WEBVTT

00:00:12.780 --> 00:00:15.980
Hello everyone and welcome to another episode

00:00:15.980 --> 00:00:19.000
with the Lore Crimes crew. We've got our usables,

00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:21.179
we've got our drinks, we've got everything ready

00:00:21.179 --> 00:00:24.239
to talk about some good Maelstrom lore, some

00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:26.739
new stuff, some cutting edge as of the current

00:00:26.739 --> 00:00:29.879
date. I don't know, is the box set and all the

00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:32.799
stuff, the models, they've been shipped out I

00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:35.000
think now, aren't they? They're hitting the deck.

00:00:35.259 --> 00:00:37.780
They're hitting the deck, we have perhaps one

00:00:37.780 --> 00:00:40.219
of the oldest characters in Warhammer, like as

00:00:40.219 --> 00:00:43.780
in... this guy still gets law somehow and Eldar

00:00:43.780 --> 00:00:46.200
get nothing except a little bit uh shout out

00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:48.439
to Huron Blackheart today who will be the main

00:00:48.439 --> 00:00:52.479
focus you know he'll get some decent love and

00:00:52.479 --> 00:00:55.299
as I always we're on uh for law crimes we are

00:00:55.299 --> 00:00:57.899
on other things we are on Spotify or on all those

00:00:57.899 --> 00:00:59.479
other good platforms you want to check us out

00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:02.539
there Of course, do join our Discord where we

00:01:02.539 --> 00:01:06.140
have people help us do episodes. We have you

00:01:06.140 --> 00:01:08.299
guys answer beautiful questions. We have other

00:01:08.299 --> 00:01:11.140
cool parts where we will do miniature of the

00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:14.219
week at the end of this episode. But other than

00:01:14.219 --> 00:01:16.500
that, really, we could dive straight on into

00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:21.159
it, guys, unless anyone wanted to. Anything interesting

00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:23.640
happen in previous week for anybody or they want

00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.780
to dive straight into the lore? No, same way.

00:01:26.900 --> 00:01:30.150
Not as anything interesting going on. I will

00:01:30.150 --> 00:01:32.969
preempt this. I have got Space Marine 2 multiplayer

00:01:32.969 --> 00:01:35.609
footage of me playing as a Red Corsair. It starts

00:01:35.609 --> 00:01:38.329
off pretty choppy, but as I kind of kick out

00:01:38.329 --> 00:01:40.450
the jams, I get a lot better. And there's one

00:01:40.450 --> 00:01:43.250
guy, he's just noob tubing me that I get revenge

00:01:43.250 --> 00:01:45.189
on. So I'm just going to put that out there.

00:01:45.269 --> 00:01:47.989
I don't suck the whole game. There's a noob tubing

00:01:47.989 --> 00:01:51.629
Space Marine 2? Oh, the carbine. It's got a grenade

00:01:51.629 --> 00:01:55.230
launcher on the bottom. Getting close. And it

00:01:55.230 --> 00:01:59.269
never fails. That looks pretty cool. nice yes

00:01:59.269 --> 00:02:02.849
but we are talking about one of the more iconic

00:02:02.849 --> 00:02:05.730
warp storms in the setting not quite the eye

00:02:05.730 --> 00:02:07.989
of terror not quite the cicatrix maledictum that

00:02:07.989 --> 00:02:11.509
has been you know fucking everybody's day out

00:02:11.509 --> 00:02:14.430
apparently for the last seven years uh it is

00:02:14.430 --> 00:02:16.330
all maelstrom this thing has been around for

00:02:16.330 --> 00:02:19.449
a hot minute in warhammer law and eli is going

00:02:19.449 --> 00:02:22.050
to take us into more of the revelations of the

00:02:22.050 --> 00:02:25.169
more recent law i i remembered something interesting

00:02:25.169 --> 00:02:31.150
yes Uh, I, uh, my, my banking app was like, Hey,

00:02:31.210 --> 00:02:33.349
you have some recurring charges that you can

00:02:33.349 --> 00:02:35.689
get rid of. And I'm like, Oh, maybe I forgot

00:02:35.689 --> 00:02:37.810
some subscription to some, you know, fucking

00:02:37.810 --> 00:02:40.270
website or whatever. And then I looked at it.

00:02:40.289 --> 00:02:42.110
It's like, yeah, your car insurance. I'm like,

00:02:42.129 --> 00:02:45.229
I would love to cancel that subscription. I'd

00:02:45.229 --> 00:02:47.229
love to save a little bit more, but I kind of

00:02:47.229 --> 00:02:49.750
need that one. You know, that was interesting.

00:02:49.909 --> 00:02:53.169
And I looked at that and I was like, I'm upset.

00:02:53.330 --> 00:02:55.909
I thought I was about to save a hundred bucks

00:02:55.909 --> 00:03:00.370
a month. I played Overwatch for the first time

00:03:00.370 --> 00:03:05.789
in years. Man, I'm so washed. I'm so washed,

00:03:05.889 --> 00:03:08.710
guys. It's too fast for old fellas like us, Hal.

00:03:09.009 --> 00:03:11.490
It's not that it's too fast. It's just ultimate

00:03:11.490 --> 00:03:14.669
watch. It's ultimate after ultimate. People's

00:03:14.669 --> 00:03:17.650
movement. People's movement in game is literally

00:03:17.650 --> 00:03:23.590
wriggling around. No one stands or moves in normal

00:03:23.590 --> 00:03:26.710
directions. It was a bit like, I forgot we really

00:03:26.710 --> 00:03:31.069
did that. Colin quoting the artist formerly known

00:03:31.069 --> 00:03:36.210
as McCree there. Classic character. Well, you

00:03:36.210 --> 00:03:38.810
know, don't name them after employees and don't

00:03:38.810 --> 00:03:41.490
have employees that do terrible things. We won't

00:03:41.490 --> 00:03:45.849
have a problem here. Rest in milk. Speaking of

00:03:45.849 --> 00:03:47.909
employees who have done terrible things, though.

00:03:48.050 --> 00:03:52.629
You're on Blackheart. Here we go. All right.

00:03:52.669 --> 00:03:55.310
We got the new book. I guess it's like three

00:03:55.310 --> 00:03:57.270
weeks old at this point, but it's new. I spent

00:03:57.270 --> 00:04:00.650
$100 to get this stupid little book. Thankfully,

00:04:00.669 --> 00:04:02.370
I was actually able to sell the other ones because

00:04:02.370 --> 00:04:06.009
I didn't need them. But yeah, we're talking about

00:04:06.009 --> 00:04:09.569
the Maelstrom and the Red Corsairs and the places

00:04:09.569 --> 00:04:12.169
in the Maelstrom and some of the dudes in the

00:04:12.169 --> 00:04:15.979
Red Corsairs. And like five minutes of Eldar

00:04:15.979 --> 00:04:18.600
lore that you get at the end. And they clickbaited

00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:20.519
the frick out of me. They clickbaited so hard

00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:24.379
with the Prince Aerial stuff, but whatever. So

00:04:24.379 --> 00:04:30.639
anyways, as we know, the Maelstrom is a relatively

00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:34.379
stable warp tear. I guess you could say it's

00:04:34.379 --> 00:04:39.639
a warp real space interstice near the galactic

00:04:39.639 --> 00:04:42.910
core. It is crazy. There's lots of demon worlds.

00:04:42.949 --> 00:04:45.170
There's lots of corruption. Everything's changing

00:04:45.170 --> 00:04:46.670
and going all over the place, but compared to

00:04:46.670 --> 00:04:49.370
places like the Eye, it is relatively stable

00:04:49.370 --> 00:04:53.170
and habitable to live in if you're strong enough.

00:04:54.029 --> 00:04:56.689
This, of course, is in the Maelstrom Zone, a

00:04:56.689 --> 00:05:00.250
resource -rich area, which the Imperium still

00:05:00.250 --> 00:05:04.269
inhabits quite largely, and this place would

00:05:04.269 --> 00:05:07.930
have been under full Imperial control. Everything...

00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:09.579
would have been pushed back to the Maelstrom.

00:05:09.660 --> 00:05:12.439
All the Xenos, all the Chaos guys would have

00:05:12.439 --> 00:05:15.199
been wrecked if the Imperium didn't mess it up.

00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.279
Because the Maelstrom warders back in the day,

00:05:17.459 --> 00:05:21.379
the Astral Claws, the Mantis Warriors, the Lamenters,

00:05:21.459 --> 00:05:25.100
and the Charnel Guard worked together to secure

00:05:25.100 --> 00:05:27.600
the Maelstrom zone and secure all these resources

00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.579
for the Imperium. They were doing an awesome

00:05:30.579 --> 00:05:34.220
job until the High Lords of Terra decided that

00:05:34.220 --> 00:05:35.800
they're going to pull out the Charnel Guard.

00:05:37.420 --> 00:05:39.600
That screwed the Maelstrom warders entirely,

00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.899
and this would, of course, lead to the Bad Ab

00:05:41.899 --> 00:05:45.339
War, which will be a different episode. And obviously,

00:05:45.459 --> 00:05:48.220
in this Bad Ab War, Huron and his buddies lost,

00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:50.899
sadly for them. It's a better Horus Heresy, though.

00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.100
You should check it out. And Huron and his buddies

00:05:54.100 --> 00:05:56.399
fled into the Maelstrom. Huron was mortally wounded,

00:05:56.540 --> 00:05:59.459
but he would be saved by, what's his name, Geryon,

00:05:59.540 --> 00:06:03.740
the Corpse Master. And the Dark Gods, a mysterious

00:06:03.740 --> 00:06:07.759
pledge to the Dark Gods. And now he's been carving

00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:09.800
his way through the Maelstrom, creating the Red

00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:13.459
Corsairs and a new empire and a new home for

00:06:13.459 --> 00:06:17.519
all of his buddies. So that's basically the history

00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:21.000
of this place. In the Maelstrom are Xenos, cults,

00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:25.980
cultists, humans, chaos marines. What are they

00:06:25.980 --> 00:06:31.139
called? Stupid dwarves. Is there a Denny's? The

00:06:31.139 --> 00:06:34.180
Leagues of Wotan. I can't even remember their

00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:37.379
names. Look, I finished recording something.

00:06:37.579 --> 00:06:40.620
I had some negative views on them, but Jesus

00:06:40.620 --> 00:06:46.079
Christ, it's not that bad. You act like the Wotan

00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:51.420
or the second coming of Hitler. The Wotan are

00:06:51.420 --> 00:06:56.339
okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then the kin

00:06:56.339 --> 00:07:01.399
fucked my wife. It's just personified mid, to

00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:04.620
be honest. That's how I feel. You made me read

00:07:04.620 --> 00:07:06.459
Hammer of Olympia. I don't want to hear about

00:07:06.459 --> 00:07:10.879
mid. Okay, okay, okay. You guys just did a Furious

00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:13.279
Abyss episode. You've had plenty of... That's

00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:17.360
not mid, that's ass. Yeah. That made everything

00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:20.240
else more enjoyable after that. Furious ass abyss.

00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:24.160
There you go. I looked up art for it the other

00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.079
day, actually, because it's in a Nemesis moment,

00:07:26.259 --> 00:07:28.459
which I'm reading through for a large cast. And

00:07:28.459 --> 00:07:32.300
it has a model, like an old model in Battlefleet

00:07:32.300 --> 00:07:34.300
Gothic, but that's unrelated to what we're talking

00:07:34.300 --> 00:07:37.100
about. The Red Corsairs are, of course, to my

00:07:37.100 --> 00:07:40.279
knowledge, the second largest organized Chaos

00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:42.939
Space Marine Force. in the Warhammer setting

00:07:42.939 --> 00:07:46.959
behind Abaddon. And Huron has an alliance with

00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:49.000
Abaddon, but this doesn't stop him from spying

00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:51.800
on him and stuff, of course. But they work together.

00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:57.060
Abaddon helped him out in the Cadian Gate, smashing

00:07:57.060 --> 00:07:59.720
Cadia with the old Blackstone Fortress and showing

00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:01.920
up to help people. I'm pretty sure Huron also

00:08:01.920 --> 00:08:04.279
imprisoned Gilman. This has nothing to do with

00:08:04.279 --> 00:08:06.920
the Maelstrom, though. This is other... That's

00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:09.319
the Terran Crusade. They're on the way to the

00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:11.639
Throne World and on the way... Redcore says,

00:08:11.740 --> 00:08:14.860
like, hey, Siege, Lord of Change, you want to

00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.360
capture Primark? He's like, okay. And then, like,

00:08:17.420 --> 00:08:19.439
Cypher lets them out. They're like, oh, good

00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:21.879
old Cypher. Yeah, really fumbled the bag there,

00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:27.399
didn't they? Anyways, there is a, like, a Death

00:08:27.399 --> 00:08:29.699
Watch Inquisitorial Fortress in the Maelstrom,

00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:33.179
and they have been making attempts to map the

00:08:33.179 --> 00:08:36.080
Maelstrom, which is very hard, but they have

00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:40.269
some bouts of success. When they do this, it

00:08:40.269 --> 00:08:42.450
is said that tarot readers slit their throats

00:08:42.450 --> 00:08:45.210
with their own cards, charter scribes dislocate

00:08:45.210 --> 00:08:48.070
their jaws by screaming, navigators tear out

00:08:48.070 --> 00:08:51.669
their third eye, and others who attempt to rationalize

00:08:51.669 --> 00:08:54.470
the region's anomalies suffer fate so bad that

00:08:54.470 --> 00:08:57.049
it makes them very hard to dispose of. They make

00:08:57.049 --> 00:08:59.610
a big mess. The maelstrom is ever -changing,

00:08:59.769 --> 00:09:01.870
and so they constantly have to update the maps.

00:09:02.350 --> 00:09:04.309
and go through burn through all these people

00:09:04.309 --> 00:09:06.190
and resources to get through it but here's some

00:09:06.190 --> 00:09:09.409
notable locations mentioned in our new book i

00:09:09.409 --> 00:09:12.070
don't think these were in the lore before to

00:09:12.070 --> 00:09:14.750
my knowledge but they are now some of them are

00:09:14.750 --> 00:09:16.850
cool some of them are like ascendants but we

00:09:16.850 --> 00:09:19.330
have we got the red marches in the northern region

00:09:19.330 --> 00:09:22.289
it's a place of extreme corruption that mutates

00:09:22.289 --> 00:09:24.409
the physical along with energy and matter and

00:09:24.409 --> 00:09:27.409
space itself the we got a picture of this like

00:09:27.409 --> 00:09:30.070
i'll put this on put this up so that any of this

00:09:30.070 --> 00:09:33.850
makes sense look at this can you see it yeah

00:09:33.850 --> 00:09:36.049
we will try and get a representation for the

00:09:36.049 --> 00:09:38.389
uh audio listeners but it is a essentially a

00:09:38.389 --> 00:09:42.909
massive swirling heated disc of space it is angry

00:09:42.909 --> 00:09:45.629
raspberry ripple so here's here's here's the

00:09:45.629 --> 00:09:50.169
the rad the red marshes these are the rad marshes

00:09:50.169 --> 00:09:52.629
not the rad march is not the red marches i wrote

00:09:52.629 --> 00:09:56.309
down fucking radical man shit i'm more in hollow

00:09:57.039 --> 00:09:59.600
is that the center of the maelstrom is theorized

00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:02.019
to once have been an elder world and there are

00:10:02.019 --> 00:10:05.240
waves of soul misery here according to astropaths

00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.419
the places around here are infested with demonic

00:10:07.419 --> 00:10:13.399
parasites uh the veneration caldera is a dozens

00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.600
light years long chaotic scar contains a large

00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:19.100
amount of xenos pirates and it's theorized to

00:10:19.100 --> 00:10:22.139
have been made by technological catastrophe the

00:10:22.139 --> 00:10:26.730
zealed wire there is a giant fold in real space

00:10:26.730 --> 00:10:34.149
that's it the parakire helix is a place of twisted

00:10:34.149 --> 00:10:36.870
real space which the red corsairs used to travel

00:10:36.870 --> 00:10:42.169
and then the great lesion is a shadow realm that

00:10:42.169 --> 00:10:44.730
hides at least one red corsair stronghold and

00:10:44.730 --> 00:10:48.669
who knows what else it is full of uh negators

00:10:48.669 --> 00:10:51.490
and umbral giants that cast unlight around the

00:10:51.490 --> 00:10:55.019
legion sorry the region Then there's two much

00:10:55.019 --> 00:10:58.139
larger, more important spaces, the Howling Gyre

00:10:58.139 --> 00:11:03.480
and the Tyrant's Crown. So the Howling Gyre first

00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:07.960
is home to Galmec, which is a big giant world

00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:13.240
eater's demon engine industrial world. Is this

00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:15.500
in the lore already or is this new? Do you guys

00:11:15.500 --> 00:11:19.759
know? It's this place called Galmec. All right.

00:11:20.259 --> 00:11:23.779
Yeah. I mean, we've heard of... demon was before

00:11:23.779 --> 00:11:25.559
but isn't most of them are kind of just vague

00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:28.039
or in some sense they're just more like it's

00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:30.320
like it's a hey this is a thing that's out there

00:11:30.320 --> 00:11:32.500
it's pretty wacky like the planet that's a dude

00:11:32.500 --> 00:11:38.039
the fat man planet it uh seems to be one of like

00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:40.139
the main bases for the world leaders especially

00:11:40.139 --> 00:11:45.029
in the maelstrom itself It has miles -wide summoning

00:11:45.029 --> 00:11:47.470
circles. There's battle towers to the stratosphere.

00:11:47.809 --> 00:11:50.429
There's forge mazes that go down to the bedrock.

00:11:50.590 --> 00:11:54.809
There's unimaginably -sized void docks. Grimoires

00:11:54.809 --> 00:11:57.110
are written. Talismans and weapons are imbued

00:11:57.110 --> 00:11:59.909
by the millions. Thousands of ships constantly

00:11:59.909 --> 00:12:02.549
come in and out. The Dark Mechanicum, the Iron

00:12:02.549 --> 00:12:04.769
Warriors, and the Wardbears all work together

00:12:04.769 --> 00:12:07.929
here to create demon engines. The Templars of

00:12:07.929 --> 00:12:12.720
Lurgar are some knights of House Sherid. I'm

00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:13.919
not sure how to say it. Probably should read.

00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:16.960
And they're trained and raised up in the depths

00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:20.179
of Galmec. Galmec orbits a cursed star which

00:12:20.179 --> 00:12:23.000
waxes and wanes between shining bright and going

00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:25.879
dark. The system is covered by hundreds of moons

00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:28.940
that have been seared with burning runes the

00:12:28.940 --> 00:12:31.679
size of cities. Demons are attracted to these

00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:33.639
and they burrow into the rocks and they always

00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.159
watch for intruders and give information to the

00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:39.899
sorcerers in Galmec's sacred towers. The planet

00:12:39.899 --> 00:12:43.419
is also shielded by a nebula. by a nebula of

00:12:43.419 --> 00:12:46.700
glittering crystals shards and these shield it

00:12:46.700 --> 00:12:49.019
from outside view and only part for those welcome

00:12:49.019 --> 00:12:51.159
so it's basically impossible to get there if

00:12:51.159 --> 00:12:53.539
you're not supposed to get there and most people

00:12:53.539 --> 00:12:55.820
can't even see it that's that's kind of cool

00:12:55.820 --> 00:13:00.240
i guess that's they really threw every ingredient

00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:04.080
into this like like can you guys think of any

00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:07.440
possible planet like construction and we'll throw

00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:10.639
it in is there a dodecahedron planet you enjoying

00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.580
your space uh your warhammer gumbo there's like

00:13:13.580 --> 00:13:16.480
yeah put more in stick it in it's pretty much

00:13:16.480 --> 00:13:18.879
i appreciate a nice gumbo that's fine don't worry

00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:23.059
about it i would say it's a big world uh sorry

00:13:23.059 --> 00:13:24.700
i hope i didn't say world leaders this big word

00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:27.519
bearers planet that is very important uh then

00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:31.379
there's autoless or cockless It's the last remaining

00:13:31.379 --> 00:13:34.120
tomb world. Necron lore, Necron lore. The last

00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:36.659
remaining tomb world in the... Get this out of

00:13:36.659 --> 00:13:40.779
here. My space marine lore? You got a book, Eli,

00:13:40.860 --> 00:13:44.120
this year. Calm down. You had a book. You got

00:13:44.120 --> 00:13:49.179
a book. Bruh. You got your one book. Be happy.

00:13:49.419 --> 00:13:52.159
I hope Jagged Eye shows up exploded. Like a fucking

00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:58.500
lethal company death. It's a tomb world in the

00:13:58.500 --> 00:14:01.080
Vorskek dynasty. It's the last one, I guess.

00:14:01.139 --> 00:14:04.000
It's heavily infested by demons. And there are

00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:06.080
some portions that are awake and these wage war

00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:08.879
against the demons. And others are still protected

00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:11.620
by noctilithic barriers. Because remember, Necrons

00:14:11.620 --> 00:14:13.320
can just turn off chaos when they feel like it

00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:15.299
because they're the best faction. And there's

00:14:15.299 --> 00:14:18.240
some mysterious great treasure in the depths

00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.940
of this tomb world that aliens and Xenos, aliens

00:14:20.940 --> 00:14:23.399
and pirates and everybody would like to get.

00:14:23.580 --> 00:14:27.240
Then we have the Fargos Hex. It was once a world

00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:30.059
in the Pale Stars, but randomly vanished prior

00:14:30.059 --> 00:14:32.419
to the opening of the Great Rift, and now is

00:14:32.419 --> 00:14:35.019
spotted every once in a while in various locations

00:14:35.019 --> 00:14:38.240
in the Maelstrom. When it shows up, it brings

00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.799
with it gravidic and empiric catastrophes. There's

00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:44.259
disturbing pleas for aid coming from this planet,

00:14:44.340 --> 00:14:46.399
but a lot of people believe these to be nothing

00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:49.299
but demons. We have the Gnall Bastion, which

00:14:49.299 --> 00:14:51.539
is where the Death Watch... the Imperium, the

00:14:51.539 --> 00:14:54.779
Inquisitors, etc. are. It rises from the sands

00:14:54.779 --> 00:14:57.860
of a planet resembling a charred eyeball, and

00:14:57.860 --> 00:15:00.639
there's an obscuring veil which shrouds the planet

00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:03.460
from augers and holds back the Maelstrom's corruption.

00:15:04.059 --> 00:15:07.200
Many throughout the ages have occupied the place,

00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:09.039
but it's currently the stronghold of the Imperium,

00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:11.500
held by the Inquisition, someone of the Ordo

00:15:11.500 --> 00:15:14.950
Astartes. And then there's Bathamore. It's a

00:15:14.950 --> 00:15:17.629
demon world of rivers of fire, kaleidoscopic

00:15:17.629 --> 00:15:20.090
crystal jungles, floating peaks and bubbling

00:15:20.090 --> 00:15:23.190
pits of iridescent slurry. Many Chaos Marines

00:15:23.190 --> 00:15:26.190
reside here, and the corruption seeps outwards,

00:15:26.190 --> 00:15:28.789
touching asteroids and planets, which brings

00:15:28.789 --> 00:15:32.149
them somehow wacky resources, which Xenos often

00:15:32.149 --> 00:15:35.169
attempt to take. All right, then there's the

00:15:35.169 --> 00:15:38.470
Tyrant's Crown, another large area of the Maelstrom.

00:15:38.590 --> 00:15:41.549
This is where the Red Corsairs mostly boole and

00:15:41.549 --> 00:15:44.360
are being chillin'. It's the major seat of power

00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:47.340
for Huron himself. He has basically complete

00:15:47.340 --> 00:15:49.980
control over this area. There's Nubadab, the

00:15:49.980 --> 00:15:53.100
new city that is Nubadab. It's risen and is perhaps

00:15:53.100 --> 00:15:56.220
the greatest planetary base within the Maelstrom.

00:15:56.519 --> 00:15:59.559
It is home to hundreds of thousands of warriors

00:15:59.559 --> 00:16:02.220
and space marines, all kinds and billions of

00:16:02.220 --> 00:16:05.340
slaves. In the south is the Palace of Thorns,

00:16:05.460 --> 00:16:07.779
which Huron had originally fled from, I guess.

00:16:08.179 --> 00:16:11.200
And it's Huron's largest bastion. There's a statue

00:16:11.200 --> 00:16:15.450
of him in the picture. He had it remade, didn't

00:16:15.450 --> 00:16:18.149
he? He basically made a second one because he

00:16:18.149 --> 00:16:21.629
was like, you know what? If it ain't broke, remake

00:16:21.629 --> 00:16:26.370
the torture palace. Yeah, Huron's a cool guy.

00:16:26.570 --> 00:16:28.529
You gotta have fun every now and again. Even

00:16:28.529 --> 00:16:31.629
chaos -based marines need downtime. That is such

00:16:31.629 --> 00:16:36.899
a wet wipe of a justification. Yeah, he may have

00:16:36.899 --> 00:16:39.059
run over people whilst he was drinking, but you

00:16:39.059 --> 00:16:41.519
know what? At least he was outside getting some

00:16:41.519 --> 00:16:46.159
fresh air. At least he was having fun. 75 % of

00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:48.399
accidents are caused by sober drivers, so I'm

00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.440
just saying. Man, get him on Fox News. No, I'm

00:16:52.440 --> 00:16:55.399
joking. Drunk driving the ship in the Maelstrom.

00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:58.679
We got the broken narrows. You're telling me

00:16:58.679 --> 00:17:01.379
you wouldn't drunk drive an Emperor -class battleship?

00:17:01.659 --> 00:17:03.960
I would absolutely be boost cruising that thing

00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:06.940
into an Eldarcraft world. That thing doesn't

00:17:06.940 --> 00:17:13.359
get driven. It drives you. Alright. The Broken

00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:16.519
Narrows is the only major route to the Tyrant's

00:17:16.519 --> 00:17:19.859
Crown. It's riddled with rogue planets that just

00:17:19.859 --> 00:17:23.019
float around. They have no suns. They contain

00:17:23.019 --> 00:17:25.200
sorceries and orbital batteries, which makes

00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:28.859
the route very hard to get through. Hell's Iris

00:17:28.859 --> 00:17:32.970
is a planetary system. It was formerly an imperial

00:17:32.970 --> 00:17:36.130
starfort. It is second only to Nubadab and serves

00:17:36.130 --> 00:17:38.890
as a nice way station in the Maelstrom, a place

00:17:38.890 --> 00:17:40.890
to go chill for a little bit. It's the in -between

00:17:40.890 --> 00:17:44.309
for warp routes, possesses a black market, a

00:17:44.309 --> 00:17:47.390
fueling terminal, naval repair facility, mercenary

00:17:47.390 --> 00:17:52.210
hub, etc. Party City. Corsair's keep is the Blackstone

00:17:52.210 --> 00:17:55.470
Fortress, which was given to Huron by Mr. Abaddon

00:17:55.470 --> 00:17:58.680
himself. It's currently dormant, but Huron's

00:17:58.680 --> 00:18:00.480
guys are constantly trying to wake it up and

00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:02.440
figure it out. And they're always adding more

00:18:02.440 --> 00:18:05.359
guns to it, more defense batteries. And people

00:18:05.359 --> 00:18:07.160
have to fight off Xenos within, because I guess

00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.079
that's a thing. Back in the day when you played

00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:11.480
the little Blackstone Fortress board game. Ripped

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:15.779
those guys. Then Carfist Anchorage. It's a deep,

00:18:15.779 --> 00:18:19.299
void, gravitic anomaly that is unnaturally stable.

00:18:20.059 --> 00:18:23.259
So it's a normal place -ish. It serves as a damaged

00:18:23.259 --> 00:18:25.619
ship storage because the ships just float there

00:18:25.619 --> 00:18:29.819
in the Gravitic Anomaly. This gives Huron's engineers

00:18:29.819 --> 00:18:32.759
a steady flow of materials. Dead ships often

00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:35.119
will drift here and get stuck in this little

00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:38.880
well, gravity well. So it's not so bad. Those

00:18:38.880 --> 00:18:43.339
are the main places in the Maelstrom. Can we

00:18:43.339 --> 00:18:45.950
do donos before the next section? say that last

00:18:45.950 --> 00:18:48.009
one just look it sounds like a space hulk generator

00:18:48.009 --> 00:18:51.410
like just everything every like century a new

00:18:51.410 --> 00:18:54.670
space hulk just pops out of that place yeah the

00:18:54.670 --> 00:18:56.529
picture is just like a bunch of floating ships

00:18:56.529 --> 00:18:59.329
i think it's kind of cool just keep pushing i

00:18:59.329 --> 00:19:04.289
can see its head no we don't need any more To

00:19:04.289 --> 00:19:07.250
start us off then, the first donation from Don

00:19:07.250 --> 00:19:10.130
Balfazar for five. It's 4 a .m. here, so I doubt

00:19:10.130 --> 00:19:12.089
I would make the stream. Just wanted to praise

00:19:12.089 --> 00:19:14.910
Boingob. We'll praise Boingob in terms of the

00:19:14.910 --> 00:19:19.670
donation. DonkeyManUSA, two bucks. Stream late

00:19:19.670 --> 00:19:22.869
due to how good the taxes are. I just did my

00:19:22.869 --> 00:19:29.690
taxes. Thanks, brother. And it was an inside

00:19:29.690 --> 00:19:34.630
job. Thank you for $5. Sick aff, so I could catch

00:19:34.630 --> 00:19:36.970
the stream while painting my lather and seaguard.

00:19:37.089 --> 00:19:38.970
Nice. Sorry that you're sick, though. Played

00:19:38.970 --> 00:19:40.890
my first game of Old World last weekend and am

00:19:40.890 --> 00:19:44.369
now Ulpuan's top guy. Nice. Hell yeah. The hatred

00:19:44.369 --> 00:19:46.710
against elves fades away the moment you play

00:19:46.710 --> 00:19:50.910
a single game as elves. Well, that's the resident

00:19:50.910 --> 00:19:55.049
Gotik and Felix expert. Sweden. Good evening,

00:19:55.210 --> 00:19:58.069
boys. Good evening. Thank you for, as always,

00:19:58.269 --> 00:20:00.150
well, you know, not right now, but saving me.

00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:02.900
when I flub Godric and Felix lore because it

00:20:02.900 --> 00:20:06.480
all just is a homogenized blob in my head. Eli,

00:20:06.579 --> 00:20:10.700
what bicky was that? Lotus. What was that? Dog

00:20:10.700 --> 00:20:15.940
tweet or a little bicky? It's a Biscoff cookie.

00:20:16.339 --> 00:20:25.720
I thought it was Biscoff. All will wear a green

00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:29.559
hat in ten weeks. Your fate is sealed. Thank

00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:33.259
you. Why are you going to say it like that? It's

00:20:33.259 --> 00:20:38.220
honoring our PFP. There we go. Amazing. Angry

00:20:38.220 --> 00:20:40.819
homunculus. Oh, sorry. Tell us this one. Angry

00:20:40.819 --> 00:20:43.539
homunculus for five pounds. With my purchase

00:20:43.539 --> 00:20:45.740
of the Corsair box, I've come to the realization

00:20:45.740 --> 00:20:48.900
I got a lot of Eldari for someone who claims

00:20:48.900 --> 00:20:51.900
to collect Space Marines and Stormcast. Have

00:20:51.900 --> 00:20:54.380
us to the best of us, you know. That's cool stuff.

00:20:58.920 --> 00:21:01.279
Joe Pivot, thanks, man. Five bucks. Hi, guys.

00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:04.279
And Hal. It's good to see you. You look like

00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:07.799
a human scaven, Lord Mr. Ratburn. Thank you,

00:21:07.819 --> 00:21:10.880
brother. Thank you, Joe, for that kind message.

00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:13.980
Thank you. Donkey Man, you was eight. Then you

00:21:13.980 --> 00:21:16.619
were five dollars. Once Mike and I complete part

00:21:16.619 --> 00:21:19.640
two of the Hal Supercut, available to members

00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:22.420
in the members chat. Part two? Yeah, it's like

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:25.359
three hours, by the way. Part one will be made

00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:27.539
available for all members of the Lore Crimes

00:21:27.539 --> 00:21:30.279
Discord. Should I be offended or proud that I

00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:34.440
don't have a supercut? Maybe a second one. I

00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:36.059
feel like people have said much more interesting

00:21:36.059 --> 00:21:38.839
things than me, to be honest. It's a hell of

00:21:38.839 --> 00:21:41.819
a personality. Hell's got some bangers. You've

00:21:41.819 --> 00:21:43.779
got some bangers every now and again. It's an

00:21:43.779 --> 00:21:50.680
early poop knife lore. Yeah. Thank you for the

00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:54.640
two. Look, you're speaking my language. Beer

00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.819
is a drink best served car. Yeah, brother. Yeah,

00:21:57.839 --> 00:22:03.140
brother. Oh, man. So thank you to Harborwave1034

00:22:03.140 --> 00:22:06.339
for becoming a member. Thank you very much. Message

00:22:06.339 --> 00:22:08.539
me in the Discord to be in the members -only

00:22:08.539 --> 00:22:11.759
Discord chat. Don't come in your safe again,

00:22:12.019 --> 00:22:14.799
T -Bone. He's driving in my car right after a

00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:20.049
beer, in quotes. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Oh,

00:22:20.049 --> 00:22:23.009
man. We've started something here. A beer, please.

00:22:23.250 --> 00:22:26.250
The last one for now. Thank you for the $10.

00:22:26.289 --> 00:22:27.369
Thank you very much. It's been a minute since

00:22:27.369 --> 00:22:30.529
I caught you goons live. Shout out to my boy

00:22:30.529 --> 00:22:33.470
Goldjaw for being based as hell. I doubled my

00:22:33.470 --> 00:22:35.690
cancer, gave it to the next guy, so I'm better

00:22:35.690 --> 00:22:39.069
now. Eli, I need your coaching soon. God bless

00:22:39.069 --> 00:22:42.630
you. I'm glad you're better. I'm hoping that

00:22:42.630 --> 00:22:45.049
your better part is the honest part of that sentence.

00:22:45.490 --> 00:22:48.480
Yeah, I'm hoping it is. uh that's incredible

00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:51.119
for our boy dragon yeah he had his operation

00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:54.240
so well hell yeah man glad to hear you're doing

00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:58.680
good makes me very happy hope we uh hope we uh

00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:00.640
have entertained you and kept you you're saying

00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:05.019
man thank you indeed uh okay i will indeed be

00:23:05.019 --> 00:23:07.960
happy to provide some coaching to get jacked

00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:10.960
and swole the discord message me whoever wants

00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:13.680
that forces of the maelstrom here we go here

00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:17.819
we go things all the Gribblies, as Andy would

00:23:17.819 --> 00:23:20.519
probably call them. Gribbly! That are in the

00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:25.200
maelstrom. There's a lot of minor factions and

00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:27.539
just people bullying. And then obviously there's

00:23:27.539 --> 00:23:28.759
mainly the regular series. There's a lot of minors

00:23:28.759 --> 00:23:33.339
in the maelstrom. Okay, we gotta get off this.

00:23:35.059 --> 00:23:39.299
Do not pass go, go directly to hell. There are

00:23:39.299 --> 00:23:41.579
some trends you don't need to associate with

00:23:41.579 --> 00:23:43.880
the game. The island would be in the Maelstrom,

00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:45.819
there would certainly be an island in the Maelstrom,

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.960
I can tell you that. Jeffrey the Blackheart,

00:23:49.099 --> 00:23:55.700
yeah. Okay, so some people holding power and

00:23:55.700 --> 00:23:58.200
operating the Maelstrom are generally just amongst

00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:01.509
the chaos. Space Marines, Black Legion are in

00:24:01.509 --> 00:24:04.809
here. Some independent warlords on errands for

00:24:04.809 --> 00:24:07.309
Abaddon and some are here to spy on Huron. Some

00:24:07.309 --> 00:24:10.089
even operate on their own little war bands and

00:24:10.089 --> 00:24:13.130
carve out their own little empires. Brawl brands

00:24:13.130 --> 00:24:16.289
of thousands and sorcerers seek to use the Maelstrom

00:24:16.289 --> 00:24:19.910
to fuel their psychic ability. The Death Guard

00:24:19.910 --> 00:24:22.069
perform infectious rites and warlords of all

00:24:22.069 --> 00:24:25.150
sorts lead armies of heretics. Even war herds

00:24:25.150 --> 00:24:28.450
of beastmen, beastmen mentioned, reside. in the

00:24:28.450 --> 00:24:31.549
maelstrom the emperor's children the emperor's

00:24:31.549 --> 00:24:33.869
children do their regular stuff in here as well

00:24:33.869 --> 00:24:36.910
of uh speaking of minors i guess you know what

00:24:36.910 --> 00:24:39.589
the emperor's children do that they mostly are

00:24:39.589 --> 00:24:45.029
here for i pull back they're mostly here to torment

00:24:45.029 --> 00:24:50.470
uh civilians and bull uh but there's some i just

00:24:50.470 --> 00:24:52.990
thought this guy's name was cool so i i put it

00:24:52.990 --> 00:24:57.950
in lord uh velentor's polytrophic prison has

00:24:57.950 --> 00:25:01.089
set up their base to raid Imperial worlds near

00:25:01.089 --> 00:25:04.009
the Maelstrom. Chaos Knights operate here throughout

00:25:04.009 --> 00:25:06.970
the Maelstrom. Some work with worlds like Galmec.

00:25:07.210 --> 00:25:10.029
Others become Pirate Lords and icons of the Dark

00:25:10.029 --> 00:25:12.250
Gods, gaining their own armies and cultists,

00:25:12.329 --> 00:25:14.150
which made me want to buy a Chaos Knight and

00:25:14.150 --> 00:25:15.950
have my own little army around him. That would

00:25:15.950 --> 00:25:19.210
be cool. The Knight Lords are here being absolute

00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:23.170
freaking chuds. They hate Huron, and so they

00:25:23.170 --> 00:25:25.509
perform guerrilla operations against him just

00:25:25.509 --> 00:25:28.599
to mess with him. and other than that they're

00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:31.839
here to terrorize civilians and skin people alive

00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:36.099
just for fun classic classic high quality night

00:25:36.099 --> 00:25:41.180
lords lore right there as usual he did when he

00:25:41.180 --> 00:25:44.240
met some of the uh in the nightlords trilogy

00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:47.420
when he met some of them he said uh he he would

00:25:47.420 --> 00:25:49.339
have liked to have gone to nostrama because he

00:25:49.339 --> 00:25:51.660
thinks they have a funny sense of humor people

00:25:51.660 --> 00:25:56.549
so that's a uh that's a take he has But yeah,

00:25:56.589 --> 00:25:58.470
the Night Lords are here pretty much solely just

00:25:58.470 --> 00:26:01.789
to, like, be scary. I don't know. You make it

00:26:01.789 --> 00:26:03.829
make sense. Whatever. It doesn't matter. The

00:26:03.829 --> 00:26:06.890
Orcs. There's also Orcs in the Maelstrom. There's

00:26:06.890 --> 00:26:08.789
some funny ones. But most of them are just nomadic

00:26:08.789 --> 00:26:10.970
guys looking around to fight. They roam around

00:26:10.970 --> 00:26:14.130
the Maelstrom. Some, such as the Death Skulls,

00:26:14.130 --> 00:26:18.269
under Warlord Snick Mech, have set up shop. He

00:26:18.269 --> 00:26:21.109
resides on a planet. which has an anomaly by

00:26:21.109 --> 00:26:23.950
that sees damaged ships passing constantly which

00:26:23.950 --> 00:26:26.309
allows him to take all their materials and create

00:26:26.309 --> 00:26:29.190
giant forts on this planet fortifying it very

00:26:29.190 --> 00:26:31.589
well and consistently building bigger and bigger

00:26:31.589 --> 00:26:34.609
fleets replacing lost ships other orcs inhabit

00:26:34.609 --> 00:26:37.069
the more stable areas in the maelstrom but most

00:26:37.069 --> 00:26:39.630
are wandering pirates raiding free buddhas etc

00:26:39.630 --> 00:26:43.930
uh their constant annoyance to huron He's promised

00:26:43.930 --> 00:26:46.490
great rewards to any Reeve captains who could

00:26:46.490 --> 00:26:48.369
bring him the heads of these pirates. The most

00:26:48.369 --> 00:26:52.349
famous free Buddha is Admiral Sun Smasher, who

00:26:52.349 --> 00:26:56.029
allegedly destroyed an entire star with a right

00:26:56.029 --> 00:26:59.349
hook from his power claw. I guess he's the goat.

00:27:00.029 --> 00:27:03.390
This post has been fact -checked by Bravo Orky

00:27:03.390 --> 00:27:09.750
Gits. That's right. That's true. He was juicing

00:27:09.750 --> 00:27:14.250
his fun. He's taken on the personal task of trolling

00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:17.769
Huron as much as possible and hopes to fell the

00:27:17.769 --> 00:27:20.589
warlord and become the biggest boss in the entire

00:27:20.589 --> 00:27:24.009
Maelstrom. Then here's your two minutes of Eldar

00:27:24.009 --> 00:27:27.450
lore. You have Eldar Corsairs. I don't know,

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:28.750
Colin, do you have anything cool to say about

00:27:28.750 --> 00:27:31.509
Eldar Corsairs other than that they're Eldar

00:27:31.509 --> 00:27:34.730
pirates? I mean, that's kind of it. Like, you

00:27:34.730 --> 00:27:38.599
know, as a whole thing, like, I like them. They're

00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:42.119
probably the closest to pre -fall Eldar overall.

00:27:43.059 --> 00:27:46.279
Maybe not in the specifics of how awful they

00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:50.440
are. You make Slaanesh, you're probably not a

00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:54.920
good person. They're unbound by craft worlds,

00:27:55.140 --> 00:27:57.420
but they're not the dark Eldar where being awful

00:27:57.420 --> 00:28:00.559
is essentially a law. They just kind of do whatever

00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:02.880
they want. They like going out and adventuring.

00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:06.890
They're not all pirates, but... Piracy is quite

00:28:06.890 --> 00:28:10.329
fun, apparently, so they tend to be pirates.

00:28:11.430 --> 00:28:15.369
And Uriel's the reason. Are we doing that now,

00:28:15.450 --> 00:28:19.549
or should I hold off on Uriel for a bit? You

00:28:19.549 --> 00:28:21.250
can talk about him now if you want, because the

00:28:21.250 --> 00:28:23.470
next thing is the Eldritch Raiders, which is

00:28:23.470 --> 00:28:26.789
Uriel's own little fleet. So, I mean, yeah, you

00:28:26.789 --> 00:28:29.710
can certainly mention that. I'll give it a sec,

00:28:29.750 --> 00:28:32.710
but I guess a little overview. He was from Craftled.

00:28:32.730 --> 00:28:36.599
I ended before he... Might have let a cyclonic

00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:40.299
torpedo hit the craft world, which killed a good

00:28:40.299 --> 00:28:46.339
chunk of them. He was told as politely as possible

00:28:46.339 --> 00:28:48.880
to get the hell off of this craft world, you

00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.880
asshole. Andy's third partying in the video right

00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:56.799
now, by the way. Hey, sometimes you just gotta

00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:01.259
do what you gotta do. It's true. He ended up

00:29:01.259 --> 00:29:03.640
turning into the most successful Eldar Corsair

00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:06.980
ever with like tens of thousands of ships under

00:29:06.980 --> 00:29:09.960
his command and just screw it with the Imperium

00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:12.299
and really anyone else that happens to be within

00:29:12.299 --> 00:29:15.880
arm's reach at a moment's notice. He also has

00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.359
a crone sword. Well, one of the crone swords.

00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:21.980
It's a spear, but it's... Twilight Spear. Spear

00:29:21.980 --> 00:29:24.200
of Twilight, isn't it? Spear of Twilight, yeah.

00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:26.700
It stabbed the Tyranids so hard the Hivemind

00:29:26.700 --> 00:29:29.519
felt it. Does it still kill him on the tabletop?

00:29:30.260 --> 00:29:32.039
I don't know what his rules are like now. I haven't

00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:34.500
seen his latest rules. I would have to double

00:29:34.500 --> 00:29:36.480
check. I don't think it did as of, like, the

00:29:36.480 --> 00:29:38.799
last, like, prior even to this. I don't think,

00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.000
like, 10th it did anything like that to him.

00:29:41.140 --> 00:29:43.799
I think back in the day, you had to take, like,

00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:45.400
a leadership test or something every time he

00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:47.299
fought, and if he failed, it did a wound to him,

00:29:47.339 --> 00:29:49.920
something like that. I think until, and I'll

00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:51.740
have to check, like, his latest rules update,

00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:54.299
but I think until now, assuming there has been

00:29:54.299 --> 00:29:56.880
a significant change, he was just a worse Autark.

00:29:57.319 --> 00:30:00.240
Yeah, that sounds like most of the characters.

00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:05.880
Yeah, all right. So Uriel leads the Eldritch

00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:08.200
Raiders, which, as Colin said, are the most successful

00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:12.259
Corsair fleets in the Deep Void. They were recently

00:30:12.259 --> 00:30:15.299
approached by a Harlequin troop, which set them

00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:17.599
on the path into the Maelstrom. According to

00:30:17.599 --> 00:30:20.759
the Harlequins, within the Infernal Gyre were

00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:23.680
artifacts that could change the fate of the entire

00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:28.339
Eldar species. So Uriel agreed to aid the troop

00:30:28.339 --> 00:30:30.720
in recovering these treasures and headed into

00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:35.819
the webway. At Uriel's side is Karseth, the greatest

00:30:35.819 --> 00:30:38.619
of his Void Dreamers, which are basically Eldar

00:30:38.619 --> 00:30:40.920
Navigators, but better, because Eldar are better

00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:44.039
than you at psychic stuff. Most Void Dreamers

00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:46.720
can't exist on the battlefield, but Karseth is

00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:50.539
able to do so and withstand the mental trauma

00:30:50.539 --> 00:30:54.519
that they deal with, because I guess... I don't

00:30:54.519 --> 00:30:56.079
know, they're very sensitive to... I imagine

00:30:56.079 --> 00:30:58.859
with how the Eldar do things, and combined with

00:30:58.859 --> 00:31:00.700
their emotions being heightened, a battlefield,

00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:02.900
you know, heightened emotions are going to be

00:31:02.900 --> 00:31:05.420
running rampant when thousands of people are

00:31:05.420 --> 00:31:07.200
dying. It's probably a very stressful thing.

00:31:07.500 --> 00:31:10.259
At least that's how I, like, assume it works.

00:31:10.619 --> 00:31:14.259
Yeah, I think there are generally just, like,

00:31:14.259 --> 00:31:17.960
really sensitive beings that can sense, I don't

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.660
know, all these movements and stuff, and so the

00:31:19.660 --> 00:31:23.359
craziness of the war is too much for them. Is

00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:26.839
this why they always, whenever you read Eldar

00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:31.079
books, they're weirdly not that mature? I feel

00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:32.279
like when I read them, do you know what I mean?

00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:33.759
They're quite... Might have more to do with the

00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:36.799
author, to be honest. Some of it is, like, it's

00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:39.559
very hard to write an arrogant character, not

00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:42.599
just feel like a child. And, you know, the Eldar

00:31:42.599 --> 00:31:44.960
are space elves, so arrogance is part and parcel

00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:49.119
of that. Yeah. I imagine in this case, too, it's

00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:50.920
like, imagine if you... Oh, nice kill, Andy.

00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:55.460
That was pretty nice. Imagine if you felt the

00:31:55.460 --> 00:31:57.920
dying screams of everyone on the battlefield

00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:01.759
in your soul. No, you're not going to be having

00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:04.799
a good time. I think I feel correct in saying

00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:07.019
that that would take most people out of the fight

00:32:07.019 --> 00:32:09.980
if everyone's dying screams was echoing in your

00:32:09.980 --> 00:32:15.720
soul. Just a casual mentee bee. Mental breakdown.

00:32:17.259 --> 00:32:22.000
Okay. Wow. I thought I was old. I've never heard

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.920
that even in my life, bro. Yeah, you are old,

00:32:24.920 --> 00:32:29.000
Unc. What the fuck are you on about? Someone's

00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:32.680
been on Facebook. Oh, I found a meme once. Look

00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:42.779
at my grandkids, guys. Okay, so anyways, Karsef

00:32:42.779 --> 00:32:46.759
is able to fight. and can, like, track enemy

00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:50.980
movements really well, just, like, predicting

00:32:50.980 --> 00:32:55.380
the space stuff. Yeah, this allows Uriel's army

00:32:55.380 --> 00:32:57.059
to be ready and planned for attacks whenever

00:32:57.059 --> 00:33:00.119
needed. But it is very hard to be on the battlefield,

00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.599
even for Karseth, and it's still traumatic, I

00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:06.960
guess. And then, finally, the main head guys,

00:33:07.259 --> 00:33:11.900
the Red Corsairs. Do either of you Space Marine

00:33:11.900 --> 00:33:15.660
people want to talk about Huron? The Red Corsairs

00:33:15.660 --> 00:33:18.960
at all. You can have some time in this episode.

00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:22.759
Do you want to give it a bash, Hal? I may not

00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:27.279
be as ingratiated with Huron himself. Would this

00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:31.460
be for... It doesn't have to be the entire rundown.

00:33:31.539 --> 00:33:36.819
I can give a one -sentence summary. Start with

00:33:36.819 --> 00:33:42.890
that. Imagine... The kind of person who would

00:33:42.890 --> 00:33:47.049
be angry when his request to invade Hell is met

00:33:47.049 --> 00:33:50.930
with a no. Like, no, you're not allowed to do

00:33:50.930 --> 00:33:56.529
that, you goddamn clown. From what I know, such

00:33:56.529 --> 00:34:00.410
a member of Huron, he became Chapter Master quite

00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:03.690
young. Youngest in the Chapter history, I think.

00:34:03.910 --> 00:34:08.409
Yeah, so he, in the Astral Claws, which... were

00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:11.469
already a chapter of Renown. They had a successor

00:34:11.469 --> 00:34:13.829
chapter, didn't they, which was the Tiger Claws,

00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:17.889
wasn't it? Yeah. And so, you know, to be a secondary

00:34:17.889 --> 00:34:20.690
founding of Ultramarines, to then have their

00:34:20.690 --> 00:34:24.610
own other chapter, they obviously had some esteem.

00:34:24.610 --> 00:34:26.730
There was some probably even greater arrogance,

00:34:26.989 --> 00:34:29.610
being that they are descended from, apparently,

00:34:29.710 --> 00:34:33.130
GW's favourite chapter, Ultramarines. Ultramarines!

00:34:33.570 --> 00:34:39.579
Yes, so... Huron goes on basically the dark Gilliman

00:34:39.579 --> 00:34:42.500
timeline in the sense of, you know, I would say.

00:34:42.739 --> 00:34:47.260
And throughout his, I guess, rule as chapter

00:34:47.260 --> 00:34:50.920
master, it's the thing with his frustration grew

00:34:50.920 --> 00:34:54.239
because, you know, even though they are space

00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.039
Marines, they are, you know, no, no fear and,

00:34:57.099 --> 00:34:59.539
you know, the greatest things ever apparently.

00:34:59.659 --> 00:35:01.880
And they definitely will not get stomped by any

00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:06.119
Necron squad immediately. They have limitations.

00:35:07.050 --> 00:35:09.309
by their numbers they are only a thousand as

00:35:09.309 --> 00:35:12.349
per the codex astartes uh oh particularly at

00:35:12.349 --> 00:35:14.809
this time so therefore this frustration grew

00:35:14.809 --> 00:35:18.570
into the fact that huron was not able to essentially

00:35:18.570 --> 00:35:20.269
you know i mean like he's like we have them on

00:35:20.269 --> 00:35:22.650
the run but you know the enemies the maelstrom

00:35:22.650 --> 00:35:25.889
could be conquered it could be pacified if they

00:35:25.889 --> 00:35:29.309
just had a bit more resources they just had a

00:35:29.309 --> 00:35:34.349
bit more time a bit more funds and men i don't

00:35:34.349 --> 00:35:35.989
think it's necessary i don't i wouldn't say it's

00:35:35.989 --> 00:35:38.869
bad writing i thought what i the way i view it

00:35:38.869 --> 00:35:42.710
at least is like he is so like he thinks his

00:35:42.710 --> 00:35:45.250
don't stink so much he's like no i'm the guy

00:35:45.250 --> 00:35:49.409
who can take down you know this warp storm only

00:35:49.409 --> 00:35:51.949
second to the eye of terror this rift in real

00:35:51.949 --> 00:35:54.829
space like no i'm that guy i can handle this

00:35:55.230 --> 00:35:58.690
To be fair, he also was diverting resources.

00:35:58.869 --> 00:36:00.929
He was supposed to be tithing to the Imperium

00:36:00.929 --> 00:36:04.050
in order to do it. Not as much as he would eventually

00:36:04.050 --> 00:36:07.909
do, but enough to be like, someone else might

00:36:07.909 --> 00:36:09.530
have needed that, bro. We will have an episode

00:36:09.530 --> 00:36:11.710
on the Battle of War probably like next month,

00:36:11.849 --> 00:36:15.429
where I will glaze Euron and save him from this.

00:36:15.469 --> 00:36:18.530
He is, I think, the most overhyped Chaos Space

00:36:18.530 --> 00:36:22.510
Marine. I ain't gonna lie to you. Surmising his

00:36:22.510 --> 00:36:27.699
lore, quite. a lot. He essentially, like Andy

00:36:27.699 --> 00:36:31.119
was saying, he stopped sending the TIE. He then

00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.139
goes beyond the bounds of the Codex Astartes

00:36:33.139 --> 00:36:35.159
and starts to increase his chapter's numbers

00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:37.619
beyond 1 ,000. I think he subsumes the TIGER

00:36:37.619 --> 00:36:39.920
clause basically into the actual clause. He also

00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.900
creates the Tyrant's Legion, which is like, I

00:36:42.900 --> 00:36:45.460
think, 100 ,000 mortal auxilia that he just goes,

00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:47.119
right, we're just going to make a mortal army

00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:51.920
as well to supplement our space marines. I think

00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:54.570
it's... i i might be wrong but it's a lot it's

00:36:54.570 --> 00:36:56.869
a lot more than a space marine chapter so he

00:36:56.869 --> 00:36:59.429
uses like a lot and it might it might have started

00:36:59.429 --> 00:37:02.050
and then it grew and grew and grew but like he

00:37:02.050 --> 00:37:04.210
was like i'm i'm like a conqueror me i'm gonna

00:37:04.210 --> 00:37:06.809
be like a proper legion of old kind of we're

00:37:06.809 --> 00:37:08.909
gonna build up to a hundred thousand space marines

00:37:08.909 --> 00:37:10.829
slowly and then as soon as he starts getting

00:37:10.829 --> 00:37:13.289
to like seven thousand everyone's like hey you're

00:37:13.289 --> 00:37:17.070
on No? Bad. You build a little legion over there,

00:37:17.170 --> 00:37:22.429
sir. Why not legion, but legion -shaped? But

00:37:22.429 --> 00:37:25.269
he would... Yo, we out of legion. Huron with

00:37:25.269 --> 00:37:31.170
a legion -shaped stomach. He would go on to increase

00:37:31.170 --> 00:37:35.789
his chapter, in quotations, size. Huron's girth

00:37:35.789 --> 00:37:39.130
would increase. That is not how he said it, but

00:37:39.130 --> 00:37:41.809
it is how we view it. Official law crime statement.

00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:47.079
He would call in allies, call in favors, chapters

00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:50.940
that owed allegiance to, not time to go to everyone,

00:37:51.059 --> 00:37:54.059
but, you know, as Eli was saying earlier, we

00:37:54.059 --> 00:37:57.340
had like Lamenters, Executioners, Mantis Warriors,

00:37:57.460 --> 00:38:00.420
other ones start joining up to Huron's cause.

00:38:00.539 --> 00:38:03.440
And eventually when the Lords of, good old Lords

00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:06.559
of Terror, you know, they had kind of the opposite,

00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:09.460
which is they had no taxation and no representation

00:38:09.460 --> 00:38:15.429
in their own fief. they said where yeah so this

00:38:15.429 --> 00:38:18.889
time to bring him into heel and to i think if

00:38:18.889 --> 00:38:21.769
i remember correctly as well the they were fast

00:38:21.769 --> 00:38:24.730
pacing uh aspirants through the process of becoming

00:38:24.730 --> 00:38:27.210
space marines so they're kind of a bit of like

00:38:27.210 --> 00:38:30.590
almost monstrosities in some sense and eventually

00:38:30.590 --> 00:38:32.530
the imperium would turn into what would be the

00:38:32.530 --> 00:38:35.610
bad war the civil war that would eventually you

00:38:35.610 --> 00:38:38.030
know lots of different acts in it many acts of

00:38:38.030 --> 00:38:42.960
betrayal subterfuge and you know kind of piss

00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.400
poor behavior on both sides essentially but mostly

00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:49.840
huron's arrogance would lead to his fall he would

00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:54.159
get injured and he would retreat the rest the

00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:56.960
last of the astral claws and he would obviously

00:38:56.960 --> 00:39:00.619
supposedly make this pact with chaos and he turns

00:39:00.619 --> 00:39:02.579
himself he's like basically you know if i can't

00:39:02.579 --> 00:39:04.760
build an empire for the imperium i'm gonna build

00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:08.079
it for me and maybe chaos will help me so he

00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:11.039
would go on to found himself as well The Imperium

00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:13.000
doesn't know he survived the Badab War, but then

00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.019
there's this figure that emerges from the ashes

00:39:15.019 --> 00:39:19.460
with a funny little warp creature who gives him

00:39:19.460 --> 00:39:24.780
access to weird strength and power. He has, instead

00:39:24.780 --> 00:39:26.980
of, I think he had dual lightning claws in some

00:39:26.980 --> 00:39:29.099
of the artworks he previously depicted in as

00:39:29.099 --> 00:39:32.739
an astral claw. I think he has a lightning claw

00:39:32.739 --> 00:39:36.880
and a gatling bolt thingy. An assault cannon.

00:39:37.780 --> 00:39:42.969
Now it's a... It's hard to go wrong with having

00:39:42.969 --> 00:39:46.690
the gun of an A -10 Warthog as your primary weapon.

00:39:46.829 --> 00:39:50.429
I can't hate that. He's also a big boy. As a

00:39:50.429 --> 00:39:53.650
Space Marine, he's always been pretty chunky.

00:39:54.829 --> 00:39:58.690
As much as he's probably some corrupt politician,

00:39:58.889 --> 00:40:03.090
he's a big chunk boy. More manlit oppression.

00:40:03.530 --> 00:40:05.650
The main Space Marines never get to be manlets.

00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:09.659
He's got quite the brawler. When you grow two

00:40:09.659 --> 00:40:12.219
feet as part of the procedure, yeah, you're not

00:40:12.219 --> 00:40:15.179
going to find any short space marines. Just go

00:40:15.179 --> 00:40:17.980
to the Alpha Legion now. They killed Alparius

00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:20.039
because he was too short. They couldn't have

00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:24.920
that. Damn, no short kings in my life. I'm the

00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:28.900
only short space marine. Killing myself. Most

00:40:28.900 --> 00:40:30.980
of that post was someone saying men under 5 '4

00:40:30.980 --> 00:40:36.329
should end it all. It's like, wow. Surmising

00:40:36.329 --> 00:40:41.050
with Huron's law, he would be saved through some

00:40:41.050 --> 00:40:44.889
spicy surgery, some spicy cybernetics, and probably

00:40:44.889 --> 00:40:47.969
made a bit of chaos juice, who knows. And he

00:40:47.969 --> 00:40:51.190
would become the black heart to represent, you

00:40:51.190 --> 00:40:54.090
know, the outside. So the inside has become the

00:40:54.090 --> 00:40:56.610
outside, and it reflects the heart within. He

00:40:56.610 --> 00:41:00.449
becomes this tyrant slash leader who would go

00:41:00.449 --> 00:41:03.190
on to form the Red Corsairs, and they form this,

00:41:03.230 --> 00:41:05.880
I guess, Again, they're almost like a Legion

00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:08.400
-sized strength from this moment on, because

00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.760
they don't care where your origin Legion is from.

00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:15.260
They, at many times, just attack other Space

00:41:15.260 --> 00:41:17.260
Marine, like Loyalist chapters for their gene

00:41:17.260 --> 00:41:20.480
seed. Some Space Wolf elements have joined them,

00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:24.619
notably. And eventually, it's kind of a swelling

00:41:24.619 --> 00:41:27.860
ground for miscreants, the lost and the damned,

00:41:27.980 --> 00:41:32.010
across the Maelstrom forces and area. and this

00:41:32.010 --> 00:41:34.289
is where we kind of find ourselves event obviously

00:41:34.289 --> 00:41:38.550
he kind of allies with uh abaddon but he we essentially

00:41:38.550 --> 00:41:42.110
find huron in charge of this massive raider corsair

00:41:42.110 --> 00:41:45.989
empire with the strength of that is larger than

00:41:45.989 --> 00:41:48.289
what he ever possessed when he was loyalist to

00:41:48.289 --> 00:41:54.170
the imperium yeah And I'm going to have that

00:41:54.170 --> 00:41:56.829
and this and that and this said here on. I'm

00:41:56.829 --> 00:42:00.289
pretty good at taking stuff. Personality wise,

00:42:00.409 --> 00:42:05.889
he was a ambitious, cunning individual who buried

00:42:05.889 --> 00:42:11.030
deep within a placid and politicians like face.

00:42:11.110 --> 00:42:14.849
It was buried deep within a hatred and a need

00:42:14.849 --> 00:42:19.010
for control. So he is very much a asshole, as

00:42:19.010 --> 00:42:24.920
people would say. What did Paulson say? You get

00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.480
the fuck back to writing that four -hour mage

00:42:27.480 --> 00:42:31.320
episode. You get back in the dungeon. You crawl

00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:43.260
away. We appreciate you. In recent years, Huron's

00:42:43.260 --> 00:42:46.420
main things have been messing up the Hollow Worlds,

00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:49.699
which is a novel I read. literally 10 years ago,

00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:51.579
so I can't really remember how much it is, but

00:42:51.579 --> 00:42:53.500
I'm going to reread it. It's on my bookshelf

00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:57.199
up there. He also soloed the White Scars on Chagoras

00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:59.280
pretty easily. No, he didn't! He didn't win!

00:42:59.380 --> 00:43:04.239
He lost. He got pushed away. He came back and

00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:10.860
then he won. You will see him in the Night...

00:43:10.860 --> 00:43:12.119
I've said a bit earlier about it. You see him

00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:15.179
in the Night Lords trilogy books. So he does

00:43:15.179 --> 00:43:17.059
meet some iconic characters throughout the setting,

00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:21.199
and he's... He's quite hilariously, as much as

00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:23.400
other people like Abdon and other ones have egos,

00:43:23.659 --> 00:43:26.340
he doesn't mind if you insult him to his face

00:43:26.340 --> 00:43:28.719
because he just finds it funny. Oh, well, there

00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:33.280
is that exchange when Honsu tries to get an armada

00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:36.280
with the Skull Harvest, which is like a tournament

00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.880
he throws every few years to be like, hey, are

00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:42.130
you a promising new warband leader? Come to my

00:43:42.130 --> 00:43:44.329
place and see if you can kill everyone else that

00:43:44.329 --> 00:43:46.190
wants all my ships and I'll give you them for

00:43:46.190 --> 00:43:51.050
free. And he's like, he steps up to Honsu and

00:43:51.050 --> 00:43:54.190
Honsu's like looking up to him and he makes like

00:43:54.190 --> 00:43:56.030
a snide comment because he's an iron warrior

00:43:56.030 --> 00:43:58.349
and that's their thing. I've seen their subreddit.

00:43:58.550 --> 00:44:01.449
And so Huon just kind of like gets like a finger

00:44:01.449 --> 00:44:03.429
of his, he's kind of like stabbed him through

00:44:03.429 --> 00:44:05.590
the gut and he's like, you're going to talk shit.

00:44:05.730 --> 00:44:07.829
And he's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm

00:44:07.829 --> 00:44:10.260
so sorry. yep yep you do not mess with huron

00:44:10.260 --> 00:44:13.000
because he's also like ballooned in size compared

00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.780
to like that whole if you stay in like a chaos

00:44:15.780 --> 00:44:19.179
hub you're gonna get like juiced up and so like

00:44:19.179 --> 00:44:22.219
even in that uh story it talks about how hanzo's

00:44:22.219 --> 00:44:24.760
like i'm not a small guy that guy's huge he's

00:44:24.760 --> 00:44:28.139
like he's he's strangely quiet very imposing

00:44:28.139 --> 00:44:31.079
very intimidating and he's got the ships to prove

00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:36.280
how how big his schlong is shall we say Oh no.

00:44:37.659 --> 00:44:41.320
We do meet him in the Night Lords trilogy and

00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:44.300
he is charismatic and charming. And there's a

00:44:44.300 --> 00:44:47.000
funny insight that is shown in that novel, which

00:44:47.000 --> 00:44:51.920
is the Night Lords in that book were legionaries,

00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:55.460
not chapters, not anything. They fought on like

00:44:55.460 --> 00:44:58.380
the Crusades and the Siege of Terror. And they

00:44:58.380 --> 00:45:00.599
almost like when the Red Corsairs fight, you

00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:03.960
can, they can see this, like they have terrible

00:45:03.960 --> 00:45:06.389
equipment, the Night Lords. But the skill difference

00:45:06.389 --> 00:45:09.630
is quite a chasm between what is a legionary

00:45:09.630 --> 00:45:12.750
and a Red Corsair. But the Red Corsairs have

00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:15.409
quite good gear. And in that novel, you do see

00:45:15.409 --> 00:45:18.050
them attack the Marines' errand. I think their

00:45:18.050 --> 00:45:20.570
fortress monastery. And they take their gene

00:45:20.570 --> 00:45:22.610
seed vaults while the entire chapter is basically

00:45:22.610 --> 00:45:26.469
away on campaign. Because, again, it's all about

00:45:26.469 --> 00:45:29.070
pillaging. And Ciaran does get betrayed by the

00:45:29.070 --> 00:45:31.670
Night Lords. But he's like, I expected that to

00:45:31.670 --> 00:45:33.610
happen. They steal one of his ships and he swears

00:45:33.610 --> 00:45:36.699
he will kill. because he's like i'm going to

00:45:36.699 --> 00:45:39.559
take every one of you i think in another story

00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:43.099
he has that one where uh he has a fun punishment

00:45:43.099 --> 00:45:45.760
for people he doesn't like which is he places

00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:49.840
them into a life support system behind his throne

00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:54.619
where you have feeding tube down your neck and

00:45:54.619 --> 00:45:56.679
you cannot move you cannot see you cannot hear

00:45:56.679 --> 00:46:00.360
and you will not if you're a space marine you

00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:04.690
will not die you will die of old age Which is

00:46:04.690 --> 00:46:07.610
unknown. Him and Abaddon really just be competing

00:46:07.610 --> 00:46:10.269
how much of a messed up thing can we put in our

00:46:10.269 --> 00:46:12.590
ship. But it's like Abaddon did that thing with

00:46:12.590 --> 00:46:13.949
Epimetheus where he's just like, I'm going to

00:46:13.949 --> 00:46:16.190
cut out your eyes and sew your lips together

00:46:16.190 --> 00:46:21.010
and sew a blank to your back even though you're

00:46:21.010 --> 00:46:23.110
a psyker. And he was like, I can do something

00:46:23.110 --> 00:46:27.969
like that. Into an egg. In that story, you actually

00:46:27.969 --> 00:46:30.489
see the perspective of the marine he does it

00:46:30.489 --> 00:46:34.210
to and that person uh that marine face like i'll

00:46:34.210 --> 00:46:37.409
you'll never get out of there so he has that

00:46:37.409 --> 00:46:39.269
particular he knows there are other beings i

00:46:39.269 --> 00:46:42.250
think near him so that is a punishment he reserves

00:46:42.250 --> 00:46:44.289
for those who he particularly despises which

00:46:44.289 --> 00:46:48.769
is basically denying someone death and any sensation

00:46:48.769 --> 00:46:53.650
which is a doozy that's a bad way to go because

00:46:53.650 --> 00:46:59.550
it's no death at all yeah uh what else oh he

00:46:59.550 --> 00:47:03.190
also he also participated in the uh Volcadia

00:47:03.190 --> 00:47:06.150
debacle, as I said before. He drove the boat.

00:47:06.409 --> 00:47:09.110
He drove the boat. The locals have a Blackstone

00:47:09.110 --> 00:47:12.590
Fortress, don't they? They're also present during

00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:15.030
Pandarax, briefly, because they help Abaddon

00:47:15.030 --> 00:47:19.170
assault the planet. Do we have any more donors

00:47:19.170 --> 00:47:22.309
to get to? Yeah, we can go through for all these

00:47:22.309 --> 00:47:28.409
new and old side characters. So to start us off,

00:47:28.489 --> 00:47:30.070
who would like to start us off with Beastman

00:47:30.070 --> 00:47:34.039
from Sweden? Colin, I think this is your man,

00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.480
though. He's a man from Sweden with a 50 SEK.

00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:39.659
Thank you. Your Honor, my client pleads, oopsie

00:47:39.659 --> 00:47:41.840
-daisy, how could he have known about that missile?

00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:46.360
Lawyer of Prince Uriel. Yeah, you know, basically

00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:50.159
Uriel's defense in that moment, but like, come

00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:54.079
on. Your Honor, did you actually see the missile

00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:57.500
yourself with your own eyes? Or did you just

00:47:57.500 --> 00:48:00.969
feel it when it rocked the crap out of you? Guilty

00:48:00.969 --> 00:48:05.610
say what? Kenneth was an inside job. Thank you

00:48:05.610 --> 00:48:08.570
for the $5. My name is kind of a meme, but when

00:48:08.570 --> 00:48:10.329
are y 'all going to have an episode on Gaunt's

00:48:10.329 --> 00:48:15.050
Ghosts and the 15th, 10th, 1st? At least for

00:48:15.050 --> 00:48:18.449
me, I need to read those books. Here's the trouble.

00:48:18.889 --> 00:48:21.010
The reason I haven't done a video on Gaunt's

00:48:21.010 --> 00:48:26.230
Ghosts or Gaunt is because he has 18 books. That's

00:48:26.230 --> 00:48:29.440
a lot of books. That's a lot of books, man. i

00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:32.619
will eventually i will eventually i'm also behind

00:48:32.619 --> 00:48:36.239
on it i know it's good but it's also i'm i'm

00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:41.179
daunted by the scale of that for me but still

00:48:41.179 --> 00:48:44.579
for me they're like moderate priority they're

00:48:44.579 --> 00:48:47.300
not they're not at the end of the list at the

00:48:47.300 --> 00:48:50.300
end of the list is it will perpetually remain

00:48:50.300 --> 00:48:52.380
the horus heresy which is only ever read when

00:48:52.380 --> 00:48:56.079
at this rate whenever hal asked me to read one

00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:59.480
yeah Even then it was a novella, not even a full

00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:02.679
novel. Amber of Olympia? It's not a full novel.

00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:06.860
I got the audiobook of it, so I don't have a

00:49:06.860 --> 00:49:08.739
frame of mind. It's half the size of a novel

00:49:08.739 --> 00:49:15.380
now. I know you like Iron Warriors. I actually

00:49:15.380 --> 00:49:18.880
do like the Iron Warriors. I hate their dad.

00:49:20.420 --> 00:49:22.960
It's the poster child book of hatred for him.

00:49:23.099 --> 00:49:28.340
He's a prick. Yeah. The Whiskey Goblin. Kevin

00:49:28.340 --> 00:49:32.579
Langstrom versus Huron Blackheart. I don't know

00:49:32.579 --> 00:49:35.760
who that is. He's a Battletech character. He

00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:41.820
pilots a Ghost mech. Look. Oh, yeah. What if

00:49:41.820 --> 00:49:49.800
Cthulhu was a mech? Look. He's in a mech. Huron

00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:53.179
isn't. I feel like... You can just step on here

00:49:53.179 --> 00:49:55.119
on him. Marauder's a heavy mech, too. That's

00:49:55.119 --> 00:50:00.260
like 80 tons of mech stepping on him. I don't

00:50:00.260 --> 00:50:02.519
know. I was reading some of the Imperial Knight

00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:05.539
stuff, and in one of the books, a dark apostle

00:50:05.539 --> 00:50:08.920
just kind of jumps at one with his Crozius and

00:50:08.920 --> 00:50:10.860
smacks it in the knee and shatters it. You're

00:50:10.860 --> 00:50:15.159
like, oh, dear. That's a real Davey versus Goliath

00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:17.639
moment right there. I don't know, man. This mech

00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:24.579
has teeth. Nom, nom, nom. I love reading the

00:50:24.579 --> 00:50:27.679
last word. Boy, this is already... No, no, someone

00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:30.840
else can have this one. Yeah, no thanks. Alright,

00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:37.480
saturnine782 for da 50. Da 50? The baby said?

00:50:38.619 --> 00:50:44.639
Let's go. Nowadays, you've got to add Warhammer

00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:47.199
when you mention Big E. Lest you want Normie

00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:50.559
to thank you for mentioning Epstein. I don't

00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:52.360
think I've ever heard anyone refer to him as

00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:56.659
Big E. I'm not going to lie to you. I know Dripsine,

00:50:56.699 --> 00:51:02.199
but I don't know Big E. Big E. Why don't you

00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:06.519
mention him at the dinner table? Kenneth was

00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:08.829
an inside job again. Thank you very much. Probably

00:51:08.829 --> 00:51:11.550
your donations, maybe $2. Nice Gatorade hat,

00:51:11.710 --> 00:51:17.150
Andy. Andy is giving... Oh my gosh. I'm not going

00:51:17.150 --> 00:51:22.389
to lie. Do you have a truck, Andy? For the audio

00:51:22.389 --> 00:51:25.389
listeners, he just completely disappeared. I'm

00:51:25.389 --> 00:51:27.809
not going to lie. It took me like 10 minutes

00:51:27.809 --> 00:51:30.909
to realize that wasn't Gatorade. All right, look

00:51:30.909 --> 00:51:34.260
here, you little shits. I wore this specifically

00:51:34.260 --> 00:51:36.659
because it was a Red Scores, Red Corsairs episode

00:51:36.659 --> 00:51:39.500
and they did my boys dirty. So I had to represent.

00:51:40.139 --> 00:51:43.780
Everyone's done the white scars dirty. Well,

00:51:43.860 --> 00:51:46.579
mostly just authors. The five authors, the one

00:51:46.579 --> 00:51:48.860
author, you know, I was about to defend them

00:51:48.860 --> 00:51:51.800
a bit. Now you're not getting it. Okay, I'll

00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:53.280
do it anyway. They're great in Apocalypse and

00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:55.980
they're not even the main characters. Wizardy

00:51:55.980 --> 00:51:59.800
Goblin, another $1 .99. Thank you. Manlit Space

00:51:59.800 --> 00:52:02.760
Marines equals Leagues of Wotan. Pretty much.

00:52:03.880 --> 00:52:08.119
They've got big swords and kind of bolters and

00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:11.400
Volkite -style weapons. No one else here understands

00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:13.699
the true secret of, I don't need the Leagues

00:52:13.699 --> 00:52:16.199
of Wotan to be good. Deep Rock Galactic is good,

00:52:16.260 --> 00:52:21.119
therefore the Leagues of Wotan are good. i still

00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:25.199
can't get over the wasted opportunity that that

00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:29.820
army is that like it you know i mean like it's

00:52:29.820 --> 00:52:35.420
just so i don't know i never met anybody in real

00:52:35.420 --> 00:52:39.099
life who actually plays them ever and i play

00:52:39.099 --> 00:52:44.599
one i've met arthur bones The one dude. With

00:52:44.599 --> 00:52:47.739
the tattoo and everything. Just one guy. So do

00:52:47.739 --> 00:52:51.460
you watch a movie and if everything isn't explained

00:52:51.460 --> 00:52:53.960
in 10 minutes and fully fleshed out, you just

00:52:53.960 --> 00:52:56.019
quit? You're just like, no, it's a bad movie?

00:52:56.519 --> 00:53:00.500
No, I just... It's like watching, let's just

00:53:00.500 --> 00:53:03.480
say, Star Wars. And then someone goes, you know

00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:08.090
what? I absolutely love. Phantom Menace Naboo

00:53:08.090 --> 00:53:13.550
Palace Guard. See, you know damn well there's

00:53:13.550 --> 00:53:18.570
a 10 -page Star Wars wiki article on that guy.

00:53:18.769 --> 00:53:24.170
Let's hang on now. Here's the problem. I wouldn't

00:53:24.170 --> 00:53:26.769
have a problem if... I can't even remember his

00:53:26.769 --> 00:53:30.070
name. Tanaka. Yeah, Tanaka. I don't have a problem

00:53:30.070 --> 00:53:32.690
with Tanaka had a book or a film in that case.

00:53:32.809 --> 00:53:34.929
But the problem with Votan is their premier guy.

00:53:35.349 --> 00:53:41.369
Is it Ulrich? No. What's the destined? He doesn't

00:53:41.369 --> 00:53:44.530
have a book. He's just got a mini. And it's like

00:53:44.530 --> 00:53:46.210
a cool mini. But I don't know who this guy is.

00:53:46.409 --> 00:53:48.090
And now we've got two editions. Like, he's a

00:53:48.090 --> 00:53:49.610
guy in charge. Like, is there any new law on

00:53:49.610 --> 00:53:52.599
him? No. That's a black library problem, which

00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:55.260
they have many problems lately. Hey, look. Look

00:53:55.260 --> 00:53:57.179
at the old world right over there. You get one

00:53:57.179 --> 00:53:59.659
book. Fuck you. The scouring. Eat shit. Here's

00:53:59.659 --> 00:54:05.460
Istvan. Guys, guys, look. Istvan 5 is back. You

00:54:05.460 --> 00:54:08.960
can come. Zadu Layak from the Wordbearers is

00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:10.900
getting a new book, and he's been dead for over

00:54:10.900 --> 00:54:12.679
a year because he died in the Siege of Terror.

00:54:12.860 --> 00:54:14.840
And he's getting a book. Eidlon's got a book.

00:54:15.420 --> 00:54:17.679
We're not going to get one for Buddy Egnison?

00:54:18.250 --> 00:54:19.909
from the Votan because he's like the guy who's

00:54:19.909 --> 00:54:21.670
like, oh, I survived the Tyranids. That'd be

00:54:21.670 --> 00:54:24.650
a fun book. Last man standing fighting the Tyranids.

00:54:24.889 --> 00:54:27.650
Hear me out. Before we derail too far from the

00:54:27.650 --> 00:54:33.210
actual main subject of the video. The Men of

00:54:33.210 --> 00:54:38.329
Iron slash like supercomputers angle is possibly

00:54:38.329 --> 00:54:42.570
interesting. I love the book Neuromancer. There's

00:54:42.570 --> 00:54:45.150
cool things with AI like content. It's very relevant.

00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:48.150
You could do something there. Nah, let's just

00:54:48.150 --> 00:54:52.289
do dwarves, bro. You know what I mean? Get off

00:54:52.289 --> 00:54:54.530
your horse. Let's do Scandinavian dwarves. I

00:54:54.530 --> 00:55:00.349
always love when this comes up because me and

00:55:00.349 --> 00:55:02.409
Hal have the same opinion but in the opposite

00:55:02.409 --> 00:55:04.809
direction where he wants less dwarf and I want

00:55:04.809 --> 00:55:07.309
more dwarf and we're both unhappy with what we

00:55:07.309 --> 00:55:11.469
have. Because if someone went, you know what

00:55:11.469 --> 00:55:16.659
we need also in Warhammer 40k? Make the Eldar

00:55:16.659 --> 00:55:19.480
less sci -fi. Make them more like wood elves.

00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:23.719
And I'd be like, listen, maybe. Well, that was

00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:27.239
a rough patch. Exodites is a cool concept of

00:55:27.239 --> 00:55:30.900
a thing. I understand that. But like, it didn't

00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:34.840
need dwarves in any sense. No one went, it needed

00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:37.940
dwarves. I just can't. Yeah, but they already

00:55:37.940 --> 00:55:42.019
existed. Poor, pissed versions of dwarves. There

00:55:42.019 --> 00:55:44.599
have been people for 30 years asking for the

00:55:44.599 --> 00:55:47.860
squats to come back. They exist. I'm sorry. Yeah,

00:55:47.900 --> 00:55:50.340
but all five of them are going to die soon. I'm

00:55:50.340 --> 00:55:53.980
sure because they're ancient. They're ancient.

00:55:54.219 --> 00:55:56.500
I don't think anybody else, if anyone else, if

00:55:56.500 --> 00:55:58.360
you ask every Warhammer fan who may see when,

00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:00.739
would you rather have something like more...

00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:04.760
updated tower models, more Necron, more Eldar

00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:07.260
updates. Would you like Dark Mechanicum? Would

00:56:07.260 --> 00:56:08.940
you like any one of those things more than the

00:56:08.940 --> 00:56:12.599
squads? Everyone would say yes. I think you're

00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.039
underestimating the amount of squad fans. Oh

00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.380
man, I do love the Naboo guy. No one loves the

00:56:21.380 --> 00:56:24.059
Naboo. No one loves Phantom Menace. People love

00:56:24.059 --> 00:56:26.679
the last 10 minutes of Phantom Menace. Yeah,

00:56:26.719 --> 00:56:29.079
it's very true. It's hard to rewatch it because

00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:32.059
it ruined my nostalgia. These men from Sweden,

00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:34.500
thank you for the 20 sec. We do not claim the

00:56:34.500 --> 00:56:37.159
league. I vote Han Andy. He's speaking for the

00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:40.139
dwarves, I presume. He's speaking for Sweden

00:56:40.139 --> 00:56:45.199
and Scandinavia. Where were we at, Maelstrom?

00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.320
Focusing back to the actual pool, I want to see

00:56:49.320 --> 00:56:54.099
more slurs about dwarves. Okay. We got all the

00:56:54.099 --> 00:56:57.320
new guys in the Red Corsairs and the not -so

00:56:57.320 --> 00:57:00.519
-new guys. And then you get two minutes of the

00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.039
Eldar and Red Corsairs interacting, despite them

00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:07.059
being the cover box art and pictures of them

00:57:07.059 --> 00:57:09.380
fighting throughout the whole book. Oh, whatever.

00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:14.480
Okay. New Red Corsairs characters. We have Lord

00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:19.800
Drac Tarzar, the Iron Reeve. Jarazod? Yeah, he's

00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:23.239
a traitorous officer. He was a traitorous officer

00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:26.039
of the Iron Hands. who was censured for allowing

00:57:26.039 --> 00:57:29.860
too many horrific deaths amongst the allied soldiery.

00:57:29.940 --> 00:57:33.539
He's John Ironhand, and he was sentenced to a

00:57:33.539 --> 00:57:36.719
century of penance in the Death Watch. He decided

00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:39.659
that the Ironhands have fallen and billions must

00:57:39.659 --> 00:57:43.019
die, so he abandoned the Imperium, and he found

00:57:43.019 --> 00:57:45.820
a force that respected strength, the Red Corsairs.

00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:49.059
He killed the serfs on the transport ship that

00:57:49.059 --> 00:57:51.139
was bringing him to the Death Watch, and he carved

00:57:51.139 --> 00:57:54.539
his own path towards Huron. He despises mortal

00:57:54.539 --> 00:57:58.119
humanity because they're so weak, and he is growing

00:57:58.119 --> 00:58:01.239
in power, seizing many resources and ships, but

00:58:01.239 --> 00:58:03.639
most of his mortal slaves don't survive very

00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:06.179
long, so his armies are actually small. Because

00:58:06.179 --> 00:58:07.880
they usually die, because he doesn't treat them

00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:10.199
very well. Wow, that's a slight on the Iron Hands

00:58:10.199 --> 00:58:12.739
fans. Like, can we have that for David Geimer

00:58:12.739 --> 00:58:15.420
book? No, here's a small guy in the maelstrom.

00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:21.820
And he's a jerk. I mean, is anyone mistreating

00:58:21.820 --> 00:58:25.380
common people really that much of a character?

00:58:26.920 --> 00:58:30.510
It's like, this person breathes. He's also an

00:58:30.510 --> 00:58:33.409
iron hand, so therefore they are four assholes.

00:58:33.650 --> 00:58:36.710
He's very, very iron hand. They didn't try overly

00:58:36.710 --> 00:58:40.789
hard. But he thinks he's the goat and that Huron's

00:58:40.789 --> 00:58:43.230
time is up and that he is the natural predecessor

00:58:43.230 --> 00:58:49.090
to rule all of the Red Corsairs. Yes. The Crimson

00:58:49.090 --> 00:58:52.250
Choir, who is the Geist of the Red Marshes, is

00:58:52.250 --> 00:58:55.530
a dark apostle who preaches the words of butchery.

00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:59.320
given to him by the dark gods he's a very useful

00:58:59.320 --> 00:59:02.860
fellow in swaying traitors to huron's cause despite

00:59:02.860 --> 00:59:05.900
huron not enjoying the worship of the dark gods

00:59:05.900 --> 00:59:08.800
he doesn't like chaos very much he leads the

00:59:08.800 --> 00:59:11.679
warband the thirsting sons and they're experts

00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:15.099
at hunting patrols of other astartes and uh they

00:59:15.099 --> 00:59:17.880
control a huge stockpile of gene seed which they

00:59:17.880 --> 00:59:20.719
have taken from these astartes patrols obviously

00:59:20.719 --> 00:59:23.280
all different kinds of chapters of gene seeds

00:59:23.280 --> 00:59:27.550
he has cryo vaults that are that hold such priceless

00:59:27.550 --> 00:59:29.570
treasures that they're hidden even from Huron,

00:59:29.710 --> 00:59:33.929
and the Crimson Choir provides a steady but conserved

00:59:33.929 --> 00:59:37.429
flow to the tyrant. No one knows his true identity,

00:59:37.670 --> 00:59:42.429
but supposedly he told Huron that he was of the

00:59:42.429 --> 00:59:45.909
blood of Sanguinius, but he's changed a lot over

00:59:45.909 --> 00:59:48.170
the centuries, his mannerisms, his looks, so

00:59:48.170 --> 00:59:50.329
a lot of people think that it's actually a demon,

00:59:50.389 --> 00:59:53.389
a bunch of demons possessing a host, and that's

00:59:53.389 --> 00:59:56.400
what the Crimson Choir is. then you have the

00:59:56.400 --> 01:00:00.699
bale master beerless uh creole the enslaver of

01:00:00.699 --> 01:00:04.380
the ark he's a grand river and expert of in ship

01:00:04.380 --> 01:00:07.880
the ship boarding combat he's a captor of one

01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:10.960
of the dread arcs of omen and he now commands

01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:14.539
the ship renamed under ma and from here he conducts

01:00:14.539 --> 01:00:16.579
sporting actions to capture any ships he can

01:00:16.579 --> 01:00:18.440
get within reach of so he's quite a big fleet

01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:21.219
he was once a mantis warrior and he actually

01:00:21.219 --> 01:00:24.219
fought in the bad war He'll never forget the

01:00:24.219 --> 01:00:26.559
wrongs that the Imperium committed to him, so

01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:28.980
he keeps his bionic eye that doesn't work very

01:00:28.980 --> 01:00:31.019
well and was hastily installed in the evacuation

01:00:31.019 --> 01:00:35.659
from Badab. Then there's General Henrik Falkreiber,

01:00:35.820 --> 01:00:39.460
an Imperial Guard guy. He was a former Spire

01:00:39.460 --> 01:00:43.000
Marshal of Styx. He's a brutal strategist, and

01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:45.420
he was once an officer of a guard. He spends

01:00:45.420 --> 01:00:48.079
lives as currency, and he shows no mercy to the

01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:51.219
enemy or his own soldiers, but he has created

01:00:51.219 --> 01:00:53.420
a cult of personality. The people quite like

01:00:53.420 --> 01:00:56.719
him. They adorn wolf stuff to their armaments

01:00:56.719 --> 01:01:00.199
all the time. He was once an ambitious man of

01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:03.179
the Imperium, but when he was moved to anti -pirate

01:01:03.179 --> 01:01:06.219
duties around Styx, he became bitter. His requests

01:01:06.219 --> 01:01:09.159
and reports were ignored. and uh the insulting

01:01:09.159 --> 01:01:12.039
station gave him the understanding of the pirates

01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:14.400
he fought against and he now serves as one of

01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:18.320
huron's chief mortal officers he wages war at

01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:20.320
the head of vast creator armies and even leads

01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:23.320
human regiments alongside red corsairs kind of

01:01:23.320 --> 01:01:26.159
like a he's like a mini huron i guess uh and

01:01:26.159 --> 01:01:28.739
now that the main the main red corsairs that

01:01:28.739 --> 01:01:30.320
have some lore i just have the lore from this

01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:32.500
book written down for them and he probably knows

01:01:32.500 --> 01:01:37.289
more but there's uh garyan garyon the corpse

01:01:37.289 --> 01:01:40.030
master the lord apothecary of the red corsairs

01:01:40.030 --> 01:01:43.349
he's kind of a freak he's a og from badab he's

01:01:43.349 --> 01:01:45.010
the greatest battle surgeon of the maelstrom

01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:47.730
and he's the one who saved huron's life on the

01:01:47.730 --> 01:01:50.349
way to the maelstrom he is wicked and obsessed

01:01:50.349 --> 01:01:53.829
and very interested and knowledgeable in the

01:01:53.829 --> 01:01:56.090
secrets of the dead and dying in the moments

01:01:56.090 --> 01:01:59.170
of death kind of similar to illuminator's heiress

01:01:59.170 --> 01:02:03.190
at times he might save you other times he might

01:02:03.630 --> 01:02:06.210
watch you die and like experiment on you horrifically

01:02:06.210 --> 01:02:08.909
and give you a terribly painful death uh whether

01:02:08.909 --> 01:02:12.489
you're his buddy or his enemy he has a vast knowledge

01:02:12.489 --> 01:02:15.789
of astartes physiology uh spanning across multiple

01:02:15.789 --> 01:02:18.030
chapters and he's in charge of screening new

01:02:18.030 --> 01:02:20.889
recruits for any potential debilitations mutations

01:02:20.889 --> 01:02:23.530
or other issues that would taint the process

01:02:23.530 --> 01:02:26.449
of becoming astartes or serving in the corsairs

01:02:26.449 --> 01:02:29.699
is there anything else notable i you might have

01:02:29.699 --> 01:02:31.139
wondered why I was so quiet at the beginning

01:02:31.139 --> 01:02:34.260
of this pod. I was literally like searching through

01:02:34.260 --> 01:02:36.000
some of the short stories. Some of these characters

01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:40.699
have been in and they have like 10, 10 bits in

01:02:40.699 --> 01:02:43.559
each one or so. Yeah. I think he has some stuff

01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.940
in bad. I've wore books, but I am currently reading

01:02:45.940 --> 01:02:48.599
those right now. So I'll get there. Why is Colin

01:02:48.599 --> 01:02:58.539
and Hal having a laughing fit? They're so sorry.

01:02:58.860 --> 01:03:02.420
Is that what happened in the game? Yeah, Andy

01:03:02.420 --> 01:03:06.960
got a really good kill against some guy jitpicking

01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:10.019
after him. And then he immediately rolled off

01:03:10.019 --> 01:03:12.920
a fucking cliff. Yeah, but I didn't realize you

01:03:12.920 --> 01:03:14.780
were going to be laughing five minutes later.

01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:18.760
I was laughing because Colin was laughing. I've

01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:23.340
been seeing that shoulder shake for five minutes.

01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:27.940
I started laughing and then Hal kept laughing

01:03:27.940 --> 01:03:33.559
so I kept laughing. Anyway, so the reason that

01:03:33.559 --> 01:03:35.840
I was like very quiet at the beginning of the

01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:38.300
thing was, yeah, he's in these books. I'll tell

01:03:38.300 --> 01:03:41.920
you what I found. He worked with Arminius Valfex

01:03:41.920 --> 01:03:44.980
who's actually got a model. He's a legend. Valfex

01:03:44.980 --> 01:03:46.800
is not mentioned in this freaking book for some

01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:48.840
reason. He's got the whips and he's a tech marine.

01:03:48.900 --> 01:03:50.940
He's got back whip things and he's a really cool

01:03:50.940 --> 01:03:55.739
mini. He's like master tech marine and he's There

01:03:55.739 --> 01:04:03.079
we go. And he works within Hell's Iris. He works

01:04:03.079 --> 01:04:05.179
within Hell's Iris because apparently their gene

01:04:05.179 --> 01:04:08.500
seed is not doing too well. It's got an insanely

01:04:08.500 --> 01:04:11.679
high rapid attrition rate, so they have to resort

01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:14.739
to other warband origins to help them keep going.

01:04:15.980 --> 01:04:18.219
He's very knowledgeable about space marine physiology.

01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:21.460
He has a ship called the Specter of Ruin. And

01:04:21.460 --> 01:04:23.440
at one point, Huron and him studied the Silver

01:04:23.440 --> 01:04:26.300
Skulls as potentially a chapter they'd subsume

01:04:26.300 --> 01:04:30.119
into their warband. And he tends to extort Huron

01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:31.860
for favors because he's the one who saved his

01:04:31.860 --> 01:04:34.599
life from taking a melter to the face during

01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:36.980
the Badab War. So that kind of means you can

01:04:36.980 --> 01:04:39.260
get a lot of favors, I suppose. And his model

01:04:39.260 --> 01:04:41.820
is pretty cool. I love his mechanical finger.

01:04:42.380 --> 01:04:43.960
Everyone thought he was going to be a world eater.

01:04:44.980 --> 01:04:48.559
apothecary and they got baited yeah yeah poor

01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:52.900
world yeah all right well that's that's gary

01:04:52.900 --> 01:04:56.179
we'll hear more about him in a month or two whenever

01:04:56.179 --> 01:05:00.800
that is uh then we have katar garrix the headsman

01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:04.519
he's here on executioner that's about it but

01:05:04.519 --> 01:05:08.159
he acts as um he's actually a former executioner

01:05:08.440 --> 01:05:10.679
He is a former executioner, and he sometimes

01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:14.099
acts as like a lieutenant leading his own group

01:05:14.099 --> 01:05:17.139
of Astartes and soldiers where needed, but he

01:05:17.139 --> 01:05:21.519
truly excels as John Duelist. He's like uber

01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:23.960
strong, so he can use his two -handed axe like

01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:26.880
a duelist weapon, and he's obsessed with slaying

01:05:26.880 --> 01:05:30.360
worthy opponents with the axe of ending, and

01:05:30.360 --> 01:05:33.079
he slays many consistent, he gets a consistent

01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:35.929
stream. of Huron's adversaries to slay, whether

01:05:35.929 --> 01:05:38.510
those are political or on the battlefield or

01:05:38.510 --> 01:05:41.349
officers that Huron doesn't like anymore. And

01:05:41.349 --> 01:05:44.289
he's a key component to keeping things in order.

01:05:44.429 --> 01:05:48.050
But that's it. Yeah. He's mentioned in one book,

01:05:48.210 --> 01:05:50.730
the Huron Blackheart book, very briefly for like

01:05:50.730 --> 01:05:53.750
a couple of paragraphs he's there. And he's a

01:05:53.750 --> 01:05:56.670
really good tactician, but he's an even better

01:05:56.670 --> 01:05:59.969
butcher. He kills unworthy Red Corsairs who try

01:05:59.969 --> 01:06:03.090
mutinies. He cuts their heads off. He knows that

01:06:03.090 --> 01:06:06.230
Huron's basically the only ally he has in the

01:06:06.230 --> 01:06:08.750
warband because he's not even like a proper Red

01:06:08.750 --> 01:06:12.530
Corsair. He's like executioner's bloodline. And

01:06:12.530 --> 01:06:14.650
he's the one who prosecuted the war on Chagoras

01:06:14.650 --> 01:06:17.949
alongside Captain Onias Prey. So screw that guy.

01:06:18.110 --> 01:06:23.050
He's dick. I hate him. Screw that guy. All right.

01:06:23.449 --> 01:06:27.409
More excitingly, the two new characters, Captain

01:06:27.409 --> 01:06:36.079
Sargota and the Enforcer. This captain is just

01:06:36.079 --> 01:06:39.900
like an evil lady. Sargota. Sargota sounds like

01:06:39.900 --> 01:06:41.559
one of the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean.

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:45.579
Sartosa is in the Pirates of the Caribbean, right?

01:06:45.739 --> 01:06:50.880
Yeah. But she was once an accomplished Imperial

01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:54.300
Officer of Battlefleet Solar. She's now the Chief

01:06:54.300 --> 01:06:58.639
Void Tactician of Huron. Sargota. maneuvered

01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:01.019
the political realm of the navy quite well and

01:07:01.019 --> 01:07:04.679
she would advance pretty respectively uh respectively

01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:07.699
but it was not fast enough for her liking so

01:07:07.699 --> 01:07:10.159
she undercut a lot of people and she screwed

01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:13.239
over a lot of people grabbing glory at any possible

01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:16.760
time which was to the expense of others and all

01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:18.679
of these enemies that she made would eventually

01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:21.099
come back at her and like deface her in this

01:07:21.099 --> 01:07:23.420
weird boarding incident that got her sent to

01:07:23.420 --> 01:07:27.000
a backwater in the dwarveless subsector Here,

01:07:27.380 --> 01:07:29.519
she would betray the people she was working for

01:07:29.519 --> 01:07:32.239
and send the Imperial Naval Base's command codes

01:07:32.239 --> 01:07:34.380
to raiders in the area, leaving them vulnerable,

01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:36.300
which would lead to the murdering of thousands

01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:38.280
and the theft of billions of tons of materials.

01:07:38.900 --> 01:07:41.260
That was one of her many atrocities against the

01:07:41.260 --> 01:07:43.940
Imperium, and she now commands the battlecruiser

01:07:43.940 --> 01:07:48.000
Reign of Spite is Huron's go -between for traitor

01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:51.210
naval officers. She provides some intel and prospects

01:07:51.210 --> 01:07:54.630
for coded signals, system vulnerabilities, and

01:07:54.630 --> 01:07:57.730
new prospects for potential betrayers. She often

01:07:57.730 --> 01:08:00.010
accompanies the space marines in battle, just

01:08:00.010 --> 01:08:02.170
for fun, I guess, floating atop her little command

01:08:02.170 --> 01:08:04.929
throne that has tendrils that can commandeer

01:08:04.929 --> 01:08:08.010
enemy ships and vehicles. She also helps evaluate

01:08:08.010 --> 01:08:10.570
Huron's void captains and fleets, ensuring only

01:08:10.570 --> 01:08:15.679
the best serve the tyrant of Badab. the new Lotara

01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:18.779
Saren. Yeah, she's less cool Lotara, to be honest.

01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:20.420
Because Lotara, in the law of the moment, is

01:08:20.420 --> 01:08:22.460
like a blob inside the... I would say, yeah,

01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:25.579
she's like half blob, half ghost who's upset

01:08:25.579 --> 01:08:33.319
at everything she did. The Enforcer, the Turalyon

01:08:33.319 --> 01:08:37.479
model that was not given to Tau, but was given

01:08:37.479 --> 01:08:39.960
to Chaos, the first new alien auxiliary model.

01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:42.840
uh was given to freaking chaos space marines

01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:45.359
instead of the tau so i'll jump off a cliff i

01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:48.699
guess i don't know i i i probably should have

01:08:48.699 --> 01:08:51.300
gone to tao but i do appreciate when they acknowledge

01:08:51.300 --> 01:08:54.380
that hey look it's not just you know space marines

01:08:54.380 --> 01:08:56.960
that might fall the cat look look there are other

01:08:56.960 --> 01:09:00.260
aliens too that might worship chaos well hold

01:09:00.260 --> 01:09:02.859
on there she she's not corrupted by chaos doesn't

01:09:02.859 --> 01:09:07.479
care about chaos never mind well they do have

01:09:07.479 --> 01:09:12.050
beastmen as well to be fair they The Beastmen

01:09:12.050 --> 01:09:14.689
get about as many Ws as they did in Warhammer

01:09:14.689 --> 01:09:20.090
Fantasy, so zero. Anyways, the Enforcer is the

01:09:20.090 --> 01:09:23.189
Crocodile Lady. She's here on Blackheart's Xenos

01:09:23.189 --> 01:09:28.289
Bounty Hunter, also known as Cord 9 Sorgha. She

01:09:28.289 --> 01:09:30.829
is a Turalyon. She's feared across the entire

01:09:30.829 --> 01:09:34.449
Maelstrom. The Enforcer was once a soldier of

01:09:34.449 --> 01:09:38.649
the great Doza Rul, which was a Turalyon war

01:09:38.649 --> 01:09:40.890
pack. whose masters were slaughtered by the Red

01:09:40.890 --> 01:09:44.430
Corsairs. The survivors, believing their masters

01:09:44.430 --> 01:09:48.270
all slain, they swore oaths to Huron. Honor and

01:09:48.270 --> 01:09:51.250
oaths are held to obsessive importance to these

01:09:51.250 --> 01:09:54.609
aliens. However, when the group received summons

01:09:54.609 --> 01:09:57.029
from survivors of their previous employer's cartel,

01:09:57.029 --> 01:09:58.270
which they thought were dead but they're not,

01:09:58.390 --> 01:10:02.689
they abandoned Huron. The enforcer saw this as

01:10:02.689 --> 01:10:05.130
a disgusting sign of honor and returning to a

01:10:05.130 --> 01:10:07.930
failing cartel is a sign of great weakness. So

01:10:07.930 --> 01:10:10.439
over many months, She would hunt down her brethren

01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:12.960
and eventually bring hundreds of Turalyon heads

01:10:12.960 --> 01:10:16.300
to Blackheart as tribute. Huron quickly recognized

01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:19.340
that she's kind of a baller and very loyal and

01:10:19.340 --> 01:10:23.479
powerful and let Desinos become his chief bounty

01:10:23.479 --> 01:10:26.039
hunter. And the enforcer now tracks down every

01:10:26.039 --> 01:10:28.819
being ever that has ever slated Huron, whether

01:10:28.819 --> 01:10:31.399
it be a fleeing officer, a renegade who speaks

01:10:31.399 --> 01:10:33.939
out. A pirate group stealing fuel from the Red

01:10:33.939 --> 01:10:36.460
Corsairs or any such thing. The Enforcer will

01:10:36.460 --> 01:10:39.960
hunt them down. The ends of the earth. No one

01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:42.340
can hide or run, no matter how far they go. She

01:10:42.340 --> 01:10:45.939
always finds them. So she's Korsaro Khan from

01:10:45.939 --> 01:10:49.680
the White Scars. Oh, okay. Master of the hunt.

01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:52.560
Every bounty hunter is Korsaro Khan from the

01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:54.659
White Scars, I guess. Does she have a big list

01:10:54.659 --> 01:10:57.380
of people who have the grudge with the Warband

01:10:57.380 --> 01:11:01.449
that they hunt down? Did you guys know that Boba

01:11:01.449 --> 01:11:03.649
Fett is actually Corsaro Khan from The White

01:11:03.649 --> 01:11:12.109
Scars? Yes, he is. Okay, anyway. The Turalyon,

01:11:12.210 --> 01:11:15.470
she's also Chiron's eyes, ears, and mouth and

01:11:15.470 --> 01:11:19.449
blade amongst the many Xenos associates of the

01:11:19.449 --> 01:11:23.270
Corsairs. Alongside her is this dog thing, which

01:11:23.270 --> 01:11:25.449
is a very dangerous creature called a Vargesi.

01:11:26.029 --> 01:11:28.090
which I've seen the theoretical pictures of these

01:11:28.090 --> 01:11:30.750
before. They do not look like dogs. The Barwa?

01:11:31.090 --> 01:11:34.189
The Bargesi. They're aliens. They're Xenos. I

01:11:34.189 --> 01:11:37.189
think they're vaguely related to the Dark Eldar,

01:11:37.270 --> 01:11:38.949
or at least they have some in cages somewhere.

01:11:39.750 --> 01:11:41.890
Yeah, I think they're mentioned every once in

01:11:41.890 --> 01:11:44.989
a while, but they don't look like... The pictures

01:11:44.989 --> 01:11:46.710
that I've seen of them look nothing like dogs,

01:11:46.829 --> 01:11:49.069
but I guess it's a dog. But they're known...

01:11:49.069 --> 01:11:51.590
These Xenos are known to be as small as rats,

01:11:51.789 --> 01:11:53.550
and they infest space stations and stuff, and

01:11:53.550 --> 01:11:56.329
they can grow. They have random... growth spurts

01:11:56.329 --> 01:11:58.510
and bouts of like unbelievable violence and they

01:11:58.510 --> 01:12:00.630
can grow to be the size of said space station

01:12:00.630 --> 01:12:04.310
and just kill everybody but she found this dog

01:12:04.310 --> 01:12:07.409
thing it tore off her arm but she was able to

01:12:07.409 --> 01:12:13.090
subdue it and steal a a strange alien control

01:12:13.090 --> 01:12:15.109
mechanism from the person that she was there

01:12:15.109 --> 01:12:17.550
to kill and this subdues most of its violent

01:12:17.550 --> 01:12:22.350
tendencies she called it plunder and she has

01:12:22.350 --> 01:12:25.250
no idea how long It's going to stay this size.

01:12:25.369 --> 01:12:28.329
She assumes that it'll eventually grow out of

01:12:28.329 --> 01:12:32.689
its Xenos control mechanism. And at that point,

01:12:32.689 --> 01:12:35.149
she'll probably have to part ways. But it's a

01:12:35.149 --> 01:12:39.130
very useful little doggie right now. Did you

01:12:39.130 --> 01:12:41.630
want to cover Garlon's Soul Eater? There's not

01:12:41.630 --> 01:12:44.289
much. Oh, sorry. I wrote him down, but I missed

01:12:44.289 --> 01:12:47.210
him by accident. Yeah, yeah, I will. I completely

01:12:47.210 --> 01:12:50.489
skipped him. He's the chief spy master and sorcerer

01:12:50.489 --> 01:12:53.670
of Mr. Huron. He was once a librarian of the

01:12:53.670 --> 01:12:55.409
Mantis Warriors. We'll probably hear more about

01:12:55.409 --> 01:12:57.630
him in the Battle of War episode. And he now

01:12:57.630 --> 01:13:01.609
feels pretty much any psychic role that Huron

01:13:01.609 --> 01:13:04.449
requires. He's a master of manipulation and mind

01:13:04.449 --> 01:13:06.909
control. He can tear information out of brains

01:13:06.909 --> 01:13:10.029
no problem. It is said that no one has seen Garland's

01:13:10.029 --> 01:13:12.399
face, which is not true, but it's a nice... reputation

01:13:12.399 --> 01:13:14.779
to have and it's unknown if he can remove his

01:13:14.779 --> 01:13:18.840
helmet also massive creep um at least from what

01:13:18.840 --> 01:13:21.560
i read in his little short where um i've got

01:13:21.560 --> 01:13:24.079
a quote for you it's only a little one garlon

01:13:24.079 --> 01:13:27.659
rubbed his bony hands together eagerly his wet

01:13:27.659 --> 01:13:30.760
tongue licking his thin lips in anticipation

01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:36.100
of some future pleasure oh well he's weird he's

01:13:36.100 --> 01:13:41.119
weird yuck put him in the bin yuck It's giving

01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:47.119
Take My Strong Hand energy. We have a couple

01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:48.659
donations. We might as well read those before

01:13:48.659 --> 01:13:51.079
we get into the one second of Eldar lore that

01:13:51.079 --> 01:13:59.220
we get in this book. Nice. R .I .P. Yeah. Setter9,

01:13:59.439 --> 01:14:03.520
thank you for the D50 ,000. Thank you very much.

01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:06.539
I'm not familiar with that currency, but thank

01:14:06.539 --> 01:14:09.100
you. When are you guys going to cover the rise

01:14:09.100 --> 01:14:12.539
and fall of the Roman Empire? Colin, what are

01:14:12.539 --> 01:14:15.680
your opinions on the Western Roman Empire? I

01:14:15.680 --> 01:14:17.819
did a Conquer All of the Map campaign as the

01:14:17.819 --> 01:14:20.380
Western Roman Empire and Barbarian Invasion and

01:14:20.380 --> 01:14:26.619
CBT. I'm afraid to try it in Attila, where I've

01:14:26.619 --> 01:14:29.380
heard it's infinitely worse and Barbarian Invasion

01:14:29.380 --> 01:14:31.300
is already hard as the Western Roman Empire.

01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:35.100
It all went downhill once they moved the capital

01:14:35.100 --> 01:14:37.760
to Ravenna, in my opinion. I have not played

01:14:37.760 --> 01:14:40.359
these video games. That's just a lot of history,

01:14:40.500 --> 01:14:46.819
not the game. But in a way, isn't history just

01:14:46.819 --> 01:14:50.460
an old form of saying video game? You know, civilizations

01:14:50.460 --> 01:14:54.880
have progress bars and loading screens and people

01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:58.760
despawn and respawn. It's a game. Okay, Grandpa,

01:14:58.939 --> 01:15:04.159
let's get you back to the retirement home. I'm

01:15:04.159 --> 01:15:08.869
losing out the PS2, don't worry. Sykes12146,

01:15:09.010 --> 01:15:11.369
thank you for the five. Once again, asking for

01:15:11.369 --> 01:15:13.930
a sisters video soon. I bet we'll do that soon.

01:15:14.569 --> 01:15:18.569
Also, hope you... What? This guy wants to see

01:15:18.569 --> 01:15:21.489
our sisters? That's crazy. I wasn't done reading

01:15:21.489 --> 01:15:25.210
that. Also, hope you lot are good, and thank

01:15:25.210 --> 01:15:27.390
you for getting through many days at work. Even

01:15:27.390 --> 01:15:31.829
you, Hal. Wow, thank you, man. wow the contempt

01:15:31.829 --> 01:15:38.130
you could i haven't i i need to go back to the

01:15:38.130 --> 01:15:40.010
sisters trilogy because i read the first one

01:15:40.010 --> 01:15:41.670
and i haven't gotten into the other ones but

01:15:41.670 --> 01:15:43.810
it's such a good book and i'd love to do a sisters

01:15:43.810 --> 01:15:45.930
episode there's some fun stuff like honestly

01:15:45.930 --> 01:15:50.010
i quite enjoyed the celestine stuff i've started

01:15:50.010 --> 01:15:52.130
efriel stern like i don't know her graphic novels

01:15:52.130 --> 01:15:55.430
just not her book yet um there's there's like

01:15:55.430 --> 01:15:58.010
the the james swallow books which i haven't done

01:15:58.010 --> 01:16:01.229
yet there's book of martyrs there's that new

01:16:01.229 --> 01:16:03.449
one that just came out with the banner lady who's

01:16:03.449 --> 01:16:06.229
like got the like proper you know karen haircut

01:16:06.229 --> 01:16:09.310
going on i can't remember her name she's on the

01:16:09.310 --> 01:16:11.489
cover and she's like ah and that's that's the

01:16:11.489 --> 01:16:14.210
book challenge for a sister's novel survive to

01:16:14.210 --> 01:16:20.649
the end yeah being more than one yeah all right

01:16:20.649 --> 01:16:24.529
uh we now get our one minute of elder lore it's

01:16:24.529 --> 01:16:25.909
a little bit more than a minute but it's something

01:16:25.909 --> 01:16:31.180
huge huge dust BRB, I'm going for a leak. It's

01:16:31.180 --> 01:16:33.840
the raid on the Crimson Eyrie. Oh my gosh, he's

01:16:33.840 --> 01:16:37.119
actually leaving. That's unbelievable. After

01:16:37.119 --> 01:16:40.279
receiving intel that a Red Corsair's fleet containing

01:16:40.279 --> 01:16:43.220
prisoners from Alaytok was on its way to the

01:16:43.220 --> 01:16:46.220
void station known as the Crimson Eyrie, Mr.

01:16:46.279 --> 01:16:48.899
Prince Uriel and his Corsairs would attack them.

01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:53.039
The Admiral split his fleet in two, sending the

01:16:53.039 --> 01:16:55.619
faster ships to... continue the pursuit of the

01:16:55.619 --> 01:16:57.920
Red Corsairs that moved to the Void Station.

01:16:58.420 --> 01:17:00.579
They would activate their hollow fields and stay

01:17:00.579 --> 01:17:03.399
out of Auspex range and wait for the Space Marines

01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:05.100
to begin unloading their cargo and prisoners

01:17:05.100 --> 01:17:07.439
before launching the ambush. This would draw

01:17:07.439 --> 01:17:09.199
the Corsairs' vessels away from the station,

01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:11.800
while Uriel's flagship and dragon ship would

01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:13.640
make for the gravity well of the system's largest

01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:17.819
planet, go around, and slingshot to the station

01:17:17.819 --> 01:17:21.020
so that they could extract the prisoners. Here

01:17:21.020 --> 01:17:24.680
on Blackheart, meanwhile, was on his way And

01:17:24.680 --> 01:17:28.100
on his jolly way to thop at this classic place,

01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:31.359
the Erie, for them to offload some of their cargo

01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:33.880
and let his guys just chill for a little bit.

01:17:34.300 --> 01:17:37.100
His temporary flagship was a strike cruiser,

01:17:37.119 --> 01:17:39.779
the Tarini Incarnate. It was in the midst of

01:17:39.779 --> 01:17:42.899
refueling when the enemy was detected. The ship

01:17:42.899 --> 01:17:44.979
was swiftly returned to battle readiness and

01:17:44.979 --> 01:17:47.779
the Xeno stacked. Meanwhile... Prince Uriel would

01:17:47.779 --> 01:17:49.520
approach the station and begin the debording

01:17:49.520 --> 01:17:52.359
actions. Initial progress was very good and swift

01:17:52.359 --> 01:17:55.460
and successful, as the Eldar easily were slaying

01:17:55.460 --> 01:17:56.939
the dudes inside the station because they're

01:17:56.939 --> 01:18:00.479
just humans, renegade defenders. And they began

01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:03.359
freeing the Eletaki prisoners. And with the guidance

01:18:03.359 --> 01:18:06.220
of Karseth, Uriel and his elite went into the

01:18:06.220 --> 01:18:08.359
depths to recover many Eldar relics and spirit

01:18:08.359 --> 01:18:11.640
stones. all was going great until the red corsairs

01:18:11.640 --> 01:18:14.119
joined the fight for the station here on realized

01:18:14.119 --> 01:18:16.500
his error and turned his five cruisers to turn

01:18:16.500 --> 01:18:19.119
about and attack the now unmanned dragon ship

01:18:19.119 --> 01:18:23.420
uh uriel fought valiantly and well slain many

01:18:23.420 --> 01:18:25.960
but his own soldiers cannot match They spaced

01:18:25.960 --> 01:18:28.140
the marines, unfortunately, and so their retreat

01:18:28.140 --> 01:18:30.180
was called, for they had already overstayed their

01:18:30.180 --> 01:18:32.279
welcome and had at least recovered a portion

01:18:32.279 --> 01:18:34.699
of the prisoners and artifacts. The Flame of

01:18:34.699 --> 01:18:36.899
Azer -Yan, which is Uriel's ship, was peeling

01:18:36.899 --> 01:18:39.399
away, but Jade Criss, the other dragon ship,

01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:41.619
was still stationary when Huron's ships showed

01:18:41.619 --> 01:18:44.340
up. Huron ordered the pursuit of the escaping

01:18:44.340 --> 01:18:46.739
vessel, while Tyranny incarnate approached the

01:18:46.739 --> 01:18:49.340
Jade Criss and hit it with a broadside. He would

01:18:49.340 --> 01:18:52.609
conduct boarding actions, and after... Being

01:18:52.609 --> 01:18:54.489
repelled from the bridge multiple times, Huron

01:18:54.489 --> 01:18:56.970
decided it's his own moment to step up and pull

01:18:56.970 --> 01:19:01.770
up. Meanwhile, his ship sends harpoons into the

01:19:01.770 --> 01:19:03.590
Eldar vessel and destroys their engines so they

01:19:03.590 --> 01:19:06.050
can't go anywhere. The sorcerers make a hole

01:19:06.050 --> 01:19:08.789
in reality and Huron steps onto the ship and

01:19:08.789 --> 01:19:11.590
he kills everybody. He impales the Eldar Baron

01:19:11.590 --> 01:19:15.789
upon the Tyrant's Claw and immolates him. Prince

01:19:15.789 --> 01:19:21.689
Uriel escapes. Huron found some victory. and

01:19:21.689 --> 01:19:24.210
all that was it but he was he was he was it was

01:19:24.210 --> 01:19:28.569
a slight on his honor so sorry other bros yep

01:19:28.569 --> 01:19:31.250
your honor has been slighted tune in next year

01:19:31.250 --> 01:19:36.850
for your next floor yeah by the way by the way

01:19:36.850 --> 01:19:44.289
freaking they post up they post up with this

01:19:44.289 --> 01:19:47.210
freaking picture when you're reading the thing

01:19:47.210 --> 01:19:49.880
and you're like all excited oh, Huron and Prince

01:19:49.880 --> 01:19:51.739
Uriel are going to fight. And then they don't

01:19:51.739 --> 01:19:53.039
even like, they don't even see each other. They

01:19:53.039 --> 01:19:57.359
don't even make eye contact. We'll say for the

01:19:57.359 --> 01:19:59.840
audio listeners, it's just their two models placed

01:19:59.840 --> 01:20:04.520
next to each other. It's an old diagram. It's

01:20:04.520 --> 01:20:06.439
like, oh, we're going to put Abaddon next to

01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:08.539
her. They're clearly fighting in this image.

01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:12.340
That's the idea of it. If it was artwork, I think

01:20:12.340 --> 01:20:15.270
I would be even more pissed, to be fair. could

01:20:15.270 --> 01:20:16.649
you imagine if they were like oh we're doing

01:20:16.649 --> 01:20:18.829
a refresh of the black legion and the old marine

01:20:18.829 --> 01:20:20.670
stuff that's come out and say here's gilliman

01:20:20.670 --> 01:20:22.529
next to abaddon it's like are they gonna fight

01:20:22.529 --> 01:20:26.229
it's like no they're the galaxy away look at

01:20:26.229 --> 01:20:28.189
this look at this wacky piece of art can you

01:20:28.189 --> 01:20:32.350
see that reminds me of um uh you described the

01:20:32.350 --> 01:20:35.750
oh my gosh what's the movie called event horizon

01:20:35.750 --> 01:20:38.869
when the guy's like strung out with his skin

01:20:38.869 --> 01:20:42.960
it's a dude who's chained up and is He's missing

01:20:42.960 --> 01:20:45.800
the lower half of himself. And there's maggots

01:20:45.800 --> 01:20:48.420
coming out of his peeled open belly. And they're

01:20:48.420 --> 01:20:50.340
eating these entrails and maggots and stuff.

01:20:50.500 --> 01:20:53.399
I don't know why when you said Event Horizon,

01:20:53.619 --> 01:20:56.079
I first thought of the movie Interstellar. I'm

01:20:56.079 --> 01:20:57.819
like, did we watch two different versions of

01:20:57.819 --> 01:20:59.800
Interstellar? I don't remember anything like

01:20:59.800 --> 01:21:02.039
that happening in that movie. Here's another.

01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:04.039
Matthew McConaughey crying, looking at that image.

01:21:04.260 --> 01:21:12.079
No, no. The maggots. A little cool. sections

01:21:12.079 --> 01:21:13.939
back here with just one two like random quotes

01:21:13.939 --> 01:21:16.880
and stuff but yeah that's the book i mean it's

01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:20.199
got some stuff it's not it's not nothing it's

01:21:20.199 --> 01:21:21.880
not worth your hundred dollars i'll tell you

01:21:21.880 --> 01:21:24.960
that much but it's uh it's it's something so

01:21:24.960 --> 01:21:26.779
thank thank you for donating so i can afford

01:21:26.779 --> 01:21:29.220
to buy these stupid books and read them for more

01:21:29.220 --> 01:21:33.640
crimes we appreciate it very much yeah it's still

01:21:33.640 --> 01:21:36.539
i mean i appreciate and do they have different

01:21:36.539 --> 01:21:38.960
like detachments and other style things yeah

01:21:38.960 --> 01:21:40.600
they have like the rules and stuff for those

01:21:40.600 --> 01:21:42.699
books but those are all on wahapedia within like

01:21:42.699 --> 01:21:45.380
a month so i don't know it did have what was

01:21:45.380 --> 01:21:49.300
cool is the custom character creation stuff like

01:21:49.300 --> 01:21:51.760
that i've seen some people have gone wacky with

01:21:51.760 --> 01:21:54.319
it although when i wanted to do an idea like

01:21:54.319 --> 01:21:56.579
a thousand suns there's no thousand suns one

01:21:56.579 --> 01:22:00.600
except a zangor leader yeah i was there was some

01:22:00.600 --> 01:22:03.739
that were not optimal, but I don't know. They

01:22:03.739 --> 01:22:07.659
were cool. I wish that they were legal in events

01:22:07.659 --> 01:22:09.899
and stuff, but it's okay. You can make a broadside

01:22:09.899 --> 01:22:12.340
character, which is kind of cool, or a trepidatorian

01:22:12.340 --> 01:22:16.220
character. I don't know. Now you know a little

01:22:16.220 --> 01:22:19.739
bit more about the Maelstrom, and not much more

01:22:19.739 --> 01:22:22.739
about the other half of the box set, the Eldar.

01:22:24.140 --> 01:22:27.279
But we should... There's more stuff, I think,

01:22:27.300 --> 01:22:32.270
coming. Is it Ioterra's the next one? Yeah, we're

01:22:32.270 --> 01:22:34.729
in the end of an edition, so they release $500

01:22:34.729 --> 01:22:36.489
worth of supplement books that you get to use

01:22:36.489 --> 01:22:40.689
for one month. They've done this since 7th edition.

01:22:40.850 --> 01:22:47.409
It's so goofy. Goofy is one word. Yeah. I will

01:22:47.409 --> 01:22:50.689
not be purchasing the next one. My friend plays

01:22:50.689 --> 01:22:52.829
Iron Warriors. He's getting that. I'm going to

01:22:52.829 --> 01:22:54.310
borrow the lore book, and then I'll do that.

01:22:54.869 --> 01:22:57.850
I did pre -order these Twinlands. I'm guilty,

01:22:58.069 --> 01:23:00.640
Your Honor. I did do that. I am buying them.

01:23:01.199 --> 01:23:03.640
Are they severely under -costed, people were

01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:06.859
saying? Not in terms of money. Yeah, they're

01:23:06.859 --> 01:23:08.859
over -costed in money and under -costed in points.

01:23:09.520 --> 01:23:12.979
Their data sheet has like six guns on it. It's

01:23:12.979 --> 01:23:15.500
super goofy. And they brought back old classic

01:23:15.500 --> 01:23:19.439
jetpack rules that were in like 6th edition where

01:23:19.439 --> 01:23:22.520
you got to move after you shot. Good old days!

01:23:23.159 --> 01:23:27.720
And it's come back. Nice. We do then, if it's

01:23:27.720 --> 01:23:30.619
ready, we have... uh some models of the week

01:23:30.619 --> 01:23:33.479
guys which we have been sorting through your

01:23:33.479 --> 01:23:36.159
stuff again if you made it well if you like us

01:23:36.159 --> 01:23:39.600
a little bit you know let me twist our hair a

01:23:39.600 --> 01:23:42.699
bit if you like us um we are on the discord we

01:23:42.699 --> 01:23:45.760
have our discord server which is pretty i would

01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:48.539
say people are in there people are like actually

01:23:48.539 --> 01:23:55.359
yeah And we have a little tabletop section for

01:23:55.359 --> 01:23:57.399
people to post what they're currently working

01:23:57.399 --> 01:23:59.760
on. Some of you guys are really, really good,

01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:04.039
by the way. It's a crazy picture in the crazy

01:24:04.039 --> 01:24:06.279
picture in general chat for all you to see, actually.

01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:10.600
Yeah. And but we have chosen some of our favorites

01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:14.840
from the last few weeks because we very much

01:24:14.840 --> 01:24:17.500
appreciate it. And we're going to go through

01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:19.680
just to have a little look and give a shout out

01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:22.310
to you guys who are. First of all, some people

01:24:22.310 --> 01:24:23.750
are doing some cool conversions and some cool

01:24:23.750 --> 01:24:27.430
painting. Shout out Donkey Man in general. What

01:24:27.430 --> 01:24:32.670
the fuck is that? Thank you, Eli. It's made by

01:24:32.670 --> 01:24:37.449
Tom Nom. Wow. Okay. What do we have here? So

01:24:37.449 --> 01:24:41.210
the first one here, this one is by ST Wagons.

01:24:41.850 --> 01:24:47.029
It's Harley Quinn's. I think if I remember, if

01:24:47.029 --> 01:24:49.199
I had to double check. Did he say it was for

01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:53.039
a classic scheme? He said, it was a known lore,

01:24:53.279 --> 01:24:56.159
been all but retconned away. Harlequin vehicles

01:24:56.159 --> 01:24:59.220
have unique flavors, and this one would be Mango

01:24:59.220 --> 01:25:05.000
Surprise. Yeah. Really vibrant. Like, that thing

01:25:05.000 --> 01:25:08.140
is a punch to the eyes. I like that. It does

01:25:08.140 --> 01:25:12.649
look tasty. Yeah. It looks like hot candy. He's

01:25:12.649 --> 01:25:15.050
used some fluorescents, I think, on that, particularly

01:25:15.050 --> 01:25:21.090
the magenta. Damn cool, man. That's a way to

01:25:21.090 --> 01:25:23.369
make a model unique. I appreciate it, man. That's

01:25:23.369 --> 01:25:28.369
really cool. The next one we got here. This one's

01:25:28.369 --> 01:25:31.390
the one I picked from Mr. Ivar, which I think

01:25:31.390 --> 01:25:33.569
this one's called. It's a dwarf. Pretty nice.

01:25:34.529 --> 01:25:39.050
They have some crazy painters in the chat. This

01:25:39.050 --> 01:25:43.840
is... This is like decades away. A whole technology

01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:50.420
tree above me. I'm still in the Iron Age and

01:25:50.420 --> 01:25:52.479
motherfuckers rocking up with the Space Age.

01:25:52.579 --> 01:25:56.100
I'm in the Stone Age. It's got tattoos on it.

01:25:56.659 --> 01:25:59.720
Non -metallic metal. The metal alone is crazy.

01:26:00.960 --> 01:26:03.760
It's got that... Do you guys know Golden Axe,

01:26:03.760 --> 01:26:05.640
the old game? It kind of reminds me of that.

01:26:05.699 --> 01:26:09.149
It's like that retro... color not how i don't

01:26:09.149 --> 01:26:10.729
know how you describe it but like the color scheme

01:26:10.729 --> 01:26:12.810
reminds me of like older minis but just done

01:26:12.810 --> 01:26:16.229
really well i see what you mean yeah i'm afraid

01:26:16.229 --> 01:26:18.409
i don't know what golden x is but i do see what

01:26:18.409 --> 01:26:22.970
you mean that's really good man that thing's

01:26:22.970 --> 01:26:28.510
tiny all that model is as well yeah i like the

01:26:28.510 --> 01:26:32.529
hair too uh let's see and the next one here this

01:26:32.529 --> 01:26:36.159
one is from green hat guy He's coming in strong

01:26:36.159 --> 01:26:39.439
again. Loyalist of the channel. I picked these

01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:42.199
wacky Slaanesh thingy conversions. I don't know

01:26:42.199 --> 01:26:44.300
what they're supposed to pay us, but I like them.

01:26:44.579 --> 01:26:47.199
Yeah, I'm not... I honestly don't know off the

01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:49.399
top of my head what these are from. They might

01:26:49.399 --> 01:26:51.739
be for characters for Age of Sigmar. That's what

01:26:51.739 --> 01:26:53.760
I'm guessing. I'm guessing some of these look

01:26:53.760 --> 01:26:56.520
like the Hedonites of Slaanesh, but I'm not entirely

01:26:56.520 --> 01:27:01.300
sure what exactly. On the middle one, those back,

01:27:01.420 --> 01:27:03.800
not quite pauldrons, they look like an Eldar.

01:27:04.380 --> 01:27:05.800
Like some of them might be like, I don't know,

01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:08.300
it's hard or something, but. They are the three.

01:27:08.899 --> 01:27:10.680
Damn. I like the one on the left. There's a big.

01:27:11.199 --> 01:27:15.520
World's war band. Oh, okay. I bet those these

01:27:15.520 --> 01:27:20.739
up. Thrice born. Yeah. Pink, pink, metallic metal

01:27:20.739 --> 01:27:23.060
actually goes quite hard. This is insanely cool.

01:27:23.550 --> 01:27:26.390
Okay, these are really just models. That's cool.

01:27:26.609 --> 01:27:31.409
These were conversions. Once again, fantasy and

01:27:31.409 --> 01:27:34.189
everything getting the better. iOS models continue

01:27:34.189 --> 01:27:38.430
to eat well. I like the snake thing and I like

01:27:38.430 --> 01:27:42.750
the forearms. That's looking cool. By the way,

01:27:42.750 --> 01:27:44.810
Colin, did you perchance have, before I pick

01:27:44.810 --> 01:27:48.550
this last one, last week's or last time's question

01:27:48.550 --> 01:27:50.090
of the week answers from the previous episode?

01:27:50.970 --> 01:27:52.750
I was grabbing... No, I got the new question.

01:27:52.850 --> 01:27:55.050
I didn't know I was doing that too. I might need

01:27:55.050 --> 01:27:58.649
a moment in that case. My apologies. That's okay.

01:27:58.770 --> 01:28:01.710
I will buy some time with this last one because

01:28:01.710 --> 01:28:04.010
this one is so impressive. Look, you just say

01:28:04.010 --> 01:28:06.989
the line, Bart, such is the power of Nagash.

01:28:06.989 --> 01:28:08.649
Yeah, that's what I assumed was being picked

01:28:08.649 --> 01:28:12.090
for Colin. Yeah, this one is insane. I know what

01:28:12.090 --> 01:28:16.729
I'm about. Again, the space age. What the heck?

01:28:17.550 --> 01:28:24.439
He's got a logo. Damn. everyone's everyone say

01:28:24.439 --> 01:28:26.640
the line in chat you you know damn well what

01:28:26.640 --> 01:28:32.060
the line is is that airbrushed as well the the

01:28:32.060 --> 01:28:37.319
ghoulie ghosts because that looks so good damn

01:28:37.319 --> 01:28:41.159
i really like the the red on his uh staff actually

01:28:41.159 --> 01:28:45.460
because it's yeah just it makes it seem so stark

01:28:45.460 --> 01:28:47.399
compared to the rest of the model that you're

01:28:47.789 --> 01:28:50.310
eyes is kind of dark to that after you like had

01:28:50.310 --> 01:28:53.670
a look at the ghosts i also like how the the

01:28:53.670 --> 01:28:56.569
kind of gold the gilded parts aren't too bright

01:28:56.569 --> 01:29:01.510
or or like saturated so it doesn't look garish

01:29:01.510 --> 01:29:03.090
compared to the rest of the minute it's like

01:29:03.090 --> 01:29:06.569
it's a bit subtle it's a bit restrained it's

01:29:06.569 --> 01:29:09.069
it doesn't look tarnished but it doesn't at the

01:29:09.069 --> 01:29:11.470
same time look a bit too ostentatious it like

01:29:11.470 --> 01:29:14.430
it's a nice like pairing with the bones so it

01:29:14.430 --> 01:29:17.619
doesn't look too over the top and detract from

01:29:17.619 --> 01:29:20.600
the color. Yeah, it's good. And look at that

01:29:20.600 --> 01:29:23.880
shading on his tummy. That tummy shading. Yeah,

01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:27.539
true. Very cool. What is that, like a 30 -pack

01:29:27.539 --> 01:29:30.539
or something of weird knots? Guy's got crazy

01:29:30.539 --> 01:29:34.039
waist -to -chest ratio. He's got that Dorito

01:29:34.039 --> 01:29:36.399
shape. He touches his power. Yeah. Bro wearing

01:29:36.399 --> 01:29:40.439
a corset every day for the boys. Hey, he's cool.

01:29:41.739 --> 01:29:45.420
Also, is that a sword on his hip? He's got a

01:29:45.420 --> 01:29:47.880
sword, too. It doesn't need it, but like, why

01:29:47.880 --> 01:29:51.460
wouldn't you have one? I don't know. It's like,

01:29:51.500 --> 01:29:54.060
here's me with my Abrams with my spud gun. Like,

01:29:54.079 --> 01:29:56.920
do we need that? Well, let's not have a Space

01:29:56.920 --> 01:29:59.479
Marine fan talk about things being over -designed

01:29:59.479 --> 01:30:04.159
and unnecessary attachments now. I'm a White

01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:06.300
Scars player. What do I bring to the table? Fucking

01:30:06.300 --> 01:30:10.779
piss and shit? I bring a Delaware and a bicycle.

01:30:11.920 --> 01:30:17.760
I bring a bicycle. Yeah, and that was our minis

01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:19.260
of the week. So please check out our Discord

01:30:19.260 --> 01:30:22.640
if you would like to submit more minis. And if

01:30:22.640 --> 01:30:25.100
you've already posted something on our mini of

01:30:25.100 --> 01:30:26.960
the week that we haven't picked before, feel

01:30:26.960 --> 01:30:29.479
free to repost it because then it might be that

01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:32.319
case of like, we've seen something quite a while

01:30:32.319 --> 01:30:35.079
ago and then we picked something and then we

01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:37.539
missed other bits. So always post what you want

01:30:37.539 --> 01:30:44.659
us to share. Yes. Colin, how are we doing? i've

01:30:44.659 --> 01:30:47.180
uh i've got them i've uh i've got the last three

01:30:47.180 --> 01:30:49.699
from last or the three chosen from last week

01:30:49.699 --> 01:30:52.960
it was uh okay hashtag flesh is weak you know

01:30:52.960 --> 01:30:54.979
what do you what are you ripping out and replacing

01:30:54.979 --> 01:30:57.220
with metal bits right or you know some kind of

01:30:57.220 --> 01:31:02.079
augmentation from sodius max uh i'm trading in

01:31:02.079 --> 01:31:04.619
all my sweat glands for a proper liquid cooling

01:31:04.619 --> 01:31:08.819
system oh and mostly i like i'm curious of the

01:31:08.819 --> 01:31:13.279
mental image of that How would that work? That's

01:31:13.279 --> 01:31:16.779
what I mean. That's why I like that answer. How

01:31:16.779 --> 01:31:19.300
would that work? Are we going some kind of cyberpunk

01:31:19.300 --> 01:31:22.560
something? Or is it just like mini computer fans

01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:25.260
in your veins? And AC units strapped to your

01:31:25.260 --> 01:31:28.760
back. That's why I'm curious. Self -cooling would

01:31:28.760 --> 01:31:31.039
be awesome. I'm always too warm. That would be,

01:31:31.079 --> 01:31:34.920
oh my gosh. I'm always too cold. What do you

01:31:34.920 --> 01:31:37.060
mean the best answer ever? i'd go the other way

01:31:37.060 --> 01:31:39.039
around give me like a heating system i'm always

01:31:39.039 --> 01:31:46.680
freezing uh and then rare is pepe uh i just just

01:31:46.680 --> 01:31:50.020
me too man before oh never mind yeah no you uh

01:31:50.020 --> 01:31:52.579
i would replace my pancreas with a fully working

01:31:52.579 --> 01:31:55.220
cyber one not that i need to i just want to deprive

01:31:55.220 --> 01:32:02.130
colin wow thanks wow wow and then Magos of Mars,

01:32:02.369 --> 01:32:05.229
who's completely on my level. This is so real.

01:32:05.430 --> 01:32:08.270
I'm with Colin. I'm going full Grievous. Forearms,

01:32:08.369 --> 01:32:10.869
claw feet, voice modulator, cool single wheel

01:32:10.869 --> 01:32:15.189
unicycle. So too, brother. Glory to the CIS.

01:32:15.390 --> 01:32:17.649
Count Dooku was a visionary. Grievous was a hero.

01:32:18.949 --> 01:32:22.989
This is the truth. This is the truth. The core

01:32:22.989 --> 01:32:25.510
world elites won't tell you. That's right. That's

01:32:25.510 --> 01:32:29.579
right. Death to the Republic. Why? Imagine you

01:32:29.579 --> 01:32:31.840
get in an argument with someone and instead of

01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:34.899
stroppily walking off, they just fold into the

01:32:34.899 --> 01:32:39.359
unicycle. I'm going the other way. Imagine you

01:32:39.359 --> 01:32:42.359
get in an argument with someone, their arms split

01:32:42.359 --> 01:32:44.680
into four and they pull out four fucking knives

01:32:44.680 --> 01:32:48.079
on you. I'm out. No thank you. Average mum law.

01:32:48.239 --> 01:32:51.840
I've seen the 2D Clone Wars. I'm losing this

01:32:51.840 --> 01:32:54.909
fight. I'm not him. He's just in the pub and

01:32:54.909 --> 01:32:57.250
he's like, I've been drained in your Jedi arts

01:32:57.250 --> 01:32:59.550
by Count Dooku. He's like, I spilled your drink.

01:32:59.750 --> 01:33:04.670
Calm down. Where's proportionality? And did we

01:33:04.670 --> 01:33:07.090
have another question for this week? We had...

01:33:07.090 --> 01:33:11.930
Who were you pulling up with? Something like

01:33:11.930 --> 01:33:16.229
that. Oh, yes. So it was a... Hashtag crew. Yeah,

01:33:16.289 --> 01:33:18.930
hashtag crew. You're going into the Maelstrom

01:33:18.930 --> 01:33:21.630
to conquer it. Who are you taking in your crew?

01:33:21.869 --> 01:33:26.289
Hashtag crew. I'm taking Justin, was it Roiland

01:33:26.289 --> 01:33:29.609
or Roland? The voice of Rick and Morty because

01:33:29.609 --> 01:33:34.430
it would just be annoying enough for me to end

01:33:34.430 --> 01:33:40.850
it all. And therefore I would want to get the

01:33:40.850 --> 01:33:45.090
job done really quickly. So it would be my motivation.

01:33:47.800 --> 01:33:52.239
Have you seen that game? Was the game his company

01:33:52.239 --> 01:33:54.920
makes? High on Life? Yes, I thought that's what

01:33:54.920 --> 01:33:59.760
it was. If you watch any of that gameplay and

01:33:59.760 --> 01:34:02.060
you see his voice pop up in any of those games,

01:34:02.279 --> 01:34:05.180
it's designed to inflict suffering eventually.

01:34:07.060 --> 01:34:09.659
That's my thought process. That's been in my

01:34:09.659 --> 01:34:12.359
head recently, that game. I thought, you know

01:34:12.359 --> 01:34:14.699
what? That would get me to finish the job because

01:34:14.699 --> 01:34:17.790
I'd be like, I need to stop doing this. Wow.

01:34:17.790 --> 01:34:25.609
Wow. I see you. I'd bring Hal, because his deviousness

01:34:25.609 --> 01:34:29.090
would be so alluring to Huron that I could trade

01:34:29.090 --> 01:34:32.630
him for my safe passage. I'll be a pal. I've

01:34:32.630 --> 01:34:34.590
already made this my running bit, so to invade

01:34:34.590 --> 01:34:36.689
the Maelstrom, I would like to bring the entirety

01:34:36.689 --> 01:34:42.270
of the CIS military. That'd be awesome. Droids

01:34:42.270 --> 01:34:45.949
aren't going to be corrupted by chaos. No. I'd

01:34:45.949 --> 01:34:48.590
bring you. I'd bring you free because it'd be

01:34:48.590 --> 01:34:53.329
funny. We can all die horribly together. Yeah.

01:34:53.949 --> 01:34:56.550
Or maybe steal a pirate ship before we die and

01:34:56.550 --> 01:34:59.909
get shoved into a sun or something. We'll get

01:34:59.909 --> 01:35:02.689
turned into mewling messes in the wall. Thanks,

01:35:02.729 --> 01:35:10.439
Andy. We'll be flesh chairs together. Yay! Where

01:35:10.439 --> 01:35:14.760
one of us ends, where he'll begin. We get to

01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:18.079
be a couch. Law Crimes Edition. Oh no, get us

01:35:18.079 --> 01:35:21.699
out of Comora. Someone said, I would bring the

01:35:21.699 --> 01:35:25.039
grave mine. Wow. I might put my money on the

01:35:25.039 --> 01:35:30.640
grave mine. Bring the flood. We have some donuts

01:35:30.640 --> 01:35:36.479
to read before we're done. We do. Shambeferoid.

01:35:36.520 --> 01:35:39.220
It's pronounced Shambeferoid. You cannot escape

01:35:39.220 --> 01:35:42.800
Shambeferoid. Will we be getting a fantasy fireside

01:35:42.800 --> 01:35:47.979
on the Warrior Priests of Sigmar? Shambef. Thanks,

01:35:48.140 --> 01:35:53.880
bro. I love those guys. I'm going to need to

01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:56.520
really lock in to do an entire video just about

01:35:56.520 --> 01:35:58.899
the Warrior Priests of Sigmar. I think I might

01:35:58.899 --> 01:36:02.359
be able to manage it, but I'm going to need to

01:36:02.359 --> 01:36:06.159
really lock in for that one. That is not my usual

01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:09.220
style of things. Tanith was an inside job. Thank

01:36:09.220 --> 01:36:11.159
you very much for two more dollars. I might go

01:36:11.159 --> 01:36:17.199
by XCOM. Spacewolves die and stupefaction should

01:36:17.199 --> 01:36:25.979
explode. We got two from Drakons. Buy GW product.

01:36:26.260 --> 01:36:28.600
Complain about GW product. Eagerly await next

01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:35.090
GW product. Repeat. Warhammer fans are like football

01:36:35.090 --> 01:36:40.210
fans. We're here to suffer. We are here to suffer.

01:36:40.550 --> 01:36:43.789
Huge shout out to the Chicago Bears moving to

01:36:43.789 --> 01:36:46.729
Indiana. Now I only need to drive 40 minutes

01:36:46.729 --> 01:36:49.649
to then drive back home 40 minutes crying and

01:36:49.649 --> 01:36:52.109
weeping over the travesty of that fucking football

01:36:52.109 --> 01:36:54.909
team. He was bought into it. He can't change.

01:36:55.090 --> 01:36:59.890
I can't escape. I'm not happy about it. Again,

01:36:59.930 --> 01:37:03.319
thank you very much for the $5. Request a Touch

01:37:03.319 --> 01:37:06.100
Grass Discord channel for the purpose of encouraging

01:37:06.100 --> 01:37:09.760
people to touch grass. I won't think about it.

01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:16.600
We might. Patriot fans, kill yourself. Green

01:37:16.600 --> 01:37:18.960
Bay fans, don't do it because I need to do it.

01:37:19.279 --> 01:37:23.880
Total cheesehead death. Thank you, Document USA

01:37:23.880 --> 01:37:27.000
for the five bucks again, man. How that just

01:37:27.000 --> 01:37:29.619
avoided it is going in the supercut. Thanks,

01:37:29.640 --> 01:37:34.720
man. Amazing. And that's us. That was the lore

01:37:34.720 --> 01:37:37.760
of the Maelstrom. Again, the new stuff coming

01:37:37.760 --> 01:37:41.140
out, hopefully it'll go somewhere. That and 500

01:37:41.140 --> 01:37:42.659
Worlds, we're just going to have to see how the

01:37:42.659 --> 01:37:44.899
mileage varies with how much they support it.

01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:47.159
I feel like they're going to forget about it,

01:37:47.199 --> 01:37:53.479
to be honest, but who knows. There was no actual

01:37:53.479 --> 01:37:57.180
lore progression in this supplement, other than

01:37:57.180 --> 01:38:00.260
Prince Uriel. losing a fight. He's there like,

01:38:00.340 --> 01:38:03.539
I'm not part of the Inari anymore. All of Prince

01:38:03.539 --> 01:38:05.739
Uriel's, it reads like a failed fucking lethal

01:38:05.739 --> 01:38:08.039
company run. He showed up looking for stuff.

01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:12.520
He got no stuff and left. Awesome. We're in this

01:38:12.520 --> 01:38:15.279
weird dynamic of we don't want any progress,

01:38:15.380 --> 01:38:18.300
and yet when we... get something and we expect

01:38:18.300 --> 01:38:20.500
there to be progress then there is not and it's

01:38:20.500 --> 01:38:23.000
even more disappointing like it's because ever

01:38:23.000 --> 01:38:25.359
since the ever since the fall of katie they've

01:38:25.359 --> 01:38:28.020
been making progress but they chose they had

01:38:28.020 --> 01:38:31.159
two options they had no progress and keep the

01:38:31.159 --> 01:38:34.100
setting as like the sandbox it was or progress

01:38:34.100 --> 01:38:36.859
and they've chosen the middle ground where everything

01:38:36.859 --> 01:38:40.760
happens but nothing happens They don't need progress.

01:38:40.979 --> 01:38:44.359
Now Huron's going to do this thing. They don't

01:38:44.359 --> 01:38:49.479
have to progress the whole thing. It's with the

01:38:49.479 --> 01:38:51.800
two pirate factions. They can do a million things

01:38:51.800 --> 01:38:54.159
that don't actually advance anything and they

01:38:54.159 --> 01:38:59.439
still somehow did nothing. But here's the crucial

01:38:59.439 --> 01:39:01.119
part. We've got the best lore we've had in the

01:39:01.119 --> 01:39:04.600
last 40 years recently. Apparently. Didn't you

01:39:04.600 --> 01:39:10.420
hear that Tyboros is now Primaris? Great. Wow.

01:39:10.939 --> 01:39:16.819
I take back what I said about Huron. I like Tiberos,

01:39:16.819 --> 01:39:19.600
and he is the most overhyped space marine ever.

01:39:20.100 --> 01:39:22.760
Yeah. I thought we were done hearing the word

01:39:22.760 --> 01:39:26.880
primaris. I guess we got a little bit left to

01:39:26.880 --> 01:39:34.390
go. I'm afraid that is the default now. Not until

01:39:34.390 --> 01:39:38.489
we have Gabriel Seth specifically say, okay,

01:39:38.590 --> 01:39:42.090
I took the juice. Okay, Gabriel, you don't hate

01:39:42.090 --> 01:39:44.670
them anymore. There's more manlit oppression.

01:39:45.029 --> 01:39:47.710
They kill off the only trueborn space marines

01:39:47.710 --> 01:39:51.220
and they make the other ones take the... The

01:39:51.220 --> 01:39:53.460
height lift pill. Space Marines heard that a

01:39:53.460 --> 01:39:55.380
height filter was coming to Tinder, so they were

01:39:55.380 --> 01:39:56.760
like, right, get the Primaris out. We've got

01:39:56.760 --> 01:39:58.560
to be a bit taller. We've got to get over the

01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:06.659
threshold. I swear. Exactly. I guess see you

01:40:06.659 --> 01:40:09.159
guys soon. Bye. Bye, everybody.