's everything else as

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well including like the bloody rose and drip

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drip is like more than it's not about it's about

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what the statement of what you're wearing is

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like that's the whole it's is the creek one is

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so dripped out is it's simple But it gives off

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so much aura. That's what I mean. Like, you know,

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there's no way. If someone said to you, like,

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what one is more imposing, I would say, like,

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next to that, I'd say Kree. Are we just going

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to, like, sideline the white bowl cut haircut?

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That's iconic. That's drip. Mowgli from Always

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Sunny. Brother in Christ, the Lord Farquaad is

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working against them. It is not a bonus. Listen,

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Nuns with Guns is cool. Nuns with Guns with Lord

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Farquaad bowl cups is ruining my immersion because

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it's so ridiculous. It is inaccurate. It is accurate.

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I just don't like the bowl cup. Okay. Shout out

00:22:06.619 --> 00:22:07.940
to the guys who are listening who have a bowl

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cup right now. Sisters of Silence have drip.

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They do. Their outfits are... Their outfits are

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crazy. They are really cool. It's weird. It has

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a mix of... You obviously know it's a woman,

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but it's also incredibly imposing and deadly.

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In contrast to what should be its nature. It's

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designed to be threat. The face mask is just

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yeesh. also knowing what they do as well like

00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:48.859
helps like knowing that they're terrifying uh

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i would say that's st it's like when you see

00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:56.579
that that quiet um alt girl at college who you

00:22:56.579 --> 00:22:59.119
know is asexual and she's six foot tall but you

00:22:59.119 --> 00:23:00.559
think is really cool and you want to hang out

00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:03.160
with anyway just like yeah she's cool this has

00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:08.140
not happened to me and yeah the the claymore

00:23:09.829 --> 00:23:13.349
as well you know when proceeds to explain scenario

00:23:13.349 --> 00:23:15.670
that's never happened to me in my entire life

00:23:15.670 --> 00:23:18.730
and never will and you know they've got like

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obviously the gilded armor which can sometimes

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be gold sometimes it's silver there's like all

00:23:23.569 --> 00:23:25.750
the other little tiny details like sometimes

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they have like the little gemstones and also

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the sometimes they have the full helmets but

00:23:30.730 --> 00:23:33.210
usually it's just the the mouth guard kind of

00:23:33.210 --> 00:23:34.990
helmet that looks really cool as well with the

00:23:34.990 --> 00:23:37.069
top knot to just finish the appeal sometimes

00:23:37.069 --> 00:23:38.970
with the tattoo on the forehead it's just yeah

00:23:39.339 --> 00:23:42.779
i think it's i think it's just very well put

00:23:42.779 --> 00:23:45.640
together very well designed intimidating but

00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:51.140
distant stoic but also like a bit cold it's yeah

00:23:51.140 --> 00:23:56.779
i think i think it's up there um navigators i

00:23:56.779 --> 00:23:58.779
don't know if that's like that that's a weird

00:23:58.779 --> 00:24:02.190
contrast again where if people learn about warhammer

00:24:02.190 --> 00:24:04.069
lore you'll learn that the navigators are like

00:24:04.069 --> 00:24:06.789
royalty they have like royal houses and kind

00:24:06.789 --> 00:24:10.789
of like you're basically noble houses they're

00:24:10.789 --> 00:24:13.250
also kind of disgusting like and they look weird

00:24:13.250 --> 00:24:17.329
they're a bit like their proportions are a bit

00:24:17.329 --> 00:24:19.569
off like they have like pale skin a lot of the

00:24:19.569 --> 00:24:22.609
time and you know like obviously the third eye

00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:25.569
doesn't help it's so it's weird because they

00:24:25.569 --> 00:24:27.910
have like they're kind of like weird like they're

00:24:27.910 --> 00:24:31.319
always just like ceremonially aren't they hmm

00:24:31.319 --> 00:24:34.880
i don't know if i ever again their outfits are

00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:37.880
cool -ish to like in the universe but as in like

00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:40.400
it's not something i'd ever thought you know

00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:42.359
looks cool to like wear or like you know when

00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:46.000
we arm it up in it's not bad though i still i

00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:50.779
would say is it it's better than a rogue trader

00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:52.599
i don't know if it's a i wouldn't say i would

00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:54.779
get not navigator in a tier surely i think i

00:24:54.779 --> 00:24:57.700
say top of It's better than the Rogue Traders,

00:24:57.819 --> 00:25:00.779
surely. So I'll put it at the top of B. Top of

00:25:00.779 --> 00:25:02.779
B. Yeah, I do like sometimes when they have the

00:25:02.779 --> 00:25:04.980
kind of, they usually have the high collars.

00:25:05.980 --> 00:25:08.019
They usually have the kind of tassel -y robes.

00:25:08.019 --> 00:25:10.500
And you go, also the people who simp for, what's

00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:14.400
their name? Oh, the one from Rogue Trader. Yeah,

00:25:14.500 --> 00:25:19.200
with the long fingernails. And they look great

00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:21.299
until they start to mutate a bit too much and

00:25:21.299 --> 00:25:24.930
then they become like monsters. get locked away

00:25:24.930 --> 00:25:27.150
in there. Did someone say next to Ecclesiarchy?

00:25:27.869 --> 00:25:30.869
Ooh, someone did. Damn, that's rough. That's

00:25:30.869 --> 00:25:33.750
cruel. Before we... Yeah, I was going to say

00:25:33.750 --> 00:25:36.170
before we get any further. I wouldn't say Wade

00:25:36.170 --> 00:25:40.190
like that. Let's start us off. We got a free

00:25:40.190 --> 00:25:43.009
message today from Tybross as part of his membership.

00:25:44.210 --> 00:25:47.990
Perk saying, in the audio, Fabius Books, Drukaria

00:25:47.990 --> 00:25:51.369
voice like evil ass Hondo Onaka. And I love them

00:25:51.369 --> 00:25:53.710
now. Just needed to share that mental image.

00:25:53.829 --> 00:25:57.269
Who is Hondo Onaka? Not familiar, but it sounds

00:25:57.269 --> 00:26:01.549
Japanese. Oh, it's the guy from Star Wars who's

00:26:01.549 --> 00:26:04.069
like a mercenary. And he's got the, he kind of

00:26:04.069 --> 00:26:07.049
looks like, what is it? Rogue One? Like a turtle,

00:26:07.210 --> 00:26:10.789
but he's got glasses. Oh, yes, I know. From the

00:26:10.789 --> 00:26:13.970
animated show. From the Clone Wars. Ah, yes.

00:26:14.529 --> 00:26:23.869
Yeah. Good reference there. Tomonom27 for two

00:26:23.869 --> 00:26:28.190
bucks. The correct answer is Ablard. Sorry that

00:26:28.190 --> 00:26:30.309
I've fumbled that. I've fumbled the bag so hard

00:26:30.309 --> 00:26:33.920
on that one. Jesus. Yeah. Whoopsie -daisy. uh

00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:36.819
stream late due to how gooning catastrophically

00:26:36.819 --> 00:26:44.039
yes that is true i do like that word uh hyperbolic

00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:48.960
back hole what is that name every time i hear

00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:50.599
that one it makes me laugh thank you brother

00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:54.099
for five bucks stream stream stream late due

00:26:54.099 --> 00:26:56.859
to colin not watching the halo 3 instagram reels

00:26:56.859 --> 00:26:59.940
i sent him that's crazy well he should be watching

00:26:59.940 --> 00:27:02.799
that Think he's finishing up now as well. Yeah,

00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:05.920
he won't be long Another hand touches the beacons

00:27:05.920 --> 00:27:09.019
for two if you could name a gamer sucks. What

00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:13.680
did you name it? If we got like a flavor goon

00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:23.970
cave Goon cave I don't know what to flavor that.

00:27:24.170 --> 00:27:28.190
We should flavor it like coconut. A bit like

00:27:28.190 --> 00:27:32.450
separate coconut. Call it Hal's navel. There

00:27:32.450 --> 00:27:38.089
you go. Have a lick of his navel. Lovely. Boy,

00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:42.250
shout out to the Skyrim reference there. Another

00:27:42.250 --> 00:27:47.339
hand touches the beacon. God, I'm worse. Is it

00:27:47.339 --> 00:27:49.740
Meridia? Meridia's beacon. Meridia can suck it.

00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:51.460
Oh, yeah, yeah. They get stuck in your inventory

00:27:51.460 --> 00:27:53.920
forever if you don't do the quest properly. Yeah.

00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:57.579
Wookiee Gunner? That's a new one I haven't heard

00:27:57.579 --> 00:28:01.859
before. That's crazy. Five bucks. Oh, Berets,

00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:04.240
because in the grim darkness of the far future,

00:28:04.420 --> 00:28:08.420
there is only French fashion. How do the French

00:28:08.420 --> 00:28:12.940
survive? No! When was the last time you heard

00:28:12.940 --> 00:28:16.980
a French accent in Warhammer audiobooks? Bonjour,

00:28:16.980 --> 00:28:20.880
it is me, the Space Marine. I don't know. I guess

00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:24.940
only in the... That's a good point. When they're

00:28:24.940 --> 00:28:27.880
doing the French audiobooks, do they put on a

00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:32.920
British accent? But really in French. Je m 'appelle.

00:28:33.579 --> 00:28:37.640
Je m 'appelle. Oh, fish and chips. Yeah, yeah.

00:28:40.659 --> 00:28:43.000
Joe Pippin for five. Thank you very much. Hal

00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:45.140
told me he was going to a men's only Steel Legion

00:28:45.140 --> 00:28:47.480
party. He said wasn't looking at armies though

00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:53.740
for some reason. This is correct. I wasn't going

00:28:53.740 --> 00:28:56.759
there. I was actually meeting Joe Pippin there.

00:28:56.940 --> 00:29:01.440
He was already there. With his cock out. Oh no.

00:29:03.299 --> 00:29:04.940
He's getting his cock out. What are you doing?

00:29:05.220 --> 00:29:07.519
I'd be talking to the Animal Regulation Society

00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:09.799
about that. You've got to make sure you... Animal

00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:12.740
Regulation? Yeah, for getting his cockerel out.

00:29:13.099 --> 00:29:16.339
Wow, are you taking it as a beast? Yeah. It's,

00:29:16.359 --> 00:29:19.799
you know, like a... Hey, Spooky Boogie. Good

00:29:19.799 --> 00:29:22.660
to see you, man. Five bucks. Don't spoil it.

00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.200
This is not a threat. But if T -Suns aren't S

00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:27.660
-tier, I'm out. You guys are helping me finish

00:29:27.660 --> 00:29:30.980
4K points of Sisters Commission. Bro, you must

00:29:30.980 --> 00:29:32.940
be painting a lot. I've seen a lot of those pictures,

00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:37.309
man. That's crazy. I played my first game of

00:29:37.309 --> 00:29:40.750
11th, by the way. First proper game of 11th with

00:29:40.750 --> 00:29:47.250
Thousand Suns. It was against Orcs. Orcs. Taken

00:29:47.250 --> 00:29:49.849
hold, so you have to hold objectives against

00:29:49.849 --> 00:29:54.910
Orcs. The other day... Hal played 11th edition

00:29:54.910 --> 00:29:57.410
with me and Colin at Warhammer World and I had

00:29:57.410 --> 00:30:00.410
a few siders and I kept wandering off midway

00:30:00.410 --> 00:30:02.089
through the game. I was like, show me how to

00:30:02.089 --> 00:30:05.119
play the game and then I'd be like... I think

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:07.000
Andy said every time he couldn't do something

00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:09.400
or wasn't winning, he said someone else was cheating.

00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:13.420
Yeah, I said, stop cheating. I just threw 100

00:30:13.420 --> 00:30:16.619
million dice and they were like 6, 5, 5, 5, 6,

00:30:16.759 --> 00:30:19.579
4, 2. And you were like, I blocked all of them.

00:30:19.660 --> 00:30:22.019
And I'm like, how did you block a 6? That's the

00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:25.460
best one you can get. You're cheating. You did

00:30:25.460 --> 00:30:28.880
seven times, I remember. You can still save.

00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:35.809
You can save. Do you want this one? I didn't

00:30:35.809 --> 00:30:40.049
even know how to say that. That's a crazy good

00:30:40.049 --> 00:30:43.950
name. Five pounds. British pounds. I always thought

00:30:43.950 --> 00:30:47.269
Peter... I can't remember how to say his name.

00:30:48.190 --> 00:30:51.670
Serafinowicz looks like Rob with the Honours

00:30:51.670 --> 00:30:55.470
War game. Does he? I don't know if they look

00:30:55.470 --> 00:30:59.069
that similar. I'm not seeing that. I've never

00:30:59.069 --> 00:31:04.019
seen Rob clean -shaven, so... i don't know i

00:31:04.019 --> 00:31:06.099
just like that he was in um he's he's in the

00:31:06.099 --> 00:31:08.039
new um did you know here's here's a thing did

00:31:08.039 --> 00:31:11.559
you know there's a um a rogue trooper game movie

00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.160
coming out you know rogue true rogue trooper

00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:16.940
with the blue guy from 2000 ad judge dread comics

00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:21.740
A bunch of UK people are in it, like Sarah Fenwick.

00:31:21.900 --> 00:31:24.519
Because me and my girlfriend were watching Garth

00:31:24.519 --> 00:31:26.400
Marenghi's Darkplace, and we went down a rabbit

00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:28.559
hole, and then we realized, oh, several people

00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:31.019
in this are going to be in the new Rogue Trooper

00:31:31.019 --> 00:31:33.220
movie. There's a Rogue Trooper movie, and it's

00:31:33.220 --> 00:31:35.119
already finished, and it's coming out soon. I'm

00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.960
like, what the heck is going on? Rogue Trooper?

00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:41.279
He's a cool actor, though. I like him. Yeah,

00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:46.059
he's good. Original Darth Maul. Yeah, he's good.

00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:49.099
He's in a bunch of... His comedy show is great

00:31:49.099 --> 00:31:52.660
as well. I love you, toilet gun. Bang, bang,

00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.640
bang. Goodbye, Dad. What's his character? Butters?

00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.940
Hello, it's me, Brian Butterworth. That is it.

00:32:01.140 --> 00:32:03.779
Here's Lorraine. Mystery meat. Pork cylinders.

00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:10.660
His diet. His diet plan. Okay. We're back into

00:32:10.660 --> 00:32:12.640
it. We've still got a few Imperial characters

00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:15.240
to go. And then if Colin doesn't get back before

00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.299
the Xenos, I might skip ahead a little bit to

00:32:17.299 --> 00:32:21.160
some Space Marines to spare him. Do the Horus

00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:28.039
Heresy ones. Assassin Aurum. Body suits. Skin

00:32:28.039 --> 00:32:34.019
tight. No crevice. Undisplayed. All crevices

00:32:34.019 --> 00:32:38.519
all the time. No crevice? Smooth bump. Smooth

00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:40.799
bumping. You can see the vein on an assassin

00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:43.980
orm's bum cheek from a mile away because it's

00:32:43.980 --> 00:32:48.980
that tight. And a bunion. The Eversaur with the

00:32:48.980 --> 00:32:54.000
skull mask is really, really cool. The rest of

00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:59.519
them, it's all right, I'd say. Because they're

00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:03.160
held back by the whole rest of the gaggle, I

00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:08.180
would almost say top of A. because I ever saw

00:33:08.180 --> 00:33:10.819
it as doing some heavy lifting with that skull

00:33:10.819 --> 00:33:13.140
mask. It's so damn cool. I mean, even in the

00:33:13.140 --> 00:33:16.180
artwork we're seeing there, it's pretty cool.

00:33:16.299 --> 00:33:19.519
We did a LodgeCast episode on assassins, didn't

00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.619
we? That's our most recent one, actually. So

00:33:22.619 --> 00:33:25.960
if you want to go check out that one. The only

00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:27.980
thing is, Hal, you're not going to mention the

00:33:27.980 --> 00:33:34.559
Kalidas at all? The Kalidas? No. You're not going

00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:36.319
to mention the Kalidus at all? I don't think

00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:38.339
it looks a bit like... The Kalidus one looks

00:33:38.339 --> 00:33:41.700
a bit like a bit of a bug, though, with the massive

00:33:41.700 --> 00:33:44.240
goggle glasses. I don't know if that's... No,

00:33:44.299 --> 00:33:46.759
that's the Kalexis. I'm talking about... You

00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:50.680
know the one. The shape -shifter ones. Oh, well,

00:33:50.740 --> 00:33:52.440
you can't really... That's not their own trip,

00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:57.220
then. Well, no more than the Katachan jungle

00:33:57.220 --> 00:33:59.720
fighters with their pectoral muscles. I mean...

00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:04.329
No comment, Hal? I don't know. No, I wouldn't

00:34:04.329 --> 00:34:10.889
say so. No, I'd say, yeah, top of A. Top of A.

00:34:12.489 --> 00:34:19.570
Okay. Squeaky boy. I'm seeing him. The boy is

00:34:19.570 --> 00:34:22.190
kind of moping on the floor. If people are only

00:34:22.190 --> 00:34:23.969
audio listeners, we're trying to encourage the

00:34:23.969 --> 00:34:27.630
dog to stand on a platform on the front here

00:34:27.630 --> 00:34:29.730
because it's vitally important to our mental

00:34:29.730 --> 00:34:36.369
health. He looks a bit bored, so I could always

00:34:36.369 --> 00:34:40.050
just give him a pet on the head and he won't

00:34:40.050 --> 00:34:42.429
be as bored. Instead, he's just giving me these

00:34:42.429 --> 00:34:49.150
big side eyes. Mechanicus. Bug. Beetleman. I

00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:53.150
wouldn't have put them quite low before. For

00:34:53.150 --> 00:34:57.130
the longest time, I've not really been too impressed

00:34:57.130 --> 00:35:00.469
with how they've looked until I saw that. I saw

00:35:00.469 --> 00:35:04.360
the... the dark tide skitari like intro animation

00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:07.420
for them and generally i thought they actually

00:35:07.420 --> 00:35:09.860
looked quite cool i mean terrifying underneath

00:35:09.860 --> 00:35:13.280
the the red robes but i thought it looked pretty

00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:20.679
damn cool the more like un inhuman they become

00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:23.900
do they become more drippy is that a correlation

00:35:23.900 --> 00:35:27.960
it's i think it's more of like them as a group

00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:32.070
together like you know skitari in rows with the

00:35:32.070 --> 00:35:38.650
red hood and then the glaring blue eye lenses

00:35:38.650 --> 00:35:42.190
looks quite tricky. Is it riser is orange and

00:35:42.190 --> 00:35:45.489
Metallica is white. So you do get variations

00:35:45.489 --> 00:35:51.670
in color palette as well for their robes. I'm

00:35:51.670 --> 00:35:54.510
going to say yes. Evans servitors are included

00:35:54.510 --> 00:35:57.960
in this equation as ask Atari. Is a servitor

00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:00.199
trippy though? I don't think that's a thing.

00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:01.960
Depends what he's for. I love the ones in Rogue

00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:04.559
Trader who are just like a band. And they have

00:36:04.559 --> 00:36:08.900
this off -key. And they're all just there with

00:36:08.900 --> 00:36:11.260
like trumpets and stuff fitted to their bodies.

00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:13.139
And I was like, oh, this is morbid. I love it.

00:36:13.420 --> 00:36:16.440
And they look the part. I think just above the

00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:25.300
Vestroians. Okay. Okay. Inquisitors. this is

00:36:25.300 --> 00:36:27.460
this could be a really mixed bag but because

00:36:27.460 --> 00:36:29.800
some of them look really like plain and boring

00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:34.599
and then other ones look incredibly weird and

00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:37.960
like i look like i think eisenhorn's got like

00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:41.000
quite a cool drip but then other ones just look

00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:42.719
really like there's just a man in a trench coat

00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:47.380
and i promise you anyone listening you do not

00:36:47.380 --> 00:36:51.570
look cool in a trench coat You just do not look

00:36:51.570 --> 00:36:55.369
cool. My name is Harry Dresden. Open up! Open

00:36:55.369 --> 00:37:00.010
up! With the bell. Me wearing a trench coat to

00:37:00.010 --> 00:37:05.730
school? The thing is, there's so much variety.

00:37:06.130 --> 00:37:09.349
I've just done a video on Inquisitor Chevak,

00:37:09.449 --> 00:37:12.199
who's... deals and a harlequin's coat that's

00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:14.760
pretty drippy then you have people like um kara

00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:18.199
marzoff who's like on a big throne oh he executes

00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:20.639
people on then there's eisenhorn with his kind

00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:23.539
of the the green pauldrons and like the trench

00:37:23.539 --> 00:37:26.139
coat then you've got gray fax with the witch's

00:37:26.139 --> 00:37:28.199
hat and a drastier i think it is who has the

00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:30.760
witch's witch hunter hat and the the eyeglasses

00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:33.920
and some of them wear gold armor some of them

00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:37.579
wear like black trench coats and like skin uh

00:37:38.500 --> 00:37:41.300
suits. There's such a big variety of Inquisitors.

00:37:41.380 --> 00:37:44.659
I think they're quite high just because the aggregate

00:37:44.659 --> 00:37:48.199
is so... There's so many of them who have cool

00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:53.039
stuff. I think they should go just below Krieg

00:37:53.039 --> 00:37:55.780
and above Sisters because there's a few that

00:37:55.780 --> 00:37:59.219
could be wearing some quite boring shit. But

00:37:59.219 --> 00:38:02.099
I want to put it above Krieg. Oh, sorry. You

00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:05.969
want to put it between? Where do you think? Also,

00:38:06.070 --> 00:38:10.289
why did we put the assassins above Krieg? Just

00:38:10.289 --> 00:38:11.889
because of the skull mask? Just because of the

00:38:11.889 --> 00:38:15.630
skull mask. Okay. Well, by that token, I feel

00:38:15.630 --> 00:38:18.369
like we've got to put... Because Inquisitors

00:38:18.369 --> 00:38:22.550
is just like... It's kind of the setting, isn't

00:38:22.550 --> 00:38:26.929
it? It's the setting. Yeah, and it's that combination

00:38:26.929 --> 00:38:30.889
of here's some futuristic sci -fi cool stuff

00:38:30.889 --> 00:38:35.590
to oldie... like knights of like fantasy combined

00:38:35.590 --> 00:38:38.530
together so everything from like druidic cows

00:38:38.530 --> 00:38:42.730
to power armor to like again these like assassin

00:38:42.730 --> 00:38:45.110
-esque skin suits to the big trench coats to

00:38:45.110 --> 00:38:48.730
formal robes and attire to more rogue trade and

00:38:48.730 --> 00:38:51.329
again like some people are arbitrators who become

00:38:51.329 --> 00:38:54.050
inquisitors some of them are tempest of science

00:38:54.050 --> 00:38:55.570
some of them are commissars some of them are

00:38:55.570 --> 00:38:58.710
like rogue traders turned inquisitors there's

00:38:58.710 --> 00:39:01.210
all sorts of stuff and and therefore there's

00:39:01.210 --> 00:39:04.269
such a a dearth of cool stuff you can implement

00:39:04.269 --> 00:39:06.670
into an inquisitor's design i think they've got

00:39:06.670 --> 00:39:09.469
to be right up there um yeah i'm happy where

00:39:09.469 --> 00:39:12.429
they are um i'm also just going to do custodians

00:39:12.429 --> 00:39:15.389
now because like of this entire thing custodians

00:39:15.389 --> 00:39:19.190
are the most like i want to say like basic drip

00:39:19.190 --> 00:39:23.849
because just we wear gold it's impressive but

00:39:23.849 --> 00:39:26.670
it is just i wear gold but it is the example

00:39:26.670 --> 00:39:30.449
of what drip is though That's the thing. One

00:39:30.449 --> 00:39:33.469
custodian next to any of the people standing

00:39:33.469 --> 00:39:38.030
on that list looks incredible. It's probably

00:39:38.030 --> 00:39:39.550
not going to be the top of S tier in terms of

00:39:39.550 --> 00:39:43.349
our personal taste, but in terms of actual...

00:39:43.349 --> 00:39:47.150
I mean, the dude's bedecked in gold and red.

00:39:47.389 --> 00:39:53.070
He deserves to be in S tier. Surely. It's a custodian.

00:39:53.590 --> 00:39:57.130
It's better in person than what you're thinking.

00:39:57.309 --> 00:39:59.369
It's better in person, said Hal. promise like

00:39:59.369 --> 00:40:02.909
it's a it's 50 pence piece huh i never didn't

00:40:02.909 --> 00:40:05.769
like in if you saw it in real life you and also

00:40:05.769 --> 00:40:07.670
if you wanted to wear it as an outfit you'd be

00:40:07.670 --> 00:40:10.670
like that person is dripped up that is you know

00:40:10.670 --> 00:40:15.869
i will tell you now i'm not going to put it i'm

00:40:15.869 --> 00:40:17.889
going to put this at the bottom of s tier for

00:40:17.889 --> 00:40:21.630
the whole thing because i think they are the

00:40:21.630 --> 00:40:24.929
most like stereotypical drip faction because

00:40:24.929 --> 00:40:26.710
like i understand what you're saying like yes

00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.650
it's very like gaudy and ostentatious and very

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:33.090
like kind of stereotypically fancy because it's

00:40:33.090 --> 00:40:35.949
just gold armor but it's also like okay but there's

00:40:35.949 --> 00:40:39.050
not much nuance it's just i wear gold power armor

00:40:39.050 --> 00:40:42.590
with a cape so okay you can be an s but you have

00:40:42.590 --> 00:40:44.690
to stay at the bottom of s because there's more

00:40:44.690 --> 00:40:48.010
interesting interesting stuff going on um chaos

00:40:48.010 --> 00:40:53.730
cultists oh god mad max vibes this is the thing

00:40:53.730 --> 00:40:56.940
i don't remember is the old uh like cultists

00:40:56.940 --> 00:41:01.480
um models that you could buy they just look like

00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:05.519
a guy swallowed in a raincoat it looks so like

00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.460
cult causes were like even if you look at darker

00:41:09.460 --> 00:41:12.219
dark tie was the example they're not necessarily

00:41:12.219 --> 00:41:15.440
they're all wearing like stolen gear or rags

00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:18.340
or anything like surely this is the one example

00:41:18.340 --> 00:41:22.320
we have of like detail like this is just this

00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:26.650
is like something could be kind of cool but like

00:41:26.650 --> 00:41:31.130
they're dying their hair it's not drip though

00:41:31.130 --> 00:41:33.789
they've made a necklace out of like teeth and

00:41:33.789 --> 00:41:40.909
fingers he's trying does house that's up to housey

00:41:40.909 --> 00:41:44.710
custodians a lot what i mean is like if you saw

00:41:44.710 --> 00:41:47.070
it in person you'd be more impressed with it

00:41:47.070 --> 00:41:49.530
rather than like some of the other ones you'd

00:41:49.530 --> 00:41:53.449
be like oh who made this our whole forge world

00:41:53.449 --> 00:41:58.260
what crazy bruh bros got the designer gear can

00:41:58.260 --> 00:42:00.139
i choose a few from the list i can see that'll

00:42:00.139 --> 00:42:04.840
be quite hilarious to put in d the tyranids it's

00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:07.559
their skin it's not necessary i literally picked

00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.219
uh jormungandr because it's like oh yellow you

00:42:11.219 --> 00:42:14.059
don't see that often for a tyranid but it's literally

00:42:14.059 --> 00:42:15.800
the best like and then there's like the purple

00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.139
one i can't remember what they are that's right

00:42:18.139 --> 00:42:22.500
it's just tyranid turn it off i don't know if

00:42:22.500 --> 00:42:26.389
anyone has said like oh that tier is so dripped

00:42:26.389 --> 00:42:29.030
out i think that's on their model yeah like some

00:42:29.030 --> 00:42:30.750
of the models and other stuff is really cool

00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:33.389
but like that is not i don't know i don't want

00:42:33.389 --> 00:42:35.409
to look like could you imagine you know what

00:42:35.409 --> 00:42:38.409
it reminds you of like it's the um like the prank

00:42:38.409 --> 00:42:40.829
of like oh everyone's dressing up for halloween

00:42:40.829 --> 00:42:44.590
in the office and then like the one person is

00:42:44.590 --> 00:42:48.510
like shows up in that ridiculous like smurf outfit

00:42:48.510 --> 00:42:51.210
or something like it looks like the odd one out

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:56.280
is what i really mean so that'll be I did forget

00:42:56.280 --> 00:43:04.820
to add Genestealers. Mining gear. Drippy. I am

00:43:04.820 --> 00:43:09.280
going to get some fights, some threats sent to

00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:12.579
me for this one because Genestealers, I just

00:43:12.579 --> 00:43:15.940
don't think they look cool. They are cool as

00:43:15.940 --> 00:43:19.840
a concept and on the lore. Look, I don't think

00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:25.019
they look cool. I really don't. Do you say that

00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:29.260
they look worse than cultists than tyranids?

00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:33.960
Maybe they're better than cultists because cultists

00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:38.420
are just wearing a rag. At least GCs have got

00:43:38.420 --> 00:43:40.719
an outfit, a theme. They're kind of punk. They're

00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:43.039
all like, oh, spray painted on my jacket and

00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:46.119
look at me. And counterculture, counterculture.

00:43:46.260 --> 00:43:51.099
I like chaos. My soul. They're doing a thing.

00:43:51.159 --> 00:43:54.210
They're trying an aesthetic. It's not working.

00:43:56.969 --> 00:44:00.190
Are there leagues of Votown I can see there in

00:44:00.190 --> 00:44:03.550
the middle? Yeah. You just went from people with

00:44:03.550 --> 00:44:08.710
mining gear to people with mining gear. And occasionally

00:44:08.710 --> 00:44:12.730
swords. People know how I feel about these people.

00:44:12.949 --> 00:44:15.889
These factions. These people. They're not people.

00:44:16.409 --> 00:44:23.179
They're clones. Rapid humans. I don't know. What

00:44:23.179 --> 00:44:25.139
do you think of this one? Because it's hard for

00:44:25.139 --> 00:44:27.679
me to be objective. The problem I have with their

00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:29.920
aesthetic is that it's like, oh, we're going

00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.840
to do the dwarf thing. Cool. And the Grimnias

00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:34.780
are kind of cool. They're like pagan style. But

00:44:34.780 --> 00:44:39.260
then the like power armor I find is really like

00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:41.639
treading on the space wall stuff. And I don't

00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:44.639
like that. I love the ones with the long coats

00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:47.940
with the bikes because they just look like, oh,

00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:51.260
we've got the goggles. we've got the speeder

00:44:51.260 --> 00:44:53.400
bike things and we've got the jackets i'm like

00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:57.639
that's cool it's like um like almost like what's

00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.019
you'd like firefly reminds me of the tv show

00:45:00.019 --> 00:45:02.780
firefly yeah yeah like kind of almost cowboy

00:45:02.780 --> 00:45:07.260
-esque desperado -esque but shorter and i'm like

00:45:07.260 --> 00:45:09.860
that's cool but when they're like i'm from the

00:45:09.860 --> 00:45:12.460
half gear kind and then like i got my armor and

00:45:12.460 --> 00:45:14.519
it's got my scripture he's like couldn't care

00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:17.619
that's just baseballs but smaller and it's it's

00:45:17.619 --> 00:45:20.460
like oh my blade's orange cool What's on it?

00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:24.340
Let me guess. Runes? Of course it is. I would

00:45:24.340 --> 00:45:28.539
prefer if they stayed more like, again, kind

00:45:28.539 --> 00:45:33.679
of survivors, desperados, kind of like a cowboy

00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.780
vibe, which would be fun, like cowboy dwarves,

00:45:35.780 --> 00:45:40.659
rather than just kind of like wider space marines.

00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:47.400
Okay. My feelings on these guys is pure and utter

00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:51.809
venom. It's well known. I think they had the

00:45:51.809 --> 00:45:56.809
biggest wasted opportunity in modern lore and

00:45:56.809 --> 00:46:03.130
factions. God, I mean, I kind of get the Moon

00:46:03.130 --> 00:46:07.309
Rover -esque aesthetic. I kind of get it. I just

00:46:07.309 --> 00:46:12.469
also think it's quite boring. That's like its

00:46:12.469 --> 00:46:16.070
worst crime of all. It kind of is boring. I will

00:46:16.070 --> 00:46:19.039
say that they do have some guys who... like you

00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:22.239
said like the coats and some of them are a bit

00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:24.880
dripped out so it's not terrible it's just i'm

00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:28.059
not i know i'm not the biggest fan of that uh

00:46:28.059 --> 00:46:33.320
i'm willing to say what's it better than or was

00:46:33.320 --> 00:46:37.880
it worse than it's better than c tier i know

00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:41.929
i think it's fine where it is i'd be so kind

00:46:41.929 --> 00:46:45.989
and objective here yeah like that is in middle

00:46:45.989 --> 00:46:48.809
of beta shout out to arthur bones who is like

00:46:48.809 --> 00:46:52.989
he's already buying a ticket and sending something

00:46:52.989 --> 00:46:57.190
to my house like yeah or even um keon says i

00:46:57.190 --> 00:46:59.070
do enjoy the crest might be yeah imagine if the

00:46:59.070 --> 00:47:01.900
crest instead of being like a weird like belt

00:47:01.900 --> 00:47:03.980
buckle in a power armor suit imagine if it was

00:47:03.980 --> 00:47:06.579
more like a sheriff's badge you could still have

00:47:06.579 --> 00:47:08.179
the influence of some of their design choices

00:47:08.179 --> 00:47:10.940
but like in a more rugged look and you could

00:47:10.940 --> 00:47:13.559
still have the guys who mercenary out as like

00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:16.239
mining guys who have the big drills and kind

00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:17.659
of like the necromunda stuff where you already

00:47:17.659 --> 00:47:20.659
see those guys with the the suits and even the

00:47:20.659 --> 00:47:23.519
robots But you could just, I feel like they need

00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:25.260
to be a bit more drab. They need to be a bit

00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:29.559
more dusty, like overcoats and more like ballistic

00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:33.139
weaponry than these like power swords that aren't

00:47:33.139 --> 00:47:36.320
power swords and energy weapons that aren't plasma

00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:38.860
weapons. And it's like, I could see them being

00:47:38.860 --> 00:47:41.440
more like, again, rugged. I want them to be rugged

00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:43.639
because dwarves are rugged. And that would be

00:47:43.639 --> 00:47:46.219
like a really interesting, I know the Genestealers

00:47:46.219 --> 00:47:48.980
kind of do the Desperado thing with the guy with

00:47:48.980 --> 00:47:51.909
the revolvers, but. That's one guy. You can't

00:47:51.909 --> 00:47:53.889
have any named characters after him because at

00:47:53.889 --> 00:47:56.170
the end of the book, if he succeeds, he's dead.

00:47:56.809 --> 00:47:59.710
So they could have filled that role. You could

00:47:59.710 --> 00:48:02.030
have had an Americana thing to them. Do you know

00:48:02.030 --> 00:48:04.710
what really cries me about? I'm sure that's what

00:48:04.710 --> 00:48:07.829
people said when the tower came out. They completely

00:48:07.829 --> 00:48:12.829
miss the visual language of the Warhammer universe.

00:48:14.289 --> 00:48:17.269
Like, if you took the... them out and place them

00:48:17.269 --> 00:48:19.409
in another sci -fi like put them in mass effect

00:48:19.409 --> 00:48:22.250
or like we put them in something else or like

00:48:22.250 --> 00:48:25.110
they would fit right in wouldn't they whereas

00:48:25.110 --> 00:48:28.489
like space like chaos space marines they they

00:48:28.489 --> 00:48:31.030
are they feel like such a warhammer thing or

00:48:31.030 --> 00:48:34.630
like the elder feels such a warhammer thing or

00:48:34.630 --> 00:48:36.869
like you know the guardsmen do like like but

00:48:36.869 --> 00:48:38.889
leagues of rotan just feels like some i don't

00:48:38.889 --> 00:48:41.869
know who lost a bet in dw and be like you know

00:48:41.869 --> 00:48:44.690
we could do for like you know for the hundreds

00:48:44.690 --> 00:48:46.170
of thousands of pounds investment we're going

00:48:46.170 --> 00:48:48.130
to make for these like plastic mods but yeah

00:48:48.130 --> 00:48:51.769
what make an army about like fucking i don't

00:48:51.769 --> 00:48:54.190
know like dwarves but like you know we did squats

00:48:54.190 --> 00:48:57.349
years ago let's just do that people are going

00:48:57.349 --> 00:49:00.409
to really like that and they definitely won't

00:49:00.409 --> 00:49:02.550
want anything else over the top of that i swear

00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:05.639
So I'm going to start losing it. And they could

00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:08.320
have had like lever action, like energy weapons.

00:49:08.460 --> 00:49:09.760
They could have had blunder, but kind of like

00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:12.719
with what they do with the guys in Age of Sigmar,

00:49:12.780 --> 00:49:14.219
where they have the blimps and they have more

00:49:14.219 --> 00:49:18.659
like, not crude weapons, but more like brash

00:49:18.659 --> 00:49:22.019
weapons. And they could have had like galactic

00:49:22.019 --> 00:49:24.800
convoys they protect and they rob and they try

00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:26.579
to like take, and you could still have them like

00:49:26.579 --> 00:49:28.579
being resource gatherers, but then it would be

00:49:28.579 --> 00:49:32.320
more like, ah, you have the different like. clans

00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:35.360
which are more like like outposts and they have

00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:37.920
to do like convoys and protect the convoys and

00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:39.420
then you gotta have like all that you could have

00:49:39.420 --> 00:49:42.360
that fun aesthetic where it's not too sci -fi

00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:45.659
that it gets too far away from what the the the

00:49:45.659 --> 00:49:47.579
aesthetic of warhammer is anyway i'm rambling

00:49:47.579 --> 00:49:52.719
um votan are fine there uh is a tower next oh

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:55.599
yeah there's some towel there i'm also gonna

00:49:55.599 --> 00:49:59.630
get some hate for this i do like When I've read

00:49:59.630 --> 00:50:02.710
Tao, I've read the Farsighted novels. I've read

00:50:02.710 --> 00:50:05.489
the Tao and the Caius Cade novels. I really do

00:50:05.489 --> 00:50:11.030
enjoy them. I don't know if the fit, the drip

00:50:11.030 --> 00:50:15.789
is that strong with this faction. The crisis

00:50:15.789 --> 00:50:18.230
suits are really cool. I do enjoy that, but I

00:50:18.230 --> 00:50:21.570
don't know if that's... It's not strong enough

00:50:21.570 --> 00:50:25.230
compared to a lot of the rest of the list, though.

00:50:26.730 --> 00:50:29.670
i mean i put it top of i could say top of b just

00:50:29.670 --> 00:50:32.449
because like on the very edge of like all of

00:50:32.449 --> 00:50:36.250
like again the crisis suits crisis suits of me

00:50:36.250 --> 00:50:37.869
and like some of their stuff is doing the heavy

00:50:37.869 --> 00:50:41.409
lifting there but i don't i i don't feel like

00:50:41.409 --> 00:50:44.769
in other ways i feel like it it leans very heavily

00:50:44.769 --> 00:50:47.909
on a lot of like japanese culture tropes and

00:50:47.909 --> 00:50:50.110
asian culture kind of like with the ones in endless

00:50:50.110 --> 00:50:51.789
space who are like what are they they're like

00:50:51.789 --> 00:50:55.010
samurai birds and it's like if you lean into

00:50:55.010 --> 00:50:57.769
too many of the tropes it can be a bit like ah

00:50:57.769 --> 00:51:00.389
well where's the where's the thing in the setting

00:51:00.389 --> 00:51:04.489
like the warhammer split and i feel like i know

00:51:04.489 --> 00:51:06.670
tau tau are kind of what you were saying a bit

00:51:06.670 --> 00:51:08.909
before it's just like oh it's a like japanese

00:51:08.909 --> 00:51:13.369
coded generic sci -fi species and so because

00:51:13.369 --> 00:51:16.510
they lean so heavily on that aesthetic and like

00:51:16.510 --> 00:51:18.429
the cultural trappings it doesn't really have

00:51:18.429 --> 00:51:21.130
an identity other than being like oh i recognize

00:51:21.130 --> 00:51:24.429
where that's from and it was supposed to be the

00:51:24.429 --> 00:51:26.610
elder originally like they were supposed to be

00:51:26.610 --> 00:51:29.710
more of that influence but then over time they

00:51:29.710 --> 00:51:32.630
lost that visual language and then i mean we

00:51:32.630 --> 00:51:35.469
all know gw did it because they tower because

00:51:35.469 --> 00:51:37.949
they wanted to break into the japanese market

00:51:37.949 --> 00:51:41.130
it's not really a oh do you like gundam if we

00:51:41.130 --> 00:51:43.030
got a faction for you and that's kind of what

00:51:43.030 --> 00:51:45.090
it means like it's just like oh it's kind of

00:51:45.090 --> 00:51:50.300
gundam again oh okay mechs yeah Japanese love

00:51:50.300 --> 00:51:55.500
mechs. Okay, do that then. Top of B is generous,

00:51:56.019 --> 00:51:59.219
but we'll get that. I think that's okay to have

00:51:59.219 --> 00:52:02.480
it there. And I know that if Elo was here, he

00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:05.840
would bemoan their issuing of a lot of the armoured

00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:08.139
vehicles in preference to mechs, because it's

00:52:08.139 --> 00:52:10.199
like, just make more mechs, and then now there's

00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.519
less infantry, there's less... It's just mechs.

00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:14.719
It's just battlesuits now. That's what the Tau

00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:16.800
are, it's battlesuits. Which then means, oh,

00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:19.010
what's the point of having... character models

00:52:19.010 --> 00:52:21.250
that go inside because you'll never see them

00:52:21.250 --> 00:52:22.630
come the way you're like oh i didn't know that's

00:52:22.630 --> 00:52:24.449
what a knight looked like it's like but he is

00:52:24.449 --> 00:52:29.030
there and he's distinct blue man i was about

00:52:29.030 --> 00:52:31.329
to say if you're on the list do i see an iron

00:52:31.329 --> 00:52:34.690
hands one well should we should we start off

00:52:34.690 --> 00:52:36.489
with like the space marines then because we've

00:52:36.489 --> 00:52:39.210
got like a few of them to go uh should we start

00:52:39.210 --> 00:52:43.130
with the dark angels dark angles is it a dark

00:52:43.130 --> 00:52:47.119
angel or a salamander it's a green wing oh i

00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:50.079
do like these little stuff they've got green

00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:53.260
wing death wing uh they've got raven wing and

00:52:53.260 --> 00:52:54.719
they've now got like the companions who have

00:52:54.719 --> 00:52:57.320
like the purple which i really like but i'm also

00:52:57.320 --> 00:52:59.199
like where were these guys the whole setting

00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:00.639
they're really cool but i still don't quite know

00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:03.000
inner circle companions yeah yeah they're like

00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:04.900
where do these guys come from they're cool but

00:53:04.900 --> 00:53:07.900
i'm also like so they just they have swords that's

00:53:07.900 --> 00:53:11.880
new that's actually um they're uh they're like

00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:14.619
a seat they're like basically the um the new

00:53:14.619 --> 00:53:18.679
risen kind of yeah they're the 30k ones yeah

00:53:18.679 --> 00:53:20.760
yeah yeah yeah so they so they are like a new

00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:24.679
group um they do have like it i have some like

00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:26.760
dark angel models they have some really cool

00:53:26.760 --> 00:53:31.760
stuff i i remember fondly being whooped by your

00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:33.659
thousand suns using some of them and i was like

00:53:33.659 --> 00:53:37.119
stop cheating how we didn't we didn't we didn't

00:53:37.119 --> 00:53:41.010
even get to like like we only had two units die

00:53:41.010 --> 00:53:44.570
like the the the match goes on a lot longer than

00:53:44.570 --> 00:53:46.809
that like you'd be surprised in warhammer if

00:53:46.809 --> 00:53:49.449
you play it like how much you like think it's

00:53:49.449 --> 00:53:51.710
over and then you clap back and it's like oh

00:53:51.710 --> 00:53:57.050
it's not over actually yeah dark angels are um

00:53:57.050 --> 00:54:01.449
i really like that like obviously like they have

00:54:01.449 --> 00:54:03.469
that you know a lot of them have like hoods and

00:54:03.469 --> 00:54:06.550
other cool like trinkets and other kind of stuff

00:54:06.550 --> 00:54:12.389
the deathwing knights are very very cool oh man

00:54:12.389 --> 00:54:14.329
that's the thing i really i'm a big fan really

00:54:14.329 --> 00:54:16.469
high up there they've got the tabards they've

00:54:16.469 --> 00:54:19.409
got so many color schemes like even uh heresy

00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:21.809
era you've got the ones with the kind of black

00:54:21.809 --> 00:54:23.969
armor with lots of like their heraldic shields

00:54:23.969 --> 00:54:26.710
and stuff have have quite a like they have yellows

00:54:26.710 --> 00:54:28.250
and blues and reds and then there's the ones

00:54:28.250 --> 00:54:30.730
with the white armor that aren't like death wing

00:54:30.730 --> 00:54:32.750
but they're kind of and they had the dread wing

00:54:32.750 --> 00:54:34.650
and all these other ones as well the iron wing

00:54:34.650 --> 00:54:38.449
so there's a lot of variety i put them up to

00:54:38.449 --> 00:54:41.489
be honest i put them like i don't know like among

00:54:41.489 --> 00:54:45.889
the best space marine designs this is so much

00:54:45.889 --> 00:54:50.289
variety i'd only put them in top of a for the

00:54:50.289 --> 00:54:53.610
simple reason of like they have a generic look

00:54:53.610 --> 00:54:57.480
to them in certain parts as well like the generic

00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:01.659
space marine in terms of like it is cool i just

00:55:01.659 --> 00:55:05.619
i think certain things like i again i'm a really

00:55:05.619 --> 00:55:08.059
big fan of them but like certain things even

00:55:08.059 --> 00:55:11.000
i'm willing to admit like keep them from like

00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:13.400
you know like the as in like is the whole thing

00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.639
perfect is it the perfect package i don't think

00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:19.340
it's the perfect package i think top of a i know

00:55:19.340 --> 00:55:22.079
i'm being very i mean very angry at you i think

00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:26.190
yeah i'm being very good with myself here um

00:55:26.190 --> 00:55:31.690
empress children they are very drippy aren't

00:55:31.690 --> 00:55:34.349
they purple i think they get to go in s surely

00:55:34.349 --> 00:55:36.150
because there's nothing about them that's not

00:55:36.150 --> 00:55:39.730
just they are the epitome of drip although their

00:55:39.730 --> 00:55:42.409
newer uh stuff is like they issue a lot of the

00:55:42.409 --> 00:55:45.409
gold filigree for whites and purples and i'm

00:55:45.409 --> 00:55:47.889
like i don't like it as much but i understand

00:55:47.889 --> 00:55:49.710
that they're like are we trying to get away from

00:55:49.710 --> 00:55:53.429
like conventional beauty standards that they're

00:55:53.429 --> 00:55:56.110
just like yeah we're just gonna like it's gonna

00:55:56.110 --> 00:55:59.590
have like gaudy like neon colors in our in our

00:55:59.590 --> 00:56:01.710
armor some of them do yeah but like they also

00:56:01.710 --> 00:56:05.170
will have versions of them which are like you

00:56:05.170 --> 00:56:08.949
know like the best most filigree decorated space

00:56:08.949 --> 00:56:12.849
spring of any example you can think of uh they

00:56:12.849 --> 00:56:16.659
are pretty cool though i would say they go yeah

00:56:16.659 --> 00:56:19.619
i think that's a good spot for them and even

00:56:19.619 --> 00:56:22.099
the ones like fulgrim who you say it's like they

00:56:22.099 --> 00:56:24.840
push it beyond the pale it still has echoes of

00:56:24.840 --> 00:56:27.320
like you know i don't think anyone can accuse

00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:32.539
of not being dripped out essentially um iron

00:56:32.539 --> 00:56:35.519
warriors hazard stripes are doing a lot of heavy

00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:37.579
lifting yeah this is the thing of like they're

00:56:37.579 --> 00:56:40.719
not they don't have as much but what they do

00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:45.400
have is like a pretty cool aesthetic God, it

00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:48.579
is iconic as well. What if your fridge was angry?

00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:52.079
That's what their aesthetic is. I am a box. What

00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:55.300
if your bulldozer grew legs and started walking

00:56:55.300 --> 00:57:00.760
towards you? I would even put them maybe just

00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:04.639
below Krieg because they have a cool thing. They

00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:07.760
do one thing and they do it really well, which

00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:11.659
is similar to Krieg. If I was just given the

00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:14.929
option of choosing if I could... dress between

00:57:14.929 --> 00:57:18.070
like a creek or like dress like an iron warrior

00:57:18.070 --> 00:57:21.210
i probably might go creek not to say the iron

00:57:21.210 --> 00:57:24.650
warrior stuff is still pretty damn cool like

00:57:24.650 --> 00:57:26.869
as an individual i say as a group i don't know

00:57:26.869 --> 00:57:29.010
if it hits as much as like you know creaking

00:57:29.010 --> 00:57:32.849
in a um the creek marching is pretty iconic but

00:57:32.849 --> 00:57:34.769
like the iron warriors as a group together i

00:57:34.769 --> 00:57:38.460
don't go like that crazy I mean, they're easy

00:57:38.460 --> 00:57:41.659
to spot. That's their thing. That's an iron warrior.

00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:44.599
Easy peasy. White scars, we're going to put there.

00:57:45.699 --> 00:57:50.679
See, this is the thing. This is the thing. Same

00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:55.159
as the Guernsey flag. It's the white, gold, and

00:57:55.159 --> 00:57:57.920
then the red. Perfect. Perfect. This is where

00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:00.760
we test our friendship here, because I really

00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:04.039
obviously like white scars nearly as much as

00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:06.280
you probably, Andy. the characters themselves

00:58:06.280 --> 00:58:10.400
are awesome the actual look of the white scars

00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:13.840
is one of the parts where i'm least interested

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:17.300
in them for wow wow because the other stuff is

00:58:17.300 --> 00:58:20.940
so like the other stuff is you know he's disappeared

00:58:20.940 --> 00:58:24.920
on himself yeah okay chat it's just me now but

00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:29.000
the the example of like their character like

00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:32.719
their law stuff is very strong but just purely

00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:35.829
if you knew nothing about the law and you only

00:58:35.829 --> 00:58:38.829
looked at them, I wouldn't say that. They don't

00:58:38.829 --> 00:58:42.190
have even that many unique stuff to them that

00:58:42.190 --> 00:58:46.530
makes it stand out above the rest. I would put

00:58:46.530 --> 00:58:51.269
them... Counter -argument. They got curly chainsaws.

00:58:54.530 --> 00:58:57.590
And they have tassels on their stuff, and they

00:58:57.590 --> 00:59:00.550
have bikes. And I like the lightning bolt designs

00:59:00.550 --> 00:59:03.570
that they use. Yeah, but we're letting it go.

00:59:03.630 --> 00:59:05.239
And they're clean. Well, I think our bias is,

00:59:05.300 --> 00:59:08.840
I think, over... I would say put it above Iron

00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:13.460
Warriors. I think that's a good spot for them.

00:59:14.380 --> 00:59:18.719
Okay. Again, your love of White Scar lore, imagine

00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.699
if you knew nothing about them, you just looked

00:59:20.699 --> 00:59:25.760
at them. Clean. Again, red, white, and gold.

00:59:26.179 --> 00:59:33.000
Perfect colours. Space wolves, they wear pelts.

00:59:33.610 --> 00:59:35.829
And they have a lot of variety in terms of Viking

00:59:35.829 --> 00:59:42.650
aesthetic, but also it's like... I think for

00:59:42.650 --> 00:59:46.329
the Space Wolf fans, they're absolutely loving

00:59:46.329 --> 00:59:50.090
it. For everyone else, it can be caricature again

00:59:50.090 --> 00:59:53.269
sometimes. But it still is good, though. You

00:59:53.269 --> 00:59:55.829
can't say it's not good. I would say... Do you

00:59:55.829 --> 00:59:58.369
prefer the slate grey or the kind of sea blue

00:59:58.369 --> 01:00:00.309
that they have in late years? I like the blue.

01:00:00.630 --> 01:00:04.420
I quite like the blue. I'm going to put them...

01:00:04.420 --> 01:00:09.900
Again, this is a personal list, I guess. So I'm

01:00:09.900 --> 01:00:12.099
going to put them below, just above Mechanicus.

01:00:12.940 --> 01:00:16.019
Okay. I think everything else is a bit cooler

01:00:16.019 --> 01:00:20.599
above it on the list. Custard Marines. This is

01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:26.440
the... Yellow. Some of the Heresy ones, the models

01:00:26.440 --> 01:00:30.679
are pretty cool, but... I would say put it top

01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:33.889
of B. I had to be harsh with it because a lot

01:00:33.889 --> 01:00:36.969
of it is quite it doesn't have that visual impact

01:00:36.969 --> 01:00:40.170
that the others do I have to say in the 40k sense

01:00:40.170 --> 01:00:43.309
and although everyone's like oh roll dawn Susan

01:00:43.309 --> 01:00:47.409
they're not that would it just look at them just

01:00:47.409 --> 01:00:50.349
look at them I mean the thing is they all kind

01:00:50.349 --> 01:00:52.030
of blend into each other as well as like what's

01:00:52.030 --> 01:00:54.190
their thing they're yellow like they don't really

01:00:54.190 --> 01:00:57.309
have like ultra means have the the grec greco

01:00:57.309 --> 01:01:00.429
-roman aesthetic the white scars have like the

01:01:00.429 --> 01:01:03.250
asian stuff the the viking elements of the space

01:01:03.250 --> 01:01:06.510
walls but then like imperial this is the yellow

01:01:06.510 --> 01:01:09.389
and they're kind of stocky so well that's not

01:01:09.389 --> 01:01:11.469
an aesthetic that's just yellow that's being

01:01:11.469 --> 01:01:14.809
a brick they're sometimes like they're also like

01:01:14.809 --> 01:01:17.829
very like they're the imperial standard is in

01:01:17.829 --> 01:01:20.429
terms of like space marine design and that makes

01:01:20.429 --> 01:01:23.769
it less drippy because it just looks too on the

01:01:23.769 --> 01:01:27.530
nose they're vanilla custard yeah it's just they're

01:01:27.530 --> 01:01:29.389
just space marines what's their thing are they

01:01:29.389 --> 01:01:34.199
yellow Okay. It's just like the basic Star Trek.

01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:37.559
I see an Iron Hand. I see the Iron Hand. He's

01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:41.820
coming soon. Wait his turn, Night Lords. They

01:01:41.820 --> 01:01:45.780
are very drippy, though. People often pick Night

01:01:45.780 --> 01:01:48.400
Lords because their armor designs, like the winged

01:01:48.400 --> 01:01:52.340
skull and helmets and the jump pack designs.

01:01:52.699 --> 01:01:56.420
I think they go in S tier. A lot of people always

01:01:56.420 --> 01:01:58.199
say they are some of the best -looking space

01:01:58.199 --> 01:02:00.940
marines, even if they are the worst human beings

01:02:00.940 --> 01:02:04.039
of all time. Although painting those lightning

01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:08.840
bolts sucks. Not that bad. Really? Yeah, you

01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:11.460
just do one light blue one and then one white

01:02:11.460 --> 01:02:16.539
one inside. It's just paint and then paint. It's

01:02:16.539 --> 01:02:18.699
not as bad as it looks. I think put them above

01:02:18.699 --> 01:02:21.010
the children, though. i feel like they might

01:02:21.010 --> 01:02:22.869
be like what is that it's like tears like no

01:02:22.869 --> 01:02:25.650
it's lightning bolts is it like if you mess wrong

01:02:25.650 --> 01:02:28.429
it's like if you mess up it looks correct like

01:02:28.429 --> 01:02:31.449
that's the whole point is it a wiggly line straight

01:02:31.449 --> 01:02:34.829
lines are the harder ones blood angels are gonna

01:02:34.829 --> 01:02:38.150
be okay well these this is this is the drippy

01:02:38.150 --> 01:02:40.570
drippy that must be like top of s nearly surely

01:02:40.570 --> 01:02:44.519
hmm okay i can agree with that Cause I like also

01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.539
some of the horse heresy stuff. They introduced

01:02:46.539 --> 01:02:48.820
some of those guys with like the black helmets

01:02:48.820 --> 01:02:51.420
with like purple gemstones. And I was like, Oh,

01:02:51.539 --> 01:02:53.599
that's an interesting choice. Like they, they've

01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:54.920
still got the red, they've still got the gold,

01:02:54.980 --> 01:02:57.059
but they occasionally experiment with other little

01:02:57.059 --> 01:02:59.460
things. And obviously there's the, the, the golden

01:02:59.460 --> 01:03:03.219
armored, um, like honor guard stuff. That's pretty

01:03:03.219 --> 01:03:05.300
cool. And it's not like custodians where it's

01:03:05.300 --> 01:03:07.340
just, I wear gold. It's like, ah, but it's more

01:03:07.340 --> 01:03:11.800
like stylized and unique. I like the little Iron

01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:14.780
Halo helmets as well. They're quite cool. Nice.

01:03:14.900 --> 01:03:18.539
And the Death March. Shout to things like the

01:03:18.539 --> 01:03:22.539
Sanguinary Guide. They literally make a point

01:03:22.539 --> 01:03:26.980
to show you in the books. They have... Drip is

01:03:26.980 --> 01:03:31.480
their thing. It is literally their thing. Do

01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:33.900
we have the Night Lords by the Empress Georgia,

01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:36.440
by the way? I cannot let that. I need that for

01:03:36.440 --> 01:03:41.360
my soul. Blood Angels is... some of the coolest

01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:44.579
looking space marines as well. They have made

01:03:44.579 --> 01:03:48.500
abs on their space marine armor. What more can

01:03:48.500 --> 01:03:53.239
you say? The artificers made a mold of my abs

01:03:53.239 --> 01:03:57.500
so we could get it accurately. Before we do an

01:03:57.500 --> 01:04:01.019
ad read, shall we? Actually, we don't have it.

01:04:01.860 --> 01:04:07.320
Iron Hands. I do love Iron Hands. Before you

01:04:07.320 --> 01:04:10.840
say anything, this character, is one of the coolest

01:04:10.840 --> 01:04:13.739
looking ones he's got like an iron face and yet

01:04:13.739 --> 01:04:18.639
he has no law and it's like this kind of is emblematic

01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:21.159
of my problem with the iron hands where it's

01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:24.880
like they have some of the coolest looking space

01:04:24.880 --> 01:04:29.099
marines and yet it's it's it's kind of shallow

01:04:29.099 --> 01:04:31.619
in my opinion where it's like ah do we go anywhere

01:04:31.619 --> 01:04:34.579
with it it's like not really it's all showing

01:04:34.579 --> 01:04:38.789
no yeah the issue is like obviously As much as

01:04:38.789 --> 01:04:41.590
I have my love for them, the visual design of

01:04:41.590 --> 01:04:44.650
them is too safe and it should have been pushed

01:04:44.650 --> 01:04:47.530
further. And we don't see it as much. It's that

01:04:47.530 --> 01:04:50.309
newer guy, the newer Terminator character who

01:04:50.309 --> 01:04:54.829
has the Japanese hammer with bolts in it. So

01:04:54.829 --> 01:04:58.190
that just means it's confirmed the Iron Hand's

01:04:58.190 --> 01:05:03.780
a samurai. It should have been that. Maybe. We've

01:05:03.780 --> 01:05:06.760
got the tower now. I still think the Iron Hand

01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:09.940
stuff is too... For as crazy as some of their

01:05:09.940 --> 01:05:12.500
lore stuff is, it's almost like they make it

01:05:12.500 --> 01:05:16.039
too safe. They also have some very cool Terminators,

01:05:16.159 --> 01:05:19.059
unique Terminators and other parts that I would

01:05:19.059 --> 01:05:22.179
like. But I would say... Here's the problem I

01:05:22.179 --> 01:05:25.199
have. Usually they're all wearing helmets. Where

01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:27.480
are we going to take this? They've got a mechanical

01:05:27.480 --> 01:05:32.340
leg or an arm. Is that it? Yeah, that's the issue.

01:05:32.679 --> 01:05:35.420
He's got the chainsaw teeth. And he's an actual

01:05:35.420 --> 01:05:37.539
character with lore. I'm like, I like that. And

01:05:37.539 --> 01:05:40.260
he's this massive dude. He's got all these appendages.

01:05:40.260 --> 01:05:42.000
He's got all these mecha dendros. That's what

01:05:42.000 --> 01:05:43.860
I want to see more of. And then it's like Cardan

01:05:43.860 --> 01:05:46.679
Stronos. He's got the axe, which is cool. And

01:05:46.679 --> 01:05:48.800
he's got like no mouth anymore. So he has like

01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:52.820
a Vox Grill as a face. That's kind of cool. And

01:05:52.820 --> 01:05:58.180
then it's like, it's not strong enough. looks

01:05:58.180 --> 01:06:01.159
like he has two buck teeth on his face with that

01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:05.800
thing i'd say it goes top of b because it's it's

01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:08.539
a bit more interesting than what the imperial

01:06:08.539 --> 01:06:11.960
fists offer but could you imagine having it's

01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:15.019
not one who had like minotaur legs so we could

01:06:15.019 --> 01:06:17.900
bound into battle with like four legs and he

01:06:17.900 --> 01:06:19.900
was like a minotaur but a space marine like that

01:06:19.900 --> 01:06:22.719
would be cool something where you you add extra

01:06:22.719 --> 01:06:25.940
dimensions extra limbs make them unique where

01:06:25.940 --> 01:06:29.019
their modifications make them really stand out

01:06:29.019 --> 01:06:30.639
because they're the only ones who could do that

01:06:30.639 --> 01:06:33.480
like even iron warriors they can do that but

01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:36.619
it's got to be chaos e whereas iron hands are

01:06:36.619 --> 01:06:38.739
the loyalist counterpart where they could really

01:06:38.739 --> 01:06:42.340
have fun with it like you could have one who

01:06:42.340 --> 01:06:45.579
has like a big gatling gun for a hand um like

01:06:45.579 --> 01:06:47.760
uh what's his name from minor fancy garrett you

01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:50.400
could you could have like so many cool things

01:06:50.400 --> 01:06:52.400
that make them stand apart and yet it's just

01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:54.320
like it's just a space marine with a mechanical

01:06:54.320 --> 01:06:56.920
leg and it's in armor so you can't really tell

01:06:56.920 --> 01:06:59.159
if you squint unless you squint it's like ah

01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:03.599
i think top of b it it needs to they could do

01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:09.460
more with it yeah uh will the eaters they do

01:07:09.460 --> 01:07:12.519
be some of They do have some things that are

01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:15.699
pretty dripped out, I will say. It's not as much

01:07:15.699 --> 01:07:20.940
as like... See, we scared him now. We're scaring

01:07:20.940 --> 01:07:24.400
people with World Eaters Tour. The dog calls

01:07:24.400 --> 01:07:29.639
for blood for the blood god. But I would say

01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:33.059
I think they would belong in A because they have

01:07:33.059 --> 01:07:35.940
a cool aesthetic. They do have some drippy stuff,

01:07:36.119 --> 01:07:38.980
but it's not the strongest on the list. They

01:07:38.980 --> 01:07:42.480
do have their funny bunny ears. I feel like some

01:07:42.480 --> 01:07:45.059
of the Red Butchers you see in Horror's Heresy,

01:07:45.139 --> 01:07:48.860
but no one even knows they exist. You know what?

01:07:48.980 --> 01:07:55.940
Just above the Space Wars, I think the Imperial

01:07:55.940 --> 01:07:59.539
Knight thing looks slightly cooler, more drippy.

01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:04.579
They do have an iconic visual, though. Ultramarines.

01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:09.380
The big ones. whatever you want to say about

01:08:09.380 --> 01:08:11.019
their color scheme they've definitely got the

01:08:11.019 --> 01:08:13.940
aesthetic down of greco -roman to it they are

01:08:13.940 --> 01:08:17.020
they are a bit it's weird when you look at the

01:08:17.020 --> 01:08:20.439
imperial fist you don't necessarily get drippy

01:08:20.439 --> 01:08:22.439
but when you look at like the old trees you kind

01:08:22.439 --> 01:08:24.319
of get it a bit more even though it's more of

01:08:24.319 --> 01:08:28.460
like the same aesthetic in some way like again

01:08:28.460 --> 01:08:32.960
like the victory's god that is drip uh i'd put

01:08:32.960 --> 01:08:37.399
them above the just above the white scars i'd

01:08:37.399 --> 01:08:41.640
say i mean we've got some dissent in the comments

01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:43.199
but i'm just saying like look they've got all

01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:45.439
like the things with the ultra mask symbol they've

01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:47.579
got the victrix honor guards they've got like

01:08:47.579 --> 01:08:51.600
the tyrannic war veterans they they have a more

01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:55.560
consistent like aesthetic with like i don't know

01:08:55.560 --> 01:08:56.920
what's called like those kind of rope things

01:08:56.920 --> 01:08:58.819
that are always on there like pauldrons with

01:08:58.819 --> 01:09:01.619
medallions and stuff on them they've got the

01:09:01.619 --> 01:09:03.880
the kind of red capes and stuff even with um

01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:07.569
titus and his new like fur cape thingy it's like

01:09:07.569 --> 01:09:12.270
i think it really is it is just decorative yeah

01:09:12.270 --> 01:09:15.949
yeah decorative ropes it is satisfying like and

01:09:15.949 --> 01:09:19.069
the laurel reeves of course blue and gold classic

01:09:19.069 --> 01:09:22.369
combo can't go wrong yeah and i think it's more

01:09:22.369 --> 01:09:25.869
like i don't know about subdued but it's not

01:09:25.869 --> 01:09:27.529
the same as like the space walls where it's just

01:09:27.529 --> 01:09:30.850
like it's a wooden shield that's gonna block

01:09:30.850 --> 01:09:34.720
a power sword it looks like an old timey shield

01:09:34.720 --> 01:09:37.000
but it doesn't quite fit with the power armor

01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:39.779
aesthetic and then the axes are cool but it's

01:09:39.779 --> 01:09:42.960
also like i don't think it's quite there i feel

01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:46.239
like it could use a bit more more work in that

01:09:46.239 --> 01:09:51.840
regard um death squad literally drippy i mean

01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:56.220
i don't think cancer's drip it is cool i don't

01:09:56.220 --> 01:09:59.260
know if it's drip worthy i would say you know

01:09:59.260 --> 01:10:04.380
what it's probably a really good example of like

01:10:04.380 --> 01:10:08.239
top of B where like, it's a really like, it's

01:10:08.239 --> 01:10:10.300
not quite like something you'd want to wear,

01:10:10.460 --> 01:10:14.239
but you acknowledge that it's cool. I say that's

01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:16.359
a good, yeah. Some of this stuff is like pretty

01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:19.720
weird as well. They make it weird. And again,

01:10:19.779 --> 01:10:21.479
it's just, it's just drippy. It's not a word

01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:23.359
you'd associate with them unless it's a different

01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:27.659
fluency. Maybe it's not, it's not ideal. Yeah.

01:10:27.720 --> 01:10:30.689
Not. it's not like it's not they're going for

01:10:30.689 --> 01:10:33.369
so it's okay if they're not fully drippy is it

01:10:33.369 --> 01:10:38.090
uh next one we've got thousand sands all right

01:10:38.090 --> 01:10:41.770
here we go they'll let you say your piece they

01:10:41.770 --> 01:10:45.010
do have some cool look though i mean shout out

01:10:45.010 --> 01:10:48.010
to my chaos players who painted all that trim

01:10:48.010 --> 01:10:51.949
for you know good reason they have again like

01:10:51.949 --> 01:10:55.109
they have a cool they have a thing about trip

01:10:55.109 --> 01:10:58.409
you know the iconic crested helms and like crepe

01:10:58.409 --> 01:11:01.789
isn't like a literal like wall helmet and everything

01:11:01.789 --> 01:11:06.329
it has an iconic look though i wouldn't put it

01:11:06.329 --> 01:11:09.550
in i in my heart i want to put in this tip i

01:11:09.550 --> 01:11:12.529
can only put it top of a in terms like as a whole

01:11:12.529 --> 01:11:15.590
action and like visual language the blue or the

01:11:15.590 --> 01:11:20.630
red heresy or post heresy i like both i think

01:11:20.630 --> 01:11:27.500
both work i it you know what i do like the blue

01:11:27.500 --> 01:11:31.399
i think the blue kind of is like it's it's really

01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:34.760
strong so i i like the blue and i do like the

01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:37.239
the kind of like tabards the spiky bits there's

01:11:37.239 --> 01:11:39.319
got a lot of spiky bits spiraled a bit swirly

01:11:39.319 --> 01:11:42.279
whirly patterns like that there's something like

01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:44.720
something like kate's with like you know it's

01:11:44.720 --> 01:11:46.779
full of eyes and crazy it's not like the other

01:11:46.779 --> 01:11:49.000
chaos ones where you get like like you kind of

01:11:49.000 --> 01:11:52.180
go damn that guy is you know that's a decked

01:11:52.180 --> 01:11:55.890
out sorcerer yeah more mysticism it just stops

01:11:55.890 --> 01:11:59.350
being it can't can't quite reach s tier because

01:11:59.350 --> 01:12:01.189
i think everyone has a certain thing of like

01:12:01.189 --> 01:12:05.989
it is it's missing something but uh it is pretty

01:12:05.989 --> 01:12:10.649
damn cool sons of horus uh i do kind of like

01:12:10.649 --> 01:12:15.890
their um uh chieftains and the the kind of kafonian

01:12:15.890 --> 01:12:19.869
gang inspiration but again i think it's for them

01:12:19.869 --> 01:12:23.229
they're only really a horus heresy army and even

01:12:23.229 --> 01:12:26.100
then Everyone, I think, prefers the Lunar Wolf

01:12:26.100 --> 01:12:30.380
palette. And what is transferred to Sons of Horus

01:12:30.380 --> 01:12:35.380
is just sea green with a red plume. I quite like

01:12:35.380 --> 01:12:39.380
the sea green by itself, but I would say it goes

01:12:39.380 --> 01:12:48.060
maybe top of B. I think it's the perfect generic

01:12:48.060 --> 01:12:52.039
Space Marine look, if you know what I mean. It

01:12:52.039 --> 01:12:55.399
has a more interesting there's like some cool

01:12:55.399 --> 01:12:57.859
stuff in there like i generally think it's cool

01:12:57.859 --> 01:13:00.760
and they are like you say dripped out but i don't

01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:03.199
know if it goes into like that's like really

01:13:03.199 --> 01:13:07.359
cool it doesn't quite hit that part yet word

01:13:07.359 --> 01:13:12.840
bearers oh the bastards again shame i'd really

01:13:12.840 --> 01:13:14.560
like word bearers but i don't know if like i

01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:16.319
accuse them of having drip they're basically

01:13:16.319 --> 01:13:19.399
wearing people on their armor and they're like

01:13:19.399 --> 01:13:22.479
they're not like in a different no They're like

01:13:22.479 --> 01:13:27.680
tattered robes and scroll work and other cool

01:13:27.680 --> 01:13:31.800
stuff that I like. Parchment, yeah. I'd put them

01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:38.279
just below World Eaters, to be honest. I think

01:13:38.279 --> 01:13:41.000
that's a good spot of like, it's still very cool

01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:43.760
and it has its edit, but I know it's not one

01:13:43.760 --> 01:13:45.880
which everyone looks at and goes, oh, that guy's

01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:50.220
dripped out. You know what I mean? Whiskey Goblin

01:13:50.220 --> 01:13:53.619
said to check my super. Skipping ahead, but Sally's

01:13:53.619 --> 01:13:57.220
are B and 40K, A for HH. Okay. I saw your thing.

01:13:57.460 --> 01:14:00.060
All right, salamanders. All right, let's be honest.

01:14:01.960 --> 01:14:06.119
I like when they add more of the dragon hide,

01:14:06.340 --> 01:14:11.180
the teeth, the nocturnian elements. They do a

01:14:11.180 --> 01:14:13.279
lot of the times get confused with the green

01:14:13.279 --> 01:14:15.239
wing of the dark angels because they're the green

01:14:15.239 --> 01:14:20.619
marines. The problem I have with salamanders

01:14:20.619 --> 01:14:26.520
is that unlike the ultramarines and the white

01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:31.720
scars, there's oftentimes an oversimplification

01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:34.319
of like, oh, how do we make them salamanders?

01:14:34.420 --> 01:14:36.760
They wear green and when they take their helmets

01:14:36.760 --> 01:14:39.060
off, you can see the kind of like cold black

01:14:39.060 --> 01:14:42.760
skin. But then the aesthetics of the armor are

01:14:42.760 --> 01:14:46.699
usually quite lacking in 40k. And then 30K, they

01:14:46.699 --> 01:14:49.460
play around a bit more with like, here's like

01:14:49.460 --> 01:14:53.640
an armorial crest. Here's hammers. Here's smithing

01:14:53.640 --> 01:14:56.659
insignias. Here's dragon hide. Here's things

01:14:56.659 --> 01:14:59.220
that make them look a little bit different. And

01:14:59.220 --> 01:15:02.600
it's a shame that I don't think it's quite there.

01:15:02.760 --> 01:15:05.699
I think it needs a bit more work to really pop.

01:15:06.739 --> 01:15:08.720
Yeah, I know what you mean with like, it's cool,

01:15:08.779 --> 01:15:11.960
but there's a missing ingredient somewhere. Like,

01:15:11.979 --> 01:15:14.869
that's the thing. It doesn't... there's a reason

01:15:14.869 --> 01:15:16.909
why if you look at salamanders it doesn't punch

01:15:16.909 --> 01:15:21.550
up into s2 and i think everyone can feel it i

01:15:21.550 --> 01:15:27.390
would say maybe just just below space or actually

01:15:27.390 --> 01:15:31.869
yeah i think yeah that's a good point i think

01:15:31.869 --> 01:15:33.890
that's the thing like everyone like that's the

01:15:33.890 --> 01:15:35.850
thing as much as like probably if you're gonna

01:15:35.850 --> 01:15:39.529
scream at us in the chat everyone likes salamanders

01:15:39.529 --> 01:15:43.699
they like them why do they not go you know like

01:15:43.699 --> 01:15:45.680
why is no one going like oh my god it's the best

01:15:45.680 --> 01:15:49.300
thing i've ever seen why is no one saying that

01:15:49.300 --> 01:15:52.079
so i think yeah when are they gonna get a dragon

01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:54.560
themed helmet that you could put on your like

01:15:54.560 --> 01:15:57.359
models that'd be that's a that's a win i'll tell

01:15:57.359 --> 01:16:02.539
you it's cool though and and um vulcan haystans

01:16:02.539 --> 01:16:03.920
model is cool but that's because he's a named

01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:07.319
character so of course it's going to be um raven

01:16:07.319 --> 01:16:11.000
guard hot topic marines They do have some cool

01:16:11.000 --> 01:16:15.659
ones. The ones with the white helmets. I mean,

01:16:16.060 --> 01:16:18.800
Ethan Sean, the newer Captain Master model, is

01:16:18.800 --> 01:16:24.859
so... He is really dripped out, and that is really

01:16:24.859 --> 01:16:27.960
cool. The average Raven Guard is not so much,

01:16:28.060 --> 01:16:32.380
but you know what? I would put them just below

01:16:32.380 --> 01:16:35.899
Ultramarines, I'd say. They have some Marines.

01:16:36.279 --> 01:16:37.819
Yes. Cause they have some of them. Like they

01:16:37.819 --> 01:16:40.500
have the, the beaky helmet. They often come with

01:16:40.500 --> 01:16:42.619
beaky helmets. Cause it is what I'm going to

01:16:42.619 --> 01:16:46.399
suggest. Right. I'm going to say here. Cause

01:16:46.399 --> 01:16:49.720
honestly they have the beaky helmet, but anyone

01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:51.720
can have the beaky helmet. And the only thing

01:16:51.720 --> 01:16:54.520
is say, what's your thing? Understated black

01:16:54.520 --> 01:16:57.420
armor. A phone. Sean has a cool mini, just like

01:16:57.420 --> 01:17:00.220
Vulcan. Hey, Stalin has a cool mini. But again,

01:17:00.359 --> 01:17:04.149
I feel like. Yeah. Fair enough. they they need

01:17:04.149 --> 01:17:07.670
more like unique things like cloaks or things

01:17:07.670 --> 01:17:11.149
concealing bits of armor or like cowls but not

01:17:11.149 --> 01:17:14.770
like dark angels cows more motifs of like raven

01:17:14.770 --> 01:17:17.609
skulls or like wings because at the moment i

01:17:17.609 --> 01:17:19.949
just think they're just you just dip them in

01:17:19.949 --> 01:17:22.069
black paint and that's a raven garden it's like

01:17:22.069 --> 01:17:26.529
oh is there much variation not really and beaky's

01:17:26.529 --> 01:17:29.119
are iconic but also let's not forget Crimson

01:17:29.119 --> 01:17:32.000
Fists had Beakies, and Beakies, like Malum Kaido

01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:34.920
is the most popular Beaky at the moment. Beakies

01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:37.039
are everywhere, not just the Raven Guard. Yeah,

01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:42.340
fair enough, fair enough. Alpha Legion. I love

01:17:42.340 --> 01:17:44.800
their colour scheme. I think it maybe goes bottom

01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:48.039
of S tier, to be honest. I like that. That's,

01:17:48.140 --> 01:17:52.579
you know, that shiny metallic. I love it. It's...

01:17:52.579 --> 01:17:55.760
Scales. Yeah, because it makes the average Marine

01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.250
look quite cool. Again, just on the visual side

01:18:00.250 --> 01:18:02.270
of it, everything else would probably lower them,

01:18:02.430 --> 01:18:05.489
but just on the visual, they belong in S tier.

01:18:05.670 --> 01:18:09.090
And they have the Ifrit helmets and they're not

01:18:09.090 --> 01:18:12.770
too... The pattern is complicated, but the adornments

01:18:12.770 --> 01:18:16.609
aren't. So even the Chaos coded ones are more

01:18:16.609 --> 01:18:18.970
like, ah, you can tell it's an Alpha Legionary.

01:18:19.550 --> 01:18:22.050
It's got some extra filigree and some flair,

01:18:22.130 --> 01:18:25.470
but it's also clearly identifiable and it's unique.

01:18:26.090 --> 01:18:27.770
compared to the rest of the space marines which

01:18:27.770 --> 01:18:30.869
is quite cool um and it doesn't take too much

01:18:30.869 --> 01:18:33.890
and also alfarius's helmet is the coolest of

01:18:33.890 --> 01:18:35.989
all the helmets it's like i think he has the

01:18:35.989 --> 01:18:39.649
coolest primark armor as well yeah that case

01:18:39.649 --> 01:18:42.390
all right templars let's get over with templars

01:18:42.390 --> 01:18:46.550
they are drippy though they are drippy i'm gonna

01:18:46.550 --> 01:18:48.970
have to put them in s i gotta do it yeah because

01:18:48.970 --> 01:18:51.569
they just it just it just works and i want to

01:18:51.569 --> 01:18:56.500
say of the space marines they must be like top

01:18:56.500 --> 01:18:58.979
because when people think space means they think

01:18:58.979 --> 01:19:02.020
templars usually even if they're not a fan of

01:19:02.020 --> 01:19:04.859
the templars they're still like well clean color

01:19:04.859 --> 01:19:08.439
scheme plenty of room for adding some cool stuff

01:19:08.439 --> 01:19:11.039
like the candles that are melting on the the

01:19:11.039 --> 01:19:14.539
backpacks the swords the filigree the the laurel

01:19:14.539 --> 01:19:17.100
wreaths the the things that make them unique

01:19:17.100 --> 01:19:20.640
and also like the chain swords to the arms chaplains

01:19:20.640 --> 01:19:24.020
all that stuff is oh it's it's cool it's just

01:19:24.020 --> 01:19:28.470
the aesthetic of warhammer down to a t um enough

01:19:28.470 --> 01:19:32.590
said uh crimson fists i want to put that right

01:19:32.590 --> 01:19:36.729
next to imperial fists it's kind of the same

01:19:36.729 --> 01:19:41.210
thing right i want to say it's a bit better i

01:19:41.210 --> 01:19:43.029
like how it's more understated where it's just

01:19:43.029 --> 01:19:48.529
red gloves blue armor simple popular space yeah

01:19:48.529 --> 01:19:52.069
i prefer the colors more but it's not they don't

01:19:52.069 --> 01:19:54.399
have anything else that's I would say much better

01:19:54.399 --> 01:19:57.000
than the imperial fist. So I think they're okay.

01:19:57.159 --> 01:20:03.079
They are drippy. They are cool looking. This

01:20:03.079 --> 01:20:05.819
is from George. This isn't even like a, he's

01:20:05.819 --> 01:20:08.180
put a Spartan helmet. It's such a slam dunk that

01:20:08.180 --> 01:20:10.399
they did that. People would buy it, but this

01:20:10.399 --> 01:20:14.060
isn't real. This is a stylized minotaur. I put

01:20:14.060 --> 01:20:22.770
them. That's the thing. I think the Ultrons are

01:20:22.770 --> 01:20:27.390
more satisfying and more iconic. They just need

01:20:27.390 --> 01:20:29.369
to have shields and lances. Put them out there.

01:20:29.869 --> 01:20:31.909
Have lances that you could use for Iron Snakes

01:20:31.909 --> 01:20:34.729
and Minotaurs. People would buy it. Howling Griffins,

01:20:34.750 --> 01:20:37.149
I just wanted to add a bisected color scheme

01:20:37.149 --> 01:20:39.189
because we didn't have any. And I was like, that's

01:20:39.189 --> 01:20:42.569
fun. Four corners, different colors. It is another

01:20:42.569 --> 01:20:44.710
Iron Hand. Put it above the other original Iron

01:20:44.710 --> 01:20:46.590
Hands. That would be hilarious. There you go.

01:20:47.949 --> 01:20:51.399
Lamenters, yellow. i had to put them in i lament

01:20:51.399 --> 01:20:53.880
that they don't they are technically just blood

01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:58.180
angels so i don't know about s i don't know if

01:20:58.180 --> 01:21:02.659
that yeah i don't know the the the the harlequin

01:21:02.659 --> 01:21:04.880
style but you know and then heart pattern on

01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:08.539
the shoulder really arises above that much yeah

01:21:08.539 --> 01:21:10.399
the checkerboard has been the bane of many a

01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:14.250
painter's life i'm sure um flesh terrors this

01:21:14.250 --> 01:21:15.689
one I put for you because I know that's just

01:21:15.689 --> 01:21:17.989
yeah that's because I do like that color scheme

01:21:17.989 --> 01:21:19.770
I don't know if everyone else feels the same

01:21:19.770 --> 01:21:24.989
way I put it maybe above the word bearers I think

01:21:24.989 --> 01:21:27.989
above word bearers in a is like because it is

01:21:27.989 --> 01:21:29.529
bloody doors and they are cool but they're more

01:21:29.529 --> 01:21:33.210
like visceral and you know terrifying and spiky

01:21:33.210 --> 01:21:36.130
compared to you know they're not pure like the

01:21:36.130 --> 01:21:40.729
uh the good old original chapter and that's a

01:21:40.729 --> 01:21:46.659
good Car Caridons. They are S tier. They have

01:21:46.659 --> 01:21:50.060
a visual language that the other ones don't.

01:21:50.060 --> 01:21:53.439
Normal Space Rangers don't possess. You look

01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:59.720
at it and you know it's cool. I'd say below Night

01:21:59.720 --> 01:22:05.500
Lords, I think. We're doing something about Caridons

01:22:05.500 --> 01:22:10.100
and Night Lords very soon, me and you. It's just

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:13.319
a cool visual together. Yeah, understated with

01:22:13.319 --> 01:22:15.699
the tribal markings. That's such a cool little

01:22:15.699 --> 01:22:20.100
spice to them. Well, they also use different

01:22:20.100 --> 01:22:22.800
parts. They're using older patterns of power

01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:25.779
armor, and they have, let's see, literally like

01:22:25.779 --> 01:22:30.659
pauldrons with the iconic studs and shark's teeth,

01:22:30.760 --> 01:22:32.960
necklaces everywhere. It's pretty damn cool.

01:22:35.180 --> 01:22:40.859
Grey Knights. Silver. They are drippy, though.

01:22:40.939 --> 01:22:43.680
That's the thing. They've got their own heraldic

01:22:43.680 --> 01:22:46.960
motifs of the shields with the red and white

01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:50.220
colour schemes, and they all mean different things.

01:22:50.340 --> 01:22:52.020
That's quite a nice little detail. You know what?

01:22:52.840 --> 01:22:57.359
Just above Custodes, I think, I think of the

01:22:57.359 --> 01:23:03.859
trailer for Chaos Gate, and all of them kneeling

01:23:03.859 --> 01:23:06.319
together in synchronisation. You're like, damn!

01:23:07.319 --> 01:23:11.619
It is the iconic night. Shiny uniform fun with

01:23:11.619 --> 01:23:13.539
a bit of personality. You get some of the ones

01:23:13.539 --> 01:23:16.420
like obviously Drago with this massive banner

01:23:16.420 --> 01:23:19.479
on his shoulders and Garan Crow, who's like the

01:23:19.479 --> 01:23:21.680
only named Grey Knight who's not in Terminator

01:23:21.680 --> 01:23:25.619
armor. But yeah, it's good fun. Death Watch.

01:23:25.880 --> 01:23:27.640
I think Death Watch is going to go up there too.

01:23:27.640 --> 01:23:29.600
Death Watch is cool. I think Death Watch would

01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:34.159
go... Yeah, I mean, yeah, actually that's a good

01:23:34.159 --> 01:23:37.199
spot because like... they they like look like

01:23:37.199 --> 01:23:39.239
the coolest of the normal space rings almost

01:23:39.239 --> 01:23:42.579
like they they have a kind of like yeah that

01:23:42.579 --> 01:23:45.880
iconic shoulder literally that shoulder and arm

01:23:45.880 --> 01:23:48.640
just makes it and obviously the fact like all

01:23:48.640 --> 01:23:50.979
these different groups get tied together and

01:23:50.979 --> 01:23:53.300
there's one you know basically Elite Commando

01:23:53.300 --> 01:23:58.020
unit black armor I think it's damn cool Colin

01:23:58.989 --> 01:24:00.850
It's trying to enter the stream, but it's saying

01:24:00.850 --> 01:24:05.029
device is not connected. Sorry, Colin. We made

01:24:05.029 --> 01:24:11.850
it to the end anyway. Black Legion. I don't care

01:24:11.850 --> 01:24:14.789
too much about Black Legion. You don't care about

01:24:14.789 --> 01:24:18.630
Black Legion? I put them just above World Eaters.

01:24:18.789 --> 01:24:23.710
I don't know if they look too normal. Is he in?

01:24:24.170 --> 01:24:27.689
Colin, your OBS is open. That's why. It's not

01:24:27.689 --> 01:24:36.550
open. it says it is damn it oh colin is a is

01:24:36.550 --> 01:24:40.470
a uh is a is an obs picture uh but he is here

01:24:40.470 --> 01:24:45.390
hello colin he's here he'll try and work it out

01:24:45.390 --> 01:24:47.949
okay uh well so what do you so what are your

01:24:47.949 --> 01:24:50.289
thoughts on black legion how like you just don't

01:24:50.289 --> 01:24:54.510
like the the black and gold aesthetic no i tell

01:24:54.510 --> 01:24:57.640
me you look at that and you're not like You're

01:24:57.640 --> 01:24:59.899
way more drawn to other stuff compared to them.

01:25:00.979 --> 01:25:05.800
It's just too almost safe, I'd say. Yeah, but

01:25:05.800 --> 01:25:07.739
they're like the standard. They're what everyone

01:25:07.739 --> 01:25:11.060
else goes off of. Spiky boys. If we're rating

01:25:11.060 --> 01:25:14.979
these guys by drip, then I don't know how high

01:25:14.979 --> 01:25:17.300
that puts them on the list. I would say just

01:25:17.300 --> 01:25:22.699
below World Eaters, I would say an A. Because

01:25:22.699 --> 01:25:25.579
everything else above it is more... cool. Everything

01:25:25.579 --> 01:25:28.279
else below it isn't as cool. Well, Colin, before

01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:30.220
we get into the Xenos, because we saved them

01:25:30.220 --> 01:25:33.819
for you, can you see the list? I can see the

01:25:33.819 --> 01:25:37.619
list perfectly fine. I don't know why. That's

01:25:37.619 --> 01:25:45.470
okay. There he is. Did you have any disagreements

01:25:45.470 --> 01:25:47.750
with things we've placed? Because I put some

01:25:47.750 --> 01:25:49.930
things lower than I'd like and some things higher

01:25:49.930 --> 01:25:51.770
than I'd like because Hal has been twisting my

01:25:51.770 --> 01:25:55.270
arm. I'm actually not really compliant. What

01:25:55.270 --> 01:25:58.409
is the second thing at top of A tier? Well, yeah.

01:25:58.470 --> 01:26:01.350
Dark angels. All right, never mind. I thought

01:26:01.350 --> 01:26:03.689
someone was trying to gaslight me into putting

01:26:03.689 --> 01:26:05.430
the salamanders up there. I was going to say

01:26:05.430 --> 01:26:08.390
you are an all mad man. No, we put them in B

01:26:08.390 --> 01:26:11.529
because, again, I said they're missing an ingredient.

01:26:12.239 --> 01:26:14.979
Because they're just green, oftentimes. It's

01:26:14.979 --> 01:26:21.920
a shame. This all seems mostly pretty well. I

01:26:21.920 --> 01:26:23.720
think the only thing is I would probably put

01:26:23.720 --> 01:26:26.079
the Tau a little higher up. Still maybe in B

01:26:26.079 --> 01:26:30.600
tier. The Tau aren't B. No, still in B tier,

01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:37.189
but higher in B tier. I like the OG with the

01:26:37.189 --> 01:26:40.010
ochre, whatever you call that color scheme. I

01:26:40.010 --> 01:26:43.689
feel like that not being standard anymore has

01:26:43.689 --> 01:26:46.829
been such a hindrance to them. That OG color

01:26:46.829 --> 01:26:50.050
scheme just gives them so much more aura. Yeah.

01:26:50.369 --> 01:26:53.550
What we were saying about if Eli was here, he'd

01:26:53.550 --> 01:26:55.770
be bemoaning that they've got too many mechs

01:26:55.770 --> 01:26:58.310
and not enough infantry and vehicles because

01:26:58.310 --> 01:27:01.239
it's like... they've kind of thrown the the baby

01:27:01.239 --> 01:27:03.899
out with the bath water in that regard and i

01:27:03.899 --> 01:27:06.340
i was saying i think they lean a bit too heavily

01:27:06.340 --> 01:27:09.859
into being japanese coded and therefore it becomes

01:27:09.859 --> 01:27:12.739
a bit generic it's kind of like oh what's your

01:27:12.739 --> 01:27:15.960
thing oh what if what if it was like it's like

01:27:15.960 --> 01:27:17.819
the the i don't know what they're called the

01:27:17.819 --> 01:27:20.500
the birds in endless space who are also samurai

01:27:20.500 --> 01:27:23.000
it's like oh let me guess they have katanas and

01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:27.180
they're about honor and they it's like yeah it's

01:27:27.180 --> 01:27:30.029
the tao it's just the tao But with mechs, like

01:27:30.029 --> 01:27:33.250
Gundam. It's a Tau. He's just a Tau. He's just

01:27:33.250 --> 01:27:36.210
a Tau. What do we have next, Andy? We have...

01:27:36.210 --> 01:27:43.109
Craft Welders. I don't even know. We're saying

01:27:43.109 --> 01:27:47.350
ignore the lore. I know, I know. Just how they

01:27:47.350 --> 01:27:52.250
look. They're so fucking cool, man. Power Rangers.

01:27:52.369 --> 01:27:54.909
That's the good idea. Yeah, dude. Power Rangers.

01:27:55.090 --> 01:27:59.430
It's awesome. Is it S tier, though? I think they're

01:27:59.430 --> 01:28:01.409
pretty cool. I think they're pretty up there.

01:28:01.930 --> 01:28:08.210
The Phoenix Lords, the Sparsiers, the Frontline

01:28:08.210 --> 01:28:11.130
Soldiers, the different Striking Scorpions have

01:28:11.130 --> 01:28:15.789
a cool aesthetic, as do all the different Frontline

01:28:15.789 --> 01:28:18.430
Soldiers, the Dire Avengers, etc. I think they

01:28:18.430 --> 01:28:21.390
all have a distinct look. I like the color palette

01:28:21.390 --> 01:28:24.970
changes. Someone in chat is saying, I hate Eldar

01:28:24.970 --> 01:28:28.750
to my core. You are my man. That's quite rude.

01:28:28.989 --> 01:28:33.109
That's quite impolite of you. And they're varied

01:28:33.109 --> 01:28:35.829
enough. If you don't like something they do,

01:28:36.109 --> 01:28:40.890
there's something they do right. If you don't

01:28:40.890 --> 01:28:43.590
like the Aspect Warriors, you got the Wraith

01:28:43.590 --> 01:28:48.689
Guard. I just don't like how it doesn't reflect.

01:28:51.060 --> 01:28:53.000
ancient civilization do you know what i mean

01:28:53.000 --> 01:28:56.560
what do you mean by that like it's almost too

01:28:56.560 --> 01:29:00.960
clean what do you mean by that like i don't get

01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:03.659
the like in terms of when i look at when i was

01:29:03.659 --> 01:29:05.739
like a kid and i was looking at warhammer i didn't

01:29:05.739 --> 01:29:10.039
know any of the lore stuff i just wasn't like

01:29:10.039 --> 01:29:12.479
i was crazy over like wood earls and other stuff

01:29:12.479 --> 01:29:16.180
from like fantasy universes but i just wasn't

01:29:16.180 --> 01:29:18.880
i don't know if like they are they are dripped

01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:22.989
out I don't disagree, but I think maybe top of

01:29:22.989 --> 01:29:26.250
A makes sense. It's just that there's something

01:29:26.250 --> 01:29:30.609
about it. I don't know. I just can't say. See,

01:29:31.109 --> 01:29:33.149
I'm going to say on that, if that's your argument,

01:29:33.250 --> 01:29:35.149
though, then the custodians need to come down

01:29:35.149 --> 01:29:37.489
because if they're too clean, but they don't

01:29:37.489 --> 01:29:40.489
reflect the rotting, decaying society, then there

01:29:40.489 --> 01:29:44.210
is no way the custodians belong in A tier. All

01:29:44.210 --> 01:29:45.970
right. I'm going to do something unprecedented

01:29:45.970 --> 01:29:49.029
in lore crimes history. You ready, Colin? flip

01:29:49.029 --> 01:29:55.750
a coin oh oh oh wherever they end up in here

01:29:55.750 --> 01:29:58.350
i'm perfectly happy with because here's the thing

01:29:58.350 --> 01:30:02.130
this is everything from farseers to dire avengers

01:30:02.130 --> 01:30:07.050
to phoenix lords to exodotes well exodotes will

01:30:07.050 --> 01:30:09.170
just bundle in but it's like you've got everything

01:30:09.170 --> 01:30:11.850
from the wise seers to the frontline soldiers

01:30:11.850 --> 01:30:15.239
to Like every different craft world color scheme,

01:30:15.399 --> 01:30:18.079
you've got the big spears, you've got the guns

01:30:18.079 --> 01:30:20.199
with the shuriken blasters, and you've got so

01:30:20.199 --> 01:30:22.600
much cool stuff aesthetically that's unique.

01:30:23.300 --> 01:30:26.199
I think they deserve, and this is a whole range

01:30:26.199 --> 01:30:28.340
as well, so I think they deserve to be quite

01:30:28.340 --> 01:30:32.100
high up there. Dog. Oh, there we go. Dog is being,

01:30:32.300 --> 01:30:35.220
she's been deeply unhappy with me after coming

01:30:35.220 --> 01:30:37.199
back and, you know, from leaving her for two

01:30:37.199 --> 01:30:39.819
weeks. Oh, there's a dog down there. Good, good.

01:30:40.020 --> 01:30:45.359
Hey, Russ. Yeah, I've got to put the Eldar up

01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:47.960
there a bit. Speaking of Eldar, here's some Eldar

01:30:47.960 --> 01:30:51.300
Drakkari. These guys are more drippy than their

01:30:51.300 --> 01:30:54.779
nicer cousins, I would say. Literally, in some

01:30:54.779 --> 01:31:01.520
cases. Their armor is just cool. It's so cool.

01:31:02.619 --> 01:31:06.380
Scary. I wouldn't wear all of it. No. I think

01:31:06.380 --> 01:31:08.819
the problem I have with the Dark Eldar is they

01:31:08.819 --> 01:31:11.359
have, it's all spikes and black, so it blends

01:31:11.359 --> 01:31:14.060
into itself a lot more than the different, like,

01:31:14.079 --> 01:31:17.300
Aspect Warriors, or what do you call it, like

01:31:17.300 --> 01:31:19.239
the Wraith Guard. Although, you know, they do

01:31:19.239 --> 01:31:21.239
kind of make up for it. They've got some monsters

01:31:21.239 --> 01:31:23.220
and goobers, and they've got the Mandrakes there,

01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:27.840
so that does make up for it. I think it's a good

01:31:27.840 --> 01:31:30.180
warrior. Just above the Crawford, I think, really.

01:31:31.520 --> 01:31:35.319
Any... I think I get... Just purely on a visual

01:31:35.319 --> 01:31:40.439
language, they are just a little bit more than

01:31:40.439 --> 01:31:43.640
whatever their craft world cousins are. Just

01:31:43.640 --> 01:31:47.300
one. Just one little bit. I do have one, actually,

01:31:47.439 --> 01:31:49.560
looking through the list really quick. One question.

01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:52.579
Who's between where the Tau are now and the Lamenters?

01:31:54.060 --> 01:31:58.319
That's the Raven Guard. Why... How come they

01:31:58.319 --> 01:32:02.449
ain't in C tier? Because they have some cool

01:32:02.449 --> 01:32:04.390
guys in them. I think it's because they're clean

01:32:04.390 --> 01:32:08.430
more than anything. You know the white helmeted

01:32:08.430 --> 01:32:11.729
jump pack guys? And then there's the chapter

01:32:11.729 --> 01:32:14.590
master. They have a few of them that are pretty

01:32:14.590 --> 01:32:16.529
dripped out. That's fair. I guess that's fair.

01:32:16.789 --> 01:32:19.949
And beaky helmets. The beakies are cool and they

01:32:19.949 --> 01:32:24.250
are the beaky guys. Alright, fair enough. Simple.

01:32:24.810 --> 01:32:28.710
Are we saying that we'll put Drukhari above the

01:32:28.710 --> 01:32:33.390
Crofwells? I think so. Just purely on a visual.

01:32:33.689 --> 01:32:36.649
You know, if Hal is acquiescing to let the Eldar

01:32:36.649 --> 01:32:39.109
be up there, I can make that sacrifice, I guess.

01:32:39.310 --> 01:32:42.090
Okay. Although, actually, I have one. Hang on

01:32:42.090 --> 01:32:44.430
a minute. Hang on a minute. Hang on. Is that

01:32:44.430 --> 01:32:47.250
the Armageddon Steel Legion in C tier? Yeah.

01:32:47.609 --> 01:32:52.289
I know. Why? I couldn't believe it. Andy. I'm

01:32:52.289 --> 01:32:54.229
just saying, they just have jackets. Yeah, but,

01:32:54.270 --> 01:32:57.510
like, the gas mask and jacket combo is so loved

01:32:57.510 --> 01:32:59.850
for a reason. We've already got Krieg. Yeah,

01:32:59.850 --> 01:33:03.289
but, like, the Steel Legion was here first. Krieg

01:33:03.289 --> 01:33:05.970
used to be a recolor of the Steel Legion. But

01:33:05.970 --> 01:33:08.609
the Kriegers have, like, a bit more variety of,

01:33:08.630 --> 01:33:11.470
like, whereas the Steel Legion all look just

01:33:11.470 --> 01:33:14.770
guys in jackets with masks. And I'm like, drip

01:33:14.770 --> 01:33:17.409
-wise, that's just, I've got a coat, and so does

01:33:17.409 --> 01:33:19.840
my mate. And everyone's got the same coat. Yeah,

01:33:19.939 --> 01:33:23.359
but a lot of people just have a coat. Like, look

01:33:23.359 --> 01:33:25.960
at Van Helsing. I know, but you're competing

01:33:25.960 --> 01:33:28.340
with the Mordians with all those medals and the

01:33:28.340 --> 01:33:30.439
dress blues, and you've got rogue traders and

01:33:30.439 --> 01:33:33.939
death -masked Macavian janissaries and navigators.

01:33:34.600 --> 01:33:38.039
It's like... The Lucifer blacks with the berets

01:33:38.039 --> 01:33:40.800
looking shiny. We're talking about just visuals.

01:33:40.939 --> 01:33:42.680
We're not talking about how cool the lore is.

01:33:42.739 --> 01:33:44.939
We're just talking about our visuals. They look

01:33:44.939 --> 01:33:49.520
so sick. I wanted it higher as well. I wouldn't

01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:51.020
say it was drip. I'd say it's like, it's cool,

01:33:51.119 --> 01:33:53.699
but it's like, if everyone's wearing it as well,

01:33:53.739 --> 01:33:56.100
is it really drip? Is it really like, it's like,

01:33:56.199 --> 01:33:58.319
at least with a Mordian who's wearing the same

01:33:58.319 --> 01:34:00.180
uniform, he's got a variety of different medals

01:34:00.180 --> 01:34:02.460
than his mates. Yeah. What do you say? Like,

01:34:02.520 --> 01:34:06.380
man, that guy's dripped out in his dust coat.

01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:09.960
Yeah. I've played new Vegas. I would say that.

01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:15.020
Yeah. But new Vegas. uh ncr ranger looks cooler

01:34:15.020 --> 01:34:17.560
than a steel legionary come on oh well yeah that's

01:34:17.560 --> 01:34:20.159
absolutely true don't get me wrong the ncr ranger

01:34:20.159 --> 01:34:23.239
uniform is one of the hardest and they got more

01:34:23.239 --> 01:34:25.239
customization with like the the bits of the armor

01:34:25.239 --> 01:34:26.840
and i'm the only reason i put it there is because

01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:29.079
we've got to have a baseline the ecclesiarch

01:34:29.079 --> 01:34:31.760
is here with the pope hat so like he's above

01:34:31.760 --> 01:34:36.159
cadia that's the main thing all right um harley

01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:38.720
quins they've got to be i mean that i would almost

01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:41.359
say that's the most dripped out one could look

01:34:41.359 --> 01:34:43.859
oh yeah They're so dripped out that painting

01:34:43.859 --> 01:34:48.159
them is a physical challenge. Like, look at that

01:34:48.159 --> 01:34:51.439
thing. Do you even have to say anything? That's

01:34:51.439 --> 01:34:59.239
just crazy. Yeah. Enough said. Orcs. I don't

01:34:59.239 --> 01:35:04.140
know if orcs are dripped out, per se. What do

01:35:04.140 --> 01:35:11.729
you call me? I would almost say... I don't even

01:35:11.729 --> 01:35:15.050
know if I'd even put them in... Because bad moons

01:35:15.050 --> 01:35:17.729
are putting a bit of work into it. I wouldn't

01:35:17.729 --> 01:35:20.609
say top of seed, because generally, just looking

01:35:20.609 --> 01:35:25.489
at it, it's just a bunch of scrap. I'd say at

01:35:25.489 --> 01:35:30.789
least B. The thing is, the scrap fit... The average

01:35:30.789 --> 01:35:33.689
orc is basically just wearing a t -shirt and

01:35:33.689 --> 01:35:36.750
pants. Alright, counter -argument. Freebooters.

01:35:37.740 --> 01:35:41.340
true but i mean come on the pirate cap come on

01:35:41.340 --> 01:35:44.159
commandos with the berets and the stealth gear

01:35:44.159 --> 01:35:46.279
yeah got the death skulls with the with the the

01:35:46.279 --> 01:35:48.779
kind of blue paint you got the the the snake

01:35:48.779 --> 01:35:51.279
bites are probably the least drippy but then

01:35:51.279 --> 01:35:53.340
the goths even have like their own aesthetic

01:35:53.340 --> 01:35:58.119
what are the ones the jet pack that's just a

01:35:58.119 --> 01:36:00.039
tom and jerry rocket on their back is that storm

01:36:00.039 --> 01:36:04.520
boys yeah that's that's fun that's fun it's like

01:36:04.520 --> 01:36:07.289
they're you know the The war boss covered in

01:36:07.289 --> 01:36:10.189
scrap crap metal. It has its own kind of aura

01:36:10.189 --> 01:36:14.350
that it's bringing to the table. I think that's

01:36:14.350 --> 01:36:16.170
fine where they are, actually. That's a good...

01:36:16.170 --> 01:36:21.609
And lastly, Necrons. Green. One blue guy, greens.

01:36:22.390 --> 01:36:26.789
Are Necrons dripped out? Some of them are. Even

01:36:26.789 --> 01:36:29.210
for the baseline, I'd say there's some level

01:36:29.210 --> 01:36:31.789
of drip the Terminator look gives you, right?

01:36:32.329 --> 01:36:36.100
There's a presence with that. Imhotek is dripped

01:36:36.100 --> 01:36:46.699
out. I'd say Southern King. Imhotek. Yeah, Imhotek.

01:36:49.779 --> 01:36:52.479
He's got Cyclops Eye going on. When I've described

01:36:52.479 --> 01:36:55.739
cool Necron characters or Necron models, I've

01:36:55.739 --> 01:36:58.460
never gone, that guy is dripped out. I don't

01:36:58.460 --> 01:37:00.819
think I've even said it in those words. Lame

01:37:00.819 --> 01:37:03.739
ones are doing a lot of accessorizing. Yeah,

01:37:03.739 --> 01:37:07.880
they have drip. It's dripping off of them. Yeah,

01:37:07.939 --> 01:37:13.600
blue more than drip. I'd put them, you know what,

01:37:13.739 --> 01:37:15.619
I should put them next to the Mechanicus because

01:37:15.619 --> 01:37:20.439
there's a certain amount of like, you know, there's

01:37:20.439 --> 01:37:23.079
an iconic look to it. It's not going to be everyone's

01:37:23.079 --> 01:37:25.520
favorite necessarily, like just a pure visual

01:37:25.520 --> 01:37:30.260
standpoint, but it is cool. It is an A. I think

01:37:30.260 --> 01:37:33.779
it's fine if it's an A. okay well that's the

01:37:33.779 --> 01:37:36.159
whole list again colin are there any you disagree

01:37:36.159 --> 01:37:39.840
with particularly fervently okay next to next

01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:41.979
to nurgle in between the salamander them and

01:37:41.979 --> 01:37:51.079
who's blue sons of horus i we thought like some

01:37:51.079 --> 01:37:53.699
of their unique stuff is cool but it's also not

01:37:53.699 --> 01:37:57.229
good enough to go in a all right all right And

01:37:57.229 --> 01:37:59.270
they're relegated to 30k, so you'll never see

01:37:59.270 --> 01:38:01.630
any modern ones anyway. Also that, yeah, there

01:38:01.630 --> 01:38:03.970
is kind of a hard limit on when they're the Sons

01:38:03.970 --> 01:38:07.109
of Horus. Yeah. Let's see. Is that the Grey Knights

01:38:07.109 --> 01:38:10.930
next to the Sister of Battle? Sister of Battle?

01:38:10.930 --> 01:38:14.810
Oh, that's a Arbitrator. No, to the left. Oh,

01:38:14.829 --> 01:38:18.529
that's an Iron Warrior. I don't think they belong

01:38:18.529 --> 01:38:20.489
that high up there. I don't think the hazard

01:38:20.489 --> 01:38:24.050
stripes are that drippy. They look cool. I don't

01:38:24.050 --> 01:38:25.970
think the hazard stripe is enough to get them

01:38:25.970 --> 01:38:30.430
in A tier. Upper B tier, yeah, but I don't think

01:38:30.430 --> 01:38:33.069
yellow and black stripes is enough to earn you.

01:38:33.649 --> 01:38:36.250
You're a big hitter. I think the simplicity,

01:38:36.449 --> 01:38:40.250
though, is where it's at with them. The visual

01:38:40.250 --> 01:38:44.729
look of an Iron Warrior just screams like, yeah.

01:38:45.979 --> 01:38:50.579
the raven guy it's but it yeah that note said

01:38:50.579 --> 01:38:52.760
that the raven guard should be like up there

01:38:52.760 --> 01:38:55.159
because they got they're pretty simple with it

01:38:55.159 --> 01:38:57.640
it's still pretty striking but like that's not

01:38:57.640 --> 01:39:00.359
i don't look at either of those two legions i

01:39:00.359 --> 01:39:03.640
guess and look go like because like tau have

01:39:03.640 --> 01:39:05.699
got more stuff going on in the iron warriors

01:39:05.699 --> 01:39:08.319
even death guard have like more it's the simplicity

01:39:08.319 --> 01:39:11.260
is good which is why i'm happy with like upper

01:39:11.260 --> 01:39:16.279
half of b tier but i i've like I see like A tier

01:39:16.279 --> 01:39:18.180
is stuff where I look at and I'd go like, damn,

01:39:18.300 --> 01:39:25.600
that's pretty good. Yeah. I think we've done

01:39:25.600 --> 01:39:29.779
a good job though, I think. No, I'm liking the

01:39:29.779 --> 01:39:31.659
look of this list. I'm sorry I wasn't here for

01:39:31.659 --> 01:39:36.000
most of it. That's all right. I have one question.

01:39:36.739 --> 01:39:42.140
Okay. For Hal, how much did it kill you to see

01:39:42.140 --> 01:39:47.760
the Leagues of Otan not at the bottom? i i was

01:39:47.760 --> 01:39:50.819
i was actually really good this episode i didn't

01:39:50.819 --> 01:39:54.640
even put the thousand suns nest here i put the

01:39:54.640 --> 01:40:00.039
iron hands in b and my soul hurt from doing that

01:40:00.039 --> 01:40:03.319
yeah yeah here's your here's a question for you

01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:05.380
colin we were talking about this Do you reckon

01:40:05.380 --> 01:40:07.239
the Leagues of Otan would be better if they were,

01:40:07.260 --> 01:40:10.300
like, Firefly -esque, just keep the dustcoats,

01:40:10.300 --> 01:40:13.819
lever action, power weapons, revolvers, sheriff

01:40:13.819 --> 01:40:16.319
aesthetic with the runic things as, like, badges,

01:40:16.359 --> 01:40:19.720
rather than its smaller space, shorter space

01:40:19.720 --> 01:40:22.020
marines that are a bit girthier? Ooh, I like,

01:40:22.020 --> 01:40:23.979
I kind of like what you're putting down with

01:40:23.979 --> 01:40:26.100
that, yeah. That would kind of, like, tie into

01:40:26.100 --> 01:40:28.399
the old, like, history as the squats, like, with

01:40:28.399 --> 01:40:30.739
the American biker gang stuff, too. And you could

01:40:30.739 --> 01:40:33.300
have the miners be more like prospectors. and

01:40:33.300 --> 01:40:36.680
you'd have the americana yeah rather than it's

01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:39.720
space wars again in it i i want to i want to

01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:42.479
live in that timeline shit yeah yeah and they

01:40:42.479 --> 01:40:44.520
have convoys across the galaxy that they protect

01:40:44.520 --> 01:40:47.560
and that's how they do trade with convoys that'd

01:40:47.560 --> 01:40:51.699
be pretty yeah so we got there i got to go to

01:40:51.699 --> 01:40:55.560
the heart fire and go to the ai core so so many

01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:57.840
ideas for the leagues of otan that i wish we

01:40:57.840 --> 01:41:03.720
got I was holding back my venom. I cannot believe

01:41:03.720 --> 01:41:06.680
that I had such a missed opportunity. I'm not

01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:08.100
going to rant about it. We already did it earlier,

01:41:08.319 --> 01:41:11.939
but... Some final thoughts. Can we move up to

01:41:11.939 --> 01:41:16.779
S tier real quick? Yep. Is that... Alright, Black

01:41:16.779 --> 01:41:18.979
Templar. Yeah, alright. I can't deny the Black

01:41:18.979 --> 01:41:20.520
Templar. Who's next to the Black Templar right

01:41:20.520 --> 01:41:23.819
now, though? On the left. Oh, Blood Angels. Oh,

01:41:23.819 --> 01:41:27.100
wait. Who's at the... Is that Grey Knights next

01:41:27.100 --> 01:41:33.930
to the Custodes? Yes. Just a rare normal Power

01:41:33.930 --> 01:41:36.029
Armor rather than Terminator. Yeah, you know,

01:41:36.109 --> 01:41:39.409
I guess I'm trying to remove myself from their

01:41:39.409 --> 01:41:43.489
quite dated at this point models. Yeah, that's

01:41:43.489 --> 01:41:49.310
fair. We were thinking of the Chaos Gate cinematics.

01:41:49.590 --> 01:41:52.270
Yeah, that's fair. Who's next to them in that

01:41:52.270 --> 01:41:54.630
case now? Who's next to the Grey Knight? Alpha

01:41:54.630 --> 01:41:59.920
Legion. As a whole. We think scales are cool.

01:42:00.039 --> 01:42:01.920
We're going to sound like that needs to be lower,

01:42:02.060 --> 01:42:04.319
but we were more like, we just love the simple,

01:42:04.520 --> 01:42:08.800
normal color scheme. Their paint scheme looks

01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:12.439
so goddamn cool. Even I have to admit that it's

01:42:12.439 --> 01:42:14.560
just so cool. And when the scales do come out,

01:42:14.619 --> 01:42:19.159
yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't, it's, you know, yeah,

01:42:19.300 --> 01:42:22.840
yeah, I got nothing. Are we putting the mustard

01:42:22.840 --> 01:42:28.489
marines there just because it's funny? well we

01:42:28.489 --> 01:42:31.770
were just like they don't really have the road

01:42:31.770 --> 01:42:34.130
like they're just kind of generic space marines

01:42:34.130 --> 01:42:38.649
unlike greco -roman for the the romans and mongolian

01:42:38.649 --> 01:42:41.369
and like different they don't quite have their

01:42:41.369 --> 01:42:44.430
own secret sauce oh that's not yellow that was

01:42:44.430 --> 01:42:46.590
who i'm looking at the i forget the name of the

01:42:46.590 --> 01:42:48.909
chapter the mcdonald's the right above the mouse

01:42:50.350 --> 01:42:52.770
Oh, the Lamenters. No, next to the Lamenters,

01:42:52.869 --> 01:42:55.130
the double color. Oh, Howling Griffins, yeah.

01:42:55.310 --> 01:42:58.689
I just wanted a bisected four pattern. I was

01:42:58.689 --> 01:43:00.869
going to say, yeah. You know what? Fair enough.

01:43:01.210 --> 01:43:04.229
The Mustard, they've earned it. Ah, yeah. I see

01:43:04.229 --> 01:43:06.510
what you mean, yeah. The Deadpool and Wolverine

01:43:06.510 --> 01:43:11.949
Marines, there we go. Yeah. And that's that.

01:43:12.130 --> 01:43:15.850
Nice. Why are you here, Colin? Do you want to

01:43:15.850 --> 01:43:17.829
read the last donations we've got? Yeah, I can

01:43:17.829 --> 01:43:20.109
do that. I'll earn it. Goober, thank you for

01:43:20.109 --> 01:43:22.890
the 10 pounds. Goober404, pardon me. Is that

01:43:22.890 --> 01:43:25.229
Sailor Moon holding a squig with a guardsman

01:43:25.229 --> 01:43:29.890
helmet? Yes, it is. That's Boingob. Ah! Kill

01:43:29.890 --> 01:43:34.010
me. Take away my license. I've lost it. But for

01:43:34.010 --> 01:43:37.329
the dogs, treats, and pets, hell yeah. Well,

01:43:37.409 --> 01:43:40.670
to give you an idea, Goober Russell is just kind

01:43:40.670 --> 01:43:44.550
of lying by my feet looking very tired, so I'm

01:43:44.550 --> 01:43:46.710
going to take him to bed in a minute. Poor fella.

01:43:48.939 --> 01:43:51.520
This one's for you as well, Colin. Shark Bornmeyer.

01:43:51.579 --> 01:43:54.640
Thank you for the 10 Canadian. For Colin, I was

01:43:54.640 --> 01:43:56.340
incredibly happy when you veered into Magic the

01:43:56.340 --> 01:43:58.220
Gathering lore in the Goblin video. Well, I'm

01:43:58.220 --> 01:44:00.640
glad we could do that for you. Does it mean you

01:44:00.640 --> 01:44:02.520
might be making more MTG lore videos or incorporating

01:44:02.520 --> 01:44:05.399
more of it into your videos? Maybe for my own

01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:08.819
channel and maybe for Dungeons No Work. On my

01:44:08.819 --> 01:44:10.920
end, it depends on me getting way more into Magic

01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:14.239
the Gathering lore and on... dungeons no work

01:44:14.239 --> 01:44:16.819
that's you know that's also a gaming storyteller

01:44:16.819 --> 01:44:18.680
dutch isn't quite heavily involved with like

01:44:18.680 --> 01:44:20.300
a lot of the research and stuff as well as is

01:44:20.300 --> 01:44:22.500
another fella so we're gonna we'll figure that

01:44:22.500 --> 01:44:27.439
out but i'm not gonna say no spooky kabuki one

01:44:27.439 --> 01:44:30.300
two two thank you as always for the five bucks

01:44:30.300 --> 01:44:32.619
and as always thank you for saving me when i

01:44:32.619 --> 01:44:34.500
flub some of the gotrek and felix lore in my

01:44:34.500 --> 01:44:37.819
brain don't don't read 18 books in three months

01:44:37.819 --> 01:44:42.890
it's not very good for remembering though spooky

01:44:42.890 --> 01:44:45.090
kabuki's done it too i feel like although i think

01:44:45.090 --> 01:44:47.729
i think he you've also you're also like the rules

01:44:47.729 --> 01:44:51.989
guy whenever we beat the rules a massive help

01:44:51.989 --> 01:44:54.630
may all of you miss trim when you paint this

01:44:54.630 --> 01:44:57.890
week for disrespecting the 15th legion hey hey

01:44:57.890 --> 01:45:01.630
i did we were we would gave them top of a they

01:45:01.630 --> 01:45:06.029
they deserved it they definitely i say that's

01:45:06.029 --> 01:45:09.479
fair Yeah, they have some cool stuff. But, you

01:45:09.479 --> 01:45:11.720
know, we have to be ruthless. We have to be ruthless,

01:45:11.840 --> 01:45:14.079
though. Like we said, though, thank you guys

01:45:14.079 --> 01:45:16.460
for tuning in to this episode. Appreciate you

01:45:16.460 --> 01:45:19.239
all very much. It should be back to regular.

01:45:19.460 --> 01:45:22.420
So I know it's a tier list, but it's been a minute.

01:45:22.539 --> 01:45:24.979
So if we'd like a question of the week, something

01:45:24.979 --> 01:45:27.500
easy I can cook up real quick. Just because I

01:45:27.500 --> 01:45:28.859
feel like it's been a little while since we've

01:45:28.859 --> 01:45:30.859
done one. I know it's a tier list, but just for

01:45:30.859 --> 01:45:34.319
next week so we have something. Yeah, sure. My

01:45:34.319 --> 01:45:39.449
suggestion is just like a... What's the fictional

01:45:39.449 --> 01:45:42.810
drip you like the most? You see that could be

01:45:42.810 --> 01:45:47.369
a character, could be an army. In any IP or just

01:45:47.369 --> 01:45:50.569
Warhammer? Between you guys, what do you think?

01:45:50.649 --> 01:45:53.210
I was thinking any IP, but we could just do Warhammer.

01:45:53.590 --> 01:45:56.210
I think any IP is fine. Like I said earlier,

01:45:56.449 --> 01:46:01.409
come on now. NCR Ranger fit. Me and Andy agree.

01:46:02.960 --> 01:46:05.460
Even more than like power armor, I'd say the

01:46:05.460 --> 01:46:09.460
NCR Ranger outfit is sick. I love the power armor

01:46:09.460 --> 01:46:12.539
from the pit. They're like kind of cannibalized

01:46:12.539 --> 01:46:14.020
power armor with the bones and stuff. I'm like,

01:46:14.079 --> 01:46:18.380
oh, I like that. That's pretty good. Something

01:46:18.380 --> 01:46:22.539
has to be said for the Assassin's Creed. Oh,

01:46:22.720 --> 01:46:29.059
yeah. Like the Assassin's outfit of Ezio. Black

01:46:29.059 --> 01:46:32.439
Flag, Edward Kenway, Altair. Something has to

01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:36.239
be said to that. That is pure visual drip. Clone

01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:38.739
Commando armor just speaks to me on a spiritual

01:46:38.739 --> 01:46:43.220
level. Scorcher, my beloved. What happened to

01:46:43.220 --> 01:46:46.899
Sev? Sev deserved better. Well, he probably joined

01:46:46.899 --> 01:46:48.960
the Rebel Alliance if one of the two games that

01:46:48.960 --> 01:46:54.100
never got made is any indication. Maybe. Goff

01:46:54.100 --> 01:46:55.979
a bit. It was Order 66 they were going to do.

01:46:58.820 --> 01:47:01.560
I can live in my Cope world forever and pretend

01:47:01.560 --> 01:47:03.859
that it also was not Scorch in the Bad Batch.

01:47:04.939 --> 01:47:08.119
Yes. He didn't sound like Scorch. It's not Scorch.

01:47:08.800 --> 01:47:11.359
It's okay. That being said, though, thank you

01:47:11.359 --> 01:47:13.880
guys for listening, for watching. We should have

01:47:13.880 --> 01:47:16.560
everyone, all the crew, back to normal next week.

01:47:16.619 --> 01:47:18.920
Eli is back today, so we should all be reunited.

01:47:19.479 --> 01:47:28.109
I'm home. Please. Let him rest. We'll see you

01:47:28.109 --> 01:47:30.270
guys all very, very soon on the next episode.

01:47:30.750 --> 01:47:31.630
Bye, everybody.
