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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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and welcome to Law Crimes. Hello, everybody.

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Hope you're doing well. We got the memo. We will

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all wear a green hat. That was the rule. I'm

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going to start. I've got a nice little number

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here, a little beret. It is green. Colin, would

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you like to talk about your hat? Yes. Look, there

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it is. There it is. I'm sorry. This is the best

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I had. Look, there is green on this hat, though.

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Tell me there isn't green on this hat. It's true.

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I don't know if that makes it a green hat, but

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it is a hat with green on it. The first two seasons

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of The Mandalorian are goaded. True. Then it

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gets real bad. And then it gets bad, and then

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the book of Boba Fett was both mid and also half

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not even about Boba Fett. That hurts my soul,

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that. I know I had a more green hat upon me.

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I'm reading the chat. Look, I know I had it.

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I don't know where it went. I'm sorry. I have

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an offering of... I have a green screen behind

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me, which is making it look less green, because

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that's the most green thing. Oh, yeah. I have

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a green room. Really? She lives in green. If

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he wears any more, he'll just... Miami night

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outfit is killing me. He'll blend in. I have

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a green beanie for the audio listeners because

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this is actually my favourite hat as well. Why?

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Why? It's warm. It just is. There you go. Eli.

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Very pointy. A nice army hat from Japan itself.

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Well in Japan. I have a Warhammer tournament

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tomorrow in the countryside, so I'll be wearing

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this hat. That's mainly why I got it. And then

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it happens to be Green Hat Day. So it's very

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convenient. Wow. Julius Julius, if you remember

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him on the channel, has painted a tiger shark

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for me. So that's exciting. I'll be playing with

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that. It is Tao, but it's nice that he put the

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effort in. Yeah, that is disgust me. Speaking

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of discussing. uh things welcome everyone to

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law crimes almost said large cars there andy

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um everyone today is another fabulous episode

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we are of course uh if you guys want to watch

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the live stuff all the good things you know we

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are um offline as well live you can watch it

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on our well our discord has the link so if you

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have all the donations and all that good stuff

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all the horrific things you get us to say out

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loud that's all on uh in our discord it's all

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on youtube all that good stuff and then of course

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we're on spotify and all that Good stuff. But

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today we've brought an offering because Primarchs,

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they're boring. Gilliman, get him out of here.

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Ultramarines? I'm going to talk about shit about

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Ultramarines because Matt Ward will thunderstrike

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my house. He'll literally make me disappear.

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As is right and just. As is right and just. We

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brought an offering of some obscure Space Marine

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chapters that are weird. or simply uh we should

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state if you have ever like i think most people

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have had a good time they look through like the

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um the lexiconum or the the wiki and stuff like

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that and they go like oh man there's so many

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like cool chapters there's a lot of them that

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just say they are known for their like was it

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the quote like they're resolute oh they're merciless

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and they're strong so they're grim and they're

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merciless and they always are indomitable Or

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they have a super secret -y, secret -y secret

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that nobody knows. Oh, they don't like known

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aliens. Oh, bad. Yeah, they're extremely xenophobic,

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which is wild for Warhammer, clearly. But today

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we've brought an offering of some more, like,

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maybe these are some chapters some of you guys

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have heard of, but we have brought some ones

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that the average schmo may not have come across.

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And there's some kind of interesting ones. Sometimes

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they cook. sometimes sometimes they've cooked

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a bit uh sorry possum has shown up in the uh

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the chat for the uh listeners here he says don't

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spoil too many obscure chapters otherwise pancreas

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won't have jeopardy questions to miss damn colin

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how do you respond to that your your piss poor

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quiz performances recently oh it's possum so

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he sucks and he's dumb and i don't care wow Wow.

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We also love him, don't worry. Andy. Let's not

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piss about anymore. Should we get straight into

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talking about... Because this man knows every

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single Space Marine chapter, most likely. Oh,

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Zenon was like, oh, this must be great for you.

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I'm like, I didn't pick the topic. It was Hal's

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idea. I was just like, okay, fair enough. And

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don't forget, folks, you could watch my 20 -hour

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video if ever you get stuck. So don't worry.

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It's all in there. But I thought I'd start us

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off with an offering of one of my favorites,

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which is very obscure. which is the Crimson Castellans.

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And I tried to make them in Space Marine too.

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Unfortunately, they don't have a tower with a

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skull on it. It's a very weird logo. And these

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guys, they had a portion of their chapter were

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corrupted by chaos during 993 .1041. Then the

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loyalists hunted them down to a world, hive world

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called Sephrax. And then they were beset by a

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splinter of high fleet Leviathan called Jormungandr.

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Then their chapter master. and his first company

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all died in the underhive of herventa the renegades

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fled to the asteroid belt above and they have

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a arch commodore called blood spite so oh that's

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a fun name a fun name um they all died because

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then another high fleet of kraken intervened

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so two high fleets converged on their like the

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world they were defending Then they had to abandon

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their homeworld of Vorsecunda because it was

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infected by a gray phage. But my favorite thing

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about them is their recruitment. Because every

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10 years, every decade, they recruit from about

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five different worlds. And they inhabit this

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place called the Valadin system. And this was

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where it was invaded by the Kraken and the Leviathan.

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They love defensive warfare. They use kill boxes

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to kill enemies. But the best thing about this

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chapter is they create not just crimson castles

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on all the worlds they inhabit, but they also

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open vineyards because these guys have a hobby

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and they're all winos. They like drinking wine.

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They activate their gene seed by, quote, drinking

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gallons of wine when they're neophytes laced

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with pseudo hormones to activate their gene seed.

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and they drink from granite goblets and they

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drink with the chapter serfs and they like let

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them drink wine with them and all their eyes

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are yellow and they're incredibly xenophobic

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but no one's perfect and there's a thing what

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do you do i kill i may my purge but i also like

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a little little merlot little pinot grigio and

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i think that's kind of quaint there's a whole

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chapter of wine guys oh nice the power of alcoholism

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yeah um They even were helped by an Eldar from

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being exterminated. There you go, Colin. When

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their home system was invaded. Interesting. They

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basically were like, oh, we have 40 billion people

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to protect. Best I can do is 700k. So about less

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than a million survived the twin high fleet attack.

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And they had a random lottery. So they didn't

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go only the rich, only the ecclesiarch. They

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were like, we do a lottery. Whoever gets a win

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gets a win. And then there was an Eldar called

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Isarion the Dispossessed. And this is an agent

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of Azaman who went like, oh, I'm just going to

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help BRB. And at the end of the campaign, after

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seven weeks of conflict, he's just like, I will

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help you and like the majority of your chapter

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serfs. And I think it was like only a small handful

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of space marines escaped. And now they're a spacefaring

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chapter because they lost their homeworld. But

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yeah, I just think they're kind of like funny

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where it's like they've got the Witcher eyes.

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they're like winos and they are still around

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i think we haven't seen any primaris variants

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of them the one pieces of art you get that one

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where it's like all the like space marines staring

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forward they have that art and then the other

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one is like a death watch guy who has a beard

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and like that's all we get like oh i want to

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hear more about the merlot marines that'd be

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fun so that's my first offering the crimson castellans

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Not gonna lie, that's been really hard to top.

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Colin? Yeah, I haven't even heard of those guys

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before. That's pretty cool. That is pretty good.

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You're in my house now. You know when someone

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says, like, you know, you do, like, you think,

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like, as you get older, you go, like, oh, I need

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to spend my time. Like, if I, all the time I

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spent on my phone, I could have spent learning

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a language or blah, blah, blah. You know, like,

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you kind of go, like, oh, I could be more efficient.

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Learning Space Marine chapters has somehow panned

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out for Andy so much that Andy turned into money.

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It's amazing. Oh, man. Sorry, Colin, go ahead.

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I was interrupting. The Genesis chapter. I knew

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it. You should have known. I mean, come on now.

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Are they not peak? Are they not the best thing

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ever? Are they not amazing? Now look, now look.

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Listen, hear me out, hear me out. Hear me out.

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Oh, we're listening, what? All right, I'm just

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making sure. Okay. The Ultramarines are cool,

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but sometimes even they lose. Sometimes even

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they take pretty grievous losses. You know, first

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Tyrannic War, they had a second company, or no,

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they had a first company, and then they didn't,

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and then they did not have a first company any

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longer, right? Oof. Someone's got to fill those

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losses. Someone's got to fill those losses up,

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you know? So, what if we had a whole chapter

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of spares for the Ultramarines? And thus was

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born the Genesis chapter. That is it. That is

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why these guys are great. But their colors are

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nowhere near, like, Ultramarines. But you see,

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that's part of the genius, right? The Genesis

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chapter is a very red chapter. But... You got

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to consider how, remember? I mean, nowadays,

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if a black Templar's doing it, the lion's back,

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I'm sure no one's going to complain. But for

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most of the Imperium's history, Legion building

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was a big no -no. But if you paint them red,

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that's the opposite of blue. And you say they're

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a different chapter. We're not Legion building.

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We're not using these as just an army of reserves.

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So true. Yeah. So true. Didn't they get a little

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bit of a highlight in, one, the Nightlord's Omnibus,

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but also the... The Dark Imperium books? Am I

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remembering that correctly? Yeah, I believe they

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were made one of the S .H .I .E .L .D. chapters.

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Let me double check that, actually. I don't remember

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it from... I remember the Night Lords trilogy

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one, because the... Well, yeah, so highlight

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is a very strong word for their appearance in

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the Night Lords. But no, yeah, they are one of

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the S .H .I .E .L .D. chapters of Ultramar, so

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hey, they're important again. They're working

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right alongside their blue boys and their big

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blue brothers. I think there's a quote in the

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Nightlord's Trinity one. They attack one of the

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Nightlord ships, well, the First Claw and their

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stuff on Sogwalsa, which is like the planet that

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became their homeworld after they nuked their

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own homeworld. And there's a Genesis chapter,

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like, I don't know, is he like hero or something

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or champion? And he has a Thunder Hammer and

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he proceeds to just completely decimate. all

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of the nightlaws in front of him and the only

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way and then he faces off the character called

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zaal who's actually the champion of the um nightlords

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group and i think the genesis chapter got i don't

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remember the exact word he says to him he says

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like he points like his dead brothers around

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him and he says like my friends died with honor

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and blah blah and then the guys all just goes

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oh this is this is first claw and they're all

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cowards and then zaal grabs Talos's like, what

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is it? His like Blood Angel's blade and his like

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200 chainsaw and just proceeds to absolutely

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ball it out this Genesis chapter guy. And I believe

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Zal does win, but then the Thunder Hammer Strike

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does in fact kill him like about three seconds

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after the fight. Look, that guy probably wasn't

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going to be promoted to Ultramarine. He was not

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getting that honor. I think he killed quite a

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few of the Night Lords around him. He outclassed

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all of the guys in the First Claw. There were

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four of them attacking him. He just knocked them

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all back. There's a quote from Awanda and Azad.

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He says to Talos, did you get hit with a Thunder

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Hammer? And he's like, maybe. My helmet got knocked

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back. He says, no. You did not get hit with a

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Thunder Hammer, because if you were hit with

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a Thunder Hammer, you'd be dead. There'd be nothing

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left of you. But no. Admittedly, they might not

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have gone on too many grand campaigns, but there

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is the general lore blurb of they work with the

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Ultramarines a lot, so if the Ultramarines are

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doing something, you can probably find them right

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behind. Fair enough. And, you know, again, I

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just like them because, again, I'm sorry. It's

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just so funny to me that what is your chapter's

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purpose reserves for a cooler one. Eli, did you

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have one that comes to mind? Because you mentioned

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that you liked something quite obscure. I had

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to dig pretty deep to remember any obscure Space

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Marine chapters. It's been a long freaking time

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since I touched any of that stuff. But I know

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that Jade Dragons from... the Damocles books.

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I don't know if they show up in any other books.

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I don't think they have a lot. It doesn't seem

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like any of you guys are into that. I don't even

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know. I haven't even heard of them. They're in

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one of the books of He Who Should Not Be Named.

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Phil Kelly? Yeah. But they're actually really

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cool. They're just like they operate in small

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little groups of dudes and they're these hyper

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superstitious omens seeking vision looking guys

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uh and they're always seeking out the black leviathan

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which is just chaos basically but they search

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for the leviathan in like um you know omens and

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stuff so where which way my blood might splatter

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or if someone's wearing some weird clothing they'll

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be like oh the leviathan and then the guys will

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confirm if we see it as well and then they all

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work together to stop black leviathan uh That's

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pretty much it. That's their whole gimmick. But

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they're pretty cool. They believe that the Emperor

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is guiding them through signs and weird, wacky

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ways of understanding chaos and stuff. And I

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think that's pretty neat. They work pretty much

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independently, just in small, individual groups.

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That's pretty much it. Is there any hint of the

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color scheme? I don't remember. Green, I think.

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They are called the Jade Dragons, after all.

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I'll check. It wouldn't have been the first time.

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Warhammer's a bit of a trend of, like, sometimes

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they name stuff confusingly, and then the ones

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I get, like, weirded out by, someone's got a

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really cool name and the most boring color scheme

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you've ever seen. According to Lexicanum, they're

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black and jade. So, I mean, that's pretty reasonable.

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This is so cool. I mean, you know, black goes

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well with anything. Yeah, yeah. It looks like

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they're in a novella called The Black Leviathan.

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Unless that is the one that I already read. That's

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the Damocles book, sorry. That is the only place

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that they're in. Nice. It's not written by Ben

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Counter, not Phil Kelly. That's why there's something

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cool in one of these Damocles books. What has

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Ben Counter done, Andy? We know him. Ben Counter's

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done the Soul Drinker stuff. He did Battle of

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the Abyss. He's done the Lysander Burbs. He did

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Galaxy in Flames. That was it. He's done like

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a bunch. That's a veteran. I have an offering.

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I'm starting out small because I'm going to get

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to the more interesting ones. Do you guys like

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Iron Hands? Per chance. Oh good. Perhaps. um

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i have an offering of what i think is something

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quite cool the only thing that lets you down

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is uh maybe we'll have to get a picture of it

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if we do an edit or something but the most disappointing

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color scheme you've perhaps ever seen um imagine

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a space marine is black except just the legs

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are red like that that's the big thing just the

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legs are red It's so fucking disappointing. Is

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that all you have for me? But they are called

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the Iron Lords. And they only, these guys, as

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a Space Marine chat, okay, someone else, like,

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I beg GW, please give these guys a better colour

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scheme, because they need something to match

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kind of this coolness they have going, which

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is... Space Queen chapters are designed to go

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out, some of them are spacefaring, some of them

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go and defend certain areas like Ultramar or

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whatever. These guys don't do that. They have

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one job. They blockade this one group of planets,

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basically called the Grendel Stars. The Grendel

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Stars? Yeah. They only have one person, one enemy

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they fight. I'm not going to lie. When I first

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heard of this a few years ago, I thought it was

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the Bargussi. It is actually, in fact, called

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the Vile. You know, like when Elden Ring happened

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and someone goes like, Bail! Vile! Bail! It stays

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there called the Vile Bargussi. When I had to

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look these guys up, they look like just dogs.

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They're just dogs. They look like... They're

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like dog sharks. Yeah. They're ugly. And Xenos.

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Disgusting. But apparently this chapter's sole

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job is to fight these dogs. They are fighting

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sentient princess. The race. And... Yeah. The

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thing is, they've had some issues. Their whole

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thing is that they just... Apparently... They

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fight these guys. because their whole point like

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they just need to keep these xenos contained

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not eradicated apparently it requires a whole

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chapter just to keep them contained which obviously

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means princess is trying to break out of like

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the pen or something i don't know but uh they

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have fought surrounding enemies like high fleet

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kraken other like it basically if someone goes

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near where they exist they will like fight them

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off uh and if i remember correctly Their biggest

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fear was that the hive mind slash the Tyranid

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mass would assimilate Bargesi into it, because

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obviously it can absorb the DNA from anything

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it eats. So they were particularly worried if

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they ate these guys, they would make Tyranids

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even stronger. So I don't even imagine how apparently

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strong these Xenos they're fighting are. So apparently

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that's the only time they were like, hey guys.

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we actually have to look outside the tent rather

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than inside the tent and um it gets better because

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these poor iron hands who you know iron hands

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never get any success for us us apparently um

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they uh have just been told apparently the only

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new recent law is since imperium nihilist they're

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basically uh they're cut off no one's helping

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them uh they're ticking down their resources

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and the obar gessi is starting to rise up So,

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fuck. That's it. Very nice. Iron Hands have maybe

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the most Nothing Burger successor chapters in

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Warhammer. These guys sound pretty neat. The

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rest of the successor chapters for Iron Hands,

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even like Raising Claws and stuff, feel like

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maybe a 30k lore, but their 40k lore is complete.

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What's the... the one that there was a pamphlet

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and everyone's like still brethren where they

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were like is this chapter real still confessors

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that's the one yes so there was that whole thing

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and then there's the uh sons of medusa they're

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pretty cool they've got like the the free their

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their chapter symbol has three different color

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schemes depending on which of the three companies

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it's like silver on green black on green or green

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on black something like that or silver on black

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and yeah they're kind of fun um You need more

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than different color schemes to convince me that

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they're cool. Knights of Byzantium are purple.

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That's pretty cool. The Greek boys. Throw a whole

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kebab down my neck. That shit is so tasty. Sorry,

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apologies. Should we read some donations? Should

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we bail Hal out of that? I stand by it. Stand

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by it. To start us off, Tybros, the colorblind

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wake, has been a member for 10 months. My first

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home, lads. Process is ass, though. Well done.

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Process is agonizingly awful. Process is indeed

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ass. They don't want us folk to be buying houses,

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and they make it real hard. But congratulations.

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Congratulations. I would like this one. I think

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it was $5. I don't know if I said that right.

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that's quite the pfp the butcher's nails could

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be temp sated by killing why didn't the emperor

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give anger on a john grammaticus chew toy is

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he stupid kind of a kind of a crazy idea kind

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of a good idea it's kind of cooking though ah

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thank you donkey man you say every time matt

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this is you might have been doing this for multiple

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years at this point i appreciate it man thanks

00:23:38.069 --> 00:23:41.069
for the five bucks stream 90 to how gooning with

00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:46.009
the Jorkinators chapter is definitely a real

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obscure chapter. The mantra is we pull our pud.

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Oh no. Oh, and again, we live and die by your

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orders, boss. Wow. Wow. We're all diamond dogs.

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The two military assignment board ones are both

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on the left hand side. I wore a green hat this

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week. After 56 weeks and over 150 pounds. That's

00:24:14.509 --> 00:24:20.029
great. I correct it now. You're all finally wearing

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a green hat. Now it's time to reveal my grand

00:24:22.250 --> 00:24:26.910
plan. Oh, no. Andy, would you like to read it?

00:24:27.779 --> 00:24:30.240
Wearing a green hat is a Chinese saying for a

00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:33.079
man whose wife is cheating on them. Yes, even

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you, Colin. Techless is not bearing your child.

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It's mine. Eli, you got us. We've all been cucked.

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We've all been cucked by this guy. He's cucked

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everyone. I already had this in my wardrobe.

00:24:51.839 --> 00:24:57.559
I'm already cheating on myself. I killed my wife.

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She can't do that. If you had to survive off

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of eating a faction in Warhammer, what would

00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:12.700
you eat? Why and what would they taste like in

00:25:12.700 --> 00:25:19.700
your opinion? Squig. Squigburger. You mean like...

00:25:19.700 --> 00:25:26.220
I'd eat Squigburger. That's like the only not

00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:29.420
cannibal option, basically. You can't eat Tyranids,

00:25:29.460 --> 00:25:34.039
you'd probably die. Don't they eat them sometimes?

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I don't know. It feels dangerous. It kind of

00:25:38.660 --> 00:25:42.859
feels weirdly wrong. I don't want to eat Gretchen.

00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:46.859
They're gross. You can't eat Necrons. The crew

00:25:46.859 --> 00:25:49.460
tried that and it didn't go very well. I feel

00:25:49.460 --> 00:25:52.160
like eating a cow is like eating a puppy. It's

00:25:52.160 --> 00:25:56.559
fundamentally morally wrong. Crazy. I bet Eldar

00:25:56.559 --> 00:26:00.779
is some nice sweet meat. Eldar might be pretty

00:26:00.779 --> 00:26:04.960
good. Hey yo, hey yo. He's wearing a green hat

00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.019
and he's saying shit like that. You don't want

00:26:07.019 --> 00:26:10.640
to eat a grot because of the grot toe jam. Gross.

00:26:11.059 --> 00:26:16.980
Thank you. Did we read that? The last one you

00:26:16.980 --> 00:26:19.960
have is green. Ooh, let me find it. I'll find

00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:23.420
this one. But for now, Beastman from Sweden has

00:26:23.420 --> 00:26:26.839
become a member for 25. Thank you, brother. Thank

00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:30.539
you very much. Was it yellow? Was it one before

00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:35.539
that? Yes, I found it. I will read after this

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one. Zenon, two. Thank you. The Scar Lord's famous

00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:44.640
for dying to Oshova. Tau W. Tau W indeed. One

00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:47.509
of the slightly better. Less worse farsighted

00:26:47.509 --> 00:26:50.069
books. I was going to talk about them. They're

00:26:50.069 --> 00:26:56.910
kind of nothing murder though. Keep muting. Yeah.

00:26:57.170 --> 00:27:03.470
Yeah. I was just reading it ahead really quick.

00:27:03.549 --> 00:27:07.289
Chaos spawn 227 with the 10. Behold my incredibly

00:27:07.289 --> 00:27:09.430
unique chapter, the Sentinel Wardens. They're

00:27:09.430 --> 00:27:11.750
known for having absolutely no secrets and fighting

00:27:11.750 --> 00:27:13.769
with tactics approved in the Codex Astartes.

00:27:13.990 --> 00:27:20.730
They protect civilians when possible. Space Marine

00:27:20.730 --> 00:27:22.970
chapter that's called the Slammer Lammers, and

00:27:22.970 --> 00:27:24.349
they're only allowed to hit things with their

00:27:24.349 --> 00:27:27.390
hands. What are your tactics? I slam a lamb,

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:29.890
and they just pound you to death with power fists.

00:27:30.609 --> 00:27:36.490
Dual wielding. hell yeah man shout out to my

00:27:36.490 --> 00:27:39.589
boys dark krakens and red talons those are those

00:27:39.589 --> 00:27:43.109
are boys red talons biggest tickets other than

00:27:43.109 --> 00:27:46.210
the marines malevolent basically as far as their

00:27:46.210 --> 00:27:49.289
personality our krakens are salamanders but in

00:27:49.289 --> 00:27:54.230
the water oh and Brain Flare for 10 Australian.

00:27:54.769 --> 00:27:56.390
First time managing to watch one of your streams.

00:27:56.670 --> 00:27:58.069
Glad to finally see you guys live. Hey, man.

00:27:58.130 --> 00:28:00.630
Thanks. Also, shout out to my favorite obscure

00:28:00.630 --> 00:28:05.369
chat. I don't do Colin. I don't read ahead. Should

00:28:05.369 --> 00:28:09.230
have known. Yeah, see? Yeah, I'm sad, man. Here's

00:28:09.230 --> 00:28:15.960
Mr. Beastman from Sweden. 269 sex. Nice to be

00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:17.980
able to catch one of your guys' streams again.

00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:20.099
I gained a recent appreciation for the Space

00:28:20.099 --> 00:28:22.000
Wolves, so I need to mention the Wolf Spear chapter.

00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:24.140
Also, shout out to Marines Errant for their weird

00:28:24.140 --> 00:28:27.519
color scheme. Oh, yeah, they're fun. Although,

00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:32.000
yes, Wolf Spears now also have a little patch

00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:33.819
you can get on the Space Marine 2 update, so

00:28:33.819 --> 00:28:36.059
you can make your own. I don't know anything

00:28:36.059 --> 00:28:38.829
about the Wolf Spears. Literally, their only

00:28:38.829 --> 00:28:41.250
lore is they're the only successor chapter. There

00:28:41.250 --> 00:28:43.670
was the Wolf Brothers, but they became Gribbly

00:28:43.670 --> 00:28:45.869
and now they're gone. So it's just Space Wolves

00:28:45.869 --> 00:28:49.730
and then it's Wolfspear, a Primaris. They appear

00:28:49.730 --> 00:28:55.269
in a few books. What do you do? We're like you,

00:28:55.410 --> 00:28:58.329
but slightly different. In the new Call book,

00:28:58.529 --> 00:29:05.240
we fight on their world, I think. uh hello zenon

00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:07.859
again serious answer storm warden space cat oh

00:29:07.859 --> 00:29:11.740
wait you just you wait zenon just you wait thank

00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:17.819
you very much had me first baby love firm oh

00:29:17.819 --> 00:29:21.480
congratulations oh congratulations fantastic

00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:27.700
a house and a baby in one stream law crimes people

00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:32.839
growing up yeah We're like really proud uncles

00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:35.440
who are just like, oh, yeah. Were you involved

00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:38.099
in any way? Not really, but it's nice to see.

00:29:38.099 --> 00:29:41.660
One day that child may see Mpreg part of us.

00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:46.059
Might be in the house. That is our Mpreg. Why

00:29:46.059 --> 00:29:51.000
have you done this to me? One day always we'll

00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:58.059
see it, potentially. My poor bloodline. One way

00:29:58.059 --> 00:30:01.329
to get back into it. another one i will quickly

00:30:01.329 --> 00:30:04.650
mention let me just check my notes is um could

00:30:04.650 --> 00:30:07.710
you also check this for me um hal can you check

00:30:07.710 --> 00:30:10.390
out what the book is for the dark hunters because

00:30:10.390 --> 00:30:12.710
this is this is i just wanted to include this

00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:14.170
mainly for this but just so you know they are

00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:22.250
white star successes That's right. Their White

00:30:22.250 --> 00:30:24.750
Scars successes sighed during the 37th millennium.

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They hail from the night world of Phobian. They

00:30:27.569 --> 00:30:30.369
were founded by Captain Angnar from the Horus

00:30:30.369 --> 00:30:32.930
Heresy White Scars. They were given a power axe

00:30:32.930 --> 00:30:35.369
that was said to be used by Jagatai, which they

00:30:35.369 --> 00:30:37.529
use as their chapter badge, which is what they

00:30:37.529 --> 00:30:40.650
know as the Axe of Justice. They are no joke

00:30:40.650 --> 00:30:44.210
how known as being grim and resolute warriors.

00:30:44.470 --> 00:30:49.859
It's the meme. The meme. It's called Dark Hunters

00:30:49.859 --> 00:30:56.240
Umbra Sumus. Yes. Umbra Sumus. Umbra Sumus is

00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:59.079
a whole story where they combat a war band called

00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:01.559
the Punishers. Great series. Eminem loved it.

00:31:01.700 --> 00:31:04.640
And they have a bad relationship with the Mechanicus

00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:06.779
and they hate tech heresy. But here's the fun

00:31:06.779 --> 00:31:09.859
fact. Their book, as far as I know, is the rarest

00:31:09.859 --> 00:31:12.640
book in Warhammer lore. There's, as far as I'm

00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:15.369
aware... only been like 12 i i don't know how

00:31:15.369 --> 00:31:18.069
much of this is like hearsay but i've heard there's

00:31:18.069 --> 00:31:20.329
like double digits of these have ever been found

00:31:20.329 --> 00:31:22.329
and when they go to auction they're worth like

00:31:22.329 --> 00:31:24.750
hundreds of pounds because people like has anyone

00:31:24.750 --> 00:31:27.509
got this book and there's like 10 people or so

00:31:27.509 --> 00:31:30.309
i've gone like i have it on paperback it's like

00:31:30.309 --> 00:31:33.950
does anyone else no it's just like a weird little

00:31:33.950 --> 00:31:36.190
gimmick in in warhammer law right as far as i'm

00:31:36.190 --> 00:31:38.750
aware it's the hardest book to acquire in the

00:31:38.750 --> 00:31:46.559
entire law canon Love to see it. Umbrasummas.

00:31:46.779 --> 00:31:49.200
So if you do find Umbrasummas, please PO Box

00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:53.099
it to the Remembrancer. I'll pay you £10. Please

00:31:53.099 --> 00:31:55.880
send me this book. It would be fun. I'll send

00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:59.180
you a picture of a corgi. Yes, I will. An actual

00:31:59.180 --> 00:32:01.779
corgi, by the way, not like a euphemism for something.

00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:06.680
I don't think we were thinking it. No one was

00:32:06.680 --> 00:32:09.660
thinking that until you said that horrible sentence.

00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:12.960
No, I don't think anyone was. You have gone rogue.

00:32:14.619 --> 00:32:16.319
That's a hell of a good name for it, though.

00:32:17.859 --> 00:32:22.160
What is it? Get bro away from the stove immediately.

00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:27.960
The food has not been cooked, it's been burned.

00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:34.259
uh colin did you have another offering of obscurity

00:32:34.259 --> 00:32:37.819
i do and this one is actually chapter like a

00:32:37.819 --> 00:32:40.339
chapter that you know i'd like for reasons beyond

00:32:40.339 --> 00:32:45.559
he he funny ultra marie uh guardians of the covenant

00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:51.940
they are a uh no they're a dark angel successor

00:32:51.940 --> 00:32:55.579
chapter and they're one of those chapters who

00:32:55.579 --> 00:32:58.630
have you know glorified garrison duty because

00:32:58.630 --> 00:33:00.750
there's something sufficiently threatening where

00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:04.069
they're at uh they stand guard around the halo

00:33:04.069 --> 00:33:06.430
stars and at some point held off an invasion

00:33:06.430 --> 00:33:09.190
all on their own against the species known as

00:33:09.190 --> 00:33:12.549
the lillith that's kind of all there is on that

00:33:12.549 --> 00:33:14.470
event that's one of those background hey look

00:33:14.470 --> 00:33:16.569
at all the cool aliens we could be showing you

00:33:16.569 --> 00:33:20.609
lore events uh but they did it so don't worry

00:33:20.609 --> 00:33:23.849
about it Although I do like that lore blur because

00:33:23.849 --> 00:33:26.769
it happened in M41 and no one has any records

00:33:26.769 --> 00:33:30.289
of it, which is really fucking impressive. Like

00:33:30.289 --> 00:33:32.769
if the US just forgot who George Washington was.

00:33:33.950 --> 00:33:35.970
You know, that didn't happen all that long ago,

00:33:36.009 --> 00:33:41.930
relatively speaking. But no, their chapter icon

00:33:41.930 --> 00:33:45.109
is basically like the OG Deathwing icon. You

00:33:45.109 --> 00:33:46.630
know, in the Dangles, they were still Legion,

00:33:46.730 --> 00:33:48.630
so they've probably got a lot of cool toys with.

00:33:50.910 --> 00:33:55.130
They are, in spite of that, listed as being founded

00:33:55.130 --> 00:33:57.670
several millennia after the second founding.

00:33:58.490 --> 00:34:00.710
But if you'd like a way to kind of reconcile

00:34:00.710 --> 00:34:03.089
that little oddity, it's not like the Dark Angels

00:34:03.089 --> 00:34:08.170
don't lie. These guys were definitely like a

00:34:08.170 --> 00:34:10.230
ninth founding or something. Don't worry about

00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:13.630
it. I mean, omitting the truth doesn't necessarily

00:34:13.630 --> 00:34:16.469
mean you lie. It's something I remember reading

00:34:16.469 --> 00:34:18.389
in one of the Gears of War books by Karen Travis,

00:34:18.530 --> 00:34:20.940
where it's like, Just because I don't say the

00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:23.460
truth doesn't mean I'm lying. I'm just omitting

00:34:23.460 --> 00:34:29.619
things. Yeah, okay. You cheeky boy. Okay. Hmm.

00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:33.500
Just because a Dark Angel chapter guy shanks

00:34:33.500 --> 00:34:35.739
a guy before he can say the truth doesn't mean

00:34:35.739 --> 00:34:39.019
he's lying. He's just not letting him say anything.

00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:41.920
That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

00:34:43.179 --> 00:34:47.139
What about you? Oh, you're not finished. Sorry.

00:34:47.260 --> 00:34:51.210
There's more. Okay. No, they've got, they've

00:34:51.210 --> 00:34:53.369
kind of got one of their thing is like, they've

00:34:53.369 --> 00:34:55.190
almost got like a little bit of everything in

00:34:55.190 --> 00:34:58.929
them. Right. Like, you know, they, what is it?

00:34:59.809 --> 00:35:01.849
One of their big things is preserving knowledge,

00:35:01.989 --> 00:35:04.690
which does sound a little thousand sunsy, but

00:35:04.690 --> 00:35:06.849
they also, you know, they take tactics from basically

00:35:06.849 --> 00:35:10.429
whoever likes it, you know, like they also on

00:35:10.429 --> 00:35:13.510
their chapter banners is also the Codex Astartes.

00:35:14.269 --> 00:35:18.369
Because they came to the realization that I wish

00:35:18.369 --> 00:35:22.670
more people did. That if you take all the Primarchs

00:35:22.670 --> 00:35:25.409
together, you probably get some good wisdom out

00:35:25.409 --> 00:35:27.630
of each of them. Or at least a functional human

00:35:27.630 --> 00:35:30.530
being. What if we don't just listen to our dad?

00:35:32.030 --> 00:35:35.170
And you know, they held off Xeno's invasion all

00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:39.280
on their own. They do kind of, you know... burn

00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:41.480
down libraries after they're done looting them

00:35:41.480 --> 00:35:43.380
so no one else can read the books so you know

00:35:43.380 --> 00:35:46.599
that's a little space wolfy of them too uh but

00:35:46.599 --> 00:35:48.940
you just look look they get they got you know

00:35:48.940 --> 00:35:50.719
i like they got a little bit of everything they're

00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:53.820
like vaguely smart you know they're not the mentors

00:35:53.820 --> 00:35:57.699
andy but it's like oh you you accept that everyone's

00:35:57.699 --> 00:35:59.860
got something you know there's we can take from

00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:02.280
everyone i like the guardians of the covenant

00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:06.119
also something something getting in the way something's

00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:09.460
just about to break Diary of Jane and Halo. They

00:36:09.460 --> 00:36:11.119
have Covenant in their name. That might have

00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:14.639
been what drew my eye to them at first. That's

00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:16.539
also why you're like, I like the Halo dragons

00:36:16.539 --> 00:36:26.239
as well. The Halo brethren. Yeah. What about,

00:36:26.360 --> 00:36:27.900
have you got any others you'd like to discuss,

00:36:27.980 --> 00:36:32.219
Eli? Sure. Maybe I can go through a couple really

00:36:32.219 --> 00:36:35.710
quick because they're all nothing burgers. Collins

00:36:35.710 --> 00:36:38.389
got me thinking I was mistaken. I was thinking

00:36:38.389 --> 00:36:41.309
of the Covenant of Fire. Not that I really remember

00:36:41.309 --> 00:36:42.789
anything about these guys, but I know they're

00:36:42.789 --> 00:36:47.090
a salamander successor and one of the many Sustosomogas

00:36:47.090 --> 00:36:51.550
Primaris marine lines that called me. And they're

00:36:51.550 --> 00:36:54.429
definitely just war bears that are salamanders.

00:36:54.530 --> 00:36:56.530
I think they really like books and they really

00:36:56.530 --> 00:36:59.309
like burning other books. That's all I remember

00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:01.489
about them. Oh, and they're very secretive. They're

00:37:01.489 --> 00:37:06.300
very secretive. And then I think, I don't know.

00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:09.380
It sounds like if you put salamander and word

00:37:09.380 --> 00:37:11.360
bear together, burning book sounds right up their

00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:15.579
alley. Well, I don't know. But anyways, they're

00:37:15.579 --> 00:37:18.320
scar Lords, as was mentioned by Xenon. They're

00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:21.059
literally their whole thing is that they're ugly.

00:37:21.619 --> 00:37:23.980
And then that's it. And they got killed by the

00:37:23.980 --> 00:37:27.380
towel. They, their gimmick is that they keep

00:37:27.380 --> 00:37:30.119
their scars and they don't let their wounds fully

00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:33.159
heal. Because, like, by your scars will you be

00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:37.599
judged or something by the emperor. And their

00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:41.380
shtick is that they don't wear helmets. So they

00:37:41.380 --> 00:37:44.179
sent the guys who don't wear helmets to go fight

00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:50.719
the Tau. And unsurprisingly, they died. It's

00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.019
a Phil Kelly book. I don't know. It was stupid.

00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:59.789
Tau prison. Kill them. somebody's uh the guy

00:37:59.789 --> 00:38:03.210
who becomes one of the captains of the um ocean

00:38:03.210 --> 00:38:06.929
marines he's instead of kato sicarius in that

00:38:06.929 --> 00:38:09.050
one uh and then he's speaking to one of them

00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:12.010
to give him intel and when the scar lord is speaking

00:38:12.010 --> 00:38:15.190
he just kind of drools doesn't he he just sounds

00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:21.809
like in the audiobook he's like yeah but that's

00:38:25.980 --> 00:38:29.579
like they're in like four books but that's all

00:38:29.579 --> 00:38:31.659
their lore they otherwise they're just space

00:38:31.659 --> 00:38:34.639
marines who fight the tao yeah their whole that

00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.800
they're the cannon fodder i think they get completely

00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.199
just obliterated as well by the end it's like

00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.679
they're gone sends a missile to their ship when

00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:45.579
they're trying to exterminate us but then this

00:38:45.579 --> 00:38:47.900
ship blows up i don't know it's a stupid book

00:38:47.900 --> 00:38:52.590
it's a stupid series Ridden by a goofball. It's

00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:54.530
all just dumb stuff. I don't know. They destroyed

00:38:54.530 --> 00:38:58.190
that Gellifield. I think that's one way they

00:38:58.190 --> 00:39:01.130
get one of those. I don't know. They destroyed

00:39:01.130 --> 00:39:05.349
that Gellifield, I'm sure. At least in something.

00:39:05.869 --> 00:39:10.429
I think you're right. What's his name? Bravestorm.

00:39:10.769 --> 00:39:13.670
Bravestorm sneezes on them when they invade Farsight's

00:39:13.670 --> 00:39:17.849
ship. He beats them up, which is cool. Yeah,

00:39:17.869 --> 00:39:19.530
I don't know. There's nothing else to say about

00:39:19.530 --> 00:39:22.710
these guys. And then lastly, I'll say one more

00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:26.989
really quick one. Another, one more Susus Amogus

00:39:26.989 --> 00:39:30.449
Primaris chapter that most people probably know

00:39:30.449 --> 00:39:32.469
about nowadays are the Sons of the Phoenix, who

00:39:32.469 --> 00:39:35.730
are definitely emperor's children pretending

00:39:35.730 --> 00:39:39.570
to be imperial fists. They're very zealous, and

00:39:39.570 --> 00:39:43.329
they're obsessed with crusading. but crusading

00:39:43.329 --> 00:39:45.630
really well and being perfect about it and perfectly

00:39:45.630 --> 00:39:48.329
purging the foe and looking really pretty their

00:39:48.329 --> 00:39:52.349
armor is unblemished and shiny and nice and they're

00:39:52.349 --> 00:39:55.550
very sound tactically and have the perfect ways

00:39:55.550 --> 00:39:58.489
of war and blah blah blah so they're that's nice

00:39:58.489 --> 00:40:02.130
there's more more chaos guys there was in the

00:40:02.130 --> 00:40:06.590
silent king book uh just the other day i was

00:40:06.590 --> 00:40:09.559
reading and pretty sure call yeah call mentions

00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:13.480
that he reforged the lines of 18 space marine

00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:16.739
chapter 18 primarks or whatever so it's pretty

00:40:16.739 --> 00:40:20.079
much confirmed that he there's some stuff going

00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:24.159
on there much to gilliman's protest he's like

00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:32.079
call there's there's three random goofballs for

00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:35.000
you i have an offering you guys might have heard

00:40:35.000 --> 00:40:38.170
of this these guys Because they kind of have

00:40:38.170 --> 00:40:42.409
the cooler, like, chapter symbol and name. Does

00:40:42.409 --> 00:40:47.050
the name Death Spectres jump out at the boys?

00:40:47.050 --> 00:40:51.170
Oh, it does. I know about the Death Spectres.

00:40:51.550 --> 00:40:57.130
Yeah. Yeah, so we're talking 13th Cursed Founding,

00:40:57.150 --> 00:41:01.710
Raven Guard Successors, and they're kind of...

00:41:02.230 --> 00:41:04.409
I've noticed I've had a bit of a theme so far.

00:41:04.530 --> 00:41:08.989
They have one job, also, which seems to be they

00:41:08.989 --> 00:41:12.570
are in the Ghoul Stars, which, I mean, Colin,

00:41:12.670 --> 00:41:14.489
do you want to explain what the Ghoul Stars briefly

00:41:14.489 --> 00:41:17.090
are? It's just a bit of the galaxy that's just

00:41:17.090 --> 00:41:20.030
absolutely fucking terrible. It's just everything

00:41:20.030 --> 00:41:22.570
in there sucks. Like, a Tyranid Hive fleet went

00:41:22.570 --> 00:41:24.969
in there by accident once and came out mutated.

00:41:25.570 --> 00:41:27.590
And it should be noted that they can get lost

00:41:27.590 --> 00:41:29.809
in the warp and not come out mutated. Like, whatever

00:41:29.809 --> 00:41:33.699
the hell is in there is awful. It's the galaxy

00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:38.320
-wide version of Detroit. Damn. Something's wrong

00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:42.019
with this area. They kind of were founded by

00:41:42.019 --> 00:41:46.280
their weird leader whose name I actually have

00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:48.000
to write down because I don't want to name off

00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:53.440
heart. Corkadus. This guy was apparently like,

00:41:53.579 --> 00:41:58.519
the emperor sent me a Snapchat, guys, and we

00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:02.070
need to go to the ghoul stars. So they find this

00:42:02.070 --> 00:42:06.349
weird world and they find this strange throne.

00:42:06.730 --> 00:42:10.190
And then they also find this weird artifact that

00:42:10.190 --> 00:42:14.369
is called the sharinks, which is in my, when

00:42:14.369 --> 00:42:16.030
I first heard it, I thought it was like a cat

00:42:16.030 --> 00:42:19.650
food company, to be honest. It sounds like something,

00:42:19.909 --> 00:42:23.309
but which I quite enjoy, like the, they imply

00:42:23.309 --> 00:42:26.489
it's some, what kind of Lovecraftian, like something

00:42:26.489 --> 00:42:30.780
is really wrong with it. And, Basically, their

00:42:30.780 --> 00:42:35.039
main shtick is that they guard the ghoul stars

00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:39.079
and particularly this artifact. And the way they

00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:42.579
do this is that the chapter master goes, you

00:42:42.579 --> 00:42:45.000
know, basically in their chapter, we should say

00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.480
they're like basically all black. They're like

00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:50.000
bone colored shoulder pads and they have like

00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:55.000
scythes and a skull as their symbol. And when

00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:56.519
you get promoted, someone goes, so you're the

00:42:56.519 --> 00:43:00.269
chapter master now. Great. Time to die. So the

00:43:00.269 --> 00:43:05.150
chapter master goes to sit on a throne of glass

00:43:05.150 --> 00:43:10.829
and just basically will never leave it and will

00:43:10.829 --> 00:43:14.210
stay on this throne until they die, which implies

00:43:14.210 --> 00:43:16.610
that the throne just basically slowly kills the

00:43:16.610 --> 00:43:19.989
chapter master. And this somehow acts like a

00:43:19.989 --> 00:43:24.090
conduit or like a prison. It helps imprison whatever

00:43:24.090 --> 00:43:28.130
thing they are trying to prevent being unleashed.

00:43:28.809 --> 00:43:32.989
And weird enough that apparently the it is so

00:43:32.989 --> 00:43:36.170
like vague in which it's like the Shirex like

00:43:36.170 --> 00:43:39.429
makes the chapter master have like more power,

00:43:39.630 --> 00:43:43.469
which apparently in quotes is vital to maintain

00:43:43.469 --> 00:43:45.670
their watch over the ghoul star. So I assume

00:43:45.670 --> 00:43:50.530
that some kind of way to maybe like see the whole

00:43:50.530 --> 00:43:54.360
system like navigate without necessarily. being

00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:57.000
obscured by the warp or whatever other horrific

00:43:57.000 --> 00:44:00.320
things lie in that area again but the chapter

00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:05.820
master will slowly die uh and then so you're

00:44:05.820 --> 00:44:07.679
probably thinking the chapter master does he

00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:12.960
talk uh no but yes uh because apparently he's

00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:15.820
decided he only really speaks like either the

00:44:15.820 --> 00:44:17.780
first captain or the chief librarian it wasn't

00:44:17.780 --> 00:44:20.659
really clear uh i assume it probably is the chief

00:44:20.659 --> 00:44:24.079
librarian who like acts as a conduit for the

00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:26.320
first captain who's probably like that's where

00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:29.320
i'm fucking going next you know i'm fucked you

00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.840
know so he's like staring like that's my next

00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:34.699
seated position i gotta choose a good uh gotta

00:44:34.699 --> 00:44:36.440
choose a good you know position i wasn't gonna

00:44:36.440 --> 00:44:39.900
get neck ache or something but yeah like the

00:44:39.900 --> 00:44:43.360
weird part is like the the despectors they also

00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:47.000
are a bit of a theme with uh chapters assholes

00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:50.840
Massive, massive arseholes. Because it said that

00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.260
they don't care. Somebody clip that. Clip that.

00:44:53.340 --> 00:44:57.619
Yeah. Clip massive arseholes. But they don't

00:44:57.619 --> 00:45:00.119
care. Like, there are some human, like, colonies

00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:02.099
or, like, you know, outposts in the Ghoul Stars.

00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:05.760
They will not fight really to defend them because

00:45:05.760 --> 00:45:08.079
they consider their main goal to be, like, defending

00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:12.579
this kind of relic or preventing this alien or

00:45:12.579 --> 00:45:16.210
this Xenos threat that... periodically, when

00:45:16.210 --> 00:45:18.530
the Black Templars are summoned to help fight

00:45:18.530 --> 00:45:22.610
it or something, periodically they'll come and

00:45:22.610 --> 00:45:25.590
cleanse it or whatever. They only care about

00:45:25.590 --> 00:45:28.349
people in the sense of recruits for the chapter.

00:45:28.710 --> 00:45:32.030
So if everyone looks to the sky in the Ghoul

00:45:32.030 --> 00:45:34.710
Stars, they're like, we're saved! You're not

00:45:34.710 --> 00:45:38.030
saved. They're ducking in. Under new management.

00:45:38.489 --> 00:45:40.289
Yeah, they're ducking in and they're ducking

00:45:40.289 --> 00:45:41.849
out. They're like, sorry guys, we're just here

00:45:41.849 --> 00:45:46.030
to collect up the the little um orphanage and

00:45:46.030 --> 00:45:47.550
then we're out you know we don't care about you

00:45:47.550 --> 00:45:51.170
um but apparently they have one objective which

00:45:51.170 --> 00:45:58.610
is their founder mr marin corcadus uh in this

00:45:58.610 --> 00:46:02.610
throne of glass he's supposedly like supposed

00:46:02.610 --> 00:46:04.449
to come back to like those stories like some

00:46:04.449 --> 00:46:09.059
kind of great resurrection they call it and yeah

00:46:09.059 --> 00:46:11.519
like it's very vague like there's like some sacrifices

00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:14.980
or like and i don't know like it's kind of bizarre

00:46:14.980 --> 00:46:16.880
like it's meant to be i guess intentionally vague

00:46:16.880 --> 00:46:21.880
um but yeah uh there's a cool thought part about

00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:24.460
these guys which are kind of finishing off which

00:46:24.460 --> 00:46:27.880
is they um their first company is known as the

00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:31.480
war geists so continuing the death theme uh which

00:46:31.480 --> 00:46:36.710
kind of reminds me of um vargeists in the You

00:46:36.710 --> 00:46:41.670
summon the Vargeist. He's awoken. The trauma

00:46:41.670 --> 00:46:45.510
bond for Vargeist. The Wargeist is like there.

00:46:45.650 --> 00:46:48.530
And they also kind of, they copy the Death Guard

00:46:48.530 --> 00:46:52.769
here and they wield a power size in battle, which

00:46:52.769 --> 00:46:54.590
is kind of cool. So if anyone's out there and

00:46:54.590 --> 00:46:57.010
they're kit bashing these guys, because they

00:46:57.010 --> 00:46:58.409
kind of a cool, I should say, they're not really

00:46:58.409 --> 00:47:01.510
black. They have like a very, like very brown,

00:47:01.710 --> 00:47:05.429
dark gray, but it looks quite cool. on their

00:47:05.429 --> 00:47:09.829
armor uh and that's kind of the uh the death

00:47:09.829 --> 00:47:13.090
specters though they again they are raven guards

00:47:13.090 --> 00:47:17.550
so they are mopey uh but they you know they kind

00:47:17.550 --> 00:47:19.650
of live in like you said they live in like a

00:47:19.650 --> 00:47:22.809
very dangerous area they have like i like the

00:47:22.809 --> 00:47:24.610
mystery surround these guys they have like a

00:47:24.610 --> 00:47:27.030
mystery that sounds quite cool uh if someone

00:47:27.030 --> 00:47:29.309
does ever make a book about these guys i will

00:47:29.309 --> 00:47:31.269
read it immediately because it sounds amazing

00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:37.019
Yeah, that's my offering. I think we have any

00:47:37.019 --> 00:47:39.019
more of the... Was there any other donations

00:47:39.019 --> 00:47:41.679
we need to get through? Yeah, we got a few. Thank

00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:47.539
you, guys. Nurgle's Jar. Live. Sons of Antaeus.

00:47:47.539 --> 00:47:49.880
Yep. Or any other cursed founding chapter. Big

00:47:49.880 --> 00:47:52.539
guys. Honorable mention to Blood Ravens. Love

00:47:52.539 --> 00:47:55.579
me one. They are not obscure, though. They got

00:47:55.579 --> 00:47:58.760
four games on their back. Please, I've never

00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:02.489
heard of these guys. Tell me more. Never paint

00:48:02.489 --> 00:48:10.730
those doors, Colin. What? I don't know why. That's

00:48:10.730 --> 00:48:13.550
the end of the message. What's wrong with the

00:48:13.550 --> 00:48:18.070
doors? I don't know. Someone agreed for it to

00:48:18.070 --> 00:48:19.929
be yellow, so it looks like that. What's the

00:48:19.929 --> 00:48:24.809
rooms? What's it called? Not the escape rooms.

00:48:25.010 --> 00:48:27.110
What's the one with that massive yellow? The

00:48:27.110 --> 00:48:32.550
back rooms, that's it. Peace, man, from Sweden.

00:48:32.590 --> 00:48:35.530
Thank you for the 65 sec. Also need to mention

00:48:35.530 --> 00:48:37.730
Angels of Absolution. I was thinking about them

00:48:37.730 --> 00:48:41.650
today. One of the few of only Dark Angel's successor

00:48:41.650 --> 00:48:43.809
that's like, maybe we've done enough to atone.

00:48:43.909 --> 00:48:46.590
They are not well -liked. In fact, in the Phil

00:48:46.590 --> 00:48:49.389
Kelly book, the Dark Angels make a deal with

00:48:49.389 --> 00:48:53.489
the Tau to let them just kill the entirety of

00:48:53.489 --> 00:48:56.780
that chapter. they don't kill the entire primaris

00:48:56.780 --> 00:48:58.800
they're just like hey how about we just kill

00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:01.380
our own primaris reinforcements we don't want

00:49:01.380 --> 00:49:04.179
them to learn our secrets like come on phil come

00:49:04.179 --> 00:49:07.579
on this is too hard war of secrets don't read

00:49:07.579 --> 00:49:13.800
it spooky kabuki thanks to the firebox man uh

00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:17.199
what the hell is andy cosplaying as jill valentine

00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:23.230
um i'm the master of unlocking deal with it It's

00:49:23.230 --> 00:49:26.230
a reference to Resident Evil. This is for Colin

00:49:26.230 --> 00:49:32.190
here, I think. These are always... Hey, you know

00:49:32.190 --> 00:49:37.429
what? Never mind. This one was mostly nice. Embryo

00:49:37.429 --> 00:49:41.130
Nikyle. I feel like I got that right. Thank you

00:49:41.130 --> 00:49:43.889
for the 10. Thank Colin for making me like Warhammer

00:49:43.889 --> 00:49:46.070
Fantasy Elves. You're welcome. Also, screw you.

00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:48.489
Now I hate the Eldar because they would gladly...

00:49:49.539 --> 00:49:51.920
sacrifice millions of elves to save one soul

00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:56.139
stone I mean maybe elves if somehow there were

00:49:56.139 --> 00:49:59.699
elves and Eldar in the same place I think we

00:49:59.699 --> 00:50:05.420
uh I think we skipped some people's uh donations

00:50:05.420 --> 00:50:12.320
yes well um there's a donkey man one that we

00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:14.360
didn't read they didn't show up in the side a

00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:16.119
bit for some reason and I don't think we read

00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:20.579
these Aleph the Aleph not one before that yeah

00:50:20.579 --> 00:50:25.760
man thank you the three scariest wards and lore

00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:31.000
crimes chat might clip that i do loki dread it

00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:33.440
to be fair i honestly thought the supercut would

00:50:33.440 --> 00:50:36.699
be worse than i thought but it was all right

00:50:36.699 --> 00:50:40.579
i just i know like i don't mind to be honest

00:50:40.579 --> 00:50:48.969
thanks That is crazy though. Five Canadian just

00:50:48.969 --> 00:50:50.989
got here and felt like I turned into a very nerdy

00:50:50.989 --> 00:50:54.949
episode of Blackadder. Pretty much, yeah. Who

00:50:54.949 --> 00:50:57.969
wants to be Baldrick? Who wants to be Flash Art?

00:50:58.949 --> 00:51:03.210
Colin could be Flash Art. He's the one who's

00:51:03.210 --> 00:51:06.309
like, well done, it's me! And he's very funny.

00:51:07.150 --> 00:51:10.130
I'll be the Jürgen. I'll be the Jürgen to the

00:51:10.130 --> 00:51:16.480
Blackadder. Or Jürgen. No, I don't know what

00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:20.260
that means. You could be Stephen Fry's character.

00:51:21.420 --> 00:51:24.059
The generals will say, he just makes fun noises

00:51:24.059 --> 00:51:26.940
and sends men to die. It's funny. It's funny.

00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:30.840
Depending on the series though. Anyway, thank

00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:37.099
you all for your donations. Sorry that we didn't,

00:51:37.099 --> 00:51:38.960
well, that I didn't clock these ones. It's just

00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:41.219
for some reason, usually they go into a side

00:51:41.219 --> 00:51:42.880
bit where they're all starred and those ones

00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:45.300
weren't for whatever reason. And I don't know

00:51:45.300 --> 00:51:48.679
why, but it's okay. We fixed it. Well done, Eli,

00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:54.159
for keeping an eye out. So with that said, I've

00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:57.000
got like a few more. Some are shorter than others.

00:51:57.539 --> 00:51:59.659
Do you want me to go through one of the last

00:51:59.659 --> 00:52:03.360
longer ones? I've got two more as well, if you

00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:06.719
want to switch between. um so i'm gonna do like

00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:11.119
i do mentors screw it i like mentors i like mentors

00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:14.440
i love mentors and you can't say that around

00:52:14.440 --> 00:52:17.440
this because um yeah so they're like my favorite

00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:20.059
their home world is unknown no one knows where

00:52:20.059 --> 00:52:22.219
they live no one knows where they're from exactly

00:52:22.219 --> 00:52:25.119
all we know is they're probably ultramarine successors

00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:29.199
stock designated the 888th chapter they replaced

00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:31.199
the former star scorpions who used to have the

00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:33.860
same heraldry And they're from the 26th founding

00:52:33.860 --> 00:52:40.280
of 738M41. Fun fact, they were there since the

00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:41.960
beginning of Space Marines. They used to be a

00:52:41.960 --> 00:52:43.659
bespoke little unit you could have in your armies,

00:52:43.739 --> 00:52:45.800
which was fun. That's no longer a thing in the

00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:49.420
tabletop, unfortunately. And their gimmick is

00:52:49.420 --> 00:52:52.360
they don't operate like an army. They operate

00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:55.500
as specialists. So generally speaking, while

00:52:55.500 --> 00:53:00.380
they do have squads of 10 men teams. They are

00:53:00.380 --> 00:53:03.320
led by tutors. They have no sergeant classification.

00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:07.320
They only have like captains, battle brothers,

00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:11.539
and then like chapter masters. They also tend

00:53:11.539 --> 00:53:15.219
to operate alone. So much so that like in the

00:53:15.219 --> 00:53:17.559
only time they've been in a book, which is Spear

00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:20.969
of the Emperor by ADB. There's one, and he's

00:53:20.969 --> 00:53:24.389
got two helots, which are specially trained mortals.

00:53:24.489 --> 00:53:27.170
And they have digital weapons and all sorts of

00:53:27.170 --> 00:53:30.309
fun stuff. And it's one guy who's a space marine

00:53:30.309 --> 00:53:33.750
with two mortal accompaniments. They have really

00:53:33.750 --> 00:53:36.429
good ties to the Inquisition. They're recognized

00:53:36.429 --> 00:53:38.730
as possibly the best trained space marine chapter

00:53:38.730 --> 00:53:41.710
ever. Because other than the Grey Knights, they

00:53:41.710 --> 00:53:44.630
do missions other chapters can't do. They supplement

00:53:44.630 --> 00:53:46.969
other forces rather than wage war. They don't

00:53:46.969 --> 00:53:49.469
go, let's send 100 men to kill a hive fleet.

00:53:49.590 --> 00:53:52.210
They'll go, let's send one guy to a beleaguered

00:53:52.210 --> 00:53:55.650
chapter world or garrison of the Astra Militarum

00:53:55.650 --> 00:53:58.090
or Mechanicus Forge world, and he can try and

00:53:58.090 --> 00:54:01.750
rally them to do it better. And so they don't

00:54:01.750 --> 00:54:03.449
go out on all that wars. They all have genius

00:54:03.449 --> 00:54:07.030
levels of strategy and adaptability, memorization.

00:54:07.449 --> 00:54:10.170
They have an elite carder as their first company,

00:54:10.210 --> 00:54:12.840
though again, They're rarely deploying more than

00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:15.880
three to five of them at a time. They have some

00:54:15.880 --> 00:54:18.360
of the best gear. And even when they're sent

00:54:18.360 --> 00:54:20.539
to the death watch, even when they're part of

00:54:20.539 --> 00:54:23.119
a kill team, they work alone. So they'll just

00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:24.940
be as far away from all the others as they can

00:54:24.940 --> 00:54:25.940
be. And they're like, don't worry, I'm going

00:54:25.940 --> 00:54:28.559
to work alone. I'll help the kill team, but in

00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.340
my own way. And I don't play well with like a

00:54:30.340 --> 00:54:32.860
team just because they're just, they're built.

00:54:32.940 --> 00:54:34.579
Some people are like, oh, maybe they're alpha

00:54:34.579 --> 00:54:37.579
Legion, like sneaky successes, but I don't know

00:54:37.579 --> 00:54:40.570
about that. We've been told officially they are

00:54:40.570 --> 00:54:46.849
ultramarine stock. Imagine if it was uber -duber

00:54:46.849 --> 00:54:50.150
specialists and their drawback is that they can't

00:54:50.150 --> 00:54:52.969
fight in a big army. They just send one guy at

00:54:52.969 --> 00:54:55.510
a time. I kind of like that. They used to have

00:54:55.510 --> 00:54:58.650
a little owl, but now they have a bird's head.

00:54:58.889 --> 00:55:01.869
I think they're fun. If they had an owl, that

00:55:01.869 --> 00:55:06.670
reminds me of things where things have a wolf

00:55:06.670 --> 00:55:09.400
or something, but then uh is it on terror they

00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:10.920
mentioned like during the heresy or something

00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:14.199
like oh i've never even seen a wolf oh yeah and

00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:16.599
they're like they're extinct on terrorists like

00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:18.699
we've never even seen a wolf yeah and there's

00:55:18.699 --> 00:55:21.179
like a prospero burns like i saw it on the computer

00:55:21.179 --> 00:55:24.820
what a dog yeah i saw a dog on the computer oh

00:55:24.820 --> 00:55:28.539
okay that's how you know uh i have an offering

00:55:28.539 --> 00:55:32.019
this i guess this one isn't the most obscure

00:55:32.019 --> 00:55:34.199
but not everyone knows this one which is of course

00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:38.300
black dragons just because they're so cool uh

00:55:38.300 --> 00:55:41.559
if people don't know uh you guys people listening

00:55:41.559 --> 00:55:44.239
they're like salamanders uh yeah you're not getting

00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:49.679
that um so these guys are one of the other group

00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:52.940
who are part of that 21st curse founding so they're

00:55:52.940 --> 00:55:56.539
the ones where uh apparently some magos when

00:55:56.539 --> 00:56:00.059
you know guys you know space marines what if

00:56:00.059 --> 00:56:02.980
we just fucked them up like what if we just made

00:56:02.980 --> 00:56:08.880
it worse um And this is a chapter... I guess

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:12.320
it's like the thing, they don't claim to be salamanders

00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:15.280
or something, or they kind of make sure they're

00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:20.039
divorced from it. And they have a special problem.

00:56:21.579 --> 00:56:25.400
They're mutants. They mutate. This is Wolverine.

00:56:26.099 --> 00:56:30.199
Because these poor guys, they have little...

00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:33.239
bony gross that come out of like their arms or

00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:38.500
even their helmet sometimes and uh yeah and then

00:56:38.500 --> 00:56:41.659
sometimes they just randomly like they cover

00:56:41.659 --> 00:56:46.280
them with adamantium okay uh and then apparently

00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:50.900
sometimes they're retractable as well uh so they

00:56:50.900 --> 00:56:53.239
instead of like a guy being like you know oh

00:56:53.239 --> 00:56:55.280
i need to have my chainsaw or something bro has

00:56:55.280 --> 00:56:59.650
his sword on his arm do they need yeah he uh

00:56:59.650 --> 00:57:01.530
there's quite a few of them they were interesting

00:57:01.530 --> 00:57:03.650
enough like there are sometimes ones where the

00:57:03.650 --> 00:57:07.710
bony gross go out or like it like it goes out

00:57:07.710 --> 00:57:10.550
of um what's the word like it goes out of control

00:57:10.550 --> 00:57:14.849
and they kind of have like a weird like extra

00:57:14.849 --> 00:57:18.909
kind of company uh which they call the dragon

00:57:18.909 --> 00:57:21.809
claws which is very uninspiring considering they're

00:57:21.809 --> 00:57:25.730
called you know the black dragons um but They

00:57:25.730 --> 00:57:28.630
basically, all their armor is black. They have

00:57:28.630 --> 00:57:31.510
like a little symbol. It's like a dragon symbol

00:57:31.510 --> 00:57:35.170
on their shoulder. And often they don't, when

00:57:35.170 --> 00:57:36.849
you see them in artwork, they don't sport the

00:57:36.849 --> 00:57:38.909
Aquila on their chest. They kind of have like

00:57:38.909 --> 00:57:41.570
a dragon, like symbol across their chest plate.

00:57:42.690 --> 00:57:45.670
And whenever people have seen them in stories,

00:57:45.829 --> 00:57:49.110
there's a short story. There's a few short stories

00:57:49.110 --> 00:57:53.369
ones with them where there's a... person who's

00:57:53.369 --> 00:57:55.210
like hiding in a ship that's been taken over

00:57:55.210 --> 00:57:59.329
by drukari and then the uh i think it's a lady

00:57:59.329 --> 00:58:01.309
or a mac i remember who it is but like a naval

00:58:01.309 --> 00:58:04.250
officer or something like is just hiding in the

00:58:04.250 --> 00:58:06.309
lower decks and then like the black dragons like

00:58:06.309 --> 00:58:09.429
punch into the ship and this person is like oh

00:58:09.429 --> 00:58:11.670
a star teaser here and then just goes to look

00:58:11.670 --> 00:58:15.210
at them and they're like oh there's like bone

00:58:15.210 --> 00:58:18.829
protruding out of them that's horrific um he's

00:58:18.829 --> 00:58:22.090
got a boner said the poor fella oh luckily as

00:58:22.090 --> 00:58:27.130
well uh apparently uh being a black dragon it

00:58:27.130 --> 00:58:30.369
gets worse because sometimes the growths that

00:58:30.369 --> 00:58:35.349
happen on them can like they just like obviously

00:58:35.349 --> 00:58:38.789
part of the um dragon claws company sometimes

00:58:38.789 --> 00:58:41.110
they have guys in it who are like yeah it's too

00:58:41.110 --> 00:58:43.610
much even for those things and it's kind of like

00:58:43.610 --> 00:58:47.250
a ball or like a hobbling mess and sometimes

00:58:47.250 --> 00:58:49.829
also their astartes are enormous just randomly

00:58:49.829 --> 00:58:53.530
like they have a huge they just have big dudes

00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:56.630
every once in a while uh so they have to like

00:58:56.630 --> 00:58:58.750
have like customize their armor every once in

00:58:58.750 --> 00:59:02.349
a while uh they are also unlike their salamander

00:59:02.349 --> 00:59:07.750
origins not the nicest so like they also what

00:59:07.750 --> 00:59:11.250
i find funny they hate the salamanders they just

00:59:11.250 --> 00:59:14.730
don't like them at all and there's even like

00:59:14.730 --> 00:59:18.030
a story of like i think a blood dragon the black

00:59:18.030 --> 00:59:22.010
dragon became uh like like he was rejected by

00:59:22.010 --> 00:59:24.070
them and then he became like part of like the

00:59:24.070 --> 00:59:26.150
salamanders and then they adopted him they're

00:59:26.150 --> 00:59:28.469
like we found a stray yeah and then they tried

00:59:28.469 --> 00:59:30.690
to like take him back or something and then one

00:59:30.690 --> 00:59:33.210
of the black like blood black dragons got killed

00:59:33.210 --> 00:59:34.989
in the fight and they're like okay we're not

00:59:34.989 --> 00:59:40.750
no one else is dying for this dude But they appeared

00:59:40.750 --> 00:59:43.250
in Armageddon as well. They appeared during the

00:59:43.250 --> 00:59:49.210
Third War, I think. They've had a short story.

00:59:49.409 --> 00:59:52.050
It might have been the Second War, actually.

00:59:52.250 --> 00:59:55.530
I don't know. We'll check it. But one of the

00:59:55.530 --> 00:59:59.070
characters written by Mr. Annadale, he has a

00:59:59.070 --> 01:00:02.469
Sister of Battle character. He's like, she has

01:00:02.469 --> 01:00:05.849
no coven anymore. And no sisterhood. They got

01:00:05.849 --> 01:00:09.590
killed and she was found by some of these. Lovely

01:00:09.590 --> 01:00:14.110
Astartes. But kind of cool. So if people want

01:00:14.110 --> 01:00:17.989
to create a more unique looking chapter for the

01:00:17.989 --> 01:00:20.730
board, obviously having bony protrusions as weapons

01:00:20.730 --> 01:00:23.469
is kind of a nice thing. Whenever they're in

01:00:23.469 --> 01:00:26.250
artwork, they have a very nice crested helm of

01:00:26.250 --> 01:00:30.469
a spike, which always looks really cool. I don't

01:00:30.469 --> 01:00:31.710
think I'm missing anything else, Andy. Is there

01:00:31.710 --> 01:00:35.110
anything cool I miss about them? Did they ever

01:00:35.110 --> 01:00:38.739
say Bob? Bob. Yeah, well, you said they're like

01:00:38.739 --> 01:00:42.280
Wolverine. Wolverine. But, yeah, I mean, the

01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:45.119
whole, like, put adamantium on there, like, bony

01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.039
protrusions that can retract is so, like, I mean,

01:00:49.099 --> 01:00:52.480
yeah. Once again, Warhammer copying homework

01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.059
there. I can make something that's not cool about

01:00:55.059 --> 01:00:58.579
them. They exclusively are written by Nick Kime,

01:00:58.739 --> 01:01:01.860
who writes the Salamander's books, and that's

01:01:01.860 --> 01:01:04.119
what you'll learn. Oh, no, bro. It's like, uh

01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:12.090
-oh. In the bin. In the trash. Yeah. Any more

01:01:12.090 --> 01:01:14.630
for any more? Eli or Colin, do you have any others

01:01:14.630 --> 01:01:16.829
you'd like to mention? I like the Valedictors.

01:01:17.750 --> 01:01:22.849
Oh, Eli, did you have... You could say whatever

01:01:22.849 --> 01:01:28.789
that is. They're a first founding legion. Oh,

01:01:28.789 --> 01:01:30.929
yes. In original lore, yes. In original Rogue

01:01:30.929 --> 01:01:34.710
Trader. I didn't just make that up. I didn't

01:01:34.710 --> 01:01:36.409
pull that out of my ass. No, when it was Rogue

01:01:36.409 --> 01:01:40.630
Traitor, we knew all 20. What's your logo? Yeah.

01:01:42.369 --> 01:01:45.010
And at least at that point, they supposedly,

01:01:45.369 --> 01:01:49.389
you know, they were at the ass end of the heresy,

01:01:49.510 --> 01:01:51.809
because I think they did just squeak in barely

01:01:51.809 --> 01:01:54.050
when there was a Horus heresy, but before they

01:01:54.050 --> 01:01:58.469
got retconned out of being a first founding legion.

01:01:59.510 --> 01:02:03.139
So they saw... action against not only traitors

01:02:03.139 --> 01:02:06.219
but also orcs and eldar and i also just think

01:02:06.219 --> 01:02:10.300
it's neat that conceptually the horus heresy

01:02:10.300 --> 01:02:13.039
existed at the same time that we knew all 20

01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:17.639
original legions uh that's i don't know that's

01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:19.400
kind of it i just i don't know i just that's

01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:21.940
it's fun little warhammer history more than anything

01:02:21.940 --> 01:02:24.980
yeah that's good here's about you eli that's

01:02:24.980 --> 01:02:29.210
cool um Another Space Marine chapter created

01:02:29.210 --> 01:02:31.489
just to die to the Tau is the Avenging Sons.

01:02:31.670 --> 01:02:33.489
They're just Ultramarines who got killed by Tau.

01:02:33.889 --> 01:02:37.590
But someone in chat... They are around still,

01:02:37.630 --> 01:02:41.329
kind of. They're so good at being incompetent.

01:02:42.929 --> 01:02:46.590
Someone in chat mentioned the Steel Confessors,

01:02:46.650 --> 01:02:48.929
which is a cool Iron Hands chapter that I don't

01:02:48.929 --> 01:02:51.730
know a lot about, but I remember... To what I

01:02:51.730 --> 01:02:54.230
remember, they were basically an Adeptus Mechanicus

01:02:54.230 --> 01:02:57.480
chapter. and they're also trinitarian like uh

01:02:57.480 --> 01:02:59.559
they're catholic space marines so that's pretty

01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:02.500
cool and until last year the source of all this

01:03:02.500 --> 01:03:04.980
information was oh trust me bro i found a leaflet

01:03:04.980 --> 01:03:08.139
about them at an event once and everyone was

01:03:08.139 --> 01:03:09.820
like where is this forbidden and then eventually

01:03:09.820 --> 01:03:12.820
like last year some guy just went into like his

01:03:12.820 --> 01:03:14.420
cupboard and was like oh i found it it's like

01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:16.559
what yeah here's the leaflet i found it in my

01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:19.840
cupboard and was like you're just like revealed

01:03:19.840 --> 01:03:22.000
one of the biggest mysteries in warhammer lore

01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:25.139
like oh well done you and he's like it's like

01:03:25.139 --> 01:03:27.059
well done and so now we know for a fact that

01:03:27.059 --> 01:03:29.820
yes we have got we have the source we found these

01:03:29.820 --> 01:03:33.320
material i think there's i think there's a lot

01:03:33.320 --> 01:03:35.139
more lore than what i mentioned but that's all

01:03:35.139 --> 01:03:37.739
i really know yeah that's all i remember yeah

01:03:37.739 --> 01:03:41.820
i i did actually once ask peachy and also try

01:03:41.820 --> 01:03:44.119
to contact gw like have you got like any records

01:03:44.119 --> 01:03:46.599
of this before i do like a little quick video

01:03:46.599 --> 01:03:51.309
on them and they were like nope And then, thankfully,

01:03:51.449 --> 01:03:54.070
it was just like, whew, it's correct. Nice. Bro

01:03:54.070 --> 01:03:59.610
countered G -dubs from chapter laws. Crazy. Yeah.

01:04:00.070 --> 01:04:03.610
Go away, you. We don't like you. Get away. Get

01:04:03.610 --> 01:04:08.670
away from me. I've got a few more. Two honorable

01:04:08.670 --> 01:04:11.670
mentions and some very quick ones. One I'd like

01:04:11.670 --> 01:04:13.650
to mention is one that's actually a case of a

01:04:13.650 --> 01:04:18.809
fan chapter that became canon. And this was made

01:04:18.809 --> 01:04:21.690
by Mengel Miniatures, who's got like a painting

01:04:21.690 --> 01:04:23.630
stuff and miniatures and stuff on Instagram,

01:04:23.789 --> 01:04:26.710
etc. And their lore is they were created during

01:04:26.710 --> 01:04:29.309
the 34th millennium. They have the homeworld

01:04:29.309 --> 01:04:31.829
of Archaea, which was devoured by High Fleet

01:04:31.829 --> 01:04:34.829
Leviathan. But here's the reason why this is

01:04:34.829 --> 01:04:38.329
such a fun chapter, right? Their first chapter

01:04:38.329 --> 01:04:42.969
master was named... alexandros the great oh of

01:04:42.969 --> 01:04:48.909
course and then he got infected by a nurgle contagion

01:04:48.909 --> 01:04:52.170
and then every successor of him has to drink

01:04:52.170 --> 01:04:54.329
a bit of his infected blood as like a trial bike

01:04:54.329 --> 01:04:57.329
like fire to make sure they're worthy and then

01:04:57.329 --> 01:05:00.909
bear in mind this is now canon another one of

01:05:00.909 --> 01:05:03.489
their because they're all called alexandros alexandros

01:05:03.489 --> 01:05:06.739
the mad fell to chaos and now the current chapter

01:05:06.739 --> 01:05:09.579
master is called alexandros the blind and he

01:05:09.579 --> 01:05:15.400
is a blank he is a null chapter master follows

01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:19.579
him because the mad has psychic powers he has

01:05:19.579 --> 01:05:22.340
resistance to psychic powers and so he's like

01:05:22.340 --> 01:05:24.360
trying to chase him down to kill him i'm like

01:05:24.360 --> 01:05:28.400
oh that's it's a bit on the nose But it's also

01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:32.079
quite fun. Like, ooh, a blank soulless chapter

01:05:32.079 --> 01:05:34.480
master. That's quite fun. That is pretty cool.

01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:37.579
That's a fun gimmick. That's a novelty. I like

01:05:37.579 --> 01:05:39.980
that. I like that. Yeah, and guess what they're

01:05:39.980 --> 01:05:43.260
descended from? The Sons of Dawn. That's not

01:05:43.260 --> 01:05:44.800
the Ultramarines. I don't like that anymore.

01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:48.780
It's a mystery. It's a mystery. It's the Imperial

01:05:48.780 --> 01:05:51.840
Fest. Any more for any more? Hal or Colin or

01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:58.300
Eli? I do. Was it good? Someone in chat said

01:05:58.300 --> 01:06:02.619
Sons of Antaeus. They're big space marines that

01:06:02.619 --> 01:06:04.800
are maybe Alpha Legion, and that's it, I'm pretty

01:06:04.800 --> 01:06:08.400
sure. I think that's the entire lore blurb for

01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:11.760
that. Unless I'm wrong, but I remember watching

01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:14.900
a 40K Theories video when I was younger, like

01:06:14.900 --> 01:06:18.420
literally a decade ago about these guys, about

01:06:18.420 --> 01:06:20.579
how they're really big and mysterious space marines

01:06:20.579 --> 01:06:24.300
who are probably Alpha Legion. Yeah. Don't keep

01:06:24.300 --> 01:06:27.190
listening. I have one more. I don't know whether

01:06:27.190 --> 01:06:30.469
to say it before or after the next donations

01:06:30.469 --> 01:06:34.289
or not. Should I say it now? Go for it. Someone

01:06:34.289 --> 01:06:37.889
definitely mentioned this one earlier. Because

01:06:37.889 --> 01:06:41.550
it's Iron Hands, of course, no one knows anything

01:06:41.550 --> 01:06:43.809
about anything that goes on with these guys,

01:06:43.909 --> 01:06:47.449
which is the Sons of Medusa. Shout out to Mishmash.

01:06:47.889 --> 01:06:52.170
This is his favorite chapter. I think, Colin,

01:06:52.230 --> 01:06:55.760
have you ever seen Mishmash's videos on this

01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:59.880
stuff yeah yeah uh this guy does a great he has

01:06:59.880 --> 01:07:02.239
a great warmer channel about kit bashing and

01:07:02.239 --> 01:07:06.079
um he also shares my love although i'm on the

01:07:06.079 --> 01:07:08.920
other side of this debate here because you'll

01:07:08.920 --> 01:07:11.840
see what i'm talking about which is the sons

01:07:11.840 --> 01:07:15.420
of medusa themselves uh they are iron hands except

01:07:15.420 --> 01:07:20.099
they do not like iron hands because uh they so

01:07:20.099 --> 01:07:23.960
true so real They were birthed from something

01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:29.039
called the Moiré Schism, which essentially boils

01:07:29.039 --> 01:07:34.820
down to, in the Mechanicum, some guys were going,

01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:36.739
by the way, guys, you know the Astronomicon?

01:07:37.179 --> 01:07:41.760
Yeah, what? Messages in it. Swear to God. Swear

01:07:41.760 --> 01:07:44.000
to the Omnissiah there's messages in the Astronomicon.

01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:47.960
You've got to buy my loyalty program and then

01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:50.250
subscribe, whatever that stuff is. you just gotta

01:07:50.250 --> 01:07:53.349
manifest it bro you just gotta manifest it but

01:07:53.349 --> 01:07:56.210
apparently this created like quite a divide and

01:07:56.210 --> 01:07:58.409
it obviously if you know anything about iron

01:07:58.409 --> 01:08:02.369
hands uh they worship the omnisire kind of the

01:08:02.369 --> 01:08:04.230
emperor as well but like they worship the omnisire

01:08:04.230 --> 01:08:07.010
the mechanicum is deeply intertwined with the

01:08:07.010 --> 01:08:09.170
iron hands to the point where like they have

01:08:09.170 --> 01:08:12.030
mechanicus elements like inside their ruling

01:08:12.030 --> 01:08:18.189
council so the problem is is like this schism

01:08:18.970 --> 01:08:21.770
also infected half of the iron hands chapter

01:08:21.770 --> 01:08:25.449
and then it just turned into basically a full

01:08:25.449 --> 01:08:31.670
-on civil war which is not good uh so uh the

01:08:31.670 --> 01:08:35.010
only like it just gets like the whole point of

01:08:35.010 --> 01:08:36.930
the iron hands of course there's only there's

01:08:36.930 --> 01:08:39.229
not many of these guys the fact that they were

01:08:39.229 --> 01:08:43.090
divided fucking sucks like it's just not good

01:08:43.090 --> 01:08:46.350
but it does have like a kind of good ending for

01:08:46.350 --> 01:08:50.449
the imperium in some way which was uh they basically

01:08:50.449 --> 01:08:55.789
at some point the schism kind of ended and the

01:08:55.789 --> 01:08:58.310
issue was like people a lot of guys in our hands

01:08:58.310 --> 01:09:02.289
like hey we know we lost a few people also those

01:09:02.289 --> 01:09:05.649
over there like they don't trust us and we don't

01:09:05.649 --> 01:09:09.390
trust them so uh they're basically where you

01:09:09.390 --> 01:09:11.890
know what we're dividing we're spitting the chapter

01:09:11.890 --> 01:09:14.270
or like you know sectioning off the guys who

01:09:14.270 --> 01:09:18.229
can't stay with us and they turn into a divergent

01:09:18.229 --> 01:09:21.430
you know fleet based one uh this is quite cool

01:09:21.430 --> 01:09:23.729
because then they become the sons of medusa they

01:09:23.729 --> 01:09:25.729
get their own color scheme they go through that

01:09:25.729 --> 01:09:30.130
iconic green with like a white helmet and um

01:09:30.130 --> 01:09:33.510
they're looking i mean especially if you watch

01:09:33.510 --> 01:09:35.909
a mishmash of it it's great like kit bashing

01:09:35.909 --> 01:09:38.329
of them and i've watched a lot of stuff recently

01:09:38.329 --> 01:09:42.939
but um yeah so they basically become a fleet

01:09:42.939 --> 01:09:45.340
-based chapter they go off and they create their

01:09:45.340 --> 01:09:48.600
own version of the iron hands which is kind of

01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:50.840
similar so they also have like a ruling like

01:09:50.840 --> 01:09:56.279
iron council in sort of similar way uh the kind

01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:59.380
of i guess like the interesting part like they're

01:09:59.380 --> 01:10:01.800
kind of like iron hands but they actually are

01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:04.779
like you know We're actually going to do shit

01:10:04.779 --> 01:10:07.600
and get shit done. And they often appear in many

01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:09.920
of the more like recent stuff. They were in Bad

01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:13.180
Ab as well. So they featured in Bad Ab War. They

01:10:13.180 --> 01:10:16.340
kind of show up and they have lots of good, really

01:10:16.340 --> 01:10:19.619
fucking good gear. Although we should say parts

01:10:19.619 --> 01:10:23.380
of the Mechanicus don't like them because obviously

01:10:23.380 --> 01:10:26.479
they're like, hey, the Mechanicus have like their

01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:28.939
own kind of issues and schisms. And obviously.

01:10:29.850 --> 01:10:33.270
uh they the fact that these guys are around they're

01:10:33.270 --> 01:10:35.449
like uh you know we don't we don't we don't fuck

01:10:35.449 --> 01:10:37.869
those guys you know over there you know he's

01:10:37.869 --> 01:10:40.289
not from my he's not from my block stuff like

01:10:40.289 --> 01:10:44.229
that but in some way they kind of are a bit more

01:10:44.229 --> 01:10:47.529
you know they're on the prowl and these guys

01:10:47.529 --> 01:10:51.010
do fight a lot they show up a lot in more recent

01:10:51.010 --> 01:10:55.119
events and i don't mean it was only like do any

01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:57.500
more details andy because i'm not like as i like

01:10:57.500 --> 01:10:59.199
these guys but i'm not like the most familiar

01:10:59.199 --> 01:11:01.420
with them but i i haven't brushed up on them

01:11:01.420 --> 01:11:03.520
in a while i know they got like three companies

01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:05.880
like i said instead of having ten and they're

01:11:05.880 --> 01:11:08.199
quite big they're more like clans than companies

01:11:08.199 --> 01:11:09.619
and they all have like a different color scheme

01:11:09.619 --> 01:11:12.779
for the chapter logo that's how you tell uh i

01:11:12.779 --> 01:11:15.739
know they also have like uh a unique tech marine

01:11:15.739 --> 01:11:19.159
which are called like forge fanes i think and

01:11:19.159 --> 01:11:20.600
that's just their name for tech marines like

01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:22.500
oh and they're obviously quite good tech marines

01:11:22.500 --> 01:11:24.699
because it's like we're using a different type

01:11:24.699 --> 01:11:27.859
of like understanding technology a different

01:11:27.859 --> 01:11:31.399
uh framework so we're quite good at it so oh

01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:34.720
okay yeah so if you guys want to make your uh

01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:37.520
if you were thinking you know all three of you

01:11:37.520 --> 01:11:39.640
out there who are like i kind of like iron hands

01:11:39.640 --> 01:11:41.840
but i don't want to have to paint all black armor

01:11:41.840 --> 01:11:44.140
again because that could be a real ball and be

01:11:44.140 --> 01:11:46.579
really difficult there's a whole chapter here

01:11:46.579 --> 01:11:49.859
if you can paint it in despite who should say

01:11:49.859 --> 01:11:53.020
their color is disgustingly bright green like

01:11:53.020 --> 01:11:58.359
that's like a kiwi just like i don't know it's

01:11:58.359 --> 01:12:00.659
quite like is that naff green it's like the kind

01:12:00.659 --> 01:12:04.119
of green where like if you were uh like a petrol

01:12:04.119 --> 01:12:06.079
station or which were a gas bubble gum green

01:12:06.079 --> 01:12:08.760
yeah like okay like if your gas station was this

01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:11.520
color you know it's you know that shop inside

01:12:11.520 --> 01:12:16.560
is filthy you know like like it's like it's math

01:12:16.560 --> 01:12:19.939
green but uh it is iconic uh i guess it was it

01:12:19.939 --> 01:12:23.199
like um ah sprite green is that the one yeah

01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:26.180
sprite green yeah but they are they are kind

01:12:26.180 --> 01:12:29.699
of cool and um uh if anyone doesn't like iron

01:12:29.699 --> 01:12:31.579
hands uh they probably enjoy them too because

01:12:31.579 --> 01:12:33.699
they were like haha we took half the iron hands

01:12:33.699 --> 01:12:37.600
and we pissed off so yeah there you go that's

01:12:37.600 --> 01:12:40.960
my that's i have one more uh just to end like

01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:46.380
in my pocket uh i can also be incredibly loud

01:12:46.380 --> 01:12:48.279
and obnoxious if everyone gives me permission

01:12:48.279 --> 01:12:54.420
okay hey mish mash sons of medusa mention you

01:12:54.420 --> 01:12:59.649
wow He was in a Discord call, so I just kind

01:12:59.649 --> 01:13:01.609
of joined that. He was still in the one with

01:13:01.609 --> 01:13:03.850
Froggy and someone else there that I don't know.

01:13:04.550 --> 01:13:07.569
I pulled back the loud and obnoxious, I'm not

01:13:07.569 --> 01:13:10.489
going to lie. I did kind of want to yell. Violence

01:13:10.489 --> 01:13:14.489
today. That sounded like you were more concerned

01:13:14.489 --> 01:13:21.029
rather than angry. It's, you know, I realized

01:13:21.029 --> 01:13:23.510
that was in a little stream chat and I don't

01:13:23.510 --> 01:13:27.149
need to blow out an audience's ears. But by God,

01:13:27.189 --> 01:13:30.890
I wanted to know I wanted to yell. I'm going

01:13:30.890 --> 01:13:38.529
to end my part on these guys also from a curse

01:13:38.529 --> 01:13:42.149
founding called the Blood Gorgons. These guys,

01:13:42.310 --> 01:13:46.130
Andy mentioned earlier about obscure novels.

01:13:46.590 --> 01:13:50.029
I believe this is also one of the cases because

01:13:50.029 --> 01:13:53.550
I think this is fifth edition and the Blood Gorgons,

01:13:53.609 --> 01:13:57.239
they don't have any, origin chapter supposedly

01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:00.359
but their kind of gimmick is that they fall they

01:14:00.359 --> 01:14:02.920
fall into chaos and that they're kind of like

01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:06.140
their skin their like bodies have become more

01:14:06.140 --> 01:14:09.659
like uh like it was impenetrable and they're

01:14:09.659 --> 01:14:14.359
really really difficult to kill and they're promoted

01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:16.680
lightly like an iron hands successor probably

01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:19.300
because blood gorgons you know the gorgon being

01:14:19.300 --> 01:14:22.119
ferris's nickname but they fall into chaos and

01:14:22.119 --> 01:14:24.189
they have like One of their iconic art pieces,

01:14:24.369 --> 01:14:26.289
actually, I think, is it the 5th edition Codex?

01:14:26.630 --> 01:14:29.109
It's the 6th edition Codex. The 6th edition Codex,

01:14:29.109 --> 01:14:33.229
sorry. Which is so weird for such a random chapter

01:14:33.229 --> 01:14:37.590
to be on the front. It does weird because technically

01:14:37.590 --> 01:14:39.369
they're now like a war band. It kind of reminds

01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:42.369
me of when Games Workshop tried to make what

01:14:42.369 --> 01:14:46.649
they called the... Interesting law? No, I don't

01:14:46.649 --> 01:14:50.289
remember. Crimson Slaughter. They had like a

01:14:50.289 --> 01:14:52.189
whole codex and they were like, let's make them

01:14:52.189 --> 01:14:54.510
a thing. It just didn't take it. It was a weird

01:14:54.510 --> 01:14:59.310
little side quest from GW, yeah. Yeah, so the

01:14:59.310 --> 01:15:02.989
Blood Gorgons, they also have an interesting

01:15:02.989 --> 01:15:06.510
history, like real life history, which is they

01:15:06.510 --> 01:15:08.310
are written by an author. I think his name is

01:15:08.310 --> 01:15:13.659
Henry Zhao or Harry Zhao. he made like a novel

01:15:13.659 --> 01:15:15.899
i think a novella as well maybe about these guys

01:15:15.899 --> 01:15:18.579
and they have like quite a decent like fleshing

01:15:18.579 --> 01:15:22.319
out there's a slight issue though um which is

01:15:22.319 --> 01:15:25.079
uh this guy no longer works for games workshop

01:15:25.079 --> 01:15:29.180
because he got them in trouble for plagiarism

01:15:29.180 --> 01:15:32.300
he parts of his i think when i looked up years

01:15:32.300 --> 01:15:35.399
ago as well uh allegedly i'll say here allegedly

01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:40.520
parts of his novels are filled with like basically

01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:42.779
plagiarized sentences and whole paragraphs from

01:15:42.779 --> 01:15:48.619
other people's works allegedly yeah the inquisitor

01:15:48.619 --> 01:15:54.619
bastion uh war novels so yeah like yeah so you

01:15:54.619 --> 01:15:58.479
cannot like you can't buy these novels that he

01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:01.939
or novellas he made about these guys well to

01:16:01.939 --> 01:16:04.079
be frank to be frank gw is completely fine with

01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:06.239
plagiarism as long as you're sneaky enough to

01:16:06.239 --> 01:16:10.119
get away with it uh GW GW Warhammer is like an

01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:13.479
entirely plagiarized setting. I do. I do like

01:16:13.479 --> 01:16:15.899
his wiki page that he's in full like military

01:16:15.899 --> 01:16:19.020
like fatigues. I just says when he's not working

01:16:19.020 --> 01:16:20.500
or studying, he devotes his time to submission

01:16:20.500 --> 01:16:23.380
wrestling and listening to bulk Baltic gypsy

01:16:23.380 --> 01:16:27.439
rock. Fair enough, mate. Do what you're going

01:16:27.439 --> 01:16:31.859
to do, my guy. Yeah. But apparently this this

01:16:31.859 --> 01:16:33.899
was quite a few years ago now. But yeah, he.

01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:38.779
he he got caught out and therefore these guys

01:16:38.779 --> 01:16:43.600
were not mentioned ever again so it was kind

01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:45.579
of a cool concept though which was like they

01:16:45.579 --> 01:16:48.739
are iron hand chaosy ones who like they have

01:16:48.739 --> 01:16:50.920
a mutation that makes them just almost like death

01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:54.560
guard um but yeah that's kind of us are they

01:16:54.560 --> 01:16:58.500
not are they not part of that um what it's called

01:16:58.500 --> 01:17:02.229
crusade the crusade that went really bad They're

01:17:02.229 --> 01:17:04.569
not part of the Abyssal Crusade, not that one.

01:17:04.609 --> 01:17:08.470
Oh yeah. No, only one chapter came out of that

01:17:08.470 --> 01:17:11.510
if I remember correctly. The Vorpal Swords? I

01:17:11.510 --> 01:17:14.250
guess we could mention them. The Abyssal Crusade

01:17:14.250 --> 01:17:21.550
is when a saint supposedly, a false saint, he

01:17:21.550 --> 01:17:26.829
condemns 30 chapters for conspiring with mutants

01:17:26.829 --> 01:17:29.590
and heresy, and they have to go on a penitent

01:17:29.590 --> 01:17:32.659
crusade in the Eye of Terror. So it has 30 chapters.

01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:35.399
Most of them are like their full chapter. I think

01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:39.539
only a few were like not full strength. And basically,

01:17:39.640 --> 01:17:44.020
all of them basically fall to chaos. They turn

01:17:44.020 --> 01:17:47.779
into like modern day war bands. And only one

01:17:47.779 --> 01:17:51.539
group came out with the Vorpal Swords and like

01:17:51.539 --> 01:17:55.029
Blaze, something similar to that. They again

01:17:55.029 --> 01:17:58.270
are a sickly green sprite green colored chapter.

01:17:59.130 --> 01:18:03.409
They said they conquered 400 worlds and they

01:18:03.409 --> 01:18:06.050
emerged and they immediately emerged like hundreds

01:18:06.050 --> 01:18:09.810
of years later, dug up the remains of the ecclesiarch

01:18:09.810 --> 01:18:13.210
and said, put his bones on trial. This guy is

01:18:13.210 --> 01:18:15.850
a certified heretic. You know, it was a plan.

01:18:16.090 --> 01:18:20.430
I swear, bro, I swear. So yeah, they did a, they

01:18:20.430 --> 01:18:23.090
did a, who's that Pope in history, Colin, who

01:18:23.090 --> 01:18:26.640
got this like, he got his shit like uh persecuted

01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:29.939
even death oh yeah they dug up his corpse and

01:18:29.939 --> 01:18:32.460
put him on trial fuck what was that guy's name

01:18:32.909 --> 01:18:34.689
This is a real thing, though. This happened.

01:18:34.850 --> 01:18:38.010
It's probably one of the many Pope Innocents,

01:18:38.010 --> 01:18:41.270
which is hilarious. Didn't they get his successor

01:18:41.270 --> 01:18:43.489
or something and then say, all your retinue,

01:18:43.489 --> 01:18:45.369
get on that ship, and they fired it into the

01:18:45.369 --> 01:18:47.350
nearest sun. The Vorpal Swords were like, we

01:18:47.350 --> 01:18:49.649
are not playing. They gathered all of his worshippers

01:18:49.649 --> 01:18:55.569
or something. They were like, sun, boom. Just

01:18:55.569 --> 01:18:58.789
detonate. Is there books for the Abyss Crusaders?

01:18:59.660 --> 01:19:02.220
codex blurb i've only ever read it as codex in

01:19:02.220 --> 01:19:05.039
like the sixth edition codex yeah i don't think

01:19:05.039 --> 01:19:09.779
there's any books no i'm afraid not andy were

01:19:09.779 --> 01:19:13.960
you playing with froggy on this one yes um yes

01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:16.880
again i was trying my best but i thought she

01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:20.279
was really good that was happening Oh, I'm telling

01:19:20.279 --> 01:19:24.779
her that. Oh, I'm fucking telling her that. Not

01:19:24.779 --> 01:19:28.600
calling you out, but... Just comments on the

01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:30.340
footage like, hey, you're dying quite a lot,

01:19:30.380 --> 01:19:36.220
Rocky. That'd fucking suck. But to continue to

01:19:36.220 --> 01:19:39.579
the donations, one from Matt Eckert, who, yo,

01:19:39.600 --> 01:19:42.079
who up, criming they laws. Thank you for the

01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:46.140
tips. We are criming our laws. We are. We should...

01:19:46.470 --> 01:19:49.750
We say our tagline for Lord Crime should be criminally

01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:55.810
overrated. Wow. Have some confidence, man. Come

01:19:55.810 --> 01:20:01.750
on. Zenon, thank you for the two. Mentors also

01:20:01.750 --> 01:20:04.090
feature in Space Marine 2 when co -opping with

01:20:04.090 --> 01:20:09.229
Andy. That is true. I do like that caveat when

01:20:09.229 --> 01:20:15.600
co -opping with Andy. Darth Sasquatch. Great

01:20:15.600 --> 01:20:18.899
name. The flesh is weak. Ferris Manus forever.

01:20:19.500 --> 01:20:23.060
Bro, the full line. The flesh is weak, but deeds

01:20:23.060 --> 01:20:26.300
endure. That is the full tagline. The flesh is

01:20:26.300 --> 01:20:29.760
weak and Ferris Manus is fucking lame. The flesh

01:20:29.760 --> 01:20:34.100
is weak. It's not my favorite Primark in any

01:20:34.100 --> 01:20:37.739
sense. I am hating. You're right. The flesh is

01:20:37.739 --> 01:20:39.319
weak, but you can get a pill for that. Don't

01:20:39.319 --> 01:20:46.989
worry about it. Bonar. Colin, here's one for

01:20:46.989 --> 01:20:53.909
you. Okay, come on. Hmm. Oh yeah, I did. I do

01:20:53.909 --> 01:20:57.789
read it first. This is the tech, Hal. You gotta

01:20:57.789 --> 01:21:00.829
know what's coming. I wouldn't say anything on

01:21:00.829 --> 01:21:03.829
this show. Focal Transit. I like that name. That's

01:21:03.829 --> 01:21:06.289
funny. With a five, thank you. Colin, if you

01:21:06.289 --> 01:21:07.810
could remove one obscure chapter, which one?

01:21:07.930 --> 01:21:11.789
Am I allowed to say Iron Hands? Yeah. No, we're

01:21:11.789 --> 01:21:13.869
not obscure. Also, it's now been three years

01:21:13.869 --> 01:21:15.989
since you talked about doing a Comstar vid. Stop

01:21:15.989 --> 01:21:17.970
teasing us and do it. I'll get to it. Look, every

01:21:17.970 --> 01:21:21.130
video I do is the same policy. I'll get to it

01:21:21.130 --> 01:21:24.130
when I get to it. He promised thank you all and

01:21:24.130 --> 01:21:29.369
he got to it. After like three years. Great boss

01:21:29.369 --> 01:21:31.810
of two bucks. May the Emperor bless you all with

01:21:31.810 --> 01:21:34.949
a great weekend. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank

01:21:34.949 --> 01:21:39.220
you. Andy, would you like to read? My favorite

01:21:39.220 --> 01:21:41.520
obscure chapter is the Imp Fists. Their gimmick

01:21:41.520 --> 01:21:43.520
is pertaining to be a long dead founding chapter.

01:21:43.979 --> 01:21:46.779
To be fair, they technically went extinct once

01:21:46.779 --> 01:21:48.960
during the War of the Beast. And then there was

01:21:48.960 --> 01:21:51.739
one guy that was like, hey guys from the other

01:21:51.739 --> 01:21:54.359
successors, can you like help? But he was part

01:21:54.359 --> 01:21:56.460
of the Imperial Fists originally as well anyway.

01:21:56.800 --> 01:21:58.619
One guy and they're like, I was going to put

01:21:58.619 --> 01:22:00.460
all the... Maximus Thane, he was literally there

01:22:00.460 --> 01:22:03.380
at the Siege of Terror. True, but it's one guy.

01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:06.079
Come on, you can't spread the seed that thin.

01:22:07.020 --> 01:22:15.500
Soggy. me when i'm not aiming properly this is

01:22:15.500 --> 01:22:23.119
also for calling damn i'm popular today donkey

01:22:23.119 --> 01:22:26.020
man usa with the fiber column my sister is taking

01:22:26.020 --> 01:22:28.300
a trip to chicago senator prayer because we both

01:22:28.300 --> 01:22:34.020
know it's a may your sister survive not thrive

01:22:34.020 --> 01:22:41.279
no one thrives there may she survive Zenon, 2

01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:44.239
euro. Honourable mention, Knights of Blood. Is

01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:48.279
that the one from Devastation of Bal, Andy? the

01:22:48.279 --> 01:22:50.399
weird like renegade ones who are like yeah we're

01:22:50.399 --> 01:22:52.180
just here to die man they have like jaundice

01:22:52.180 --> 01:22:54.699
and red eyes and they're like we're screwed it's

01:22:54.699 --> 01:22:58.079
fine we're here buddies i want to fucking die

01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:01.119
literally they turn up and they're like we're

01:23:01.119 --> 01:23:03.640
gonna we're gonna fight near the flesh terrace

01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:08.619
i mean like get away from me um yeah gabriel

01:23:08.619 --> 01:23:12.359
says very rich talking there yeah Orcs, orcs,

01:23:12.359 --> 01:23:15.000
orcs, orcs, orcs. For 20. Thank you very much.

01:23:15.380 --> 01:23:17.659
Hey, just got here. Have you guys talked about

01:23:17.659 --> 01:23:19.699
the chapter that got eaten by Oliensis? Love

01:23:19.699 --> 01:23:22.659
you all. Oliensis. I don't know what this is.

01:23:23.539 --> 01:23:27.779
I have not heard of that. Oliensis is that man

01:23:27.779 --> 01:23:31.859
planet. Remember that? The big guy that's like

01:23:31.859 --> 01:23:37.399
a planet? Oh, the fat man. The horror world.

01:23:38.160 --> 01:23:39.880
can't remember their name but yeah the ones who

01:23:39.880 --> 01:23:43.460
are like they get like sucked into his paws and

01:23:43.460 --> 01:23:47.260
then when they come out they're like the sentinels

01:23:47.260 --> 01:23:51.920
i don't like those words the sentinel chapter

01:23:51.920 --> 01:23:56.340
and they emerged as the corpus brethren that's

01:23:56.340 --> 01:23:59.680
the one yeah um who would like to read this one

01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:05.239
eli i will Saturday night. Thank you for the

01:24:05.239 --> 01:24:09.100
50 ,000 D. Side note, in Total War Rome, the

01:24:09.100 --> 01:24:11.560
expansionist imperialistic Roman factions have

01:24:11.560 --> 01:24:13.699
American accents. What did Creative Assembly

01:24:13.699 --> 01:24:16.960
mean by this? That's pretty funny. Sea to shining

01:24:16.960 --> 01:24:21.520
sea, baby. I mean, what do you mean? All Romans

01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:23.199
are supposed to have British accents, clearly.

01:24:24.140 --> 01:24:33.159
Spencer Chabia 8836. They're ruining Warhammer.

01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:36.000
They're calling the next edition Woke Trader.

01:24:39.520 --> 01:24:47.500
Woke Trader is pretty funny. That's actually

01:24:47.500 --> 01:24:49.779
pretty funny. Listen, if you want to make quite

01:24:49.779 --> 01:24:52.119
a bit of money on YouTube, you just got to do

01:24:52.119 --> 01:24:57.199
that repeatedly. Warhammer is dead. Again. You

01:24:57.199 --> 01:24:59.859
said that last week. But it was dead two weeks

01:24:59.859 --> 01:25:02.600
ago. It got revived on Thursday and it's dead

01:25:02.600 --> 01:25:11.020
again. Document USA. Colin, we demand a Yuuzhan

01:25:11.020 --> 01:25:16.029
Von vid. No. I don't want to do that. that fantasy

01:25:16.029 --> 01:25:19.630
style no that's star wars okay it's the expanded

01:25:19.630 --> 01:25:22.229
universe it's like their version of tyranids

01:25:22.229 --> 01:25:29.670
they come from out uh but also dark yeah general

01:25:29.670 --> 01:25:35.130
grievous ain't beaten darth vader revan uh new

01:25:35.130 --> 01:25:37.390
chapter approved mission deck leaked in german

01:25:37.869 --> 01:25:39.829
Keep up the good work, boys. Thank you, sir.

01:25:39.890 --> 01:25:42.689
Yeah, I saw that. I need to check it out. I need

01:25:42.689 --> 01:25:46.409
to let Allspectactics do all the work for me

01:25:46.409 --> 01:25:49.409
and once again tell me what's happening. Tell

01:25:49.409 --> 01:25:56.289
me. Tell me how proud you are, Shifu. Is there

01:25:56.289 --> 01:25:59.029
another one you wanted to mention, Colin? Let

01:25:59.029 --> 01:26:04.220
me go through the doc again really quick. I can,

01:26:04.279 --> 01:26:05.600
while you do that, go through some of the ones

01:26:05.600 --> 01:26:10.220
I picked out. The files. I have in the Obscure

01:26:10.220 --> 01:26:12.539
Marines video I wrote, this isn't a chapter,

01:26:12.619 --> 01:26:15.899
I just wrote, what do you mean you lost the 13th

01:26:15.899 --> 01:26:20.119
founding? Go find it. I don't know how funny

01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:23.220
that is, but I thought that's also not a chapter.

01:26:23.619 --> 01:26:26.779
Eli said the Avenging Sons. We brought up the

01:26:26.779 --> 01:26:29.739
Steel Confessors, but at this point, oh, there's

01:26:29.739 --> 01:26:32.859
the Halo Brethren. They're neat. They're sure

01:26:32.859 --> 01:26:37.140
there. What about the Halo dragons? No, Halo

01:26:37.140 --> 01:26:40.359
brethren, because brethren. I don't know. I don't

01:26:40.359 --> 01:26:42.479
think they have art. They don't, but they were

01:26:42.479 --> 01:26:45.260
part of the assault against the Eversaur Assassin

01:26:45.260 --> 01:26:47.859
Temple, which if nothing else, I want to see

01:26:47.859 --> 01:26:52.880
what that looked like. Yeah. Yeah. You should

01:26:52.880 --> 01:26:54.340
get the Halo dragons. See what their color scheme

01:26:54.340 --> 01:26:56.140
is like. See what you think of it. Also, Halo's

01:26:56.140 --> 01:27:00.199
in their name. Yeah. Yeah, baby. I've got some

01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.279
choice ones to finish us off, if you'd like.

01:27:03.340 --> 01:27:05.800
First one I wanted to mention is the Angels Penitent.

01:27:05.840 --> 01:27:08.380
They are blood angel successors from the ninth

01:27:08.380 --> 01:27:12.500
founding. They used to be called the Angels Resplendent.

01:27:12.520 --> 01:27:14.619
They wore orange armor. They loved to create

01:27:14.619 --> 01:27:18.539
art, paintings, drawings, like scripture, whatever

01:27:18.539 --> 01:27:21.420
they liked. They were really into it. And for

01:27:21.420 --> 01:27:23.420
a while, they were completely free of the black

01:27:23.420 --> 01:27:25.439
rage. They were like the only chapter we knew

01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:28.850
of that was like, ah. black rage completed it

01:27:28.850 --> 01:27:31.609
don't worry about it never never a scratch on

01:27:31.609 --> 01:27:35.789
our men um however one day a man waltzed into

01:27:35.789 --> 01:27:38.449
their chapter monastery their fortress monastery

01:27:38.449 --> 01:27:41.970
and he just kind of like convinced all of their

01:27:41.970 --> 01:27:45.789
chaplains that he was an undying martyr so the

01:27:45.789 --> 01:27:48.170
entire chaplain creed went i have an idea how

01:27:48.170 --> 01:27:50.569
about a civil war let's kill all the people that

01:27:50.569 --> 01:27:53.739
don't agree with us in the chapter yeah chuck

01:27:53.739 --> 01:27:58.520
all of your like clay pottery in the bin we're

01:27:58.520 --> 01:28:01.159
now going to change our icon from like an angel

01:28:01.159 --> 01:28:05.239
seraph to a a skull with a crown of thorns all

01:28:05.239 --> 01:28:07.899
right We're going to denounce the ecclesiarchy.

01:28:08.119 --> 01:28:09.920
We're going to destroy all that we used to love

01:28:09.920 --> 01:28:12.039
about like art and stuff and just meditate and

01:28:12.039 --> 01:28:14.180
kill things. And we're going to have our great

01:28:14.180 --> 01:28:16.220
purge of our brothers who don't agree with us.

01:28:16.340 --> 01:28:18.460
Now the chaplains are in charge of the entire

01:28:18.460 --> 01:28:21.180
chapter. They wear like camouflage black and

01:28:21.180 --> 01:28:25.460
brown armor. And yeah, the blood angels think

01:28:25.460 --> 01:28:28.880
they're a bit sus. And to be fair, they're pretty

01:28:28.880 --> 01:28:34.760
sus. Yeah. um you can actually get a skin of

01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:37.020
them in space marine uh too and i think they're

01:28:37.020 --> 01:28:40.840
like the only canon current chapter that that

01:28:40.840 --> 01:28:43.819
has like camouflage uh ceremony i know that like

01:28:43.819 --> 01:28:47.100
technically the salamanders had it way back when

01:28:47.100 --> 01:28:49.520
and some other chapters had like their own like

01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:53.020
little variants like the astral claws but in

01:28:53.020 --> 01:28:55.819
terms of like their actual like what they look

01:28:55.819 --> 01:28:57.380
like they're the only one i can think of that's

01:28:57.380 --> 01:28:59.100
like it's actually camouflage that's kind of

01:28:59.100 --> 01:29:03.399
cool um Another one, Tiger Claws, successor chapter

01:29:03.399 --> 01:29:05.659
of the Astral Claws, speaking of which, they

01:29:05.659 --> 01:29:09.020
were lost during 280 M40. They reappeared 400

01:29:09.020 --> 01:29:11.899
years later on the dot. And they petitioned,

01:29:11.899 --> 01:29:14.000
they went to like the acting chapter master,

01:29:14.159 --> 01:29:15.640
who was the captain's like, we're a bit low on

01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:17.180
gene seed. I'm going to go to Terra and see if

01:29:17.180 --> 01:29:19.739
I can get some more. Never heard from him again,

01:29:19.840 --> 01:29:22.680
just disappeared. So the chapter's like, that's

01:29:22.680 --> 01:29:25.960
not good. So then they went back to their main

01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:28.390
chapter of origin. the Astral Claws, and they

01:29:28.390 --> 01:29:30.829
went to a nice fella called Lufthuron, who said,

01:29:30.869 --> 01:29:32.989
don't worry, mate, I've got an idea. I'll sort

01:29:32.989 --> 01:29:36.310
out your chapter. He basically kept some of the

01:29:36.310 --> 01:29:39.649
tithes from the Mechanicum during his civil war,

01:29:39.869 --> 01:29:41.829
gave some of it to the Tiger Claws, like, don't

01:29:41.829 --> 01:29:44.109
worry about it, I'll sort it. Then the Badab

01:29:44.109 --> 01:29:45.869
War happened, they were a contributing factor

01:29:45.869 --> 01:29:48.350
to why it went so messy, and then at the end

01:29:48.350 --> 01:29:50.289
of the war, there was only 200 left, and they

01:29:50.289 --> 01:29:53.029
all fell to chaos, and are probably now Red Corsairs.

01:29:53.369 --> 01:30:00.000
Womp womp. Boo womp. and the last one i say big

01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:03.819
one um i've got two more one's very short next

01:30:03.819 --> 01:30:05.260
one i have to mention them because they're cool

01:30:05.260 --> 01:30:11.039
the storm wardens basically like welsh slash

01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:15.600
scottish coded space marines with kilts they

01:30:15.600 --> 01:30:17.560
hail from the world of sacros they patrol the

01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:20.399
halo stars and they're very isolationist ever

01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:22.960
since the age of apostasy their fortress monastery

01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:25.800
is called high castle And ever since this thing

01:30:25.800 --> 01:30:30.439
called the Nemesis incident during 945 M36, they

01:30:30.439 --> 01:30:32.779
redacted all their former history. They were

01:30:32.779 --> 01:30:35.399
like, nope, get it in the bin, chuck it in the

01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:37.579
filing cabinet, then chuck the filing cabinet

01:30:37.579 --> 01:30:40.840
off a cliff into a ravine and then nuke it from

01:30:40.840 --> 01:30:45.640
orbit. Okay, I wonder what happened. Their chapter

01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:48.699
master, Owen Glyndir, who is an actual person

01:30:48.699 --> 01:30:55.060
from history, was sealed away within the chapter

01:30:55.060 --> 01:30:57.800
fortress monastery with authorization from the

01:30:57.800 --> 01:30:59.960
High Lords of Terror, along with the entire First

01:30:59.960 --> 01:31:04.220
Company. They have been... in stasis ever since

01:31:04.220 --> 01:31:06.300
and all other successors of the first company

01:31:06.300 --> 01:31:09.659
are now called the inheritors also i did a video

01:31:09.659 --> 01:31:11.460
on this guy it's very short but their chapter

01:31:11.460 --> 01:31:14.520
master or warden master is called law garth mcclear

01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:18.439
uh he is almost as old as dante he's like 780

01:31:18.439 --> 01:31:20.920
years old he's not a dreadnought and he's just

01:31:20.920 --> 01:31:23.619
a bit of a badass he's like i think they're basically

01:31:23.619 --> 01:31:26.300
ultra marine successors they're isolationists

01:31:26.300 --> 01:31:28.460
so they have to look after themselves and this

01:31:28.460 --> 01:31:32.229
guy is like really good tactician and they're

01:31:32.229 --> 01:31:34.210
just a really cool like they have these big um

01:31:34.210 --> 01:31:37.689
like swords they're like claymores they connect

01:31:37.689 --> 01:31:40.590
to their power packs and they have like they

01:31:40.590 --> 01:31:43.170
have to forge the swords by themselves they're

01:31:43.170 --> 01:31:45.189
basically all of their lore is from a death watch

01:31:45.189 --> 01:31:47.949
like supplement and it's really cool it's like

01:31:47.949 --> 01:31:50.270
uh that kind of i don't know which edition it

01:31:50.270 --> 01:31:51.449
was but remember when they used to have like

01:31:51.449 --> 01:31:54.729
all these different spin -off uh like supplement

01:31:54.729 --> 01:31:59.060
books and Yeah, they had loads of them at one

01:31:59.060 --> 01:32:02.039
point. They all had a similar bordering and art

01:32:02.039 --> 01:32:05.819
style. It's part of that series, and it's really

01:32:05.819 --> 01:32:07.939
quite fun. And the last one I wanted to mention

01:32:07.939 --> 01:32:11.359
is the Warriors Adept, right? I'm going to be

01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:14.920
honest with you. Warriors Adept, they don't have

01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:18.779
any lore. Why would I want to mention the Warriors

01:32:18.779 --> 01:32:21.600
Adept? Because in my opinion, they are the ugliest

01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:25.000
Space Marine chapter ever conceived. Oh, no.

01:32:26.019 --> 01:32:30.020
jesus all right i know you're a fan of crayon

01:32:30.020 --> 01:32:34.800
eaters be honest with me is this not the original

01:32:34.800 --> 01:32:40.119
crayon eater oh boy yeah optimus prime space

01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:42.060
marine i thought it would be worse considering

01:32:42.060 --> 01:32:44.659
what i've seen from colin space marine to hey

01:32:44.659 --> 01:32:52.000
you shut the fuck up this could only be worse

01:32:52.000 --> 01:32:54.319
if like every individual part like the crayon

01:32:54.319 --> 01:32:57.760
eaters was like a different color but it's just

01:32:57.760 --> 01:33:01.060
the whole like it looks like one of the one of

01:33:01.060 --> 01:33:03.579
the designers brought their kids to work and

01:33:03.579 --> 01:33:05.399
they had a bunch of templates with like crayons

01:33:05.399 --> 01:33:07.399
and they were just like coloring it in say what

01:33:07.399 --> 01:33:12.739
did you make oh okay i guess put it in the game

01:33:12.739 --> 01:33:17.659
i made art and uh yeah they're horrible disgraceful

01:33:17.659 --> 01:33:24.020
ew yuck stop being mean jesus christ bam that's

01:33:24.020 --> 01:33:29.359
all crazy Yeah Yeah, other than that any any

01:33:29.359 --> 01:33:31.819
other honorable mentions you guys want to mention

01:33:31.819 --> 01:33:33.520
that very brief. They're just like are they just

01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:38.199
exist I think I covered the ones I have in my

01:33:38.199 --> 01:33:41.399
brain There's those blood angels. Yeah, talk

01:33:41.399 --> 01:33:49.979
to Zinch. Who was oh, yeah Yeah, they're like

01:33:49.979 --> 01:33:53.239
orange armor with like tattooed parts on it and

01:33:53.239 --> 01:33:56.670
like their artwork angels of carmine or angels

01:33:56.670 --> 01:33:59.550
whatever no they have a weird it's like sons

01:33:59.550 --> 01:34:01.789
of boreas or something it's like a really weird

01:34:01.789 --> 01:34:05.149
name they're the ones like supposedly they like

01:34:05.149 --> 01:34:09.390
cure their um uh black rage and then they call

01:34:09.390 --> 01:34:12.090
it like the inner path where like they all get

01:34:12.090 --> 01:34:14.250
they show one of their librarian blood angels

01:34:15.609 --> 01:34:17.869
yep is it angel familiar i think it's them yeah

01:34:17.869 --> 01:34:21.229
every time they they have the black rage they

01:34:21.229 --> 01:34:23.729
don't see horus killing sanguineous they see

01:34:23.729 --> 01:34:26.090
the scene she and demon that made a deal with

01:34:26.090 --> 01:34:28.649
their original chapter master and they have to

01:34:28.649 --> 01:34:32.050
deny it being like i'm gonna fall to chaos it's

01:34:32.050 --> 01:34:34.430
like nah oh no this isn't the one i'm thinking

01:34:34.430 --> 01:34:36.470
of at all i'm thinking of a completely different

01:34:36.470 --> 01:34:40.970
one there's also like 20 angel chapters who like

01:34:40.970 --> 01:34:45.180
kill inquisitors and have very edgy secrets that

01:34:45.180 --> 01:34:49.640
nobody can know about. It's definitely just the

01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:53.939
Black Rage and Red Thirst. I like this one. Why

01:34:53.939 --> 01:34:55.680
do you dress like a gnome? It's Green Hat Day.

01:34:56.340 --> 01:35:00.800
That's why. With that said, we've got a couple

01:35:00.800 --> 01:35:02.880
more donations. Before we do that, should we

01:35:02.880 --> 01:35:09.119
do the question of the week? Sure. Yes. I'm trying

01:35:09.119 --> 01:35:12.239
to look for that play chapter. I can't remember

01:35:12.239 --> 01:35:17.439
what it's called. No, it's not. It's like a really

01:35:17.439 --> 01:35:27.439
obscure... It's like a... I promise you, I literally

01:35:27.439 --> 01:35:29.979
cannot let this go because I need to know what

01:35:29.979 --> 01:35:36.720
this is. Bro, what is it? Antros? The Antros?

01:35:36.920 --> 01:35:40.479
That's the guy. Antros is the guy who worked

01:35:40.479 --> 01:35:46.079
with Mephiston. he like he's the one who like

01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:49.560
gets slowly corrupted by chaos because this uh

01:35:49.560 --> 01:35:52.479
blood angels successor chapter they have like

01:35:52.479 --> 01:35:54.239
we basically go through this like inner path

01:35:54.239 --> 01:35:57.039
system to like cure the black rage but it turns

01:35:57.039 --> 01:35:59.640
out it's not it's actually just a zinc trickery

01:35:59.640 --> 01:36:00.979
and they go down further enough they actually

01:36:00.979 --> 01:36:03.020
see like a false emperor and it's like a demon

01:36:03.020 --> 01:36:06.819
thing oh i don't know i literally cannot find

01:36:06.819 --> 01:36:08.840
the name it's such a weird name of like this

01:36:08.840 --> 01:36:12.439
chapter oh never mind uh yes i questioned the

01:36:12.439 --> 01:36:16.520
week guys um it was from our grim dark episode

01:36:16.520 --> 01:36:20.500
uh uh with the we asked people how would you

01:36:20.500 --> 01:36:25.239
make 40k more grim dark and you guys delivered

01:36:25.239 --> 01:36:28.739
uh the first one here is by extra medium uh he

01:36:28.739 --> 01:36:32.180
says hashtag grim I say you have to give each

01:36:32.180 --> 01:36:35.920
faction an alienating feature like Tau talking

01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:40.340
like they're from Boston or just making the Eldar

01:36:40.340 --> 01:36:46.319
Canadian. Wow. I'm so sorry. I've got to kill

01:36:46.319 --> 01:36:51.920
your entire hive world. Sorry about that. I don't

01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:54.479
like that. I don't like that. I'm not a fan.

01:36:54.699 --> 01:37:00.000
Do not like. Hi there. I'm from Craftworld Soda.

01:37:05.740 --> 01:37:12.199
the next one was by alex double au uh hashtag

01:37:12.199 --> 01:37:16.840
grim how about hear me out on this one colin

01:37:16.840 --> 01:37:19.899
was reminded of a running gag from a different

01:37:19.899 --> 01:37:24.739
podcast as a crackhead arrives to steal the copper

01:37:24.739 --> 01:37:28.800
wiring it's gelting time wonderful wonderful

01:37:30.979 --> 01:37:36.279
Lovely. Next one is by atnerdcasting40k. Hashtag

01:37:36.279 --> 01:37:41.960
grim. First, replace the Chaos Gods with Daedric

01:37:41.960 --> 01:37:45.560
Princes. Second, replace the Death Corps of Krieg

01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:49.140
with Gary from Fallout 3. Thirdly, replace the

01:37:49.140 --> 01:37:52.399
Space Marine with Gordon Freeman. And finally,

01:37:52.520 --> 01:38:01.550
give the Necrons RGB lights. Gary. Gary. And

01:38:01.550 --> 01:38:05.989
the last one was by RagingCane88. Hashtag grim.

01:38:06.289 --> 01:38:09.229
The Inquisition orders would all be abolished

01:38:09.229 --> 01:38:11.369
and the Inquisition henceforth be run by the

01:38:11.369 --> 01:38:15.569
penguins from Madagascar. Necrons would march

01:38:15.569 --> 01:38:30.060
into battle with RGB lighting. And blaring Carmel

01:38:30.060 --> 01:38:35.380
Danson? Caramel Danson. Caramel Danson. Oh, come

01:38:35.380 --> 01:38:40.680
on. Oh, come on. Okay, and then finally he says,

01:38:40.800 --> 01:38:42.960
finally for Chaos, I just replaced the gods with

01:38:42.960 --> 01:38:46.500
different Sesame Street puppets. Oscar the Groucho

01:38:46.500 --> 01:38:51.380
replaced Nurgle. Elmo for Korn. I don't even

01:38:51.380 --> 01:38:55.020
know. Garab... Gary Baldo? I don't even know

01:38:55.020 --> 01:38:59.100
that one. A Brazilian pig in bird physique. And

01:38:59.100 --> 01:39:03.739
Slaanesh will be Bert and Ernie. What is that

01:39:03.739 --> 01:39:08.659
comment? Oh my god. Thank you guys. Is this person

01:39:08.659 --> 01:39:11.020
not cooking? What do you mean? What is that comment?

01:39:11.119 --> 01:39:14.180
Please. What is the first part he said? Which

01:39:14.180 --> 01:39:17.800
was like Kowalski, Inquisition or something.

01:39:25.859 --> 01:39:29.899
well thank you guys for that one and the question

01:39:29.899 --> 01:39:31.859
of the week what do we think guys for should

01:39:31.859 --> 01:39:34.800
we just say what would you what's your favorite

01:39:34.800 --> 01:39:37.859
obscure chapter like one that no one talks about

01:39:37.859 --> 01:39:40.699
never gets the limelight what's your favorite

01:39:40.699 --> 01:39:45.960
how about that yeah nice obscure Yes, with that

01:39:45.960 --> 01:39:47.720
being said, thank you guys for listening, for

01:39:47.720 --> 01:39:50.800
watching, and we'll see you... We do have a couple

01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:54.779
of donations before we end. A few more. One from

01:39:54.779 --> 01:39:57.420
DarthSasquatch199. Colin, any chance of Star

01:39:57.420 --> 01:40:04.199
Wars, Hammer? No. I don't know. But thank you.

01:40:05.439 --> 01:40:09.060
And BookieBeard82499. Colin not wearing a green

01:40:09.060 --> 01:40:16.140
hat. He did earlier. I had the Grogu hat. Why

01:40:16.140 --> 01:40:18.720
do you wear your house as a hat there? It's all

01:40:18.720 --> 01:40:27.340
green. How fat do you think I am? Wow. What a

01:40:27.340 --> 01:40:29.720
hostile way to end, Hal. What a hostile workplace.

01:40:32.420 --> 01:40:36.920
Well, anyway, thank you all very much for joining

01:40:36.920 --> 01:40:40.420
us tonight. We hope you had a lovely time. Remember...

01:40:40.619 --> 01:40:43.119
there's always more you can make your own space

01:40:43.119 --> 01:40:46.100
marine chapters you can do all your stuff with

01:40:46.100 --> 01:40:49.319
making your own law so it never ends net space

01:40:49.319 --> 01:40:53.039
marines are always going to keep going forever

01:40:53.039 --> 01:40:59.380
consume consume slob thank you all very much

01:40:59.380 --> 01:41:00.680
bye -bye