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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Lore

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Crimes. Today we have a nice, simple, easy little

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video for y 'all. We got a tier list going, but

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not just any tier list. We're not saying who's

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best or who's the strongest, strictly speaking.

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Who can we take in a fight? And by we, I mean

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us four. We're going to pick some characters,

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some general ideas. What if we just started beating

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the snot out of him? What kind of odds do we

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got? I'm confident about some of these fellas.

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How confident are you going into this? I feel

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like we've got a good shot against at least a

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couple. Caiaphas Kane's strongest goobers. Here

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we go. Let's go. I mean, if we're honest, this

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is just Eli with the three meat shields. What

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do you mean the meat shields? He is the meat

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slab. He's the beef. He's the prime rib. What

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are we talking about? yeah i got the tank build

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how how is the dps build look at that guy how

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how would stay throw myself i would throw myself

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from england i don't know that's a thing no you're

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from america right there collins range build

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because he's american i'm support like go on

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guys I don't actually own a firearm. I do have

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a bow and arrow, and I was at one point a decent

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shot with it. I mean, a bow and arrow is basically

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an old -school AR -15. Let's not kid ourselves.

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That was, at the time, the cutting edge of technology.

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You say that. I mean, people see in movies an

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arrow hits someone in the arm, and then you just

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go, ow, oof. That's not how that works. If you

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get hit with a bow and arrow, like... You don't

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have an arm anymore. It's not Hollywood like

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that. It's like 80 pounds of force directly through

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you. Yeah. It's more of a... How would know about

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that? Because in England, that was how the paupers

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started to fight against the knights. Because

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they were like, hey, we'll just fire a load of

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arrows and kill the rich people. And as a rich

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person, how would know about peasant uprisings?

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because of his ancestry uh many killed by arrows

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well to be fair colin won it from the sweat of

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his brow rather than hereditary means inheritance

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yeah and lots of lots of fell deeds from the

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past but yeah anyway how what are we talking

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about today uh as colin Yeah, Colin beautifully

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explained. Which I'll say, thank you guys for

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watching, I say Lodgecaster, Law Crimes. We,

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of course, are on Spotify, we're on all other

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stuff. If you want to catch the live episodes,

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which are done on Fridays, it's when we have

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all the donations and all your funny comments

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and all that good stuff. We love you guys, especially

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the live crew, because you are much funnier than

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us. But today we've... brought you cemented...

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Oh, Possum's here, of course he is. No, you rat.

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No, I'm joking. We love you. Leave me alone.

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Leave me alone. As Colin was saying earlier,

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we have brought an offering to the table, one

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that we wholeheartedly hope you make fun of,

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because it's us four idiots, and we want to talk

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about who we could take in a fight. Maybe you

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guys could talk about how the comments, who you

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actually legitimately think you could take. It's

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not going to start strong, I'm not going to lie.

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It's not going to start strong. Just out of the

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gate, I'm asthmatic and I have anaphylaxis, so

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randomly I have a debuff. I have a debuff permanently

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and randomly I stop breathing, so that doesn't

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help in a combat situation. Colin, what's your

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build? Average. Mage build? Yeah, sure, let's

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go Mage build. His mana potions are insulin.

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Yeah, sure, there we go. Dude, I don't know.

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Look, give me... Look, let me speedball a little

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bit. I can handle this. Okay. I mean, Eli's our

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strongest bet. Dude is ripped. He's our own God

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trick. Eli the Barbarian King, yeah. Is that

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the right term? Yes, yes. Speedballing is what

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I think it is. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I got this then,

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fellas. Settle down. I can take this. I'm going

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to rule this turn now. And Hal just goes, hey,

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paupers, fight for me. take these shillings just

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frozen i think i i could make a really good like

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if you need me in the opening bit to like throw

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a dead body at someone i think i because i'm

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kind of i'm the tallest one out of all probably

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i could probably of the lower class at least

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i could cover two and a half of you and you used

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me as like a battering ram so yeah i'd be pretty

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solid al has constructed a wall of dead paupers

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as a shield which he carries into battle one

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post at a time I am 180. You know who my father

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is. As he walks forward with his fencing sword.

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It's great. I wish I still had one. I'm being

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really mean to him, but I love him really. So

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we're going to start off strong, guys. Just bear

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in mind, everyone, we're not pitting against

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an entire army. We're thinking, like, let's take

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a piece of an army, of a faction, whatever. So

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let's start off with the four of us. Can we take

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the Emperor of Mankind? I ain't gonna lie to

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you, man. I'm always down for Emperor Slander.

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I do not think I'm built for this one. But how

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would we do it if we tried? I think we would

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try and do anything and then we would just kind

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of cease to exist. Surely, by using our knowledge

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of the Warhammer universe, we could communicate

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to some Xenos faction. About the best way to

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slay the Emperor, which we recently did a video

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on. And then maybe through proxy means something

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could happen. We just lag our way into the throne

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room and just say, don't worry, I'm supposed

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to be here. I fixed the golden throne. And we

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just turn the dial down and he starts going...

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well i guess yeah like can can we be 1v4ing like

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golden throne emperor because then i'll just

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start ripping out cables i think i've got that

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fight down i've got it guys we throw up we get

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caught by a black ship already a rough start

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already a rough start hope to one hope to be

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god emperor one of us is a psycho in this scenario.

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That's the closest we're going to get. And all

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they have between them is a poop. I mean, there's

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no chance, but the only, the only idea I have

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is we, uh, throw ourselves at the other psych

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is being sacrificed and we kill as many of them

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as we can. Maybe, you know, deny him. Maybe he,

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you know, like it's like his buffet into an appetizer.

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That's what you're suggesting. I'm thinking more,

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uh, the life support plug is pulled. kind of

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that's how we take in yeah and you know yeah

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and you know some some people may say that you

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know like gilliman that talking to the emperor

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was like you know getting his brain sandblasted

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but like i'm not talking to the emperor i'm just

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gonna unplug some cords totally different i'll

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say for the for the tier list is s like we've

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got no chance or d is like we've got white d

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is like we have no chance i think yes i think

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i think this is the very bottom of d i have a

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strategy what i would do is i would um i'd make

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a deal with the harlequins and the drukari and

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the craft world is to try and get him out the

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board i'd speak to cypher and be like oh by the

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way if the reason he doesn't want to chat to

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you is because he wants to get rid of the dark

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angels and then get him to turn on him and then

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it'll also be like oh custodians um i heard that

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the grey knights have this thing called the terminus

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decree you should go to titan and sort them out

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it's probably going to take the whole like amount

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like all of you to sort them out and then me

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and the harlequins go in like let's get him let's

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get him i'll just watch you guys sort it out

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it's fine in this scenario can we be reminded

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there's like four regular schmoes jogging alongside

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these. I have an idea. I have an idea. How about

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the, the law of this episode is we're all John

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chromaticus esque perpetuals. So every time we

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die, it doesn't matter because we get reborn

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and we, this is how the timeline goes. We go

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like again and again and again and again. And

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that's, it's like, um, groundhog day where every

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time we die, we're like, ah, You win some, you

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lose some, and that's the lore about we just

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turn up again and again. I like the idea that

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we have infinite tries. I think that's a good...

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And D is just like there's no conceivable way

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over infinite lives. It's just that it ain't

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happening. I'm pretty sure this is the most decent.

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I think the Emperor is still in D in this case.

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I still think we could use our knowledge of Warhammer.

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to negotiate with outer factions and make something

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happen i feel like that's reaching i think that's

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reaching too much i don't yeah i think that kind

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of breaks the spirit of the of the 1v4 you know

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that's not quite yeah maybe we could pull that

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off but like you know in the 1v4 you know who

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comes out of the thunderdome alive not us which

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is just emperor stays in the d is like that's

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that's the litmus test of like that is impossible

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Yeah. All right. The next one can just go above

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the emperor in D tier. I think not. Can we put

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them in C tier? Cause only because like, look,

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we could get Conrad curse and just like, you

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know, I mean, he kind of did quite literally

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ask for it and then died. So like, look, there's

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the, that's slight one out of like 19 chance.

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We just handle it. No problem. True. There are

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other ones. You could be like, Oh, call this.

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If you kill yourself, no one would notice because

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you're so irrelevant to the plot. Yeah, that

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would work as well. Can I ask you a question?

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If we have access to Warhammer technology, because

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we're in -universe, is the Thanos Ant -Man method

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in our reach? What kind of Warhammer books have

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you been reading lately, Hal? Because fanfiction

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is not official lore. I'm just wondering if there's

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any other way we could do it. I'm going to crawl

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up your bungus. I'm just saying. Even when they're

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baby Primarchs, even four of us couldn't take

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one. We're screwed. If we have unlimited tries,

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we could probably find a way to do it. If we

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had unlimited tries. I mean, Hubris is usually...

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Gilliman is the yardstick of how many times a

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non -Primarch has tried to kill him. Corferon

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got pretty close. The Alpha Legion got pretty

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close. Anyone else? I can't help but notice that

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all of these people are space marines. I know,

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but when you consider that it's just like a group

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of guys with bolters almost killed Gilliman by

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pretending to be ultramarines, I feel like a

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bunch of schlubs being like, hey, we're here

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to give you a Caesar salad, and then one of us

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has a Fulgurite. It'd be like, oh, maybe we...

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And I'd be like, can I ask you about your tech

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system while one of us is feeding him grapes

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and then the other person is playing a harp.

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Eli, Eli, Eli, get him, get him, stab him in

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the neck with a full grape, come on. I feel like

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between the four of us. If we all carry vortex

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grenades and then just detonate them when we

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walk up to him. We don't even get close. Although,

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there's also like, look, didn't he get stabbed

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by an anatheme and he just kind of said... Nah.

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It's like, nuh -uh. He was given, like, god poison.

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And he was just like, nah. Daddy and body. To

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be fair, that one was more of a possession than

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him really doing anything on that part. I just

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realized that. Where are we going? Let's add

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a katana. Why not? Let's put a katana in there,

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too. Okay. In the book, in the Silent King book,

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which is... supremely mid by the way um the freaking

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misenius ponders and says that a normal human

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could technically kill gilliman if they had enough

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luck so i think that's enough enough evidence

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right there yeah i i feel like um i take a page

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out of the dark angels traitors not the dark

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angels the uh what the ones in how that try to

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plant a nuke on the lion ship uh true the soroshi

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yeah yeah a primark you don't have to fight him

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with a sword you could put a nuke on his ship

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and put him way away vent him into i think we

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are reaching a little bit This is no longer a

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1v4. I'm just saying, Gilliman's got more important

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things to do. If I crash the Vengeful Spirit

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into him, he'll probably die. I'm just saying,

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the Emperor, specific to the Emperor on the throne,

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you know he's in a heavily guarded location.

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Gilliman's all over the place. If you can get

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him at a supply depot or transit, you sabotage

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an engine, you maybe vent all the chambers of

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oxygen with the gas mask on. I feel like we gotta...

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come down some rules again is this a 1v4 in like

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a room or is this like we're just in the universe

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and we have to fight them we're in universe and

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it's only the four of us are in on the plan we

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can't necessarily get other people involved yeah

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it's a it's a four hour getting them involved

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is our capabilities to convince them so it's

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like we can't be like i've got a superpower i'm

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a blank it's like if i can be like hey harlequins

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i'm a bit of a shitter how about you join me

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and we'll have a laugh i feel like i could manage

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that but then if i'm like well maybe but then

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i'm a perpetual but then it's like oh i can't

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just be like hey high -ranking navy guy do you

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want like self -destruct the ship we're on like

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that wouldn't work it's like what are your strengths

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you know i have i have one idea but i fear it

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might be the only method the only method we'll

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be using going forward though um we spend the

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remainder of our lives working in a ship slowly

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like i'm talking we get ancient we work our way

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up to eventually we get in charge of the ship

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controls and we just like go into the sun Is

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there any option left to us other than that?

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Once more into the sun, why not? Because a fist

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fight with any Primark is immediate pasting.

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So, hmm. Maybe. I think Primark should be top

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of D tier. It would take us like a thousand years

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of trying. It would take us a thousand. And after

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the first try, they'll recognize us. So it'll

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be so hard to do anything. And to be fair, there's

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the whole Nemesis book where a bunch of assassins

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try to kill one Primarch Horus. And it is the

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big one. And they can't do it. Yeah, but still.

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They got pretty close, to be fair. What about

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a Space Marine? That's C tier. If we just find

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the right weapons, we can do it. We could kill

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a Space Marine, I think. I mean, they've been

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killed by, like, sticks and shit before. Yeah,

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it's feasible. We just need to find the big gun.

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Or that. I feel like all of us would die a few

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times before we even got close, though. Probably.

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Like, what if we just stuck a melt, like, one

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has had a melter and just stuck it on his ass?

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Al wants to be the Al -Qaeda of Warhammer 40k.

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I gotta be honest. I'm thinking of one specific

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piece of art. This one here, that's just some

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random guy with a shiv. Yeah, but there was probably

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like a hundred guys in front of him to start.

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And you've literally got like Pyramid Head's

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younger brother with a spear chucking that in

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the mix as well. Another guy just grabbing his

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leg like, get in there! And it's like, oh, poor

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Castellans of the Rift. No one remembers they're

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even there. We gotta make sure. We got to be

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part of a horde of like 200 dudes and make sure

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we're in the back Or we could do it This is no

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longer a 1v4 Wait, wait, wait, wait true. There's

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a wait. Wait, maybe I can find it Remember that

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like all of the guy with a grenade and there's

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a word bad. He's like What they call the The

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Warhawk? Not the Warhawks. Or the Elysian. The

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Elysian drop trooper or whatever. And he's just

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there with a grenade like, ha ha ha! You're 10

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,000 years old, but crack grenade! I think this

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is C tier because it would be challenging to

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find a space marine first at all. But I think

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we would basically get a few... If we all had

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to survive this attempt, it's not happening.

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It would take all of us. We can just meat grinder

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it. Why not? Strap a melter charge to each other.

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Maybe BT then. If we can just find tools to do

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it, then I think BT is fine. Because I'm trying

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to think of instances where occasionally there

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are parts of the lore where it's just like, a

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lucky Lasgun shot went through the eye lens of

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a Chaos Space Marine and killed him. It's very

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rare, but it's just like, oh, womp womp, there

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goes a Chaos Space Marine. Just some guy shot

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him in the eye at the right moment. So I feel

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like B, because that's like space marines are

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special, they are pretty cool, but they do die

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to mortal people. We could do one. That's the

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idea. No, one space marine. We could handle one.

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Of Phantom Pain says this whole conversation

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is just Skaven Slave Maxing. That's a perfect

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episode idea. As a tier list of 1 to 1 billion

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Skaven Slaves, how many Skaven Slaves would it

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take to kill something? It's like that, how many

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5th graders could you fight? It's like those

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videos where it's like a dark soul. A Dark Souls

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boss versus a bunch of trolls. I think the original

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question is how many waves of first graders like

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Call of Duty zombies could you take with a fifth

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grader boss fight every five waves? What about

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Dreadnought? We need to melt a bomb. actually

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probably would be easier to kill the space marine

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because they can't turn around as fast we just

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have to strap back like the work in uh the work

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in the dawn of war trailer he just he just throws

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a stick melted bomb yeah yeah just get it to

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his back and clamber and go stop it stupid stupid

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or a screwdriver just like enough i feel like

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still see me you know what put it in b just because

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it's like there's some read difficult ones like

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we i think we could do it we could do it take

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one hour at least if john orc boy can do it i

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think we can do it i've seen the next one so

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i'm like the only other thing to remember grad

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noughts go to sleep we could always attack it

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while it's outside of the chassis just be like

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drop it from like the the chains and just have

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at it with a shiv or something like if he's not

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in the chassis he hasn't got any guns what's

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he gonna do he's like a lump He's a lump in a

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sarcophagus. We can get him. Four guys. Why not?

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I think we could... Feasibly, this is possible.

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I feel like it's more possible. If you get a

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Space Marine unawares, he's still a heavily armed...

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He's still a muscular dude that could kill you

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with his hands. You get this guy unawares, he's

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a torso in a tube. Our death would be infinitely

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more painful, but we could do it. Theoretically.

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In a war situation, it's harder to kill the Dreadnought.

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But also, Dreadnought would be like, oh, that's

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just some mortal guys. I'm not going to waste

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my arm. You can take advantage of that. I feel

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like a Dreadnought would be easier to kill than

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a Space Marine. Yeah. Nice. China's talking about

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bringing up children. Grey Knights probably seats

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here, right? I'd even argue that's D, because

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they're psychers. I mean, like, even some of

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the Primarchs are not necessarily, like, psychers.

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We could maybe do one Primarch. Maybe. You can

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still get the lucky surprise shot on a Grey Knight

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to kill it, though. Not really. They have...

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I don't think... How would we ever surprise a

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Grey Knight? They'd read our mind. They have

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prognosticators. They can see the future. Yeah.

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I don't think this is higher than a C2. No, you're

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insane. Sorry, hold on. That's the top. No, wait.

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That's the top. Because the lower down the list...

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They're all psychers. They would read our mind

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as soon as we tried to get close. Yeah, we would

00:21:30.240 --> 00:21:32.319
get licked once, as Mike says. They'd all have

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decked out gear. They all have storm bolters.

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Yeah, this ain't going well. They kill everybody

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on site anyway. Matt Ward's blessings are too

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strong. Custodian. C? Because theoretically it's

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C. I think he's right because you could surprise

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when they can't read your mind. You could pull

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up with the bazooka and just if he doesn't have

00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:05.019
a helmet on then he's dead. El Bozo. I'm pretty

00:22:05.019 --> 00:22:08.859
sure they can survive a rocket launcher. It depends

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on what book we're in. It depends on what book

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we're in. sometimes custodians are supremely

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mid i don't know yeah are we in the background

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event where six of them take on a high fleet

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or are we in the war of the beast i feel like

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we have to put them above a space marine though

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yeah yeah well that's why i'm saying c tier i

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think c i think c c tier is reasonable it's like

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because again you could melt a bomb the guy Yeah,

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I could ambush one custodian like if we rigged

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a whole area. I mean they would probably know

00:22:43.500 --> 00:22:45.900
we were doing that Anyway, it's still like I

00:22:45.900 --> 00:22:47.779
feel like a thousand thousand thousand tries.

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I mean And the thing is they have blood games

00:22:50.740 --> 00:22:53.339
as well. So they kind of know what mortals are

00:22:53.339 --> 00:22:56.599
like we're trying like every minute Okay, they're

00:22:56.599 --> 00:22:58.880
analyzing. What's the biggest threat to terror?

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Which is where they mostly are like we wouldn't

00:23:01.220 --> 00:23:04.779
get close, but they don't have Future sight which

00:23:04.779 --> 00:23:08.759
help I think I think We should move the Space

00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:11.559
Marine and Drennaut into C tier because I'm realizing

00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:14.680
most mortal things are going to be B tier. Okay.

00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:17.539
It's still going to be hard. It's still going

00:23:17.539 --> 00:23:21.240
to be hard to 1v1 a Guardsman. Yeah, that is

00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:26.339
still like a well -trained soldier. Well, I mean,

00:23:26.380 --> 00:23:28.700
depending on where they're coming from. It's

00:23:28.700 --> 00:23:31.660
Acadian. We'll go with the average. So in that

00:23:31.660 --> 00:23:34.319
case, it is still a fairly well -trained, equipped

00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:38.579
soldier. with a laser rifle. What if we're there?

00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:42.259
We could take him. If we were in the guard as

00:23:42.259 --> 00:23:44.940
well, we could just kill someone in their sleep.

00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:48.559
It's true. It'd be really easy to get one of

00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:51.119
them. But if we're in a straight 1v1 fight with

00:23:51.119 --> 00:23:55.500
no tricks, it'd be harder. I think one of us

00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:57.920
would get punched so hard in the beginning that

00:23:57.920 --> 00:24:11.019
we'd be like, ugh. this is the expression of

00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:13.900
um of russell while we're uh talking about all

00:24:13.900 --> 00:24:16.799
this stuff just looking off into the distance

00:24:16.799 --> 00:24:31.480
couldn't care at all i said before we get any

00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:34.759
further though um there's any more of the was

00:24:34.759 --> 00:24:36.700
there any uh donations we need to go through

00:24:36.700 --> 00:24:41.519
yes there are would you like to start on time

00:24:41.519 --> 00:24:45.000
as always stream mr document usa stream late

00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.339
i started reading stream late due to hell doing

00:24:47.339 --> 00:24:49.660
something before i even saw it thanks for five

00:24:49.660 --> 00:24:52.180
bucks man uh stream late due to how taking all

00:24:52.180 --> 00:24:54.559
of the emperor's children just not in a fight

00:24:54.559 --> 00:25:00.900
truer colin be taking teclis if you know what

00:25:00.900 --> 00:25:05.220
i mean Thank you, SkateLater. Thank you, YoYuSkateLater

00:25:05.220 --> 00:25:09.039
with the five New Zealand. DonkeyManUSA has been

00:25:09.039 --> 00:25:12.079
a member for 23 months, almost two years. Two

00:25:12.079 --> 00:25:16.039
years. War Crimes is old. We're old. Colin has

00:25:16.039 --> 00:25:21.319
no gun. Typical Illinois subhuman. Bless you.

00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:30.019
I live in Indiana now. Fuck off. Deuce Stoltus.

00:25:31.460 --> 00:25:35.140
I sent a super chat last episode. You poopy doody

00:25:35.140 --> 00:25:39.519
heads did not read my chat. Our apologies. I

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:42.519
will now cast testy torsion on you to debuff

00:25:42.519 --> 00:25:46.980
you all. Thank you. I'm sorry they didn't read

00:25:46.980 --> 00:25:48.640
your chat. I wasn't there. I wouldn't have let

00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:57.069
that happen. I'll beat Hal after this. Me? Iron

00:25:57.069 --> 00:26:00.650
will strength. Another great topic, boys. Thank

00:26:00.650 --> 00:26:03.069
you for the 20. Fulgrim was far from a Chad.

00:26:03.190 --> 00:26:06.690
He was an overly crimped beta male before the

00:26:06.690 --> 00:26:09.230
heresy. After heresy, he was the same with extra

00:26:09.230 --> 00:26:11.789
arms and a bad skin condition. Lol joke. Eli,

00:26:11.869 --> 00:26:15.529
have a good show, boys. Wow. You got called out,

00:26:15.529 --> 00:26:17.849
buddy. You got called out. I love Fulgrim. I

00:26:17.849 --> 00:26:25.319
love Fulgrim. Casual is casual. Thanks for the

00:26:25.319 --> 00:26:26.819
full night's night, man. Hey, boys, just had

00:26:26.819 --> 00:26:28.740
surgery today and recovering now. Thank you for

00:26:28.740 --> 00:26:33.400
the great vibes. She billed on my tan till I

00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:38.519
crawled. My man. My man. Thank you very much.

00:26:38.599 --> 00:26:41.960
Hope you're doing all right, man. Hyperbolic

00:26:41.960 --> 00:26:48.180
back hole. okay thank you really five dollars

00:26:48.180 --> 00:26:50.299
i could take some of the prime works in a fight

00:26:50.299 --> 00:26:53.059
by simply showing them that i have a proper relationship

00:26:53.059 --> 00:26:56.160
with my father true that might be enough to end

00:26:56.160 --> 00:27:02.460
it stable families uh for five spoiler warning

00:27:02.460 --> 00:27:04.920
for owlcat rogue trader but the way to kill a

00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:07.579
katana is to get a clone katana conscious and

00:27:07.579 --> 00:27:10.660
convert it to worship the god emperor wow that's

00:27:10.660 --> 00:27:12.400
actually what happens that's like uno reverse

00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:15.930
card stuff going on there Shalaxy's wettest gripper,

00:27:15.970 --> 00:27:20.049
remember, for 17 months. I weep for Hal's gaping

00:27:20.049 --> 00:27:24.890
hole. Hope that will close up. Damn, I really

00:27:24.890 --> 00:27:27.109
said those words with my mouth. I'm just saying,

00:27:27.269 --> 00:27:31.789
Shalaxy, all of us are praying for Hal's gaping

00:27:31.789 --> 00:27:35.230
hole to close. We're all praying every day. His

00:27:35.230 --> 00:27:40.930
mouth? Not what I pray for, my guy. Not his mouth,

00:27:41.009 --> 00:27:47.279
Eli. We'll tell you when you're older. Spooky.

00:27:47.500 --> 00:27:50.960
Hey, man. I saw a picture of his Magnus. It was

00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:57.119
really cool. No killing a T -Sun source. Dude

00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:00.480
taking one look at you and you implode. GG. I

00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:03.779
own a vacuum. I played Space Wind 2. I've killed

00:28:03.779 --> 00:28:09.680
dozens of sorcerers. There you are, resident

00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:12.880
Australian. Greetings from Australia, friends.

00:28:13.019 --> 00:28:15.619
I'm in the same time zone as you, I think. Aussie

00:28:15.619 --> 00:28:18.559
lore time. Work was dragged to a standstill this

00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:20.720
week as we had a pair of venomous snakes hiding

00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.579
inside a water tank. We had to repair. Crazy.

00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:28.980
Australia is not a real country. Groynath. Great

00:28:28.980 --> 00:28:32.359
name, Groynath. Member for 13 months. Hashtag,

00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.200
you only take on a female Drukhari once. Once

00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:38.450
is all I need. We've seen the videos. We've seen

00:28:38.450 --> 00:28:41.170
them. That family guy bit. You know that'd never

00:28:41.170 --> 00:28:42.730
work again in a million years. Don't need it

00:28:42.730 --> 00:28:48.190
to, Brian. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mojito.

00:28:48.529 --> 00:28:51.630
Good old Brian. Oh, have you guys read the...

00:28:51.630 --> 00:28:55.509
Man, this is... No, no, no. Have I read? Yeah,

00:28:55.529 --> 00:28:59.329
the book Semenology? No. It's cum cocktails.

00:28:59.529 --> 00:29:03.869
You want a macho mojito? You can guess what makes

00:29:03.869 --> 00:29:07.059
it macho. I don't want to be in this conversation

00:29:07.059 --> 00:29:14.880
anymore. My day is ruined. Anyway. Where are

00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:19.180
we on to next? The next one is Chaos Cultists.

00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:22.980
That's the thing about Garzman. Most of them

00:29:22.980 --> 00:29:27.140
are just impoverished dick dudes. We could take

00:29:27.140 --> 00:29:30.160
one. Hal has killed a lot of impoverished people

00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:34.359
in his time as part of the Amber estate. Now

00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:38.079
I'm saying that under the heel of his family

00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:40.880
estate, turning them into mulch for the garden.

00:29:41.619 --> 00:29:45.619
Let me ask the question, Andy. Did you have a

00:29:45.619 --> 00:29:49.500
bunk bed when you were growing up? Yes. Nice.

00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:57.920
Okay, never mind. I had one too, actually. Because

00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:00.759
I'm the oldest. Oh, I was the bottom bunk because

00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.700
I'm the smallest. I was the youngest. I was younger.

00:30:04.180 --> 00:30:06.720
I saw my old house when I was growing up a while

00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.240
back, and I literally thought, wow, it was so

00:30:09.240 --> 00:30:14.059
much bigger in my head. Yeah, sometimes we've

00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:17.039
got family friends that we used to live in the

00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:18.799
same street, and I'll drive by the old place,

00:30:18.819 --> 00:30:21.880
and I was like, man, exactly what you said. I

00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:26.440
was like, is it smaller? What happened? I can't

00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:28.539
believe it. I promise it looks bigger in person,

00:30:28.740 --> 00:30:31.900
said all of us. Putting a 50 pence piece next

00:30:31.900 --> 00:30:35.980
to it like, look! So cultists are just like dudes

00:30:35.980 --> 00:30:40.160
and they have some like chaos help, but also

00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:43.220
chaos is very capricious, whereas a lasgun is

00:30:43.220 --> 00:30:45.059
very reliable for the guard. So I want to say

00:30:45.059 --> 00:30:47.380
that cultists would be easy to kill. Most of

00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:50.079
them don't even have chaos help. Most of them

00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:52.819
are just praying to chaos, but it doesn't do

00:30:52.819 --> 00:30:56.480
anything. Maybe if one guy in the cult hears

00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:58.420
a couple whispers every now and again, that's

00:30:58.420 --> 00:31:01.119
usually how that goes. This is difficult, because

00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:05.480
this could go from a chaos acolyte to some...

00:31:06.390 --> 00:31:11.109
wretched rat who's drinking rainwater. We could

00:31:11.109 --> 00:31:15.890
bean a guy in an alleyway, I think. In the interest...

00:31:15.890 --> 00:31:20.130
Yeah, but it's like rainwater on a hive world,

00:31:20.269 --> 00:31:25.230
so it's 90 % sulfur. Look, in the interest of

00:31:25.230 --> 00:31:28.650
us getting an actual proper dub, I vote for second

00:31:28.650 --> 00:31:31.349
guy, you know, chaos cultist who's made of like...

00:31:32.059 --> 00:31:38.380
Cholera and sick. Yeah. Yeah, we shouldn't laugh.

00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:41.000
Our foreheads in this call is crazy. It's not

00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:43.059
my forehead, it's my whole head. He's like, big

00:31:43.059 --> 00:31:47.319
head. He's like, big head. Five head looking

00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:52.200
ass. Fifty head. I think the four of us could

00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:56.660
be up. Yeah, I feel like in an alleyway, us with

00:31:56.660 --> 00:32:03.740
just some like garrotte. One cultist. All I need

00:32:03.740 --> 00:32:07.500
is a metal bat. We just need one metal bat between

00:32:07.500 --> 00:32:11.640
us and we're fine. We need a cardboard box with

00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:16.920
a sandwich and the little that snags it. And

00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:18.500
then while he's in the box, you just hit him

00:32:18.500 --> 00:32:22.279
with a rebar until he stops moving. Done. Honestly,

00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:24.779
this is one of the most beautiful ones on the

00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:29.130
list. If he doesn't permanently stay at the top

00:32:29.130 --> 00:32:32.609
of A tier minimum, that's not good. Well, you

00:32:32.609 --> 00:32:35.029
say that, Colin. What about an Administratum

00:32:35.029 --> 00:32:40.890
collab? Alright, never mind. This guy would be

00:32:40.890 --> 00:32:45.970
S tier. Wouldn't we get a medal for this? We

00:32:45.970 --> 00:32:49.950
could 1v1. We could fight four of these in a

00:32:49.950 --> 00:32:54.250
4v4. I feel like you could go for an Administratum

00:32:54.250 --> 00:32:57.369
office. and kill multiple ones of them, and then

00:32:57.369 --> 00:32:58.829
no one would stop you because they don't know

00:32:58.829 --> 00:33:00.710
if you have clearance to or not. It's like, yeah,

00:33:01.509 --> 00:33:03.650
I have a permit. It just says I can do whatever

00:33:03.650 --> 00:33:06.490
I want. You could just feed them paper until

00:33:06.490 --> 00:33:08.910
they choke, and that would do it. It's kind of

00:33:08.910 --> 00:33:10.630
like punching an old person, though. It feels

00:33:10.630 --> 00:33:16.130
really sinful. Look, look, look. They're imperial

00:33:16.130 --> 00:33:19.230
bureaucrats. They're probably bad people to begin

00:33:19.230 --> 00:33:21.849
with. Also, they're bureaucrats. Fuck the imperial

00:33:21.849 --> 00:33:25.509
part. I hate the DMV. I hate the DMV. Kill them

00:33:25.509 --> 00:33:28.970
all anyways. That's pretty safe, though. I'd

00:33:28.970 --> 00:33:31.890
get a rage buff for this part of the fight. I

00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:34.150
think about how I needed to go to the DMV seven

00:33:34.150 --> 00:33:40.529
times to get my license. Oh my god. Seven is

00:33:40.529 --> 00:33:43.269
a lot. I only took the test once. I passed it

00:33:43.269 --> 00:33:46.910
first try. I had to go there seven times. Can

00:33:46.910 --> 00:33:51.369
I rant about one thing? Go on, Hal. Can I rant

00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:54.009
about one thing? Everyone here knows a gift card,

00:33:54.109 --> 00:33:59.130
right? yes someone has ruined gift cards someone

00:33:59.130 --> 00:34:02.069
has ruined gift cards for me and i actually screamed

00:34:02.069 --> 00:34:05.849
because there's a gift card thing and now you

00:34:05.849 --> 00:34:08.570
have to have an account on this website to unlock

00:34:08.570 --> 00:34:11.969
the gift card but it doesn't work even if you

00:34:11.969 --> 00:34:14.190
did that so i had to go through create like a

00:34:14.190 --> 00:34:16.389
proper password and everything for this website

00:34:16.389 --> 00:34:19.670
to unlock a gift card that doesn't work and only

00:34:19.670 --> 00:34:22.489
for like 10 quid well was this like did you leave

00:34:22.489 --> 00:34:24.949
it sitting in like a drawer for five years because

00:34:24.949 --> 00:34:27.630
they know like soft expire all right in that

00:34:27.630 --> 00:34:30.250
case this is a new thing i should not have to

00:34:30.250 --> 00:34:33.510
have an account how to use a gift card i believe

00:34:33.510 --> 00:34:35.469
there's a term for this and it's called and i

00:34:35.469 --> 00:34:39.150
believe this is a thing yeah this reminds me

00:34:39.150 --> 00:34:41.269
of when andy tried to buy me gears of war and

00:34:41.269 --> 00:34:44.110
we had to jump oh yeah to get the microsoft store

00:34:44.110 --> 00:34:49.170
to let me go Meanwhile, I got a free copy. What

00:34:49.170 --> 00:34:52.889
is that next guy? Is that a naval breacher? This

00:34:52.889 --> 00:34:55.010
is a navy breacher because I thought navy. Is

00:34:55.010 --> 00:35:02.070
he more tough or is he easy? He's probably more

00:35:02.070 --> 00:35:03.869
tough on average. You're only going to fight

00:35:03.869 --> 00:35:05.630
them on a ship. You're never going to fight them

00:35:05.630 --> 00:35:08.750
on land. There's more risk of being vented into

00:35:08.750 --> 00:35:12.050
space. He's prepared for that. Average higher

00:35:12.050 --> 00:35:15.139
quality than a guardsman. and he's got a big

00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:18.619
shield yeah some guardsmen are kind of you know

00:35:18.619 --> 00:35:24.440
yeah yeah has punched at least three old dudes

00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:27.900
what about your your local priest what about

00:35:27.900 --> 00:35:31.360
him he's got a chainsaw i've never i've never

00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:33.639
read about these guys not described as being

00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:37.909
like extremely muscular with random strength

00:35:37.909 --> 00:35:40.750
that could just kill you. Bro, my vicar is jacked,

00:35:40.750 --> 00:35:44.949
said Eli. Bottom of BT seems realistic. I think

00:35:44.949 --> 00:35:47.590
we could 4v1, but I don't think we could. At

00:35:47.590 --> 00:35:49.829
least two of us are going down, taking them out,

00:35:49.869 --> 00:35:52.190
but I think we could do it. And this guy's got

00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:54.610
like a mechanical hand. That's not Anakin Skywalker

00:35:54.610 --> 00:35:56.969
style. That's not going to be fun. I don't get

00:35:56.969 --> 00:36:00.090
backhanded by that. Shout out to that Jedi who

00:36:00.090 --> 00:36:02.829
turned off Darth Vader's lightsaber with a cortosis

00:36:02.829 --> 00:36:05.690
blade and then was informed he's still a seven

00:36:05.690 --> 00:36:11.590
foot tall magical cyborg. And then he died. It's

00:36:11.590 --> 00:36:17.289
also a Vader. And then he killed. Yeah. I've

00:36:17.289 --> 00:36:19.369
got a question for you, Colin. Am I the only

00:36:19.369 --> 00:36:21.630
one that feels like Darth Vader is the whore

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:23.809
of Star Wars these days because he's in everything

00:36:23.809 --> 00:36:26.449
that he doesn't need to be in? He's in Obi -Wan's

00:36:26.449 --> 00:36:29.929
show. He's in Fallen Order. He's in this. Bring

00:36:29.929 --> 00:36:32.750
out Vader. Get him out. Put lipstick on him.

00:36:32.849 --> 00:36:36.309
Come on. I think Star Wars is the whore of Star

00:36:36.309 --> 00:36:40.269
Wars now. Vader specifically is like, hey, this

00:36:40.269 --> 00:36:42.869
series sucks. Put Vader in it. This series is

00:36:42.869 --> 00:36:46.349
already good. Put Vader in it. Andy, that's because

00:36:46.349 --> 00:36:50.510
Star Wars is the dead horse which has gone beyond

00:36:50.510 --> 00:36:54.809
beaten to death. It is continuously resurrected

00:36:54.809 --> 00:37:00.170
and beaten until the fans go, oh, oh, they used

00:37:00.170 --> 00:37:02.849
the droid that was in episode two. Yeah, but

00:37:02.849 --> 00:37:05.570
then one out of ten things they produce are heaters,

00:37:05.570 --> 00:37:08.070
so it's like, fuck. And I love the fact that

00:37:08.070 --> 00:37:11.530
the Star Wars episode three merch of miniatures

00:37:11.530 --> 00:37:14.440
all had Vader in the top corner. even though

00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:16.739
he was only in like the last five minutes of

00:37:16.739 --> 00:37:18.559
the movie so yeah we've got to put it on the

00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:22.340
things for like story had me yeah why not well

00:37:22.340 --> 00:37:26.599
he's darth vader he's pretty cool is the new

00:37:26.599 --> 00:37:28.940
darth maul show goaded i saw the first time i

00:37:28.940 --> 00:37:31.719
heard the ending but i don't know about the series

00:37:31.719 --> 00:37:34.579
entire i've heard the end we're all the ending

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:36.719
is the kind of ending where like the next thing

00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.800
they do with it will determine if it ruins the

00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:41.440
first season retroactively Well, the problem

00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:44.059
was the only thing that was good. There's only

00:37:44.059 --> 00:37:46.659
one episode out of this show, right? No, it's

00:37:46.659 --> 00:37:50.119
done. What? The trailer for, you know, like a

00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:51.360
month ago, did they release all the episodes?

00:37:51.619 --> 00:37:56.079
No, the trailer is months old. Yeah. And the

00:37:56.079 --> 00:38:00.119
problem is, we already know how Darth Maul dies

00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:04.400
because of Clone Wars. Rebels. So we know how,

00:38:04.500 --> 00:38:06.699
so it's like, oh, there's no stakes. it's kind

00:38:06.699 --> 00:38:08.340
of with andor as good as andor was like well

00:38:08.340 --> 00:38:10.119
i know he's not gonna die because i watched rogue

00:38:10.119 --> 00:38:14.179
one Yeah, it's like watching anything. Anything

00:38:14.179 --> 00:38:16.460
in Star Wars is like, if the character's dead,

00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:18.760
I don't necessarily need to know. I just want

00:38:18.760 --> 00:38:20.519
to see Darth Maul kill people, bro. I just want

00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:22.880
to see Darth Maul kill it. Also, look, sorry

00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:27.500
to be a slop consumer, but I feel like the concept

00:38:27.500 --> 00:38:30.500
of a prequel just being written off here entirely

00:38:30.500 --> 00:38:35.079
is a little... No, no, no. I'm saying that. Yeah,

00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:38.239
also that. The thing is, there's a difference

00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.739
between a prequel and a prequel where you know

00:38:39.739 --> 00:38:42.329
that the main character dies. specifically in

00:38:42.329 --> 00:38:44.590
a certain scene that you've already seen. Yeah,

00:38:44.650 --> 00:38:47.070
man, so... Siege of Terror sucks cock, right?

00:38:47.190 --> 00:38:49.289
Siege of Terror is just... Yeah, but, like, most

00:38:49.289 --> 00:38:52.030
of the characters... We don't know what happens

00:38:52.030 --> 00:38:54.369
to, like, most of the Primarchs involved. We

00:38:54.369 --> 00:38:55.670
don't know what happens to most of the characters

00:38:55.670 --> 00:39:00.210
involved. We did! We did! We do! Every fucking

00:39:00.210 --> 00:39:04.150
traitor! We know! It's just Darth Maul doing

00:39:04.150 --> 00:39:05.590
stuff. That's why you want to watch the show.

00:39:05.769 --> 00:39:08.610
Just because you know how he does. It lowers

00:39:08.610 --> 00:39:11.929
the... risk in a scene, because I know Sigismund

00:39:11.929 --> 00:39:14.489
is going to live. I know Abaddon is going to

00:39:14.489 --> 00:39:16.110
live. I didn't know if other characters were

00:39:16.110 --> 00:39:17.849
going to live. We don't know what happened to

00:39:17.849 --> 00:39:20.630
Siobhan. We don't know what happened to Alderaan.

00:39:20.769 --> 00:39:22.690
Other characters are going to live in the Darth

00:39:22.690 --> 00:39:24.789
Maul show. Surely there's more than one character

00:39:24.789 --> 00:39:29.389
in it. This is like Thing X Thing Japan. Thing

00:39:29.389 --> 00:39:33.309
Warhammer. Anyway, we're getting distracted.

00:39:33.730 --> 00:39:36.219
Could we kill a Psyker? Can we put that in B

00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:39.659
tier? Because there's a 50 -50 shot they explode

00:39:39.659 --> 00:39:42.519
us or they explode themselves. Well, that's what

00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:47.599
we're doing here. Self -owned. Own goal, maybe.

00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:51.260
Depends what kind of psyker. Because not all

00:39:51.260 --> 00:39:53.639
of them are mind readers. Some of them just throw

00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:57.039
rocks. Even if they are a mind reader, if that's

00:39:57.039 --> 00:39:59.320
what their specialization is, great, you know

00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:01.980
I'm going to punch you in the face. Do something

00:40:01.980 --> 00:40:04.960
about it, dork. Then our heads explode and we

00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:07.280
don't get close again. Yeah, but not every psyker

00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:10.119
can just do that. Most of them can't. It depends

00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:12.019
on what kind of psyker it is. If it's just like

00:40:12.019 --> 00:40:15.079
John Astropath. Most of them have like schools

00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:17.840
of thought, like not thought, but like psychic,

00:40:17.940 --> 00:40:21.139
like there's a word for it, but I can't, field,

00:40:21.300 --> 00:40:24.800
specializations, I'll go with that. If a guy

00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:27.179
goes all in on the mind reading, he probably

00:40:27.179 --> 00:40:30.440
can't throw fireballs at you. Yeah, he's just

00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:32.360
good at interrogating. Should we put that in

00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:35.150
there? top of b just because it's a guaranteed

00:40:35.150 --> 00:40:40.750
kill i think i i'd say bottom t no yeah we still

00:40:40.750 --> 00:40:43.170
might get unlucky on average it's a rough fight

00:40:43.170 --> 00:40:46.130
but like your average psyker is not like even

00:40:46.130 --> 00:40:48.610
like dawn of war like your average psyker is

00:40:48.610 --> 00:40:51.469
like most people don't even know they are psychos

00:40:51.469 --> 00:40:53.530
because most psychers aren't even like aware

00:40:53.530 --> 00:40:55.889
they're psychos they're just like oh i kind of

00:40:55.889 --> 00:40:58.929
have a presence i kind of i'm kind of lucky is

00:40:58.929 --> 00:41:03.630
most psychers Statistically speaking, most psychers

00:41:03.630 --> 00:41:06.170
are the grade above normal guy where it's like,

00:41:06.269 --> 00:41:08.329
he's really good at poker. We don't know why.

00:41:08.489 --> 00:41:12.489
He just always seems to do good. Was the next

00:41:12.489 --> 00:41:16.670
one a Baneblade? I thought that was a Baneblade.

00:41:17.409 --> 00:41:23.150
No. Colin, all I'm saying is all the guns are

00:41:23.150 --> 00:41:26.429
facing forward. All we've got to do is jump on

00:41:26.429 --> 00:41:30.630
the top and just drop a grenade in. Yeah, we

00:41:30.630 --> 00:41:34.409
won't get close. Are you a Spartan? No, I'm just

00:41:34.409 --> 00:41:36.670
a guy with a grenade. And I'm a perpetual, so

00:41:36.670 --> 00:41:40.570
I could just be like... If we all run from each

00:41:40.570 --> 00:41:44.750
side, if we all run at one side each, and me

00:41:44.750 --> 00:41:47.449
and Eli get mowed down by all the fire, you're

00:41:47.449 --> 00:41:51.190
still getting on the top. So what happens here

00:41:51.190 --> 00:41:54.610
is the two of us on the left and the right get

00:41:54.610 --> 00:41:57.670
riddled with holes. The guy in the front just

00:41:57.670 --> 00:42:01.530
gets... evaporated. And then the one of us behind

00:42:01.530 --> 00:42:05.170
it gets backed over. No, no, no. You can't do

00:42:05.170 --> 00:42:08.869
all that. It's the whole thing of how do we get

00:42:08.869 --> 00:42:11.469
born? There's a million sperm. You only need

00:42:11.469 --> 00:42:14.809
one to procreate. Can I ask a question? There's

00:42:14.809 --> 00:42:19.050
only four of us, bro. Do you think all of us

00:42:19.050 --> 00:42:23.519
can reach? If you know what I mean. They're also

00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:28.219
as big as a house. You're not climbing it. But

00:42:28.219 --> 00:42:30.940
we can all agree that the cannon's not doing

00:42:30.940 --> 00:42:34.440
much. It's not that slow moving. It's never going

00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:38.199
to hit us. No, but we're not all going to be

00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:43.059
sitting in a room. If we're clever boys and we're

00:42:43.059 --> 00:42:46.320
like, we're ambushing this tank, you have like...

00:42:46.510 --> 00:42:49.090
urban warfare. You could have buildings. It can't

00:42:49.090 --> 00:42:50.750
aim that high up. If you're on the fourth story,

00:42:50.989 --> 00:42:53.710
you could rappel down. You could do smoke grenades.

00:42:54.050 --> 00:42:57.829
It'll just remove the building. With infinite

00:42:57.829 --> 00:43:01.750
prep time, with infinite prep time, maybe we

00:43:01.750 --> 00:43:05.510
could get away. Eli, Eli, Eli, I have something

00:43:05.510 --> 00:43:10.450
to tell you. Are you aware of Batman? Yes. Batman

00:43:10.450 --> 00:43:13.409
his superpower is preparation no but what is

00:43:13.409 --> 00:43:16.429
Batman he's just a rich guy and we are immortal

00:43:16.429 --> 00:43:20.289
whatever we want situations the question is can

00:43:20.289 --> 00:43:25.030
we take a bane blade like it can only aim in

00:43:25.030 --> 00:43:27.809
like one position with the main cannon the best

00:43:27.809 --> 00:43:29.750
shot here is if we're immortal the bane blade

00:43:29.750 --> 00:43:34.579
eventually runs out of gas and ammo We throw

00:43:34.579 --> 00:43:38.159
our immortal bodies into the tracks and eventually...

00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.059
This is C tier. It has to be C tier. It's just

00:43:42.059 --> 00:43:44.820
a tank. It's a tank. It's below the dreadnought,

00:43:44.900 --> 00:43:50.000
dude. This is a dreadnought. We're not taking

00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.679
account of, like, camouflage or smoke grenades

00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:57.639
or aerial attacks or laser beams or rocket launchers

00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:04.039
or traps. It's just a tank. It's just a tank.

00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:06.579
If the question is how many attacks would it

00:44:06.579 --> 00:44:08.699
take us, it would take us more attempts than

00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:11.150
a space marine. It's just a tank. A Spaceman

00:44:11.150 --> 00:44:13.829
is a walking tank. A Dreadnought you could get

00:44:13.829 --> 00:44:16.710
with one lucky rocket launcher shot. A Dreadnought

00:44:16.710 --> 00:44:19.590
you can kill while it's asleep. Yeah, but a Baneblade's

00:44:19.590 --> 00:44:22.019
way harder than a Dreadnought. You can kill any

00:44:22.019 --> 00:44:23.460
of these people while they're asleep, basically.

00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:27.099
A dreadnought is bipedal. It has a gun in each

00:44:27.099 --> 00:44:29.079
hand and it can just crush you with its legs.

00:44:29.219 --> 00:44:31.820
A tank, unless you're standing in front of the

00:44:31.820 --> 00:44:34.559
treads, you can't get crushed. Yes, it has a

00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:37.599
big cannon, but it's very directional. So it's

00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.079
very slow moving. They don't need a big cannon

00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:42.760
to kill us. We're just dudes. There's a guy on

00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:45.219
the top of the cannon with a pencil -mounted

00:44:45.219 --> 00:44:49.679
stubber. Can I get to Warpedia, please? Okay,

00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:54.940
here we go. Baneblade cannon blast. Demolisher

00:44:54.940 --> 00:44:58.360
cannon. Heavy stubbers. Laz cannon. Twin heavy

00:44:58.360 --> 00:45:02.719
bolters. Twin heavy flamers. Armoured tracks.

00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:05.699
What about elevation? If you attack it from a

00:45:05.699 --> 00:45:08.480
second, third story, it can't aim up. Andy, I

00:45:08.480 --> 00:45:11.099
think you're really overestimating us. Like that?

00:45:11.530 --> 00:45:16.429
like like you do that you're gonna like the the

00:45:16.429 --> 00:45:19.969
argument here is we've reduced ourselves to only

00:45:19.969 --> 00:45:22.349
having to deal with a guy in a machine gun i'm

00:45:22.349 --> 00:45:25.230
just saying if we're in like a in like a four

00:45:25.230 --> 00:45:27.550
-story building either side and you drop down

00:45:27.550 --> 00:45:29.650
you kill the gunner you just drop a grenade and

00:45:29.650 --> 00:45:34.210
it's done can i ask the first level and the entire

00:45:34.210 --> 00:45:37.929
building collapses and we die can i can i also

00:45:37.929 --> 00:45:41.840
ask like a tertiary i think question Sure. How

00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:43.920
strong do you think my legs are that I'm just

00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:45.980
jumping out of a four -story building? No, no,

00:45:45.980 --> 00:45:48.519
no, with like a rappel line that you have like

00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:51.179
the, you know, the rope that you go... Tell me,

00:45:51.340 --> 00:45:53.260
tell me with your asthma that we're going to

00:45:53.260 --> 00:45:56.199
get that close to it. Yeah, but preparation,

00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:59.280
you can draw it in. Andy, this is harder than

00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:01.039
a space train. Human beings can kill tanks. Human

00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:05.260
beings kill tanks. We could eventually, but we

00:46:05.260 --> 00:46:06.860
would need a lot of prep time. And we have access

00:46:06.860 --> 00:46:09.929
to all the guns in the setting. We have traps.

00:46:09.969 --> 00:46:12.449
We have elevated buildings. We have ambush points.

00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:15.889
It's just a tank. It's just a tank. We could

00:46:15.889 --> 00:46:18.670
get a space marine. We could kill a tank even

00:46:18.670 --> 00:46:22.590
in a space marine. No, we couldn't. Here's the

00:46:22.590 --> 00:46:25.409
thing. A space marine is like a walking tank

00:46:25.409 --> 00:46:28.190
with very few weak points. A tank, if you attack

00:46:28.190 --> 00:46:31.789
it from the top, it can't do much. Andy, Andy.

00:46:32.789 --> 00:46:36.289
The turret is going to do that. The turret is

00:46:36.289 --> 00:46:38.739
going to shoot up. You are insane. Who's going

00:46:38.739 --> 00:46:42.219
to shoot up 180 degrees in the sky? You attack

00:46:42.219 --> 00:46:44.480
them from the top and you're done. It's a tank.

00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:49.440
It's got weakness on the back. That's why they're

00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:51.019
heavily armed at the front. Andy, have you ever

00:46:51.019 --> 00:46:54.280
watched Saving Private Ryan? I have, yeah. Do

00:46:54.280 --> 00:46:58.639
you understand that? You think you're the guy

00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:03.039
in the sniper's nest? I've also played Mercenaries

00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:05.539
on the original Xbox and a bunch of games where

00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:07.800
you attack the tank from the top. And it's just

00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:10.659
like a sitting duck. With what? With what are

00:47:10.659 --> 00:47:12.860
we going to shoot at the tank? Wait, hold on.

00:47:13.659 --> 00:47:16.280
Guys, guys, guys. Didn't we just mention earlier

00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:18.619
we could have vortex grenades? One vortex grenade.

00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:23.239
Tank gone. Easy. Can we please leave it here?

00:47:23.340 --> 00:47:24.900
Alright, on that one he's kind of getting me.

00:47:25.099 --> 00:47:27.500
Yeah. We got all the resources of Warhammer.

00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:31.989
On that one, put everyone in like A tier. Yeah,

00:47:32.010 --> 00:47:33.989
but a space marine could jump out of the way.

00:47:34.050 --> 00:47:36.630
A tank can't jump out of the way. It's very slow

00:47:36.630 --> 00:47:40.070
moving. If you think a space marine is winning

00:47:40.070 --> 00:47:42.909
against a Baneblade, you are on crack. A space

00:47:42.909 --> 00:47:44.690
marine did win against a Baneblade in Angels

00:47:44.690 --> 00:47:47.550
of Death. Yeah, and two random schmucks on a

00:47:47.550 --> 00:47:49.429
primitive world beat a space marine with sticks

00:47:49.429 --> 00:47:52.389
once. Loads of space marines kill tanks all the

00:47:52.389 --> 00:47:54.829
time. Happens all the time. Loads of random assholes

00:47:54.829 --> 00:48:00.119
kill space marines. Okay. The next one is a sister

00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:03.659
of battle. Sister of battle. Still in C tier.

00:48:06.099 --> 00:48:11.559
Especially if she has power armor. Yeah. Miracles.

00:48:12.019 --> 00:48:13.699
Imagine killing her and be like, we did it. And

00:48:13.699 --> 00:48:15.940
then she gets up and be like, oh no. They're

00:48:15.940 --> 00:48:17.940
never alone as well. There's always a group.

00:48:19.380 --> 00:48:22.559
We're only attacking one at a time. That's the

00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:25.559
whole. So four guys versus one woman. This is

00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:30.900
like... No one was commenting on it until you

00:48:30.900 --> 00:48:33.480
did. No one was going to say anything. With the

00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:37.820
power of God. I feel like this is exactly where

00:48:37.820 --> 00:48:41.539
Colin wants to be. That's the problem. Women.

00:48:44.380 --> 00:48:49.460
Don't save me. The sister is silenced by the

00:48:49.460 --> 00:49:15.190
custodian. Yeah. I have one point right? You're

00:49:15.190 --> 00:49:19.449
a sister. You think I'm there. I'm over there.

00:49:19.469 --> 00:49:22.449
This is what you do. You're a tank. You do this.

00:49:24.519 --> 00:49:28.000
Oh my gosh. Have you ever tried to turn a tank?

00:49:28.119 --> 00:49:30.539
It's really slow. I promise you that Baneblade

00:49:30.539 --> 00:49:35.480
could move it. Yeah, but not rotating. I don't

00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:36.679
know where else I'm going to find this, so you

00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:39.679
know what? I'm just opening up lexicon. I play

00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.079
Metal Gear Solid. You can crouch under a tank

00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.820
and it can't hit you with a turret. We could

00:49:44.820 --> 00:49:47.219
just shoot a Sister of Battle with bolt guns,

00:49:47.460 --> 00:49:49.619
bro. Yeah, but she's heavily armed and she has

00:49:49.619 --> 00:49:54.480
a bolt gun and a chainsaw. A Baneblade can hit

00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:57.760
25 kilometers an hour. Doesn't matter if I'm

00:49:57.760 --> 00:49:59.940
right next to it. You can't hit me if I'm under

00:49:59.940 --> 00:50:02.480
your turret. If it fired its gun, you would go

00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:06.260
flying. But you have to aim it. We need to move

00:50:06.260 --> 00:50:11.420
on from the Baneblade. I can't get over the delusion.

00:50:11.940 --> 00:50:14.579
Imagine you're fighting a lady with a magic sword

00:50:14.579 --> 00:50:17.039
and you feel like you're going to have diarrhea.

00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:21.219
Because the icky feeling. It's not just... We

00:50:21.219 --> 00:50:23.260
can just shoot the sister in silence. It's easier

00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:25.900
to shoot the sister. She's really heavily armed.

00:50:27.019 --> 00:50:30.960
She's really heavily armed. Yeah, like Janisha

00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:33.539
Kroll. She's like a blur. She's such a blimp.

00:50:33.539 --> 00:50:37.880
She doesn't exist. This would actually be harder

00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:41.139
than a custodian. Just like to even... like pin

00:50:41.139 --> 00:50:43.619
them down like you how would you find we're dead

00:50:43.619 --> 00:50:46.300
the moment they lock in either way the difference

00:50:46.300 --> 00:50:48.400
is honestly hell i think you might be cooking

00:50:48.400 --> 00:50:51.179
a custodian doesn't have an aura of my brain

00:50:51.179 --> 00:50:53.980
hurdy around it yeah i think we're this is like

00:50:53.980 --> 00:50:57.199
bottom of the sea like we this is pretty impossible

00:50:57.199 --> 00:51:00.460
almost i think we have to get really lucky though

00:51:00.460 --> 00:51:04.639
because like the whole time like our soul is

00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:08.179
going to be hurting they sniped them in the thousand

00:51:08.179 --> 00:51:11.949
sons book Because they're space marines. Space

00:51:11.949 --> 00:51:15.510
marines. They're probably like 50 cows. For space

00:51:15.510 --> 00:51:19.449
marines, yeah. Explosive 50 cows. We'd have to

00:51:19.449 --> 00:51:21.230
get really lucky on that. I think that's still

00:51:21.230 --> 00:51:24.210
harder. Maybe Cossodian's more difficult because

00:51:24.210 --> 00:51:25.730
they would just move out of the way. It's more

00:51:25.730 --> 00:51:27.550
difficult because we can't shoot it with as many

00:51:27.550 --> 00:51:29.869
things. A sister, we could shoot it with more

00:51:29.869 --> 00:51:35.039
things to kill her. I think maybe then... She

00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:39.480
killed a something leaper, the Tyranid. Von Ryan.

00:51:40.699 --> 00:51:44.619
We're not getting in melee with the lady. They

00:51:44.619 --> 00:51:47.960
have flamers and bolters. What is that thing?

00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.460
Is that the Von Ryan's leaper? Is that what we're

00:51:50.460 --> 00:51:52.920
talking about? What is that thing? Well, the

00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:58.559
next one. That's a skull. Oh, God. We're so fucked.

00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:03.500
I'm just going to put that right here. But sister,

00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:06.119
imagine trying to fight someone while you're

00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:09.320
also vomiting and feeling ill. I think it's harder

00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:11.059
than a space marine. That's harder than a space

00:52:11.059 --> 00:52:14.699
marine. They're not fun. They're like custodians,

00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:17.360
but also I want to say at least when you're fighting

00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:20.659
a custodian, you're not having that when you

00:52:20.659 --> 00:52:23.019
had a dream where you were only wearing your

00:52:23.019 --> 00:52:26.599
boxes in front of a presidal or whatever it's

00:52:26.599 --> 00:52:28.199
called in America. Andy, if you're fighting a

00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:31.269
custodian, you don't see your death. Yeah, that's

00:52:31.269 --> 00:52:33.809
why your sister is worse. Because you get to

00:52:33.809 --> 00:52:37.110
suffer as it's going on. It's not about how bad

00:52:37.110 --> 00:52:39.269
our deaths are. It's about how we could actually

00:52:39.269 --> 00:52:41.750
do it. Sisters of Silence are toughness three

00:52:41.750 --> 00:52:43.510
on the tabletop. They're a lot easier to kill

00:52:43.510 --> 00:52:46.630
than the custodians. It is just a person. Okay.

00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:49.400
You just have to shoot them. I'm telling you.

00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:51.840
There's so many more guns that can kill a Sister

00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:56.239
of Silence. I just feel like we are underestimating

00:52:56.239 --> 00:52:59.360
the power of the you are in immense agony by

00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:04.519
virtue of being an enemy. Imagine having PTSD

00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:08.280
and diarrhea while you're trying to have a duel.

00:53:08.460 --> 00:53:11.599
Even from a distance, trying to perceive them

00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:13.320
from a distance, like your brain gets scrambled.

00:53:13.539 --> 00:53:16.360
That's the issue. I hate the images I see coming

00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:18.960
up. I fucking hate some of what you have on this

00:53:18.960 --> 00:53:25.559
list. Police officer. Robocop. Nah, nah, nah.

00:53:25.659 --> 00:53:28.960
Put it in C tier. I've played Payday 2. Cloakers

00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:34.579
are motherfuckers, dude. The safe word is police

00:53:34.579 --> 00:53:37.340
brutality, and they will be introducing you to

00:53:37.340 --> 00:53:39.679
it. I feel like we could lead one of them into

00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:42.349
a trap, though. Maybe... bottom of yeah we could

00:53:42.349 --> 00:53:44.489
definitely get one like it's not comparable to

00:53:44.489 --> 00:53:47.489
a dreadnought surely no but bottom would be bottom

00:53:47.489 --> 00:53:51.210
would be for sure bottom would be yeah yeah like

00:53:51.210 --> 00:53:54.429
we could fight on one before it's a hard but

00:53:54.429 --> 00:53:57.550
it's an armored guy i feel like a psycho yeah

00:53:57.550 --> 00:53:59.590
yeah psycho would be more difficult i want to

00:53:59.590 --> 00:54:01.210
put the psycho a bit more than the priest to

00:54:01.210 --> 00:54:03.090
be honest the real question is what takes more

00:54:03.090 --> 00:54:06.800
tries the arbutus would take a small tries i

00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:10.380
think i play dark tide they're pretty crazy uh

00:54:10.380 --> 00:54:15.440
inquisitor oh well it's probably probably yeah

00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:18.579
because they have a billion tools yeah yeah they've

00:54:18.579 --> 00:54:22.280
got a whole lot of yeah top of seats here above

00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:26.579
the dreadnought but like like everything lethal

00:54:26.579 --> 00:54:30.280
danger just teleports are like a hundred feet

00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:35.000
away I feel like the Inquisitors would be annoying

00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:37.380
because the minute you make one attempt that

00:54:37.380 --> 00:54:39.579
doesn't go well, they just go, nuke the planet.

00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:43.360
I'm not taking any chances. That would be really

00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:47.800
difficult. It's doable, but really, really tough.

00:54:47.860 --> 00:54:50.800
Also, trying to lead an Inquisitor into a trap,

00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:53.559
that's kind of the whole thing with them. They're

00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:57.460
quite paranoid and investigators. Yeah, they

00:54:57.460 --> 00:55:01.579
also have retinues. Rogue Trader. Yeah, Rogue

00:55:01.579 --> 00:55:06.219
Trader. He's got a lot of money. Put him at the

00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:11.559
top of B tier, honestly. I think we could charisma

00:55:11.559 --> 00:55:14.539
our way into being part of the retinue and shank

00:55:14.539 --> 00:55:16.380
him at the right time. I'm just saying, there's

00:55:16.380 --> 00:55:18.400
a game called Rogue Trader where you play as

00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:20.639
a rogue trader. They're pretty deadly, whereas

00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:22.099
I've never played a game where you play as one

00:55:22.099 --> 00:55:25.239
guardsman. Well, yeah, but that's Abelard. 90

00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:29.980
% of the combat damage. Some rogue traders are

00:55:29.980 --> 00:55:32.360
probably kind of lame and don't have nearly as

00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:37.179
many friends. Yeah. Some of the Rogue Trader

00:55:37.179 --> 00:55:39.780
dynasties are about to fall out. The Rogue Trader

00:55:39.780 --> 00:55:43.440
Omnus is about one of them. Some of them are

00:55:43.440 --> 00:55:45.840
not well off. Obviously well off compared to

00:55:45.840 --> 00:55:50.599
Hive Scum. They get the war and they're like...

00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:53.519
That's what I was looking at, Eli. I'm aware.

00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:58.980
What's the next one? I believe that's a battleship.

00:56:03.019 --> 00:56:06.280
Where are we putting the rogue trader? That's

00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:14.940
fine. This is a battle barge. D! No! Wait, wait,

00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:18.780
wait. Hit me out. I know where to hit the bayonet.

00:56:19.099 --> 00:56:24.119
Wait, wait, wait. Shut your mouth. Wait, wait,

00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:28.860
wait. Ready? Remember in the original Star Wars

00:56:28.860 --> 00:56:32.760
film when Ben Kenobi just kind of snuck in and

00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:35.579
he turned off the tractor beam? I feel like if

00:56:35.579 --> 00:56:38.539
we were careful, we could just put a melter charge

00:56:38.539 --> 00:56:43.739
on the generator and it would be... We're not

00:56:43.739 --> 00:56:46.340
getting to the generator, bro! None of us are

00:56:46.340 --> 00:56:50.920
Obi -Wan Kenobi. You see that guy in B tier?

00:56:51.139 --> 00:56:53.260
You see that guy in B tier right below the guardsman?

00:56:53.440 --> 00:56:57.860
He's killing us before we see anything. I don't

00:56:57.860 --> 00:57:00.039
know. Unless you pretend to be a member of the

00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:04.340
crew. What's that? It's like nothing. Is that

00:57:04.340 --> 00:57:08.590
a melter charge? No. All I'm saying, Hal, is

00:57:08.590 --> 00:57:11.050
remember when the Sarosh put a nuke on the Lion's

00:57:11.050 --> 00:57:13.429
Gloriana -class ship, which was also moved by

00:57:13.429 --> 00:57:15.909
Dark Angels? They discovered it, and it was a

00:57:15.909 --> 00:57:18.050
whole legion of space marines. This is just like

00:57:18.050 --> 00:57:20.590
a ship. There's no Primarch on this ship. You

00:57:20.590 --> 00:57:22.769
explicitly said a battle barge. What the fuck

00:57:22.769 --> 00:57:25.130
do you think is on a battle barge? A Gloriana

00:57:25.130 --> 00:57:27.659
is bigger than a battle barge. And some, like,

00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:30.800
bumblekins on Saurosh managed to sneak a nuke

00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:33.119
on board, and it took two space marines to find

00:57:33.119 --> 00:57:35.659
it amongst a legion of, like, hundreds of thousands.

00:57:36.539 --> 00:57:39.519
We could sneak a nuke on us, Balbarge. In that

00:57:39.519 --> 00:57:44.679
story, Andy, Luthor finds the nuke and then doesn't

00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:48.960
tell anybody. It's true. Hal, what is Luthor?

00:57:50.380 --> 00:57:54.420
A souped -up, enhanced dude. He's a first captain.

00:57:55.630 --> 00:57:59.710
and what's the other guy he's a librarian no

00:57:59.710 --> 00:58:02.670
no no i'm just saying a first captain and a librarian

00:58:02.670 --> 00:58:05.090
from a space marine legion not even a chapter

00:58:05.090 --> 00:58:07.769
if we were just like on a navy ship we could

00:58:07.769 --> 00:58:10.070
manage it it's just guys it's just some guys

00:58:10.070 --> 00:58:13.170
one way i actually think we could do this we

00:58:13.170 --> 00:58:16.559
go for the gather field somehow Yeah, that's

00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:18.119
what I was thinking, but how would you get there?

00:58:18.159 --> 00:58:20.079
It's guarded. It's a 100 % We'd have to work

00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:22.739
our entire lives to get to the point where we're

00:58:22.739 --> 00:58:25.019
like security there or something. Like 10 lives!

00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:28.179
If it's an entire life endeavor that takes us

00:58:28.179 --> 00:58:31.460
multiple deaths to do, I think it's still D tier.

00:58:32.260 --> 00:58:36.699
This is D tier. Me versus Battle Barn. I just

00:58:36.699 --> 00:58:39.639
like this comment here. If you want us to be

00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:43.659
kind about this, you mad man. Please put it in

00:58:43.659 --> 00:58:48.239
D tier. This is honestly like I'm just saying

00:58:48.239 --> 00:58:52.639
I'm a dreamer. I like to inspire and inspire

00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:55.960
people. I like to think the best of people. I

00:58:55.960 --> 00:59:00.800
want to say that they can go beyond. I want to

00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:02.840
say that people can do more than they think they

00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:04.539
can. They can achieve more than they ever wished.

00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:07.460
I don't want to tell people they can or can't

00:59:07.460 --> 00:59:09.360
do anything. I think they can do anything if

00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:12.579
they put their mind to it. Navigator. This is

00:59:12.579 --> 00:59:14.880
not Shawshank Redemption. This is not the little...

00:59:14.880 --> 00:59:19.840
It's in D2. It's in D2. I'll put it at the bottom

00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:25.820
of C. No! We gotta move on. He has control. Navigator.

00:59:26.300 --> 00:59:28.800
Don't look in her eye. Before we get any further...

00:59:28.800 --> 00:59:32.119
Let's just do the Navigator really quick. Okay,

00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:37.420
I get that. B. It's a lady. Or a dude. Hard to

00:59:37.420 --> 00:59:42.239
access, though. Don't look at him. Don't look

00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:44.679
at him. Do the thing when you're three years

00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:46.679
old fighting with your sibling, just swing your

00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:49.440
arms. If you're in my way... If your form was

00:59:49.440 --> 00:59:51.320
Jump to Navigator, we would kill them, no problem.

00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:53.659
I want to say Top of B because they're not meant

00:59:53.659 --> 00:59:57.099
to fight people. It'd be really difficult to

00:59:57.099 --> 00:59:59.900
get to them. Yeah, but when you get to them...

00:59:59.900 --> 01:00:02.360
I think sometimes they're still kind of enhanced

01:00:02.360 --> 01:00:08.619
just by psychic strength. Or use a grenade. they

01:00:08.619 --> 01:00:10.619
would just unleash the third eye and just be

01:00:10.619 --> 01:00:13.800
like yeah that's that's where you go and then

01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:18.940
you throw it away don't worry about it okay we'll

01:00:18.940 --> 01:00:20.719
give them that we'll give them a hat or give

01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:22.420
them a scarf like in some of the books they just

01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:24.320
cover their eye while they like bludgeon them

01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:27.860
um yeah one guy goes to the eye everyone else

01:00:27.860 --> 01:00:32.360
just beat them to death the eye of sarah um yes

01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:36.219
first of the donations from SleepyBoyH50 for

01:00:36.219 --> 01:00:38.659
five. I was alone over in mobile chat, so I'll

01:00:38.659 --> 01:00:40.980
say this here. Colin better hope nobody they

01:00:40.980 --> 01:00:43.739
fight has any sharpened candy games. Awesome.

01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:45.719
My first live stream. Welcome. Good to see you,

01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:52.760
man. I've been trying to abolish the freaking

01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:56.739
mobile stream, but my words have not been heeded.

01:00:59.920 --> 01:01:02.289
I'm just saying, we did a poll. and it was not

01:01:02.289 --> 01:01:06.710
conclusive it was like 55 said no i think oh

01:01:06.710 --> 01:01:11.769
my gosh you can check you can check all right

01:01:11.769 --> 01:01:15.989
let's let's let's let's go on oh it's just a

01:01:15.989 --> 01:01:18.429
townsend again you'll see man uh well friends

01:01:18.429 --> 01:01:22.730
last super chat for today as i i a crap ton of

01:01:22.730 --> 01:01:26.130
work uh but to do more but aussie law did you

01:01:26.130 --> 01:01:28.670
know that if you leave your cars unused long

01:01:28.670 --> 01:01:31.280
enough king brown snakes in brackets, highly

01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:34.000
venomous snake will make it theirs. That sounds

01:01:34.000 --> 01:01:38.320
fun. Thank you. Wow. Wow. Sounds like a tough

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:39.780
place to live. I got to be honest. I'm like,

01:01:39.840 --> 01:01:42.039
I don't want to deal with snakes and, you know,

01:01:42.039 --> 01:01:44.739
kangaroos. Kangaroos can kick you really hard.

01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:46.320
It's like, you know, like people when they get

01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:48.960
kicked by a horse, that sounds painful. Kangaroos

01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:52.519
do that because they just talk. Yeah. Yeah. No,

01:01:52.579 --> 01:01:56.400
thanks. What is gripper? Does Eli love his wife?

01:01:56.579 --> 01:02:00.920
Colin's still gay. More at five. Thank you. What

01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:02.440
do you mean by that? That's a peak donation.

01:02:02.639 --> 01:02:05.780
I do love that. What do you mean by that? What

01:02:05.780 --> 01:02:07.500
do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?

01:02:08.099 --> 01:02:11.940
$20 with Deltas. Thank you very much. Wow. Oh,

01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:13.739
Eli, I think this is... Oh, no, there's a...

01:02:13.739 --> 01:02:17.860
Here's for both of us. I could tell Eli was in

01:02:17.860 --> 01:02:19.960
the mystical land of Japan when I saw the Calpico.

01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:23.400
I don't... What is that? I think that's the marmot

01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:26.440
that my wife won from the claw machine. I see.

01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.079
Anyway, happy to catch a live show for the first

01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:31.420
time, even if I am at work. Happy to have you,

01:02:31.500 --> 01:02:34.320
Chief. Colin solos by stabbing people with insulin

01:02:34.320 --> 01:02:38.019
or depraved gooner tactics. I ascend to Slaanesh

01:02:38.019 --> 01:02:41.599
Demon Princehood on the spot. I like to imagine

01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:44.840
in Resident Evil Requiem when you stab them with

01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:47.019
the cure and they pop. That's what happens when

01:02:47.019 --> 01:02:49.000
Colin stabs them with the insulin. They just

01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:54.570
go... I like the invincible memes every time

01:02:54.570 --> 01:02:56.610
there's no new season because now we're up to

01:02:56.610 --> 01:02:59.690
animatics of Mark violently jerking off on Frag.

01:03:00.449 --> 01:03:05.550
Wow. Wow. Hippokingmp3. That's a hell of a name.

01:03:05.809 --> 01:03:07.949
For 10 bucks. Thanks, man. Sorry for doing it

01:03:07.949 --> 01:03:10.269
late. It was fighting a crud. God, he must be

01:03:10.269 --> 01:03:13.090
ancient now. Keep up the awesome content. I've

01:03:13.090 --> 01:03:15.429
been binging it all week. Thanks, man. Appreciate

01:03:15.429 --> 01:03:21.900
it. Good seeing you, man. Cronzonor for five.

01:03:22.300 --> 01:03:24.599
Would you rather every item you eat be slightly

01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:27.219
frozen in the middle or have a boiling hot small

01:03:27.219 --> 01:03:30.059
pocket in the middle? They always remain... I

01:03:30.059 --> 01:03:31.880
would have the second because then I could just

01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:34.119
flip it around and just leave it until it cools

01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:36.579
down. Well, no, it'll always remain this temp.

01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:38.760
I'll just throw it in the bin. Yeah, at that

01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:41.380
point, I would just accept at least 10 % of my

01:03:41.380 --> 01:03:43.579
meal. I'm just never going to eat. How would

01:03:43.579 --> 01:03:49.559
that work with ice cream? Or like soup. I like

01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:53.239
cheesecake. Can I use this to form a perpetual

01:03:53.239 --> 01:03:55.760
energy source and become infinitely wealthy?

01:03:56.280 --> 01:03:59.639
Colin becoming the Tony Stark of the modern age.

01:04:00.300 --> 01:04:04.179
I found cold fusion, but it's hot fusion. Amazing.

01:04:05.340 --> 01:04:10.360
Calico soda is the drink. It's a spooky kabuki.

01:04:10.579 --> 01:04:14.039
Thanks, man. We can kill a Baneblade. This isn't

01:04:14.039 --> 01:04:22.760
regular. In my defense, right. What is a Baneblade?

01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:26.039
Yes, it's a very impressive tank. Where a tank

01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:28.260
is a mass -produced weapon of war. And every

01:04:28.260 --> 01:04:31.360
weapon of war has weaknesses. You could ambush

01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:35.480
a tank. It's not just a tank, bro. It's a Baneblade.

01:04:36.019 --> 01:04:39.250
It's a big tank. It's an enormous tank. It's

01:04:39.250 --> 01:04:43.590
designed to look like 1V500. Right. It's not

01:04:43.590 --> 01:04:47.070
a battleship. It's not an aircraft. You don't

01:04:47.070 --> 01:04:48.269
have to worry about being up here. You don't

01:04:48.269 --> 01:04:51.369
have to worry about buoyancy and being massive.

01:04:51.789 --> 01:04:53.409
It's a tank. As long as you can get the hatch

01:04:53.409 --> 01:04:55.909
open and drop a grenade in, you're done. No.

01:05:02.659 --> 01:05:04.920
All I'm going to say is what's in a tank? A lot

01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:09.000
of fleshy people. One grenade. It's too big.

01:05:10.179 --> 01:05:13.340
You can get it open. Open a big tin of tuna.

01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:19.579
It's fine. Don't worry about it. Thank you very

01:05:19.579 --> 01:05:22.820
much for the $5. I love Andy's complete unearned

01:05:22.820 --> 01:05:25.739
confidence on taking on a Baneblade. It's wild.

01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:30.420
Attack it from above. You can't defend from above.

01:05:30.619 --> 01:05:33.719
It's a tank. It literally can't. No, it can't.

01:05:36.590 --> 01:05:39.070
VoidDonnie3848 for 10 bucks. They got me working

01:05:39.070 --> 01:05:41.210
overtime so I missed the last couple of streams

01:05:41.210 --> 01:05:42.889
and I caught up with all the episodes. Thank

01:05:42.889 --> 01:05:45.170
you, man. Also, why do you all move the donuts

01:05:45.170 --> 01:05:47.469
on the remaster? It was so funny. Ah, that's

01:05:47.469 --> 01:05:50.730
because that's only in a live exclusive. And

01:05:50.730 --> 01:05:54.469
remember, you can watch all of the Raw Cuts via

01:05:54.469 --> 01:05:58.349
Discord where there is a channel and you can

01:05:58.349 --> 01:06:00.949
just watch them all from there as well. So you

01:06:00.949 --> 01:06:03.420
don't lose anything. it's still on youtube yeah

01:06:03.420 --> 01:06:06.239
it's just you get the click on discord for the

01:06:06.239 --> 01:06:09.719
for the for these video watchers only because

01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:12.739
it's it's more conclusive yeah but people complain

01:06:12.739 --> 01:06:14.639
they didn't like it as much because it takes

01:06:14.639 --> 01:06:16.340
too long but it's still there if you want to

01:06:16.340 --> 01:06:20.420
watch it andy thinks his last name is so true

01:06:20.420 --> 01:06:23.679
all we will wear green hat in two weeks thank

01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:26.019
you for the two better put that in your calendars

01:06:26.019 --> 01:06:29.650
i'm also here thank you for being here we will

01:06:29.650 --> 01:06:31.789
wear green what is the reference eli with hanma

01:06:31.789 --> 01:06:36.030
baki bakian oh i've watched uh yeah grappler

01:06:36.030 --> 01:06:39.190
baki lol um i like the guy who was just like

01:06:39.190 --> 01:06:41.289
pressure points pressure points pressure because

01:06:41.289 --> 01:06:42.650
that's how you take out a bane blade because

01:06:42.650 --> 01:06:45.230
you do pressure points you find the weakness

01:06:45.230 --> 01:06:50.309
and you strike it anyway um back to the tier

01:06:50.309 --> 01:06:53.630
list uh mechanicum now bear in mind this could

01:06:53.630 --> 01:06:57.920
be a skitari this could be a um Let's just say

01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:02.179
it's a tech priest. Tech priests are usually

01:07:02.179 --> 01:07:04.860
pretty kitted out. I put bottom of B tier at

01:07:04.860 --> 01:07:08.860
best. Yeah, bottom of B tier. Bottom of B or

01:07:08.860 --> 01:07:16.340
top of C. Yeah. It's easier. It's a Titan and

01:07:16.340 --> 01:07:21.820
then a Knight. It's just a Titan. I'm just saying

01:07:21.820 --> 01:07:24.960
with this information, if you can overload their

01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:28.909
sensors, they are... easy prey and we've seen

01:07:28.909 --> 01:07:30.750
this many times the scrap code i'm just saying

01:07:30.750 --> 01:07:33.070
like what if you could be like do you possess

01:07:33.070 --> 01:07:36.110
that skill andy i'm saying what if we overload

01:07:36.110 --> 01:07:40.329
their systems with like porn and like six seven

01:07:40.329 --> 01:07:44.030
seven videos on loop and then it's like oh i

01:07:44.030 --> 01:07:47.170
can't target them there's so much influx of data

01:07:47.170 --> 01:07:50.449
people be boop and then you shoot them defeating

01:07:50.449 --> 01:07:52.530
this guitar because i've looped the entirety

01:07:52.530 --> 01:07:55.800
of skivity toilet at once i mean colin If you

01:07:55.800 --> 01:07:58.099
haven't read Mechanicum, that's basically what

01:07:58.099 --> 01:08:01.219
happens. But instead of being 6 -7, 6 -7 is 0

01:08:01.219 --> 01:08:08.599
-1 -0 -1. I think we can keep it a B tier where

01:08:08.599 --> 01:08:12.619
it is. This is the Legio Mortis from the Titans.

01:08:13.539 --> 01:08:15.980
I'm not going to lie, this is much more difficult

01:08:15.980 --> 01:08:22.159
than a Tonk. Oh, really? But Andy, it turns slowly.

01:08:22.619 --> 01:08:25.359
Yeah, no, it turns, yeah. Yeah, but the difference

01:08:25.359 --> 01:08:27.579
is there's like hundreds of crew members inside.

01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:29.600
At Tonk, there's like three, four guys, maybe

01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:31.840
five. There's just like hundreds of people inside.

01:08:32.060 --> 01:08:34.800
There's like 20 dudes in a Beyblade. 20 guys

01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:37.359
who are like cramped in. This is like a walking

01:08:37.359 --> 01:08:40.960
cathedral. They're not cramped in. They're bigger

01:08:40.960 --> 01:08:45.340
than any tank we have on Earth. Why is the ship

01:08:45.340 --> 01:08:50.420
in seats here? You tell me. What's the big tank

01:08:50.420 --> 01:08:52.699
that's in Halo 4 that the Infinity drops in?

01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:55.670
I don't remember the name of it. Well, you know

01:08:55.670 --> 01:08:57.590
what I mean. That's bigger than a Baneblade.

01:08:57.909 --> 01:09:03.569
Just put the ship in D tier, please. But yeah,

01:09:03.670 --> 01:09:05.689
Titan, I don't know how it would be in a Titan,

01:09:05.789 --> 01:09:09.310
to be honest. Somehow easier than a ship, but

01:09:09.310 --> 01:09:14.930
same in D. No, it's harder than a ship. The further

01:09:14.930 --> 01:09:18.229
down you go, the harder it gets. Can we put the

01:09:18.229 --> 01:09:24.850
knight next to the Titan? I want to say... Because

01:09:24.850 --> 01:09:28.010
a Titan is only, like, one pilot. A Titan only

01:09:28.010 --> 01:09:31.569
has one guy in it. Sorry, a Knight has one guy.

01:09:31.670 --> 01:09:33.789
A Titan has multiple. A Titan is just one guy

01:09:33.789 --> 01:09:36.189
in a chair. A Knight is probably easier than

01:09:36.189 --> 01:09:38.590
a Titan, yes. I mean, yeah. It's still impossible.

01:09:39.029 --> 01:09:41.430
And the difference with, like, an Assassin, if

01:09:41.430 --> 01:09:44.810
you kill him, he blows up. That's not good. And

01:09:44.810 --> 01:09:47.810
also, the Assassin could be a Kalidus and pretends

01:09:47.810 --> 01:09:50.369
to be, like, a relative. A Titan, if you can

01:09:50.369 --> 01:09:54.420
get inside... It's just a guy in a chair. And

01:09:54.420 --> 01:09:56.100
if you kill him, he's just an empty Titan. How

01:09:56.100 --> 01:09:59.220
are you getting inside the night, bro? Well,

01:09:59.239 --> 01:10:01.739
that's where... Eli, how are you getting in the

01:10:01.739 --> 01:10:03.819
Titan? That's what I want to know. I don't know.

01:10:04.380 --> 01:10:09.640
I'm not! Eli, Eli, Eli. Here's an answer. You

01:10:09.640 --> 01:10:12.199
wait until the Titan pilot goes to sleep and

01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:14.680
you kill him in his sleep. We should make one

01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:17.140
stipulation. One stipulation that makes this

01:10:17.140 --> 01:10:20.619
whole thing. The person we're targeting knows

01:10:20.619 --> 01:10:22.699
we're targeting them. That's what makes it fair.

01:10:22.899 --> 01:10:25.760
Oh, well, now we can't do it. But now we can't

01:10:25.760 --> 01:10:28.520
do it. Now we can't do anything. Like, all of

01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:31.899
these rely on surprise. This navigator now has,

01:10:31.899 --> 01:10:34.520
like, hundreds of guards. This cultist is now

01:10:34.520 --> 01:10:37.420
in, like, the heart of his cult. The Knight's

01:10:37.420 --> 01:10:40.220
a lot easier. He has so many typewriters defending

01:10:40.220 --> 01:10:44.260
him now. It's not fair anymore. Okay. We can

01:10:44.260 --> 01:10:46.600
leave the Knight there. That's fine. Okay. What's

01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:52.189
the next one? Demon Host. Oh, we're fucked. Z

01:10:52.189 --> 01:10:56.550
tier again? Even if we kill it, there's even

01:10:56.550 --> 01:10:59.470
odds the demon goes away or then pops out. We

01:10:59.470 --> 01:11:03.810
have to deal with that. You can't kill a demon

01:11:03.810 --> 01:11:07.149
host. You can only temporarily banish it. I mean,

01:11:07.189 --> 01:11:11.020
how? With a demon, you can kill the host. You

01:11:11.020 --> 01:11:13.300
get a Fulgurite and kill one. If we have Fulgurite,

01:11:13.300 --> 01:11:16.039
where can we get it? Are you like Lex Luthor

01:11:16.039 --> 01:11:19.060
or Fulgurite over here? Hal, Hal, Hal. What if,

01:11:19.180 --> 01:11:22.319
right, between the four of us, we borrow the

01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:25.239
Emperor's sword, right? And we shrink down to

01:11:25.239 --> 01:11:29.579
like man's size, right? And then... There we

01:11:29.579 --> 01:11:33.920
go. We're not swinging the Emperor's sword. Andy,

01:11:33.979 --> 01:11:35.960
can you, yeah, can you, can you, can you like

01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:41.460
point at yourself like this? Yeah, close enough.

01:11:42.079 --> 01:11:45.340
The grin was a bit too friendly and not cocky

01:11:45.340 --> 01:11:47.000
enough, but you know how it works. A bit too

01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:51.800
friendly. Okay, we're going to put a demon host

01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:56.460
at the bottom of C. Because technically it's

01:11:56.460 --> 01:12:00.479
a body. We would all get munched, but we could

01:12:00.479 --> 01:12:05.279
do it. So top is C. Bottom is harder. Yeah, it's

01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:08.560
harder than a custodian, I think. Can we kill

01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:13.279
a servitor? Yeah. I think I got the servo skull.

01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:17.939
No problem. Bear in mind, they have a lot of...

01:12:17.939 --> 01:12:22.699
Oh, they can aim up. Oh, are we sure? Are we

01:12:22.699 --> 01:12:24.899
sure? Are we sure we're ambushing him properly?

01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:29.260
All I'm saying is, bear in mind, there are servitors

01:12:29.260 --> 01:12:32.539
who are like a skull, and then there's gun servitors.

01:12:33.180 --> 01:12:35.079
Andy, are you one of those guys who looks like

01:12:35.079 --> 01:12:38.840
this? I'm just saying, like, we're being like,

01:12:38.899 --> 01:12:41.399
oh, whenever Andy makes a good point, we'll just

01:12:41.399 --> 01:12:44.199
take the extreme. And then when it's a servitor,

01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:46.579
it's just, oh, it's just a silly skull. It's

01:12:46.579 --> 01:12:48.760
just a terrible... It's a big, terrible skull!

01:12:49.539 --> 01:12:51.880
Well, that's representative of servitorization.

01:12:52.220 --> 01:12:54.560
But, like, you can have servitors who are meniores,

01:12:54.600 --> 01:13:05.159
but also... combat you can you can hit me if

01:13:05.159 --> 01:13:10.420
you want but i'll still love you andy oh are

01:13:10.420 --> 01:13:12.319
you familiar with the fact that people discuss

01:13:12.319 --> 01:13:18.020
a hundred versus one counterpoint counterpoint

01:13:18.020 --> 01:13:21.060
how have you ever seen the movie crank with jason

01:13:21.060 --> 01:13:27.359
statham of course not yeah I'm basing every interaction

01:13:27.359 --> 01:13:30.079
I have in this tier list as if I was Jason Statham

01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:34.300
in Crank 1 or 2. It's not happening. It's not

01:13:34.300 --> 01:13:37.500
happening. Oh, my God. Well, isn't this one an

01:13:37.500 --> 01:13:40.880
Orc? Yes. The next one's an Orc. This could be

01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:42.739
a Warboss. This could be a Nob. This could be

01:13:42.739 --> 01:13:47.420
anything Orky. It depends. Just in B tier, I

01:13:47.420 --> 01:13:50.479
think. Guardsmen 1v1 Orcs sometimes. They can

01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:51.960
rip you to shreds. Well, I mean, they do. Little

01:13:51.960 --> 01:13:56.689
guy. An orc boy we could fight with enough luck.

01:13:57.010 --> 01:14:00.710
Above that tier it gets really hard. It's easier

01:14:00.710 --> 01:14:02.510
than a tech priest. It's definitely easier than

01:14:02.510 --> 01:14:06.789
a tech priest. Up to a knob you could gaslight

01:14:06.789 --> 01:14:09.250
into doing something stupid. I think after that

01:14:09.250 --> 01:14:11.289
they're cunning enough that it's like alright

01:14:11.289 --> 01:14:13.109
I might hate you to actually just fight them.

01:14:14.069 --> 01:14:17.939
Depends if we all had like a real lasgun or bolt

01:14:17.939 --> 01:14:20.119
gun or something we could all just have one lucky

01:14:20.119 --> 01:14:22.500
shot even if you shoot a las gun you hit him

01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:24.920
anywhere other than the like middle of the between

01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:27.859
the eyes he's not stopping orcs is terrifying

01:14:27.859 --> 01:14:30.859
no i'm not saying it'll be clean but i think

01:14:30.859 --> 01:14:33.819
we could all it's not as easy as a bane blade

01:14:33.819 --> 01:14:37.920
but orcs 4v1 we could do it Yeah. If we wanted

01:14:37.920 --> 01:14:39.960
an Orc boy, we could definitely do it. Although,

01:14:39.979 --> 01:14:44.920
Hal is right. Eli, there is the guardsman 1v1ing

01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:47.460
the Baneblade, not shown as the 100 offscreen

01:14:47.460 --> 01:14:52.699
1v1ing the Orc and getting ripped apart. Orcs

01:14:52.699 --> 01:14:59.079
can aim up. Orcs can do this. Baneblades don't

01:14:59.079 --> 01:15:04.199
have arms. Okay, the next one is S tier. We could

01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:09.840
freaking... How? Are we factoring in the multiple

01:15:09.840 --> 01:15:13.399
red gobos that exist? It's just one Gretchen.

01:15:13.659 --> 01:15:17.600
I'm telling you, we could kick to death a Gretchen

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:20.880
if we... One Gretchen, four of us? Yes, put it

01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:24.439
in S tier. We'd enjoy it. We would hold him by

01:15:24.439 --> 01:15:26.380
all of his limbs and tear him into four pieces

01:15:26.380 --> 01:15:29.189
because Gretchen is deserving. We would put him

01:15:29.189 --> 01:15:32.630
on a barbecue and rotisserie him. Let us know

01:15:32.630 --> 01:15:35.449
in the comments how you would eviscerate a Gretchen.

01:15:35.449 --> 01:15:38.050
Tell me how you'd do it. I'm not going to lie.

01:15:38.130 --> 01:15:40.170
Catan Shard is kind of tough. I'm going to put

01:15:40.170 --> 01:15:43.789
him next to the F. It's impossible. That's pretty

01:15:43.789 --> 01:15:51.229
fair. I think a Necron Lord is also C tier. That's

01:15:51.229 --> 01:15:54.550
D tier. We're never killing a Necron Lord. It's

01:15:54.550 --> 01:15:58.369
very... Again, even if the Necron Lord is sleeping,

01:15:58.550 --> 01:16:01.810
what are we going to do? Even if we have a big

01:16:01.810 --> 01:16:04.189
gun, it's still probably going to stand back

01:16:04.189 --> 01:16:07.869
up. You can hit it hard enough with a melter.

01:16:08.949 --> 01:16:12.750
A Necron or a Catan? The Necron, not the Catan.

01:16:13.810 --> 01:16:18.430
Eli, remember the time when Helbrecht crunked

01:16:18.430 --> 01:16:21.229
Emotech several times and he was just like, respawn,

01:16:21.289 --> 01:16:23.930
respawn. Calm down with your cheat codes, mate.

01:16:24.390 --> 01:16:26.489
I mean, that's bullshit. All right. Well, we

01:16:26.489 --> 01:16:28.609
made ourselves immortal for this. So I don't

01:16:28.609 --> 01:16:30.510
know if we have any stones to throw at the department.

01:16:30.649 --> 01:16:32.970
I want to be like, they'd be more of a pain than

01:16:32.970 --> 01:16:36.510
an assassin. Because an assassin blows up as

01:16:36.510 --> 01:16:43.930
a pain. They respawn. They disintegrate you and

01:16:43.930 --> 01:16:47.840
they respawn. and time travel also also also

01:16:47.840 --> 01:16:50.119
chad hellbrick actually got bodied by the by

01:16:50.119 --> 01:16:54.260
the necron uh in the novel in the novel it's

01:16:54.260 --> 01:17:02.000
much better than it's probably top of seats here

01:17:02.000 --> 01:17:05.500
we could kill could we could kill a gaunt the

01:17:05.500 --> 01:17:08.399
rippers but anything above a gaunt like even

01:17:08.399 --> 01:17:11.920
four or whatever the non -queen guards are they're

01:17:11.920 --> 01:17:15.779
not fun Someone said I'd - Mike said I'd omni

01:17:15.779 --> 01:17:21.979
-man that thing. What did you mean? This is Gene

01:17:21.979 --> 01:17:24.520
from the Steelers. Gene's not so bad. That's

01:17:24.520 --> 01:17:27.220
just like a guy. It's just a dude. It is just

01:17:27.220 --> 01:17:29.560
a dude. With a lot of zealotry. Harder than a

01:17:29.560 --> 01:17:32.819
Chaos Cultist, for sure. It's like a guardsman.

01:17:33.779 --> 01:17:39.939
Yeah. Like, top... It's the same deal. Alright,

01:17:39.979 --> 01:17:43.640
let's put Tau right here. No, no. We have to

01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:46.319
be armed to the teeth to kill a gore. Your average

01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:48.420
fire warrior guy is not much different than your

01:17:48.420 --> 01:17:50.500
average guardsman. Alright, hold on. Eli, you're

01:17:50.500 --> 01:17:53.140
not counting the air cast or the water cast here.

01:17:53.340 --> 01:17:56.909
Oh my gosh, this is the entire Tau species? I

01:17:56.909 --> 01:18:00.909
could thunder kick a gun. We could kill a water

01:18:00.909 --> 01:18:04.470
test guy. I'm just saying, I ain't seen no buff

01:18:04.470 --> 01:18:07.989
Tau anywhere. I've seen Lean Maxing, what's his

01:18:07.989 --> 01:18:10.229
name? I can't even remember his name. Oh, they're

01:18:10.229 --> 01:18:13.489
all scrawny fish people with hooves. They are

01:18:13.489 --> 01:18:16.949
basically just guardsmen with better weapons

01:18:16.949 --> 01:18:19.689
and slightly slower reaction times. Unless you're

01:18:19.689 --> 01:18:21.189
an air cast and then you're like slender. I'm

01:18:21.189 --> 01:18:24.199
pretty sure we could all take one. Well, yeah,

01:18:24.239 --> 01:18:26.000
we could, but it's in the same, like, spot as

01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.840
the guardsmen. Yeah. But Eddie's saying this

01:18:29.840 --> 01:18:31.819
is the entire Tau species, so we get to pick

01:18:31.819 --> 01:18:35.340
and choose who we get to kill, I guess. Well,

01:18:35.420 --> 01:18:37.039
then, yeah, if we're beating the shit out of

01:18:37.039 --> 01:18:39.680
an Aircast member, then sure, S tier. And, like,

01:18:39.739 --> 01:18:41.960
Ethereals. Our Ethereals like the Prophet of

01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:44.039
Regret. We can just pummel them to death with

01:18:44.039 --> 01:18:47.960
your fist. Slowly. Yeah, but they make it. We

01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:50.840
can only take half of the Tau species easily.

01:18:50.979 --> 01:18:54.500
Even Earthcasts are pretty tough. Are they? We

01:18:54.500 --> 01:18:58.260
fight honor duels all the time. We could kill

01:18:58.260 --> 01:19:00.340
a water cast. Yeah, but like four of us versus

01:19:00.340 --> 01:19:05.279
one earth cast. Yes, we could beat up a civilian

01:19:05.279 --> 01:19:11.760
engineer. They should just go to like next to

01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:17.960
the guardsmen. Yeah, yeah. There we go. Voting,

01:19:18.020 --> 01:19:21.800
I'm going to put in like I'm going to put him

01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:24.010
above a bane blade. Because I don't want to mess

01:19:24.010 --> 01:19:26.409
with these guys. Because their center of gravity

01:19:26.409 --> 01:19:29.130
is lower, therefore they have muscle mass and

01:19:29.130 --> 01:19:35.890
stock and AI and tech. There are no weak Votan.

01:19:36.090 --> 01:19:38.550
They're all muscly dudes who are like four foot

01:19:38.550 --> 01:19:41.510
ten. Yeah, but we're four guys. We could take

01:19:41.510 --> 01:19:45.670
one. One foot per person. And they have really

01:19:45.670 --> 01:19:48.810
good tech and armor. And they have awesome coats.

01:19:52.010 --> 01:19:57.310
I'm losing my mind. You are a madman. I think

01:19:57.310 --> 01:19:59.649
it's about as hard as killing an orc, to be honest.

01:20:00.149 --> 01:20:03.010
Yeah, if it's just one Votan, if he's not in

01:20:03.010 --> 01:20:06.359
power armor, we can do it. I don't want to fight

01:20:06.359 --> 01:20:09.420
a photon and not power. It's not about want.

01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:13.079
It's about need. You need to finish the job.

01:20:13.180 --> 01:20:14.779
I don't need to fight a burly man who's 4 '10

01:20:14.779 --> 01:20:17.920
and is all muscle fibres. We've got one coming

01:20:17.920 --> 01:20:21.100
up later. He'll red mist me. He'll turn me into

01:20:21.100 --> 01:20:23.460
mulch. I don't want to be that. It's bottom of

01:20:23.460 --> 01:20:27.000
B, at least, surely. Yeah, it's got to be bottom

01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:30.579
of B. I know that thing. He's going to hit hard.

01:20:32.079 --> 01:20:35.199
No, it's bottom of B. Whatever, bro, whatever.

01:20:35.739 --> 01:20:40.140
Fine, I will accede to your silly... I don't

01:20:40.140 --> 01:20:44.399
want to fight a monkey. They're strong. Monkeys

01:20:44.399 --> 01:20:47.199
can kill you. But I think we could one before

01:20:47.199 --> 01:20:49.819
a monkey. We could one before a Joe Carroll.

01:20:50.039 --> 01:20:54.170
No, we couldn't. You could 1v1 a monkey, but

01:20:54.170 --> 01:20:56.109
I think you could 1v4 a monkey. You couldn't

01:20:56.109 --> 01:20:58.210
10v1 that monkey. That monkey's going to mess

01:20:58.210 --> 01:21:01.170
you up. To be fair, he does likely have digital

01:21:01.170 --> 01:21:05.409
weapons. He probably has Halo shields. Hear me

01:21:05.409 --> 01:21:09.350
out. This is worse than a sister of battle. Maybe

01:21:09.350 --> 01:21:12.970
not as bad as a space marine. Yeah, I'd agree

01:21:12.970 --> 01:21:17.130
with that. He's terrible. This guy... if we assume

01:21:17.130 --> 01:21:19.270
he has a force field so we can't shoot him he's

01:21:19.270 --> 01:21:21.170
worse than a bane blade because at least he has

01:21:21.170 --> 01:21:25.130
like tech he's not like fighting he's like i

01:21:25.130 --> 01:21:27.449
have weird like technologies i have like gravity

01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:30.869
fists and i have like shielding and i have like

01:21:30.869 --> 01:21:33.529
ocular sense like you can't sneak up on him because

01:21:33.529 --> 01:21:36.050
of his eyeballs he's strong as hell and that's

01:21:36.050 --> 01:21:38.409
just because he's monkey like jakara will rip

01:21:38.409 --> 01:21:41.869
you i want to put him above i'm doing that i'm

01:21:41.869 --> 01:21:44.479
doing that yeah that's good What's the next one?

01:21:44.979 --> 01:21:50.899
Slayer. Slayer? What a random thing to put on

01:21:50.899 --> 01:21:53.800
the list. No, they're in Rogue Trader. Calm down.

01:21:54.020 --> 01:21:58.359
I did this for you, Eli. I did this for you because

01:21:58.359 --> 01:22:00.579
you love Xenos and now you're having a go at

01:22:00.579 --> 01:22:05.180
me. Sorry. I've only seen them in Fulgrim. I

01:22:05.180 --> 01:22:07.100
haven't played Rogue Trader. It's also occurred

01:22:07.100 --> 01:22:09.060
to me Andy did not put an Eldar on the list.

01:22:09.479 --> 01:22:13.600
Oh, shit. Sorry. Once again, many such cases.

01:22:14.279 --> 01:22:16.439
My bad. My bad. I'm not going to even... I got

01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:18.920
to pee. I got to pee. We are back. Just a minute.

01:22:21.420 --> 01:22:26.100
Wow. This list is long. I'm going to mute his

01:22:26.100 --> 01:22:27.760
mic because he's going to hear the whole thing.

01:22:28.840 --> 01:22:32.180
No, I'm joking. All right. What's your opinion

01:22:32.180 --> 01:22:38.180
on the layer? Probably like top of C, the bottom

01:22:38.180 --> 01:22:45.329
of B. Aren't they really big? They're tall. They're

01:22:45.329 --> 01:22:48.270
like eight foot, I want to say. I'd say C -tier

01:22:48.270 --> 01:22:51.750
somewhere. I don't fancy my chances. I think

01:22:51.750 --> 01:22:53.510
it's worse than a Space Marine, honestly. These

01:22:53.510 --> 01:22:56.989
things move fast, forearms, technology, weapons.

01:22:58.750 --> 01:23:04.149
We're kind of screwed. Worse than a Space Marine.

01:23:05.149 --> 01:23:12.140
Yeah. And also some... Drukhari. Oh, God. See?

01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:17.319
Put them right there. Is that worse than a Sister

01:23:17.319 --> 01:23:20.960
of Silence? I'm just saying, if a Sister of Silence

01:23:20.960 --> 01:23:24.520
kills me, I die. If I lose to a Drukhari, I don't

01:23:24.520 --> 01:23:28.500
die quickly. Yeah, we're becoming furniture.

01:23:28.500 --> 01:23:31.140
And if we were perpetuals in this instance, it's

01:23:31.140 --> 01:23:34.060
not going to be a fun time. So you're saying

01:23:34.060 --> 01:23:38.260
we've got one shot. Yeah, they've also got crazy

01:23:38.260 --> 01:23:41.819
weaponry. At least the weapons the sisters and

01:23:41.819 --> 01:23:44.399
whatnot have, it'll just blow your arm off or

01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.979
kill you. The Dark Elder are making you convulse

01:23:46.979 --> 01:23:50.939
in agony on the spot. I think maybe Bottom of

01:23:50.939 --> 01:23:54.100
Sea is pretty good, because that makes sense.

01:23:54.939 --> 01:23:58.380
Harlequins. I'm just going to put them like there.

01:24:00.000 --> 01:24:04.350
Surely killing one Harlequin... Oh, no. There

01:24:04.350 --> 01:24:07.890
must be a scenario where we could interact with

01:24:07.890 --> 01:24:11.170
one, at least. No, no. They're wise. They're

01:24:11.170 --> 01:24:13.409
street smarts. They know everything. Also, if

01:24:13.409 --> 01:24:16.970
it's just like a... Sorry. Oh, no, no. You, sorry.

01:24:17.630 --> 01:24:20.350
I was going to say, like, some of these guys,

01:24:20.390 --> 01:24:23.270
the solitaires, they're like Norman spirit stones

01:24:23.270 --> 01:24:27.149
for laughs to vanguard their souls against. I'm

01:24:27.149 --> 01:24:30.720
not messing with them. They're crazy. No. Also,

01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:32.939
if it's just a random Harlequin, there's a non

01:24:32.939 --> 01:24:37.079
-zero chance you're going to fight Kegarek. Yeah,

01:24:37.079 --> 01:24:41.539
that's not happening. What are we doing right

01:24:41.539 --> 01:24:45.260
now? Harlequin. We just did Harlequin. He's just

01:24:45.260 --> 01:24:49.939
below Primarchs. Yeah, right. That's fair. See?

01:24:50.260 --> 01:24:56.020
See? Aspect Warrior. Eldar. because this goes

01:24:56.020 --> 01:24:58.439
everywhere from like a farseer to an aspect warrior

01:24:58.439 --> 01:25:02.000
to a poet like where do we go the poet could

01:25:02.000 --> 01:25:05.640
freaking obliterate you though probably i mean

01:25:05.640 --> 01:25:08.340
you know path of a poet guy four of us could

01:25:08.340 --> 01:25:11.479
probably maybe jump well the thing is he's probably

01:25:11.479 --> 01:25:13.579
like oh by the way i was an aspect warrior for

01:25:13.579 --> 01:25:17.119
20 years and also i was like he's like oh it

01:25:17.119 --> 01:25:20.470
was one of my 10 years like oh You don't want

01:25:20.470 --> 01:25:23.489
to mess with a hobbyist. Or a dreamer guy. We

01:25:23.489 --> 01:25:25.630
could jump a dreamer guy while he's sleeping.

01:25:26.229 --> 01:25:30.729
But aside from some cherry -picked options, it's

01:25:30.729 --> 01:25:33.649
pretty tough. Is this worse than a Space Marine?

01:25:34.850 --> 01:25:39.970
No. Probably not. Worse than a Jakero? No. I

01:25:39.970 --> 01:25:45.199
want to put it under a Jakero. I was waiting

01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:47.100
for an outcry from Colin there, but it didn't

01:25:47.100 --> 01:25:50.659
come. I'm a bit like, oh. Funny monkey. If we're

01:25:50.659 --> 01:25:54.060
including civilian Eldar, we could 4v1 a civilian

01:25:54.060 --> 01:25:57.560
with trouble, but it's potential. We could take

01:25:57.560 --> 01:26:03.039
on an Eldar child. Yeah, one flamer. Maybe. And

01:26:03.039 --> 01:26:06.039
to be fair, from what I've read, sometimes the

01:26:06.039 --> 01:26:07.939
Eldar who aren't named are just kind of like

01:26:07.939 --> 01:26:10.619
cannon fodder. Even the Aspect Warriors were

01:26:10.619 --> 01:26:14.260
like, oh, what are you? I'm a Dar Avenger. It's

01:26:14.260 --> 01:26:16.560
kind of dull. It's like vanilla ice cream. At

01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:18.300
the end of the day, we get to shoot a Guardian,

01:26:18.420 --> 01:26:20.880
even if it's in a warfare scenario. Guardsmen

01:26:20.880 --> 01:26:25.140
got to do it, so we can do it. Yeah. Before we

01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:27.340
get any further, do we have a few more? I think

01:26:27.340 --> 01:26:30.399
there's a few. Who do we have? No one knows.

01:26:31.460 --> 01:26:34.819
You want to read the first one? You want to read

01:26:34.819 --> 01:26:38.960
it out? Sure. VoidDonnie3848. Five bucks. Thanks,

01:26:39.060 --> 01:26:42.039
man. Usually watch at work because it was getting

01:26:42.039 --> 01:26:43.600
me through the day. Thanks for telling me about

01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:48.800
that much. Appreciate it. Jesus, thank you, man.

01:26:48.859 --> 01:26:50.979
We appreciate it. You sent a few earlier. Thank

01:26:50.979 --> 01:26:55.880
you, man. Thank you. Extra medium. A bane blade

01:26:55.880 --> 01:26:58.279
isn't just a tank. It's an apartment complex

01:26:58.279 --> 01:27:03.880
with cannons. We're trying. All I'm saying is...

01:27:04.170 --> 01:27:06.949
You know what they have? You know what they have

01:27:06.949 --> 01:27:09.750
in similarity to an apartment block complex?

01:27:10.390 --> 01:27:12.810
You can run around it. You can't attack from

01:27:12.810 --> 01:27:16.710
the top. You go from the top down. There are

01:27:16.710 --> 01:27:20.130
guns that go up and down. They go like that.

01:27:20.350 --> 01:27:22.609
They don't go like this. They go like that. A

01:27:22.609 --> 01:27:24.869
pencil -mounted bolter does this, and then it

01:27:24.869 --> 01:27:27.909
stops. The turret does that, and you can't attack

01:27:27.909 --> 01:27:34.260
from the top. In the Tao book, a barracuda flies

01:27:34.260 --> 01:27:39.260
and the Baneblade shoots at the barracuda. It

01:27:39.260 --> 01:27:45.199
does that. That's why when it's going through

01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:47.399
an urban complex, you jump from the buildings.

01:27:47.979 --> 01:27:53.359
I've seen movies. And his crank bit makes so

01:27:53.359 --> 01:27:57.850
much sense now. Thanks, Donkey Man. I'm cranking

01:27:57.850 --> 01:28:01.270
it. Kibanda's mighty schlong with the fiver.

01:28:01.909 --> 01:28:04.149
On the topic of grots and gaunts, I'd like to

01:28:04.149 --> 01:28:05.909
remind everyone at the time a grunt ripped a

01:28:05.909 --> 01:28:10.109
dude open with his bare hands. True. Yeah, but

01:28:10.109 --> 01:28:12.909
halo grunts are like arthropods that are designed

01:28:12.909 --> 01:28:15.710
for digging tunnels. And they're silly gooby

01:28:15.710 --> 01:28:23.069
guys. They're fun. We love grunts. Handy intakes

01:28:23.069 --> 01:28:27.109
will enrage me endlessly. book and quantum whatever

01:28:27.109 --> 01:28:30.430
says gav thorpe could solo the azeriani and he

01:28:30.430 --> 01:28:32.029
already has i thought that was a funny comment

01:28:32.029 --> 01:28:35.750
uh anyways we have owned by prime one jew of

01:28:35.750 --> 01:28:39.229
jr for five bucks thank you man andy having more

01:28:39.229 --> 01:28:42.810
respect for monkey than tongue is something i

01:28:42.810 --> 01:28:46.109
did all right all right all right you guys take

01:28:46.109 --> 01:28:48.869
the mic where i don't know my xenos law let's

01:28:48.869 --> 01:28:52.409
not forget jokero are an old one creation and

01:28:52.409 --> 01:28:54.920
they're tech savvy that is also very true Of

01:28:54.920 --> 01:28:57.479
course I respect them more than Tonk. It's just

01:28:57.479 --> 01:29:02.079
a Tonk. You can't replace Jokero. It's just a

01:29:02.079 --> 01:29:04.100
Tonk. It's just a tank. You're fucking mad. It's

01:29:04.100 --> 01:29:07.920
like a lasgun. Imagine Andy is your freaking

01:29:07.920 --> 01:29:11.079
military commander and he's fighting you. You're

01:29:11.079 --> 01:29:13.239
an infantry division and he sends you against

01:29:13.239 --> 01:29:16.939
the entire Panzer division. You're on the beaches

01:29:16.939 --> 01:29:20.140
of Germany. Handle it, big dog. You got this.

01:29:20.399 --> 01:29:23.739
You got mud to deal with. You got fuel to deal

01:29:23.739 --> 01:29:25.960
with. You got supply lines to deal with. You've

01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:28.300
got terrain. You've got the air force to deal

01:29:28.300 --> 01:29:31.760
with. Tongs are cool, but tongs aren't everything.

01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:34.819
You need to have a varied approach to warfare.

01:29:35.260 --> 01:29:36.939
Tongs are great on the ground, but also they

01:29:36.939 --> 01:29:39.180
can't shoot from the back. They're usually very

01:29:39.180 --> 01:29:41.159
lightly armored from the back, and also you can

01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:44.010
attack from the top. Tonk is great, but it's

01:29:44.010 --> 01:29:46.170
not everything. Can't win with just Tonk. I know

01:29:46.170 --> 01:29:47.930
what we're doing next time there's a Lorecrimes

01:29:47.930 --> 01:29:50.750
meetup. Andy's going to fight a tank and we'll

01:29:50.750 --> 01:29:53.810
watch. I'll go to the tank museum and I'll just

01:29:53.810 --> 01:29:56.949
destroy all the tanks with a spam. It will run

01:29:56.949 --> 01:30:00.890
you over instantly. Unless I just walk around

01:30:00.890 --> 01:30:06.170
it. It's fine. It's slow on the thing. Okay.

01:30:06.289 --> 01:30:10.010
Of Phantom Pain, thank you for $4 .99. Just teaching

01:30:10.010 --> 01:30:12.529
Jokero the inner workings of the Imperium's bureaucracy

01:30:12.529 --> 01:30:15.770
and that problem will take care of itself. Very

01:30:15.770 --> 01:30:20.649
true. We love Tom. What's his name? Arvin Land

01:30:20.649 --> 01:30:27.449
had a Jokero because he was cool. Arkin. Arkin

01:30:27.449 --> 01:30:31.850
Land? Yeah. He had a fake monkey. He had a monkey.

01:30:32.760 --> 01:30:35.659
His monkey had a tail which he was like, it's

01:30:35.659 --> 01:30:39.279
clearly used as a stinger. Because he didn't

01:30:39.279 --> 01:30:42.000
realize it was like a... What else would the

01:30:42.000 --> 01:30:44.960
tail be used for? Yeah. And he needs to leap

01:30:44.960 --> 01:30:47.600
from three stories onto a moving vehicle so she'll

01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.680
access what is gripping. That's why you have

01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:54.300
repel right there. You nail it to the ceiling

01:30:54.300 --> 01:30:57.939
and you repel down. What am I looking at? What

01:30:57.939 --> 01:31:00.779
is that next thing? This is a slaw. I don't want

01:31:00.779 --> 01:31:03.300
to frick with this. No, I don't want to fight

01:31:03.300 --> 01:31:05.560
the worm that walks. I'm going to say that's

01:31:05.560 --> 01:31:08.100
worse than the titan. Hey, you know what's worse

01:31:08.100 --> 01:31:11.020
than me crunking you? You're going to be a pensioner.

01:31:11.060 --> 01:31:14.800
Like, oh, how dare you? And this is about how

01:31:14.800 --> 01:31:17.739
difficult it is, not how painful this is. I'm

01:31:17.739 --> 01:31:19.460
not going to just leave you. You're going to

01:31:19.460 --> 01:31:23.100
have more back pain. I think this is doable because

01:31:23.100 --> 01:31:27.100
this is... more doable than an Eldar, even, because

01:31:27.100 --> 01:31:29.659
an Eldar will be hard to shoot. It moves fast,

01:31:29.739 --> 01:31:32.199
whereas this thing doesn't move as fast. You

01:31:32.199 --> 01:31:35.279
could shoot this. It has four of us. Yeah. We

01:31:35.279 --> 01:31:39.680
could do it. Yeah, just, I think, above a sister,

01:31:39.859 --> 01:31:43.619
below an Eldar. Do we know what the range is

01:31:43.619 --> 01:31:47.000
on their time dilation powers? I think it would

01:31:47.000 --> 01:31:51.020
be pretty close. It's not like... The thing is,

01:31:51.079 --> 01:31:53.430
if they're... more of them together. No, that's

01:31:53.430 --> 01:31:55.210
the Hrudd, isn't it? The Slaw don't do that.

01:31:56.050 --> 01:31:58.489
Also, if we're perpetuals, aren't we immune to...

01:31:58.489 --> 01:32:02.529
Oh, true. Wait, this is not a Hrudd. Yeah, a

01:32:02.529 --> 01:32:05.810
Hrudd is the one with the time. They're the worms.

01:32:05.970 --> 01:32:09.069
They're the worm people. They just have access

01:32:09.069 --> 01:32:11.409
to, like, crazy technology, and they're terrifying.

01:32:11.850 --> 01:32:15.850
Yeah, Hrudd is just instant. No, we can't. Is

01:32:15.850 --> 01:32:18.470
the next one an old one? Or is it a Slaw? No,

01:32:18.569 --> 01:32:22.659
it's only a Slaw. Well, it's still D tier. It's

01:32:22.659 --> 01:32:28.960
still D tier. I feel like it'd be easier to kill

01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:30.800
than a Spaceman. Yeah, I'll put my worm in you.

01:32:31.319 --> 01:32:34.239
I don't think it's D tier. A Custodian is much

01:32:34.239 --> 01:32:38.500
harder than a Sloth. Yeah, C tier. Below a Spaceman.

01:32:39.800 --> 01:32:43.420
Alright, now we got the fraud. The lanky boys.

01:32:43.739 --> 01:32:47.779
This is bottom of D. Because we'd have to like...

01:32:47.930 --> 01:32:54.050
get access to some serious gear yeah so top of

01:32:54.050 --> 01:32:56.149
d you mean hell top of these are yeah top of

01:32:56.149 --> 01:32:59.670
d no no no like top as in like not the other

01:32:59.670 --> 01:33:02.369
side yeah i'm just saying how it's harder they

01:33:02.369 --> 01:33:07.869
don't have armor necessarily but like we couldn't

01:33:07.869 --> 01:33:11.710
get close like at all but here's the thing like

01:33:11.710 --> 01:33:14.770
i'm assuming that like alonius pious and stuff

01:33:14.770 --> 01:33:18.760
they don't when they regenerate become 20. they

01:33:18.760 --> 01:33:21.359
become the age they died at so do you really

01:33:21.359 --> 01:33:23.880
want to like survive against this guy and then

01:33:23.880 --> 01:33:26.800
be like i'm 80 i have back pain every time i'm

01:33:26.800 --> 01:33:29.579
resurrected and if we fail the first time we

01:33:29.579 --> 01:33:31.220
have to fight him again and again again it's

01:33:31.220 --> 01:33:36.600
going to be more work i mean alonius is like

01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:39.819
40 isn't he he's not a young but that's is that

01:33:39.819 --> 01:33:42.119
just because he died the first time when he was

01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:45.119
40. I don't know. I'm like, if you die when you're

01:33:45.119 --> 01:33:47.180
a perpetual, does that time lock you to that

01:33:47.180 --> 01:33:49.739
age? So therefore, if you fight a Harad and you

01:33:49.739 --> 01:33:52.020
become a hundred, then you're time locked to

01:33:52.020 --> 01:33:53.840
being a hundred. And then if you keep dying,

01:33:53.899 --> 01:33:56.640
then you basically just be like a prune. If you're

01:33:56.640 --> 01:33:59.579
a true perpetual, I think, well, true perpetuals,

01:33:59.579 --> 01:34:01.600
because like Drongomachus is not a real, like

01:34:01.600 --> 01:34:05.659
he's a fake one. They make artificial ones. Like

01:34:05.659 --> 01:34:08.880
he's one made by someone else, by the Kabbalah.

01:34:08.960 --> 01:34:12.819
But I think most of them just are like. around

01:34:12.819 --> 01:34:14.640
like whatever guess is like middle age i just

01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:17.159
all look middle age but yeah so i think yeah

01:34:17.159 --> 01:34:23.199
you don't age but again like you who know when

01:34:23.199 --> 01:34:27.180
perso rabo fought them he started aging so yeah

01:34:27.180 --> 01:34:32.720
i don't know he's not perpetual technically they're

01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:35.619
quite hard to see as well like all like all your

01:34:35.619 --> 01:34:38.000
weapons like me and colin did a episode that

01:34:38.000 --> 01:34:40.630
would come out on lodgecast where like even if

01:34:40.630 --> 01:34:43.029
you try and shoot them with like a bolt gun like

01:34:43.029 --> 01:34:46.989
it doesn't explode because the bullet ages so

01:34:46.989 --> 01:34:51.590
any pretty difficult like grenades don't go off

01:34:51.590 --> 01:34:53.770
or yeah like half the weapons they used against

01:34:53.770 --> 01:34:57.970
them just like short -circuited because the components

01:34:57.970 --> 01:35:01.689
in them melted oh i see dog poor russell while

01:35:01.689 --> 01:35:03.989
we're talking about how time works when the fraud

01:35:03.989 --> 01:35:09.609
is there like ends my suffering sorry um yeah

01:35:09.609 --> 01:35:12.350
i think we bought it like the very top of d sorry

01:35:12.350 --> 01:35:16.529
the very next to the ship next to the freaking

01:35:16.529 --> 01:35:24.270
ship yeah okay uh slon d to your world d d death

01:35:24.270 --> 01:35:29.310
yeah ligament balls put it by the emperor to

01:35:29.310 --> 01:35:32.369
be or a katana shard to be honest it's equivalent

01:35:32.369 --> 01:35:37.069
to a primark probably yeah like maybe worse if

01:35:37.069 --> 01:35:39.050
it's like a first gender like if lord croak is

01:35:39.050 --> 01:35:40.850
coming dude put him below the fucking emperor

01:35:40.850 --> 01:35:45.510
yeah it's pretty like you're probably thinking

01:35:45.510 --> 01:35:48.029
like it's just a toad on a chair that is the

01:35:48.029 --> 01:35:51.979
most powerful like That may have ever existed.

01:35:52.180 --> 01:35:54.560
You are not getting close. Any plan you've ever

01:35:54.560 --> 01:35:56.460
thought of has already been thought of by him.

01:35:56.640 --> 01:36:00.039
He has foreseen your efforts 10 ,000 years ago

01:36:00.039 --> 01:36:02.399
and let them happen because it would be funnier

01:36:02.399 --> 01:36:06.279
to just... You spend the last 1 ,000 years contemplating

01:36:06.279 --> 01:36:08.479
how to make your balls hurt when he crushes them

01:36:08.479 --> 01:36:10.619
with his psychic powers. That's what's on my

01:36:10.619 --> 01:36:13.000
mind right now. It's like trying to beat the

01:36:13.000 --> 01:36:15.079
computer on chess .com. It's just not happening.

01:36:16.600 --> 01:36:19.220
Men of Iron. What about Men of Iron? Can we kill

01:36:19.220 --> 01:36:21.630
a Men of Iron? It's a robot. We need a big gun,

01:36:21.750 --> 01:36:25.750
and we can do it. Yeah, that's pretty doable.

01:36:25.930 --> 01:36:27.550
He's not going to be like, that just stops us.

01:36:27.609 --> 01:36:30.170
It's just, do we have a rocket launcher, basically?

01:36:30.550 --> 01:36:34.289
Yeah. I guess maybe one man of iron. I'd say

01:36:34.289 --> 01:36:36.890
lower on B tier, though. Like, they were crazy,

01:36:37.090 --> 01:36:40.850
like, dark. It's going to need to be one hell

01:36:40.850 --> 01:36:43.100
of a rocket launcher. That's where, like, the

01:36:43.100 --> 01:36:45.939
very bottom would be, I think. Yeah. Yeah, there

01:36:45.939 --> 01:36:49.199
we go. What about an Ordonatus platform? The

01:36:49.199 --> 01:36:53.119
last of the 4K. What? Can we kill an Ordonatus

01:36:53.119 --> 01:36:57.060
platform? What the fuck? Yeah, I think we can.

01:36:58.380 --> 01:37:03.000
How? I don't even know what to ask. Is anyone

01:37:03.000 --> 01:37:21.039
on it? Is it true? All right, then no. That's

01:37:21.039 --> 01:37:26.579
basically all the 40k stuff. How big is this

01:37:26.579 --> 01:37:29.550
turret? Oh, it's like a building. it's like the

01:37:29.550 --> 01:37:31.850
biggest thing the mechanic has had oh okay i

01:37:31.850 --> 01:37:33.409
wasn't listening it's an ordinary artist it's

01:37:33.409 --> 01:37:35.409
like remember in hell's reach when that one thing

01:37:35.409 --> 01:37:37.750
killed like a god definitely easier than a bane

01:37:37.750 --> 01:37:40.050
blade all we need it's a building that doesn't

01:37:40.050 --> 01:37:44.369
move right no it doesn't move and there's like

01:37:44.369 --> 01:37:48.670
a bajillion people on it yeah it's like a fortress

01:37:48.670 --> 01:37:58.039
it's like a walking fortress I'm going to level

01:37:58.039 --> 01:38:05.119
with you. This is a 2v3. I'm helping him. Colin

01:38:05.119 --> 01:38:08.220
picks up cameras and beans me. Remember in Streets

01:38:08.220 --> 01:38:10.619
of Rage 2 when you got to the final boss and

01:38:10.619 --> 01:38:12.579
then the final boss is like, hey, you can kill

01:38:12.579 --> 01:38:14.640
me together or you can betray each other and

01:38:14.640 --> 01:38:17.220
become the king of the city. Colin just did that

01:38:17.220 --> 01:38:20.119
to me. Yeah, but I'm not betraying Carl. I'm

01:38:20.119 --> 01:38:24.899
switching teams. I'm changing to red team. You

01:38:24.899 --> 01:38:30.359
put him lower than that. Realistically. He had

01:38:30.359 --> 01:38:33.359
an ability where he could set his stats and everything

01:38:33.359 --> 01:38:36.079
to 10 for a turn. He's gonna fucking kill you.

01:38:36.560 --> 01:38:39.539
And that was in Warhammer Fantasy. I'm just saying,

01:38:39.640 --> 01:38:42.800
Colin, the next step is, can he age me to the

01:38:42.800 --> 01:38:46.039
point where I need wrinkle cream? No, he'll just

01:38:46.039 --> 01:38:48.880
hit you with the literal hammer of God. Yeah,

01:38:48.880 --> 01:38:51.439
but like, this guy will kill me, but he'll make

01:38:51.439 --> 01:38:54.960
me look bad before he does it. Oh, Hamba. I look

01:38:54.960 --> 01:39:00.000
fine. C tier. C tier. Okay. Is he worse than

01:39:00.000 --> 01:39:04.819
a Drukhari? No. Bro, D tier. Bro, what? Bro.

01:39:07.039 --> 01:39:09.119
We're not being there. Let's not kill us. I'm

01:39:09.119 --> 01:39:11.819
going to put them there. Is Karl Franz worse

01:39:11.819 --> 01:39:17.100
than a Drukhari? Really? Yeah. He's a dude in

01:39:17.100 --> 01:39:23.140
armor. Yeah, but he's really cool. No. Okay.

01:39:23.159 --> 01:39:26.640
No, stop moving him up. Stop it. No, stop it.

01:39:27.439 --> 01:39:31.420
Stop it! You have to convince me, Cullen. You

01:39:31.420 --> 01:39:33.479
have to tell me why. Because he's got the hammer

01:39:33.479 --> 01:39:35.800
of God. It just fucking kills you. What do you

01:39:35.800 --> 01:39:38.340
mean? And I think you have to say you're limited

01:39:38.340 --> 01:39:40.899
to the technology of the Warhammer fantasy universe.

01:39:41.199 --> 01:39:43.779
We can't bring the rock and want to shoot it.

01:39:43.779 --> 01:39:46.439
He's got Garamrel armor. That's dwarf super armor

01:39:46.439 --> 01:39:51.670
that you can't penetrate. No, no, no. Back it

01:39:51.670 --> 01:39:55.130
up. I'll put him above a custodian. There you

01:39:55.130 --> 01:39:59.310
go. Above a demon host. Here's the thing, Colin.

01:39:59.630 --> 01:40:01.869
I can imagine that Carl Franz would wreck our

01:40:01.869 --> 01:40:03.850
shit, but he wouldn't make a lamp out of us.

01:40:04.430 --> 01:40:07.229
No, he would not lampify us. I'm putting him

01:40:07.229 --> 01:40:09.550
there, if that's okay with you. Alright, that's

01:40:09.550 --> 01:40:14.800
fair. Old man. He's just kind of old. He's magical.

01:40:15.300 --> 01:40:18.359
He lives through a god -tripping feeling. I think

01:40:18.359 --> 01:40:20.239
he's kind of goaded. Yeah, but he does because

01:40:20.239 --> 01:40:23.699
Krell was with him. Yeah, but he's also a ghost.

01:40:24.800 --> 01:40:27.539
He's not a ghost. He's the Lich Master. He's

01:40:27.539 --> 01:40:30.880
not a ghost. Have you ever seen Ghostbusters?

01:40:31.020 --> 01:40:35.279
We'll cross the streams. He's not a ghost, but

01:40:35.279 --> 01:40:37.279
his wargear makes him ethereal, so you can't

01:40:37.279 --> 01:40:39.579
actually hit him with non -magical weapons. So

01:40:39.579 --> 01:40:41.279
first we need a magical weapon to even touch

01:40:41.279 --> 01:40:45.079
the guy. And then we have to deal with him casting

01:40:45.079 --> 01:40:47.300
freaking spells and raising. I think he's harder

01:40:47.300 --> 01:40:50.380
than Carl Franz, bro. He can just make an army

01:40:50.380 --> 01:40:53.340
of zombies up here. Technically, the Empire stands

01:40:53.340 --> 01:40:57.359
between us and Carl Franz, whereas Heinrich Kemmler

01:40:57.359 --> 01:41:03.520
is just a dude in a shack, probably. He also

01:41:03.520 --> 01:41:05.420
has Krell. I think that could just be assumed.

01:41:05.859 --> 01:41:08.680
Yeah, one of us could distract Krell for a moment.

01:41:08.859 --> 01:41:11.560
Oh my gosh. For exactly as long as it takes for

01:41:11.560 --> 01:41:14.140
the axe to come down, we can distract Krell.

01:41:15.020 --> 01:41:17.800
That's crazy. If Goshen and Felix couldn't do

01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:19.819
it, how are we going to do it? I'm telling you,

01:41:19.920 --> 01:41:24.600
me and Colin get emotional by Krell. It's like

01:41:24.600 --> 01:41:28.939
it's a knockout punch to the old man. Here comes

01:41:28.939 --> 01:41:30.699
Deadless and the Dark Gods with a steel chair.

01:41:31.479 --> 01:41:34.039
You know I could punch an old man hard enough

01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:40.140
to kill him. Where are we going? This is Archeon?

01:41:41.020 --> 01:41:44.260
Yeah, I think that's a reasonable place to put

01:41:44.260 --> 01:41:48.859
the Lich Master. Archeon. I mean, that's also

01:41:48.859 --> 01:41:53.579
impossible. Yeah. Above a Slan, though. It's

01:41:53.579 --> 01:41:58.279
probably just below a Primarch. Yeah. Maybe he's

01:41:58.279 --> 01:42:01.289
about as bad as a Primarch, to be fair. Let's

01:42:01.289 --> 01:42:06.930
put them one above. Why not? Stormcasters. I

01:42:06.930 --> 01:42:09.989
mean, in the most technical definitions of things,

01:42:10.109 --> 01:42:14.149
we can't. Space Marines. Yeah, that's fair. There's

01:42:14.149 --> 01:42:17.289
Space Marines. If we're limited to the universe's

01:42:17.289 --> 01:42:20.149
stuff, we only have bows and arrows. That does

01:42:20.149 --> 01:42:23.069
make it significantly harder. But every person

01:42:23.069 --> 01:42:27.569
in their army is four. What? Shoot lightning.

01:42:28.489 --> 01:42:32.449
Oh, they're Thor. I thought you said four. I

01:42:32.449 --> 01:42:36.930
was like, huh? No, not four. Oh my god, the next

01:42:36.930 --> 01:42:40.329
one. A singular Skaven? No, we can beat the shit

01:42:40.329 --> 01:42:43.109
out of that thing. We could S -tier. Coltis or

01:42:43.109 --> 01:42:49.229
Skaven? S -tier. S -tier. I'm telling you, one

01:42:49.229 --> 01:42:53.590
Skaven. We could beat the shit out of that thing.

01:42:53.710 --> 01:42:58.250
Wait. Administratum or Skaven? No. No, I draw

01:42:58.250 --> 01:43:00.649
the line at administration. It's harder than...

01:43:00.649 --> 01:43:03.909
Listen, one of us might get chomped on the neck.

01:43:04.050 --> 01:43:06.550
Yeah, one of us is getting killed and one is

01:43:06.550 --> 01:43:07.130
probably getting raped. One of us is getting

01:43:07.130 --> 01:43:09.869
rabies, but the rest are okay. The rest of us

01:43:09.869 --> 01:43:12.350
can kick the shit out of it. I like how solitary

01:43:12.350 --> 01:43:16.350
the cultist is here. They are weaker than an

01:43:16.350 --> 01:43:21.689
ordinary person, so we could honestly one -punch

01:43:21.689 --> 01:43:25.609
it. Seriously. Is that a lizard, man? I'm not

01:43:25.609 --> 01:43:28.229
confident. Put it next to the Space Marine, honestly.

01:43:28.449 --> 01:43:32.569
They're about the same thing. One of them just...

01:43:32.569 --> 01:43:35.750
Oh, sorry. Because I get your head caved in the

01:43:35.750 --> 01:43:40.510
bronze ball. Yeah. One of them screams for the

01:43:40.510 --> 01:43:44.210
Emperor, the other yells Bach, but like... It's

01:43:44.210 --> 01:43:47.409
been a while since we've translated for the Emperor.

01:43:47.529 --> 01:43:50.149
Can we get some Bachs in the chat, please? Guabalin.

01:43:51.569 --> 01:43:57.300
A tier. Yeah, they're better than grots. We could

01:43:57.300 --> 01:44:00.380
get a shanking in our gut, definitely. It'd be

01:44:00.380 --> 01:44:05.239
difficult, but we could take one. Dwarf. I mean,

01:44:05.279 --> 01:44:08.779
that's next to the votan, right? No, no, hang

01:44:08.779 --> 01:44:11.920
on, hang on, hang on. I can see an argument for

01:44:11.920 --> 01:44:18.090
B tier. If it's just one dwarf. They get in tavern

01:44:18.090 --> 01:44:20.149
brawls in the Empire all the time. Sometimes

01:44:20.149 --> 01:44:23.010
they come away from that lost. I feel like you

01:44:23.010 --> 01:44:25.350
could poison a dwarf's drink and he wouldn't

01:44:25.350 --> 01:44:28.869
know. Yeah, but we're not poisoning. We're beating

01:44:28.869 --> 01:44:36.539
him up. Are we? Yes. I'm not a fireman. Obviously,

01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:40.960
if we're taking on a Slayer or an Ironbreaker,

01:44:41.239 --> 01:44:43.239
then yeah, we're going to get our ass kicked.

01:44:43.460 --> 01:44:46.680
But just like a Warhammer dwarf, we can get one.

01:44:46.720 --> 01:44:49.979
The four of us. Get those merchants. S tier?

01:44:53.420 --> 01:44:57.479
Really? I can take them. More than a Gretchen?

01:44:57.560 --> 01:45:02.699
Not Teclis. I will take Teclis. A high elf is...

01:45:03.319 --> 01:45:04.939
High Elves are pretty tough. High Elves with

01:45:04.939 --> 01:45:06.899
an Eldar, realistically, right? Honestly, yeah.

01:45:09.439 --> 01:45:11.859
Yeah, they move quick. That's the Fortnite. They

01:45:11.859 --> 01:45:15.500
move very quickly. One of us had to grab and

01:45:15.500 --> 01:45:19.479
just... Colin and Hal both gave me our answer.

01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:22.779
This is just chaos and fantasy. Chaos and fantasy.

01:45:23.119 --> 01:45:26.239
Like, as a concept? Yeah, I'm going to go for

01:45:26.239 --> 01:45:31.039
Wii. Enjoy. A Chaos Warrior, like, bottom is

01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:34.359
low at sea, yeah. harder than a space marine

01:45:34.359 --> 01:45:36.020
especially because of like you said we're using

01:45:36.020 --> 01:45:38.819
within like the realms technology bro i don't

01:45:38.819 --> 01:45:43.199
i'm gonna shoot him and he's gonna laugh yeah

01:45:43.199 --> 01:45:45.880
thank you for the box and chat by the way chad

01:45:45.880 --> 01:45:50.460
thank you for the box i'm telling you prime ankle

01:45:50.460 --> 01:45:54.380
biters we one goes for ankles we've got him with

01:45:54.380 --> 01:45:57.340
their cursed armor fused with it no i'm not him

01:45:57.340 --> 01:46:03.000
no God, we'd have to get an arquebus or something

01:46:03.000 --> 01:46:05.239
and just be like, please, please, please, please.

01:46:08.239 --> 01:46:16.560
Oh my god. Why did we have a navy ship? We could

01:46:16.560 --> 01:46:22.840
take it, bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Is there

01:46:22.840 --> 01:46:24.539
anything we think we need to change in the list,

01:46:24.600 --> 01:46:27.100
by the way? Well, I mean that we can get away

01:46:27.100 --> 01:46:29.979
with changing no, so the tank has to... You know,

01:46:29.979 --> 01:46:34.260
the Baneblade has to stay in C tier. Otherwise,

01:46:34.359 --> 01:46:41.600
I think it's okay enough. Oh my god. I don't

01:46:41.600 --> 01:46:45.159
know. I feel like we... I mean, to be honest,

01:46:45.300 --> 01:46:47.359
we wouldn't stand a chance against any of these

01:46:47.359 --> 01:46:51.840
things, let's be real. We could take A and S

01:46:51.840 --> 01:46:58.260
tier. Come on now. Yeah. Vampires we couldn't

01:46:58.260 --> 01:47:02.619
kill. I don't think we could do it. That would

01:47:02.619 --> 01:47:07.199
be like a D tier one as well. I will fight Neferata

01:47:07.199 --> 01:47:10.500
in your stead. Thank you, Bill. No Bretonnia

01:47:10.500 --> 01:47:13.180
as well for Mr. Mike. Bretonnian Peasant is S

01:47:13.180 --> 01:47:17.159
tier. Bretonnian Knife is S tier. Were we putting

01:47:17.159 --> 01:47:21.060
Chaos? In general? We were going to put it into

01:47:21.060 --> 01:47:26.060
near bottom of C somewhere. Probably... Maybe

01:47:26.060 --> 01:47:27.720
this is the hardest space for me, to be honest.

01:47:28.539 --> 01:47:32.069
Yeah. Okay. Or harder, given the technology.

01:47:33.010 --> 01:47:37.289
Yeah. That's the list. We're just not going to

01:47:37.289 --> 01:47:39.869
look in your eye, bro. We can take the navigator.

01:47:41.550 --> 01:47:43.850
There we have it, guys. I think that was our...

01:47:43.850 --> 01:47:47.989
Could we take it to this? Could we take him in

01:47:47.989 --> 01:47:52.630
a flight to this? One of our first tier lists

01:47:52.630 --> 01:47:55.050
was what animals could we take? Maybe we should

01:47:55.050 --> 01:48:04.239
revisit that. Okay, what members of, like, 70s

01:48:04.239 --> 01:48:10.159
pop groups could we take? Four versus one, like,

01:48:10.159 --> 01:48:13.460
group. Yeah, yeah, we'll be like a pop group

01:48:13.460 --> 01:48:16.859
and we'll take one out. I say thank you guys

01:48:16.859 --> 01:48:18.800
for listening to the episode, though. Comment

01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:21.520
below generally what you think you could take

01:48:21.520 --> 01:48:23.319
with, like, a bunch of your mates. That'd be

01:48:23.319 --> 01:48:27.920
hilarious. How delusional can you be? What can

01:48:27.920 --> 01:48:30.760
you take on? Thank you so much for watching and

01:48:30.760 --> 01:48:32.420
listening. I hope you guys enjoyed that episode.

01:48:32.659 --> 01:48:35.479
As always, we're on offline. Join our Spotify,

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have the donation links to the YouTube stuff.

01:48:45.600 --> 01:48:49.300
Before we go any further, should we do the last

01:48:49.300 --> 01:48:54.819
of the donations? Oh, yes. Because of you. Lord

01:48:54.819 --> 01:48:59.760
Primes lives on. Yes, thank you. 12th Legion.

01:49:02.439 --> 01:49:05.680
12th Legion Chain Axe number 43. Thank you for

01:49:05.680 --> 01:49:10.399
the $2. Nice PFP. Andy has crazy drip indeed.

01:49:10.600 --> 01:49:12.979
Andy's always dripped out on stream. It's got

01:49:12.979 --> 01:49:18.159
the Corsair. Is that from GD? Yeah, you see this?

01:49:19.239 --> 01:49:25.039
Damocles, bro. Wow. We won that, by the way.

01:49:25.140 --> 01:49:29.920
No, you didn't. I love the Damocles War. I love

01:49:29.920 --> 01:49:32.659
everyone involved saying they won. Which one?

01:49:34.020 --> 01:49:37.100
Everyone won the Damocles War. Everyone won.

01:49:37.119 --> 01:49:40.670
The Eldar won. Hey, guys, we're whooping you

01:49:40.670 --> 01:49:41.949
so bad, we're going to give you a little bit

01:49:41.949 --> 01:49:44.029
of a breathal. Come back again. And we won the

01:49:44.029 --> 01:49:47.489
second Damocles. The White Scars won? We definitely

01:49:47.489 --> 01:49:49.850
won. The Old Trains won. It was a bit more tough.

01:49:50.109 --> 01:49:53.329
The Old Trains were freaking marching on Stalingrad.

01:49:53.510 --> 01:49:57.329
The White Scars won. We kicked their butt. Poor

01:49:57.329 --> 01:50:03.210
Russell. At least Russell has got the drip. Jay

01:50:03.210 --> 01:50:07.670
Salas for 2 ,500 CPL. I don't know what that

01:50:07.670 --> 01:50:10.689
is. Appreciate it, though. Eli carries his team

01:50:10.689 --> 01:50:12.829
with his godlike game. This is true. He is the

01:50:12.829 --> 01:50:15.130
backbone of our strategy for a lot of things.

01:50:17.109 --> 01:50:22.430
Work with Bo. Thank you for the fibers. The Halo

01:50:22.430 --> 01:50:27.449
4 M510 Mammoth. Length, 63 .3 meters, 224 .2

01:50:27.449 --> 01:50:31.789
feet. Width, 32 .8 meters, 107 .6 feet. Height,

01:50:31.810 --> 01:50:35.470
27 meters, 89 feet. Mass, god damn, that's heavy.

01:50:36.340 --> 01:50:40.479
439 .1 metric tons, max speed 76 kilometers an

01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:43.000
hour. God damn, that thing is cruising 46 miles

01:50:43.000 --> 01:50:47.779
an hour with 20 to 30 guys. But it can't shoot

01:50:47.779 --> 01:50:51.779
up. No, but it does have the master chief on

01:50:51.779 --> 01:51:00.560
it who can shoot up. Yeah. Oh, and Ogerman2666,

01:51:00.899 --> 01:51:02.960
remember, for 20 months, he says he's just had

01:51:02.960 --> 01:51:08.279
gallbladder. No work surgery. Good to think.

01:51:08.319 --> 01:51:11.680
I hope the recovery is all swift, man. Good.

01:51:11.720 --> 01:51:14.359
Best of luck to you, man. I hope we make it a

01:51:14.359 --> 01:51:16.199
bit easier. You know, you're laughing at our

01:51:16.199 --> 01:51:20.659
terrible Baneblade. Cabana's mighty schlong.

01:51:20.819 --> 01:51:22.420
Where are the greater demons? Don't worry about

01:51:22.420 --> 01:51:25.399
it. We did not. That would have taken too long.

01:51:25.880 --> 01:51:29.899
We didn't put any of Warhammer Chaos Space Marine

01:51:29.899 --> 01:51:32.659
or any chaos, really. But don't worry. We had

01:51:32.659 --> 01:51:38.760
to our chaos. Also, you can't kill demons. That's

01:51:38.760 --> 01:51:42.840
the point. Defeating one. We could 1v4 a pink

01:51:42.840 --> 01:51:46.039
horror after enough times. We'd get messed up.

01:51:46.539 --> 01:51:50.319
I think maybe we could take a blue horror. Yeah,

01:51:50.340 --> 01:51:52.680
we could take a... That's true. We could never

01:51:52.680 --> 01:51:57.699
take a demon out. We could possibly get a plague...

01:51:57.699 --> 01:52:00.640
Not a plague, but a scrawler. A plague walker.

01:52:00.659 --> 01:52:03.960
No. With enough guns, we can shoot any demon.

01:52:04.460 --> 01:52:07.579
Yeah. If it's Warhammer Fantasy, it's a bit tougher.

01:52:08.180 --> 01:52:11.680
That dog is so damn cute. He's like, please come

01:52:11.680 --> 01:52:14.380
to bed, you boys. We want to go to bed. Thank

01:52:14.380 --> 01:52:19.300
you guys for listening, for watching. Dog, dog,

01:52:19.340 --> 01:52:23.300
dog, dog, dog, dog. Dog, the second dog. Law

01:52:23.300 --> 01:52:27.800
crimes. We'll see you guys all on the next episodes

01:52:27.800 --> 01:52:29.699
going forward, and we'll catch you guys very

01:52:29.699 --> 01:52:33.560
soon. Love you. Bye. Bye, everybody. Bye. Bye,

01:52:33.619 --> 01:52:33.899
everyone.