boys and girls welcome good evening we've got
uh another quiz for you guys today we're really
gassed we've also got from i think nearly every
continent now we have eli also in japan as well
so he's uh he's joining us in yes thanks eli
yeah i can't see the cat today i'm sorry the
sun the sun never sets on the lore crimes empire
we should mention that because eli has just got
there he hasn't had like time to really set things
up so today is a one -off where he's going to
be on his phone and then afterwards he'll have
his laptop and stuff so we apologize he's getting
his meat out he's getting his meat out i'm sorry
i cannot read chat unfortunately today well i
will try my best I, well, I don't think you needed
to read chat to know those were there. I think
we can all safely assume that the happy birthday
Collins were going to be flowing. This, this,
this whole pan of meat. I don't know. It's probably
like six. I mean, the meat is $6, $6. Japan is
number one. That's like 50 pence in real money.
Yeah. Yeah. It's actually probably like four,
it's like four pounds or whatever. It's crazy
because that's also the same price in the UK.
Colin, you're heading this one, aren't you? I
am heading this one. What is the quiz on today?
Let's call it the wildcard quiz because, you
know, I figured we all have our different areas
of expertise, right? So if I just shotgun approach
and just grab crap from everywhere, maybe we
can keep things off balance a little bit, you
know? We don't have any... Anyone who can go,
oh, it's a Horus heresy quiz, and then Andy wins.
Or, you know, it's a thousand suns or blood angels,
and then Hal gets another goddamn stud. Then
me and Eli are weeping down here in our corners,
just sad. Eli's only one away from a gold, so
I don't know. He's not too far behind. You're
only two away. Yeah, I'm looking at Hal's. Yeah,
I'm looking at Captain Titus' service studs over
there. Hey, yo, just write quizzes that I don't
do well at, and you'll be fine. Well, you know,
that's what the wildcard quiz is for. We got
a little bit of everything here, and some questions
I'm hoping are going to throw you. There's two
I'm confident. that I don't know if anyone's
going to get. And then there's the bonus question,
which is going to get me kicked off this podcast.
People have talked about it all the way in chat.
Thanks, guys. Yeah, look at these prime real
estate. I think we could get some advertising
space on our foreheads between us. I think this
is an avenue like a race car. As the unc of the
group, it's not going any further back for me.
It's set in stone now. That's your lot. Careful,
soldier. Yeah, I looked at my grandparents. All
my granddads have big foreheads. We were already
cooked. I had a big forehead as a kid. Already
cooked. It is what it is. Used to blind schoolmates
because the light would refract and they'd go,
ah! Speaking of that, the nice gray day outside,
but it's still bright, is really doing me some
favors and looking like the Gondor beacons are
lit. Thank you, Irish blood. All right, Colin.
Hit us with the good stuff. Shall we get into
it? Yeah, let's do it. As much as I said there's
some questions I might trip people up, I figured
for the easy section, let's make it a little
easy. We don't want to stress too much, and I
assure you. This is a pretty easy one, so let's
start small. The first question. What military
force is also known as the Hammer of the Emperor?
This is the easy, this, Hal, Hal. I know. My
brain is like, you threw me off there. Jesus
Christ. The Hammer of the Emperor, okay. Since
I'm trusting Andy and Hal to not cheat and look
at the private chat, an answer is in, and it's
a correct answer. Do you guys not know this?
Yeah. I think it's one of two things, but both
are just like an army, so I'm just guessing.
It's easy. This is a very simple question. Don't
overthink it. Okay. I'm overthinking it. Because
I feel like what's Colin going to ask? It's a
wild card quiz. I'm going all over the place.
Lock it in. All right. See, you know what? We
all got our answers in. So there we go. Alright,
question two. What is the name of, or pardon
me, what is the name for the legendary Eldar
figures who replace the personality of the person
who dons their armor? Just, what are those fellas
called? Um... What is the name of the Eldar...
Oh boy. Oh my. Just the name of the Eldar heroes
who, when someone dons their armor, they overtake
the personality of the wearer. Hold on, Colin.
Hold on. Let me just put it in our chat. Possum
just sent me this. I'm going to kill him. I'm
going to kill that man. That was very rude. If
you want to see the meme, folks, it'll be in
the remaster. Possum. This is Possum who works
behind the scenes on Adeptus Ridiculous. And
this man is infiltrating everybody at this point.
He's being mean. He's a cruel, cruel man. But
let's get on to the third question. Now, I want
to reiterate before this. This is the last question
of the easy one. uh it's not so much a question
uh but don't overthink it think about who made
this quiz okay so finish the quote such the thing
is colin you'd be so amazing to answer this quiz
yeah that's the problem Don't you worry. When
it's my turn, I'll do an Eldar quiz. Now I've
read their books. Wonderful, wonderful. We have
all the answers in, so how about we go over them?
Peter Thiel is the actual answer to that one.
Spying on my shower scenes, that filthy rat.
Hell's being hell again. I'm filming the shower.
Yeah, yo. No. So the first question, what military
force is also known as the Hammer of the Emperor?
You all got it. Imperial Guard or Astra Militarum,
as Andy put. You all got the point. Second question.
Oh, sorry. Do you got something to make note
of the points? Well, this will be an easy round
to keep track of. Because the next question,
what was the... What is the name of the Eldar
heroes who replaced the personality of those
who don their armor? Phoenix Lords, or as Eli
put, penis, parentheses, Phoenix Lord. Penis
Lord. Everyone got that one? And as everyone
in the chat is, in fact, I don't think I've seen
any. Such is the forehead of Kalash is what I've
seen. Because we all also got the third one.
Finish the quote, such is the power of Nagash.
Someone just said smash. What do you mean? But
no, I figured again, it's the easy section. I
wanted to, you know, it's the wild card. I want
to let you know anything can be happening. But
we want to keep it easy. I don't want to jump
right in. Eli's Fortnite emoting. You drop your
controller, chief. Eli, can you do the amazing
Scrubs dance from Turk? You know the one with
the phone? Yeah, the Luna Snow theme song. All
the girls are girly. Did you know that he tried
to sue Fortnite because he did it in Scrubs?
And they were like, nah, mate. Oh, yeah. We're
Fortnite. Thanos is on our team. We don't give
a flip. Now there he is, the rat. But, uh...
But, uh, how are we all feeling after this? Pretty
good. I gotta be honest. I am half in the quiz
and half analyzing it. I'm half... analyzing
Eli's cooking skills because I want to know more
because Eli's here like look at this herbs I'm
like I put this in the oven from a plastic container
and I left it alone I'm like teach me your ways
you gotta do what you gotta do it's fine I can't
I can't read I can't read yeah I don't I don't
know what that is I don't know what that says
I can't wait for you to find out you have a bottle
of arsenic you're dousing your meat in. Bear
in mind, folks, Hal cooked us all eggs when we
did our Dublin trip, and they were very nice.
He did. And that's the one who was always up
the latest, because old man. I woke up one day,
and I was like, Andy, would you like some eggs?
I'm like, yes, I would, please. And they were
very nice. And I threw up in the middle of having
diarrhea. Yeah. Law crimes, everyone. Self -inflicted.
To start us off, we all got a three out of three.
Everyone got a three out of three for the start.
Unbearable pace. No reason. Before we go any
further, should we do some donations? Yes. I
think that's a yes. Because Hal can't talk when
he's laughing, so therefore I think it's likely.
When he's wiping away the tears. I look like
I'm wearing makeup. No. Declan Gray 1185, who's
been a member for a year. Thank you very much.
Thanks, man. Sorry, we're late because of me.
Bear that in mind. It's my fault. Biggest squiggin.
Biggest squiggin for 4482. Thanks for the five
bucks, man. Eli, Colin, wishing you best wishes.
It just says, Eli, stop. Colin, wishing you best
wishes for your new Skaven mutant child. May
your second child be quick and painless. I think
he's inferring that they have a baby together
because it's comma, comma. Oh. Yeah, in Discord
chat they were talking about Skaven baby. Skaven
Colin Kyle. So thank you. We have a few new members.
One from Zyko the Psycho for four months. Thank
you very much. And another anniversary from Trippy
Imp for 19 months. Thank you very much. Thanks,
man. Thank you. And JT Townsend with the five
Australian. Well, almost 6 .30 at the time of
me writing this and found a venomous snake curled
to my front door. Good old Australia. Have some
money, Lord Grant. Well, thank you kindly, Chief.
I hope the end of that situation isn't death.
Yeah. Jesus. Name is Chomsky. Do you want this
one, Hal? Oh, yeah. Name is Chomsky. Hey, guys.
Wish you a great day. Eli, wish you the best.
In particular. He's on holiday for three months.
He's fine. He's having a great time. He's chilling.
yeah but uh now it's uh now it's about time for
the medium section you know we're up in the ante
a little bit uh and by a little bit i mean some
of these are just you know some of these are
medium by virtue of you know reasons that are
unfair and rude some of these are just kind of
knowledge checks i won't lie they're they're
basic knowledge checks but they are knowledge
checks Also, Andy, you specifically, if you don't
get this first question, I'm going to be a little
bit of a tizzy because it's a Horace Heresy question.
Are you telling me that I have to do like the
politician thing where I go on a podium in the
rain and I go, I am resigning from my office
as head of law crimes. I will be leaving in shame
because I have let you all down. You might need
to. You might need to. Oh, okay. How about we
get into it then, shall we? Let's do it. First
question of medium. What is the name of the demon
prince Horus mentions before the Siege of Terra
that is also a demon prince or potentially a
minor chaos god in Warhammer Fantasy? So he mentions
it briefly. So what is the name of the demon
prince that Horus mentions before the Siege of
Terra that is also a demon prince in Warhammer
Fantasy or may even be a minor chaos god in Warhammer
Fantasy? if you'd like to give me i can give
you the hint of uh it's a very brief mention
uh in the horse heresy but it is mentioned and
again he's mentioned in fantasy too and if everyone
needs a further hint i can give i think this
is the one you're implying and it's the one they
haven't touched since so we got an answer from
hal Someone said Shalaxy and her gripper. Man,
thanks, guys. Here's my dilemma. I know that
just before this, there's a scene where Fulgrim
is making out with Nakari, who is a great demon
slash demon prince sort of thing. I know that
Horus also has a passage where he mentions every
demon prince that's ever had a... Yeah, that's
what I'm thinking. That's the passage it's from.
That's the passage it's from. It's from that
one where he mentions 12 demon princes? Yep.
What? Oh, for fuck... Okay. Alright, can I ask
a question? Is it a Chaos Undivided one? I'm
going for it. Maybe in 40k. You gave me that
look and I was like, I'm gonna say it. In 40k,
but not in fantasy. Oh, okay. I think we've had
an absolute nuke hit. If anyone would like to
quickly change their answers. Oh, my God. Red.
Jesus. We love you, Red. Is everyone locking
in their answers? Yes. All right. All right.
We'll move on to the next one. What is the capital
world of the Calyxa sector? See, this is the
knowledge check one. This is deep knowledge by
virtue of none of you fucks have ever looked
at dark heresy. Wait, wait, wait. Calyxa sector,
the capital world. Of the sector, what is the
capital world? What is the most important hub?
Dark heresy? Hub? Do you mean a planet or do
you mean a hub? It's a planet. Okay, because
I thought you were going to say Portmore, and
that's not a planet. No, no. Ah, Calyxa Sector.
Come on, brain. Damn, this is tough. It's not...
I'm just looking in the chat. It's the Sector
Capital. Oh, is this in... Not Rogue Trader.
Rogue Trader's set in... Dark Heresy. Dark Heresy,
yes. It's in Dark Heresy. Yes. Oh, shit. Okay.
Right. Booger. I'll give you that one for free,
Andy. It's not called Booger or Bugger. Okay.
Booger. I'm purely guessing off of this is a
meme that you said yesterday, Colin, I think,
that I'm thinking of. Because I know exactly
what you're talking about, Colin, because I have
occasionally dabbled in dark heresy lore recently,
because I've been talking about glup shittos
galore, and I know it's in dark heresy, and now
I've failed you, and I'm so sorry, because I
can't think of what it is. You know, it's fun.
It is what it is. Can you give me a hint of what
kind of world? Is it a hive world, or is it a
aggro? It is a hive world. Is it particularly
ugly? No. If I remember from reading the core
rulebook for Dark Heresy, it's actually noted
as for a hive world being surprisingly beautiful.
Oh, then my answer's wrong, but I'm sticking
by it. I haven't got a clue, so... Andy, we're
waiting on you. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I
can't think of it. I'm going to do a funny. Okay,
let's try it. Let me... pull all my resources
from knowledge to meme um i initially thought
it was gudrun but that's the one from the eisenhorn
novels that's old but it's not that because that's
a different sector entirely um okay this is i
don't know what my brain's thinking i'm sorry
I've had a TV moment. He's genuinely upset, man.
I'm very annoyed at myself. I'm going to check
chat for very briefly because I already put my
answer in. Someone said Cyrodiil. If that's...
Now again, another freebie. It's not Cyrodiil.
It is not the White Gold Tower. Yeah, it is not
the White Gold Tower. The eight elves are not
there. I've just started playing the remaster
of Oblivion because of our game pass. Hell yeah.
I remember playing it. It's good. Is horse armor
included? Oh yeah, it is included, I believe.
I remember getting level 100 armory by killing
all the imperial knights in the capital and then
taking their armor off, stripping them naked,
repairing their armor with hammers and then chucking
it on their bodies and then paying the fine at
the end. Chet, remember, the only way to properly
play Oblivion is to insta -rush the Pelinal White
Stray Quest and then turn the Elven Garden District
into a graveyard. As soon as you leave the sewers,
go straight to the arena. And that's how you
play the game. So that'll be all the answers
are in. We'll be moving on to the last one. Who...
Which of the gods in Age of Sigmar is the only
one to beat Archeon in a fight during the Age
of Chaos? The gods? He's the only one to come
out on top against, you know, Big A. Wait, hold
on. This isn't necessarily Chaos Gods. No, it
was not a Chaos God that beat him. And is he,
like, he will be a god or he is a god at the
time? He was a god from the start of Age of Sigmar.
From the start of ages. Right, okay. I'm going
to give this a whirl. I'm going to give it a
whirl. All of the answers are in. Now, shall
we move on? Let's do it. In fact, you know what?
In the name of anyone getting a point this round,
I'll give you a free hint. It was not Nagash.
Fuck, okay. Okay, wait, hold on. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So there's the possibility of a point being given
out. A god from Age of Sigmar. Shut up, you.
No more hints after that because I just gave
everyone a redo. Eli, you want to... Between
those two, you got any preference? I gotta be
honest, Eli in this episode has become a smiling
friends meme where it's just like a character
from a far distant land. He's just like, what
do you think, Eli? He's like, thanks, Eli. That's
what happens occasionally. I think I had to go
the other way. I've got three answer changes.
Is everyone ready to lock in? Are there final
answers all around? Final answers all around.
So we will take it from the top. What is the
name of the demon prince Horus mentioned before
the Siege of Terra that's also a demon prince
or even minor god in Warhammer Fantasy? No one
got that right. It was Quethal, a minor Skaven
day. What? I mentioned him. There's like one
sentence, but it happened. I weirdly kind of
remembered that. I just couldn't remember the
name of whatever it was. I remembered it because
Sandman asked me on for something to kind of
talk about that a bit. So thank you, Sandman.
I'll be seeing him tomorrow at Salute. Make sure
to let him know that he's around. I will let
him know. By the way, I'll just be like, by the
way, Colin sends his regards, like Tywin Lannister,
as we're all just like, yeah. So no points all
around for that one. And I'll just right away,
no points for what is the capital world of the
Calixus sector. All right, put me out of my misery.
The name of the planet is Scintilla. Oh, shit,
yeah. We have from Hal Birmingham, which is a
planet in 40K. From Andy Snooki McBookieville.
Yo, what? And from Eli Calixus Deez Nuts. you
know i see the reason that's a medium question
is because all you need to do for that is acknowledge
dark heresy exists no i did just look at it no
i did but like i literally did a video a while
back on someone in that sector and i remember
now that you've said it you know that scene in
ratatouille where it's a flashback now you've
done that to me and i'm like oh i'm bad Naughty.
It's alright, it's alright. And for the last
one, who's the only god to beat at Archeon? Andy
and Hal did get this right after everyone put
Nagash was wrong. It was Malekith slash Malarian,
whatever you want to call him. I gotta be honest,
the only reason... The only reason I guessed
was because you looked and you talked at Eli
and I was like, they're always bickering about
who the true Phoenix King is. And so I picked
him out of spite and it worked. It worked. I
think we had it in reverse where Nagash got struck
down by, not struck down, but isn't like beat
by Archeon. His body got destroyed, but he's
the god of death. So that means literally nothing.
Did Archeon go to the realm of shadows and then
it just, like, he lost and then that's basically
it? That's the only lore? That was it, yeah.
Malekith has gotten, like, five paragraphs of
lore and four of them were, like, three years
ago. Thank you. Yes. People are curious as well
in chat. Eli has just arrived in Japan, so he's
joining us. We are at the end of Medium. Four
for Hal and Andy and three for Eli. Shall we
move on? Not four for me? Four for Andy and Hal.
I said four for Andy and Hal. Four for Hal and
three for Andy, I thought you said. No, I said
four for Andy and Hal. Four for Andy and Hal,
three for Eli. I'm drinking. Sorry. Fair enough.
Before we get to the chunky hardcore moment,
should we do some more donations? Oh, even the...
Even the machine is like, please, please let
us know. So I think that it is very long overdue,
but we should mention a friend of the channel,
Red. Thank you, Red. We love you. What do we
do to deserve this? Nothing. He's just a very
nice man. He says, do you think Horace's rise
to Warmaster would affect LeBron's legacy? Beautiful.
all right question real talk out of all the primarks
who could like be an amazing basketball player
do not say vulcan because that's cliche and yes
he's the tallest but isn't sanguine yeah maybe
korax because you wouldn't even know he had the
ball yeah true true i feel like the lion would
like punch you in the face as he's going for
like the shot And then he'd be like, ref, ref.
And he's like, are we playing a game or what?
And that'd be his problem. My team is... I'm
just so slow. My team is Perturabo, Conrad Kurz,
Angron, probably then Korax and Sanguinius. You
know what I mean? Ultimate distraction, ultimate
defense. Flank. Magnus would be good. Magnus
is huge. Yeah, he could, like, just make himself
twice as tall as the hoop and just drop it in.
He'd get the ball and just be like... Yeah, or
just, you know, just wizard power it in. Yeah.
Ref, ref, ref! And he's being, like, mind -controlled
by Magnus like that. I'd say at least for the
first few hoops, like, there's no rules against
magic. Like, that's, you know, it's like no one
had to think of that before. I feel like Perderabo
would be an insufferable player because he'd
be like, I have to get the exact right trajectory
of the ball. And like, if it was football, you'd
have Dawn in goal because surely Dawn would be
a great goalie. And then it'd be like, Angron
is like midfield. And he just like attacks you
and like gets red carded instantly. and it'd
be good fun. And then, like, Omegon is on one
side of the team, Alphyrus is on the other, and,
like, one of the Primarchs is tied up somewhere,
and there's, like, some foul play going on. It'd
be very good fun. But thank you very much, Red.
Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you. Do you want
to add that, Colin? Yeah. Angry Homunculus with
the two pounds, thank you. Something, something,
gambits, ult, kill, main, burn. Yeah, I fucking
hate... Game bit never folds! Fucking prick.
What is that? What is that picture? I believe
that is a gnome with a lot of cake. With his
cake, he's showing up at the bakery. Goddamn!
And also the long hair is getting dangerously
close to the crevasse. Dude, that's a wiping
hazard. As a man who used to have long hair,
there was no worse experience than when you're
like... And it's like... Is this Andy Law? What
the... Did you once wipe your butthole with your
hair? No, but you'd be like, I'm going to take
my trousers off and go to bed, and then you go...
And it was like a violin string. Oh no, it's
in the cleft. Oh no. Andy Law. Anyway... Joe
Pippin. Hello, brothers. Cullen started blushing
mad hard. Cullen is from Dragon Age. After he
said he vomited mid -poop. Hashtag Cullen loves
vomit dookies. I do not love vomit dookies. The
name is back. Come on, Al. Shalaxy's wettest
gripper for two bucks, man. I have escaped a
depressive epoch. Eli love wife? And then again,
Eli looking like president business in the flesh.
What? I must admit, seeing Eli in this angle
on this vertical, I'm waiting for him to be like,
hey, guys, I just found this amazing cryptocurrency.
And you need to go in your garage and read a
book. And if you read a book a day, you'll be
rich, bro. Trust me. Great job. Read a book a
day. Remember that meme? You need to settle down.
Why is he looking down like that? Why are you
looking at me like that? Eli, you've got to do
an up angle. You've got to go above. No, the
other way. No. There we go. Right, right. Hold
it there. Hold it there. Hold on. Go up. Go up.
Eli. Imagine you're a puppy and then this is
the person who adopts you. You're welcome. Busting
it down crazy style in Japan. Is this Stero3728?
Thank you for the tenor. Colin, I have bad news.
One of my co -workers loves the Halo TV show
and never played the books. He also thinks Master
Chief taking off was a good thing. I'm with Andy.
They gotta die. Killed him. It's that simple.
i do not know where you work i hope it is somewhere
with construction because it will be easier for
you doing a hitman -esque it was an accident
a hundred tons of concrete just happened to fall
on you i'm sorry there that's not a human being
Someone just joined Night of the Round who says
it is doomscroll into an active lore crimes live
stream legendary pool. Rewind like two minutes
and you're going to see the craziest thing you've
ever seen. And also, speaking of Halo, I've just
been replaying Halo 4 on Legendary because I
did all the other games on MCC on Legendary again.
And I'm, oh, I hate Halo 4. It's so dog. It's
so dog shit. Oh, I hate it. Oh, wank. Wank. I
hate knights. They're the worst enemy in the
whole series. Anyway. Sorry. Hi, guys. Hey, man.
Hi. Thanks for the TED. Hello. And Gnomeus Chomsky
with the two euros now. Shalaxy took a picture
of me after I showered. I see we have two gnomes
in the chat. Yeah. The gnome civil war has...
I think we're caught up now. So with that...
Are you all ready for the hard section? Yeah,
I'm not going to lie. Some of these little horseshit.
So let's just get into it. What was the shortest
footnote Amberly Vale left in her analysis of
Caiaphas Cain memoirs? Like how she, you know,
she leaves like, you know, the annotations in
the books because the setup is her like going
through them and whatnot. What is the shortest
one she left? Just what did she say? Wait, can
you repeat that? I was reading all the chats.
I wasn't listening. What is the shortest footnote
Amberley Vale left in the Caiaphas Kane books?
Like, what did she say? Andy, I can't say that
word. Well, you went short and I saw funny and
I had no better alternative. I think I remember
this one. Fair enough. This is in one of the
earlier books, isn't it? It is in one of the...
I don't remember. I read them all so quickly
that it's a blob in my head. I genuinely don't
remember which one it's from. Poor Andy hasn't
had a chance to read these yet. Alright. Should
we give a hint, maybe? Because I think I might
have. No, no, no, no. I did a funny answer. Don't
worry. As long as Hal doesn't win, I'm not going
to hold my loss of a point against anyone. Okay,
okay. Hal, you're talking in... I knew what he
was going to say. When the boss disappears and
goes... That's all he had. I got to be honest.
I understood what he said. Mostly. Can you throw
up and do it in gang signs? Second question though.
What happens to Farseers after they live long
enough? Is this good enough? Do you know what
you mean? I don't know this one. The answer is
acceptable, Andy. Do I? Thank you. Look at me
being the one who's like, I know Elgar more.
How the turntables. There's only one hint I can
think of, and it's the two with Eldrad. No, well,
kind of, kind of. But Eldrad's like a very robust
character. He has a lot going on for himself.
That could mean anything. There's like a, I think
there's a, in the Armour of Fate short story
one, I think he has a reference to it maybe there.
I don't know how to spell this word. May I suggest,
Colin, for the sake of all of our scoreboards
in the future, even though I was kind of vague
with my answer, if Hal is vague, should we just
say he doesn't get a point? I think I like that.
Yes, yes. Okay. What? When do I get debuffed?
Fuck you. Fuck you. You're too far ahead. You're
too far ahead. I don't think I am. So we got
all those answers in. And now for the last one,
which I'm confident no one will get. What is
the name of the chaos champion who almost completely
burned down the Empire province of Ostland as
revenge for his hometown's destruction, only
to allow himself to be slain so as to not be
controlled by the chaos gods any longer? And
you will get a second point if you say his full
title. Oh, you know what? One point for just
his name, two for the full title. I definitely
can't get both, but... But you get a point either
way. Like, if you just happen to remember his
title, you get a point, you get his name, you
get a point, you get both. Two points. It's ringing
a very distant bell. I gotta be on... Because
I only hear, like, is he in Total War? He is
not in Total War without mods. And to confirm,
he's not in Sigma, he's in Fantasy. I don't know
this. As a clue for everybody here, has he interacted
with any other well -known characters? Not terribly
well -known. He's definitely not interacting
with the A -listers of fantasy, but he did interact
with an elector count. And by interact, I mean
I believe he pasted him. As well as his son.
He also pasted his son. He did not like the electors
of Ostland very much. Well, I don't think anyone's
going to get this one. I will say someone has
gotten the answer right in chat. You're not allowed
to look, but you know. I mean, I don't know.
This might be a completely different IP. I don't
even know. Hold the seat. You'll see all the
answers. Eli's gone the funny route. Hal has
also gone the funny up route. Andy's the only
one to give a good attempt. All right, way to
put me on a spot. Okay. It's not a spot. You're
the only one that tried. I was literally like,
I was harnessing YouTube Shorts information as
best I could. It's like, hey there, guys. Did
you know that so -and -so? And that was like
me going, hmm. My knowledge is not great, but
I learned tidbits. What have you got there, Eli?
What's that? That's seaweed. That's my off -rip
guess. Udon. I can't read Japanese, Eli. That's
udon. I fucking love udon noodles. While Eli's
cooking up, how about we wrap up this section?
For the first question, what was the shortest
footnote Amberly Vale left in her... annotations
of Caiaphas Kane's memoirs Eli and Hal both got
it right it was just ha after indeed he said
that he doesn't consider himself you know he
said like I consider myself a decently brave
man and she just said ha ha so that is a point
for Eli and Hal Andy I'm afraid that see you
next Tuesday is not correct wow I feel like she
would have been like recounting one thing and
just like And that would have been like an adequate...
What do I think about this encounter? I think
that might even be in the second book. I think
it's a little later on, but maybe a little. Inquisitorial
note. The next one, though. Everyone got right.
What happens to farseers if they live long enough?
They crystallize, turn into crystal. Yeah. Can
we deduct a point from Hal, because he's too
good at quizzes? What? You know, I'd love to
do that, but I'm not that corrupt yet. It's mentioned
with Eldra. If he gets that fourth one, or that
third golden stud, I might start doing that.
I haven't even read the Craftworld trilogy. Don't
get pissed. I didn't even have to read it to
know. I read all the grim details. And he talked
to her, and he was just like, it's not so bad,
I'm a crystal man. It's fine. And then the last
question, what was the name? of that one chaos
champion slash lord it was a lord mortkin the
black iron reaver who's very cool and i wish
he was existing for more than a single scenario
in the eighth edition core rule book because
they cooked with him and then he died although
at the same time i don't think i want the five
anthology series about him where he can be made
very uncool uh so the answers i got for that
were from uh from andy Mortrick the Black. Again,
that was the closest one. It's not right, but
I appreciate the effort. You had Black in and
you had Mortrick and Mortkin vaguely close. No
cigar, I'm afraid. Hal put John Goodman but oiled
up. And Eli just said Braden. So I must have
been missing some fantasy lore where Brayden
showed up and team killed everyone in TTS. John
the Goodest Man was not there. Damn. He was not.
Is that AI lore? I've been getting the wrong
impression. It is what it is. It's fine. It's
fine. But you know, that's fine. So the end of
that is Hal is now at six points. I'm a target.
Eli. is at five. And Andy is at five as well,
actually. Am I? Oh, I am. So it's very close.
Hal is in the lead again. By a single point.
But with this bonus question. Now again, I'm
not going to wildcard quiz. You're being thrown
for a loop here. It could be anything. Oh no,
it's going to be a Halo question. Anything. So
with that said, is everyone ready for the bonus
question? Yes, please. What is the more commonly
known name for the Xenos warlord known as Kaimane
Jai Shilal? What is he more commonly known as?
We need a hint. I want to see what people are
cooking before I give the hint. Kaimane? Say
the name again. Kaiman Jai Shalal is the lesser
known name before he took on a new name. Oh,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I want to
see if anyone in chat sees my tomfoolery. I know
who you are. I know what you're like. Are you
like throwing me for a loop only to kick me off
a ravine? Am I understanding this? Would everyone
like the one hint I will give for the bonus question?
Is this even Warhammer? That is not the hint.
Alright, that was enough for me! Oh, let's go!
The hint is that his species name is Kaleesh.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, wait.
These have several interpretations. What do you
mean by that? Like, do different people call
the species different names? Shit! Shit! Oh,
I've sent it now. Can you please at least tell
us if this is Warhammer or not? No. It's not
Warhammer? No. It must be Halo then. What else
are you into, mate? What are you about? There's
at least one guy in chat who's got it. I'm just
going to be like, it's a reckoning. I'm just
going to talk about things that you guys have
no idea about. Shout out to Yankee Channels and
Sykes. Yep, yep. People are cluing in on it.
It's not one. I wanted to hear my answer, but
now I'm looking at each other. It's either Halo
or it's like... I might go for Halo. No, don't.
You're winning already, so there's no reason
for me to be like, it's not Halo. You're not
going to do it. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Damn.
Can I give one... Would you all like one further
hint? He's winning already! The further hint
is I'm surprised Eli is not aware of Baal on
this one. Aware of Baal? Don't read into that
part of it. I'm not aware of Baal? You're reading
into the wrong part. I'm surprised Eli doesn't
have a vague idea. It's not like World of Darkness,
is it? You can get no more hints. Well, Hal's
already won, so I have no... Just think, Hal.
It's not Halo. It's not Warhammer. There's only
one good pick. Yeah. What else you got? It's
not bloody Star Wars, is it? Might be. Oh, okay.
Well, after several hints, it must be... He's
won already, so why not? I'm not oath -bound.
Several hints. I have to give my answer now.
You're on mute, Colin. I was, in fact, on mute.
Is everyone locking in? If this is so you, if
this is right. Is everyone locked in? Everyone
is locked in, it sounds like. So the answer of
what is the more commonly known name for the
Xenos warlord? People say SG -1? No, it is Kaimin
Jai Shalal. In fact, the name is General Grief.
Yeah, I mean... You did in fact get it right,
Eli. Unfortunately, Hal also has gotten it right.
Nine points for Hal, eight points for Eli, and
five for Andy. There's been another Hal victory.
Fuck Hal. Yo, he wants to fuck me, guys? That's
crazy. Why not? I mean, you should have kept
your mouth shut. You should have kept your mouth
shut at the end. I wouldn't have got that until
Andy helped me. I was just like, he's already
won. You could have let Eli win. No, but then
it'd be another question and then he would have
won anyway. No, there wouldn't have been. Eli
would have had more points. He was one behind
him. All I'm saying... All I'm saying is we've
got to be better than Hal. If he's going to win
every game, we can't just be like, all right,
we can be like minus five points. We can be like,
let's take an entire golden stud off his plaque.
But we can't be like, here's all the questions.
Here's a bonus question. Here's another bonus
question. Just to be Hal. At that point, everyone
in the chat would be like, come on. It's also
occurring to me that I forgot to mention that
one was worth three points. I wondered where
they came from. I was like, I wasn't that far
behind. Jeez. Who's the guy who said someone
should shout to the kill the piss -colored king?
Wow. Thanks, man. Yes, this was the wildcard
quiz where I just kind of grabbed shit. What
was the name of the species? Kalish. Kalish.
And they actually have the bone. They already
have their faces that look like bone, don't they,
on the front? Yeah, their heads look like that.
Very cool. Can I give Eli half my points out
of spite? I'm afraid you cannot spirit bomb Eli
your points. Shit. I'm trying to get it through
the screen. Hell must lose, make that slogan
a shirt. I like that idea. We should do that.
I like that. He can't keep doing this. He can't
keep doing this. He keeps getting away with it.
Between you guys, I'm not smashing it. It's literally
like one or two victory points. Yeah, but it
doesn't matter because you'll win. There's no
second place stud. Bruh. I'm not going to apologize
for 10 ,000 years of humiliation upon you immediately.
He was a tyrant. He was a nodal. And he always
lauded his intelligence over everyone. And he
called people slurs. This has not happened. Every
day. Every day. And he also hated the pause.
It was bad. Man can't win a quiz without immediately
getting... Another fucking win for Hal. Just
one short jump. One short jump. Well done, you.
Appreciate it, guys. Thank you, Colin. It was
a good quiz, though. I actually enjoyed the scattergun.
I figured it'd keep people off their toes. You
can't bank on just knowing the one subject. We
do have some more donations. Shall we go through
them? Oh, my. Big one. Wow. Thank you, man. Great.
Well, after handling a two -meter king brown
snake like Steve Irwin, because the snake catcher
where I live doesn't start till seven, I now
have a piss -off snake in my bin, and I'm waiting...
the police as my neighbor was concerned by my
antics have some cash thanks man that's good
well thank you and i hope that goes well yeah
that's that's a public service right there also
that you weren't bit uh yeah that's that's ideal
Where is this guy at the moment? Australia. He's
being invaded. Australia, that's it. We're in
Australia because apparently they hate him there.
I believe that's called doxing hell and we should
avoid that. Yes, true. Joe Pippin with the Fiverr.
When I first got into Warhammer, one of the White
Blood Angels didn't have black marines but then
found out about the Black Rage and it all made
sense. Yeah. They're all going to be white boys.
They're going to be like... Blue eyes, blonde
hair, just to not get in that territory at all.
Joe Cole is his picture. It's Pikachu! It's your
theory. Fuck! After all I wear, all I will wear,
all will wear a green hat in six weeks. Alright,
bet. After scabbing the taxi driver, Balthazar
Gelt took a side job as a night guard in Cursed
Tavern. After the first week, he left with Freddy
Lead Bear. There's more going on here than I'm
aware of. My brain melted. What was going on
there? If Eli turned off the lights and he spoke...
He would be in a Fazbear game. Dun, dun, dun,
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. There you go. Go on,
Eli, show us your heart. It does actually sound
pretty good. Well done, you. Caleb Collins says,
now Elf Simp can't lose the quiz. Indeed. But
Al could still win. uh of course alexander macabre
uh 429 thank you for the fiver i enjoy that grievous
calls that himself that because he is very sad
that his wife died yeah that's a pretty valid
reason i'd say wife gone regret wife me sad JT
Townsend, you're back with another 10 -8. Thank
you very much. FYI, when a cop asks why did you
handle the highly venomous snake and freak out
your neighbors by doing it shoeless, the correct
response isn't to shrug shoulders and say, fuck
it, it was fun. Bro, you can't die on this map.
Although, it does imply that Jay was like, oh,
they left. i'm not in prison so like that's a
good thing you're like they asked politely why
why didn't you do this better and you were like
i live on the edge and that's not a bad thing
i'm having fun yeah fair enough i just realized
for the people who are watching this in mobile
on the left there's a crazy Well, I think this
one's from me. Spooky Kaboopy, I listened to
your acceptable losses episode. Lol, my IRL name
is Isaac Clark and my dad's name is Paul. Well,
here's the thing. For those who don't know, acceptable
losses, I did an episode on Dead Space, which
is out next week, but patrons get it now. The
parents of Isaac are Pool, not Paul, it's Pool
Clark and Octavia. And they're both named after
famous science fiction writers. And if you want
to be really cringe, way back in the olden days
of YouTube, I did a video where, if you're familiar
with Did You Know Gaming, I did a Did You Know
Gaming of Dead Space on my old channel called
Grizzly Guernsey Gamer. And so if you want to
see more about Dead Space trivia... Just search
Did You Know Gaming Dead Space and you'll find
it. It's a bit cringe because it's my old stuff.
Don't do it. Dead Space 1 and 2 is goated. It
is. And the remake's amazing too. 12th Legion
Chain Axe number 43. That's a hell of a specific
name. For five bucks. Any good AOS books? OBR
would be nice, but not prefer. OBR is awesome.
We love Lord Crimes. We love Lord Crimes. Bone
Reapers? Also Bone Reapers. There is, I believe,
what is it? The shorter story Bone Reapers. It's
about a free city trying to deal with Bone Reaper
and get rid of the tithes. And it's got some
POVs. And End of Enlightenment also has some
chapters from the Bone Reapers point of view.
But that book is kind of mid, I will not lie.
I have a few recommendations. The Court of the
Blind King is the Ideneth book, and that's pretty
interesting. I like that one. Bad Loon Rising
is the one where it's the goblin. Yeah, he has
the troll with him, and that's kind of hilarious.
It's just so weird. But definitely, Court of
the Blind King is like a cool one. Also Bone
Reapers, I don't know specifically, but those
two are good AOS books. And the Godric ones are
okay. They're not as good as the OGs, but you
know what? I'll be fully honest with you. Jingle
Jangle, those are the keys I like. I like my
Gottrick. If you like Gottrick, you will probably
at least somewhat like those books. They're not
bad. They're not as good, but I wouldn't say
they're bad. Yeah. There's the one with the Dwardin.
No, the Fireslayer one. I enjoyed that one because
it was like when you see... gotrek meet other
you know dwarves or dwarden that's always a good
look yeah it's you know they're again you know
they're not the best books but it's still gotrek
it's still fine yeah Hal, this next one is for
you specifically. Oh, Mr. Townsend again. Man,
you've been very generous today. Thank you, man.
To be fair, Hal, I live in rural Australia. Snakes
are everywhere, and just like the catachan, everything
in Australia is some variation of venomous mixed
with. F you up for touching it. That's fair,
man. And we have one last from Emperor of Mankind
1757. Peak content. Biggie approved. Love you
guys. We love you too. Thank you, guys. Thank
you. Thank you so much. Thank you very much.
Another hell victory to... Shut up! Shut your
face. Shut up. It actually hurts to win this
much because it ruins friendships, honestly.
Kill him with bricks. All right. Just to let
you know, guys. Guys. I've been thinking, maybe
we should kick Hal out of the podcast. Maybe
we should just invite Dreadanon, because let's
be honest, there's two British YouTubers in the
things, like America, Canada. If we can get an
Irish YouTuber, maybe that could help with our
diversity quota. I don't know. I feel like Hal,
he's just like, get out of here! Hal is just
like, he's just kind of like, he's just kind
of dragging it. Down a bit. He's just one of
those guys who's always like, oh, he's here again.
He's just always showing how much smarter he
is. And he used to do fencing as a kid, so he's
very rich. His parents are loaded. He's always
late because he's gooning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's always masturbating. Oh, get away! And so
I feel like maybe we should be like, at minimum,
maybe we should just ban him from the channel
for like... six months and be like, maybe get
guests instead of him. Oh, he's back. Hi, Hal.
He just dipped out on us in the middle of the
podcast. How rude. The diversity hire apparently
was another white guy. That was a joke. That
was a joke. Oh, bruh. Can't wait for the Google
Helldog. Thank you, man. Someone mentioned Way
of Kings. That is a huge investment, bro. I'm
not going to lie. I heard it massively. It's
just too long. Ironically, Warhammer books are
long. The Stormlight Archive books, three Warhammer
books each book. It's a lot. Good, though. It's
a lot. Thank you, Colin, for the quiz, man. Thank
you for... We appreciate the scat gun. Is there
anything else other than that? There's a couple
more donuts. Oh, here we go. Oh, that's where
it comes in. Joe Pippin for five bucks said,
should I start with Red Rising Way of Kings or
Empire of Silence first? It depends. I mean,
it's really what you've got time to invest in
it. I find it difficult to start in a new...
um like it was like like a new franchise sort
of thing like if i'm if i'm i'm already like
so absorbed in warhammer like i need something
to get my attention pretty good uh way of kings
is good but you you've got to stick through it
in the beginning because all those things were
like the book pays off massively at the end but
you've got to be like hey this is a long they're
going to take your hand through like a long journey
on that one don't rush it You want this one,
Colin? Sure. JT Townsend again. Thank you for
the five. Oh, and in case people are wondering
why I didn't kill the snake, it's illegal to
kill snakes. It's quite a big fine for memory
and I need money for beer. Hell yeah. Hell yeah,
man. Fantastic. Cheers. Cheers. To be fair, Colin,
there you go, my wine. But yes, thank you all
for joining us today. That has been a absolutely...
It would have been a fantastic quiz. I know it
was somewhat marred by Hal winning yet again.
We need to give him at minimum half a win at
a time. Because I'm just saying, in five years'
time, he will have a podium with more badges
on it than a Pokemon multi -region Like Johto,
Kanto, everything all in. And we'll be like,
we won five times. Like a North Korean general.
I have all my stars. You'll be like General Zoukong.
There's going to be edits of what I just did.
I just saw that your face like straight up there,
Colin. That was not a good look. No, no, it wasn't
a good angle. No, that was the worst part. Well,
I'll have a look. I'll do a look. Anyway, thank
you all very much for joining us. Thank you very
much, Colin, for orchestrating this quiz. Of
course. And we hope you all enjoyed. this episode
and let us all, before we go to bed tonight,
before we go and rest our heads, pray to whatever
God or religion you pray to that with another
quiz. He's such a fucking glory hound. I hate
it. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, guys. Girlboss,
girlboss. Kawhi. Bye, everybody. Bye. I love
you.